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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,244 --> 00:00:11,612 Captioning Made Possible By 2 00:00:11,712 --> 00:00:13,514 THE METROPOLITAN LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY 3 00:00:53,921 --> 00:00:56,924 MOM, THIS PLACE IS BEAUTIFUL. 4 00:00:58,159 --> 00:01:00,094 THERE AREN'T MANY CLUBS LIKE THIS 5 00:01:00,194 --> 00:01:01,462 LEFT IN THE CITY. 6 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:02,463 ( banging ) 7 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:03,197 RUDY! 8 00:01:03,297 --> 00:01:04,565 I WANTED TO HEAR IT. 9 00:01:05,699 --> 00:01:07,435 IT SOUNDS LIKE ANY OTHER PIANO. 10 00:01:07,535 --> 00:01:11,439 WHICH IS WHY WE DON'T HAVE ONE AT HOME. 11 00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:12,840 MRS. HUXTABLE? 12 00:01:12,940 --> 00:01:13,774 CLARENCE THORNHILL. 13 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:14,942 MR. THORNHILL. HOW ARE YOU? 14 00:01:15,042 --> 00:01:16,644 I'M FINE, THANK YOU. 15 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:17,578 THIS IS VANESSA. 16 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:18,746 HOW ARE YOU? HELLO. 17 00:01:18,846 --> 00:01:22,015 AND MY OTHER DAUGHTER HERE, LIBERACE. 18 00:01:22,116 --> 00:01:24,017 HOW ARE YOU, LIBERACE? 19 00:01:24,118 --> 00:01:26,554 I REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR SETTING THIS UP. 20 00:01:26,654 --> 00:01:27,421 IT'S MY PLEASURE. 21 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:30,991 YOUR LETTER DEMONSTRATED SUCH GREAT LOVE 22 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:32,693 MISS HORNE WOULD LIKE 23 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:35,696 YOUR FAMILY TO SIT AT HER PERSONAL TABLE. 24 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:38,466 I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA. 25 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:42,303 CLIFF MIGHT TRY TO REACH OUT AND TOUCH HER. 26 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:46,240 WE COULD HAVE MADE THESE ARRANGEMENTS OVER THE PHONE. 27 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:49,243 YOU DON'T KNOW MY HUSBAND. 28 00:01:49,343 --> 00:01:51,812 WHEN IT COMES TO FINDING OUT HIS BIRTHDAY PRESENT 29 00:01:51,912 --> 00:01:54,114 THERE'S NOTHING HE WON'T DO. 30 00:01:54,215 --> 00:01:57,151 HE'LL EVEN INTERROGATE HIS OWN CHILDREN. 31 00:01:57,918 --> 00:01:59,553 YEAH, DAD'S TRICKY. 32 00:01:59,987 --> 00:02:02,523 MAKE HIM THINK HE'S STAYING HOME. 33 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,558 THAT'S NOT SNEAKY ENOUGH. 34 00:02:04,658 --> 00:02:08,996 I THINK WE SHOULD PRETEND WE'RE MAKING HIM A BIG DINNER 35 00:02:09,096 --> 00:02:10,531 LET HIM FIND OUT ABOUT IT 36 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:13,601 THEN WHEN HE'S BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE'S OUTFOXED US 37 00:02:13,701 --> 00:02:16,470 WE BRING IN A PIZZA. 38 00:02:16,837 --> 00:02:17,971 MUSHROOM PIZZA. 39 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:19,740 HE HATES MUSHROOM PIZZA! 40 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,875 MUSHROOM PIZZA. 41 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:24,645 HE WON'T KNOW WHETHER HE'S COMING OR GOING. 42 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:25,979 THAT'S A GREAT PLAN. 43 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:27,781 MOM'S TRICKY, TOO. 44 00:02:32,186 --> 00:02:36,557 OH, MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT IS AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 45 00:02:38,326 --> 00:02:39,593 THEY'VE HIDDEN... 46 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:40,761 ( car door slams ) 47 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:45,366 HELLO. 48 00:02:45,466 --> 00:02:46,467 HI, DAD. 49 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:48,336 YOU'RE HOME FROM SCHOOL A LITTLE LATE. 50 00:02:48,436 --> 00:02:50,638 UH, TRAFFIC. 51 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:52,806 AT THIS HOUR THERE WAS TRAFFIC? 52 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:55,108 WHERE WAS THERE TRAFFIC? 53 00:02:55,209 --> 00:02:56,677 BETWEEN HOME AND SCHOOL. 54 00:02:56,777 --> 00:02:58,979 BETWEEN HOME AND SCHOOL. 55 00:02:59,079 --> 00:02:59,980 RUDY... 56 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:04,985 TRAFFIC. 57 00:03:05,085 --> 00:03:06,554 VANESSA... 58 00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:09,290 I'VE GOT TO TAKE A BATH. 59 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,660 YOUR BEING LATE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH MY BIRTHDAY. 60 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:14,127 AM I RIGHT, VANESSA? 61 00:03:14,228 --> 00:03:15,162 GOT TO TAKE A BATH. 62 00:03:15,263 --> 00:03:16,063 RUDY? 63 00:03:16,163 --> 00:03:18,499 TRAFFIC! 64 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:21,535 MAKE IT TOUGH ON ME. 65 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:22,570 I LOVE IT. 66 00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:24,405 THE JOY OF A BIRTHDAY 67 00:03:24,505 --> 00:03:27,541 IS FINDING OUT WHAT THE PRESENT IS 68 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:29,777 BEFORE ONE GETS IT. 69 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:32,212 AND YOU KNOW I ALWAYS DO. 70 00:03:32,313 --> 00:03:33,781 NOT THIS YEAR. 71 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:35,783 "NOT THIS YEAR." 72 00:03:36,584 --> 00:03:40,288 YOU SAY THAT EVERY YEAR, AND EVERY YEAR I FIND OUT. 73 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:43,824 DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME WHAT IT IS NOW 74 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:47,461 OR DO YOU WANT ME TO START WORKING ON THE CHILDREN? 75 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,898 WORK ON WHOEVER YOU PLEASE. 76 00:03:50,998 --> 00:03:54,735 YOU WON'T FIND OUT ANYTHING. 77 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:57,738 LET THE GAMES BEGIN. 78 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:08,516 ( humming the Olympics theme) 79 00:04:16,290 --> 00:04:19,059 DADDY, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR BIRTHDAY. 80 00:04:19,159 --> 00:04:20,293 RIGHT. 81 00:04:20,394 --> 00:04:21,795 I'M SERIOUS. 82 00:04:21,894 --> 00:04:23,597 I'M WRITING A SONG FOR THE SCHOOL CHOIR. 83 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:25,533 REALLY? YES. 84 00:04:25,633 --> 00:04:27,701 THESE ARE LYRICS. 85 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:30,738 OKAY, LET'S HEAR IT. 86 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:32,773 "NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME. 87 00:04:32,873 --> 00:04:34,775 "NO ONE REALLY CARES. 88 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:37,445 "I'M AN ORPHAN OF THE DARKNESS. 89 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:43,984 "A PRISONER OF MY TEARS. 90 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:47,154 "I WALK ALONE IN THE RAIN. 91 00:04:47,254 --> 00:04:49,390 "THE DOWNPOUR OF PAIN. 92 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:52,926 "THE DREAMS I DREAM ARE NOT MY OWN. 93 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:55,262 "I WALK ALONE. 94 00:04:55,363 --> 00:04:56,864 I WALK ALONE." 95 00:05:02,370 --> 00:05:03,471 SO? 96 00:05:06,574 --> 00:05:08,141 DADDY! 97 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:11,044 "I WALK ALONE..." 98 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:15,115 IS THIS WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE? 99 00:05:15,215 --> 00:05:18,118 NO, BUT WE COULDN'T WRITE ABOUT THE GOOD STUFF 100 00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:20,020 LIKE SEX AND POLITICS. 101 00:05:20,688 --> 00:05:23,223 ALL THAT'S LEFT WAS SELF-PITY? 102 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:26,259 YOU DON'T LIKE IT BECAUSE IT'S NOT JAZZ. 103 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:28,596 HAVE YOU READ IT FOR THEO YET? 104 00:05:28,696 --> 00:05:30,130 YES, SHE DID. 105 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:35,035 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT AGAIN UNTIL I'M REALLY HAPPY. 106 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:37,771 THAT'S JUST WHAT I LOVE ABOUT YOU GUYS-- 107 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:39,607 SO SUPPORTIVE. 108 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:42,275 MAYBE IT ISN'T A MAN'S SONG. 109 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:44,344 HAVE YOU READ IT FOR YOUR MOTHER? 110 00:05:44,445 --> 00:05:45,312 YES. 111 00:05:45,413 --> 00:05:45,846 WHAT DID SHE SAY? 112 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:47,347 "I WALK ALONE." 113 00:05:47,448 --> 00:05:48,916 YES, YOU DO. 114 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:52,820 THEO, MY BOY. 115 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:55,022 YOU KNOW... 116 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:56,289 SATURDAY'S MY BIRTHDAY. 117 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:58,125 I'LL BE 48 YEARS OLD. 118 00:05:58,225 --> 00:05:59,059 RIGHT, DAD. 119 00:05:59,159 --> 00:06:00,628 IT'S CIRCLED ON MY CALENDAR. 120 00:06:00,728 --> 00:06:02,496 OH, THANK YOU. 121 00:06:02,596 --> 00:06:03,864 YOU DID IT. 122 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:12,072 I KNOW THERE'S GOING TO BE 123 00:06:12,172 --> 00:06:14,241 A PRESENT FOR ME, MY BOY. 124 00:06:14,341 --> 00:06:16,143 SO WHAT IS IT? 125 00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:17,277 COME ON, DAD. 126 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,812 YOU KNOW I CAN'T TELL YOU. 127 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:20,714 I KNOW THAT. 128 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:21,949 HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW? 129 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:22,583 FOURTEEN. 130 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:23,817 FOURTEEN. 131 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:26,353 TWO YEARS FROM NOW 132 00:06:26,454 --> 00:06:30,924 YOU'RE GOING TO WANT A CAR. 133 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:36,564 I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN BUY IT FOR YOU. 134 00:06:37,965 --> 00:06:39,366 SO, MY BOY 135 00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:40,968 WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE? 136 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,202 OKAY, DAD. 137 00:06:42,302 --> 00:06:44,371 OKAY. 138 00:06:50,578 --> 00:06:52,746 THIS YEAR EVERYONE IS PITCHING IN 139 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:55,783 TO GET YOU SOMETHING YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO LOVE. 140 00:07:00,554 --> 00:07:02,122 WHAT IS IT? 141 00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:08,729 THEY WON'T TELL ME. 142 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:20,273 YOU'RE PITCHING IN? 143 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:21,675 YEAH. 144 00:07:22,142 --> 00:07:23,811 AND THEY WON'T TELL YOU? 145 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:25,746 I'M SERIOUS, DAD. 146 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:28,616 THEY SAID, "DO WHAT WE SAY," AND THAT WAS IT. 147 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:30,851 THEY KNOW I ALWAYS BREAK 148 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:34,287 SO THEY'RE KEEPING IT FROM ME, TOO. 149 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:36,590 I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING RIGHT NOW. 150 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:41,461 I THINK IT'S JUST AWFUL THAT PEOPLE WOULD ASK YOU TO PITCH IN 151 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:43,731 AND NOT TELL YOU WHAT IT IS. 152 00:07:44,231 --> 00:07:46,233 AND IF IT WAS ME 153 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:51,872 I WOULD GO UPSTAIRS AND DEMA TO KNOW 154 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:55,909 WHAT YOU ARE GETTING ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY. 155 00:07:56,243 --> 00:07:58,879 YOU KNOW SOMETHING, DAD? 156 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:01,949 THEY SAID YOU WOULD TRY THAT. 157 00:08:04,852 --> 00:08:07,020 WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 158 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:09,623 I'LL SIT HERE AND TAKE THIS ABUSE 159 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:12,760 ONLY BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO BE MY BIRTHDAY 160 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:15,228 AND I'M GOING TO GET SOME PRESENTS. 161 00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:17,397 WELL, MAYBE. 162 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:23,671 YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK FUNNY WALKING WHEN YOU'RE 23. 163 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:39,219 HE'S COMING! 164 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:41,889 SONDRA, I WAS WRONG. 165 00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:43,456 YOU NEED FOUR EGGS 166 00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:45,325 TO MAKE A DOUBLE CHOCOLATE SOUFFLE. 167 00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:47,628 OKAY, MOM, I'LL ADD ANOTHER ONE. 168 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:49,897 I CAN'T FIND THE BIG SERVING DISH. 169 00:08:49,997 --> 00:08:50,931 KEEP LOOKING. 170 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,766 IT'S THE ONLY ONE LARGE ENOUGH 171 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:55,035 TO HOLD THE BEEF WELLINGTON. 172 00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:58,839 VANESSA, IT'S ONLY THEO. 173 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:01,575 I'M SORRY, I HEARD FOOTSTEPS. 174 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:04,311 HEY, IS THIS PART OF DAD'S SURPRISE? 175 00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:07,014 COME ON, TELL ME. 176 00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:09,750 IT'S 5:00 NOW. 177 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:12,385 THERE ARE ONLY SEVEN HOURS LEFT IN DAD'S BIRTHDAY. 178 00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:13,754 WHEN ARE YOU TELLING ME? 179 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:16,256 HERE HE COMES! 180 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:18,659 SONDRA, I WAS WRONG. 181 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:19,893 YOU NEED FOUR EGGS 182 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:21,161 TO MAKE A DOUBLE CHOCOLATE SOUFFLE. 183 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:23,230 I'LL ADD ANOTHER ONE. 184 00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:26,299 Vanessa: I CAN'T FIND THE BIG SERVING DISH. 185 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:27,500 Clair: KEEP LOOKING. 186 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:30,738 IT'S THE ONLY ONE LARGE ENOUGH TO HOLD THE BEEF WELLINGTON. 187 00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:33,140 MOM, TASTE MY GAZPACHO. 188 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,942 IN A MINUTE. 189 00:09:35,042 --> 00:09:38,078 I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL DAD TASTES THIS CAESAR SALAD. 190 00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:42,482 PLEASE HAND ME THE HOMEMADE GARLIC CROUTONS. 191 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:46,987 ( whispering ) EVERYBODY, STOP! STOP! 192 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,623 WE GOT HIM. 193 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:56,096 CLIFF. 194 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:58,231 UH-UH. 195 00:09:58,331 --> 00:09:59,667 YOU DID NOT SEE THAT. 196 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:02,435 NO, NO, YOU DID NOT SEE THAT. 197 00:10:04,872 --> 00:10:06,373 YES, I DID. 198 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:10,210 THOSE KIDS HAVE BEEN WORKING THEIR HEARTS OUT 199 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:12,145 TRYING TO PREPARE YOU A SURPRISE DINNER. 200 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:15,148 THEY'LL BE CRUSHED. 201 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,350 MY LIPS ARE SEALED. 202 00:10:21,188 --> 00:10:22,522 I'M SUPPOSED TO TRICK YOU 203 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,491 INTO GETTING DRESSED UP IN YOUR TUXEDO 204 00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:26,694 AND GET YOU DOWN TO THE DINING ROOM. 205 00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:29,396 CONSIDER ME TRICKED. 206 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:31,131 BUT LET 207 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:33,166 THE RECORD SHOW 208 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:37,470 THAT I FOUND OUT ABOUT MY PRESENT AHEAD OF TIME. 209 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:41,975 YOU'RE DESPICABLE! 210 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:42,843 OH! 211 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,513 I'VE GOT TO ADMIT IT, CLIFF 212 00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:47,647 YOU ARE SMARTER 213 00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:50,283 THAN THE REST OF US. 214 00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:03,430 DEAR. 215 00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:04,464 YES? 216 00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:07,768 I JUST LOVE CROUTONS. 217 00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:10,337 AND DEAR... 218 00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:11,471 I JUST CAN'T WAIT 219 00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:16,910 UNTIL I CHEW ON MY BEEF WELLINGTON. 220 00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:17,945 AND DEAR... 221 00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:22,182 I JUST LOVE GAZPACHO SOUP. 222 00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:31,759 WHEN IS SOMEONE GOING TO TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON? 223 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,426 YOU'LL FIND OUT WHEN DAD DOES. 224 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:36,429 KEEP THOSE EYES CLOSED. 225 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:37,230 OKAY. 226 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:38,131 I'VE GOT YOU. 227 00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:39,532 HERE YOU GO. 228 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:40,533 ALL RIGHT? 229 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:41,268 SIT DOWN? 230 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,402 IF YOU LIKE. 231 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:44,571 YOU READY? 232 00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:45,305 OPEN YOUR EYES. 233 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:47,507 SURPRISE! SURPRISE! 234 00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:49,509 IS THIS FOR ME? 235 00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:52,312 GOLLY, I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED THIS. 236 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:52,980 HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY. 237 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,715 I CAN'T WAIT. 238 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:58,351 DAD, HOW DOES THE BIG FOUR-EIGHT FEEL? 239 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,220 NEVER FELT BETTER. 240 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,454 I'M GLAD TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT. 241 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,624 48 IS TRADITIONALLY 242 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,827 THE TIME OF MID-LIFE CRISIS. 243 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,128 REALLY? 244 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:11,598 YEAH, A MAN REACHES DAD'S AGE 245 00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:14,467 AND HE SEES ALMOST HALF A CENTURY GONE. 246 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,804 THEN HE LOOKS AHEAD AND REALIZES 247 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:20,440 HE HAS LESS THAN A THIRD OF HIS LIFE LEFT. 248 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,679 SONDRA, I THINK YOU OUGHT TO GET A JOB 249 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:29,449 WRITING BIRTHDAY CARDS. 250 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:32,585 DINNER IS SERVED. 251 00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:34,521 SURPRISE! 252 00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:35,655 PIZZA? 253 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,657 IT'S PIZZA, DAD! 254 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,960 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 255 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:44,097 YEAH, YEAH. 256 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:46,033 OKAY. 257 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:48,468 I KNOW YOU BETTER TAKE THAT OUT OF HERE. 258 00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:52,372 COME ON, CLIFF. 259 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:53,173 NO, NO, NO, NO. 260 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,541 I'M NOT GOING FOR NO PIZZA. 261 00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:58,445 YOU ALL CAN STOP FOOLING AROUND RIGHT NOW. 262 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:02,349 BRING OUT THE CROUTONS AND THE GAZPACHO. 263 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:05,018 COME ON, I DON'T WANT NO PIZZA. 264 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:06,954 CLIFF! 265 00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:08,055 NO, NO, NO, NO! 266 00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:11,258 BEEF WELLINGTON! BEEF WELLINGTON! 267 00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:13,927 IS THAT ANY WAY TO BEHAVE ON YOUR BIRTHDAY? 268 00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:16,329 GET IT OUT HERE. 269 00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:17,297 YOU BETTER HURRY UP AND EAT THIS FOOD. 270 00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:19,032 I DON'T WANT THIS. 271 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,334 THIS IS IT! 272 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:22,269 WE GOT HIM. 273 00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:24,104 WE GOT HIM GOOD. 274 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:27,440 CLIFF, THIS IS IT. 275 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:30,243 WHERE DID YOU HIDE THE BEEF WELLINGTON? 276 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:33,713 HURRY UP AND EAT YOUR PIZZA BECAUSE THERE'S MORE. 277 00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:35,382 WE'RE TAKING YOU SOMEPLACE. 278 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:37,017 WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME? 279 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:38,852 DOWN TO THE CITY DUMP? 280 00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,427 I DON'T WANT NONE OF THAT. 281 00:13:58,738 --> 00:13:59,672 WOW, DAD. 282 00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:01,074 WAIT TILL YOU SEE THIS PLACE. 283 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,775 OH, YEAH? 284 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:11,151 WELL, I SMELL CANDLES, I HEAR PEOPLE... 285 00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,086 MUST BE IN A FUNERAL PARLOR. 286 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,888 WRONG. 287 00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:18,525 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 288 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:21,028 THE "CLUB PREMIERE" IS PROUD TO PRESENT 289 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:23,096 LENA HORNE! 290 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:29,636 ( jazz music ) 291 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:46,119 LOOK AT YOU. 292 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,556 YOU KNOW YOU'RE SITTING AT M PERSONAL TABLE? 293 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,791 JUST ANYBODY CAN'T SIT HERE. 294 00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:56,329 I LET DIPLOMATS AND POTENTATES AND BIRTHDAY BOYS. 295 00:14:56,663 --> 00:15:00,733 YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE NO DIPLOMAT, AND YOU AIN'T NO POTENTATE. 296 00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:06,206 I'M JUST JOKING-- I KNOW ALL ABOUT HIM. 297 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:12,512 THIS IS DR. HEATHCLIFF HUX... HUX... 298 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:13,981 HUXTABLE! 299 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,148 WHATEVER. 300 00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:19,186 ANYWAY, I HOPE HE APPRECIATES EVERYTHING HIS WIFE DID 301 00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:21,021 TO MAKE THIS POSSIBLE TONIGHT. 302 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,157 YOU BETTER KISS HER HAND. 303 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:31,031 I AIN'T GOING TO SING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" TO YOU. 304 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:34,134 ANYBODY CAN SING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY." 305 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,136 I HAVE IN MIND ANOTHER SONG. 306 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:37,404 IT'S KIND OF OLD. 307 00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:41,108 BUT YOU MUST KNOW BY NOW, LOOKING AT ME, I LIKE OLD SONGS. 308 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,211 NOTHING'S WRONG WITH THE NEW ONES. 309 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,213 SOME OF THEM ARE FANTASTIC. 310 00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:48,415 BUT THEN THERE ARE THE OTHERS. 311 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:51,584 THE ONES THAT SAY, "OH, BABY." 312 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,255 "MY BABY." 313 00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:57,790 "WHEN, BABY?" 314 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,128 "NOW, BABY?" 315 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,432 I'M SORRY, BABY. 316 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:11,438 "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" IS ALL RIGHT, BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY FEELING. 317 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:16,076 I'M GOING TO SING A SONG TO YOU, DR. HEATHCLIFF HUXTABLE 318 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:17,177 THAT JUST ABOUT COVERS 319 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:19,746 WHAT YOU AND YOUR WIFE MEAN TO EACH OTHER. 320 00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:30,523 * IN THIS WORLD OF ORDINARY PEOPLE * 321 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,827 * EXTRAORDINARY PEOPLE 322 00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:41,468 * I'M GLAD THERE IS YOU 323 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:49,376 * IN THIS WORLD OF OVERRATED PLEASURES * 324 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:54,847 * OF UNDERRATED TREASURES 325 00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:59,852 * I'M GLAD THERE IS YOU 326 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,722 * I WOULD LOVE TO LIVE 327 00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:06,126 * YES, I WANT TO LIVE 328 00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:08,895 * WITH YOU BESIDE ME 329 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,799 * THIS ROLE'S SO NEW 330 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:27,614 * I'LL MUDDLE THROUGH WITH YOU TO GUIDE ME * 331 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:33,686 * IN THIS WORLD 332 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:36,323 * WHERE MANY, MANY PLAY AT LOVE * 333 00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:41,528 * AND HARDLY ANY STAY IN LOVE 334 00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:49,369 * I'M GLAD THERE IS YOU 335 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:54,374 * MORE THAN EVER 336 00:17:57,110 --> 00:18:08,821 * I'M GLAD THERE IS YOU 337 00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:29,242 MISS HORNE WILL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 338 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:30,910 THIS REALLY WASN'T NECESSARY. 339 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:33,246 MISS HORNE INSISTED UPON SEEING YOU. 340 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,882 SHE DIDN'T SAY JUST ME ALONE? 341 00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:37,884 I'M AFRAID NOT, SIR. 342 00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:39,118 MAKE YOURSELVES COMFORTABLE. 343 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,553 THANK YOU, WE WILL. 344 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:41,821 DON'T SIT DOWN 345 00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:44,191 AND DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING. 346 00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:45,858 LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL FAMILY. 347 00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:48,027 COME ON, SIT DOWN. 348 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,196 MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE. 349 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:51,831 PLEASE, SIT. 350 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,767 THAT WAS A FANTASTIC SHOW, MISS HORNE. 351 00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:55,668 MISS HORNE? 352 00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:56,503 HOW OLD ARE YOU? 353 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:57,337 48. 354 00:18:58,171 --> 00:18:59,972 YOU'RE 48, AND YOU CALL ME MISS HORNE. 355 00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:01,708 WHAT ARE YOU HIDING? 356 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,811 HE SAYS YOU'RE THE ONLY WOMAN 357 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,246 HE WOULD LEAVE ME FOR. 358 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:11,618 DON'T WORRY, IF HE EVER DID, I'D SEND HIM RIGHT BACK. 359 00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:14,321 AND WHO ARE THESE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN? 360 00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:15,388 I'M SONDRA. 361 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,156 SHE'S ATTENDS PRINCETON. 362 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:18,525 ARE YOU HAVING FUN THERE? 363 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,026 MOSTLY IT'S HARD WORK. 364 00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:23,129 GOOD ANSWER, ESPECIALLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR PARENTS. 365 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,500 WHO'S THE HANDSOME YOUNG MAN? 366 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,768 THEODORE. 367 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,437 DOES HE GIVE YOU ANY TROUBLE? 368 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:31,771 MAYBE ONCE IN A WHILE. 369 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:32,905 HANG IN THERE. 370 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,542 IN SIX MONTHS, YOU'LL BE BIGGER THAN HE IS. 371 00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:41,180 I'M VANESSA, AND THIS IS RUDY. 372 00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:42,181 DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? 373 00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:43,250 NO, MA'AM. 374 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,318 WHAT ABOUT LEON? 375 00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:50,657 THAT LITTLE ONE, I'LL HAVE TO BITE HER. 376 00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,992 I SAW YOU ON "SESAME STREET." 377 00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:55,695 I WAS SINGING WITH KERMIT THE FROG. 378 00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:57,230 CAN I MEET HIM? 379 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,699 I'LL TRY TO SET UP A DATE FOR YOU. 380 00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,272 MISS HORNE, I'M DENISE. 381 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,138 HELLO, DENISE. 382 00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:07,374 HOW OLD ARE YOU? 383 00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:08,708 SIXTEEN. 384 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,377 I WANT THAT YEAR BACK. 385 00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:12,512 I BLEW 16. 386 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,414 I WALKED AROUND 387 00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:17,417 IN A BLUE FUNK, FEELING SORRY FOR MYSELF. 388 00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,752 YOU SURE HIT THAT ON THE BUTTON. 389 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,622 SHE'LL GROW OUT OF IT. 390 00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:23,790 WHEN? 391 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:26,426 WHEN SHE REALIZES WHAT SHE'S GOT. 392 00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:27,927 AND SHE'S GOT A WHOLE LOT. 393 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:28,428 I NOTICED IT. 394 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,231 YOU'VE GOT LOTS OF LOVE 395 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,133 RIGHT HERE IN YOUR FAMILY. 396 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,669 THAT'S WHY I WANTED TO SAY HELLO. 397 00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:38,905 I LIKE BEING AROUND THAT KIND OF LOVE. 398 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:40,573 THANK YOU, MISS HORNE. 399 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,242 I THINK WE SHOULD BE GOING NOW. 400 00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:45,278 OH, DO YOU HAVE TO? 401 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,647 YES, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 402 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,549 GOOD-BYE, MISS HORNE. 403 00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:52,652 GOOD-BYE. 404 00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:07,700 GOOD-BYE, MR. HUXTABLE. 405 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,302 GOOD-BYE, MISS HORNE. 406 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,943 * IN THIS WORLD 407 00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:22,749 * OF OVERRATED PLEASURES 408 00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:27,454 *OF LA-DEE BOODY TREASURES * 409 00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:30,056 YOU HAD A GOOD TIME, DIDN'T YOU? 410 00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:31,658 OOH, THAT WAS THE BEST. 411 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:33,159 I'M TELLING YOU. 412 00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:38,130 AND WHAT THAT WOMAN DID WITH THAT CLUB WAS FANTASTIC. 413 00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:39,966 ISN'T SHE SOMETHING ELSE? 414 00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:43,603 TO THINK SHE STARTED SINGING IN "THE COTTON CLUB" AT 17. 415 00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:46,906 I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT SHE DID WITH THAT HOTEL. 416 00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:47,974 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 417 00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,543 I HEARD HER FATHER LEFT HER THAT PLACE WHEN HE DIED. 418 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,146 KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY NEXT YEAR? 419 00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:57,216 I WANT YOU TO BUY ME A HOTEL. 420 00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:00,152 YOU'RE SO SILLY. 421 00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:02,154 BUT I TELL YOU ONE THING: 422 00:22:02,254 --> 00:22:04,724 I NOTICED THAT EVEN AFTER THAT SONG 423 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:13,165 THE REST OF HER SHOW SHE JUST KEPT CENTERING ON ME. 424 00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:16,869 WELL, OF COURSE SHE DID, CLIFF, IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY. 425 00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:18,538 NO, NO. 426 00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:21,874 SHE INVITED ME BACK TO HER DRESSING ROOM... 427 00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:25,745 CLIFF, SHE INVITED ALL OF US BACK TO HER DRESSING ROOM. 428 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,781 SHE DID NOT WANT TO BE RUDE. 429 00:22:32,619 --> 00:22:34,454 WELL, LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU JUST FACE UP TO IT THAT 430 00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:37,790 EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE IN A SUPERSTAR'S LIFE 431 00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:41,894 THERE COMES ALONG A MAN THAT SHE CANNOT RESIST. 432 00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:44,497 CLIFF? 433 00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:45,264 WHAT? 434 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,433 SHUT UP. 435 00:22:50,269 --> 00:22:51,604 HI. 436 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:52,939 WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP? 437 00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:53,873 WORKING. 438 00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:55,408 AT THIS HOUR? 439 00:22:55,508 --> 00:22:58,177 AFTER TONIGHT, I TOOK ANOTHER LOOK AT MY SONG 440 00:22:58,277 --> 00:23:00,780 AND DECIDED TO CHANGE IT JUST A LITTLE. 441 00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:04,584 YOU WANT TO WALK WITH SOMEBODY WHILE YOU'RE ALONE? 442 00:23:05,351 --> 00:23:05,952 NO. 443 00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:07,920 LET'S HEAR IT. 444 00:23:08,688 --> 00:23:10,256 OKAY, LET ME GET THE MUSIC. 445 00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:15,127 ( piano music ) 446 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:19,398 "MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE MY BEST FRIENDS. 447 00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:22,835 "WHEN I'M ALL ALONE, I DON'T HAVE TO BE. 448 00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:26,706 "IT'S BECAUSE OF ME THAT I'M ALL ALONE, YOU SEE. 449 00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:29,776 "THEIR LOVE IS REAL. 450 00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:30,910 "WISDOM... 451 00:23:31,177 --> 00:23:33,079 "THEIR LOVE IS ALL MINE. 452 00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:36,382 "I HAVE FAITH IN THEM ALL THE TIME. 453 00:23:36,483 --> 00:23:38,017 "THE BEST LIVING FRIENDS 454 00:23:38,117 --> 00:23:39,385 "THE BEST LIVING LOVERS 455 00:23:39,486 --> 00:23:40,520 "TILL THE END. 456 00:23:40,620 --> 00:23:41,420 "THEIR LOVE IS REAL. 457 00:23:42,388 --> 00:23:45,658 "NEVER HAVE THEY LIED TO ME, NEVER CONNIVED ME 458 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,627 "OR TALKED BEHIND MY BACK. 459 00:23:47,727 --> 00:23:49,696 "NEVER HAVE THEY CHEATED ME. 460 00:23:49,796 --> 00:23:53,900 THEIR LOVE IS REAL, THEIR LOVE IS REAL." 461 00:23:57,203 --> 00:23:59,371 OH, DENISE, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. 462 00:23:59,472 --> 00:24:01,240 THANK YOU. 463 00:24:08,014 --> 00:24:10,650 Captioning Made Possible By 464 00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:13,720 THE METROPOLITAN LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY 465 00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:17,990 Captioned By The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation 30501

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