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THE METROPOLITAN
LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY
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Rudy:
VANESSA!
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VANESSA!
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( angrily )
VANESSA!
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Vanessa:
MOM, TELL RUDY
TO STOP SAYING MY NAME!
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CLIFF?
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SHE SAID, "MOM," DEAR,
NOT "DAD."
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THAT'S WHY THEY HAVE
DIFFERENT NAMES FOR US--
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SO THEY CAN GET WHO THEY WANT.
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BUT I'M DOING OUR BOOKS.
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I'LL DO THEM.
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YOU? YOU HATE DOING BOOKS.
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WHEN I SEE THE JOY YOU GET
FROM DOING THEM
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I WANT TO DO BOOKS, TOO.
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VANESSA!
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Vanessa:
MOM!
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* CLAIR.
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CLIFF.
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SHOULD I DESTROY
THEM NOW?
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DO SOMETHING.
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RUDY?!
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YES?!
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THIS IS YOUR FATHER TALKING.
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GET DOWN ON
YOUR HANDS AND KNEES.
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NOW PUT YOUR EAR TO THE FLOOR.
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CAN YOU HEAR ME?
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Rudy:
YES!
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ALL RIGHT. I'M GOING
TO SAY THIS ONLY ONE TIME:
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STOP IT!
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THE SECRET TO HANDLING RUDY
IS JUST IGNORE HER.
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AFTER THAT,
YOUR LIFE BECOMES FREE.
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SPOKEN LIKE A PERSON
WITH NO CHILDREN.
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LISTEN.
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Cliff:
HMM?
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IT'S QUIET.
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DAD HAS SPOKEN.
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THERE WILL BE PEACE
IN THE VALLEY.
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Rudy:
VANESSA!
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Vanessa:
MOM!
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DAD'S OFF THE COUCH.
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HE'S MOVING IN...
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LOOK OUT!
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DAA!
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HA, HA, HA, HA!
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NOW WHERE
ARE YOU GOING?
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TO THE BATHROOM.
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I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE TO GO.
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WHAT IF YOU'RE WRONG?
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THEN THE THREE OF US WILL
SOON FIND OUT, WON'T WE?
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YOU ARE BOTHERING
THE PRINCESS VANESSA
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AREN'T YOU?
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NO, DADDY.
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IS IT YOUR VOICE THAT I HEAR
THAT'S SAYING, "VANESSA"?
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YES.
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IS IT YOUR THROAT
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THAT'S ALLOWING YOUR VOICE
TO SAY, "VANESSA"?
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YES.
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IS IT YOUR BRAIN
THAT TELLS YOUR THROAT
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TO LET THE VOICE SAY, "VANESSA"?
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YES.
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THEN YOU ARE
BOTHERING VANESSA.
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NO, SHE'S BOTHERING ME.
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HOW?
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BY NOT ANSWERING
WHEN I SAY, "VANESSA."
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I'M TRYING TO
DO MY HOMEWORK
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AND SHE'S
BOTHERING ME.
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I UNDERSTAND THAT.
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I'M GOING TO
SEPARATE YOU TWO
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AND YOU'LL HAVE THE ROOM
TO YOURSELF.
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DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
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OKAY?
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OKAY.
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NOW, LISTEN.
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YOU KNOW YOU LOVE TO PLAY
IN MOM AND DAD'S ROOM.
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DAD'S GOT
A BIGGIE
FOR YOU.
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YOU CAN PLAY IN OUR ROOM
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UNTIL DAD
COMES TO GET YOU, OKAY?
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OH, BOY!
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THERE ARE CERTAIN
THINGS IN THERE
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DAD DOESN'T WANT YOU TO TOUCH.
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CAN I TOUCH THE TV?
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YES.
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THAT'S ALL I CARE ABOUT.
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HEY!
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HI, MOM.
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HI.
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HEY, DAD.
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HEY! WHAT TIME
DOES SCHOOL LET OUT?
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3:00.
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Cliff:
HEY!
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WHAT TIME IS IT?
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5:00.
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HEY.
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WANT TO TALK ABOUT
TWO MISSING HOURS?
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I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL.
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TELL ME, EVEN IF IT
INVOLVES A LIQUOR STORE.
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I'VE BEEN GOING
TO FOOTBALL TRYOUTS.
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TODAY I FOUND OUT
I MADE THE TEAM.
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SEE,
LOOK--
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HERE'S SOME
OF OUR PLAYS.
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ME AND THE GUYS DECIDED TO GO
FOR FOOTBALL AND GOOF AROUND.
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BUT THE FIRST DAY,
SAMMY AND MOUTH GOT CUT.
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THE NEXT DAY, JOEL
AND COCKROACH GOT BOUNCED.
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WHO?
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COCKROACH.
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I FIGURED I'D BE NEXT,
SO I DIDN'T TELL YOU.
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BUT THEY
NEVER CUT ME.
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THEY KEPT ME.
I'M ON THE TEAM.
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GET OUT OF HERE.
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REALLY!
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IT'S THE
"THIRTY-ONE SWEEP."
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I RAN THIS
IN COLLEGE.
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BACK WHEN THEY
DIDN'T WEAR FACE MASKS.
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IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR NOSE?
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( giggle )
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A SMALL PRICE TO PAY
FOR A FIRST DOWN.
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IT'S OKAY
IF I PLAY?
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THIS WON'T INTERFERE
WITH SCHOOLWORK?
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MOM, I'M GOING TO WORK
REAL HARD... AT EVERYTHING.
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ALL RIGHT.
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YOU'D BETTER
DO YOUR HOMEWORK.
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RIGHT, DAD.
NO PROBLEM.
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HAPPY?
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MY BOY.
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MY... SON.
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FOOTBALL.
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FOOTBALL.
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MY SON. MY BOY.
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IN THE STANDS:
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"IS THAT YOUR SON?"
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"YES, THAT'S MY BOY."
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"IS HE THE ONE RUNNING DOWN
THE FIELD FOR THE TOUCHDOWN
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WITH THE NAME HUXTABLE
ON THE BACK?"
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"THAT'S MY SON.
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"I WOULD HAVE DONE IT MYSELF,
BUT I'M TOO OLD NOW
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SO I PASSED THE BUSINESS
ON TO HIM."
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HUXTABLE AND SON.
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YES,
INDEED.
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GO TO DINNERS:
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"AND THE ATHLETE OF THE
CENTURY: YOUNG HUXTABLE.
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"SITTING NEXT TO HIM WAS
THE ATHLETE OF THE OLD CENTURY
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OLD HUXTABLE."
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MY SON.
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I'M TELLING YOU,
MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED
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AND THE CIRCLE
WILL NOT BE BROKEN.
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THIS MAY
BE IMPOSSIBLE
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BUT DO YOU THINK
YOU CAN CALM DOWN?
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CALM? SURE. PERFECTLY CALM.
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CLIFF, YOUR EYES ARE DANCING.
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ARE THEY?
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MM-HMM.
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LET ME SEE.
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THEY ARE.
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YES, THEY ARE.
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THEY ARE DANCING!
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SIT DOWN.
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NO. DO ME A FAVOR.
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SAY IT AGAIN.
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I WANT TO
SEE THEM DANCE.
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SAY IT!
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FOOTBALL.
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THERE THEY GO!
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OKAY, NOW,
WHO IS THIS?
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YOU. AGAIN.
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WELL, AT LEAST
YOU COULD LOOK...
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YOU KNOW. ALL RIGHT
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HERE WE GO:
THE GROVERTON
GAME. 1958.
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BACKFIELD OF
HARRY JEFFERSON
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DON CONSUL, TOBY
WILSON AND ME.
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WE ARE DOWN
BY SIX POINTS
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800,000 PEOPLE
IN THE STANDS
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THREE SECONDS
LEFT TO GO
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OUR BALL ON
THEIR TWO-YARD LINE
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AND WHO
DID THEY GO TO?
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TOBY WILSON.
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RIGHT! AND WE LOST!
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SHOULD HAVE GONE TO YOU.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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WHEN WE WENT
TO THE CLASS REUNION
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PEOPLE DIDN'T SAY
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"HOW YOU DOING?
YOU LOOK WONDERFUL."
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FIRST THING OUT OF
THEIR MOUTHS WAS
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"THEY SHOULD HAVE
GONE TO YOU."
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FOR THE PAST
TWO HOURS
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IT'S BEEN
FOOTBALL NON-STOP.
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THEO'S HALF MINE.
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I MIGHT HAVE PLANS FOR HIM.
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LIKE WHAT?
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LIKE FOLLOW IN MYFOOTSTEPS
AND BECOME A LAWYER.
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NO BETTER WAY TO PREPARE
FOR LAW THAN FOOTBALL.
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WAIT A MINUTE. TIME OUT.
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WHAT I'M SAYING IS
LIKE ME IN MED SCHOOL.
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NOW, FINAL EXAMS
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PEOPLE ARE RUNNING
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UP AND DOWN THE HALLWAY
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JUMPING OUT OF WINDOWS,
SETTING THEMSELVES ON FIRE
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"OH, MY GOODNESS, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M GOING TO DO."
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ME, I'M DANCING IN THE HALLWAYS
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SAYING, "POUR IT ON.
GIVE ME TOUGHER EXAMS.
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WHAT? IS THIS THE BEST
YOU CAN HAND ME?"
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PEOPLE
SAID
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"YOU'RE NOT SCARED?"
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I SAID, "NO."
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THEY SAID, "WHY?"
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I SAID, "FOOTBALL."
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I READ AN ARTICLE
ABOUT TEENAGE BOYS AND FOOTBALL.
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KNOW WHAT THEY SAID
THEIR BIGGEST PROBLEM IS?
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NAUGHTY CHEERLEADERS ON THE BUS.
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NO.
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FATHERS.
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SURPRISE, SURPRISE.
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I MEAN IT.
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THE FATHERS EXPECT SO MUCH
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THEY TAKE THE FUN
OUT OF PLAYING.
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LOOK, I AM NOT GOING
TO PUT PRESSURE ON THE BOY.
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IF HE'S GOOD, GREAT.
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IF HE'S BAD...
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BUT IF HE QUITS, HE'S DEAD.
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DAD.
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MY BOY.
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00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:35,268
CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME
FOOTBALL POINTERS?
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SON, I'LL BE HAPPY
TO TEACH YOU ALL I KNOW.
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CLIFF.
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OF COURSE,
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.
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AFTER DINNER.
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ABOUT THE GAME
OF FOOTBALL.
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IS RUDY COMING?
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I HAVEN'T SEEN HER.
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I FORGOT. I LEFT HER
UP IN THE ROOM.
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HUH?
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READY!
THIRTY-FIVE! HUT!
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PLAY!
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Cliff:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
I FORGOT ABOUT YOU?
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IT'S ONLY BEEN
A FEW HOURS.
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NOBODY LIKES ME.
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
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EVERYBODY'S
WAITING FOR YOU.
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VANESSA REFUSED TO EAT
UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP.
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GREAT DINNER,
MOM.
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IT WAS
DELICIOUS.
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ALL RIGHT, THEN
JUST THE TWO OF US
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WILL SIT DOWN AND
HAVE A LOVELY DINNER.
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I DON'T EAT WITH FIBBERS!
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I'LL GET HER.
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WELL, THE FIBBER WILL
JUST HAVE TO EAT ALONE.
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ARE YOU REALLY
GOING TO WEAR THAT?
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THIS IS A REAL
FOOTBALL UNIFORM--
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THE KIND THAT MEN WORE.
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THIS IS ALL THE PROTECTION
WE NEEDED.
251
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:17,137
TELL HIM HOW YOU WERE
CARRIED OFF THE FIELD.
252
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:22,142
ONLY TO GET YOUR ATTENTION.
253
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,444
MY BOY, YOU ARE ABOUT
TO BECOME A PART
254
00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:27,114
OF THE HUXTABLE
TRADITION.
255
00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:30,583
STARTING WITH
YOUR GREAT GREAT
GRANDFATHER--
256
00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:34,154
GENERAL
THEO HUXTABLE.
257
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,489
MY GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER
WAS A GENERAL?
258
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:40,393
NO, THAT WAS HIS NICKNAME.
259
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:41,728
GENERAL?
260
00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:44,531
HE GAVE IT TO HIMSELF
BECAUSE HE WAS A BIG MAN
261
00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:45,933
AND A MAN THAT SIZE
262
00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:51,571
WHEN HE SAID, "CALL ME GENERAL"
EVERYBODY SAID, "OKAY."
263
00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:52,672
SO HERE WE GO.
264
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,474
HEY, THAT'S
REAL INTERESTING.
265
00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:55,876
TELL ME MORE.
266
00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:58,211
NO, WE DON'T HAVE TIME.
267
00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,013
WE HAVE TO GET OUT THERE.
268
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,748
HERE WE GO!
269
00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:04,351
HUT TWO!
270
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:05,185
NO, DON'T
RUB IT.
271
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,855
THAT'S THE CALCIUM DEPOSIT
BUILDING UP.
272
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:08,788
PLAY BALL!
273
00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:11,591
HUT! HUT! HUT!
274
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:13,160
( groan )
275
00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:15,695
MOVE THE FEET!
MOVE THE FEET!
276
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:20,267
GENERAL, I'M SENDING YOU ONE.
277
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:38,318
POOR LITTLE THING
LOOKS SO SAD.
278
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:41,188
IGNORE HER-- SHE JUST
WANTS SOME ATTENTION.
279
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:43,523
AT LEAST SHE'S NOT
BITING PEOPLE.
280
00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:44,524
WHO BIT
PEOPLE?
281
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:45,125
YOU.
282
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:46,126
I DIDN'T.
283
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:47,360
WHAT'S THIS?
284
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:48,128
AN ARM.
285
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:49,262
TEETH MARKS.
286
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:53,000
EVERYONE IN THIS
FAMILY HAS A SET.
287
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:53,867
MOM?
288
00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:55,936
ANKLE.
289
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:57,670
LET ME SEE.
290
00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:58,705
RUDY NEEDS HELP NOW
291
00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:00,473
AND I THINK
I HAVE AN ANSWER.
292
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:05,778
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO BAKE COOKIES?
293
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,380
NAH.
294
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,715
HOW ABOUT GINGERBREAD?
295
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,450
GINGERBREAD? YUM!
296
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:11,784
OH, GREAT!
GREAT!
297
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,753
WE'LL MAKE THIS
A FAMILY PROJECT--
298
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:17,157
THE HUXTABLE WOMEN
BAKING GINGERBREAD
TOGETHER.
299
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:20,360
MOM, SORRY.
I'VE GOT TONS
OF HOMEWORK.
300
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:21,061
OH, REALLY?
301
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:21,962
YEAH.
302
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,631
WHEN DID YOU BECOME
SUCH A GREAT SCHOLAR?
303
00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:27,367
LET ME QUOTE OMAR KHAYAM:
304
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:30,437
"CULTIVATE THE YOUTHFUL MIND
305
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,672
"AND AS THE TREE GROWS
FROM THE SAPLING
306
00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:36,143
THREEFOLD IT WILL YIELD
ITS PRECIOUS FRUIT."
307
00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:39,379
BULL.
308
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:42,882
ANOTHER GREAT MIND
LOST TO THE WORLD.
309
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,417
WHO KNOWS
WHERE THE FLOUR IS?
310
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:45,518
ME!
311
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,387
OKAY, HONEY,
GO GET IT.
312
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,189
MISTAKE
NUMBER ONE.
313
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:50,523
VANESSA!
314
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:51,324
COME ON NOW.
315
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:52,792
WE'VE GOT TO GIVE
HER A FAIR CHANCE.
316
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,262
MISTAKE
NUMBER TWO.
317
00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:56,663
IS THIS IT?
318
00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:58,465
YEAH-- DO WE
HAVE ENOUGH?
319
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:04,637
I'LL CHECK.
320
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,806
MISTAKE
NUMBER THREE.
321
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,841
LEAVE HER
ALONE. SHE'S
JUST A BABY.
322
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,443
I'M NOT A BABY.
323
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:11,778
THERE SHE GOES AGAIN.
324
00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:15,782
I HOPE YOU TWO ARE
PROUD OF YOURSELVES.
325
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:17,584
LOOK AT THIS MESS.
326
00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,152
YOU THINK WE SHOULD
CLEAN IT UP?
327
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,955
NO, I THINK WE SHOULD
DANCE ON IT.
328
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:24,791
REALLY?
329
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:28,962
RUDY?
330
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:33,700
RUDY, PLEASE
TALK TO ME.
331
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:39,606
I COULD COME IN,
IF YOU LIKE.
332
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:49,149
HI.
333
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:52,285
YOU KNOW, RUDY,
YOU'VE REALLY GOT IT ROUGH.
334
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:55,022
YOU'RE THE YOUNGEST
IN THE FAMILY
335
00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:56,756
AND NOBODY WANTS
TO PLAY WITH YOU.
336
00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:59,626
THEY TEASE
YOU.
337
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:03,430
YOU WONDER IF THERE'S
ANYTHING WORSE THAN BEING FIVE.
338
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:04,664
THERE IS--
339
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:06,799
FOUR.
340
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:08,301
FIVE IS BETTER THAN FOUR?
341
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,337
YES. THEY'RE BABIES.
342
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,272
SO BE PROUD OF BEING FIVE--
343
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:15,808
LIKE "YAY, FIVE."
344
00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:18,945
THINK OF ALL THE THINGS
FIVE-YEAR-OLDS CAN DO.
345
00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:21,081
YOU CAN TIE YOUR
OWN SHOELACES.
346
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:23,283
YOU CAN DIAL
THE PHONE...
347
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,252
GO TO
KINDERGARTEN.
348
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,387
LAST YEAR YOU COULDN'T DO THAT.
349
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:30,790
BECAUSE I WAS NOTHING.
350
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:32,792
NO, YOU WERE NEVER NOTHING.
351
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:34,727
YOU JUST WEREN'T FIVE.
352
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,463
I'M FIVE NOW.
353
00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:39,166
AND YOU CAN DO THINGS
YOU COULDN'T DO BEFORE.
354
00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:40,900
WHAT ABOUT THAT?
355
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,970
YAY, FIVE.
356
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:46,273
YAY, FIVE.
357
00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:48,808
MOMMY, HOW OLD ARE YOU?
358
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:49,976
OLD.
359
00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:56,183
YAY, OLD.
360
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,355
ALL RIGHT,
JUST REMEMBER--
361
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,757
KEEP YOUR CENTER
OF GRAVITY LOW
362
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,226
SHOULDERS SQUARE.
363
00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:08,861
GOT IT, DAD.
YOU'VE GOT IT.
364
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:11,330
TAKE A SHOWER.
365
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:14,733
DAD, YOU REALLY SHOWED ME
A LOT OUT THERE.
366
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:19,239
YOU'VE GOT SOME GREAT MOVES
FOR A GUY YOUR AGE.
367
00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:21,674
I FIGURE I WON'T
COMPLETELY FALL APART
368
00:17:21,773 --> 00:17:24,810
UNTIL NEXT WEEK SOMETIME.
369
00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:31,351
HOW DOES HE LOOK?
370
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:36,356
CLIFF, YOUR EYES.
371
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:41,628
I DON'T THINK THEY'RE
GOING TO DANCE FOR A WHILE.
372
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,029
TELL ME ABOUT IT.
373
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:47,934
I WENT OUT THERE
WITH NO PRECONCEIVED IDEAS.
374
00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:49,302
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
375
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:53,740
I JUST WANTED TO SEE
WHAT THE BOY HAS.
376
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,976
THE BOY HAS NOTHING.
377
00:17:58,445 --> 00:17:59,646
HE MADE THE TEAM.
378
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:03,783
THERE ARE 45 PEOPLE
ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM.
379
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:05,952
ONLY 22 OF THEM
GET TO PLAY.
380
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:10,390
THE OTHER 23 ARE TO KEEP THE
BENCH FROM FLYING UP IN THE AIR
381
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:13,393
WHEN THE REAL PLAYERS
GO OUT THERE.
382
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:15,061
START FROM THE BEGINNING.
383
00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:16,963
WE GET OUT TO THE FIELD.
384
00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:19,166
THE BOY SNATCHES
THE BALL FROM ME
385
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:22,869
RUNS DOWN TO THE END ZONE,
SPIKES THE BALL
386
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:28,241
AND THEN STARTS
TO DO SOME KIND OF DANCE.
387
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,310
FOR 20 MINUTES HE DANCED.
388
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:34,714
I THOUGHT RAIN
WAS GOING TO FALL.
389
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:37,417
THEN THE BOY COMES RUNNING BACK
390
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:43,089
AND SAYS TO ME, "HOW DO YOU LIKE
MY DANCE FOR AFTER I SCORE?"
391
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:45,158
I SAID, "GREAT!"
392
00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:49,929
THE BOY IS NOT GOING TO SCORE.
393
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:54,934
HE MUST HAVE SOME SKILLS.
394
00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:57,804
I THREW THE BALL TO HIM,
HE CAUGHT IT.
395
00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:58,938
THERE YOU GO.
396
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:00,840
NO-- I SAID,
"SON, IT'S BETTER
397
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:04,677
TO CATCH THE BALL
BEFORE IT HITS YOUR FACE."
398
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:06,946
OKAY, SO HE'S NOT A RECEIVER.
399
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:09,449
I SAID, "OKAY, PUNT."
400
00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:11,117
HE TOOK THE BALL, KICKED IT.
401
00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:14,654
THE BALL WENT BACKWARDS.
402
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:17,190
IN ORDER FOR HIM
TO KICK IN THE GAME
403
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,759
THEY CENTER THE BALL TO HIM,
HE CATCHES IT
404
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:27,334
TURNS AROUND,
THEN HE KICKS THE BALL.
405
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:31,938
I SEE YOU SHAKING YOUR HEAD,
SAYING "FOOTBALL FATHER."
406
00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:32,705
YOU'RE NOT ONE?
407
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:33,273
NO.
408
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:36,042
AHA.
AHA WHAT?
409
00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:39,846
THE FIRST SIGN OF BEING ONE
IS DENIAL.
410
00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:42,014
I KNOW WHAT
A FOOTBALL FATHER IS.
411
00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:48,187
I'M TELLING YOU THAT RIGHT NOW,
THEO IS TERRIBLE.
412
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:52,091
HE'S 13 AND IF YOU TELL
HIM THAT, IT WILL DESTROY HIM.
413
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,561
I DIDN'T TELL HIM.
414
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:58,097
I'M TELLING YOU.
415
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,867
IS HE REALLY THAT BAD?
416
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:03,803
WORSE.
417
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:04,737
DAD?
418
00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:09,942
YES, THEO, MY BOY.
419
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:13,780
I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT
THE HUXTABLE FOOTBALL TRADITION.
420
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:17,650
IS THERE ROOM IN IT
FOR A GUY WHO'S NOT A STAR?
421
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,051
SURE.
422
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:22,822
I MIGHT NOT GET
MUCH PLAYING TIME AT ALL--
423
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,791
LIKE MAYBE NONE.
424
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:28,828
WHATEVER YOU DO, WE'LL BE
IN THE STANDS CHEERING YOU ON.
425
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:29,796
THANKS, MOM.
426
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,799
YOU, TOO, DAD?
427
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:37,837
WHAT WAS THE QUESTION?
428
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:39,806
WILL YOU BE CHEERING?
429
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:44,511
OH, I'LL HAVE YOUR MOTHER
ON MY SHOULDERS.
430
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:46,946
I'VE GOT A LOT TO LEARN, HUH?
431
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:52,652
WELL, YOU KNOW,
YOU HAVE YOUR DANCE DOWN PAT.
432
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,887
YOU'VE GOT THAT COVERED.
433
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:57,624
NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS LEARN THE SKILLS
434
00:20:57,724 --> 00:21:00,159
THAT WILL PUT YOU
INTO THE END ZONE
435
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:03,563
SO YOU CAN DO
YOUR WONDERFUL DANCE.
436
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:04,931
THAT COULD TAKE WEEKS.
437
00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:06,999
YEARS.
438
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,068
YEARS?!
439
00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:10,670
NOT RE YEARS.
440
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:17,444
I MEAN, YOU PLAY
IN THE FALL ONLY.
441
00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:20,012
THE QUESTION YOU HAVE
TO ASK YOURSELF IS:
442
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,148
IS IT WORTH IT?
443
00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:24,584
I'M JUST HAPPY
TO BE ON THE TEAM.
444
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,185
REALLY?
445
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:29,656
WHEN WE'RE PRACTICING,
KIDS COME AROUND AND WATCH.
446
00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:33,125
THEY CAN'T COME ON THE FIELD
BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT ON THE TEAM.
447
00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:40,066
I MAY NEVER MAKE FIRST STRING,
BUT I'M ON THE FIELD.
448
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:41,768
OKAY.
449
00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:46,005
BUT YOU BETTER KEEP
THAT BENCH FROM FLYING UP.
450
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:46,673
WHAT?
451
00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:48,174
NO, I'M DEAD SERIOUS.
452
00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:49,709
WHEN THAT TEAM RUNS OUT THERE
453
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:53,646
YOU LET THAT BENCH FLY UP
AND HIT SOMEBODY IN THE HEAD
454
00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:57,149
I'LL COME DOWN THERE, BOY...
455
00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:59,452
MOM, WHAT'S HE
TALKING ABOUT?
456
00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:04,256
LISTEN, SHOW MOM
THE DANCE THAT YOU...
457
00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:10,830
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU...
458
00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:33,285
THERE IT IS--
THE GROVERTON GAME
459
00:22:33,386 --> 00:22:35,655
AND I STILL
CANNOT UNDERSTAND
460
00:22:35,755 --> 00:22:38,791
WHY THEY DIDN'T
GO TO ME.
461
00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:40,460
I THINK I CAN.
462
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:42,028
YOU'RE KIDDING.
WHY?
463
00:22:42,128 --> 00:22:44,263
FIVE MINUTES
LEFT ON THE CLOCK
464
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,798
AND YOUR TEAM HAS THE BALL.
465
00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:50,136
THEY HAND IT TO SOMEONE
WHO BREAKS THROUGH THE LINE.
466
00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:51,571
HE GETS HIT.
467
00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:53,305
BUT THAT
DOESN'T STOP HIM
468
00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:56,175
BECAUSE HE'S
GOT SOME MOVES.
469
00:22:56,275 --> 00:23:00,580
HE'S SPINNING BY THE TACKLERS,
LEAPING OVER THE LINEBACKERS.
470
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,883
I WON'T SAY
WHO THE SOMEONE IS.
471
00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:04,651
NO.
472
00:23:04,751 --> 00:23:06,753
BUT THE SOMEONE IS IN THIS ROOM.
473
00:23:06,853 --> 00:23:08,621
IN THIS ROOM?
474
00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:11,758
NOW, THERE IS NO ONE BETWEEN
THE SOMEONE AND THE GOAL LINE
475
00:23:11,858 --> 00:23:14,093
AND AS HE'S RACING
DOWN THE FIELD
476
00:23:14,193 --> 00:23:17,797
HE TURNS TO LOOK AT HIS FIANCEE.
477
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:21,300
HE HOLDS THE BALL UP
AND WAVES TO HER.
478
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,903
WHAT A MAN.
479
00:23:24,003 --> 00:23:26,773
AS HE BRINGS THE BALL DOWN,
HIS KNEE COMES UP
480
00:23:26,873 --> 00:23:28,040
KNOCKS THE BALL BACKWARDS
481
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:29,709
INTO THE HANDS
OF THE GROVERTON TACKLER
482
00:23:29,809 --> 00:23:33,446
WHO RUNS IN THE OPPOSITE
DIRECTION AND SCORES.
483
00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:35,448
NOW, WHO DID THAT?
484
00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:38,518
TOBY WILSON.
485
00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:39,852
HE'S NOT HERE.
486
00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:41,854
CLAIR HUXTABLE.
487
00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:43,422
NO.
488
00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:46,859
I WAS JUST TRYING TO SHOW YOU
THAT I LOVED YOU.
489
00:23:46,959 --> 00:23:49,962
YOU WERE SHOWING OFF.
490
00:23:50,062 --> 00:23:51,964
IT WILL BE A COLD DAY
491
00:23:52,064 --> 00:23:57,003
THE NEXT TIME I WAVE
ANYTHING AT YOU...
492
00:23:57,103 --> 00:24:00,272
MISS THING.
493
00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:12,018
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494
00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:14,721
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495
00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:17,389
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