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THE METROPOLITAN
LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY
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( rock music )
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IT'S GETTING LATE.
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STOP DANCING AROUND
WITH THAT FOOD
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AND START EATING IT.
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YOU SAID WE COULD HAVE
THE RADIO ON.
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I SAID YOU COULD LISTEN TO IT.
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I THINK WE SHOULD BE ALLOWED
SOME MOMENTS OF HAPPINESS.
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IF YOU WANT TO KEEP
DANCING AROUND
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SPILLING FOOD AND ACTING
LIKE FOOLS, THAT'S FINE WITH ME.
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WHEN SHE SAYS,
"FINE WITH ME"
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IT'S NOT.
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MOM, I WANTED MY
EGGS SCRAMBLED.
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COMING RIGHT UP.
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MOM, SCRAMBLE MY CEREAL.
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I'M ALL SCRAMBLED OUT.
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I DIDN'T GET MUCH
SLEEP LAST NIGHT.
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MOM, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED--
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WHAT WE ALL COULD USE--
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A NICE SOOTHING DOG.
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A REAL FAMILY DOG
FOR ALL OF US.
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WE ALREADY HAVE
A FAMILY DOG-- YOU.
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THEODORE, YOUR SISTER
DOESN'T CALL YOU NAMES.
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I JUST WANTED AN ANIMAL
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WHOSE NAME STARTS
WITH THE SAME LETTER
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AS THE GRADES ON
YOUR REPORT CARD
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WHICH YOU'RE
GETTING TODAY.
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I'M ASSUMING IT WILL BE BETTER
THAN LAST SEMESTER'S.
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OH, I'M ASSUMING THE SAME THING.
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BUT YOU KNOW
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TEACHER'S GRADE YOU
ON SOME WEIRD THINGS.
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LIKE EXAMS AND PAPERS?
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RIGHT.
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HEY.
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HEY, DAD.
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HI, DADDY.
HI, DADDY.
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LISTEN, LET'S PUT ON
SOME MUSIC AROUND HERE.
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( jazz )
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MR. McMANNUS,
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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I NEED SOME AIR.
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HOW'S THAT?
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MR. McMANNUS, YOUR WIFE IS
HAVING A BABY IN THERE.
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I KNOW THAT.
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WELL, THEN, YOU HAVE
TO GO IN THERE
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SO WE CAN HAVE IT.
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SHE DOESN'T WANT ME THERE.
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SHE DO WANT YOU THERE.
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BUT SHE YELLED AT ME.
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WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT.
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MY WIFE, WHEN SHE WAS THERE
IN THE DELIVERY ROOM
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AND THAT PAIN HIT
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MY WIFE STOOD UP
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AND TOLD EVERYBODY
IN THE DELIVERY ROOM
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THAT MY PARENTS
WERE NEVER MARRIED, OKAY?
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SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT?
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LOOK AT ME.
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I CAN'T GET ANYTHING RIGHT--
I FEEL LIKE A BUMBLING FOOL.
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MR. McMANNUS, YOU HAVE
THE MAKINGS OF A PERFECT FATHER.
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NOW, LET'S GO.
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BUT I FORGOT
EVERYTHING.
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I FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE.
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ALL YOU DO IS:
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I MEAN MY OWN BREATHING.
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MR. McMANNUS, YOUR WIFE
IS GOING TO HAVE THE BABY.
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SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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THERE ARE WOMEN
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WHO ARE NINE MONTHS PREGNANT
WHO ARE OUT PICKING RICE.
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THE BABY FALLS OUT
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AND STARTS TO PICK
BESIDE THE MOTHER.
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I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT RICE.
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MR. McMANNUS,
WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS
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YOUR WIFE'S GOING TO DELIVER
ANYWAY, TRUST ME.
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I'M JUST GOING TO HOLD THE ROPE.
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ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CHEER.
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CHEER?
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CHEER.
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PUSH... JUST PUSH.
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CHEER.
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PUSH HIM OUT,
SHOVE HIM OUT, WAY OUT!
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PUSH HIM OUT,
SHOVE HIM OUT, WAY OUT!
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PUSH HIM OUT,
SHOVE HIM OUT, WAY OUT!
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PUSH HIM OUT,
SHOVE HIM OUT
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WAY OUT!
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PUSH HIM OUT,
SHOVE HIM OUT, WAY--
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LET'S GO!
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STOP
TOUCHING ME.
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MOM...
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TEDDY'S TOUCHING
RUDY AGAIN.
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I WASN'T DOING
ANYTHING.
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UH-HUH.
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YOU'RE IN TROUBLE ALREADY--
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BRINGING HOME THAT REPORT CARD.
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YOUR PARENTS GIVE YOU EVERYTHING
AND WHAT DO YOU DO?
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LIKE I SAID...
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DON'T ANSWER ME
WHEN I'M ASKING YOU QUESTIONS.
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KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
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YOU THINK I'M TALKING
JUST TO HEAR MYSELF?
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ANSWER ME.
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NOW?
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SAVE THE SMART-MOUTH ANSWERS
FOR YOUR FATHER.
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I'M FINISHED
WITH THIS ENTIRE MATTER.
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RIGHT, NO PROBLEM.
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SNITCH.
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MOM, TEDDY'S
THROWING FOOD.
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PLEASE CONTROL
YOUR CHILDREN.
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YOU'VE FOOLED AROUND
LONG ENOUGH.
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DENISE, CLEAR
THIS TABLE.
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THEODORE, YOU GO TO
YOUR ROOM AND WAIT
FOR YOUR FATHER.
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YOU TWO,
GO UPSTAIRS
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GET INTO
THE SHOWER
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TURN ON THE WATER,
STAND UNDER THE WATER
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USE THE SOAP, RINSE
AND DRY YOURSELVES
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AND GO TO SLEEP.
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STOP TOUCHING ME!
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I WASN'T TOUCHING YOU,
LITTLE GIRL.
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YOU WAS TOO
TOUCHING ME!
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DON'T START
TOUCHING ME.
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OKAY, I WON'T
TOUCH YOU.
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I'LL SHOVE YOU.
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NEW RULE IN THIS HOUSE
STARTING NOW:
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NOBODY'S TO TOUCH ANYBODY
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ANYWHERE WITH ANYTHING
FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES.
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CLIFF...
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WHY DO WE HAVE FOUR CHILDREN?
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BECAUSE WE DID NOT WANT FIVE.
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HELLO, MY DEAR.
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RIGHT.
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MRS. McMANNUS...
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MRS. McMANNUS FINALLY DELIVERED
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AFTER BEING IN LABOR
FOR 30 HOURS.
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BROUGHT HER INTO THE ROOM,
THOUGHT WE'D HAVE BIG TROUBLE...
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POPPED IT OUT JUST LIKE TOAST.
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I JUST HAD TO SIT THERE IN THE
CROUCH JUST LIKE JOHNNY BENCH.
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WHO'S IN TROUBLE NOW?
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THEODORE.
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GOOD, BECAUSE
I THOUGHT IT WAS ME.
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TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
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FOUR D's.
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YOU BETTER HANDLE IT.
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IF I DO, HE'LL SAY "NO PROBLEM,"
AND I'LL HAVE TO KILL HIM.
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SO YOU WANT ME
TO KILL HIM FOR YOU?
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RIGHT.
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CAN I HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT
BEFORE I KILL HIM?
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CLIFF...
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YEAH.
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I'LL BE CRUELER
ON AN EMPTY STOMACH.
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CLIFF!
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( knocking )
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THEO.
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YO.
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HARD TO GET
GOOD HELP,
ISN'T IT?
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SON...
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YOUR MOTHER ASKED ME
TO COME UP HERE
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AND KILL YOU.
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HEY, I KNOW.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY.
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AND IT'S UNDER CONTROL, SO...
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NO PROBLEM.
NO PROBLEM.
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HOW DO YOU EXPECT
TO GET INTO COLLEGE
WITH THESE GRADES?
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NO PROBLEM.
HUH?
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I'M NOT GOING TO COLLEGE.
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DAMN RIGHT.
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I'LL GET THROUGH
HIGH SCHOOL.
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AND THEN GET A JOB
LIKE REGULAR PEOPLE.
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REGULAR PEOPLE?
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YEAH, YOU KNOW,
WHO WORK IN A GAS STATION
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OR DRIVE
A BUS.
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SO YOU'RE SAYING
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YOUR MOTHER AND I
SHOULDN'T CARE IF YOU GET D's
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BECAUSE YOU DON'T NEED
GOOD GRADES
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TO BE REGULAR PEOPLE.
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RIGHT.
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OKAY.
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SUPPOSE...
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YOU GRADUATE
FROM HIGH SCHOOL.
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LET'S SAY YOU JUST SLIDE BY.
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YOU'VE GOT TO
FIND A JOB.
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WHAT KIND OF SALARY
DO YOU EXPECT
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FOR A REGULAR PERSON?
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MMM...
$250 A WEEK.
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$250 DOLLARS A WEEK?
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YEAH.
SIT DOWN.
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I'LL GIVE YOU
$300 A WEEK.
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YES, INDEED.
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$300 A WEEK--
$1,200 A MONTH.
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ALL RIGHT?
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I'LL TAKE IT!
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YES, YOU WILL.
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AND I WILL TAKE
$350 FOR TAXES...
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WHOA!
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BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT
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COMES FOR
THE REGULAR PEOPLE FIRST.
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HOW MUCH DOES THAT
LEAVE YOU WITH?
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$850.
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ALL RIGHT.
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NOW YOU'VE GOT TO
HAVE AN APARTMENT
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BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT
GOING TO LIVE HERE.
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SO AN APARTMENT
IN MANHATTAN
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WILL RUN YOU AT LEAST
$400 A MONTH.
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I'LL LIVE IN NEW JERSEY.
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ALL RIGHT.
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YOU LIVE IN NEW JERSEY,
YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE A CAR.
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I'LL RIDE A MOTORBIKE.
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YOU NEED A HELMET.
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FIGURE $100 A MONTH
FOR CLOTHES AND SHOES.
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FIGURE $200--
I WANT TO LOOK GOOD.
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SO WHAT DOES THAT
LEAVE YOU WITH?
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$200.
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SO, NO PROBLEM.
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THERE IS A PROBLEM.
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YOU HAVEN'T EATEN YET.
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I CAN GET BY
ON BALONEY AND CEREAL.
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SO I'VE GOT EVERYTHING I NEED
PLUS $200 LEFT FOR THE MONTH.
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PLAN TO HAVE
A GIRLFRIEND?
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FOR SURE.
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REGULAR PEOPLE.
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Vanessa:
OPEN THIS DOOR!
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VANESSA.
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DENISE!
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VANESSA!
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VANESSA.
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COME HERE.
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COME HERE.
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HERE, HERE, HERE.
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THERE IS THERE.
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THIS IS HERE--
COME HERE.
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DENISE PUSHED US
OUT OF THE BATHROOM
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AND THE SHAMPOO
IS IN RUDY'S EYES
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AND NOW RUDY MIGHT BE
BLINDED FOR LIFE.
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IF SHE IS,
CAN WE GET A DOG?
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NO, BUT YOU CAN
WALK YOUR SISTER...
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DOWN TO MY ROOM.
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GET HER CLEANED UP.
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GOOD AHEAD, RUDY.
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WHOA.
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HEY!
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HEY.
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WHERE YOU GOING?
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I'VE GOT A DATE.
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NOT IN THOSE PANTS.
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BLOOD CANNOT GET UP
TO YOUR BRAIN FROM YOUR LEG.
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AND BESIDES,
THIS IS A SCHOOL NIGHT.
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IT'S FRIDAY, DADDY.
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DID YOU GO
TO SCHOOL TODAY?
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YEAH.
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00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:47,928
SO IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT.
250
00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:50,397
MOM SAID I COULD GO.
GO ASK HER.
251
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,665
ASK MOM?
252
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:55,335
I HAVE TO
ASK YOUR MOTHER?
253
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:56,769
I DON'T HAVE TO
ASK ANYBODY.
254
00:13:56,870 --> 00:14:00,740
NOW GO ON IN AND
CHANGE YOUR PANTS.
255
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,342
THANK YOU.
256
00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:07,480
CLAIR!
257
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:13,153
CLAIR!
258
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:14,387
YES.
259
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,957
DID YOU TELL DENISE
SHE COULD GO OUT TONIGHT?
260
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:18,325
YES.
261
00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:19,559
HAVE YOU SEEN
THE BOY?
262
00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:21,028
YES, I HAVE.
263
00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:23,897
HOW UGLY IS HE?
264
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:25,665
HEY!
265
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,334
HEY.
266
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,202
HOW ARE YOU?
267
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:30,904
HAVE A SIT-DOWN.
268
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,241
Vanessa:
STOP TOUCHING ME!
269
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:35,408
Theo:
GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
270
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:37,177
DO YOU WANT ME
TO COME UP THERE?
271
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:39,913
* NO...
272
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,517
I'M DENISE'S FATHER.
273
00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:46,886
IS THAT RIGHT?
274
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,194
ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY EAR?
275
00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:58,498
NO, I WAS LOOKING
AT THE EARRING IN IT.
276
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,333
YEAH, IT'S
A REAL CONVERSATION PIECE
277
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,902
FOR SOME
OLDER PEOPLE.
278
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:08,208
I GOT IT
IN THE MERCHANT MARINES.
279
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:11,478
WHEN YOU CROSS THE EQUATOR,
THEY PIERCE YOUR EAR.
280
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:14,314
WHEN YOU CROSS BACK,
WILL THEY FILL IT IN?
281
00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:23,390
THAT'S GOOD, SIR.
282
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:27,660
SO WHEN DO YOU SHIP OUT AGAIN?
283
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,229
OH, I'M NOT IN IT ANYMORE.
284
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:32,065
NO, I'M BACK IN SCHOOL.
285
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,900
YOU'RE IN DENISE'S CLASS?
286
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:37,070
NO. TWO YEARS BEHIND.
287
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,240
AND YOU DON'T MIND THAT?
288
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,775
HEY, AFTER YOU'VE BEEN
IN A TURKISH PRISON
289
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:46,246
EVERYTHING ELSE
IS EASY.
290
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:47,780
DENISE!
291
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:49,482
DENISE!
292
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:54,454
( talking to herself )
293
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,523
THERE'S NOBODY THERE.
294
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:57,924
THERE'S...
295
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,393
DENISE!
296
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:04,931
DENISE!
297
00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:07,800
DENISE!
298
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,669
A NEW OUTFIT
FOR YOU, DADDY.
299
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,271
HAPPY?
HAPPY.
300
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:12,539
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW IT
301
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:16,243
BUT YOUR DATE
IS WEARING ONE EARRING.
302
00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:18,078
YEAH?
303
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:21,214
YEAH, WELL, HE GAVE ME
A PERFECTLY GOOD EXPLANATION
304
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,815
BUT IF YOU WANT MY OPINION
305
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:26,986
IT'S BECAUSE
HE LOST THE OTHER ONE.
306
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,024
BYE, DADDY.
307
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:31,858
DENISE?
308
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:32,625
YEAH.
309
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:33,893
YOUR FACE.
310
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,828
YOUR FACE?
YOUR
FACE.
311
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:38,498
ONLY HALF OF YOUR FACE
IS MADE UP.
312
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:41,101
WILL YOU BE DOING
THE OTHER SIDE
313
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:43,703
OR WALKING SIDEWAYS ALL NIGHT?
314
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:44,837
GOOD NIGHT,
DADDY.
315
00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:46,139
YES.
GOOD NIGHT.
316
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:49,409
YOU KNOW THAT HE SPENT A YEAR
IN A TURKISH PRISON.
317
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,245
OH.
318
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,947
I'M SUPPOSED TO
DO SOMETHING NOW.
319
00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:55,815
WHERE...
320
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:56,583
DAD?
321
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,851
HEY!
322
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,587
ALL RIGHT.
323
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,855
DAD, I THOUGHT ABOUT
WHAT YOU SAID
324
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:05,458
AND I SEE YOUR POINT.
325
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:06,593
THANK YOU.
326
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:07,460
THANK YOU.
327
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,896
BUT I HAVE A POINT, TOO.
328
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:11,164
MAKE YOUR POINT.
329
00:17:11,263 --> 00:17:13,099
YOU'RE A DOCTOR
AND MOM'S A LAWYER.
330
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,435
YOU'RE BOTH SUCCESSFUL,
AND THAT'S GREAT.
331
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:18,637
BUT MAYBE I WAS BORN
TO BE A REGULAR PERSON
332
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:21,473
AND HAVE A REGULAR LIFE.
333
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:24,810
IF YOU WEREN'T A DOCTOR,
I WOULDN'T LOVE YOU LESS
334
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:27,814
BECAUSE
YOU'RE MY DAD.
335
00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:33,420
AND SO,
INSTEAD OF ACTING DISAPPOINTED
336
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:36,456
BECAUSE I'M NOT LIKE YOU
337
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,625
MAYBE YOU CAN
JUST ACCEPT WHO I AM
338
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,428
AND LOVE ME, ANYWAY...
339
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,696
BECAUSE I'M YOUR SON.
340
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,641
THEO...
341
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:58,678
THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING
I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE!
342
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:01,981
NO WONDER
YOU GET D's IN EVERYTHING.
343
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,354
NOW, YOU ARE AFRAID TO TRY
344
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:10,457
BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID THAT
YOUR BRAIN IS GOING TO EXPLODE
345
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:15,094
AND OOZE OUT OF YOUR EARS.
346
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:16,363
NOW I'M TELLING YOU
347
00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:20,200
YOU ARE GOING TO TRY
AS HARD AS YOU CAN.
348
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:23,570
AND YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT
BECAUSE I SAID SO!
349
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:25,172
I AM YOUR FATHER.
350
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:30,443
I BROUGHT YOU IN THIS WORLD,
AND I'LL TAKE YOU OUT.
351
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:38,518
NOW, SON,
COME HERE.
352
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:42,589
COME HERE.
353
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:50,663
NOW LISTEN TO ME.
354
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:54,301
I JUST WANT YOU TO DO
THE BEST YOU CAN.
355
00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:55,702
THAT'S ALL.
356
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:58,305
I'LL TRY, DAD,
I REALLY WILL.
357
00:18:58,405 --> 00:18:59,506
I LOVE YOU.
358
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:00,473
YEAH, DAD.
HUH?
359
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,642
I KNOW.
YEAH.
360
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,177
AND MAYBE...
361
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:07,580
YOUR MOTHER LOVES YOU, TOO.
362
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,254
SO?
363
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:15,355
I WANT MY DINNER.
364
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:16,856
IT'S WARMING.
365
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,525
I WANT MY DINNER NOW...
366
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:19,426
IN A MINUTE.
367
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:20,527
WHAT HAPPENED UPSTAIRS?
368
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:23,863
DEAR, YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M LIKE
WHEN I'M HUNGRY.
369
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:24,864
GO GET A PLATE.
370
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:25,998
I DON'T WANT A PLATE.
371
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:28,235
I WANT TO EAT
FROM THE POT.
372
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:31,404
WE HAVE TO SET
A GOOD EXAMPLE.
373
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,207
FOR WHO?
374
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:36,409
ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME
ABOUT THEO?
375
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,412
OH, YEAH.
376
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,014
HAVE YOU BEEN UP
TO HIS ROOM LATELY?
377
00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:43,283
I MADE HIM PUT HIS CLOTHES AWAY
378
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:44,417
THIS AFTERNOON.
379
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:48,555
WELL, THEY CRAWLED BACK OUT.
380
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,557
WHAT DID YOU SAY
ABOUT HIS GRADES?
381
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:54,794
I TOLD HIM HE HAD TO
DO BETTER IN SCHOOL.
382
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:56,128
WHAT DID HE SAY?
383
00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:57,730
WELL, HE SAID "OKAY."
384
00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,732
HE SAID "OKAY"?
385
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,334
WELL, NOT EXACTLY.
386
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,169
WHAT EXACTLY DID HE SAY?
387
00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:04,437
HE SAID "I'LL TRY."
388
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:07,006
"I'LL TRY" IS WORSE THAN OKAY.
389
00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:09,776
WELL, NO,
I THINK HE SAID "OKAY."
390
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,044
I THINK THAT'S WHAT HE SAID.
391
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:13,580
I CAN GO UP
AND ASK HIM.
392
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,316
DID YOU TELL HIM THAT
IF HE DOESN'T BUCKLE DOWN
393
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:18,385
HE'LL NEVER
GET ANYWHERE.
394
00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:22,455
THE BOY DOES NOT CARE
ABOUT GETTING ANYWHERE.
395
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:23,890
THE BOY SAID TO ME
396
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:26,826
THAT HE WANTED TO BE
"REGULAR PEOPLE"
397
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:31,364
WHEN IN FACT, WHAT HE IS
IS LAZ PEOPLE.
398
00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:33,232
AND IF THE REGULAR PEOPLE
399
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:37,670
FIND OUT THAT
HE'S USING THEIR NAME
400
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:42,074
THEY'RE GOING TO COME DOWN
AND KICK HIS BUTT.
401
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:55,154
( sigh )
402
00:20:55,254 --> 00:21:01,027
I WAS BEAUTIFUL ONCE--
BEFORE THE CHILDREN CAME.
403
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:03,262
I NEVER MET
A MORE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.
404
00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:06,833
DO YOU THINK WHEN THEY GROW UP
I'LL BE BEAUTIFUL AGAIN?
405
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:09,001
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL NOW.
406
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,470
I JUST HOPE
THEY GET OUT OF THE HOUSE
407
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:12,739
BEFORE WE DIE.
408
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:18,378
OH.
409
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:19,912
MMM.
MMM.
410
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:20,713
HMM.
411
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:22,582
LET'S JUST REMEMBER
412
00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:24,484
THIS IS HOW
WE GOT THE CHILDREN
413
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:26,553
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
414
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:33,426
RIGHT.
415
00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:38,831
OH, SHUCKS.
416
00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:42,669
( knocking )
417
00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:44,571
Cliff:
WHO IS IT?
418
00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:46,005
NO.
419
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:47,139
NO, NO.
420
00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:48,941
WHEN I SAY, "WHO IS IT?"
421
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:51,277
IT DOESN'T MEAN
FOR YOU TO COME IN.
422
00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:52,645
WHEN I SAY, "WHO IS IT?"
423
00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:55,615
YOU SAY WHO IT IS.
424
00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:02,288
( knocking )
425
00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:03,255
WHO IS IT?
426
00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:05,892
Vanessa:
WHO IT IS!
427
00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:10,397
COME IN.
428
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:13,032
MOM, DAD, WE CAN'T SLEEP
429
00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:16,836
BECAUSE RUDY THINKS
SHE HEARD THE WOLF MAN
GROWLING IN OUR CLOSET.
430
00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:18,471
I TOLD HER
THERE WASN'T SUCH A THING
431
00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:21,173
BUT SHE
DOESN'T BELIEVE ME.
432
00:22:21,273 --> 00:22:24,110
THERE'S NO WOLF MAN
GROWLING IN YOUR CLOSET.
433
00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:26,178
UH-HUH.
434
00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:29,582
THERE IS NO WOLF MAN
GROWLING IN YOUR CLOSET.
435
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:31,384
UH-HUH.
436
00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:35,054
ANYBODY GOT ANY OTHER
BRIGHT IDEAS?
437
00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:37,890
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
SLEEP WITH US TONIGHT.
438
00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:40,393
IF YOU REALLY
WANT US TO.
439
00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:45,297
OH.
440
00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:51,370
( giggling )
441
00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,211
GOOD NIGHT,
DARLING.
442
00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:02,381
GOOD NIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT.
443
00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:12,224
Captioning Made Possible By
444
00:23:12,324 --> 00:23:14,761
THE METROPOLITAN
LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY
445
00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:18,931
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