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Dear Santa, I'm really looking forward to your visit this year.

I am 18 now and all my friends have boyfriends

except me. They always talk about how they have

the perfect boyfriend but my ideal guy has always

been you. You jolly red-cheeked sweetheart.

I think you'd make the perfect boyfriend. You're

always watching out and so generous. Sweetie.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was just checking on Madison.

I'm sure she was okay. Sweetie, she's fine. She's

riding to Santa. Showering everyone with gifts

and you love me whether I'm naughty or nice.

Maybe that's why mommy loves you so much. I

remember last year when I caught her helping

you with the presents. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you're

the nicest. Yeah, fuck you, baby. Yeah, yeah.

You're just fucking my mom.

You're such a dirty, dirty Santa. I think you might make your own naughty list. Yeah,

oh, fuck you, baby. Yeah, yeah. You peck me like

you peck your fucking sack. Yeah. Oh, fuck. Yes.

Yes, yes. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Oh, that's so fucking hot.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm gonna make you some fucking smoking cookies.

Yeah.

I'm gonna make you cover your face with milk cookies.

Oh, fuck yeah.

I'm gonna make you some milk cookies.

Oh, yeah.

Yo, yeah.

I don't want my whole fucking face covered in milk.

Oh, that's freaking great.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Seriously, it's all over.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Santa's all over you.

Oh, yeah, Santa.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're so fucking dirty.

I love it.

Oh, I love it.

Wow.

That's crazy.

He's kinda hot.

Wow.

And that's when I knew you were real.

I know you're already married to Mrs. Claus,

but I think she'd be okay with it since she knows that you love everyone.

Santa, what I'm trying to say is, is that all I want for Christmas is you.

Love, Matt.

Love, Madison.

What do you think, baby?

Honey?

Oh, yeah.

Uh, yeah, it looks good.

Looks good.

I think it looks really nice.

I love the Christmas spirit.

Don't you think?

It's so beautiful.

Honey?

Yeah.

Yeah, I love it too.

Yeah.

Honey, what are you doing?

I was just checking on Madison.

Making sure Madison was okay.

Honey, Mrs. Santa Claus is right here.

I know, baby.

I know.

Yeah, baby.

I know.

Making sure Madison's okay back here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's all.

Right down here.

Don't you think, baby?

Yeah, yeah, it looks good.

Right here.

I always think we're down to there.

What are you doing there, sugar plump?

I'm working on my letter to Santa.

I'm working on my letter to Santa.

You're not going to let your dear old dad know what you want for Christmas?

Come on, Daddy.

I'm really trying to focus.

You've been naughty or nice this year?

Santa knows that I've been nice.

Yeah.

What do you have for Santa?

Milk and cookies, like I always do.

I bet he's going to love your milk and cookies.

I hope he does.

Oh, I bet he will.

Don't worry.

Might.

He's going to love this.

He is.

I wish I was in this house.

Just wait.

I have enough to feed me in here.

We're not done decorating the street.

I'm not over here.

What do you think, baby?

It looks good.

I guess what time it is, baby.

What time is it?

It's about time for you to put on that Santa Claus outfit.

That's what time it is.

Yeah.

I can't believe it's Christmas already.

You know it's my favorite time of year.

This is when we put that Santa Claus outfit on.

I already know how to get dressed.

I'm going to be in my kaymak.

It's gonna be killing.

That jacket, that beard, and that stupid little hat.

But you can't wait for her to go to sleep.

Ah, baby, can we put her to bed early?

Yeah, of course we can.

Maybe like even two hours, really, do you think?

She would even notice?

No, she wouldn't notice.

She's waiting for Santa Claus.

Okay, let's put that up there,

and then we'll finish decorating,

and we'll wake up that early.

And then you can find out if I've been happy or nice.

Okay.

Well, that should do it.

I hope Santa likes my letter.

I know he'll love these milk and cookies.

I hope he loves me too.

Perfect.

Hi sweetheart.

Hi mom.

I know you are so excited for Santa to come.

I'm so excited.

But just remember that if you want Santa to come

quickly, you should probably go to sleep faster, okay?

You're right.

I know, mother's always right.

So if you're gonna get it sooner, the quicker he'll come, okay?

Okay.

Right sweetie?

Yes, you're right baby doll.

Good night.

Of course sweetheart.

Oh sweet dreams my sweetie.

Night daddy.

I can't wait for you to put that Santa costume on.

Yeah, but you can't baby doll.

I thought she would never get done writing this stupid thing.

I didn't even know I'm so happy she finally went to bed.

There it is.

Just thinking about it makes my pussy fucking wet.

I would stick that cup in your ear and give you a real present.

Oh fuck yes, I have no present fucking right

now if you don't have these fucking clothes.

Baby, Alex fucking makes me.

It's really bad.

You sure you got it? You sure you seen it?

Oh baby.

I want to see this kid became fucking hell right now.

Let's freeze up.

Baby, that's so fucking hot.

Baby, baby.

Let's get you nothing to throw.

Oh my god, that's so cute.

Remember you have to eat them all, Santa.

Oh right, I will.

Oh she left Santa, I know, look what it says.

I'm really looking forward to your visit this year.

I'm 18 now.

All my friends have boyfriends except me.

Oh my poor baby.

My bad.

They always talk about how they're perfect, but I'm not.

I'm just a little bit more mature.

My bad. They always talk about how they're perfect boyfriends.

And she thinks that Santa would be the perfect boyfriend.

And she's talking about presents.

That's just so cute.

Will you be my boyfriend, honey?

She's asking Santa.

That's so cute.

To be your boyfriend, love, Madison.

Sweetheart, you are like the perfect stepdad.

You know you're gonna have to pay for some major presents on the tree, right?

Don't worry, I'll take care of your stepdaughter, all right?

Of course you do.

And you've gotta take care of me too, you know.

Yeah, I'm gonna take care of you.

You better.

I've got a nice present for you for later in the night.

Oh, you're gonna get it.

I'll give you a present.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Good job.

Oh my gosh.

You know how hard this makes me.

Oh, shut up, okay?

Oh my gosh.

You like what Santa got for you this year?

Oh baby, I can't wait to have what Santa has for me this year.

Oh boy.

My girl is okay.

Stick it on your arms.

Yeah, go deep, go deep.

My little missy told me what to do.

Yeah, turn around.

Now you have been.

Get your shit in my car.

Yeah.

Leave me alone for a minute.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I hate you, dear boys.

Yeah.

Just fucking kidding, boy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I want you to leave me a f♪♪♪ing present

No

I want you to leave me a f♪♪♪ing present

No, no, no

Yeah, yeah.

You like the way she said that fuck to you?

Oh, please.

This has been a naughty girl.

This has been a sad little buddy.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yes, yes.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, fuck.

I'm so fucking tired.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Yeah, yeah, baby.

Dude.

Dude, dude.

Dude, this is tough.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

You're about to get insane as a dick, don't you?

Oh, fuck.

Shh, shh.

Don't hear it.

Oh, fuck.

I just wanna be somewhere where I can go without you.

Yeah, you fuck that little pussy.

I'm such a naughty, naughty girl.

I'm such a naughty, naughty girl for Santa.

Fuck yes.

Fuck yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my goodness.

Yes!

You see his little slut?

Oh fuck you fucking slut!

Yes I'm gonna kiss your slut!

Oh baby, yes!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Oh fuck!

Oh god you look so fucking good!

You know how I fucking like it, don't I?

You know how I fucking like it!

Oh yes!

Yes! Yeah baby!

I wanna be on that fucking hot list!

Oh yes!

Yeah!

I want you to feel me up like you feel up that sack!

I want you to feel me up like you feel up that fucking sack!

Yeah baby!

Oh Sarah! Oh Sarah!

Oh Sarah! Oh fuck me!

Oh Sarah! Oh yes!

Oh yes!

Oh yes, yeah.

Oh fuck!

Oh yeah.

I want that fucking Christmas special.

Yeah.

Oh fuck yeah.

Yeah.

I want that white Christmas.

I want that.

Oh my god.

I don't want to make it snow.

Shh.

Shh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my God.

Holy fuck.

Oh, fuck.

You're not gonna wake her up, right?

I know.

Maybe you should get the magnet.

What?

Maybe you should get the magnet.

Fuck.

Fine.

I'm not fucking crazy.

I'm gonna finish this.

I'm gonna finish the packages.

I'm gonna finish wrapping presents.

Okay.

Santa?

Is that Santa?

Wow, it's really hot.

Santa? It's really you.

Ho ho ho little girl.

Oh my gosh. Santa it's really you.

Yes it is Madison.

Oh my gosh.

Have you been a good girl this year?

I've been such a good girl this year Santa.

Did you read my letter?

Yes I did. Yes I did.

What did you think?

You want me to be your boyfriend don't you?

Yes will you be my boyfriend Santa?

Of course I will young Madison.

Really?

Yes but if you want to be Santa's girlfriend

you're going to have to give Santa some sugar.

So why don't you get down on your knees and taste Santa's candy.

Oh wow

I didn't know that sienna candy came like that sienna

ummm

Why don't you give Santa's real candy a taste?

Yeah.

Mmm, so tasty.

It tastes good?

You got both of them in your mouth?

Mmm, it's so yummy.

I want to be a naughty girl just for a second.

Yeah?

Yeah.

You want to take care of Santa, Madison?

You're always taking care of everyone else.

Everyone else.

Let me show you.

I love you, candy cane.

I love you, too.

I'm going to take a tongue out.

You know what Santa likes?

What?

He likes when there's a little hope or stuff on the balls.

Anything for you.

You're such a good girl.

If I might go to girl, would you let me ride your sleigh, Sienna?

Of course I will, Madison. I'm gonna do all kinds of things to you on the sleigh.

You're the best boy that I have.

Keep sucking on that cock, Madison.

What is going on?

I'm just giving Madison what she wants.

Wait, sweetie, is this what you meant in your letter?

Yeah.

So this is what you wanted?

Mom, I know you like Sienna too.

Yeah.

I saw you guys last year.

Oh, oh, oh my.

I so like mother like daughter.

I guess we both have a thing for Sienna.

Yeah.

Oh wow.

Hi, Sienna.

Hi, baby.

Well, I guess we're on the right list, aren't we?

Oh, that's so hot.

Oh, it's such a good girl.

You taught me how to share so well, mommy.

I did?

I did too well.

I mean, tis the season.

You know, maybe you could decorate our faces later, sweetie.

Yeah.

I'm definitely gonna be decorating our faces.

Maybe we should go over there.

It's more comfy over here, Sienna.

Yeah, I remember this couch.

I'm just going to make this comfortable.

Oh baby you do it so well. I'm so fucking proud of you. I have a good future.

Do you like mommy on your cocks Anna?

Yeah.

God look at that muscle.

So nice and hard.

I better stay hard every fucking day.

Sweetie the way you go up and down.

Do you like that?

Seriously like now that's the gift that keeps on giving.

Right Santa baby?

Yes it is baby doll.

We're gonna write songs about this.

Don't forget the balls baby doll.

You hold my hand mommy.

I'll see her anytime.

I'm always here for you.

Oh baby.

She's so sweet.

Yeah baby girl.

Yeah.

Yeah just like that.

Oh you.

She keeps doing that.

She might get a little bit of a headache.

Oh my goodness.

Oh that's so hard.

That's such a good job baby.

Yeah.

We're good little ho-hos aren't we?

Ew.

Oh my god.

Is this what you wanted for Christmas?

Oh my god.

Is this what you wanted for Christmas?

Oh my god.

Are you talking about Xana's costume?

Oh my god.

Oh Xana.

You might be on your own naughty list.

Oh my god.

Is that possible?

Oh my god.

You better be careful.

Oh yeah.

Oh my god.

You know how that turns me on.

Oh you know that.

Baby you're such a good little girl.

You know how sad I am.

I haven't had my son in a while.

Oh baby you already know how I want you to be.

Fuck.

Shit that hurts.

Baby you got that so fucking wet.

I'm so proud of you.

Oh fuck.

Oh shit yes.

Yes. Yes.

Oh god.

Oh yeah.

I'm gonna decorate your dick with that fucking tree.

Oh yes.

You guys I'm so good.

You should see me on this later.

Oh fuck.

It feels so fucking good.

Yes. Yes.

She was so fucking good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes.

Oh shit, yes.

Oh my God.

Oh, oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god!

Oh baby after this I might need a soon as offer.

You might get one.

Oh look you, you, you.

Oh baby yes.

Oh yes Hannah.

Oh yes.

Oh you're giving it to me.

Oh look.

Oh my god.

Yes, yes, yes.

It's so hot.

Oh yes baby.

Oh my god!

Oh my god, you're scaring me.

You like that, Hosanna?

Oh, fuck.

You look so good on Hosanna's lap.

You look like this chimney baby.

Oh my god, fuck.

Oh, fuck yes.

Fuck.

Are you sure you're scaring our baby?

Yes, mom.

Oh my god.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

You like that?

Yeah, so good.

See, mom looks good fucking same as us.

I think she might want to go on your game, baby.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Give Santa something special.

That's so fucking good.

Oh baby, you get something more than every year.

Can I have a ton?

Oh my god, baby, yes.

Oh my god.

Here, baby.

Oh my god.

That's my girl.

Oh my god.

What's up, baby girl?

I'm so good.

Yeah?

Oh my god.

Is it as sweet as that candy cane you put in your mouth?

Even better?

Yeah, baby girl.

That's it.

Is she getting Santa?

Oh my god.

Is she getting all the nice things from somebody?

You guys take care of Santa.

I'm so happy.

I think you've been good all year.

This is the best Christmas ever.

Oh my god.

Yes, it is.

Oh my god.

Is it better?

Yeah.

Oh, that's my girl.

Yeah?

You look so fucking good bobbing up and down in this fucking pole.

Oh my god.

I am so fucking proud of you.

Baby girl, you look so fucking good

bobbing up and down in this fucking pole.

It is so good.

I am so fucking proud of you.

I love seeing this pole.

It's the greatest.

Seriously.

It's magical.

It's fucking magical.

It's so good.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

I'm on Santa's car.

Keep doing it, baby girl.

Keep doing it. I'm telling you.

At some point, you are going to totally see the north.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck. I'm coming.

I'm on Santa's car.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Fuck me.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

That's what I'm talking about.

Yeah.

Yes.

I love it when he uses gloves

to warm his presents under the tree.

I love it.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

I'm so fucking hot.

Yeah.

I'm fucking hot.

Just wait until he puts you in the doggy.

Yeah.

You want to try that?

Yeah.

That's what I needed.

Stop.

You're just gonna be so happy.

Yeah.

Come on, Santa.

Give him that Christmas gift.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

So much better, right?

Yeah.

Oh my god.

I love him so much.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah, you feel so good inside me.

Yeah.

You give him that candy cane, baby.

Yeah.

I'm so happy.

It's like I'm holding Santa.

Yeah, baby.

Yeah.

What's it talking about?

It's like that miracle on that street, you know,

that moment, baby.

Yeah.

That's right.

Oh, it's so true.

You're Santa.

That's what you're fucking talking about.

You're Santa.

Oh, Santa.

Oh, you fucking give me such a hard time.

Oh, my god.

You found me like you fucking found me like fucking snow.

Yeah.

You want a touch?

Yeah.

I want like fucking magic fairy dust and everything.

I want everything.

She's so naughty.

Maybe she wants to have those sugar plums.

Oh fuck yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh he's gonna make me cum.

Yeah baby.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like a fucking blizzard up in here.

Oh my god.

Yes baby.

It's another fucking baby.

Make it fucking like Christmas Eve and put like a present on it.

Under the tree type of orgasm.

Yes.

That's what you've been waiting for baby cakes.

Yeah baby.

Listen to me.

Yeah baby that's it.

That's all.

You fucking right.

And Santa huh?

Yeah.

Do you have Santa?

Well you should do it that way.

Make it your own.

Yeah.

You're Santa?

Yeah.

Santa is so naughty.

He doesn't know there's Santa out there.

Ready for your turn?

Oh baby I thought you'd never fucking get up.

I guess I'm gonna share.

No.

Maybe you could go out and have some.

Oh my god.

That's what I'm fucking talking about.

Oh my god.

That's really good.

Oh you sugarpun.

Oh my god.

Fuck me.

Oh yes.

Oh you juice juice juice juice juice juice.

Oh my god.

You kick Santa's balls so good.

Oh fuck yes I do.

Oh fuck.

Oh, shit.

You feel so fucking good, baby.

I think I got your name wrong, baby. There's no way you are a saint, Nick.

He's a naughty Nick.

He's definitely got a dick.

Be careful, I'll eat you like I started eating this fucking dick.

I'm cooking you some food.

Yeah? Is that what you want, Santa?

What would you fucking want?

You look so good on Santa's paws.

I'm gonna make sure he gives you every fucking Christmas gift you ever want.

Oh, yeah.

It's Santa.

Oh, my God.

You look so fucking good.

Oh, my God.

We're good little house friends.

Oh, my God.

I don't think we're ever gonna be able to get a nice little family.

Oh, this is funny.

You know what?

I'm fucking okay with it.

I'm okay with it.

Oh, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute.

Oh, my God.

Make it so I'm gonna have to go around his slate for a while

Right for

No worries.

You ready?

Yeah.

Fucking give it to me baby.

Fucking give it to me.

Fucking give it to me.

Oh my god.

Oh you were fucking kidding.

Fucking kidding.

Fucking.

Oh my god.

Oh fucking shit.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Oh baby.

Oh my god.

You know when they packed me like you packed

those fucking Christmas presents baby?

I've seen the lady wrap those

fucking presents.

Oh fuck baby yeah.

I mean like all that fucking packing shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, you stuffed those fucking boxes.

Yeah, those fucking Christmas presents.

Yeah, baby.

Baby, you know what I want.

I want that fucking white Christmas.

Yeah.

We want you to make us snow on our Santa.

Oh my goodness.

Oh, yeah.

I want you to fucking decorate

our fucking faces with that snow, baby.

Yeah, yeah.

We want to see a cross, baby.

Yeah, yeah.

Like we're fucking cookies and

I'm dugging it in that milk.

Yes, baby, yes.

Oh, give it to us. Oh, yes, baby.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

I want a fucking magic

with snow.

I want a fucking magical Christmas on my face.

Yes, yes, baby, yes.

Yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Give us a fucking hug.

Yeah, yeah.

Come on, baby.

Oh, let's go, baby. Let's go.

Yeah, come on.

There's my fucking white Christmas.

It's the warmest night ever.

Oh, no.

Come on.

I can't see.

Now that is a fucking magical Christmas.

That's the best Christmas ever.

And, baby, we didn't even have to wait until morning.

That was funny, too.

You guys really take care of Santa Claus, don't you?

Will you come back sooner than next time?

Next year.

For sure.

Wait, are we on the naughty or nice list?

Both.