All language subtitles for Insecurity s02e10 I Spy Peter.eg

How's the icing?

Rich, but not too buttery.

- And the cake?
- Very moist.

With a hint of,
um, mocha?

Great.

- The truth serum is completely
undetectable. - Hm?

Alex, I need to leave
work early today.

I'm faking a doctor's
appointment to go golfing.

Right now I'm just waiting
for you to turn your head

because my underwear's riding up
and I need to adjust it.

- Have you tried this cake?
- Very good. I hate your top.

Please turn your head.

Oh.

InSecurity SO2E10
I Spy Peter

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Roger and Lian Ford.

He's a CFO at
Canland Biogenetic.

She's a mail order bride
from Guangzhou, China.

We think she's funnelling his company's
biotech research back home.

Yeah, Canland's losing millions
in patents, so I want this to be

NISA's top priority,
not doodling on folders.

That's why I want Claude
and JoJo to pose as a couple.

Get close to Roger
and his wife.

I couldn't have been
ordered by a nicer guy.

It was love at first
catalogue sighting.

Come on, ya old lonely,
desperate guy, you.

Cranston.

Deputy Minister Caplan.

I'm not here.

Yeah, sure, sure. That would...
oh, you hung up.

She wants to see me in
her office this afternoon.

Getting called up to the
big "shew". Impressive.

If I were you,
I'd wear a cup.

Hello, Deputy Minister Caplan.
I hope you're doing well.

- May I take your coat?
- She's not wearing a coat, Stewart.

Alex, this is Stewart Caplan.

- Oh, your son.
- Correct.

It must be great
to have him around.

I'm not paying you
to sit, Stewart.

Alex, I like you.
I think you do strong work.

I'd like to take you under
my wing and nurture you.

Thank you, Deputy Minister.

That sounds like a
great opportunity.

I also need you to
investigate Peter McNeil.

Excuse me?

It goes the other
way, Stewart.

The other way.

The other, other way!

Sorry, why do I have
to investigate Peter?

There's a rumour that he's
had unauthorized contact

with FSB Agent
Boris Larinov.

There's no way Peter's
working with the Russians.

His great-great grandfather
tobogganed with Wilfred Laurier.

They were kids, I think.

Yeah, I'm not happy
about this either.

I was just starting to get
used to McNeil's stink.

Hey. Ligeria City's playing
Manchester United,

in Ottawa, at soccer.

You must be excited.

I was, until I learned
I have to testify

at a covert inquiry tonight.

I can't even wear my
jersey to that thing.

Ah, that sucks.
Can I go?

Sorry, it's a
secret hearing.

No, the game.
It sounds like fun.

I'm always looking to do fun things,
hence why I read the paper.

You know what? Sure.
That's a great idea.

You enjoy them
to the fullest.

Oh, yeah. Hey, I'm gonna
cheer for your boys, okay?

What are our chances?

Oh, we're going
to get smoked.

I gotta say, Pascal,
that Marcie, here,

has got a hell of an arm.

I couldn't believe how you managed to
knock down jug after jug.

That carnie was wrong to
doubt you, hey, Shorty?

Oh, it's all in
the wrist, Wrinkly.

Well, our car's this way.

It's been so nice
to meet you.

Yeah, it's hard to find people
with similar interests.

- We should do this again.
- Yeah.

We are very busy
these days.

Well, we could make time
for Pascal and Marcie.

I'd love to see those holiday pics.
Where were they from again?

- Spain.
- Antigua.

- Ah, it was a package tour.
- Look at you. Jetsetters.

- Well, we've got each other's number, so...
- We call you sometime.

Goodbye.

Yes.

Bye.

What?

Well, that wasn't so bad.

Pet names need a little
elbow grease, but otherwise...

Perfect couple.

Oh, no, Peter.
What are you doing?

N'udu.

Hey, I need you
to run a plate.

Is this business
or personal?

I'm trailing someone from
the agency. No one you know.

Ah, spying on your own.
Never an easy thing.

You feel terrible for
deceiving someone so close,

but also amazing for deceiving
someone so close.

I'm stuck on the
feeling terrible part.

The plate is Hotel,
Victor, Six, Kilo, 4-1-4.

Here is the plate search.

Rental car loaned to B. Larinov.

Oh, no.

That doesn't look
like a Boris.

No, it's, ah, Bianca Larinov.
She's... she's clean.

Oh. But her brother,
Boris, is in the FSB.

They could just
be acquaintances.

Who like to kiss.

Hey, Peter, can we talk?

Is this operational?
Do I need to turn on my computer?

No, uh, it's
relationship stuff.

Oh, good. I can handle this.
What's up?

Um, well,

you know in this job
it's so hard to meet people.

Everyone seems to have that one
thing that's a deal breaker.

Yeah, good ones
are hard to find.

Maybe in the past I've, um,
overlooked that deal breaker,

uh, for convenience sake.

But I'm not gonna
do that anymore.

Good to know.

I don't want to be stuck with
someone who's wrong for me

because it might
ruin my future.

Do you get what
I'm trying to say?

Yeah.

I'm pickin' up what
you're puttin' down.

Good!

Well, I feel much better now
that we've had this chat.

Okay.

So, how was it?

How was what?

Oh, the game, that
I totally went to.

We crushed them, five, nil. You
realize you saw history, right?

Right. What a win.

Is this the guy who saw our country's
greatest day, firsthand?

Yes. Burt, this is Roderick
from Surveillance Tech.

He had to attend a funeral
the night of the game.

I wanted to jump
in the grave.

Please, fill us in.
Give us every detail.

Start with the first goal.

Oh, what a doozie,
great goal.

Go on.

Well, the guy, uh,
he was running,

and so were other guys.

And the ball was
around somewhere,

and he gave the ball a real
heck of a kick with his foot

and the ball just, whoot!

What a goal.

You saw the ball go in?

Yeah, it just, choo, sailed
right on into the net.

But in the news it said
it hit two players' heads

and a crossbeam first.

Sure did, and then it,
fchoo, went right on in.

- How were the cheerleaders?
- So hot.

There is no cheerleading
in soccer.

I'm sorry, I didn't go. It was
supposed to rain. I was tired.

I live really far
from the stadium.

Alex, can I talk to you
for a second?

You know that conversation
we had the other day?

It hit home. I was dating
someone, but now I'm not.

Oh, good.

Uh, I mean I... I didn't even know
you were in a relationship.

Yeah. So now you and me,
we're in the same boat.

So, who's gonna pick up
the paddle first?

I don't know, the one who
understands the metaphor?

Okay, I'll start.

- Will you go out on a date with me?
- What?

Or we could skip
to the good part.

I'm not really sure how desperate
you are to advance this thing.

Oh, my God.

I picked up what you put down,
so. Kinda crazy, right?

We're actually gonna
do this thing.

- I know about Bianca.
- Yeah, I just told you about her.

What? Wait. How did
you know her name?

Caplan asked me
to spy on you.

O- kay.

But I thought you
returned the videos.

No, I put them
in your car.

I don't like that shopping mall.
It plays awful music.

But it's all the way
across town for me.

But you're the one who wanted to
see the talking chicken movie.

N'udu raved about it.

Oh, and we need some
scratch-and-wins, too.

Helene, that's a
whole other mall,

with all those pierced teenagers.
I hate going there.

That's why I love you.

Bye, mon amour.

Hey, Cookie.

We're getting together
with Roger and Lian tonight.

Uh-uh-uh. Tonight's
my poker game.

It's the only time they could get together,
so I invited them to the house.

- We don't have a house.
- We'll use the safe house on Glenora.

That's where
we hold the game.

Then I suggest you get over
there and clean things up.

Look, I got errands to run.
Can't you do it?

I'm still photoshopping
vacation photos

from our package tour.

Thanks again for
mentioning Spain.

I thought we
agreed on Spain.

It was always Antigua!
You never listen.

Okay. Sorry.

I have some
DVDs to return.

- You look like hell, Cranston.
- What's the poop on McNeil?

- Can I refill your water?
- Thank you, I'm good.

I haven't found
anything on Peter.

Nothing? I had it from
a very good source.

- Would you like some more water?
- She said she was good, Stewart.

Keep that up, you'll be going
to the prom by yourself.

I know you're concerned,
but Peter's clean.

I hope you're right
'cause if it comes out

that a NISA director's
in bed with the Russians,

not only is he gone, but it's
my balls on the line too.

He's rock solid on
our side, I swear.

Okay, fine. Whatever.
Everyone's good.

It's a sweet day.
Get the hell out.

Hey, I, uh,

I wanted to apologize
about the tickets and...

It's okay.

Are you sure I can't
get you anything?

I could really use
a pen, actually.

Claude's got a spare on his
desk. I'm sure he won't mind.

No, your pen.
It must be your pen.

Yeah, okay, I've got one.

Oh. This means a lot to you?

Yeah. It was a grad gift
from the Academy.

Oh.

Come on.

What the hell is
this made out of?

Copper?

Well, it's a shame to see
a pen like this go to waste.

I'm sorry, can I just
fish my pen out of there?

No.

I said, I do not want to pitch in
on the gift for the accountant.

It's just me,
with a big apology.

Oh, I'm sorry.
Please have a seat.

Take my chair.
You've been angling for it.

That's not true. What were you
doing seeing that girl, anyway?

We hit it off at a party.

I didn't know her brother was
FSB. Plus she was super hot.

Weren't you worried
about getting caught?

I'm sorry I didn't factor in
a backstabber spying on me.

Speaking of which,
do you want this back?

Oh, here you go.

McNeil and Cranston.

Oh, just the two that I
wanted to throw some yells at.

Peter and I are in the middle of
something. We'll need a minute.

In here? This room
that used to be his office

and now it's not
because he's fired?

Oh, wait, that didn't sound so
satisfying.

- You're fired.
- What?

I ended things with
Bianca, for the agency.

Well, kinda for Alex,
but also the agency.

No intel was compromised.
He's not guilty of any breach.

Think of the headlines:

"NISA Director bangs
sister of Russian spy. "

One thing you don't know
about Peter McNeil,

he's never been fired.

So he really doesn't know
what to do right now.

I'm guessing I go
with these guys.

Uh, do I get paid for the
full day? I'd better.

- Alex, water my ficus.
- Move it, McNeil.

I suppose I'm next.

Oh, you were this close.

But I know you only
protected McNeil

'cause you're hot for his bod.

Hardly.

I hope you don't mind
my hand up your behind,

because from this point on
you are my puppet.

I will put on little puppet
shows with you. Understood?

That's perfectly clear.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

this ficus and I
have business elsewhere.

Okay, I'm back with
the scratch-and-wins.

- Scratch-and-wins?
- I asked for baby carrots.

I can't keep these
chores straight.

I picked up some truffles,

couldn't remember if
they were for you or Helene.

I got so stressed,
I ate half the box.

I was up all night
doing our fake finances.

I haven't seen Burt
in two days.

Maybe we need to get out of
each other's hair for a bit.

Let's put on some smiles.

I hate the Fords.

- Okay, Pascal.
- Yeah?

Your dog needs an operation
to save his life,

but it will cost you $15,000.
What should we do?

Save the dog, but I
make him get a job.

I guess you get
a point for that.

Oh, it looks like
we're in the lead.

Work harder, Roger.
Not enough concentrating.

- It's just a... a game.
- We are losing respect.

Oh, great, the respect argument.
We're gonna do this now? Really?

Well, maybe now is the time
for the vacation photos.

- Antigua.
- And Spain.

LIAN: I love that.

Then Roger can show you pictures
of our vacation to nowhere.

You know that it is
busy at work right now.

If our competitors didn't
keep scooping us,

I'd have time to take you
to someplace nice.

I think I should
start the dishes.

Good idea, Babe.

See how he uses terms of
affection. Take notes.

Hey.

I haven't seen you since
I was escorted

out of the building
I helped design.

This is garbage.
We can't let Caplan win.

Whatever.

My dad got me a sweet gig

supervising one of his
fireworks plants in Jakarta.

- That sounds terrible.
- Meh, I get my own locker.

Well, hey, do you like
frozen cranberries?

I'm trying to clean
out my fridge.

This isn't over. I will not
let you move to Jakarta.

The best part is,

I only gotta do monsoon season.
Cousin Dusty takes the rest.

Peter, remember when we were at that bar
and you got kicked out?

You didn't go home
and sleep it off.

You kept finding a way
to sneak back in.

No matter how many times
those bouncers kicked you out,

you somehow made it back
out onto that dance floor.

I don't remember
that at all.

The rest of us made a pact
never to tell you about it.

But it was inspiring.
Where's that Peter?

Do you want me to
take on Caplan?

I'm done being hammered
by that beast.

I don't know how
her kid puts up with it.

I don't think Stewart's her biggest fan.

He does seem like a wuss.
Oh that reminds me,

I gotta call my dad,

tell him I'm fine paying for
my own kidnapping insurance.

You know, Roger, we may
look like a good couple,

but, um, we've got
our problems too.

Nothing like
what I've got.

She's been seeing
this guy, Burt.

And I can't do
anything about it

because I've been seeing
Helene for the past 26 years.

Good God, man.

When you guys were in the
haunted house at the carnival,

I was crying in
the port-o-potty.

At least you have
got some freedom.

I tried to take a
buyout at my job.

Lian threatened
to leave me.

- Oh. Seems really strange.
- Oh, that's nothing.

She caught me looking
at her art portfolio

and she threatened
to leave me.

And I'm like,
it's a blank canvas.

No art?

I say, Honey, maybe we
should try a new teacher.

You know, I know you like
this guy from Guangzhou.

And then she threatens
to leave me.

Hey. You guys doin' okay?

We're having a very
illuminating conversation.

- Hey, I got somethin' for ya.
- Uh-huh?

A little somethin' I like
to call an autograph

from the star striker
of Ligeria City,

Desmond Shinka!

This is a blank
piece of paper.

Oh, that's odd. I coulda
sworn Shinka signed it.

Let me see, how
can I can fix this?

Desmond.

What?

Shinka.

Here? No way.

Happy birthday, Mr. N'udu.

Oh, it's not my birthday,
but thank you anyways. Oh.

This is wonderful.

- I hope you can forgive me now?
- Of course. Of course.

I finally saw the game.

- You were brilliant, electrifying.
- Thank you.

If you keep playing like this,
Ligeria will have its best shot

- at the World Cup in decades.
- Yes. Yes.

You must help me defect.

- Now!
- Eh, wha... what?

I can't live in
Ligeria anymore.

Now, let's not make
any crazy decisions.

Sure, the country's a war zone,
but it has its charms.

The government is corrupt.
One wrong move and you vanish.

But you're an athlete. You can
outrun the secret police. I did.

- N'udu.
- Why didn't you tell me about this?

I didn't know.

Please, for my family.

Thanks for meeting
with me, Stewart.

I hope you found
the park easily.

Oh, yeah. I come here
to practise karate.

I bet your mom thinks
that's a waste of time.

What she doesn't know
won't hurt her.

I kinda had a feeling
you were a rebel.

That's actually why
I asked you down here.

- You wanna learn karate?
- No.

I see the way you mom treats you.
Like a kid.

I bet someone so
smart and brave

would like to prove
yourself as a man.

- Okay, that's not what I meant.
- Sorry.

No, it's okay.

I really have to work on
sending clearer signals.

I... holy, I don't know
what's going on.

What I meant was, I bet you know
some of your mom's secrets.

Yeah, maybe.

Oh, now you're being coy.

If you help me,
I'll help you.

With something, something
not kissing related.

Will you go to
the prom with me?

Sure.

It can't be any
worse than my own.

They took down Lian
at her art class.

Not bad. Biomimetic gel
structures, thermal cyclers.

She's got talent.

It looks like there won't be any more
couples nights with the Fords.

Well, it was fun
while it lasted.

Yeah. I got you something.

Aww, what a good hubbie.

Looking forward to you and I
locking in a blissful and...

Oh, I'm sorry,
that's for Helene.

I must have
switched gifts.

She's probably having
an allergic reaction

to your lavender
bath bomb right now.

Stewart told me you had a
collection of racy photos.

It wasn't until later I
realized you were in them.

Damn it, I looked
good back then.

You'll look good on the front
pages if Peter isn't reinstated.

Fine.

I just can't believe you
got my son to turn on me.

I'm not new at this.

- But I hope you'll go easy on Stewart.
- Are you kidding?

I haven't been this proud of him
since he flushed his goldfish.

Now I don't have to
take him to the prom.

Apparently, the theme
is Arabian Nights.

Come by the house at
seven for pictures?

Backyard, no relatives,

- I keep the memory card.
- Done.

How was the prom?

It turned out that Stewart
was just using me

to make Carly Miller
jealous. It worked.,

Ah, well, sometimes it's
hard to meet people

that don't have
hidden agendas.

I promise, no more
agenda hiding.

I'm glad you didn't
give up on me.

I'm glad you didn't end up
in Jakarta, although

I'm sure you woulda put that
firework factory on the map.

Yeah, I kinda lied
about that, too.

Dad was gonna start me
on the floor cutting fuses.

That's how Dusty
lost his pinkies.

Well, you're here now,
and in one piece.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Oh.

I should be going. The magic
of prom night's wearing off.

Yeah. Yeah, I've gotta
break it to Papa

that I'm not on the
overnight to Java.

I'll see ya in
the morning.

I guess so.

We should probably
keep this to ourselves.

And get the security camera
tapes from the NISA elevator.

BURT: Ouch, another huge
loss for Ligeria.

Without Shinka,
they are tanking.

I know.

If you hadn't stopped me
from phoning the coach

and giving up Shinka's
location, we could have won.

- We did the right thing.
- It's true.

You know, I saw Shinka
at the Taco Mart.

He looked very happy
working there.

Sure, he gave me a taquito when
I ordered a burrito, but still.

- He's a true champion.
- It was a great taquito.

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