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Fuck!

Shit!

Fucking bum!

Thank God!

Easy Julia, I'm not feeling my best today.

HELLO.

HURRY UP... HURRY UP... HURRY UP...

HURRY UP... HURRY UP...

I don't get paid to get abused okay? I'm not a fucking servant.

I can't handle this thing today, okay?

HELLO.

Hello yourself, machine.

Care givers and house keepers. Dawn speaking.

THIS IS JULIA.

Hi, Julia. It's nice to hear from you.

It's been a while since you gave us a call. Things must be going well for you.

Listen, I've got a joke for you.

Did you hear the one about the nuclear powered wheelchair?

Free radiation therapy for cripples.

I know it's not the best.

Anyway, Julia, what can I do for you today?

THANK YOU FOR SENDING MADELAINE TO ME. SHE IS VERY GOOD.

I'm very pleased you say that, Julia.

You know how hard is to get decent carers.

So I'm pleased she is working well for you.

Anything else?

THANK YOU FOR SENDING MADELAINE TO ME. SHE IS VERY GOOD.

Yes, I'm happy for you. Anything else, Julia?

NO. NO.

OK. Good-bye then, Julia. Take care.

Better too cold than too hot.

I'll go and get some breakfast ready.

I don't want that fucking thing beeping at me the whole time.

You can have it after I go.

If I have to wait while you type all the time I'll never get anything done.

I'm here to work Julia.

You can see that, can't you?

Come on, don't be a pain in the arse.

Heard the one about the nuclear powered wheelchair?

Gives free radiation treatment to spastics.

You like that one?

I made it up in the shower this morning.

I so wish you could eat like a normal person instead of a bloody animal.

Enjoy talking to yourself.

HELLO.

FUCKING BITCH... FUCKING BITCH... FUCKING BITCH...

HELLO.

YOU ARE VERY LATE AND I AM WET.

Fuck! Not again!

You don't understand, do you?

If it wasn't for people like me,

...people like you would be stuck.

They'd still have you back in that institution.

See, all I have to do is resign and back you go.

You couldn't have your independence without me. You couldn't live on your own.

Do you wanna go back to that place?

And you'd better be a bit nicer to me. And stop wetting yourself.

You can sit still on that for a while, I've got a phone call to make.

Hi, Trev, what are you doing?

Ya?

Are you free tonight?

- Why? - Why? You ask me, why?

You know why, Trev.

I ought to tell you then, I feel horny, that's why.

Okay let's get you cleaned up so I can go home and get me cleaned up...

...because we've got company tonight.

Special treat.

Double the brandy.

Do you like that?

YES... YES... YES... YES...

Okay okay settle down now or you'll spill it everywhere.

There's another one for ya if you get through this one.

As many as you like.

Ah so this is the spastic, huh?

She sure is tonight.

She won't care what we do.

Hey, hey look Trev.

She looks like a fucking insect.

Come on, sit down.

What's the cripple's bed like?

I don't know, wonna go check it out?

Oh, sure. I've never fucked in the cripple's bed before.

She should be pretty happy here for a while.

She looks happy enough to me.

I AM WET... I AM WET... I AM WET... I AM WET...

I AM WET... I AM WET... I AM WET... I AM WET...

I AM WET... I AM WET...

- Okay. - I AM WET...

You can watch.

But you have to shut up. No talking during the floor show.

Trev reckoned he never seen anything as funny...

...as you looking like an insect.

Fuck!

Fuck off!

Right!

Fucking take care of yourself then!

See if I fucking care what you do, you ungrateful little spastic bitch!

Last night was for you. For you!

You think I enjoy doing it with a cripple watching, huh?

The things I do for you!

You would be dead if it wasn't for me looking after you!

Or... you'd be fuck'n rotting in a fucking institution where you fucking belong.

Get your own fucking breakfast!

You'd be fucking dead without me!

Sorry.

I said you "sorry".

Hey, okay, I'm sorry.

Do you want something?

Right, you do.

You want me to come with you?

Okay.

Hello!

Anyone home?

Do you want a drink of water?

Let's see...

What do you normally do?

Okay.

Anything else?

Can I go now?

In here.

Ya, well what about it?

I'm sorry, I don't know what you mean.

I don't know what you want me to do. I don't know anything about computers.

Can I go now?

There you go smart ass, are you happy now?

- HELLO. - Hello.

It's been really nice meeting you but I have to go.

NO. NO.

UNPLUGGED PHONE. UNPLUGGED PHONE. UNPLUGGED PHONE. UNPLUGGED PHONE.

UNPLUGGED PHONE. UNPLUGGED PHONE. UNPLUGGED PHONE. UNPLUGGED PHONE.

UNPLUGGED PHONE. UNPLUGGED PHONE. UNPLUGGED PHONE.

- PLEASE PLUG PHONE IN STUDY. - I don't understand what this machine is trying to say.

Who are you? Fucking telephone technican?

Of course I'm a fucking telephone technican. What the fuck do I look like?

Don't need to swear about it. Tell a man to bother, you know.

What's wrong with the phone?

Nothing.

Here you go darling. Show Eddie how well you can do it.

She's a lot of hard work but she really is very good.

I think she wants something.

She always wants something, don't you darling?

She wants her voice machine to abuse me for being late.

I can't help my car breaking down, Julia.

It's thankless work really.

I don't get paid enough to afford even a half decent car.

Sometimes I wonder why I keep doing it.

Dedicated I guess.

Well...

HELLO.

It was an unexpected diversion.

It's surprising what goes on.

Good-bye, Julia.

Madelaine...

I'll see you to front door, Eddie.

THANK YOU... THANK YOU... THANK YOU...

Nice meeting you. Thanks for helping with Julia.

- It's been a pleasure. Good-bye. - Bye.

BYE... BYE... BYE... BYE... BYE... BYE...

BYE... BYE...

- I HATE GOING TO BED. - What was that?

- I HATE GOING TO BED. - You hate going to bed?

What on earth?

You ought to be more careful with strangers, Julia.

What is the problem of going to bed anyway?

THE LONG NIGHTS.

Don't think about it.

You've got to sleep.

Don't wet yourself.

G'day, sis! How are you going?

GOD, RIX. I MISSED YOU. YOU WERE THE BEST I EVER HAD.

Feeling better now?

- YES NO. YES. NO. - Hey, you are drunk.

Yes, you are!

You can never make up your mind when you're drunk,

it's always "yes, no, yes, no".

You're about the cheapest drunk I've ever met.

- I AM NOT DRINK. - What was that?

- I AM NOT DRINK. - Drink? You are not drink?

Let me have a look, not even this machine could get it so wrong.

Oh, ho, drink... see you are drunk! You spelt drink.

Ah, you wanna go round now, and you reckon you're not drunk.

- Get out of the road, would you? - Hey, get out of the road yourself!

Useless.

Hey, you!

Wake up. Come on. Wake up.

Shit.

Bye, baby.

Don't want you having that dyke in here, Julia.

She makes a bloody mess.

She'll give you all sorts of germs.

SHE IS NOT A DYKE. SHE IS GAY.

There's no fucking difference.

Come on. Into the bathroom.

Hi, alone again?

- HELLO. - Hello.

- WHAT? - What "what"? I've said, hello.

WHAT?

- Oh, you mean before. - YES.

I asked if you were alone again.

YES. YES.

Well ain't ya going to invite me in?

I'll make us a cup a tea or something.

OK. OK.

Are you sure you don't want anything?

YES.

A drink of water? You're pretty good at that now.

NO.

Okay.

WHY DID YOU COME?

What? What was that?

WHY DID YOU COME?

Did you say: "Why did you come"?

YES.

Well... I came to visit you of course.

WHY?

Why?

WHY? WHY? WHY?

You seem lonely.

I thought you might like some company sometimes.

Fuck...

LONG... SEE...

- Long time, no see. - Hope you haven't pissed yourself today...

- Eddie, what a nice surprise! - Yes, hello, Madelaine.

Hello, darling. How was your day?

Nice flowers. Are they from you, Eddie?

- Yes, I've brought them. - Considerate.

Pity they give Julia a hay fever, don't they darling?

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know.

I'll have to um... throw them out. For Julia's sake.

FINE, THANK YOU... FINE, THANK YOU... FINE, THANK YOU...

I want you to know, there's a cop just around the corner.

So now Trev's in jail for breaking his good behavior bond.

Fucking dork.

Why can't I get a decent man?

I know I'm good looking. I know I'm good in bed.

I can't understand it.

Is there something else wrong with me?

At least I'm better off than you, poor thing.

Maybe I should find someone else to bring round here to entertain you?

What about your new friend?

Would you like that?

He's quite good looking.

It looks like he might have some money too.

Probably quite a good catch for somebody like me.

I don't think it'll do you any good.

Think, he'll get sick of visiting you...

...and you'll never hear from him again.

Fucking Christ!

Fuck you, speechless little spastic bitch!

I'm giving the rest of this to the fucking cat! It doesn't spit shit all over me!

I'm getting out of here before I do something I can't be held responsible for!

Sit in your own mess for a while!

Think about what it feels like to be sprayed with somebody else's shit!

Julia...

Can I come in?

I guess, I'm already in.

And you don't mind?

Enough?

YES. YES.

I'll have a talk with Madelaine.

She seems to mean well enough...

...but she can't just go out and leave you like this.

There hasn't been a phone call for me, has there?

I NEED TO POO.

What?

I NEED TO POO.

That's what I thought you said.

Is that really what you say?

I NEED TO POO.

You mean right now?

YES.

Well, I don't know how you do it.

SAME AS YOU.

Yes, I know that.

You can't hold it in till Madelaine comes?

NO.

Alright, alright.

Just so there's no misunderstanding, you want me to put you on the toilet, don't you?

- You know, all that staff like "before" and "after". - YES. YES.

You want me to do that, don't you?

YES.

I thought you'd say that.

Well...

We better do it then.

Any last minute secret instructions?

NO.

Well I survived that one.

The former respect to Madelaine has just increased.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

It's okay.

What's this?

Madelaine keeping a store here, does she?

For emergencies.

IT'S MINE.

Yours?

YES.

I'll get it.

Ya, okay if I can.

We'll talk later. Bye.

It was for me.

You like me coming over don't you?

YES.

Then don't ask me questions, Okay?

OK.

Okay.

FAMILY PLANNING HAD A LECTURE NIGHT FOR US.

So that's where you got it from.

YES.

I'm going out for an ice cream.

You feel like a ride down the road?

YES.

Okay.

Two double triple Tornadoes, please.

Poor little thing.

She'll enjoy this, won't she?

I'm sure she will.

That'll be six dollars, please.

FUCK ME.

What did she say?

She said: "Fuck me!"

Really?

I think she finds the prices here a bit steep.

I think I tend to agree with her.

I'll just get another one for her and then get out of here please.

FUCK ME. FUCK ME. FUCK ME. FUCK ME. FUCK ME.

I better go soon.

I don't like leaving you alone, but I guess you're used to it.

PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT ME IN FRONT OF ME,

...LIKE I AM AN ANIMAL OR NOT THERE AT ALL.

PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT ME IN FRONT OF ME,

...LIKE I AM AN ANIMAL OR NOT THERE AT ALL.

PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT ME IN FRONT OF ME, LIKE I AM...

Like at the ice cream shop?

YES.

Ya, I'll try and stop that.

All right, I am off...

If anyone else calls for me...

...I've left the number on a piece of paper by the phone.

Got myself a new man.

Found him at the shopping centre.

This one isn't stupid like Trev.

He's got himself in trouble with the cops.

Gonna see him tonight after I've finished with you.

Do you hear what I was saying?

You're so frustrating, I give you your machine back and you go all quiet on me.

HELLO.

YES. YES. YES.

I need this one to work, Julia.

Don't make things hard for me.

Hi, I'm not here at the moment. Please leave a message after bip. Thank you.

Hi, I'm not here at the moment. Please leave a message after bip. Thank you.

HELLO EDDIE, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU TONIGHT.

PLEASE COME TO MY HOUSE AFTER NINE AND LET YOURSELF IN.

THE KEY IS UNDER THE ROSE BUSH OUT THE FRONT.

THERE WILL BE A MESSAGE ON MY COMPUTER.

PLEASE READ IT.

HELLO EDDIE, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU TONIGHT.

PLEASE COME TO MY HOUSE...

Okay.

Now eat this carefully.

I'll make a good impression on this new man.

I don't need your food all over me.

You'll be going to bed a bit early tonight.

And I'll come back for another visit.

So, while I do the dishes...

...you can finish whatever you want.

But be ready for the bathroom, okay?

Okay.

Hi.

Oh, well, sweetheart, why don't you park that cute bum of yours?

Thank you, Joey.

Well, what'll it be sweetheart... beer?

Yes, please, Joey.

Would you like some nibbles, sweetheart?

What do you suggest nibbling, Joey?

Hey, Joey...

...please... please, slow down, maybe have another beer?

Maybe you can show me your bedroom later?

Oh, no, Joey, I don't feel like it tonight.

- Can you please stop, and maybe we can get together another time. - Bullshit!

You told me you couldn't get enough from Trev.

Just wait a minute! You'll like it.

Ye, feel this, sweetheart?

I bet Trev never did it to you like I can.

Good night, Julia.

Any person in the world loves me, Julia?

Feel good about yourself with make up on.

It's like I get a chance to start a life all over again for the better...

...every time you put it on. See?

I was thinking you know...

I might move in here with you.

It doesn't make sense me paying rent when I could live here for nothing.

Keep still.

Hello.

No, I think you've got a wrong number.

What a fuck could you know?

Who the fuck do you think you are?

Fucking jerk.

EDDIE.

What's that?

EDDIE.

EDDIE.

- EDDIE. - Oh, that Eddie!

I wonder what he was talking about. He meant...

Hello again. This is Madelaine on Julia's phone. How can I help you?

Ye...

Ya, sorry about the voice. We get a lot of prank calls here, ya know.

Two young ladies in a house alone together.

No, Eddie is not here at the moment, but I can give you his number.

Ya, a three, double four, one, five, three, eight.

Glad to be of service.

He's getting calls here now, is he?

How much time he's been spending here?

PLEASE LET ME GET MY OWN PHONE.

PLEASE LET ME GET MY OWN PHONE.

PLEASE LET ME GET MY OWN PHONE.

Okay, I'll be off to this evening then.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Shall I go?

Or do you answer your own door as well?

Well, that's you.

There was a call for you awhile ago.

Yeah, thanks for passing it on.

She's in there.

Madelaine...

Yes?

Can I talk to you for a minute?

If it's about me or Julia, no you can't.

Come to think of it.

That's all you ever do... things I wouldn't do.

Sorry about that. I just forgot.

Should be charged up by lunch time, I'll change you over then.

You wait here for a few minutes.

And I'll do something for you.

Hello.

Hello.

HELLO, EDDIE. THIS IS JULIA.

Julia!

What a nice surprise!

What can I do for you?

Julia asked me to come over.

Was that you?

Could give me some warning.

Would you have come over if you'd known?

Probably not.

Are you sure you want this, Julia?

YES, YES, YES.

Come in!

This should do a world of good.

Never been able to do it myself.

It's two person job.

Ready?

Don't you want to?

You don't have to, really you don't, not if you don't want to.

Sorry.

I thought you wanted to.

Come on.

Let's get out of here.

I'll bring a towel in a minute, Eddie.

Do you like my breast, Eddie?

Wanna you touch them?

Oh, shit!

Hey, sis! Where is your fucking key?

Pulling all of your plants out here one by one, I can't find it.

What a hell's going on here?

Got a bloke, has she?

In your house. No decency!

You wanna go on a picnic?

Give us a hand, Dogface.

Should be a fold up wheelchair in the next room. Let's get out of here.

I LOVE YOU, RIX.

No, you fucking don't.

YES. YES.

I LOVE YOU, RIX.

Do you?

YES.

Do you know what you are saying?

YES.

Do you love me or do you just want me to look after you?

BO...

What?

BO... BO...

What is she saying?

Both.

Do you know what you mean by love?

YES.

Do you mean "mental"?

NO.

No? You mean "physical"?

YES.

She wants to root you!

No.

You do, don't you?

YES. YES. YES.

Not here and now!

YES.

I didn't know, Julia. I thought you preferred men.

YES. YES.

You do prefer men?

- YES. - Well there's none here, so I'll fucking do, huh? Thanks a lot!

I LOVE YOU, RIX.

I can't look after you, Julia.

I can't...

I know I'm fun and I know we have a great time and all of that.

But that's just because I'm not there every day.

We can't be drunk the whole time.

I can't keep that up.

I have my bad times, but I'm useless.

I'm worse than fucking useless.

You'd end up back in that "Seawinds" place.

I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN GO BACK TO "SEAWINDS".

I know.

Thanks.

Do you often do that?

Go out late at night...

...come over in early hours with your drunken friends.

NO.

EDDIE, DID YOU HEAR THAT ONE ABOUT THE NUCLEAR POWERED WHEELCHAIR?

What was that?

That's an old one.

She said, did you hear the one about the nuclear powered wheelchair.

No, no, I haven't.

Gives free radiation treatment to spastics.

Not very funny, is it?

Guess, it depends on your point of view.

I don't know.

Maybe you would have to go back to "Seawinds".

Let's wait and see how things develop.

I really hope this can work out with Eddie.

He's so nice,

...so gentle.

I have never met anyone like him.

I know I only spent one night with him.

But I think that I could spend the rest of my life with him.

You know?

What's the matter? Something wrong with that?

PLEASE SIT.

I guess, we've got something to talk about.

What's going on?

What's going on, Julia?

What do you want?

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Jesus, you bastard!

You low-life shit! You fuck cripples now? Damn you!

Fuck you, you shit! Fuck!

Get out you twisted bird! Get out! Get out!

Get out before I call the fucking cops and have you arrested for rape!

Oh, fuck!

Don't you touch me!

- I'm sorry, Julia. I'm really really sorry. - Get out!

Get out! Get out you fucking sick bastard, get out!

Don't come back or I will call the fucking cops!

Get out!

You stupid little slut!

You don't even have a clue what you're doing.

Stupid little shit!

You have got two choices.

You can sit there and be quiet,

...or you can go back to where you come from in a minute.

Fuck you!

Fuck you! Fuck you!

You're always ruining my life!

I shall kill you!

Don't worry.

It won't be long before everything is normal again, you'll see.

Good night.

I'm going to crash on the sofa.

Okay, you're not going to keep this up, so eat now.

Okay.

You eat something now, I'll turn your chair on and give you your machine back.

And if you charge me,

...I'll belt ya till your nose bleeds.

See?

It's no use fighting me.

Okay, I'll see you tonight then, be good.

The number you have called has been disconnected.

I fucking warned you!

I'm all done.

See you in a couple of hours. Do some shopping and bring back some lunch.

OK.

See...

I told you everything would be back to normal in no time.

YES.

YES.

There was a letter for you yesterday.

From Eddie.

He's in Italy.

I didn't think you should read what it had to say, so I...

...tore it up and threw it out.

Forget him! He's not good for either of us.

See you in a while.

Care givers and house keepers. Helen speaking.

THIS IS JULIA.

No, if we can't find the replacement...

...you'll have to give up this house.

OK.

And you will have to go to... to live at "Seawinds",

...possibly indefinitely.

YES.

You know you may not get another house.

There's an extremely short supply.

YES. YES.

Do you still want to get rid of Madelaine?

YES.

As long as you're certain.

- YES. - Okay.

I'll send a temp for a few days until we either find someone...

...or move you out.

And I'll talk to Madelaine for you if you like.

OK.

Do you want to see her one last time to say good-bye?

NO.

So, one, two, three...

There...

Bye bye Jewels, you hang in there, okay?

I got fired today.

You know that?

They even took the keys away.

You know, what's worse?

They reckon it wasn't them that fired me.

They reckon it was you.

Was it?

Fucking, was it?

Fucking was, wasn't it?

We'll just have to undo it then, won't we?

I ought to break your fucking neck!

Can't believe...

I've been fired by a fucking spastic!

Hey spastic... you think you're so fucking normal?

Get up like a normal person, get in your chair...

...and fucking tell me, why?

Go on! Get up! Get in your chair!

Ye... Oh, let me help you.

Not getting up?

God, you're useless.

Useless... Useless... Useless...

Useless!

Ok, useless, tell me why.

HELLO.

Hello yourself, machine and get fucked!

I STOLE YOUR BOYFRIEND. I STOLE YOUR BOYFRIEND.

I STOLE YOUR BOYFRIEND.

You're a fucking bitch!

Fuck you! I'll fucking kill you!

Shut up! Just shut up, shut up, shut up!

Shut up!

What a fuck?

- I ought to flatten you! - It's all right, it's all right.

Oh, If you're not gonna do it sweetheart, I will.

Fuck, she's a hard bitch.

Please don't come back.

I think we better have a beer, eh?

Okay, see, you've got three interviews this afternoon.

And there's another three tomorrow afternoon.

And all of the people are actually qualified,

...so you'll have to decide more on personality.

OK. OK.

And you've got... two men,

...and you've got four females.

I'd watch the men, cause they're more likely...

It's too early.

They're not due for another hour.

Do you want to go, or should I?

I'm sorry, that's two questions.

Hey...

Been any phone calls for me?

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