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THE METROPOLITAN
LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY
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YOU TELL HER, FREDDY
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THAT I HEARD THAT HE
SAID THAT SHE DID
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AND HE DOESN'T LIE.
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FREDDY, JUST
TELL HER.
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THERE SHE IS!
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YES, I KNOW WHAT
SHE LOOKS LIKE.
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VANESSA.
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YOUR SISTER JUST
INTERRUPTED MY WORK
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TO TELL ME YOU BOTHERED HER.
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SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE.
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YOU'RE A BUSY MAN.
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THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
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YES, IT IS.
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YOU BRING NEW LIVES
INTO THE WORLD.
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WITHOUT YOU, WOMEN WOULD
STAY PREGNANT FOREVER.
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THE QUESTION IS, WHY ARE YOU
BOTHERING YOUR SISTER?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I TOLD YOU NOT TO.
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UH-HUH.
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WHY ARE YOU STILL
BOTHERING HER?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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YOU TWO HAVE TO LEARN
TO PLAY TOGETHER.
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DO YOU
UNDERSTAND?
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FINE.
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NOW GET AWAY
FROM EACH OTHER.
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STOP IT!
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HEY!
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I WAS JUST HURRYING HER ALONG.
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SHE'S ONLY FIVE NOW,
BUT SHE'S GOING TO GROW UP
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AND SHE MAY BEGIN
TO DO BODY-BUILDING
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COME BACK
AND SAY
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"REMEMBER ALL THE TIMES
YOU PUSHED ME?"
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AND CLEAN YOUR CLOCK.
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YEAH, DAD.
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DENISE, DIDN'T I ASK YOU
TO LOOK AFTER THEM?
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GIVE ME THIS.
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HELLO, FREDDY?
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HI. I'M HANGING UP NOW.
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YOU CAN KEEP TALKING
IF YOU WANT.
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DADDY, THIS
WOULDN'T HAPPEN
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IF I HAD MY OWN
PHONE IN MY ROOM.
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IF YOU HAD YOUR OWN PHONE,
WE WOULD NEVER SEE YOU.
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YOU'D COME
OUT ONE DAY
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AND WE WOULD WONDER WHO YOU ARE
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AND CHARGE YOU RENT.
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I CAN'T TALK
TO MY OWN BOYFRIEND?
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YOU CAN.
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WHERE?
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ANY PAY PHONE
IN NEW YORK.
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DADDY...
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MAKING BISCUITS.
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NOW STOP. STOP NOW.
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COME ON.
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YOU'RE SQUASHING GRAPES,
MAKING A MESS OF THE FOOD
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AND BOTHERING YOUR SISTER.
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TELL DAD...
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TELL DAD WHAT'S
THE PROBLEM? PLEASE.
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HOW COME MOM TAKES TEDDY
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TO SEE THE NEW MOVIE
"DEATH TRACK 2000"
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AND NOT ME?
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BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HANDLE
THE SCARY STUFF.
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EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.
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YOU KNOW
THAT.
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I READ FOR YOU
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"LITTLE BO BEEP
HAS LOST HER SHEEP"
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WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE.
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YOU CRIED FOR TWO WEEKS.
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JANET MEISER'S PARENTS
LET HER SEE IT.
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I DOUBT THAT VERY MUCH.
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YES, THEY DID.
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IF YOU WANT ME TO
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I WILL CALL
JANET MEISER'S PARENTS
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AND ASK THEM THAT
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AND EMBARRASS YOU
ALL TO PIECES.
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( sing-song )
* I'M GOING TO THE PHONE.
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* YOU BETTER STOP ME
BEFORE I GET THERE. *
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* THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE.
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* I'M PICKING UP THE PHONE.
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* I HAVE THE RECEIVER
IN MY HAND. *
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555-1379.
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* IT'S RINGING.
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* YOU BETTER PRAY
THEY'RE NOT HOME. *
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* THEY'RE ANSWERING.
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* HELLO, MRS. MEISER?
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* DR. HUXTABLE HERE.
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* NICE TO...
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* WHY AM I SINGING?
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OH, HI.
I'M SORRY.
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I WANTED TO ASK YOU--
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DID YOU LET JANET
SEE "DEATH TRACK 2000"?
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AHA!
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ALL RIGHT.
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AND THANK YOU.
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SHE DID.
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YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
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WHAT?
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NOTHING, BECAUSE
YOU'RE STILL NOT GOING.
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DADDY, IT'S NOT FAIR.
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EVERYONE GETS
TO GO BUT ME.
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VANESSA, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU
BEGGED TO GO TO A SCARY MOVIE
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AND THEN YOU WOUND UP SO SCARED
YOU HAD TO SLEEP WITH US?
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TWICE.
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HUNDREDS OF TIMES.
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NOT HUNDREDS.
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NOT TWICE.
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YOU MISSED
A GREAT MOVIE.
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YEAH?
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IT WAS NON-STOP.
BLOOD EVERYWHERE.
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DID I GET ANY ON ME?
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SHE DOESN'T
RECOGNIZE A CLASSIC.
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WHEN THEY WEREN'T SHOOTING
OR BLOWING UP A CAR OR BUILDING
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THEY STOOD THERE CURSING--
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THE FOULEST MOUTHS
I'VE EVER HEARD.
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YEAH.
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DAD, SHE WAS
REAL EMBARRASSED.
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LET ME TELL YOU
ABOUT THE MOVIE.
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START FROM THE BEGINNING
AND TALK SLOW.
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OKAY...
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VANESSA, OUT.
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I CAN'T HEAR ABOUT IT?
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VANESSA, GO TO YOUR ROOM
AND PLAY WITH YOUR SISTER
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AND STAY AWAY FROM HER.
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THERE IS NO FUN IN MY LIFE.
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AS YOU GET OLDER, IT GETS WORSE.
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TELL ME ABOUT THE PLOT
OF THIS EPIC.
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THERE WAS THIS GUY
MAX SAVAGE
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AND THIS GANG
TOOK HIS CAR
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AND HE HAD TO
GET IT BACK.
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THAT'S THE PLOT?
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YEAH, BUT YOU
HARDLY NOTICE IT.
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WHAT'S REALLY GREAT
IS THESE GUYS
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HAVE THESE MACHINE GUNS
THAT SHOOT FIREBALLS.
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ONE GUY HAD
THIS BIG BAZOOKA
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THAT BLEW UP
WHOLE CITIES.
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HAVE I GOT TO SEE THIS MOVIE!
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VANESSA!
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I'M STILL DOWNSTAIRS, AREN'T I?
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I COULD TAKE
THE STABBINGS
AND THE BEATINGS
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AND THOSE PEOPLE THAT EXPLODE
EVERY SIX SECONDS.
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WHAT GOT ME WAS WHEN
THIS MOVIE LET OUT
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THESE KIDS LEFT THE
THEATER LAUGHING.
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IT WAS FUN.
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WE'VE GOT ONE
IN OUR OWN HOUSE
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AND WE FEED IT.
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YOU THINK IT'S FUN BECAUSE
YOU DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER.
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NEXT WEEK AT THE OLD
CLASSIC THEATER
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THERE'S A MOVIE PLAYING I
LOVED WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE.
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I'M TAKING YOU,
AND YOU WILL LOVE IT.
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( laughter )
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SURE, DAD.
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CLIFF, I THINK
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
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OH, YEAH.
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TAKE THAT BOY TO THE MOVIES
AND EDUCATE HIM.
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YES, INDEED.
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WHAT'S PLAYING?
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HUMPHREY BOGART
IN "CASABLANCA"?
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NO, NO.
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ERROL FLYNN
IN "DON JUAN."
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NO.
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LAURENCE OLIVIER IN
"WUTHERING HEIGHTS"?
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WE GOT COLT KIRBY AND
"SHOOT-OUT IN LAREDO."
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YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN.
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HE HAD COCO THE WONDER HORSE--
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THE SMARTEST HORSE
IN THE WORLD.
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USED TO ROLL HIS OWN CIGARETTES.
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( door opening )
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BACK FROM LAREDO.
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HOW WAS IT?
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Theo:
OKAY.
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OKAY? IT WAS GREAT.
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IT WASN'T
REALISTIC.
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WASN'T REALISTIC?
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MR. "MY-GIRLFRIEND-IS-
IN-THE-BUILDING-
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"THROW-AN-H-BOMB-IN-
BLOW-UP-EVERYTHING-TO-GET-HER-
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SHE-COMES-OUT-
WITH-HER-HAIR-UNSINGED"
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SAYS MY MOVIE
WAS NOT REALISTIC?
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HIS GUY SHOT HIS SIX-SHOOTER
39 TIMES WITHOUT RELOADING.
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HIS GUY FOUGHT 12 MEN
IN A SALOON
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AND HIS HAT NEVER CAME OFF.
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HIS GUY RODE HIS HORSE COCO
600 MILES
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AND PASSED THE SAME ROCK
14 TIMES.
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WELL, TEX?
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YOU DON'T GO TO A MOVIE
TO COUNT ROCKS.
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YOU GO TO A MOVIE
TO SEE COLT KIRBY
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WHO WAS A REAL HERO--
HONEST, DECENT.
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I THOUGHT HE WAS A WIMP.
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COLT KIRBY TAMED THE WEST
WITH A SIX-GUN AND A SMILE
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AND NOT A BLOWTORCH.
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MAX SAVAGE ONLY KILLED
PEOPLE WHO NEEDED KILLING--
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OR TOUCHED HIS CAR.
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YOU TOUCH COCO
THE WONDER HORSE.
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CHILDREN, PLEASE.
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HE STARTED IT.
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THAT'S ENOUGH.
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GO WASH UP
FOR DINNER.
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WITH SOAP.
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YES, MA'AM.
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COLT KIRBY WOULD HAVE KICKED
MAX SAVAGE'S BUTT.
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HA!
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ARE, TOO.
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AM NOT.
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ARE, TOO.
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AM NOT.
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HOLD ON, BUCKAROOS.
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WHAT SEEMS TO
BE THE RUCKUS?
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WHAT?
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00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:06,306
IN AMERICAN, THAT IS
"WHAT'S THE TROUBLE"?
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RUDY CALLED ME A BABY
BECAUSE OF "DEATH TRACK 2000."
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DID NOT.
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DID SO.
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DID NOT.
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STOP IT.
DID SO.
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DID...
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STOP.
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DID NOT.
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00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:19,987
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
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I CALLED HER
A CHICKEN BABY.
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I AM NOT.
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ARE, TOO.
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AM NOT.
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LOOK, STOP. STOP IT!
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NOW, HERE--
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RUDY, YOU GO AND YOU
HELP MOMMY IN THE KITCHEN.
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VANESSA...
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GO HELP MOM IN THE KITCHEN.
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NOW?
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DO I HAVE TO SAY NOW?
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UH-HUH.
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( no audio )
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CLIFF?
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HMM?
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I LIKED TONIGHT'S SUPPER.
HOW ABOUT YOU?
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YEAH.
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SALAD.
A LITTLE SALMON.
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YEAH.
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WE OUGHT TO EAT LIGHT
MORE OFTEN.
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YEAH. I'M STARVING.
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ME, TOO.
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I SAW SOME
LEFTOVER CHICKEN.
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UH-UH.
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CHEESE AND CRACKERS.
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CHEESE AND CRACKERS.
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COMING UP!
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SWISS CHEESE AND CRACKERS.
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SWISS IS TOO DRY.
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WE GOT CHEDDAR.
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OKAY.
250
00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:43,236
CHEDDAR CHEESE AND CRACKERS.
251
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,841
WHAT KIND OF CRACKERS?
252
00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:51,311
UH, WE GOT SALTINES.
253
00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:54,414
SALTINES AND CHEDDAR CHEESE.
254
00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:55,916
OKAY.
255
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,851
GOT IT.
256
00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,352
MAKE IT
BREAD.
257
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:09,096
BREAD, CHEDDAR CHEESE.
258
00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:09,830
RIGHT?
259
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,431
RIGHT.
260
00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:21,108
LIGHTLY TOASTED.
261
00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:27,047
YOU WANT...
262
00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:37,991
BREAD, CHEDDAR CHEESE,
LIGHTLY TOASTED.
263
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,759
THAT'S RIGHT.
264
00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,061
OKAY.
265
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:50,703
CLIFF, ON SECOND THOUGHT...
266
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,107
WHY DON'T WE JUST
GO WITH THE CHICKEN?
267
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,609
WHY DON'T I JUST
BRING UP THE REFRIGERATOR?
268
00:12:58,411 --> 00:12:59,880
NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
269
00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:08,388
HI.
270
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:09,289
IT'S 11:00.
271
00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:10,557
I'M ON TIME.
272
00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:14,494
OUT WITH FREDDY AGAIN.
273
00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:15,896
HE'S MY MAN.
274
00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:19,732
DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME?
275
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:22,369
I KNOW THAT SMILE.
276
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:25,038
THAT'S THE KIND OF SMILE
THAT MAKES FATHERS OLD.
277
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:28,241
GOOD NIGHT, DADDY.
278
00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:29,209
GOOD NIGHT.
279
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:31,811
( clatter )
280
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:38,852
VANESSA.
281
00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:39,819
HI, DAD.
282
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:40,453
HI.
283
00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:45,058
LOOKS ALMOST DONE.
284
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,927
SMELLS GOOD.
285
00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:47,928
WHAT IS IT?
286
00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:48,695
COFFEE.
287
00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:49,729
COFFEE.
288
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:50,763
CARE TO JOIN ME?
289
00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:52,933
OH, YEAH. THANK YOU.
290
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,436
CAN I ASK YOU
A QUESTION?
291
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:57,604
OH, SURE.
292
00:13:57,704 --> 00:14:01,808
DO YOU HAVE A NIGHTTIME JOB
THAT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT--
293
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:05,812
LIKE DRIVING A TRUCK
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
294
00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:07,814
WHY ARE YOU DRINKING COFFEE?
295
00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:11,151
I'M AFRAID TO GO
BACK TO SLEEP.
296
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,185
HAD A BAD DREAM.
297
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:13,954
OH. HAD A BAD DREAM.
298
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:16,689
THAT'S ENOUGH.
THANK YOU, DEAR.
299
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,860
THIS COFFEE DOES WORK,
DOESN'T IT?
300
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:24,864
YES, IT DOES.
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DREAM.
301
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:27,935
THERE WAS THIS REAL MEAN
GANG OF KIDNAPPERS.
302
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,402
THEY TOOK
MAX SAVAGE'S CAR...
303
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:31,471
WAIT. SEE?
304
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:32,705
YOU'RE SCARED
305
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:36,176
BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU HEARD
THEO SAY TWO DAYS AGO.
306
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:39,612
IMAGINE IF YOU
HAD GONE TO THAT MOVIE.
307
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,281
DAD, I DID.
308
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:43,250
HOW DID YOU GET A TICKET?
309
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:44,451
IT'S EASY.
310
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:47,320
THIS HIGH SCHOOL GUY
STANDS OUTSIDE THE THEATER.
311
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,389
HE CAN GROW A MOUSTACHE.
312
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:52,792
WE CALL HIM "MOVIE DAVE"
313
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,894
AND FOR FIFTY CENTS,
HE'LL TAKE A KID IN.
314
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,497
HE IS CLEANING UP!
315
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:00,500
WAS IT WORTH IT?
316
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,902
IT WAS HORRIBLE.
317
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:06,706
I COVERED MY EYES,
THEN HID UNDER MY SEAT.
318
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:10,043
THEN I WENT TO THE LOBBY AND
WATCHED THE GUY TURN HOT DOGS.
319
00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:11,544
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST LEAVE?
320
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,413
LEAVE?
321
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:19,019
WHAT WE HAVE TO DO
IS GET YOU INTO BED.
322
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:23,156
TOMORROW YOU AND I WILL DISCUSS
A TREMENDOUS GROUNDING.
323
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:24,524
LET'S GO.
324
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:28,461
THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE
A CHILD BEHIND ME.
325
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:36,203
I GO TO MY ROOM
AND CLOSE MY EYES
326
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:39,406
AND THE KIDNAPPERS SCARE ME,
SO I'M BACK IN THE KITCHEN.
327
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:40,807
CAN'T I STAY?
328
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:44,544
WOULD IT BE BETTER
IF YOU SLEPT WITH US TONIGHT?
329
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,613
THANKS, DAD.
330
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:50,550
I WOULDN'T HAVE TO GO IN MY ROOM
OR DRINK THAT COFFEE.
331
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:54,554
WE HAD SOMETHING LIKE
THIS IN MED SCHOOL.
332
00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:58,458
TAKE ONE SIP AND YOU
WERE AWAKE FOR SIX HOURS.
333
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,961
TWO SIPS, YOU WERE
AWAKE FOR 72 HOURS.
334
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,498
DRINK A CUP, YOU'LL
NEVER BLINK IN LIFE.
335
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,454
( moaning )
336
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:32,159
HELLO?
337
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:43,236
( muffled moan )
338
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:09,489
CLAIR-- MIDDLE.
339
00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:11,524
IN THE MIDDLE.
340
00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:15,662
NO, IN THE MIDDLE.
341
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:16,996
BATHROOM.
342
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,857
TWO NIGHTS OF THIS IS ENOUGH.
343
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,026
I'M GOING TO SLEEP ON THE SOFA.
344
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,695
( loud snoring )
345
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:57,470
SHUT UP.
346
00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:01,408
( door opening )
347
00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:04,277
( door slamming )
348
00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:06,446
MEN ARE DIRT.
349
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:10,049
UH-OH. FREDDY MESSED UP.
350
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,552
WE GO TO THIS RESTAURANT
351
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,921
AND THE WHOLE TIME,
HE'S LOOKING AT THE WAITRESS.
352
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:16,956
OH, FREDDY.
353
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:20,327
SHE'S LISTING THE SPECIALS,
HE'S LOOKING AT HER LEGS.
354
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,729
NO, FREDDY.
355
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,032
SO I
GOT MAD.
356
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:28,968
I SAID, "FREDDY,
THOSE AREN'T ON THE MENU."
357
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,273
DADDY, I
WAS GREAT.
358
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:35,442
I DIDN'T SAY, "TAKE ME HOME."
359
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:39,579
I SAID, "I'LL HAVE
THE CAVIAR APPETIZER, PLEASE."
360
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:40,847
TWELVE BUCKS.
361
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,617
I SAID, "I'LL HAVE
THE MAINE LOBSTER."
362
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:47,053
$24.50.
363
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,989
"AND THE CHERRIES JUBILEE."
364
00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:52,459
EIGHT DOLLARS.
365
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:58,231
AND THEN I SAID,
"TAKE ME HOME."
366
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:06,172
WELL, DEAR, IN THE WORDS
OF COLT KIRBY
367
00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:08,708
"I LIKE YOUR STYLE."
368
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:09,642
THANKS, DADDY.
369
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,110
GOOD NIGHT.
370
00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:24,023
MOMMY, WHAT HAPPENED?
371
00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:26,158
OH, HONEY, YOU FELL.
372
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:29,696
LISTEN, BABY.
373
00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:31,664
WE NEED TO TALK
374
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:34,667
ABOUT THESE
SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS.
375
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:36,469
YOU KICKING ME OUT?
376
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,837
I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE GOING THROUGH.
377
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:39,872
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
378
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:44,277
I THOUGHT I SAW A WITCH
OUTSIDE MY WINDOW.
379
00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:45,812
YOU DID?
380
00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:51,451
SHE HAD SLIMY GREEN SKIN,
TEETH ALL BUNCHED UP TOGETHER
381
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,019
STRINGY WHITE HAIR
382
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:54,787
AND SHE USED TO CALL
383
00:20:54,887 --> 00:21:01,027
( raspy witch voice )
"CLAIR, CLAIR."
384
00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:03,896
OH, MOM.
385
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:07,767
WHEN I SAW HER,
I RAN TO MY PARENTS' ROOM.
386
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:09,569
YOU DID THE RIGHT THING.
387
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,473
MY MOTHER
GAVE ME SOMETHING
388
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,975
THAT HELPED ME
GO BACK TO MY ROOM.
389
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:17,176
WHAT DID SHE GIVE YOU?
390
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,077
THIS.
391
00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:20,347
SHE GAVE YOU
JUNK JEWELRY?
392
00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:25,618
THIS MEDAL HAS BEEN IN
OUR FAMILY SINCE 1859.
393
00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:26,419
WOW.
394
00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:28,220
AND WHEN MY MOTHER
GAVE ME THIS MEDAL
395
00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:32,825
I KNEW I WOULD NEVER AGAIN
BE BOTHERED BY THAT WITCH.
396
00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:35,662
MAY THIS MEDAL
MAKE YOU BRAVE.
397
00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:43,069
I FEEL BETTER ALREADY.
398
00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:46,606
AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU
TO GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM.
399
00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:48,875
I KNEW IT WAS COMING.
400
00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:54,814
IT'S GOING TO BE HARD,
BUT I'M GOING BACK IN THERE.
401
00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:59,419
I'LL SEE THOSE KIDNAPPERS
STARING STRAIGHT AT ME
402
00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:02,522
BUT NO MATTER HOW SCARED I GET,
I'LL STAY IN MY ROOM.
403
00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:04,924
I LOVE YOU.
404
00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:06,593
MOM?
405
00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:07,660
HUH?
406
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:10,397
THOSE EARRINGS WOULD LOOK
SO GREAT WITH MY MEDAL.
407
00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:19,071
WE HAVE DEFINITELY GOT
A DAYTIME COUCH.
408
00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:20,339
LOOK, DADDY.
409
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:21,708
MY BRAVERY MEDAL.
410
00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:23,376
MOMMY GAVE IT TO ME.
411
00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:25,277
OH, MY GOODNESS.
412
00:22:25,378 --> 00:22:27,146
WELL, CONGRATULATIONS.
413
00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:28,748
GOOD NIGHT, MAMA.
414
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:29,649
GOOD NIGHT, BABY.
415
00:22:31,217 --> 00:22:32,419
SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.
416
00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:33,520
LET'S HOPE SO.
417
00:22:35,121 --> 00:22:37,857
THAT'S MY
880-RELAY MEDAL.
418
00:22:38,324 --> 00:22:41,561
I HAD TO RUN FOR TWO YEARS
TO EARN THAT MEDAL.
419
00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:46,733
YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE SOMETHING
TO GET SOMETHING.
420
00:22:50,269 --> 00:22:53,305
IN THE WORDS OF COLT KIRBY...
421
00:23:03,015 --> 00:23:05,051
Captioning Made Possible By
422
00:23:05,151 --> 00:23:08,054
THE METROPOLITAN
LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY and NBC
423
00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:11,458
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