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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,243 --> 00:00:11,212 Captioning Made Possible By 2 00:00:11,312 --> 00:00:15,183 THE METROPOLITAN LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY 3 00:00:58,659 --> 00:01:01,695 DAD, YOU PROMISED THAT WHEN I WAS 14 4 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:03,364 I COULD CARVE THE THANKSGIVING TURKEY. 5 00:01:03,464 --> 00:01:04,364 YES, I DID. 6 00:01:04,897 --> 00:01:07,335 FIRST, YOU START WITH THIS. 7 00:01:09,437 --> 00:01:11,872 AND THEN, WE'LL SEE. 8 00:01:12,273 --> 00:01:14,575 THAT'S NOT A TURKEY. IT'S A CHICKEN. 9 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:17,111 RIGHT! YOU PASSED THE FIRST TEST-- 10 00:01:17,211 --> 00:01:19,079 KNOWING A CHICKEN FROM A TURKEY. 11 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:22,116 I DON'T NEED THIS. 12 00:01:22,216 --> 00:01:25,453 I'VE WATCHED YOU AND MR. NORTON, THE BUTCHER. 13 00:01:25,553 --> 00:01:26,720 LET ME CARVE THE TURKEY. 14 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:30,591 YOU'VE GOT TO UNDERSTAND, THIS IS TONIGHT'S DINNER. 15 00:01:30,691 --> 00:01:33,127 START WITH THIS AND PRACTICE. 16 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:36,397 YOU'LL KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT CUTTING THE TURKEY. 17 00:01:36,497 --> 00:01:38,466 NOW, GET YOUR UTENSILS. 18 00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:39,800 ALL RIGHT? 19 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:41,469 ALL RIGHT. 20 00:01:41,669 --> 00:01:44,071 "LEARNING HOW TO CARVE..." 21 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:45,273 YOU SEE? 22 00:01:45,373 --> 00:01:46,174 WHAT WE'VE GOT HERE... 23 00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:50,311 DAD. 24 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:54,182 CARVE, NOT HACK. 25 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:57,718 THAT'S THE WAY MR. NORTON DOES IT. 26 00:01:57,818 --> 00:02:00,354 MR. NORTON IS A SHOWOFF. 27 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:02,823 GET THE UTENSILS OUT HERE, SON. 28 00:02:02,923 --> 00:02:06,093 YOU'VE GOT TO UNDERSTAND... 29 00:02:06,194 --> 00:02:08,461 LOOK AT THIS DIAGRAM. 30 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:10,097 LOOK AT THE PICTURE OF THE CHEF. 31 00:02:10,198 --> 00:02:12,200 THE MAN IS HAPPY. 32 00:02:13,201 --> 00:02:15,569 HE IS SMILING AS HE'S SLICING. 33 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:17,238 HE'S NOT LIKE THIS. 34 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:22,009 SO, NOW, GO AHEAD AND START. 35 00:02:22,109 --> 00:02:23,377 SLICE. 36 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:26,247 NO, NO, NO. 37 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:26,880 YOU DON'T... 38 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:30,284 LOOK AT THE CHEF'S FACE AGAIN. 39 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:34,121 IS HE LIKE THIS? 40 00:02:34,222 --> 00:02:36,290 HE'S LIKE THIS. 41 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:40,994 CLIFF. 42 00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:41,962 YES, DEAR. 43 00:02:42,062 --> 00:02:43,197 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 44 00:02:43,297 --> 00:02:44,932 I'M CARVING. 45 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:47,668 I GET IT. 46 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:51,071 YOU'RE PASSING THE HONOR OF CARVING THE TURKEY TO YOUR SON. 47 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:55,943 DEAR, I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THE PASSING OF ANYTHING. 48 00:02:56,444 --> 00:02:59,480 WHAT TIME IS SONDRA'S BUS SUPPOSED TO GET HERE? 49 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:00,481 ISN'T SHE LATE? 50 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:01,915 SHE'LL BE HERE SOON. 51 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:04,117 BE CAREFUL. DON'T HURT YOURSELF. 52 00:03:04,218 --> 00:03:05,085 SURE, MOM. 53 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:11,225 YOU'RE EXCITED 54 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:12,460 ABOUT SONDRA COMING HOME. 55 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:15,496 NO, I'M NOT. YES, YOU ARE. 56 00:03:15,596 --> 00:03:17,498 OUR FIRSTBORN IS COMING HOME FROM COLLEGE 57 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:19,433 AND YOU'RE EXCITED. 58 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:22,403 I'M NOT EXCITED, I'M TELLING YOU 59 00:03:22,503 --> 00:03:23,571 SO JUST STOP IT. 60 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:26,540 FIRSTBORN-- THE INQUISITIVE ONE. 61 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,778 I REMEMBER SHE WAS ABOUT FOUR YEARS OLD 62 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:31,945 AND SHE SAID 63 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:35,148 "DADDY, WHERE DO THE DUCKS GO WHEN THE POND FREEZES OVER?" 64 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:40,220 RIGHT THEN AND THERE I KNEW SHE WAS SMARTER THAN I. 65 00:03:43,491 --> 00:03:45,559 SHE ASKED LOTS OF QUESTIONS. 66 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:47,661 NOW SHE CAN ANSWER THEM. 67 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:49,062 FOUR "A"s AND A "B." 68 00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:50,264 HEY, HEY. 69 00:03:50,364 --> 00:03:52,900 AND HALF OF HER BELONGS TO YOU. 70 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,335 THANK YOU! 71 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:55,669 JUST THE FEET. 72 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:57,605 OH, DON'T TRY IT. 73 00:03:57,705 --> 00:03:59,440 LISTEN, ISN'T SHE LATE? 74 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:01,542 PLEASE CALM DOWN. 75 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:02,376 SHE'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 76 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:03,511 I'VE GOT TO CHECK ON THEO. 77 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:07,515 ( knocking ) 78 00:04:16,524 --> 00:04:18,326 WHO IS IT?! 79 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:20,661 SONDRA. 80 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:22,863 SONDRA WHO?! 81 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:25,098 SONDRA, YOUR DAUGHTER. REMEMBER? 82 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:26,667 THE ONE ATTENDING PRINCETON? 83 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:27,868 THAT'S THE ONE. 84 00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:28,602 THE ONE WITH FOUR "A"s 85 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:30,938 AND A "B"? YES. 86 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:31,739 WHAT DO YOU WANT?! 87 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:36,310 DADDY, IT'S GETTING COLD OUT HERE. 88 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:38,245 THE ONE THAT CALLS LONG-DISTANCE? 89 00:04:38,346 --> 00:04:39,513 YES, DADDY. 90 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:41,549 AND ASKS FOR MONEY? 91 00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:43,784 AND THE ONE WHO BROUGHT... 92 00:04:43,884 --> 00:04:46,920 STEP ASIDE A SECOND, PLEASE... 93 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:50,491 FOUR BAGS OF DIRTY LAUNDRY?! 94 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:53,527 YES. 95 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,262 DADDY. 96 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,032 LET ME LOOK AT YOU. 97 00:04:59,567 --> 00:05:00,601 HOW DO I LOOK? 98 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:02,135 LIKE TRASH. 99 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:06,206 HOW ABOUT ME? 100 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,442 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GAINED SOME WEIGHT. 101 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:09,777 I COULDN'T HIDE IT, HUH? 102 00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:13,914 WHAT DID YOU BRING? 103 00:05:14,014 --> 00:05:15,015 I MISSED YOU, DADDY. 104 00:05:16,116 --> 00:05:18,018 OF COURSE. SOMEBODY HAS TO BRING IN YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY. 105 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:20,220 SONDRA. 106 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,555 OH, MOM. 107 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:26,760 GOSH. LET ME LOOK AT YOU. 108 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:28,328 YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED. 109 00:05:28,629 --> 00:05:30,431 I WAS HOME TWO MONTHS AGO. 110 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:32,299 SEEMS LIKE LONGER THAN THAT. 111 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:34,267 SONDRA! 112 00:05:34,602 --> 00:05:35,836 RUDY! 113 00:05:37,938 --> 00:05:39,673 I MADE YOU A TURKEY. 114 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:41,174 WE'LL EAT IT TOMORROW. 115 00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:43,076 IT'S A PAPER TURKEY, SILLY. 116 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:48,982 VANESSA, YOU'RE GETTING TO BE SO BIG. 117 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:50,584 WOW, YOUR HAIR! 118 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:51,452 LIKE IT? 119 00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:53,320 I LOVE IT. WILL YOU DO MINE? 120 00:05:53,421 --> 00:05:54,922 SURE. 121 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:56,390 NICE JACKET. 122 00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:59,593 THANKS. YOU CAN'T BORROW IT. 123 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,395 I'LL LOAN YOU MY SUEDE BOOTS. 124 00:06:01,495 --> 00:06:03,230 THOSE ARE MY BOOTS. 125 00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:05,198 I'LL LEND THEM BACK FOR THAT JACKET. 126 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:06,934 SIS! 127 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:08,736 HEY, THEO! 128 00:06:08,836 --> 00:06:10,804 YOU SMELL LIKE CHICKEN. 129 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:11,805 I'M IN TRAINING. 130 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:14,608 DAD MAY LET ME CARVE THIS YEAR'S TURKEY. 131 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,376 YOU'RE MOVING UP. 132 00:06:16,477 --> 00:06:19,379 YOU KNOW, IT REALLY MOVES ME TO SEE 133 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:22,215 THIS ENTIRE FAMILY HERE 134 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:25,953 BECAUSE WE CAN EACH TAKE A BAG 135 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:28,288 AND GET THIS LAUNDRY UPSTAIRS. 136 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,122 LET'S GO. 137 00:06:31,459 --> 00:06:33,126 RUDY, YOU CAN TAKE MORE THAN THAT. 138 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:38,966 THERE YOU GO. 139 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:39,933 WHAT'S IT SAY? 140 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:40,868 PRINCETON. 141 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:42,235 CAN I SLEEP IN IT? 142 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:43,637 SURE. 143 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:46,507 AND FOR YOU. 144 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:47,808 "THE REINHART STUDY GUIDE." 145 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:50,343 IT WILL HELP YOU ORGANIZE YOUR THOUGHTS. 146 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:52,079 GREAT. THANKS. 147 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:56,216 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GET MY THOUGHTS ORGANIZED. 148 00:06:57,084 --> 00:07:00,187 SONDRA, CAN I VISIT YOU AT PRINCETON? 149 00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:01,121 SURE. 150 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:03,090 YOU CAN WEAR THIS. 151 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:05,893 DON'T YOU TWO HAVE SOMETHING TO DO? 152 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:08,361 I WANT TO TALK TO SONDRA ALONE. 153 00:07:10,498 --> 00:07:11,532 BOYS. 154 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:12,533 WHAT ABOUT BOYS? 155 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:13,834 ONE DAY YOU'LL UNDERSTAND. 156 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,235 ONE DAY I'LL UNDERSTAND. 157 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:19,306 OKAY, HOW'S THIS YEAR'S CROP? 158 00:07:19,573 --> 00:07:23,010 TERRIFIC, BUT EVEN BETTER-- 159 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,946 MY FRIENDS AND I DECIDED TO GO TO PARIS THIS SUMMER. 160 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:26,947 PARIS?! 161 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:29,617 WE CAN HAVE THIS APARTMENT REAL CHEAP. 162 00:07:29,717 --> 00:07:31,852 OH, PARIS IS SO ROMANTIC. 163 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:34,488 THERE'S MORE TO PARIS THAN ROMANCE. 164 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:36,056 LIKE WHAT? 165 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:42,462 I WANT TO EXPERIENCE THE CULTURE LIKE SOME GREAT WRITERS DID-- 166 00:07:42,563 --> 00:07:44,798 RICHARD WRIGHT AND JAMES BALDWIN. 167 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:45,833 HAVE YOU ASKED? 168 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:51,104 NO. YOU'RE MORE IN TOUCH WITH THE FAMILY CLIMATE. 169 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:52,205 WHO DO I ASK FIRST? 170 00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:54,542 FORGET ABOUT DAD. 171 00:07:54,842 --> 00:07:56,977 GET MOM ON YOUR SIDE. 172 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:59,880 YOU CAN DOUBLE-TEAM DAD AND HAVE A FIGHTING CHANCE. 173 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:04,151 THE FAMILY CLIMATE HASN'T CHANGED. 174 00:08:04,885 --> 00:08:06,720 WHAT APPROACH DO I USE WITH MOM? 175 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,455 ASK ABOUT HER WORK. 176 00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:09,990 NOBODY ASKS MOM ABOUT WORK. 177 00:08:10,858 --> 00:08:14,394 THEN, WHEN SHE'S FEELING GOOD, SLIP IN PARIS. 178 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:15,996 GREAT IDEA. 179 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:17,364 GOOD LUCK. 180 00:08:17,464 --> 00:08:19,567 IF YOU GET TO GO, I'M NEXT. 181 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:26,807 HI. 182 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:27,941 HI, HONEY. 183 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:28,876 WANT SOME HOT CHOCOLATE? 184 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:30,611 NO, THANK YOU. 185 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:31,879 HOW'S WORK? 186 00:08:31,979 --> 00:08:33,547 FANTASTIC. 187 00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:34,682 REALLY? 188 00:08:34,782 --> 00:08:36,482 I WON MY LAST THREE CASES. 189 00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:39,219 I MIGHT BECOME A PARTNER. 190 00:08:39,318 --> 00:08:40,419 THAT'S GREAT. 191 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,190 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO ASK? 192 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,193 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT PARIS? 193 00:08:46,994 --> 00:08:48,261 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO. 194 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:49,229 YOU HAVE? 195 00:08:49,329 --> 00:08:50,631 UH-HUH... 196 00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:52,399 AND SO DO YOU. 197 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:54,768 FOR THE SUMMER. 198 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:57,170 SOME FRIENDS ARE RENTING THIS APARTMENT... 199 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:59,372 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. FRIENDS? 200 00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:02,109 YOU'VE MET MICHELLE STEWART AND LISA BARNES. 201 00:09:02,676 --> 00:09:04,344 WHAT ABOUT THIS APARTMENT? 202 00:09:04,444 --> 00:09:06,079 IT'S MICHELLE'S COUSIN'S APARTMENT. 203 00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:07,615 SHE'S A BALLET DANCER. 204 00:09:07,715 --> 00:09:08,749 PARIS IN THE SUMMERTIME 205 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:11,752 WITH GIRLFRIENDS AND A DANCER'S APARTMENT? 206 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:14,888 SOUNDS SENSATIONAL TO ME. 207 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:17,725 I CAN GO? 208 00:09:17,825 --> 00:09:20,193 I'D LOVE FOR YOU TO GO. 209 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:21,461 BUT WAIT! 210 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,631 DON'T GET TOO EXCITED. 211 00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:26,433 THERE IS ONE PERSON WHO STANDS BETWEEN YOU AND PARIS. 212 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:28,401 IF YOU WANT THE GOLDEN FLEECE 213 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:29,803 YOU MUST PASS THE CYCLOPS. 214 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,905 HE'S CUTE, BUT TOUGH. 215 00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:33,774 WHAT WILL HE DO? 216 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:37,210 FIRST HE'LL SAY, "AHA." 217 00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:39,512 THEN, "HMM, INTERESTING." 218 00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:41,982 THEN HE'LL THROW EVERY EXCUSE AT YOU. 219 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,084 BUT HANG IN THERE AND WEAR HIM DOWN. 220 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:45,719 WHEN IS THE BEST TIME TO GET HIM? 221 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:47,888 WE'LL STRIKE TOMORROW MORNING. 222 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:54,862 ALL RIGHT. 223 00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:56,429 NOW. 224 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:57,731 ONE MORE CHANCE. 225 00:09:57,831 --> 00:10:02,302 HERE IS YOUR TURKEY-CARVING-PRACTICE CABBAGE. 226 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:04,838 DAD, THAT'S A CABBAGE. 227 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,173 RIGHT. 228 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:07,607 YOU'RE BRILLIANT. 229 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:12,279 I WATCHED YOU LAST NIGHT... 230 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:14,748 AND WHAT YOU DID TO THAT CHICKEN. 231 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:17,517 A LONG TIME AGO 232 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:18,952 BEFORE YOU WERE BORN 233 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:20,721 I PRAYED THAT GOD WOULD GIVE ME A SON 234 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:22,656 TO CARRY ON THE FAMILY NAME. 235 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:25,859 AND YOU WERE BORN. 236 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,028 I'VE WATCHED YOU DO THINGS. 237 00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:33,033 MANY TIMES I'VE WANTED TO ASK YOU 238 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,235 NOT TO TELL ANYONE WHO YOU ARE. 239 00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:40,573 LAST NIGHT WAS ONE OF THOSE TIMES. 240 00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:42,843 SON... 241 00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:49,349 YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE PUT THREE CHERRY BOMBS INSIDE THAT CHICKEN 242 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:50,150 LET IT GO OFF 243 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:52,986 AND WE TAKE WHATEVER PIECES WE WANT. 244 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:57,657 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RESPECT THE FOOD. 245 00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:58,425 YOU UNDERSTAND? 246 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:01,194 SLICE IT IN AN APPETIZING MANNER. 247 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:06,199 ( imitating Julia Child ) LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU 248 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:11,739 HOW YOU SHOULD SLICE A TURKEY PROPERLY. 249 00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:17,444 YOU TAKE THE BLADE GENTLY IN YOUR HAND 250 00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:23,583 AND YOU SLICE EVER SO GENTLY FOLLOWING THE GRAIN 251 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:29,790 GOING ALONG THE CONTOUR OF THE BIRD. 252 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:33,961 DAD, WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THAT? 253 00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:35,996 I HAVE NO IDEA. 254 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:41,334 EXCEPT IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL MORE SECURE 255 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,303 WHEN I'M IN THE KITCHEN. 256 00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:49,042 NOW TRY IT, MY BOY. 257 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:50,878 AND TALK IT THROUGH. 258 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:56,549 ( raspy imitation of Julia Child ) FOLLOW THE NATURAL... 259 00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:58,886 ...CONTOUR OF THE BIRD. 260 00:11:58,986 --> 00:11:59,753 YES. 261 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:04,157 AND FOLLOW THE GRAIN OF THE FOWL. 262 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:05,058 CUT IT. 263 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:05,893 YES. 264 00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:06,927 AND SLICE... 265 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,262 EXCUSE ME, BOYS. 266 00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:10,931 ( imitating Julia Child) YES? YES? 267 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:22,175 CLIFF, SONDRA HAS SOMETHING SHE'D LIKE TO ASK YOU. 268 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:25,412 YOU'RE HERE TO TELL ME SHE HAS A QUESTION? 269 00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:29,616 DADDY, CAN... HOW'S WORK? 270 00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:31,852 OH, NO, NO, NO. 271 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,486 THE TWO OF YOU, STANDING THERE TOGETHER 272 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:37,190 LOOKING LIKE THE UNITED FRONT. 273 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,828 GO AHEAD, ASK HIM. 274 00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:45,933 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME SPENDING THE SUMMER IN PARIS? 275 00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:47,000 AHA. 276 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,003 I THINK IT'S GREAT. 277 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,338 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 278 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:54,174 HMM, IT'S INTERESTING. 279 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,877 SHE WOULD GO WITH HER GIRLFRIENDS. 280 00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:59,779 LISA AND MICHELLE. 281 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:02,015 WHERE WOULD YOU LIVE? 282 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:05,285 MICHELLE'S COUSIN IS LETTING US RENT HER APARTMENT. 283 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:09,322 ( popping ) 284 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:10,090 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 285 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,291 I DON'T KNOW. IT'S NEW. 286 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,328 HAVE YOU SEEN THE APARTMENT? 287 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:18,198 NO, BUT I'M SURE IT'S NICE. 288 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,000 MICHELLE'S COUSIN'S A BALLET DANCER. 289 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:23,703 PARIS. THE PEOPLE EXPECT YOU TO SPEAK FRENCH. 290 00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:26,573 I'M TAKING FRENCH NEXT SEMESTER. 291 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:28,341 I DON'T THINK THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH. 292 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:32,579 WHEN AN AMERICAN SPEAKS FRENCH TO A FRENCH PERSON 293 00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:33,646 THEY LOOK AT YOU 294 00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:35,883 LIKE THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 295 00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:41,354 FRENCH PEOPLE MADE UP THIS FACE. 296 00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:45,125 DADDY... 297 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:46,593 I'VE MADE PLANS. 298 00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:49,096 WE ALWAYS TRAVEL SOMEPLACE IN THE SUMMER. 299 00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:51,965 THIS SUMMER, IT'S THE GRAND CANYON. 300 00:13:56,904 --> 00:14:00,140 IT'S PART OF THE HUXTABLE TRADITION, AND I DON'T THINK... 301 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,676 YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO BREAK THAT TRADITION? 302 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:06,013 CAN I CALL A FAMILY FORUM? 303 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:07,647 YOU CAN'T. 304 00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:09,516 ONLY A PARENT CAN CALL A FAMILY FORUM. 305 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,619 OKAY. IN THAT CASE, I'M CALLING IT. 306 00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:15,355 DENISE! DENISE! 307 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:20,627 GO AHEAD. 308 00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:22,795 YOU CAN LAUGH IF YOU WANT TO. 309 00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:26,566 COME ON, DAD. 310 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:27,734 FAMILY FORUM. 311 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:36,076 Clair: DENISE, PLEASE COME DOWN HERE. 312 00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:37,877 WE'RE HAVING A FAMILY FORUM. 313 00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:39,679 WHAT'S A FAMILY FORUM? 314 00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:42,615 SOMETHING DAD INVENTED TO SETTLE FAMILY DISPUTES. 315 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:43,850 YOU HAVE TO BE HONEST. 316 00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:45,252 EVERYBODY GETS A VOTE. 317 00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:46,653 ME, TOO? 318 00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:47,687 YOU, TOO. 319 00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:48,521 WHAT'S GOING ON? 320 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,023 FAMILY FORUM. 321 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:51,291 YOU VOTE WITH ME 322 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,061 OR YOU CUT A CHICKEN FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 323 00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:56,829 BUT, DAD... 324 00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:58,565 NOT FAIR. 325 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:00,633 Clair: OKAY. 326 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,936 NOW HERE'S THE PROBLEM: 327 00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:05,905 SONDRA HAS AN INCREDIBLE OPPORTUNITY 328 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:09,576 TO SPEND THE SUMMER IN A WORLD FAMOUS CITY 329 00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,844 AND YOUR FATHER SAYS "NO." 330 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,546 THAT IS LEADING THE VOTERS. 331 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,915 I OBJECT. 332 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,084 OVERRULED. 333 00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:18,518 NOW, DENISE 334 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,920 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SONDRA'S GOING TO PARIS? 335 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:23,423 IT'S A WONDERFUL EDUCATIONAL OPPORTUNITY 336 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:24,324 AND I HOPE TO ONE DAY 337 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,792 FOLLOW IN HER FOOTSTEPS. 338 00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:30,663 YOU CALL THIS HONEST? 339 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,399 DENISE, BE HONEST. 340 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:35,068 IT'S NOT A WONDERFUL EDUCATIONAL OPPORTUNITY 341 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:36,869 BUT I STILL LIKE TO GO. 342 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:37,837 SHE SHOULD GO. 343 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,306 Clair: VANESSA? 344 00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:41,774 DOES THIS MEAN NO GRAND CANYON? 345 00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:45,278 WE'RE STILL GOING TO THE GRAND CANYON. 346 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,080 I WANT TO HOLD A FAMILY FORUM 347 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,349 ON NO GOING TO THE GRAND CANYON. 348 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,085 WHAT IS YOUR VOTE? 349 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:53,987 I THINK IT'S NEAT. 350 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:55,122 ME, TOO. 351 00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:56,990 WILL YOU BRING ME A SHIRT? 352 00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:58,958 OF COURSE I WILL. 353 00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:00,793 THAT'S BRIBERY. 354 00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:03,963 THEO? 355 00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:05,532 ( clucking like a chicken ) 356 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:11,604 WHAT WAS THAT, CLIFF? 357 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:15,808 OKAY, THEO? 358 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,777 ( clucking ) 359 00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:22,349 I PASS. 360 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:23,850 NO, NO. 361 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,618 YOU CANNOT PASS. 362 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:27,754 IF I VOTE THE WAY I FEEL 363 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,822 DAD WON'T LET ME CARVE THE TURKEY. 364 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,959 YOU HAVE TO BE HONEST. 365 00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,727 I THINK SHE SHOULD GO. 366 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,431 ( clucking ) 367 00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:41,201 SONDRA? 368 00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:42,669 YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL. 369 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,204 CLIFF? 370 00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:46,706 I WANT TO CALL A FAMILY CAUCUS. 371 00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:48,175 YOU CAN'T. 372 00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:49,076 OH, YES. 373 00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:52,312 THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A FAMILY CAUCUS. 374 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,281 YOU DON'T KNOW THE BYLAWS. 375 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:57,250 THEY STATE THAT A CAUCUS CAN BE CALLED 376 00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:00,487 AND WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A ONE-ON-ONE CONVERSATION 377 00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:03,590 BECAUSE WE ARE THE TWO DISPUTEES. 378 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:04,924 LET'S GO. 379 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:12,531 DAD, I HAVE NEVER HEARD ABOUT A FAMILY CAUCUS. 380 00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:14,101 THAT'S BECAUSE I MADE IT UP. 381 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,367 I JUST WANT TO ASK A QUESTION. 382 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,670 WHY PARIS? 383 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,339 IT'S A FABULOUS CITY. 384 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,340 WHY NOT ST. LOUIS? 385 00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:25,044 DAD, I WANT TO EXPERIENCE A DIFFERENT CULTURE. 386 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:27,414 WHY NOT JAPAN? 387 00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:28,848 YOU'D LET ME GO THERE? 388 00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:30,417 I'LL MAKE THE RESERVATIONS. 389 00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:33,420 DAD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH PARIS? 390 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:36,323 NO 20-YEAR-OLD SINGLE WOMAN 391 00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:38,658 SHOULD BE IN PARIS. 392 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:41,594 PARIS IS LOVE IN BLOOM. 393 00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:44,497 THE NATIONAL DRINK IS WINE. 394 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:47,234 THEY DRINK WINE WITH THE YOGURT. 395 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:51,704 THAT'S WHAT PARIS IS. 396 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:54,907 OLD MEN IN A BERET SINGING ABOUT MIMI. 397 00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,878 THERE IS MORE TO PARIS 398 00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,913 THAN OLD MEN IN BERETS AND WINE. 399 00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:04,884 IT HAS WONDERFUL MUSEUMS AND BOOKSTORES AND ART GALLERIES. 400 00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:06,619 IT HAS HISTORY. 401 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:09,656 YOU'RE GOING TO PARIS TO STUDY HISTORY? 402 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:13,360 NO, YOU'RE GOING TO PARIS FOR ONE THING-- 403 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:14,827 TO PARTY! 404 00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,931 NOT JU TO PARTY. 405 00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:22,635 SO YOU ARE GOING TO PARTY. 406 00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:24,804 YOU'RE SAYING YOU DON'T TRUST ME? 407 00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,005 NOT EXACTLY. 408 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,908 I JUST REMEMBER WHEN I WAS 20 409 00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:31,110 I WANTED TO GO TO RIO. 410 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:32,179 WHY RIO? 411 00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:38,751 BECAUSE I SAW THIS MOVIE CALLED "BLACK ORPHEUS" 412 00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:41,954 AND IT HAD THIS WOMAN IN IT. 413 00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:43,022 WHEW! 414 00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:46,293 AND THE CARNIVAL. 415 00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:48,461 I WATCHED THAT MOVIE, AND I SAID 416 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:54,267 "I'M GOING TO RIO, AND I'M FINDING THAT WOMAN." 417 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:57,770 AND I DIDN'T CARE ABOUT CULTURE, HISTORY... 418 00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,472 I WANTED TO FIND THAT WOMAN. 419 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,409 AND I WANTED TO PARTY. 420 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,712 DID YOU GET TO GO? 421 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,681 NO, BUT I SAW THAT MOVIE ABOUT 100 TIMES. 422 00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:11,184 DON'T YOU WISH YOU HAD? 423 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:15,422 I HAVE THE CHANCE, IF YOU'LL JUST TRUST ME. 424 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:18,891 WHY NOT BUDAPEST? 425 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,627 ( both laugh ) 426 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,230 NO, DAD. 427 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,298 PARIS. 428 00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:27,234 OMAHA? 429 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,902 PARIS. 430 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,170 UH... 431 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,408 YOU'LL MAKE ME LOOK GOOD IN FRONT OF YOUR MOM? 432 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:36,309 UH-HUH. 433 00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:37,844 SAY I GAVE A GOOD FIGHT. 434 00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:39,045 YES. 435 00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:40,247 WELL, HAVE FUN. 436 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:42,582 THANK YOU, DADDY. 437 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:43,950 I LOVE YOU. 438 00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:46,118 OF COURSE YOU DO. 439 00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:47,420 OKAY. 440 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,525 I WISH I WAS 20 AGAIN. 441 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,794 WOULD YOU GO TO RIO? 442 00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:56,896 YOUR MOTHER WOULDN'T LET ME. 443 00:19:58,097 --> 00:19:59,732 MOM! 444 00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,071 RUDY! 445 00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:06,906 I'M HUNGRY. 446 00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:08,808 WE DON'T EAT UNTIL EVERYONE'S HERE. 447 00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:15,147 HOW COME THEO HAS A BISCUIT UNDER THE TABLE? 448 00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:16,383 THEO! 449 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:21,120 CLIFF, WE'RE WAITING. 450 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:23,089 CRANBERRIES. 451 00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:24,457 THAT'S EVERYTHING. 452 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:25,224 Cliff: EVERYBODY READY? 453 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,026 YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! 454 00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:28,628 PRESENTING THE HUXTABLE MARCHING BAND. 455 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,230 ( wild cheering ) 456 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,065 * DEE DEE DEE 457 00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:36,269 * DEE DEE DEE BOOM DEE DEE DEE * 458 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,704 * DEE DEE DEE DA 459 00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:38,271 * AH! 460 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:39,339 * BOOM DEE DEE DEE 461 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,974 * DEE DEE DEE 462 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:45,177 ( applause and cheering ) 463 00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:46,279 HEY, LET ME AT IT! 464 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:56,623 FIRST, A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THE FIRST LADY OF POULTRY 465 00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:57,924 CLAIR HUXTABLE! 466 00:20:58,024 --> 00:21:01,394 YAY, MOM! 467 00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:04,130 THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL OCCASION. 468 00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:09,602 WE'LL NOW TAKE ONE MINUTE TO SAY WHY WE ARE THANKFUL. 469 00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:11,338 DENISE. 470 00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:13,606 I'M THANKFUL FOR THIS HOUSE 471 00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:14,607 AND I'M ALSO THANKFUL 472 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,209 THAT DADDY'S BEEN NICER TO MY BOYFRIENDS LATELY. 473 00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:18,545 THANK YOU, DADDY. 474 00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:21,648 VANESSA. 475 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:23,950 MOSTLY I'M THANKFUL 476 00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:28,721 FOR NOT HAVING TO PLAY THE CLARINET ANYMORE. 477 00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:31,624 WE'RE ALL THANKFUL FOR THAT. 478 00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:35,061 AND RUDY WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING. 479 00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:37,430 I'M THANKFUL FOR MY BEAR, BOBO 480 00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:40,733 AND MY FRIEND MARY FOR GIVING ME BACK BOBO 481 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:45,004 AND MY MOTHER FOR LETTING ME SLEEP OVER AT MARY'S HOUSE. 482 00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:47,006 AND FOR POPSICLES. 483 00:21:47,106 --> 00:21:48,908 ALL RIGHT. 484 00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:50,710 THAT'S WONDERFUL. 485 00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:51,978 I'M NOT FINISHED. 486 00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:53,045 I'M SORRY. 487 00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:57,350 I'M MOSTLY THANKFUL THAT MY BIG SISTER SONDRA'S HOME. 488 00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:58,818 ALL RIGHT. 489 00:21:58,918 --> 00:21:59,652 THANK YOU. 490 00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:01,521 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 491 00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:03,356 I'M NOT FINISHED. 492 00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:03,923 WAIT... 493 00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:04,691 ALSO... 494 00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:06,693 NEXT YEAR, OKAY? 495 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,529 ALL RIGHT, NOW, SONDRA. 496 00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:12,331 I'M THANKFUL THAT I GET TO GO AWAY THIS SUMMER. 497 00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:14,601 AND I'M ALWAYS THANKFUL THAT I CAN COME HOME. 498 00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:18,337 AND NOW... 499 00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:19,806 THE LOVELY... 500 00:22:19,906 --> 00:22:21,107 CLAIR HUXTABLE. 501 00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:26,112 I'M THANKFUL THAT YOU CALL ME THE LOVELY CLAIR HUXTABLE. 502 00:22:26,212 --> 00:22:28,247 WAIT, MY TURN. 503 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:33,720 FIRST, I'M THANKFUL THAT WE'RE ALMOST FINISHED BEING THANKFUL. 504 00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:35,855 SECOND, I'M THANKFUL 505 00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:38,925 THAT DAD'S LETTING ME CARVE THIS YEAR'S TURKEY. 506 00:22:43,329 --> 00:22:44,664 I HOPE. 507 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:48,100 SIT? 508 00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:55,842 THERE ARE MANY THINGS THAT I AM THANKFUL FOR 509 00:22:55,942 --> 00:23:00,179 BUT THE SIX MOST IMPORTANT HAPPEN TO BE 510 00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:02,715 RUDY... 511 00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:04,584 VANESSA... 512 00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:06,653 DENISE... 513 00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:08,821 THEO... 514 00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:10,623 SONDRA... 515 00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:12,058 AND CLAIR. 516 00:23:12,158 --> 00:23:13,325 AND NOW... 517 00:23:13,426 --> 00:23:17,997 WE ARE GOING TO PARTAKE OF THE LOVELY BIRD. 518 00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:20,032 ( applause ) 519 00:23:20,132 --> 00:23:21,501 BUT WAIT, GOT ANOTHER ANNOUNCEMENT. 520 00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:23,402 ( groans of disappointment ) 521 00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:24,737 NEVER MIND. 522 00:23:24,837 --> 00:23:26,038 Rudy: LET'S HEAR IT. 523 00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:27,874 OKAY. 524 00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:32,144 THE HUXTABLE TRADITION HAS ALWAYS BEEN 525 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:35,147 THAT CLIFF WOULD CARVE THE TURKEY. 526 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:38,184 THIS YEAR I AM THANKFUL 527 00:23:38,284 --> 00:23:41,454 TO LOOK UPON THE FACE OF MY SON 528 00:23:41,554 --> 00:23:43,590 AS HE CARVES THE TURKEY. 529 00:23:43,690 --> 00:23:46,158 I TURN OVER TO HIM "OLD HICKORY." 530 00:23:49,829 --> 00:23:51,030 ALL RIGHT! 531 00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:55,334 NOW TALK IT THROUGH. 532 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:56,636 TALK IT THROUGH. 533 00:23:57,604 --> 00:24:02,975 ( imitating Julia Child) FIRST, YOU CUT A SLICE 534 00:24:03,075 --> 00:24:06,646 ALONG THE GRAIN... 535 00:24:08,214 --> 00:24:10,182 Captioning Made Possible By 536 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:12,552 THE METROPOLITAN LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY 537 00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:16,122 Captioned By The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation 34443

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