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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:08,709 Captioning Made Possible By 2 00:00:08,809 --> 00:00:10,778 THE METROPOLITAN LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY 3 00:01:05,533 --> 00:01:07,501 ( slam! ) 4 00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:14,508 CLIFF, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 5 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:16,944 JUST CELEBRATING THE MORNING OFF, DEAR. 6 00:01:17,044 --> 00:01:18,946 CLIFF, IT'S 6:00. 7 00:01:19,046 --> 00:01:22,883 GOOD. THAT MEANS I'VE ONLY USED UP A HALF HOUR. 8 00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:25,153 THAT LOOKS GOOD. 9 00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:31,325 WAIT UNTIL I PUT ON THE GOOSEBERRY-KIWI JAM. 10 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:32,493 MM-MM-MM. 11 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:35,896 MM-MMM! 12 00:01:36,464 --> 00:01:37,698 ARE YOU GOING TO SHARE? 13 00:01:37,798 --> 00:01:39,700 NO. 14 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:43,036 OH, MAYBE. 15 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:50,844 THANKS A LOT. 16 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,680 EAT UP. 17 00:02:03,191 --> 00:02:05,626 YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, YOU KNOW THAT? 18 00:02:05,726 --> 00:02:09,128 ( wicked laughter ) 19 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:13,734 CLIFF. 20 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:14,968 ( snarling ) 21 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:15,969 WAIT A MINUTE! 22 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:17,271 I'LL BE LATE FOR WORK. 23 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:19,407 I WANT TO KISS YOU 24 00:02:19,507 --> 00:02:22,710 UNTIL IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO TO WORK. 25 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,578 I'LL BE LATE. 26 00:02:24,678 --> 00:02:26,914 YES, BUT AT LEAST YOU'LL GO TO WORK 27 00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:30,318 WITH A SMILE ON YOUR FACE. 28 00:02:30,418 --> 00:02:33,053 EVERY TIME I GO TO WORK WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE 29 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:36,557 EVERYBODY KNOWS WHY I'M LATE. 30 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:41,395 I GUESS I COULD ALWAYS SNEAK IN THE BACK WAY. 31 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:42,230 YOU FOOL. 32 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:45,132 THERE IS NO BACK WAY. 33 00:02:45,233 --> 00:02:47,968 ( knocking ) 34 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:51,672 WHO IS IT? 35 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:53,040 IT'S RUDY. 36 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:54,208 WHAT DO YOU WANT, RUDY? 37 00:02:54,308 --> 00:02:56,810 I'M UP. 38 00:02:56,910 --> 00:02:59,079 GOOD. 39 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,881 IT'S SNOWING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW. 40 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:03,451 IS IT SNOWING OUTSIDE YOURS? 41 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:05,118 YES. 42 00:03:05,219 --> 00:03:06,153 COULD I SEE? 43 00:03:06,254 --> 00:03:08,956 UH... HON, LISTEN-- 44 00:03:09,056 --> 00:03:11,592 IT'S EARLY IN THE MORNING. 45 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,728 CAN I SEE MOMMY? 46 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:17,698 THERE'S MOMMY. 47 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:18,732 GOOD MORNING, RUDY. 48 00:03:18,832 --> 00:03:19,900 MORNING, MOMMY. 49 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,502 WHO WANTS TO PLAY? 50 00:03:21,602 --> 00:03:24,238 YOU'RE MOTHER AND I ARE PLAYING RIGHT NOW. 51 00:03:24,338 --> 00:03:26,073 NO, YOU'RE NOT. 52 00:03:26,173 --> 00:03:27,174 LISTEN. 53 00:03:27,275 --> 00:03:29,243 COME HERE A SECOND. 54 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:31,512 IT'S EARLY IN THE MORNING, HONEY. 55 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:33,481 YOU KNOW THAT BOOK DAD BOUGHT YOU 56 00:03:33,581 --> 00:03:35,516 WITH PICTURES AND SOME WORDS? 57 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:38,786 WHY DON'T YOU GO READ THAT? 58 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:40,854 BYE-BYE. 59 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:45,626 AND NOW... 60 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:52,833 I WAS KISSING YOU 61 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:54,802 UNTIL IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO TO WORK. 62 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:56,036 CLIFF, LOOK AT THAT. 63 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:59,139 YOU'VE GOT A RIP IN YOUR PAJAMAS. 64 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,275 WELL, THERE GOES... 65 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:03,877 WHY DO YOU WEAR THESE OLD PAJAMAS? 66 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:05,513 THEY'RE COMFORTABLE. 67 00:04:05,613 --> 00:04:08,549 WEAR THE ONES I BOUGHT YOU FOR FATHER'S DAY. 68 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:11,352 THEY'RE SILK. I DON'T LIKE SILK PAJAMAS. 69 00:04:11,452 --> 00:04:13,654 I FEEL LIKE I'M SLIDING AROUND IN THEM. 70 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:17,425 YOU NEVER WEAR YOUR FATHER'S DAY BATHROBE, EITHER. 71 00:04:17,524 --> 00:04:20,327 THAT BATHROBE IS SO SHORT 72 00:04:20,428 --> 00:04:22,095 I FEEL LIKE A ROMAN SOLDIER. 73 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:26,867 YOU NEVER WEAR ANY OF YOUR FATHER'S DAY GIFTS. 74 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:35,376 WHEN YOU GET ME PRESENTS, YOU GET ME THINGS 75 00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:36,577 THAT YOU WANT TO SEE ME IN. 76 00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:38,679 YOU DON'T GET ME THINGS THAT I LIKE. 77 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:39,947 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 78 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:41,782 IT I TRUE. 79 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:44,852 FATHER'S DAY HAS BEEN LIKE THAT A LONG TIME. 80 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:47,087 THERE ARE FATHERS EVERYWHERE 81 00:04:47,187 --> 00:04:50,358 WHO GET PRESENTS THEY CAN'T USE AND DON'T WANT. 82 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:52,292 I'M SERIOUS. 83 00:04:52,393 --> 00:04:53,461 FROM DAY ONE 84 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:57,798 WHEN EVE AND THE BOYS GAVE ADAM THE FIRST SOAP-ON-A-ROPE. 85 00:04:57,898 --> 00:04:59,166 CLIFF, COME ON. 86 00:04:59,266 --> 00:05:00,734 I'M NOT KIDDING. 87 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:05,606 I HAVE A CLOSET HERE THAT IS FULL OF PRESENTS 88 00:05:05,706 --> 00:05:08,709 THAT THEY SELL ONLY ON ONE HOLIDAY-- 89 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,911 FATHER'S DAY! 90 00:05:11,512 --> 00:05:15,383 LOOK AT THIS-- I'VE GOT A CHEST FULL OF STUFF HERE. 91 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:16,950 I SAVED THESE THINGS 92 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:21,689 BECAUSE I KNOW THAT ONE DAY I WILL BE ABOUT 70 YEARS OLD 93 00:05:21,789 --> 00:05:24,291 AND MY CHILDREN WILL SAY 94 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:26,560 "WHERE'S THE FATHER'S DAY GIFTS I GAVE YOU?" 95 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:27,194 IF I DON'T HAVE THEM 96 00:05:27,294 --> 00:05:28,629 THEY'LL BEAT ME UP. 97 00:05:30,798 --> 00:05:31,865 SEE THESE TIES? 98 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:34,468 NONE OF THEM GO WITH ANY SUIT I HAVE. 99 00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:36,637 I HAVE DEODORANTS HERE-- 100 00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:40,140 ENOUGH TO HAVE ME SMELLING LIKE ANYBODY YOU WANT TO MEET. 101 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:43,310 PIPE TOBACCO. 102 00:05:43,411 --> 00:05:45,879 I DO NOT SMOKE A PIPE. 103 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:48,716 MY CHILDREN HAVE NEVER SEEN ME SMOKE A PIPE 104 00:05:48,816 --> 00:05:51,452 AND THE CHILD THAT GAVE ME THIS PIPE TOBACCO 105 00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:53,387 DIDN'T BUY ME A PIPE. 106 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,389 ON TOP OF THAT 107 00:05:55,489 --> 00:05:57,024 THE CHILD DIDN'T EVEN WRAP IT. 108 00:05:57,124 --> 00:06:01,028 JUST TOOK A MAGIC MARKER AND WROTE "DAD" ON IT. 109 00:06:01,562 --> 00:06:02,563 ALSO, I HAVE 110 00:06:02,663 --> 00:06:06,534 THE FAMOUS SOAP-ON-THE-ROPE 111 00:06:06,634 --> 00:06:08,636 WHICH I HAVE NEVER LEARNED TO USE PROPERLY 112 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:12,005 BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR FEET... 113 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:14,274 I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO GET UP THERE YET. 114 00:06:15,409 --> 00:06:16,677 LOOK AT THIS! 115 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:17,878 I HAD FORGOTTEN... 116 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:19,647 WAIT, PUT THIS ON. 117 00:06:19,747 --> 00:06:21,949 I HAVE PLENTY OF THINGS THAT LIGHT UP. 118 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,150 YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 119 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:27,588 I HAVE SUSPENDERS SOMEONE GAVE ME-- 120 00:06:27,688 --> 00:06:30,858 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE CHILD WAS DRINKING AT THE TIME. 121 00:06:31,959 --> 00:06:33,561 OH, YES. OKAY. 122 00:06:33,661 --> 00:06:35,295 WAIT A MINUTE. 123 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:39,132 I LOVE THIS BECAUSE THE LITTLE MEN'S EYES LIGHT UP. 124 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:42,302 THIS IS MORE FUN! 125 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:44,104 WE OUGHT TO DO THIS IN THE MORNING 126 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:46,139 AND HOPE NONE OF THE CHILDREN SEE US. 127 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:48,642 OH, BOY! HOW AM I LOOKING? 128 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:49,943 GREAT. 129 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:50,544 I LOVE IT WHEN YOU DRESS ME. 130 00:06:50,644 --> 00:06:51,545 OH, SSH. 131 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:54,615 BOY, OH, BOY. 132 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:57,585 NOW, OH-OH. 133 00:06:57,685 --> 00:06:59,787 LET'S NOT FORGET THIS. 134 00:06:59,887 --> 00:07:03,624 OH. THEO GAVE ME THIS TIE. 135 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,359 MY SON. 136 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:08,996 ISN'T THIS WONDERFUL? 137 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:11,999 AM I LOOKING WONDERFUL OR WHAT? 138 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:13,467 OH, THE YO-YO. 139 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:14,568 AM I LOOKING WONDERFUL? 140 00:07:14,668 --> 00:07:15,335 LOOKING GREAT. 141 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:16,937 ARE THESE SERIOUS PRESENTS? 142 00:07:17,370 --> 00:07:18,338 FOR FATHER'S DAY? 143 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:24,878 LAST YEAR, I SAT IN THE LIVING ROOM ALL FATHER'S DAY. 144 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:26,614 CHILDREN WALKED PAST-- 145 00:07:26,714 --> 00:07:27,515 "HI, DAD. NICE TO SEE YOU." 146 00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:29,550 "HELLO, DAD." 147 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:33,721 SOMEWHERE AROUND 4:00, SOMEBODY SAID, "IS THE MALL STILL OPEN?" 148 00:07:33,821 --> 00:07:34,187 OH, CLIFF. 149 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:36,590 IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 150 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:39,292 IT I THAT BAD. 151 00:07:39,392 --> 00:07:43,531 YOU MOTHERS KNOW HOW TO WORK MOTHER'S DAY. 152 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:46,199 FIRST, MOTHERS TELL THE CHILDREN 153 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,035 HOW THEY CARRIED THEM ALL THAT TIME. 154 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:49,770 THEN THEY SAY 155 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:51,138 "AND I'D BETTER GET GOOD PRESENTS 156 00:07:51,238 --> 00:07:54,041 BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHO GAVE ME THESE BLUE VEINS ON MY LEGS?" 157 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:57,177 I DO NOT DO THAT. 158 00:07:57,277 --> 00:07:59,980 THAT'S WHY YOU ALL GET GREAT PRESENTS-- 159 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:02,282 BECAUSE YOU ALL PROMOTE YOURSELVES BETTER. 160 00:08:03,450 --> 00:08:05,553 I DON'T SAY ANYTHING, AND LOOK AT ME. 161 00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:15,563 LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 162 00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:16,864 YOU THINK I'M KIDDING. 163 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:19,232 THIS IS ONE OF THE HIGHLIGHTS OF MY LIFE. 164 00:08:50,598 --> 00:08:52,265 I LOVE IT WHEN IT SNOWS. 165 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:55,035 MAYBE WE CAN MAKE A SNOWMAN BEFORE SCHOOL. 166 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:57,037 MAYBE THERE WON'T BE SCHOOL. 167 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:58,806 IT HAS TO SNOW MORE THAN THAT 168 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:00,373 BEFORE THEY'LL CLOSE SCHOOL. 169 00:09:00,808 --> 00:09:03,877 YOUR PROBLEM IS YOU LIKE SCHOOL. 170 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:06,079 YOU'D GO ON WEEKENDS IF YOU COULD. 171 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:09,349 YOU'D DO ANYTHING TO GET OUT OF IT-- 172 00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:13,486 LIKE ASKING MOM ABOUT STAYING HOME FOR THE JEWISH HOLIDAYS. 173 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:17,224 HEY, WE'RE ALL BROTHERS. 174 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,594 HI. 175 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:25,065 GET DOWN, DAD. 176 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:28,235 YOU LOOK LIKE TIMES SQUARE. 177 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:29,336 DAD, YOU OKAY? 178 00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:30,303 SURE. 179 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,072 DAD, YOU LOOK FUNNY. 180 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:33,373 THANK YOU. 181 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:34,875 YOU'RE WELCOME. 182 00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:37,277 GOOD MORNING. 183 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:38,578 GOOD MORNING, DENISE. 184 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:39,346 WHAT'S GOING ON? 185 00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:40,213 OH, NOTHING. 186 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:42,249 ARE YOU GOING TO WORK LIKE THAT? 187 00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:43,450 WHY NOT? 188 00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:45,352 IT DOESN'T LOOK VERY PROFESSIONAL. 189 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:47,254 WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT? 190 00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:52,259 BECAUSE I WANT TO TALK TO ALL OF YOU ABOUT FATHER'S DAY. 191 00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:53,560 FATHER'S DAY? 192 00:09:53,861 --> 00:09:55,963 IT'S TWO WEEKS BEFORE CHRISTMAS. 193 00:09:56,063 --> 00:09:59,432 I'M GIVING YOU SIX MONTHS' NOTICE. 194 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:01,802 I WANT BETTER PRESENTS. 195 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:05,505 LAST YEAR WE CHIPPED IN WITH MOM AND GOT YOU THAT WALKMAN. 196 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:11,779 AND I WATCHED MY WALKMAN WALK AROUND WITH YOU ALL. 197 00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:14,748 I WANT SOMETHING FOR ME. 198 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:17,117 I GAVE YOU LOTS OF HUGS AND KISSES. 199 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:18,686 YES, YOU DID 200 00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:21,722 AND HUGS AND KISSES-- 201 00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:24,057 I LOVE THEM TO DEATH. 202 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:25,926 IT'S HARD TO SHOP FOR YOU ON FATHER'S DAY. 203 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,160 WHY? 204 00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:28,696 IT'S SO CLOSE TO YOUR BIRTHDAY. 205 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:31,732 FATHER'S DAY IS JUNE 16th. 206 00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:34,968 MY BIRTHDAY IS IN OCTOBER. 207 00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:38,538 THAT'S STILL TWO PRESENTS CLOSE TOGETHER. 208 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,240 IT CAN WIPE YOU OUT. 209 00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:42,175 NOT IF YOU PLAN WELL. 210 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:46,613 LAST YEAR, I FOUND A SHIRT AND A TIE PACKAGED TOGETHER. 211 00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:48,415 I GAVE HIM THE TIE FOR FATHER'S DAY 212 00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:50,951 AND SAVED THE SHIRT FOR HIS BIRTHDAY. 213 00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:58,225 THE SHIRT WAS TOO SMALL 214 00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:02,896 AND THEN RUDY TOOK MY TIE AND USED IT FOR A JUMP ROPE. 215 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,699 YOU'RE DEMANDING PRESENTS FROM YOUR CHILDREN. 216 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:11,171 ALL I'M ASKING YOU ALL TO DO IS THINK. 217 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:12,806 THINK. 218 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:14,374 THINK ABOUT WHAT? 219 00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:16,209 I DON'T KNOW. 220 00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:18,779 ABOUT WHO I AM 221 00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:20,047 AND WHAT I AM. 222 00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:23,083 YOU'VE LIVED WITH ME YOUR WHOLE LIFE 223 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:27,020 AND YOU BUY PRESENTS LIKE YOU MET ME YESTERDAY. 224 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:30,190 YOU'VE GOT SIX MONTHS. 225 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:33,493 SEND AWAY FOR CATALOGS. GO TO TRADE SHOWS. 226 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,798 IF YOU SEE TWO THINGS 227 00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:40,033 AND YOU'RE CONFUSED ABOUT WHICH ONE TO GET 228 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:43,036 DON'T TORTURE YOURSELF-- GET THEM BOTH! 229 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,307 YEAH, BUT DAD 230 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:51,611 ARE YOU SERIOUS ABOUT THIS? 231 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,014 LOOK AT ME. 232 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:56,583 WOULD YOU GO OUT IN THE STREET LOOKING LIKE THIS? 233 00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:58,051 NO. 234 00:11:58,518 --> 00:12:00,754 THERE'S THE DIFFERENCE-- I WOULD. 235 00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:03,423 I WOULD GO OUTSIDE LOOKING LIKE THIS 236 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:06,426 BECAUSE MY CHILDREN BOUGHT THIS FOR ME 237 00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:07,828 AND I LOVE THEM. 238 00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:08,896 ONE DAY 239 00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:10,831 YOU'LL BECOME A FATHER 240 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:15,335 AND YOU'LL GET ALL OF THESE THINGS FOR FATHER'S DAY 241 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:19,206 BECAUSE I'LL COME OVER AND SELL THESE TO YOUR CHILDREN. 242 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,975 I'D LIKE TO GET YOU BETTER THINGS 243 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,443 BUT I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY. 244 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:28,648 I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT AN APARTMENT BUILDING. 245 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,650 JUST A SIMPLE BOUQUET OF FLOWERS. 246 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,519 OKAY, I'LL GET YOU FLOWERS. 247 00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:34,822 NO, DAD. I UNDERSTAND. 248 00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:35,823 AND DAD 249 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,057 SORRY ABOUT THAT TIE. 250 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:40,127 SOMEWHERE THERE'S A SUIT THAT GOES WITH THIS TIE. 251 00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:42,695 BUT DON'T GET THE SUIT! 252 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:48,001 DAD'S RIGHT. 253 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:51,271 WE'VE DONE A LOUSY JOB FOR FATHER'S DAY. 254 00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:54,507 MOM ONCE GAVE ME $20 TO BUY HIM A PRESENT. 255 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,443 I BOUGHT MYSELF A $16 BRACELET 256 00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:59,646 AND GOT HIM $4 CUFF LINKS. 257 00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:03,016 ALL KIDS ARE LIKE THAT ON FATHER'S DAY. 258 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,919 WE COULD BE THE FIRST KIDS IN HISTORY 259 00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:09,489 TO GET OUR FATHER SOMETHING HE COULD USE. 260 00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:11,258 WE'LL BE LIKE PIONEERS. 261 00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:12,559 LET'S START LOOKING TODAY. 262 00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:14,161 ARE YOU KIDDING? 263 00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:16,596 IT'S A GREAT IDEA. 264 00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:18,798 I'LL ASK MOM 265 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:20,433 IF SHE'LL TAKE US SHOPPING AFTER SCHOOL. 266 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:24,171 I'M GETTING HIM TENNIS BALLS, AND I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY COST. 267 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,789 MOM, YOU LOOK TIRED. 268 00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:43,857 I DON'T KNOW WHY I SHOULD. 269 00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:45,758 I'VE ONLY SPENT HOURS 270 00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:48,896 TRAMPING THROUGH EVERY STORE IN NEW YORK CITY. 271 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:52,832 MOM, THINK OF THE LOOK ON DAD'S FACE 272 00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:54,367 WHEN HE GETS THE PERFECT GIFT. 273 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,169 MAY I HELP YOU? 274 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:57,604 WHERE ARE YOUR TENNIS BALLS? 275 00:13:57,704 --> 00:13:59,973 WE DON'T CARRY TENNIS BALLS. 276 00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:02,709 SCHMIDDHAUER'S IS A SPECIALTY STORE. 277 00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:05,178 WE'RE BUYING GIFTS FOR MY HUSBAND. 278 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:10,217 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE SOME OF OUR POPULAR CHRISTMAS ITEMS? 279 00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:12,119 THIS IS FOR FATHER'S DAY. 280 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:14,687 AVOIDING THE RUSH? 281 00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:16,890 I THINK WE'LL JUST BROWSE. 282 00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:20,127 EXCUSE ME. 283 00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:21,728 HOW MUCH IS THIS? 284 00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:23,931 $299.50. 285 00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:25,298 FOR A TOOL KIT? 286 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,968 IT'S THE COMPLETE HOME TOOL KIT. 287 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:32,472 I SAW THIS ON TV FOR $19.95. 288 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:35,075 THE TOOLS ARE $19.95. 289 00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:39,079 THE SCHMIDDHAUER NAME IS $280. 290 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,613 I'LL JUST TAKE THE TOOLS. 291 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,882 THEY'RE NOT SOLD SEPARATELY. 292 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,652 THEO, YOU'RE NOT GETTING HIM TOOLS. 293 00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:47,120 I MIGHT. 294 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,390 IF YOU DO, HE'LL START FIXING THINGS. 295 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:52,259 HE LIKES FIXING THINGS. 296 00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:54,094 HE ALSO LIKES YOU TO HELP. 297 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:57,197 THEO, IN THIS BOX ARE YOUR WEEKENDS. 298 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,037 EXCUSE ME, MISS. 299 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,173 WHAT IS THIS? 300 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,308 THAT IS A FOOT-WARMING BAG. 301 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,143 WOULD MY DAD LIKE IT? 302 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,345 OF COURSE HE WOULD. 303 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:14,881 I'LL KEEP LOOKING. 304 00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,516 GOOD GIRL. 305 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,520 I SEE YOU'VE FOUND 306 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:23,523 THE SCHMIDDHAUER COMPACT FISHING KIT. 307 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:26,059 MY HUSBAND ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT GOING FISHING. 308 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:29,596 I GOT ONE FOR MY HUSBAND AND HE LOVES IT. 309 00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,264 FISHING RELAXES HIM. 310 00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:32,599 THAT'S JUST WHAT CLIFF NEEDS. 311 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:36,336 ALBERT SOMETIMES CATCHES A DOZEN FISH. 312 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,404 GREAT! 313 00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:40,140 YES... UNTIL HE BRINGS THEM HOME. 314 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,742 WE'RE NOT TAKING THIS. 315 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:44,777 MOM, WHAT ABOUT THIS? 316 00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:46,413 IT'S AN AUTOMATIC POTATO PEELER. 317 00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:49,282 GOOD IDEA. HE LOVES MAKING HASH BROWNS. 318 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:50,250 HOW MUCH? 319 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:51,651 $54.50. 320 00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:55,355 I SAW THIS ON TV FOR $19.95... 321 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,790 AND THEY THREW IN A SET OF KNIVES. 322 00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,160 IT PROBABLY WASN'T THE SAME POTATO PEELER. 323 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,862 LET'S GO TO ANOTHER STORE. 324 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:03,763 LET'S CALL THIS WHOLE THING OFF 325 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:07,000 AND YOUR FATHER CAN WAIT FOR FATHER'S DAY. 326 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:10,437 YOU'RE A NICE LADY 327 00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,572 AND YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY A FAMILY IN PANIC. 328 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:15,375 I'VE BEEN HERE MANY YEARS. I CAN HELP. 329 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,776 WE CERTAINLY NEED IT. 330 00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:18,678 NO PROBLEM. 331 00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:23,416 I HOPE YOU COME BACK IN JUNE WHEN YOU GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING. 332 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:28,321 ( knocking ) 333 00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:29,556 COME IN. 334 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:30,557 DR. HUXTABLE? 335 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:31,758 OH, MRS. LEE. 336 00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:34,227 I BROUGHT MY HUSBAND IN SO YOU CAN TALK. 337 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:36,929 BEN, THIS IS DR. HUXTABLE. 338 00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,931 DR. HUXTABLE, MY HUSBAND, BEN. 339 00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:39,832 BEN, HELLO. 340 00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:40,667 NICE MEETING YOU. 341 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:42,135 GOOD. 342 00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:43,270 I'LL WAIT OUTSIDE 343 00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:45,038 SO YOU CAN GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 344 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:48,741 MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. 345 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:49,342 THANK YOU. 346 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:50,377 WOULD YOU LIKE COFFEE? 347 00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:53,246 SURE-- CREAM, NO SUGAR. 348 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,148 YOUR WIFE IS HEALTHY. 349 00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:56,749 YOU MUST BE A PROUD MAN. 350 00:16:56,849 --> 00:17:00,353 YEAH. WE'VE WAITED FOR THIS BABY A LONG TIME. 351 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:01,488 YOU MUST BE TICKLED. 352 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:02,355 YOU GOT KIDS? 353 00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:03,356 YEAH, FIVE. 354 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:04,991 ALL RIGHT! 355 00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:07,260 KEEP THEM BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT. 356 00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,699 "BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT"? 357 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:15,268 I'M AN OLD-FASHIONED GUY. 358 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,604 I THOUGHT THEY DIED OUT LONG AGO. 359 00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:19,906 I'VE DONE A LOT OF THINGS-- 360 00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:23,609 FOUR YEARS IN THE MARINES, TWO YEARS ON THE PIPELINE... 361 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,444 BUT THERE'S NOTHING LIKE HAVING A PREGNANT WIFE 362 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,314 TO REALLY PROVE YOUR MANHOOD. 363 00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:31,984 "PROVE YOUR MANHOOD"? 364 00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:36,456 I TOLD THE WIFE I WANT TO HAVE LOTS OF KIDS. 365 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,459 EVERY ONE OF THEM WILL KNOW I'M THE BOSS. 366 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,727 WELL, MR. LEE... 367 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:43,996 THE MORE KIDS YOU HAVE 368 00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:45,398 THE MORE PEOPLE WILL TELL YOU 369 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:47,367 THAT YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS. 370 00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:52,272 DOC, I'M TELLING YOU-- I'M THE BOSS. 371 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:55,808 I USED TO THINK I WAS THE BOSS. 372 00:17:56,075 --> 00:18:00,046 I DON'T KNOW HOW OR WHERE I LOST IT. 373 00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:02,382 I DON'T THINK I EVER HAD IT. 374 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,884 THAT WON'T HAPPEN TO ME. 375 00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:08,221 WHEN YOU GO HOME WITH YOUR WIFE 376 00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:11,090 STAND IN THE LIVING ROOM AND SAY: 377 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,759 "I HATE THESE DRAPES." 378 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,093 "I HATE THESE DRAPES." 379 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:17,697 THEN PICK UP THE TELEPHONE AND ORDER NEW DRAPES. 380 00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:19,199 WELL... 381 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:20,133 YOU CAN'T DO IT? 382 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,268 NO. 383 00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:21,934 WHY? 384 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,636 WE HAVE BLINDS. 385 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:31,611 THE DAYS OF BEING THE BOSS, THE "BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT"-- 386 00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:32,612 THAT'S 30 YEARS AGO. 387 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,046 THE OLD-FASHIONED MAN IS OUT. 388 00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:36,048 THERE'S MORE TO THIS RELATIONSHIP 389 00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:37,384 THAN BEING THE BOSS. 390 00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:38,318 YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS... 391 00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:40,287 NEITHER IS SHE. 392 00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:42,955 THE BOSS WILL BE THAT BABY. 393 00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:45,292 I'VE BEEN MARRIED 20 YEARS, MR. LEE 394 00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:48,595 AND EACH DAY, MY WIFE AND I GROW CLOSER TOGETHER-- 395 00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:51,831 MAINLY BECAUSE WE'RE AFRAID OF THE CHILDREN. 396 00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:07,214 CLIFF! 397 00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:07,914 HEY! 398 00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:08,548 CLIFF! 399 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,450 WHAT'S GOING ON? 400 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:12,252 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE HOSPITAL 401 00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:13,353 MAKING YOUR ROUNDS. 402 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:14,921 OH, REALLY? 403 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,157 YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HOME FOR TEN MINUTES. 404 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:19,892 WHAT KIND OF TRICK IS THIS? 405 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:23,430 GO STAND ACROSS THE STREET. 406 00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:24,631 I'LL WAVE TO YOU... 407 00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:25,131 ACROSS THE STREET?! 408 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:27,467 IT'S 18 DEGREES! 409 00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:28,701 HONEY, I'M SORRY. 410 00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:30,803 TAKE THIS. BE WARM. 411 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,706 ( knocking ) 412 00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:36,243 WHAT IS GOING ON? 413 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:39,812 CLIFF, THE KIDS WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU FOR FATHER'S DAY. 414 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,482 THEY DID. 415 00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:44,717 THEY WENT OUT TODAY 416 00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,453 AND BOUGHT ME PRESENTS? 417 00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:48,288 THEY SHOPPED ALL AFTERNOON 418 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:49,922 FROM STORE TO STORE. 419 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:50,990 I HAVE GREAT KIDS. 420 00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:52,459 YES, YOU DO. 421 00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:53,393 WHAT DID THEY GET ME? 422 00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:56,162 QUICK! 423 00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:57,864 OKAY. 424 00:19:57,964 --> 00:19:59,732 PUT THIS AROUND YOUR NECK. 425 00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:00,600 GET OUTSIDE 426 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:01,568 AND WAIT TILL I CALL YOU. 427 00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,169 WILL RALPH EDWARDS BE HERE? 428 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,840 KIDS, COME DOWNSTAIRS! 429 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:08,575 IS HE HOME? 430 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:10,310 NO, BUT HE'LL BE HERE SOON. 431 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:13,112 OKAY, EVERYBODY GET READY. 432 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,547 I FORGOT TO SIGN THE CARD! 433 00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:17,083 I THINK I HEAR HIM. 434 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,052 HI. 435 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:20,920 SURPRISE! 436 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,490 HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! 437 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:26,192 OH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE! 438 00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:29,896 YOU MADE US. 439 00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:34,000 GOLLY... THIS IS REALLY WONDERFUL! 440 00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,269 OPEN THEM! OPEN THEM! 441 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,937 OKAY! OKAY! 442 00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:41,708 AH, BOY... 443 00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:43,042 OKAY... 444 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,981 "TO A GREAT DAD ON FATHER'S DAY-- 445 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,050 "EVEN THOUGH IT ISN'T. 446 00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:52,385 LOVE, VANESSA." 447 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:53,786 I HOPE YOU LIKE IT. 448 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,488 YOU KNOW I WILL. 449 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:56,723 THINK! 450 00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:57,990 THINK! 451 00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:05,565 THERE'S MORE! 452 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:06,866 YEAH. 453 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,308 IT'S THE COMPLETE HOME WEATHER STATION. 454 00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:18,044 I HAVE NOTHING LIKE THIS. 455 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:21,481 DAD, YOU'RE ALWAYS ASKING 456 00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:23,049 "WHAT'S IT LIKE OUT THERE?" 457 00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:24,551 THIS WILL TELL YOU. 458 00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:25,685 UH-HUH. 459 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,387 THANK YOU. 460 00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:28,555 HAPPY FATHER'S DAY. 461 00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:29,221 THAT'S MINE. 462 00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:30,923 THIS IS YOU? 463 00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:31,491 YEAH. 464 00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:33,192 ALL RIGHT. 465 00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:36,829 "DEAR DADDY, IT'S NOT A TIE..." 466 00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:39,366 ALL RIGHT! 467 00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:40,266 "...LOVE, DENISE." 468 00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,001 "IT'S NOT A TIE." 469 00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:43,803 ALL RIGHT! 470 00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:45,638 OKAY... 471 00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:50,577 IT'S AN ELECTRIC ICE CREAM SCOOPER. 472 00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:52,345 OH... YEAH. 473 00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:53,413 THIS PART WARMS UP 474 00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:54,447 SO YOU WON'T HURT YOUR WRIST 475 00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:55,848 WHEN YOU'RE SCOOPING ICE CREAM. 476 00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:56,883 THANK YOU. 477 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:57,584 DO YOU LIKE IT? 478 00:21:57,684 --> 00:21:58,818 I LOVE IT! 479 00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,887 HERE YOU GO, DAD. 480 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:03,823 ALL RIGHT, NOW. 481 00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:04,624 READ THE CARD. 482 00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:05,458 OH. 483 00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:12,865 "GONNA BE A FATHER? IT WILL COST YOU A PRETTY NOTE. 484 00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,201 ROCK-A-BYE, BABY." 485 00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:16,903 THEY DIDN'T HAVE FATHER'S DAY CARDS. 486 00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:21,007 ALL RIGHT. 487 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:30,617 SLIPPERS. 488 00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:32,351 THEY'RE NOT JUST SLIPPERS, DAD. 489 00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:34,587 WHEN YOU GO OUTSIDE IN THE MORNING 490 00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,489 AND GET THE PAPER WHEN IT'S RAINING... 491 00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:38,224 JUST DO THIS. 492 00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:40,393 RUBBERS. 493 00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:44,130 ALL RIGHT! 494 00:22:44,230 --> 00:22:45,965 ALL RIGHT! 495 00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:47,534 RUBBER SLIPPERS! 496 00:22:47,634 --> 00:22:48,801 HERE, DADDY. 497 00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:50,837 AND WHERE'S YOUR CARD? 498 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:53,773 NO CARD. 499 00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:54,741 ALL RIGHT. 500 00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:57,744 ( humming fanfare ) 501 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:01,948 TENNIS BALLS! 502 00:23:02,314 --> 00:23:03,650 I HOPE THEY'RE THE RIGHT SIZE. 503 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,119 YES, I'M SURE THEY'RE THE RIGHT SIZE. 504 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:12,792 I LOOKED IN YOUR CLOSET. THERE WAS ONLY ONE LEFT. 505 00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:16,629 YOU KNOW, THEY'RE THE RIGHT SIZE! 506 00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:18,665 CLIFF? 507 00:23:18,765 --> 00:23:20,199 OH..! 508 00:23:20,299 --> 00:23:22,702 NOW WE'RE COOKING. 509 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:30,409 "DEAR CLIFF: NO GIFT COULD EVER EQUAL 510 00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:32,912 "WHAT YOU'VE GIVEN TO ALL OF US. 511 00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:35,281 LOVE, CLAIR." 512 00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:39,486 OH, NO... 513 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:40,953 IT'S AN EARLY EDITION OF THE DEBATES 514 00:23:41,053 --> 00:23:43,790 BETWEEN ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND STEPHEN DOUGLAS. 515 00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:45,224 THIS IS GREAT. 516 00:23:45,324 --> 00:23:46,493 THANK YOU. 517 00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:47,760 YOU KNOW... 518 00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:50,229 THESE ARE THE GREATEST CHRISTMAS PRESENTS 519 00:23:50,329 --> 00:23:52,699 I'VE EVER GOTTEN FOR FATHER'S DAY. 520 00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:55,034 AND THE THING ABOUT IT IS 521 00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:58,104 YOU ALL DID IT BY THINKING. 522 00:23:58,571 --> 00:23:59,105 THANK YOU. 523 00:23:59,906 --> 00:24:03,042 HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! 524 00:24:07,547 --> 00:24:09,248 Captioning Made Possible By 525 00:24:09,348 --> 00:24:11,751 THE METROPOLITAN LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY 526 00:24:11,851 --> 00:24:13,920 Captioned By The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation 34208

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