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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,279 --> 00:00:12,713 Captioning Made Possible By 2 00:00:12,813 --> 00:00:14,715 THE METROPOLITAN LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY 3 00:00:58,226 --> 00:00:59,160 HI, MOM. 4 00:01:01,162 --> 00:01:01,929 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 5 00:01:02,496 --> 00:01:03,731 DOWN THE STREET TO PLAY FOOTBALL. 6 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:06,967 THEO, IT'S FIVE DEGREES OUT THERE. 7 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,069 I'VE GOT EXTRA SOCKS ON. 8 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:11,239 WEAR GLOVES AND A HAT. 9 00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:12,906 IT'S FREEZE FOOTBALL-- 10 00:01:13,006 --> 00:01:14,708 WEAR THAT STUFF, YOU'RE NOT A REAL MAN. 11 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:17,445 HOW WILL THE REAL MAN FEEL WHEN HIS MOTHER SHOWS UP 12 00:01:17,545 --> 00:01:19,647 CARRYING HIS GLOVES AND A HAT? 13 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:22,783 HEY, DAD. 14 00:01:22,883 --> 00:01:24,185 HEY. WHERE YOU GOING? 15 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:27,955 FREEZE FOOTBALL. 16 00:01:29,056 --> 00:01:30,958 YOU CAN'T PLAY FREEZE FOOTBALL WITH A HAT. 17 00:01:31,058 --> 00:01:33,026 YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE THAT STUFF OFF. 18 00:01:33,994 --> 00:01:35,463 THEY'RE MOM'S IDEA. 19 00:01:35,563 --> 00:01:37,465 WEAR THE HAT AND GLOVES. 20 00:01:38,266 --> 00:01:39,200 HI, DEAR. 21 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:40,734 HOW WAS SCHOOL? 22 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:41,869 SCHOOL? 23 00:01:41,969 --> 00:01:44,805 DEAR, I BROUGHT HOME TWO CHILDREN 24 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:47,541 THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE OURS. 25 00:01:48,876 --> 00:01:50,611 WHEN I PULLED UP TO THE SCHOOL 26 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:53,847 THERE WAS A PACK OF THEM LIKE THIS. 27 00:01:54,915 --> 00:01:57,551 PARENTS DROVE UP AND GOT OUT 28 00:01:57,651 --> 00:02:00,154 AND THEY PANICKED TRYING TO FIND THEIRS. 29 00:02:00,254 --> 00:02:03,324 ONE WOMAN WAS GOING THROUGH THE WHOLE PACK-- 30 00:02:03,424 --> 00:02:06,627 PICKING THEM UP, LOOKING AT THEM 31 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:09,896 AND THEN THROWING THEM OVER HER SHOULDER. 32 00:02:09,997 --> 00:02:12,500 SO I BROUGHT THESE TWO HOME 33 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:15,035 BECAUSE THEY WERE THE RIGHT SIZE. 34 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:17,838 HI, MOM. 35 00:02:17,938 --> 00:02:19,640 I THINK THIS IS ONE OF OURS. 36 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:23,477 WE DON'T HAVE TO TAKE IT BACK. 37 00:02:23,577 --> 00:02:24,412 WHO ARE YOU? 38 00:02:24,512 --> 00:02:25,479 RUDY! 39 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:28,048 WE DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THEM BACK. 40 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:30,451 THESE AREN'T MY BOOTS. 41 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:31,285 WHOSE ARE THEY? 42 00:02:31,385 --> 00:02:32,386 I DON'T KNOW. 43 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,689 THE BELL RINGS, YOU GO TO THE PILE AND TRY YOUR LUCK. 44 00:02:36,123 --> 00:02:38,058 YOU CAN RETURN THEM TOMORROW. 45 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,628 BUT THEY'RE BETTER THAN MINE. 46 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:44,598 VANESSA, THEY GO BACK INTO THE PILE TOMORROW. 47 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:46,434 CAN I KEEP THESE? 48 00:02:46,534 --> 00:02:48,068 NO. CLIFF, GET THEM UNDRESSED. 49 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,437 I'LL START DINNER. 50 00:02:49,537 --> 00:02:52,206 IT TAKES A LONG TIME TO DO THIS, DEAR. 51 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:54,742 DADDY, I'M GETTING HOT. 52 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:56,043 I KNOW. 53 00:02:56,143 --> 00:02:58,812 DAD'S TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES AS FAST AS HE CAN. 54 00:02:58,912 --> 00:03:00,714 OKAY, HERE WE GO. 55 00:03:02,816 --> 00:03:05,519 DADDY, I CAN TAKE IT OFF! 56 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:11,592 DADDY! 57 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:12,526 CLIFF... 58 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:14,662 I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE HOOKED TO HER. 59 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:17,598 CLIFF, WE NEED TO TALK. 60 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:18,632 RIGHT NOW? 61 00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:19,633 RIGHT NOW. 62 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:20,434 WHAT'S UP? 63 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:21,335 NOTHING. 64 00:03:22,236 --> 00:03:23,571 HELP RUDY GET UNDRESSED, THEN GO UPSTAIRS. 65 00:03:23,671 --> 00:03:25,506 I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 66 00:03:27,074 --> 00:03:28,609 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 67 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:31,245 I ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKED THEO'S BOOK OFF THE TABLE... 68 00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:33,080 YEAH? 69 00:03:33,180 --> 00:03:36,817 ...AND FOUND THIS. 70 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:43,257 MAYBE HE'S DOING A BOOK REPORT ON DRUG ABUSE 71 00:03:43,357 --> 00:03:48,696 AND HE'S USING THIS AS A VISUAL AID. 72 00:03:50,431 --> 00:03:53,734 YEAH, THAT'S THE REAL THING. 73 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:56,203 I HATE TO THINK OF HIM STARTING WITH THAT STUFF. 74 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:59,907 THE BOY KNOWS WHERE WE STAND ON THIS. 75 00:04:00,007 --> 00:04:01,475 I'LL BET IT'S HIS FRIENDS. 76 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,210 THEY SEEM ALL RIGHT. 77 00:04:03,311 --> 00:04:04,378 ALL RIGHT? 78 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:05,145 COCKROACH... 79 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,079 BUZZARD... 80 00:04:06,179 --> 00:04:07,981 THE MOUTH. 81 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:09,383 THE MOUTH? 82 00:04:11,452 --> 00:04:13,854 SOME CHILD CALLED THE OTHER DAY AND ASKED FOR THEO. 83 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:17,325 HE SAID, "TELL HIM THE MOUTH CALLED." 84 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:19,827 DON'T YOU FIND IT SUSPICIOUS 85 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:24,498 THAT THESE PEOPLE AREN'T USING THEIR REAL NAMES? 86 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,367 WHEN CHILDREN ARE BORN 87 00:04:26,467 --> 00:04:30,270 PARENTS LOOK AT THE CHILD AND SAY, "LILLIAN," "ROY..." 88 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:35,643 AFTER THE CHILD DEVELOPS, WHATEVER COMES OUT 89 00:04:35,743 --> 00:04:37,711 THE NEIGHBORHOOD LOOKS AT IT AND SAYS... 90 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:38,846 "COCKROACH." 91 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:43,283 COCKROACH LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE A COCKROACH. 92 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:49,256 SUPPOSE THESE KIDS ARE USING THOSE NAMES AS DECOYS 93 00:04:49,357 --> 00:04:52,025 AND SUPPOSE THEO IS THEIR CONTACT. 94 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:56,364 SUPPOSE THOSE GUYS ARE SELLING THIS STUFF? 95 00:04:56,464 --> 00:04:59,132 NOW, PLEASE. 96 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:02,202 YOU FOUND THIS IN HIS BOOK. 97 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:03,971 IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HE SMOKED IT. 98 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:06,407 WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM SMOKE IT. 99 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:11,379 BUT ALREADY YOU HAVE OUR SON FLYING BACK AND FORTH TO TURKEY. 100 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:13,914 MY POINT IS THIS: 101 00:05:14,014 --> 00:05:16,550 WHY DON'T WE USE THIS? 102 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,619 BE RATIONAL, ALL RIGHT? 103 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:19,720 OKAY. 104 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,154 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 105 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:23,357 I'M GOING TO SEARCH HIS ROOM. 106 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:27,695 CLIFF, YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 107 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:29,863 I WASN'T GOING TO. 108 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:31,765 ANYWAY, THAT'S THEO'S ROOM. 109 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:35,369 YOU COULDN'T FIND 12 ACRES OF GRASS GROWING UP THERE. 110 00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:37,270 HI. 111 00:05:37,371 --> 00:05:38,572 HI. 112 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,808 I'VE DECIDED WHERE I'M GOING TO COLLEGE-- 113 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:43,644 THE UNIVERSITY OF HAWAII. 114 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:45,746 DENISE, HAS THEO BEEN ACTING STRANGE? 115 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:46,880 YEAH. 116 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:48,048 SINCE WHEN? 117 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:51,018 SINCE HE WAS SIX. 118 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:53,621 IS HE IN TROUBLE? 119 00:05:53,721 --> 00:05:55,756 STUPID QUESTION. 120 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,128 THAT'S A BUNCH OF WIMPS. 121 00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:02,530 ONLY ONE GUY SHOWED UP 122 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:05,165 AND HE WOULDN'T GET OUT OF HIS MOTHER'S CAR. 123 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:11,104 I WORE MY HAT AND GLOVES THE WHOLE TIME, MOM. 124 00:06:11,939 --> 00:06:14,307 YOU CAN FEEL MY EARS. 125 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:16,243 I FORGOT TO PUT THE MILK BACK 126 00:06:16,343 --> 00:06:17,978 DIDN'T I? 127 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,221 HI, DAD. 128 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:32,125 EXCUSE ME, DAD. 129 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,839 IS SOMETHING WRONG, DAD? 130 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:46,974 THEO... 131 00:06:48,108 --> 00:06:49,176 I ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKED YOUR GEOGRAPHY BOOK OFF THE TABLE 132 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:51,479 AND FOUND THIS. 133 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:53,847 THAT WAS IN MY GEOGRAPHY BOOK? 134 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:55,649 YOUR BOOK. 135 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,384 HOW DID IT GET THERE? 136 00:06:57,485 --> 00:06:58,018 I DON'T KNOW. 137 00:06:58,652 --> 00:07:00,053 JOINTS DON'T READ, DO THEY? 138 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,456 IT'S NOT MINE. 139 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:03,356 WHOSE IS IT? 140 00:07:03,457 --> 00:07:04,492 I DON'T KNOW. 141 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:10,998 I WANTED A PIECE OF FRUIT. 142 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:13,834 YOU CAN HAVE SOME FRUIT, THEN GO BACK UPSTAIRS. 143 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:16,369 WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT IN OUR ROOMS. 144 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:18,639 EAT IT IN THE HALLWAY. 145 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:24,512 WHICH IS HEALTHIER, DAD... 146 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:26,446 AN APPLE OR A BANANA? 147 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:27,414 A BANANA. 148 00:07:27,515 --> 00:07:29,483 HOW ABOUT A PEAR? 149 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:31,852 VANESSA, IT'S ALL HEALTHY FRUIT. 150 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:35,789 WHAT'S HEALTHFUL FOR YOU IS IF YOU GET OUT. 151 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:47,334 ( snickering ) 152 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:53,707 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 153 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:59,379 YOU KNOW HOW YOUR MOTHER AND I FEEL ABOUT DRUGS. 154 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:02,616 AS LONG AS YOU ARE LIVING... 155 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:04,885 LOOK AT ME. 156 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:09,256 AS LONG AS YOU'RE LIVING IN THIS HOUSE 157 00:08:09,356 --> 00:08:11,825 YOU'RE NOT TO DO DRUGS. 158 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:14,394 WHEN YOU MOVE INTO YOUR OWN HOUSE 159 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,230 YOU'RE NOT TO DO DRUGS. 160 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:26,106 WHEN I AM DEAD AND YOU ARE 75, YOU'RE NOT TO DO DRUGS. 161 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:28,776 DAD, I HAVE NEVER DONE DRUGS. 162 00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:33,080 IF YOU SAY THIS ISN'T YOURS, I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT. 163 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:34,648 DAD? 164 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:38,986 YOU'RE A LOT OF THINGS, SOME GOOD, SOME BAD 165 00:08:39,086 --> 00:08:41,621 BUT YOU'RE NOT A LIAR. 166 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:43,957 IF YOU SAY THAT ISN'T YOURS, THEN IT ISN'T. 167 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:45,358 THE JOINT IS NOT MINE. 168 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:46,727 FINE. OKAY. 169 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:48,095 CASE CLOSED. 170 00:08:48,829 --> 00:08:49,697 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 171 00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:51,131 I GUESS SO. 172 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:58,238 MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE HIM OUT OF THAT SCHOOL? 173 00:08:58,338 --> 00:09:03,476 IF WE PUT THE CHILD IN A SCHOOL IN THE SOUTH POLE 174 00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:06,647 THERE WOULD BE TWELVE PENGUINS OUT THERE 175 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:08,882 WITH JOINTS IN THEIR MOUTHS 176 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:11,251 BREAK-DANCING ALL OVER THE ICE. 177 00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:21,228 ( knocking ) 178 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:21,962 Denise: CAN I COME IN? 179 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:22,896 NO! 180 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:25,132 ARE YOU SURE? 181 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,700 NO. 182 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:31,304 HEY. 183 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:32,873 MOM AND DAD WERE ASKING ABOUT YOU EARLIER. 184 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,675 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 185 00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:41,682 IF YOU'RE IN TROUBLE, WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT. 186 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:42,582 I KNOW 187 00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:44,584 YOU DID SOMETHING STUPID BECAUSE OF A GIRL. 188 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:47,855 WOMEN. CAN'T LIVE WITH 'EM, CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT 'EM. 189 00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:50,891 IT'S NOT A GIRL. 190 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:53,360 YOU BROUGHT A "D" HOME FROM SCHOOL. 191 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:54,594 CLOSE. 192 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:55,696 AN "E"? 193 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:58,431 NO, A "J." 194 00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:00,367 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 195 00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:02,569 SOMEBODY STUCK A JOINT IN MY GEOGRAPHY BOOK. 196 00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:05,438 MOM AND DAD FOUND IT. 197 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:07,875 IT ISN'T MINE. THEY SAID THEY BELIEVE ME. 198 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:09,910 THEN EVERYTHING'S OKAY. 199 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,879 I DON'T LIKE THAT IT HAPPENED. 200 00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:14,648 I FEEL LIKE THERE'S A MARK ON MY RECORD. 201 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:19,119 YOUR RECORD WASN'T EXACTLY SPOTLESS. 202 00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:20,988 THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE 203 00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:23,423 BETWEEN THIS AND THE WAY I USUALLY MESS UP. 204 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:27,594 I'M AFRAID MOM AND DAD WILL LOOK AT ME DIFFERENTLY. 205 00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:30,263 IF MOM AND DAD SAY SOMETHING'S SETTLED 206 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:31,231 THEN IT'S SETTLED. 207 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:32,933 IT'S NOT SETTLED FOR ME. 208 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:36,269 SO YOU'LL PUT A NOTE ON THE BULLETIN BOARD? 209 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:39,206 "FOUND: ONE JOINT. CONTACT THEO HUXTABLE"? 210 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:43,877 I'M GOING TO GO TO SCHOOL AND FIND THE GUY WHO DID IT. 211 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,446 WHEN I FIND HIM... 212 00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:48,982 WELL, GOOD LUCK. 213 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:51,384 THANKS. 214 00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:58,158 ( knocking ) 215 00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:02,495 THEO, YOU WANT TO SHARE MY PEAR? 216 00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:05,265 DAD SAYS IT'S THE HEALTHIEST FRUIT. 217 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:06,934 LEAVE ME ALONE. 218 00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:09,937 THEO, WE'RE ALL FAMILY. 219 00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:11,438 IF ONE OF US IS IN BIG TROUBLE 220 00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:13,106 WE ALL SHOULD KNOW. 221 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:17,845 VANESSA, IF YOU WERE THE LAST PERSON ON EARTH 222 00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:20,113 I STILL WOULDN'T TELL YOU. 223 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,382 DON'T TELL ME WHAT YOU DID. 224 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:24,885 TELL ME WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO DO TO YOU. 225 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:27,721 GET OUT. 226 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:30,323 THEO, I'M GIVING YOU UNTIL MORNING. 227 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:33,693 THEN I'LL BE FORCED TO GO TO MY OTHER SOURCES. 228 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:49,576 NOW LOOK, BEFORE I PUT ALL THESE CLOTHES ON YOU 229 00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:52,645 DO YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE... 230 00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:54,948 BATHROOM? 231 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:55,582 DO YOU? 232 00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:56,917 NO! OKAY. 233 00:11:57,017 --> 00:12:00,220 NOW THIS SWEATER IS THE PRIMARY SWEATER. 234 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:03,590 THIS WILL PROTECT US IN THE CLASSROOM 235 00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:07,227 JUST IN CASE THE CLASSROOM IS A LITTLE BIT CHILLY. 236 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:11,131 AND IT'S MEANT NOT TO BE A SUPER, SUPER, WARM SWEATER 237 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,933 BECAUSE IT'S CUTE. 238 00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:13,901 OKAY? 239 00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:17,604 NOW THIS SWEATER IS A SERIOUS SWEATER 240 00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:19,706 SO IT'S NOT THAT GOOD-LOOKING. 241 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,810 THIS SWEATER IS MEANT TO PROTECT THE CUTE SWEATER. 242 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,345 WEAR THIS IN THE HALLWAYS 243 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,347 AND ALMO GOING OUTSIDE. 244 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:28,615 YOU GOT THAT? 245 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:34,855 HERE WE HAVE THE SUPER NASA JACKET. 246 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:39,226 THIS JACKET WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE COLD WIND 247 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:41,261 AND THE STORM. 248 00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:46,499 NOW WE PUT ON THE HAT PROPERLY 249 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,870 BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T... 250 00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:51,504 THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. 251 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:52,305 HERE WE GO. 252 00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:54,407 PUT THIS ON LIKE THIS 253 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,276 AND TIE THIS AROUND. 254 00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:58,711 NOW DON'T FORGET-- 255 00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:00,180 WHEN YOU TAKE THIS OFF 256 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,515 DON'T LET ANYBODY YANK FROM THE TOP. 257 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,351 YOU KNOW WHY? 258 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,955 BECAUSE THEN YOU LOOK LIKE THAT. 259 00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:09,322 ALL RIGHT. 260 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:10,590 NOW YOU'RE READY. 261 00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:11,324 DADDY. 262 00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:12,025 UH-HUH. 263 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,494 I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 264 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:22,669 I ASKED YOU IF YOU HAD TO GO. 265 00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:25,605 I SAID TELL ME, DIDN'T I? 266 00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:26,840 HUH? 267 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:29,242 WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GO NOW? 268 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:30,677 I'M A LITTLE PERSON. 269 00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:33,313 WE DON'T ALWAYS KNOW AHEAD OF TIME. 270 00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:37,817 GO UPSTAIRS AND ASK YOUR MOM TO UNDRESS YOU SO YOU CAN GO. 271 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,962 THEO LEFT FOR SCHOOL ALREADY. 272 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:51,999 HE SEEMED LIKE HE WAS IN A HURRY. 273 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,973 YES, HE WAS. 274 00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:02,109 IT'S TOO BAD ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM. 275 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:03,210 YEAH. 276 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:07,647 AND THAT IT COULD HAPPEN IN THIS HOUSE. 277 00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:10,918 THAT WAS THE THING THAT BOTHERED ME THE MOST. 278 00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:13,520 WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HIM? 279 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:14,387 WELL, YOU KNOW ME. 280 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,824 SO THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 281 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,462 WHAT DID THEO SAY? 282 00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:24,831 THE ONLY THING HE COULD SAY. 283 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:26,399 OH. 284 00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:29,702 WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE IN THAT SITUATION? 285 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:33,673 HAD HIM TALK TO ME. 286 00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:36,143 I THOUGHT ABOUT IT, BUT THEN I SAID NO. 287 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:39,312 I KNOW YOU HATE TO GET IN OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS. 288 00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:41,714 YEAH. 289 00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:43,416 BYE, DAD. 290 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:45,953 HAVE A GOOD DAY AT SCHOOL, KID. 291 00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:47,520 SEE YOU LATER. 292 00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,628 HEY, WICKERS! 293 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,297 WICKERS! 294 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,765 WICKERS. 295 00:14:58,865 --> 00:14:59,967 HOW'S IT GOING? 296 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:01,034 NOT GOOD. 297 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,236 SOMEBODY PUT A JOINT IN MY GEOGRAPHY BOOK. 298 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:04,837 DON'T GIVE IT TO ME. 299 00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:06,539 TRY TO STAY WITH ME. 300 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:09,142 WHO PUT THE JOINT IN MY BOOK? 301 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:13,113 WHO SITS NEXT TO YOU IN GEOGRAPHY CLASS? 302 00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:14,447 YOU DO. 303 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:15,415 IT WASN'T ME. 304 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:16,749 I DON'T DO DRUGS. 305 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,118 YOU CAN'T HELP ME? 306 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:19,752 WITH WHAT? 307 00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:22,889 WHO PUT THE JOINT IN MY BOOK? 308 00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:25,492 I'D ASK BRAXTON. 309 00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,227 Theo: BRAXTON! 310 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:28,461 I NEVER THOUGHT OF HIM. 311 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:29,929 I DON'T BLAME YOU. 312 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,099 HEY, BRAXTON. 313 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,667 WHO ARE YOU? 314 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:35,468 THEODORE HUXTABLE. 315 00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:37,004 I'M IN YOUR GEOGRAPHY CLASS. 316 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,071 THAT'S NICE. 317 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:41,774 LISTEN, YESTERDAY I FOUND A JOINT IN MY BOOK. 318 00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:44,111 WAS THAT YOUR BOOK? 319 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:45,712 YOU CAN KEEP IT. 320 00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:46,879 CALL IT A GIFT. 321 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,415 I DON'T WANT IT. 322 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,217 WHYBOOK? 323 00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:52,619 THE TEACHER WALKED IN, AND I DIDN'T HAVE MINE. 324 00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,287 MY FOLKS FOUND IT. 325 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:55,355 NO SWEAT, HUXTABLE. 326 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,623 TELL THEM IT'S MINE. 327 00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:59,259 NO, I WANT YOU TO TELL THEM. 328 00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:00,593 ME? 329 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:01,528 SURE, HUXTABLE. 330 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:02,996 I'LL RUN RIGHT OVER TO YOUR HOUSE AND DO IT. 331 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:06,433 I'M SERIOUS, MAN. 332 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,101 YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT. 333 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:12,605 I DON'T HAVE TO TELL ANYBODY ANYTHING. 334 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,776 YOU PUT THAT TRASH IN MY BOOK! 335 00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:17,744 GET OUT OF MY FACE. 336 00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:20,113 I'M NOT ASKING YOU. 337 00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:21,881 I'M TELLI YOU! 338 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,816 WELL, TELL ME AGAIN. 339 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:29,289 LOOK, BRAXTON, IF THAT'S WHAT IT'S GOING TO TAKE 340 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:30,890 I'M READY. 341 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,725 YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME RIGHT HERE? 342 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,794 I'VE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE. 343 00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:57,684 HELLO, MRS. MONTGOMERY. 344 00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:59,486 HELLO, DOCTOR. 345 00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:01,020 SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING. 346 00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:03,890 I'M JUST GLAD YOU COULD FIT ME IN TODAY. 347 00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:07,026 YOU KNOW, MRS. MONTGOMERY, THIS IS NOT YOUR FOLDER. 348 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:08,595 HAD YOU OPENED THIS UP 349 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:12,365 YOU WOULD HAVE FOUND BROCHURES ON JACKSON HOLE, WYOMING. 350 00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:17,104 THIS IS YOUR FOLDER. 351 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,771 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 352 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:22,008 REMEMBER WHEN I HAD THE AMNIOCENTESIS? 353 00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:23,710 YES. IT CAME OUT FINE. 354 00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:28,047 AND YOU ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO KNOW THE SEX? 355 00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:28,915 YES. 356 00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:30,483 IS IT A BOY OR A GIRL? 357 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,919 NO, I'M NOT GETTING INTO THAT AGAIN. 358 00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:36,856 THE FIRST TIME YOU ASKED ME AND I STARTED TO TELL YOU 359 00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:40,059 YOU SAID, "NO, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW." 360 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,194 AND I SAID, "OKAY." 361 00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:44,497 THEN YOU SAID, "I WANT TO KNOW." 362 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:45,432 I STARTED TO TELL YOU 363 00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:48,000 AND YOU SAID, "I DON'T WANT TO KNOW." 364 00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:49,035 FORGET ABOUT ALL THAT. 365 00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:50,337 I WAS WRONG. 366 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:55,208 CAN YOU RECALL THAT YOU CALLED ME A MONTH AGO? 367 00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:56,743 3:00 IN THE MORNING. 368 00:17:56,843 --> 00:18:01,448 I WAS ASLEEP, AND YOU SAID, "I WANT TO KNOW." 369 00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:04,284 I GOT OUT OF THE BED 370 00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:07,487 AND STUBBED MY TOE 371 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,156 TO COME ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE. 372 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:10,757 I GOT YOUR FILE OUT. 373 00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,024 I LOOKED. 374 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,660 I PICKED UP THE PHONE. 375 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,295 I SAID, "MRS. MONTGOMERY?" 376 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:16,129 YOU SAID, "YES." 377 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:17,397 I SAID, "IT'S A ..." 378 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,732 AND YOU HUNG UP ON ME. 379 00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,901 DOCTOR, I CAN'T WAIT. 380 00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:23,970 I DECIDED I HAVE TO KNOW. 381 00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:24,837 WHY? 382 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,906 I HAVE FOUR BOYS. 383 00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:30,910 I LOVE THEM DEARLY, BUT I'M READY TO LOVE A GIRL. 384 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:32,312 OKAY. 385 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:33,112 YOU'RE SURE? 386 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:33,980 SURE. 387 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,882 YOU'RE READY FOR THIS? 388 00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:36,716 YES. 389 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,151 OKAY. 390 00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:41,788 FORGET IT. 391 00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:42,689 SEE? 392 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,458 YOU DO THAT EVERY TIME. 393 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:46,693 HOW ABOUT A HINT? 394 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,060 OKAY. 395 00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:51,531 YOUR CHILD WILL HAVE FOUR BROTHERS. 396 00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:52,399 OH, COME ON. 397 00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:59,739 IF I WAS TO BUY A PRESENT, WHAT SHOULD I GET? 398 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,474 BOOTIES. 399 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:02,342 WHAT COLOR? 400 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:04,377 PLAID. 401 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,079 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TELL ME. 402 00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:08,848 OKAY. 403 00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:10,650 I'LL WRITE IT DOWN ON A PIECE OF PAPER, AND... 404 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,187 PLEASE. 405 00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:20,293 I DON'T WANT YOU TO OPEN THIS PAPER 406 00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,662 UNTIL YOU ARE HOME. 407 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:23,996 ALL RIGHT? 408 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:25,565 ALL RIGHT. 409 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:28,735 ALL RIGHT. 410 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:29,869 I'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK. 411 00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:31,003 THANK YOU, DOCTOR. 412 00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,672 BYE-BYE. BYE. 413 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,073 DON'T OPEN IT! 414 00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:40,146 YOU WROTE, "HA, HA, HA." 415 00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:45,151 THIS IS NOT FUNNY. 416 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:51,123 YOU TELL YOUR FOUR BOYS TO GET READY FOR THEIR SISTER. 417 00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:51,991 IT'S A GIRL?! 418 00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:54,060 YES. 419 00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,299 HEY, YOU GUYS, WHERE'S MOM AND DAD? 420 00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:01,033 THEY'RE NOT HOME YET. 421 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:02,402 SEE YOU. 422 00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:03,903 HEY, I ALMOST FOUGHT YOU ONCE 423 00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:06,273 AND I'M READY TO DO IT AGAIN. 424 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:07,139 WE'LL WAIT. 425 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:07,874 SIT DOWN. 426 00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:10,943 WHO ARE YOU? 427 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,144 ANTHONY EARL BRAXTON. 428 00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:14,481 I'M RUDY LILLIAN HUXTABLE 429 00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:16,883 AND I GOT MY MITTENS BACK TODAY. 430 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:17,817 GREAT. 431 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:20,253 BUT I GOT SOMEBODY ELSE'S LUNCH BOX. 432 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,888 SORRY. 433 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:23,623 WOULD YOU GUYS PLEASE GO UPSTAIRS? 434 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:24,857 GO AHEAD, RUDY. 435 00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:25,825 NICE MEETING YOU. 436 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,594 YOU, TOO. 437 00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:30,096 YOU, TOO, VANESSA. 438 00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:31,831 I'M NOT KIDDING. 439 00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:38,204 GOT ANYTHING TO EAT? 440 00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:43,310 HEY, DAD. 441 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:44,344 THIS IS MY DAD. 442 00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:45,445 SAY HI. 443 00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:46,479 HELLO, MR. HUXTABLE. 444 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:47,714 DOCTOR HUXTABLE. 445 00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:49,349 THIS IS TONY BRAXTON. 446 00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:51,784 WHAT NAME DO YOU REALLY GO BY? 447 00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,320 I'M THE ENFORCER. 448 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,688 I'M THE DAD. 449 00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:59,158 BRAXTON CAME OVER HERE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 450 00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,729 I PUT THE JOINT IN HIS BOOK. 451 00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:03,730 WHY? 452 00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:05,965 THE TEACHER WALKED IN. I HAD TO HIDE IT. 453 00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:07,967 WHY DIDN'T YOU THROW IT AWAY? 454 00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:09,669 I WANTED TO SMOKE IT LATER. 455 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,971 I'M NOT YOUR FATHER 456 00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:15,074 BUT I DO THINK YOU HAVE A PROBLEM. 457 00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:17,076 YOU SHOULD TALK TO YOUR PARENTS ABOUT IT 458 00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:22,415 OR A COUNSELOR, OR SOMEBODY AT SCHOOL... 459 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:24,183 OR YOU CAN COME HERE. 460 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:25,952 I'LL THINK ABOUT IT. 461 00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:27,086 OKAY. 462 00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:28,855 HAVE A SEAT. 463 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,857 LET ME TALK TO YOU A SECOND. 464 00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:33,726 DIDN'T I TELL YOU THAT EVERYTHING WAS COOL? 465 00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:38,631 I WANTED TO MAKE SURE. 466 00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:41,167 THAT'S A BIG DUDE. 467 00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:42,702 YEAH. 468 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:51,978 I DON'T THINK IT'S NECESSARY FOR YOU TO RISK LIFE AND LIMB 469 00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:54,847 TO PROVE SOMETHING TO YOUR MOTHER AND ME 470 00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:58,017 WHEN WE'VE SAID TO YOU WE BELIEVE YOU 471 00:21:58,117 --> 00:21:59,218 AND WE LOVE YOU. 472 00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:00,953 Cliff: OKAY? 473 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:04,056 I KNOW, DAD. 474 00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:05,492 OKAY. 475 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,362 UH... 476 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,264 THANK YOU FOR COMING OVER. 477 00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:13,032 ANY TIME. 478 00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:14,266 ALL RIGHT. 479 00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:20,873 I DON'T GET IT, HUXTABLE. 480 00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:23,209 YOUR PARENTS SAID THEY BELIEVED YOU 481 00:22:23,309 --> 00:22:26,145 AND YET YOU WERE READY TO FIGHT ME. 482 00:22:26,245 --> 00:22:29,449 I WOULD HAVE COME HOME WITH A BROKEN ARM IF I HAD TO. 483 00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:32,419 WHAT MY PARENTS THINK MEANS A LOT TO ME. 484 00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:34,220 I'M GLAD I COULD HELP OUT. 485 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:34,821 SEE YOU. 486 00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:36,456 SEE YOU. 487 00:22:38,124 --> 00:22:40,427 WHAT ARE YOU DOING AFTER SCHOOL TOMORROW? 488 00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:41,428 YOU EVER PLAY FREEZE FOOTBALL? 489 00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:42,161 NO. 490 00:22:42,261 --> 00:22:44,196 WE COULD USE AN EXTRA PLAYER-- 491 00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:45,765 IF HE'S NOT HIGH. 492 00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,099 I'LL BE THERE. 493 00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:48,868 DON'T TELL YOUR MOM YOU'RE PLAYING. 494 00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:51,103 SHE'LL MAKE YOU WEAR A HAT AND GLOVES. 495 00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:53,205 DOES YOUR MOM? 496 00:22:53,305 --> 00:22:55,642 YEAH, BUT AS SOON AS I'M OUT OF THE HOUSE 497 00:22:55,742 --> 00:22:58,210 I HIDE THEM IN THE MAILBOX. 498 00:23:04,350 --> 00:23:07,654 WHICH FLAVOR IS HEALTHIEST, VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE CHIP? 499 00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:08,588 FRUIT. 500 00:23:08,688 --> 00:23:11,057 OKAY, WE'LL PUT A BANANA IN IT. 501 00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:12,391 YOU GET THE SYRUP. 502 00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:13,460 I'LL GET THE BOWLS. 503 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,728 NO, CLIFF! NO, NO, NO! 504 00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:17,697 YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT. 505 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:20,667 BEFORE DINNER? SUPPOSE THE CHILDREN CATCH US? 506 00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:23,369 WE'LL SAY WE'VE EATEN ALREADY. 507 00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:24,804 WE CAN'T DO THAT. 508 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:27,139 WHY NOT? I LIVE HERE. 509 00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:28,675 HEY, DAD, GUESS... 510 00:23:28,775 --> 00:23:30,076 Cliff: HEY! 511 00:23:30,176 --> 00:23:31,711 WE ATE EARLY, SON. 512 00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:33,946 UH-HUH. 513 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:36,616 HOW WAS THE GAME? 514 00:23:36,716 --> 00:23:37,950 I RAN FOR THREE TOUCHDOWNS. 515 00:23:39,686 --> 00:23:40,520 MY BOY. 516 00:23:40,987 --> 00:23:42,655 IT WAS EASY, RUNNING BEHIND THE ENFORCER. 517 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:44,991 WHERE ARE YOUR GLOVES AND HAT? 518 00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:49,696 OH, WOW, MAN! 519 00:23:49,796 --> 00:23:51,798 I MUST HAVE LOST THEM BETWEEN HERE AND THE FIELD. 520 00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:52,832 I'LL GO LOOK FOR THEM. 521 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,333 Clair: OH, THEO? 522 00:23:55,668 --> 00:23:57,570 DON'T BOTHER, SON. 523 00:23:57,670 --> 00:24:00,473 SOMEBODY MUST HAVE FOUND IT AND MAILED IT TO YOU. 524 00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:08,380 Captioning Made Possible By 525 00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:11,083 THE METROPOLITAN LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY 526 00:24:11,183 --> 00:24:17,657 Captioned By The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation 34019

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