All language subtitles for Insecurity s02e08 Agent Ex.eng

And a side of hot wings.

Oh, and dipping sauce,
marinara.

Tell your driver to
enter the south gate.

There he'll give the guard
the following code:

Alpha 3, Bravo 9-1-7 Delta,
8 Foxtrot November Delta,

dash Pizza.

Then he should proceed slowly...
I emphasize slowly...

to steel barricade C.

There he will get out of the car,
lie spread-eagle on the ground

with a valid passport in his left hand.

Because they'll shoot him
if it's in his right.

The barricade will open,
he will be searched,

then he should proceed
to the elevator.

There I will meet him,
take possession of the pizza

and provide a suitable tip.

- Here. Here.
- Oh.

And do you have wedges?

No.

Cancel that.
Thank you for your time.

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InSecurity SO2EO8
Agent Ex

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We've just gotten intel
on violent threats

against TundraCore Oil.

Have you heard of the group,
Action Peace Now?

That eco-group that vandalized
all those air conditioners.

Yeah, then melted the ice
at Ice Capades,

or just Capades, I guess.

It seems they're upping
the ante under their new leader.

- Oh, wow.
- Do you know him?

Because I noticed you graduated
from Ottawa U the same year.

I know Kal Benjamin.
We kinda dated.

- Whoa, jackpot.
- You could reconnect.

No. That would not
be a good idea.

It ended badly.

How badly? Tears badly?

Take-me-back-letters-
written-in-crayon badly?

I dumped him.
Well, I destroyed him.

He would not want
to see me again.

But it's good to see he's got
his life back together,

apart from the whole
violent threats part.

Will you excuse me?
I'm going to get a cinnamon bun.

I just heard a notch in the Cranston
dumpstick is under investigation.

I don't remember this
guy from your vetting.

Oh, it was a really long time ago.
We weren't even officially dating.

Mm. My relationships
never ended well.

Mother would always have
to phone the girl,

explain why she wasn't
McNeil material.

Sounds healthy.

What about you?
How did you drop the boom?

Um, I don't really
wanna get into it.

I kinda need to know for the
case, plus everyone's asking.

Everything was going fine

and then one day I guess
I had a change of heart.

Based on?

It's hard to say. I never
really gave him a reason.

At least mother always
listed the girls' flaws.

Not me. I just left Kal waiting
all night at a dessert place.

The old cake dump.

Things are never more real than
when they're written in icing.

There was no cake.
But there was a sundae,

which the manager
brought Kal, out of pity.

It took him an hour
to eat that sundae.

[nervous laugh]

Yeah, he was so worried
that he was gonna swallow

the engagement ring that
was hidden in the ice cream.

There was no ring.

There was just a soupy puddle
of utter black nothingness.

And he cried and he cried,

the mascara running
down his face.

- The guy wore makeup?
- No. That was me.

[crying] He broke up with
me and he never told me why.

Please don't tell anyone.

No. No, of course not.

You know you can
let it out, right?

These shoulders aren't
just for looking at.

[tapping on keyboard,
gunfire sounds]

Take that. And that.

And a bit of these,
my friends.

Hah. Hah. In your face!

[gunfire sound stops]

Burnin' the midnight oil?

[exhales]
Mountain of work.

Yeah. Well, you're
a true inspiration.

COMPUTER VOICE:
Congratulations, warrior.

The blood money has been paid.
[mutes speaker]

I never pegged you
for a gamer.

Oh, I'm not. It's for my nephew.

I'm just making sure it's
appropriate for a 13-year-old,

- you know, testing it.
- At work?

I was testing it at home,

but Helene said I can't
test it there anymore.

Oh, I just advanced
to the next level.

Good for you.

- Helene didn't think I could.
- Okay, right.

Well, I've got some
actual paperwork to do,

so I'll, uh, see ya.

See you, Burt.

COMPUTER VOICE: You're
careening towards the Ligerian Jungle.

Prepare yourself for one of the
bloodiest conflicts in modern history,

the Ligerian Civil War.

CLAUDE: Ligeria. Okay,
bring on the noise.

[rapid keyboard tapping,
Claude imitating gunfire]

COMPUTER:
Player one terminated.

Hey, N'udu.

The other day I was
thinking to myself,

"I work with this great guy
from Ligeria and yet

I know nothing about this
fascinating country of his. "

Oo. Obviously you missed
the tourism campaign,

"Enjoy the sand. "

Oh, beaches.

No. It's a landlocked country,

completely untouched
by natural resources.

Hey, what else
can I tell you?

Why don't we start with, uh,
the typical layout of a village.

Well, um, I grew up in Bunmatu
and it was surrounded by cliffs.

In the evening, with the warm
smell of the jacaranda trees...

Ah, what about the
buildings in town?

- Which one would be the most, um...
- Majestic?

- ... fortified?
- Fortified?

You know, to withstand,
say, rocket attacks.

Oh. Um, eh...
the church bell tower.

- Uh-huh.
- It's not fortified,

but as the religious centre
for the community,

- Mm-hmm?
- it was impervious to attack.

Interesting.

Also, the church often doubles
as the village medical centre.

- Huh.
- Yes.

Hey.

I want you to take the lead on the
Kal Benjamin case.

Okay?

We need to find out if Action Peace Now

is getting more radical,
so I want you to approach Kal.

- Get to know him as well as you can.
- Done.

I know this might be difficult,
knowing that we used to date.

It doesn't bother me if
it doesn't bother you.

Good. Because it doesn't
bother me at all.

I barely remember the guy.

- How long did you date?
- Twenty-seven months,

but it was totally casual.

Any weaknesses I
should know about?

[sighs] Just don't go swimming
in those deep brown eyes.

What?

Uh, I sorta recall he had nice eyes.
And he's very charming.

He must have been, because
I was pretty in-demand.

Don't worry.
My heart is a fortress.

That's my girl,
tough as a nut.

Now I know you're
probably feeling guilty

for breaking his heart,
so I'll go easy on him.

[moaning]

Oh, okay. I guess her version
of going easy on him

is different than mine.

Don't worry,
she has a safe word.

I hope it's not moaning.

You know you've seen
a great documentary

when you're still angry
about it five hours later.

I loved it when he started spitting out
facts to the Taco Mart CEO.

I thought he was gonna
choke on his burrito.

Oh, before I forget.

- I got you something.
- What is it?

David Suzuki's
Tree: A Life Story.

It's autographed and the
wrapping paper was made

at a women's shelter
with recycled fabrics.

That's like two gifts.
That is so cool.

You are so cool.

[moaning]

Oh, boy.

- She is... very good at her job.
- Yeah.

It looks like most of the intel
she's after is in his mouth.

Bring lots of tomatoes.

We'll teach those dirty
cop pigs a lesson,

and make bruschetta
with the rest.

Okay, well, I'll see
you at the rally.

Just getting
into character.

So, you really got
to know Kal quickly.

Beginners luck.

How's the intel coming?
Do you need more lip balm?

Seduction is
part of the game.

You never told me
how passionate he was.

Well, it can get tiresome
after a while, you know?

Oh, well, he's smart too.

I totally agree with him
about the boreal forests.

Cool. So the intel?

Kal mentioned a radical
element within the group.

They want to send a message to
Big Oil in the next few weeks,

but they haven't mentioned
specific targets.

I can't believe Kal
would condone violence.

He faints at the sight of blood,
or the "b word" as he made me call it.

I agree. Kalbear's
not really the type.

I mean Kal Benjamin,
the mark.

[imitating gunfire]

Boom!

Hah, hey, hey, boyos.

Claude, what's this?

Oh, I recognize this
landscape. That's...

[explosion]

I played hopscotch there.

Ah, it's... it's disgusting,
is what it is.

I went to the library to get
what I thought was a DVD

all about the Ligerian
Harvest Festival...

But these men have guns.
This is a massacre.

I know. Turns out it's some
kind of sick videogame.

- We should destroy this.
- Oh, no, no. No, no.

Just... just return it.

Okay, N'udu, I'll go throw it
in the river on my way home.

Or better yet,
we should snap it in two,

so there's no chance of anyone
making the same mistake you did.

It's dangerous. You could
cut yourself at the...

[snap]

There.

[sighs]

So, uh, how's it goin'
with this mark person?

Kal? Fine.

It must be awful havin' to kiss
some random guy for the job, eh?

Gross.

He's not really
some random guy.

I've spent a lot of time
with him for the case.

Do you worry you might
be goin' in too deep?

That would be my biggest concern
with a job like this is,

you know, developing attachments.

Well, that's the difference
between you and me.

Well, either way,
attachment or no attachment,

it is all cool in the pool.

Hm.

You came on way too strong.

You flashed your leg when you
should have shown your ankle.

I don't know what
you're talkin' about.

Play dumb all you want, but I can tell
you've got it bad for JoJo.

And that's tough when
she's workin' this other guy.

I saw the surveillance tapes
and she is workin' him hard.

Look, she'll be down to clown
if you just chill it out.

Don't act interested.
Kiss of death.

Hey, listen.

You've been so interested
in Ligerian life lately,

- I got you a gift.
- Huh?

I ordered it specially from
my sister and it just arrived.

- Oh, N'udu.
- I knew you'd appreciate it.

Yeah.

- Ah, this is beautiful.
- Yes. It's a harvest basket.

And this is a traditional
M'bulu jug for palm oil,

- Just for you, man.
- Oh. Oh,

Um, look, N'udu, there's
something I need to tell you.

- Yes?
- That game wasn't from the library.

It was mine.

So, you weren't really
interested in my village?

No, no, no, no,
I was interested.

But only so you could destroy it
and advance a level? Is that it?

Oh, when you say it like
that, it sounds bad.

You made me sing
Ligerian folk songs.

I thought they would
give me clues.

I promise never to play
that game again. N'udu!

And if it's any consolation,
I was not very good at it.

I'm on my way right now.
I'll see you in 15.

Oh my God, it's my ex.

Gotta go. Bye.

- Run, run, run.
- Where? Where?

Wait, wait, wait. It's cool.

- Hey.
- Hey, hey, hey.

It's been so long.

Has it? Uh, it feels
like just yesterday.

Oh, this is Alex.
Alex, this is JoJo.

- Hi. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.

You look good.

So do you, both.

Alex and I used to date.
I owe her a huge apology.

What? No. I'm the one
who should be apologizing.

What for?

Uh, you know, everything.

I left you stranded
at a dessert shop.

Did you? It was so long ago
I barely even remember.

- You took a week off school.
- To concentrate on my studies.

- You know how it is?
- I'm starting to.

The important thing is that
we're all doing okay.

That is so big of you.

I dumped you hard and
I've never forgiven myself.

It was great seeing you.

JoJo, I'm sure I'll never meet you again,
but it was a pleasure.

Yeah, I like your purse.

Claude, I'd like
you to have these.

I know what it's like
to struggle with addiction.

In my case,
it was bubble tea.

You know, I've been reading
a wonderful book on Ligeria.

There is even a picture
of that little jar.

Well, the real ones
are a lot bigger.

This is very famous jug.

- The M'bulu jug.
- Huh?

Peter M'bulu, the great
Republican hero of Ligeria,

got his girlfriend to seduce
Ganzi warlord, Naz Opongo.

When Naz was sleeping, she
put a knife in the oil jug.

The next day, M'bulu came
to Opongo, unarmed,

to concede defeat.

When Opongo's back was turned,

M'bulu grabbed the knife out of the jug

and killed Opongo,
bringing the civil war to an end.

That's how the Ligerian
Civil War ended.

Yes.

Oh. Spoiler alert.
I... I ruined your book?

Ah, no. No, that's okay.

- Um, I gotta go.
- Yeah.

- Ligeria rocks, man.
- Yes.

I just wanted to apologize
for what happened earlier;

that was an accident.

That was an accident?
Okay, good.

- You didn't think it was?
- I don't know.

Thanks for giving me
the benefit of the doubt.

I just wanted to make sure
that you weren't letting

your feelings get in
the way of the mission.

- I'm not. I even ignore his phone calls.
- He called you?

He wants to apologize
for how he dumped me.

Which I notice you left out
of our briefing.

I know. I wasn't honest
about the breakup.

But I'm over him, I swear.

Well, if it's worth anything,

he kept talking about how bad
he felt for ending it.

- He did?
- He was obviously wracked with guilt.

I sure wasn't getting
anything, intel-wise.

Look, maybe you should
follow up with him,

let him get closure.

- You'd be okay with that?
- Of course.

It's just work, right?

Right. Okay. Good.

- So, JoJo...
- Not now, Burt!

Have you talked
to JoJo again?

Yes. And it kinda backfired.

I think I'm just gonna
leave her alone.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I said to keep it cool,
don't drop out of the picture.

A man's always got
to be in the frame.

I'll demonstrate on someone
I have absolutely

no feelings for,
whatsoever, Alex.

Take notes.

Thank you very much.

So, how's it goin' with
the whole ex-boyfriend thing?

Oh, he keeps trying
to get in touch with me.

I don't know whether
I should call him back.

Well, I say go for it.
It's cool.

There's a lot of
history there.

I don't know if I want to
risk opening old wounds.

It's a risk. But,
you know, whatever.

Yeah. Why over-think it?
I should call him. Thanks.

No probbies.

- That was cool.
- Totally.

You didn't care at all
that she's running back

- into the arms of her old boyfriend.
- Yeah.

Which in this case is okay,

because you have no real
feelings for her.

- Uh-huh.
- Mm-hmm.

Hey, it's me,
I mean Allie, Alex.

Alex, it's so great to hear from you.
You got my messages.

Sure did.

KAL: I hope this isn't too awkward.

Why would it be awkward?

KAL: Look, I'm just gonna say it.
I was a total ass,

a real jackwad about
the whole dumping you thing.

I completely agree.

And I don't mean to bother you,
I just...

I feel terrible about
the way things ended

and I thought maybe we could
go for coffee, have a talk.

I'll be the guilty wretch
in the grey sweater.

- The one I gave you?
- Still my favourite.

One coffee. I'll text you.

I owe you for this, Allie.

Excuse me.

If anyone needs me, I'll be
mixing dangerous chemicals.

Remember when we staged
that campus rally in January?

And you kept trying to
get me to wear a jacket.

You were like, "No way.
They don't wear jackets

in the country where
they make these jackets. "

Yeah. That was pretty stupid.
I caught triple pneumonia.

But it was an illness of passion
and I admired that about you.

Apparently not enough
to stay with me.

I was a different
person back then.

Well, I loved that person.

I haven't changed that much.
I'm 90 percent the same guy.

Are you still the guy fighting
the good fight, though?

I heard about the TundraCore
pipe extension.

TundraCore is a blackhead
on the shiny nose

of Mother Earth that
needs to be popped.

Peacefully, though?
That's still your thing, right?

Of course.

And how about you?

Are you still a
hardcore Buddhist

with a Navajo world view?

Um...

Uh, uh, I'll get
back to you on that.

I need to use
the washroom.

- Any word on the mission?
- Not a single call.

I guess they're too busy
mooning over Hotsky-Trotksy

to call in a progress report.
This bites.

I am so sick of waiting
for this phone to ring,

I don't care how much
they're paying me.

Time to salvage what's left of
our self-respect and move on.

Yeah.

[phone rings]

Answer it. We're still a
national security agency.

Hello?
[sighs]

It's not them.

[sighs]
Hang up.

Okay, boys, we're going
to slaughter Opongo

and I know exactly how to do it.

Really, Claude?

Oh. I'm a weak man.

No. Go ahead. Exploit your
newfound knowledge.

I just wanna get to the
next level, okay?

Go for it. Kill them all.
I won't stop you.

Okay, guys, uh, we have
to go to Opongo's palace.

We're looking for a M'bulu
jug, very famous. Mm?

Uh, it's somewhere in here.

- Left.
- Let's go left.

N'UDU: Towards the kitchen.
It's a palm oil jug.

CLAUDE: Towards the kitchen.

MAN ONLINE: You're good, man.
It's like you've been here before.

- I have been here before.
- Yeah.

Oh, that's Opongo's brother!
Crouch, man, crouch!

- Now run. Faster!
- I'm still in crouch mode!

Then stand up like a man,
and run! Gimme this.

- Hi.
- Hi.

I don't remember authorizing
this undercover work.

Undercover? I work here.
I'm enjoying some extra income

thanks to an exciting part-time position
in the food service industry.

- What are you doing?
- I think Kal's lying to us.

- Look, we can't let this get personal.
- I'm not!

Okay, maybe a little when
I hacked into his SmartPhone.

- JoJo.
- You said it yourself.

He's very charming.

So, yes, maybe I got
a tad possessive.

But listen to this.

KAL: Hey, babe.

- Is he talking to you?
- No.

- Me?
- No.

Marie-Josee Tremblay, leader of
the Co-op Vert out of Montreal.

MARIE-JOSEE: Kal, we need to be
serious about this.

KAL: Sweetheart, I am.
That pipeline is as good as gone.

We're trying to find
the right explosives

so none of the
caribou get hurt.

Aw-ugh!

Oooph, he always had a
thing for French accents.

He's also planning on
blowing up a pipeline.

Just let me be a girl
about this for a second,

then we'll take him down.

Okay, let's take him down.

Sorry about that.
Now where were we?

Um, I think I had my hand
somewhere over here.

I don't know. Aren't
you seeing someone?

JoJo?
No, it's not that serious.

- Anyone else?
- No. Alex, I wouldn't screw this up twice.

JoJo. You work here?

No.

Here.

I've got one of
those myself.

Oh, damn.

We know about Marie Josee and your plans
to blow up the TundraCore pipeline.

I coulda sworn you told me you
weren't into violent protest.

I didn't know what to do.

I was hitting on her,
said some things that I shouldn't have,

next thing I knew everyone
in the group caught wind of it.

You were backed
into a corner?

I was just gonna bail on them

and hide out at
my parents' cottage.

Sadly, I believe
every word.

Give us the names
of the conspirators

and we'll get you
a reduced sentence.

- You mean rat out my brothers?
- Exactly.

Okay, good.
I just wanted to make sure.

Do I just like speak right
into the recorder? Okay.

Kevin White...

That's it, that's it.
He's turning his back.

Grab the knife from
inside the jug, N'udu.

Take that, Opongo.

[screaming in videogame]

Yes!

[laughing]

MAN ONLINE: Nice job, Frenchy.

Oh, no, that, my friends,
was the one-man Army of N'udu.

COMPUTER VOICE: Congratulations.

The Ligerian Civil War has ended

and you now find yourself in a river boat
deep in the Brazilian jungle.

Let's go home.

Yes, it's time.

- Two players?
- Let's torch this rainforest.

Let's go. I'll take the boat.

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