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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,277 --> 00:00:11,279 Captioning Made Possible By 2 00:00:11,379 --> 00:00:14,148 THE METROPOLITAN LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY 3 00:00:53,121 --> 00:00:55,022 HEY, WHAT DO YOU SEE? 4 00:00:55,956 --> 00:00:57,791 HEY, SUGAR. 5 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:00,694 OOOH, YOU ARE CUTE. 6 00:01:00,794 --> 00:01:04,498 YOU ARE THE CUTEST BABY I HAVE EVER SEEN. 7 00:01:04,598 --> 00:01:05,933 WHAT ABOUT ME? 8 00:01:06,367 --> 00:01:08,336 YOU'RE THE FUNNIEST LOOKING BABY I'VE EVER SEEN. 9 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:13,207 MOST BABIES LOOK A LITTLE FUNNY WHEN THEY'RE NEW. 10 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:14,842 MOMMIES AND DADDIES DON'T EVEN NOTICE. 11 00:01:15,109 --> 00:01:16,644 BROTHERS AND SISTERS DO. 12 00:01:17,511 --> 00:01:19,547 WE ALL SOLD TICKETS TO SEE YOU, RUDY. 13 00:01:19,647 --> 00:01:22,750 NO, DEAR. THAT WAS TO SEE YOU. 14 00:01:23,484 --> 00:01:23,984 OH. 15 00:01:25,386 --> 00:01:26,320 WOULD YOU LIKE TO HOLD HIM? 16 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:28,322 NO, HE MIGHT GO ON ME. 17 00:01:29,957 --> 00:01:31,125 CAN WE WATCH HIM EAT? 18 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:33,060 HIS MOTHER ALREADY FED HIM. 19 00:01:33,161 --> 00:01:34,495 MAYBE HE'D LIKE TO WATCH US EAT. 20 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:35,629 CAN WE HAVE A SNACK? 21 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,166 ALL RIGHT, BUT A SMALL ONE. 22 00:01:38,332 --> 00:01:39,633 I'M HAVING A DOUGHNUT. 23 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:40,934 ME, TOO. 24 00:01:41,034 --> 00:01:42,903 YOU ALWAYS HAVE WHAT I HAVE. 25 00:01:43,003 --> 00:01:44,172 SO DO YOU. 26 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:49,643 CLIFF. HMM? 27 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:51,312 LOOK WHO'S HERE. 28 00:01:51,412 --> 00:01:52,880 YOU KNOW THIS ONE. 29 00:01:52,980 --> 00:01:53,747 REMEMBER? 30 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:57,785 DID WE GO TO COLLEGE TOGETHER? 31 00:01:59,387 --> 00:02:00,721 YOU DELIVERED HIM LAST MONTH. 32 00:02:00,821 --> 00:02:02,523 THIS IS JANICE HARPER'S BABY. 33 00:02:03,257 --> 00:02:05,293 JANICE DIDN'T WANT IT, AND BROUGHT IT BACK? 34 00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:08,696 SHE'S GETTING HER HAIR DONE, AND I'M BABY-SITTING. 35 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:10,663 OH, CLIFF. 36 00:02:11,332 --> 00:02:12,966 LOOK AT THAT LITTLE ROUND FACE. 37 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:17,137 AND THAT SOFT SILKY HAIR AND THE LITTLE SOFT SPOT. 38 00:02:17,605 --> 00:02:20,741 AND THAT SPECIAL BABY SMELL. 39 00:02:21,342 --> 00:02:22,510 SOUR MILK. 40 00:02:24,412 --> 00:02:25,313 HE'S WARM. 41 00:02:26,514 --> 00:02:29,717 JUST HOLDING HIM SETS OFF STRANGE STIRRINGS INSIDE. 42 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:31,285 I WONDER IF I WANT ANOTHER. 43 00:02:31,852 --> 00:02:33,754 LET ME HELP YOU-- YOU DON'T. 44 00:02:35,223 --> 00:02:38,492 CLIFF, IT'S A MIRACLE. 45 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:42,029 DEAR, WE HAVE FIVE MIRACLES. 46 00:02:42,129 --> 00:02:43,564 SMELL IT. 47 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:46,367 GET OUT OF HERE. 48 00:02:46,467 --> 00:02:49,169 THAT'S NOT THE INTERIOR OF SOME NEW AUTOMOBILE. 49 00:02:50,371 --> 00:02:52,273 YOU KNOW YOU LOVE BABIES. 50 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:53,807 WE'D BRING ONE HOME 51 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:55,576 AND YOU'D SPEND HOURS JUST LOOKING AT IT. 52 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:56,644 Cliff: YEAH. 53 00:02:56,910 --> 00:02:59,513 IT WOULD GRAB YOUR FINGER 54 00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:00,314 AND YOU'D LAUGH. 55 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:06,720 YOU'D SAY, "LOOK, CLAIR, I CAN PUT HER WHOLE FOOT IN MY MOUTH." 56 00:03:08,989 --> 00:03:11,292 BUT YOU COULD ONLY HOLD THAT FOOT IN THERE FOR SO LONG 57 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:15,729 THEN THE TOES START MOVING AND THE FUN IS OVER. 58 00:03:16,163 --> 00:03:17,598 LET'S JUST THINK ABOUT IT. 59 00:03:18,232 --> 00:03:19,066 NO. 60 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:20,701 SUPPOSE I WANT ONE? 61 00:03:20,801 --> 00:03:22,703 YOU CAN TRY HAVING ONE WITHOUT ME. 62 00:03:23,304 --> 00:03:24,838 COME ON, CLIFF. SMELL IT. 63 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:27,575 I DON'T WANT TO SMELL THAT BABY. 64 00:03:27,675 --> 00:03:29,410 LISTEN TO ME, PLEASE. 65 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:31,512 THIS THING IS A TRAP. 66 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:33,914 THIS THING CAN SELL ANYTHING. 67 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:38,752 BUT YOU MUST ALSO REMEMBER THAT THIS GROWS UP. 68 00:03:39,253 --> 00:03:42,490 AND IT GETS HIGH MARKS ON THE I.Q. TEST 69 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:45,259 BUT GETS D's IN SCHOOL. 70 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:51,098 THIS GROWS UP AND TAKES THE CAR DRIVING ALL AROUND THE CITY-- 71 00:03:51,198 --> 00:03:55,536 HAS NO LICENSE, HAS NO DRIVER'S PERMIT-- 72 00:03:55,636 --> 00:03:59,006 COMES BACK AND THEN SAYS, "WHAT DID I DO WRONG?" 73 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:00,674 I'M TELLING YOU 74 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:04,545 THIS IS FALSE ADVERTISING. 75 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:08,148 THIS IS TOTALLY DISHONEST. 76 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,983 YOU DON'T WANT ANOTHER ONE? 77 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:12,820 THERE ARE TIMES-- AND THERE AREN'T MANY-- 78 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:16,324 WHEN I DON'T EVEN WANT THE ONES WE HAVE NOW. 79 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:18,358 NO, NO, NO. 80 00:04:18,726 --> 00:04:19,427 RUDY. 81 00:04:19,527 --> 00:04:21,362 OUR LITTLE RUDY. 82 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:24,231 ONE DAY SHE'LL BE GONE 83 00:04:24,332 --> 00:04:27,134 AND THEN I WILL HAVE MY WIFE BACK. 84 00:04:29,236 --> 00:04:32,506 I'M NOT SURE THIS FEELING WILL GO AWAY. 85 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:35,576 YOU JUST TELL IT TO GO AWAY. 86 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:39,713 I CAN'T, BECAUSE IT'S A VERY DEEP FEELING. 87 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:44,084 SAY TO IT, DEEPLY, "GO AWAY." 88 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:48,155 WE'LL TALK LATER. 89 00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:49,757 RIGHT NOW I'M TAKING THE BABY HOME. 90 00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:50,491 GOOD. 91 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:53,093 AND DON'T YOU COME BACK ANYMORE. 92 00:04:55,696 --> 00:04:56,964 YOU'RE A TROUBLEMAKER. 93 00:04:59,767 --> 00:05:00,534 HEY, DAD. 94 00:05:03,337 --> 00:05:04,705 WHAT DID I DO? 95 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:06,239 YOU USED TO SMELL GOOD. 96 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:15,015 DAD, WHERE'S THE BABY? 97 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:17,084 MOM TOOK THE BABY BACK. 98 00:05:17,184 --> 00:05:18,652 DIDN'T SHE LIKE IT? 99 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:20,488 SHE LIKED IT TOO MUCH. 100 00:05:20,588 --> 00:05:22,022 WHY DID SHE TAKE IT BACK? 101 00:05:22,623 --> 00:05:24,892 BECAUSE IF MOM WANTS A BABY 102 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:27,060 SHE'LL HAVE TO MAKE IT HERSELF. 103 00:05:27,495 --> 00:05:29,863 YOU CAN JUST BRING ONE HOME FROM WORK. 104 00:05:31,098 --> 00:05:32,633 MOM'S HAVING ANOTHER BABY? 105 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:35,168 SHE'S JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. 106 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:36,937 DO WE WANT ANOTHER ONE? 107 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:38,806 I LIKE THE ONE THAT WAS HERE. 108 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:40,974 ANOTHER BABY? 109 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:43,043 LOOK, SHE'S JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. 110 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:45,513 DON'T WE GET A VOTE? 111 00:05:45,613 --> 00:05:47,147 VOTE FOR WHAT? 112 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:48,115 DINNER? 113 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:49,149 I WANT PIZZA. 114 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:51,652 WE'RE NOT VOTING ABOUT DINNER. 115 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:53,153 IS THIS A DICTATORSHIP? 116 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:54,555 WHY ARE WE VOTING? 117 00:05:54,822 --> 00:05:56,457 WE'RE NOT VOTING FOR ANYTHING. 118 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:58,058 IT IS A DICTATORSHIP! 119 00:05:58,492 --> 00:06:01,261 IT'S TOO EARLY TO TALK ABOUT IT. 120 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:02,195 ABOUT WHAT? 121 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:03,631 MOM AND A BABY. 122 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:04,832 MOM'S PREGNANT? 123 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,135 NO, MOM IS NOT PREGNANT. 124 00:06:08,235 --> 00:06:09,302 ( sigh of relief ) 125 00:06:12,239 --> 00:06:14,408 ( mimicking sighs ) 126 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:17,377 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, DENISE? 127 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:20,414 YOU AND MOM ARE GETTING UP THERE. 128 00:06:23,551 --> 00:06:24,985 MEANING WHAT? 129 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:26,286 Theo: SHE MEANS YOU'RE OLD. 130 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:27,855 SHE JUST DOESN'T WANT TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS. 131 00:06:28,689 --> 00:06:29,523 AND YOU DO? 132 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:33,661 I DON'T THINK YOU'RE OLD. 133 00:06:33,761 --> 00:06:36,363 IT'S NOT LIKE I THINK YOU'RE DECREPIT OR ANYTHING 134 00:06:36,464 --> 00:06:38,098 BUT WHEN OLDER PEOPLE HAVE BABIES 135 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:39,467 IT'S KIND OF EMBARRASSING. 136 00:06:43,704 --> 00:06:44,605 THERE ARE PEOPLE-- 137 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:46,640 I HAPPEN TO KNOW-- 138 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:49,977 WHO ARE MUCH OLDER THAN YOUR MOTHER AND I 139 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:51,945 AND THEY HAVE BECOME PARENTS. 140 00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:55,916 NOW IF YOUR MOTHER AND I DECIDE... 141 00:06:58,151 --> 00:06:59,520 TO HAVE A BABY 142 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:02,923 I'M QUITE SURE THAT WE WILL NOT GO 143 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:05,693 INTO THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS. 144 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,096 HEY, THEN WHY DON'T YOU WAIT? 145 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:14,802 WE SHOULD HAVE WAITED WITH YOU. 146 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:19,339 YOUR MOTHER AND I HAVEN'T MADE UP OUR MINDS. 147 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,642 WE JUST DON'T KNOW, OKAY? 148 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:23,977 GOOD. 149 00:07:24,244 --> 00:07:25,278 WHAT'S THAT FOR? 150 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:26,346 NOTHING. 151 00:07:27,414 --> 00:07:30,283 NO, YOU GOT SOME TEENAGE WORDS OF WISDOM TO SPEW OUT? 152 00:07:31,619 --> 00:07:33,787 NOTHING, DADDY-- IT'S YOUR LIFE. 153 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:35,122 JUST DON'T BLOW IT. 154 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:40,894 I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T HOLD BACK. 155 00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:43,163 Clair: I'M HOME. 156 00:07:43,263 --> 00:07:45,232 YOUR MOM IS HERE. 157 00:07:45,332 --> 00:07:48,636 I WANT YOU GUYS TO JUST ACT NORMALLY. 158 00:07:48,736 --> 00:07:49,302 HI. 159 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:50,938 HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! 160 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:08,188 THEY JUST LOVE LOOKING AT YOU, DEAR. 161 00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:09,489 SO DO I. 162 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:10,891 ( whispering: ) GET OUT. 163 00:08:16,296 --> 00:08:19,232 CLIFF, TODAY I SAW THE MOST WONDERFUL THING. 164 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:20,067 LOOK AT THIS. 165 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:20,768 DIAPERS? 166 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:24,171 WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE IMPROVEMENTS. 167 00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:26,339 FIVE YEARS AGO, WE HAD NOTHING LIKE THIS. 168 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:27,507 WATCH THIS. 169 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,611 YOU CAN PULL THIS THING OPEN... 170 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:32,946 AND PEEK INSIDE... 171 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:36,784 AND CLOSE IT BACK UP AGAIN. 172 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:38,485 RIP. SNAP. 173 00:08:41,453 --> 00:08:42,255 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 174 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,299 Cliff: I JUST WANT YOU TO MEET SOMEONE. 175 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:54,702 HELLO, MRS. BURKE. 176 00:08:54,802 --> 00:08:57,404 HAVE YOU GAINED WEIGHT SINCE I WAS GONE? 177 00:08:58,471 --> 00:08:59,740 THIS IS MRS. BURKE. 178 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:00,974 THIS IS MY WIFE, CLAIR. 179 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:02,442 HELLO. NICE TO MEET YOU. 180 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,745 MRS. BURKE IS A REGULAR 181 00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:06,947 AND MRS. BURKE IS 43 YEARS OLD. 182 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,248 PLEASE, DOCTOR. 183 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:10,417 PLEASE, MY WIFE IS UP THERE, TOO. 184 00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:12,052 THANK YOU, CLIFF. 185 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:15,055 I'M OLDER THAN EVERYBODY HERE. 186 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:17,290 WHY DON'T YOU ALL JUST SIT DOWN? 187 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:19,059 NOW, MRS. BURKE 188 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:22,996 WOULD YOU PLEASE TELL MY WIFE HOW MANY CHILDREN YOU HAVE. 189 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:24,131 TWELVE. 190 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,533 Cliff: TWELVE. 191 00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:28,435 AND YOU'RE BACK AGAIN? 192 00:09:28,535 --> 00:09:29,136 YUP. 193 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:30,771 THIRTEEN. 194 00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:33,273 THIRTEEN TIMES. 195 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:35,676 THIRTEEN? YES. 196 00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:37,410 MAY I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 197 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:38,445 OH, SURE. 198 00:09:38,545 --> 00:09:39,613 TAKE YOUR TIME. 199 00:09:41,649 --> 00:09:43,516 FORGIVE ME FOR BEING PERSONAL. 200 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:45,986 BUT WHERE DID YOU GET THAT DRESS? 201 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:49,422 YOU LOOK FANTASTIC IN IT! 202 00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:52,259 WITH 12 CHILDREN-- HOW DO YOU DO IT? 203 00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:54,261 I TAKE CARE OF MYSELF, OF COURSE. 204 00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:56,664 AND THE CHILDREN KEEP ME YOUNG. 205 00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:59,767 THE MORE I HAVE, THE YOUNGER I FEEL. 206 00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:01,869 OKAY, THAT'S IT FOR TODAY. 207 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:03,436 I HAVE A VERY BUSY OFFICE. 208 00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:05,338 DO YOU HAVE TIME FOR COFFEE? 209 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:06,306 I'D LOVE TO. 210 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:08,441 YOU HAVE TO GO TO WORK. 211 00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:10,143 I'LL CALL MY BABY-SITTER. 212 00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:11,411 BABY-SITTERS. 213 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,283 CLIFF, THAT WOMAN... 214 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:17,718 THIRTEEN. 215 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:20,453 SHE LOOKS INCREDIBLE! 216 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:22,222 THERE'S NOT A WRINKLE. SHE'S LAUGHING. 217 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:23,623 SHE'S GOT TO LAUGH. 218 00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:28,328 THAT WOMAN HAS A BASEBALL TEAM WITH FOUR PINCH HITTERS. 219 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:32,432 AN ABSOLUTE INSPIRATION. 220 00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:34,935 MRS. BURKE ONCE HAD FIVE. 221 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:37,838 YOU COULD BE HER EIGHT CHILDREN FROM NOW. 222 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:39,840 I HOPE I LOOK THAT GOOD. 223 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,609 OH, CLIFF, THANKS FOR INTRODUCING US. 224 00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:47,547 IT WAS A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME. 225 00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:56,656 AND SO THE WOLF SAID 226 00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:59,359 "LITTLE PIG, LITTLE PIG. 227 00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:02,896 LET ME IN! LET ME IN!" 228 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:04,464 YOU LIKE THAT VOICE? 229 00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:06,033 NO. 230 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:07,567 WHY? 231 00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:09,903 YOU DID IT DIFFERENT BEFORE. 232 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,671 WELL, THAT WAS A DIFFERENT WOLF. 233 00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:13,206 IT'S THE SAME STORY. 234 00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:15,943 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. 235 00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:19,112 THAT WAS THE WOLF FROM LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD. 236 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:20,814 THE ONE FOR THE LITTLE PIGS 237 00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:23,083 YOU PUT YOUR FINGER ON MY NOSE, REMEMBER? 238 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:25,318 NOW GIVE A LITTLE SQUEEZE. 239 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:26,386 BE GENTLE, NOW. 240 00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:27,620 OKAY, HERE WE GO. 241 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:30,523 "LITTLE PIG, LITTLE PIG. 242 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:32,592 LET ME IN!" 243 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:37,330 ALL RIGHT, LET GO NOW BECAUSE THIS WOLF HAS A COLD. 244 00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:39,132 COULD WE TALK? 245 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:40,333 UH, YEAH. 246 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:41,568 UH, HERE. 247 00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:42,870 WHAT ABOUT THE STORY? 248 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,137 DON'T WORRY. 249 00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:46,039 JUST USE THIS AS A BOOKMARK 250 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,540 AND WE'LL GET BACK TO IT. 251 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,813 AAH! HA, HA. HA, HA. 252 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,215 ALL RIGHT. LAY IT ON ME. 253 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:56,649 IT'S ABOUT THE BABY. 254 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:59,719 UH, YOUR MOTHER AND I MAY NOT HAVE A BABY 255 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:03,390 BUT I CERTAINLY HOPE YOU HAVE SOMETHING WAITING IN RESERVE 256 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:04,691 TO WORRY ABOUT. 257 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:08,896 YEAH, I MEAN, WHAT IF YOU DO HAVE IT? 258 00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:12,132 YOU ARE DETERMINED TO BE UNHAPPY, AREN'T YOU? 259 00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:14,902 MY FRIEND DEIDRE HAS A NEW BABY. 260 00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:16,403 SHE SAYS IT'S HORRIBLE. 261 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,706 IT CRIES FOR NO REASON AT ALL 262 00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:23,210 AND DAD, BABIES DON'T SMELL THAT GOOD ALL THE TIME. 263 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,980 COULDN'T WE FORGET ABOUT A BABY 264 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,415 AND GET A DOG? 265 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,984 I MEAN, DOGS SMELL GREAT! 266 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:33,420 NO, THEY DON'T. 267 00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:36,489 THEY SMELL BETTER THAN BABIES DO. 268 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,491 ONLY TO OTHER DOGS. 269 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:41,228 NOW, COME HERE, PLEASE, DEAR. 270 00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:43,463 NO MATTER WHAT COMES INTO THIS HOUSEELSE 271 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,598 YOU WILL ALWAYS BE LOVED BY US. 272 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,601 I KNOW YOU WORRY, YOU COMPLAIN 273 00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:52,339 YOU SEE PROBLEMS WHERE THERE ARE PROBLEMS WHATSOEVER. 274 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,207 THAT'S THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU. 275 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:55,809 YOU KNOW WHY? 276 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:59,212 YOU ARE OUR VANESSA. UNDERSTAND? 277 00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:00,313 I LOVE YOU, DADDY. 278 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:01,548 THAT MAKES ME FEEL REAL HAPPY. 279 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,783 YES, AND I KNOW THIS FEELING SHALL PASS. 280 00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:07,020 ( doorbell ) 281 00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:08,488 Cliff: WHO'S THAT? 282 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:09,823 I ASKED MAMA TO COME OVER. 283 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:14,227 HI, CLAIR. 284 00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:16,463 CLIFF! 285 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,598 MY FAVORITE MOTHER-IN-LAW. 286 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:21,168 OH, VANESSA. 287 00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:22,802 OH, MY BABY. 288 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:26,706 GIRL, YOU'RE GETTING OLDER EVERY DAY. 289 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,008 DOESN'T EVERYONE? 290 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:28,976 NOT ME. 291 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:31,611 SIT DOWN, MOM. 292 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:35,115 WE'LL TALK IN THE KITCHEN, WOMAN TO WOMAN. 293 00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:36,483 IS YOUR MOTHER HAVING A BABY, TOO? 294 00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:38,718 COME ON, MAMA 295 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:39,552 LET'S GO. 296 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:41,588 CLAIR, WHAT'S THE MATTER? 297 00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:42,189 I DON'T KNOW. 298 00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:44,557 YOU TELL ME. 299 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:47,727 FINISHED MY HOMEWORK, DAD. 300 00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:49,362 YOU READ MY MIND. 301 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,531 YOU READY TO LOSE? 302 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:55,835 I LOVE YOU, MY BOY. 303 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:58,205 BUT PLAY AGAINST ME, YOU BETTER BE READY 304 00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:00,373 TO BURN THOSE SAD SNEAKERS YOU HAVE. 305 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:02,275 HEY, GRANDMA. 306 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,076 HEY, BABY. 307 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:05,512 YOU DON'T SEE US. 308 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,748 YOU THINK YOU SEE US BECAUSE YOU MISS US SO MUCH. 309 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,253 SO WHAT'S GOING ON? 310 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,588 MAMA, YESTERDAY I TOUCHED A BABY. 311 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:16,556 IS THAT ALL? 312 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,392 I MIGHT WANT ANOTHER ONE. 313 00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:21,661 YOU HELD IT, HUH? 314 00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:22,762 UH-HUH. 315 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:23,796 AND YOU SMELLED IT? 316 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:24,664 UH-HUH. 317 00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:25,498 CLIFF? 318 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:26,633 HE WOULDN'T SMELL IT. 319 00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:27,634 SMART. 320 00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:28,969 OH, COME ON. 321 00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:30,803 NOW THIS IS SERIOUS. 322 00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:33,006 I'M NOT AN IMPETUOUS PERSON 323 00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:35,575 BUT WHEN YOU GIVE ME A TINY BABY 324 00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:37,978 AND IT'S SO SOFT AND WARM, AND I HOLD IT... 325 00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:40,380 YOU UNDERSTAND. 326 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,682 YES, IT'S THE TRAP. 327 00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:43,883 YOU, TOO, HUH? 328 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,521 WHEN YOU AND CLIFF GOT MARRIED, WHAT DID I SAY? 329 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:49,722 "HAVE A CHILD." 330 00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,058 WHY? 331 00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:52,025 REVENGE. 332 00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:56,263 IF YOU WANT THE JOY OF CHILDREN WITHOUT THE BOTHER 333 00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:58,265 THERE'S A SIMPLE ANSWER. 334 00:14:58,365 --> 00:14:59,399 GRANDCHILDREN. 335 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:00,633 THEY'RE PERFECT. 336 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,436 IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM, YOU GO HOME. 337 00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:07,941 MAMA, DIDN'T YOU WANT ANY MORE? 338 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,542 NO. 339 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:10,343 WHY? 340 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:12,579 THE OLDER YOU ARE WHEN THEY'RE BORN 341 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,447 THE OLDER YOU ARE WHEN THEY RETURN. 342 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:16,950 THEY DON'T COME BACK. 343 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,319 JOHN AND EDNA MORTON-- 344 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,320 YOU REMEMBER THEM? 345 00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:21,955 THEY HAVE A DAUGHTER YOUR AGE. 346 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,156 SHE CAME BACK. 347 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,658 HER HUSBAND LEFT HER. 348 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:29,029 THREE CHILDREN: 14, 11 AND TWO. 349 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,930 THEY ALL CAME BACK. 350 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,367 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, CLAIR? 351 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:35,902 IF YOU HAVE ONE NOW 352 00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:38,605 BY THE TIME YOU'RE 70, THEY'LL BE BACK! 353 00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:41,008 THAT'S ONE ISOLATED... 354 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:43,243 IRA AND MAXINE DAVENPORT 355 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,478 HAVE A SON 45. 356 00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:46,713 HIS WIFE DIED. 357 00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:51,484 HE COMES HOME BRINGING TWO BOYS, 23 AND 21. 358 00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:54,754 NONE OF THEM ARE WORKING. 359 00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:55,355 OH... 360 00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,325 OKAY, SO THAT'S TWO ISOLATED INCIDENTS. 361 00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:00,627 SIDNEY AND RAMONA HUFNAGLE. 362 00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:04,264 UNMARRIED COMES HOME...DAUGHTER 363 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,299 DO YOU GO AROUND COLLECTING THESE STORIES? 364 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,601 THEY'RE NOT JUST STORIES. THEY HAPPEN. 365 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:09,969 DON'T LET IT HAPPEN TO YOU. 366 00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,141 HOW'S THE FEELING NOW? 367 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:15,675 LESS. 368 00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:19,479 TAKE MY ADVICE: GRANDCHILDREN. 369 00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:20,747 GRANDMA! 370 00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:21,881 HELLO. 371 00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:23,083 SIXTEEN. 372 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,420 YOU'LL HAVE ONE FOR YOUR MAMA, WON'T YOU? 373 00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:28,988 WHAT? 374 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:30,557 A BABY. 375 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:31,691 SURE. 376 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:32,759 Grandmother: PROMISE? 377 00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:34,127 YEAH. 378 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:35,395 WAIT. 379 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,431 CAN I FINISH HIGH SCHOOL FIRST? 380 00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:43,803 COME ON. COME ON. NO, NO. 381 00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,038 NO, NO, NO. 382 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:45,872 DON'T EVEN TRY IT! 383 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,140 YOU BLEW IT AGAIN. 384 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:49,742 ALL RIGHT. 385 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:51,378 Cliff: LOOK OUT. 386 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:57,817 THAT PUTS ME TWO AHEAD, DAD. 387 00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,053 YOU DON'T WANT TO CALL A FOUL? 388 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:03,290 TIRED? 389 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,060 NO, BUT IF YOU NEED REST... 390 00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:11,698 WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, WE PLAYED FROM SUNUP TO SUNDOWN. 391 00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:14,800 WHEN IT GOT DARK, WE CARRIED CANDLES IN OUR HAND. 392 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:18,505 DID YOU GET ENOUGH REST, OR YOU WANT TO TALK SOME MORE? 393 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:21,241 HA, HA, HA, HA. 394 00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:22,541 ALL RIGHT. 395 00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:24,544 YOU BETTER BE ALERT NOW. 396 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:26,279 SO YOU'RE UP BY TWO, RIGHT? 397 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:28,415 I SCORE TWO TO TIE. 398 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:34,854 HEY! 399 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:52,205 YOU'RE NOT GOING FOR THAT ONE? 400 00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:54,741 HUH? 401 00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:56,143 ALL RIGHT. HEY! 402 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:01,914 FOUL! 403 00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:02,649 NO WAY! 404 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,684 FOUL! 405 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:05,452 FOUL. 406 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:06,953 THAT WAS A PLAIN MISS. 407 00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:09,088 FOUL. ALL OVER ME. 408 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:10,757 IT'S A WONDER I CAN GET UP. 409 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,092 HOW COME YOU'RE THE REFEREE? 410 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,662 I'M NOT. JUST GIVE ME THE BALL. 411 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:16,629 IT'S NOT FAIR. 412 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:18,531 TAKE IT UP WITH THE LEAGUE COMMISSIONER, OKAY? 413 00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:20,533 BUT THAT'S YOU, TOO. 414 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,669 GIVE ME THE BALL. 415 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,137 ALL RIGHT. AND NOW 416 00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:28,941 DR. H. HAS TO MAKE THESE TWO FOUL SHOTS TO TIE YOU. 417 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,177 AND SO, HERE WE GO. 418 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:42,355 COULD YOU MOVE IT ALONG? 419 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,191 I'VE GOT SCHOOL IN 12 HOURS. 420 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,334 ONE MORE TO TIE. 421 00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:56,536 JUST SHOOT THE BALL. 422 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:57,604 HEY! 423 00:18:58,371 --> 00:19:00,240 HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH. 424 00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:07,013 AND NOW TO EMBARRASS MY SON, I WILL MAKE IT WITHOUT LOOKING. 425 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,698 NOW... 426 00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:29,736 YOUNG HUXTABLE HAS A CHANCE TO WIN 427 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,070 BECAUSE THIS BASKET 428 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,373 WINS IT ALL. 429 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,542 HOWEVER, THERE'S ONE THING MISSING. 430 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:42,615 HE HAS NEVER BEATEN HIS FATHER IN ALL HIS LIFE EVER! 431 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:44,851 HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH. 432 00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:45,785 SO SERIOUS... 433 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:47,654 DON'T EVEN TRY IT! 434 00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:49,088 DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! 435 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:51,291 YOU... 436 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:55,995 I WON! HEY! 437 00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:59,332 WAAH-HAH! 438 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:01,668 HA, HA, HA! 439 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,471 I WON, DAD! I WON! 440 00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:05,938 I WAS THERE WHEN YOU WON. 441 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,840 I SAW IT. IT'S OKAY. 442 00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:09,409 YOU'VE BEAT ME HUNDREDS OF TIMES. 443 00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:10,209 YES, INDEED. 444 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:11,544 DON'T HELP ME. 445 00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,546 I'LL GET UP MYSELF. 446 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:16,048 LOOK AT IT THIS WAY. 447 00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:17,717 IF YOU HAVE ANOTHER KID NOW 448 00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,085 YOU'D NEVER BEAT HIM ONCE. 449 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:21,821 MOM, GUESS WHAT? 450 00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:24,524 YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL AND TELL EVERYBODY EVERYTHING. 451 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:31,664 CLAIR. 452 00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:38,170 CLAIR! 453 00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:56,289 CLAIR! 454 00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:01,661 OOPS. 455 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:04,664 YOU CAN'T SLEEP, HUH? 456 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,034 NEITHER CAN I. 457 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,803 SEE, THERE'S SOMETHING I GOT TO TELL YOU. 458 00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:11,904 CLAIR... 459 00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,007 I'M OLD, CLAIR. 460 00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:20,980 AND CLAIR, SO ARE YOU. 461 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,382 YOU'RE OLD, TOO. 462 00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:25,084 WHAT? 463 00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:26,686 I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU THAT. 464 00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:28,355 OH, CLIFF. 465 00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:31,358 YOU DIDN'T WAKE ME UP AT THREE O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING 466 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,025 TO TELL ME I'M OLD? 467 00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:36,162 I'VE KNOWN ABOUT IT FOR HOURS 468 00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:39,532 SINCE THEO BEAT ME AT BASKETBALL. 469 00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:42,234 I TRIED TO PROTECT YOU AS LONG AS I COULD. 470 00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:44,671 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 471 00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:48,140 WELL, I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS BABY. 472 00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:49,809 I MEAN 473 00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:51,744 WHEN WE HAD OUR FIRST CHILD 474 00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:53,179 WE HAD OUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF US. 475 00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:57,216 IF WE HAD ONE NOW 476 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,952 BY THE TIME THAT CHILD LEAVES HOME 477 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,522 WE WILL BE READY TO GO TO ONE. 478 00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:05,792 CLIFF... 479 00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:11,230 YOU KNOW THIS FEELING I'VE BEEN HAVING? 480 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:15,402 LISTEN, DON'T YOU REMEMBER HOW WHEN WE WERE YOUNG 481 00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:19,439 WE PLANNED AHEAD AND SAID WE WERE GOING TO GO PLACES-- 482 00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:22,975 WE WOULD TAKE CRUISES AROUND THE WORLD. 483 00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:26,413 WE WERE GOING TO GO TO CAIRO AND SEE THE PYRAMIDS. 484 00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:28,314 IF WE HAVE ANOTHER CHILD, BY THE TIME WE GET THERE 485 00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:31,418 THE PYRAMIDS WILL BE TOO SMALL FOR OUR EYES. 486 00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:35,254 IT'S A VERY DEEP AND URGENT FEELING. 487 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:38,725 BUT WE SAID WE WERE GOING TO GO TO PARIS 488 00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:42,595 WE WERE GOING STROLLING ON THE CHAMPS ELYSEES 489 00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:46,899 AND I'M TELLING YOU, IF WE WAIT, WE'LL BE TOO OLD TO STROLL. 490 00:22:48,668 --> 00:22:50,069 IT'S JUST A FEELING. 491 00:22:50,169 --> 00:22:52,338 LIKE ALL FEELINGS, IT WILL FADE. 492 00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:54,474 WE WERE GOING TO GO TO ROME... 493 00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:55,975 IT WILL FADE? 494 00:22:56,509 --> 00:22:59,245 I'VE DECIDED I DON'T WANT ANOTHER BABY. 495 00:22:59,345 --> 00:23:00,046 REALLY? 496 00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:01,781 I THOUGHT I DID 497 00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:04,551 BECAUSE I THOUGHT HAVING ANOTHER CHILD 498 00:23:04,651 --> 00:23:05,752 WOULD MAKE MY LIFE BETTER. 499 00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:07,987 THEN I THOUGHT, "BETTER THAN WHAT?" 500 00:23:08,087 --> 00:23:09,556 MY LIFE'S ALREADY PERFECT. 501 00:23:09,656 --> 00:23:12,024 I'VE GOT A GREAT JOB, A WONDERFUL FAMILY 502 00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:13,693 AND A LOVING HUSBAND. 503 00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:15,995 MMM, CLAIR... 504 00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:18,197 WHO THINKS I'M OLD. 505 00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:20,299 I JUST SAID THAT TO GET YOUR ATTENTION. 506 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:21,901 YES, YOU DID SAY THAT. 507 00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:23,369 NO... 508 00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:24,904 ARE YOU OLD? 509 00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:25,772 WELL, NO. 510 00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:27,039 THEO CHEATS. 511 00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:30,276 THEO CHEATS? 512 00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:32,344 WELL, HE IMPROVES WHEN I'M NOT LOOKING. 513 00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:36,983 SO WHEN DO WE START OUR TRAVELS? 514 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:44,256 WELL, I FIGURE RUDY WILL ENTER COLLEGE IN 13 YEARS 515 00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:46,726 AND WE CAN START THE DAY AFTER. 516 00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:51,664 GOOD NIGHT, CLIFF. 517 00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:52,565 GOOD NIGHT, DEAR. 518 00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:11,250 Captioning Made Possible By 519 00:24:11,350 --> 00:24:14,186 THE METROPOLITAN LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY 520 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:18,190 Captioned By The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation 33672

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