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-Nice shot! -Nice shot!

Nice.

Beyond the horizon are tremendous business opportunities.

Even the US is eagerly investing in space exploration.

Production of rockets is the duty of advanced nations

and their national policy.

Conglomerates like us need to lend the country our strength.

Wait. Aren't those azaleas?

How pretty.

You all certainly do like rockets.

Madam.

Our group is sponsoring this project with all our strength.

For the sake of this country,

our five companies need to work together.

Four companies have already agreed.

Won't your Takamiya Group also give its approval

to join our company's project?

The weather certainly is lovely today.

We've been given such a sunny day,

so instead of talking business, let's enjoy it playing golf.

Good point.

Mr. Sayama!

Did you find it?

Here it is!

You found it?

I'll start from here.

That is one stubborn woman.

Yes. The rumors were true.

Since she took over the Takamiya Group, it's been impossible to deal with them.

As soon as she took over, I heard she replaced all the old board members.

Apparently, they call her the "empress" behind her back.

She's a true pain in the neck.

The future is determined by whether the empress says "yes" or "no."

Make sure she says yes!

Certainly, sir.

Also, at the board of directors' meeting,

the commotion caused by that porn director was a topic.

That's unacceptable.

This is an important time.

Avoid any unnecessary, harmful rumors.

I'll take care of it right away.

I'm sorry!

Are you all right?

Yes.

-This way, please. -Thank you.

Have a seat on the sofas.

-Hello. -Nice to see you.

Komu, I bought the shakes.

They're strawberry-flavored.

How confident are you?

Confident? We have 30 million adult video fans

gripping their erections in anticipation. I merely need to satisfy them.

In the case of Mr. Muranishi and I,

this won't be the all-too-common two-people-masturbating show.

It will be of such extremely high voltage, it will be like watching the real thing.

-I see. -Yes.

-How can I put-- -Mr. Muranishi.

My apologies.

Tell us why you decided to start making videos again now?

Well…

Let's see…

We've been saving up our energy.

Energy?

To ascend to utopia, your tanks must be full.

When Mr. Muranishi's space shuttle docks at the vagina space station,

that is a true utopia.

Excellent comment!

We'll make something that will thrill all of Japan.

The age of watching adult videos 24 hours a day is quickly approaching.

Then we can expect a video that surpasses I Like It S&M Style?

Most certainly.

This world is all about giving people pleasure.

Nobody can best Toru Muranishi at this game.

If I make it, it'll be a hit for sure.

Then, Ms. Kuroki, tell us your thoughts on your new video.

Everyone, please continue to masturbate in expectation

of our greatest masterpiece.

That's magnificent.

-Thank you. -My pleasure. This one as well.

Thank you!

-I can hardly wait for this! -Right?

-Thank you. -Thank you.

Mr. Muranishi, thank you.

-Nice. -You two do make a good couple.

-Thank you. This is for the taxi. -Thank you.

Mr. Muranishi.

The reaction to our new video is really quite impressive.

Yes, they are looking forward to it.

I know I jumped the gun.

-Is it a problem for you? -Thank you.

I appreciate that you attracted attention. I haven't been this thrilled in a while.

Then like you promised, let's achieve our dream together.

Right.

Hold on a minute.

Okay.

Can I come in, Kuroki?

Please come in.

What's the matter?

Nothing in particular.

I thought you might be tired from the interview.

Are you okay?

I'm doing fantastic.

You see,

I think I will finally be able to return to my true self.

I'm so happy, I can hardly sit still.

I see.

I can hardly wait to start filming.

Yes. Me too.

Bye.

I am a completely useless man.

I can't do anything on my own.

I'm no help to anyone!

All my employees abandoned me!

I'm nothing more than scum!

Insulting yourself? What a lowlife.

Whip my filthy body even more!

Who said a slave could beg?

-Who said you could do that? -I'm sorry!

What's this?

You lied to me.

What?

No, I didn't.

Then what the heck is this thing?

How dare you show me such a pathetic thing as this!

Here's your punishment.

-What? -Jerk yourself off!

Myself?

-Get to it. -Yes, ma'am.

I'm still searching for a new kind of porn,

but I'm still experimenting.

Why not just make ordinary videos?

I've had it with those.

I'm sick of them.

Say, want to know how to make money?

You can still do pretty well

even if you don't make a hit.

Mr. Wada…

I can't…

get turned on normally anymore.

There it is! Awesome! What will you do?

Good evening, Mr. Wada!

So you're here, Mr. Chu.

How was the live strip fucking?

It's not bad.

I brought something quite amazing for you.

I'll bring it to your place.

No, I don't need it.

Please, won't you take it?

-I'll carry it to your place. -Watch out.

I'll carry it.

-Would you please buzz off? -I myself…

Hello.

Hi.

There.

Nice.

You know, I heard that

this was developed to be sucked at the same rate that humans breastfeed.

Now you see why it's become such a big hit.

You see…

It feels perfect when you suck it.

-Please try sucking it. -Excuse me. What is your business?

I'm sorry. We're meeting with Mr. Umino. We have an appointment this time.

Mr. Honda, I thought you said you wouldn't help us anymore.

Don't you get it? That was all a performance.

He was enraged, so doing that was the mature thing to do then.

-What a liar. -For sure.

Yes, there is an appointment for Mr. Muranishi.

-Have some, ladies. -That way, please.

-My apologies for the other day. -Let's go.

Komu, bring one for Mr. Umino.

-This way, please. -Thank you.

-This way, please. -Thank you.

Hello.

You're still at that?

All adults sure seem to have a love of cars, don't they?

Sorry about the other day

for blowing you off.

Not at all. We would like to apologize as well.

F1 is an excellent advertising medium.

Depending on where a sticker is placed, the PR effect is totally different.

The side of a car costs several billion yen a year.

Several billion?

Say, everyone. Excuse me a moment.

Instead of slapping stickers on some car that races at 300kph,

you'll get better PR from stickers on adult video actresses.

There could be a price for her back, for her breasts, and for her crotch.

How does that sound?

As indecent as always, I see.

It just shows how much value adult videos have.

You called us here today because you understand that, right?

As the CEO of Satellite East, I will give you an official answer.

Thank you.

The answer is "no."

You need to be clear with boneheads like yourself.

I would feel guilty

if you needlessly spent money because I got your expectations up.

Hold on here! This is insane!

No, it's not.

This is a sensible decision. Wouldn't you agree, Mr. Honda?

Is this because I announced it before it was official?

That's not the issue.

Then what is the issue?

What is it?

The world's buzzing about the new video with Kuroki!

I paid two billion for that broadcast facility!

I'm not like the others!

-Mr. Muranishi. -It's unfair not to give me the rights!

I'm the one who decides if it's fair or not.

Why are you so against me?

I will never…

make a deal with an ex-con.

No matter how qualified you may be,

the path you've taken excludes you from this business.

Just the fact that you are Toru Muranishi is enough

to disqualify you.

Don't you agree, Mr. Honda?

Our group puts its greatest effort into our satellite business.

It's my job to do away with the unacceptable riffraff.

Do you understand…

Mr. Ex-Con Adult Video Director?

We're done.

We won't meet again.

Move.

Here you are, Ms. Kuroki.

Thank you.

Would you like some, Junko?

-Thanks. Put it over there. -Okay.

By the way, tomorrow is Miyuki's first shoot.

-Can you come, Kuroki? -Really?

I look forward to it. I'll be there.

I doubt it will be like your debut video though.

Don't raise the bar so high.

I didn't get scheduled to shoot it, but I'll be on-site if you need me.

Thank you.

Good afternoon, Mr. Muranishi.

Welcome back. How's the new video concept coming?

This isn't the time for that. I'll do it later.

Wait, Mr. Muranishi…

What's gotten into him?

Just kill me, please…

From the front…

From the front.

I'll deliver it from the front.

Here we go, ma'am.

I'm coming! Here's your delivery!

I'm coming!

Mitamura?

Mitamura, wake up.

Shall we roll?

I'm ready anytime.

Oh, good. In there, please.

-In there? Got it. -Thanks.

Yes! Right there! I'm coming!

You're still going at it?

-Good morning, Ms. Kuroki. -Please carry on.

Good morning!

Good morning. I'm here to see Miyuki.

She's just about to start filming.

Feel free to watch.

After that orgy wraps up, we'll start filming Miyuki.

Okay!

You good to go, Mr. Actor?

I'm good!

Okay. Get ready to go, Miyuki.

Are you okay? Filming is just about to start.

I'm sorry.

Sorry, Miyuki, but I don't have a lot of time for this.

Miyuki!

Mr. Mitamura.

She's all yours.

What's the problem?

Now that it's time…

I don't know what I should do.

Really? All you need to do is give yourself over to ecstasy.

Face this challenge just as you are.

I know…

It's difficult to take that first step, isn't it?

It was the same for me too.

How were you

able to bring yourself to do it?

You'll see the sign.

The sign?

Everyone gets the sign that tells them that now is the time to take the plunge.

Then…

now isn't that time.

You're right.

This may not be the time.

The sign probably comes…

at the edge of despair.

-Where's Mr. Furuya? -He's not here yet.

-Welcome. Enjoy yourselves. -Hey, pal. He called me here.

Oh, I see. Right this way.

Please wait there.

Will you come back?

Okay.

Were you shocked?

Not really.

Then what's with your attitude?

Did I do anything wrong?

Are you my boyfriend?

What?

What the fuck is with that hag of a mother of yours?

Is she paying off her debts with her daughter's body?

You must be nuts.

Unbelievable.

That's no mother.

Quit lecturing me from your secure perch.

What?

You don't know shit.

I'm saying this because I'm worried!

That seems like living hell.

I don't care. I've got no choice.

Hey,

you mean you're satisfied with it?

All right.

Is there anything you can do about it?

Answer me!

What's with the silence?

See? You've got no ideas!

What the hell?

Hey.

Why are you looking so upset?

Lover's quarrel?

I would never fight with a customer.

We've never met, have we?

How glorious!

I'm Sawaki. Nice to meet you, honey.

Hello.

He's a fine yakuza who served 15 years behind bars.

He finally got released today.

As soon as I got out, he reinstated me.

I couldn't be happier.

-Oh, gosh! -Sayaka.

Yes?

I want you to help him celebrate his release tonight.

Sure.

I look forward to it.

Excuse me.

Hurry up.

First, let's have a toast.

At last, I can drink!

Let's get to it.

Good. Cheers!

-Cheers! -Cheers!

-Who the fuck are you? -Bastard!

Take out your gun!

Let go of the gun!

That hurts!

That hurts!

That hurts!

Goddamn bastards!

Toshi!

This is for my brother! Eat lead!

Hey!

Hey! Let's go!

Let's get out of here!

Hurry!

Toshi!

Hurry!

Ferruccio! Wait!

It's dangerous here. You've got blood on your face.

We've got to get away from here.

-Stay safe. See you in Calarcá. -Right.

Stand back!

Stand back, please!

That hurts!

That hurts!

Shit!

That hurts!

What are you doing?

Not that way! This way!

Are you fucking kidding me?

I'm begging you!

Forget you saw us! Please! I'm begging you!

-I'm begging you! -Hey!

I heard a ruckus inside.

Let's go! Come on!

This way! Hurry!

Like Romeo and Juliet.

The best wine is red.

Would you like some, ma'am?

No, thank you. I prefer white.

I see.

What were we talking about just now?

I believe you were in the middle of bragging about how you were once chosen

to be on the Olympic wrestling practice team.

What a bore that must have been.

Such a nice California wine.

No wonder the great Francis Ford Coppola loved it.

What are you doing here?

I see you're dining with a very beautiful lady.

Will you two have sex tonight?

Mr. Umino, who is this?

-I'll get rid of him. -Mr. Muranishi.

I told you, no satellite rights!

I'm just here to humiliate you in return.

Stop this useless fight. It's childish.

Good evening. I am Mr. Muranishi, the man who always says, "Please strip."

I am an adult video director.

I have seen deep inside the crotches of numerous women.

Therefore, at a single glance, I can tell what a woman's pussy is like.

How interesting!

I bet yours feels absolutely fantastic!

Hey!

-Toss this joker out now! -You're a hidden gem.

He'll harm this hotel's reputation!

-I can tell you had a refined upbringing. -Yes, but…

-Just get security! -You must have been quite sheltered.

But there's much more to the world. Open wide your perspective and your legs.

By the way, what's your relation to Mr. Umino?

He's a business partner in space exploration.

Are you insane?

You should never have business or sex with this man!

Understand?

Hurry up!

He's not suitable for a woman as beautiful as you.

This moron is ruining the atmosphere!

-Reconsider doing business with him! -Hurry up!

The world is full of far more variety than you think it is.

You should experience as much as you can.

I'm so glad that we met.

I have an idea! Watch all the videos that my Diamond Visual has made.

-You'll gain a new perspective on life! -Shut your mouth!

-Mr. Umino, thank you for the wine. -Shut up!

-I hope to see you again! -Let's go! Come here!

This is overkill. No need for this many to escort one person downstairs.

Shut up!

That's dangerous! Don't push!

Don't get violent! Hey, you! That's dangerous!

Those giant corporations are total morons.

Mr. Muranishi is way ahead of his time.

The era of 24-hour porn will come.

I swear it.

We're the ones telling them that. What do you think, Mr. Honda?

What?

Right.

I'd probably agree.

That's not much enthusiasm!

Now I'm ticked off.

What's the matter?

No, I'm sorry.

People need to do better than Mr. Muranishi.

I mean, just read this.

"Young directors on the rise"?

What happened?

Mr. Muranishi, are you all right?

Fucking idiot…

I'm fine.

I put him in his place!

Hurry up and leave.

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

-Get in. -Mr. Muranishi.

-Mr. Honda, don't touch me. -What?

Things couldn't get any worse.

-Don't blame me for what happens! -Be quiet for a minute.

Eventually, things will turn out well.

Mr. Muranishi speaking.

Certainly!

This way, please.

To the second floor, please.

I am Toru Muranishi.

Mr. Muranishi, is it?

What is it you're after, anyway?

This way, please.

To the second floor, please.

Let's go, yes!

Yes!

Dang, that was good!

-Chairman! -What is this?

Umino!

Celebrate!

Thanks to him, our five companies will work together!

What do you mean?

Ms. Takamiya absolutely adores Muranishi.

I never had such an exciting time as that before.

I was so thrilled, I felt like a young girl again.

He is so much fun!

As a token of my thanks,

I gave Muranishi satellite broadcast rights.

Have your company approve it.

Hold on a second! What is he doing here?

-Yes! That's great! -He accomplished what you couldn't, right?

I had no choice. This guy is way more interesting than you.

Yes!

When it comes to business,

it requires people with the brains to lead them.

All the darn satellite channels now are dull and boring.

This man is an ex-con!

He'll harm the image of our group's businesses!

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

-Listen, Umino! -Yes!

We didn't get to where we are by doing saintly acts!

Having a conviction is like a medal of honor!

I guess even hell can freeze over.

Have you remembered my name yet?

It's Mr. Muranishi!

I'm the ex-con, Toru Muranishi!

-Thank you. -Thank you.

Good night.

I have high expectations.

Do as you please.

Chairman Watabe, I swear I will repay you for this favor.

From now on, you compete in the open market.

Understood, sir.

Your first work will determine your fate.

Make sure it's good.

You can count on me.

Good night, sir.

Chairman!

What is it?

By the way,

what kind of adult videos do you prefer, sir?

-Ready, go! -Ready, go!

-Do you know any details, Rugby? -No. Not a thing.

What?

-Junko, out of the way. -Okay, I'll move.

-Ready, go! -Ready, go!

There.

-Good. -Mitamura!

Yes?

Is this really it?

Yes. So it seems.

Mr. Mitamura, what do you think?

I can't really say.

I think it depends on how it's filmed.

Kuroki, Mr. Muranishi wants you to wear this.

I'd like Mr. Muranishi to explain this to me directly.

Actually, I think that might be difficult to do.

Ms. Kuroki.

Wait, Ms. Kuroki.

Where is Mr. Muranishi?

Actually, I'm not really sure.

Okay, get on set. Let's get started.

-Yes, sir. -Yes, sir.

-Hey. Sugihara, lie down stage right. -Sure.

Yoshida, lie down stage left.

Good.

Yoshida, a little more this way.

That's good there.

-Rugby, pull this one back. -Yes, sir.

You're not going to be in this, Mr. Muranishi?

What's wrong? Is there a problem with that?

I can't stand this script. Is this really what you want to film?

It's not whether I want to do it. It's what people want.

I thought that making it together was what it's all about.

That's just your assumption. I need to give people what they want.

-I want to make this with you! -Don't be so selfish!

You're a pro, aren't you?

This entire company relies on us.

We need to give everyone here a livelihood!

Satellite TV is how we'll survive.

We have to do whatever it takes to succeed!

To do that, we need to fulfill--

You want to change your style for such a lame reason?

You want to make this garbage for that purpose?

This will never surpass I Like It S&M Style!

Nothing ever will!

Don't be stupid! Why does everyone think that?

That was made by pure chance

thanks to the convergence of miracle upon miracle!

You can't plan something like that!

Let's do this! Let's roll!

-Yes, sir. -Yes, sir.

Mr. Muranishi.

Please take back what you just said.

Everyone will do their best filming this.

I expect the same from you.

Let's go.

Yes, sir.

Kuroki…

Junko!

It turned out just like you wanted.

What?

Mr. Muranishi, let's call it quits for today.

No. We're filming.

Would it be all right if I took the place of Ms. Kuroki?

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Subtitle translation by: Brian Athey