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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,860 --> 00:00:05,808 BaByTu 2 00:00:42,737 --> 00:00:44,736 M�slinilor? Mul�umesc. 3 00:00:51,055 --> 00:00:53,135 , Claudio! Cum e�ti? -Frumusete. 4 00:00:53,495 --> 00:00:55,174 Frumoase produse de patiserie. Ma bucur s� te v�d. 5 00:00:58,374 --> 00:01:00,214 "Aveti o floarei? -Da. 6 00:01:00,214 --> 00:01:01,613 Pot s�-mi dai? Mul�umesc. 7 00:01:03,293 --> 00:01:05,172 P�stra�i-schimbare. Mul�umesc. 8 00:01:06,773 --> 00:01:08,292 Chiar mai mult. 9 00:01:17,331 --> 00:01:18,890 -Barney! "Buna ziua, m� bucur s� te v�d. 10 00:01:19,690 --> 00:01:21,330 Ne vedem mai t�rziu. 11 00:01:35,647 --> 00:01:37,006 Alvin! "Buna ziua. 12 00:01:37,006 --> 00:01:38,926 "Salut, prietene! -Fie ca Dumnezeu s� v� binecuv�nteze. 13 00:01:38,926 --> 00:01:42,046 -M� bucur s� te v�d! Ne vedem mai tarziu. 14 00:01:48,284 --> 00:01:50,244 -Nu am putut rezista. Mul�umesc. 15 00:01:50,244 --> 00:01:51,924 "Bun�, drag�. Hei. 16 00:01:54,883 --> 00:01:56,403 Ei bine, s� vedem. 17 00:01:56,403 --> 00:01:59,402 Swing FINKELS 18 00:02:02,722 --> 00:02:05,321 -Fiind c�s�torit este greu. -Da. 19 00:02:05,321 --> 00:02:08,481 Focul pasiunii nu va fi niciodat� �terse. 20 00:02:08,481 --> 00:02:13,160 Un cuplu poate rezista doar dificil�, �n cazul �n care ave�i: 21 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:14,879 Pantofi comozi. 22 00:02:14,879 --> 00:02:18,039 -O baz� solid� de dragoste. -Da. 23 00:02:19,118 --> 00:02:21,638 �i un TV cu plasm� De 60 de inci. 24 00:02:24,757 --> 00:02:26,877 Al �aptelea an m�nc�rime ... 25 00:02:26,877 --> 00:02:29,396 �i un om are nevoie de zgarieturi ... 26 00:02:29,676 --> 00:02:31,956 Ce vrei? -Pui. 27 00:02:32,675 --> 00:02:35,675 V-a�i g�ndit despre versatilitatea un pui? 28 00:02:35,675 --> 00:02:39,195 Pe de o parte, avem de pui, altul, ou. 29 00:02:39,195 --> 00:02:41,114 Pute�i face multe lucruri cu ou 30 00:02:41,114 --> 00:02:42,514 �n plus, pr�jire sau de g�tit. 31 00:02:42,514 --> 00:02:44,633 Pute�i face deserturi chiftea. 32 00:02:44,633 --> 00:02:46,793 Pute�i ridica o bucat� de pui 33 00:02:46,793 --> 00:02:49,112 mas� de trecere firimiturile �i ou�. 34 00:02:49,112 --> 00:02:51,433 Este fascinant. Carnea de pui este un cadou 35 00:02:51,433 --> 00:02:53,192 Dumnezeu pentru umanitate. 36 00:02:53,192 --> 00:02:56,072 -Apoi, ave�i de pui? -Vreau carne, la punctul. 37 00:03:14,868 --> 00:03:17,427 - Ce este? -Nimic. 38 00:03:18,147 --> 00:03:20,227 Rochia ei este frumos. 39 00:03:20,227 --> 00:03:24,466 Da, da, sunt de acord. A fost o rochie? Da, a fost frumos. 40 00:03:25,026 --> 00:03:27,265 -Ce culoare era? -Rochie? 41 00:03:27,265 --> 00:03:29,585 Da, rochia. A� spune c� ... 42 00:03:30,465 --> 00:03:31,784 Ce culoare? 43 00:03:32,584 --> 00:03:36,064 Ochii lui sunt frumoase ... Rochie? Habar n-am. 44 00:03:36,064 --> 00:03:39,663 Tu nu sunt numai femeie atractiv� �n lume. 45 00:03:39,663 --> 00:03:43,182 Este genetic�. Atunci c�nd o femeie intr� �n camer�, 46 00:03:43,182 --> 00:03:45,222 precis a evalua atractivitatea de ea. 47 00:03:45,662 --> 00:03:47,222 De ce? 48 00:03:47,222 --> 00:03:50,381 Pentru a afla dac� m� culc cu ea. 49 00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:52,060 "Acest lucru este ridicol. �tiu. 50 00:03:52,060 --> 00:03:54,020 Eu nu va r�spunde chiar. 51 00:03:54,020 --> 00:03:56,300 Dar, inainte de a face so�ia lui! 52 00:03:56,300 --> 00:03:59,099 Cel mai r�u lucru este c� vom �ncerca s� face. 53 00:03:59,099 --> 00:04:01,899 De c�te ori am �ncercat s� fac capul nu se rote�te. 54 00:04:01,899 --> 00:04:04,458 Dar nu se poate �i acest lucru se �nt�mpl� din nou. 55 00:04:04,458 --> 00:04:07,457 Nu numai a mea, el. 56 00:04:07,457 --> 00:04:10,018 Nu, doar Sunt stretching. 57 00:04:10,018 --> 00:04:11,497 Foarte bine. 58 00:04:11,497 --> 00:04:15,376 Este bine s� g�seasc� alte femeile atractive. 59 00:04:15,376 --> 00:04:17,975 -De asemenea, am g�sit-o atractiv. Mul�umesc. 60 00:04:17,975 --> 00:04:22,094 Femeile sunt capabili de a g�si alte femei atractive. 61 00:04:22,094 --> 00:04:24,454 �i b�rba�ii? Nu e acela�i lucru. 62 00:04:24,454 --> 00:04:26,134 B�rba�i heterosexuali cu siguran�� 63 00:04:26,134 --> 00:04:27,893 Nu dori�i s� vede�i al�i b�rba�i goi. 64 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:31,093 Dac� nu vrei ... Compara dimensiunea. 65 00:04:31,733 --> 00:04:34,572 -Ai f�cut-o, Peter? -I? Nu. 66 00:04:35,132 --> 00:04:38,132 Un alt b�rbat a jucat pe penis? 67 00:04:38,132 --> 00:04:42,211 Da, �n colegiu. A fost un pic dezam�gitoare. 68 00:04:44,251 --> 00:04:46,930 Nu, niciodat�. 69 00:04:46,930 --> 00:04:49,610 Dac� �ti�i deja c� cele mai multe Barbatii sunt porci, 70 00:04:49,650 --> 00:04:51,010 nu atinge niciodata prea. 71 00:04:51,010 --> 00:04:54,529 Peter tr�ie�te sac transpirat. 72 00:04:54,529 --> 00:04:57,168 Aceasta se nume�te cremasteric reflex. 73 00:04:57,168 --> 00:04:59,448 Astfel, organismul asigur� temperatura optim� 74 00:04:59,448 --> 00:05:01,168 testicule. 75 00:05:01,168 --> 00:05:03,926 Da, foarte umed. -Dreapta. 76 00:05:03,926 --> 00:05:07,686 Serios ... Poate ne place a schimba subiectul? 77 00:05:07,686 --> 00:05:09,005 Vaca. 78 00:05:09,005 --> 00:05:12,685 Dup� pas�re, mamifer este cel mai mare dar al lui Dumnezeu. 79 00:05:12,685 --> 00:05:14,965 V-a�i g�ndit versatilitatea de lapte? 80 00:05:14,965 --> 00:05:16,844 -In vac�. �n vaci! 81 00:05:16,844 --> 00:05:18,644 �n vaci! -Da! 82 00:05:23,403 --> 00:05:27,002 Alvin. Ce despre noi? 83 00:05:32,241 --> 00:05:33,561 Cum a�a? 84 00:05:33,561 --> 00:05:36,401 �nainte, tr�it doar blocat. 85 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:39,320 Ai fost ocupat. Face acest lucru I. 86 00:05:40,119 --> 00:05:42,639 Am ajuns acas� t�rziu �i obosit. 87 00:05:43,239 --> 00:05:44,879 Poate. 88 00:05:46,438 --> 00:05:49,118 ?Pot s� m� �ntorc pentru a dormi acum? 89 00:05:53,637 --> 00:05:55,117 La naiba! 90 00:05:56,596 --> 00:05:58,477 Golf e de rahat! 91 00:06:07,635 --> 00:06:09,554 ?Pot s� te �ntreb ceva? -Da. 92 00:06:10,194 --> 00:06:13,233 C�t de multe ori faci sex? 93 00:06:13,233 --> 00:06:16,113 Cu copiii ... Eu spun o dat� sau de dou� ori. 94 00:06:16,472 --> 00:06:19,872 �ntr-o lun�? Foarte bine. �ntr-o lun�? Nu. 95 00:06:19,872 --> 00:06:22,072 O dat� sau de dou� ori. Ai? 96 00:06:22,072 --> 00:06:24,871 Ajuns la punctul de ... 97 00:06:24,871 --> 00:06:27,391 Cel mai pu�in unul sau dou� ori pe lun�. 98 00:06:27,391 --> 00:06:28,911 Cum ai ajuns? 99 00:06:28,911 --> 00:06:31,070 Fiind c�s�torit �i nu te plictisesti? 100 00:06:31,070 --> 00:06:33,030 Noi nu suntem. Noi �tim c� a face cu plictiseala. 101 00:06:33,069 --> 00:06:34,709 De aceea Dumnezeu a creat Internet 102 00:06:34,749 --> 00:06:36,069 �i om, pornografie. 103 00:06:37,269 --> 00:06:40,908 De ce v� face�i griji? Tu nu ai copii. 104 00:06:40,908 --> 00:06:46,307 Apoi, viata ta sexuala devine o amintire �ndep�rtat�. 105 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:48,306 Rahat! 106 00:06:48,306 --> 00:06:50,666 Nu am timp pentru mine. 107 00:06:50,666 --> 00:06:52,426 Uneori M� simt 108 00:06:52,426 --> 00:06:53,986 el Nu mi se pare atractiv. 109 00:06:54,306 --> 00:06:56,545 Mi se pare atractiv ei? 110 00:07:00,264 --> 00:07:04,903 Am vrut ca lucrurile sa fie ca atunci c�nd ne-am �nt�lnit. 111 00:07:04,903 --> 00:07:07,583 Acesta ... Condi�ii de via�� o rela�ie este complicat. 112 00:07:07,623 --> 00:07:10,502 Lucrurile se schimba mereu. 113 00:07:11,382 --> 00:07:14,102 "C�s�toria este greu. -Da. 114 00:07:14,102 --> 00:07:15,942 M� simt ca �i cum a� preface 115 00:07:15,942 --> 00:07:18,701 lucrurile sunt bune, dar nu sunt. 116 00:07:18,701 --> 00:07:23,380 Atunci c�nd v� arunca �n prosop �i admite c� lupta este de peste? 117 00:07:23,380 --> 00:07:27,259 Nu exist� nici un c�tig�tor. Doar doi oameni sparte, 118 00:07:27,259 --> 00:07:31,378 care peste ani ghimpata schimbate reciproc. 119 00:07:33,178 --> 00:07:35,698 Iar atunci c�nd �tim nu e prea tarziu? 120 00:07:35,698 --> 00:07:37,657 Tu stii asta. 121 00:07:37,657 --> 00:07:40,256 �i dac� �tii r�spuns 122 00:07:40,256 --> 00:07:43,256 �ntrebarea fundamental� c� fiecare om a fost deja f�cut: 123 00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:46,975 Vecin de iarba este mai verde? 124 00:07:49,255 --> 00:07:51,934 Dac� nu omul sex la domiciliu, 125 00:07:51,934 --> 00:07:54,494 merge dup� �n alt� parte, nu este? 126 00:07:56,053 --> 00:07:59,813 -Done. Dori�i s� �ncerca�i? -Laptele matern? 127 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:03,133 -Se simte bine. -Nu. Nu, mul�umesc. 128 00:08:03,133 --> 00:08:04,972 Este dulce. 129 00:08:07,252 --> 00:08:09,251 Wow! 130 00:08:10,611 --> 00:08:12,331 Eu voi fi �napoi. 131 00:08:32,487 --> 00:08:34,206 Asta e frumos. 132 00:08:36,606 --> 00:08:38,366 A fost bine pentru tine? 133 00:08:40,845 --> 00:08:44,005 -Serios? Da, sigur. 134 00:08:45,924 --> 00:08:48,683 BARBATI SI FEMEI SUNT planete diferite. 135 00:08:48,683 --> 00:08:51,483 Dar, din p�cate, At�t live pe Pamant. 136 00:08:54,362 --> 00:08:56,242 Ceai, domnul Finkel. 137 00:08:56,642 --> 00:08:58,242 Mul�umesc, Jenny. 138 00:08:59,441 --> 00:09:01,241 Ce crezi? 139 00:09:01,641 --> 00:09:05,200 Se pare c� un loc de munc� bun, Henry. Foarte bine. 140 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:08,480 "Merit o marire de salariu? -Acest tip este foarte amuzant. 141 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:11,679 -Morrison casa. Vrei sa vezi? Desigur. 142 00:09:11,679 --> 00:09:13,918 Am urmat lumina. 143 00:09:13,918 --> 00:09:17,198 Piscina a ie�it. Cei care nu au nimic �n aceast� �ar�? 144 00:09:17,198 --> 00:09:19,837 Design modern, frumos de privit. 145 00:09:19,837 --> 00:09:21,477 Ca mine. 146 00:09:22,237 --> 00:09:26,797 Finkel-! Te asculta? -Da. Da .. Ce? 147 00:09:27,116 --> 00:09:29,275 Mergi distras. Ce? 148 00:09:29,275 --> 00:09:30,596 Nimic. 149 00:09:30,596 --> 00:09:32,915 Nu ave�i �nc� probleme �n c�s�torie? 150 00:09:32,915 --> 00:09:34,234 Mai mult sau mai pu�in. 151 00:09:34,234 --> 00:09:37,474 I-am spus da psihologia cheia? 152 00:09:37,474 --> 00:09:39,474 -Serios? Nu, doar glumesc. 153 00:09:39,474 --> 00:09:41,474 Dar am citit foarte mult acestora. 154 00:09:41,474 --> 00:09:44,153 Toate trec prin ea. 155 00:09:44,153 --> 00:09:45,512 Pentru barbati, 156 00:09:45,512 --> 00:09:48,272 rela�ia probleme sunt reduse la sex. 157 00:09:48,272 --> 00:09:49,752 Oh, da? 158 00:09:49,752 --> 00:09:52,391 Pute�i petrece viata incercand sa alege meu, 159 00:09:52,391 --> 00:09:55,510 �i atunci c�nd se �nt�lnesc �n cele din urm�, A mea este o durere de cap. 160 00:09:55,510 --> 00:09:57,390 Foarte inteligent, Gandhi. 161 00:09:57,390 --> 00:09:59,030 Dac� ave�i o via�� sexual� s�n�tos 162 00:09:59,030 --> 00:10:01,350 pot fi dep�ite orice deficit de personal. 163 00:10:01,350 --> 00:10:04,469 Bine, dar ce se �nt�mpl� atunci c�nd sexul este plictisitor? 164 00:10:04,469 --> 00:10:06,509 Cumpara, cumpara, cumpara ... 165 00:10:06,509 --> 00:10:08,988 Shopping este cel mai bun substitut pentru sex. 166 00:10:09,668 --> 00:10:12,947 Ca aceasta? Ce risip�! 167 00:10:13,347 --> 00:10:14,987 Ave�i intimitate? 168 00:10:14,987 --> 00:10:16,746 Aceasta este un brand? 169 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:19,226 Iertarea. 170 00:10:19,226 --> 00:10:20,586 Intimitate? 171 00:10:20,586 --> 00:10:22,986 Acesta ... Un pic mai mult ... Aproape nimic ... 172 00:10:22,986 --> 00:10:25,265 Vrem sex, Ei doresc intimitate. 173 00:10:25,265 --> 00:10:29,024 Ei nu �n�eleg, �i dau vina pe cel�lalt. 174 00:10:29,024 --> 00:10:30,944 Dou� beri �i ... Henry? 175 00:10:30,944 --> 00:10:32,864 Afine vodca. 176 00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:36,223 Deci, ce? Aceasta este o bautura racoritoare. 177 00:10:36,223 --> 00:10:39,662 Vrei sa stii Secrete mea pentru a face lucrurile sa mearga? 178 00:10:40,302 --> 00:10:43,702 "E dezgust�tor. E�ti gol. -I. 179 00:10:43,702 --> 00:10:45,421 Ce crezi? 180 00:10:45,421 --> 00:10:46,941 S� v� ar�t un singur lucru. 181 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,060 Aceasta este ceea ce pare? 182 00:10:50,060 --> 00:10:53,300 Prada primavara de colectare. El a fost bun �n mine, nu-i asa? 183 00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:55,779 -Eu trebuie s� fie gol? -Uit�-te ... 184 00:10:55,779 --> 00:10:57,259 Acesta a fost un Restaurant indian? 185 00:10:57,299 --> 00:10:59,298 Desigur. Si ceea ce mananci acolo? 186 00:10:59,298 --> 00:11:01,418 Cont de acest lucru. Este India, Henry. 187 00:11:01,418 --> 00:11:04,617 Curry, Bindi-Badji, Saag Aloo, Uneori Korma. 188 00:11:04,657 --> 00:11:05,977 Nu, Spice! 189 00:11:05,977 --> 00:11:08,537 Trebuie s� un pic gust. 190 00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:10,057 Aceasta este ceea ce avem nevoie! 191 00:11:10,057 --> 00:11:11,856 Necesitatea de a �ncerca un picant! 192 00:11:11,856 --> 00:11:13,176 Purtati ceva sexy. 193 00:11:13,176 --> 00:11:14,495 O uniforma de pompier! 194 00:11:14,495 --> 00:11:17,015 Perfect! O uniforma de pompier. 195 00:11:17,015 --> 00:11:18,335 Distrac�ie garantat�. 196 00:11:18,335 --> 00:11:20,494 Apoi, te sa furtun mare �i ... 197 00:11:20,494 --> 00:11:23,214 O baie fierbinte bun. 198 00:11:23,214 --> 00:11:25,573 Cine este de asteptare? Alvin. 199 00:11:25,573 --> 00:11:27,133 �i a alerga s�-l �mbr��i�ez. 200 00:11:27,133 --> 00:11:29,292 -Vrei o copie? Am avea mai mult. Nu, mul�umesc. 201 00:11:29,292 --> 00:11:30,812 Vreau s�. 202 00:11:37,011 --> 00:11:39,371 -Dreapta. Iubito, e�ti gata? 203 00:11:39,371 --> 00:11:40,690 A�teapt� un minut. 204 00:11:47,169 --> 00:11:49,168 Autentificare. 205 00:12:04,646 --> 00:12:07,445 �NTR-ADEV�R Nevoie de un partener 206 00:12:07,445 --> 00:12:10,245 Dac� se poate merge? 207 00:12:14,564 --> 00:12:15,923 Am o �ntrebare. 208 00:12:15,923 --> 00:12:19,243 Cum de ai �tiut c� Petru a fost persoana potrivita? 209 00:12:19,603 --> 00:12:23,162 Acesta nu poate fi persoana potrivita. El era un b�iat. 210 00:12:23,162 --> 00:12:25,842 Este cineva prin care a c�zut �n dragoste. 211 00:12:25,842 --> 00:12:29,601 "Omul potrivit" exist� numai �n c�r�i �i filme. 212 00:12:29,601 --> 00:12:31,560 Nu este necesar de om, 213 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:33,721 suficient c� am de o parte. 214 00:12:33,721 --> 00:12:36,879 Aprinde o lum�nare, pentru a asculta muzic� Justin Timberlake 215 00:12:36,879 --> 00:12:40,639 a vedea o imagine a lui James Dean. �i apoi 216 00:12:40,639 --> 00:12:42,918 Ia un castravete destul de mare. 217 00:12:42,918 --> 00:12:45,318 �i-apoi alunec� peste ... "Foarte bine. 218 00:12:45,318 --> 00:12:47,317 Am �n�eles ... Mul�umesc. 219 00:12:47,317 --> 00:12:50,197 Da niciodat�, stabile�te nimic �n s�u ... 220 00:12:50,197 --> 00:12:53,877 Un castravete? Nu, nu chiar. 221 00:12:53,877 --> 00:12:56,516 De ce nu? Acest lucru este complet normal. 222 00:12:56,516 --> 00:12:59,115 Poate ai satisfacerea 223 00:12:59,115 --> 00:13:01,675 �i satisface apoi Alvin. Asta este ceea ce avem nevoie. 224 00:13:01,675 --> 00:13:04,115 Ma masturbez de dou� ori s�pt�m�ni. 225 00:13:04,115 --> 00:13:06,874 St�nd �n usc�tor, conectat la vitez� maxim�. 226 00:13:08,674 --> 00:13:11,913 Aici, �n mea "Food Adev�rul, "mereu am spus: 227 00:13:11,913 --> 00:13:14,192 Nu v� fie team� lor de legume. 228 00:13:14,192 --> 00:13:15,792 Ia-o castravete ... 229 00:13:15,792 --> 00:13:17,592 Imposibil anvelope de legume, 230 00:13:17,592 --> 00:13:19,752 , deoarece acestea sunt utilizate modalit��i de plictisitoare. 231 00:13:19,752 --> 00:13:21,231 acum ... 232 00:13:51,385 --> 00:13:54,384 P�stra�i poveste de dragoste �n via�� 233 00:14:00,784 --> 00:14:03,783 LUCRURI LEGALE LA DO Cu un castravete 234 00:14:09,302 --> 00:14:11,541 Buna ziua, eu sunt nou. 235 00:14:11,582 --> 00:14:16,780 Am vrut doar s� �tiu c�t de mult �nc� lent �n vine. 236 00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:21,859 Nu, nimic special. M� uitam la televizor. 237 00:14:22,979 --> 00:14:24,859 Ei bine, la revedere. 238 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:02,800 Mul�umiri am �ncercat. 239 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:05,199 Nu crezi c� ar fi ia un taxi? 240 00:16:05,199 --> 00:16:07,359 E�ti sigur? Nu ma deranjeaza de g�tit. 241 00:16:07,359 --> 00:16:09,359 Nu, nu. 242 00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:10,759 Vom pleca m�ine. 243 00:16:10,759 --> 00:16:12,758 Dac� Nu-mi place ... 244 00:16:12,758 --> 00:16:16,917 - .. Este negru. -El va �ncepe cu asta. 245 00:16:16,917 --> 00:16:20,517 -Se nume�te "Marmite". -Acest ... Doamne. 246 00:16:20,517 --> 00:16:23,716 -Cum poti sa mananci asta? Ea are un gust diferit. 247 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:26,315 Ceara, de asemenea, are Nu-mi place. 248 00:16:26,315 --> 00:16:30,154 Sunt �n spatele nepoata ei. Eu voi fi �napoi. 249 00:16:40,393 --> 00:16:42,112 Miere, vin. 250 00:16:42,712 --> 00:16:45,752 Avionul a ajuns la timp. Dragoste? 251 00:16:56,110 --> 00:16:58,549 Ea trebuie s� fi dormit. 252 00:17:03,628 --> 00:17:04,948 Doamne! 253 00:17:19,145 --> 00:17:22,264 -Sunt de acord ... V� rog. Spune-mi c�nd s� se opreasc�. 254 00:17:41,981 --> 00:17:44,181 Cum a fost zborul, bunico? 255 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:46,940 Am�nat�. 256 00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:50,979 P�cat avem nevoie de Vino �napoi m�ine. 257 00:18:05,496 --> 00:18:09,455 -Salata? -Destul de asta! Am de g�nd s� KFC! 258 00:18:14,735 --> 00:18:16,974 Voi avea un pic, mul�umesc. 259 00:18:16,974 --> 00:18:19,453 Barbatii sunt de pe Marte FEMEILE sunt de pe Venus 260 00:18:33,292 --> 00:18:35,250 Ceea ce am �nv��at azi? 261 00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:38,450 Ce so�ia mea �i place se masturbeaza cu castraveti 262 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,770 c�nd nu sunt aproape. 263 00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:41,129 Dracu 'ma. 264 00:18:41,129 --> 00:18:43,290 Mi-ar place dac� nu a�i avut. 265 00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:45,088 Un castravete ... 266 00:18:45,088 --> 00:18:48,928 Nu c� m� simt discreditat ca un om, 267 00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:53,087 dar nu se vedea o salata cu aceia�i ochi. 268 00:18:58,286 --> 00:19:00,926 Aceasta este cea mai bun� carne �n ora�. 269 00:19:03,405 --> 00:19:06,364 Ellie, vrei acest castravete? 270 00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:13,763 Permite�i-mi s� v� dau c�teva sfaturi porumbeii: 271 00:19:14,163 --> 00:19:16,922 Dac� se lipesc legume �n tine, 272 00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:18,243 ceva este gre�it. 273 00:19:18,243 --> 00:19:20,522 Bine, mergi la baie. Mul�umesc. 274 00:19:22,121 --> 00:19:24,121 "Uite ce ai f�cut. Ce? 275 00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:25,841 Ai putut sa lasi singur? 276 00:19:25,841 --> 00:19:29,320 N-am f�cut nimic ca acest c�nd eram de v�rsta lor. 277 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:31,760 Pentru c� de fiecare dat� c�nd au avut sex tot timpul. 278 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,080 M� duc dup� ea. 279 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:34,840 Stai. 280 00:19:35,599 --> 00:19:37,758 Vrei s� ne spun� ceva? 281 00:19:38,919 --> 00:19:42,958 Este �n regul� cu tine acest sector? 282 00:19:44,077 --> 00:19:47,076 Da .. Da. Totul este normal. Mul�umesc. 283 00:19:47,076 --> 00:19:50,156 Suntem doar �ntr-o "faza de uscat". 284 00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:51,956 Seca. 285 00:19:53,476 --> 00:19:57,115 Tu nu e�ti gay, nu? Doamne. 286 00:19:57,115 --> 00:19:59,714 Alvin, esti homo? Ce? 287 00:19:59,714 --> 00:20:02,354 Fratele lui a fost homosexual. 288 00:20:02,354 --> 00:20:03,754 �tii ce Ce sa �nt�mplat? 289 00:20:03,754 --> 00:20:07,193 El a suferit un accident grav cu o masina de tuns gazon. 290 00:20:07,193 --> 00:20:10,793 -L joace �n condi�ii de siguran��. �i s� nu abuzeze de planta. 291 00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:12,792 Nu uita ceea ce am spus. 292 00:20:12,792 --> 00:20:15,992 Stand-alone �i s� fie fericit. "Vreau. 293 00:20:15,992 --> 00:20:18,311 Heathrow Terminal 3, v� rog. 294 00:20:18,311 --> 00:20:20,710 Mul�umesc. "Voi. Pute�i l�sa ... 295 00:20:20,710 --> 00:20:22,550 -Du-te cu Dumnezeu! La revedere! 296 00:20:24,430 --> 00:20:27,509 Totul a mers bine. C�nd te vei �ntoarce? 297 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,428 Sfaturi de la prieteni Trebuie s� fie acceptate 298 00:20:31,469 --> 00:20:32,788 Cu un pic de scepticism. 299 00:20:37,347 --> 00:20:39,267 Am iubit acest lucru. 300 00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:41,386 Nu prea tipator aici? 301 00:20:41,386 --> 00:20:42,786 -Atacarea? -Da ... 302 00:20:42,786 --> 00:20:46,345 Nu. Nici un fel este uimitor! 303 00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:48,705 -E ar trebui s� fie mai vizibile. -Serios? 304 00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:50,105 Es 305 00:20:54,984 --> 00:20:57,303 Noi nu putem da via�� plus fa�� de aceasta. 306 00:20:57,303 --> 00:20:59,223 Flamboyant la extrem! 307 00:20:59,223 --> 00:21:02,463 Legal. Ai un ochi bun. 308 00:21:02,463 --> 00:21:03,742 �tiu. 309 00:21:03,782 --> 00:21:06,702 Cu bani mai mult, ave�i "cel�lalt ochi" prea. 310 00:21:06,702 --> 00:21:11,501 Dac� programul merge bine, crede-m�, s� fie mai mult. 311 00:21:12,061 --> 00:21:14,340 Mul�umiri pentru tot ajutorul. 312 00:21:15,060 --> 00:21:16,700 Eu cred �n tine, Ellie. 313 00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:18,380 �n timp ce m� pl�te�ti. 314 00:21:18,380 --> 00:21:20,339 V� mul�umim pentru �ncrederea dumneavoastr�. 315 00:21:24,098 --> 00:21:25,538 Deci ... 316 00:21:27,457 --> 00:21:31,137 -Este omul care ... Biologic vorbind, da. 317 00:21:32,177 --> 00:21:35,336 Dar �n capul meu, Sunt o femeie. 318 00:21:39,455 --> 00:21:43,374 Cum de a p�stra lucrurile proaspete in relatia ta? 319 00:21:44,254 --> 00:21:45,734 Nu ai timp? 320 00:21:45,734 --> 00:21:47,734 Vreau s� �tii ni�te prieteni de-ai mei. 321 00:21:48,853 --> 00:21:50,453 Este adev�rat oamenii din India 322 00:21:50,494 --> 00:21:52,413 Cred ca alb mirosul de lapte? 323 00:21:52,413 --> 00:21:54,932 -Lapte ... Da. "Acest lucru este absurd. 324 00:21:55,693 --> 00:21:57,332 Sunt din Saskatchewan. 325 00:21:57,332 --> 00:22:00,691 Indian doar l-am vazut vreodata purtau loincloths �i de via�� �n cort. 326 00:22:03,491 --> 00:22:05,050 Mul�umesc, Jenny. 327 00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:11,009 E�ti �nc� acolo? 328 00:22:13,209 --> 00:22:16,208 "Cred c� e tot. "Foarte bine. 329 00:22:19,648 --> 00:22:22,647 -Pisica este la dosar. -Jenny? Mea �n? 330 00:22:22,647 --> 00:22:24,167 �n toate, prietenul meu. 331 00:22:24,727 --> 00:22:27,126 Unii copii Nu cred c� de dou� ori. 332 00:22:27,486 --> 00:22:31,365 Ce? Pentru a avea o aventura? Inseala pe so�ia lui? 333 00:22:31,365 --> 00:22:34,045 Exact. Francez, de exemplu ... 334 00:22:34,045 --> 00:22:35,685 Ei sunt ferici�i. 335 00:22:35,685 --> 00:22:38,284 Avand o amant� este parte cultur�. 336 00:22:38,284 --> 00:22:40,244 Ca p�ine sau mirositor br�nz�. 337 00:22:40,244 --> 00:22:42,243 Este o op�iune pentru unii oameni. 338 00:22:42,243 --> 00:22:43,763 Nu? 339 00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:46,082 A�i auzit Regele Akbar? 340 00:22:46,082 --> 00:22:49,042 Ei spun c� au avut 5000 de femei. 341 00:22:49,042 --> 00:22:52,602 Foarte inteligent, prietenul meu. Lua�i �n considerare Brigham Young, 342 00:22:52,602 --> 00:22:54,361 Biserica lui Mormon. 343 00:22:54,361 --> 00:22:57,040 Doar un singur cuv�nt: poligamia. 344 00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:00,080 Da, vechi de art� plierea h�rtiei. 345 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,839 Tu nu faci nimic? 346 00:23:12,797 --> 00:23:14,317 Andrew! 347 00:23:17,636 --> 00:23:20,916 A� dori s� prezint partenerul meu, Juan Carlos. 348 00:23:20,916 --> 00:23:23,235 "Buna ziua. -M� bucur s� te cunosc. 349 00:23:23,596 --> 00:23:26,475 Am auzit multe despre tine. -M� bucur s� te cunosc ... 350 00:23:26,475 --> 00:23:28,994 Am auzit, de asemenea, mai mult despre tine. 351 00:23:29,834 --> 00:23:32,794 Ellie vrea s� �tie �n "swap". 352 00:23:32,794 --> 00:23:36,273 Cheia pentru o relatie fericita. 353 00:23:36,633 --> 00:23:39,592 Ce dracu ' sunt "de transfer"? 354 00:23:39,592 --> 00:23:42,512 Nu �tiu ce "schimbare"? -Nu. 355 00:23:42,912 --> 00:23:46,071 Alege�i un om acolo. Trebuie s� fie frumos. 356 00:23:46,071 --> 00:23:49,670 Alege-? Haide. Noi nu sunt c�uta�i. 357 00:23:54,870 --> 00:23:56,469 Cei doi. 358 00:23:56,469 --> 00:23:59,509 Doua? "Bine, uite la mine. 359 00:24:09,426 --> 00:24:12,746 -Ce faci? El z�mbe�te �i valuri. 360 00:24:18,025 --> 00:24:20,785 -Frumusete. -Ce este frumusetea? 361 00:24:20,785 --> 00:24:22,264 Cum se poate explica? 362 00:24:22,264 --> 00:24:24,823 Este ca un program de de schimb. 363 00:24:27,143 --> 00:24:31,343 -Swinger? �n cele din urm�, desigur. 364 00:24:31,903 --> 00:24:35,901 "Asta e tot? Da, este foarte u�or. 365 00:24:37,301 --> 00:24:39,301 Noi numim aceasta "Schimb". 366 00:24:39,301 --> 00:24:43,340 Vrei o c�snicie fericit� , atunci aceasta este reteta secreta. 367 00:24:53,698 --> 00:24:57,017 SWING, de ce nu? 368 00:25:02,337 --> 00:25:04,216 Daca partenerul tau VA RUGAM SA NU, 369 00:25:04,256 --> 00:25:06,176 ELSE Poate, te rog. 370 00:25:07,175 --> 00:25:09,575 Te g�nde�ti la ceva, Alvin? 371 00:25:10,095 --> 00:25:11,814 Nu. 372 00:25:12,694 --> 00:25:15,813 Miere, de�ine o banana, 373 00:25:15,813 --> 00:25:17,254 dar nu mananca. 374 00:25:18,613 --> 00:25:20,612 Am luat o pauz�. 375 00:25:22,173 --> 00:25:23,492 Ce? 376 00:25:23,892 --> 00:25:26,012 Permite�i-mi s� v� spun un singur lucru. 377 00:25:26,012 --> 00:25:28,252 Sunt un om simplu. Nu subestima. 378 00:25:28,252 --> 00:25:30,691 C�nd spun c� nu sunt g�ndit de nimic, 379 00:25:30,691 --> 00:25:31,970 Eu nu sunt la fel. 380 00:25:32,651 --> 00:25:35,290 M� g�ndeam la un singur lucru. Desigur. 381 00:25:35,290 --> 00:25:37,250 Pentru c� atunci c�nd a cerut M� g�ndesc, 382 00:25:37,250 --> 00:25:39,489 este pentru c� vreau s� vorbesc despre te g�nde�ti. 383 00:25:39,489 --> 00:25:42,089 Deoarece nu Am �ncheiat conversa�ia noastr�. 384 00:25:42,089 --> 00:25:44,888 -Talk? Ce? Alvin, serios ... 385 00:25:44,888 --> 00:25:46,807 Conversa�ie am avut care noapte 386 00:25:46,807 --> 00:25:48,727 despre c�s�toria noastr�. 387 00:25:49,407 --> 00:25:51,647 Scuze. Ai dreptate. 388 00:25:52,527 --> 00:25:53,887 Noi vorbim despre el. 389 00:26:01,445 --> 00:26:04,244 Lucruri mers dezordonat 390 00:26:05,285 --> 00:26:07,923 printre noi, la acest moment. 391 00:26:07,923 --> 00:26:09,723 Sunt de acord. 392 00:26:09,723 --> 00:26:12,803 Poate c�s�toria este schimbare. 393 00:26:12,803 --> 00:26:14,122 Nu ar trebui. 394 00:26:14,122 --> 00:26:15,482 -Dar se �nt�mpl�. De ce? 395 00:26:15,482 --> 00:26:17,641 Dac� m�n�nci banane zilnic 396 00:26:17,641 --> 00:26:19,841 o or� vrei prune. 397 00:26:19,841 --> 00:26:21,801 Acesta poate fi chiar cel mai bun lucru din lume, 398 00:26:21,801 --> 00:26:24,280 dar Dumnezeu este martor: �mi place banane. 399 00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:27,200 Dar vine un moment vrei ceva diferit. 400 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,280 Ai m�ncat vreodat� o de prune? -Nu. 401 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:32,679 Bine. Doar �n ultimul timp trebuie s� ne. 402 00:26:32,679 --> 00:26:34,319 Ar fi de �n�eles ... 403 00:26:34,319 --> 00:26:36,878 exercitarea unei prune, un m�r ... 404 00:26:36,878 --> 00:26:39,118 -Ellie! Nu, ascult�-m�. 405 00:26:39,118 --> 00:26:40,957 Face nimic 406 00:26:40,957 --> 00:26:43,996 pentru a salva c�snicia noastr�. De asemenea, face? 407 00:26:45,356 --> 00:26:46,996 Desigur. -Ei bine. 408 00:26:48,436 --> 00:26:51,595 Cred c� ar trebui s� �nt�lni un alt cuplu. 409 00:26:55,195 --> 00:26:57,274 -Cum? -Noi ... 410 00:26:57,794 --> 00:26:59,794 �tii ... de schimb. 411 00:27:01,433 --> 00:27:02,993 Swing. 412 00:27:06,872 --> 00:27:08,712 a spus "Swing" 413 00:27:08,712 --> 00:27:12,871 O sa te dracu ' cu o alt� femeie? Doamne! 414 00:27:12,871 --> 00:27:14,191 Wow! 415 00:27:14,191 --> 00:27:17,510 Consensual� de sex �n afara c�s�toriei este visul oricarui om. 416 00:27:17,510 --> 00:27:19,470 Esti serios? Nu. 417 00:27:19,470 --> 00:27:21,630 De asemenea sex cu un alt b�rbat. 418 00:27:21,630 --> 00:27:23,030 Dreptul ... 419 00:27:24,869 --> 00:27:28,708 Dac� ai venit s� cred Janet �i eu ... 420 00:27:28,708 --> 00:27:31,068 Cred ca Janet nu ar fi atat de entuziasmat. 421 00:27:31,068 --> 00:27:34,347 Multumesc, dar cred c� care sunt foarte aproape. 422 00:27:34,347 --> 00:27:35,666 G�nde�te-te. 423 00:27:35,666 --> 00:27:38,667 Mai r�u ar fi dac� eu sau el a inceput cu o aventura. 424 00:27:38,667 --> 00:27:42,025 Prin urmare, nici o tr�dare nu r�ni sentimentele. 425 00:27:42,025 --> 00:27:44,145 �tii, Sunt o banana. 426 00:27:44,145 --> 00:27:48,424 Da, dar drag�, e�ti �nc� o companie de banana si dulce. 427 00:27:48,424 --> 00:27:50,224 Nu uita. 428 00:27:50,224 --> 00:27:52,904 Foarte bine. Este ca o gr�din�. 429 00:27:52,904 --> 00:27:54,943 Ai grija gradina ta 430 00:27:54,943 --> 00:27:57,183 dar uita-te apoi pentru aproapele 431 00:27:57,183 --> 00:27:58,742 �i este , care este mult mai frumos. 432 00:27:58,742 --> 00:28:00,022 Nu? 433 00:28:00,022 --> 00:28:02,981 De ce nu poate fi fericit cu a noastr�? 434 00:28:02,981 --> 00:28:04,462 Ave�i dreptate. 435 00:28:05,541 --> 00:28:07,660 Jack! Jack! 436 00:28:08,021 --> 00:28:09,620 Jack! 437 00:28:09,620 --> 00:28:11,180 -De droguri. , Jack! 438 00:28:11,180 --> 00:28:12,699 Este o plag�! 439 00:28:12,699 --> 00:28:14,979 Eu voi fi �napoi. 440 00:28:14,979 --> 00:28:17,459 Pute�i s�-mi faci o favoare? 441 00:28:17,459 --> 00:28:21,258 Po�i s�-mi g�sesc adresa de la 17h? 442 00:28:21,258 --> 00:28:24,217 Sigur, �i ceea ce este acolo? Clinica. 443 00:28:24,977 --> 00:28:26,497 Nu �n�eleg. 444 00:28:29,576 --> 00:28:32,416 Boli infectii cu transmitere sexuala. 445 00:28:32,416 --> 00:28:34,375 Am o problem�. 446 00:28:34,375 --> 00:28:36,255 Ce fel de problem�? 447 00:28:36,855 --> 00:28:38,655 Este greu pentru mine. I. .. 448 00:28:39,854 --> 00:28:42,494 I. .. Am avut un caz. 449 00:28:43,134 --> 00:28:44,693 Ce? -Da. 450 00:28:49,533 --> 00:28:51,012 -Ei bine. -Da. 451 00:28:52,092 --> 00:28:53,412 Cine? 452 00:28:53,412 --> 00:28:56,251 Un pacient cabinetul stomatologic. 453 00:28:56,251 --> 00:28:58,091 Ea are dantura perfecta. 454 00:28:58,091 --> 00:29:02,210 Cele mai frumoase incisivilor Am v�zut ... 455 00:29:02,210 --> 00:29:04,010 -Nu am putut rezista. - C�t de mult? 456 00:29:04,010 --> 00:29:06,170 -A 12 x 15 mm. Caz. 457 00:29:06,170 --> 00:29:08,169 Dat� numai o dat�! 458 00:29:09,768 --> 00:29:11,408 Da. 459 00:29:14,328 --> 00:29:16,327 Janet-�tie? -Nu. 460 00:29:16,807 --> 00:29:18,367 De�i nu. 461 00:29:19,327 --> 00:29:22,446 -Va-ti spun? Da, voi. 462 00:29:23,846 --> 00:29:25,766 Nu-i spune oricine. 463 00:29:25,766 --> 00:29:29,485 Am nevoie de ceva timp de a g�ndi. 464 00:29:39,163 --> 00:29:42,962 De ce nu pune un anun� pe un site? 465 00:29:43,883 --> 00:29:46,202 Ai �ntr-adev�r Eu fac acest lucru? 466 00:29:46,202 --> 00:29:47,562 Nu �tiu ... 467 00:29:47,562 --> 00:29:50,601 Poate e doar faptul c� ceea ce avem nevoie. 468 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:55,760 �i dac� func�ioneaz�? 469 00:29:55,760 --> 00:30:00,559 Deci, am nou� ani din vie�ile noastre, �n zadar. 470 00:30:03,479 --> 00:30:07,278 WWW.VAMOS-eseu-SWING.COM 471 00:30:07,757 --> 00:30:09,437 "Buna ziua. Hei. 472 00:30:10,557 --> 00:30:12,117 Ce crezi? 473 00:30:12,876 --> 00:30:15,356 "El: 30-ceva, frumos, ... 474 00:30:15,356 --> 00:30:17,836 inteligent Exercit� �n mod regulat, 475 00:30:17,836 --> 00:30:19,755 fizicul atletic. " 476 00:30:19,755 --> 00:30:23,834 "Ea: nevrotic, sub�ire gr�sime �n unele locuri. " 477 00:30:23,834 --> 00:30:26,874 "Pereche �n c�utarea de eliberare sa plictiseala 478 00:30:26,874 --> 00:30:28,994 �i salveaz� c�s�torie. " 479 00:30:30,833 --> 00:30:33,832 -�ncerca�i din nou. -Am luat aceast� imagine. 480 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:35,472 Nu! "Dar de ce? 481 00:30:35,472 --> 00:30:38,751 -Unde este aceast� fotografie? -1894. 482 00:30:39,351 --> 00:30:40,951 �i eu cred la fel. -Dac� liga. 483 00:30:40,951 --> 00:30:44,670 Nu, imaginea este mult mai important�. "Nu am nici una. 484 00:30:44,670 --> 00:30:46,790 Nu vreau s� arate pentru str�ini. 485 00:30:46,790 --> 00:30:49,270 S� ia o nou� �i nava. 486 00:30:49,270 --> 00:30:51,109 Dup� cum am g�si perfect 487 00:30:51,109 --> 00:30:52,629 f�r� o imagine decent�? 488 00:30:52,629 --> 00:30:54,229 Pute�i trage? 489 00:30:56,308 --> 00:30:57,628 spus. 490 00:30:58,548 --> 00:30:59,988 I-am spus c� Janet 491 00:30:59,988 --> 00:31:02,347 la fete din�i frumo�i. 492 00:31:02,347 --> 00:31:04,826 -�i cum m�? -Nu at�t de bine. 493 00:31:04,826 --> 00:31:06,946 Vrei sa vezi imaginea ta? 494 00:31:09,826 --> 00:31:12,545 Frumos, nu? Ei vor spune c� este vina mea? 495 00:31:21,344 --> 00:31:24,263 Mi se p�rea o repetare Jerry Springer. 496 00:31:24,743 --> 00:31:26,062 Episod a fost: 497 00:31:26,062 --> 00:31:29,942 "Am luat o prostituat� si acum te vreau �napoi ". 498 00:31:29,942 --> 00:31:32,661 Se sim�ea vinovat �i el mi-a spus. 499 00:31:34,581 --> 00:31:36,061 Scuze. 500 00:31:39,140 --> 00:31:42,340 -Ce faci acum? Nu �tiu. 501 00:31:42,340 --> 00:31:45,899 Nu. Este foarte greu acum. 502 00:31:51,258 --> 00:31:53,178 Acest lucru este foarte frumos. 503 00:31:53,937 --> 00:31:56,217 -Da. -I-a pl�cut. 504 00:31:56,217 --> 00:31:58,176 C�t de mult de ochelari? 505 00:31:58,936 --> 00:32:02,776 Peter, eu nu-l judec, Suntem prieteni. 506 00:32:02,776 --> 00:32:06,975 Dar m� �ntreb: De ce o fac? 507 00:32:07,814 --> 00:32:11,414 Asta e ceea ce am spus. Am ajuns la punctul. 508 00:32:11,414 --> 00:32:14,333 �i la acest punct care sunt consumatoare de timp. 509 00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:16,853 �i am f�cut nimic aproximativ 510 00:32:17,212 --> 00:32:20,612 Hei, fiul meu, acceptarea de o acadea? 511 00:32:20,612 --> 00:32:22,291 Este f�r� zah�r. 512 00:32:23,931 --> 00:32:27,291 Uit�-te, avem mai multe r�spunsuri. 513 00:32:27,971 --> 00:32:30,930 - Cum de a alege? Nu �tiu. 514 00:32:30,930 --> 00:32:33,890 Poate c� ar trebui s� invite pentru a vedea dac� ne place. 515 00:32:33,890 --> 00:32:35,290 Foarte bine. 516 00:32:38,289 --> 00:32:42,167 A� spune dou�, Eu sunt dominante. 517 00:32:42,167 --> 00:32:45,567 -Pute�i, de asemenea, nu cred, Slawek? -Da. 518 00:32:46,247 --> 00:32:48,646 Ce ma excita mult ... 519 00:32:49,726 --> 00:32:51,726 Sunt degetele de la picioare. 520 00:32:53,366 --> 00:32:56,845 Ei bine .. Henry �i place s� urineze pe ea. 521 00:33:00,324 --> 00:33:02,324 Acesta nu poate p�rea Uit�-te, 522 00:33:02,324 --> 00:33:04,924 dar "pipi" George ridic� din umeri. 523 00:33:05,243 --> 00:33:07,963 Lor "pipi" tres�rit. 524 00:33:07,963 --> 00:33:10,683 A�i fost Naughty Dog, Bertie. 525 00:33:10,683 --> 00:33:13,322 �i tu meri�i o pedeaps�. 526 00:33:14,681 --> 00:33:17,041 Bertie este un c�ine turbat! 527 00:33:24,679 --> 00:33:27,519 El a spus c� �i place pentru "patru". 528 00:33:28,439 --> 00:33:30,438 "Eu nu fac cu oameni. -I. 529 00:33:40,277 --> 00:33:43,516 Apoi, am avut de a vinde compania �i sa stabilit �n mediul rural. 530 00:33:43,516 --> 00:33:46,716 �i, din moment ce ne place o lini�tit� via��. 531 00:33:46,716 --> 00:33:50,075 Sunt peisaje si-mi place munca mea. 532 00:33:50,075 --> 00:33:53,634 Ei bine, am pentru �tiri. 533 00:33:53,634 --> 00:33:55,314 Lucrurile s-au timid. 534 00:33:55,314 --> 00:33:57,554 Suntem un cuplu normal. 535 00:33:57,554 --> 00:34:00,273 Un cuplu de varsta mijlocie. 536 00:34:00,273 --> 00:34:03,073 Tu niciodat� f�cut-o �nainte? 537 00:34:03,073 --> 00:34:05,672 -Noi? Nu, niciodat�. Ai? -Nu. 538 00:34:05,672 --> 00:34:08,231 Nu am mai fost g�ndit de so�ia mea. 539 00:34:08,231 --> 00:34:09,551 De asemenea. 540 00:34:09,951 --> 00:34:11,870 I-ar un alt cookie? 541 00:34:12,310 --> 00:34:15,910 -�mi place aceste cookie-uri. Face acest lucru I. 542 00:34:22,549 --> 00:34:24,908 Ce crezi? -Ei bine. 543 00:34:24,908 --> 00:34:27,348 Da, ele sunt foarte bune. 544 00:34:27,348 --> 00:34:29,787 �i �n aceea�i barc�. 545 00:34:30,107 --> 00:34:34,106 Ea a fost atractiv? -Da. Ne pare rau, m-am g�ndit. 546 00:34:34,106 --> 00:34:37,225 �i cookie-urile ... Avem multe �n comun. 547 00:34:37,225 --> 00:34:39,425 �i tu? -Da. 548 00:34:39,425 --> 00:34:41,865 Este un pic rece ca tine. 549 00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:47,943 Deci ... 550 00:34:48,343 --> 00:34:50,783 Ce zici de sambata? 551 00:34:55,782 --> 00:34:57,182 Trebuie, desigur, 552 00:34:57,182 --> 00:34:59,542 stabili c�teva reguli de baz�. 553 00:34:59,901 --> 00:35:02,421 Avem un cod de cuv�nt, 554 00:35:02,421 --> 00:35:03,901 dac� dori�i s� opri�i. 555 00:35:05,620 --> 00:35:07,620 Ce ar fi un cuv�nt de cod pentru buna? 556 00:35:08,099 --> 00:35:10,019 "Geometrie" sau ceva? 557 00:35:12,099 --> 00:35:13,738 E�ti bine? 558 00:35:14,698 --> 00:35:16,698 Da, �mi pare r�u. Eu doar ... 559 00:35:18,097 --> 00:35:22,657 M� tot g�ndesc de situa�ia Janet �i Peter. 560 00:35:22,657 --> 00:35:24,296 �tiu. 561 00:35:24,937 --> 00:35:28,616 Eu nu �n�eleg �ntre exist� o serie de astfel de secrete 562 00:35:28,616 --> 00:35:31,335 pentru a men�ine o rela�ie, 563 00:35:31,335 --> 00:35:33,454 o c�s�torie nefericit�. 564 00:35:33,454 --> 00:35:35,934 Nu �tiu c� so�ul ei a fost o aventur�. 565 00:35:35,934 --> 00:35:37,534 Noi nu trebuie s�. 566 00:35:37,534 --> 00:35:39,773 Am putea anula, �nc� timp. 567 00:35:39,773 --> 00:35:41,333 Nu, nu, nu ... 568 00:35:42,093 --> 00:35:44,292 Cred ca acesta este motivul de a face. 569 00:35:44,292 --> 00:35:48,932 Pentru a vedea dac� iarba este de fapt mai mult verde. 570 00:35:50,652 --> 00:35:53,052 "Swinging" CU FINKELS 571 00:36:03,089 --> 00:36:05,408 "Buna ziua. "Buna ziua. 572 00:36:05,408 --> 00:36:06,729 Cum sunt eu? 573 00:36:07,729 --> 00:36:10,288 Foarte preg�tit, nu? �tiam c�. 574 00:36:10,288 --> 00:36:11,688 Sunt foarte nervos. 575 00:36:11,688 --> 00:36:14,607 Relaxa�i-v�. Sunte�i ... Este minunat. 576 00:36:14,607 --> 00:36:16,767 Este redus�. Apare burt� ... 577 00:36:16,767 --> 00:36:18,166 Dar c� burta? 578 00:36:18,166 --> 00:36:20,366 Nu este necesar face acest lucru. 579 00:36:20,886 --> 00:36:23,685 -Nu uita, cuv�ntul de cod. �tiu. Algebra. 580 00:36:23,685 --> 00:36:25,685 -Geometrie! -Geometrie. Scuze. 581 00:36:25,685 --> 00:36:27,684 Ei sunt departe. 582 00:36:27,684 --> 00:36:31,044 A�teapt� un minut. Du-te la ... 583 00:36:31,044 --> 00:36:32,843 �n condi�ii de siguran�� sex. Desigur. 584 00:36:32,843 --> 00:36:34,483 Am vrut doar s�-�i aminteasc�. Foarte bine. 585 00:36:38,283 --> 00:36:40,842 "Buna ziua. "Este o pl�cere s� v� avem aici. 586 00:36:40,842 --> 00:36:43,082 "Buna ziua. "Buna ziua, ce mai faci? 587 00:36:43,082 --> 00:36:45,601 -E�ti mare. Mul�umesc, �i tu. 588 00:36:45,601 --> 00:36:48,880 Mul�umesc. -M� bucur s� te v�d din nou. Alo 589 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:53,760 -Din cele dou� p�r�i. Cum sa-francez. 590 00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:56,919 -Suntem trei minute de �nt�rziere. "Nici o problem�. 591 00:36:57,919 --> 00:36:59,518 Cum e�ti? 592 00:36:59,918 --> 00:37:01,398 Foarte bine. 593 00:37:01,398 --> 00:37:04,878 -Dreapta ... S� stai jos? -Avem gust�ri. 594 00:37:04,878 --> 00:37:07,757 -E b�uturi. -De mult timp nu Bebo. 595 00:37:07,757 --> 00:37:09,596 Eu nu pot s� a�tept. 596 00:37:09,596 --> 00:37:12,236 �ipete de "orgasm" sau "Passion Cream"? 597 00:37:12,556 --> 00:37:16,156 -Cum este "crema de Patimile lui Hristos"? -Vodka, Kahlua, lapte de cocos ... 598 00:37:16,156 --> 00:37:18,475 Ea are un pic de spuma la partea de sus. 599 00:37:18,875 --> 00:37:21,634 -A "Crema de Patimile lui Hristos"? -Ei bine. 600 00:37:21,634 --> 00:37:23,834 Pot lua o "Vineri pe plaj�." 601 00:37:23,834 --> 00:37:26,073 Richard, E�ti o b�utur�? 602 00:37:26,073 --> 00:37:28,993 Vreau un "Blast anal". 603 00:37:28,993 --> 00:37:31,312 Bine, necesare pentru a verifica c� ave�i. 604 00:37:31,312 --> 00:37:33,272 Ce un bar frumos. 605 00:37:33,272 --> 00:37:35,671 Multumesc, este un anticariat. 606 00:37:37,591 --> 00:37:39,711 Aceasta este China. "Am at�t de emo�ionat�!" 607 00:37:45,910 --> 00:37:48,948 -Printul Charles? "Este un desen animat? 608 00:37:48,989 --> 00:37:50,788 -O �nfuriat ciclop. Nu, o ... 609 00:37:50,788 --> 00:37:52,468 -Banana? Ochi? -Spargatorul de nuci? 610 00:37:52,468 --> 00:37:53,788 Cineva de la dentist? 611 00:37:53,788 --> 00:37:57,507 -Ola! Box! Val-box. 612 00:37:57,507 --> 00:38:00,587 Est. C� -Pestera? 613 00:38:00,587 --> 00:38:03,906 Simbolul de la Barcelona? Suntem aproape? 614 00:38:03,906 --> 00:38:07,265 -Nu? Sigur, am renuntat. -Ce este aceasta? 615 00:38:07,265 --> 00:38:09,784 -Glume�ti? Nu, ceea ce este? 616 00:38:10,265 --> 00:38:13,024 Este o Vulvum. Adoptat�. 617 00:38:13,024 --> 00:38:15,584 A�i vrut o vulva? 618 00:38:15,584 --> 00:38:18,703 "Vulvum" nu este pluralul a vulvei? 619 00:38:18,703 --> 00:38:20,782 Cred c� plural este vulvas. 620 00:38:21,103 --> 00:38:23,343 - Ce �nseamn� "Valvum"? -Nimic. 621 00:38:23,343 --> 00:38:27,661 �i el a atras nu este nici "vulva" sau "valvum". 622 00:38:27,661 --> 00:38:30,741 -Cel pu�in, nu a mea. Dame. 623 00:38:30,741 --> 00:38:32,700 Deci, este o vulva. 624 00:38:32,700 --> 00:38:35,140 E at�t de ... Cu ceva aici. 625 00:38:35,140 --> 00:38:38,260 �i apoi ... �tii ... Ceva de genul ... 626 00:38:38,260 --> 00:38:41,738 Multumesc, dar nu am a vazut o vulva, de asemenea. 627 00:38:41,738 --> 00:38:46,458 �i cum de multe vulvas v�zut? Ce glum�, bestie! 628 00:38:47,738 --> 00:38:51,497 Cine-ar dori o b�utur�? -I. Putem ajuta. 629 00:39:01,455 --> 00:39:03,574 Ne pare rau, dar am jurat a fost "Vulvum". 630 00:39:03,574 --> 00:39:05,735 Vulvum, vulvas ... 631 00:39:08,493 --> 00:39:11,013 -Trebuie doar s� �tii unde e�ti. -Da. 632 00:39:20,331 --> 00:39:23,331 -Acest lucru este necesar, nu? Da, sigur. 633 00:39:23,331 --> 00:39:25,891 Vom pleca o parte din aceasta ... 634 00:39:25,891 --> 00:39:27,810 Am s� �ncerc. "Foarte bine. 635 00:39:28,290 --> 00:39:31,769 -A "Dirty canadian." -Aspect este fantastic. 636 00:39:32,289 --> 00:39:34,288 Sper c� am f�cut bine. 637 00:39:35,049 --> 00:39:38,568 �ntr-adev�r ... Ea este foarte atractiv. 638 00:39:39,688 --> 00:39:41,167 Mul�umesc. 639 00:39:45,607 --> 00:39:47,606 ?Pot folosi m�na mea ... -Trei? 640 00:39:47,606 --> 00:39:49,286 Unu, doi, trei. 641 00:39:53,045 --> 00:39:55,085 Ce? -Este dinte. 642 00:39:55,085 --> 00:39:58,244 -Imi pare rau. Am de g�nd s� piard� foarte lent. 643 00:39:59,083 --> 00:40:00,684 �mi pare r�u. "Foarte bine. 644 00:40:01,043 --> 00:40:02,364 Ei bine, aici vom merge ... 645 00:40:02,364 --> 00:40:04,483 -Esti foarte cool. -Din nou? 646 00:40:04,483 --> 00:40:05,962 Da, dar, desigur, nu ... 647 00:40:15,481 --> 00:40:17,480 "Foarte bine. Mul�umesc. 648 00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:18,760 Felicit�ri ... 649 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,560 -Nu este destul de ceea ce am ... -Trebuie s� fie cocktail. 650 00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:23,679 "Poate. -Tu nu vrei s�-l dovedeasc�? 651 00:40:23,679 --> 00:40:25,359 Da. 652 00:40:31,158 --> 00:40:32,518 Am vrut doar s� spun, 653 00:40:32,518 --> 00:40:34,397 �i dac� din �nt�mplare Am timp, "H" ... 654 00:40:34,397 --> 00:40:38,157 Vrei s� spui un "shot"? Nea�teptate? Prea repede? 655 00:40:39,796 --> 00:40:41,475 Alvin? 656 00:40:49,034 --> 00:40:50,514 Dreapta. 657 00:40:50,514 --> 00:40:53,514 -Ei sunt �nc� �n ordine? Da, faci? 658 00:40:53,514 --> 00:40:56,433 Da, sigur. -Dreapta. 659 00:40:56,433 --> 00:40:58,593 -Deci, noroc bun. -Ai. 660 00:40:58,593 --> 00:41:01,392 Aceasta este m�ine diminea��. -Da. 661 00:41:01,392 --> 00:41:04,632 Sper acest lucru. M-am g�ndit ... 662 00:41:04,632 --> 00:41:06,271 face �mpreun�? 663 00:41:06,271 --> 00:41:08,711 -�n aceea�i camer�? "Este ciudat. 664 00:41:08,711 --> 00:41:10,510 -Este. "Foarte bine. 665 00:41:10,510 --> 00:41:12,150 Foarte bine. 666 00:41:12,150 --> 00:41:14,109 Dreapta. 667 00:41:14,109 --> 00:41:17,589 -Distreaz�-te, dar f�r� exagerare. Nu esti tu. 668 00:41:17,589 --> 00:41:21,068 Hai, gr�be�te-te. 669 00:41:58,221 --> 00:42:00,180 -Da? -I, Richard. 670 00:42:00,661 --> 00:42:03,540 Richard, Sunt �n baie. 671 00:42:03,940 --> 00:42:05,740 V� rog. 672 00:42:07,179 --> 00:42:08,899 Ce ai citit? 673 00:42:09,899 --> 00:42:13,858 -Revista "Casa & Gradina". -Acest lucru este bun. 674 00:42:13,858 --> 00:42:17,257 Nu te superi dac� Eu pot folosi periuta de dinti? 675 00:42:17,257 --> 00:42:18,977 Nu, desigur nu. 676 00:42:19,457 --> 00:42:22,816 La telefon ... Cu un gust ciudat �n gur�. 677 00:42:23,616 --> 00:42:25,616 Pute�i ob�ine cu pensula. 678 00:42:30,815 --> 00:42:34,494 -Ai putea ... -Nu am vrut nimic ... 679 00:42:34,494 --> 00:42:36,933 Dar tu sunt un b�iat dr�gu� 680 00:42:37,854 --> 00:42:41,413 Serios? Multumesc ... Cred c�. 681 00:42:41,813 --> 00:42:44,212 -Nu cred c� gay, dreapta? Desigur, nu. 682 00:42:44,212 --> 00:42:46,052 Dar, ... 683 00:42:47,491 --> 00:42:49,731 Dac� dori�i s� experien�� ... 684 00:42:52,011 --> 00:42:53,491 Eu sunt �n interior. 685 00:42:53,491 --> 00:42:56,969 Foarte bine, mul�umesc. Dar eu pot s� spun ... 686 00:43:00,809 --> 00:43:02,209 Nu. 687 00:43:03,008 --> 00:43:05,288 Da, desigur. 688 00:43:07,008 --> 00:43:09,447 Ei bine, �tii unde s� m� g�seasc�. 689 00:43:24,765 --> 00:43:27,084 "Bun� diminea�a. Bun� diminea�a ... Cafea? 690 00:43:27,084 --> 00:43:28,803 Da, v� rog. 691 00:43:30,443 --> 00:43:33,842 "Am abuzat de cocktail-uri. Face acest lucru I. 692 00:43:35,122 --> 00:43:38,322 "Bun� diminea�a. "Bun� diminea�a. 693 00:43:39,842 --> 00:43:41,681 -Vrei o cafea? Desigur. 694 00:43:41,681 --> 00:43:43,481 Ai merge mai bine. Ce crezi? 695 00:43:43,481 --> 00:43:45,081 -Dreapta. "Foarte bine. 696 00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:47,760 Desigur. 697 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:51,520 "A fost o noapte de distrac�ie. Da, frumos s� te cunosc. 698 00:43:53,439 --> 00:43:55,199 Pute�i vedea acolo. -Dreapta. 699 00:43:55,958 --> 00:43:58,998 "Mul�umesc, la revedere. -Am aprecia. 700 00:43:58,998 --> 00:44:01,518 Scuze. Mul�umesc, foarte bine. 701 00:44:03,397 --> 00:44:05,396 -Ei bine. Le vom lua la u��. 702 00:44:05,396 --> 00:44:07,756 �i mult mai pu�in. 703 00:44:10,595 --> 00:44:12,076 Pute�i vedea mai jos. -Up. 704 00:44:28,792 --> 00:44:30,791 Cum e�ti? 705 00:44:31,792 --> 00:44:33,511 Foarte bine. 706 00:44:33,511 --> 00:44:35,191 Ai? 707 00:44:37,031 --> 00:44:38,710 De asemenea. 708 00:44:39,990 --> 00:44:42,989 -Cum a mers? -Ei bine. 709 00:44:44,709 --> 00:44:47,709 �i cum a fost pentru tine? -La fel. Legal. 710 00:44:47,709 --> 00:44:49,348 Legal. 711 00:45:40,378 --> 00:45:42,138 Cum e�ti? 712 00:45:42,617 --> 00:45:44,058 Bine 713 00:45:45,817 --> 00:45:47,416 Ai? 714 00:45:49,577 --> 00:45:50,936 De asemenea. 715 00:45:55,255 --> 00:45:58,814 Meteo: Ploaie 716 00:46:15,171 --> 00:46:18,611 Cred ca am totul. I. .. 717 00:46:19,411 --> 00:46:22,970 Vino week-end, a se vedea copiii. 718 00:46:23,530 --> 00:46:25,090 Haide, Champ. 719 00:46:25,090 --> 00:46:27,129 Da tata o imbratisare! 720 00:46:45,686 --> 00:46:47,205 Acest lucru este dificil de pentru mine. 721 00:46:47,765 --> 00:46:52,484 Fac lucruri stupide are consecin�ele sale, Peter. 722 00:46:55,604 --> 00:46:56,924 Dreapta. 723 00:47:31,157 --> 00:47:32,437 fistic, 724 00:47:32,476 --> 00:47:34,676 una dintre cele mai populare fructe cu coaj� lemnoas� din lume. 725 00:47:34,676 --> 00:47:36,276 Dragoste, mi-a spus c� ... 726 00:47:36,276 --> 00:47:39,436 la parada mea va avea unele arme mari lumea modei? 727 00:47:39,436 --> 00:47:42,634 V-a�i �ntrebat vreodat� cum din fistic decojite? 728 00:47:42,634 --> 00:47:45,914 Nu va fi masina eliminarea coaj�. 729 00:47:46,514 --> 00:47:48,793 Scuz�-m�, ceea ce a�i spus? 730 00:47:49,913 --> 00:47:53,793 - Ai auzit ce am spus? Da, desigur. 731 00:47:53,793 --> 00:47:56,112 Dar ... Nu ma intelegeti gresit ... 732 00:47:56,112 --> 00:47:59,712 Nu toate ceea ce spui este interesant. 733 00:47:59,712 --> 00:48:02,951 Deci, cel pu�in de a fi. 734 00:48:02,951 --> 00:48:06,190 Deci, �tiu instinctiv Am fost prefac. 735 00:48:06,190 --> 00:48:08,590 ��i dai seama imediat. 736 00:48:08,590 --> 00:48:10,309 Astfel Janet are. 737 00:48:10,309 --> 00:48:12,829 Ea este interesat� aceste lucruri. Doamne. 738 00:48:14,629 --> 00:48:19,107 C�nd m� �nt�lnesc cu prietenii mei, role de perioade lungi de timp ... 739 00:48:19,107 --> 00:48:21,027 De t�cere. 740 00:48:21,027 --> 00:48:24,387 �i eu nu sunt nici o problema cu asta. 741 00:48:24,387 --> 00:48:27,386 Trebuie s� reducem lor, unghiile de la picioare de pe canapea? 742 00:48:27,386 --> 00:48:29,785 Scuz�-m�, v� rog. Am �n�eles. 743 00:48:29,785 --> 00:48:31,705 Multumesc, Eu pot vedea. 744 00:48:31,705 --> 00:48:34,105 Tehnic vorbind, M� duc la canapea. 745 00:48:34,464 --> 00:48:35,785 Stau pe partea asta. 746 00:48:35,785 --> 00:48:38,584 Doar pentru a fi interesat de lucrurile pe care le fac. 747 00:48:38,584 --> 00:48:41,223 Acest mare spectacol de moda este 748 00:48:41,223 --> 00:48:42,903 �i este foarte important pentru mine. 749 00:48:42,903 --> 00:48:45,383 Ce-am f�cut gre�it? -Nimic. 750 00:48:45,383 --> 00:48:47,222 Tu ai f�cut nimic. 751 00:48:47,222 --> 00:48:49,422 De c�nd spune "nimic" este o crim�? 752 00:48:49,422 --> 00:48:51,621 Sunt �n continuare �i de fier. 753 00:48:51,621 --> 00:48:53,821 "Nimic", care �nseamn� Nu-mi pas�. 754 00:48:53,821 --> 00:48:55,381 Eu nu sunt expert. 755 00:48:55,381 --> 00:48:59,420 Cel pu�in un singur interes, sau spune ceea ce crezi. 756 00:48:59,420 --> 00:49:01,339 Acesta nu trebuie s� fie un expert. 757 00:49:01,339 --> 00:49:03,179 Am format nici o opinie 758 00:49:03,179 --> 00:49:04,499 �n moda pentru femei. 759 00:49:04,499 --> 00:49:07,019 "Este foarte simplu. Nu! Nu! Nu! 760 00:49:07,019 --> 00:49:10,778 Destul de aceast� discu�ie pseudo-intelectual rahat. 761 00:49:10,778 --> 00:49:14,417 Sunt bolnav! Ea ma innebuneste, Alvin! 762 00:49:14,417 --> 00:49:18,136 Cu aceasta stare de spirit, ultimul cuv�nt este a ta. 763 00:49:18,136 --> 00:49:20,536 Dac� spun ceva, Acesta va crea doar confuzie. 764 00:49:20,536 --> 00:49:22,615 De ce nu taci �i �i cere scuze. 765 00:49:22,615 --> 00:49:25,695 Du-te, du-te. S�-l cur��a�i. 766 00:49:25,695 --> 00:49:28,374 -Du-te cina. "Eu pot comanda produse alimentare din China. 767 00:49:28,374 --> 00:49:30,294 -Nu vreau mancare chinezeasca. -Indiana? 768 00:49:30,294 --> 00:49:31,614 Nu, vreau poveste de dragoste. 769 00:49:31,614 --> 00:49:34,413 Vreau pasiune. Vreau basme! 770 00:49:34,413 --> 00:49:38,053 Vrei tot ceea ce facem. Da, am �n�eles. 771 00:49:38,092 --> 00:49:39,772 Am �n�eles. 772 00:49:46,131 --> 00:49:49,610 Cred c� Swing nu a fost o idee bun�. 773 00:49:49,610 --> 00:49:52,130 Nu, nu se poate. 774 00:49:52,130 --> 00:49:54,689 Totul este exact ca �nainte. 775 00:49:54,689 --> 00:49:56,649 Mai rare. 776 00:49:56,649 --> 00:49:59,729 Poate c� ar trebui s� ne pentru a separa �ntr-o vreme. 777 00:50:04,528 --> 00:50:06,087 Es 778 00:50:07,767 --> 00:50:09,766 Propriul rol. 779 00:50:35,362 --> 00:50:37,721 A�tepta�i! Deci, este acest lucru? 780 00:50:38,601 --> 00:50:40,401 Intra�i. Tu nu sunt �mbr�ca�i. 781 00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:43,759 Tu nu m� mai iube�ti? 782 00:50:43,759 --> 00:50:46,439 Avem discuta aici, acum? 783 00:50:46,439 --> 00:50:49,039 �i c�nd, Alvin? 784 00:50:53,118 --> 00:50:55,157 Nu raspunde-mi? 785 00:51:16,514 --> 00:51:18,873 Iarba ... 786 00:51:35,350 --> 00:51:37,829 "Buna ziua. "Buna ziua. 787 00:51:37,829 --> 00:51:40,549 -Este un prieten de-al lui Peter? -Da. 788 00:51:41,389 --> 00:51:43,828 Rece ... Vezi tu acolo. 789 00:51:44,308 --> 00:51:45,668 Dreapta. 790 00:51:51,347 --> 00:51:52,827 Eu vin. 791 00:51:55,746 --> 00:51:58,945 -Bine ai venit. Sunt un pic umed. 792 00:52:00,065 --> 00:52:02,305 -Check out ... -Da. 793 00:52:07,423 --> 00:52:08,864 Da. 794 00:52:09,744 --> 00:52:13,143 Acesta este patul. Scuzati mizeria de acolo. 795 00:52:16,342 --> 00:52:18,541 -Vrei ceva de m�ncare? Da, v� rog. 796 00:52:18,541 --> 00:52:20,142 Aici. 797 00:52:21,701 --> 00:52:23,261 Pofti�i. 798 00:52:27,660 --> 00:52:28,979 Fortune cookie-urile? 799 00:52:28,979 --> 00:52:32,379 Pentru a Spune-mi ce ar trebui s� fac? Nu, mul�umesc. 800 00:52:33,579 --> 00:52:35,818 -Deci? �i apoi ce? 801 00:52:37,098 --> 00:52:39,097 Pute�i s� r�spunde�i �ntrebarea mea? 802 00:52:39,097 --> 00:52:40,418 Ce intrebare? 803 00:52:41,138 --> 00:52:43,377 Vecin de iarba este mai verde? 804 00:52:47,896 --> 00:52:49,896 Am o �nghe�at� �i un film. 805 00:52:49,896 --> 00:52:53,055 �n ordinea dorit�, sau simultan. 806 00:53:03,133 --> 00:53:05,613 "Boli Cu transmitere sexual� " 807 00:53:09,772 --> 00:53:12,532 "Aceste patch-uri perturba Braulio via�a. " 808 00:53:26,568 --> 00:53:30,568 Multumesc ca ai venit. Am nevoie de sprijin moral. 809 00:53:30,568 --> 00:53:33,007 Dac� am trece afar�. 810 00:53:33,808 --> 00:53:35,927 Dr. Peter Garby? 811 00:53:36,687 --> 00:53:38,327 Mult noroc! 812 00:53:38,327 --> 00:53:41,805 Ei bine, domnul Garby, stai jos. 813 00:53:41,805 --> 00:53:44,086 Numele meu este doamna Franklin. 814 00:53:45,565 --> 00:53:47,524 V�d medicul. 815 00:53:47,524 --> 00:53:51,243 Mai mult sau mai pu�in. Sunt un dentist cosmetice. 816 00:53:51,243 --> 00:53:54,283 Dac� dori�i s� de albire a dintilor ... 817 00:53:56,043 --> 00:53:59,042 "Este prietenul t�u? -Nu. 818 00:53:59,042 --> 00:54:03,002 Sunt c�s�torit. Nu am c�s�torit cu el. 819 00:54:03,002 --> 00:54:06,401 Dar ar putea fi. Mi-ar c�s�tori. 820 00:54:06,441 --> 00:54:08,920 Dac� mi-a pl�cut. 821 00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:11,480 -Care sunt simptomele? -Da. 822 00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:16,519 Am o m�nc�rime ... 823 00:54:17,479 --> 00:54:19,039 �i unde exact? 824 00:54:20,839 --> 00:54:22,718 �n pantalonii mei. 825 00:54:22,718 --> 00:54:24,798 Ce parte a corpului? 826 00:54:24,798 --> 00:54:28,997 Ei bine, �n interiorul acestuia. Aceast� apropiere ... 827 00:54:28,997 --> 00:54:31,156 �n penis, suficient s� spun c�. 828 00:54:36,675 --> 00:54:39,435 �n penisul meu. 829 00:54:40,114 --> 00:54:42,194 C�nd a fost ultima dat� c�nd ai f�cut sex? 830 00:54:42,194 --> 00:54:43,473 Atunci c�nd ...? 831 00:54:43,514 --> 00:54:46,673 C�nd a fost ... Cu c�teva s�pt�m�ni �n urm�, nu? 832 00:54:47,673 --> 00:54:50,713 "So�ia dumneavoastr� are simptome? "So�ia mea? 833 00:54:50,713 --> 00:54:53,672 Secole �n urm� nu de sex. 834 00:54:53,672 --> 00:54:56,391 Au avut o aventura de o noapte. 835 00:54:56,391 --> 00:54:58,791 - Ce este? -Uit�-te. 836 00:54:58,791 --> 00:55:00,271 Doamne. 837 00:55:00,271 --> 00:55:03,310 Se pare c� are ceva. 838 00:55:03,310 --> 00:55:05,550 Infec�ie transmitere sexual�. 839 00:55:05,550 --> 00:55:07,669 Asta e ceea ce m-am temut. Doamne! 840 00:55:07,669 --> 00:55:11,108 Dumnezeu nu te poate ajuta acum. Dar nu pot. 841 00:55:11,108 --> 00:55:14,948 Dar, cu siguran��, am s� fac un tampon de la uretra. 842 00:55:14,948 --> 00:55:16,628 Ce? -O ce 843 00:55:16,628 --> 00:55:21,267 -Un test al uretrei. Un frotiu ... Cum? 844 00:55:21,267 --> 00:55:23,946 O prob� ... Din interiorul penisului lui. 845 00:55:25,066 --> 00:55:27,945 "Bine, voi pleca. Nu! 846 00:55:27,945 --> 00:55:31,465 Nu pleca! Te rog! "Las�-m� s� plec. Este jenant. 847 00:55:31,465 --> 00:55:33,984 Nu v� face�i griji, domnule Garby. 848 00:55:33,984 --> 00:55:36,624 Am f�cut acest lucru un milion de ori. 849 00:55:36,624 --> 00:55:38,783 Toat� lumea m� sun� de "uretra Franklin" 850 00:55:38,783 --> 00:55:41,143 �i �n jos pantalonii. 851 00:55:43,182 --> 00:55:45,942 Acum, am nevoie de Pentru a face acest lucru, 852 00:55:45,942 --> 00:55:48,341 este de a men�ine v�rful penisului �i p�stra�i-l deschide, 853 00:55:48,341 --> 00:55:51,181 atunci c�nd este introdus Acest scobitoare. 854 00:55:52,340 --> 00:55:54,781 Este �n regul� cu tine? Sunteti transpira�ie. 855 00:55:56,140 --> 00:55:58,139 Aceasta este rapid. 856 00:55:58,139 --> 00:56:01,139 Este important ca sta �n continuare. 857 00:56:01,139 --> 00:56:04,379 Nu se misca, �tii? -Da. 858 00:56:04,379 --> 00:56:08,018 Acest lucru arat� c� "Braulio" Pentru matusa. 859 00:56:11,817 --> 00:56:14,657 A fost doar o gluma. Aici. 860 00:56:14,657 --> 00:56:16,656 Bites, atunci. 861 00:56:21,535 --> 00:56:23,095 La naiba! 862 00:56:24,535 --> 00:56:26,374 LIFE 863 00:56:26,374 --> 00:56:28,494 LIFE f�r� femei 864 00:56:29,454 --> 00:56:32,772 Am avut nici o idee cum a fost epuizat 865 00:56:32,772 --> 00:56:34,373 de �ngrijire a copiilor. 866 00:56:34,373 --> 00:56:39,052 Bug-ul este destul de greu. Dar este o dragoste. 867 00:56:39,052 --> 00:56:41,331 Este ca �i cum �n cazul �n care o minge de bowling 868 00:56:41,331 --> 00:56:42,731 legat la pieptul meu. 869 00:56:42,731 --> 00:56:45,450 Eu nu pot ... Un pic mai mult? Desigur. 870 00:56:47,490 --> 00:56:49,090 C�t de bun este. 871 00:56:50,249 --> 00:56:51,609 Acest lucru este bun. 872 00:56:51,609 --> 00:56:53,928 Acum �tiu ce femeile pe tot parcursul zilei. 873 00:56:53,928 --> 00:56:56,528 �tii ce facem? 874 00:56:58,048 --> 00:57:00,407 Vom ajunge la un acord de noi. 875 00:57:12,126 --> 00:57:14,925 Copiii sunt bine? Mare! Mul�umesc. 876 00:57:14,925 --> 00:57:17,004 Oricare ar fi, vorbim. 877 00:57:18,524 --> 00:57:20,523 Ce o mare de via��. 878 00:57:21,004 --> 00:57:22,883 M-am g�ndit "Mani-Pedi" 879 00:57:22,883 --> 00:57:24,762 A fost o pedichiura pentru b�rba�i. 880 00:57:24,762 --> 00:57:26,203 Dar, spre surprinderea mea 881 00:57:26,203 --> 00:57:28,682 este un amestec manichiur� �i pedichiur�. 882 00:57:28,682 --> 00:57:30,762 -E este mai bine? Ce? 883 00:57:32,402 --> 00:57:34,321 Viata de "partea cealalt�". 884 00:57:34,321 --> 00:57:35,841 Tu-mi spui, Finkel. 885 00:57:35,841 --> 00:57:38,400 Ne uit la TV, de mult ne dorim. 886 00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:40,880 Putem comanda m�ncare din afara. 887 00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:43,559 Nu trebuie s� spele vasele sau sp�l�torie. 888 00:57:43,559 --> 00:57:46,438 Putem chestii misto ... 889 00:57:46,438 --> 00:57:48,118 Ca acest ... 890 00:57:48,118 --> 00:57:50,798 Nu c� visul barbati singuri? 891 00:57:52,597 --> 00:57:55,437 Serios? Serios? Serios? 892 00:57:56,036 --> 00:57:58,317 Noastre �n trei "real" o propozi�ie. 893 00:57:58,317 --> 00:57:59,636 Acest lucru nu este bun. 894 00:57:59,636 --> 00:58:01,556 Eu nu mint. 895 00:58:01,556 --> 00:58:03,875 Cuplul are dezavantaje ... 896 00:58:03,875 --> 00:58:07,035 Dar domni�oara �ipetele. 897 00:58:07,035 --> 00:58:09,035 �i luptele, pl�ngeri. 898 00:58:09,715 --> 00:58:12,394 Nu pot s� cred �n ceea ce spun: 899 00:58:12,394 --> 00:58:14,633 Rata so�ia mea. 900 00:58:14,633 --> 00:58:17,473 Este dat de dracu ', omule. 901 00:58:17,473 --> 00:58:20,472 Este dificil de g�si un om bun. 902 00:58:27,071 --> 00:58:28,670 Acesta ofer� m�n�. 903 00:58:31,830 --> 00:58:33,749 "Draga mea! S� mergem cu mama. 904 00:58:33,749 --> 00:58:36,869 El se amuza �mpreun� cu tat�l s�u? "Foarte. 905 00:58:36,869 --> 00:58:38,629 -Juridic. -Ce mai faci? 906 00:58:38,629 --> 00:58:40,508 Ei bine, poti spune despre tine? 907 00:58:42,428 --> 00:58:44,307 Nu at�t de mult. 908 00:58:46,627 --> 00:58:48,146 Kath? 909 00:58:49,067 --> 00:58:51,506 Nu-�i pas�? Mul�umesc. "Cu placere. 910 00:59:09,822 --> 00:59:12,102 G�ndindu-o alt� zi pe data de prima ... 911 00:59:12,102 --> 00:59:13,902 Memorie pentru a atinge 912 00:59:13,902 --> 00:59:18,461 �mpu�it c� gaura �n cazul �n care a tr�it. 913 00:59:19,501 --> 00:59:22,940 �i c� mizerabil imobiliare 914 00:59:22,940 --> 00:59:27,099 a ajuns la o creatur� fermec�tor. 915 00:59:28,059 --> 00:59:30,339 M-am sim�it de g�sc� umfl�turi. 916 00:59:30,339 --> 00:59:34,178 Acest memento be�e �n memoria mea. 917 00:59:34,178 --> 00:59:38,097 Ca tatuaje proxenet pe col�. 918 00:59:39,777 --> 00:59:41,977 Am vrut s� spun ... 919 00:59:42,936 --> 00:59:44,896 Am foarte trist. 920 00:59:47,695 --> 00:59:51,575 Sau, pentru a cita o pedichiura: Ugly a urcat pe minge. 921 00:59:54,614 --> 00:59:56,853 Nu se poate spune s� te ierte, Peter. 922 00:59:59,613 --> 01:00:02,853 M-ai r�nit si eu sunt foarte sup�rat. 923 01:00:04,093 --> 01:00:06,092 Mi-am pierdut �ncrederea. 924 01:00:07,892 --> 01:00:10,771 Aceasta va lua timp pentru repara�ii. 925 01:00:12,691 --> 01:00:13,971 �tiu. 926 01:00:17,050 --> 01:00:19,049 Epoci pedichiura? 927 01:00:20,529 --> 01:00:22,648 C�nd Am terminat aici. 928 01:00:22,648 --> 01:00:24,728 D�-mi o pauza, Vorbe�ti ca mama mea. 929 01:00:24,728 --> 01:00:27,408 Dreapta. Eu te iubesc. 930 01:00:29,367 --> 01:00:31,207 Cum facem? 931 01:00:31,207 --> 01:00:33,007 Acesta este dragoste �i ur�. 932 01:00:33,326 --> 01:00:35,846 Fiind c�s�torit este o munc� grea. 933 01:00:36,646 --> 01:00:38,405 Dac� dori�i s� lapte o vac�, 934 01:00:38,405 --> 01:00:41,325 Nu v� a�tepta�i ca pic�turi de lapte �n m�inile lui. 935 01:00:41,325 --> 01:00:43,565 Excelent consiliere, t�n�rul meu prieten. 936 01:00:43,565 --> 01:00:45,404 Necesit� face un efort. 937 01:00:45,404 --> 01:00:47,404 Ellie se va face un spectacol de moda. 938 01:00:47,404 --> 01:00:48,683 Am crezut ca voi primi un permis. 939 01:00:48,723 --> 01:00:51,403 Oportunitate perfect�. Arat� c� ��i pas�. 940 01:00:51,403 --> 01:00:55,802 Nici o r�spundere poate petrece viata ta �i inert, ca Henry nostru aici. 941 01:00:55,802 --> 01:00:58,841 Nu �tiu, �ntotdeauna de lucru cu mine. -Ia de control! 942 01:00:58,841 --> 01:01:01,681 F� ceva. S� fie �n control. 943 01:01:02,841 --> 01:01:05,241 Ai dreptate ... Are dreptate. 944 01:01:10,959 --> 01:01:13,319 Bine, Doar un minut. 945 01:01:13,319 --> 01:01:16,998 Ave�i �i dumneavoastr� ... E�ti fantastic. 946 01:01:16,998 --> 01:01:20,038 �i tu ... Dumnezeul meu, oribil! Schimba imediat. 947 01:01:20,038 --> 01:01:24,557 Nici nu �ndr�znesc! Doar acest lucru �i du-te. 948 01:01:27,477 --> 01:01:29,275 �mi pare r�u. -�n cele din urm�. 949 01:01:29,275 --> 01:01:31,595 Am fost aproape de pentru a lovi lucrurile cu ea. 950 01:01:31,595 --> 01:01:34,515 Janet-a reg�ndit. -Vorbe�ti despre? 951 01:01:34,515 --> 01:01:36,434 Ei bine, am de lucru pe ea. 952 01:01:36,434 --> 01:01:38,314 Dar acest lucru este sf�r�itul unei c�s�torii. 953 01:01:38,314 --> 01:01:40,553 Ce dracu 'se va purta? 954 01:01:40,553 --> 01:01:42,873 Catifea este �nc� �n vog�. 955 01:01:42,873 --> 01:01:44,593 Suntem �ntr-o spectacol de moda, nu? 956 01:01:44,593 --> 01:01:46,913 Este, probabil, ca un capac canapea. 957 01:02:39,463 --> 01:02:43,582 -Deci �i-a pl�cut spectacolul? "A fost fantastic. 958 01:02:43,582 --> 01:02:46,781 Vorbind de fantastic ... Bravo! 959 01:02:49,621 --> 01:02:52,099 El a �nceput fundul lui! Grande. 960 01:02:52,099 --> 01:02:53,820 Mul�umesc. 961 01:02:54,219 --> 01:02:56,979 "A fost fantastic. Mul�umesc. Mul�umesc. 962 01:02:56,979 --> 01:02:58,858 Voi o b�utur� pentru noi. 963 01:03:00,818 --> 01:03:03,858 -Ce mai faci? Ei bine ... Ei bine .. Ai? 964 01:03:03,858 --> 01:03:05,577 De asemenea, ... 965 01:03:05,577 --> 01:03:08,416 Ar trebui s� �tii convergen��-Fran�ois. "Putem ... 966 01:03:08,416 --> 01:03:11,216 Ea tocmai a sosit de la Paris. -Fii dreapta spate. 967 01:04:48,717 --> 01:04:50,717 I HOME 968 01:06:10,102 --> 01:06:13,861 Singurul obstacol real� ESECUL DE A MAN 969 01:06:13,861 --> 01:06:15,340 ACORD Este proprie. 970 01:06:18,540 --> 01:06:20,740 Uit�-te la asta! Mi�to! 971 01:06:20,740 --> 01:06:23,459 Pute�i aduce bere. Haide. 972 01:06:25,618 --> 01:06:29,138 Boy, te sufla! Blow-up! 973 01:06:29,138 --> 01:06:31,458 Richard Simmons fi atent. 974 01:06:32,057 --> 01:06:33,977 El este un chitarist, drept? 975 01:06:33,977 --> 01:06:36,417 De fapt, e Gene Simmons �i el joac� bas. 976 01:06:36,417 --> 01:06:38,376 SE. Deci, cine este Richard Simmons? 977 01:06:38,376 --> 01:06:40,616 Acesta este clubul a Americii folosesc "pantaloni scur�i". 978 01:06:40,616 --> 01:06:43,495 Nume real: Milton Teagle Simmons. 979 01:06:44,455 --> 01:06:45,774 Cum �tii? 980 01:06:45,774 --> 01:06:47,535 M� uit la televizor mai mult. 981 01:06:50,374 --> 01:06:54,933 Alvin, Janet �i am planificat de Anul Nou parte. 982 01:06:54,933 --> 01:06:57,572 Astfel fi reconciliate? 983 01:06:58,333 --> 01:07:01,172 �mi iubesc so�ia mea. Eu iubesc copiii mei. 984 01:07:01,172 --> 01:07:04,451 Am dat seama c� prea t�rziu. 985 01:07:04,451 --> 01:07:08,970 Cu to�ii ne dorim prietenii nostri cu noi. 986 01:07:09,570 --> 01:07:11,689 Ar fi minunat daca a venit. 987 01:07:12,130 --> 01:07:14,130 Aceasta depinde de ... Vreau sa spun ... 988 01:07:14,130 --> 01:07:17,569 Alvin nu-i pasa pentru show-ul meu. 989 01:07:17,569 --> 01:07:19,648 Dar cel pu�in a fost. 990 01:07:20,449 --> 01:07:23,288 Deci, aceasta �nseamn� te-a iertat �i Peter? 991 01:07:24,207 --> 01:07:26,927 Nu numai Nu voi renun�a ani 992 01:07:26,927 --> 01:07:28,446 m� familie �i c�s�torie. 993 01:07:30,366 --> 01:07:33,365 El a f�cut o gre�eal� �i-l doare. 994 01:07:33,805 --> 01:07:35,806 M� doare foarte mult. 995 01:07:36,445 --> 01:07:39,004 Dar eu iubesc �i. ciudat 996 01:07:39,684 --> 01:07:43,884 �i a fost clar c� am nevoie de mai mult timp pentru mine. 997 01:07:45,244 --> 01:07:48,523 Asculta ... Vino doar pentru binele nostru. 998 01:07:50,163 --> 01:07:52,962 Haide cel mai scurt timp s� se g�ndeasc� 999 01:07:52,962 --> 01:07:54,602 �i �n via�a ta este trist. 1000 01:07:57,961 --> 01:07:59,481 nu �tiu. 1001 01:08:00,201 --> 01:08:02,440 �ntr-un fel ... Sunt pe gard. 1002 01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:04,919 Las�-m� s� corect. 1003 01:08:04,919 --> 01:08:06,959 El este c�s�torit cu o femeie din visele tale ... 1004 01:08:06,959 --> 01:08:09,519 El a sc�zut stilou lui �n cerneal� de o alt� femeie, 1005 01:08:09,519 --> 01:08:11,558 �i este pe gard? 1006 01:08:11,558 --> 01:08:13,438 -Sincer. Haide. 1007 01:08:13,438 --> 01:08:17,157 Eu nu pot cel mai bun sfat din lume, 1008 01:08:17,157 --> 01:08:20,276 dar dac� te pe gard, 1009 01:08:20,276 --> 01:08:23,236 poate deveni rapid un scaun de catapultare. 1010 01:08:23,236 --> 01:08:25,996 -Nu? -Acesta este un sfat foarte bun. 1011 01:08:28,756 --> 01:08:30,915 Da doar un paracetamol. 1012 01:08:30,915 --> 01:08:34,274 O bucat� de br�nz�. Aceasta func�ioneaz� bine �n c�ini. 1013 01:08:35,314 --> 01:08:38,113 Nu, �nseamn� Nu-mi pas�. 1014 01:08:39,233 --> 01:08:42,632 Ei bine, suntem at�t foarte ocupat. 1015 01:08:42,952 --> 01:08:44,832 Ambele obosit. 1016 01:08:44,832 --> 01:08:46,512 Permite�i-mi s� v� spun un singur lucru. 1017 01:08:47,512 --> 01:08:49,551 Vom merge din nou. 1018 01:08:51,351 --> 01:08:52,910 Miercuri. 1019 01:08:53,790 --> 01:08:57,910 Ca �i mai �nainte. Eu te iubesc. 1020 01:09:21,065 --> 01:09:23,705 Salut, prietene. Da, An Nou fericit. 1021 01:09:23,705 --> 01:09:25,424 Poate s�-mi dau o favoare? 1022 01:09:29,504 --> 01:09:32,463 Acest lucru nu este la fel de Care sunt compatibile, 1023 01:09:32,463 --> 01:09:36,342 Dar ce s� fac Incompatibilitatea cu. 1024 01:10:07,536 --> 01:10:08,976 Ellie! 1025 01:10:08,976 --> 01:10:12,416 Alo An Nou fericit. 1026 01:10:12,416 --> 01:10:15,575 An Nou fericit. M� bucur c� ai venit. 1027 01:10:15,575 --> 01:10:17,574 -E�ti mare. -Ai. 1028 01:10:17,574 --> 01:10:20,494 "An Nou fericit. "An Nou fericit. 1029 01:10:20,494 --> 01:10:22,653 - Dori�i s� be�i? Fac. 1030 01:10:22,653 --> 01:10:24,693 Suc de portocale, v� rog. Mul�umesc. 1031 01:10:24,693 --> 01:10:27,812 Unde e Alvin? -Pe drumul de aici, sper. 1032 01:10:30,571 --> 01:10:31,931 Nu �tii ... 1033 01:10:32,411 --> 01:10:36,411 Aceast� sec�iune este foarte bun. Ce ave�i? 1034 01:10:37,570 --> 01:10:40,810 -Ce ... Multumesc pentru amintindu-mi. Zippy. 1035 01:10:40,810 --> 01:10:42,570 -Zippy? -Aici. 1036 01:10:48,648 --> 01:10:50,008 Acesta a fost meritat. 1037 01:10:50,008 --> 01:10:52,848 Ellie este cu masina, Anul Nou, si nu taxiurile. 1038 01:10:52,848 --> 01:10:54,207 Tu mi-a f�cut o favoare. 1039 01:10:54,207 --> 01:10:57,407 Eu nu pot sta sta prietenii de so�ia mea. 1040 01:10:57,407 --> 01:10:59,327 Eu trebuie s� fie �napoi miezul nop�ii. 1041 01:10:59,327 --> 01:11:01,086 Te voi duce acolo �i �napoi. 1042 01:11:01,086 --> 01:11:03,446 Vorbe�te despre diavol ... Asta e tot. 1043 01:11:03,446 --> 01:11:07,085 El a spus c� a avut o hernie. �i-l va duce la spital. 1044 01:11:07,085 --> 01:11:08,524 Ce? 1045 01:11:08,524 --> 01:11:10,364 Bun�, drag�. El va fi bine. 1046 01:11:10,364 --> 01:11:12,484 A fost un pic mai mult afar�. 1047 01:11:12,484 --> 01:11:14,603 Dar aceasta este doar �mping�nd �n interiorul, cred. 1048 01:11:14,603 --> 01:11:17,882 Ce sunt prietenii? Rahat! 1049 01:11:18,602 --> 01:11:20,002 Ne pare rau, miere. 1050 01:11:20,002 --> 01:11:22,241 El doar arat�-mi �i nu frumos 1051 01:11:22,241 --> 01:11:25,401 Trebuie s� plec. Eu te iubesc. 1052 01:11:25,881 --> 01:11:28,320 Houston, au o problem�. 1053 01:11:29,400 --> 01:11:32,520 Un prieten Am spus odat�: 1054 01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:35,839 de lapte de vac� nu ruleaz� doar pe maini. 1055 01:11:35,839 --> 01:11:38,119 Figurat vorbind. �n�elept cuvinte. 1056 01:11:38,479 --> 01:11:41,838 Da, e adev�rat. Trebuie s� plec. Un An Nou fericit! 1057 01:11:42,798 --> 01:11:46,757 Haide! Lapte de vac�! Faceti o br�nz�! 1058 01:11:47,476 --> 01:11:49,317 Dumnezeu s� te binecuv�nteze, prieten. 1059 01:11:50,356 --> 01:11:53,636 Zece, nou�, opt, �apte, 1060 01:11:53,636 --> 01:11:58,755 sase, cinci, patru, trei, doi, unu ... 1061 01:12:35,148 --> 01:12:37,187 Ai putea Am chemat un taxi, v� rog? 1062 01:12:37,187 --> 01:12:38,747 -Da. Mul�umesc. 1063 01:12:43,906 --> 01:12:47,226 �n fapt, acestea au fost un meci bun, dar �ntr-un fel ciudat. 1064 01:12:48,265 --> 01:12:49,985 Tipul a intrat �n baie 1065 01:12:49,985 --> 01:12:51,984 �i cu mine b�tut. 1066 01:12:52,465 --> 01:12:55,464 Nu numai c�, el a folosit periu�a de din�i meu. 1067 01:12:55,464 --> 01:12:57,863 Periuta de dinti un om este sacru. 1068 01:12:57,863 --> 01:12:59,583 Exact. 1069 01:13:00,343 --> 01:13:03,342 -Ai cump�rat una nou�? -Imediat. 1070 01:13:19,340 --> 01:13:22,139 -Hei, ai luat! Da, an nou fericit. 1071 01:13:22,139 --> 01:13:23,498 Ellie a v�zut? 1072 01:13:23,498 --> 01:13:25,178 Da, ea a fost aici pentru o secund�. 1073 01:13:25,218 --> 01:13:27,698 Ce ... Ce este faptul c� mirosul? 1074 01:13:27,698 --> 01:13:30,337 S� mergem. Este at�t de important. 1075 01:13:31,297 --> 01:13:32,777 Acolo este. 1076 01:13:35,216 --> 01:13:36,536 Scuza�i-m�. 1077 01:13:46,614 --> 01:13:48,293 Scuze. 1078 01:13:48,293 --> 01:13:50,454 Ea sper� s� pentru tine. 1079 01:14:44,643 --> 01:14:47,122 Hei. Hei. 1080 01:14:48,282 --> 01:14:50,281 Te-ai �ntors. 1081 01:14:50,281 --> 01:14:53,721 Da, m-am dus s� plece dac� apar. 1082 01:14:53,721 --> 01:14:55,721 -Ce este aceasta? -Un cadou. 1083 01:14:55,721 --> 01:14:57,720 Serios? Am, de asemenea, ceva pentru tine. 1084 01:14:57,720 --> 01:14:59,640 -Serios? -Da. 1085 01:15:06,439 --> 01:15:08,518 �n paginile urm�toare sunt goale. 1086 01:15:08,518 --> 01:15:10,758 Pentru urm�toarea ... nou�. 1087 01:15:14,477 --> 01:15:17,756 �i ce �nseamn� asta, Alvin? 1088 01:15:18,316 --> 01:15:20,836 Suntem �mpreun� nou� ani �n urm�. 1089 01:15:20,836 --> 01:15:23,996 Nou� nebun frumos 1090 01:15:23,996 --> 01:15:27,155 dificil �i stresant an. 1091 01:15:28,395 --> 01:15:32,154 Uneori Suntem nebuni 1092 01:15:32,154 --> 01:15:34,513 �i aproape pierdut cap. 1093 01:15:34,513 --> 01:15:38,552 Tu e�ti so�ia mea �n vremuri bune �i rele. 1094 01:15:38,552 --> 01:15:40,872 Vecin de iarba nu este mai verde. 1095 01:15:40,872 --> 01:15:42,551 Acesta este un mit. 1096 01:15:42,551 --> 01:15:46,751 Acesta este pe jumatate verde si jumatate uscat. Nu face nimic. 1097 01:15:46,751 --> 01:15:49,471 Este aceea�i culoare pe ambele p�r�i. Stiu ce vreau sa spun? 1098 01:15:49,471 --> 01:15:53,150 -Eu nu fac ... Adev�rul este c� �mi place banane. 1099 01:15:55,589 --> 01:16:01,148 �i vreau s� se mute �n urm�torul nou� ani de a manca banane. 1100 01:16:02,628 --> 01:16:03,947 �i dup� nou� ... 1101 01:16:03,947 --> 01:16:07,067 -�tii ce e banana? Da, �tiu. 1102 01:16:11,307 --> 01:16:12,866 Te iubesc, Ellie. 1103 01:16:15,465 --> 01:16:17,105 Sunt prea t�rziu? 1104 01:16:18,585 --> 01:16:21,305 Nu, Alvin, nu e�ti. 1105 01:16:24,144 --> 01:16:29,063 A� spune c� ... Acesta este momentul perfect. 1106 01:16:29,063 --> 01:16:31,542 "Am s� te s�rut acum. "Foarte bine. 1107 01:16:49,858 --> 01:16:51,858 Acum, deschide darul t�u. 1108 01:16:53,818 --> 01:16:55,698 Mul�umesc. 1109 01:17:14,454 --> 01:17:17,733 Am pl�ns pentru c� mi-e dor �ntotdeauna num�rul meu. 1110 01:17:19,453 --> 01:17:23,453 Nu, nu, pentru tine. Scuze. 1111 01:17:31,410 --> 01:17:33,690 -G�ndi�i-v� c� se poate ocupa? -Da. 1112 01:17:33,690 --> 01:17:36,850 -Da, pute�i. -Da. Cu cea mai mare pl�cere. 1113 01:17:38,090 --> 01:17:40,369 Noastra ... Ce naiba ... 1114 01:17:40,369 --> 01:17:43,688 Cum pot s� �tiu dac�-mi �i Richard ... 1115 01:17:43,688 --> 01:17:46,367 Nu, nu ... Doamne ... 1116 01:17:48,167 --> 01:17:51,327 Am facut nimic cu ea, Nu am putut ... 1117 01:17:51,327 --> 01:17:53,246 Ce? Nu, c� e ... 1118 01:17:53,847 --> 01:17:57,646 -Am speriat. Scuze. De ce nu ai spus? 1119 01:17:57,646 --> 01:18:00,085 De ce spun? Tu �i ei ... 1120 01:18:00,085 --> 01:18:03,085 Nu, eu nu fac. De asemenea, tres�rit. 1121 01:18:03,085 --> 01:18:04,845 �tia�i c� M� �ntorc galben. 1122 01:18:04,845 --> 01:18:07,483 Deci ... �i am crezut c� tu �i ea ... 1123 01:18:07,483 --> 01:18:09,003 Am crezut c� ai �i el ... 1124 01:18:09,003 --> 01:18:10,604 De asemenea, ... 1125 01:18:12,723 --> 01:18:14,043 Deci ... 1126 01:18:14,563 --> 01:18:17,122 Cred ca este un lucru bun acest lucru de monogamie. 1127 01:18:17,122 --> 01:18:18,601 Da, se pare. -Da. 1128 01:18:35,798 --> 01:18:37,438 Fiind c�s�torit este o munc� grea. 1129 01:18:37,438 --> 01:18:40,557 focul pasiunii niciodat� u�or. 1130 01:18:40,557 --> 01:18:43,837 Ne-am c�s�torit �n 1959. 1131 01:18:44,236 --> 01:18:46,237 De peste 50 de ani. 1132 01:18:49,636 --> 01:18:53,075 Nu �tiu ce ar fi f�r� tine. Serios. 1133 01:18:53,075 --> 01:18:55,914 Sunte�i pilon meu. Tu .. 1134 01:18:57,594 --> 01:18:59,474 I. .. Te iubesc. 1135 01:19:02,273 --> 01:19:04,273 Uita-te! 1136 01:19:09,272 --> 01:19:12,831 Nu v� face�i griji, avem totul. 1137 01:19:12,831 --> 01:19:16,391 -Avem o cu�c�. I-am facut. 1138 01:19:19,430 --> 01:19:23,229 �n general, Am prefera s� r�m�n� �n partea de sus. 1139 01:19:23,229 --> 01:19:27,348 Acest lucru elimin� presiunea de mai sus. 1140 01:19:28,268 --> 01:19:31,748 Pune mai mult� presiune pe mine. 1141 01:19:34,387 --> 01:19:36,107 Este foarte greu. 1142 01:19:40,226 --> 01:19:42,785 I-am spus, suntem m�ndri pentru a fi britanic. 1143 01:19:42,785 --> 01:19:44,345 Da. 1144 01:19:44,345 --> 01:19:46,545 Haide, George. Arat�-le! 1145 01:19:46,545 --> 01:19:50,344 Creeaza pantalonii. Ei vor s� vad�. 1146 01:19:57,823 --> 01:20:00,102 Mama a petrecut foarte mult de bani pe pantofi. 1147 01:20:00,102 --> 01:20:01,861 C�t de mult? 1148 01:20:01,861 --> 01:20:03,821 500 de lire sterline. 1149 01:20:04,422 --> 01:20:06,381 Un cuplu Jimmy Choo. 1150 01:20:06,821 --> 01:20:09,341 Mama merit� s� fie pedepsit. 1151 01:20:09,341 --> 01:20:11,540 Mami vrea s� fie pedepsit. 1152 01:20:15,260 --> 01:20:16,699 Mama ... 1153 01:20:17,379 --> 01:20:19,698 Am cheltuit peste 500 de lire sterline ... 1154 01:20:19,698 --> 01:20:22,058 �n magazin Salvatore Ferragamo. 1155 01:20:22,058 --> 01:20:23,657 -Serios? -Da. 1156 01:20:27,057 --> 01:20:30,656 Chiar �i murdar transpirat sau plin de rahat ... 1157 01:20:30,656 --> 01:20:33,336 Nu-mi pas�. Iubesc degetele de la picioare. 1158 01:20:33,336 --> 01:20:35,455 El iube�te degetele. 1159 01:20:37,255 --> 01:20:41,574 Avem o gr�din� frumoas� mare. Acesta este avantajul. 1160 01:20:44,373 --> 01:20:47,613 Acum avem un copil. 1161 01:20:48,373 --> 01:20:52,173 Suntem aici s� se balanseze. Nu este pentru copil. 1162 01:20:52,173 --> 01:20:53,452 Ce? 1163 01:20:53,492 --> 01:20:56,171 Scuze. Am venit aici pentru sex. 1164 01:20:56,171 --> 01:20:58,691 "Am crezut c� a fost adoptat. -Nu. 1165 01:21:01,010 --> 01:21:03,290 Noi nu merg bine. 1166 01:21:03,290 --> 01:21:07,409 Noi folosim doar la domiciliu. Lucrez la o banca.85112

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