All language subtitles for Insecurity s01e05 Recycle After Reading.eng

JoJo, do you have anything
for headaches?

Wow. You are hung over.

No. I'm not.
How can you tell?

You smell like
pina colada mix.

Oohf, is that
what that is?

Don't worry,
I have just the thing.

It's a special chemical mixture
designed to cure a hangover.

Taco Mart. Just eat it.

Trust me. It works.

Have you ever seen
me hung over?

No.

Well, I am,
constantly.

Ooh. Thanks.

And you will
also need this.

What is this?

Some super form of painkiller
you've synthesized in a lab?

No. It's concealer.
You look like crap.

Oh.

So,

that was, uh,
fun last night.

Yeah, fun.

Mm. Do you mind?

No. I just took
a few myself.

Uh, just so you know,
I don't make it a habit

of getting drunk
with my boss.

Not that you were
drunk, or I was.

I know I was
a little, but--

No. No, you were fine.

And I don't normally either,
but, I skipped lunch yesterday.

You know how it goes.
Totally. Yeah.

So did we make out?

No.

Sleep together? No!

O-kay.

So I definitely didn't leave
the Jericho file at your place?

You lost
the Jericho file?

Possibly.

Maybe. Likely.

That's all our
undercover NISA agents!

If someone gets
their hands on that,

those agents are
as good as dead.

I know! I forgot it was in my briefcase
and now don't know where it is,

so it's probably with
whoever I went home with.

You sure it wasn't you?
Yes, I'm sure!

Do you remember anything
about this woman?

Well, chances are
she's hot, satisfied.

that swept through
her room last night.

Peter, this is serious.
I know.

What are you gonna do
to get this file back? Me?

Well, you ordered
the tequila shots.

Only because you bought
the first four rounds.

It seemed like the
polite thing to do.

Either way, you've gotta
find my briefcase and fast.

If the Minister gets wind
of this, I'll be fired.

Also, it'll be a dangerous
breach of national security.

Good point. He'll
probably fire you too.

♪ Well now the sun
ain't shinin' no more ♪

♪ I don't know why
but I've seen it before ♪

♪ Ain't got no joy
No man to lean on ♪

♪ He leaves my soul on
the floor like a doll ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪
♪ Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo ♪

Okay, everybody stop the
important work you're doing.

New assignment.

It appears someone has misplaced
top secret NISA files.

Whoa, you look rough.
I'm fine. We just need to find the files.

We think they were taken by a woman someone
picked up at a bar.

What kind of woman?

Tallish, easy, probably
not too bright.

Who lost these documents?

I can't say, but they're
very irresponsible.

Is it a Cabinet Minister?
I can't say.

PM's Office?
I really can't comment.

Peter?

Peter. No, no, no, no,
definitely not.

You're really terrible at this.

Terrible at what?

JoJo and I will get the security
footage at the Palomino Club.

How do you know that's
the bar I'm talking about?

That's where Peter
takes all his ladies.

He does?
Mm-hmm.

N'udu, Burt, you go
and check Embassy Cabs.

It's the car service
Peter always uses.

Okay, let's go.

I never officially
said it was Peter.

Okay, it was Peter.

I can't believe Peter
lost another file.

I know. The man should
be more responsible.

Every time he goes drinking,
he loses something:

keys, files, laptop,
my flame thrower.

Did anyone ever find that?

No. And it was a gift
from my Mother. Aw.

Let us know when
you see your girl.

JOJO: This is time stamped
at 8:47 p.m.,

the precise moment that
Peter starts his prowl.

That's not her.

9:30 p.m. No.

9:42.

Oh, it might be her.

Nope, not her.

I don't understand. Shoes.

There is a man out there
walking around with no shoes?

You North Americans
are so forgetful.

What's that? I can't--
Remove those.

Somewhere there is a DJ
unable to spin his tunes.

Fine.

I think I got something.

Wow. National Defence,
Fisheries,

Ministry of Health.

I knew the flu shot was BS.
Is there nothing from NISA?

Aah, here we go. Jackpot.

And they fit.

10:03 and Peter's down.

Ah, I'm just taking a breather.
I'll get up soon.

Whoa, what is that?

PETER: Any minute now,
I'm back in the game.

Is that you?

Come on, Petey, time to get up.
You're embarrassing me.

I'm zooming in.

I don't think that's me.

You're still wearing
the same top.

Is that a different guy?

Hooo, ho, ho!
That is awesome.

You and I are goin'
out more often.

Let's just focus on where
you left the briefcase.

Aaaah--

You left with
the Jericho file.

I did.

Well, that is a load off.

But, uh, don't worry,
we're on it.

We got your back,
right, guys?

Wow. You had some serious
beer goggles on.

What's JoJo talking about?

Most of these guys
are cute... ish.

So, how's it going?

Any luck remembering?

Nope. I can just see
the headline now:

"Drunk rookie leaves
file somewhere."

Hopefully they come up with
a better headline than that.

And, uh, look, Alex,

I'm not going to
let you get fired.

You're the best
boss I ever had.

Really? Thanks, Claude.

You let me go
at 3 on Fridays,

sign off on my expense claims
without asking questions.

You leave at 3
on Fridays?

I've broken you in
just the way I like.

I don't have the energy
to break a new boss in.

Thanks.

So, let's get these files.

But first, could you
sign this, please?

The accountants
keep rejecting it.

Fine.

You're expensing
ski boots?

Spy convention in Whistler.

I don't remember that.
Just sign it, come on.

Now, relax, close
your eyes and think.

You're in a bar, there's music,
you're drinking.

A man buys you a drink,

then another man,

then another.

Man after man, after man,

after man.

I get it!

[gasps)]
Oh, no.

There might
be one thing. What?

We might need access
to dental records.

It's right there, lower back.

That is not
your lower back.

It's my lower-lower back.
It's your butt.

I heard we had a break in the case.
Whoa! Hello. Need a hand?

I think we're good.

I'm just here to help, mm,
get that file back, whatever it takes.

Whatever you have to endure,
I'm here to watch you endure it.

Could this be any
more humiliating?

Hey, hey. Oh. Wow.
There's your answer.

Everyone, avert your eyes
from Alex's shockingly pale--

On it.

I told you to leave those.

Did you find anything?

What we found should
have stayed lost.

What? Did you get
the file or not?

Ignore him.
We found nothing.

Almost done
back there, JoJo?

Wow. Someone still has
their wisdom teeth.

And an overbite
from what I can see. Hm.

Match found.

Colin Thurgoode of
Rockcliffe Park.

Who?

We follow the teeth,
we find...

What was his
name, again? Colin.

Colin.

So you're Colin.

I mean, obviously.

It's really great
to see you again.

Yeah, you too.

And just to review, you
think we got here at 11:30?

Yeah. You remember
the neighbours called

to complain about the noise
when the couch flipped over?

And the pineapples you were
juggling went everywhere.

Yeah.

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to get you a spoon.
I'll get one.

No, you sit. You're my guest.

So, the chair,
is that new?

Oh, yeah. I had the red one
the other night,

but I had to take it in
for repairs. Frame got bent.

So hot.

You know, JoJo, maybe you
could help the others

check the rest
of the apartment?

Thank you. I did not
know how to ask.

Thanks again for letting
us search your place.

No worries. I just hope
you find those papers.

We will pay for all
damages, of course.

Hey, very nice chair.
Great lumbar support.

Oh, and it reclines.

Remember, Alex?

So hot.

How we doing guys? Anything?

This vase...

is clear.

Wait. I didn't have
my sunglasses on.

Let me do that
for you again.

No. Look for the files.
Okay.

Bear-Bear?

Oh, terribly sorry.

Here's Bear-Bear.

Go ahead.

A man killed Bear-Bear.

Oh, no. You love Bear-Bear.

Again, we will pay
for all damages.

Here.

Thank you.

I don't do hugs.

So, which one of you is
my dad's new girlfriend?

You're prettier.

Alex, you want to step in,
here? This could end in tears.

Um...

I'm Alex, your dad's new--

well, not girlfriend,
just a one-night friend.

Alex is looking for some
very important papers.

The ones with red and
N-I-S-A written on them?

You've seen them?

Where are they, honey?
At school.

What?

Ms. Perkins makes us bring in
paper to teach us to recycle.

We're green.

Oh, no, um, I don't have
any of the paper.

The children transform
it all into crafts.

Collages, masks,
whatever they dream up.

So everything they bring
in is now in this stuff?

It's not stuff, it's art.

This is art?

Yes. You see, it's a
sweet little ducky.

Here's his beak and here's his--
Got it.

There's been a mistake and--

[school bell rings]

Oh. See you all tomorrow.

We need to get
Genie's paper back.

Oh, dear. Um, Genie's paper's
already gone into the Blue Box.

Great. So I'll just
take the box.

Uh, no. You see, the children
take the paper from the box

and bring it to the scissor
and paste station, and--

Just tell me where
the paper is.

Well, it's all been
transformed into birds.

You see, like a blue jay
or maybe a robin or--

Where... are... the birdies?

Now?

We finished the unit, so the
children are taking them home.

You mean right now? Yeah.

Good luck.

Grab every bird or lump
of bird you can.

That's one!

Hey, do you want to trade
chocolate bar for your bird?

Sure.

Nice.

Hey, look
what I got! Thank you.

Uh-oh.

Tell ya what, kid.

You give me your pigeon and
I'll give you this coupon.

Free macaroni salad
at Taco Mart.

Gimme your sunglasses.

Sorry, but that's a deal--

Hey, hey! Hey!

Chocolates!

Chocolates for your bird.

Des chocolate pour votre oiseau.

Chocolate for your bird!
Let's go!

Ah, sacrifice!

Simon says,
touch your toes.

Simon says, put your
birds in the bag.

I like you.
Simon says, don't touch me.

You're both parents.

Surely, you're too young.

Aw, how cute.

You look cool.

Colin seems
like a nice guy.

Pretty impressive
with that chair.

I don't judge.
He's a regular person in my eyes.

No, no, no, no,
his office chair.

I want one. It's so--
Please don't say hot.

Comfortable.

What have we got?

None of these projects has any
material from the Jericho file.

So nothing?

There is one kid whose work
is pretty disturbing.

We should probably put
him on the watch list.

ALEX:
Wait, zoom in on that.

That's the watermark
for the Indian Embassy.

And over here
is Slovenia's.

And that's a memo from
the Australian consulate.

The school's in
Rockcliffe Park.

Those kids' parents
all work at embassies.

So is Ms. Perkins
environmentally friendly

or getting the kids to collect
intel from their parents?

Check this out. I ran
her through the database

and found this:

pictures of Ms. Perkins
with Sven Fluusterson.

He works for an
Oslo splinter group.

We checked her
bank statements.

She's making twice
what a teacher should.

If the Jericho File falls
into Norwegian hands--

It'll be a disaster. Norway's
prime minister, NISA agent.

Oh.

We've gotta find out if
Ms. Perkins is a spy.

And I think I know how.

Genie, we need you
to wear a wire.

So tell us about
Ms. Perkins.

She teaches art.
She always smiles.

And when you bring
in good paper,

she puts a puppy sticker
next to your name.

I've got five, but Melissa P.
has eight. I want eight.

What does she do
with the good paper?

I don't know. I just really
want more puppy stickers.

I can get you all the puppy stickers
you want if you wear this.

You're nice. Do you go out
with a lot of guys too?

No.

Just for the record, I don't either.
Not that you remember.

Okay, Genie, we will be
able to hear everything

that you and Ms. Perkins say.
Okay.

Test, test.
Can you hear me?

I can hear you, JoJo.
You're in my head.

Maybe you can
do the talking.

Okay, Genie, time to earn
those puppy stickers.

Okay, Genie's inside.

Burt, N'udu, are
you in position?

Ready.

Oh, I'm ready...

to mop the floor
with Perkins.

Burt, no sunglasses.

Fine.

Stickers,

stickers,

stickers, stickers.

Honey, it's lunchtime. Why
aren't you in the cafeteria?

Stickers, stickers.

What's that, Honey?

Genie, sweetie, just calm down
and show Ms. Perkins the papers.

These are worth
four puppy stickers!

Told ya. She's
gonna blow it.

Not helpful, JoJo.

Another great thing about
Brandon Academy

is that everyone gets
their own locker.

Here's yours: 181.

Just put your books in there
and make it your home.

Look at you. No need to be
scared. It's only a locker.

Let me show you
the basement.

A teacher was
murdered there.

Are you okay?
Mm.

ALEX: Genie, just relax
and follow the plan.

Burt, are you ready?
This might be going south.

Copy that.

Excuse me.

Oh, si, yessa, senora.

There's a clog in
the girls washroom.

Can you take a look?

Oui, si, bueno senorita.

Mucho gusta nada.

Dammit!

Mm, these are
good, Genie,

really good.

Thanks. Can I
have my stickers?

Where did you get these?

Uh... uh...

ALEX: Tell her your Aunt Alex
left them at your house.

Alex left them. Who?

Aunt Alex.
But she's a girl.

They're good.
They're not fake.

Can I have my
stickers now?

Who said
they were fake?

Can I just have
my puppy stickers?

Talk to her.
She likes you.

I don't like her.

You don't like me?

Oh, of course I do.

Ssshh, I'm not
talking to you.

Genie, the mission is compromised!
Run to the bathroom!

I'm compromised! I have
to go to the bathroom!

I can't do it! She knows.
She'll fail me.

I can't fail grade two!

It's not really that bad.

Hey, no, no, no, no, no!
I signed that out.

Aaaaggh.

MS. PERKINS:
Genie.

Genie?

Genie, come out.

I'll give you a sticker.

Scuze, madam.

Je clog in le toilet-a.

A gushy, gushy.

What the hell is going on?

Is it safe?

We've got a runner.

I'll check the classroom.
N'udu, you try to intercept.

N'UDU:
Little help, anybody?

Anybody?

[rattling]

Empty!

[door closes]

Not quite.

Looking for this?

Put the gun down.

This is my classroom
and I make up the rules.

Yeah, well, this is my
country and I defend it.

Sorry, that was really lame,

but you seem like
the earnest type.

Yes, I earnestly
await your demise.

Wow. That was even worse.

It's time for lights out.
Head on the desk.

Hah!
[gasps]

Ow!

Let's use our
indoor voice.

Hah!

Hah!

Ow!

Class dismissed!

Oh, I am so embarrassed
that I just said that.

Not only did we get
the Jericho file back,

but we also busted a top Oslo-ite
informant/second grade art teacher.

Excellent work.

Guess it was good
I lost those files.

You wouldn't have lost them
if I hadn't passed out.

It was, uh, teamwork.

So, this Colin guy,

was he, uh, fully
functioning?

Goodnight.
Hello.

Sorry it took us so long to
get you out of those lockers.

Not a problem.
I ate someone's lunch and read a book

on the history of
Upper Canada.

Maybe I could tell you
about it over a drink?

No. Thank you.

I think I'm done drinking
for a while. Goodnight.

Hey, uh, great work today.
Thanks. You too.

You wanna grab
a crantini? No.

A pitcher of crantinis?
No thanks, Burt.

Alex, are you up for a drink?
I don't know who you are.

Bill from accounting said that wouldn't
be a problem. Goodnight.

Hi, Alex.
No, I will not go for a drink with you!

You could at least
wait until I ask.

Sorry. So you
got your chair?

Ah, yup.

Goodnight, Claude.

Hey.
No.

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