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YOU READY TO DO THE RIGHT THING?

YEAH, I'M READY.

THAT'S MY 17.50.

THE LICENSE IS 35.

I GOT IT.

I GOT MY 17.50, TOO.

THEN LET'S GET IT ON.

THAT SOUNDED SMART?ASS.

OHH. I SHOULD START OVER. I??

NO. NO.

YOU GOT MIXED FEELINGS.

I WISH, WEIGHING THEM OUT, UH...

THEY WOULD ALL BE ON ONE SIDE OF THE SCALE.

IT HURTS A LITTLE THAT IT'S BEEN SUCH A STRUGGLE FOR YOU,

BUT...

I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU.

THEY, UH, THEY TAKE THE APPLICATION AT CENTRE STREET,

AND THEN IT'S A DAY TILL THEY ISSUE THE LICENSE.

LET'S GET IT ON.

EXCUSE ME, DETECTIVE, COULD I SPEAK TO YOU?

MORNING, ANDY.

HEY.

ONE TO THE GUT. LOOKS LIKE HE BLED OUT SOMEWHERES ELSE.

WHAT'D THIS ONE SEE?

TURTLES CLIMBING OUT OF HIS CHEST TILL HE HAS HIS FIRST DRINK.

I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. I MET THIS MAN DEAD.

OK.

LOOK AT THAT.

"HUGH WIGGINS, AUTO SALES."

HUGH DON'T AFFILIATE LONG ENOUGH ANY SPECIFIC CAR LOT,

IT'S, UH, COST?EFFECTIVE ADDING THE NAME ON.

MORNING, GREG.

I AM SO DISGUSTED.

IT'S THE WORK WE'VE CHOSEN, MEDAVOY.

WE GOT A DOUBLE.

NO.

FEMALE D. O. A. IN THAT PLASTIC LEAN?TO OVER THERE.

STRANGLED AND SEXUALLY ASSAULTED.

I??I??I AM DISGUSTED, REVOLTED, AND AMAZED.

HEY! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT OVER THERE?

NOTHIN'. WELL, GET YOUR ASS DOWN.

WHAT'S THE AMAZING PART?

WHAT'S SO AMAZING, ANDY,

IS ALSO WHAT'S DISGUSTING AND REVOLTING,

WHICH IS HOW MUCH SEMEN IS ON THIS POOR WOMAN'S CORPSE.

JERRY SAYS IT'S ANOTHER BODY OVER THERE.

OK. ANOTHER BODY OVER THERE.

HEY, JILL, YOU MIND

TAKING THESE GUYS' INFORMATION?

NO. I GOT 'EM.

THE BABY'S GOT HIS FIRST CHECKUP.

I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET GINA AT THE DOCTOR'S.

YEAH, NO PROBLEM.

ALL RIGHT. HEY, GUYS.

THIS IS DETECTIVE KIRKENDALL.

SHE'S GONNA TAKE YOUR INFORMATION.

WE GOT SOME INFORMATION TO GIVE YOU, TOO.

YEAH, TELL YOU EVERYTHING

ABOUT THIS ONE THERE IS TO KNOW.

I'M ALL EARS.

THIS ONE'S NAME WAS WANDA MONTGOMERY,

BUT SHE WENT BY COOKIE.

I HELPED HER CONSTRUCT THIS LEAN?TO.

WAS COOKIE A WORKING GIRL?

NO, SHE WAS A FULL?TIME HOMELESS.

JUST TOUCHED IN HER HEAD.

MMM.

YOU SEE THESE DOLLS?

DOLLS WAS ONE OF THE THINGS THAT COOKIE LIKED TO COLLECT.

MM?HMM.

DEEPER EXAMINATION OF HUGH'S WALLET,

WE ALSO FIND, "HUGH WIGGINS, REALTOR,

APARTMENT LEASES A SPECIALTY."

ALSO, ON THE BACK OF ONE OF THE OTHER

"HUGH WIGGINS, AUTO SALES" CARDS,

"ALLIANCE AUTOS."

THINK THAT'S GONNA BE HUGH'S PRESENT PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT?

NO FRAZZLED EDGES OR SNOT ON IT,

I THINK IT COULD BE RECENT.

20, RIGHT OR WRONG. AND 200 IF YOU'RE RIGHT.

HUH.

TO SOLVE COOKIE'S MURDER,

YOU WANNA TALK TO A WHORE NAMED MARVA.

STROLLS 10th AND "C,"

THINK SHE A QUEEN BITCH.

NOW...

YOU WILL RECOGNIZE HER OFF HER BONEY ASS

AND HER SKANKY UGLINESS,

WEARIN' A CHEAP FUR COAT LINED WITH THAT SHEEPSKIN??

LIKE A PIMP PUT ON HIS CAR SEAT.

AND WHAT'S MARVA HAVE TO DO WITH COOKIE GETTING KILLED?

YOU ASK HER.

WE JUST WENT BACK TO NO MONEY, CHANEL.

ASK HER ABOUT CALVIN.

BIG...

FUNNY?COLORED NEGRO.

LOOK INJUN.

IF I'M LOOKING AT CALVIN FOR KILLING COOKIE, CHANEL,

WHY DO I NEED TO STOP AT MARVA?

OFF THE BUSINESS SHE DO WITH HIM...

GONNA GIVE YOU THE BASIS FOR YOUR CASE

WHEN YOU GRAB CALVIN UP.

WHOA.

I BEEN TRICKIN' FOR A LAWYER.

MARVA. 10th AND "C."

I'LL BE COMING FOR MY 180.

[COUGHS, NUDGES MACHINE]

Simone: HOW'S IT GOING, BOSS?

UM...

GOT BUSY OUT THERE.

MMM.

OH, ON THE SECOND D. O. A.,

GREG AND THEM WENT TO PICK A HOOKER UP

THAT ANOTHER GIRL GAVE 'EM FOR KNOWING WHAT WAS GOING DOWN.

THIS IS THE HOMELESS WOMAN THAT WAS RAPED AND STRANGLED?

SHE WAS A MESS.

THE FIRST D. O. A. WAS A DUMP JOB.

SOME HALF?ASSED CAR SALESMAN TOOK ONE TO THE GUT.

HIS BOSS IS UPSTAIRS WAITING FOR YOU.

CRAIG REINSDORF FROM ALLIANCE AUTOS?

YEAH.

YOU KNOW, WE CALL THIS GUY'S LOT, HIS SECRETARY SAYS,

"OH, YES, THE D. O. A.'s BEEN MISSING SINCE LAST NIGHT.

TOOK A PROSPECT ON A TEST DRIVE IN ONE OF OUR VEHICLES."

AND THEY NEVER CALLED IT IN?

TOO BUSY FLEECIN' THE UNAWARES.

ANYWAY, HE'S WAITING FOR YOU UPSTAIRS.

Simone: IS HE LOOKIN' TO BOOST OVER THAT MACHINE?

Sipowicz: ABSOLUTELY.

[COUGH, NUDGE]

WHERE'S MARVA?

THERE SHE GO OVER THERE.

GREAT.

THEY COME FOR THAT HAUGHTY BITCH'S ASS.

GOOD.

LET'S DO IT THE EASY WAY, MARVA.

WHAT YOU WANT WITH ME?

LET'S TALK ABOUT IT AT THE STATION HOUSE.

I AIN'T GOIN' TO NO STATION HOUSE.

SURE YOU ARE.

WHERE'S RAZOR?RICKY NOW, MARVA?

TELL YOUR MAN TO COME HELP YOU!

HE'LL CUT ANOTHER SCAR ON YOUR UGLY?ASS FACE!

Russell: OK, LET'S GO.

I WASN'T COMMITTIN' NO SEX ACT.

JUST SIT BACK FOR THE RIDE.

RICKY GONNA BE COOKIN' ME A CHICKEN?FRIED STEAK WHILE YOU'RE INSIDE!

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN', GIRL?

HEY, TAKE OFF,

OR WE'LL LOCK YOU UP, TOO.

HEY, MARVA!

I'M STILL ON THE LOVE BOAT

WHILE YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN ON THE TITANIC.

WHAT YOU LOOKIN' AT, BRICK?TOP?

REALLY NICE THAT YOU FOUND THE TIME TO TALK TO US.

THAT'S SARCASM?

ONE OF YOUR USED?CAR SALESMEN

SHOWS UP DEAD THIS MORNING,

WE GOTTA FIND OUT FROM THE OFFICE GIRL ON YOUR LOT

THAT HE DISAPPEARED ON A TEST DRIVE LAST NIGHT?

HUGH TOOK HIS OWN SALES APPROACHES.

OVERNIGHTS WITH CUSTOMERS WEREN'T UNPRECEDENTED.

NO NEED CALLING HIM OR THE CAR IN MISSING.

Sipowicz: HUGH LIQUORS UP THE MARKS AT SOME MOTEL,

BRINGS A BIM' IN,

3:00 IN THE MORNING, THEY SIGN ON THE DOTTED LINE.

WHAT CAN YOU GIVE US ON THIS GUY THAT WENT OUT ON THE TEST DRIVE?

ZIPPO.

ZIPPO?

I WAS ON THE PHONE WHEN THEY WENT OUT.

NOT PHOTOCOPYING THE PROSPECT'S DRIVER'S LICENSE

BEFORE THEY TAKE THE CAR OUT,

THAT'S ANOTHER ONE OF HUGH'S UNIQUE SALES TECHNIQUES?

HUGH SOMETIMES CUTS CORNERS.

HE'D BE REMISS ON PAPERWORK.

WE REVIEWING LIFESTYLES HERE?

YOU KNOW, AS BAD AS IT MAY INTRUDE ON THE 8 OR 9 SCAMS

YOU'RE PROBABLY WORKING YOURSELF TODAY, MR. REINSDORF,

YOUR SALESMAN HUGH, HE GOT MURDERED.

I GOT NOTHING TO GIVE YOU.

I KNEW THE GUY CASUALLY FOR MAYBE 5 YEARS.

HE'D DROP IN AND OUT SELLING FOR ME.

I MEAN, END OF STORY.

WHAT'D HE DO IN?BETWEEN?

YOU KNOW, VARIOUS VENTURES.

NAME ONE AND SAVE YOURSELF AN UNHAPPY SURPRISE.

[SIGHS]

HE'D DO, LIKE,

REALTY THINGS, YOU KNOW.

I MEAN, SOMETIMES HE'D GET JACKED UP A LITTLE WITH IT.

JACKED UP LIKE, UH, LEASING APARTMENTS

THAT HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY REPRESENT.

YOU KNOW...

THAT GENRE.

SO, BIG PICTURE,

ANYBODY THAT HUGH MET SINCE HE WAS 21 OR SO

IS A POSSIBLE SUSPECT, HUH?

WELL, IT DEPENDS UPON, YOU KNOW,

HOW LONG THEY HOLD ON TO A GRIEVANCE.

FULL DESCRIPTION, V. I. N. NUMBER,

AND DEALER PLATE ON THE CAR THAT HUGH TOOK OUT.

YOU GUYS GET THIS CAR BACK...

I WANNA THROW YOU 20 EACH,

OFF THE BOOKS.

LEAVING THAT GUY ALONE IN THERE TO WRITE,

WE MAY WIND UP SHORT A COFFEE MAKER.

DETECTIVES, THIS IS MRS. WIGGINS.

HI, I'M DETECTIVE SIMONE. THIS IS DETECTIVE SIPOWICZ.

HELLO. HELLO.

I EXPECT THIS HAS REFERENCE TO HUGH.

I'LL TELL YOU, WHY DON'T WE TALK DOWN HERE?

I HAVE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR MONETARY OBLIGATIONS INCURRED BY HUGH.

I'M LEGALLY REGISTERED TO THAT EFFECT.

GUY IN THE COFFEE ROOM'S GONNA DROP OFF SOME PAPERWORK.

CHECK FOR ANY BULGES IN THE SHAPE OF A TOASTER.

Simone: PLEASE.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR HUSBAND?

LAST FRIDAY.

WHERE'S HE BEEN SINCE THEN?

YOU'D HAVE TO ASK HUGH.

YOU'RE, UH, YOU'RE USING YOUR MARRIED NAME.

ARE YOU SEPARATED?

LEGALLY SEPARATED, YES.

BUT HUGH STILL USES ME

SORT OF AS A BASE OF OPERATIONS.

WELL, WE, UH...

HAVE SOME DIFFICULT NEWS FOR YOU, MRS. WIGGINS.

I HAVE NO MONEY FOR BAIL.

YOUR HUSBAND WAS FOUND SHOT THIS MORNING, MA'AM.

DEAD?

I'M SORRY. YES.

MUTILATED?

NO.

SOME OF THE PEOPLE WHO THREATENED HUGH'S LIFE

THREATENED TO MUTILATE HIM, TOO.

WELL, OBVIOUSLY, WE'D BE INTERESTED

IN THE SPECIFICS ON THOSE.

CASTRATION...

THROWING HIM OFF BUILDINGS.

SPECIFICS IN TERMS OF HOW THE THREATS CAME ABOUT.

TO DO WITH HIS BUSINESS DEALINGS.

DIFFERENT DISSATISFACTIONS??

HIS, UH, HIS REALTY,

COIN SALES, AND SPORTS MEMORABILIA.

ANYTHING SPECIFICALLY INVOLVING HIS CAR SALES?

OH, YES. MANY.

WHAT WOULD BE LIKE, UH...

THE 3 MOST RECENT?

WELL, YOU KNOW...

ONCE THE SHOUTING STARTS,

I, UH, ACTUALLY TRY TO SCREEN OUT THE DETAILS.

SOME ARE IN FOREIGN LANGUAGES.

WHAT THIS IS,

CELINE AND THEM OTHERS IS LOOKIN' TO MIDDLE ME OUT.

OVER WHAT, MARVA?

OVER KNOWIN' RICKY J'S COMING OUT OF THE JOINT

KICKIN' ASS AND TAKING THEIR SORRY PIMPS' NAMES,

BACK RUNNIN' THE STREETS

WITH ME AS HIS BOTTOM HO.

SO IT'S OFF ALL THIS JEALOUSY, MARVA,

THE GIRLS TOLD US

THAT YOU'RE INVOLVED WITH A FREAK NAMED CALVIN.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TELLIN' Y'ALL.

THEY MAKIN' THAT UP ABOUT ME AND CALVIN

TO MIDDLE ME OFF THE STREET.

MARVA, HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE OTHER GIRLS ARE TELLING US

BEFORE WE EVEN SAY?

WELL, WHAT THE HELL ELSE YOU BROUGHT ME IN HERE FOR?

YOU NEED TO BREATHE DEEP HERE, MARVA,

BEFORE YOU SCREW YOURSELF??

HELL IF I DO.

YOU ALL NEED TO STOP LISTENING TO VICIOUS?MINDED HOS

AFRAID MY PIMP'S GONNA COME OUT KICKIN' ASS.

BE QUIET, MARVA,

AND TAKE A COUPLE DEEP BREATHS.

NOW, YOU HAVE HAD TO DO WITH CALVIN,

YOU DIDN'T KILL THAT GIRL,

AND YOU'LL LOUSE YOURSELF UP LYING TO US.

WHAT I DID, I DID. YOU UNDERSTAND?

I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN' ABOUT WHAT HE DID.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

LET'S HEAR IT, MARVA.

SELL HIM CONDOMS.

WHAT?

SOLD HIM CONDOMS.

CALVIN HAD YOU SELL HIM CONDOMS?

ALL RIGHT?

IF YOU DON'T EXPLAIN WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT,

YOU'RE GETTING LOCKED UP.

TAKE MY TRICKS' CONDOMS AND TRADE HIM FOR NICKEL ROCK.

YOU'D SELL CALVIN YOUR CUSTOMERS' CONDOMS

AFTER THEY'D USED THEM?

ALL RIGHT?

WHY DID CALVIN TELL YOU HE WANTED THEM?

HE DIDN'T SAY NOTHIN',

AND I DIDN'T WANNA KNOW IF HE TRIED.

Jill: YOU'RE LYING.

WHAT DO YOU THINK HE USED THEM FOR, THEN?

US THINKING WHAT CALVIN WANTED THE CONDOMS FOR

DOESN'T MOVE THE CASE, MARVA.

YOU HAVE TO SAY IT.

NOW QUIT SCREWING AROUND.

HE WANTED TO USE THE SPUNK INSIDE

TO PUT ON THE GIRLS HE'D DO.

HE WAS HUNG UP OFF OF BEING IN TROUBLE BEFORE.

HE'D BEEN CONVICTED BEFORE OFF DNA EVIDENCE.

THIS WAY, EVEN IF A GIRL TESTIFIED,

HE SAID THEY COULDN'T CONVICT HIM BEHIND THE DIFFERENT GENES.

BUT THAT WAS ALL HIM NOW.

ALL I DID WAS SELL HIM THE RUBBERS.

WHERE WE GONNA LOOK FOR CALVIN, MARVA?

HE GOT A DELIVERY JOB.

COME UP ON THE STREET AROUND 4:00...

I'LL SHOW YOU HIS PLACES.

HEY, GREG.

JAMES.

SO JAMES JR. SAILED RIGHT THROUGH HIS FIRST CHECKUP.

YEAH. THAT'S GOOD.

YEAH. PEDIATRICIAN SAYS, AT HIS STAGE,

HE'S GOT EXCELLENT? DEVELOPED REFLEXES.

GOOD. GOOD FOR HIM.

HEY.

YOU SEEM A LITTLE AGITATED, GREG.

WE'RE LOOKING AT SOME OVERTIME.

AMEN. THAT'LL MAKE UP

FOR THE LOST TIME I JUST HAD TO TAKE.

WE GOT A GUY TO LIKE

ON THIS D. O. A. HOMELESS WOMAN.

THIS WHORE SAYS

WE CAN START LOOKING TO GRAB HIM UP AROUND 4:00.

WHAT IS IT, GREG?

THIS GUY'S M. O., JAMES,

IS FILTHY, SICKENING,

AND DISGUSTING.

WHAT'S HIS M. O.?

WHAT'S HIS M. O.?!

DID YOU LEAVE BEFORE WE FOUND

THAT INORDINATE AMOUNT OF SEMEN ON THE D. O. A.?

YEAH. I HAD TO TAKE OFF FOR THE PEDIATRICIAN.

WELL, HIS M. O. ACCOUNTS FOR THAT INORDINATE AMOUNT OF SEMEN.

YOU FOLLOW ME?

DO I GOTTA DOT THE Is FOR YOU, JAMES?

THE GUY BOUGHT MULTIPLE USED CONDOMS

OFF OF THIS PROSTITUTE MARVA,

MIXED THE CONTENTS TOGETHER

TO FORM AN INORDINATE AMOUNT,

AND THEN PUT IT ON THE VICTIM.

SO THAT'S HIS M. O.

DON'T MAKE ME PAINT YOU A PICTURE, JAMES.

ANYWAYS...

I'M GLAD TO HEAR ABOUT THE CHECKUP.

YEAH.

SORRY I WAS A LITTLE SLOW ON THE UPTAKE.

I'M BUYING THIS.

MY STANDARD CONSULTATION FEE.

SO, UH, IF MY CONCERN'S HYPERSENSITIVE,

YOU JUST TELL ME TO SHUT UP.

GO AHEAD.

DR. GARRICK GIVES ME MY BLOOD SCORES,

SAYS HE'S PLEASED WITH MY COURSE POST?SURGERY

AND WANTS TO RETEST MY BLOOD IN A MONTH.

I MAKE A LIVING LISTENING TO ANSWERS.

AND I DON'T KNOW IS MY CONCERN HYPERSENSITIVE,

BUT HE DON'T SAY THAT HE WAS PLEASED WITH MY BLOOD SCORE.

YOU STILL SHOW A .9 ON YOUR PSA, ANDY.

LESS THAN ONE.

LESS THAN ONE, RIGHT.

WELL, SO, DOWN FROM 6,

THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD DECREASE.

IT IS, BUT WITH YOUR PROSTATE BEING REMOVED,

WE'D LIKE IT TO REGISTER 0.

THE WORRY IS THERE MIGHT STILL BE CANCER CELLS

IN THE BED OF THE PROSTATE

OR THOSE TYPE CELLS MIGHT HAVE MIGRATED.

SPREAD IN MY BODY?

SO WHAT THE HELL DON'T HE TELL ME THAT FOR?

'CAUSE IT'S ALSO POSSIBLE

YOU COULD BE A SLOW CLEAR, ANDY.

YOUR LEVEL MAY NOT HAVE GONE DOWN AS FAR IT'S GOING TO.

THAT'S WHY HE WANTS TO RETEST IN 30 DAYS.

HE TOLD YOU ALL THIS?

IF YOU'D ASKED, HE'D HAVE TOLD YOU.

SOMETIMES YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LET YOUR DOCTORS

DO YOUR WORRYING FOR YOU.

ARE YOU WORRIED?

I WISH YOUR SCORE WAS 0.

SO IN OTHER WORDS,

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON, HUH?

RIGHT NOW, WE'RE NOT SURE WHAT'S GOING ON.

OK.

THANKS FOR NOT DOUBLE?TALKING ME.

I UNDERSTAND YOU WANT TO KNOW.

I THOUGHT I MIGHT BE OUT OF THE WOODS.

YOU'RE ALWAYS, OF COURSE, REMORSEFUL

WHEN A CASE DON'T LOOK LIKE IT'LL CLEAR.

YOU DON'T FIGURE OUR D. O. A.

TO BE A BIG LOSS TO HUMANITY?

PLUS THIS HUMP,

I BET HIS CLERGYMAN

COULDN'T SAY NOTHING NICE FOR.

HOW'S IT GOING, SHANNON?

Shannon: HOW'S IT GOING?

Sipowicz: WHO'S THIS?

WE GET A "MAN WITH A GUN" CALL.

GROCERY OWNER SAYS THIS ONE MOPED IN HIS STORE

FOR, LIKE, 10 MINUTES.

WHEN HE'S WALKING OUT,

HE THINK HE SEES A PIECE IN THE GUY'S WAISTBAND.

OWNER TAKES A RIDE WITH US, PICKS HIM OUT 2 BLOCKS DOWN.

WHAT'S THIS ONE DOING?

NOTHING. HE'S SITTING PARKED NEXT TO A HYDRANT.

LICENSE PLATES ARE OFF SOME JUNKER,

BUT THE V. I. N. NUMBERS COME BACK TO THE STOLEN CAR

FROM YOUR GUYS' HOMICIDE.

THIS ONE'S LUCKY HE DIDN'T GET HIS HEAD BLOWN OFF.

HE PULLED A GUN WHEN WE WERE COMING UP TO HIM.

HE LOOKING TO USE IT?

NAH. HE'S A MOPE THIS GUY.

SAID HE'S LOOKING TO HAND IT TO US.

A .25??ONE EXPENDED ROUND.

HE SAY ANYTHING ON THE WAY IN?

THE OPPOSITE.

DOES THAT MEAN "NO"?

RIGHT.

NAME'S ROSS CHESWICK.

HE'S CLEAN WITH BCI.

Bobby: NICE JOB.

APPRECIATE IT.

I'M DETECTIVE SIMONE.

THIS IS DETECTIVE SIPOWICZ.

ROSS CHESWICK.

YEAH. HOW DO YOU DO?

WE'RE GONNA NEED TO TALK TO YOU

DOWN THE HALL HERE, ROSS.

YEAH. I UNDERSTAND YOU NEED TO.

REFRESHING ATTITUDE.

SO, UH, IT LOOKS LIKE

YOU'RE IN A BIT OF A JACKPOT HERE, HUH, ROSS?

YEAH.

ANY IDEAS HOW YOU'RE GONNA HELP YOURSELF?

COMING CLEAN, I GUESS.

THERE'S THAT REFRESHING ATTITUDE AGAIN.

LET'S START WITH THE GUN.

THE GUN IS NOT MINE.

HOW'D YOU COME TO HAVE IT?

AFTER AN ALTERCATION.

Bobby: ROSS...

THIS SOUNDS LESS LIKE COMING CLEAN

THAN TELLING IT IN DRIBS AND DRABS.

I'VE NEVER BEEN GUILTY OF A CRIME BEFORE.

OK. UH...

WHO WAS THE ALTERCATION WITH?

MAN OWNED THE GUN.

YOU HAVE TOLD US SO FAR EXACTLY NOTHING, ROSS.

GUN BELONGED TO THE CAR SALESMAN HUGH

WHO TOOK ME TO DRIVE THE '94 NISSAN,

WHICH I TOLD HIM I MIGHT WANNA BUY.

WHEN I WAS TAKING OUT A LUCKY HE ASKED TO BORROW,

HUGH GLANCED OVER

AND SAW MY LICENSE PLATES I BROUGHT IN MY KNAPSACK

FROM MY '71 BUG THAT WAS ON BLOCKS.

HE AT THAT POINT TOLD ME

HE KNEW MY PLAN WAS TO STEAL THE NISSAN,

TAKE OFF THE DEALER PLATES,

AND PUT ON THE PLATES FROM MY BUG,

WHICH HIS ANALYSIS WAS CORRECT.

WE'RE TEST?DRIVING UNDER THE FDR,

AND HE, AT THIS POINT, PULLED OUT HIS GUN

AND TOLD ME TO PULL IN THIS SIDE ALLEY.

HE TOLD ME TO GIVE HIM 200 BUCKS,

DROP HIM AT THE OTB,

AND HE'D GIVE ME A 3?HOUR START

BEFORE HE CALLED THE CAR IN STOLEN.

I ONLY HAD 26 BUCKS ON ME,

WHICH HE SAYS TO GIVE UP TO HIM.

I REFUSE, AND HE GUN?BUTTS ME.

I'M HALF PASSED OUT FROM THE BLOW

AND GET OUT TO TRY AND RUN,

HE COMES OUT AFTER ME.

WE GRAPPLE, AND THE GUN GOES OFF.

I HALF PASS OUT FROM DEAFNESS??

AND STILL BEING HALF PASSED OUT FROM THE GUN?BUTT??

WHEN I FOCUS, I SEE HE'S DEAD.

OW.

SO, OF COURSE, AT THAT POINT,

YOU'RE TOO SMART TO CALL THE COPS.

YOU KNOW WHERE THE TOWN OF PRIMM IS?

NO.

IT'S A SMALL BUT GROWING INEXPENSIVE COMMUNITY IN NEVADA.

YOU KNOW, IN MY WARPED THINKING,

I IMAGINED PICKING MY EX?WIFE KATHY UP??

YOU KNOW, "LET'S GO TO PRIMM, NEVADA."

BEFORE I WENT TO SEE KATHY,

I WAS GONNA ROB A GROCERY STORE

TO GET FOOD AND MONEY FOR THE TRIP.

I TRIED ALL DAY TO GET THE NERVE UP,

BUT, YOU KNOW, I JUST...

I COULDN'T DO IT.

I MUST HAVE BEEN TO 15 DIFFERENT GROCERY STORES,

YOU KNOW?

ANY SPECIAL REASON

YOU DECIDED TO WRAP HUGH UP IN THAT TARP

AND THEN DRIVE HIM OVER TO THAT VACANT LOT?

LIKE, 4 YEARS AGO, I DUMPED STUFF THERE,

AND 7 MONTHS LATER,

I HAD THE OCCASION TO DUMP SOMETHING ELSE...

THE FIRST STUFF WAS STILL THERE.

STILL IN ITS ORIGINAL HEFTY BAG.

EXCUSE US.

OH. SURE, GO AHEAD.

HEY, COULD YOU SIT WITH THIS GUY FOR A SECOND?

SURE.

DON'T SIT TOO CLOSE,

OR YOU'LL CATCH BEING A MORON.

YOU THINK HE'D HAVE GONE THROUGH ROBBING THAT CAR?

NO.

BUT I THINK ROSS THERE WAS A VERY BUSY BOY

AFTER HUGH THE CAR SALESMAN

GOT WHAT WAS COMING TO HIM??

OBSTRUCTING, DESTROYING THE EVIDENCE.

HE'S WALKING AROUND WITH THE MURDER WEAPON IN HIS TROUSERS

LOOKING TO STICK UP THE A & P.

HE'D HAVE NEVER ROBBED THAT CAR,

AND THAT HUMP SALESMAN PROMPTS HIM INTO MURDER.

ANDY, THIS IS A LOT OF CLEANING UP TO DO.

SYLVIA'S RIDING.

SHE'S NOT GONNA LOOK TO HURT THIS GUY.

WHY DON'T WE JUST WALK HER THROUGH IT?

NO. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.

THIS IS NOT EINSTEIN IN THERE, ANDY.

I WOULD HATE US HAVING TO COUNT ON HIM

KEEPING SOME STORY STRAIGHT.

I'M RELUCTANT TO CONSULT SYLVIA RIGHT NOW.

AND I'M RELUCTANT THAT THIS ROSS

GETS IN FRONT OF THE GRAND JURY

AND STARTS TELLING THEM ABOUT PRIMM, NEVADA,

AND THE 2 NICE DETECTIVES

THAT TRIED TO HELP HIM GET THERE,

AND THEN WE WIND UP GETTING LOCKED UP.

YOU CARRY THE PRIMARY CONVERSATIONAL LOAD WITH HER.

CAN'T KEEP HARMING PEOPLE OFF A PREVIOUS MISTAKE.

SIT DOWN, CALVIN.

ALL I'M GONNA SAY,

PICK ME UP FOR A SIMILAR PREVIOUS CRIME

AIN'T ENOUGH MOTIVE NO MORE.

LET'S NOT GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES.

YEAH. LET'S ESTABLISH WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.

OH, WE KNOW WHAT WE TALKIN' ABOUT??

ME BEING A SUSPECT BEHIND PREVIOUS RAPIN' BEHAVIOR

FOR THE RAPIN' DEATH OF THIS COOKIE.

LOTS OF GUYS ON THE STREET WITH RECORDS FOR RAPE AND SEXUAL ASSAULT.

WHY ASSUME WE'RE LOOKING FOR YOU?

I TOLD PEOPLE YOU'D COME LOOKING FOR ME.

I KNEW IT WOULD COME TO THAT.

HOW'D YOU KNOW?

SOME PEOPLE GOT A SIXTH SENSE.

YOU KNOW MARVA?

I KNOW SHE A HO,

THINKIN' HER PIMP COMIN' OUT NEXT MONTH

GONNA CHANGE HER LIFE.

DID YOU BUY USED RUBBERS FROM MARVA, CALVIN?

I DECLINE TO SAY.

DID YOU TELL HER YOU WERE GONNA PUT SEMEN FROM OTHER JOHNS' CONDOMS

ON WOMEN YOU WERE HAVING SEX WITH?

I DENY SAYING THAT.

THAT'S "HE SAID/SHE SAID,"

LIKE THE PRESIDENT AND HIS SEX.

YOU GOT SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE TO PUT ON ME

OVER KILLING THIS, UH, COOKIE?

ACTUALLY, CALVIN, YEAH.

WE GOT ALL THE SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE WE NEED.

OH, YOU BETTER HAVE DNA PROOF,

'CAUSE O. J. PROVED THAT.

IF YOU'D JUST USED A CLEAN CONDOM ON YOURSELF

LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, CALVIN,

RIGHT NOW, YOU'D BE IN THE CLEAR.

BUT YOU BUYING USED CONDOMS

OFF A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT TRICKS FROM MARVA,

SMEARING THE COMBINED SEMEN HOW YOU DID,

THATHAS DONE YOU IN.

WE'VE BEEN ABLE TO GO AHEAD

AND TRACE DNA SEMEN SAMPLES

FROM ALL OF MARVA'S TRICKS.

I DON'T BELIEVE THAT.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU'D GET THEM TO COOPERATE.

OH, ARE YOU KIDDIN'?

BETWEEN PROVIDING A SEMEN SAMPLE

OR HAVING THE COPS TELL YOUR WIFE

YOU'VE BEEN PICKING UP STREET WHORES, CALVIN,

WHAT ARE THE JOHNS GONNA PICK? THEY ALL GAVE UP SAMPLES.

WE HAVE MATCHED MARVA'S CLIENT SAMPLES WITH WHAT WAS FOUND ON COOKIE.

SO HOW YOU RULE ONE OF THEM OUT FOR THE CULPRIT?

THE FACT THE SAMPLES ARE MIXED TOGETHER, CALVIN,

RULES OUT ANY OF THE INDIVIDUAL JOHNS AS THE POSSIBLE PERPETRATOR.

THAT'S WHERE YOU LOUSED YOURSELF UP.

YOU ALONE HAD ACCESS TO THAT SEMEN COLLECTIVELY.

WHAT ABOUT MARVA?

MARVA DOESN'T MAKE SEMEN!

SHE'D HAVE NO MOTIVE.

LOOK, I...

I GOTTA THINK.

DON'T TAKE TOO LONG.

LET'S GO. COME ON. IN THE CAGE.

[EXHALES]

WHOA, GREG.

I THOUGHT I'D TAKE A SHOT.

THAT'S PRETTY GOOD STUFF, GREG.

I THINK HE'S GONNA GIVE IT UP.

WELL, LET'S HOPE SO.

ASSUME HIS ACCOUNT ABOUT THE STRUGGLE FOR THE GUN IS TRUTHFUL.

YOUR GUY'S TRYING TO STEAL THE CAR

ORIGINALLY ARGUABLY STILL MAKES HIM RESPONSIBLE

FOR FELONIES WHICH FOLLOWED,

INCLUDING THE SALESMAN'S DEATH.

THE CLOSEST HE COME TO TRYING TO STEAL THE CAR

WAS HAVING LICENSE PLATES IN HIS BACKPACK.

WHICH YOUR GUY ADMITS THAT THE SALESMAN CORRECTLY INFERRED

THAT HE HAD INTENDED TO PUT ON THE CAR THAT THEY WERE TEST DRIVING

ONCE HE'D STOLEN IT.

I'M JUST TRYING TO TELL YOU

HOW MY OFFICE COULD LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED, ANDY,

THAT THAT'S THE POINT AT WHICH ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE.

SO YOU THINK THEY MIGHT WANT TO GO TO BAT?

YOUR MOPE HASN'T WRITTEN ANYTHING DOWN YET?

MM?MMM.

I THINK IF HE WERE TO LEAVE OUT THE PART ABOUT THE SALESMAN

SEEING THE LICENSE PLATES IN HIS BACKPACK,

HE MIGHT HAVE A MUCH ROSIER FUTURE.

PUTTING THE PLATES ON WAS AN AFTERTHOUGHT

ONCE HE WAS... IN EMOTIONAL SHOCK.

HE'S OUT ON A SIMPLE TEST DRIVE,

THIS CROOK SALESMAN PULLS A GUN TO ROB HIM.

THE SALESMAN'S A DOCUMENTED LOWLIFE.

THEN AFTERWARDS THIS MOPE IS TERRIFIED

OVER THINKING THE REST OF HIS DAYS, HE'S A CRIMINAL,

BEGINS BEHAVING ERRATIC.

HASN'T REALLY GOT IT IN HIM TO DO ANY ACTUAL CRIMES.

WHAT I LIKE, IT'S ONLY THE ONE FACT HE'S GOT TO DEAL WITH.

AND HE'S LEAVING IT OUT.

HERE YOU ALL COME AGAIN.

YEAH, HERE WE COME.

YOU GOT A CAGEY POLICE MIND.

YOU ALMOST HAD ME COPPIN' TO A INNOCENT CRIME.

BUT I GOT A QUESTION FOR YOU.

HOW YOU GONNA PROVE I WAS THE CULPRIT OVER COOKIE?

YOU GOT A SHORT MEMORY, CALVIN.

REMEMBER, MARVA TOLD US IT WAS YOU BOUGHT THE USED CONDOMS.

MARVA SAID I BOUGHT THEM CONDOMS,

BUT SHE DIDN'T TELL YOU WHO I SOLD THEM TO

AND NOT KNOW WHAT THEY DID WITH 'EM AFTERWARD.

SO WHO WAS IT YOU RESOLD THE CONDOMS TO?

I CAN'T TELL,

'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW THE PERSON'S NAME.

BUT IT WAS THEM MUST'VE DONE IN COOKIE.

YOU DIDN'T RESELL THOSE CONDOMS, CALVIN.

PROVE THAT WITH NO BACKUP DNA OUT MY BODY.

WE DON'T NEED NO DNA PROOF, CALVIN,

'CAUSE WE GOT AN EYEWITNESS!

SEE, THAT WAS A BUSY VACANT LOT LAST NIGHT.

ANOTHER HOMICIDE VICTIM WAS DUMPED THERE,

AND IT'S YOUR BAD LUCK THAT CULPRIT

IS PREPARED TO TESTIFY ON YOU

TO LESSEN HIS OWN PREDICAMENT.

OH, YOU SAYIN' SOMEONE'S DUMPIN' A BODY,

AND I DON'T TAKE NO NOTICE OF NONE OF WHAT HE'S DOIN',

BUT HE SAW ME?

HE DIDN'T SEE YOU WHILE HE WAS DUMPING THE BODY.

HE CAME BACK IN HIS CAR

TO HAVE A WHAT'S WHAT LOOK SUBSEQUENT,

AND SAW YOU FROM ACROSS THE STREET.

YOU WEAR A HAT?

HE SAYS I WAS WEARIN' A HAT, HE'S A LIAR,

'CAUSE I NEVER WEAR A HAT,

AND I CAN BRING 45 PEOPLE OUT THAT'LL TELL THAT.

HE SAID YOU WEREN'T WEARING A HAT!

AND WHAT HE DESCRIBED ESPECIALLY

WAS YOUR CORNROWS,

YOUR DISTINCTIVE HAIRSTYLE THERE.

THESE AIN'T NO CORNROWS.

THESE ARE TWISTS, THE BEGINNING OF DREADLOCKS LOCKIN'!

IT'S NOT IMPORTANT THAT HE DIDN'T KNOW THE NAME

OF YOUR HAIRSTYLE, CALVIN.

THE POINT IS, HE DESCRIBED YOUR HAIR.

HE PICKED YOU OUT!

SHE LIVIN' IN A DAMP CARDBOARD BOX.

THAT'S 'CAUSE SHE WASN'T A PROSTITUTE, CALVIN.

TRY PUSHIN' ME OUT.

THE MORE SHE PUSH,

THE MORE I START WANTIN' HER.

THEN SHE HIT ME.

I LOSE IT, START BEATIN',

BUT SHE STRONG.

SHE AIN'T CRY OUT

'CAUSE SHE THOUGHT SHE GONNA STOP ME

STICKIN' IT IN.

ONCE I MAKE UP THE MIND

THAT'S HOW IT'S GONNA BE...

THAT'S HOW IT'S GONNA BE.

SHE FOUGHT LIKE A HO.

YOU READY TO WRITE THIS UP?

HOW YOU GONNA FIGURE...

2 CULPRITS IN ONE LOT

THE SAME NIGHT?

I HAD BAD LUCK MY WHOLE LIFE.

HEY!

ARE YOU READY TO WRITE?

YEAH.

YOU GOT ME.

[SIGHS]

I CAN'T HELP FEELING I'M IMPRISONED.

THAT WOULD BE 'CAUSE YOU ARE.

BUT YOU WANT TO INTERPRET IT

"TEMPORARILY IN CUSTODY,"

AND FOR YOUR OWN LONG?TERM BENEFIT.

Simone: WE NEED YOU TELLING THEM PEOPLE ON THE GRAND JURY

YOUR STORY TOMORROW, ROSS.

LEAVING OUT THAT ONE THING ABOUT THE LICENSE PLATES.

RIGHT. LEAVING OUT THE LICENSE PLATES,

BUT TELLING THEM EVERYTHING ELSE.

WHAT THIS JERK SALESMAN TRIED TO PULL OVER ON YOU

AND HOW HE WOUND UP DEAD, JUST EXACTLY LIKE IT HAPPENED.

OK.

WE'LL TAKE YOU OUT OF HERE TOMORROW,

BUFF YOU UP A LITTLE, ALL GO OVER TO CENTRE STREET.

EVERYTHING ELSE THE TRUTH.

JUST LEAVE OUT MY HAVING THOSE LICENSE PLATES WITH ME

FROM MY OLD VW BUG TO PUT ON THE NISSAN AFTER I STOLE IT.

WHAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA, ROSS??

NOT EVEN THINKING ABOUT THOSE LICENSE PLATES NO MORE.

THEM, THE OLD VW BUG??

NONE OF THAT EVER EXISTED.

START ON THAT ROAD, THERE'S WHOLE PHASES OF MY LIFE

I'D JUST AS SOON LEAVE OUT.

[CLICKS TONGUE]

CONSIDER THIS A BEGINNING.

HEY.

HEY.

FINISH YOUR 5, JAMES?

YEAH, I JUST FINISHED UP.

WHOA!

HEY, WHAT HAPPENED HERE?

I JUST CAME IN CONTACT WITH SEARING HEAT.

HEH? BURN YOURSELF ON SOMETHING FLAMMABLE?

AH...

SERIOUSLY, GREG, UH,

THOSE WERE 2 GREAT INTERVIEWS.

YEAH, I, UH... I WAS PLEASED WITH THE OUTCOME.

YOU WANT ONE?

NAH. I'M GOOD.

HEY, GREG.

UH, YEAH, I JUST FINISHED MY 5, BOSS.

I'M JUST GONNA TURN IT IN.

YEAH. I'VE BEEN GETTING THE PREVIEWS.

YEAH, HUH?

WE WERE TELLING THE BOSS

HOW YOU TURNED THAT WARPO'S HEAD AROUND.

YEAH. WELL, I GUESS MAYBE

IT TOOK ONE TO KNOW ONE, HUH?

HEY, GREG.

YOU WORKED HIM LIKE A CHAMP.

WELL, I??I?? I WAS PLEASED WITH THE OUTCOME,

BE THAT AS IT MAY.

WHEN WE GET THE DOCUMENTATION TOGETHER,

I'M GOING TO SUPPORT YOU FOR A COMMENDATION.

WHAT'D YOU DO, MEDAVOY?

2 GREAT INTERVIEWS. GOT A GUY TO GIVE IT UP.

WAY TO GO, GREG.

THANKS A LOT.

EXCUSE ME.

I COULD USE HELP WITH SOME NEWS.

SURE.

THAT DR. GARRICK WANTING A FOLLOW?UP ON MY BLOOD?

I PURSUED HIM WANTING THAT WITH DR. MONDZAC.

UH?HUH.

OFF WHAT MONDZAC TOLD ME,

IT TURNS OUT THAT PSA SCORE

COULD BE BETTER.

THAT .9 SCORE THAT I GOT.

BUT IT HAD GONE ALL THE WAY DOWN FROM 6.

I SUSPECTED A LACK OF ENTHUSIASM

WITH THIS GARRICK'S VOICE...

BUT I DIDN'T FEEL I COULD PURSUE IT WITH HIM

WITH NO EVIDENCE,

SO I WENT AND I PURSUED IT WITH MONDZAC,

AND I TURNED OUT CORRECT.

THEY HAD THIS RESERVATION.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN, ANDY?

THE RESERVATION'S...

THE RESERVATION'S THERE'S MORE WHERE MY PROSTRATE WAS

OR THE CELLS HAVE MOVED SOMEWHERE ELSE.

OTHERWISE, MY SCORE SHOULD BE LOWER.

SO I?IT'S SPREAD.

UNLESS MY SCORE DON'T LOWER QUICK AS MOST.

DO??DO THEY THINK THAT MAY BE POSSIBLE?

THAT'S DEFINITELY WHY HE WANTS TO DO THE TEST AGAIN.

NO HARM TAKING THE POSITIVE VIEW.

THAT'S RIGHT.

UM...

THAT'S...

THAT'S WHAT I COULD USE HELP WITH.

I WAS AFRAID DURING TODAY'S SCENE YOU'D ASK.

DID HE GIVE YOU ANY PERCENTAGES

HOW LIKELY THE ALTERNATIVES ARE?

THE GOOD ALTERNATIVES ARE LIKELY ENOUGH

THAT THEY GOT A NAME FOR IT.

WHAT'S THE NAME?

SLOW CLEARER.

I'M A SLOW CLEARER.

SHOULD WE GO WITH THAT?

OR WHATEVER COMES TO US.

LOOK HOW MUCH GOOD COME SO FAR.

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