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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:12,012 Captioning Made Possible By 2 00:00:12,113 --> 00:00:14,848 THE METROPOLITAN LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY 3 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:53,254 RUDY, COME ON! 4 00:00:53,354 --> 00:00:54,188 YOU'LL MAKE US LATE. 5 00:00:55,623 --> 00:00:59,093 BYE, RUDY. I'LL MISS YOU. 6 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:01,362 SHOULD I GO TO THE OFFICE WITH YOU? 7 00:01:01,462 --> 00:01:03,664 YOU GO TO SCHOOL. I'LL GO TO THE OFFICE. 8 00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:05,199 YOU'RE SURE YOU'LL BE OKAY? 9 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:07,468 I'LL MAKE IT. 10 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:11,905 YOU KNOW, I WORRY ABOUT YOU SOMETIMES. 11 00:01:12,005 --> 00:01:12,706 BYE, BABY. 12 00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:14,242 I'LL SEE YOU LATER THIS AFTERNOON. 13 00:01:24,152 --> 00:01:25,453 RUDY! 14 00:01:25,553 --> 00:01:26,887 RUDY! 15 00:01:26,987 --> 00:01:29,590 RUDY, YOUR LUNCH! 16 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:31,024 RUDY! 17 00:01:37,198 --> 00:01:38,866 SOMEBODY MUST HAVE RUN OUTSIDE NAKED. 18 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:44,372 ( door rattling ) 19 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:51,479 CLAIR, YOU FORGOT YOUR BRIEFCASE! 20 00:01:51,579 --> 00:01:53,881 I KNOW PEOPLE WHO FORGOT THEIR BRIEFCASES 21 00:01:53,981 --> 00:01:55,149 AND STILL LIVED NORMAL LIVES. 22 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,385 DOES THIS MAKE SENSE? 23 00:01:57,485 --> 00:01:59,220 A WOMAN GRADUATES FROM LAW SCHOOL 24 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:02,356 SO SHE CAN RUN TWO BLOCKS TO CHASE A CHILD 25 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:05,493 WHO SAYS SHE DOESN'T LIKE HER SANDWICH. 26 00:02:05,993 --> 00:02:08,095 WHAT KIND DID YOU MAKE? 27 00:02:08,196 --> 00:02:10,598 RUDY MADE THE SANDWICH. 28 00:02:10,698 --> 00:02:13,401 SHE SAID TUNA AND PEANUT BUTTER SOUNDED GREAT 29 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:15,869 BUT IT DIDN'T LOOK GOOD BETWEEN THE BREAD. 30 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:16,904 I AGREE WITH HER. 31 00:02:18,406 --> 00:02:21,842 I LOVE MY WORK, AND I'M DOING GREAT. 32 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:24,312 BUT THEN I COME HOME AND HAVE TO HELP PEOPLE 33 00:02:24,412 --> 00:02:26,880 WHO PUT THEIR CLOTHES ON BACKWARDS. 34 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:29,617 OR THEY WANT A CAR. 35 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:31,285 THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE. 36 00:02:31,385 --> 00:02:33,387 OR THEY WANT TO WATCH TELEVISION 37 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:37,291 UNTIL THEIR EYEBALLS POP OUT AND ROLL UNDER THE COUCH. 38 00:02:37,925 --> 00:02:39,560 THEN IT'S THE KIDS. 39 00:02:43,030 --> 00:02:43,897 NO. 40 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:44,698 NO? 41 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:48,068 I WANTED TO HAVE KIDS. 42 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,837 THAT'S IMPORTANT TO US. 43 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:51,239 BUT I GO TO WORK 44 00:02:51,339 --> 00:02:54,575 AND SIT AT THAT DESK FOR WEEKS PREPARING A BRIEF 45 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:57,978 AND MR. GREENBROOK SENIOR COMES IN TO TELL ME 46 00:02:58,078 --> 00:03:00,981 "THE CASE HAS BEEN SETTLED OUT OF COURT." 47 00:03:01,081 --> 00:03:02,350 I WANT TO SCREAM. 48 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:04,918 SO IT'S WORK. 49 00:03:07,955 --> 00:03:09,056 NO. 50 00:03:09,156 --> 00:03:09,923 NO. 51 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:10,758 NO! 52 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:11,392 NO? 53 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:13,927 I LOVE MY WORK. 54 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:15,663 I JUST TOLD YOU. 55 00:03:15,763 --> 00:03:16,597 I'M SORRY. 56 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:19,233 BUT THEN I COME HOME AGAIN... 57 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:20,801 PEOPLE ARE CRYING. 58 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:22,436 THEY NEED A BUTTON SEWN ON. 59 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:25,506 SOMEBODY'S DRINKING BUBBLE BATH. 60 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:27,575 THEN IT IS THE KIDS! 61 00:03:27,675 --> 00:03:28,409 NO. 62 00:03:28,509 --> 00:03:30,511 IT'S THE KIDS AND WORK. 63 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:31,312 NO. 64 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:32,746 THEN IT'S ME! 65 00:03:35,683 --> 00:03:37,451 NO. 66 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,753 THEN WHAT IS IT? 67 00:03:39,853 --> 00:03:43,391 I DON'T HAVE TIME TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IT IS. 68 00:03:43,491 --> 00:03:45,859 I'M LATE FOR WORK. 69 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:48,028 OH! THEN I CAN HELP. 70 00:03:48,128 --> 00:03:48,996 LISTEN TO ME. 71 00:03:49,096 --> 00:03:50,498 STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP! 72 00:03:50,598 --> 00:03:51,899 LISTEN TO ME, OKAY? 73 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:53,233 JUST LISTEN TO ME. 74 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:54,234 JUST TAKE IT EASY. 75 00:03:54,335 --> 00:03:59,507 TONIGHT YOU AND I GO TO DINNER-- 76 00:04:00,308 --> 00:04:02,075 OUT TO DINNER, JUST THE TWO OF US. 77 00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:03,744 I'D LIKE THAT. 78 00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:05,279 GOOD. NOW HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE. 79 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:07,515 THINK ABOUT THIS ONE HERE. 80 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:09,750 WE'LL GO TO THE BILTMORE HOTEL 81 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:12,353 BECAUSE I KNOW THE MANAGER THERE. 82 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:14,855 I DELIVERED HIS BABY, AND HE OWES ME 83 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:17,725 BECAUSE THE BABY DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HIM OR HIS WIFE. 84 00:04:19,726 --> 00:04:21,995 I'M SERIOUS. 85 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,898 OKAY, DINNER AT THE BILTMORE. 86 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:26,400 WAIT, WHOA! 87 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:29,036 NOW LISTEN. HEAR ME NOW. 88 00:04:29,136 --> 00:04:31,004 WE RENT A LIMOUSINE... 89 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,907 TAKE US DOWN TO THE BILTMORE FOR THE DINNER 90 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:37,478 AND TAKE A NICE LIMO DRIVE ON THE RIVER 91 00:04:37,578 --> 00:04:41,181 WITH THE MOON BOUNCING OFF THE WATER. 92 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:44,017 YOU CAN SEE THE LIGHTS OF THE BUILDINGS 93 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:45,085 AND THE BOATS. 94 00:04:45,185 --> 00:04:45,786 THE BOATS? 95 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:46,787 THE BOATS, PLEASE. 96 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:48,221 OH, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL! 97 00:04:48,322 --> 00:04:50,424 ALL RIGHT? 98 00:04:50,524 --> 00:04:51,258 OH. 99 00:04:51,359 --> 00:04:51,925 YEAH. 100 00:04:52,025 --> 00:04:52,860 THANKS, CLIFF. 101 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,695 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 102 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:57,197 OH! WAIT A MINUTE! 103 00:04:57,297 --> 00:05:00,233 I GOT ONE MORE, AND THIS IS IT. 104 00:05:00,334 --> 00:05:02,603 WE'LL STAY AT THE BILTMORE. 105 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:04,004 SPEND THE NIGHT? 106 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:06,173 SPEND THE NIGHT. 107 00:05:06,273 --> 00:05:08,476 WITHOUT THE CHILDREN? 108 00:05:08,576 --> 00:05:13,013 IF WE TAKE THE CHILDREN, WHY ARE WE GOING? 109 00:05:14,114 --> 00:05:16,417 TONIGHT WE ARE NOT TAKING THE CHILDREN 110 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:20,921 BECAUSE TONIGHT IS YOU-ARE-NOT-A-MOTHER NIGHT. 111 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:26,093 THAT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA. 112 00:05:26,193 --> 00:05:27,895 ALL RIGHT. GOOD. 113 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:28,729 YOU LIKE THAT? 114 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:29,630 I LIKE THAT. 115 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:32,466 OKAY. YOU'RE RELAXED NOW? 116 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:33,501 I'M RELAXED. 117 00:05:33,601 --> 00:05:34,234 YOU FEEL BETTER? 118 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:35,068 I FEEL BETTER. 119 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,604 YOU'RE SMOOTHED OUT? 120 00:05:36,704 --> 00:05:39,239 I'M SMOOTHED OUT. 121 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,641 YOU'RE LATE. 122 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:42,810 OH! 123 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:59,326 MRS. JENNINGS, FOR A WOMAN PREGNANT THREE MONTHS 124 00:05:59,427 --> 00:06:01,228 YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. 125 00:06:01,328 --> 00:06:04,064 DOCTOR, COULD I TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING? 126 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:05,365 SURE. 127 00:06:05,466 --> 00:06:09,136 ALL MY LIFE I'VE TAKEN PERFECT CARE OF MY BODY. 128 00:06:09,236 --> 00:06:10,571 I EXERCISE DAILY. 129 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:12,305 I RUN 30 MILES A WEEK. 130 00:06:12,406 --> 00:06:13,874 I WORK OUT WITH WEIGHTS 131 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:18,812 AND I HAVEN'T HAD MEAT, CHICKEN, OR FISH FOR SEVEN YEARS. 132 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:22,149 YOU DO EAT SOMETHING? 133 00:06:22,249 --> 00:06:25,085 ONLY PURE, NATURAL FOODS. 134 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:29,089 BUT LAST WEEK I WAS OUT WALKING DOWN THE STREET 135 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:32,560 AND I FOUND MYSELF AT A HOT DOG STAND 136 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:36,897 ORDERING A JUMBO FRANK WITH RELISH, MUSTARD-- THE WORKS. 137 00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:40,233 I'VE BEEN A VEGETARIAN FOR SEVEN YEARS! 138 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:42,936 WHO ATE THE HOT DOG? 139 00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:45,038 I DID. 140 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:46,807 BUT IT WASN'T FOR ME. 141 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:49,510 THE BABY WANTED THE HOT DOG. 142 00:06:49,610 --> 00:06:51,545 THE BABY WANTED THE HOT DOG? 143 00:06:51,645 --> 00:06:54,782 MM-HMM. 144 00:06:54,882 --> 00:06:56,784 THE BABY MADE ME EAT IT. 145 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:58,151 RIGHT. THE BABY. 146 00:06:58,251 --> 00:06:59,987 THAT'S JUST THE BEGINNING. 147 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:01,922 THIS BABY WANTS WAFFLES 148 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:03,056 WITH SYRUP 149 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:04,257 AND ICE CREAM 150 00:07:04,357 --> 00:07:06,894 AND HOT FUDGE SAUCE. 151 00:07:06,994 --> 00:07:07,895 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 152 00:07:07,995 --> 00:07:09,129 IT'S OKAY. 153 00:07:09,229 --> 00:07:13,400 YOU CAN EAT THAT, AS LONG AS YOU HAVE A SENSIBLE DIET. 154 00:07:13,501 --> 00:07:14,968 THE BABY WON'T LET ME. 155 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:16,504 HE HATES BROCCOLI. 156 00:07:16,604 --> 00:07:18,271 HE WON'T TOUCH TURNIPS. 157 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:20,674 I SHOW HIM A SPOONFUL OF WHEAT GERM-- 158 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,510 HE SENDS ME OUT FOR A TRIPLE-DECKER BURGER 159 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:23,343 WITH DOUBLE FRIES 160 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:27,815 AND A CHOCOLATE MALT. 161 00:07:27,915 --> 00:07:31,952 THE BABY SENDS YOU OUT? 162 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:34,087 YES! 163 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:39,527 YOU HAVE BEEN PREGNANT THREE MONTHS. 164 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:40,994 YES. 165 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:43,096 THE BABY DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A FACE YET. 166 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:47,267 MRS. JENNINGS 167 00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:49,803 YOU SAY TO ME IT SPEAKS ENGLISH 168 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:53,507 AND KNOWS EXACTLY WHERE THE HAMBURGER PLACE IS. 169 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:57,511 DOCTOR, I DON'T WANT A HAMBURGER. 170 00:07:57,611 --> 00:07:59,079 YES, YOU DO. 171 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:01,114 NO, I CAN'T! I SHOULDN'T! 172 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:03,784 IT'S OKAY. 173 00:08:03,884 --> 00:08:04,552 IT IS? 174 00:08:04,652 --> 00:08:05,986 SURE. 175 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:09,590 AS LONG AS YOU HAVE A SENSIBLE, BALANCED DIET 176 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:10,958 HAVE A HAMBURGER. 177 00:08:11,058 --> 00:08:13,093 IT WON'T HURT YOU. 178 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:16,396 I HAVE SOME CHOCOLATE MARSHMALLOW COOKIES 179 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,331 THAT ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD. 180 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:19,667 WOULD YOU LIKE ONE? 181 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:22,970 NO. I DON'T WANT TO DEPRIVE THE BABY. 182 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:24,371 THANK YOU. 183 00:08:24,471 --> 00:08:25,438 ( buzz ) 184 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:27,240 JUST A SECOND. 185 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,075 HELLO? 186 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:29,409 YES. 187 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,679 I JUST HAVE TO MAKE SOME PLANS FOR TONIGHT. 188 00:08:31,779 --> 00:08:32,846 HELLO, MR. BRENNER. 189 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:38,686 I WANT TO TREAT MY WIFE TO A WONDERFUL NIGHT IN YOUR HOTEL. 190 00:08:38,785 --> 00:08:40,754 NO, I'LL PAY FOR IT MYSELF. 191 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:44,825 I'M NOT COMING UNLESS I PAY THE BILL. 192 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:46,860 I JUST WANT TO BE SURE 193 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:50,698 EVERYTHING IS TAKEN CARE OF FIRST-CLASS, ALL RIGHT? 194 00:08:50,798 --> 00:08:52,365 THANK YOU, SIR. 195 00:08:52,465 --> 00:08:54,935 AND GOOD NIGHT TO YOU. BYE-BYE. 196 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:59,506 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GET A SECOND JOB. 197 00:08:59,607 --> 00:09:02,375 THAT'S A WONDERFUL THING YOU'RE DOING. 198 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:05,012 YOUR HUSBAND WILL DO IT FOR YOU SOMEDAY. 199 00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:06,947 I HOPE SO. 200 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:07,915 HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED LONG? 201 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:09,583 21 YEARS. 202 00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:10,784 HOW MANY KIDS? 203 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:13,654 FOUR AT HOME AND ONE IN COLLEGE. 204 00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:15,989 FIVE CHILDREN, 21 YEARS. 205 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:17,591 WHAT ARE YOU CELEBRATING? 206 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:21,161 SURVIVAL. 207 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:34,074 I'M WEARING THIS TO THE DANCE TONIGHT. 208 00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:35,743 NICE. 209 00:09:35,843 --> 00:09:37,277 IS IT A COSTUME PARTY? 210 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:38,278 WHO ASKED YOU? 211 00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:41,715 FINE. LOOK LIKE THAT. 212 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:44,652 OKAY, EVERYBODY, I WANT TO SEE YOU... 213 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:47,921 DENISE, GO SIT DOWN. 214 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:48,756 MY NAILS ARE WET. 215 00:09:48,856 --> 00:09:51,491 WELL, DON'T TOUCH THE COUCH. 216 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:52,926 HELLO THERE. 217 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:53,694 WHERE'S VANESSA? 218 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:54,762 UPSTAIRS. 219 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:56,129 WILL YOU GET HER? 220 00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:56,964 OKAY. 221 00:09:57,064 --> 00:10:00,033 THANK YOU. 222 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:02,035 HEY, LET HER GO. 223 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:06,206 TURN THE TV OFF. 224 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:07,641 I'LL TURN THE SOUND DOWN. 225 00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:10,177 TURN OFF THE TV. 226 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:10,811 COMPLETELY? 227 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:16,516 LATER ON, PULL IT OUT. 228 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,919 IT COMES BACK ON. 229 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:22,122 TV IS WONDERFUL. 230 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:23,456 YES, DADDY? 231 00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:25,693 OH. WHERE'S RUDY? 232 00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:26,760 UPSTAIRS. I'LL... 233 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,628 DON'T GET HER! 234 00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:30,063 I'LL DEAL WITH WHAT I HAVE HERE. 235 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:33,233 COME SIT OVER HERE. 236 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:34,434 WHAT'S GOING ON? 237 00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:37,604 YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE GOING OUT. 238 00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:38,171 HAVE FUN. 239 00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:39,372 NO, NO! 240 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:43,877 PLEASE, PLEASE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 241 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,379 WE WILL BE OUT LATE. 242 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,347 HOW LATE? 243 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:48,548 TILL TOMORROW. 244 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:49,249 HAVE FUN. 245 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:52,853 NO, NO! LISTEN. THERE'S MORE! 246 00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:56,156 DENISE, YOU'LL HAVE TO BABY-SIT. 247 00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:59,159 THAT'S NOT FAIR-- CANCELLING MY PLANS WITHOUT WARNING. 248 00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:04,031 AND LOOK WHO YOU LEAVE IN CHARGE-- THE DRAGON LADY. 249 00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:04,765 Clair: CLIFF, I'M READY. 250 00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:05,432 HERE COMES MOM. 251 00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:06,299 EVERYBODY LINE UP. 252 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:07,901 THIS MUST BE SERIOUS. 253 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:11,471 HE'S MAKING US LINE UP. 254 00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:14,107 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 255 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:17,144 DOESN'T MOM LOOK CLEAN? 256 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,247 SAY GOOD-BYE TO YOUR MOTHER. 257 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:21,514 GOOD-BYE. 258 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:22,415 BYE, MOMMY. 259 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:26,219 MRS. DAVIS WILL SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU. 260 00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:29,056 I'LL LEAVE YOU THE HOTEL'S NUMBER. 261 00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:36,396 PLEASE, BEFORE YOU USE IT, THINK! 262 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:40,567 AND THEN AFTER YOU MAKE YOUR DECISION 263 00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:46,473 IF IT'S NECESSARY, THINK AGAIN. 264 00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:49,076 ALL RIGHT. 265 00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:50,978 CAN WE SEND OUT FOR DINNER, OR DO I HAVE TO MAKE IT? 266 00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:54,147 DON'T ANSWER THAT. 267 00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:55,582 CAN I DO MY HOMEWORK LATER? 268 00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,684 PAY NO ATTENTION TO THEM. 269 00:11:57,785 --> 00:12:02,555 WHAT ABOUT MY SCIENCE PROJECT? 270 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:04,491 DO YOU WANT ME TO DO IT ALL BY MYSELF? 271 00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:07,294 YOU ARE NOT A MOTHER TONIGHT. 272 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,396 GOOD-BYE, BABY. 273 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:10,864 TAKE ME WITH YOU. 274 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,299 I'LL BE GOOD. 275 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:18,171 PAY NO ATTENTION TO THIS CHILD. 276 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:23,243 THERE. GRAB ON TO YOUR SISTER. 277 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:27,580 I HEREBY DECLARE THAT YOU-ARE-NOT-A-MOTHER NIGHT 278 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:33,620 IS NOW BEGINNING, AND LET THE FUN START. 279 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,824 YOU'RE STARTING A LITTLE EARLY, AREN'T YOU? 280 00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:53,273 WHO IS SHE DANCING WITH? 281 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,042 I THOUGHT THEY BROKE UP. 282 00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:56,109 DENISE? 283 00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:57,377 HOLD ON. WHAT? 284 00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,112 CAN I WATCH "FRANKENSTEIN"? 285 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:00,180 YOU WANT TO? 286 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:00,981 YES. 287 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:01,949 THEN WATCH IT. 288 00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:04,684 THAT WAS EASY. 289 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,454 THEY'RE SLOW DANCING NOW? 290 00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:08,521 DENISE? 291 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:09,389 HOLD ON. WHAT? 292 00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:10,891 CAN I EAT THIS CUPCAKE? 293 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:11,925 YOU DECIDE. 294 00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:14,061 I'VE ALREADY EATEN FOUR OF THEM. 295 00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:17,797 IT'S UP TO YOU. 296 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:19,666 SHE DID? 297 00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:20,500 HE LET HER? 298 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,334 BYE. 299 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:22,735 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 300 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,537 I'M HISTORY. 301 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:25,873 IF YOU LEAVE 302 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:29,042 I'M TELLING DADDY YOU CUT PICTURES FROM HIS MEDICAL BOOKS 303 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,444 AND SOLD THEM. 304 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,146 I'VE GOT STUFF ON YOU, TOO. 305 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,347 LIKE WHAT? 306 00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:35,282 YOU WORRIED? 307 00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:36,349 NO. 308 00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:40,087 GOOD. 309 00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:40,888 TASTE THIS. 310 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:41,488 I'M FINE. 311 00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:43,223 COME ON, TASTE THIS. 312 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,425 CLIFF, THAT'S PIGEON. 313 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:48,896 WELL, LISTEN, THAT IS COW. 314 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,430 NOW, TASTE THIS. 315 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:51,364 ALL I CAN THINK OF 316 00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,700 ARE THE PIGEONS OUTSIDE MY OFFICE. 317 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:57,404 THOSE ARE THE REJECTS. 318 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:03,143 THIS ONCE HAD A HEAD ON IT, LONG EYELASHES 319 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:06,846 AND SAID, "MOO." 320 00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:09,516 NOW, COME ON, JUST TAKE A LITTLE BITE. 321 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:10,550 PLEASE. 322 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,719 HOW ABOUT IT? 323 00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,254 IT'S NOT BAD. 324 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,188 WANT ANOTHER BITE? 325 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:16,256 NO. 326 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,391 YOU WANT ANOTHER BITE. 327 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:19,292 I DO NOT. 328 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:21,661 YOU ARE DYING FOR ANOTHER BITE. 329 00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:24,597 I DO NOT WANT ANOTHER BITE. 330 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:31,604 OKAY. 331 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:35,508 MAY I HAVE SOME OF YOUR STEAK? 332 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,110 YOU DON'T LIKE YOURS? 333 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:41,248 THIS IS PIGEON. 334 00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:42,615 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WENT THROUGH ALL THAT. 335 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:53,961 IF YOU WANT SOME STEAK, JUST ASK FOR IT. 336 00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:55,228 CLAIR... 337 00:14:55,328 --> 00:15:00,800 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DEAR? 338 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,736 I JUST HAD THE URGE TO CUT SOMEBODY'S MEAT. 339 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:05,738 I KNOW THE FEELING. 340 00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:09,042 WE'RE FORTUNATE TO HAVE THE CHILDREN, CLIFF. 341 00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:13,981 OTHERWISE, WE'D NEVER KNOW THE JOY OF LEAVING THEM AT HOME. 342 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,383 LET'S NOT GO BACK. 343 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:17,450 YOU MEAN TOMORROW? 344 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:21,121 I MEAN FOREVER. 345 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:22,355 NO, I'M SERIOUS. 346 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:23,790 LET THEM HAVE THE HOUSE 347 00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:25,959 AND WE'LL STAY HERE 348 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:31,698 AND MAYBE WE'LL CALL THEM WHEN WE GET OLD. 349 00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:33,366 OH. 350 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,435 I HAD ANOTHER URGE. 351 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:38,605 YOU WANT TO TAKE SOMEBODY TO THE BATHROOM? 352 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:42,042 I HAVEN'T TOLD ANYBODY TO SHUT UP RECENTLY. 353 00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:43,176 TELL ME. 354 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,377 I DON'T WANT TO. 355 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,980 JUST SAY, "SHUT UP, CLIFF." 356 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,048 I'M NOT TELLING YOU THAT. 357 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:52,919 IF IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER, LET IT OUT-- 358 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,221 "SHUT UP!" 359 00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:55,122 YOU ARE CRAZY. 360 00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:57,057 I'M NOT KIDDING. 361 00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,492 WHICH CHILD COULD I BE? 362 00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:00,560 I KNOW. 363 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,963 "MOTHER, THIS IS MY LIFE. YOU'RE SO OLD-FASHIONED." 364 00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:06,633 SHUT UP! 365 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,035 FELT GOOD, DIDN'T IT? 366 00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:09,236 I'LL THINK OF ANOTHER ONE. 367 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:12,239 "MOM, RUDY'S BOTHERING ME, AND I HAVEN'T..." 368 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:21,014 SHUT UP, SHUT UP! 369 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,756 ( ring ) 370 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,160 ( ring ) 371 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:35,728 DR. HUXTABLE'S RESIDENCE. 372 00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:38,498 YES. I SEE. 373 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,800 HOW FAR APART ARE THEY? 374 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,902 AN HOUR? 375 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:46,073 IT COULD BE A LOT OF THINGS, MRS. COLLINS. 376 00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,475 I WOULDN'T DIAGNOSE IT AS LABOR PAINS. 377 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:52,479 DID YOU EAT ANYTHING UNUSUAL? 378 00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:54,147 NO, THIS ISN'T THE DOCTOR. THIS IS HIS SON, THEO. 379 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:56,749 HE'S GONE FOR THE EVENING. 380 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,219 DR. DAILY IS COVERING FOR HIM. I'LL GIVE YOU THE NUMBER. 381 00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:01,854 I HEAR HE'S GOOD. 382 00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:05,625 NO, BUT HE CAME OVER ONCE, AND HE LOOKED PRETTY SMART. 383 00:17:05,657 --> 00:17:08,861 555-1631. 384 00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,230 THANK YOU! 385 00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:13,366 NO, I'M NOT GOING INTO MEDICINE. DAD WON'T LET ME. 386 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,568 BYE. 387 00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:30,450 CLIFF, WOULD..? 388 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:31,818 CLIFF? 389 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,121 CLIFF? 390 00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:36,923 HOW FAR APART ARE THEY? 391 00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,258 HOW COULD YOU DO THAT? 392 00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:39,726 DO WHAT? 393 00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:41,861 YOU WERE SLEEPING. 394 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,697 CORRECTION-- NAPPING. 395 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:45,498 SLEEPING IS UNDER THE COVERS 396 00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:52,004 AND YOU DON'T COME OUT TILL MORNING. 397 00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:56,509 NAPPING IS ON TOP OF THE COVERS, WHICH IS OVER NOW. 398 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:59,879 YOUR IDEA OF A FUN EVENING IS TAKING A NAP? 399 00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:03,416 MY IDEA OF A FUN EVENING IS TO PUT MY PAJAMAS ON 400 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:04,651 GET INTO BED 401 00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:09,489 AND WAIT SIX HOURS FOR YOU TO COME OUT OF THE BATHROOM. 402 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,359 THAT BATHROOM IS VERY NICE. 403 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:14,161 THERE'S EVEN A PHONE. 404 00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:18,531 YOU CAN CALL ALL THE OTHER BATHROOMS IN THE HOTEL. 405 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,333 IS THAT WHAT YOU DID? 406 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,169 I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D MIND THE WAIT 407 00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,537 ONCE YOU SAW THE FINISHED PRODUCT. 408 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:27,106 YOU'RE RIGHT. 409 00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:30,109 LET'S GET IT ON. 410 00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:34,481 CLIFF, DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT? 411 00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:35,782 SAY WHAT? 412 00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:38,285 "LET'S GET IT ON." 413 00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:40,620 IT SOUNDED GOOD TO ME. 414 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:44,357 THAT'S NOT A VERY ROMANTIC LINE. 415 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,392 I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS A SCRIPT. 416 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:49,329 I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT UP. 417 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:50,563 TRY SOMETHING LIKE 418 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,999 "YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL THIS EVENING." 419 00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:53,866 SURE. 420 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,101 WHY NOT TRY THAT? 421 00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:56,068 NO. 422 00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:58,238 BUT IT'S VERY ROMANTIC. 423 00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:01,441 IT'S ROMANTIC IFSAY IT 424 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:05,345 BUT IT ISN'T ROMANTIC IF YOU TELL ME TO SAY IT. 425 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:06,913 I WAS TRYING TO HELP. 426 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:13,353 WELL... BUT I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP. 427 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:14,654 SO WHAT DO I DO? 428 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:17,990 LET ME SAY WHAT I WANT TO SAY. 429 00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,892 IF I LET YOU SAY IT, YOU'RE GOING TO SAY 430 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:23,696 "LET'S GET IT ON." 431 00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:26,299 NO, NO, NO, NO. 432 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,501 "LET'S GET IT ON" IS RETIRED. 433 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:29,869 THAT'S FINISHED. 434 00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:30,703 OKAY? 435 00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:31,338 OKAY. 436 00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:36,476 ALL RIGHT. 437 00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:44,317 DO YOU LIKE THAT? 438 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:44,951 MM-HMM. 439 00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:46,353 I MADE THAT UP. 440 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:53,893 HOW DOES THAT FEEL? 441 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,462 THAT'S PRETTY NICE. 442 00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,664 I MADE THAT UP, TOO. 443 00:19:57,764 --> 00:20:00,767 I'M MAKING UP MORE AS I GO ALONG. 444 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:01,801 THAT'S NICE, TOO. 445 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:05,238 NOW, PAY CLOSE ATTENTION. 446 00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:09,876 W-O-O-O-W! 447 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:10,943 MORE! MORE! 448 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:11,978 NO, NO, NO! 449 00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:13,079 WAIT! WAIT! 450 00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:27,093 YOU CAN'T RUSH ME! 451 00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:29,228 YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 452 00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:32,465 I LOVE YOU VERY, VERY MUCH. 453 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:33,433 IT'S A PRIVILEGE 454 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:38,271 TO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND SEE YOUR FACE. 455 00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,407 YOU ARE MY LIFE... 456 00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:42,241 AND I MEAN THAT. 457 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:45,278 OH, CLIFF. 458 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:48,080 LET'S GET IT ON. 459 00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:57,357 I AM THE ONE WHO'S SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT. 460 00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:58,024 YES, DEAR 461 00:20:58,124 --> 00:20:59,892 BUT YOU SAID IT TOO SOON. 462 00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:01,494 SO IT'S TIMING, RIGHT? 463 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:02,261 RIGHT. 464 00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:04,331 TIMING. 465 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:07,434 ALL RIGHT. 466 00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:08,100 OH... 467 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:17,076 ( phone ringing ) 468 00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:19,145 HELLO? 469 00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:23,516 THIS BETTER BE NECESSARY. 470 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,585 IT'S FOR YOU. 471 00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:27,086 HELLO. 472 00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:28,521 Huxtable Kids: Good night, Mom! 473 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:32,892 And don't come home with another baby! 474 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:44,437 YOU REALIZE THAT ONCE YOU STEP INSIDE 475 00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:45,304 IT'S ALL OVER. 476 00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:45,972 I'M READY. 477 00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:46,606 YOU'RE LOOSE? 478 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:47,474 I'M LOOSE. 479 00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:49,308 WANT TO JOG AROUND? 480 00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:50,276 COME ON, CLIFF. 481 00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:51,811 ALL RIGHT. 482 00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:53,680 MOM, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HOME. 483 00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:56,449 OH, RUDY! 484 00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:59,051 WATCH IT. IT MAY BE A TRAP. 485 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,019 ( glass breaking ) 486 00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:01,488 Vanessa: THAT WAS MY MUG! 487 00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:02,689 Theo: YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT IT THERE. 488 00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:03,990 Vanessa: CLEAN IT UP! 489 00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:06,926 Theo: IT WAS YOUR MUG. 490 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:11,030 IT'S BEEN LIKE THIS ALL MORNING. 491 00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:12,064 I'M CALLING MOM. 492 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:12,699 YOU BETTER NOT! 493 00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:15,234 MOM, THEO BROKE... 494 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:15,668 I DID NOT! 495 00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:17,870 YOU DID SO! 496 00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:20,407 HOLD IT! 497 00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:21,273 YOUR MOTHER AND I 498 00:22:22,141 --> 00:22:23,443 ARE COMING BACK FROM A LOVELY NIGHT OUT. 499 00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:25,412 WE WALK IN, AND WHAT DO WE SEE? 500 00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:29,716 THE ATTACK OF THE ANT PEOPLE. 501 00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:30,717 SIT DOWN. 502 00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:34,220 NOW... 503 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:37,624 I WANT ALL OF YOU TO JUST RELAX. 504 00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:41,394 YOU'RE MAKING YOUR MOTHER'S FACE DO LIKE THIS. 505 00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:45,498 IF SHE CONTINUES TO LOOK LIKE THIS 506 00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:47,767 YOU'RE GOING TO GROW OLDER, GET MARRIED 507 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,368 AND SHE'LL SHOW UP AT YOUR WEDDING 508 00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:52,204 LOOKING LIKE THIS. 509 00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:55,341 DO YOU WANT YOUR MOTHER TO LOOK LIKE THIS FOREVER? 510 00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:57,510 NO. NO. NO. 511 00:22:57,610 --> 00:23:03,049 THEN GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND CLEAN IT UP TOGETHER. 512 00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:04,484 ME, TOO? 513 00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:06,318 WATCH AND LEARN. 514 00:23:11,824 --> 00:23:13,826 CLAIR, I'M SORRY. 515 00:23:13,926 --> 00:23:16,128 YOU PROBABLY WANT ONE MORE DAY, DON'T YOU? 516 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,164 NO, LAST NIGHT WAS JUST ENOUGH. 517 00:23:18,264 --> 00:23:19,899 YOU COULD USE A WEEKEND. 518 00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:21,033 NO, REALLY. 519 00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:22,502 LAST NIGHT WAS PERFECT-- 520 00:23:22,602 --> 00:23:26,573 WITH THE FOOD, THE WINE, THE PASSION. 521 00:23:26,673 --> 00:23:28,374 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTS THE WHOLE WEEKEND. 522 00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:29,842 NO. 523 00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:31,944 I COULD HAVE USED A MONTH. 524 00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:38,184 Captioning Made Possible By 525 00:23:38,284 --> 00:23:40,019 THE METROPOLITAN LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY 526 00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:43,289 Captioned By The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation 33177

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