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- Ah shit.
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- Lieutenant Randall.
- Yes damn it.
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- Wilson sir, RAF.
- Hey do you mind?
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- Sorry sir.
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- Which way?
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You know why I joined
the US Air Force Wilson?
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- No sir.
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- To see my beautiful
country, and to be in the air.
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Instead I'm walking through
a freezing English forest
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because one of your guys
said he saw a light.
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- You're commanding
officer felt somebody
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from both countries
should investigate sir.
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- My commanding
officer is a dick.
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Shine it over here.
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- Resin, trees been
exposed to heat.
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- Camp fires?
- No sign of one.
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- Shine up.
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Branch is broken
up in the tree-line.
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- Something came down, your
man might have seen something.
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Okay, let's move off this,
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shit what the hell is that?
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- We have a body sir, looks
Vietnamese what's left of him.
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- I think I stepped
on some of him.
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- We're close, I think,
that's what the map says.
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That's where the lady is.
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- Why you want
to talk to this lady?
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Plenty of nice girls in Hanoi.
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- No, no, no
thanks, er this lady
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witnessed an abduction,
her friend was taken.
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- So we go to police?
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- Oh I don't think
so, she said a craft appeared
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as big as three of those
mountains up there.
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- Craft?
- A UFO.
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UFO right, sightings in Vietnam
are actually quite common.
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Urgh, oh God, I think I
got a fly in my mouth.
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That's disgusting.
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This is her.
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Hello, don't be afraid.
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Where was her friend standing?
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And where was the UFO?
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- Yes, I can confirm that,
that's a definite, yes ma'am.
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Several, at least 10, they're
all in separate containers.
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Well some are mac and cheese
and some are sandwiches.
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Because she likes them Patrice,
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there's fruit in there too okay.
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Look, I got to go, yeah, yeah
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I'll be home late
tonight okay, bye.
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- Agent Kendrick.
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- I don't really have a
title, just call me Kendrick.
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- Yes sir.
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- Where?
- Up island.
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- Scene secure.
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- Private beach, owners
don't come til August.
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Not much to secure really.
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Oh let me get this.
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- Estimated TOD.
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- Uh hi, who are you?
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- This is agent,
this is Mr. Kendrick.
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- I'm estimating time of death
is when he hit the ground,
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six o'clock this morning, in
front of two 15 year olds.
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One of them my stepdaughter
who's now grounded.
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- Small community.
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- They claim they
saw flashes of light
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and then Ben Murphy and his crew
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disappear from his boat
a little ways off shore.
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- A local fishing crew.
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- The boat?
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- Pulled it in this morning,
no sign of the crew,
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nothing suspicious on the boat.
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- The girls had ingested several
office cleaning products.
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- The wounds indicate?
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- He fell from pretty high
up, as in from a plane.
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- ID?
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- Found this in his pocket.
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- Kurt Nesbo.
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- Says he's from Oslo, also
found this in the wallet.
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Ticket to a gala show or
something, Oslo opera house.
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But it's dated April 30th 2013,
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that's almost a year from
now, he must have really
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want to see that show.
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- This ticket's been
torn, he saw the show.
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- He, sorry he what?
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- ID was confirmed, Kurt
Nesbo of Oslo Norway.
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Cause of death,
injuries from a fall.
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All flights that evening were
grounded due to the storm,
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over one year later we track
reports of a Kurt Nesbo,
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same ID, disappearing from a
gala at the opera house at Oslo
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during intermission.
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- Sorry, DC Metro sucks,
why are we in a hotel?
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- We own it.
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ID, Stanley.
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- Gillman.
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DOD owns a hotel.
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- Sit down.
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The same time the body dropped
that image was sent to us.
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- Sent?
- Sent in the mail,
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on a phone that hadn't
been invented yet.
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- Well, they don't know
how to spell happy.
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We got IDs on any of these guys?
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- One of them's MOD.
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- Ministry of Defense UK.
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- Yes, thank you I
know what it means.
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- Do we have a map?
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- You show up late to
an eyes only briefing
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and you, you would like a map.
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- Like a really big map
that we can put pins in.
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- Do you see a pattern?
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- Let me save you some energy,
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we know where it's
gonna happen next.
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- Okay how?
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- They told us.
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- They told you?
- They?
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What did they say?
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- They have a proposal
and they want us
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to see it happen again.
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- Where?
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Lower cumtrch, lower coom,
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lower cum, lower cumtwa,
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how do you even say that?
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- Huw Richards
has called in, saying there's
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a New Years Eve party
in Lower Cwmtwrch.
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Not to be confused with
Upper Cwmtwrch of course,
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where the special DJ
host, sponsored by
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Selwyn Reese, the fishmonger.
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Nothing fishy, just delishy.
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Might want to think about
hiring a new marketing
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team Selwyn, just
kidding, or am I?
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Welsh language radio
is coming up in a mo,
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but first here's
the new classic.
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- Hi there, you're
through to Steve Dennis,
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the Microphone Menace,
do you know what to do,
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oh I think you do.
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- Oh Steve where
the fuck are you?
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You told me to meet you
here, it's your party init,
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give me a ring back
alright, it's Huw bye.
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- They're mine.
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You're fit but
you're not that fit.
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- Yeah right.
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- So is this where you
give me the speech.
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- What speech?
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- It was fun, but
you're a famous DJ,
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need to get back to
London, don't have time
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for anything remotely
serious, blah, blah, blah.
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- No I, I wasn't gonna say that.
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- Okay.
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- No what I was gonna say was,
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if I'm honest I'm
not a good person
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and that nice guy
veneer from the radio
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is easy to sustain
on the airwaves
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but let's face it, we were both
just in this for ourselves,
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you know, for personal gain.
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So I think it's best
if I just leave.
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But although we only
had a few hours,
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we had the passion
of a lifetime.
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- That's from a film, that
last thing you just said,
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that's from The Terminator.
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You couldn't even be
bothered to watch a rom com
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and steal something from that.
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You decided to quote a
film about a killer cyborg
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who travels through time.
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- It is romantic to be fair,
no it is, at the end --
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- Fuck off Steve.
- Thanks.
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Okay good, I never
liked you okay.
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- Thank you for that Steve.
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- Good, well thanks
for everything.
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- Thank you.
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- Take care.
- You too.
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- I'll get dressed downstairs
so don't worry about --
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- Bye Steve, thank you.
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- Bye then.
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- Bye.
- Good.
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Hi, sorry I missed your
call, I was in a meeting.
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- Yeah, yeah, you told me
to meet you here at eight,
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it's your party mate.
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- Yeah, how many takers?
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- A few, not many.
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- Just a few.
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- There's a big New Years
Eve thing at Cinders,
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a lot of people going to that.
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- Look I've got an investor
coming from London,
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I need more people
there, please Huw,
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just get me some
more fucking people.
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Thanks.
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- Miles, Sunita, whenever
you don't call me
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for this long I know
something's going on.
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So I am moderately
concerned, call me back, bye.
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- There's something about
this guy you keep calling.
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- Who says it's a guy?
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- Because your voice goes funny.
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- It's work thank you.
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- Yeah, well you're
always on the phone.
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- Am I, do you wanna
try and take it back.
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Go on, do you wanna try --
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- This is a holiday
alright, so we need to stay
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away from technology.
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That's bloody Steve.
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Hello Steve.
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- Why did I come back to Wales?
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- You tell me.
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- Someone's
nicked my fucking car.
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- Hi Steve.
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- Oh is that Suny,
how's she doing?
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- Still my sister.
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- Half sister isn't it.
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- She has my full protection.
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- I was just checking
mate, how far away are you?
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- About 45 minutes.
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- Call me when you're
five minutes away,
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I'll tell you which pub.
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- Great.
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- What, nothing happened Naveen.
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- Yeah.
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- Oh that's a big screen, nice.
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Would have been nice
if we had it earlier.
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- Excuse me.
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- I mean that's not just
in the movies right,
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they do have those situations.
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- They do have those yes,
do you know the budget
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that gets allocated
to this department?
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Seeing as how it
officially doesn't exist.
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- You want to be in agriculture,
they get a lot of money.
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You should see the size
of the TVs and conference
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rooms for them.
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- I hope I'm not out
of line here sir,
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that file implies that
time traveling aliens
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are doing experiments on
humans and making a power play.
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Isn't this an imminent threat?
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- Not to us, they come at
us, you'd be seeing that
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on a very big screen.
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Weather reports.
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- Cloud and rain up in
Scotland, but due to blow north
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not south, you wanna tell
me what we're looking for?
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- You'll know it
when you see it.
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- Hello.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Jesus.
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Steve Dennis, good job I
hid you could have been
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someone coming to rob the place.
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- Not me, I just broadcast
criminally good entertainment.
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- You remember me
from school Steven?
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I tried to teach your geography,
I failed, but I tried.
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Mr. Jones, Robert Jones.
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- Yes of course, Bobby
J, Bob the Bones.
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- No, I just made that name up.
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Alan Thomas.
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- Yeah, Mr. T.
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- Made that one up as well.
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- Yep, Mr. Jenkins.
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- Sergeant Jenkins.
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Got my old job as a copper back.
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00:18:03,047 --> 00:18:06,947
Plus I own the pub.
255
00:18:06,982 --> 00:18:09,536
- Right, well congratulations.
256
00:18:09,571 --> 00:18:11,331
- I'm on duty tonight.
257
00:18:11,366 --> 00:18:12,712
- Oh I'm sorry.
258
00:18:12,746 --> 00:18:17,751
- No, I love it,
feel of the streets.
259
00:18:20,168 --> 00:18:21,893
- Well it's just the one
street really isn't it,
260
00:18:21,928 --> 00:18:23,240
and a few lanes.
261
00:18:23,274 --> 00:18:28,141
- Parties, noise
complaints, I'll be on that.
262
00:18:28,176 --> 00:18:30,419
You're having a party
aren't you Steven?
263
00:18:30,454 --> 00:18:33,284
- Just a little
shindig, nothing um,
264
00:18:36,184 --> 00:18:39,325
warming up from about 3
PM, mellow stuff initially
265
00:18:39,359 --> 00:18:41,327
before we kick into
the drum and base.
266
00:18:41,361 --> 00:18:42,776
- Might have to stop by.
267
00:18:42,811 --> 00:18:44,640
- Yeah do when your shifts done,
268
00:18:44,675 --> 00:18:45,814
I'll save you a few drinks.
269
00:18:45,848 --> 00:18:49,680
- Check on the
noise, bye bye now.
270
00:18:51,371 --> 00:18:53,166
- I actually just
fancied a pint.
271
00:18:53,201 --> 00:18:54,305
- Tata.
- Okay.
272
00:18:56,859 --> 00:18:58,102
Nice to see you sir.
273
00:19:04,039 --> 00:19:09,044
- Twat.
274
00:19:21,781 --> 00:19:23,127
- So how you been Suny
everything alright?
275
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,025
- Yeah, good, you?
276
00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:27,752
- Yeah great, really
great, good thanks.
277
00:19:27,787 --> 00:19:30,962
- Now to Steve
Dennis the microphone menace.
278
00:19:30,997 --> 00:19:33,310
- Hey it's me, it's the show.
279
00:19:33,344 --> 00:19:36,313
Not live obviously
because we're in the car.
280
00:19:36,347 --> 00:19:38,556
Pre-recorded that's
what we call that.
281
00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:40,869
- Soon
I'll be menacing again
282
00:19:40,903 --> 00:19:42,353
when I phone some feminists
283
00:19:42,388 --> 00:19:45,667
to ask for their bra sizes,
if you're gonna burn 'em,
284
00:19:45,701 --> 00:19:47,151
got to earn 'em.
285
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,843
Now we've had lots of
emails in for Steve's --
286
00:19:49,878 --> 00:19:51,811
- There he is.
287
00:19:51,845 --> 00:19:54,158
- What
is your favorite hole?
288
00:19:55,297 --> 00:19:56,609
- You can park over there.
289
00:19:57,575 --> 00:19:58,783
That's Naveen.
290
00:19:58,818 --> 00:20:00,371
- Didn't you used
to work the Viceroy?
291
00:20:00,406 --> 00:20:03,271
- No, no, no he didn't,
no that's a mate
of mine from London
292
00:20:03,305 --> 00:20:05,273
with tons of cash and
that's his sister.
293
00:20:05,307 --> 00:20:07,827
So no, none of
your jokes alright.
294
00:20:07,861 --> 00:20:09,242
- What jokes?
295
00:20:09,277 --> 00:20:11,727
- Any of the ones that you tell.
296
00:20:11,762 --> 00:20:15,490
♪ Burned by my velvet dreams
297
00:20:17,871 --> 00:20:19,597
- He's not using a turn table?
298
00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:23,014
- Well turn tables were
out, and then they were in,
299
00:20:23,049 --> 00:20:26,155
and now they're, well
actually they're still in,
300
00:20:26,190 --> 00:20:28,088
we just couldn't get
one, could we Tony.
301
00:20:28,123 --> 00:20:29,158
- Nah.
302
00:20:29,193 --> 00:20:30,608
- And you know Steve how?
303
00:20:30,643 --> 00:20:33,266
- Friends of his moms,
and we run the local B&B.
304
00:20:33,301 --> 00:20:34,785
If his venture gets
off the ground,
305
00:20:34,819 --> 00:20:36,373
then we'll give his
guest DJs a discount,
306
00:20:36,407 --> 00:20:37,374
won't we Ton.
307
00:20:37,408 --> 00:20:38,237
- Aye.
308
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:39,099
- His venture?
309
00:20:39,134 --> 00:20:40,584
- Yeah, Valley Palace.
310
00:20:40,618 --> 00:20:41,550
- Sorry?
311
00:20:41,585 --> 00:20:44,070
- VIP Nightclubs in the valleys.
312
00:20:44,104 --> 00:20:45,520
He wants to set
something up back here
313
00:20:45,554 --> 00:20:48,177
what with them probably
firing him in London you know.
314
00:20:48,212 --> 00:20:49,558
Oh my fucking mouth.
315
00:20:52,181 --> 00:20:54,598
- Hi, is there a
corkscrew anywhere?
316
00:20:55,702 --> 00:20:56,910
- Sorry?
317
00:20:56,945 --> 00:20:59,258
- A corkscrew?
- Corkscrew?
318
00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:01,467
- Yeah, yeah, I
bought some wine.
319
00:21:01,501 --> 00:21:03,158
- Yeah I know what it's for.
320
00:21:04,470 --> 00:21:05,781
- Don't say anything will you.
321
00:21:05,816 --> 00:21:06,989
- Of course not.
322
00:21:07,024 --> 00:21:09,440
- Stick some 90s stuff
on Steve, oh, oh.
323
00:21:11,753 --> 00:21:13,548
- So there is a corkscrew yeah?
324
00:21:14,825 --> 00:21:16,723
- No, sorry.
325
00:21:20,417 --> 00:21:22,384
♪ Ain't got much money,
326
00:21:22,419 --> 00:21:23,903
♪ Got some David Bowie,
327
00:21:23,937 --> 00:21:25,732
♪ Now the whole damn bar's
singing bad karaoke ♪
328
00:21:25,767 --> 00:21:28,735
♪ Like oh you pretty things
329
00:21:28,770 --> 00:21:32,049
♪ Does anybody in here
wanna buy me chicken wings ♪
330
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:34,085
♪ Enough about supper
all I need is ♪
331
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:35,880
♪ Barkeep pour me another
332
00:21:35,915 --> 00:21:39,159
♪ Back to the club would
you take him for a sucker ♪
333
00:21:42,991 --> 00:21:44,095
- Hey there.
- Hey.
334
00:21:46,581 --> 00:21:47,858
- Still at the travel agent?
335
00:21:47,892 --> 00:21:48,686
- Yep.
336
00:21:50,447 --> 00:21:51,689
- Valley Palace.
337
00:21:51,724 --> 00:21:53,691
- No, fucking Ryan.
338
00:21:53,726 --> 00:21:55,106
- Is that why I'm down here?
339
00:21:55,141 --> 00:21:56,349
- What do you mean?
340
00:21:56,384 --> 00:21:57,937
- Because of Nav,
he could invest
341
00:21:57,971 --> 00:21:59,801
and it would seem
odd not to invite me.
342
00:21:59,835 --> 00:22:01,250
- I thought you both
might like a nice weekend
343
00:22:01,285 --> 00:22:02,769
out of the city.
344
00:22:02,804 --> 00:22:04,909
- I don't know why you act
so weird around me Steve.
345
00:22:04,944 --> 00:22:06,117
Is it because
something happened,
346
00:22:06,152 --> 00:22:07,705
or because not enough happened?
347
00:22:08,982 --> 00:22:13,401
- Here's the thing
Suni, you, me, we,
348
00:22:14,505 --> 00:22:17,370
had a great few
moments but ultimately
349
00:22:17,405 --> 00:22:20,166
each person had to protect
their own interests.
350
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,754
When you think about it
we were both just in it
351
00:22:21,788 --> 00:22:22,720
for ourselves.
352
00:22:22,755 --> 00:22:24,066
- Unbelievable.
353
00:22:24,101 --> 00:22:25,551
- Thank you.
354
00:22:25,585 --> 00:22:27,138
- You said the same thing
to me the next morning.
355
00:22:27,173 --> 00:22:29,624
The funny thing is you
probably don't even remember
356
00:22:29,658 --> 00:22:32,558
what happened, would you
like me to remind you?
357
00:22:32,592 --> 00:22:36,907
- No, if I could potentially
not be full of shit
358
00:22:36,941 --> 00:22:38,529
do you think it might
be possible to --
359
00:22:38,564 --> 00:22:40,635
- Excuse me can you turn
the music down please.
360
00:22:40,669 --> 00:22:42,982
Ah, hello again.
361
00:22:43,016 --> 00:22:44,880
- Agnes, Agnes Dee.
362
00:22:44,915 --> 00:22:47,711
- Very good, Agnes
Davis, it is printed
363
00:22:47,745 --> 00:22:49,402
on all the red gas
bills in the hallway
364
00:22:49,437 --> 00:22:50,955
so you're not exactly Sherlock.
365
00:22:52,301 --> 00:22:53,475
- Go back inside shall I.
366
00:22:54,407 --> 00:22:55,201
- I'm comin' in.
367
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,170
- Hello.
- Hi.
368
00:22:59,205 --> 00:23:01,310
- Agnes D, see told you
I remembered your name.
369
00:23:01,345 --> 00:23:03,105
- My dad lives on the next farm,
370
00:23:03,140 --> 00:23:04,313
he wants the music off.
371
00:23:05,660 --> 00:23:07,006
- Can I do anything
to change his mind?
372
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:09,180
- He's a raging alcoholic,
I could take him
373
00:23:09,215 --> 00:23:11,873
a bottle of vodka to act
as a sort of sedative.
374
00:23:11,907 --> 00:23:15,048
But in return I would
require a bottle for myself
375
00:23:15,083 --> 00:23:18,949
and an invitation to this
doubtless amazing party.
376
00:23:18,983 --> 00:23:20,226
- Um.
377
00:23:20,260 --> 00:23:21,469
- Oh go on, I'll even
throw in a cover story
378
00:23:21,503 --> 00:23:22,918
about how we're just
platonic friends,
379
00:23:22,953 --> 00:23:24,679
so you can try and
shag the Indian bird,
380
00:23:24,713 --> 00:23:26,197
she's very pretty.
381
00:23:26,232 --> 00:23:27,302
- We're just friends.
382
00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:31,686
- We're all just friends.
383
00:23:34,585 --> 00:23:35,414
This way.
384
00:23:37,139 --> 00:23:37,968
- Yeah.
385
00:23:51,913 --> 00:23:53,259
- So all that --
386
00:23:55,123 --> 00:23:56,780
I thought you were
in the hallway.
387
00:23:59,023 --> 00:24:01,923
- No you're mistaken.
388
00:24:07,342 --> 00:24:08,170
- Right.
389
00:24:09,482 --> 00:24:11,173
- Just had a large cloud
mass form over Calais
390
00:24:11,208 --> 00:24:14,314
within seconds moving west.
391
00:24:15,592 --> 00:24:17,214
Here it comes.
392
00:24:17,248 --> 00:24:19,492
- Smells good, what's on it?
393
00:24:19,527 --> 00:24:21,287
- Pepperoni.
394
00:24:21,321 --> 00:24:23,945
- Vegetarian,
thanks for checking.
395
00:24:27,362 --> 00:24:30,261
- Huw, stop drinking
now, alright, that's it,
396
00:24:30,296 --> 00:24:34,542
nice big smiles,
one, two, three.
397
00:24:34,576 --> 00:24:36,336
Happy New Year.
398
00:24:36,371 --> 00:24:38,304
- Happy new Year.
399
00:24:40,927 --> 00:24:42,239
- Good.
- Give us a look then,
400
00:24:42,273 --> 00:24:43,516
give us a look.
401
00:24:52,801 --> 00:24:57,599
♪ Tonight
402
00:24:57,634 --> 00:25:02,431
♪ Whoa
403
00:25:02,466 --> 00:25:04,364
♪ Whoa
404
00:25:12,994 --> 00:25:17,999
♪ Tonight
405
00:25:21,865 --> 00:25:24,971
♪ I know you love me for a
406
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,470
- Bit quiet for New
Years Eve isn't it?
407
00:25:48,616 --> 00:25:53,586
- Normally packed in here,
fucking Steve Dennis.
408
00:25:54,069 --> 00:25:54,898
- Sorry.
409
00:25:57,141 --> 00:25:59,005
- Another shandy?
410
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:00,731
- No I'm fine with
this one thanks.
411
00:26:02,077 --> 00:26:05,115
- Well, I'm fine with my scotch.
412
00:26:06,806 --> 00:26:07,635
- Right.
413
00:26:08,670 --> 00:26:09,809
Can I ask you a question?
414
00:26:09,844 --> 00:26:11,052
- What?
415
00:26:11,086 --> 00:26:13,019
- Is anyone round
here having a party?
416
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,298
Do you recognize
any of these people?
417
00:26:18,922 --> 00:26:20,130
- Never seen them.
418
00:26:20,164 --> 00:26:21,787
Okay great stuff,
419
00:26:21,821 --> 00:26:23,271
- Right.
420
00:26:23,305 --> 00:26:24,548
and it wouldn't be new
years eve without some odd
421
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:26,308
phone calls, here we
have some listeners
422
00:26:26,343 --> 00:26:29,104
reporting UFO's in Neath.
423
00:26:30,002 --> 00:26:31,348
- Neath.
424
00:26:31,382 --> 00:26:33,592
- Mr. Barnes, you gonna
pay for that shandy.
425
00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:37,561
- Alright, I love what
you've done with the place,
426
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:40,495
really nice, tinsel,
Happy New Year.
427
00:26:41,669 --> 00:26:43,049
- Fucking weirdo.
428
00:27:05,347 --> 00:27:06,176
Hello!
429
00:27:11,699 --> 00:27:12,492
Hello!
430
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:35,412
If this is Huw having
a girly giggle,
431
00:27:36,585 --> 00:27:38,346
I will plant mushrooms on you,
432
00:27:41,038 --> 00:27:44,835
fucking will as well!
433
00:28:21,941 --> 00:28:25,151
What the fuck are
you playing at?
434
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:32,952
- How you doing?
435
00:28:35,058 --> 00:28:37,301
- It's the microphone menace.
436
00:28:37,336 --> 00:28:39,096
- That's right it is me.
437
00:28:40,477 --> 00:28:43,169
So boys grab your girls,
boys grab your boys whatever,
438
00:28:43,204 --> 00:28:46,241
I don't judge, almost
that time of the evening
439
00:28:46,276 --> 00:28:49,210
where I get to wish
you a Happy New Year.
440
00:28:50,590 --> 00:28:52,765
Alright let's do this,
let's start this countdown.
441
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,008
- 10, nine --
442
00:28:55,181 --> 00:28:57,011
- Whoa, whoa you're
30 seconds out Steve,
443
00:28:57,045 --> 00:28:58,529
it says on my app.
444
00:28:58,564 --> 00:29:02,188
- Oh, I'm 30 seconds off,
that's fine, I can fill,
445
00:29:02,223 --> 00:29:03,431
I can do this.
- Yeah.
446
00:29:06,434 --> 00:29:08,160
- Thank you's I guess.
447
00:29:08,194 --> 00:29:10,541
Nav, Suni I love you
guys coming all the way
448
00:29:10,576 --> 00:29:13,130
from London, you are
brilliant thank you.
449
00:29:13,165 --> 00:29:15,650
Ryan and of course
the gorgeous Tommy
450
00:29:15,684 --> 00:29:17,859
offering wonderful deals
at the Peacock B&B.
451
00:29:17,894 --> 00:29:21,311
Go and stay there if
you're gonna stay anywhere.
452
00:29:21,345 --> 00:29:24,417
And who else, oh yes,
there he is, the main man,
453
00:29:24,452 --> 00:29:26,385
Selwyn Reese and his fried fish.
454
00:29:26,419 --> 00:29:27,627
- Yeah.
455
00:29:27,662 --> 00:29:29,802
- If you want a piece of
skate, get to my mate,
456
00:29:29,837 --> 00:29:31,045
I think have I
done it, that's it,
457
00:29:31,079 --> 00:29:33,288
okay let's go, let's
countdown proper.
458
00:29:33,323 --> 00:29:37,810
- 10, nine, eight, seven.
459
00:29:40,813 --> 00:29:41,641
- Happy New Year.
460
00:29:42,884 --> 00:29:45,784
- Alright, alright,
everyone calm down,
461
00:29:45,818 --> 00:29:48,372
that's fine, just stay in
doors, don't go outside,
462
00:29:48,407 --> 00:29:50,064
we'll work out what this is.
463
00:29:50,098 --> 00:29:52,273
I'll be back with you
soon, thanks, thanks.
464
00:29:56,864 --> 00:29:57,692
- Sorry, sorry.
465
00:30:01,213 --> 00:30:02,041
Stevo.
466
00:30:10,256 --> 00:30:14,329
- Oh.
467
00:30:19,783 --> 00:30:21,267
- What?
468
00:30:21,302 --> 00:30:23,028
- What just happened.
469
00:30:36,317 --> 00:30:37,111
- What?
470
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:42,875
- Come in Steve, it
might start up again.
471
00:30:42,910 --> 00:30:46,603
- I'm a valley boy Rye,
not afraid of a few drops.
472
00:30:46,637 --> 00:30:48,605
- If you're such a
proud valley boy,
473
00:30:48,639 --> 00:30:49,917
how come you changed your accent
474
00:30:49,951 --> 00:30:51,850
the minute you moved to London?
475
00:30:51,884 --> 00:30:52,816
- What?
476
00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:53,990
- You used to sound like me.
477
00:30:54,024 --> 00:30:55,025
- What's up there?
478
00:30:57,096 --> 00:30:58,132
Can you see anything?
479
00:31:06,416 --> 00:31:07,210
- Shit!
480
00:31:09,005 --> 00:31:13,147
- Fuck me.
- Sorry.
481
00:31:13,181 --> 00:31:14,700
- Is that a spear?
482
00:31:17,634 --> 00:31:18,462
- Maasai.
483
00:31:20,050 --> 00:31:21,258
- What?
484
00:31:21,293 --> 00:31:24,365
- It's in Ecola, it's
short for close attacks.
485
00:31:25,711 --> 00:31:30,267
African Maasai tribe,
see the blade has
486
00:31:30,302 --> 00:31:31,579
a distinctive fish shape.
487
00:31:33,753 --> 00:31:34,996
Masters in anthropology.
488
00:31:36,515 --> 00:31:37,896
- Yeah well don't
take it inside,
489
00:31:37,930 --> 00:31:39,311
I've only rented the place.
490
00:31:42,314 --> 00:31:44,903
- Sunita, you're
keeping odd hours.
491
00:31:44,937 --> 00:31:46,490
- Sorry to disturb you sir.
492
00:31:46,525 --> 00:31:48,009
- I take it this
isn't a drink and dial
493
00:31:48,044 --> 00:31:50,529
to say how much you appreciate
me as your new boss.
494
00:31:50,563 --> 00:31:52,496
- We may have a
Canary incident sir.
495
00:31:55,016 --> 00:31:56,500
- May have a what?
496
00:31:56,535 --> 00:31:58,019
- This would make it the
second after Rendlesham sir.
497
00:31:58,054 --> 00:32:00,919
- Do not mention Rendlesham.
498
00:32:00,953 --> 00:32:03,991
Rendlesham was a long time ago,
it's probably best forgotten
499
00:32:04,025 --> 00:32:06,200
two soldiers from two
countries disappeared,
500
00:32:06,234 --> 00:32:09,375
we had to tell their families
they died in a train accident.
501
00:32:09,410 --> 00:32:10,963
Oh the Yanks kicked up a fuss.
502
00:32:10,998 --> 00:32:13,276
- It has a similar MO
sir, foreign corpse,
503
00:32:13,310 --> 00:32:15,347
sudden impact, no
sign of aircraft.
504
00:32:15,381 --> 00:32:16,624
- How can you tell?
505
00:32:16,658 --> 00:32:17,625
- It just fell on
the party I'm at.
506
00:32:17,659 --> 00:32:19,075
On the house.
507
00:32:19,109 --> 00:32:20,835
- Bit weird in it?
508
00:32:20,869 --> 00:32:21,836
- That's putting it mildly.
509
00:32:21,870 --> 00:32:24,149
- Oh look at me with my red wine
510
00:32:24,183 --> 00:32:25,909
and my long words.
511
00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:26,945
- Have you got a problem mate?
512
00:32:26,979 --> 00:32:28,947
- Yeah I fucking have actually.
513
00:32:29,844 --> 00:32:32,226
Why don't we step outside.
514
00:32:32,260 --> 00:32:33,468
- We are outside.
515
00:32:36,713 --> 00:32:38,404
- And what can you
confirm about the body?
516
00:32:38,439 --> 00:32:41,304
- I can't quite yet sir,
it's still on the roof.
517
00:32:41,338 --> 00:32:43,030
It did drop this though.
518
00:32:43,064 --> 00:32:44,272
- There's something on the roof
519
00:32:44,307 --> 00:32:45,929
that may or may not be a corpse,
520
00:32:47,103 --> 00:32:48,518
and you have a
funny looking stick.
521
00:32:48,552 --> 00:32:49,829
- Sir --
- Oh I knew
522
00:32:49,864 --> 00:32:51,521
you should never have
lead me to the Yanks.
523
00:32:51,555 --> 00:32:53,005
They filled your
head with spaceships.
524
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,145
- A Viennese boatman dropped
on Rendlesham in 1980,
525
00:32:55,180 --> 00:32:59,046
then disappeared in 96, they
tracked him, definite ID.
526
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:00,806
- Yes, says your
friend Miles Kendrick,
527
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:03,429
who for some reason only
has a level five clearance.
528
00:33:03,464 --> 00:33:07,468
Sunita listen,
aliens don't exist,
529
00:33:07,502 --> 00:33:09,849
time travel does not exist.
530
00:33:09,884 --> 00:33:10,816
Happy New Year.
531
00:33:11,955 --> 00:33:14,406
Get a towel, you don't
mix red and white --
532
00:33:15,752 --> 00:33:16,995
- Oh you're fucking
asking for it pal.
533
00:33:17,029 --> 00:33:18,168
- Yeah.
534
00:33:18,203 --> 00:33:18,997
- Yeah I'll knock
that little smug look
535
00:33:19,031 --> 00:33:20,239
right off your face.
536
00:33:20,274 --> 00:33:21,033
- Alright
just back off man.
537
00:33:21,068 --> 00:33:22,138
- Yeah you back off.
538
00:33:22,172 --> 00:33:23,691
- Huw, Huw mate please.
539
00:33:23,725 --> 00:33:27,246
- Oh what so it's fine if
you're a famous fucking DJ
540
00:33:27,281 --> 00:33:29,697
or a rich knob but
if you work in a pub
541
00:33:29,731 --> 00:33:31,147
you can fuck off is it.
542
00:33:31,181 --> 00:33:33,804
He's not gonna give
you his money anyway,
543
00:33:33,839 --> 00:33:37,084
your Valley Club
ideas fucking rubbish.
544
00:33:37,118 --> 00:33:38,395
- Fuck!
- Fuck!
545
00:33:39,914 --> 00:33:43,849
- Fucking hell I'm so
sorry, that was me again.
546
00:33:48,888 --> 00:33:50,131
- What is that?
547
00:33:53,721 --> 00:33:56,551
What the fucks going
on here in Wales?
548
00:33:56,586 --> 00:33:57,794
Is this normal?
549
00:34:01,522 --> 00:34:02,350
Fuck sake.
550
00:34:20,368 --> 00:34:21,197
- What now?
551
00:34:22,888 --> 00:34:24,200
- Observe and report.
552
00:34:25,649 --> 00:34:26,547
- That's it?
553
00:34:26,581 --> 00:34:27,617
- Orders.
554
00:34:28,790 --> 00:34:29,998
- I can't do my
job if I don't know
555
00:34:30,033 --> 00:34:31,207
what the objective is.
556
00:34:31,241 --> 00:34:32,725
- You've been told
exactly what --
557
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:34,175
- What is your job title?
558
00:34:34,210 --> 00:34:36,246
- Same as you, analyst.
559
00:34:36,281 --> 00:34:38,179
- Really, you look
like you analyze people
560
00:34:38,214 --> 00:34:39,491
who are tied to a chair.
561
00:34:39,525 --> 00:34:40,561
What are we doing here?
562
00:34:40,595 --> 00:34:44,082
- Listen to me.
563
00:34:52,435 --> 00:34:54,402
- Can you hear me, hello yeah.
564
00:34:54,437 --> 00:34:58,199
My names Huw Richards, I'm
a barman at the Cross Keys,
565
00:34:59,545 --> 00:35:02,721
that's not important,
look a dead black man
566
00:35:02,755 --> 00:35:05,655
just fell out of the
sky onto my house.
567
00:35:05,689 --> 00:35:08,313
Well it's not actually
my house, I'm renting it,
568
00:35:08,347 --> 00:35:10,384
and also there was
this rain right,
569
00:35:10,418 --> 00:35:12,800
and then it just turned
off like it was a big
570
00:35:12,834 --> 00:35:14,974
fucking tap in the
sky or something.
571
00:35:15,009 --> 00:35:19,186
So can you send coppers,
an ambulance, hello.
572
00:35:21,981 --> 00:35:22,879
Oh I got cut off.
573
00:35:22,913 --> 00:35:23,811
- Yeah or they've hung up.
574
00:35:23,845 --> 00:35:25,123
- I'll try calling them.
575
00:35:25,157 --> 00:35:26,089
- Steve.
- Yeah.
576
00:35:27,194 --> 00:35:29,023
- I need to make
sure my dad's okay.
577
00:35:29,057 --> 00:35:30,645
- No one's going out there
til we know what's going on.
578
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,923
- I've seen the body, that's
not gonna hurt me is it?
579
00:35:32,958 --> 00:35:34,408
- Yeah but Agnes seriously.
580
00:35:34,442 --> 00:35:36,617
- Look, if one of those
has fallen on my dads roof
581
00:35:36,651 --> 00:35:37,721
he's gonna freak out.
582
00:35:39,861 --> 00:35:40,828
- I'll go with you.
583
00:35:48,422 --> 00:35:50,078
We should all go,
it could get worse.
584
00:35:50,113 --> 00:35:52,115
- Uh, it could get a lot
worse outside actually,
585
00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:53,392
besides we don't want
to see a dead body
586
00:35:53,427 --> 00:35:54,669
thank you very much.
587
00:35:54,704 --> 00:35:56,223
- Look the other way
then, scaredy poof.
588
00:35:56,257 --> 00:35:57,500
- Do you want a fucking beating?
589
00:35:57,534 --> 00:35:59,226
- As if you could.
590
00:35:59,260 --> 00:36:01,055
- I'm black belt in Wing Chun.
591
00:36:01,089 --> 00:36:02,953
- What's that, fucking
flower arranging.
592
00:36:02,988 --> 00:36:06,198
- Boys, Nav what'd they say.
593
00:36:06,233 --> 00:36:07,889
- I don't think
they believed me.
594
00:36:09,270 --> 00:36:10,892
You're a nutter sis.
595
00:36:10,927 --> 00:36:11,755
- We'll be fine.
596
00:36:24,492 --> 00:36:26,356
- We stay together,
we stay together.
597
00:36:26,391 --> 00:36:27,771
- There's nothing out there.
598
00:36:27,806 --> 00:36:29,187
- We stay inside.
- There's nothing out there.
599
00:36:29,221 --> 00:36:31,844
- Wing Chung
- There's nothing out there.
600
00:36:31,879 --> 00:36:33,225
- We stay inside.
- There's nothing out there.
601
00:36:33,260 --> 00:36:35,296
- We stay together.
- There's nothing out there.
602
00:36:35,331 --> 00:36:37,505
- Win Chung.
- We stay inside.
603
00:36:37,540 --> 00:36:39,369
So how do
you know Steve?
604
00:36:39,404 --> 00:36:41,268
- Is he really
worth talking about?
605
00:36:41,302 --> 00:36:44,271
- No actually, what
do you do in London?
606
00:36:44,305 --> 00:36:45,617
- Travel agent.
607
00:36:45,651 --> 00:36:46,480
- Really?
608
00:36:47,343 --> 00:36:48,516
- What about you?
609
00:36:48,551 --> 00:36:49,448
- I work
for the local paper.
610
00:36:49,483 --> 00:36:51,347
- Oh, a journalist.
611
00:36:51,381 --> 00:36:54,212
- Councils Binbag
Blunder, hardly Watergate.
612
00:36:55,351 --> 00:36:57,215
I can tell when people
are lying though.
613
00:36:59,286 --> 00:37:00,873
- I still can't get signal.
614
00:37:00,908 --> 00:37:02,634
Just gonna check Lisa
hasn't burnt down the B&B.
615
00:37:02,668 --> 00:37:04,083
- Your phone is shit.
616
00:37:04,118 --> 00:37:04,912
- Where's yours?
617
00:37:04,946 --> 00:37:05,775
- In the car.
618
00:37:07,501 --> 00:37:10,883
- Be careful it's
muddy
619
00:37:14,335 --> 00:37:15,888
Love you.
- Yeah whatever.
620
00:37:21,135 --> 00:37:24,897
♪ Are you from Scotland,
nu, I am from Wales. ♪
621
00:37:24,932 --> 00:37:25,967
- Alright mate.
- Fuck off.
622
00:37:30,696 --> 00:37:32,526
♪ Are you from England, no
623
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,355
♪ Are you from Scotland, no
624
00:37:34,390 --> 00:37:36,184
♪ Are you from Ireland, no
625
00:37:36,219 --> 00:37:38,428
♪ I'm from fucking Wales.
626
00:37:43,813 --> 00:37:45,366
- Ah there you are.
627
00:37:54,341 --> 00:37:56,170
Got you, you little fucker.
628
00:38:06,663 --> 00:38:07,492
- Please!
629
00:38:30,653 --> 00:38:32,655
- Do you mind if
I go in on my own,
630
00:38:32,689 --> 00:38:34,173
my dad might be?
631
00:38:34,208 --> 00:38:35,036
- Sure.
632
00:38:37,384 --> 00:38:39,075
- The
assailant wore a yellow mac --
633
00:38:39,109 --> 00:38:40,283
- Dad.
634
00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:42,009
- And
appears pale and crazed.
635
00:38:42,043 --> 00:38:43,424
I don't think he's
anyones catch of the day.
636
00:38:43,459 --> 00:38:44,874
- Dad, you awake?
637
00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:57,749
- Dad.
638
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:05,343
Dad?
639
00:39:15,525 --> 00:39:20,116
Dad.
640
00:39:56,394 --> 00:40:00,536
- Gerrant, come too, it's
a party, it's a party.
641
00:40:00,570 --> 00:40:02,503
Let's get drunk and
make some mistakes.
642
00:40:03,987 --> 00:40:06,300
- Slightly inappropriate
time to be taking Es.
643
00:40:07,439 --> 00:40:10,684
- NHS, when did you
call the police?
644
00:40:10,718 --> 00:40:11,892
- Half an hour ago.
645
00:40:13,859 --> 00:40:16,310
- Brilliant, hardly anything.
646
00:40:18,795 --> 00:40:21,073
You know this isn't
exactly how I planned it,
647
00:40:22,178 --> 00:40:23,351
and Huw and everything I --
648
00:40:23,386 --> 00:40:25,595
- Did you really used
to sound like him?
649
00:40:25,630 --> 00:40:29,427
- Yeah a bit, but
no London station
650
00:40:29,461 --> 00:40:32,188
wants a DJ sounding
like that now do they.
651
00:40:32,222 --> 00:40:33,361
- Suni's always
sounded the same,
652
00:40:33,396 --> 00:40:35,605
but I grew up
sounding like my mom.
653
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:39,367
I got picked on big time,
kids doing impressions of me,
654
00:40:39,402 --> 00:40:41,473
they sounded more
Welsh then Indian.
655
00:40:42,716 --> 00:40:44,372
I changed the way
I spoke to fit in,
656
00:40:46,064 --> 00:40:47,548
Suni'd never have cared though.
657
00:40:48,756 --> 00:40:51,172
I suppose that's why I'm
so protective of her.
658
00:40:53,761 --> 00:40:54,831
Not that she needs it.
659
00:41:11,227 --> 00:41:12,642
Pale and crazed.
660
00:41:20,961 --> 00:41:22,480
Pale and crazed.
661
00:42:09,009 --> 00:42:10,666
- Getting some
reports on the ground.
662
00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:11,839
- We have people there?
663
00:42:11,874 --> 00:42:15,394
- Just the local police,
reports of bodies
664
00:42:15,429 --> 00:42:18,294
falling from the sky,
civilians with stab wounds.
665
00:42:30,375 --> 00:42:31,203
- Shit.
666
00:42:35,483 --> 00:42:39,211
I want as many feeds as we
can, satellite, HCL, traffic,
667
00:42:39,246 --> 00:42:40,074
whatever we got.
668
00:42:41,731 --> 00:42:45,942
- It's a party, it's a
happy, happy New Year party.
669
00:42:45,977 --> 00:42:50,982
2015, and all the
Londoners coming down,
670
00:42:52,155 --> 00:42:54,330
ooh look at me
I've got nice hair
671
00:42:54,364 --> 00:42:55,745
and my sister's fit.
672
00:42:55,780 --> 00:42:56,919
- Hey, cork it.
673
00:42:58,645 --> 00:43:00,094
- But I haven't
finished my set yet.
674
00:43:00,129 --> 00:43:02,062
- Why haven't we
had any complaints?
675
00:43:02,096 --> 00:43:03,304
- What?
676
00:43:03,339 --> 00:43:04,892
- The neighbors,
and where's Tommy?
677
00:43:06,342 --> 00:43:09,966
- I don't know mate, I do not
keep track of all the gays.
678
00:43:10,001 --> 00:43:12,037
- I've been working on a
series of adventure novels
679
00:43:12,072 --> 00:43:14,108
about this sort of DJ explorer.
680
00:43:14,143 --> 00:43:15,316
I could write you one.
681
00:43:15,351 --> 00:43:16,732
- Have you seen my
waste of a boyfriend?
682
00:43:16,766 --> 00:43:17,836
- Not for a while no.
683
00:43:19,044 --> 00:43:21,081
- If he's found the
weed in the car.
684
00:43:21,115 --> 00:43:21,944
Thomas.
685
00:43:23,773 --> 00:43:25,637
- Maybe I could write
like a chapter where --
686
00:43:25,672 --> 00:43:28,053
- Stop talking Steve.
- Yeah, happy New Year.
687
00:43:30,331 --> 00:43:32,748
- Thomas you found the
fucking hash didn't you?
688
00:43:34,888 --> 00:43:35,716
- Thomas!
689
00:43:47,038 --> 00:43:47,866
- Fuck.
690
00:44:21,900 --> 00:44:22,729
- Come on!
691
00:44:54,553 --> 00:44:56,694
- Come on.
- What the fuck.
692
00:45:18,923 --> 00:45:19,751
- David.
693
00:45:29,934 --> 00:45:32,177
- This isn't a true
representation of Valley Palace.
694
00:45:32,212 --> 00:45:33,696
- Shut up Steve.
695
00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:35,008
- You know, Huw promised me
like 600 guests, honestly.
696
00:45:35,042 --> 00:45:35,871
- Shut up Steve.
697
00:45:38,011 --> 00:45:38,908
- You alright Sis?
698
00:45:38,943 --> 00:45:40,392
- Where's the key for the door?
699
00:45:40,427 --> 00:45:42,670
- Something's chasing
us, it just killed Tommy.
700
00:45:42,705 --> 00:45:43,982
Fuck I'm gonna hide, see you.
701
00:45:44,017 --> 00:45:45,812
- We need
to stay together.
702
00:45:50,748 --> 00:45:52,094
- There's nothing out there.
703
00:45:52,128 --> 00:45:53,336
- We stay inside.
704
00:45:53,371 --> 00:45:54,855
- I don't know what
all the noise is about
705
00:45:54,890 --> 00:45:58,479
but I'm going outside to
get myself some more beer.
706
00:46:43,593 --> 00:46:47,287
♪ I see the rain falling down
707
00:47:10,793 --> 00:47:11,621
- Shit.
708
00:47:18,594 --> 00:47:21,252
- Get it please, get it.
709
00:47:35,128 --> 00:47:36,232
- Shit, shit.
710
00:49:03,871 --> 00:49:06,012
- Jesus, fuck off.
- What?
711
00:49:06,046 --> 00:49:07,979
- This is my hiding
place, fuck off.
712
00:49:08,014 --> 00:49:09,429
- Where are I gonna hide?
713
00:49:09,463 --> 00:49:10,464
- Not my problem.
714
00:49:10,499 --> 00:49:12,915
- I'll give you a fucking
problem, budge up.
715
00:49:20,026 --> 00:49:21,889
- Fuck off.
- No go.
716
00:49:21,924 --> 00:49:23,857
- Jesus, fucking, fuck.
717
00:50:15,529 --> 00:50:18,187
- There was a fucking corkscrew.
718
00:50:29,543 --> 00:50:31,890
- Come on, come on, come on.
719
00:50:35,411 --> 00:50:39,174
I got him, I got
him, get the spear.
720
00:50:39,208 --> 00:50:40,554
Get the fucking spear.
721
00:50:42,798 --> 00:50:44,248
- I can't find it.
722
00:50:45,456 --> 00:50:50,288
- I can't hold him,
I can't hold him.
723
00:51:17,936 --> 00:51:18,765
- Oh fuck.
724
00:51:50,831 --> 00:51:55,802
- Shit.
725
00:52:05,950 --> 00:52:06,882
- You cunt.
726
00:52:43,850 --> 00:52:47,681
- Fucking touch my
mustache you fucking prick.
727
00:52:55,206 --> 00:52:56,069
- Found it.
728
00:53:26,272 --> 00:53:28,377
- What the fuck are they?
729
00:53:29,551 --> 00:53:32,761
- I don't know, just
want them to go away.
730
00:53:40,044 --> 00:53:41,563
- Sunita.
- We've been attacked.
731
00:53:41,597 --> 00:53:43,150
- If you would like me
to call them terrorists
732
00:53:43,185 --> 00:53:44,531
instead of aliens I will.
733
00:53:44,566 --> 00:53:46,913
- I believe you, a
corpse similar to the one
734
00:53:46,947 --> 00:53:49,156
you encountered landed
only two miles from here.
735
00:53:49,191 --> 00:53:52,263
We are in lockdown, I've
got no agents within
736
00:53:52,298 --> 00:53:55,232
a 20 mile radius of you,
but I'm tracking you okay.
737
00:53:55,266 --> 00:53:56,716
I'm tracking you and I've
informed local police.
738
00:53:56,750 --> 00:53:58,269
- Police are otherwise
occupied sir.
739
00:53:58,304 --> 00:54:00,961
- Sunita listen, listen,
it seems the higher ups
740
00:54:00,996 --> 00:54:03,964
haven't been entirely
honest with either of us.
741
00:54:03,999 --> 00:54:06,691
Rendlesham wasn't
the first incident.
742
00:54:18,531 --> 00:54:21,258
- Hey the phone
reception was rubbish
743
00:54:21,292 --> 00:54:23,846
and now it's totally gone
because of the weather right.
744
00:54:23,881 --> 00:54:26,470
That relies on transmissions
through the air.
745
00:54:26,504 --> 00:54:28,368
Internet is mainly
cables underground.
746
00:54:28,403 --> 00:54:31,475
There's no Wi-Fi here, but
I'm picking up a signal
747
00:54:31,509 --> 00:54:33,097
in another house, really faint.
748
00:54:33,131 --> 00:54:35,272
- You wanna what,
email the police?
749
00:54:35,306 --> 00:54:36,238
- No I want to get
hold of someone
750
00:54:36,273 --> 00:54:37,998
who might know all about this.
751
00:54:38,033 --> 00:54:40,932
- Oh yeah, like hello we've
been attacked and killed
752
00:54:40,967 --> 00:54:43,314
by vampire fisherman, do
you have an opinion on that.
753
00:54:43,349 --> 00:54:44,971
Only my friend Sunita
thinks it might be
754
00:54:45,005 --> 00:54:46,248
your area of expertise.
755
00:54:46,283 --> 00:54:47,111
- Shut up Steve.
756
00:54:48,112 --> 00:54:49,596
- Look we all know at this point
757
00:54:49,631 --> 00:54:51,184
that I don't actually work
for a travel agents right.
758
00:54:51,218 --> 00:54:53,876
- Yeah, I was wondering
when you were gonna tell me.
759
00:54:53,911 --> 00:54:55,050
- So what are you then?
760
00:54:56,741 --> 00:54:57,570
- MOD.
761
00:54:59,365 --> 00:55:00,883
- You've got a Masters
of Interior Design?
762
00:55:00,918 --> 00:55:03,230
- Ministry of Defense
you fucking knob,
763
00:55:03,265 --> 00:55:04,715
where's the I in that?
764
00:55:04,749 --> 00:55:07,373
- Piss off, do I look like
I belong in a spy thriller?
765
00:55:07,407 --> 00:55:09,892
No, no I don't, no my job is,
766
00:55:09,927 --> 00:55:11,515
and hopefully will
still be to provide
767
00:55:11,549 --> 00:55:13,655
quality and slightly
adult entertainment
768
00:55:13,689 --> 00:55:16,589
to an impressively large
number of London listeners.
769
00:55:16,623 --> 00:55:19,039
And yes, actually, I
did think that working
770
00:55:19,074 --> 00:55:21,007
in a travel agents was
beneath Sunita's skill
771
00:55:21,041 --> 00:55:23,181
and intelligence level but I
didn't want to point that out,
772
00:55:23,216 --> 00:55:25,667
did I, no because I
thought it might be rude.
773
00:55:25,701 --> 00:55:27,185
- As opposed to
suggesting that you, me,
774
00:55:27,220 --> 00:55:29,636
and the girl from the radio
station have a threesome.
775
00:55:29,671 --> 00:55:31,638
- What!
- No, no, no.
776
00:55:31,673 --> 00:55:32,881
No I didn't say that.
777
00:55:32,915 --> 00:55:34,676
- Yes you did, you
just don't remember.
778
00:55:34,710 --> 00:55:36,298
- I will destroy you.
779
00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:38,473
- Off topic, off
topic, slightly fucking
780
00:55:38,507 --> 00:55:40,923
off topic everyone. Tah!
781
00:55:42,718 --> 00:55:45,583
- So, Ministry of Defense.
782
00:55:45,618 --> 00:55:47,965
- Field agent, I was
on loan to the Yanks,
783
00:55:47,999 --> 00:55:50,208
there's someone over there,
an American version of me
784
00:55:50,243 --> 00:55:52,418
but a bit more senior, he's
the guy I need to get hold of.
785
00:55:52,452 --> 00:55:53,798
- Right so we email him?
786
00:55:53,833 --> 00:55:55,593
- I can try and
secure a web cam,
787
00:55:55,628 --> 00:55:57,319
DOD scrambles the
signal well enough
788
00:55:57,354 --> 00:55:58,458
so no one can peek in.
789
00:55:58,493 --> 00:56:00,322
- So we can Skype him then?
790
00:56:00,357 --> 00:56:01,737
Only in a top
secret sort of way.
791
00:56:01,772 --> 00:56:02,945
- Yeah.
792
00:56:02,980 --> 00:56:04,671
- Great, who's got a laptop?
793
00:56:05,672 --> 00:56:07,225
- I have.
794
00:56:07,260 --> 00:56:08,813
- Where is it?
795
00:56:14,785 --> 00:56:15,958
- Why didn't you
bring it inside?
796
00:56:15,993 --> 00:56:18,167
- Who brings a
laptop to a party?
797
00:56:18,202 --> 00:56:19,893
Besides we need to get to
where the wireless signal
798
00:56:19,928 --> 00:56:22,275
is strong enough,
wherever this house is.
799
00:56:22,309 --> 00:56:24,795
- Let's look, pinkywoofwoof85,
800
00:56:27,453 --> 00:56:29,662
that's Lisa Bevan's house,
it's only a little walk away.
801
00:56:29,696 --> 00:56:30,870
- How far is a little walk?
802
00:56:30,904 --> 00:56:32,596
- Not long, probably
will feel longer
803
00:56:32,630 --> 00:56:34,011
in this context though.
804
00:56:34,045 --> 00:56:35,668
- Why can't you just
webcam him from your phone?
805
00:56:35,702 --> 00:56:37,290
- Because the signals
not strong enough,
806
00:56:37,324 --> 00:56:38,809
it doesn't have a
booster like the laptop.
807
00:56:38,843 --> 00:56:39,672
- Great.
808
00:56:41,363 --> 00:56:43,848
- Alright, me and Nav
go, you two stay behind.
809
00:56:43,883 --> 00:56:46,264
- Well I should go,
we'll get there quicker.
810
00:56:46,299 --> 00:56:47,990
- Which leaves me here
alone, so no thanks,
811
00:56:48,025 --> 00:56:48,922
I'll come as well please.
812
00:56:48,957 --> 00:56:49,854
- Yeah, but someone has to stay
813
00:56:49,889 --> 00:56:50,890
and hold down the fort Steve.
814
00:56:50,924 --> 00:56:52,063
- This isn't a fort.
815
00:56:52,098 --> 00:56:53,479
- You know what I mean.
- This is a rented
816
00:56:53,513 --> 00:56:54,928
holiday cottage which
I've almost certainly
817
00:56:54,963 --> 00:56:56,240
lost my deposit on.
- Oh for fuck sake Steve.
818
00:56:56,274 --> 00:56:58,035
- Alright, we all go.
819
00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:00,624
I go to the car first with Nav,
820
00:57:00,658 --> 00:57:02,315
Steve and Ryan you stay
behind, keep a look out,
821
00:57:02,349 --> 00:57:03,558
give us the all clear.
822
00:57:03,592 --> 00:57:05,145
Then Steve you join us
at the car, then Ryan.
823
00:57:05,180 --> 00:57:06,733
Two and one, one
cover formation,
824
00:57:06,768 --> 00:57:09,149
then we find this house
with a signal understood.
825
00:57:10,496 --> 00:57:15,466
- Yeah.
- yeah.
826
00:57:24,441 --> 00:57:25,269
- Clear.
827
00:57:35,762 --> 00:57:37,074
- I'm sorry about Tommy.
828
00:57:40,042 --> 00:57:43,080
- I was on the rebound with
him, he wasn't the one.
829
00:57:44,978 --> 00:57:47,084
I feel a bit bad that
I don't feel badder.
830
00:57:48,982 --> 00:57:51,882
Probably just the shock or
something, I don't know.
831
00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:55,817
- I'm sure
you'll meet someone nice.
832
00:57:55,851 --> 00:57:58,405
- I did meet a bloke
actually, down the pub.
833
00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:01,857
He looked a bit, I'll tell
you some other time shall I.
834
00:58:01,892 --> 00:58:06,897
- Yeah.
835
00:58:09,865 --> 00:58:11,902
- Oh for, yeah that's
brilliant that is.
836
00:58:14,387 --> 00:58:15,215
Hurry up.
837
00:58:16,665 --> 00:58:17,494
Yeah alright!
838
00:58:28,608 --> 00:58:30,921
- Got the keys.
- Chuck them then.
839
00:58:30,955 --> 00:58:31,784
Jesus.
840
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:35,684
- One, two, three.
841
00:58:40,447 --> 00:58:42,104
- The fuck was that?
842
00:58:48,214 --> 00:58:52,321
- Steven Dennis did this.
843
00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:58,120
You tell that little
shit he's under arrest.
844
00:59:26,148 --> 00:59:27,943
- What's that?
845
00:59:27,978 --> 00:59:29,738
- Oh it's so that I can
see and keep my hands free
846
00:59:29,773 --> 00:59:30,636
for fighting.
847
00:59:30,670 --> 00:59:31,775
- You look like a tit.
848
00:59:33,086 --> 00:59:34,674
- I'll be the tit who survives.
849
01:00:11,677 --> 01:00:14,093
Here we are, this is it.
850
01:00:14,127 --> 01:00:16,543
- It's a post office.
851
01:00:16,578 --> 01:00:17,614
- They live upstairs.
852
01:00:47,816 --> 01:00:50,543
- You guys stay down here,
Steve and I will check upstairs.
853
01:01:30,169 --> 01:01:31,549
- The signals strongest up here,
854
01:01:31,584 --> 01:01:34,000
I'm gonna try
calling, keep watch.
855
01:01:38,591 --> 01:01:40,179
Alright look away,
I'm entering passwords
856
01:01:40,213 --> 01:01:41,698
protected by the
official secrets act.
857
01:01:41,732 --> 01:01:43,458
- Stop showing off,
I wouldn't let you
858
01:01:43,492 --> 01:01:45,943
see my pin number, it's
basically the same thing.
859
01:01:47,669 --> 01:01:49,533
- Give me any DOD satellite
we have in the area,
860
01:01:49,567 --> 01:01:50,776
I need as much coverage of
861
01:01:50,810 --> 01:01:53,744
I need to take this.
862
01:01:53,779 --> 01:01:55,642
- The cloud cover has
grown to twice it's size.
863
01:01:55,677 --> 01:01:57,058
- I'll be as fast as I can.
864
01:01:57,092 --> 01:01:59,094
- It's spreading.
865
01:01:59,129 --> 01:02:01,062
- It's what?
- Cloud cover.
866
01:02:01,096 --> 01:02:02,097
It's moving outward.
867
01:02:03,443 --> 01:02:05,411
- They wanted us to see this.
868
01:02:05,445 --> 01:02:06,964
- Shock and awe.
869
01:02:06,999 --> 01:02:07,793
- What?
870
01:02:08,794 --> 01:02:11,175
- You don't just
attack somebody,
871
01:02:11,210 --> 01:02:12,970
you show them what
you can do first.
872
01:02:13,005 --> 01:02:14,834
You rattle them, you scare them,
873
01:02:14,869 --> 01:02:17,526
then when you do go in,
they're not fighting back,
874
01:02:18,458 --> 01:02:19,459
they're negotiating.
875
01:02:30,608 --> 01:02:31,817
- He may not answer.
876
01:02:31,851 --> 01:02:33,439
- Anything's worth a
shot at this point.
877
01:02:40,032 --> 01:02:41,688
- Sunita.
- Miles.
878
01:02:41,723 --> 01:02:42,897
- Is this secure?
879
01:02:42,931 --> 01:02:44,070
- I tried calling,
all phones are out.
880
01:02:44,105 --> 01:02:45,175
What are we looking at?
881
01:02:45,209 --> 01:02:46,417
- I can't tell you.
882
01:02:46,452 --> 01:02:47,591
- Which means you know,
that's why you didn't
883
01:02:47,625 --> 01:02:48,419
return my calls.
884
01:02:48,454 --> 01:02:49,938
- Trust me I wanted too.
885
01:02:49,973 --> 01:02:51,906
- We're getting
slaughtered here Miles.
886
01:02:51,940 --> 01:02:55,047
Men in raincoats,
discolored skin, they can --
887
01:02:55,081 --> 01:02:56,358
- Did they look like this?
888
01:03:00,190 --> 01:03:01,398
- Who are they?
889
01:03:02,848 --> 01:03:04,539
- Crew of a fishing boat,
disappeared from an island
890
01:03:04,573 --> 01:03:05,989
in Massachusetts two years ago,
891
01:03:06,023 --> 01:03:09,786
they may have been replicated.
892
01:03:09,820 --> 01:03:10,959
- What cloned?
893
01:03:10,994 --> 01:03:12,512
- It's possible,
I've seen it myself.
894
01:03:12,547 --> 01:03:14,273
- You could have given
me some kind of warning,
895
01:03:14,307 --> 01:03:15,688
tell your friends to
stay out of Wales,
896
01:03:15,722 --> 01:03:16,620
something like that.
897
01:03:16,654 --> 01:03:18,380
- You were meant to be there.
898
01:03:18,415 --> 01:03:20,382
- What are you talking about?
899
01:03:20,417 --> 01:03:22,419
- This was sent to us in 2012.
900
01:03:23,558 --> 01:03:25,111
- Hey that's me, that
was taken tonight,
901
01:03:25,146 --> 01:03:26,319
how did you get that?
902
01:03:26,354 --> 01:03:27,493
- You shouldn't be
talking to me Steven.
903
01:03:27,527 --> 01:03:28,943
- He's right, you
shouldn't see his face.
904
01:03:28,977 --> 01:03:31,186
- Yeah too late, who are
you, how'd you know my name?
905
01:03:31,221 --> 01:03:32,394
Who is this knob?
906
01:03:32,429 --> 01:03:34,327
- Ex colleague,
tell us about them,
907
01:03:34,362 --> 01:03:35,535
we need to know everything.
908
01:03:35,570 --> 01:03:36,778
- We don't know what they are,
909
01:03:36,813 --> 01:03:38,228
but we know they're
doing experiments
910
01:03:38,262 --> 01:03:39,919
and they've contacted us.
911
01:03:39,954 --> 01:03:40,817
- How?
912
01:03:41,956 --> 01:03:43,198
Don't bother it's
classified isn't it.
913
01:03:43,233 --> 01:03:44,648
- I shouldn't even
be talking to you.
914
01:03:44,682 --> 01:03:46,236
- Yeah listen mate, you're
US government right.
915
01:03:46,270 --> 01:03:47,789
- One small section,
a section that doesn't
916
01:03:47,824 --> 01:03:49,032
officially exist but yes.
917
01:03:49,066 --> 01:03:50,412
- Whatever you can help us okay,
918
01:03:50,447 --> 01:03:53,208
I want you to send
helicopters, jets, anything,
919
01:03:53,243 --> 01:03:54,451
better still --
920
01:03:54,485 --> 01:03:55,590
- We've been ordered
to observe and report.
921
01:03:56,487 --> 01:03:57,488
Nothing more.
922
01:03:57,523 --> 01:03:59,974
- Un-fucking-believable.
- What?
923
01:04:00,008 --> 01:04:01,699
- Look, this is
above my pay grade
924
01:04:01,734 --> 01:04:03,460
but it seems a deal
has been struck.
925
01:04:03,494 --> 01:04:04,702
They get to do their experiments
926
01:04:04,737 --> 01:04:07,913
anyway but the US
and we let them.
927
01:04:07,947 --> 01:04:11,157
In exchange they do us no
harm, and they stay away.
928
01:04:11,192 --> 01:04:14,126
- Wait, wait, wait,
wait, what about
929
01:04:14,160 --> 01:04:15,403
our special relationship?
930
01:04:18,164 --> 01:04:19,959
- The way you need
to look at it,
931
01:04:19,994 --> 01:04:24,239
and I mean this, we're
not good enough for you.
932
01:04:24,274 --> 01:04:26,414
Our two countries may
have allied for a time,
933
01:04:26,448 --> 01:04:27,933
but you always knew that
we were both in this
934
01:04:27,967 --> 01:04:31,212
for our own gain, I
guess you could say
935
01:04:31,246 --> 01:04:33,490
it was fun while it lasted.
936
01:04:33,524 --> 01:04:36,734
- Now we've clarified
that, any handy hints.
937
01:04:36,769 --> 01:04:37,563
- The rain.
938
01:04:37,597 --> 01:04:38,495
- What about it?
939
01:04:38,529 --> 01:04:39,876
- Every time these events occur,
940
01:04:39,910 --> 01:04:41,567
there's always
been a rain storm.
941
01:04:41,601 --> 01:04:43,603
We had the labs
analyze the liquid,
942
01:04:43,638 --> 01:04:46,641
it's not water, not
strictly speaking.
943
01:04:46,675 --> 01:04:48,367
Some of the chemicals
that we found are --
944
01:04:48,401 --> 01:04:50,300
- Look we haven't
got much time so.
945
01:04:50,334 --> 01:04:53,406
- The fisherman are the first
humans to come down alive,
946
01:04:53,441 --> 01:04:55,512
if you can call that,
they had the same liquid
947
01:04:55,546 --> 01:04:57,548
in their lungs and in
their bloodstreams.
948
01:04:57,583 --> 01:05:00,517
They're prototypes,
like baby sharks,
949
01:05:00,551 --> 01:05:01,932
still learning how to kill.
950
01:05:01,967 --> 01:05:04,831
And you better move fast
because they will adapt.
951
01:05:04,866 --> 01:05:06,281
- So they've been
injecting people
952
01:05:06,316 --> 01:05:07,489
and now they've perfected
the dose they're sending them
953
01:05:07,524 --> 01:05:09,008
down to kill us.
954
01:05:09,043 --> 01:05:10,665
- We hadn't confirmed that
that was their intention.
955
01:05:10,699 --> 01:05:13,150
- Yes it is, I can state
100% for the record
956
01:05:13,185 --> 01:05:15,428
that it is, it's bloody
is, it's confirmed.
957
01:05:15,463 --> 01:05:17,741
They are alien human
hybrid killing machines.
958
01:05:17,775 --> 01:05:19,536
This guys a real wanker did
you used to go out with him?
959
01:05:19,570 --> 01:05:21,779
- I can hear you
man, I am right here.
960
01:05:21,814 --> 01:05:23,195
- I wish you were right
here, I'd fucking --
961
01:05:23,229 --> 01:05:24,644
- You'd what, DJ me to death?
962
01:05:24,679 --> 01:05:26,612
- Oh you are so bloody dead.
963
01:05:26,646 --> 01:05:28,062
- Boys!
964
01:05:28,096 --> 01:05:29,511
- Look I have to go, this
call will have been monitored.
965
01:05:29,546 --> 01:05:30,685
If it were up to me --
966
01:05:30,719 --> 01:05:31,858
- But it's not.
967
01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:36,587
- No, good luck.
968
01:05:36,622 --> 01:05:39,176
- Yeah I'm never eating another
hot dog again, fuck off.
969
01:05:47,012 --> 01:05:49,221
- The storm front's covering
most of Wales at this point.
970
01:05:49,255 --> 01:05:51,119
You can see the other
weather is moving north east
971
01:05:51,154 --> 01:05:54,053
with the wind, but this is
just hovering, it's static.
972
01:05:55,917 --> 01:05:56,918
- What do you think?
973
01:05:58,195 --> 01:06:00,025
- I think we're
approaching plan b.
974
01:06:04,684 --> 01:06:07,342
- I made a new years resolution
to stop eating these.
975
01:06:09,689 --> 01:06:11,070
What is that?
976
01:06:11,105 --> 01:06:14,453
- It's a tennis racket
with knives in it.
977
01:06:26,189 --> 01:06:27,466
Sis, we've got to go.
978
01:06:29,951 --> 01:06:31,435
- Whoa, what about your laptop.
979
01:06:31,470 --> 01:06:32,609
- Not a laptop anymore.
980
01:06:37,648 --> 01:06:39,305
Alright, out the back, no noise.
981
01:07:10,474 --> 01:07:12,407
What the hell is that?
982
01:07:12,442 --> 01:07:13,995
- It's a tennis racket
with knives in it.
983
01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:14,823
- You'll have someone's eye out.
984
01:07:14,858 --> 01:07:16,342
- That's the idea.
985
01:07:16,377 --> 01:07:17,378
I'm older then you.
986
01:07:18,862 --> 01:07:21,416
- Why aren't they
crossing, is it the water?
987
01:07:21,451 --> 01:07:22,831
Are they allergic to it?
988
01:07:22,866 --> 01:07:25,765
- Rain coats, whatever
liquid they were using
989
01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:28,492
it was too strong and
people came down dead.
990
01:07:28,527 --> 01:07:30,046
- Like the African man.
991
01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:32,393
- They were overdosing
them, but the raincoats
992
01:07:32,427 --> 01:07:34,636
protected them just enough
and now their test subjects
993
01:07:34,671 --> 01:07:37,777
are surviving they're
giving them to everyone.
994
01:07:37,812 --> 01:07:39,986
- Like armor, or a condom.
995
01:07:41,264 --> 01:07:43,852
You know for me,
it's that photograph.
996
01:07:43,887 --> 01:07:45,854
The fact that it
was taken tonight
997
01:07:45,889 --> 01:07:48,202
but the American's
had it two years ago.
998
01:07:48,236 --> 01:07:49,720
Forget all that other
freaky shit we've seen,
999
01:07:49,755 --> 01:07:52,551
it's that that gives me the
willies more then anything else.
1000
01:08:00,697 --> 01:08:01,491
Fuck.
1001
01:08:05,322 --> 01:08:06,151
- Guys.
1002
01:08:10,569 --> 01:08:12,226
- Does this ever come to an end?
1003
01:08:12,260 --> 01:08:14,573
- I, I don't know, I
just remember coming
here to get drunk.
1004
01:08:16,851 --> 01:08:18,059
- Any ideas.
1005
01:08:18,094 --> 01:08:19,647
- This is usually when
we call for air support.
1006
01:08:24,893 --> 01:08:27,275
- You know what we used to
do when we were in school
1007
01:08:27,310 --> 01:08:29,415
and someone would
make fun of you.
1008
01:08:29,450 --> 01:08:31,590
You'd look at the
bastard, remember.
1009
01:08:34,524 --> 01:08:39,529
You'd look in his ugly face
and you'd fucking charge.
1010
01:08:40,357 --> 01:08:41,255
- Don't be stupid.
1011
01:08:41,289 --> 01:08:42,635
Naveen!
1012
01:08:42,670 --> 01:08:43,498
- Come on!
1013
01:08:52,749 --> 01:08:54,578
- Come on you fuckers!
1014
01:08:59,135 --> 01:09:01,585
Steve I've decided not to
invest in your Valley's
1015
01:09:01,620 --> 01:09:04,036
club scheme, it's
a rubbish idea.
1016
01:09:04,070 --> 01:09:04,726
- No!
1017
01:09:05,693 --> 01:09:08,661
Suni, take care of
Steve, he's an idiot.
1018
01:09:08,696 --> 01:09:09,524
- Naveen!
1019
01:09:13,459 --> 01:09:15,910
Naveen!
- Leave him, it's too late.
1020
01:09:15,944 --> 01:09:17,498
- Come on.
- Naveen!
1021
01:09:39,071 --> 01:09:40,279
- Suni come on.
1022
01:09:40,314 --> 01:09:41,660
- Let me stay, Steve.
I can buy you some time.
1023
01:09:41,694 --> 01:09:43,213
- No Suni, come on listen.
1024
01:09:43,248 --> 01:09:44,697
- Let go.
1025
01:09:44,732 --> 01:09:47,113
- Suni Nav stayed so we
don't have too, now come on.
1026
01:09:47,148 --> 01:09:48,218
Get up there.
1027
01:10:04,476 --> 01:10:07,030
- I gotta join a gym,
I gotta join a gym,
1028
01:10:07,064 --> 01:10:08,618
I gotta join a gym.
1029
01:10:25,911 --> 01:10:29,155
- Steve, Steve!
1030
01:10:30,226 --> 01:10:34,437
- No benefit, no, no, it
won't make any difference.
1031
01:10:47,519 --> 01:10:48,313
- Steve!
1032
01:10:50,349 --> 01:10:51,177
- Steve!
1033
01:10:54,629 --> 01:10:56,044
- What happened?
1034
01:10:56,079 --> 01:10:58,288
- Nothing, I fell, come on.
1035
01:11:15,788 --> 01:11:17,238
- Oh for fuck sake.
1036
01:11:28,214 --> 01:11:29,043
- Alright then.
1037
01:11:34,013 --> 01:11:35,670
- So what time
shall I pick you up?
1038
01:11:35,705 --> 01:11:37,534
- What?
- For tea.
1039
01:11:38,742 --> 01:11:40,296
I'm gonna take you
for tea tomorrow,
1040
01:11:40,330 --> 01:11:41,814
there's a great
place in Llandilo
1041
01:11:41,849 --> 01:11:43,644
that does tea and cakes.
1042
01:11:43,678 --> 01:11:45,197
- Sounds nice.
1043
01:11:45,231 --> 01:11:47,130
- It really is, it's brilliant.
1044
01:11:47,164 --> 01:11:48,476
Really strong Earl Gray.
1045
01:11:48,511 --> 01:11:49,926
- I'm more of a Darjeeling girl.
1046
01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:52,100
- Uh, they do that as well.
1047
01:11:52,135 --> 01:11:52,963
So what time?
1048
01:11:54,171 --> 01:11:56,346
- Shall we say 10,
I'd like a lie in.
1049
01:11:56,381 --> 01:11:58,624
- Okay, 10s good.
1050
01:11:59,901 --> 01:12:01,558
- Let's deal with
this first shall we.
1051
01:12:26,652 --> 01:12:29,206
- Sunita Chowdra.
- Yeah.
1052
01:12:29,241 --> 01:12:30,449
- Come with me.
1053
01:12:34,867 --> 01:12:35,696
Come on.
1054
01:12:41,357 --> 01:12:42,806
- Fuck.
1055
01:12:42,841 --> 01:12:44,601
- Hold this will you.
1056
01:12:49,606 --> 01:12:54,370
- You're not MOD,
black ops, CIA?
1057
01:12:54,404 --> 01:12:57,614
- Special branch, I'm
a friend of a friend.
1058
01:13:18,704 --> 01:13:23,364
- Mr. Kendrick you've been
assigned back out in the field,
1059
01:13:23,399 --> 01:13:24,986
they've sent someone
else here to supervise.
1060
01:13:25,021 --> 01:13:26,747
- Someone higher up you mean.
1061
01:13:26,781 --> 01:13:28,265
- They're not
telling us anything.
1062
01:13:29,646 --> 01:13:31,096
- Take care of yourself.
1063
01:13:48,493 --> 01:13:49,735
- That's gonna cost you.
1064
01:13:54,637 --> 01:13:56,121
- I thought we agreed
to meet in private.
1065
01:13:56,155 --> 01:13:58,192
- Oh I can't think of
any place more private
1066
01:13:58,226 --> 01:13:59,952
then a hotel owned by the DOD.
1067
01:14:01,920 --> 01:14:05,993
Saving the girl
has altered things.
1068
01:14:07,097 --> 01:14:09,065
We had requested
that you not do that.
1069
01:14:10,238 --> 01:14:11,861
- You requested that
we change nothing
1070
01:14:11,895 --> 01:14:14,450
in the United
States and in return
1071
01:14:14,484 --> 01:14:15,589
that you would not
conduct anymore
1072
01:14:15,623 --> 01:14:17,660
of your experiments here.
1073
01:14:17,694 --> 01:14:18,523
- Yes.
1074
01:14:20,007 --> 01:14:21,664
- Seems like we're both liars.
1075
01:14:23,148 --> 01:14:24,494
- Takes one to know one.
1076
01:14:26,462 --> 01:14:29,568
- I have a report here of
storms and bodies in Hawaii.
1077
01:14:29,603 --> 01:14:31,467
- Oh that didn't have to happen.
1078
01:14:31,501 --> 01:14:33,020
- I thought everything
had to happen,
1079
01:14:33,054 --> 01:14:34,677
you've seen it happen.
1080
01:14:34,711 --> 01:14:39,095
- This is just one
possible outcome.
1081
01:14:41,062 --> 01:14:42,270
You end up as me.
1082
01:14:43,444 --> 01:14:46,585
- Let's be clear,
you are not me.
1083
01:14:47,759 --> 01:14:50,727
You have my body,
the rest of you,
1084
01:14:52,315 --> 01:14:53,592
God knows what that is.
1085
01:14:53,627 --> 01:14:55,698
- God has nothing
to do with this,
1086
01:14:55,732 --> 01:14:58,735
you know those people in
the temples had it right.
1087
01:15:00,219 --> 01:15:02,463
What did you call them,
the ones that drew
1088
01:15:02,498 --> 01:15:06,778
all those maps, they predicted
a cleansing rain would come
1089
01:15:06,812 --> 01:15:08,158
and wash the world away.
1090
01:15:10,195 --> 01:15:12,404
The Mayans, that's it.
1091
01:15:12,438 --> 01:15:14,855
- The last people who
used the word cleansing
1092
01:15:15,752 --> 01:15:17,513
we kicked their ass.
1093
01:15:18,962 --> 01:15:21,102
My superiors may think that
they can negotiate with you
1094
01:15:21,137 --> 01:15:23,208
but I know a take
over when I see one.
1095
01:15:30,008 --> 01:15:30,871
We're not done.
1096
01:15:32,217 --> 01:15:34,081
- It won't make any difference.
1097
01:16:00,072 --> 01:16:01,487
- The
government has declared
1098
01:16:01,522 --> 01:16:04,283
a state of emergency,
inbound and outbound flights
1099
01:16:04,318 --> 01:16:07,424
too and from the UK
canceled indefinitely.
1100
01:16:07,459 --> 01:16:09,944
Civilians are encouraged
to remain indoors
1101
01:16:09,979 --> 01:16:12,844
or proceed to emergency
rendezvous locations.
1102
01:16:12,878 --> 01:16:15,363
Those with any military
or combat experience
1103
01:16:15,398 --> 01:16:18,435
are encouraged to make
contact with the armed forces.
1104
01:16:18,470 --> 01:16:21,231
If you can please volunteer.
1105
01:16:21,266 --> 01:16:23,440
Britain has repelled
invasion before,
1106
01:16:23,475 --> 01:16:24,787
and it will do so again.
1107
01:16:25,891 --> 01:16:27,652
We shall fight on.
1108
01:16:32,553 --> 01:16:33,623
- Can you get us somewhere safe?
1109
01:16:33,658 --> 01:16:38,041
- No, there's
nowhere safe anymore,
1110
01:16:38,076 --> 01:16:39,664
we'll have to fight our way out.
1111
01:16:42,528 --> 01:16:44,496
- Oh for fuck sake.
1112
01:17:42,519 --> 01:17:47,524
♪ I see the rain falling down
1113
01:17:49,768 --> 01:17:54,773
♪ On your lips
1114
01:17:55,705 --> 01:17:58,846
♪ I can see it on your face
1115
01:18:07,959 --> 01:18:12,032
♪ And I all hear
1116
01:18:12,066 --> 01:18:17,071
♪ Is this voice synthesized
1117
01:18:20,765 --> 01:18:25,770
♪ Oh oh oh oh
1118
01:18:26,425 --> 01:18:31,430
♪ Oh oh oh oh
1119
01:18:33,018 --> 01:18:38,023
♪ Most importantly
1120
01:18:39,197 --> 01:18:44,202
♪ I know you will see in time
1121
01:18:45,444 --> 01:18:50,449
♪ Then you can decide
1122
01:18:51,071 --> 01:18:53,314
♪ To hold onto
1123
01:18:53,349 --> 01:18:58,250
♪ These arms of mine
1124
01:18:58,285 --> 01:19:03,221
♪ But what hurts most of all
1125
01:19:04,429 --> 01:19:09,434
♪ Is that we'll
never see the sun ♪
1126
01:19:10,987 --> 01:19:15,958
♪ And you can decide
1127
01:19:15,992 --> 01:19:20,169
♪ To hold onto
these arms of mine ♪
1128
01:19:50,406 --> 01:19:54,272
♪ Our shadows run
1129
01:19:54,306 --> 01:19:55,756
♪ Through the pain in the dark
1130
01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:57,585
- Dav, this is Griff,
did you find them, over?
1131
01:19:57,620 --> 01:19:58,828
- That's an
affirmative Griff,
1132
01:19:58,863 --> 01:20:00,105
returning to base
with four survivors,
1133
01:20:00,140 --> 01:20:01,969
including the woman
with the spear.
1134
01:20:02,004 --> 01:20:04,972
Repeat, returning to
base with four survivors.
1135
01:20:05,007 --> 01:20:07,285
Have you had any luck
finding anyone, over?
1136
01:20:07,319 --> 01:20:08,976
- Yeah, I've
found two soldiers,
1137
01:20:09,011 --> 01:20:11,876
one British, one American,
pretty out of it.
1138
01:20:11,910 --> 01:20:15,569
They said they were in a
forest at night in England,
1139
01:20:15,603 --> 01:20:18,399
five minutes ago, I asked
them what year it is,
1140
01:20:18,434 --> 01:20:21,264
they say it's 1980.
1141
01:20:21,299 --> 01:20:23,957
I'll believe anything
now, honestly, over.
1142
01:20:26,649 --> 01:20:29,134
♪ 'Cause I've got
a drink token ♪
1143
01:20:29,169 --> 01:20:31,619
♪ I want a big old pie
1144
01:20:31,654 --> 01:20:33,794
♪ All the friends
with the same motive ♪
1145
01:20:33,829 --> 01:20:36,866
♪ Being struck down
to that local pie ♪
1146
01:20:36,901 --> 01:20:38,972
♪ We came to get stupid
1147
01:20:39,006 --> 01:20:41,457
♪ At the spa with the
with the victim inside ♪
1148
01:20:41,491 --> 01:20:43,873
♪ Belly up with the tap open
1149
01:20:43,908 --> 01:20:46,117
♪ Just in nice
1150
01:20:46,151 --> 01:20:47,256
♪ Um deer club
1151
01:20:47,290 --> 01:20:48,567
♪ I don't know what's up
1152
01:20:48,602 --> 01:20:49,914
♪ But I don't really
care about drinking ♪
1153
01:20:49,948 --> 01:20:51,191
♪ Out of red cups
1154
01:20:51,225 --> 01:20:53,262
♪ But I buy a shot
of rum for 15 bucks ♪
1155
01:20:53,296 --> 01:20:54,608
♪ Even the captain
himself be like ♪
1156
01:20:54,642 --> 01:20:56,265
♪ Rush, rush, rush
1157
01:20:56,299 --> 01:20:58,301
♪ Say what you want but I
call that bad business ♪
1158
01:20:58,336 --> 01:21:01,339
♪ Rather drink in a pub that
smelled like fish sticks ♪
1159
01:21:01,373 --> 01:21:03,341
♪ Sweat and cigarettes
and dirty misfits ♪
1160
01:21:03,375 --> 01:21:04,445
♪ Naked in the photo me
1161
01:21:04,480 --> 01:21:05,964
♪ But can you picture it
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