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[HER USUAL SOUTHERN DRAWL] MR. SEGAL, YOUR SUPER HAS ENTERED MY APARTMENT

WITH HIS PASSKEY

AND LAID IN WAIT TO SHOW ME HIS PRIVATES FOR THE FINAL TIME!

OH! IS JOHN THERE NOW?

ARE HIS GENITALS INSIDE HIS PANTS OR OUT?!

I'M SICK OF JOHN'S TALK OF BEING EX?CIA, MR. SEGAL!

I'M SICK OF HIM MAKING UP REPAIR EXCUSES

AND THEN FINDING HIM GOING THROUGH MY UNDIE DRAWER!

AND I AM MOST ESPECIALLY SICK

[ACCENT BECOMES AUSTRALIAN] OF PUTTING OUT THE GARBAGE AS I DID THIS MORNING

AND COMING BACK TO MY APARTMENT

TO FIND TRUSTY SUPER JOHN STROLLING OUT OF MY BATHROOM

WITH HIS OLD FELLA SWINGING NEAR THE GROUND

PRETENDING HE JUST HAD TO PISS!

OH, BUGGER OFF ABOUT MY ACCENT!

I'M SERVING NOTICE: I WANT A FULL DEPOSIT RETURNED,

AND IF I DON'T GET IT, MR. SEGAL,

YOU'RE GOING TO BE HEARING FROM ONE OF THE DETECTIVES

I WORK WITH CLOSELY ON A DAILY BASIS!

[HER USUAL SOUTHERN DRAWL] MORNING, DETECTIVE.

MORNING.

MAY I HELP YOU, SIR?

IS THAT YOU, ANDY?

WHO'S THAT, WALLY?

HEY, HOW YOU DOING, HUH?

GEE, WHAT IT'S BEEN, LIKE 30 YEARS?

WELL, IT'S COMPLICATED, ANDY, AND, UH,

SOMETHING I'D AS SOON NOT DISCUSS PUBLICLY.

OH. UH, YEAH, WE'LL?? COME ON.

WE CAN TALK IN HERE.

MORNING.

HOW'S IT GOING?

MORNING.

MORNING, DETECTIVE.

SO WHAT'S NEW, NAOMI?

OH, I HAVE TO CHANGE APARTMENTS

DUE TO HARASSMENT FROM MY BUILDING SUPER.

I BELIEVE I MADE MY CASE FOR RETURN OF MY DEPOSIT,

EVEN THOUGH I'M... BREAKING THE LEASE.

GOOD.

THIS STUFF'S USUALLY DRINKABLE.

NO, THEY WON'T LET ME NO MORE, ANDY.

NO, HUH?

NO, I GET THESE IRREGULAR HEARTBEATS.

I GOT SOME OF THESE DECAF PACKETS.

NO, I'VE TRAINED MYSELF OFF IT ENTIRELY.

I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD.

I MEAN, I DON'T NEED NOTHIN' TO DRINK.

I GOT SOME PROBLEMS WITH MY DAUGHTER

I'M AT MY WITS' END ABOUT.

WHAT KIND OF PROBLEMS?

SH?SHE'S HAD SOME MINOR SCRAPES WITH YOU PEOPLE??

PUBLIC DRUNKENNESS...

PRESENCE OF FIGHTING.

I'M SURE SHE'S EXPERIMENTED WITH ALL KINDS OF SUBSTANCES,

BUT NOW SHE'S INVOLVED WITH A KID THAT I KNOW IS A GENUINELY BAD KID.

NAME TONY.

WHAT'S THIS GENUINELY BAD KID UP TO?

WELL, THIS KID'S BEEN KNOWN TO BRANDISH A WEAPON,

THREATENS HER AND SO FORTH, AND HE'LL HAVE SUDDEN AMOUNTS OF MONEY.

DOES HE DO STICKUPS?

I WOULDN'T PUT IT PAST HIM,

BUT SHE THINKS HE'S EXCITING.

NOW, THIS IS WITH SHINERS

AND WITH HER ARM IN A SLING AND EVERYTHING ELSE.

HOW OLD IS YOUR GIRL?

SHE'S 23 YEARS OF AGE AND ACTING LIKE THIS.

HER MOM'S IN LAUGHLIN, NEVADA.

SHE LEFT 11 YEARS AGO.

SHE'S A SLOT?MACHINE ADDICT.

WHAT WOULD YOU WANT ME TO DO HERE, WALLY?

THERE'S THIS GIRL THAT'S HER, UH, ROOMMATE.

SOMEHOW THAT'S TURNED THE TEMPERATURE UP

WHERE THIS TONY, HE'S THREATENING MURDER.

WHICH MY DAUGHTER DON'T CALL ME. SHE DOES.

THE ROOMMATE?

YEAH, AND SHE'S GOT SOME TYPE OF COMPLEX HERSELF, ANDY, THAT I CAN'T FIGURE OUT.

MAKE A GUESS.

WELL, SOME TYPE OF COMPLEX.

I MEAN, SHE'S A NICE ENOUGH GIRL. UH...

SHE'S A CARPENTER'S APPRENTICE.

DRESSES KIND OF MANLY.

I COULDN'T HAZARD A GUESS.

YOU WANT ME TO TALK TO YOUR DAUGHTER.

I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING, ANDY.

REMEMBER BRUCIE HOAG, WAS IN SCHOOL WITH US?

YEAH. YEAH, HOW'S HE DOING?

HIS DAUGHTER GOT KILLED IN A CAR WRECK,

DRIVING DRUNK.

I TRIED HAVING HIM TALK TO CARLA,

BUT THAT WENT NOWHERE.

AND, YOU KNOW, BRUCE'S GOT HIS OWN HEALTH PROBLEMS, TOO.

NOBODY'S GETTIN' NO YOUNGER, HUH?

[LAUGHS]

35 YEARS...

I, UH...

WALK IN HERE LAYING MY DIFFICULTIES IN YOUR LAP.

THEY GIVE ME A SALARY FOR THAT.

LISTEN, UH...

WRITE DOWN YOUR DAUGHTER'S ADDRESS AND, UH...

IF YOU KNOW THIS TONY'S LAST NAME.

THAT'S MORESCO...

AND, UH, I HALFWAY TOLD HER THAT MAYBE, UH,

YOU'D BE COMING BY TO SEE 'EM.

OH, YOU KNOW, MY SISTER'S ALWAYS ASKING ABOUT YOU.

DORIS.

HMM.

TELL HER I SAID HI.

I WAS IN SCHOOL WITH THAT GUY

THROUGH THE 12th GRADE.

WHEW, HE'S AGED CONSIDERABLY.

SAY, ANDY, YOU EVER NOTICE THAT NAOMI TALKING FUNNY?

YOU KNOW, LIKE WITH A DIFFERENT ACCENT.

BOY, YOU ARE A HELL OF A DETECTIVE.

I'M SAYING AN ACCENT DIFFERENT THAN SOUTHERN ACCENT.

NO, WHY? SHE USE A DIFFERENT ACCENT WITH YOU?

I THOUGHT I HEARD A DIFFERENT ACCENT...

LIKE AUSTRALIAN.

WHAT, LIKE THAT IDIOT WITH THE BIG KNIFE?

AH, MAYBE I JUST HEARD IT WRONG.

LOOK, I NEED TO TAKE AN HOUR'S LOST TIME.

CAN YOU TELL THE BOSS?

MM?HMM.

ASSUMING I'M DONE BY THEN.

HEY, UH, STEVIE PRETTY.

DO YOU HAVE A DETECTIVE AROUND HERE I COULD TALK TO?

DETECTIVE?

THIS IS MR. PRETTY. HE ASKED IF HE COULD SPEAK TO A DETECTIVE.

I'M DETECTIVE MARTINEZ. WHAT CAN I HELP YOU WITH?

NOT HERE. [RATTLES JAR CONTENTS]

GREG.

THAT'S MY PARTNER, DETECTIVE MEDAVOY.

Pretty: ALL RIGHT.

MR. PRETTY. HOW DO YOU DO?

FOLLOW ME.

Martinez: HAVE A SEAT.

SO, UH...

WHAT'S IN THE JAR?

I OWN THE PRETTY PAWN ON 5th.

GUY COMES IN LATE YESTERDAY??

SHAGGY HAIR, BLACK NAILS.

JUNKIE, NO DOUBT.

COMES IN WITH THESE.

SAYS THEY'RE FROM RELATIVES PASSED DOWN OVER THE YEARS.

SAYS HE'S A NEW DAD,

AND HIS BABY NEEDS CLOTHES AND WHATNOT.

B.S. FRONT TO BACK.

YOU BOUGHT THESE TEETH?

ME, NO. I, UH, GOT 'EM ON APPROVAL.

HOW'S THAT WORK? I TOLD THE GUY,

BEFORE I CAN MAKE A PRICE FOR HIM,

I'D HAVE TO WEIGH IT OUT??

YOU KNOW, SEPARATE THE GOLD FROM THE TEETH.

THIS COLLECTION AIN'T FROM NO HANDED?DOWN GROUP OF RELATIVES, DETECTIVE.

WE'RE LOOKING AT SOME ORGANIZED INVASION OF THE DEAD.

SOME MORTUARY TIE?IN OR THE LIKE.

I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF YOU WERE RIGHT.

SO WHEN ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS GUY AGAIN?

9 A. M. PUNCTUAL, TOMORROW MORNING.

WANNA BE THERE?

I THINK PROBABLY WE WOULD.

I GOT, UH, 2 MOVING VIOLATIONS PENDING, DETECTIVES.

BOTH QUESTIONABLE.

IS THAT SO?

YEAH. I DON'T MIND THE FINES,

BUT SUSPENSION PREVENTS ME FROM SEEING MY SISTER THAT'S TUBERCULAR,

UPSTATE IN, UH, BOSTON SPA.

WE COULD PROBABLY LOOK INTO THAT FOR YOU.

HOW FAST WERE YOU GOING?

THEY SAID 72 AND 77 MPH, ALLEGEDLY.

ON CITY STREETS?

WEST SIDE HIGHWAY.

Martinez: ANY ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION INVOLVED?

PASSED BOTH BALLOON TESTS.

ASSUMING THIS TURNS OUT HOW YOU DESCRIBED,

WE'LL LOOK INTO THAT FOR YOU, VOIDING THE SUSPENSION.

HERE'S MY PARTICULARS?? LOCATION AND SO FORTH.

WE'LL CONTACT YOU LATER ON.

LET YOU KNOW HOW WE'RE GONNA DO THIS.

ONCE THIS JUNKIE GETS HIS DESSERTS,

I'D APPRECIATE CONSIDERATION ON THE CONTENTS IN THIS JAR.

YEAH, WE CAN CHECK INTO THOSE LEGALITIES.

[COUGHS]

TEETH?ROBBING OF THE DEAD.

YEAH, LET'S RUN IT FOR THE BOSS.

I'M GONNA HEAR THOSE MOLARS CLATTERING ONTO THE TABLE, JAMES,

UNTIL AT LEAST LUNCHTIME.

Diane: SEE YOU TOMORROW, ANDY.

YEAH. SEE YOU TOMORROW.

[CLEARING THROAT]

THIS, UH, WALLY SAYERS THAT COME TO SEE ME...

ARE YOU GOING TO SEE HIS DAUGHTER?

GOD ONLY KNOW WHAT THE SHOT IS THERE.

ANYWAYS, UH...

WALLY'S SISTER DORIS??

MY LAST YEAR IN HIGH SCHOOL...

YEAH, HUH?

WHOO, THIS GIRL, SHE HAD SOME CHEST ON HER,

AND NOT BAD?LOOKING OVERALL.

SO IT GOT SERIOUS?

A LOT MORE SERIOUS THAN IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN,

WHICH I STILL FEEL BAD ABOUT.

[CLEARING THROAT]

WHAT HAPPENED..

WE WERE AT THE, UH, THE FALLON RECORD HOP,

SO ON, SO FORTH, AND, UH...

WE WIND UP OUT IN MY BUDDY'S CAR.

IT'S FREEZING COLD,

AND, UH, IT'S A LITTLE STUDEBAKER.

I MEAN, LITTLE.

THIS WAS NO SMALL GIRL, YOU KNOW.

I WAS A FOOTBALL PLAYER, I WASN'T SMALL,

AND SHE WOULDN'T GET IN THE BACKSEAT ANYWAYS.

ANYWAYS, UH...

IT HAPPENS.

AFTERWARDS??I MEAN, I KNEW THAT WE WEREN'T GOING ANYWHERES.

AND FOR ONE THING I'M GOING OVERSEAS,

I MEAN, THAT'S A WHOLE...

AND, UH...

ANOTHER THING??

HER LEFT EYE...

WANDERED A LITTLE BIT, YOU KNOW,

AND THAT WOULD DISTRACT ME.

ANYWAY, THE POINT IS...

AFTERWARDS, I REALIZED THAT

I HADN'T THROWN ANYWHERE NEAR MY BEST HUMP AT HER,

SO, ON ONE HAND, I KNOW THAT WE SHOULDN'T GO OUT ANYMORE,

BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, I'M THINKING TO MYSELF,

IF I DON'T DATE DORIS AGAIN,

SHE'S GONNA THINK WHEN WE WERE IN THAT LITTLE STUDEBAKER,

I THREW HER MY BEST HUMP.

NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT.

MMM.

THAT WAS MY DILEMMA.

SO, UH...

SO I WOUND UP BORROWING ANOTHER BUDDY'S BUICK,

AND I THREW HER A FIRST?RATE HUMP.

BUT OFF THAT,

I BEGAN TO??TO REALIZE

THAT SHE FELT THAT WE MIGHT HAVE SOME POSSIBILITIES,

WHICH I ALWAYS FELT BAD ABOUT.

SO, UH, HAVE YOU SEEN HER SINCE?

THAT'S THE FIRST I HEARD OF HER.

WALLY SENDING HER REGARDS, YOU KNOW.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD CALL HER.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD TIE MY FEET TOGETHER TO A STREET CLEANER

AND DRAG ME AROUND THE BOROUGH FOR A COUPLE HOURS.

ARE YOU EXPECTING ME? I'M ANDY SIPOWICZ.

I'M MARGO.

WHAT'S YOUR LAST NAME?

LAGRIMISSIMA.

WE HAVE, UH, CHEESE AND CRACKERS AND NUTS.

WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK?

UH, MAYBE ANY KIND OF CARBONATED WATER OR SOFT DRINK.

ARE YOU REAL GLAD YOU MADE ME WEAR THIS SHIRT?

THE STAIN WOULDN'T COME OUT? NO.

Andy: CARLA?

I'M ANDY SIPOWICZ.

YEAH, I KNOW. THE POLICE DETECTIVE.

YOU WANNA ARREST ME FOR MY RELATIONSHIP?

I THOUGHT THE PERSECUTION LAWS WERE REVOKED.

HE WANTS SOME CLUB SODA. I THINK WE HAVE SOME CANADA DRY IN THERE.

YEAH, SECOND SHELF OF THE REFRIGERATOR.

I'M NOT HERE TO ARREST NOBODY, CARLA.

YOUR FATHER WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU.

YEAH, HE FREAKS OUT OVER TONY, HE FREAKS OUT OVER MARGO.

WHAT'S GONNA MAKE HIM HAPPY, HUH?

YOU CARE IF HE'S HAPPY?

I CARE ABOUT MAKING A LIFE FOR MYSELF, ALL RIGHT?

WHICH I HAVE A RIGHT TO DO.

AND SHE AND I HAVE A RIGHT TO OUR LIFESTYLE,

AND IF I CHOOSE TO SEE TONY, I HAVE A RIGHT TO THAT, TOO.

TONY IS A SCUMBAG WHO'S GONNA RUIN YOUR LIFE.

WHICH IS MY CHOICE THAT I HAVE THE RIGHT TO MAKE.

ARE YOU AWARE TONY'S GOT A RECORD?

I BROUGHT HIS SHEET TO SHOW YOU.

UNNECESSARY.

I AM AWARE OF TONY'S PAST.

ARE YOU HIGH, CARLA?

THIS HAPPENS TO BE OUR APARTMENT

IN WHICH YOU ARE A GUEST.

I DON'T APPROVE OF DRUGS,

[DOORBELL BUZZES] BUT THAT IS A PRIVACY ISSUE.

WHO'S THIS GONNA BE?

[BUZZ]

[BUZZ] I DON'T KNOW.

IF THAT'S HIM, I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANY GARBAGE FROM YOU.

[BUZZ] IF THAT'S HIM, HE'S NOT COMING

IF HE'S NOT COMING IN, I'M GOING OUT.

IS THIS YOUR PAL TONY?

[BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ] YOU KNOW, I HAVE A RIGHT

[BUZZ] THAT'S WHY I WAKE UP GLAD THAT I FOUGHT OVERSEAS, CARLA,

[BUZZ] SO THAT PEOPLE LIKE YOU

CAN MAKE SUCH GOOD USE OF THEIR RIGHTS.

OOH, LOOK WHO'S HERE.

NO, SOMEBODY ELSE IS SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT.

Margo: DON'T MAKE ANY TROUBLE HERE, TONY.

I WAS REFERRING TO YOU,

ASSUMING YOU'RE THE NEW YORK CITY LAW ENFORCEMENT COP.

SO YOU TELL HIM TO COME HERE WHEN I'M HERE?

WELL, SINCE YOU'RE HERE INTERFERING WITH MY LIFE,

I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU'D WANNA MEET EVERYBODY INVOLVED.

NO, NO, WHAT YOU THOUGHT WAS

TONIGHT THIS WAS HOW YOU COULD MAKE A MESS OF THINGS

AND YOU COULD MAKE PEOPLE THAT REALLY CARE FOR YOU MISERABLE.

OH, YOU MADE A GOOD IMPRESSION ON HIM, MARGY.

I ASKED YOU, PLEASE DON'T CALL ME THAT.

THIS GUY PROBABLY LIKES WOMEN SAVING FOR SEX?CHANGE OPERATIONS.

OPEN YOUR MOUTH AGAIN,

AND YOU'RE GONNA GET BITCH?SLAPPED, ALL RIGHT, TONY?

I WAS INVITED HERE, ALL RIGHT?

Margo: THIS IS MY APARTMENT.

YOU WANNA EMBARRASS ME IN FRONT OF STRANGERS?

I'M NOT TRYING TO EMBARRASS YOU, I'M??

COME ON. WE'RE GONNA GO.

YOU TELL MY FATHER

TO STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS.

AND THEN TELL YOURSELF THAT IN THE MIRROR.

I'D TELL YOU THAT, TOO, MARGO,

BUT YOURS PROBABLY BREAKS EVERY TIME YOU WALK BY IT.

BEST THING YOU CAN DO...

THROW HER STUFF OUT IN THE STREET AND CHANGE THE LOCKS.

I'M SORRY THINGS EXPLODED.

GOOD MORNING, LIEUTENANT.

NAOMI.

HOW'S JENNIFER?

SHE'S GOING TO SCHOOL TOMORROW.

OH, WONDERFUL.

EVER SINCE YOU TOLD ME

SHE HAD HER APPENDIX REMOVED THROUGH HER BELLY BUTTON,

I'VE HAD SUCH A WEIRD IMAGE IN MY HEAD.

GOOD MORNING, ANDY.

YEAH, GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING. MORNING, DETECTIVE.

THAT'S THE WAY THEY SEEM TO DO THE APPENDECTOMIES THESE DAYS.

I JUST WITNESSED THE TERMINATION

OF AMERICAN SOCIETY LAST NIGHT

AND THE DIRECTION IT'S ALL HEADED.

SO WHERE'D YOU SEE ALL THIS?

IN THE APARTMENT OF A SEX?CHANGE ASPIRANT,

WHO, UH, WAS ACTUALLY A NICE PERSON...

AND THE TRASH?MOUTH DAUGHTER OF A HIGH SCHOOL FRIEND OF MINE

ASKED ME TO GIVE HER SOME LIFE ADVICE,

WHICH WOULD BE TO FIT HERSELF INTO A BAG

AND THROW HERSELF INTO THE EAST RIVER,

PLUS HER GLUE?SNIFFING HUMP OF A BOYFRIEND.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

DO YOU WANT SOME COFFEE?

MAYBE LATER.

15th SQUAD.

YOU GOING TO HAVE SOME TEA, BOBBY?

UH, YEAH, IN A MINUTE.

YEAH, WELL, I'M GOING TO HAVE SOME COFFEE.

DETECTIVE, ISN'T THIS THE ADDRESS

YOU WERE SIGNED OUT TO LAST EVENING?

OH, MAN.

NEVER MIND WHAT KIND OF SICK SCUMBAG ASSHOLES.

YOU TELL ME, HOW STUPID DO THOSE PEOPLE HAVE TO BE

TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT THE SAME NIGHT THAT I'M IN THAT APARTMENT?

DETECTIVES,

THIS NEIGHBOR SAYS

THAT GUY COME OUT OF THE APARTMENT BUILDING

20 MINUTES BEFORE WE GOT HERE.

HE SEEN HIM COME BACK ON THE BLOCK 3 TIMES SINCE,

LIKE HE'S LOOKING TO SEE WHAT HAPPENED.

YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS?

Simone: WHO?

THIS IS BRUCE HOAG THAT WALLY SAYERS TOLD ME ABOUT ASKING

TO SEE THAT SICK PIECE OF GARBAGE THAT'S HIS DAUGHTER

A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO.

YOU THINK HE WAS INVOLVED?

I DON'T WHAT HE'D BE INVOLVED FOR,

BUT I'M GONNA BE AWFUL SURPRISED IF HE WASN'T IN THAT APARTMENT.

BRUCE?

ANDY?

YEAH. ANDY SIPOWICZ.

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, ANDY?

WHAT'S GOING ON IS WALLY SAYERS' DAUGHTER'S ROOMMATE

GOT MURDERED, BRUCE.

WALLY SAYERS' DAUGHTER?

WALLY SAYERS' DAUGHTER. CORRECT.

IS THAT SO? YEAH.

AND I'M TOLD, BRUCE,

THAT WALLY ASKED YOU TO VISIT HER

JUST A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO.

I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT WAS THIS STREET.

YOU DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS THIS STREET

THAT YOU VISITED HER ON JUST 2 WEEKS AGO?

I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS THE SAME STREET.

I'M OVER HERE MAKING A DELIVERY, ANDY.

I'M HOLDING DOWN A JOB, MAKING DELIVERIES, BEST I CAN...

CONSISTENT WITH MY HEALTH PROBLEMS.

WALLY SAID YOU WERE HAVING SOME HEALTH DIFFICULTIES.

THIS IS MY PARTNER, DETECTIVE SIMONE.

THIS IS A FELLOW SCHOOLMATE OF WALLY SAYERS AND MINE??

BRUCE HOAG.

Simone: HOW'S IT GOING, MR. HOAG?

WE'RE BOTH DETECTIVES, BRUCE,

INVESTIGATING A HOMICIDE TOOK PLACE

IN THE APARTMENT OF WALLY SAYERS' DAUGHTER.

UH?HUH.

WHICH YOU'RE SAYING

YOU'RE ON THE STREET PRESENTLY

AND NO CONNECTION TO, EVEN THOUGH 2 WEEKS AGO YOU WERE VISITING HER.

ANDY, I WAS MAKING A DELIVERY HERE.

AND BEING ON THE STREET,

IS THERE ANY CHANCE THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE STOPPED BY

TO SEE THIS CARLA?

NO.

I'M IN VIRTUALLY COMPLETE LIVER FAILURE.

I DON'T NEED TO BORROW OTHER PEOPLE'S TROUBLE.

I'M NOT LOOKING TO PUT YOU IN TROUBLE, BRUCE.

I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE DOING HERE.

I'M MAKING A DELIVERY.

WRITE DOWN WHERE WE CAN REACH YOU LATER.

OK.

SURE.

HOW HAVE YOU BEEN OTHERWISE?

[GRUNTS] ADDRESS AND PHONE NUMBER.

MY BUDDY'S DAUGHTER AND HER GLUE?HEAD BOYFRIEND

BLUDGEONED A POOR HERMAPHRODITE TO DEATH.

SHE??SHE WAS A HERMAPHRODITE?

OR WHATEVER HER PROBLEM WAS.

THE POINT IS,

I GOTTA GET THE DAUGHTER'S USUAL PLACES FROM WALLY

AND WHERE TO GRAB UP THIS PSYCHO BOYFRIEND.

WE KNOW THEY DID IT?

A NEIGHBOR SAW ANOTHER GUY LEAVING THE DOA's APARTMENT.

THIS IS BRUCE HOAG.

ANDY KNOWS THIS GUY,

AND HE'S PRETTY SURE HE WASN'T INVOLVED.

I'M SURE BRUCE HOAG, THAT'S MAKING A DELIVERY ON THE STREET,

SUDDENLY REMEMBERS THAT'S WHERE THE SKELL DAUGHTER LIVES

THAT WALLY ASKED HIM SEVERAL WEEKS AGO

TO TRY TO STRAIGHTEN HER OUT.

BRUCE FINDS THE DOOR OPEN AND THE POOR HERMAPHRODITE MURDERED,

CALLS 911, AND HE WAITS.

YOU WANT US TO PICK HIM UP, RIGHT?

I'LL GET THE SKELL DAUGHTER'S USUAL PLACES FROM WALLY,

AND WE'LL GIVE THOSE TO ANTICRIME,

AND THEN WE'LL GO GET BRUCE.

YEAH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD.

HE'S IN A MOOD TODAY.

YEAH, HUH?

HOW DID YOU DO WITH THE TEETH?

OH, GUY WHO TRIED TO SELL 'EM'S IN THE POKY ROOM, BOSS.

THIS GHOUL?LOOKING JUNKIE DARREN.

WE WERE IN THE PAWNSHOP BACK ROOM

WHEN HE COME IN FOR HIS PRICE FOR THE GOLD FILLINGS.

GRABBED HIM UP THERE.

SO YOU'RE GONNA FLIP HIM

FOR WHO HIRED HIM TO DISINTER THE BODIES?

YEAH, WE FIGURE IT'S PROBABLY, UH??UH,

MORTUARY OPERATOR OR SOMEONE OWNS A GRAVEYARD.

OK.

GOT IT.

HE DON'T SEEM IN SUCH A BAD MOOD.

I DON'T LIKE THE DEAD,

AND THEY DON'T LIKE ME.

THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.

ALL RIGHT, SIT DOWN.

YOU AND THE DEAD NOT GETTING ALONG,

PLUS LOCKING YOUR LIPS UP LIKE THAT,

THAT COMBINATION'S GONNA EARN YOU 5 YEARS, DARREN.

YOU'D RATHER GET LOCKED UP FOR MURDER THAN GRAVE?ROBBING, DARREN.

SEE, INMATES DON'T LIKE DOING TIME

WITH PEOPLE BEEN DIGGING UP THEIR RELATIVES,

MAYBE PLAYING WITH THEM INAPPROPRIATELY??

I DIDN'T PLAY WITH ANY OF 'EM.

BELIEVE ME, DARREN,

ELSEWHERE'S WHERE YOU WANT THE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS LOCATED.

NOW, DID SOMEONE HIRE YOU TO DIG THOSE PEOPLE UP?

OH...

FIRST, I DIDN'T DIG NOBODY UP ON MY ACCOUNT.

SECOND, THEY DON'T GIVE ME SQUAT,

KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

10 CENTS ON A BUCK, IF THAT.

SO I SEE SOME TEETH WITH GOLD.

THEY DIDN'T ASK FOR IT. I FIGURED IT'S MINE.

WHO ARE THE PEOPLE GIVING YOU 10 CENTS ON A DOLLAR?

THEY GOT ME BUSTING UP CASKETS

AND PUTTING 'EM IN DUMPSTERS

AND ANY OTHER DAMN PLACE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?

ALL RIGHT, PUT A NAME TO WHO HIRED YOU.

OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE NEW.

MOVING OLD BODIES

AND OTHER OLD GRAVES.

BURYING 'EM UNDER PARKING LOTS.

THROWING 'EM IN DUMPSTERS.

WE UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY GOT YOU DOING.

NOW WE GOT TO KNOW WHO.

LEONARD SHEEHY.

RIDGEWOOD CEMETERY.

BY WOODHAVEN BOULEVARD.

HEY!

SIT DOWN.

DARREN...

SO MAYBE WE CAN WORK OUT A DEAL WITH YOU

IF YOU'RE WILLING TO WEAR A WIRE ON THIS GUY.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WIRE?

A WIRE.

LIKE A SMALL MICROPHONE.

NO. NO WAY.

YOU'LL HEAR MY HEARTBEAT AND PICK UP OTHER STUFF. NO WAY.

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH YOUR HEART?

IRREGULAR BEAT OR SOMETHING?

YOU CALL THIS SHEEHY, YOU TELL HIM YOU WANT TO TALK.

MAYBE YOU'D WANT A HIGHER PERCENTAGE FOR THE WORK.

YEAH, THAT'S FOR DAMN SURE. I'M DUE THAT.

YOU WEAR THE WIRE, YOU CAN TALK TO HIM ALL YOU WANT ABOUT THAT.

THAT SOUND OK TO YOU, DARREN?

WILL IT PICK UP MY HEARTBEAT?

YES OR NO?

NO. NO, THE MIKE'S NOT THAT SENSITIVE.

BRUCE.

ANDY, WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR?

WE NEED TO ASK YOU SOME MORE QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS MORNING.

I DON'T HAVE MUCH TO TELL.

WE NEED TO TALK TO YOU DOWN AT THE STATION HOUSE.

YOU WANT TO LET SOMEBODY KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE TAKING OFF THIS AFTERNOON?

I GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH ANY OF WHAT'S GOING ON, ANDY.

Simone: TELL US AT THE STATION HOUSE.

HEY. BRUCE...

TAKE YOUR HAND OFF THE DOOR.

TURN AROUND AND LOOK AT ME.

YOU WANT ME TO TALK ABOUT MORE OF YOUR BUSINESS OUT HERE ON THE DOCK?

NO.

NO.

COME ON, LET'S GO.

Sheehy: WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT YOU DRAG ME AWAY FROM MY LIFE TO DEAL WITH?

Darren: I DON'T LIKE HOW YOU'RE NOT GIVING ME WHAT I'M OWED.

OWED?

I'M GIVING YOU EASY MONEY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR THAT, HUH?

DO YOU THINK IT'S FUN FOR ME,

LOOKING AT 100?YEAR?OLD DEAD PEOPLE?

YOU ARE LOOKING AT SOME OLD BONES AND ROTTED WOOD.

IT'S EASIER THAN HAULING TRASH.

YOU DIG 'EM UP, AND YOU THROW 'EM OUT.

NOW, THAT IS IT.

THEN YOU THINK OF ALL THE NEW PEOPLE

THAT GET TO BE BURIED HERE.

I'M UNEASY WITH IT.

WELL, THAT IS PRETTY HIGHFALUTIN FOR A JUNKIE.

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK.

YOU JUST TAKE WHAT I GIVE YOU.

IT'S ENOUGH TO SHOOT UP THAT VEINY ARM OF YOURS.

THAT'S ENOUGH.

[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING]

WE'RE POLICE OFFICERS, MR. SHEEHY.

WE'RE GOING TO NEED YOU TO COME TO THE STATION HOUSE WITH US.

Sheehy: FOR WHAT?

COMMINGLING OF HUMAN REMAINS.

THAT'S A FELONY IN NEW YORK,

ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE COMMINGLED IN A DUMPSTER, YOU GHOULY SCUMBAG.

NOW, LET'S GO. COME ON.

YOU WANT TO RUN IT FOR MR. NITPICK?

YEAH, GO AHEAD. I'LL, UH, I'LL BE RIGHT IN.

THIS IS BRUCE HOAG.

I WANT TO TAKE HIM IN THERE.

ANTICRIME FOUND THE OTHER TWO.

THAT RIGHT?

MM?HMM.

COME ON. IN HERE.

SO THE OTHER TWO GIVE ANTICRIME ANY TROUBLE?

A LOT OF MOUTH, BUT NO REAL TROUBLE.

SO THAT'S BRUCE HOAG?

YEAH...

THAT'S HIM.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NEED ANY COFFEE?

I'M NOT PERMITTED TO DRINK THAT, ANDY.

WALLY SAYERS SAID THAT SAME THING TO ME YESTERDAY.

I'D ASSUME WALLY SAYERS WOULD HAVE COME STRAIGHT TO YOU, ANDY.

NEVER GOT ME INVOLVED.

BRUCE, UH, YOU GOT TO GET STRAIGHT

WHAT YOU WERE DOING OUT ON THAT STREET.

I TOLD YOU ON THE STREET WHAT I WAS DOING OUT THERE.

WHAT YOU TOLD US ON THE STREET WASN'T TRUTHFUL, MR. HOAG.

NOBODY'S LOOKING TO PUT YOU

IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS THING, BRUCE,

BUT YOU'RE GOING TO DO THAT TO YOURSELF IF YOU DON'T COME CLEAN.

THIS WAS AT WALLY'S REQUEST, SPEAKING WITH HIS DAUGHTER.

THAT'S THE SUM OF MY KNOWLEDGE OF THAT HORNET'S NEST.

A NEIGHBOR SAW YOU LEAVING THAT APARTMENT, BRUCE,

AND WE GOT YOUR VOICE ON A 911 CALL.

I LOST MY DAUGHTER TO AN ALCOHOL?RELATED DRIVING FATALITY.

WALLY SAYERS ASKED ME TO TELL HIS DAUGHTER

WHAT COULD BE IN STORE FOR HER. PERIOD.

MY GOD,

I LOST 98% FUNCTION OF MY LIVER. NOW THIS IS GONNA HAPPEN?

JUST ACCOUNT FOR BEING IN THAT APARTMENT, BRUCE.

MY NAME'S GONNA BE IN THE PAPER.

THEY'RE LIABLE TO TAKE ME OFF THE LIVER LIST, EVERYTHING ELSE...

MR. HOAG, COULD IT BE HAPPENING TO BE IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD

MAKING THIS DELIVERY,

BEING CONCERNED OFF OF WHEN YOU SPOKE TO THIS CARLA A FEW WEEKS AGO,

YOU DECIDED TO STOP BY AND SEE HOW SHE WAS DOING?

YOU FIND WHAT YOU FIND INSIDE THE APARTMENT,

YOU CALL IN TO 911,

AND THEN YOU STICK AROUND TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

THEN WHEN ANDY RECOGNIZES YOU ON THE STREET,

YOU GET A LITTLE SCARED,

AND YOU START ACTING HOW YOU'RE ACTING NOW.

WE KNOW WHO DID THIS, BRUCE.

JUST HELP ME GET YOUR NAME OUT OF IT.

I'M TOO AFRAID. I WANT A LAWYER.

[SLAPS TABLE] DAMN IT, BRUCE,

I GOT 2 ASSHOLES I OUGHT TO BE IN WITH WRINGING THEIR NECKS,

OR WHATEVER THE HELL ELSE, TO GET THIS THING STRAIGHTENED OUT.

WE WERE IN SCHOOL TOGETHER, ANDY. PLEASE DON'T RAISE A HAND TO ME.

GO HOME.

GO AHEAD, MR. HOAG.

IF WE NEED YOU AGAIN, WE KNOW WHERE TO FIND YOU.

Sipowicz: I HOPE THINGS WORK OUT ON THE OTHER FRONT??

UH, YOUR LIVER.

ALL RIGHT, ANDY.

IT WAS GOOD SEEING YOU AGAIN.

[SIGHS]

WHAT HAPPENS WITH THESE PEOPLE?

GO FOR THIS CARLA FIRST?

CAREFUL HOW SWEET YOU COME ON.

HER SENSE OF DECORUM,

SHE'S LIABLE TO TRY JUMPING YOU RIGHT IN THE INTERVIEW.

Sipowicz: THIS IS DETECTIVE SIMONE.

HE'S GONNA SIT IN HERE WITH US.

CARLA. SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS.

CAN WE GET YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK?

INCLUDING BEER?

NO. I'M AFRAID WE CAN'T GET YOU ANY BEER.

WE'RE GONNA ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS.

IT'S IMPORTANT WE FIND WHO DID THIS.

WHY? WHAT CAN YOU DO?

Simone: WELL, WE CAN PUT WHOEVER DID THIS IN PRISON, CARLA.

I'M NOT JUST TALKING ABOUT A YEAR OR SO.

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A LONG, LONG TIME.

Sipowicz: THAT'S WHY YOU WANT TO SHOW SOME COOPERATION,

MAKING IT CLEAR THE LITTLE YOU WERE INVOLVED.

IF AT ALL.

YEAH.

YOU THINK I WAS INVOLVED.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I THINK.

AND IT DON'T MATTER ANYWAY.

WHY DON'T YOU TELL US WHAT HAPPENED AT THE APARTMENT?

I THINK IT WAS AN INTRUDER.

THERE YOU GO.

WHY SHOULD I TRY AND PERSUADE YOU OF ANYTHING

IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY?

HOW ABOUT SO YOU DON'T GET A NEEDLE IN YOUR ARM,

WITH POISON COMING OUT INTO YOUR VEINS, CARLA, HMM?

WOULD THAT BE A GOOD ENOUGH REASON?

I DON'T HAVE TO PERSUADE YOU OF ANYTHING.

I GOT A RIGHT TO A LAWYER,

AND I GOT A RIGHT TO BE SILENT.

THIS ONE'S BIG ON HER RIGHTS.

YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND, CARLA, THAT YOU SITTING ON YOUR RIGHTS

WHILE WE BUILD A CASE THAT'S GONNA IMPLICATE YOU,

THAT'S NOT SUCH A GOOD IDEA.

YOU GOT A RIGHT TO A LETHAL INJECTION.

YOU GOT A RIGHT TO A COUPLE OF YEARS IN THE CAN

BEFORE THEY CROAK YOU, GETTING TUNED UP BY A CREW

OF MARAUDING AMAZON DYKES.

I SAY IT WAS AN INTRUDER.

AND WE THINK IT WAS TONY AND MAYBE YOU.

NO. NO WAY. ALL RIGHT?

ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED TO MARGO WAS OUTSIDE OF MY CONNECTION.

IS YOUR MORON FRIEND TONY GONNA TELL US THAT?

HE DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU ANYTHING EITHER.

NO, BUT...

FAMILIAR WITH HIM HOW YOU ARE,

THE BIGMOUTH JERK?OFF LOSER THAT HE IS,

YOU THINK HE'S GONNA KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT?

SEE, WHAT HAPPENS IN THESE SITUATIONS, CARLA,

IS THAT SOONER OR LATER, EVERYONE WINDS UP

LOOKING OUT FOR THEIR OWN INTERESTS.

ESPECIALLY WHEN SOMEBODY STARTS JUMPING UP AND DOWN ON THEIR NUTS

LIKE I'M GONNA DO WITH TONY.

I THOUGHT YOU AND MY DAD WERE FRIENDS.

WE ARE, CARLA, AND IF YOU'D SHOW SOME COOPERATION,

MAYBE WE COULD THROW YOU HALF A BREAK.

YOU KNOW, CARLA, YOU'RE NOT GIVING US ANY KIND OF WIGGLE ROOM HERE.

YOU'RE PEDDLING THIS LAME INTRUDER THEORY,

AND THEN YOU'RE SHOVING YOUR RIGHTS DOWN OUR THROATS.

WHEN YOU TALK TO TONY,

IF HE SAYS THAT I PARTICIPATED ANY MORE THAN LEAVING THE DOOR UNLOCKED

AND BARRICADING MYSELF IN MY BEDROOM, HE'S LEADING YOU ASTRAY.

SO YOU WERE IN THE APARTMENT WHEN TONY MURDERED MARGO.

I WAS NOT A WITNESS IN THAT LIVING ROOM,

SO I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT WENT ON.

DID YOU HEAR HER SCREAMING,

THE POOR GIRL SICK IN LOVE WITH YOU?

NO, I DID NOT.

I HAD EARPHONES ON, AND I HAD PILLOWS OVER MY HEAD.

AND YOU WANT TO BLAME HER FOR WHAT HAPPENED?

TONY HAS A BAD, BAD TEMPER,

ESPECIALLY WHEN HE'S MIXING LIQUOR WITH GLUE.

AND YOU MADE SURE

THAT HE WAS GOOD AND LOADED ON BOTH OF THEM, RIGHT, CARLA?

TONY WAS WHITE AND OVER 21

LAST TIME I LOOKED AT HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WAIT HERE, CARLA.

HE'S GOT NO DRIVER'S LICENSE, YOU SKANKY PIG.

I'M GONNA BE IN THE BACKSEAT HERE

TO DETECTIVE SIMONE, TONY.

BASED ON MY APPROACH,

WE'LL BE JUMPING UP AND DOWN ON YOUR TESTICLES

BEFORE SAYING WORD ONE.

I AM SO EAGER TO DO THAT.

WHICH DETECTIVE SIPOWICZ KNOWS WOULD BE WRONG.

WRONG IN THE SENSE, TONY,

OFF MY 10, 15 MINUTES PLEASURE OF KICKING YOU IN THE SCROTUM

FOR BEING THE MURDERING SKELL SCUMBAG THAT YOU ARE,

PROSECUTING THE CASE AGAINST YOU COULD BE JEOPARDIZED.

IF IN FACT THERE IS A PROSECUTION.

Sipowicz: NOW, DON'T LET HIM GET OVER TO THAT EXTENT.

Simone: IF YOU COP, GET A PLEA BARGAIN,

DON'T HAVE TO BE NO TRIAL AT ALL.

CAN I GET A WORD IN EDGEWISE HERE?

JUST BE AWARE THAT YOUR LOYAL BANG CARLA

ALREADY TOLD US WHAT HAPPENED, TONY.

YOU EXECUTING MARGO IN THE LIVING ROOM

WITH CARLA TRAPPED IN THE BEDROOM, TRYING TO COME TO HER AID.

YOU KNOW WHAT CARLA WAS DOING IN THE BEDROOM?

SHE HAD EARPHONES ON LISTENING TO LED ZEPPELIN.

STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN, YOU KNOW?

'CAUSE SHE THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE FUNNY, HER LISTENING TO THAT

WHILE WHAT WAS HAPPENING IN THE LIVING ROOM WAS HAPPENING.

WITH YOU SENDING MARGO TO HEAVEN, RIGHT?

TAKING A SLEDGEHAMMER TO MARGO.

I WAS ACTING IN SELF?DEFENSE.

HOW DID THAT COME ABOUT, TONY?

YOU BROUGHT THE SLEDGEHAMMER OVER,

JUST EXPECTING YOU MIGHT BE ATTACKED?

I BROUGHT THE SLEDGEHAMMER

BEING SICK OF THAT SEX FREAK'S THREATS.

OH, YOU WERE SICK OF MARGO THREATENING YOU.

BELIEVE ME, CARLA NEVER LOVED THAT SICK?LOOKING GEEK.

SHE WAS GOOFIN' ON MARGO.

SHE LIKED PISSIN' ME OFF AND FREAKIN' OUT HER DAD.

THE LITTLE SLUT DIDN'T CARE WHO DID WHAT TO HER, ANYWAY,

AS LONG AS IT GOT HER OFF.

INTERRUPTING OUR INTERVIEW APPROACH WITH YOU HERE

JUST FOR A SECOND, TONY...

GO AHEAD, FINISH YOUR THOUGHT.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN' ON?

HERE? WELL, WE'RE TALKING TO SOMEONE THAT EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM KNOWS

PREMEDITATED SLAUGHTERING A GIRL WHOSE ONLY CRIME

WAS LOVING THE PIECE OF GARBAGE THAT YOU WERE INVOLVED WITH.

SO WE DON'T HAVE TO HAVE THAT MUCH MORE TO DO WITH YOU,

AND WITH THE D. A. s AND THE JUDGES

TENDING TO PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT WE SAY,

WE'RE GOING TO HELP YOU PUT A STATEMENT TOGETHER

SAYING THAT THIS WAS A CRIME OF PASSION.

SO, LIKE IT WASN'T PREMEDITATED.

EXACTLY.

WHICH MAYBE GETS YOU A SHOT AT 15 YEARS WITH PAROLE ELIGIBILITY

INSTEAD OF FIRST?DEGREE MURDER, WHICH, LIKE I SAID,

JUST BETWEEN US BOYS HERE, WE ALL KNOW YOU OUGHT TO GET.

I THINK YOU BROKE MY JAW.

Sipowicz: YOU'RE ENUNCIATING CLEARLY.

THAT HAPPENED RUNNING FOR THE DOOR THERE, TONY.

RUN FOR IT AGAIN. I'LL SHOW YOU AGAIN HOW YOU DID IT.

YOU KNOW, HOW YOU PEOPLE WORK IS SICKENING.

TONY, THINK BACK TO THE LAST 5 MINUTES OF THAT GIRL'S LIFE

THAT DID NOTHING TO DESERVE WHAT WAS HAPPENING TO HER,

WHAT SHE MUST HAVE BEEN FEELING TRYING TO SAVE HERSELF

WHILE YOU BEAT HER TO DEATH WITH THAT HAMMER.

ALL RIGHT, WHAT CHOICES HAVE I GOT?

NONE.

BELIEVE ME, SHE EGGED ME ON TO DO THIS.

CARLA.

AND I SHOULD NEVER SNIFF GLUE.

HEY.

YOU ARE LUCKY THAT MY PARTNER

IS ATTENDING HIS WIFE'S AMNIOCENTESIS, MR. SHEEHY,

BECAUSE HE WAS ESPECIALLY DISGUSTED WITH THIS SCAM OF YOURS.

MY OWN POSITION IS, I'M WILLING TO PAY SOME NOMINAL FEES

SO LONG AS THE MATTER IS DISPENSED WITH IMMEDIATELY.

OTHERWISE, I DEMAND COUNSEL, AND I HAVE NOTHING FURTHER TO SAY.

MR. SHEEHY, IF THIS MATTER IS PUBLICIZED,

YOU COULD BE LOOKING AT EXTREMELY HIGH CIVIL LIABILITIES.

COOPERATION MIGHT AVOID THAT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY, UH, COOPERATION?

I MEAN A FULL STATEMENT OF HOW THIS CAME TO PASS.

YOU KNOW, WHAT YOU'RE DISTRESSED ABOUT

ISN'T ANY CRIME THAT I MIGHT HAVE COMMITTED.

IT HAS TO DO WITH YOUR OWN TABOOS ABOUT DEATH.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, TABOOS?

PEOPLE DON'T LIKE SEEING THEIR LOVED ONES

REDUCED TO EXTRACTED MOLARS.

THERE'S NOT A DAMN THING WRONG WITH COMMINGLING REMAINS.

THERE'S ONLY A FINITE AMOUNT OF SPACE AVAILABLE ON THIS EARTH

TO INDULGE PEOPLE'S ILLUSIONS

ABOUT SANCTIFYING THE DEAD.

OH, YEAH?

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE, MR. SHEEHY?

A MERCENARY CREEP

MASQUERADING AS SOME KIND OF PHILOSOPHER.

CALCIUM, DENTIN, ENAMEL.

THAT'S ALL THAT'S IN THE JAR, DETECTIVE.

AND IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE YOU PUT IT.

I'LL CALL YOU WHEN YOUR LAWYER GETS HERE, MR. SHEEHY.

'CAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE.

AND YOU CAN COMMINGLE THAT.

WHAT WAS MY DAUGHTER'S PART IN IT, ANDY?

WAS CARLA CENTRALLY INVOLVED?

SHE WAS, WALLY, YEAH.

SHE WAS?

SHE DIDN'T ACTUALLY USE THE HAMMER,

BUT IT'S PRETTY CLEAR THAT SHE HAD KNOWLEDGE WHAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN.

SHE EGGED THIS TONY ON.

I'M SORRY.

WHAT WAS THE MOTIVE,

CONFLICT WITH HER ROOMMATE WITH THE COMPLEX?

I'D HAVE TO SAY IT WAS LESS A CONFLICT

THAN A THRILL?TYPE MOTIVE, WALLY.

A THRILL?TYPE MOTIVE?

IF SHE'S INVOLVED IN A MURDER IN THOSE CIRCUMSTANCES,

SHE SHOULD BE TAKEN FROM SOCIETY.

YOU WANT TO SEE HER?

IF SHE ASKS, TELL HER I'LL PAY FOR A LAWYER.

COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR, WALLY?

OH, SURE. I APPRECIATE YOUR EFFORT YOU MADE TO HELP.

BRUCE HOAG THAT YOU ASKED TO TALK TO CARLA...

I'M SORRY I GOT HIM INVOLVED, TOO.

WELL, EVIDENTLY HE STOPPED BY THE APARTMENT

THIS MORNING TO CHECK ON CARLA.

WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME IF IT WAS HIM CALLED 911.

THEN HE MIGHT HAVE FOUND THE GIRL MURDERED?

HE'S NOT ADMITTING TO IT, BUT, UH,

I THINK THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT HAPPENED.

ANDY, DON'T LET HIM GET IN TROUBLE OVER THIS.

DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT PART,

BUT IF YOU COULD REASSURE HIM

THAT YOU DIDN'T FEEL LIKE HE'D LET YOU DOWN IN ANY WAY

AND SO FORTH.

OH, I'M DEFINITELY GONNA CALL BRUCE,

ASK IF HE'LL SEE ME SO I CAN REASSURE HIM.

Wally: AND I HOPE HE GETS HIS LIVER IN TIME.

THIS IS WALLY SAYERS, MY BUDDY FROM HIGH SCHOOL.

THIS IS MY PARTNER BOBBY SIMONE.

GOOD TO MEET YOU, SIR.

I'M SORRY FOR WHAT MY DAUGHTER DID.

DORIS SPEAKS OF YOU FONDLY, ANDY.

MY SISTER.

CAN I SEND YOUR REGARDS?

TELL HER I SAID HI.

ALL RIGHT.

FOR A MORON,

THIS, UH, TONY GIVES US CHAPTER AND VERSE.

DID HE PUT IN THE STATEMENT

HOW WE PROMISED TO LOWER HIS CHARGE IF HE CONFESSED?

I TOLD HIM THIS WASN'T THE RIGHT DOCUMENT FOR THAT.

WELL, THAT'S WHERE THE MORON PART CAME TO YOUR AID.

LET ME CALL THIS BRUCE HOAG.

THAT POOR GUY WENT INTO A VAPOR LOCK, HUH, HE WAS SO SCARED?

I WANT TO LET HIM KNOW WE HAVE NO PROBLEMS WITH HIM.

[CLEARING THROAT]

THE SOLE REMAINING TROUBLE BLIP ON HIS RADAR SCREEN,

THE POSSIBILITY HE DON'T GET HIS LIVER TRANSPLANT.

NOW, LOOK AT ME, I MEAN,

I'M IN RELATIVELY GOOD HEALTH.

I CAN'T PISS, I CAN'T SEE,

BUT, UH, I'LL TELL YOU,

THIS GETTING OLD,

IT AIN'T FOR SISSIES.

YOU WANT THIS CLOSED?

PLEASE, DETECTIVE.

[DOOR CLOSES]

WE HAVE TO CONFRONT THE EVENTS OF YESTERDAY MORNING.

I HAVE TO CONFRONT THEM.

ALL RIGHT.

HOW I'M SPEAKING TO YOU AT PRESENT

IS NOT MY TRUE FORM OF SPEECH.

YOUR ACCENT.

THAT'S CORRECT.

I AM FROM AUSTRALIA.

WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING THE WAY YOU'RE SPEAKING?

WELL, I'M NOW GONNA START SPEAKING WITH MY TRUE ACCENT.

[AUSTRALIAN ACCENT] I AM FROM AUSTRALIA.

I'VE BEEN LIVING HERE FOR 2 YEARS IN MANHATTAN,

WHERE EVEN AS A PRETEEN, I DREAMED OF LIVING AND BECOMING A POLICEWOMAN.

MAY I PLEASE SIT DOWN?

SURE. HERE.

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME WATER?

NO. THANKS VERY MUCH.

WITH TRAINING, I COULD BE A GOOD POLICEWOMAN,

DON'T YOU THINK?

I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.

AND IT WOULD BE THANKS TO MY AUNT, WHO NEVER SAID

I COULDN'T POSSIBLY REACH MY GOAL.

ARE YOUR FOLKS?? THEY'RE NOT AROUND?

I DON'T HAVE MUCH TO DO WITH THEM.

THEY MOVED TO PERTH, WAY ACROSS COUNTRY.

MAY I HAVE SOME WATER?

YEAH.

AS FOR MY ACCENT,

I WATCHED THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES FAITHFULLY AS A CHILD,

AND I ALWAYS LIKED ELLY MAE.

I SEE.

I DID WATCH DRAGNET,

BUT AMONG POLICE SHOWS, MY DEEP FAVORITE

WAS NAKED CITY,

AND I DREAMED OF BEING A NEW YORK CITY POLICEWOMAN.

IS YOUR NAME NAOMI REYNOLDS?

YES, IT IS.

BUT I HAVE GENERATED A UNITED STATES IDENTITY

AS NAOMI REYNOLDS OF DURHAM, NORTH CAROLINA,

DIFFERENT FROM MY IDENTITY AS NAOMI REYNOLDS OF CANBERRA,

HERE IN THE UNITED STATES ON A TEMPORARY VISITOR'S PERMIT.

THIS HAS INVOLVED PURCHASE

OF CERTAIN FALSE DOCUMENTATIONS.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ALL THAT?

WELL, I THINK YOU GOT SOME BIG PROBLEMS

WITH YOUR RESIDENCY AND YOUR CITIZENSHIP SITUATIONS THERE, NAOMI.

I KNOW. I KNOW I DO,

AND I HAVE BEEN AFRAID TO PURSUE MY MAIN GOAL

WITH ALL THAT HANGING FIRE.

YOUR MAIN GOAL BEING WANTED TO GET ON THE JOB?

ON THE JOB.

IF YOU KNEW HOW I FEEL

HEARING THOSE WORDS APPLIED TO ME...

EVEN IN A POSSIBLE NEGATIVE CONTEXT.

WELL, NAOMI, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY

I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN ANY TROUBLE OR ANYONE HERE ON THE SQUAD,

BUT YOU DO HAVE TO REALIZE

THAT MORE LIKELY THAN NOT, SOMETHING IS GONNA GO WRONG.

SUPPOSE YOUR BUILDING MANAGER

DON'T WANT TO GIVE YOUR DEPOSIT BACK.

HE'S LIABLE TO CALL THE I. N. S.,

DROP A DIME.

THERE YOU GO.

BUT AS FAR AS THE SQUAD,

I'M SQUARE WITH YOU LOT?

YEAH, YOU?YOU'RE SQUARE WITH US.

I AM SO GRATEFUL, DETECTIVE.

AND I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU

THAT EVEN THOUGH I HAVEN'T REALIZED MY MAIN GOAL,

BEING A P.A.A. IN THE 15th DETECTIVE SQUAD

HAS BEEN ONE OF THE HAPPIEST EXPERIENCES OF MY LIFE

AND DEFINITELY THE HAPPIEST WORK EXPERIENCE.

I'M GLAD.

THANK YOU.

ANYWAYS, UH, I'M GONNA GIVE ANDY THIS CONFESSION THAT I SECURED

AND THEN I'M GONNA BE GOING HOME.

ALL RIGHT. AND BELIEVE ME,

I'M GONNA THINK THROUGH

HOW TO SORT OUT MY RESIDENCY AND CITIZENSHIP SITUATIONS.

GOOD.

DETECTIVE, IN A GROUP SITUATION,

OBVIOUSLY I'LL CONTINUE SPEAKING AS NAOMI REYNOLDS OF DURHAM.

THAT MAKES SENSE.

HOW DO YOU WANT ME TO SPEAK TO YOU

WHEN IT'S JUST THE TWO OF US?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I COULD SPEAK TO YOU IN MY NATIVE ACCENT

AS A SORT OF GESTURE OF APPRECIATION,

BUT I'M AFRAID THINGS WOULD GET TOO COMPLICATED.

YEAH, YEAH. WELL...

WHY DON'T YOU JUST STICK WITH THE, UH,

ELLY MAE?TYPE ACCENT ACROSS THE BOARD?

THAT WAS MY THINKING, TOO.

THE WAY YOU HAVE TAKEN THIS, TO ME,

IS A SPECIFIC EXAMPLE OF EVERYTHING I ADMIRE

ABOUT THE NEW YORK CITY POLICE FORCE.

WELL...THANKS.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

OPEN OR CLOSED?

OPEN, PLEASE.

TEETH.

YOU, UH, GET THE 5s?

WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?

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