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All right, "Calvin." You're home. Goodbye.
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Don't go. Don't leave me.
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Yes. No, you'll want a speech about
how we will always be traveling with you,
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and by "with you,"
we mean "in your heart."
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Alto.
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We'll never forget you, "Carmen."
We will always be traveling with you.
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And by "with you,"
we mean "in your heart."
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No, I don't want you to leave
because this isn't my house.
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Widgit.
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- Yeah, it is.
- It isn't.
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- Widgit.
- It is.
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- It is.
- It is not.
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Yeah, it is. Look,
there's your family over there.
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They're not my family.
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But they look exactly like you.
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They're Neanderthals.
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- Pretty rude thing to say about your mom.
- She's not my mom.
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She is a prehistoric Neanderthal woman.
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I'm a Homo sapien.
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You're probably about
50,000 years too early.
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I think your mom is calling you.
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She's not my mom.
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Go to her. Return to your pack.
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She's not my mom, this isn't my house,
and we're in the Ice Age.
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If that's not your mom,
then what's she doing with your dad?
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He's not my dad.
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Okay. Well, this sounds
like a family matter,
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and we should give them space.
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Gonna be hard for him to rejoin the nest.
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No, please.
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They'll reject him if he smells different.
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We're on a mission.
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The transition since
he's been away from them.
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Please.
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Don't make eye contact.
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Adieu, young adventurer.
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- I'm not...
- So long.
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See you later, "Kirk."
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I'm only wearing pajamas, a towel,
and a hat.
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Slipped my mind.
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- Thank you.
- Only got a limited number of these.
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Almost forgot the translation cap.
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Come, it's very cold out.
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Look, he's not our concern.
What do I care about his parents?
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I don't understand.
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Yeah. That's how I feel actually.
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- Look at his little face.
- Goodness' sake.
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Fine. Come on then.
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This one is going to bite us in the ass.
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Thank you, guys.
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Right. I just want to say,
this is the right place.
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It will be Kevin's home eventually.
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I just got the timings wrong a little bit.
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So Kevin and I were both right really.
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Okay, Widgit. Let's get him home.
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Next stop: Same place, different time.
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- Right you are.
- Do you wanna lead, Judy?
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I thought we all lead equally.
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- Yes. That's right.
- Cool.
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Me, the leader.
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Okay. After we get rid of him,
we're going to steal some jewels.
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And not just any jewels, crown jewels.
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What are crown jewels?
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I don't know. I heard someone say it.
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Well, the crown jewels are jewels.
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- Okay, "Carlton."
- Okay, "Calvin." Enough, enough.
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Jesus crisp.
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This is where you live, is it?
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It's not, but I love it.
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Oh, yeah. I see where we are.
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And where is that exactly?
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I don't know, but I can see it.
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I imagine it's very difficult
to master a map with four dimensions.
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And I imagine it's very difficult
to keep quiet.
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Spot on. It is.
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I talk a lot when I'm excited,
when I'm happy, when I'm sad.
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Basically all the time. It doesn't stop.
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The old motor mouth keeps on going.
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I hope I'm not bothering anyone.
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Am I bothering anyone? Alto?
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- Sometimes.
- Okay. Judy?
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- No.
- That's good. Bittelig?
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A little bit.
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A little bit, okay. Widgit?
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- A hundred percent.
- A hundred percent?
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- Penelope?
- Yes.
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Well, I think it's time for
the old Kevster to put a sock in it
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and let the grown-ups talk.
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But if you'd like to be useful,
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maybe you could try
to figure out where we are.
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If it will be useful.
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Well, it would be.
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Okay.
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Penelope, you just sent
little "Cabin" into the woods.
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Yeah.
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He acts like he knows everything,
but he doesn't.
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He's really just like a little child.
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- Yeah.
- He is a little child.
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Okay... But that wears off.
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Right?
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His bedroom was
like nothing I've ever seen before.
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Because of the wallpaper?
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No, 'cause of power.
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At one point, the map pulsed like
it was in the presence of real knowledge.
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Okay, but that's not because of him.
He knows nothing.
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Guys, I know where we are.
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Come on, come on!
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Okay.
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- Well, let's go.
- I...
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Check it out, guys.
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It looks like we're in what became Mexico,
in the Classical Maya period.
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Uh-huh, and what is there to steal here?
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Do you always have to steal?
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Isn't it enough to experience
these incredible civilizations?
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Stealing is our calling.
Stealing throughout history.
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Proving ourselves to those
who doubt us or underappreciated us.
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Your parents?
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Or the Supreme Being.
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Or the Ultimate Goodness,
as he called himself.
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Yeah, he created us and everything else.
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Well, if he's all goodness,
and you stole from him
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and you're on the run from him,
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doesn't that mean you're the bad guys?
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Yeah, so you better watch out.
Okay, everybody.
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We have to be stealthy but fast,
so employ the scurry.
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- Yes.
- And scurry.
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Scurry.
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- Wait.
- Wait.
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- Stop and huddle.
- Wait. Huddle.
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Here's the thing:
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I read that the Maya
will select certain people
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and give them the time of their lives.
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- Yes! This is so good.
- Goody.
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No, that's not the thing.
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They would burn them, peel their skin off,
then they'd cut the head off.
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Then they'd open the guts,
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then they'd put the head in
where the guts were.
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Then they'd take the guts
and shove it on a tree,
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take the fingers off and put them
in the mouth of the head.
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And then they'd, like, cut the ears off,
and then sacrifice them to the gods.
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- What? No. Is that true?
- Oh, no.
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Anything else you wanna
tell us about them, Mr. Downer?
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They liked cocoa.
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I like cocoa.
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We will be getting cocoa and more.
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- Oh, yes.
- Stay alert.
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We don't wanna get caught by the guards.
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- And scurry.
- Scurry.
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Instantly caught.
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- Run?
- Who, us?
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Well, I meant us, but you could too.
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- We all could.
- Who are you?
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- Okay, well...
- Are you from a neighboring town?
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- Yes.
- No.
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No.
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Are you then strangers?
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By "stranger," you mean
"someone you don't know"?
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Of course that's what I mean.
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Well, what I always say is,
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"A stranger is really just a friend
you've never met yet."
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That's what I always say.
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- You really always say that?
- I do that. I do do that, yeah.
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I'm so delighted
that you guys are strangers,
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as we Maya,
we're very welcoming to strangers.
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- Really?
- Oh, yeah. Big time.
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My future friends,
you have to come and meet the queen.
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Yeah. She loves strangers.
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To sacrifice.
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What?
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Don't listen to him. He's an idiot.
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- Sorry.
- Kids.
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Follow me.
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Move.
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Everybody, stop what you're doing.
Look, I found strangers in the woods.
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Look, there's a big one and a small one.
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Thank you.
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Welcome, strangers. So lovely to see you.
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Thank you.
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- Yes. Hello.
- Come, please. Have some avocado.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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- Thank you.
- Hi, I'm Judy.
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That is very kind of you.
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There are some tomatoes going around.
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- Thanks.
- Hey, Widgit? Hey.
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See? Very hospitable. Yeah.
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Finally, I'm... we're being treated
like I... we should be.
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- Yeah.
- Right?
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All right. Guys, it's time
for you to meet the queen.
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- Follow me.
- Okay.
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Come to the palace.
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Look how great and big it is.
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Welcome, my strangers.
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Please bow to our queen, Lady Sak K'uk'.
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Hello.
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Welcome, strangers. Lovely to meet you.
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- Hello, Your Highness.
- Hi.
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- How are you doing?
- Lovely.
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You hungry, big guy?
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Oh, yes, I'm always hungry.
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Then let's have some food.
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No, I do the clapping. But let's feast.
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Huddle. Okay, here's the plan:
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Over dinner, everyone split up
and get intelligence on what to steal.
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And look for the guard's weak points.
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- Weak points. Okay.
- Yeah.
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- Kevin, just don't mess this up for us.
- How would I do that?
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I feel like that's
just sort of your thing.
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Yeah.
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- It is your thing.
- So don't. Got it? Let's go.
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I don't know what this delicacy is,
but it's absolutely stunning.
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- There you are.
- Having a good time?
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- The best time, huh?
- Yes.
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- Yeah, a lovely time.
- Have more food.
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- More food? That's my favorite food.
- Nosh.
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I'm trying to be more assertive,
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and I would love to know
how you run this city.
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It was quite easy, honestly.
It's very boring.
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I don't think it's boring.
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And selfishly, there's
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a possible opening at my place of work
for a leadership position,
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and, you know,
you're a successful female leader.
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I would love any tips at all
of how to crack the glass ceiling.
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The what ceiling?
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Glass. It's like see-through sand.
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You know, like...
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I'd be happy to teach you
everything I know.
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But tonight, we feast.
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Could you tell me what it's like
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to be one of the most advanced
civilizations in terms of communications?
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I don't know.
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Another question:
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Is there a ceremonial reason that we're
sitting at a separate, smaller table?
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It's the kids' table. We're kids.
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I will give you one bit of advice though:
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Keep making decisions.
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Waiting for things to happen
is the death of leadership.
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Find your purpose.
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Take that leap.
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"Take that leap."
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One question: What would you say
is the most valuable thing in this city?
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The people's sense of togetherness, huh?
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What about an object?
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The magnificent pyramid.
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- Uh-huh, yeah.
- Yeah.
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And something smaller maybe?
Fit in a bag or...
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Oh, man.
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Well, there's a lot of precious things
in the city treasury.
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Maybe you would like to go see it?
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Bingo.
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You know, I'm going to be the actual king
in a year, when I'm 12.
251
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,242
Soon I will be sitting
at my rightful place:
252
00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:04,284
The head of the table.
253
00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:06,370
Not bad.
254
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,955
My mom's in charge still.
255
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:11,333
Is that one... The one in red,
is she your mom?
256
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:13,877
No, she's a bandi...
257
00:13:16,088 --> 00:13:18,257
No, my mom's not cool at all.
258
00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:19,716
But you have to respect them.
259
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:23,387
You know, my mom has made
so many sacrifices for me.
260
00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:25,430
I see.
261
00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:28,684
- Oh, yeah. So many.
- Excuse me.
262
00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:33,897
I've discovered the guards' weakness:
They're too nice.
263
00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:36,817
What does it mean?
264
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,736
It means the guards,
they're just too nice.
265
00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:41,780
That's what I said, yeah.
266
00:13:42,698 --> 00:13:45,492
Guys, we need to leave.
267
00:13:45,576 --> 00:13:48,745
Kevin, see, this is the grown-ups' table.
Go on back on the kids' table.
268
00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:51,707
We are being prepared
for a sacrificial ritual.
269
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:52,708
What? Why?
270
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:55,669
You're wrong there, "Curly." They're
treating us to the time of our lives,
271
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:58,755
which is what you said they would do
before they sacrifice us.
272
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,382
Oh, no. Stop eating.
273
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:01,717
But why are you still eating?
274
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,886
I can't stop. I know, but I can't.
275
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:07,347
Okay. I have intel.
276
00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:09,641
Kevin says they're preparing us
for sacrifice.
277
00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:11,643
He also said they're gonna
peel our skin off afterw...
278
00:14:11,727 --> 00:14:12,811
Stop.
279
00:14:14,188 --> 00:14:15,522
- They'll fatten us up...
- No.
280
00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:17,107
...and then they gonna
put us in the sacrifice.
281
00:14:17,191 --> 00:14:20,152
No, they're going to be
taking us to their treasure.
282
00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:21,945
- No.
- Stop eating it.
283
00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,864
It's almost too good to be true.
284
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:25,532
Maybe 'cause it is too good to be true.
285
00:14:25,616 --> 00:14:28,744
That's what I s... I just said
it's too good to be true.
286
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:30,704
Yeah, it is too good to be true.
287
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,414
Yes, and that's what I said too.
288
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:33,916
But I mean in a bad way.
289
00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:36,877
All right. Everyone, calm down.
290
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:39,588
Kevin, can I have a word with you, please?
291
00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:41,673
- We need to escape.
- Yeah, just a quick word.
292
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:44,551
What are you doing?
293
00:14:44,635 --> 00:14:45,761
I'm trying to warn you.
294
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:48,138
No, you're undermining my authority.
295
00:14:48,222 --> 00:14:49,973
Look at them. They're terrified.
296
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:52,226
I'll just have a bit more
while they're talking about it.
297
00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:54,770
I'm trying to help you,
or we'll all be sacrificed.
298
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:58,148
Listen, you just stick
with what you do best,
299
00:14:58,232 --> 00:14:59,733
and I'll stick with what I do best.
300
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,109
And what's that?
301
00:15:01,193 --> 00:15:03,946
Being the... Not the leader,
but the one in charge.
302
00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:05,697
I meant, what do I do best?
303
00:15:05,781 --> 00:15:08,283
Well, I don't know.
I'm sure you're good at something.
304
00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:12,788
My mom and dad say
I always do the wrong thing.
305
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:14,206
Maybe I'm the best at that.
306
00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:18,919
They say that to you? Out loud like that?
307
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,589
Well, you are wrong about
the Maya preparing...
308
00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:25,133
the Maya preparing us for sacrifice.
309
00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:27,636
But, I mean, I'm sure
you're not wrong about everything.
310
00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:29,429
Feels like it sometimes.
311
00:15:30,848 --> 00:15:34,184
Maybe when we take you home,
you have a talk with your parents.
312
00:15:34,268 --> 00:15:35,936
Really? With you too?
313
00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:37,646
With... Not with me, no.
314
00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:41,233
I don't know them,
so you can talk to them yourself.
315
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:44,695
Okay.
316
00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:03,755
Thank you.
317
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:08,010
Welcome. Come in. Don't be shy.
318
00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:12,181
Here are some of
our most valuable possessions,
319
00:16:12,264 --> 00:16:16,643
passed down through generations,
like this headdress.
320
00:16:16,727 --> 00:16:17,561
Ta-da.
321
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:20,606
What's the resale value on that then?
322
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:22,691
Value? It is priceless.
323
00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:25,736
Note that.
324
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,654
Price: Priceless.
325
00:16:27,738 --> 00:16:29,615
Anyhoo, follow me.
326
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:32,534
Look at all of these beautiful pieces.
327
00:16:32,618 --> 00:16:34,703
They're all made by hand.
328
00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:37,664
- Note that.
- Yeah.
329
00:16:37,748 --> 00:16:41,460
And this is my favorite piece.
It is a carved jade toad.
330
00:16:49,593 --> 00:16:51,011
Penelope, a word.
331
00:16:51,929 --> 00:16:52,930
Yes?
332
00:16:54,598 --> 00:16:55,599
No.
333
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,518
Explain this.
334
00:16:57,601 --> 00:16:59,228
Don't steal from me.
335
00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:00,312
Don't steal from them.
336
00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:02,814
I'm not leaving here
without something in my bag.
337
00:17:02,898 --> 00:17:04,900
Put that back, young man.
338
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:07,611
I'm so sorry. If you wanna... Just kidding.
339
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:08,862
You listen to me!
340
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,071
You listen to me!
341
00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:12,657
I read that before being sacrificed,
342
00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:17,746
the Maya will treat people to feasts
and give them the VIP treatment,
343
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:22,291
then dress them up in fine clothes before
taking them to the top of the temple
344
00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:24,294
and killing them in a ritual.
345
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,463
You're killing me in boredom.
346
00:17:26,547 --> 00:17:30,217
They haven't done any of those things
except for the first two.
347
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,510
- Hey, friends.
- Hey.
348
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:35,639
Next, we thought
we'll dress you in fine clothes.
349
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,851
Then we're gonna take you
to the top of the temple for the ritual.
350
00:17:39,685 --> 00:17:40,686
- You're right.
- Uh-huh?
351
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:41,645
Thank you. No.
352
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,730
- You?
- No, I'm fine.
353
00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:47,025
The boy was right.
354
00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:49,111
They're preparing us for sacrifice.
355
00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:50,988
- Be cool.
- What are we gonna do?
356
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,906
Escape somehow. I'll get Judy.
357
00:17:52,990 --> 00:17:56,451
- How long have you known each other?
- This is my son.
358
00:17:56,535 --> 00:17:58,161
Yeah, it seems like
you guys know each other.
359
00:17:58,245 --> 00:17:59,288
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
360
00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:01,790
This has been sublime, but we have to go.
361
00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:02,791
- Come on, Judy.
- Wait, what?
362
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:06,003
I still have more treasure to see. Wink.
363
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:08,589
No... Don't say it. You're a sacrifice.
364
00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:15,387
Are you guys okay?
365
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:16,513
We're having a great time.
366
00:18:16,597 --> 00:18:19,975
Fantastic. We're gonna take you
to the top of the pyramid.
367
00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:22,728
We have a beautiful ritual
we would love for you to partake in.
368
00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:24,855
To partake in human sacrifice.
369
00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:28,275
Now do you get it?
370
00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:30,527
Okay. Scurry.
371
00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:31,987
- Scurry.
- Scurry.
372
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,122
Run for your lives!
373
00:18:46,335 --> 00:18:48,420
Can we run slower? We're gonna stitch.
374
00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:51,340
Oh, yeah. Let's run for our lives slowly.
Good idea.
375
00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:53,342
- There's a portal nearby.
- How close?
376
00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:55,511
- I don't know.
- Oh, my God!
377
00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:57,095
Widgit, they're closing in.
378
00:18:57,179 --> 00:19:00,891
- I can't stop! I can't...
- Cliff.
379
00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:03,185
- Cliff.
- Afraid.
380
00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:05,229
Okay, we have to swing across
with the vines.
381
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,397
Judy, let me go first.
It might not be safe.
382
00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:09,900
- Bittelig, that's a snake!
- What? No!
383
00:19:12,069 --> 00:19:13,737
- Sorry. My mistake. Just a vine.
- God.
384
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,822
- Have you ever seen a snake?
- I admit, I have not.
385
00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:17,199
All right. Bittelig, through.
386
00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:26,083
Oh, no, it's not gonna work.
387
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:27,334
No. Okay. Cliff huddle.
388
00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:29,169
Now what?
389
00:19:29,253 --> 00:19:31,213
Susan would've jumped off a cliff.
390
00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:33,674
- She did. That's why she's dead.
- Right.
391
00:19:33,757 --> 00:19:35,217
Thoughts about Susan?
392
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,677
I miss Susan.
393
00:19:38,095 --> 00:19:39,471
They're right behind us, right?
394
00:19:39,555 --> 00:19:40,973
Yeah. That's them, yeah.
395
00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,809
- Well, should we turn around?
- Hi.
396
00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:45,185
- Hi, strangers.
- Hello.
397
00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:46,812
Hi. Hey.
398
00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:48,355
- There you are.
- Hello.
399
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,607
You went the wrong way to the temple.
400
00:20:01,535 --> 00:20:02,911
Well, hi.
401
00:20:03,996 --> 00:20:07,708
You guys almost ran off
before we did the ritual.
402
00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:09,251
Very naughty.
403
00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:11,086
We cannot do this without you.
404
00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:12,713
We need you here.
405
00:20:15,132 --> 00:20:16,133
Uh-oh.
406
00:20:16,717 --> 00:20:21,180
No, no, no.
407
00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:22,598
This way. This way.
408
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:23,891
Go, go, go.
409
00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:27,895
Oh, dear. All right. Well...
410
00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:39,823
Spare my friends!
411
00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:42,826
Take me instead! I have lived!
They're innocent!
412
00:20:43,327 --> 00:20:45,245
Take your knife, stab me in the guts,
413
00:20:45,329 --> 00:20:49,416
remove my perfectly moisturized skin
and my characterful face.
414
00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:51,627
Put it on top of one of your poles.
415
00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:53,754
Slay me. Flay me.
416
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:55,506
I offer my... No, can't do it, guys.
417
00:20:55,589 --> 00:20:57,591
I'm sorry. I can't do it. It's too much.
418
00:20:57,674 --> 00:20:58,717
I am freaking out now.
419
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,385
- Can't do it. Sorry.
- Is he okay?
420
00:21:00,469 --> 00:21:02,679
I was offering myself for the ritual,
but I've changed my mind now.
421
00:21:02,763 --> 00:21:03,764
I'm very sorry.
422
00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:07,392
The eating-the-fruit-
and-watching-the-sunset ritual?
423
00:21:07,476 --> 00:21:09,019
- Eating fruit?
- Eating fruit?
424
00:21:10,187 --> 00:21:13,649
Yes. We come up here and watch the sunset,
425
00:21:13,732 --> 00:21:15,484
eat some fruit, have a chat.
426
00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:17,986
Doesn't sound too bad.
427
00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:19,154
Well, that's different.
428
00:21:19,238 --> 00:21:21,865
Your Majesty,
you are not going to believe this,
429
00:21:21,949 --> 00:21:27,579
but we thought that the Maya
took part in human sacrifice.
430
00:21:28,539 --> 00:21:29,957
Sacrifices?
431
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:33,001
I think she means when
we leave out maize for the gods.
432
00:21:33,085 --> 00:21:36,672
Yes. That is what I mean, except
instead of "maize," I mean "people."
433
00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:38,382
And instead of "leave out,"
434
00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:42,052
I mean "ritually flay them
and wear their skin inside-out."
435
00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:45,472
Why would
the gods who protect us want that?
436
00:21:45,556 --> 00:21:47,391
Yes. "Thank you, gods.
437
00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:51,270
We want to wear some
human-flayed skin for you"?
438
00:21:53,814 --> 00:21:55,023
Doesn't make any sense.
439
00:21:55,107 --> 00:21:56,859
Where did you hear that?
440
00:21:56,942 --> 00:21:57,901
Kevin.
441
00:21:57,985 --> 00:21:59,236
"Curly."
442
00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:02,114
Wikipedia.
443
00:22:02,197 --> 00:22:06,827
Is he a historian of renown
this "Wikipedium"?
444
00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:09,746
Where did this "Wicked Petey"
get his information?
445
00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:13,792
It's actually from accounts of invaders.
446
00:22:13,876 --> 00:22:17,546
Don't listen to what invaders say.
They can make anything up.
447
00:22:17,629 --> 00:22:19,131
I mean, when I invade a people,
448
00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:21,550
I wanna make them
seem worse than they are.
449
00:22:22,176 --> 00:22:26,054
I say, "Hey, they have snakes for legs,
and they eat kittens."
450
00:22:26,138 --> 00:22:29,850
And then people are like, "Yeah.
I see why you invaded them."
451
00:22:30,434 --> 00:22:33,145
So the people didn't really
eat kittens in the other village?
452
00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:34,938
But we attacked.
453
00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:38,859
Should've known not
to trust a secondary source.
454
00:22:38,942 --> 00:22:41,945
Might I just say, from our perspective,
it is rare to come across a people
455
00:22:42,029 --> 00:22:45,365
who are so peaceful and welcoming
and don't kill other people all the time.
456
00:22:45,449 --> 00:22:48,243
- We do kill people sometimes.
- Yes, darling.
457
00:22:48,327 --> 00:22:53,248
But those are marauders,
invaders, snake-legs, and thieves.
458
00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:55,584
You kill thieves?
459
00:22:55,667 --> 00:22:58,086
Oh, yeah. Big time. We hate thieves.
460
00:22:59,671 --> 00:23:01,548
You hate bandits?
461
00:23:01,632 --> 00:23:03,550
Yeah, we behead bandits.
462
00:23:06,178 --> 00:23:08,597
You're not bandits, are you?
463
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,015
No.
464
00:23:10,098 --> 00:23:12,267
You guys didn't steal anything, did you?
465
00:23:12,893 --> 00:23:14,394
- No.
- No?
466
00:23:14,478 --> 00:23:15,729
No.
467
00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:18,482
So, who are you really?
468
00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:20,150
We are... We're strangers.
469
00:23:20,234 --> 00:23:21,568
Strangers.
470
00:23:21,652 --> 00:23:25,197
We wanna thank you for your hospitality,
but we need to be on our way.
471
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:26,532
Stop.
472
00:23:27,074 --> 00:23:28,784
Check all their little bags and pouches.
473
00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:31,078
Check them.
474
00:23:31,161 --> 00:23:34,289
- Guards.
- I don't have any of them.
475
00:23:37,334 --> 00:23:38,794
It's just a vase.
476
00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:39,795
Pockets.
477
00:23:39,878 --> 00:23:42,422
- Just a vase here. Look. Yeah.
- Nothing.
478
00:23:42,506 --> 00:23:43,632
It's just vases.
479
00:23:43,715 --> 00:23:45,509
I saw her put something in her bag.
480
00:24:04,528 --> 00:24:07,656
- Avocado.
- It's just an avocado.
481
00:24:11,076 --> 00:24:13,787
Actually... Wow, we really do...
We have to go.
482
00:24:13,871 --> 00:24:15,372
So, thank you again.
483
00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:17,666
- Thank you.
- Let's... Team, let's go.
484
00:24:17,749 --> 00:24:19,376
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
485
00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:22,296
- Thanks very much.
- We thought it was all-inclusive.
486
00:24:24,590 --> 00:24:26,550
- They were nice.
- They're so lovely.
487
00:24:28,177 --> 00:24:29,386
Secondary source.
488
00:24:29,469 --> 00:24:30,846
What must everyone think of me?
489
00:24:30,929 --> 00:24:34,308
I'm not cut out to be
a time-traveling bandit.
490
00:24:34,391 --> 00:24:37,477
- Well, this is not for everyone.
- Well, it's not just your fault.
491
00:24:37,561 --> 00:24:40,355
Widgit and Penelope also
made their customary mistakes.
492
00:24:40,439 --> 00:24:42,774
Thanks, Judy, for your customary support.
493
00:24:42,858 --> 00:24:45,110
All right, Widgit.
We've got to get him home.
494
00:24:45,194 --> 00:24:46,361
So, what are we doing back here?
495
00:24:46,445 --> 00:24:48,655
Well, the map says
the portal is somewhere here,
496
00:24:48,739 --> 00:24:49,781
but it's not, is it?
497
00:24:51,950 --> 00:24:53,035
- There.
- Where?
498
00:24:53,952 --> 00:24:55,037
That's very far away.
499
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:57,623
- It's a long way down.
- Goodness' crisps.
500
00:24:57,706 --> 00:25:02,377
In Troy, Cassandra said
I'd jump with you off a cliff.
501
00:25:03,170 --> 00:25:05,547
Yeah, well, she's not to be believed,
is she?
502
00:25:05,631 --> 00:25:07,925
- Well, I'm not jumping off.
- I'm not jumping.
503
00:25:08,008 --> 00:25:09,843
I'm gonna listen to Lady Sak K'uk'.
504
00:25:11,261 --> 00:25:12,638
I'm taking the leap.
505
00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:15,349
- Kevin?
- Me too.
506
00:25:17,309 --> 00:25:18,143
Widgit.
507
00:25:19,603 --> 00:25:21,605
- All right.
- I'm feeling kind of nervous now.
508
00:25:23,524 --> 00:25:28,028
I know I was wrong about the Maya,
but I think I'm right about this.
509
00:25:32,533 --> 00:25:33,367
Fine.
510
00:25:47,214 --> 00:25:49,633
Says here this show is very good.
511
00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:52,553
Says here you cannot
take your eyes off it.
512
00:25:52,636 --> 00:25:55,639
Yeah? Says here
the second episode drops off a bit.
513
00:25:56,849 --> 00:25:59,309
It says that in the third episode,
they kill someone off.
514
00:25:59,852 --> 00:26:02,062
I hope it's that awful woman.
What was she in?
515
00:26:02,771 --> 00:26:03,772
I'll look it up now.
516
00:26:03,856 --> 00:26:05,107
No, don't look it up.
517
00:26:05,190 --> 00:26:06,984
- Why not?
- We'll do a quiz.
518
00:26:28,547 --> 00:26:31,717
Fianna... it is time.
519
00:26:36,096 --> 00:26:38,473
Stop laughing. Don't laugh.
520
00:26:39,057 --> 00:26:40,559
It's evil, therefore it's serious.
521
00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:43,270
Sorry, master.
522
00:27:05,417 --> 00:27:08,045
Kevin, you playing video games?
523
00:27:08,128 --> 00:27:09,796
Good, Kevin. Very modern.
524
00:27:20,349 --> 00:27:21,183
Right.
525
00:27:21,808 --> 00:27:25,270
Well, this is it, your bedroom.
526
00:27:25,938 --> 00:27:28,565
We're here exactly
one moment after we left,
527
00:27:28,649 --> 00:27:31,318
which is strange 'cause that's
actually what I thought would happen.
528
00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:43,789
Everyone, keep quiet.
529
00:27:56,260 --> 00:27:57,386
That was close.
530
00:27:58,095 --> 00:28:01,598
Okay. Well, young man, "Cas"...
531
00:28:01,682 --> 00:28:03,308
- Kevin.
- Yes, that's right.
532
00:28:03,392 --> 00:28:05,018
This is where we say farewell.
533
00:28:05,644 --> 00:28:07,187
May I say something?
534
00:28:07,271 --> 00:28:08,313
- Yes.
- Just go on then.
535
00:28:08,397 --> 00:28:09,356
Make it quick.
536
00:28:10,357 --> 00:28:12,526
I would like just to take a moment
537
00:28:12,609 --> 00:28:18,657
and say thank you all for this
amazing once-in-a-lifetime adventure.
538
00:28:19,199 --> 00:28:23,620
For a brief moment in my life,
I felt like I was part of a team.
539
00:28:23,704 --> 00:28:27,165
But you know, this is a team of bandits,
and you're very judgy about bandits.
540
00:28:27,249 --> 00:28:28,166
That's true. You are.
541
00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:30,460
Are you bandits though?
You didn't steal much.
542
00:28:31,044 --> 00:28:32,254
That reminds me.
543
00:28:33,255 --> 00:28:36,216
- This belongs to you, and this.
- What? That's mine.
544
00:28:36,925 --> 00:28:39,261
- Oh, yeah. This.
- How?
545
00:28:39,344 --> 00:28:40,179
I took this.
546
00:28:41,889 --> 00:28:44,141
Yeah, it was broken when I found it.
547
00:28:49,271 --> 00:28:52,024
I took this as well.
It's a bit dirty. Sorry.
548
00:28:52,107 --> 00:28:53,901
- I don't know what this is.
- Plastic.
549
00:28:53,984 --> 00:28:55,736
I took it from you when I didn't
know you. I do apologize.
550
00:28:55,819 --> 00:28:59,114
Kevin, who are you talking to?
Have you got visitors up there?
551
00:29:03,202 --> 00:29:05,662
- Nobody?
- Obviously not. I was joking.
552
00:29:07,164 --> 00:29:10,918
- Of course he doesn't.
- Stop talking to yourself and go to bed.
553
00:29:11,001 --> 00:29:12,628
Yeah, go to bed, love.
554
00:29:25,641 --> 00:29:26,808
What else was she in?
555
00:29:28,602 --> 00:29:30,687
- You know...
- Oh, yeah.
556
00:29:33,148 --> 00:29:35,192
Yeah. God, what was it?
557
00:29:35,275 --> 00:29:37,736
- That movie.
- I'll look it up.
558
00:29:37,819 --> 00:29:39,863
Adieu, mon frère.
559
00:29:39,947 --> 00:29:42,324
- I'll miss you.
- Kevin, thank you for the knowledge.
560
00:29:42,407 --> 00:29:46,537
Yes, the little information
that you did give us was...
561
00:29:47,204 --> 00:29:48,539
sometimes helpful.
562
00:29:48,622 --> 00:29:49,957
Yes, about the horse.
563
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:50,999
Yes, all right.
564
00:29:51,083 --> 00:29:52,501
Well done.
565
00:29:53,752 --> 00:29:54,962
I'm gonna submit a review of it.
566
00:29:55,045 --> 00:29:56,463
Yeah, you should.
567
00:30:02,261 --> 00:30:04,096
Who in the devil are you?
568
00:30:08,433 --> 00:30:10,060
What was that?
569
00:30:10,143 --> 00:30:11,770
- Mum! Dad!
- Kevin!
570
00:30:11,854 --> 00:30:13,146
No. Stop.
571
00:30:13,230 --> 00:30:14,273
Kevin.
572
00:30:16,483 --> 00:30:18,235
Kevin, don't look.
573
00:30:19,486 --> 00:30:20,529
You did.
574
00:30:20,612 --> 00:30:22,114
Oh, Kevin.
575
00:30:23,073 --> 00:30:24,616
They've been coaled.
576
00:30:25,576 --> 00:30:27,703
Turned to coal. Sorry, Kevin.
577
00:30:31,248 --> 00:30:33,417
This is Mum and Dad?
578
00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:34,960
It happens. Demon stuff.
579
00:30:35,043 --> 00:30:37,504
Yeah, I do not want to get coaled. No way.
580
00:30:44,553 --> 00:30:46,555
- Hurry up, Kevin! Hurry up!
- Widgit, the portal!
581
00:30:46,638 --> 00:30:48,140
Yeah. That's it.
582
00:30:49,933 --> 00:30:51,560
- Portal's not opening.
- Ask it to open.
583
00:30:52,144 --> 00:30:54,396
Could you please open upon our request?
584
00:30:55,230 --> 00:30:56,064
Nope.
585
00:30:57,024 --> 00:30:57,858
Nope.
586
00:30:58,859 --> 00:30:59,693
Nope.
587
00:31:00,277 --> 00:31:01,111
Nope.
588
00:31:01,195 --> 00:31:03,113
- Are my parents dead?
- Nope.
589
00:31:03,197 --> 00:31:05,240
Well, they're not well.
Let's just say that.
590
00:31:17,628 --> 00:31:18,921
Take a breath, man!
591
00:31:19,588 --> 00:31:21,298
Clear your mind. Think of nothing.
592
00:31:21,381 --> 00:31:23,258
Now think of something nice,
and try again.
593
00:31:25,469 --> 00:31:26,595
And open the door.
594
00:31:30,140 --> 00:31:31,183
I've done it!
595
00:31:31,266 --> 00:31:32,434
- Let's go.
- Let's go.
596
00:31:32,518 --> 00:31:34,186
- Let's go.
- See you later, Kevin.
597
00:31:34,269 --> 00:31:35,562
- Wait...
- Okay, go.
598
00:31:35,646 --> 00:31:37,439
Firestorm, please.
599
00:31:38,607 --> 00:31:42,152
Can I save my parents?
If I go back in time, can I save them?
600
00:31:47,491 --> 00:31:49,451
Oh, for goodness' sake.
You're coming with us.
601
00:32:01,755 --> 00:32:03,257
Let's go.
602
00:32:24,278 --> 00:32:25,779
- Jaspers.
- Yes, sir.
603
00:32:25,863 --> 00:32:28,156
- Yes, Supreme Being?
- I need to get out of this thing.
604
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,325
It's too hot. Come on, help me get it off.
605
00:32:30,409 --> 00:32:31,910
Okay, one, two, three.
606
00:32:33,287 --> 00:32:35,372
Thank you. I've had a hell of a day.
607
00:32:35,455 --> 00:32:36,415
Those bandits got away again.
608
00:32:36,498 --> 00:32:37,332
- What?
- Again?
609
00:32:37,416 --> 00:32:38,834
- Platypus?
- Yes, keep the platypus.
610
00:32:38,917 --> 00:32:40,085
I love a platypus.
611
00:32:40,169 --> 00:32:41,170
I need that map back.
612
00:32:41,253 --> 00:32:44,506
Those bandits are traveling
through time and not locking portals.
613
00:32:44,590 --> 00:32:45,424
Beetnanas?
614
00:32:45,507 --> 00:32:47,801
Beetnana... A beet... What's a beetnana? No.
615
00:32:47,885 --> 00:32:49,303
- Which means?
- Which means that the doors
616
00:32:49,386 --> 00:32:51,680
are flapping open
willy-nilly all over the place.
617
00:32:51,763 --> 00:32:53,974
- Today's prayers, sir?
- No, I'm sorry.
618
00:32:54,057 --> 00:32:55,726
Not at a time like this, Helen!
619
00:32:56,226 --> 00:32:58,604
An open portal could lead to
all sorts of disastrous things,
620
00:32:58,687 --> 00:33:01,732
like anachronisms and paradoxes
and anomalies.
621
00:33:01,815 --> 00:33:04,193
That sounds bad.
How about a cup of cherub spice?
622
00:33:04,276 --> 00:33:05,819
I'd love a cherub spice.
623
00:33:05,903 --> 00:33:07,779
Here you go, sir.
This will help calm you down.
624
00:33:07,863 --> 00:33:09,281
Thank you.
625
00:33:11,783 --> 00:33:15,621
- What is th... Hey, who are you?
- The cherub.
626
00:33:15,704 --> 00:33:17,039
You're the cherub, and this is your spice?
627
00:33:17,122 --> 00:33:19,333
It sure is. Would you like a top-up, yeah?
628
00:33:19,416 --> 00:33:21,168
I would not like a top-up.
Thank you though.
629
00:33:21,251 --> 00:33:23,545
Thank you for this delic...
630
00:33:23,629 --> 00:33:26,715
Get rid of him. Okay.
Come in here, guys. Come in here.
631
00:33:26,798 --> 00:33:30,385
Now, this is top secret...
Out, out, out! Get out of here!
632
00:33:30,469 --> 00:33:34,848
Okay, this is the thing
I wanted to show you.
633
00:33:36,350 --> 00:33:39,269
It's my super-duper cool new project.
634
00:33:39,353 --> 00:33:40,354
I can't wait to tell everyone.
635
00:33:40,437 --> 00:33:43,941
Uh-huh. Well, which leads me to...
636
00:33:44,024 --> 00:33:46,068
it's also super...
637
00:33:46,151 --> 00:33:51,532
and I cannot stress this enough, you two...
super-duper top secret.
638
00:33:52,533 --> 00:33:54,868
No one can know. You hear me?
639
00:33:55,452 --> 00:33:57,788
- Say it.
- No one can know.
640
00:33:57,871 --> 00:33:58,914
In unison.
641
00:33:58,997 --> 00:34:00,457
No one can know.
642
00:34:00,541 --> 00:34:03,710
- You hear me?
- We'll work on it. Okay, show it.
643
00:34:04,670 --> 00:34:05,879
No way.
644
00:34:09,424 --> 00:34:12,052
That... I... That is definitely urine.
645
00:34:13,971 --> 00:34:17,014
And remember, not a word to anyone.
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