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Da, I have the plans.
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Twenty million?
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I don't think so.
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This is state-of-the-art
submarine technology.
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Is he talking about our sub?
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I can't see the screen.
He moved the lamp.
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If they have plans for the Canadian
Super Sub, we need to stop him.
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Exactly. If the rest of the
world finds out that Canada
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has secretly massed
the most powerful *** on Earth,
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it'll destroy years of quiet,
low-key planning.
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Wait. Canada has a Super Sub?
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Yeah. We're gonna have
the Super Sub.
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Oh, yeah, laser-guided
torpedoes,
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stealth cloaking mechanism,
state-of-the-art sound system,
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three-foot spoilers,
totally bad-ass.
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Well, it's going to the Russians
if we don't stop Victor Laslov.
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Fifty million or no deal.
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VICTOR:Fine, tomorrow.
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You bring me the money,I will give you the plans.
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We have to get
in there tonight!
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Whoa, whoa, Tiger. No one's
goin' in there guns blazing.
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This guy's really dangerous.
See that dagger tattoo?
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That means he's captain
of the Russian Mafia.
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Each leg on those spiders
represents an agent he's killed.
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What about the
Tasmanian Devil?
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God only knows what that means.
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I've got an idea.
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I'll get him out of the house.
You guys do the rest.
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Burt, do you still
have that crappy car?
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Uh, no. I have a '98
hatchback, mint condition.
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Right. Gimme the keys.
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Well now the sunain't shinin' no more
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I don't know whybut I've seen it before
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Ain't got no joyNo man to lean on
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He leaves my ul onthe floor like a doll
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Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo
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Excuse me?
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Sorry to bother you,
but my car won't start.
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Have you tried
calling CAA?
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Oh, good idea.
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Oh.
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Oh, now look
what I've done.
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Maybe I could have
a quick look.
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Thank you.
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That's right, take the bait,
you handsome Russian devil, you.
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When Alex gets Victor
out of there,
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you and I'll go and
get the plans.
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Claude, you stay
here and, you know?
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Watch the souffl?.
You made souffl??
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I started it before
all this went down.
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Hm. Helps me relax.
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Why can't you order pizza,
like other guys on stakeout?
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You don't like souffl??
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It's not that;
it's a stakeout.
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It should be guys hangin' out,
empty donut boxes on the floor,
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staying up all night
telling ghost stories.
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I think that's a sleepover.
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But, uh, let's stay frosty.
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We don't wanna lose Alex,
or the souffl?.
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Okay, there we go.
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Though I suggest you take this
out into the field and shoot it.
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You're so funny.
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It's so nice to find a man
who's good with his hands.
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My pleasure.
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I'm Alex. Victor.
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Let's see if it starts.
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So, Victor, do you wanna
take me for a spin?
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Sadly, I have business.
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Oh, it's a chilly
evening, huh?
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Here.
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Hey, that's my jacket.
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We can go into my house
and have some coffee.
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You can warm up inside.
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That works too.
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Okay, Plan B.
What's Plan B?
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We shoot Alex.
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What?
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Ah, that's plan M.
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Oh, I'm reading
this backwards.
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Oh, hell!
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Honey. Honey. There you are.
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Hi, I'm-I'm Peter,
Alex's husband.
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Husband. Okay.
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I am Victor.
You are a lucky man. Oh.
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Your wife is
very beautiful. Isn't she?
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She looks even better
without the jacket on.
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Victor just invited me
in for some coffee
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and I could really use some
after that car trouble.
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Great. Coffee would be great.
We should totally do that.
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I know why
you came over. Yeah?
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A wise man would not leave
his wife alone with me.
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Yes, well, she wouldn't last two
seconds with you, Lady Killer.
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Look at those arms.
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Yeah, pretty sure
I can handle it.
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I'm pretty sure
you can, Hon.
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Your jacket says NISA.Oh.
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So, do you live nearby?
No. Yes.
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Well, just moved.
Across the way.
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Top floor.
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Hm. The McLarens moved?
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She means the bottom floor.
She's terrible with numbers.
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We should talk about this over coffee.
Yeah, good idea.
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Maybe we could talk
about this another time.
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Hello.
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Oh, hel-lo.
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Making friends?
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These are our new neighbours,
Peter and Alex.
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This is my wife, Natasha.
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Pleased to meet
you, Peter.
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Victor just invited us in
for some coffee.
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No surprise.
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But, really,
Victor, coffee?
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We welcome you Russian
style, with vodka.
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Oh.
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Come, Peter, tell me
about yourself.
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Oh.
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Come on, Honey. Vodka.
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What's Peter doing?
That's not the plan.
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They're improvising.
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We needed to get in the house,
they're in the house.
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We should get backup.
Where are N'udu and JoJo?
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Uh...
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Claude specifically asked
for a good head of arugula.
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Is it a head or a bunch?
Let's just go.
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You need it with souffle.
I don't need souffle. Too much air.
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And Claude puts mushrooms in it.
I don't eat fungus.
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It's Burt.
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Things are going down at
Laslov's. We gotta go.
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But we're so close.
Excuse me, sir.
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We just have the one item.
Yeah, me too.
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You have three packs
of noodles.
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But the noodles
are on sale.
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They're three for 99 cents;
they only count as one.
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N'udu, hypothetically, if you
were to kill someone with
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the conten of this basket,
how would you do it?
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Easily done. I'd take
one package of noodles...
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Not three.
It only takes one.
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I rip it open, blow the seasoning
powder into the face, blinding him.
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And as he struggles to
claw the MSG from his eyes,
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I stab him in the jugular
with a dehydrated noodle.
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I think I forgot something.
You guys can go ahead.
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Thank you.
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Oh. Mm.
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Please, make yourselves at home.
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I'm gonna go help Victor
with the drinks.
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So, how do you
wanna play this?
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I'll excuse
myself and... Hm.
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Did you miss lunch?
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You have to match Russians drink
for drink or they won't trust you.
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You gotta load up on fat
and carbs to stay sober.
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Saved my ass when I
worked the Moscow desk.
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Try the herring.
It's awesome.
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Not a fan of the
pickled fish. Mm.
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I'll ask to use the washroom,
sneak into the den,
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get the plans
off the computer. Mm-hmm.
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Here comes vodka.
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Mm, right. While
you're doin' that,
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I'll do my best to distract
Victor and Natasha
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and that should be enough
to buy you some time.
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Here we are.
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My husband,
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no table manners.
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I like a man with a big appetite.
Well, now you do.
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I am ready for this vodka.
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A toast. To our new neighbours.
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Mm, to Russia.
Hah-hah!
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Aaah.
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Now, that is Russian!
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It's good stuff.
I'm gonna freshen up.
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No, no. No, no, please, just...
lovely, just sit.
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I'm done!
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And marshmallows.
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Well, you ram as many as
possible down the throat
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of a victim, then pinch the
nose, forcing them to gasp,
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drawing the marshmallows
into the windpipe,
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forcing an airtight seal
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so they suffocate on their
own carbon monoxide.
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And with you, I would
take the pointy pin
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on your nametag
and jam it in your neck!
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No. We just wanna pay her.
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Oh, right.
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That's him, right there,the one with the arugula.
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Get me some marshmallows,
two bags.
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Three.
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JoJo and N'udu should
be here right now.
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What are you doing?
Close the lights!
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Close the lights?
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Well, off to the
washroom for me,
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No, no. No, no. Please, stay.
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We've been over this.
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In English we say,
"Turn them off."
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In French we say,
"Ferme-la puis vite."
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They can see us.
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What floor did you
say you lived on?
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Ground. Mm, yes.
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My wife and I just moved
into the ground floor.
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Any roommates?
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No. Definitely not.
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Painters?
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I'll get it with the broom.
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Maybe you're being robbed.
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Oh!
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Oh, our exchange students.
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Exchange students?
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Oh, yeah, exchange students,
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PJ and, um, Jeffy.
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I'm closing, I'm closing.
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Special education
students.
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So brave of you to take
them into your home.
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Was that a clapper?
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Awe-some. A Christmas gift.
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Oh, and they're off to bed,
and I'm off to the washroom.
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Mm, oh, I'll, uh, I'll
hold down the fort, Hon.
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Mm, here's, uh,
here's a great story.
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1999, New Years Eve,
The Keg.
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I'm the best bartender
in the house.
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Alex, second hottest
waitress there.
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Countdown begins and
I'm thinkin' to myself,
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you know, who am I
gonna kiss, right?
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Excuse me. I must go
make phone call.
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00:10:21,647 --> 00:10:24,715
Well are you sure, 'cause
there-there's gonna be a kiss.
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Oh, I like stories
with kissing.
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Oh. Uh, hm.
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Claude, what hell was that
with the lights over there?
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Burt.
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Say no more.
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Okay, I'm in.
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Damn, I can't find the plans
anywhere on this computer.
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I'll hack in from my end.
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Oh, maudit.
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I'm getting the
swirling beach ball.
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Hang on.
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There's a folder called
Super Subs. Let me just...
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Oh, oh! Dirty subs, dirty sub.
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Ooo, that's gotta chafe.
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I can't get in. JoJo usually
does that stuff.
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Well, give the compute
to her, then.
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Uh, yeah. When she...um,
she will be here soon.
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Tell her to hurry.
We don't have all...
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You win! You win!Dammit!
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Click on the donkey now.You win!
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Click on the donkey...
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Check out the apartment
across the way.
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See what you can get
out of Jeffy and PJ.
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00:11:28,977 --> 00:11:32,279
I don't think they are
exchange students.
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Oh, I was just flushing
your wonderful toilet.
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Come.
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You must tell better stories
than your husband.
250
00:11:58,405 --> 00:12:00,206
Hey, hey, hey, Babe.
251
00:12:00,274 --> 00:12:01,973
Dance party.
252
00:12:02,074 --> 00:12:04,943
DJ Petey in the house.
253
00:12:05,611 --> 00:12:07,578
Mind if I cut in?
254
00:12:12,518 --> 00:12:15,120
The food worked.
I'm totally sober.
255
00:12:15,221 --> 00:12:18,588
I sent Yuri and Sergey
next door to check things out.
256
00:12:18,656 --> 00:12:20,557
I don't trust these people.
257
00:12:20,658 --> 00:12:22,559
Can we get outta
here or what?
258
00:12:22,693 --> 00:12:24,594
The plans aren't
on the computer.
259
00:12:24,662 --> 00:12:26,997
He must have dumped them
onto a USB key.
260
00:12:27,098 --> 00:12:29,666
Oh, he's got a lanyard
on around his neck.
261
00:12:29,801 --> 00:12:32,202
Your hair looks really pretty.
Oh.
262
00:12:32,304 --> 00:12:35,204
Don't worry. Have fun.
263
00:12:35,306 --> 00:12:37,640
It's always work with you.
264
00:12:37,741 --> 00:12:40,009
Let's get freaky. Yeah.
265
00:12:41,711 --> 00:12:43,246
I'll check Victor out.
266
00:12:43,314 --> 00:12:46,416
Okay, great. I got Natasha.
267
00:12:48,052 --> 00:12:49,884
Ooo.
268
00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:54,289
Hey, hey, look at me.
I'm krumping!
269
00:12:57,726 --> 00:12:59,828
Wow!
270
00:12:59,895 --> 00:13:02,331
Do you think she'd go
for a redhead?
271
00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:06,467
N'udu, JoJo, you
gotta see this.
272
00:13:06,601 --> 00:13:08,970
Peter is trashed.
273
00:13:09,037 --> 00:13:11,672
N'udu, I thought we agreed,
274
00:13:11,773 --> 00:13:14,442
we don't have to do that
every time.
275
00:13:16,144 --> 00:13:18,479
We have guests.
276
00:13:27,381 --> 00:13:29,549
Step away fromthe monitors.
277
00:13:29,650 --> 00:13:31,551
Tell us who you are.
278
00:13:31,619 --> 00:13:34,621
Well, I'm... Nick.
279
00:13:34,755 --> 00:13:36,222
Nick...
280
00:13:36,289 --> 00:13:37,723
Screen.
281
00:13:37,824 --> 00:13:39,191
Smooth.
282
00:13:39,326 --> 00:13:43,362
He's Jean Pierre.
And we're ham radio operators.
283
00:13:43,430 --> 00:13:44,963
Cheater.
284
00:13:45,031 --> 00:13:46,932
Canadian Intelligence.
285
00:13:47,033 --> 00:13:48,467
Sort of.
286
00:13:48,535 --> 00:13:50,402
What is that?
287
00:13:50,537 --> 00:13:52,103
A timer. A bomb?
288
00:13:52,171 --> 00:13:54,038
Oven. It's a souffle.
289
00:13:54,173 --> 00:13:56,441
How stupid do you
think we are? Sergey!
290
00:13:59,578 --> 00:14:01,078
What is it?
291
00:14:01,180 --> 00:14:03,047
A souffle.
292
00:14:03,182 --> 00:14:06,717
With rosemary and something else.
Mushrooms.
293
00:14:06,852 --> 00:14:08,685
Don't let it fall.
294
00:14:08,753 --> 00:14:11,421
We know how to
handle souffle.
295
00:14:13,124 --> 00:14:14,591
Come, Peter.
296
00:14:14,725 --> 00:14:16,360
I show you the house.
297
00:14:16,461 --> 00:14:18,795
Mm, great idea.
298
00:14:22,733 --> 00:14:25,568
Hmm. So, here we are.
299
00:14:28,972 --> 00:14:30,839
Your husband cannot
hold his liquor.
300
00:14:30,974 --> 00:14:33,942
How is it that you can?
Beer pong.
301
00:14:34,077 --> 00:14:36,379
Lots and lots of beer pong.
302
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:39,214
So you like to party.
Oh, I love to party.
303
00:14:42,051 --> 00:14:45,453
Is that why you and Peter
don't wear wedding bands?
304
00:14:45,555 --> 00:14:47,489
They're out being resized.
305
00:14:47,623 --> 00:14:49,724
My husband has little
tiny ring finger.
306
00:14:51,394 --> 00:14:53,328
What about
PJ and Jeffy?
307
00:14:53,396 --> 00:14:56,630
Is that really what you want
to be talking about right now?
308
00:14:56,731 --> 00:14:58,932
No, I guess not.
309
00:14:59,067 --> 00:15:02,102
It's just that they seem
a little o-o-old
310
00:15:02,203 --> 00:15:04,938
to be exchange students.
311
00:15:08,910 --> 00:15:12,179
And this is the bedroom.
Oh, it's-it's nice.
312
00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:15,816
It seems like we flew past a
few rooms back there, you know.
313
00:15:15,950 --> 00:15:18,483
Oh, um, actually, I think
I just need to run
314
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,220
and tell my wife that, uh...
Tell your wife what?
315
00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:23,322
Well, that it's just...
316
00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:26,592
Okay, she can wait.
317
00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:30,796
He knows he's on
camera, right?
318
00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:33,132
Oh, he knows.
319
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,635
Victor's gonna be mad,
320
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,837
Ooo, no.
321
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:44,175
Thanks to you, I got a date with
a security guard named Rory.
322
00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:45,777
Why are the lights...
323
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:47,279
Oh, crap.
324
00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:49,348
Drop the arugula.
325
00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:51,482
Mmm-uaah!
326
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:53,884
Let's get this
out of the way.
327
00:15:54,018 --> 00:15:56,520
Oh, teeth.
328
00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:58,222
Cool.
329
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,424
In Russia they call me
the Tooth Fairy.
330
00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:02,593
Let me inspect your molars.
331
00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:05,129
Oh, you.
332
00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:07,464
No, no, no,
I'm totally into it.
333
00:16:07,598 --> 00:16:10,867
a block of cheese or something.
334
00:16:10,968 --> 00:16:12,335
What were you guys doing?
335
00:16:12,436 --> 00:16:15,004
We were just talking
oral health.
336
00:16:15,072 --> 00:16:16,939
What were
you two doing?
337
00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:20,009
Tour of the house.
Great place.
338
00:16:20,077 --> 00:16:22,078
We were in our bedroom.
339
00:16:23,079 --> 00:16:24,913
You were in
our bedroom with...
340
00:16:25,014 --> 00:16:27,883
Oh, and
with DJ Petey? You just...
341
00:16:27,984 --> 00:16:31,953
There's a safe
in the bedroom. Good work.
342
00:16:32,021 --> 00:16:34,623
So, what were two
doing down here? Hm?
343
00:16:34,691 --> 00:16:37,293
Nothing. Just keeping
Victor distracted.
344
00:16:37,394 --> 00:16:40,762
You guys weren't...
No, no, just distracting as well.
345
00:16:50,306 --> 00:16:52,573
Are you as turned
on as I am?
346
00:16:52,641 --> 00:16:54,843
Yes. Get rid
of our guests.
347
00:16:54,911 --> 00:16:56,944
Yeah, but Yuri They're not
and Sergey. invited.
348
00:16:57,045 --> 00:16:58,613
No, but they're
still next door.
349
00:16:58,747 --> 00:17:00,648
But I want to...
350
00:17:00,749 --> 00:17:03,318
Okay. We must
make love now. Go!
351
00:17:03,419 --> 00:17:05,353
How about one more
for the road?
352
00:17:05,421 --> 00:17:06,854
Go!
353
00:17:06,922 --> 00:17:08,823
Sure, that's cool.
354
00:17:08,924 --> 00:17:11,058
I'm gonna throw up.
355
00:17:14,696 --> 00:17:17,063
I'm just going to...
Yeah, okay.
356
00:17:17,198 --> 00:17:18,765
Move, move.
357
00:17:27,341 --> 00:17:29,809
I'm sorry about this.
About what?
358
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:38,784
Good cover.
359
00:17:39,953 --> 00:17:42,822
Oh, you actually are...
I'll just give you your space.
360
00:17:42,889 --> 00:17:44,922
Yeah, yeah, good. Just, uh...
361
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:46,991
Breathing.
362
00:17:50,429 --> 00:17:52,196
Retinal scanner? Dammit.
363
00:17:52,264 --> 00:17:53,832
Okay.
364
00:17:53,899 --> 00:17:56,368
Now party's really over.
365
00:17:56,502 --> 00:17:59,337
Victor, hi. Is this where you
keep your paper towels or...
366
00:17:59,471 --> 00:18:01,805
Okay, I'm just trying
to break into your safe.
367
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:08,979
Sit down!
368
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:10,981
Hands where I can see 'em.
369
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:14,351
Now, how to kill a
man with a souffle.
370
00:18:14,419 --> 00:18:18,087
No, no, please,
not the souffle. Hm?
371
00:18:18,221 --> 00:18:20,423
So little Miss Spy.
372
00:18:20,491 --> 00:18:23,860
It seems it's time to add
another tooth to my necklace.
373
00:18:25,362 --> 00:18:28,030
Nice work.
You seem better.
374
00:18:28,131 --> 00:18:30,366
Yeah, yeah, master of
the ralph and rally.
375
00:18:30,501 --> 00:18:32,734
Huh. Help me drag
him to the safe.
376
00:18:38,974 --> 00:18:40,809
Peel his eyelid back.
377
00:18:40,910 --> 00:18:43,745
Get your finger in there,
pop it out a bit.
378
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,781
Ooh, I touched
the white part.
379
00:18:45,848 --> 00:18:48,016
Try the other eye.
380
00:18:50,019 --> 00:18:52,186
Why is this not working?
381
00:18:52,288 --> 00:18:53,788
Because you
need my eye.
382
00:18:53,855 --> 00:18:56,191
Oh.
383
00:19:01,248 --> 00:19:04,015
Don't look so surprised.Victor is only the muscle.
384
00:19:04,117 --> 00:19:05,984
I am the brains
of this operation.
385
00:19:06,119 --> 00:19:08,954
Sure, right.
She's got a gun. Let her be the brains.
386
00:19:09,021 --> 00:19:10,456
You don't believe?
387
00:19:10,557 --> 00:19:13,091
What do you think this is?
Drunken mistake?
388
00:19:14,092 --> 00:19:17,161
Natasha is the leader of
the Bratva, not Victor?
389
00:19:17,296 --> 00:19:19,364
I did not see that coming.
390
00:19:19,465 --> 00:19:22,032
Look Natasha, put the gun down.
This place is surrounded.
391
00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:23,701
We've got agents
coming any minute.
392
00:19:23,769 --> 00:19:25,836
I hope we've got
agents coming any minute.
393
00:19:25,971 --> 00:19:27,872
Shut up, you
stupid Canadian.
394
00:19:27,939 --> 00:19:30,607
You think you're so smart
fooling the world into believing
395
00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:33,343
your subs are crap, while the
whole time you're developing
396
00:19:33,478 --> 00:19:35,780
the super submarine
to take over the Arctic.
397
00:19:35,847 --> 00:19:38,448
But now with all the plans,
Mother Russia will have
398
00:19:38,516 --> 00:19:40,951
all the glory and
I will be very rich
399
00:19:41,019 --> 00:19:42,920
and you will be very dead.
400
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:44,320
I'll drink to that.
401
00:19:58,202 --> 00:20:00,103
What are you doing?
402
00:20:00,204 --> 00:20:02,404
Hm? Oh, right, Alex.
403
00:20:02,471 --> 00:20:05,274
You help Peter. I'll cuff
the guy on the floor.
404
00:20:08,278 --> 00:20:09,812
We haven't met.
405
00:20:09,946 --> 00:20:12,314
Oh, I'm N'udu.
406
00:20:13,183 --> 00:20:14,616
You okay?
407
00:20:14,684 --> 00:20:18,219
Aah, yeah, I'm fine.
408
00:20:18,287 --> 00:20:20,288
So, "I'll drink to that"?
409
00:20:20,355 --> 00:20:23,090
I know. I shoulda gone
with "Last call."
410
00:20:23,826 --> 00:20:25,759
Man, this guy's
built like a statue.
411
00:20:25,861 --> 00:20:27,261
I know, right?
412
00:20:27,362 --> 00:20:28,729
Come on, Victor.
413
00:20:34,202 --> 00:20:36,102
Take these guys
back to headquarters
414
00:20:36,204 --> 00:20:38,271
and lock them up with
Victor and Natasha.
415
00:20:38,372 --> 00:20:41,274
I'll get this back to our Super
Sub Headquarters located at...
416
00:20:41,342 --> 00:20:43,844
Censored by order ofthe Canadian Government.
417
00:20:47,148 --> 00:20:49,349
Okay, can we start now?
418
00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:53,986
So, bon appetit.
419
00:20:54,054 --> 00:20:56,421
Mm, mm.
420
00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:59,058
Mm, this is good,
this is really good.
421
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,692
Mm, yeah.
422
00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:02,962
Is there more of this?
No.
423
00:21:05,165 --> 00:21:08,032
So, what was it like making out
with a Russian chick?
424
00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:09,600
Awesome.
425
00:21:09,668 --> 00:21:11,236
You said nothing happened.
426
00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:14,505
I lied. It got crazy.
427
00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:16,974
Yeah, I made out
with Victor, too.
428
00:21:17,041 --> 00:21:20,310
I don't blame you.
The guy was ripped.
429
00:21:21,112 --> 00:21:24,214
Claude, may I please have some
more of this delicious salad?
430
00:21:24,315 --> 00:21:27,050
It's delicious because the
arugula is so fresh, you know?
431
00:21:27,151 --> 00:21:28,585
I picked it out.
432
00:21:28,686 --> 00:21:30,754
JoJo, eat your mushrooms.
433
00:21:30,821 --> 00:21:32,756
I don't like mushrooms.
434
00:21:33,724 --> 00:21:35,725
I'll eat 'em.
435
00:21:35,775 --> 00:21:40,325
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