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THE METROPOLITAN
LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY
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DAD!
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OH, GOD, NO!
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DAD,
ARE YOU ASLEEP?
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DAD?
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WHAT?
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I HAVE SOMETHING
TO TELL YOU.
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IS IT IMPORTANT?
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YES, DAD.
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HOW IMPORTANT?
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AN "EIGHT."
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A CHILD'S "EIGHT"
OR AN ADULT'S "EIGHT"?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I'VE NEVER BEEN
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AN ADULT.
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VANESSA...
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I JUST FINISHED WORKING
18 HOURS IN THE HOSPITAL.
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I DELIVERED OVER 8,000 BABIES.
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I'M REALLY, REALLY TIRED
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AND IF THIS IS NOT
REALLY, REALLY IMPORTANT
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I'M GOING TO BE
REALLY, REALLY ANGRY.
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IF I TELL YOU AND
IT'S NOT IMPORTANT
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YOU'LL BE ANGRY.
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IF I DON'T TELL
AND IT IS IMPORTANT
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YOU'LL BE ANGRY.
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WHY DID I
COME DOWNSTAIRS?
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TO PUNISH ME.
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DAD...
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WHAT IS IT?
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RUDY'S HOME.
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THERE BETTER BE MORE.
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THERE IS.
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YOU KNOW RUDY'S PET GOLDFISH,
LAMONT?
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YES.
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THE ONE YOU BOUGHT
BECAUSE SHE ATE HER PEAS?
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DON'T THINK I'M COMPLAINING
BECAUSE I EAT MY PEAS
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AND YOU DON'T
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BUY ME
A THING.
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IS THIS ABOUT
BUYING YOU SOMETHING?
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NO, IT'S ABOUT RUDY'S GOLDFISH.
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WHAT ABOUT RUDY'S GOLDFISH?
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HE'S DEAD.
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I'M SORRY.
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RUDY DOESN'T KNOW YET.
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YOU'RE SURE IT'S DEAD?
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ARE FISH SUPPOSED TO
FLOAT ON THEIR BACKS?
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RUDY DOESN'T KNOW IT YET?
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SHE'S FEEDING HIM.
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AND HE'S NOT EATING.
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NOW YOU'RE COOKING.
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HI.
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HI.
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I'M GLAD
YOU'RE HOME.
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HI.
HI, MOM.
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WAIT TILL YOU HEAR
WHAT I DID TODAY.
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NOT NOW, DEAR.
WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM.
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WHAT IS IT?
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RUDY'S GOLDFISH
IS DEAD.
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HOW IS SHE
TAKING IT?
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SHE DOESN'T KNOW YET.
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DAD'S GOING TO BREAK IT TO HER
WHILE I WATCH.
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OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU
MY NEWS LATER.
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HI, MOM.
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THEO!
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YOUR MOM WAS FANTASTIC
AT WORK TODAY.
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GREAT, MOM.
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WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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WHAT ARE YOU FIXING?
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TOUGH ONE, DAD?
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I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
THE RELATIONSHIP
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BETWEEN RUDY AND LAMONT.
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WHEN I TOOK HER
INTO THE PET STORE
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WE CAME IN FRONT OF
THIS HUGE FISH TANK.
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SHE WALKED UP TO IT
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AND SHE SAID,
"I WANT THAT ONE."
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THE MAN TOOK THE NET,
WENT IN...
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CAUGHT A FISH,
PUT IT IN THE BAG.
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SHE SAID, "THAT'S NOT HIM."
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THERE ARE
10,000 FISH--
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ALL LOOK THE SAME--
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IN THAT TANK.
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MY DAUGHTER SAYS,
"THAT'S NOT HIM."
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SHE SAID,
"THERE HE IS."
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THE MAN GOES IN AGAIN,
PULLS A FISH OUT.
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SHE SAYS,
"THAT'S NOT HIM."
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AFTER ABOUT 20 MINUTES,
THE MAN STARTS TO LOOK AT ME.
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SHE SAYS, "THAT'S NOT HIM."
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I SAID,
"THAT'S NOT HIM."
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FINALLY, THE MAN STEPS DOWN,
HANDS RUDY THE NET.
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RUDY CLIMBS UP
ON A CRATE...
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HOLDS THE NET OUT--
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IT DOESN'T
TOUCH THE WATER.
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LAMONT JUMPS UP...
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INTO THE NET.
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SHE SHOWS HIM
TO THE MAN.
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HE SAYS, "THAT'S HIM."
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I SAID TO THE MAN,
"IT WAS ALL THE TIME."
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I'VE NEVER
KNOWN HER
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TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP
OR BE THIS CLOSE TO ANYONE
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IN ALL HER LIFE.
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DADDY?
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YES, DEAR?
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ARE YOU STALLING?
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THAT WAS A VERY
TOUCHING STORY.
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YES, DADDY...
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A LONG TOUCHING STORY.
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HI, RUDY.
WHAT YOU DOING?
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PLAYING.
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SO...
HOW'S EVERYTHING?
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FINE.
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GOOD.
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IS EVERYTHING
OKAY?
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UH-HUH.
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THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.
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WELL, DOCTOR?
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RUDY, DADDY WANTS
TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT LAMONT.
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LAMONT?
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YEAH.
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YOU SEE, DEAR,
LAMONT HAS GONE AWAY.
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NO, HE HASN'T.
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HE'S RIGHT HERE.
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WELL, YES...
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AND NO.
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YOU SEE...
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GOLDFISH ARE
NOT VERY STRONG
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AND SOMETIMES,
WITHOUT WARNING
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THEY JUST STOP...
DOING THINGS... FOREVER.
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DO YOU
UNDERSTAND
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WHAT I'M SAYING?
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UH-HUH.
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WHAT AM I SAYING?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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DAD, LET ME TRY.
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HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
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RUDY...
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WHAT DAD'S
TRYING TO TELL YOU IS
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YOUR GOLDFISH
IS DECREASED.
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CLOSE.
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DECEASED.
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WHAT'S "DECEASED"?
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DEAD.
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WHAT'S DEAD?
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YOUR GOLDFISH.
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YUCK!
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DAD, HE IS DEAD.
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NO!
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LAMONT IS MORE
THAN JUST A BODY.
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HE IS FUNNY STORIES.
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HE'S NIBBLING FOOD.
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HE'S SWIMMING
THROUGH THE LIGHTHOUSE.
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LAMONT WILL ALWAYS
BE WITH US.
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OH... WELL, YEAH.
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CAN I FLUSH
THE BODY?
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GO TO YOUR ROOM.
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WHAT DID I SAY?
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GO TO YOUR ROOM.
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YOU UNFEELING BEAST!
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COME OVER HERE, HONEY.
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DADDY,
IS HE REALLY DEAD?
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YOU CAN CRY
IF YOU WANT TO.
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MAYBE LATER.
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THINK WE COULD
DO SOMETHING
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TO CHEER
HER UP?
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LET'S FIX HER FAVORITE DINNER.
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THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
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HOT DOGS!
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THAT'S YOUR
FAVORITE DINNER.
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HOW ABOUT YOUR FAMOUS
SCRAMBLED EGGS?
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THAT'S WHAT WE'LL DO
FOR HER.
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WHAT ELSE
COULD WE DO?
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SHE'S ALWAYS
WANTED A DOG.
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NO, Y WANTED
A DOG.
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DENISE!
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YEAH?
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A GREAT THING
HAPPENED TO ME
AT WORK TODAY.
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TELL ME ABOUT IT.
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( phone rings )
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MOM,
THAT'S FOR ME.
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HERE WE GO--
DAD'S FAMOUS EGGS.
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IT'S A GOOD THING
HE DIDN'T SERVE FISH.
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UNLESS YOU'RE PLANNING ON
EATING THAT BASKETBALL
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GET IT OFF THE TABLE.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
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ALL RIGHT, NOW...
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LOOK, HONEY,
YOU'VE GOT TO EAT.
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I MADE THESE
SPECIAL FOR YOU.
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COULD I
LEAVE THE TABLE?
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JUST TAKE
A LITTLE BITE.
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I'M TOO SAD TO EAT.
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THAT'S
ALL RIGHT.
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COME ON,
WE'LL GO UPSTAIRS.
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OH, RUDY...
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YOUR MAMA DID THE MOST
FANTASTIC THING AT WORK TODAY.
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MOM, NOT NOW.
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SHE'S REALLY TAKING
THIS THING HARD.
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DENISE...
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THOSE ARE NOT RIBS.
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THEY'RE EGGS, DEAR.
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YOU MADE
A MISTAKE.
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YOU LEFT SOME KETCHUP
IN THE BOTTLE.
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DADDY,
THESE ARE FINE.
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YOU GUYS DON'T SEEM TO CARE
ABOUT YOUR SISTER.
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DADDY, DON'T YOU THINK
YOU'RE BLOWING THIS
OUT OF PROPORTION?
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IT'S JUST A DEAD FISH.
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RIGHT.
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SOUNDS LIKE
FLUSH-A-BYE TIME TO ME.
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WE'LL ALL GATHER
AROUND THE BATHROOM BOWL.
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AND THEN... SWOOSH--
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FLUSH HIM
OFF TO GLORY.
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WHY DON'T WE SAY A PRAYER
BEFORE WE HIT THE HANDLE?
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A FUNERAL FOR A FISH.
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THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA.
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WHY NOT HAVE
REVEREND WINDINGHAM
DELIVER A EULOGY?
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THAT'S A BETTER IDEA.
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DADDY!
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DADDY, COME ON.
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WE WERE ONLY KIDDING!
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DAD, IT'S OKAY
TO BE WEIRD HERE
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BUT YOU'RE GOING
OUTSIDE THE HOUSE NOW.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
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DADDY, PLEASE..!
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HELLO, REVEREND?
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HE'S A MINISTER.
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HE'LL TELL GOD
WE'RE CRAZY.
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JUST A MINUTE,
PLEASE.
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WE'LL DO
ANYTHING YOU SAY.
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YOU'LL COME
TO THE FUNERAL?
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YES!
YES!
YES!
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YOU'LL DO WHATEVER
I ASK YOU TO?
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YES!
YES!
YES!
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YOU'LL WEAR
FUNERAL CLOTHING?
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HELLO, REVEREND?
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YES!!
YES!!
YES!!
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JUST A RELIGIOUS QUESTION.
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UH... CHRISTMAS--
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WILL IT BE THE SAME TIME AGAIN
AS LAST YEAR?
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I SEE.
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ALL RIGHT.
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00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:05,518
YEAH, DECEMBER 25th.
ALL RIGHTY.
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OKAY. NICE TALKING TO YOU.
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BYE-BYE.
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NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
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IT WILL KEEP IF YOU'RE BUSY.
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IT'S NOT THAT IMPORTANT.
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YEAH, SURE, MOM,
I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW.
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RUDY OKAY?
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SHE'LL BE
ALL RIGHT.
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00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:34,647
( sigh )
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OKAY.
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SO... TELL ME
ABOUT YOUR DAY.
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MY DAY?
254
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,832
YES. YOU KNOW,
THE EXCITING NEWS.
255
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,235
FORGET
ABOUT THAT.
256
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,274
OKAY, WELL, I KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS.
257
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:05,979
FILING OF THE NAILS MEANS
DEAD HUSBAND ON THE FLOOR.
258
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,884
I TRIED TO TALK TO
EVERYBODY IN THIS FAMILY.
259
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,953
NOBODY WANTED TO LISTEN.
260
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:14,321
I EVEN CALLED MY MOTHER.
261
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,089
IT'S THAT BAD, HUH?
262
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:20,493
I'M GOING TO SIT IN THIS CHAIR--
263
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,963
I'M NOT MOVING OUT OF IT--
264
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,998
AND I'M GOING TO LISTEN.
265
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:25,632
YOU PROMISE?
266
00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:26,733
I SWEAR.
267
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:28,701
I'M NOT GETTING OUT
OF THIS CHAIR.
268
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:37,744
LAST WEEK, I WAS READING
THE VERDI CONSTRUCTION CONTRACT.
269
00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:40,880
VERDI CONSTRUCTION CONTRACT.
I KNOW IT WELL.
270
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:43,316
CLIFF, SHUT UP AND LISTEN.
271
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,187
NOBODY AT WORK WOULD TOUCH IT.
272
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,455
EVERYBODY THOUGHT
IT WAS A HOPELESS CASE
273
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,657
BUT I FOUND THIS LOOPHOLE...
274
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,025
( beeping )
275
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:56,796
GO AHEAD. GO AHEAD.
276
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:57,464
THAT'S YOUR BEEPER.
277
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,066
I KNOW. I HEARD IT.
278
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,401
LOOPHOLE. GO AHEAD.
279
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:04,104
I FOUND THIS LOOPHOLE THAT
SAVED THE CLIENT OVER $10,000.
280
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:07,074
EVERYBODY IN THE OFFICE
GOTEXCITED
281
00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:09,709
EVEN MR. GREENBROOK SENIOR...
282
00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:10,277
UH-OH.
283
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:11,444
CAME TO SHAKE MY HAND.
284
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:13,313
( beeping )
285
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:17,884
GO AHEAD.
GO AHEAD.
286
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:19,252
MR. GREENBROOK SENIOR...
287
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:20,853
SHOULDN'T YOU MAKE THAT CALL?
288
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:22,789
NO, BECAUSE IF
IT'S AN EMERGENCY
289
00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:24,591
THEY GIVE ONE LONG BEEP.
290
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:29,096
GO AHEAD. MR. GREENBROOK
SENIOR CAME OUT OF THE OFFICE.
291
00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:32,332
MR. GREENBROOK SENIOR
CAME OUT OF THE OFFICE
TO SHAKE MY HAND...
292
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:36,669
( long beep )
293
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:41,041
OKAY. UH, GO AHEAD.
294
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,376
GO AHEAD.
MR. GREENBROOK.
295
00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:46,646
AND HE
SAID...
296
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:48,481
HOLD IT.
YES, THIS IS DR. HUXTABLE.
297
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,987
OH, MRS. DAVIS
HAS LEFT FOR THE HOSPITAL?
298
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:57,457
WELL, HOW FAR APART ARE THEY?
299
00:15:57,557 --> 00:16:02,395
NO, NO, NOT THE LABOR PAINS,
THE HOUSE TO THE HOSPITAL.
300
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:05,765
OKAY, FINE.
301
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:07,200
JUST CALL THE HOSPITAL
302
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:10,270
AND TELL THEM THAT
I'LL BE THERE AS SOON AS I CAN.
303
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,638
THANK YOU. BYE-BYE.
304
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,941
"CAME OUT OF THE OFFICE AND..."
305
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,909
I THINK YOU BETTER GO.
306
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,978
I DON'T HAVE TO GO.
307
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:19,979
I WANT TO HEAR THIS.
308
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,182
HONEST TO GOODNESS,
HONEY, PLEASE.
309
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:25,552
THAT MRS. DAVIS-- THIS
IS HER NINTH CHILD.
310
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,323
PLEASE BELIEVE ME,
SHE DOESN'T NEED ME.
311
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,891
I'M JUST A FRILL.
312
00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:36,596
NOW, COME ON,
TELL ME, PLEASE.
313
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:37,997
"CAME OUT OF
THE OFFICE..."
314
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:38,965
AND SHOOK MY HAND...
315
00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:39,632
SHOOK YOUR HAND...
316
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:40,767
AND SAID,
"CONGRATULATIONS."
317
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:44,971
CONGRATULATIONS.
AND?
318
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,509
AND THEN HE WENT
BACK INTO THE OFFICE.
319
00:16:55,882 --> 00:17:00,019
THAT IS THE SADDEST
STORY I'VE EVER
HEARD IN MY LIFE.
320
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:01,721
( knocking )
321
00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:03,256
HO! COME IN.
322
00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:06,358
I TOLD RUDY ABOUT THE FUNERAL.
323
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,627
SHE WANTS TO KNOW
WHERE LAMONT'S GOING TO END UP.
324
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,630
IN HEAVEN.
325
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:11,431
OKAY.
326
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:13,965
A FUNERAL?
327
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:17,770
WE'RE GIVING LAMONT
A LITTLE SEND-OFF
IN THE POWDER ROOM.
328
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:19,972
I THOUGHT IT
WOULD BE NICE...
329
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,508
( knocking )
330
00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:26,346
DAD, SHE WANTS TO KNOW WHERE
LAMONT'S GOING TO END UP REALLY.
331
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:27,980
IN THE RIVER.
332
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:28,881
OKAY.
333
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:31,984
WHAT'S GOING ON?
334
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:33,153
I THOUGHT IT
WOULD BE NICE
335
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,188
TO HAVE A FUNERAL
FOR LAMONT.
336
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:38,024
ANYWAY, CONGRATULATIONS,
BECAUSE HEAVEN KNOWS
337
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,627
WHEN THAT MAN WILL COME
OUT OF THAT OFFICE AGAIN.
338
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,596
NOW, IS THIS THE DARKEST THING
339
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:46,499
THAT YOU HAVE
IN THAT CLOSET?
340
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:47,534
WHY?
341
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:48,801
FOR THE FUNERAL.
342
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,237
WE ARE DRESSING?
343
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,139
FOR THE FUNERAL.
FOR LAMONT.
344
00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:55,808
JUST GO AHEAD.
345
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,344
I LOVE LIVING HERE.
346
00:17:58,145 --> 00:18:01,681
COMING IN THIRD
AFTER YOUR PATIENTS
AND A DEAD GOLDFISH.
347
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,951
HEY, CLAIR.
348
00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:07,987
THE FISH GOES,
YOU MOVE TO NUMBER TWO.
349
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:20,833
CALLING ALL MOURNERS!
350
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,101
CALLING ALL MOURNERS!
351
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:22,769
Theo:
OH, DAD.
352
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:24,237
YEAH, "OH, DAD."
353
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:26,739
IF YOU DON'T WANT ME
TO CALL THE REVEREND...
354
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,881
I DON'T HAVE
ANYTHING ELSE BLACK.
355
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,451
GO IN AND GET YOUR
SISTER READY, PLEASE.
356
00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:42,322
HERE, DAD, MATCHBOX
FOR THE COFFIN.
357
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:46,226
HE'S TOO BIG.
358
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:47,827
HE WON'T FIT IN THAT.
359
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,329
WELL, CAN'T WE BEND HIM?
360
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:54,000
WHEN RUDY COMES OUT,
GO IN AND GET THE FISH
361
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,635
ALL RIGHT?
362
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:56,936
CALLING ALL MOURNERS!
363
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:02,409
WHAT'S DOING?
364
00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:06,646
YOU LIKE IT?
365
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,548
WEAR IT WHEN I'M DEAD.
366
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:13,820
HARVEY'S PICKING ME UP
IN FIVE MINUTES
367
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,588
SO CAN WE MOVE IT ALONG?
368
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:16,623
"MOVE IT ALONG."
369
00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:20,360
THIS IS NOT A HOLLYWOOD FUNERAL.
370
00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:25,097
NOW TAKE THE SUNGLASSES OFF.
371
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,970
PUT THE SUNGLASSES BACK ON.
372
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:37,344
CLAIR!
373
00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:41,614
I FEEL A LITTLE
OVERDRESSED FOR
THE POWDER ROOM.
374
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,783
NO, YOU LOOK JUST FINE.
375
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,252
UH, NO JEWELRY.
376
00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:58,298
DADDY.
377
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,567
COME OVER HERE BESIDE DADDY.
378
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,203
SHE'S WEARING LAMONT'S
FAVORITE DRESS.
379
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,439
I THINK IT REMINDED
HIM OF THE SEA.
380
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:09,576
DAD.
381
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,444
OKAY, LET'S PROCEED WITH
THE FUNERAL, PLEASE.
382
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,648
I CLOSED HIS EYES
FOR YOU.
383
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:23,089
AHEM!
384
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,225
WE ARE
GATHERED HERE
385
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:28,995
FOR THIS
SPECIAL OCCASION
386
00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:32,865
TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO LAMONT.
387
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,402
NOW, GATHER AROUND, PLEASE.
388
00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:45,177
WE'RE HERE TO SAY GOOD-BYE
TO A CHERISHED FRIEND...
389
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:48,448
LAMONT... GOLDFISH.
390
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:55,988
LAMONT WAS
A GOOD FISH...
391
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,792
HAPPY AND BRAVE.
392
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:04,797
I ALWAYS FELT SAFE
WITH HIM AROUND.
393
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:15,475
AND SO, AS TO ALL FISH,
LAMONT'S TIME ON THIS EARTH...
394
00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:16,309
DADDY?
395
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:17,510
YES, DEAR?
396
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,646
I WANT TO WATCH TELEVISION.
397
00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:27,186
YEAH. WELL, SEE, WE'RE HAVING
A FUNERAL FOR YOUR FRIEND.
398
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:30,256
I WANT TO WATCH TV NOW.
399
00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:32,091
ME, TOO.
400
00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:38,097
NOBODY IS GOING
TO WATCH TV UNTIL
THE FUNERAL IS OVER.
401
00:21:38,197 --> 00:21:39,366
IS THAT CLEAR?
402
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:41,634
IF SH DOESN'T WANT
THE FUNERAL
403
00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:43,169
WE SHOULDN'T HAVE IT.
404
00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:46,005
WE GOT DRESSED UP FOR THIS!
405
00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:49,609
WE'RE GOING
TO HAVE IT!
406
00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:50,943
RIGHT, RUDY?
407
00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:54,514
RUDY!
408
00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:56,248
FORGIVE HER, PLEASE.
409
00:21:57,950 --> 00:22:01,354
HE'S TALKING TO
THE * FI-ISH!
410
00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:03,022
( horn honking )
411
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:04,857
OH, DADDY,
THAT'S HARVEY.
412
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:07,326
WHERE YOU GOING?
HEY!
413
00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:09,996
DON'T YOU WANT TO SAY
GOOD-BYE TO LAMONT?
414
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,264
HE DIDN'T SAY
GOOD-BYE TO US.
415
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:14,534
THEY'RE GOING
TO COME BACK HERE.
416
00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:16,168
CLIFF.
417
00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:16,969
THEY'RE
GOING TO...
418
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:18,938
THIS IS FINISHED.
419
00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:20,006
FINISHED?
420
00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:21,140
THE PARTY'S OVER.
421
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:22,742
THIS ISN'T A PARTY.
422
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,877
IT'S A FUNERAL FOR LAMONT.
423
00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:26,946
WE DON'T WANT IT.
424
00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:29,181
YOU'VE FORCED THIS ON ALL OF US.
425
00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:31,751
I FORCED IT ON ALL OF US.
426
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:32,785
YES.
427
00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:34,153
UH-HUH. YOU LOVE THIS?
428
00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:37,957
THIS MAKES YOU
VERY HAPPY, DOES IT?
429
00:22:38,057 --> 00:22:38,791
NO.
430
00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:40,827
YES, YOU ARE HAPPY.
431
00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:43,195
MY HUSBAND HAS GONE CRAZY.
432
00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:46,999
BUT, HONEY, IT'S RIDICULOUS.
433
00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:47,767
WHAT IS RIDICULOUS?
434
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:48,868
LOOK AT YOU.
435
00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:52,839
STANDING THERE
DRESSED AND HOLDING
OVER THE... AND...
436
00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:54,541
"HE WAS A GOOD FISH."
437
00:22:55,575 --> 00:22:56,809
AND NOBODY
CARES!
438
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,845
MEANWHILE, A WOMAN'S
IN THE HOSPITAL
439
00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:00,647
WAITING FOR YOU
TO DELIVER THE BABY.
440
00:23:00,747 --> 00:23:01,914
OH, MY GOD.
441
00:23:05,284 --> 00:23:06,653
I'M SORRY, LAMONT!
442
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:08,788
DADDY...
443
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,590
YOU'VE COME BACK
FOR THE FUNERAL?
444
00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:13,059
NO, I WANT SOME PRIVACY.
445
00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:16,729
YOU WANT TO TALK
TO LAMONT ALONE?
446
00:23:16,829 --> 00:23:19,866
NO, I WANT TO USE THE BATHROOM.
447
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,217
Captioning Made Possible By
448
00:23:38,317 --> 00:23:40,687
THE METROPOLITAN
LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY
449
00:23:40,787 --> 00:23:44,657
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