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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,457 --> 00:00:32,916 Don't worry honey, the alarm is on. 2 00:00:33,624 --> 00:00:36,083 A squirrel would set it off. 3 00:00:36,749 --> 00:00:37,791 Are the police there? 4 00:00:38,582 --> 00:00:39,582 Look out the window. 5 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:41,083 White car. 6 00:00:41,749 --> 00:00:42,958 Might be black. 7 00:00:43,958 --> 00:00:47,041 Stay calm, they have Asian officers now. 8 00:00:48,624 --> 00:00:51,624 I'm coming. You're safe, I swear. 9 00:00:51,874 --> 00:00:52,582 Thanks. 10 00:00:52,916 --> 00:00:54,250 We live in the suburbs, 11 00:00:54,292 --> 00:00:56,499 most dangerous thing is a tanning salon. 12 00:00:56,958 --> 00:00:58,417 Everything'll be fine. 13 00:00:59,833 --> 00:01:01,958 Massarelli isn't crazy. 14 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,791 He wouldn't kill the prosecutor's wife. 15 00:01:19,292 --> 00:01:20,375 Marc, can you hear me? 16 00:01:20,416 --> 00:01:22,791 Côté is a witness, don't rough him up. 17 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:24,125 I'm on it. 18 00:01:34,749 --> 00:01:35,791 Fuck you, Montreal! 19 00:02:21,749 --> 00:02:22,749 Côté! 20 00:03:02,167 --> 00:03:02,791 Out! 21 00:03:33,458 --> 00:03:34,583 Thanks, Jacques... 22 00:03:34,624 --> 00:03:36,374 Almost crushed our only witness, 23 00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:39,041 but the redneck method works! 24 00:03:39,083 --> 00:03:41,875 You think I'd harm a suspect? 25 00:03:41,916 --> 00:03:43,083 Hmm... 26 00:03:43,125 --> 00:03:44,499 yes, I do! 27 00:03:44,541 --> 00:03:47,499 I had it under control, you show-off! 28 00:03:47,541 --> 00:03:51,000 Oh! You wanted to arrest him yourself! 29 00:03:51,041 --> 00:03:52,167 Are you going senile 30 00:03:53,332 --> 00:03:55,624 or gathering stories for the nursing home? 31 00:03:55,666 --> 00:03:57,041 You want to feel alive? 32 00:03:57,083 --> 00:04:00,541 Get a hobby... Aquafit or something! 33 00:04:00,583 --> 00:04:01,958 You been snorting Red Bull? 34 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,208 You're so 2009... 35 00:04:04,875 --> 00:04:07,291 Be cool, dude! We got him! 36 00:04:07,332 --> 00:04:09,374 Dude? You say dude?! 37 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:10,791 You don't say dude! 38 00:04:10,833 --> 00:04:12,791 Yes I say dude. Alice? 39 00:04:12,833 --> 00:04:13,833 He says dude. 40 00:04:14,666 --> 00:04:15,666 You look ridiculous, Dad! 41 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,875 Are you Simple Plan's bassist? 42 00:04:18,916 --> 00:04:21,125 He was escaping, I stopped him. 43 00:04:21,167 --> 00:04:21,833 Almost killed him! 44 00:04:23,666 --> 00:04:26,499 Nice, they're getting along better now! 45 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,125 Enough! 46 00:04:28,167 --> 00:04:29,499 I'm trying to stay chill... 47 00:04:29,541 --> 00:04:31,125 You wanna fight? Bring it! 48 00:04:31,167 --> 00:04:32,041 You say chill? 49 00:04:32,083 --> 00:04:34,624 You're not licensed to chill! You're unchill! 50 00:04:34,666 --> 00:04:35,958 I say chill! 51 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,791 I say chill... you don't! 52 00:04:37,833 --> 00:04:39,332 Yes, I say chill! 53 00:04:42,167 --> 00:04:45,416 FATHER AND GUNS 2 54 00:04:46,666 --> 00:04:49,167 Normand Massarelli, Montreal Mafia boss, 55 00:04:49,207 --> 00:04:50,958 was released this morning. 56 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,167 No evidence connected him 57 00:04:52,207 --> 00:04:53,791 to the murder of Alain Gabourit, 58 00:04:53,833 --> 00:04:57,291 prosecutor for the Organized Crime Commission. 59 00:04:57,332 --> 00:04:58,791 This Commission bears my name. 60 00:04:58,833 --> 00:05:00,958 I will not be intimidated. 61 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,624 Never! 62 00:05:02,666 --> 00:05:05,666 The car bombing's key witness, 63 00:05:05,708 --> 00:05:06,958 Jean-François Côté, 64 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,000 refuses to cooperate. 65 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,125 We're tailing too many people, 66 00:05:13,167 --> 00:05:15,125 like Massarelli's hairdresser... 67 00:05:15,167 --> 00:05:17,125 He'll only give up his hair dye number. 68 00:05:17,167 --> 00:05:19,125 Let's stay on Capelli. 69 00:05:19,167 --> 00:05:21,167 Let's focus on his inner circle. 70 00:05:22,499 --> 00:05:24,166 Trying to steal my job? 71 00:05:24,666 --> 00:05:25,458 You bet. 72 00:05:25,499 --> 00:05:27,458 In 40 years of Mafia history, 73 00:05:27,499 --> 00:05:29,333 one guy was in every city 74 00:05:29,374 --> 00:05:32,125 during intimidation campaigns: Massarelli. 75 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:34,000 Make sure Côté... 76 00:05:36,708 --> 00:05:39,333 Killing an attorney? This is insane! 77 00:05:39,374 --> 00:05:40,499 We're going too far! 78 00:05:57,207 --> 00:05:58,291 That's Martin Germain. 79 00:06:00,125 --> 00:06:02,042 Big fish in Hamilton. Why's he here? 80 00:06:02,750 --> 00:06:04,750 Jacques has no idea who he is. 81 00:06:04,791 --> 00:06:05,541 Really? 82 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:07,791 I studied his case: 643 pages. 83 00:06:07,833 --> 00:06:09,541 He's murdered a lot of people. 84 00:06:09,583 --> 00:06:10,916 He's 6'3”. 85 00:06:11,291 --> 00:06:12,625 204 lbs. 86 00:06:12,666 --> 00:06:15,791 Now 197, give or take a few ounces. 87 00:06:15,833 --> 00:06:17,583 Eats right, drinks left. 88 00:06:17,625 --> 00:06:19,374 Washes hands before peeing. 89 00:06:19,416 --> 00:06:21,791 His cologne has a touch of bergamot. 90 00:06:21,833 --> 00:06:23,249 Makes his own mayo. 91 00:06:23,291 --> 00:06:25,249 Been dating Pascale Léveillée for 2 years, 92 00:06:25,291 --> 00:06:27,791 a waitress in a Polish restaurant 93 00:06:27,833 --> 00:06:30,708 in Hamilton Harbour's Chinatown. 94 00:06:30,750 --> 00:06:32,291 Grew up in Ahuntsic, 95 00:06:32,333 --> 00:06:34,042 moved to St-Leonard at 13. 96 00:06:34,083 --> 00:06:36,666 When angry, his right eye is 10% smaller than his left, 97 00:06:36,708 --> 00:06:37,833 or vice-versa. 98 00:06:37,875 --> 00:06:39,750 He's nervous. He's ready to crack. 99 00:06:40,499 --> 00:06:42,583 He even switched deodorant. 100 00:06:43,625 --> 00:06:45,750 He's always used Gillette Glacier Cool. 101 00:06:45,791 --> 00:06:48,750 Switched to Axe body spray, Twin pack. 102 00:06:50,082 --> 00:06:50,917 It's a sign! 103 00:06:51,750 --> 00:06:53,333 You went through his garbage?! 104 00:06:54,666 --> 00:06:55,583 A little bit. 105 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:58,875 Imagine my dad's reaction when he finds out 106 00:06:58,917 --> 00:07:01,750 we can nail Massarelli with a guy he's never seen. 107 00:07:01,791 --> 00:07:03,791 He'll fall off his chair! 108 00:07:03,833 --> 00:07:05,166 Yeah, sure... 109 00:07:06,458 --> 00:07:09,625 Hey buddy. You don't want to talk? 110 00:07:11,416 --> 00:07:13,082 Jean-François Côté... 111 00:07:14,249 --> 00:07:17,291 Car theft, extortion, kidnapping, 112 00:07:18,082 --> 00:07:20,249 gangsterism. Great! 113 00:07:20,625 --> 00:07:22,791 You just need first degree murder! 114 00:07:22,833 --> 00:07:24,000 I told you. 115 00:07:24,583 --> 00:07:26,833 I was running from the explosion. 116 00:07:28,583 --> 00:07:29,583 Listen. 117 00:07:30,249 --> 00:07:31,625 Let's make a deal. 118 00:07:32,625 --> 00:07:33,583 Give me Massarelli 119 00:07:33,625 --> 00:07:36,291 and the Queen will give you a big check. 120 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,249 I don't know Massarelli. 121 00:07:40,458 --> 00:07:41,166 You don't? 122 00:07:41,625 --> 00:07:42,917 Oh you don't! 123 00:07:43,958 --> 00:07:46,124 You blew up the prosecutor! 124 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:47,333 You can't touch me! 125 00:07:47,374 --> 00:07:48,541 I know. 126 00:07:49,541 --> 00:07:51,666 Jacques is the only guy who can play 127 00:07:51,708 --> 00:07:53,666 good cop-bad cop by himself. 128 00:07:53,708 --> 00:07:56,374 If I hit you, and I don't want to, 129 00:07:56,416 --> 00:07:57,708 you might bruise, 130 00:07:58,875 --> 00:08:01,541 but you just had a car accident... 131 00:08:02,416 --> 00:08:03,082 Here! 132 00:08:04,333 --> 00:08:06,000 That's the bulldozer. 133 00:08:06,041 --> 00:08:07,041 The steering. 134 00:08:07,666 --> 00:08:09,166 That's the airbag. 135 00:08:09,208 --> 00:08:10,666 Damn airbags! 136 00:08:11,041 --> 00:08:11,833 Sorry. 137 00:08:12,374 --> 00:08:14,041 I don't like being violent. 138 00:08:15,708 --> 00:08:16,666 You think I like it? 139 00:08:17,041 --> 00:08:18,666 I don't. 140 00:08:18,708 --> 00:08:20,208 You had a difficult childhood. 141 00:08:21,666 --> 00:08:23,166 It makes me sad. 142 00:08:23,208 --> 00:08:25,374 We don't like sad. 143 00:08:26,208 --> 00:08:28,875 Give me something and the sad stops! 144 00:08:29,708 --> 00:08:30,833 Hey, dude... 145 00:08:32,666 --> 00:08:34,041 You know me, dude? 146 00:08:34,333 --> 00:08:36,166 I'm the great Jacques Laroche. 147 00:08:36,208 --> 00:08:38,333 I arrested Fripon Tanguay in 2008. 148 00:08:38,708 --> 00:08:40,500 Check out my shiny tattoos, 149 00:08:40,541 --> 00:08:41,416 dude. 150 00:08:54,875 --> 00:08:55,666 Uh... 151 00:08:57,708 --> 00:09:00,041 Confirmed our reservation for tomorrow. 152 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,583 8:30 at the restaurant. 153 00:09:04,041 --> 00:09:05,249 Don't wanna go? 154 00:09:06,208 --> 00:09:07,500 Not really... 155 00:09:08,416 --> 00:09:09,208 Why not? 156 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:12,041 It'll be 3 hours of Martin Germain talk. 157 00:09:13,333 --> 00:09:15,208 We won't talk about him. 158 00:09:15,249 --> 00:09:16,416 He might've gained weight. 159 00:09:17,082 --> 00:09:17,833 We should discuss it. 160 00:09:19,041 --> 00:09:20,541 It's our anniversary... 161 00:09:21,041 --> 00:09:22,082 I know. 162 00:09:22,999 --> 00:09:24,208 I should study. 163 00:09:24,249 --> 00:09:26,416 I swear we won't talk about him. 164 00:09:30,541 --> 00:09:32,333 I love watching him work. 165 00:09:36,166 --> 00:09:38,708 I've gathered enough intel for Jacques. 166 00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:40,957 Can't wait to see his face 167 00:09:40,999 --> 00:09:43,333 when I tell him our guy is... 168 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:44,291 Martin Germain 169 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:45,500 is our man. 170 00:09:50,374 --> 00:09:53,374 Martin Germain: Massarelli's new lieutenant. 171 00:09:54,083 --> 00:09:55,625 Extremely dangerous. 172 00:09:55,666 --> 00:09:58,041 Linked to 10 murders in Ontario. 173 00:09:58,083 --> 00:10:00,625 Insufficient evidence for arrest. 174 00:10:00,666 --> 00:10:02,374 According to Côté, they're at odds: 175 00:10:02,416 --> 00:10:03,833 Germain didn't want 176 00:10:03,875 --> 00:10:05,374 the prosecutor killed. 177 00:10:05,416 --> 00:10:06,625 Not to brag, 178 00:10:06,666 --> 00:10:08,833 but Côté spilled his beans quickly. 179 00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:11,249 Germain's ready to quit. 180 00:10:12,875 --> 00:10:14,833 The girlfriend's made him soft. 181 00:10:17,999 --> 00:10:19,750 He's ready to talk, now. 182 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:24,999 Côté is like Fripon Tanguay in 2008: 183 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:27,124 I've got him by the balls. 184 00:10:27,166 --> 00:10:28,833 He'll testify against Germain. 185 00:10:28,874 --> 00:10:30,458 Feeling trapped, Germain 186 00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:32,124 will clear his conscience 187 00:10:32,166 --> 00:10:33,541 and give us Massarelli. 188 00:10:39,166 --> 00:10:39,999 Where's the prisoner? 189 00:10:40,833 --> 00:10:41,792 Jesus... 190 00:10:41,833 --> 00:10:43,208 Christ! 191 00:10:43,249 --> 00:10:44,916 We've lost the suspect. 192 00:10:52,667 --> 00:10:54,124 You piece of garbage! 193 00:10:54,166 --> 00:10:56,166 We told you to shut up! 194 00:10:56,667 --> 00:10:58,625 Getting cozy with the cops? 195 00:10:58,667 --> 00:10:59,792 I didn't tell them anything. 196 00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:02,291 You drank tea and talked retirement plans? 197 00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:03,667 Martin, please! 198 00:11:03,708 --> 00:11:05,166 Think about my kid! 199 00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:07,500 Please! 200 00:11:12,041 --> 00:11:12,999 Get out of here! 201 00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:25,625 The Minister must resign. 202 00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:27,999 The police lost Côté, 203 00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:30,999 their only suspect! 204 00:11:32,541 --> 00:11:34,333 Incompetent morons! 205 00:11:38,208 --> 00:11:40,832 Man looking for woman between 18 and 50 206 00:11:42,583 --> 00:11:43,541 0 messages 207 00:12:10,124 --> 00:12:10,916 Cuba! 208 00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:16,083 That Michael Jackson impersonator? 209 00:12:16,124 --> 00:12:18,375 Tiny Korean woman screaming: 210 00:12:19,999 --> 00:12:21,083 She was wearing shorts. 211 00:12:21,124 --> 00:12:22,583 Michael Jackson in shorts? 212 00:12:23,041 --> 00:12:24,375 The worst was the camping trip. 213 00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:27,458 The old man peeping on us with his binoculars. 214 00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:30,375 Pretending to look at the sky when we caught him. 215 00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:32,541 He was cockwatching... 216 00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:34,083 Sure, the horny-tologist. 217 00:12:35,625 --> 00:12:36,667 Remember? 218 00:12:36,708 --> 00:12:38,791 My joke: the horny-tologist. 219 00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:40,291 You were right, 220 00:12:40,333 --> 00:12:41,791 this is a nice change. 221 00:12:42,541 --> 00:12:44,083 Laughing helps me relax. 222 00:12:44,999 --> 00:12:47,916 I'm stressed with work and school. 223 00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:50,916 At least my advisor is good. 224 00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:54,416 Have I met him? 225 00:12:54,999 --> 00:12:55,832 Sure! 226 00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:57,250 A few times. 227 00:12:58,458 --> 00:12:59,416 Paul Grégoire. 228 00:13:00,958 --> 00:13:02,291 I remember, Paul Grégoire. 229 00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:03,250 He's good. 230 00:13:04,916 --> 00:13:06,791 Project management is so broad. 231 00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:10,916 It's easy to get lost. 232 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,916 Focusing on law enforcement... 233 00:13:14,791 --> 00:13:15,916 ...helps. 234 00:13:26,916 --> 00:13:28,333 I'll try to stay calm. 235 00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:31,999 Why the hell is Massarelli behind me? 236 00:13:33,416 --> 00:13:34,166 Listen... 237 00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:38,250 Boris Bistro was full. 238 00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:40,542 This is Massarelli's favorite restaurant. 239 00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:41,749 Clues are everywhere: 240 00:13:42,291 --> 00:13:44,083 who he hangs out with. 241 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:47,166 To his right, Tony Capri, 36, 242 00:13:47,208 --> 00:13:49,833 10 years for attempted murder, single... 243 00:13:49,874 --> 00:13:51,208 What's my advisor's name? 244 00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:52,250 Jean Dufour. 245 00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:58,458 My short-term memory sucks, 246 00:13:58,500 --> 00:13:59,749 I'll remember in the morning. 247 00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:01,833 We've talked about this, 248 00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:03,083 you're not here. 249 00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:04,999 You're obsessed with your job. 250 00:14:05,041 --> 00:14:05,999 Exaggerate much? 251 00:14:06,416 --> 00:14:07,874 We're spending our anniversary 252 00:14:07,916 --> 00:14:10,749 with Montreal's head mobster. 253 00:14:11,041 --> 00:14:12,250 We're falling apart. 254 00:14:13,874 --> 00:14:15,166 I thought this dinner would... 255 00:14:15,208 --> 00:14:16,208 Falling apart? 256 00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:17,041 We are! 257 00:14:17,874 --> 00:14:18,707 Since when? 258 00:14:18,749 --> 00:14:19,791 Where are you? 259 00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:21,166 Here with you. 260 00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:23,250 Even when you're here, 261 00:14:23,999 --> 00:14:24,791 you're not. 262 00:14:24,833 --> 00:14:26,999 I can't be more here than this! 263 00:14:27,041 --> 00:14:28,707 You're here, but you're not here. 264 00:14:28,749 --> 00:14:29,958 What? 265 00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:32,542 I'm the police department's Houdini? 266 00:14:33,208 --> 00:14:35,041 Wanna see how great we're doing? 267 00:14:36,666 --> 00:14:37,500 Here! 268 00:14:44,874 --> 00:14:46,041 Did you just... 269 00:14:47,166 --> 00:14:49,542 You chucked a ring to prove we're good. 270 00:14:49,874 --> 00:14:51,125 I didn't chuck it. 271 00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:51,999 Chucked it. 272 00:14:52,833 --> 00:14:54,375 Like a dirty Kleenex. 273 00:14:54,416 --> 00:14:56,166 I was going to kneel. 274 00:14:58,833 --> 00:15:01,333 I'll start over: Alice, my love... 275 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:18,666 Hey, Geneviève. 276 00:15:19,041 --> 00:15:21,791 You're my ex and I can talk to you. 277 00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:24,458 We're friends, though you never call... 278 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:27,041 Give me one word to describe 279 00:15:27,582 --> 00:15:29,958 the problem with our relationship, 280 00:15:29,999 --> 00:15:31,624 why we broke up? 281 00:15:31,666 --> 00:15:32,833 Be honest... 282 00:15:33,417 --> 00:15:34,041 Jacques. 283 00:15:36,166 --> 00:15:37,624 My father...? 284 00:15:37,666 --> 00:15:40,083 Ever take Alice to Massarelli's bars? 285 00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:42,500 Why would I do that? 286 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:43,999 To find a clue 287 00:15:44,833 --> 00:15:47,624 that would impress Jacques? 288 00:15:47,666 --> 00:15:48,958 Enough about Jacques. 289 00:15:48,999 --> 00:15:51,166 I called to talk about our break-up. 290 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:52,958 Exactly. 291 00:15:52,999 --> 00:15:53,958 What? 292 00:15:53,999 --> 00:15:56,500 With us, it was like you were there... 293 00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:58,874 but not there. 294 00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:01,208 Helpful? 295 00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:04,458 While the Commission is still investigating, 296 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,291 the home of judge Solange Bourgault 297 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:07,500 has been destroyed by a fire. 298 00:16:07,541 --> 00:16:09,458 No one was hurt. 299 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,458 The Commission will go on, 300 00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,666 it is out of the question 301 00:16:14,166 --> 00:16:16,958 that criminals influence the judicial process. 302 00:16:16,999 --> 00:16:17,958 Thank you. 303 00:16:17,999 --> 00:16:19,166 As Justice Minister, 304 00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:20,833 I look incompetent right now. 305 00:16:20,874 --> 00:16:21,958 Right now? 306 00:16:21,999 --> 00:16:23,833 You might not be the man for the job. 307 00:16:23,874 --> 00:16:25,624 We could force retirement. 308 00:16:25,666 --> 00:16:26,624 Really? 309 00:16:26,666 --> 00:16:28,000 Know how many ministers 310 00:16:28,041 --> 00:16:30,958 have come and gone in my career? 14. 311 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,125 Cowardly, dickless, corrupt, 312 00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:35,291 idiots, liars, alcoholics, 313 00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:36,500 one coke head. 314 00:16:36,541 --> 00:16:39,499 Once we got a competent one, it blew our minds! 315 00:16:41,499 --> 00:16:42,666 We found something. 316 00:16:42,708 --> 00:16:44,958 Cabinet is pressuring me. You have 2 weeks. 317 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,083 2 weeks? You might be gone by then. 318 00:16:49,499 --> 00:16:51,791 You won't believe this. 319 00:16:53,582 --> 00:16:55,333 I don't know you. 320 00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:58,083 I've never met your coworkers! 321 00:16:58,125 --> 00:16:59,958 You disappear for days! 322 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,000 What do you do? 323 00:17:01,874 --> 00:17:03,291 I can't tell you. 324 00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:04,833 I wouldn't know you were cheating 325 00:17:04,874 --> 00:17:07,041 if I hadn't caught you with those 2 sluts. 326 00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:08,749 It was a meaningless mistake. 327 00:17:08,791 --> 00:17:09,958 Meaningless?! 328 00:17:10,708 --> 00:17:11,958 I'll cheat on you, 329 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,208 you'll understand meaningless! 330 00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:14,333 Babe, what can I... 331 00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:15,499 Stop hiding things from me! 332 00:17:15,541 --> 00:17:17,125 They're the only 2! 333 00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:18,208 It was a threesome. 334 00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:20,375 You're such an idiot! 335 00:17:20,417 --> 00:17:22,041 How can I make amends? 336 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,417 Talk to me! 337 00:17:25,166 --> 00:17:26,166 I love you, babe. 338 00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:26,958 I love you too. 339 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,457 She's got him hooked. 340 00:17:35,666 --> 00:17:37,624 I found this couples therapy. 341 00:17:37,666 --> 00:17:38,708 It's that or it's over. 342 00:17:38,749 --> 00:17:40,250 We've been to therapy. 343 00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:41,541 This one is different. 344 00:17:42,666 --> 00:17:44,375 It's more physical. 345 00:17:45,457 --> 00:17:47,916 It's called Bootcamp for Couples. 346 00:17:47,958 --> 00:17:49,708 Bootcamp for Couples... 347 00:17:49,749 --> 00:17:51,292 The promise of a new beginning. 348 00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:53,041 Come back from the edge 349 00:17:53,083 --> 00:17:55,499 with celebrity psychologists. 350 00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,708 A memorable week 351 00:17:58,749 --> 00:18:00,916 in isolation with other couples 352 00:18:00,958 --> 00:18:03,125 who wish to rekindle the flame. 353 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,125 Bootcamp for Couples, 354 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,375 where caring rhymes with daring. 355 00:18:06,416 --> 00:18:07,791 Christ. 356 00:18:13,666 --> 00:18:15,375 We're going undercover at your bootcamp. 357 00:18:15,416 --> 00:18:16,708 No way! 358 00:18:16,749 --> 00:18:19,125 Martin Germain, Massarelli's new lieutenant. 359 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:20,541 He's signed up. 360 00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:22,292 He's ready to cooperate. 361 00:18:23,499 --> 00:18:26,250 It's our best chance to catch Massarelli. 362 00:18:26,292 --> 00:18:28,000 Therapy doesn't work that way! 363 00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:29,416 You have no clue! 364 00:18:29,457 --> 00:18:32,583 We've done therapy. It was great. 365 00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:33,958 Not bad. 366 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,791 We followed the program. 367 00:18:35,833 --> 00:18:37,457 It helped, right, Marc? 368 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:38,958 Not for long. 369 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,208 I think our relationship improved. 370 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,333 For you. 371 00:18:42,916 --> 00:18:44,624 Massarelli is unscrupulous. 372 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:46,958 He controls Quebec's drug trade. 373 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,541 He burns down judges' houses, 374 00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:50,041 blows up attorneys. 375 00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:51,166 No! 376 00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:53,208 I won't be involved! 377 00:18:53,916 --> 00:18:55,374 Here's something... 378 00:18:55,416 --> 00:18:57,875 Show me burnt houses, dead kids. 379 00:18:58,208 --> 00:18:59,166 I've made up my mind. 380 00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:00,416 Take a look. 381 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,166 You're the star! 382 00:19:04,041 --> 00:19:05,583 What are you stealing? 383 00:19:06,416 --> 00:19:08,041 A blow-up doll? Oh my! 384 00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:11,208 I didn't steal. 385 00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,875 You took it for a test drive... 386 00:19:16,041 --> 00:19:17,833 It's like a reality show 387 00:19:17,875 --> 00:19:19,416 about low self-esteem. 388 00:19:20,708 --> 00:19:22,875 What would your patients think? 389 00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:25,666 I'm buying it! 390 00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:27,583 And the College of Psychologists? 391 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:31,000 YouTube loves these videos. 392 00:19:31,041 --> 00:19:32,292 It'd go viral. 393 00:19:32,332 --> 00:19:34,250 Fine, you bastards! 394 00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:37,332 I'll help you, 395 00:19:37,374 --> 00:19:38,624 on one condition: 396 00:19:38,666 --> 00:19:40,125 the couples registered 397 00:19:40,167 --> 00:19:41,875 because it was urgent. 398 00:19:42,541 --> 00:19:44,167 Their pain is real. 399 00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:46,416 Therapy must go as planned. 400 00:19:47,416 --> 00:19:49,208 We won't interfere. 401 00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:51,208 We'll focus on Germain. 402 00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:53,541 At least, you're a credible gay couple. 403 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:54,875 No! 404 00:19:55,541 --> 00:19:56,875 We won't be the couple. 405 00:19:57,374 --> 00:19:58,541 We could. 406 00:19:59,041 --> 00:20:00,791 Or not... ever! 407 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,624 It would be unusual... 408 00:20:02,666 --> 00:20:05,125 Something no one wants to imagine. 409 00:20:05,167 --> 00:20:06,208 Sure, okay. 410 00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:08,374 We have a real couple. 411 00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:10,958 He won't be there. 412 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,916 Alice and I will go undercover. 413 00:20:13,499 --> 00:20:16,208 You do the therapy, for real. 414 00:20:17,875 --> 00:20:19,041 Do you have... 415 00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:20,749 issues to resolve? 416 00:20:27,374 --> 00:20:28,499 Is this a joke? 417 00:20:28,541 --> 00:20:31,000 Everyone knows we have problems, but me? 418 00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:32,416 I don't... 419 00:20:32,708 --> 00:20:34,875 Kev, what do you know? 420 00:20:36,167 --> 00:20:37,499 Uh, I dunno... 421 00:20:38,708 --> 00:20:40,541 Alice is tired, y'know, 422 00:20:41,041 --> 00:20:43,083 she's working and studying. 423 00:20:43,833 --> 00:20:47,125 She needs her boyfriend's support, 424 00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:51,167 to feel important, uh... all that stuff. 425 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,416 You're just not there. 426 00:20:55,875 --> 00:20:57,249 I'm totally there. 427 00:20:58,332 --> 00:21:00,374 You talking behind my back? 428 00:21:01,249 --> 00:21:02,624 I told no one. 429 00:21:02,666 --> 00:21:03,458 - Really? - Nope. 430 00:21:03,499 --> 00:21:04,624 Why does everybody know? 431 00:21:04,666 --> 00:21:06,624 Even Kev! 432 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:08,791 I didn't tell them. It's obvious 433 00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:10,208 to everyone but you. 434 00:21:10,249 --> 00:21:11,666 That's the fucking problem! 435 00:21:15,499 --> 00:21:16,374 You'll do great. 436 00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:28,208 Welcome to Bootcamp for Couples. 437 00:21:28,708 --> 00:21:31,083 Isolation forces you to bond 438 00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:34,708 on a path to a healthy relationship. 439 00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:36,374 I'm your guide, 440 00:21:37,374 --> 00:21:39,708 with my assistant, Jacques. 441 00:21:40,708 --> 00:21:43,207 We saw a woman in the video? 442 00:21:44,791 --> 00:21:46,042 Where is she? 443 00:21:46,083 --> 00:21:48,207 She had personal issues. But... 444 00:21:48,249 --> 00:21:50,332 Jacques is a great psychologist. 445 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:13,750 Chill tattoos! 446 00:22:16,249 --> 00:22:17,624 You say chill? 447 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,958 This hotel was closed. 448 00:22:24,458 --> 00:22:25,916 They've reopened for us. 449 00:22:25,958 --> 00:22:28,499 There's water damage in one room. 450 00:22:29,458 --> 00:22:31,083 With 6 couples 451 00:22:31,125 --> 00:22:34,458 and 5 rooms, one couple has to go. 452 00:22:34,833 --> 00:22:36,125 With full refund. 453 00:22:36,166 --> 00:22:38,291 What is this? Big Brother? 454 00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:40,083 Not much I can do. 455 00:22:40,125 --> 00:22:41,916 We'll go. 456 00:22:41,958 --> 00:22:43,458 Enjoy! Come on. 457 00:22:44,499 --> 00:22:45,458 Don't move! 458 00:22:50,458 --> 00:22:51,916 How thoughtful! 459 00:22:51,958 --> 00:22:54,083 You can save your relationship too. 460 00:22:54,125 --> 00:22:55,083 No, no! 461 00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:56,458 Want to leave? 462 00:22:56,499 --> 00:22:58,124 Fine. Let's go back! 463 00:22:59,166 --> 00:23:00,416 It's over between us! 464 00:23:00,458 --> 00:23:02,083 Let's stay then. 465 00:23:02,124 --> 00:23:03,416 I can't take this! 466 00:23:03,458 --> 00:23:04,416 He cheated on me... 467 00:23:04,458 --> 00:23:06,625 with two girls... at the same time! 468 00:23:06,666 --> 00:23:08,083 I want to do this. 469 00:23:08,124 --> 00:23:09,416 Excuse me? 470 00:23:09,458 --> 00:23:10,583 I want to do this. 471 00:23:10,625 --> 00:23:11,666 You do? 472 00:23:12,666 --> 00:23:13,958 You'll do the exercises? 473 00:23:14,791 --> 00:23:16,625 Good. We're staying! 474 00:23:16,958 --> 00:23:18,291 Figure it out. 475 00:23:18,333 --> 00:23:20,166 We want to stay too. 476 00:23:20,958 --> 00:23:23,124 Marie-Claude has zero libido. 477 00:23:23,166 --> 00:23:24,875 A croissant makes me wet. 478 00:23:26,458 --> 00:23:27,458 Come on! 479 00:23:27,499 --> 00:23:30,207 I can't use the showerhead forever. 480 00:23:30,249 --> 00:23:31,583 You can! 481 00:23:31,958 --> 00:23:33,583 I'll even watch. 482 00:23:34,083 --> 00:23:35,666 That's not what I want! 483 00:23:35,708 --> 00:23:36,875 Wonderful! 484 00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:40,875 Akim, Élissa, why do you need therapy? 485 00:23:43,207 --> 00:23:44,499 We're 25. 486 00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:47,082 We have a 1-year-old. 487 00:23:50,042 --> 00:23:52,042 You're straight out of a therapy ad. 488 00:23:52,374 --> 00:23:54,541 Who votes the burnout parents in? 489 00:23:56,416 --> 00:23:57,374 Therapy for you! 490 00:24:00,458 --> 00:24:02,458 Geneviève and I are professionals, 491 00:24:02,499 --> 00:24:04,042 we've been retired for a year. 492 00:24:04,625 --> 00:24:06,541 Married 30 years, 493 00:24:06,583 --> 00:24:08,000 separated a few times, 494 00:24:08,042 --> 00:24:09,708 but we're giving it one last try. 495 00:24:09,750 --> 00:24:11,249 The tone of his voice, 496 00:24:11,291 --> 00:24:13,708 how he pronounces every syllable... 497 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,166 Stop enumerating! 498 00:24:17,208 --> 00:24:18,458 Don't interrupt me! 499 00:24:21,374 --> 00:24:23,666 We're here because Carole will leave me. 500 00:24:23,708 --> 00:24:25,416 No, Gaël, you'll leave me. 501 00:24:26,041 --> 00:24:27,875 I'd never leave you. 502 00:24:27,917 --> 00:24:29,499 You'll find a girl your age. 503 00:24:29,541 --> 00:24:31,666 I want you so much it hurts. 504 00:24:31,708 --> 00:24:34,333 I love your skin, your breasts, 505 00:24:34,374 --> 00:24:36,082 your hips. 506 00:24:37,416 --> 00:24:39,458 You can't fake that. 507 00:24:40,374 --> 00:24:41,499 That's not love. 508 00:24:41,541 --> 00:24:44,166 Sex 10 times a week means nothing. 509 00:24:44,208 --> 00:24:45,291 Well... 510 00:24:46,374 --> 00:24:48,291 Don't go for 11 just now. 511 00:24:48,708 --> 00:24:50,791 Everything looks cool for you. 512 00:24:51,249 --> 00:24:52,000 She's right. 513 00:24:52,041 --> 00:24:54,875 We're in a lousy relationship. 514 00:24:54,917 --> 00:24:56,041 So lousy, 515 00:24:56,625 --> 00:24:58,374 everyone knew it was bad but me. 516 00:24:59,708 --> 00:25:01,249 We're real-estate agents. 517 00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:02,750 I only talk about work. 518 00:25:02,791 --> 00:25:04,333 Condos, sheds, bungalows, 519 00:25:04,374 --> 00:25:06,374 duplex, triplex, all the plexes! 520 00:25:07,541 --> 00:25:09,875 I also manage to be there, 521 00:25:09,917 --> 00:25:12,082 but not there. It's a superpower. 522 00:25:12,124 --> 00:25:13,500 Marc is like Happy, 523 00:25:13,541 --> 00:25:14,875 the dwarf in Snow White: 524 00:25:15,291 --> 00:25:16,541 ?Life is grand! 525 00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:18,583 I only talk about work!” 526 00:25:18,625 --> 00:25:20,291 I miss out on everything. 527 00:25:20,333 --> 00:25:21,541 We all work too much. 528 00:25:22,541 --> 00:25:25,166 When together, we're not together! 529 00:25:26,666 --> 00:25:28,416 Maybe it's time to put 530 00:25:28,458 --> 00:25:31,124 my for sale sign on another man's lawn? 531 00:25:31,166 --> 00:25:32,792 Oh, hurtful metaphor! 532 00:25:33,166 --> 00:25:35,958 Sorry, you'll have to drag me away. 533 00:25:36,833 --> 00:25:38,333 That can be arranged. 534 00:25:39,333 --> 00:25:41,666 We're doing the goddamn therapy! 535 00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:44,124 We're staying too, got it? 536 00:25:44,166 --> 00:25:45,958 No one hates each other more than us. 537 00:25:45,999 --> 00:25:47,416 We'll kill each other! 538 00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:48,917 You should go. 539 00:25:48,957 --> 00:25:50,583 You and your little problems... 540 00:25:50,625 --> 00:25:51,666 Should I kill him? 541 00:25:51,708 --> 00:25:53,792 You're taking a loving couple's spot! 542 00:25:53,833 --> 00:25:54,999 Wasn't talking to you. 543 00:25:55,041 --> 00:25:56,792 Watch your tone! 544 00:25:56,833 --> 00:25:57,625 Want to fight? 545 00:25:57,666 --> 00:25:58,333 Anytime! 546 00:26:13,999 --> 00:26:14,792 Congratulations. 547 00:26:14,833 --> 00:26:16,333 That was the first exercise. 548 00:26:19,583 --> 00:26:20,917 Jesus Christ! 549 00:26:20,957 --> 00:26:22,416 Participants' introduction. 550 00:26:22,458 --> 00:26:24,625 Getting to know each other. 551 00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:27,291 You're eager to work. 552 00:26:27,333 --> 00:26:28,957 There's room for everyone. 553 00:26:40,792 --> 00:26:43,625 Bunch of lunatics, right, Happy? 554 00:26:45,291 --> 00:26:46,583 Why are you here? 555 00:26:46,625 --> 00:26:48,666 To get Martin Germain to talk. 556 00:26:49,458 --> 00:26:51,083 That's our job. 557 00:26:51,124 --> 00:26:53,333 Forget the mission, focus on your relationship. 558 00:26:53,375 --> 00:26:54,416 Forget the mission? 559 00:26:54,458 --> 00:26:57,166 Saving your relationship will be demanding. 560 00:26:57,208 --> 00:26:59,124 That's why I'm here. 561 00:26:59,625 --> 00:27:01,500 To keep an eye on me? 562 00:27:01,875 --> 00:27:02,957 You don't trust me. 563 00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:04,541 You don't! 564 00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:08,458 At your age, fading out isn't a big deal. 565 00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:09,583 It's normal. 566 00:27:09,625 --> 00:27:12,333 You can't let go. Makes you take risks. 567 00:27:12,375 --> 00:27:13,916 I know what I'm doing. 568 00:27:13,957 --> 00:27:14,750 So do I. 569 00:27:14,792 --> 00:27:17,208 Martin Germain will be eating out of my hand. 570 00:27:17,249 --> 00:27:19,541 Martin Germain will eat out of my hand! 571 00:27:19,583 --> 00:27:20,999 Out of my hand... 572 00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:26,957 He won't eat out of yours, 573 00:27:26,999 --> 00:27:29,916 he'll be stuffed after eating from mine. 574 00:27:29,957 --> 00:27:33,124 You won't have enough. He'll come to my hand. 575 00:27:34,792 --> 00:27:36,625 Alice will eat where? My other hand! 576 00:27:37,667 --> 00:27:38,583 Watch me work. 577 00:27:38,625 --> 00:27:39,916 I'm watching. 578 00:27:39,957 --> 00:27:41,792 Take notes and get them tattooed. 579 00:28:02,667 --> 00:28:03,667 What are you doing? 580 00:28:04,957 --> 00:28:06,750 I'm taking the couch. 581 00:28:06,792 --> 00:28:08,625 That's what fighting couples do. 582 00:28:08,667 --> 00:28:10,957 I'm playing the part. 583 00:28:10,999 --> 00:28:12,958 Stop exaggerating! 584 00:28:12,999 --> 00:28:14,792 We'll mix up our stories. 585 00:28:15,792 --> 00:28:16,750 I wasn't. 586 00:28:16,792 --> 00:28:17,999 Fine. 587 00:28:18,333 --> 00:28:20,333 I'm putting my sign here! 588 00:28:21,708 --> 00:28:22,500 Goodnight. 589 00:28:25,874 --> 00:28:27,124 You're being ridiculous. 590 00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:30,333 Why? 591 00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:31,416 It's 8:30. 592 00:28:33,375 --> 00:28:34,541 Jacques is waiting. 593 00:28:43,041 --> 00:28:44,208 So... 594 00:28:45,124 --> 00:28:46,041 I just... 595 00:28:46,083 --> 00:28:47,500 Let's be clear... 596 00:28:49,625 --> 00:28:50,541 I love you, 597 00:28:50,583 --> 00:28:51,416 y'know. 598 00:28:52,124 --> 00:28:53,250 It's... 599 00:28:55,041 --> 00:28:56,208 I, uh... I love you... 600 00:28:57,541 --> 00:28:58,750 by the way. 601 00:28:59,124 --> 00:29:00,250 I'm in love and... 602 00:29:00,832 --> 00:29:01,541 all that... 603 00:29:03,166 --> 00:29:04,041 a lot. 604 00:29:06,208 --> 00:29:07,124 Me too. 605 00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:15,583 Stop flirting with the therapist. 606 00:29:16,708 --> 00:29:18,916 What are you talking about?! 607 00:29:19,958 --> 00:29:21,083 You're crazy. 608 00:29:21,124 --> 00:29:23,375 True, it turns me on to see a man 609 00:29:23,416 --> 00:29:25,541 speak more than 2 words an hour. 610 00:29:28,375 --> 00:29:30,166 Being attracted to your therapist 611 00:29:30,208 --> 00:29:31,416 is called transference. 612 00:29:32,375 --> 00:29:33,791 The shrink's too short anyway. 613 00:29:34,124 --> 00:29:35,583 I'm not into midgets. 614 00:29:35,625 --> 00:29:37,291 It's like he left his legs in Montreal. 615 00:29:39,749 --> 00:29:41,958 What about his assistant? 616 00:29:44,208 --> 00:29:47,500 He's handsome, doesn't mean I'd sleep with him. 617 00:29:47,542 --> 00:29:49,041 You're one to talk! 618 00:29:49,458 --> 00:29:50,874 I didn't do a thing. 619 00:29:51,208 --> 00:29:52,083 Transference. 620 00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:54,208 Anyway, Jacques must be 128! 621 00:29:56,542 --> 00:29:57,832 I'd never kiss a man 622 00:29:57,874 --> 00:29:59,500 who was there on D-Day, 623 00:29:59,542 --> 00:30:02,416 wrinkled like a prune... 624 00:30:02,458 --> 00:30:03,667 He's pretty wrinkly. 625 00:30:03,707 --> 00:30:04,832 Dyes his hair more than me. 626 00:30:04,874 --> 00:30:06,916 He has Viagra-breath. 627 00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:11,208 He's Amy Winehouse's great-grandfather. 628 00:30:11,250 --> 00:30:13,041 Explains the tattoos. 629 00:30:13,707 --> 00:30:15,166 His first girlfriend was Shirley Temple. 630 00:30:15,208 --> 00:30:15,916 Really? 631 00:30:15,958 --> 00:30:17,291 She was really kinky. 632 00:30:17,791 --> 00:30:19,083 Enough. 633 00:30:19,124 --> 00:30:20,999 He was there when the Titanic sank... 634 00:30:22,208 --> 00:30:23,166 That's you! 635 00:30:23,208 --> 00:30:24,916 He knew Jesus. 636 00:30:24,958 --> 00:30:26,625 He was at the Last Supper. 637 00:30:27,375 --> 00:30:28,583 This is perfect. 638 00:30:28,625 --> 00:30:29,833 Transference! 639 00:30:30,333 --> 00:30:31,583 Goddammit! 640 00:30:31,625 --> 00:30:33,833 Where's the off button? 641 00:30:33,874 --> 00:30:35,291 Don't help me! 642 00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:53,999 Gotta love 'em, huh? 643 00:30:56,208 --> 00:30:57,291 Our girlfriends... 644 00:30:59,208 --> 00:31:00,833 Going to therapy. 645 00:31:02,041 --> 00:31:03,333 It's so girly. 646 00:31:05,125 --> 00:31:06,542 Hold on a sec... 647 00:31:09,208 --> 00:31:10,500 Out of my hand! 648 00:31:14,166 --> 00:31:17,125 Show us how you perceive your partner. 649 00:31:17,166 --> 00:31:18,999 I call this Living Sculptures. 650 00:31:19,625 --> 00:31:22,625 You will sculpt your partner into a shape 651 00:31:23,375 --> 00:31:26,707 that best represents them and explain why. 652 00:31:28,874 --> 00:31:30,791 If Jacques and I were partners 653 00:31:30,833 --> 00:31:32,999 and I thought he was grouchy... 654 00:31:38,125 --> 00:31:39,791 This is Suzanne. 655 00:31:40,707 --> 00:31:42,125 She protects me. 656 00:31:43,833 --> 00:31:44,999 You're beautiful! 657 00:31:45,041 --> 00:31:46,166 Isn't she? 658 00:31:46,208 --> 00:31:49,791 Since Marie-Claude's lost her sex drive... 659 00:31:51,833 --> 00:31:53,833 This is how I see her. 660 00:32:02,542 --> 00:32:04,125 Seeing it moves me. 661 00:32:10,333 --> 00:32:11,333 I love you. 662 00:32:14,999 --> 00:32:16,291 Beautiful. 663 00:32:17,333 --> 00:32:18,333 Touching. 664 00:32:19,125 --> 00:32:20,833 Ladies and gentlemen, Akim. 665 00:32:24,291 --> 00:32:26,458 Since the baby was born, 666 00:32:26,500 --> 00:32:28,833 he's become the Invisible Man. 667 00:32:30,375 --> 00:32:32,125 Very funny. 668 00:32:32,791 --> 00:32:33,833 Fucking hilarious! 669 00:32:34,542 --> 00:32:36,542 We've been together for 10 years. 670 00:32:37,624 --> 00:32:40,874 She was outgoing, happy. 671 00:32:42,125 --> 00:32:43,291 Now this. 672 00:32:43,333 --> 00:32:44,958 We had a baby, dumb-ass. 673 00:32:44,999 --> 00:32:45,958 There's the proof. 674 00:32:45,999 --> 00:32:47,166 Stop exaggerating, idiot. 675 00:32:47,208 --> 00:32:48,624 Seriously, shut the hell up. 676 00:32:48,666 --> 00:32:49,999 See? 677 00:32:50,041 --> 00:32:52,166 Stop! Why are you laughing? 678 00:32:52,208 --> 00:32:54,166 You're a statue! 679 00:32:54,208 --> 00:32:55,458 Statues don't hit! 680 00:32:55,500 --> 00:32:56,916 You're revolting. 681 00:32:56,958 --> 00:32:58,958 I can't believe I let you inside me. 682 00:32:58,999 --> 00:33:01,874 I tore, they sewed me up, you fainted... 683 00:33:03,666 --> 00:33:04,916 Asshole! 684 00:33:04,958 --> 00:33:06,291 Hear that echo? 685 00:33:09,125 --> 00:33:10,541 To me, Marc is... 686 00:33:11,958 --> 00:33:12,833 Happy. 687 00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:14,624 Happy lives in his own world, 688 00:33:14,666 --> 00:33:16,541 doesn't see reality. 689 00:33:16,958 --> 00:33:18,333 He thinks our relationship is... 690 00:33:19,166 --> 00:33:20,333 peachy. 691 00:33:20,916 --> 00:33:22,417 Super positive. 692 00:33:22,458 --> 00:33:24,291 Even when knee-deep in it. 693 00:33:28,958 --> 00:33:30,458 This is Alice. 694 00:33:30,499 --> 00:33:31,749 Fantastic. 695 00:33:31,791 --> 00:33:32,958 What does it mean? 696 00:33:33,458 --> 00:33:34,458 Nothing. 697 00:33:34,499 --> 00:33:36,166 It's funny to see her struggling. 698 00:33:37,166 --> 00:33:38,791 She seems stable, but... 699 00:33:39,333 --> 00:33:40,291 she's not. 700 00:33:41,291 --> 00:33:43,791 The image burned into my brain: 701 00:33:52,166 --> 00:33:53,125 There you have it. 702 00:33:53,791 --> 00:33:55,916 This is not how I see Geneviève, 703 00:33:55,958 --> 00:33:57,833 but how I'd like her to be. 704 00:34:04,499 --> 00:34:08,083 Bernard's narcissism is best showcased 705 00:34:08,125 --> 00:34:10,292 in a position 706 00:34:11,292 --> 00:34:13,166 which allows him to fellate himself. 707 00:34:16,457 --> 00:34:18,833 This isn't how I perceive Gaël, 708 00:34:20,250 --> 00:34:21,958 but how I feel him. 709 00:34:39,499 --> 00:34:41,083 We've seen enough! 710 00:34:41,708 --> 00:34:42,624 Let them be! 711 00:34:42,666 --> 00:34:43,791 They're fully participating. 712 00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:45,708 Hush, Édouard! 713 00:34:46,624 --> 00:34:48,583 Go on, Gaël. 714 00:34:49,208 --> 00:34:51,874 Want us to make love in front of you? 715 00:34:52,708 --> 00:34:54,125 Wouldn't be a first. 716 00:34:57,250 --> 00:34:59,958 Time to find your inner caveman. 717 00:35:03,499 --> 00:35:06,166 I want you to act like primitive couples. 718 00:35:06,208 --> 00:35:08,666 Communicate only through grunts. 719 00:35:10,791 --> 00:35:13,292 Rediscover your partner 720 00:35:14,250 --> 00:35:16,292 as if for the first time. 721 00:35:18,791 --> 00:35:20,292 I want to see seduction 722 00:35:21,125 --> 00:35:22,958 in its most primitive form. 723 00:35:23,624 --> 00:35:24,875 No words! 724 00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:27,416 Goddammit! 725 00:35:29,208 --> 00:35:29,916 Get away! 726 00:35:32,541 --> 00:35:33,541 Really? 727 00:35:51,541 --> 00:35:52,749 You stupid idiot! 728 00:35:59,041 --> 00:36:00,583 Almost the same vocabulary. 729 00:36:14,208 --> 00:36:15,041 Stop! 730 00:36:15,708 --> 00:36:16,374 Help! 731 00:36:28,541 --> 00:36:29,374 You're crazy! 732 00:36:30,833 --> 00:36:31,499 Help! 733 00:36:32,666 --> 00:36:35,458 Men, you're hunter-gatherers, 734 00:36:35,499 --> 00:36:37,749 you must feed your partner 735 00:36:37,791 --> 00:36:39,875 while protecting her from predators. 736 00:36:41,125 --> 00:36:41,958 Right. 737 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,125 A T-rex attacks. 738 00:36:44,958 --> 00:36:47,167 He's attacking right now! 739 00:36:49,167 --> 00:36:51,958 Dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years 740 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,292 before humans appeared. 741 00:36:53,332 --> 00:36:54,374 It's just a game. 742 00:36:55,374 --> 00:36:56,458 It doesn't matter... 743 00:36:56,499 --> 00:36:57,292 There's a bear! 744 00:36:57,791 --> 00:36:58,499 A bear! 745 00:36:58,541 --> 00:36:59,541 I swear! 746 00:37:02,499 --> 00:37:03,332 There's a fucking bear! 747 00:37:14,958 --> 00:37:16,499 Scream, come on! 748 00:37:36,666 --> 00:37:37,958 How comforting! 749 00:37:39,332 --> 00:37:40,458 My back! 750 00:37:42,332 --> 00:37:43,041 Don't touch me! 751 00:37:45,125 --> 00:37:47,167 I fell, but I'm fine. 752 00:37:48,291 --> 00:37:49,291 It's all good. 753 00:37:53,458 --> 00:37:55,042 Gentlemen, congratulations! 754 00:37:55,833 --> 00:37:58,000 To Suzanne, our real hero! 755 00:37:59,291 --> 00:38:01,624 Men used to be men, 756 00:38:01,666 --> 00:38:03,833 now they can't even do that. 757 00:38:03,875 --> 00:38:06,416 You smothered our primal urges 758 00:38:06,458 --> 00:38:10,000 so we could be in touch with our emotions. 759 00:38:10,042 --> 00:38:12,208 When I see a bear, my emotions flare up! 760 00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:14,958 Like in bed. One minute, 761 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,291 they want it rough enough to break a rib, 762 00:38:17,332 --> 00:38:20,000 then, they want you to recite Shakespeare. 763 00:38:21,791 --> 00:38:23,750 We don't have sex anymore. 764 00:38:23,791 --> 00:38:25,624 I'll never have sex again. 765 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,583 He doesn't understand me. 766 00:38:27,624 --> 00:38:29,416 He's not there. 767 00:38:29,458 --> 00:38:31,000 The baby is, even when I poop. 768 00:38:31,791 --> 00:38:33,583 I don't like pooping with an audience. 769 00:38:33,624 --> 00:38:35,624 I do all the housework 770 00:38:35,666 --> 00:38:37,583 while you sit on your ass. 771 00:38:37,624 --> 00:38:38,583 I breastfeed! 772 00:38:38,624 --> 00:38:40,916 Ladies and gents, she breastfeeds! 773 00:38:40,958 --> 00:38:42,583 She's a mother, she breastfeeds. 774 00:38:42,624 --> 00:38:43,750 Female monkeys climb trees 775 00:38:43,791 --> 00:38:46,416 with 8 babies feeding off their nipples. 776 00:38:46,458 --> 00:38:49,416 You can't even get a glass of water. 777 00:38:49,458 --> 00:38:51,416 If I could touch your breasts. 778 00:38:51,458 --> 00:38:53,624 Kid's on my boobs 18 hours a day. 779 00:38:53,666 --> 00:38:55,958 On my breaks, I want them to myself. 780 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,333 She used to love my penis! 781 00:38:59,958 --> 00:39:01,458 Now it's her nemesis. 782 00:39:02,291 --> 00:39:04,750 But my penis is resilient. 783 00:39:04,791 --> 00:39:06,083 My penis is like... 784 00:39:06,125 --> 00:39:07,624 a Tibetan monk: 785 00:39:08,291 --> 00:39:10,791 he doesn't speak, he's patient and bald. 786 00:39:10,833 --> 00:39:12,291 But don't upset him. 787 00:39:12,333 --> 00:39:15,416 You wanna bang me screaming my name? 788 00:39:15,458 --> 00:39:18,166 I'd have an orgasm not hearing my name. 789 00:39:18,708 --> 00:39:20,750 24 hours. Total silence. 790 00:39:22,416 --> 00:39:23,583 If I had a dildo, 791 00:39:23,625 --> 00:39:25,958 I'd shove it in my ear to block sound. 792 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,166 You'd need 2 dildos. 793 00:39:28,791 --> 00:39:30,958 We also don't make love. 794 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,625 I feel no desire for Bernard. 795 00:39:32,916 --> 00:39:33,666 None. 796 00:39:34,125 --> 00:39:35,625 I hate seeing him naked. 797 00:39:35,666 --> 00:39:37,000 We get it. 798 00:39:37,666 --> 00:39:38,625 I hate it too. 799 00:39:40,541 --> 00:39:43,000 How does one boost their sex drive? 800 00:39:43,625 --> 00:39:46,207 Well... everyone's different. 801 00:39:46,249 --> 00:39:48,042 There's no difference. 802 00:39:48,333 --> 00:39:50,166 No sex is the same problem 803 00:39:50,207 --> 00:39:52,499 for 2 women or a normal couple. 804 00:39:53,249 --> 00:39:55,416 What do you suggest? 805 00:39:55,458 --> 00:39:57,541 Stop worrying, just do it! 806 00:39:57,583 --> 00:39:58,625 Simple as that. 807 00:39:59,458 --> 00:40:00,875 He understands. 808 00:40:00,917 --> 00:40:02,374 Just do it! 809 00:40:02,416 --> 00:40:04,541 If you or your wife don't feel like it, 810 00:40:05,207 --> 00:40:06,458 jump on it. 811 00:40:06,499 --> 00:40:09,166 Take her and, y'know, soon enough... 812 00:40:09,207 --> 00:40:10,458 That's rape! 813 00:40:10,958 --> 00:40:13,541 It's not rape if you're a couple. 814 00:40:15,083 --> 00:40:18,083 What you said about real men and women, 815 00:40:18,124 --> 00:40:19,750 sensitivity and emotions... 816 00:40:21,583 --> 00:40:23,499 Let's say it like it is. 817 00:40:23,541 --> 00:40:26,541 A man is male, a woman is female. 818 00:40:26,875 --> 00:40:29,833 Males have penises, females vaginae. 819 00:40:29,875 --> 00:40:33,207 At some point, the penis goes into the vagina. 820 00:40:35,583 --> 00:40:37,333 Do you approve of his methods? 821 00:40:37,374 --> 00:40:38,416 They're not my methods, 822 00:40:38,458 --> 00:40:40,374 but it is one school of thought. 823 00:40:40,416 --> 00:40:41,374 Exactly, it's... 824 00:40:42,291 --> 00:40:43,708 Pre-Freud. 825 00:40:44,291 --> 00:40:46,208 Pre-thought itself. 826 00:40:47,458 --> 00:40:49,875 Sex has to go back to basics. 827 00:40:51,708 --> 00:40:54,875 If men breastfed, there'd be world peace. 828 00:41:05,958 --> 00:41:07,000 This isn't easy. 829 00:41:07,042 --> 00:41:08,541 It's challenging. 830 00:41:12,124 --> 00:41:14,249 Our relationship or the mission? 831 00:41:14,625 --> 00:41:15,541 The mission. 832 00:41:17,124 --> 00:41:18,041 You? 833 00:41:19,124 --> 00:41:20,041 Same thing. 834 00:41:21,917 --> 00:41:23,917 We should focus on the case. 835 00:41:24,708 --> 00:41:27,416 We can't fix everything. 836 00:41:28,291 --> 00:41:29,583 Sure we can! 837 00:41:30,541 --> 00:41:31,708 I'll bet on it. 838 00:41:32,708 --> 00:41:34,708 $100. When we leave, 839 00:41:35,208 --> 00:41:37,041 Germain will have spilled his guts 840 00:41:37,082 --> 00:41:38,708 and you'll be nuts about me. 841 00:41:44,708 --> 00:41:45,791 Easy money. 842 00:42:08,708 --> 00:42:11,041 Oh? The grunt of the scared caveman? 843 00:42:11,082 --> 00:42:13,500 I thought you were behind me. 844 00:42:13,541 --> 00:42:15,041 We were holding hands! 845 00:42:15,082 --> 00:42:16,583 It was Édouard's hand... 846 00:42:16,625 --> 00:42:18,500 Very delicate hands. 847 00:42:23,792 --> 00:42:25,500 We have to cancel the therapy. 848 00:42:26,291 --> 00:42:27,875 I can't get up. 849 00:42:29,208 --> 00:42:30,500 We just started! 850 00:42:30,541 --> 00:42:33,124 I can't, physically or psychologically! 851 00:42:35,208 --> 00:42:36,124 I have to cancel. 852 00:42:36,875 --> 00:42:38,291 I'll stand in for him. 853 00:42:38,833 --> 00:42:41,249 We'll get some cortisone. 854 00:42:41,291 --> 00:42:42,416 You can't replace him. 855 00:42:42,458 --> 00:42:43,458 No! You... 856 00:42:44,792 --> 00:42:45,792 I'll be the shrink! 857 00:42:45,833 --> 00:42:47,208 You won't. 858 00:42:48,291 --> 00:42:49,999 You think like an old cop. 859 00:42:52,833 --> 00:42:55,666 They'll know you're not a psychologist. 860 00:42:56,500 --> 00:42:57,583 Why? 861 00:42:57,625 --> 00:42:59,458 You don't have one ounce of psychology. 862 00:42:59,875 --> 00:43:01,957 I infiltrated Apache Poitras's gang, 863 00:43:01,999 --> 00:43:03,833 we became best friends. 864 00:43:03,875 --> 00:43:06,083 You think I didn't use psychology? 865 00:43:06,124 --> 00:43:08,166 Yes, Apache Poitras psychology. 866 00:43:08,208 --> 00:43:10,374 This is Marie-Claude and Suzanne. 867 00:43:10,833 --> 00:43:12,583 He tried to scalp me twice. 868 00:43:12,625 --> 00:43:14,124 You think 2 lesbians scare me? 869 00:43:14,166 --> 00:43:15,333 Exactly. 870 00:43:15,374 --> 00:43:17,500 Can you gently address 871 00:43:17,541 --> 00:43:20,249 the libidos of a suburban gay couple? 872 00:43:20,291 --> 00:43:22,249 He who can do more can do less. 873 00:43:23,458 --> 00:43:25,374 Ask the guy who built the pyramids 874 00:43:25,416 --> 00:43:26,957 if he can build a shed. 875 00:43:28,124 --> 00:43:29,625 You just compared lesbians to a shed... 876 00:43:30,458 --> 00:43:31,957 It's a metaphor! 877 00:43:32,957 --> 00:43:34,375 You understood? 878 00:43:35,625 --> 00:43:37,625 You're a hero cop, 879 00:43:37,666 --> 00:43:39,124 but we'll find a better solution. 880 00:43:40,541 --> 00:43:41,333 Any ideas? 881 00:43:43,041 --> 00:43:44,875 I'll blow your cover! 882 00:43:45,291 --> 00:43:46,625 Wanna see something? 883 00:43:57,124 --> 00:43:58,625 Édouard is seriously injured, 884 00:43:58,666 --> 00:44:01,166 he won't be able to continue. 885 00:44:03,458 --> 00:44:05,625 I'm taking over. 886 00:44:07,500 --> 00:44:08,625 In a few days, 887 00:44:08,666 --> 00:44:10,500 you'll present a dance routine. 888 00:44:10,541 --> 00:44:13,166 On each iPad, there's a choreography. 889 00:44:14,208 --> 00:44:15,041 Here. 890 00:44:16,041 --> 00:44:18,667 You'll work on different concepts. 891 00:44:19,999 --> 00:44:22,833 Cooperation, touch, synchronicity, 892 00:44:23,957 --> 00:44:25,583 sensuality and... 893 00:44:26,999 --> 00:44:28,083 communication. 894 00:44:28,124 --> 00:44:29,083 Focus! 895 00:44:29,124 --> 00:44:30,625 Stop checking Akim out. 896 00:44:31,291 --> 00:44:32,750 What?! 897 00:44:32,792 --> 00:44:34,249 There's no need to rewind. 898 00:44:34,291 --> 00:44:36,124 - Rewind! - Do it yourself! 899 00:44:38,291 --> 00:44:39,833 You'll dance with the damn iPad? 900 00:44:40,792 --> 00:44:42,291 The tension is rising! 901 00:44:42,333 --> 00:44:43,583 Can't stand those two. 902 00:44:43,625 --> 00:44:44,792 Jacques! 903 00:44:45,957 --> 00:44:48,083 We both have low self-esteem, 904 00:44:48,124 --> 00:44:50,416 we feel unworthy of each other's love. 905 00:44:50,458 --> 00:44:52,333 No. It's simple, 906 00:44:52,792 --> 00:44:54,792 the age gap is too large. 907 00:44:54,832 --> 00:44:56,124 Think about it. 908 00:44:57,124 --> 00:44:58,583 Off to bed. 909 00:44:58,625 --> 00:45:00,916 - We can do it. - Forget the choreography. 910 00:45:00,958 --> 00:45:02,458 Sleep therapy. 911 00:45:02,792 --> 00:45:04,291 Off to bed! 912 00:45:05,792 --> 00:45:06,625 Ridiculous. 913 00:45:09,792 --> 00:45:11,458 You're doing good. 914 00:45:12,124 --> 00:45:14,458 Oh yeah, you have no desire for each other. 915 00:45:14,958 --> 00:45:17,291 Suzanne, if we waited for women, 916 00:45:17,333 --> 00:45:18,916 we'd never get anywhere. 917 00:45:18,958 --> 00:45:21,083 It's up to us men to take the lead. 918 00:45:22,083 --> 00:45:24,291 You're the man here... You should... 919 00:45:24,333 --> 00:45:25,041 Excuse me?! 920 00:45:25,083 --> 00:45:27,124 Women love conquerors. 921 00:45:27,166 --> 00:45:29,667 Did he just say I'm the man here? 922 00:45:30,958 --> 00:45:33,625 If there's no man, no wonder there's problems. 923 00:45:33,667 --> 00:45:34,708 I'll slug him! 924 00:45:34,750 --> 00:45:36,541 Not very feminine of you. 925 00:45:39,999 --> 00:45:41,208 The cute couple. 926 00:45:41,250 --> 00:45:42,708 Move on. 927 00:45:43,750 --> 00:45:46,375 You know what your problem is? 928 00:45:46,874 --> 00:45:47,667 If I may? 929 00:45:47,708 --> 00:45:48,874 You may not! 930 00:45:48,916 --> 00:45:50,541 Let's hear him. 931 00:45:51,874 --> 00:45:53,791 You have an attention deficit. 932 00:45:53,832 --> 00:45:54,708 You're not there. 933 00:45:54,750 --> 00:45:55,541 He's not. 934 00:45:55,583 --> 00:45:57,083 I know. 935 00:45:57,124 --> 00:45:58,667 Your girlfriend wants to tango 936 00:45:58,708 --> 00:46:00,791 and Happy is goofing around. 937 00:46:01,541 --> 00:46:03,999 Grab her and tango away already! 938 00:46:06,625 --> 00:46:07,874 How are things here? 939 00:46:07,916 --> 00:46:09,458 Martin won't dance. 940 00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:11,583 I've never danced before. 941 00:46:12,208 --> 00:46:13,999 Who gives a shit?! 942 00:46:14,041 --> 00:46:15,999 Martin, I get it, 943 00:46:16,041 --> 00:46:17,832 but today, it's dance therapy. 944 00:46:19,166 --> 00:46:20,458 Allow me. 945 00:46:30,542 --> 00:46:31,749 Are you kidding me? 946 00:46:32,916 --> 00:46:34,708 Screw her on the dancefloor. 947 00:46:34,749 --> 00:46:37,667 He's teaching us the steps. 948 00:46:37,708 --> 00:46:39,083 The steps to get in your pants! 949 00:46:41,250 --> 00:46:43,791 Time for a private session. 950 00:46:49,208 --> 00:46:51,375 In my spare time... 951 00:46:55,041 --> 00:46:56,416 I can't do it. 952 00:46:56,458 --> 00:46:59,041 Just spit it out, dammit! 953 00:46:59,542 --> 00:47:01,707 Take your time. 954 00:47:05,208 --> 00:47:06,667 I'm not ready. 955 00:47:06,707 --> 00:47:09,500 Quit it with the? Not ready”. 956 00:47:09,542 --> 00:47:10,874 Jacques, chill out! 957 00:47:11,707 --> 00:47:14,208 Martin needs an individual session. 958 00:47:14,250 --> 00:47:15,707 Can you leave us? 959 00:47:16,458 --> 00:47:17,707 I'd rather stay. 960 00:47:17,749 --> 00:47:19,542 I'm the therapist. 961 00:47:19,583 --> 00:47:22,250 I'm here to help him open up. 962 00:47:22,291 --> 00:47:23,916 Trust my methods, 963 00:47:23,958 --> 00:47:25,667 go practice your cha-cha-cha. 964 00:47:37,333 --> 00:47:38,500 You know... 965 00:47:39,125 --> 00:47:40,833 honesty is essential. 966 00:47:43,833 --> 00:47:46,583 What are you hiding from Pascale? 967 00:47:46,625 --> 00:47:48,208 That's blunt. 968 00:47:49,208 --> 00:47:50,958 Tell me your secret. 969 00:47:50,999 --> 00:47:51,791 I'd rather not. 970 00:47:51,833 --> 00:47:53,833 You'd better or else... 971 00:47:53,874 --> 00:47:55,125 Are you threatening me? 972 00:47:55,166 --> 00:47:57,542 Yes. Therapeutic threats. 973 00:47:59,166 --> 00:48:00,125 I don't like this. 974 00:48:02,375 --> 00:48:03,416 Let's try another method. 975 00:48:03,458 --> 00:48:04,542 Come closer. 976 00:48:07,166 --> 00:48:08,500 Look into my eyes. 977 00:48:14,375 --> 00:48:15,833 That's part of the therapy? 978 00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:19,333 How do you feel? 979 00:48:19,833 --> 00:48:21,624 Surprised and my face stings. 980 00:48:23,250 --> 00:48:24,666 Still therapy? 981 00:48:25,749 --> 00:48:26,458 New method. 982 00:48:27,624 --> 00:48:28,958 Scandinavian. 983 00:48:29,874 --> 00:48:31,624 It's for your own good. 984 00:48:31,999 --> 00:48:34,458 Tell me what you're keeping from Pascale. 985 00:48:34,833 --> 00:48:36,417 You have to open up. 986 00:48:36,458 --> 00:48:38,208 Set yourself free. 987 00:48:38,707 --> 00:48:39,749 It's time. 988 00:48:39,791 --> 00:48:40,874 Open up. 989 00:48:41,291 --> 00:48:42,458 Open up! 990 00:48:43,375 --> 00:48:44,333 Is that open enough? 991 00:48:45,500 --> 00:48:46,624 Should I open up more? 992 00:48:46,666 --> 00:48:48,125 Yes! Even more! 993 00:48:52,041 --> 00:48:53,458 This feels good! 994 00:48:53,958 --> 00:48:55,624 I love the Scandinavian method! 995 00:49:00,458 --> 00:49:01,291 You're right. 996 00:49:01,958 --> 00:49:04,291 Amazing method. Spill it. 997 00:49:04,333 --> 00:49:05,749 Isn't it enough? 998 00:49:05,791 --> 00:49:07,125 No! 999 00:49:07,166 --> 00:49:08,624 Set yourself free! 1000 00:49:09,375 --> 00:49:10,916 Talk! I can't. 1001 00:49:10,958 --> 00:49:12,791 Excuse me, Jacques? I just... 1002 00:49:13,666 --> 00:49:14,500 I really... 1003 00:49:15,125 --> 00:49:16,791 need some advice about Alice. 1004 00:49:17,958 --> 00:49:19,125 I can't do this. 1005 00:49:21,333 --> 00:49:22,958 You've really outdone yourself. 1006 00:49:22,999 --> 00:49:24,125 You're beating our witness up. 1007 00:49:24,166 --> 00:49:26,458 You told Suzanne she's the man. 1008 00:49:26,500 --> 00:49:27,458 I'm speechless. 1009 00:49:27,500 --> 00:49:29,250 It's obvious she's the man! 1010 00:49:29,291 --> 00:49:31,083 Call a spade a spade? 1011 00:49:31,125 --> 00:49:33,125 She even walks like a man! 1012 00:49:33,166 --> 00:49:35,083 Psychologists have a bit of restraint. 1013 00:49:35,125 --> 00:49:36,749 That's the problem. 1014 00:49:36,791 --> 00:49:39,250 You have to look competent. 1015 00:49:39,291 --> 00:49:40,791 On active listening: 1016 00:49:42,624 --> 00:49:45,125 don't give advice, don't judge. 1017 00:49:45,458 --> 00:49:47,624 They have to feel that you hear them. 1018 00:49:47,958 --> 00:49:49,458 I'm not deaf. 1019 00:49:52,166 --> 00:49:54,458 Hearing their emotions. 1020 00:49:55,291 --> 00:49:58,083 Getting someone to open up. 1021 00:49:58,125 --> 00:49:59,791 Like an interrogation. 1022 00:50:00,958 --> 00:50:01,791 Without the slapping. 1023 00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:04,000 It's simple: 1024 00:50:04,458 --> 00:50:05,500 be receptive, 1025 00:50:07,624 --> 00:50:09,166 repeat what they're saying 1026 00:50:09,458 --> 00:50:12,125 and nod, while saying: Mmm-hmm. 1027 00:50:12,458 --> 00:50:14,666 I'll do patient and therapist. 1028 00:50:18,125 --> 00:50:20,582 My lover no longer desires me. 1029 00:50:22,499 --> 00:50:24,166 Your lover no longer desires you. 1030 00:50:25,250 --> 00:50:26,666 I get it. 1031 00:50:26,708 --> 00:50:28,666 I repeat their statement and say:? Mmm.” 1032 00:50:28,708 --> 00:50:31,708 Not just? Mmm.” An interested? Mmm-hmm.” 1033 00:50:41,333 --> 00:50:42,582 Talk with your eyes. 1034 00:50:50,791 --> 00:50:51,541 A bit more. 1035 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:53,749 Less. 1036 00:50:54,624 --> 00:50:55,458 With compassion. 1037 00:50:56,166 --> 00:50:56,874 Empathy. 1038 00:51:00,083 --> 00:51:01,208 Are you in pain? 1039 00:51:02,582 --> 00:51:03,708 Start low, end high. 1040 00:51:06,457 --> 00:51:07,125 What's that face? 1041 00:51:09,457 --> 00:51:11,250 You sound like a horny bull. 1042 00:51:14,041 --> 00:51:15,166 Loosen it up. 1043 00:51:16,125 --> 00:51:16,833 Not as tight. 1044 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:18,791 Good. 1045 00:51:20,874 --> 00:51:22,083 Hold on to that. 1046 00:51:22,791 --> 00:51:23,791 Next step. 1047 00:51:24,916 --> 00:51:25,958 You've got it. 1048 00:51:27,791 --> 00:51:28,541 Enough. 1049 00:51:32,417 --> 00:51:33,541 Can you be serious? 1050 00:51:34,375 --> 00:51:36,208 Can you take me seriously? 1051 00:51:37,041 --> 00:51:38,541 We don't have to compete. 1052 00:51:39,208 --> 00:51:40,208 We could cooperate. 1053 00:51:43,624 --> 00:51:45,375 We're a team. 1054 00:51:47,749 --> 00:51:49,708 I want you to see what I'm capable of. 1055 00:51:51,375 --> 00:51:52,416 It matters to me. 1056 00:51:54,375 --> 00:51:55,708 It matters to you. 1057 00:51:57,250 --> 00:51:58,375 Go to hell. 1058 00:52:03,958 --> 00:52:06,083 Those who suffer from vertigo, get ready! 1059 00:52:06,125 --> 00:52:07,875 We're rock climbing! 1060 00:52:18,292 --> 00:52:19,457 My legs hurt. 1061 00:52:21,125 --> 00:52:22,292 Are we lost? 1062 00:52:23,292 --> 00:52:24,875 No. We're almost there. 1063 00:52:38,541 --> 00:52:40,583 Do you know where the rock face is? 1064 00:52:41,374 --> 00:52:42,167 Of course. 1065 00:52:42,208 --> 00:52:44,708 We've already been here. 1066 00:52:46,374 --> 00:52:49,416 It looks similar, but it's different. 1067 00:52:50,041 --> 00:52:51,125 You seem lost. 1068 00:52:51,457 --> 00:52:52,791 I'm not lost. 1069 00:52:53,541 --> 00:52:54,292 Really? 1070 00:52:54,708 --> 00:52:56,708 Where's the rock face then? 1071 00:52:56,749 --> 00:52:58,250 Not far. 1072 00:52:58,916 --> 00:52:59,916 You... 1073 00:53:01,208 --> 00:53:02,208 You... 1074 00:53:02,250 --> 00:53:03,374 I don't get you. 1075 00:53:03,749 --> 00:53:04,583 Me either. 1076 00:53:05,208 --> 00:53:08,041 The rock face is just around the corner! 1077 00:53:08,708 --> 00:53:11,208 Rock climbing: the steep ascent. 1078 00:53:11,583 --> 00:53:13,000 This is about trust: 1079 00:53:13,041 --> 00:53:14,916 your partner will help you climb. 1080 00:53:15,624 --> 00:53:17,416 I can touch the peak. 1081 00:53:21,624 --> 00:53:22,916 Sure... 1082 00:53:22,958 --> 00:53:24,833 This is bullshit! 1083 00:53:26,332 --> 00:53:27,292 You're angry. 1084 00:53:27,332 --> 00:53:28,332 Fuck you! 1085 00:53:30,666 --> 00:53:32,666 Next activity. 1086 00:53:35,833 --> 00:53:37,332 This exercise 1087 00:53:37,374 --> 00:53:39,416 will help you understand 1088 00:53:39,458 --> 00:53:42,041 how your relationship with your parents 1089 00:53:43,167 --> 00:53:44,791 affects your lovelife. 1090 00:53:44,833 --> 00:53:47,000 Your parents are your first love... 1091 00:53:48,167 --> 00:53:50,791 Talk about your mother... or father. 1092 00:53:57,499 --> 00:53:59,041 I grew up alone with my mother. 1093 00:53:59,624 --> 00:54:01,624 We had no money. She had 3 jobs. 1094 00:54:01,666 --> 00:54:03,624 I did all the housework. 1095 00:54:03,958 --> 00:54:05,958 She taught me responsibility. 1096 00:54:07,332 --> 00:54:08,416 Impressive. 1097 00:54:08,458 --> 00:54:10,833 No. I was dealing weed at 11. 1098 00:54:13,958 --> 00:54:15,624 My dad was strict. 1099 00:54:17,624 --> 00:54:18,791 Violent. 1100 00:54:19,291 --> 00:54:21,624 My brother and I called him? The mime.” 1101 00:54:21,916 --> 00:54:24,624 He didn't talk much, but he used his hands. 1102 00:54:25,416 --> 00:54:26,916 Élissa scares me too. 1103 00:54:27,167 --> 00:54:28,499 When we talk... 1104 00:54:28,541 --> 00:54:30,833 it's like walking on eggshells. 1105 00:54:30,875 --> 00:54:32,125 Crystal eggshells. 1106 00:54:33,374 --> 00:54:34,708 Just looking at her scares me. 1107 00:54:35,458 --> 00:54:36,833 I'm also scared of Élissa. 1108 00:54:36,875 --> 00:54:38,499 You see? 1109 00:54:38,833 --> 00:54:41,541 It's not easy to talk about this. 1110 00:54:43,499 --> 00:54:45,624 My mother never touched me. 1111 00:54:46,167 --> 00:54:48,374 She was not affectionate. 1112 00:54:49,666 --> 00:54:51,541 She made me feel ugly. 1113 00:54:51,958 --> 00:54:54,125 I read somewhere that for a child, 1114 00:54:54,167 --> 00:54:56,291 not being touched is like torture. 1115 00:54:57,875 --> 00:54:59,458 So my mother was ISIS. 1116 00:55:02,042 --> 00:55:03,624 And my house, Guantanamo. 1117 00:55:05,791 --> 00:55:07,833 That's why you won't go to Cuba. 1118 00:55:13,167 --> 00:55:14,708 My mom had me at 49. 1119 00:55:15,708 --> 00:55:17,291 I breastfed until grade 3. 1120 00:55:21,291 --> 00:55:23,291 I grew up with cows. 1121 00:55:24,416 --> 00:55:25,624 I learned a lot from them. 1122 00:55:26,624 --> 00:55:27,458 Peacefulness, 1123 00:55:28,083 --> 00:55:29,958 patience, digestion. 1124 00:55:35,458 --> 00:55:37,125 Fond memories. 1125 00:55:38,291 --> 00:55:40,583 My mother died when I was young. 1126 00:55:40,624 --> 00:55:41,958 It affected me. 1127 00:55:43,125 --> 00:55:43,958 Thanks. 1128 00:55:44,291 --> 00:55:46,291 Thank you, Marc. Carole? 1129 00:55:46,333 --> 00:55:47,458 Just a second. 1130 00:55:48,125 --> 00:55:49,833 You were raised by your dad? 1131 00:55:50,624 --> 00:55:52,583 Yes. I'd rather not get into it. 1132 00:55:52,624 --> 00:55:54,333 No pressure. 1133 00:55:58,625 --> 00:56:00,125 He doesn't want to share. 1134 00:56:01,625 --> 00:56:03,791 Like I said, she died when I was young, 1135 00:56:04,291 --> 00:56:07,000 and my dad was away for work. 1136 00:56:07,833 --> 00:56:09,583 He left me with a nanny 1137 00:56:09,625 --> 00:56:11,291 from the Philippines. 1138 00:56:12,499 --> 00:56:15,958 Cerila only spoke Filipino. I learned it. 1139 00:56:19,958 --> 00:56:22,249 Which in little-kid language means: 1140 00:56:22,833 --> 00:56:24,499 ?Where's Daddy? I miss him.” 1141 00:56:25,875 --> 00:56:28,833 Cerila pitied me, insisted we play catch. 1142 00:56:28,875 --> 00:56:30,791 My dad never played catch. 1143 00:56:32,791 --> 00:56:34,958 Ever play catch with a Filipino nanny? 1144 00:56:37,499 --> 00:56:38,166 She'd say... 1145 00:56:41,666 --> 00:56:43,583 ?Come, let's play catch.” 1146 00:56:45,875 --> 00:56:46,625 I'd reply: 1147 00:56:51,124 --> 00:56:53,042 It means:? Where's my dad? 1148 00:56:53,083 --> 00:56:54,750 I'd rather play with him.” 1149 00:56:55,875 --> 00:56:56,625 She'd say: 1150 00:57:00,458 --> 00:57:01,416 ?He's at work.” 1151 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,207 I didn't exist for him. 1152 00:57:05,958 --> 00:57:07,374 He spoke in monologues. 1153 00:57:07,416 --> 00:57:08,833 Your dad's a self-centered jerk! 1154 00:57:09,166 --> 00:57:09,958 Damn right. 1155 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,166 Thanks for sharing. 1156 00:57:11,207 --> 00:57:13,917 Whatever I accomplish, it's never enough. 1157 00:57:13,958 --> 00:57:16,000 Thank you very, very much. 1158 00:57:16,499 --> 00:57:17,249 Excellent. 1159 00:57:17,291 --> 00:57:18,875 Let's move on... 1160 00:57:18,917 --> 00:57:20,291 My dad was an asshole too. 1161 00:57:21,583 --> 00:57:23,499 He'd beat my mother and me. 1162 00:57:23,541 --> 00:57:25,124 We weren't allowed to talk. 1163 00:57:25,416 --> 00:57:27,583 When I was 5, he gave me a dog. 1164 00:57:27,625 --> 00:57:28,875 A few months later he... 1165 00:57:30,082 --> 00:57:31,124 he killed it 1166 00:57:31,583 --> 00:57:33,416 looking me straight in the eyes. 1167 00:57:39,124 --> 00:57:40,374 Well done, love. 1168 00:57:49,042 --> 00:57:50,458 Thanks for sharing. 1169 00:57:51,208 --> 00:57:52,208 Feels good, huh? 1170 00:57:53,374 --> 00:57:57,042 Anything you'd like to get off your chest, 1171 00:57:57,082 --> 00:57:58,082 now's the time. 1172 00:57:59,458 --> 00:58:00,291 Right now. 1173 00:58:05,917 --> 00:58:08,374 It'll be dark soon. We should head back. 1174 00:58:09,208 --> 00:58:10,791 It's cold, what's the plan? 1175 00:58:14,541 --> 00:58:15,750 Right... 1176 00:58:15,791 --> 00:58:18,625 This next activity is a surprise: 1177 00:58:18,875 --> 00:58:22,124 camping as a couple... without gear. 1178 00:58:23,458 --> 00:58:25,666 That's not in the brochure... 1179 00:58:27,291 --> 00:58:29,000 or in the promo video. 1180 00:58:30,541 --> 00:58:31,833 Absolutely not. 1181 00:58:31,875 --> 00:58:34,291 I'm not dying here. I'm out. 1182 00:58:34,333 --> 00:58:36,333 We can't go, it'll be dark soon. 1183 00:58:36,374 --> 00:58:38,082 We can't split up! 1184 00:58:38,124 --> 00:58:39,291 I'm not staying. 1185 00:58:39,333 --> 00:58:40,374 We're staying! 1186 00:58:42,041 --> 00:58:43,166 Jesus... 1187 00:58:43,208 --> 00:58:44,458 No need to yell. 1188 00:58:44,500 --> 00:58:45,666 Let's wait a bit. 1189 00:58:47,625 --> 00:58:48,792 Surprising. 1190 00:58:54,166 --> 00:58:55,666 Impressive, Akim. 1191 00:58:56,500 --> 00:58:57,833 Haven't camped much. 1192 00:58:58,833 --> 00:59:00,500 Your ancestors taught you? 1193 00:59:01,666 --> 00:59:03,041 Yeah. 1194 00:59:03,625 --> 00:59:05,458 My grandfather was Bedouin. 1195 00:59:05,833 --> 00:59:07,750 When we traveled the desert, 1196 00:59:07,792 --> 00:59:09,458 I prepared fires while he... 1197 00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:11,666 hunted for goats to eat. 1198 00:59:13,500 --> 00:59:15,166 What a rich culture. 1199 00:59:16,708 --> 00:59:17,833 I'm from Laval. 1200 00:59:21,333 --> 00:59:22,833 There's a Laval in your country? 1201 00:59:24,583 --> 00:59:26,249 Ah, it's you. 1202 00:59:28,249 --> 00:59:28,999 Want some? 1203 00:59:29,041 --> 00:59:31,124 I don't smoke on the job. 1204 00:59:32,166 --> 00:59:33,957 Feel free to share, 1205 00:59:33,999 --> 00:59:35,625 especially with Geneviève and Bernard. 1206 00:59:35,666 --> 00:59:37,666 It'll get the stick out their ass. 1207 00:59:40,792 --> 00:59:42,458 Where the hell did you study? 1208 00:59:44,541 --> 00:59:45,957 Sleeping in the forest? 1209 00:59:45,999 --> 00:59:48,291 As soon as we get back, I'm leaving. 1210 00:59:48,333 --> 00:59:49,666 Really? Why? 1211 00:59:50,833 --> 00:59:52,625 Emotions... 1212 00:59:53,541 --> 00:59:54,875 You saw the shrink, 1213 00:59:55,291 --> 00:59:56,291 he jumped me. 1214 00:59:57,208 --> 00:59:58,750 Looked hardcore. 1215 00:59:58,792 --> 00:59:59,875 New method? 1216 01:00:00,166 --> 01:00:01,291 Scandinavian. 1217 01:00:02,124 --> 01:00:04,249 Ah, the Gestalt-Punch. 1218 01:00:04,291 --> 01:00:06,124 It was upsetting. 1219 01:00:06,625 --> 01:00:07,833 That's why we're here? 1220 01:00:07,875 --> 01:00:09,333 Sure, but it was really hard. 1221 01:00:10,458 --> 01:00:12,792 Pascale loved it when you opened up. 1222 01:00:13,541 --> 01:00:14,208 You're right. 1223 01:00:15,333 --> 01:00:17,833 Maybe I needed Jacques to beat me up. 1224 01:00:17,875 --> 01:00:18,750 Maybe. 1225 01:00:18,792 --> 01:00:20,541 Can't wait for him to beat me up. 1226 01:00:20,583 --> 01:00:23,208 I could ask him? No, spontaneity is best. 1227 01:00:23,249 --> 01:00:25,333 You're right, I was surprised. 1228 01:00:26,999 --> 01:00:28,500 You're a good guy, Marc. 1229 01:00:35,833 --> 01:00:37,124 I really like you. 1230 01:00:42,957 --> 01:00:44,124 I needed this. 1231 01:00:45,166 --> 01:00:46,458 What are the police doing? 1232 01:00:46,500 --> 01:00:49,083 Intimidation tactics have succeeded. 1233 01:00:49,124 --> 01:00:51,625 The Commission has been suspended. 1234 01:00:52,833 --> 01:00:54,124 Judge Bourgault, 1235 01:00:54,792 --> 01:00:56,249 you're leaving the country. 1236 01:00:56,291 --> 01:00:58,249 Massarelli's tactics worked. 1237 01:00:58,291 --> 01:01:00,916 The Commission has not been dissolved: 1238 01:01:00,957 --> 01:01:02,249 it's on standby. 1239 01:01:02,291 --> 01:01:04,083 I did not resign 1240 01:01:04,124 --> 01:01:05,792 because of intimidation. 1241 01:01:06,458 --> 01:01:09,750 I'm leaving due to family matters. 1242 01:01:09,792 --> 01:01:11,957 I do not fear Normand Massarelli. 1243 01:01:12,625 --> 01:01:14,625 You're wearing a bulletproof vest! 1244 01:01:20,083 --> 01:01:22,874 In-laws were gonna watch the kids. 1245 01:01:22,916 --> 01:01:25,124 Friends are babysitting. 1246 01:01:26,874 --> 01:01:28,541 Jacob is 10, Gabriel is 16. 1247 01:01:29,333 --> 01:01:30,166 2 beautiful boys. 1248 01:01:30,500 --> 01:01:33,124 I miss Florence so much. 1249 01:01:33,166 --> 01:01:36,500 I'm leaking, I could breastfeed you all. 1250 01:01:38,500 --> 01:01:39,874 I miss her too. 1251 01:01:40,375 --> 01:01:43,583 My youngest is 22, my oldest 30. 1252 01:01:45,416 --> 01:01:46,208 You're silly. 1253 01:01:47,041 --> 01:01:48,041 Bat! 1254 01:01:51,832 --> 01:01:52,916 I hate this! 1255 01:01:53,999 --> 01:01:55,625 Shitty therapy. 1256 01:01:55,667 --> 01:01:57,291 We're getting eaten alive. 1257 01:01:57,333 --> 01:01:58,500 That's the therapy? 1258 01:01:58,750 --> 01:02:00,500 Becoming a mosquito buffet? 1259 01:02:00,832 --> 01:02:01,625 Yup! 1260 01:02:01,667 --> 01:02:02,667 Therapy... 1261 01:02:02,708 --> 01:02:04,249 Shitty! 1262 01:02:06,166 --> 01:02:07,208 You have kids? 1263 01:02:08,750 --> 01:02:09,874 Do you want any? 1264 01:02:14,041 --> 01:02:15,500 Later... 1265 01:02:17,416 --> 01:02:20,750 Besides work, Alice is doing her Master's. 1266 01:02:21,250 --> 01:02:23,458 I'm hardly there for her, 1267 01:02:24,416 --> 01:02:26,625 so for a baby...? 1268 01:02:29,333 --> 01:02:30,958 You being serious? 1269 01:02:32,625 --> 01:02:33,625 How romantic. 1270 01:02:34,500 --> 01:02:35,958 You're a romantic? 1271 01:02:37,124 --> 01:02:37,999 Not exactly. 1272 01:02:39,083 --> 01:02:41,083 Every now and then. 1273 01:02:41,333 --> 01:02:43,416 Sometimes, things don't come out right. 1274 01:02:43,458 --> 01:02:46,333 Me too, I screw up. 1275 01:02:47,791 --> 01:02:49,291 I ruined my wedding proposal. 1276 01:02:49,333 --> 01:02:50,250 No! 1277 01:02:50,291 --> 01:02:51,667 Well... You did. 1278 01:02:52,291 --> 01:02:53,750 During our anniversary dinner, 1279 01:02:53,791 --> 01:02:55,999 to prove we were good, 1280 01:02:57,625 --> 01:02:59,124 he chucked a ring on the table. 1281 01:03:00,124 --> 01:03:00,832 No way! 1282 01:03:01,458 --> 01:03:02,916 He might as well have said: 1283 01:03:02,958 --> 01:03:04,458 ?Yo... Marry me?”. 1284 01:03:05,832 --> 01:03:06,625 Why? 1285 01:03:06,667 --> 01:03:08,458 Context... 1286 01:03:08,500 --> 01:03:11,708 It's not easy for a man to propose. 1287 01:03:11,749 --> 01:03:12,999 Really? 1288 01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:16,083 It was a sexy throw. 1289 01:03:16,542 --> 01:03:18,166 Here! Let's get married. 1290 01:03:18,208 --> 01:03:19,166 That's not sexy! 1291 01:03:19,208 --> 01:03:20,874 You weren't there. 1292 01:03:22,416 --> 01:03:23,999 I opened up. 1293 01:03:24,041 --> 01:03:25,874 It was chivalrous... 1294 01:03:29,416 --> 01:03:30,916 It's unforgivable. 1295 01:03:32,333 --> 01:03:33,458 Do you have kids? 1296 01:03:34,749 --> 01:03:37,208 Our son is 32, our daughter 27. 1297 01:03:37,250 --> 01:03:39,583 They live abroad. 1298 01:03:39,625 --> 01:03:41,208 Which is fucking great! 1299 01:03:41,250 --> 01:03:42,458 Come on! 1300 01:03:42,833 --> 01:03:44,916 She's right, they're unbearable. 1301 01:03:44,958 --> 01:03:46,500 Who raised them? 1302 01:03:47,500 --> 01:03:48,916 We had a dog though... 1303 01:03:49,999 --> 01:03:50,791 Poumpi. 1304 01:03:50,833 --> 01:03:52,083 He euthanized him. 1305 01:03:52,124 --> 01:03:53,375 You killed him. 1306 01:03:53,416 --> 01:03:55,166 He was 23 and diabetic. 1307 01:03:56,250 --> 01:03:57,375 Daily shots... 1308 01:03:57,416 --> 01:03:58,375 I loved injecting him. 1309 01:03:58,416 --> 01:03:59,749 It wasn't a life, 1310 01:03:59,791 --> 01:04:01,667 his hind legs were paralysed. 1311 01:04:01,916 --> 01:04:03,375 He'd crawl towards me, imploring: 1312 01:04:03,416 --> 01:04:05,458 ?Bernard, let me die. 1313 01:04:05,500 --> 01:04:06,749 Leave me my dignity.” 1314 01:04:06,791 --> 01:04:08,291 Then his anal glands would empty. 1315 01:04:10,291 --> 01:04:12,291 Splendid. Got pictures? 1316 01:04:13,500 --> 01:04:14,166 Not with us. 1317 01:04:17,458 --> 01:04:18,542 Are you... 1318 01:04:20,707 --> 01:04:21,958 We're done. 1319 01:04:22,291 --> 01:04:23,250 You're kidding! 1320 01:04:23,291 --> 01:04:25,250 That's disgusting! We're right here! 1321 01:04:25,291 --> 01:04:26,333 There's a forest! 1322 01:04:26,375 --> 01:04:28,083 Go do it on a rock! 1323 01:04:28,583 --> 01:04:30,542 They're fucking next to us! Gross! 1324 01:04:30,583 --> 01:04:32,542 We didn't do it on purpose. 1325 01:04:32,583 --> 01:04:33,874 Not on purpose? 1326 01:04:33,916 --> 01:04:35,707 I wish you had as much testosterone. 1327 01:04:35,749 --> 01:04:38,041 Shut up! You know what? 1328 01:04:38,083 --> 01:04:39,041 Poumpi hated you. 1329 01:04:39,083 --> 01:04:40,083 Liar! 1330 01:04:40,416 --> 01:04:42,749 Why are you still together? 1331 01:04:43,250 --> 01:04:44,874 You should split up. 1332 01:04:44,916 --> 01:04:46,125 Honestly... 1333 01:04:46,791 --> 01:04:49,083 finding a new partner is difficult. 1334 01:04:49,625 --> 01:04:51,250 I'm 60. 1335 01:04:52,583 --> 01:04:55,749 Do I want to live alone at 60, 70? 1336 01:04:56,749 --> 01:04:58,291 Are you married? 1337 01:04:58,916 --> 01:05:00,083 Have any kids? 1338 01:05:03,749 --> 01:05:05,250 I have one. 1339 01:05:05,625 --> 01:05:06,625 A girl. 1340 01:05:08,083 --> 01:05:09,417 Such a princess. 1341 01:05:10,083 --> 01:05:11,083 Temperamental. 1342 01:05:11,916 --> 01:05:14,083 Spoiled. That's my fault. 1343 01:05:14,791 --> 01:05:16,999 Cute, but... demanding. 1344 01:05:19,375 --> 01:05:21,666 Funny coincidence, 1345 01:05:21,707 --> 01:05:23,458 like Marc's father, 1346 01:05:24,458 --> 01:05:27,583 my wife died when my daughter was 3. 1347 01:05:28,458 --> 01:05:30,666 I raised her by myself. 1348 01:05:32,916 --> 01:05:34,208 It wasn't easy. 1349 01:05:34,749 --> 01:05:38,041 Raising a child alone is challenging. 1350 01:05:39,666 --> 01:05:41,624 But I'm proud, 1351 01:05:42,458 --> 01:05:43,874 I rose to that challenge. 1352 01:05:44,166 --> 01:05:47,375 I'm happy, she's a wonderful person: 1353 01:05:48,916 --> 01:05:49,916 well-balanced, 1354 01:05:49,958 --> 01:05:51,874 lovable, intelligent. 1355 01:05:52,666 --> 01:05:55,125 Needs to learn a thing or two. 1356 01:05:55,500 --> 01:05:58,041 When she has kids, she'll understand. 1357 01:05:59,166 --> 01:06:01,542 Another thing I'm sure of: 1358 01:06:02,666 --> 01:06:03,624 I love my kid. 1359 01:06:05,041 --> 01:06:06,624 Always have, 1360 01:06:06,666 --> 01:06:08,291 always will. 1361 01:06:11,791 --> 01:06:13,833 Wish I'd had a father like you. 1362 01:06:14,333 --> 01:06:15,083 Me too. 1363 01:06:18,833 --> 01:06:19,542 Bat! 1364 01:06:21,749 --> 01:06:22,916 Idiot! 1365 01:06:24,542 --> 01:06:25,666 Not funny! 1366 01:06:25,708 --> 01:06:26,666 Wasn't a bird. 1367 01:06:26,708 --> 01:06:28,250 Take a nap! 1368 01:06:49,500 --> 01:06:51,291 Wake up! Make noise! 1369 01:06:51,333 --> 01:06:52,582 I hear something! 1370 01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:04,500 You must be the therapy group. 1371 01:07:05,166 --> 01:07:06,375 All good. I found them. 1372 01:07:06,417 --> 01:07:08,000 Are you sure it's them? 1373 01:07:08,041 --> 01:07:09,874 No doubt about that! 1374 01:07:13,708 --> 01:07:15,582 What's the problem? 1375 01:07:16,417 --> 01:07:18,582 Marc is such a good guy. 1376 01:07:18,916 --> 01:07:21,208 I'd make him my boyfriend in a second. 1377 01:07:21,250 --> 01:07:22,375 If I was a woman... 1378 01:07:22,417 --> 01:07:23,708 I'm not or anything... 1379 01:07:23,749 --> 01:07:25,582 Would you like a moment, guys? 1380 01:07:26,916 --> 01:07:28,166 You know what I mean! 1381 01:07:29,083 --> 01:07:30,958 You're a good guy too. 1382 01:07:34,458 --> 01:07:35,833 Trust one another. 1383 01:08:07,749 --> 01:08:09,916 Being with couples 1384 01:08:10,499 --> 01:08:12,833 going through the same thing as us... 1385 01:08:13,457 --> 01:08:14,457 It makes me want to... 1386 01:08:21,541 --> 01:08:24,083 I want to share things I've never told you. 1387 01:08:24,125 --> 01:08:24,958 Really?! Really. 1388 01:08:34,457 --> 01:08:35,375 I'm sorry. 1389 01:08:35,417 --> 01:08:36,624 You're not here. 1390 01:08:41,791 --> 01:08:43,416 What should I do with that $100? 1391 01:08:46,624 --> 01:08:48,457 Bring me to Massarelli's restaurant? 1392 01:08:59,958 --> 01:09:00,916 What are you doing? 1393 01:09:03,125 --> 01:09:04,416 Thought you wanted to talk. 1394 01:09:05,083 --> 01:09:08,000 Let's have a drink, then talk. 1395 01:09:10,457 --> 01:09:11,333 Easy now. 1396 01:09:19,958 --> 01:09:21,208 Goddammit! 1397 01:09:21,958 --> 01:09:24,292 You said we'd talk. 1398 01:09:51,583 --> 01:09:52,916 I lost Martin. 1399 01:09:52,958 --> 01:09:54,416 He got wasted and left. 1400 01:09:55,749 --> 01:09:58,125 He's just napping outside. 1401 01:10:01,416 --> 01:10:02,749 I can't take this anymore. 1402 01:10:03,083 --> 01:10:05,416 I'm losing it, it's too much. 1403 01:10:05,749 --> 01:10:08,041 Sorry to barge in, 1404 01:10:08,083 --> 01:10:10,125 but you get it? You're a shrink! 1405 01:10:10,749 --> 01:10:11,583 I'm upset. 1406 01:10:12,250 --> 01:10:13,875 Really upset. 1407 01:10:13,916 --> 01:10:17,458 He was about to confide 1408 01:10:17,499 --> 01:10:19,416 but he started drinking. 1409 01:10:19,458 --> 01:10:21,916 He drank, fell asleep and left. 1410 01:10:21,958 --> 01:10:24,125 Now, he's snoring on a bench. 1411 01:10:24,541 --> 01:10:26,666 It's a lot to handle for him. 1412 01:10:26,708 --> 01:10:28,791 Alcohol is a means of escape. 1413 01:10:30,916 --> 01:10:33,125 I also wish he opened up. 1414 01:10:34,541 --> 01:10:37,041 Sorry to bother you in your room. 1415 01:10:37,083 --> 01:10:38,833 You're not bothering me. 1416 01:10:39,499 --> 01:10:41,208 We've barely spoken 1417 01:10:41,666 --> 01:10:44,875 but I haven't felt this validated in years. 1418 01:10:45,750 --> 01:10:46,833 It's fucked! 1419 01:10:46,875 --> 01:10:49,332 I'm here to save my relationship. 1420 01:10:49,374 --> 01:10:50,833 To save your relationship. 1421 01:10:52,041 --> 01:10:55,000 I shouldn't really say this, but... 1422 01:10:56,916 --> 01:10:58,125 you give me shivers, man. 1423 01:11:00,708 --> 01:11:01,458 I give you shivers. 1424 01:11:04,041 --> 01:11:05,167 I'm flustered. 1425 01:11:07,499 --> 01:11:09,083 A normal reaction. 1426 01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:13,291 I also find you very, very beautiful. 1427 01:11:13,332 --> 01:11:14,167 Really? 1428 01:11:14,583 --> 01:11:17,125 This is a therapist-patient relationship. 1429 01:11:17,167 --> 01:11:19,208 I'll have to ask you to leave. 1430 01:11:19,250 --> 01:11:20,332 Fine. 1431 01:11:20,833 --> 01:11:22,083 Even though I don't want to. 1432 01:11:25,083 --> 01:11:26,916 What are you doing? 1433 01:11:26,958 --> 01:11:29,291 There were 3 murders last night. 1434 01:11:29,332 --> 01:11:31,249 Massarelli is cleaning house. 1435 01:11:31,291 --> 01:11:32,458 No worries. 1436 01:11:32,499 --> 01:11:33,791 The judge resigned, 1437 01:11:33,833 --> 01:11:35,499 the Commission was dissolved, 1438 01:11:35,541 --> 01:11:37,416 Massarelli knows we got nothing. 1439 01:11:37,916 --> 01:11:41,083 We can only nab him if Germain talks, 1440 01:11:42,583 --> 01:11:45,499 but you're frolicking in the woods with him! 1441 01:11:46,541 --> 01:11:48,208 You can't be bothered! 1442 01:11:48,249 --> 01:11:49,416 I'm at a loss here! 1443 01:11:49,458 --> 01:11:51,958 A small setback. But things are good. 1444 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:54,249 Germain's about to talk. 1445 01:11:54,624 --> 01:11:56,083 It's under control. 1446 01:11:57,167 --> 01:11:59,916 I stood in for the shrink, I'm pretty decent. 1447 01:12:00,374 --> 01:12:02,083 Didn't think I had it in me. 1448 01:12:02,125 --> 01:12:04,000 The couples are making progress! 1449 01:12:04,042 --> 01:12:05,458 You stood in for the shrink?! 1450 01:12:05,499 --> 01:12:06,791 Don't worry. 1451 01:12:06,833 --> 01:12:08,416 ? Don't worry?”. 1452 01:12:09,125 --> 01:12:11,374 We have a big day ahead. 1453 01:12:11,958 --> 01:12:13,708 He's happy. Proud. 1454 01:12:14,042 --> 01:12:15,000 Couples are making progress. 1455 01:12:15,042 --> 01:12:16,374 People are getting killed, 1456 01:12:16,416 --> 01:12:19,541 but Bernard's gonna screw his old lady, woohoo! 1457 01:12:19,583 --> 01:12:21,374 I hope he does. 1458 01:12:21,416 --> 01:12:24,207 You beat up our suspect, insulted patients, 1459 01:12:24,249 --> 01:12:26,125 got us lost in the forest, what next? 1460 01:12:26,167 --> 01:12:27,374 I slept with Jacques. 1461 01:12:27,416 --> 01:12:28,333 What? 1462 01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:31,167 We were talking, you got wasted. 1463 01:12:31,541 --> 01:12:33,291 You left, I panicked 1464 01:12:33,333 --> 01:12:34,333 and went to Jacques. 1465 01:12:34,374 --> 01:12:36,042 He was really nice and... 1466 01:12:36,083 --> 01:12:36,958 You slept with him? 1467 01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:37,708 You slept with her? 1468 01:12:37,750 --> 01:12:39,666 We just slept... 1469 01:12:40,583 --> 01:12:41,541 We had sex! 1470 01:12:41,583 --> 01:12:42,374 What? 1471 01:12:42,416 --> 01:12:45,333 I was checking out your infidelity theory... 1472 01:12:45,374 --> 01:12:46,499 You slept 1473 01:12:46,541 --> 01:12:49,291 with the mafia hitman's girlfriend? 1474 01:12:49,333 --> 01:12:50,125 I'll kill him. 1475 01:12:50,167 --> 01:12:51,791 With the mafia hitman's girlfriend? 1476 01:12:51,833 --> 01:12:52,708 I'll kill him! 1477 01:12:52,750 --> 01:12:53,791 Get over it! 1478 01:12:53,833 --> 01:12:57,166 Get over you sleeping with the mafia hitman's girlfriend? 1479 01:12:57,666 --> 01:12:59,583 Wasn't the best idea. 1480 01:13:01,750 --> 01:13:03,207 Not the best idea?! 1481 01:13:06,750 --> 01:13:08,333 That's... 1482 01:13:08,875 --> 01:13:11,333 I can't think of any word but? Bad” 1483 01:13:11,374 --> 01:13:13,958 to express how bad the idea was 1484 01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:16,374 to sleep with the bad person. 1485 01:13:16,416 --> 01:13:19,416 Bad timing, bad sexual partner 1486 01:13:19,458 --> 01:13:20,708 to have bad sex with. 1487 01:13:20,750 --> 01:13:23,917 Actually, the sex was amazing! No complaints! 1488 01:13:24,291 --> 01:13:25,750 Oversharing! 1489 01:13:26,249 --> 01:13:27,416 I'll kill him! 1490 01:13:27,958 --> 01:13:29,083 Where is he? 1491 01:13:29,125 --> 01:13:30,917 I'll strangle him with his saggy balls! 1492 01:13:30,958 --> 01:13:33,249 Hey! Say one word 1493 01:13:33,291 --> 01:13:34,458 and we're done! 1494 01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:36,416 Jacques is a good guy. 1495 01:13:39,333 --> 01:13:41,083 You're a woman, 1496 01:13:41,124 --> 01:13:42,625 you'll understand. 1497 01:13:43,124 --> 01:13:44,583 I've fallen for her. 1498 01:13:44,625 --> 01:13:47,917 Haven't felt butterflies in 30 years. 1499 01:13:47,958 --> 01:13:49,791 I probably won't again. 1500 01:13:49,833 --> 01:13:52,249 I think she felt the same. 1501 01:13:52,291 --> 01:13:54,458 We talked all night. Get it? 1502 01:13:54,958 --> 01:13:56,416 Of course, I'm a woman. 1503 01:13:56,791 --> 01:13:57,917 I totally get it. 1504 01:14:00,124 --> 01:14:01,541 Control yourself, 1505 01:14:01,583 --> 01:14:04,458 or you'll be speaking 2 octaves higher. 1506 01:14:04,499 --> 01:14:06,083 Need me to spell it out? 1507 01:14:06,124 --> 01:14:07,750 I'll cut your pee-pee. 1508 01:14:07,791 --> 01:14:09,625 I'm sure I love you. 1509 01:14:10,499 --> 01:14:12,583 Babe, I believe you. 1510 01:14:13,583 --> 01:14:15,249 Sex is meaningless. 1511 01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:17,750 I felt nothing for that geezer, 1512 01:14:17,791 --> 01:14:18,917 he's not a good lay. 1513 01:14:18,958 --> 01:14:20,249 Took him forever. 1514 01:14:21,249 --> 01:14:23,000 It's you I love. 1515 01:14:23,042 --> 01:14:24,082 She's lying. 1516 01:14:24,124 --> 01:14:26,708 We connected, I'm sure. 1517 01:14:28,333 --> 01:14:30,082 I'll think about it. 1518 01:14:32,249 --> 01:14:34,458 The good news, they're staying together. 1519 01:14:34,499 --> 01:14:36,416 We can concentrate on our mission. 1520 01:14:37,291 --> 01:14:38,416 The mission! 1521 01:14:47,249 --> 01:14:49,708 This is why we call it bootcamp. 1522 01:14:49,750 --> 01:14:51,750 Communication is the key. 1523 01:14:51,791 --> 01:14:53,416 Coordination, endurance... 1524 01:14:53,458 --> 01:14:54,374 I'm doing it. 1525 01:14:54,416 --> 01:14:55,708 Babe, no. It'll do me good. 1526 01:14:55,750 --> 01:14:56,958 ...blowing off steam. 1527 01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:58,833 You'll be competing together, 1528 01:14:59,291 --> 01:15:01,458 even tied to each other. 1529 01:15:08,333 --> 01:15:09,708 Beating me up 1530 01:15:09,750 --> 01:15:11,291 was an unusual method, 1531 01:15:11,333 --> 01:15:12,583 but screwing my girlfriend, 1532 01:15:12,625 --> 01:15:14,291 I didn't see that coming. 1533 01:15:14,583 --> 01:15:15,500 Honestly... 1534 01:15:21,541 --> 01:15:22,249 Well done! 1535 01:15:23,291 --> 01:15:25,416 It was an eye-opener. 1536 01:15:25,458 --> 01:15:27,750 It brought us closer together. 1537 01:15:27,792 --> 01:15:29,917 You're an amazing shrink! 1538 01:15:32,249 --> 01:15:33,750 Scandinavian method? 1539 01:15:33,792 --> 01:15:34,917 Thai, actually. 1540 01:15:36,124 --> 01:15:37,750 Don't do it again. 1541 01:15:42,249 --> 01:15:43,625 Give me a second. 1542 01:15:44,750 --> 01:15:46,041 Look at him. 1543 01:15:46,082 --> 01:15:48,208 Where's the chapter on sleeping 1544 01:15:48,249 --> 01:15:50,416 with the mafia hitman's girlfriend? 1545 01:15:50,958 --> 01:15:53,124 When you hear this: 1546 01:15:55,291 --> 01:15:56,416 switch partners. 1547 01:15:57,458 --> 01:15:58,416 Switch? 1548 01:15:58,750 --> 01:15:59,875 When there's a switch, 1549 01:15:59,917 --> 01:16:01,541 take the man's position. 1550 01:16:01,583 --> 01:16:02,792 Enough. 1551 01:16:03,249 --> 01:16:04,917 There's no man in our relationship. 1552 01:16:05,416 --> 01:16:06,208 Come on... 1553 01:16:06,249 --> 01:16:08,416 Suzanne has some... 1554 01:16:09,083 --> 01:16:10,750 ...traits we associate with men. 1555 01:16:11,792 --> 01:16:14,249 I don't cook and I make twice her salary. 1556 01:16:14,917 --> 01:16:18,124 Am I the man, but only sometimes? 1557 01:16:18,374 --> 01:16:20,124 Carole is 30 years older than her boyfriend, 1558 01:16:20,166 --> 01:16:21,999 is she the man? 1559 01:16:22,041 --> 01:16:23,833 Bernard is effeminate. 1560 01:16:23,875 --> 01:16:26,291 Akim screams like a girl when he sees a bug, 1561 01:16:26,875 --> 01:16:29,083 that makes him the woman? 1562 01:16:29,124 --> 01:16:32,333 There's no man in our couple, is that clear? 1563 01:16:32,374 --> 01:16:33,625 We're both women. 1564 01:16:33,666 --> 01:16:35,041 Two women! 1565 01:16:37,416 --> 01:16:38,166 Very touching. 1566 01:16:40,792 --> 01:16:42,083 Thanks. Duly noted. 1567 01:16:52,083 --> 01:16:52,999 Everyone! 1568 01:16:53,625 --> 01:16:54,999 Time to suffer! 1569 01:16:55,875 --> 01:16:58,416 This training course is challenging. 1570 01:16:59,249 --> 01:17:00,833 It's make or break. 1571 01:17:01,957 --> 01:17:05,041 You're all screw-ups, so you'll probably break. 1572 01:17:09,208 --> 01:17:09,875 Who goes first? 1573 01:17:11,957 --> 01:17:12,583 You do. 1574 01:17:13,291 --> 01:17:14,249 What did you do? 1575 01:17:15,124 --> 01:17:16,666 It's over and done with. 1576 01:17:16,708 --> 01:17:18,875 I can't help picturing it. 1577 01:17:18,916 --> 01:17:20,416 How long did you kiss? 1578 01:17:21,333 --> 01:17:22,666 Over. 1579 01:17:23,750 --> 01:17:25,041 Over. Under! 1580 01:17:26,583 --> 01:17:28,208 Raise your stick. Be more precise. 1581 01:17:28,249 --> 01:17:30,375 ?Raise your stick” is pretty precise. 1582 01:17:30,416 --> 01:17:31,249 Forward. 1583 01:17:32,041 --> 01:17:33,583 Now, jump! 1584 01:17:36,333 --> 01:17:37,208 Fuck you. 1585 01:17:37,249 --> 01:17:38,041 Fuck yourself! 1586 01:17:38,083 --> 01:17:39,957 I envy you. 1587 01:17:39,999 --> 01:17:42,833 The passion that makes people suffer... 1588 01:17:43,333 --> 01:17:46,041 You'll never feel that again. 1589 01:17:46,083 --> 01:17:47,375 Your troubles are over. 1590 01:17:47,667 --> 01:17:49,874 Never again will you feel those butterflies, 1591 01:17:49,916 --> 01:17:53,375 the tiny fuckers who gnaw at your insides. 1592 01:17:55,833 --> 01:17:57,208 Your butterflies are dead, 1593 01:17:58,166 --> 01:18:01,333 pinned to the grey walls of your stomach. 1594 01:18:03,667 --> 01:18:05,124 So lucky! 1595 01:18:05,166 --> 01:18:07,333 It's always crashing into walls with you. 1596 01:18:07,375 --> 01:18:08,291 Really? 1597 01:18:08,333 --> 01:18:09,291 You saying I'm flat? 1598 01:18:09,333 --> 01:18:10,333 What?! 1599 01:18:10,375 --> 01:18:12,124 Walls! I'm flat? 1600 01:18:12,166 --> 01:18:13,291 Are you even listening? 1601 01:18:13,333 --> 01:18:14,458 No! 1602 01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:16,375 I had a kid when I was young. 1603 01:18:16,416 --> 01:18:17,708 My wife and I fought too. 1604 01:18:17,750 --> 01:18:18,792 Eventually, 1605 01:18:19,249 --> 01:18:20,541 we stopped fighting. 1606 01:18:20,583 --> 01:18:21,625 What happened? 1607 01:18:22,291 --> 01:18:23,249 She died. 1608 01:18:26,750 --> 01:18:29,958 For a relationship to work, someone has to die. 1609 01:18:30,458 --> 01:18:31,249 He's crazy. 1610 01:18:31,291 --> 01:18:32,291 Insane. 1611 01:18:34,583 --> 01:18:37,541 Haven't lain together panting in a while? 1612 01:18:37,583 --> 01:18:40,375 Enjoy! Might not happen again. 1613 01:18:40,416 --> 01:18:42,083 Keep it up, Laurel and Hardy! 1614 01:18:45,667 --> 01:18:46,792 Left. 1615 01:18:47,458 --> 01:18:48,792 Towards you. 1616 01:18:49,124 --> 01:18:51,250 Am I close? 1617 01:18:51,291 --> 01:18:53,250 Pascale, be clear, 1618 01:18:53,625 --> 01:18:55,208 you send mixed messages. 1619 01:18:55,250 --> 01:18:56,541 We don't know what you want. 1620 01:18:56,583 --> 01:18:59,416 Your lover is left waving his stick around. 1621 01:19:04,458 --> 01:19:06,250 What's going on? Am I close? 1622 01:19:06,291 --> 01:19:07,041 Just relax. 1623 01:19:07,083 --> 01:19:08,583 What's that tone? 1624 01:19:08,625 --> 01:19:11,541 I'm the shrink, I use whatever tone I want! 1625 01:19:11,583 --> 01:19:13,916 We're cool, but don't push it, 1626 01:19:13,958 --> 01:19:17,208 the Scandinavian method might kill you. 1627 01:19:17,250 --> 01:19:19,416 You're getting on my nerves! 1628 01:19:19,458 --> 01:19:21,416 Completely to the right. 1629 01:19:21,458 --> 01:19:22,375 You're gonna die! 1630 01:19:22,416 --> 01:19:23,916 I'm getting annoyed... 1631 01:19:23,958 --> 01:19:25,375 Forward and down. 1632 01:19:29,832 --> 01:19:30,708 Okay, love, 1633 01:19:30,750 --> 01:19:31,832 go right. 1634 01:19:32,291 --> 01:19:33,416 We can't ignore it. 1635 01:19:33,916 --> 01:19:36,333 Jacques slept with the mafia hitman's girlfriend. 1636 01:19:37,291 --> 01:19:38,625 It happened! 1637 01:19:39,166 --> 01:19:40,083 Jacques slept... 1638 01:19:40,124 --> 01:19:42,458 With the mafia hitman's girlfriend! 1639 01:19:42,500 --> 01:19:43,999 Get over it. 1640 01:19:45,083 --> 01:19:46,124 Did you see him? 1641 01:19:46,166 --> 01:19:47,750 He almost fought with the mafia hitman. 1642 01:19:47,791 --> 01:19:49,750 At least Pascale doesn't know she slept 1643 01:19:50,458 --> 01:19:53,166 with the head of the organized crime unit. 1644 01:19:55,416 --> 01:19:57,416 The fact that we know who slept with you-know-who... 1645 01:19:57,916 --> 01:19:58,874 Shut up! 1646 01:19:58,916 --> 01:20:00,416 I have to keep an eye on him. 1647 01:20:00,458 --> 01:20:01,416 Forget your dad! 1648 01:20:01,458 --> 01:20:04,416 He almost fought with the mafia hitman! 1649 01:20:06,250 --> 01:20:08,375 I can't take this anymore! 1650 01:20:08,416 --> 01:20:10,250 Well, neither can I! 1651 01:20:10,958 --> 01:20:12,166 What are you talking about? 1652 01:20:13,667 --> 01:20:16,916 We did it twice yesterday, things were back to normal. 1653 01:20:16,958 --> 01:20:19,874 Making love doesn't solve the problem. 1654 01:20:19,916 --> 01:20:21,083 Sorry I'm so out of it, 1655 01:20:21,124 --> 01:20:23,958 I'm focusing on the mission my dad's screwing up. 1656 01:20:25,124 --> 01:20:27,667 You're not focusing on the mission or us, 1657 01:20:27,708 --> 01:20:28,874 you're focusing on Jacques. 1658 01:20:28,916 --> 01:20:29,583 Let it go. 1659 01:20:30,083 --> 01:20:32,958 You're 37 and still waiting for his approval? 1660 01:20:33,791 --> 01:20:36,250 He's 63, he won't change now. 1661 01:20:36,291 --> 01:20:37,583 Let it go! 1662 01:20:37,625 --> 01:20:39,041 That's nonsense! 1663 01:20:39,083 --> 01:20:40,375 Why don't you let go?! 1664 01:20:40,416 --> 01:20:41,916 This is me, letting go. 1665 01:20:43,583 --> 01:20:45,542 That conversation took a bad turn. 1666 01:20:45,583 --> 01:20:46,625 You should've led it elsewhere! 1667 01:20:47,083 --> 01:20:49,250 Don't think about this anymore. 1668 01:20:50,416 --> 01:20:51,874 Out of bounds. 1669 01:20:51,916 --> 01:20:53,375 Good news! 1670 01:20:53,416 --> 01:20:55,208 Uh... Scratch that! 1671 01:20:55,250 --> 01:20:56,291 It's open bar. 1672 01:21:02,291 --> 01:21:05,416 In 4th place, the ping pong-playing cat... 1673 01:21:05,458 --> 01:21:07,916 If only there were Olympic Games for cats. 1674 01:21:09,416 --> 01:21:12,916 The 3rd-place video instantly went viral: 1675 01:21:13,916 --> 01:21:16,250 couples in therapy, lost in the forest, 1676 01:21:17,416 --> 01:21:19,916 thought they were getting attacked by a bear. 1677 01:21:19,958 --> 01:21:22,041 They don't just need couples therapy, 1678 01:21:22,083 --> 01:21:23,416 they need to be committed. 1679 01:21:30,666 --> 01:21:32,958 It's not even 9:00! 1680 01:21:46,833 --> 01:21:48,916 The bootcamp was so challenging. 1681 01:21:50,083 --> 01:21:50,999 It was gruelling. 1682 01:21:51,041 --> 01:21:53,583 Pushing her wheelchair will be gruelling. 1683 01:21:56,458 --> 01:21:57,542 Where are you heading? 1684 01:21:57,583 --> 01:21:58,375 What are you doing? 1685 01:22:00,542 --> 01:22:01,666 Hey, everyone! 1686 01:22:01,707 --> 01:22:03,500 Don't tell me to calm down! 1687 01:22:03,542 --> 01:22:05,125 Jacques insulted us! 1688 01:22:05,749 --> 01:22:06,999 This is wonderful. 1689 01:22:07,041 --> 01:22:08,999 We're celebrating our breakup. 1690 01:22:09,041 --> 01:22:10,083 Thanks to Jacques, 1691 01:22:10,125 --> 01:22:12,874 we're splitting up to get our butterflies back. 1692 01:22:12,916 --> 01:22:13,624 Butterflies? 1693 01:22:13,666 --> 01:22:14,749 Amazing therapy! 1694 01:22:14,791 --> 01:22:16,999 You'll dump me because you think I'll dump you. 1695 01:22:17,041 --> 01:22:19,208 I never will and you'll dump me for nothing. 1696 01:22:19,250 --> 01:22:20,166 Don't dump me! 1697 01:22:22,583 --> 01:22:24,791 Is it Jacques' wheelchair comment? 1698 01:22:29,583 --> 01:22:30,500 You! 1699 01:22:40,874 --> 01:22:41,542 No way! 1700 01:22:42,749 --> 01:22:43,666 What are you doing? 1701 01:22:45,166 --> 01:22:46,125 Stay here. 1702 01:22:46,166 --> 01:22:47,125 You're ridiculous. 1703 01:22:47,166 --> 01:22:48,125 You're not going anywhere. 1704 01:22:48,166 --> 01:22:50,791 I'll hit you, Scandinavian style. 1705 01:22:50,833 --> 01:22:51,874 Don't do it! 1706 01:22:53,166 --> 01:22:54,083 Hey! 1707 01:22:58,666 --> 01:23:01,041 Stop him, I'll deal with Martin. 1708 01:23:02,375 --> 01:23:03,624 He drove up in his cart... 1709 01:23:03,666 --> 01:23:05,208 Said he killed his wife. 1710 01:23:06,500 --> 01:23:07,375 Sorry! 1711 01:23:07,417 --> 01:23:09,833 Pascale needs a private session. 1712 01:23:14,500 --> 01:23:15,291 You're weird. 1713 01:23:15,333 --> 01:23:16,333 He's weird. 1714 01:23:17,500 --> 01:23:19,833 So what if I need a private session? 1715 01:23:20,417 --> 01:23:21,874 Privately. 1716 01:23:23,666 --> 01:23:25,333 You're a professional? 1717 01:23:25,666 --> 01:23:27,874 A private session is a bad idea. 1718 01:23:27,916 --> 01:23:29,749 The mother of bad ideas. 1719 01:23:30,250 --> 01:23:31,708 The supreme bad idea. 1720 01:23:31,749 --> 01:23:33,708 A bad idea within a bad idea. 1721 01:23:33,749 --> 01:23:35,541 The inception of all bad ideas. 1722 01:23:35,582 --> 01:23:37,541 I don't know you well, 1723 01:23:37,582 --> 01:23:39,083 but if you don't shove off, 1724 01:23:39,125 --> 01:23:41,375 I'll show you the inception of a slap. 1725 01:23:41,417 --> 01:23:42,958 You don't know what inception means. 1726 01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:44,916 No, but I know what a slap is. 1727 01:23:44,958 --> 01:23:46,292 Pascale and I... 1728 01:24:10,582 --> 01:24:12,292 Jacques, she's a patient. 1729 01:24:12,333 --> 01:24:14,125 Who needs to talk, so bye! 1730 01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:18,125 Where's Pascale? 1731 01:24:18,458 --> 01:24:19,582 She needed some rest. 1732 01:24:19,624 --> 01:24:21,749 You wanna lose your license? 1733 01:24:22,958 --> 01:24:25,250 Go in there and there'll be consequences. 1734 01:24:25,292 --> 01:24:26,624 I hope so! 1735 01:24:32,250 --> 01:24:33,541 She left with Jacques. 1736 01:24:34,041 --> 01:24:34,916 That fucker! 1737 01:24:34,958 --> 01:24:36,333 It's a private session. 1738 01:24:36,375 --> 01:24:37,208 Christ! 1739 01:24:39,417 --> 01:24:40,708 Happy to see you! 1740 01:24:40,749 --> 01:24:42,375 He left with Pascale. Who? 1741 01:24:42,417 --> 01:24:44,417 Tattooed Dr. Phil! I'll kill him. 1742 01:24:45,083 --> 01:24:46,833 You want to kill him. Yes! 1743 01:24:52,916 --> 01:24:53,708 What are you doing? 1744 01:24:53,749 --> 01:24:55,417 Hugging. Men don't touch enough. 1745 01:24:56,916 --> 01:24:57,958 Out of my way! 1746 01:24:58,583 --> 01:24:59,749 That fucker! 1747 01:25:00,125 --> 01:25:02,250 I'll kill the fucker! 1748 01:25:08,417 --> 01:25:10,624 You can't barge in there. 1749 01:25:10,666 --> 01:25:13,083 You can't kill the shrink... 1750 01:25:13,624 --> 01:25:15,083 Mind your business! 1751 01:25:15,125 --> 01:25:16,417 Sure, but I spoke to him. 1752 01:25:17,250 --> 01:25:19,791 He has high blood pressure, had 3 strokes. 1753 01:25:20,250 --> 01:25:22,375 Go back to the bar. Understood? 1754 01:25:22,417 --> 01:25:24,749 Yes, sir. Enjoy your stay. Thank you. 1755 01:25:33,708 --> 01:25:34,958 My savior. 1756 01:25:36,292 --> 01:25:37,791 I'm not feeling well. 1757 01:25:38,292 --> 01:25:39,416 Marc was just here. 1758 01:25:39,457 --> 01:25:40,583 Not Marc. 1759 01:25:41,583 --> 01:25:43,208 He hates it when I'm like this. 1760 01:25:43,250 --> 01:25:44,041 Really? 1761 01:25:44,083 --> 01:25:45,916 I have to cool down. 1762 01:25:46,916 --> 01:25:48,208 I can't find my key. 1763 01:25:48,250 --> 01:25:49,708 I'm looking for Pascale. 1764 01:25:49,749 --> 01:25:51,416 Help me. I'm boiling. 1765 01:25:54,624 --> 01:25:55,708 I'm hot too. 1766 01:25:55,749 --> 01:25:57,041 I'm feeling sick. 1767 01:25:57,083 --> 01:25:58,583 You need water. 1768 01:25:59,416 --> 01:26:00,708 I have water in my room. 1769 01:26:00,749 --> 01:26:02,875 I'll deal with the shrink later. 1770 01:26:02,916 --> 01:26:04,250 Thanks. 1771 01:26:06,749 --> 01:26:08,125 I have scotch too. 1772 01:26:28,292 --> 01:26:29,083 Drink this. 1773 01:26:29,125 --> 01:26:29,833 Thanks. 1774 01:26:32,791 --> 01:26:35,250 Didn't think we'd do this again. 1775 01:26:35,292 --> 01:26:37,958 The chemistry is undeniable. 1776 01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:40,666 You get me. 1777 01:26:41,708 --> 01:26:43,041 Same here. 1778 01:26:43,083 --> 01:26:44,624 After my wife's passing, 1779 01:26:44,666 --> 01:26:46,416 I didn't think it possible. 1780 01:26:46,458 --> 01:26:49,167 The huge age gap doesn't bother me. 1781 01:26:49,208 --> 01:26:50,458 Me either. 1782 01:26:54,250 --> 01:26:55,749 You're a bad boy? 1783 01:26:55,791 --> 01:26:57,208 A very bad boy. 1784 01:26:58,125 --> 01:26:59,875 What's the worst thing you've ever done? 1785 01:26:59,916 --> 01:27:01,833 You don't want to know. Nothing scares me. 1786 01:27:06,875 --> 01:27:08,041 Time to head back. 1787 01:27:08,083 --> 01:27:10,416 I'm telling you, I'm rough. 1788 01:27:12,499 --> 01:27:13,583 What's going on? 1789 01:27:14,583 --> 01:27:15,332 Where's Jacques?! 1790 01:27:16,374 --> 01:27:18,958 Why is Alice in Martin's room? 1791 01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:20,750 Alice is with Martin... 1792 01:27:21,541 --> 01:27:23,958 because Jacques is with Pascale. 1793 01:27:26,374 --> 01:27:27,332 It's a swap. 1794 01:27:27,916 --> 01:27:30,416 Actually, it's a... transfer. 1795 01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:36,583 Jacques might've... 1796 01:27:37,208 --> 01:27:39,041 maybe, vaguely slept with... 1797 01:27:40,541 --> 01:27:43,041 the mafia hitman's girlfriend. 1798 01:27:45,833 --> 01:27:47,666 Yes, the Mafia. 1799 01:27:47,708 --> 01:27:49,541 Sometimes, in our line of work... 1800 01:27:49,583 --> 01:27:51,000 Sex happens. 1801 01:27:51,041 --> 01:27:51,791 What?! 1802 01:27:51,833 --> 01:27:54,833 I know, he's 78 years older than her! 1803 01:27:56,000 --> 01:27:57,208 I'll kill you! 1804 01:27:57,750 --> 01:27:59,875 I will literally kill you. 1805 01:28:00,708 --> 01:28:01,958 With my own hands. 1806 01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:04,791 I'll take your head and your father's head 1807 01:28:04,833 --> 01:28:06,083 and smash them together. 1808 01:28:09,208 --> 01:28:12,000 Till all that's left is a puddle of blood and shit. 1809 01:28:13,499 --> 01:28:15,666 That's all you have in your heads: 1810 01:28:15,708 --> 01:28:16,750 shit! 1811 01:28:18,833 --> 01:28:20,042 I hear you. 1812 01:28:24,416 --> 01:28:25,291 That's a normal reaction. 1813 01:28:25,332 --> 01:28:26,208 Shut up! 1814 01:28:26,249 --> 01:28:27,541 Wouldn't want to rush things. 1815 01:28:27,583 --> 01:28:30,875 For the remainder of the therapy... 1816 01:28:30,916 --> 01:28:32,750 Finish the week with Martin. 1817 01:28:32,791 --> 01:28:34,708 I was just about to say that! 1818 01:28:34,750 --> 01:28:35,916 We're totally in sync. 1819 01:28:42,458 --> 01:28:43,333 Wait, why... 1820 01:28:44,125 --> 01:28:46,458 Why do you want me to finish the week with Martin? 1821 01:28:48,333 --> 01:28:49,624 Because... 1822 01:28:49,916 --> 01:28:51,083 Won't you be upset 1823 01:28:51,125 --> 01:28:52,583 that I'm trying to save my relationship, 1824 01:28:52,624 --> 01:28:54,167 that you're helping me save it, 1825 01:28:54,791 --> 01:28:56,208 that I'm sleeping with him? 1826 01:28:56,249 --> 01:28:56,916 Hold on... 1827 01:28:57,624 --> 01:29:00,624 Why do you want to finish the week with him? 1828 01:29:01,333 --> 01:29:03,000 We're talking about you. 1829 01:29:04,291 --> 01:29:07,249 You're so hot, the bad boy might come out. 1830 01:29:07,291 --> 01:29:08,916 You've been bad? 1831 01:29:08,958 --> 01:29:09,916 Really bad. 1832 01:29:10,458 --> 01:29:11,167 Tell me more. 1833 01:29:11,958 --> 01:29:12,750 Later. 1834 01:29:15,083 --> 01:29:18,083 How should I behave? You're in my room. 1835 01:29:18,125 --> 01:29:19,042 I know... 1836 01:29:19,083 --> 01:29:20,291 Think about Pascale. 1837 01:29:20,333 --> 01:29:21,791 I really love Marc. 1838 01:29:21,833 --> 01:29:23,583 And... I'm pregnant. 1839 01:29:24,958 --> 01:29:26,833 That's great news! 1840 01:29:26,875 --> 01:29:28,916 Are you a cock tease? 1841 01:29:30,583 --> 01:29:31,499 That motherfucker! 1842 01:29:31,541 --> 01:29:32,374 Bad idea! 1843 01:29:37,291 --> 01:29:38,249 I'm so sorry! 1844 01:29:38,291 --> 01:29:39,374 I love her. 1845 01:29:39,416 --> 01:29:40,541 I'm sorry. 1846 01:29:40,583 --> 01:29:43,458 It's more complicated than you think. 1847 01:29:43,499 --> 01:29:45,374 For me, it's 100... 1848 01:29:45,416 --> 01:29:46,916 1000 times more complicated. 1849 01:29:46,958 --> 01:29:50,374 It's fucked up that you keep insisting 1850 01:29:50,416 --> 01:29:51,916 I stay with him. 1851 01:29:51,958 --> 01:29:54,083 Why do you insist on staying? 1852 01:29:54,125 --> 01:29:55,125 He scares you? 1853 01:29:55,166 --> 01:29:56,458 I'm not scared, you are! 1854 01:29:56,499 --> 01:29:57,416 I am! 1855 01:29:57,458 --> 01:29:58,374 What's the deal? 1856 01:29:58,416 --> 01:29:59,917 You're married? Got kids? 1857 01:30:01,750 --> 01:30:02,583 Who cares? 1858 01:30:03,083 --> 01:30:06,083 I care! You'd be in danger if I told you. 1859 01:30:06,125 --> 01:30:07,291 In danger? 1860 01:30:08,125 --> 01:30:09,458 Just tell me. 1861 01:30:09,499 --> 01:30:10,458 If you only knew... 1862 01:30:10,499 --> 01:30:13,249 You tell me your great reason! 1863 01:30:13,291 --> 01:30:15,042 Go ahead, I'm really intrigued. 1864 01:30:15,083 --> 01:30:16,541 Ladies first! 1865 01:30:16,583 --> 01:30:18,249 Age before beauty! 1866 01:30:18,291 --> 01:30:19,791 - You're so immature. - You're senile! 1867 01:30:19,833 --> 01:30:21,583 - You're really irritating! - You're fucking annoying! 1868 01:30:21,625 --> 01:30:22,791 - Whatever! - Fuck this shit! 1869 01:30:22,833 --> 01:30:23,958 - I'm a cop! - I'm a cop! 1870 01:30:28,791 --> 01:30:30,042 The RCMP? 1871 01:30:30,083 --> 01:30:31,750 The mafia hitman's girlfriend 1872 01:30:31,791 --> 01:30:33,499 works for the RCMP? 1873 01:30:33,541 --> 01:30:35,416 I've been on this case for 2 years. 1874 01:30:35,458 --> 01:30:38,249 Best covert agent. He's under her spell. 1875 01:30:38,291 --> 01:30:39,458 He's clueless. 1876 01:30:39,791 --> 01:30:41,583 He's about to crack. 1877 01:30:42,583 --> 01:30:45,249 Ethics and professionalism mean nothing to you? 1878 01:30:45,291 --> 01:30:46,249 Calm down. 1879 01:30:46,291 --> 01:30:47,249 It's no big deal, 1880 01:30:47,291 --> 01:30:49,708 I've slept with a few witnesses in my day. 1881 01:30:49,750 --> 01:30:50,583 Same. 1882 01:30:52,291 --> 01:30:53,917 Sorry. My bad. 1883 01:30:53,958 --> 01:30:55,208 You've both done this before, 1884 01:30:55,249 --> 01:30:56,791 all good, sorry. 1885 01:30:57,124 --> 01:30:59,750 Fuck the case. Let's start a commune, 1886 01:30:59,791 --> 01:31:01,208 grow our hair out 1887 01:31:01,249 --> 01:31:02,875 and bump uglies to the Grateful Dead. 1888 01:31:02,917 --> 01:31:04,541 Show some respect! 1889 01:31:04,583 --> 01:31:05,875 If we cooperate, 1890 01:31:05,917 --> 01:31:07,458 he'll talk. 1891 01:31:08,082 --> 01:31:10,917 Tomorrow, we're talking about intimacy... 1892 01:31:12,917 --> 01:31:14,042 Enough, you clowns! 1893 01:31:14,082 --> 01:31:15,249 You're risking the lives 1894 01:31:15,291 --> 01:31:18,416 of parents and children with your shenanigans! 1895 01:31:19,249 --> 01:31:21,042 I'm taking control of the therapy 1896 01:31:21,082 --> 01:31:23,541 and I will not help you! 1897 01:31:23,583 --> 01:31:26,750 You're in no position to stop me from doing my job. 1898 01:31:27,583 --> 01:31:28,208 Shut up. 1899 01:31:28,249 --> 01:31:29,583 You're not even doing your job. 1900 01:31:30,124 --> 01:31:31,917 He's right, you keep messing things up. 1901 01:31:32,416 --> 01:31:33,875 Martin was about to snitch. 1902 01:31:33,917 --> 01:31:34,875 He was this close 1903 01:31:34,917 --> 01:31:36,208 and eating out of my hand! 1904 01:31:36,249 --> 01:31:38,082 You fucked up his relationship. 1905 01:31:38,416 --> 01:31:39,917 His fake relationship... 1906 01:31:41,583 --> 01:31:43,082 You're so selfish. 1907 01:31:43,958 --> 01:31:45,416 You've always been selfish. 1908 01:31:50,791 --> 01:31:52,917 You want to do this alone? Go ahead. 1909 01:31:53,416 --> 01:31:54,625 See if I care. 1910 01:31:56,750 --> 01:31:58,374 You're not my partner, or my father. 1911 01:31:58,416 --> 01:31:59,625 We're finished. 1912 01:32:23,249 --> 01:32:24,249 Fucking Jacques! 1913 01:32:24,750 --> 01:32:27,041 He takes up all the space. 1914 01:32:27,708 --> 01:32:29,875 We're always cleaning up after him. 1915 01:32:30,458 --> 01:32:31,666 He's never grateful. 1916 01:32:31,708 --> 01:32:33,249 He'd never say, "Good job". 1917 01:32:33,291 --> 01:32:35,374 Is that too much to ask? 1918 01:32:36,999 --> 01:32:40,208 Look, I can't stop talking about him. 1919 01:32:43,041 --> 01:32:44,458 This might be our last case together 1920 01:32:44,500 --> 01:32:45,625 and he screwed everything up. 1921 01:32:45,666 --> 01:32:46,875 I wish things had gone smoothly, 1922 01:32:47,374 --> 01:32:49,833 that he'd see I can take over. 1923 01:32:51,166 --> 01:32:53,333 I'm still talking about him. See that? 1924 01:32:53,374 --> 01:32:55,708 Me-me-me! Exactly like him. 1925 01:32:55,750 --> 01:32:57,249 Do I remind you of him? 1926 01:32:57,291 --> 01:32:58,249 Sometimes. 1927 01:32:58,541 --> 01:33:02,208 It's normal, he's scared of ageing. I'm only 37. 1928 01:33:02,249 --> 01:33:03,708 Seeing him with Pascale, 1929 01:33:03,750 --> 01:33:05,374 it's clear he's not scared of ageing, 1930 01:33:05,416 --> 01:33:07,083 but of growing old alone. 1931 01:33:09,750 --> 01:33:10,458 So... 1932 01:33:10,875 --> 01:33:12,249 I didn't get that either? 1933 01:33:12,291 --> 01:33:15,625 I'm not there, even with my dad? 1934 01:33:15,666 --> 01:33:18,208 I'm a lousy boyfriend and a shitty son? 1935 01:33:18,583 --> 01:33:20,166 Are you really pregnant? 1936 01:33:20,792 --> 01:33:22,541 Are you happy or disappointed? 1937 01:33:22,583 --> 01:33:23,583 Slightly disappointed. 1938 01:33:23,625 --> 01:33:24,957 Good for me? Very good. 1939 01:33:24,999 --> 01:33:26,041 You owe me $100? 1940 01:33:26,083 --> 01:33:27,041 I'll give you $75. 1941 01:33:27,083 --> 01:33:27,875 More than expected. 1942 01:33:27,917 --> 01:33:28,666 My pleasure. 1943 01:33:28,708 --> 01:33:29,500 Change of tone? 1944 01:33:29,541 --> 01:33:30,166 Yesss! 1945 01:33:31,750 --> 01:33:33,583 What's happening inside your head is great! 1946 01:33:34,041 --> 01:33:35,666 Just remember to breathe. 1947 01:33:37,249 --> 01:33:38,208 Breathe. 1948 01:33:41,166 --> 01:33:41,875 I'm sorry. 1949 01:33:43,333 --> 01:33:45,999 Thanks for being this way... with me. 1950 01:33:47,708 --> 01:33:49,333 I should treat you so well. 1951 01:33:55,999 --> 01:33:57,792 There's a part of me you don't know. 1952 01:33:57,833 --> 01:33:59,208 That I'm not proud of. 1953 01:33:59,833 --> 01:34:00,999 I'm listening. 1954 01:34:01,916 --> 01:34:03,291 You can trust me. 1955 01:34:03,333 --> 01:34:04,333 You're sweet. 1956 01:34:05,041 --> 01:34:07,583 If what I'm about to say got out, 1957 01:34:09,166 --> 01:34:11,333 it could cost me my life. 1958 01:34:12,541 --> 01:34:14,750 Take this to the grave, okay? 1959 01:34:15,166 --> 01:34:15,999 Of course. 1960 01:34:16,249 --> 01:34:17,583 I can't... 1961 01:34:19,333 --> 01:34:20,833 ...bear this alone anymore. 1962 01:34:29,416 --> 01:34:30,458 I like... 1963 01:34:31,249 --> 01:34:32,249 cross-dressing. 1964 01:34:32,291 --> 01:34:33,416 What? 1965 01:34:34,083 --> 01:34:36,750 I enjoy wearing women's clothing. 1966 01:34:37,416 --> 01:34:39,208 I'm not gay or anything, 1967 01:34:39,249 --> 01:34:40,249 I like women. 1968 01:34:40,291 --> 01:34:41,583 You know I love women. 1969 01:34:41,625 --> 01:34:43,416 Inside, I'm a man, but... 1970 01:34:44,792 --> 01:34:46,166 I enjoy wearing women's clothing. 1971 01:34:48,166 --> 01:34:49,750 That's your big secret? 1972 01:34:52,500 --> 01:34:54,291 Expecting something else? 1973 01:34:54,333 --> 01:34:55,625 I dunno... 1974 01:34:57,333 --> 01:34:58,291 I'm shocked. 1975 01:35:01,458 --> 01:35:02,625 Feels good? 1976 01:35:02,667 --> 01:35:03,874 Real good. 1977 01:35:03,916 --> 01:35:05,458 Thanks for listening. 1978 01:35:10,458 --> 01:35:12,792 Côté. He's the one who came to us. 1979 01:35:13,124 --> 01:35:14,291 Let go. 1980 01:35:19,291 --> 01:35:20,291 I've got something for you. 1981 01:35:21,124 --> 01:35:22,792 Martin Germain and Jacques Laroche. 1982 01:35:24,291 --> 01:35:25,750 A crazy cop. 1983 01:35:43,958 --> 01:35:44,667 I'll handle it. 1984 01:36:05,083 --> 01:36:05,832 Rhythm. 1985 01:36:06,416 --> 01:36:08,832 Essential to dancers. Couples too. 1986 01:36:10,124 --> 01:36:11,667 The dance you'll perform now 1987 01:36:12,083 --> 01:36:14,250 will reveal the state of your relationship. 1988 01:36:14,750 --> 01:36:16,791 Harmonious movements, 1989 01:36:16,832 --> 01:36:18,208 understanding each other, 1990 01:36:18,250 --> 01:36:19,458 anticipating. 1991 01:36:20,083 --> 01:36:22,083 No one can give up. 1992 01:36:23,583 --> 01:36:25,333 Love each other, dammit! 1993 01:36:25,958 --> 01:36:26,958 Music! 1994 01:36:51,416 --> 01:36:52,208 Forget the waltz. 1995 01:36:52,250 --> 01:36:53,874 Since we got here, Élissa and I 1996 01:36:53,916 --> 01:36:56,041 realized life is short. 1997 01:36:56,083 --> 01:36:58,416 Even with a kid, we can still have fun. 1998 01:36:58,458 --> 01:37:00,749 Because we love each other. 1999 01:38:23,083 --> 01:38:23,916 Sorry. 2000 01:38:24,208 --> 01:38:25,041 So sorry! 2001 01:39:03,583 --> 01:39:06,333 My love, thanks for accepting me as I am. 2002 01:39:10,333 --> 01:39:11,666 I haven't told you everything. 2003 01:39:12,666 --> 01:39:15,333 I have another secret. Here goes: 2004 01:39:15,916 --> 01:39:16,999 I'm a criminal. 2005 01:39:17,041 --> 01:39:18,458 I've tortured men, 2006 01:39:18,500 --> 01:39:19,333 even killed some. 2007 01:39:19,375 --> 01:39:20,999 I want to turn my life around. 2008 01:39:24,250 --> 01:39:27,041 I can't keep lying to you. I want to change. 2009 01:39:27,083 --> 01:39:27,916 Hurry! 2010 01:39:30,083 --> 01:39:31,250 I hope one day, 2011 01:39:32,250 --> 01:39:33,083 you'll forgive me. 2012 01:39:46,458 --> 01:39:47,624 Where's Martin Germain? 2013 01:40:19,458 --> 01:40:20,458 The cha-cha? 2014 01:40:22,250 --> 01:40:23,500 In a skirt? 2015 01:40:23,791 --> 01:40:25,582 You've really gone soft. 2016 01:40:26,582 --> 01:40:28,083 Nobody move! 2017 01:40:28,874 --> 01:40:30,250 Why are you here? 2018 01:40:30,292 --> 01:40:32,749 You should've killed me. You're screwed! 2019 01:40:33,041 --> 01:40:34,749 Your friends, the tattooed geezer, 2020 01:40:34,791 --> 01:40:36,708 the smartass and his girl, they're cops. 2021 01:40:36,749 --> 01:40:38,417 They wanted you to snitch. 2022 01:40:40,624 --> 01:40:41,624 Is that true? 2023 01:40:43,500 --> 01:40:44,749 Motherfuckers. 2024 01:40:45,250 --> 01:40:46,375 Traitors! 2025 01:40:46,417 --> 01:40:48,833 I can't leave any witnesses. 2026 01:40:49,916 --> 01:40:51,417 No choice, I'm sorry. 2027 01:40:52,250 --> 01:40:53,041 I didn't talk! 2028 01:40:53,083 --> 01:40:54,916 They have nothing. 2029 01:40:54,958 --> 01:40:55,874 Really? 2030 01:40:55,916 --> 01:40:57,916 You drank tea and talked retirement plans? 2031 01:41:08,083 --> 01:41:09,250 I'll kill you all! 2032 01:42:06,250 --> 01:42:07,000 That way! 2033 01:42:12,417 --> 01:42:13,041 Come on! 2034 01:42:24,624 --> 01:42:26,375 Take the bus, leave with him! 2035 01:42:26,416 --> 01:42:27,416 Call backup! 2036 01:42:37,375 --> 01:42:38,749 You're a cop too? 2037 01:42:39,583 --> 01:42:40,457 Jesus Christ! 2038 01:42:41,125 --> 01:42:42,583 I'm sorry. All good. 2039 01:42:56,250 --> 01:42:57,083 Ow! 2040 01:42:59,250 --> 01:43:00,583 Marc, go around. 2041 01:43:02,916 --> 01:43:05,041 You're a better cop than a shrink. 2042 01:43:05,083 --> 01:43:06,416 I'm a great psychologist. 2043 01:43:11,374 --> 01:43:13,208 It was fun while it lasted. 2044 01:43:14,416 --> 01:43:16,875 You made me a better man. 2045 01:43:17,708 --> 01:43:18,875 Could I still borrow 2046 01:43:18,916 --> 01:43:20,374 your little black skirt. 2047 01:43:21,708 --> 01:43:22,499 Don't move! 2048 01:43:22,541 --> 01:43:23,541 Côté, calm down! 2049 01:43:27,208 --> 01:43:29,167 Now you die, RuPaul. 2050 01:43:29,208 --> 01:43:31,167 You had an unhappy childhood... 2051 01:43:31,208 --> 01:43:33,083 I had a great childhood! 2052 01:43:36,041 --> 01:43:36,875 Calm down, Côté. 2053 01:43:42,875 --> 01:43:43,875 You need help. 2054 01:43:47,208 --> 01:43:49,041 You had a difficult childhood. 2055 01:43:50,583 --> 01:43:52,374 Stop talking about my childhood! 2056 01:43:57,875 --> 01:43:59,416 We missed you, buddy. 2057 01:44:05,541 --> 01:44:06,208 Good thinking. 2058 01:44:26,833 --> 01:44:27,624 Case closed. 2059 01:44:33,499 --> 01:44:34,541 Mister Laroche. 2060 01:44:35,958 --> 01:44:37,541 My childhood hero! 2061 01:44:38,250 --> 01:44:39,458 Congratulations. Thanks. 2062 01:44:39,958 --> 01:44:40,666 Ciao, guys. 2063 01:44:41,083 --> 01:44:42,458 Lucky you were here. 2064 01:44:43,541 --> 01:44:44,374 It's just experience. 2065 01:44:44,416 --> 01:44:46,332 Amazing seeing you in action. 2066 01:44:46,374 --> 01:44:48,250 It was pure instinct. 2067 01:44:49,541 --> 01:44:50,583 I have to tell you something. 2068 01:44:52,416 --> 01:44:54,374 I don't want any misunderstandings. 2069 01:44:57,416 --> 01:44:58,416 Me neither. 2070 01:44:59,042 --> 01:45:00,042 I mean... 2071 01:45:00,083 --> 01:45:02,042 whatever happens with you and Pascale... 2072 01:45:03,167 --> 01:45:04,125 you should know... 2073 01:45:05,708 --> 01:45:07,208 you're my dad and... 2074 01:45:10,332 --> 01:45:11,499 you can count on me. 2075 01:45:11,541 --> 01:45:12,875 You won't be alone. 2076 01:45:14,374 --> 01:45:15,708 I'll take care of you. 2077 01:45:16,208 --> 01:45:17,125 Some day. 2078 01:45:17,958 --> 01:45:20,791 I'll feed you if it comes to that. And wash you. 2079 01:45:22,374 --> 01:45:23,666 I'll rinse you too. 2080 01:45:24,666 --> 01:45:25,374 I'll... 2081 01:45:25,791 --> 01:45:28,249 groom you, trim your hair, 2082 01:45:28,291 --> 01:45:30,167 I'll even change your diaper! 2083 01:45:31,208 --> 01:45:35,291 Not now, unless you have something to tell me. 2084 01:45:35,333 --> 01:45:37,499 I'll change it with my own hands. 2085 01:45:38,291 --> 01:45:39,125 Don't worry. 2086 01:45:42,708 --> 01:45:44,958 I love you, son. I'm proud of you. 2087 01:45:52,708 --> 01:45:54,333 Any comments, Judge? 2088 01:45:55,333 --> 01:45:57,916 It's a complete coincidence that we've returned 2089 01:45:57,958 --> 01:45:59,791 after Massarelli's arrest. 2090 01:46:02,791 --> 01:46:04,458 It's true I'm reassured 2091 01:46:05,167 --> 01:46:08,374 that he'll spend the next 40 years behind bars. 2092 01:46:10,374 --> 01:46:11,374 But what really matters 2093 01:46:11,875 --> 01:46:14,541 is that, thanks to the police's efforts, 2094 01:46:14,875 --> 01:46:16,374 justice has been served. 2095 01:46:23,541 --> 01:46:24,750 Are we there? 2096 01:46:24,791 --> 01:46:26,083 Almost. 2097 01:46:28,416 --> 01:46:29,958 Take it off. 2098 01:46:31,583 --> 01:46:33,042 Happy retirement! 2099 01:46:38,583 --> 01:46:39,917 Good luck. Thanks. 2100 01:46:39,958 --> 01:46:42,166 Happy retirement. Well deserved. Thanks. 2101 01:46:42,207 --> 01:46:43,541 Congrats. Minister! 2102 01:46:44,125 --> 01:46:45,249 Still in office? 2103 01:46:45,291 --> 01:46:47,625 I've been made Minister of Culture. Nice promotion! 2104 01:46:49,083 --> 01:46:49,958 Congrats, Dad. 2105 01:46:50,583 --> 01:46:52,249 I won't say? It's about time.” 2106 01:46:53,958 --> 01:46:55,083 Congratulations, 2107 01:46:55,125 --> 01:46:56,499 I'm so happy for you. 2108 01:46:56,541 --> 01:46:59,042 She sure is happy, she got my job. 2109 01:46:59,083 --> 01:47:00,207 Well, well! 2110 01:47:00,249 --> 01:47:02,042 Have an amazing retirement! 2111 01:47:04,125 --> 01:47:05,416 My ex-daughter-in-law. 2112 01:47:06,666 --> 01:47:07,666 Tell me, 2113 01:47:08,207 --> 01:47:09,291 how do you do it? 2114 01:47:09,333 --> 01:47:11,000 What do you see in him? 2115 01:47:11,042 --> 01:47:11,875 So... 2116 01:47:11,917 --> 01:47:14,083 how's the world's worst fake therapist? 2117 01:47:15,249 --> 01:47:17,042 What are you all doing here? 2118 01:47:17,083 --> 01:47:18,333 We were in the neighbourhood 2119 01:47:18,374 --> 01:47:20,333 and felt like getting insulted. 2120 01:47:20,374 --> 01:47:22,541 Marc insisted! 2121 01:47:23,333 --> 01:47:24,708 This is your son? 2122 01:47:31,708 --> 01:47:33,042 This is Florence. 2123 01:47:33,374 --> 01:47:34,416 She's gorgeous. 2124 01:47:34,458 --> 01:47:35,541 Congratulations. 2125 01:47:36,374 --> 01:47:37,708 You! 2126 01:47:39,374 --> 01:47:40,374 Congratulations! 2127 01:47:40,416 --> 01:47:42,416 Thank you. Careful with your back! 2128 01:47:45,708 --> 01:47:46,541 So you... 2129 01:47:47,583 --> 01:47:49,083 We swapped. 2130 01:47:49,374 --> 01:47:50,833 He kisses like a god. 2131 01:47:50,875 --> 01:47:52,541 Carole does everything. 2132 01:47:54,541 --> 01:47:56,166 Congratulations! 2133 01:47:56,208 --> 01:47:57,458 To Jacques! 2134 01:48:01,625 --> 01:48:03,166 Any news from Martin? 2135 01:48:03,208 --> 01:48:06,042 He's cooperating, he'll get 15 years, 2136 01:48:06,082 --> 01:48:07,666 parole after 10. 2137 01:48:08,583 --> 01:48:09,875 Must be strange for you. 2138 01:48:11,416 --> 01:48:12,541 All part of the job. 2139 01:48:15,000 --> 01:48:16,208 I'm sorry. 2140 01:48:17,583 --> 01:48:19,416 I need time for myself. 2141 01:48:21,166 --> 01:48:22,042 I understand. 2142 01:48:25,541 --> 01:48:27,166 Are we together? 2143 01:48:27,208 --> 01:48:28,082 We're not. 2144 01:48:30,249 --> 01:48:33,500 We're not in an open relationship either. What?! 2145 01:48:33,541 --> 01:48:35,541 Open, like we can see other people. 2146 01:48:36,042 --> 01:48:37,708 So we're faithful. 2147 01:48:38,708 --> 01:48:40,208 But not together. 2148 01:48:42,875 --> 01:48:46,041 At parties, I might kiss a girlfriend. 2149 01:48:47,541 --> 01:48:50,041 So can I kiss one of your girlfriends? 2150 01:48:50,082 --> 01:48:50,833 Well no. 2151 01:48:50,875 --> 01:48:53,833 Our relationship is open, just for you? 2152 01:48:53,875 --> 01:48:54,666 Exactly. 2153 01:48:54,708 --> 01:48:56,208 Am I getting screwed here? 2154 01:48:58,750 --> 01:48:59,541 Only by me. 2155 01:49:01,041 --> 01:49:03,666 I'm happy he met someone. 2156 01:49:03,708 --> 01:49:05,500 More than he bargained for. 2157 01:49:05,541 --> 01:49:06,208 Much more. 2158 01:49:07,000 --> 01:49:09,750 Makes you think about love. 2159 01:49:12,082 --> 01:49:13,666 Why's that, Kev? 2160 01:49:15,500 --> 01:49:16,625 Well, I dunno, uh... 2161 01:49:17,583 --> 01:49:18,208 Well... 2162 01:49:19,082 --> 01:49:20,541 that perfect someone, 2163 01:49:20,583 --> 01:49:22,958 who'll satisfy your every need, 2164 01:49:23,000 --> 01:49:25,416 who'll fill the void inside you, 2165 01:49:25,458 --> 01:49:26,875 doesn't exist. 2166 01:49:26,917 --> 01:49:29,666 Sometimes we have to accept 2167 01:49:29,708 --> 01:49:32,666 that love is a big let-down. 2168 01:49:34,291 --> 01:49:38,208 If you can't accept that it can be totally shitty, 2169 01:49:38,249 --> 01:49:39,875 you don't really know what love is. 2170 01:49:39,917 --> 01:49:40,999 Just look at you two. 2171 01:49:42,041 --> 01:49:45,166 You felt that Marc was there, but not there. 2172 01:49:45,208 --> 01:49:46,541 You wanted him to be completely there. 2173 01:49:47,333 --> 01:49:49,333 Marc, you thought you were there, 2174 01:49:49,374 --> 01:49:50,625 but you weren't really and... 2175 01:49:51,124 --> 01:49:52,750 now, you're still not completely there, 2176 01:49:52,792 --> 01:49:54,500 but you are a bit more. 2177 01:49:55,333 --> 01:49:56,792 That's it, really. 2178 01:49:57,625 --> 01:49:58,708 And that's love. 2179 01:49:58,750 --> 01:49:59,833 Precisely. 2180 01:50:00,750 --> 01:50:01,792 Thank you, Kev. 2181 01:50:02,291 --> 01:50:03,083 For what? 2182 01:50:18,875 --> 01:50:20,083 This is boring. 2183 01:50:20,124 --> 01:50:20,957 You bet. 2184 01:55:30,749 --> 01:55:32,083 Tell me something. 2185 01:55:32,666 --> 01:55:33,542 What? 2186 01:55:33,916 --> 01:55:34,916 Apache Poitras. 2187 01:55:35,874 --> 01:55:36,999 When you arrested him, 2188 01:55:37,375 --> 01:55:39,666 was it when Fripon shot you? 2189 01:55:39,708 --> 01:55:41,874 No, 2 different cases. 2190 01:55:45,833 --> 01:55:46,666 Tell me about it. 2191 01:55:47,291 --> 01:55:48,542 No big thing. 2192 01:55:48,583 --> 01:55:50,916 Fripon was the nephew of the Hells' leader. 2193 01:55:52,125 --> 01:55:53,666 I became his best friend. 2194 01:55:53,708 --> 01:55:56,250 He had no clue I was a cop. 2195 01:55:57,125 --> 01:55:59,208 I screwed up and slept with his sister. 2196 01:55:59,250 --> 01:56:02,624 You slept with the sister of the nephew of the Hells' leader. 2197 01:56:02,874 --> 01:56:03,542 Many times. 2198 01:56:05,041 --> 01:56:06,542 Fripon freaked out. 2199 01:56:07,333 --> 01:56:08,833 I've told you this story. 2200 01:56:08,874 --> 01:56:10,125 I like hearing it. 2201 01:56:10,166 --> 01:56:13,458 He took me out for Chinese food. 2202 01:56:13,500 --> 01:56:15,624 I had the place bugged cause I had slept 2203 01:56:15,666 --> 01:56:18,000 with the goddaughter of the building's owner. 2204 01:56:18,041 --> 01:56:20,958 You slept with the goddaughter of the building's owner? 2205 01:56:21,000 --> 01:56:21,916 Many times. 2206 01:56:21,958 --> 01:56:23,791 You slept with the goddaughter 2207 01:56:23,833 --> 01:56:26,000 of the Chinese restaurant's building's owner? 140536

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