Original subtitles

A python never toils

Nor does a bird work

Saint Manuka has said...

...Lord Ram is everyone's benefactor

Happiness is short lived

Life's filled with turmoil

The only lucky person in this world

Is the one that has the power of green

Here the party goes all night long

Sing baby, baby, sing this song

Chill out

At 12 o'clock on those moonlit nights

We will gesture you to come closer

At 12 o'clock on those moonlit nights

We will gesture you to come closer

I won't sleep and neither will you

We will be lost in each other

Come to me home and let things get on

Tomorrow I will take you to Hong Kong

Sing baby, baby, sing this song

Chill out

They say nothing's free in this world

Take a look at us, we are completely free

They say nothing's free in this world

Take a look at us, we are completely free

Some became MA, BA while some became CA

We don't care whether anyone lives or dies

We are never wrong

Sing baby, baby, sing this song

Chill out

Stop!

Stop scoundrel

You dare splash mud on us Rascal

We fail to do anything while we are awake

Now that we are having fun in our dreams...

...its making you jealous Rascal

Bloody basket

When will our dreams come true?

For two years... for the past two years...

...we have been standing near this board

But there is no trace of a single accident

Boman - Yes

Name is there but there's no trace

Excuse me, Adi

How will we benefit from a car accident?

You are asking after two years

This is the road where that bald millionaire...

...told us the secret of millions

'ln St Sebastian garden, Goa...'

'...under a big W...a big W there are 100 million hidden'

'100 million'

Mama will be proud of us

You made me donate all the money

'Come on, Adi, give the money'

'Why should l give the money?'

'Am l crazy?'

'Give it, Adi, for mama's sake'

Since then...day and night we have been keeping an eye...

...on cars passing-by

Thinking now there will be an accident

Now there will be an accident

Not even a single car

Disgraceful

Hey, brother

Bang your car

Hey, brother, at least you bang your car

Look, l am pleading to you

At least listen to me

Hey, brother...

lf you act so badly people will surely spit on you

Yes, no car will meet with an accident here...

...because we are...very unfortunate

- Now, there's just one way left - What way?

The devious way

Adi, what are we doing at this bar?

Oh, we are going to cook omelet and sell them

No omelet, we are going to knockout people

Roy

What?

Can l sit?

What are you going to do with this egg?

Mister, if you can keep this egg in your mouth...

...without breaking it, l will give you 5000

Tony, can keep an entire chicken inside his mouth...

...for 5000 so what's an egg

Then...keep this in your mouth

Then give me the egg

He has done an amazing thing

Forget about the egg and chicken...

...you have been fooled, Tony

Why you...

He's coming

Check the pocket

- Mine's empty - Check his pocket

Yes, Adi, 2000 rupees

So what is my share?

500 for you and 500 for you

Give it here

Take him away, take him away

Move back

Adi, my 500

Here

Torn note - Yes

So you can't spend without me

Wow, Adi, you are so smart - Yes

Run Get ready,get ready

Get the money

4000 rupees

2000 for you

2000 for us

Take him away

- Adi, 2000 rupees - Give me 1000 rupees

Okay, 1000 for you and 1000 for me

Forget...forget that fool

Look, everyone recognizes me now

Now you go inside - Okay

Right - Take the bag

Here

Operation, egg... knockout starts again

Yes

What? - Sorry

What will you do with this egg?

l will put a challenge of 5000 rupees that...

...you can't keep this egg in your mouth without breaking it

- Can you do it? - l can do anything?

Fine, first you do it

Then l will do it

- Promise? - Promise

Swallow the egg

Break the egg

Save me

Adi

Hit him, hit him, oh shit!

Oh no

There they are

Beat them

Enough Enough

No one ever beat us up so badly

Adi, be thankful that at least they didn't rape us

Our fate has raped us

lf we had money...

...then we would've had so many things

Yes, car, bungalow, bank balance and ma...

- Mother - Quiet

Mercedes Benz

Yes, Mercedes

Like the one Kabir's sitting in

Kabir!

Kabir

Kabir - Kabir

Where did that miserable guy get so much money from?

Even he donated his money

Run,run,follow him!

Such a big car

Such a big office

How did Kabir become so rich?

Loyalty, honesty, dedication and responsibility

Today Kabir Naik is rich because of these four qualities

And l have seen these four qualities in the four of you

Thank you

And that is why the four of you are here

Sir has appointed you the chief executive...

...of our next multi-million venture

- Thank you, sir - Thank you, sir

That's nothing

Sir is giving you furnished apartments...

...along with fixed salaries

And yes, everyone will have a personal car as well

Congratulations

Thank you

- Sir, how do we thank you? - Just like you do

Look, if the four of you keep working hard...

...then one day l will make you partners in this company

Partners

- Thank you, sir - Thank you

lt's okay

Thank you

lnstead of us four talented people...

...he's making these four fools his partner

lt should have been us in their place

lf we become the partners...

...then we will have car, bungalow, bank balance

But how will we become partners?

- Emotional... - Torture

Yes, let's go

Adi

Adi, no Adi, no

Not this way, Adi

Not this way

Napkin, sir Napkin

Troy

Roy

Wipe, you rascals, wipe

Chaman - Boman

Kabadi - Adi

Tandav - Manav

Yes, yes

How are all of you?

- What are you doing here? - Cleaning the toilets

What? - Shocked, aren't you?

That why intelligent people like us...

...are doing such a backward job

Have courage, Roy, have courage

We will be successful

There's hope in our hearts

No matter how much it stinks

Cotton... just like there's cotton stashed in the pillow...

...there are four things stashed in us as well

No, no, no, we are born with it

- Like...loyalty - Honesty

Dedication - Deceit

No, no, not deceit

Responsibility

Just a minute

That's what l said - And we heard it

Outside the window, covertly

Quietly

You eavesdropped on my conversation...

...and now are putting up a charade here

lt's not a drama but emotional torture

So that you can forget about those four fools...

...and make us your partners

Make your four partners - Yes

Good idea

lf l even appoint you watchmen here...

...it will be insulting to them

Fools

He humiliated us so badly

Now no matter what happens...

...but we will be your partners, Kabir - Yes

Otherwise l am the son of two fathers

And l am the son of three father

l am the son of four fathers

l am the son of the entire lndia

There's no one in the office

Seems like Kabir called us first

He ought to, after all we are VlP's

Very important person

Now we'll have money, position, power

- Now everyone will salute us and say... - Scoundrels!

Rascals

You will be punished

Equally - Much more than that

No

You rascals, scoundrels, fool, stupid, morons...

l hadn't slapped you

You gave a 100 crores estimate to Kabir sir...

...on month end

Yes

But the profit was just 99,99,99,000

That means there was a loss of 1000 rupees

You...you deserve one more slap

Slap - Slap

Take them away - Okay, boss

Okay, okay

No, no, no

Such severe torture for just 1000 rupees

Kabir sir has appointed four new people in your place

That means us

That's why you are fired

Fired!

And Kabir sir doesn't just say fire

He fires with his gun

Give me the gun

Give me the gun! Gun!

Okay, boss

Where is he taking it out from?

Jallad - Yes, boss

Close the door - Okay, boss

Don't kill us - No

Don't shoot us

Murder Murder

Run away

You won't get anything here except for death

Run, Arjun, run!

Run!

Just a minute

Kabir sir

Look, he is here to kill us

Let us go, please

l won't let you go like this

See, he will kill us

- l will kill you? - See, he is telling us

l will kill you

Shut up, you idiots

Otherwise l will fire you guys

See he will fire at us

So this is your doing - Yes

Obviously

And until you keep calling such idiots...

...we will keep driving them away

Until you don't make us your partners

Understand - Partners

Kabir

Nice

Darling, what's going on?

ls everything alright?

Who is she?

She is our madam

Kabir sir's wife - Wife?

Yes

Sister-in-law!

Who...who are they, Kabir? - Kabir?

Not, Kabir

Ram, and you are Sita

And we are Ram's younger brothers

So sweet - Thank you

Just a minute

Ram only had three younger brothers

That's okay Consider yourself Draupadi...

...and us, four plus one, five Pandavas

Darling, you go on, l will join you

Okay, darling, bye

Bye - Bye

The four of you managed to barge inside my office

But if you try to barge in my bungalow...

...then l will punch your face in

He's very short-tempered

Kabir, not just your bungalow...

...but we will follow you even to hell

Come on, follow him

Enough is enough, Kabir

There's a limit to everything

l don't want to discuss this any more

You understand

Did you understand anything? - No

l mean yes

- But, l need some money... - l said no means no, Kabir

l give you money every month for the monthly expenses, isn't it?

Not a single penny more

- lf l could get 500,000... - You won't get five rupees

Darling, juice

He turned out to be a poor beggar just like us

He's a beggar and she's poor

He is living off his wife

36 - 24 - 36

Seven

Shoe size Shoe size

You are looking at her shoe size, aren't you ashamed?

She is like our sister-in-law

What a sister-in-law!

Honey, listen to me

Kabir, why don't you understand?

l don't want to have this discussion any more

The discussion is over

l am going for a shower

Hello, Gulabo - Gulabo

My, sugar honey, sugar pie, sugar doll, sugar bag

That scoundrel is having an affair

That too so sweet

He will die of diabetes

ldea! Listen

My wife must have been born after 1000 foxes died

l am tolerating my wife for money

Otherwise l would have left her long back

But don't you worry, baby

l will adjust it in the accounts...

...and get your set by tomorrow

And after that lights off, Jacuzzi on

And have some fun in the Jacuzzi

Kabir and gulabo will be together

Where is my other phone?

Kabir

Your mobile is right here

You here

How did all of you come here?

- And my mobile - And this mobile has an MMS clip...

...which has Kabir and Gulabo's conversation

'My wife must have been born after 1000 foxes died'

'l am tolerating my wife for money'

'Kabir and Gulabo will be together'

Adi, what if sister-in-law sees this clip?

He will be in trouble

Shut up

- You are trying to blackmail me - No

We aren't trying we are doing it

Quiet!

You think l will be scared of you - No

We are sure you will be scared

lf you don't make us your partner...

...then we will send this MMS clip on sister-in-law's mobile

Kabir

The button will get pressed

Kabir

Why am l hiding? You hide

Kabir, what have you sent?

What a superb joke you have messaged me? - Joke?

Yes

Husbands and the sun are so unfaithful

They come with 'Kiran' (Ray of light)

Stay with 'Roshini' (light)

And leave with 'Sandhya' (evening)

- This better be a joke, Kabir - Of course, darling

lf you don't make us your partner...

...then we will make a joke out of you in front of your wife

Yes

This isn't how one becomes partners

One has to come to the office and work to become partners

We will surely come to the office...

...but you will do the work

And these goggles are really nice...

...to watch you do the work

Can l please have it? Thank you very much

Thank you

That looks cool

And to come to the office, we need a car

The car keys Because it won't look nice if we walk

Yes, this is damn cool

This isn't what l thought of you

Ma'am, l always doubted sir

What did l ever ask for?

That there shouldn't be any dearth in my love

lnstead l got a rascal

But l love this rascal, darling

l love you so much

My dear sister, do you know who's responsible...

...in making me a con - Who, brother

Bachchan sir - You mean, Big B

Yeah!

When the police department stopped my promotion...

...and transferred me to Yavatmal

l had nothing to do there except for watching television

And everyday at 9 o'clock Bachchan sir...

...would come on television and say...

..."Kaun Banega Crorepati, Kaun Banega Crorepati"

That's when l realized...

...that its important to be a con first to be a millionaire

And now with the two of you supporting me...

...we three cons will make their plight bad

But, brother, the other four were really perfect...

...for our plan as well

We managed to trap them with difficulty

They ran away because of these four

And then they came to me and said...

...pick us, pick us

So what could l do?

Last time l was going to have a great time...

...with a huge amount of money

But my plan was foiled because of these four fools

But now...no goof ups

My dear sister, you keep playing the role of my secretary

And Kamini, you as my strict wife

What is this nonsense, Kabir?

These four aren't even qualified

Kamini, what was that?

That's the first dialogue of our next scene

What is this nonsense, Kabir?

These four don't even look qualified

That's exactly what l am saying, ma'am

Ask them...who is most qualified amongst them?

Oh, so you are the most qualified one?

How educated are you? - Until 10 o'clock

Until 10 o'clock?

The school started at 9 o'clock

After an hour, the principal understood...

...that l can't study anything

Did you hear? - No, no

He is just joking

We are qualified

We also have a degree - What degree?

MMS degree, isn't it, Kabir?

Tell sister-in-law

Yes, yes, MMS, isn't it?

Ya, take me for a ride

What?

ls there any such degree? - Ma'am

Even if there is such a degree...

...then its useless for our company

Look, look at their faces

They look like crooks

Excuse me - Yes

Ma'am, fax

Ma'am, our property...

...which was stuck in legal matters for a long time...

...has been cleared

Now you are the rightful owner, ma'am

Kiya, that's great news

Kabir, l am so happy

lt was very important for this land matter to be cleared

But why today? Why?

lt's all because of these...boys

They are so lucky

You know something, darling

l love them to death

You are right, Kabir

Why today? Why now?

These four are lucky rascals - Rascals

She is calling us rascals - She is also calling us lucky

l have decided

These four are now our company's 20% partners

- How much do l get then? - Shut up, shut up

Ma'am, what are you saying?

Kiya, arrange for a veneration on the land

And invite these four specially

After all they are our lucky mascots

Oye lucky, oye lucky

Oye lucky,

Oye ediot oye

They are jacked now

Come, mister

The veneration is complete

Now hit the plough on this field and begin

Darling, let these four do it

Why these four, ma'am?

Your husband should do it?

We got this land as soon as these four stepped in the office

So they should do this auspicious deed

You are right, dear

Come here

You are so sweet

Thank you

Hit it here, here

One...two...

Wow, Adi

What is this? - Super Vasmol 33 hair dye

Shut up, let me check - Okay

Oh my, God! This is oil

Oil - Oil

l can't believe this, Kamini, crude oil

Oil! Oil!

Oh my, God! Kiya, did you hear?

Superb, ma'am, superb

Until now, oil was found only in Arab countries

Sharjah, Dubai and now Mumbai

Not just Mumbai, it's in our own land, our land

Our land, our land, our land

Kabir, raise our percentage to 30%

Do it, do it - Please

Listen to me - Kabir

Just a minute Just a minute

Darling, l was thinking... - l have already thought about it

From today these four are our company's 40% partners

40 - 40%

40%! - Yes

We all will be billionaires now

You are right, darling

Billionaire

Al - habibi, al- habibi

Al- habibi, vallah - vallah

Al - habibi, al- habibi

Al- habibi, vallah - vallah

Girl you're the bun

You're the loving machine

There is oil in my viens

There is oil running through my body

Aalu Bukhara, dig with a spade, a deadly fountain

Wonderful! - Hey!

Marvelous! - Hey!

Moneybox worth millions - Oye!

Papa, you always used to say

Son, you will never do anything

No matter how hard you try...

...but one day you will be flat-broke

But now l am rich!

l am rich

Sorry, sir

Secret file

She's smiling so much

What secret is she hiding?

Let's find out

Beware of those dogs, sir - Dogs?

They are like stray dogs - You are right, Kiya

Dogs

This secret file almost...

Softly, sir, the walls have ears

The doors don't - Oh, yes

This blue print of your superb idea...

...of making a refinery on the land where you hit oil...

...and your mind-blowing plan of making billions...

...- shouldn't reach those four, sir - lt has, it has

What if it does?

Then they will take this file to ma'am

And those rascals...

...will be 50% partners of the company

Yes

Were you secretly overhearing our conversation?

Us? Yes

Shut up

Cockroaches

Move aside

Kabir, blue print, Kabir

Otherwise l will send this blue print to sister-in-law...

You all are too smart - Of course, we are

Come on, guys

Fantastic boys - Fantastic

The refineries blue print is ready

Now only if we can get an investor...

...to invest 250 crores in it then... - Then?

Then you will get 50% partnership

50% 50% - Okay

50%!

Just a minute

Even if you find an investor...

...then how will you convince him?

We have MMS degree

Manav, you are so smart

Mama will be so proud of you - Very smart

Yes, l am

Give me a hug

Manav

Come on, Manav, give me a hug

Mama will not feel proud

'Paay lagoo, sriraam lagoo...'

What a hug!

Come in

Quiet!

Shatrughan Sinha

You fool, we are not ordinary people

Quickly tell us about the investor otherwise...

Hey, don't punch him

He is our Kabir

He will surely get an investor

He will go to Peepli, 'Dhobi-ghat'...

...even in Delhi's belly, but surely get an investor

lsn't it, Kabir?

Hey you

Amitabh Bachchan

By relation l am your father

And the name is... - Forget it, speak ahead

Fix an appointment with the investor

Goat Goat, goat

Shahrukh Khan

Mandira Mandira, no

Obama, Obama...no, no, no

My name is Manav, l am not...not...not an investor

Not, not

We want an investor

You want an investor, that's all

Come, come

He will say it in our ears

Did you get your investor?

Rascal, you raised your hand on us

Did you forget?

Did you forget Gulabo?

MMS

You are dead, l am going to ruin you

Give the phone Give the phone - Give the phone

l don't have the phone - What?

Yes, last evening Kabir asked for it and l gave him

Kabir asked for it and you gave it to him

He wanted to call his mother

He was missing her

He was missing...his mother...

You have ruined us

We have lost the phone

We have lost the investor

We have lost the partnership

Adi, l am not so smart

l will kill him

That's enough

Get out Get out Get out

Kabir

Stop, Kabir

l have already made a copy of that Kabir

You are not that strong...to suppress us

Very smart

What now, Kabir?

Bata bhai - We don't want shoes

Not shoes

Bata bhai, your private investor

lnvestor, yes

Glory to... - Batanand Swami

Bata bhai why are you turning into a saint from an criminal

Hey, take it out and give it in my hand - Yes, boss

Here

Hey...you ediot

...and the entire gang members

Open your ears and listen carefully

Now Bata bhai's days of crime... - Out the window

But, Bata bhai, why stop committing crimes?

You know yesterday l called up a party and said...

This is the area's bhai (don) speaking

And do you know what he replied? - What?

ls your sister's name Area?

Really

Laugh, laugh, laugh you scoundrels

There's no more respect

That's why Bata bhai is bidding adieu...

...to the world of crimes from today

From today, l will only speak for discourses

Devotees, gentlemen

Bata bhai greets those...

...who have been sitting here for a long time

Sri Ram, the solo hero of Ramayan

ln the first reel itself he was banished for 14 years

Mother Sita went along for company

That's where the villain made an entry Ravan

lt rhymes

What is he saying?

He kidnapped mother Sita from outdoor

But right then, Hanuman made a daring entry...

...in the supporting role

He took a bus to Lanka...

...and disrobed Ravan - Hello! That's wrong

Draupadi was disrobed

You are mixing Ramayan with Mahabharat

Basher Bokade, bring him to me

Hey, let's go

Hey, Ganga Jamuna's Dilip Kumar

You are the area's milkman, aren't you? - Yes

So, when you can mix water with milk...

...then why can't l mix Ramayan with Mahabharat

Your point is right

Kallu Koyle, take him at the back and disrobe him...

...and rectify his point as well

Why disrobe me?

Leave me

The Ramayan and the Mahabharat...

...are different scriptures

Hey you fool, its people like you...

...who don't let us dons change their profession

Don't cry, boss

He's no saint, he is an imposter

Hey, silent movie's dubbing artist

lf anyone compliments me now, l will kill him

Understand

No, boss No

No, boss

Did it to quit rowdyism, right?

Brother, please listen to me...

Hey, catch them - Brother! Brother!

They ran away

Scoundrel

Calm down, boss

Hey...my glasses - Yes

Glasses

Here, boss

l don't wish to see this sinful world

Wow! Wow!

Once more

Superb

Bata bhai - That's called terror

Bata bhai, your intense voice isn't for preaching

lt's for threatening

Even the most courageous will feel timid before you

And the only thing he will be left with will be...

Bata bhai

Bag - Oh, yes

Hey, flop heroes of single screen, what is this?

25 lakhs - Advance extortion money

What? - Advance extortion money

What? - We have already said it twice

Are you deaf?

Rascal - Just like there's advance tax...

...this is advance extortion money

Bata bhai Bata bhai

This is because you don't know us

We always think of the future

We have...hit a jackpot on our land

Yes, jackpot

Few days later you will read in the newspaper...

...that we have become millionaires

Then you will start calling us

Pay us money or else we will kill you

Extortion money, etcetera, etcetera

And, Bata bhai, Bata bhai

You will say seven and we will say five

Unwanted bargaining

That's why advance extortion money

Hey Film Division's gift

Your explanation went above my head

Then wear a helmet - Hey, Rang De Basanti

Think, boss

They are ready to pay 25 lakh on the basis of the land

Then there must be something special about the land

You are speaking absolutely right from your personal lips

Hey

l liked the promo of your land

Now tell me clearly when you will show us the entire land

Right now!

Look, Bata bhai

Black gold

What a dilemma!

Adi, l am waiting for the day...

...when the 250 crore refinery will be built on this land

700 crore, Bata bhai

You always wanted to change your profession, didn't you?

To hell with being a don

Now you can really send it to hell

You are speaking absolutely right from your personal lips

Hey, heroes of an over budget movie

Sorry

Hold my hand and congratulate me

Sir, middle finger - When are you going to hold it?

Bata bhai is in the mood to invest in your oil company

Thank you

Open your mouth and tell me how much money do you want?

Bata bhai, 250 crores won't be a big amount for you

Hey, side hero of a multi-star cast

What do you think?

lf Bata bhai asks for money in the market...

...he won't be able to get 250 crores

Wait!!

Hey, Farooq facebook

Hey, Baba Bhurji

Hey, Ghanchu Ghoda

Flop heroes of a hit film

Bata bhai has already arranged...

...for 250 crores on the phone

Wow!

Bata bhai, you are so smart

Wow!

Now Bata bhai will become a billionaire

Al- habibi, al- habibi

Al- habibi, vallah vallah - al- habibi al- habibi vallah- vallah

Girl you're the bun

You're the loving machine

There is oil in my viens

There is oil running through my body

Kasam Kekde - Yes, boss

Once upon a time in Mumbai this oil company starts...

...then we will fry these four in this oil

What an idea, boss!

Once the refinery is built on our land

Then we will fry that Kabir... - Yes

And this Bata...in this oil itself - Yes

lt will be fun

Congrats

Let me tell you that no one can stop me

I swear no one can block us

Try to stop me

And I won't spare you

The world will be at my feet

Come girl

Come my girl, come with me

Together we are 'double dhamaal'

Come my girl, come with me

Together we are 'double dhamaal'

Just pegs and a pub

And no restrictions at all

My darling should be dancing along

On Punjabi folk

Just pegs and a pub

And no restrictions at all

My darling should be dancing along

On Punjabi folk

Try to stop me

And I won't spare you

The world will be at my feet

Come girl

Come my girl, come with me

Together we are 'double dhamaal'

Come my girl, come with me

Together we are 'double dhamaal'

Gucci's belt, Armani's handkerchief

Gucci's...

I can have what I want

I value my life because I drive a Ferrari

Come sit in my car, I will take you for a ride

I will take you wherever you want

Come sit in my car, I will take you for a ride

I will take you wherever you want

Try to stop me

And I won't spare you

The world will be at my feet

Come girl

Come my girl, come with me

Together we are 'double dhamaal'

Come my girl, come with me

Together we are 'double dhamaal'

Come my girl, come with me

Together we are 'double dhamaal'

"Once more sing it again"

Come girl

Come my girl, come with me

Together we are 'double dhamaal'

Come my girl, come with me

Together we are 'double dhamaal'

Come my girl, come with me

Together we are 'double dhamaal'

l feel good

Roy, there is no one in our office

When we are there...

...why do you need anyone else?

After all, we are VlP's

Very impotent people

What?

Quiet

Money, position, power

Everyone will salute us and say... - Rascal

Scoundrels

You will be punished

But not rightly, much more than that

Forgive us

Just a minute Just a minute

Doesn't this look and sound familiar - Yes

Jallad! Take them along

Roy, did you understand something from this? - Yes, l did

Directed by Kabir

He is showing us an action replay...

...of our own film to scare us

Now he will take out a gun

Tell me or else l will shoot you

Now he will tell him to close the door

Jallad, close the door

Watch

l bet 100 rupees

He will come out breaking the door in three seconds

One...two...

Yes

Come on, come in my lap

Does it hurt? - Yes

Did you bring the ketchup from home?

Tomato ketchup

Fries and tomato ketchup, wow

Adi

lt's different - lts different

Adi Adi Adi

lt's blood - Couldn't you tell us earlier?

l was saying "Adi, Adi"

Adi, Adi, Adi

Couldn't you say "blood, blood"?

l will kill the one...

...who didn't pay two month's rent of my office

Who is the boss amongst you?

Whoever is the boss, step ahead?

So, you are the boss?

l don't know how l always come ahead...

...in such dangerous situations

Adi - l will tell you

Adi Adi

Sir, sir

Forgive us Forgive us - Please forgive us

Forgive us - Forgive us

Have you seen Sholay? - No

Have you seen Dhamaal? - No

Thank you

Run, run

Jallad, catch them

Run, run

No men, no oil

There is no one here

Those three cons duped us

Before Bata bhai catches us...

...let's run away from here Come on

Wait

Useless jokers of a comic movie...

...where are you running to in this Olympic style

Why do you feel we are running away?

Rascal, tell me where is my oil?

Hit the spade on the ground and the oil will come out

Spade? - Yes

Hey, get the spades - Yes, boss

Get the spades - Yes, boss

Fools, get the spade

Today Bata bhai will have his oil

Hurry up

Dig quickly

Boss, there is no sign of oil here - Yes

Where's the oil?

There

Why are you all pointing in different directions?

Show me a common spot

We were pointing our other finger

lts here - Here, here

Here

Chhagan Charbi - Yes, boss

Take the name of Lord and dig

Hail Ali

Boss, there is oil

They found it, thank God

There's oil

Mumbai Municipality's work down the drain

Look, Tavde, someone broke the sewage pipeline

Why the...

Shut up!

Who broke this pipeline?

Hey, lower your volume

Or else l will lose my mind

This is my land

We can do whatever we like with it

You... - Hey, don't you dare abuse BMC officials

Who broke the sewage pipe? - Sewage pipe?

Can't you smell the stink?

Yes lt does stink

Yes, it does

And this land belongs to the government

Government? - Yes

We have been cheated

We got sewage water instead of oil

Run, run

Catch them

Don't let them escape

Adi, come on Adi, come on

Hey, they are coming Follow me

Let's go, Dhanno

lt's the question of Basanti's honor

Adi - Yes

Dhanno saved her honor

Now what about us?

Run, run

There are only coats here

Let's go, let's go

Did you see anyone running from here in white clothes?

Hey, l am asking you

Did you see anyone running from here?

Stop

The rascals called the police - Yes, boss

Hey, hide your guns - Yes, boss

Stand straight like decent people

The rascal called more goons

The four of you saved me from the police cleverly

Two lakhs from Mausin bhai

Consider this a token of my appreciation

First let us understand what you just said

Mausin bhai, goons were after us

But why were the police after you?

Actually my partner Shabbir cheated me in business

He deceived me

There's a Shabbir in his story

And there's a Kabir in our story

He played a big game with me

And you didn't leave him alive - No

Such a small punishment for such a big crime

l killed him...but a thousand times

First l ruined his personal life

And then wrecked havoc on his business

He hates his life much more than he used to love money

...after snatching his happiness, his wealth

And now l am going out of lndia...

Goodbye

Two lakhs - Two lakhs

Bata bhai will make two lakhs out of us

Mausim bhai - Yes

We don't want two lakhs

Take us along, please - Please

Please, please - Please

Just a minute

That's not possible

l cannot take you four along

Why?

Heard that

Mausim bhai, we saved your life

So why aren't you saving our lives now?

Roy, take the dagger out and cut my nerves

Cut it

Here

Cut it, cut it, cut it

You have gone crazy

What are you saying?

Did l raise you for this? - Adi

Mausim bhai has refused to help us

So rather than getting killed by our enemies...

...it's best that my friends kill me

lf it's like that, Adi, then Boman take this

Hold it

And cut it

Cut it - No, Adi

No, Adi

Brother, your...

Cut it

Stop

Come with me

Mausim bhai, thank you very much

So easily you smuggled us from lndia to Macau

Thank you very much

Thank you, thank you

Hold it

Stop the boat

Police

lf the police catch us...

...they will send us back to lndia

lts better that we jump in the water - Listen to me

There's no time to listen to anything now

Water

Come on

Follow the boat

Manav

Quickly, quickly

We are safe

Where is Mausim bhai?

There he is

Save me Save me

l can't swim

Mausim bhai, hold on l am coming

Adi Adi - Adi, mama will be so proud of you

Adi

Scoundrels

Mausim bhai

You went there to get his watch

When he's facing a bad time...

...why does he need a watch?

Kabir will go through a bad time...

...when l get hold of him

How will we get hold of him?

He must be having a good time somewhere

He is having a good time right here

What? - Yes, there

These three rascals are here

Let's go find out - Yes

Brother, those people that came in the limo

Do you know them?

Yes, they are the new boss

They bought this casino few days back - What?

Rascals, they duped us...

...and bought a casino in Macau with that money

l will shoot that rascal Kabir

l will murder that Kamini - l will kill her

That wretch Kiya... - Just a minute, just a minute

Remember what Mausim bhai said before dying?

Yes, save me, save me - Shut up

Mausim bhai said, "Such a small punishment..."

...for such a big crime

lf we want to kill our enemies...

...then he should die thousand times

We swear...we will ruin Kabir's business life

We swear...we will ruin Kabir's personal life

We swear...we will turn Kabir's happiness into sorrows

We swear...that we will snatch Kabir's lphone, lpod, his item

Ladies and gentlemen

Three cheers for my casino

The Four Jokers

Today l have a special announcement for all my guests

This new year's eve, there will be no rules

Unlimited money and unlimited gambling

Unlimited gambling!

Thank you

Unlimited gambling, Kabir?

We will need at least 1000 crores in the safe deposit for that

How will we find an investor for so much money?

We will have to do something

That man approaching

Johnny Bonzela, The king of casinos

l want to be bigger than him

Kabir, congratulations

But you better be careful

You are moving way too fast

You know in trying to beat me...

...you might just lose this casino

l will beat you 'Gandul' - 'Gandul'? Meaning what?

lt means pest in our language - Pest

You are calling me a pest - Yes, Now get out

l will see you - Get out

l will be the number one casino owner

Want to be number one

l will pee on your face, rascal

Kiya, every other person here is an eligible bachelor

l want you to... - Brother

Actually you two should get married

And as far as my life-partner is concerned

Rather than being rich, l am looking for a life-partner...

...that's honest, caring and loves me very, very much

Did you have these qualities when you trapped us, witch?

You wretch

But, Kabir, why did you name this casino, 'The Four Jokers'

Come on, Kamini

We got this casino because of those four jokers

That's why this casino is called 'Four Jokers'

No fighting

Adi, no fighting

l will stamp that pest under my feet

Why do you keep calling him pest?

Call him earthworm

lt feels good when l call him pest

We'll feel good only when we ruin those three

But, Adi, they are also very smart

That's why we have to be over-smart - Yes

Just like they first won our trust and then broke it - Right

Similarly we will have to first win their trust...

...and then break it

What are you saying?

That Kabir isn't blind

He will recognize us

He won't recognize us

Because we will don a new look for every situation

Correct

Yes

But how will we change the way we look

Get up, get up - l am already up, what get up

'Hooliya' (getup)

Adi, don't abuse me in a lisp manner

l can do it too

You are a 'Hooliya'

l will kill him first before Kabir

Adi, control, control - What control?

We are in a pitiful state...

...and those four are having a gala time

Gala time

Let's join them

Sir

Hello, sir

Who are you? How did you come inside?

Sir, l am Ghanta Singh - Who?

Ghanta Singh - Should l peal you?

No, sir

l am here for a job, sir

Give me any job, sir

l promise you, sir, l will not blow your job

There is no job here Out - Sir

At least give Ghanta Singh a chance - How dare you enter my office?

Ghanta Singh is very talented, sir

What are you doing?

Sir...

l am a Sardar and also effective

Sir, job - So this is the qualification of your job

Stealing

Sir, l am not trying to prove that what a good thief l am

lnstead l am trying to say that...

...l will expose the thieving going on in your casino

Ghanta Singh - Yes

No one can ever steal in my casino

lts happening, sir

On table number seven

l am the best

Money, money, money

Chinese Macau

You come to Macau from China and cheat

Cheating

l don't cheat

My name is Lee

You lndian l love lndian

Favorite cricketer, Ganguly

Favorite food, lndian Thali

Favorite song...wait, wait, wait

Khalbali hain Khalbali

You cheat, now l will expose your larceny

Sir

l am so sorry

Chinese cheater, sir

This is my casino, how dare you?

Now eat Lee's lead

You dare point a gun at my boss

lmpudent

You will have to face this Ghanta...

...before killing my master

Amigos, amigos

Oh no

Oh no, real gun

He will take forever to die

l will blow his brains out

Forget it, brother

Why shoot him again

He is already dying

Let it be, let it be

He is dying, he is dying

Hey, you are Sardar speaking Gujarati

Actually, sir, when scared different voices come out

He is dead, forget it

Let's have a drink

The rascal's on vibrator mode

l will finish him - No, no, no

Move

Kabir l knew it

l knew your short-temper very well

That's why l took the bullets out of your gun

But don't spare this cheater Lee

Here

Don't spare him

Roy, do you know how to swim? - No

l am sorry So sorry

What did you do?

Sir, why do you want to be responsible for his murder?

Let me handle...

But you didn't appoint me on the job

l am jobless, sir

Ghanta Singh - Yes

No one can protect our casino better than you

But, Kabir... - Kamini, he is a Sardar and also effective

Ghanta Singh, you are hired from today

Thank you, sir

l won't spare you

You threw me down from a 20 storey building

lf l hadn't done that...

...then Kabir would have shot 20 bullets in you

Look, please

Whatever l did was for your benefit

Don't say that

l hate the word 'Kiya', l hate that girl Kiya

Then you must also hate that song

Kiya, Kiya, Kiya...kya Kiya

Look, according to the plan...

...you have to make that girl Kiya fall in love with you

How is that?

Posing as an animal

Listen - Yes

You have to make a wild entry just like him

That's fine, Adi

But you tell me...

...why did you get me a ladies gorilla costume

What difference does it make whether its ladies or gents

A gorilla is a gorilla

lts time for Kiya to arrive

l will go alert Roy and you put on your head

Best of luck

Boy, return me the head

Why you...come here

Adi, Boman, where are you two?

Wow, Boman, you are so smart

You also sound like a gorilla

But what are you doing inside?

Seems like some dimwit put you inside the cage...

...thinking you are a monkey, isn't it?

Don't worry, l will get you out

Okay

Go, go, go

Yes

All the best Boman

All set man

There comes the woman

Go, man, go, go, go

No

Stop

What man?

Are you a gorilla or a jungle idiot?

She is a woman

Women are like Mother lndia, Henna, Chandani, Biwi No1

Women are 'Balika Vadhu', 'Na Aana lss Desh Mein Laado', 'Uttaran'

Give respect, man, take respect

lf you don't respect women...

...then that will be really bad

Seems like you don't understand

Now l will make you...understand

You are black, l am black

Yet you troubled this woman

This isn't possible as long as Tukya is there

Did you understand?

Good

You are showing your true colors again

You won't understand this way

Take this

Take it, take it, take it

My dear

You are so mischievous

Real gorilla

You monkey, will you kill him?

Stop it

He turned out to be the Emraan Hashmi of gorillas

He kept kissing me for two hours Two hours

Be thankful that...

...he didn't turn out to be the Shakti Kapoor of gorillas

Otherwise something else would've swelled up...

...instead of your lips

This...this is Manav's fault

He made the real gorilla come after me

Yes, we shouldn't involve him in any plan

Sorry, guys, l am not so smart

l don't know who and what l start seeing

Look, that girl that's approaching looks like Kiya

Sister, where is room number 3C

Run Run - Run

Oh that gorilla killed me!

Hi - Hi

This is for you

Thank you - Thank you for saving my life

No, no, it was my duty to rase you

What? - l mean, save you

Sit down

How can you speak Hindi?

Actually my mother was Kali and father was Kale

So, how can you speak Hindi?

l mean to say, my mother was Kali...

...and my father was called Kale

Sagaran Kale

He was an lndian

And myself, Tukaram Sagaran Kale

You can call me Tukya, man

Tukya

You landed in a soup because of me

Don't worry, you can compensate for it

Feed me this soup - Superb

Now l will look after you until you don't recover completely

Liar

You mean really

No!

No

What happened?

Don't you like me? - l like you...

...but l already have a commitment in my life

And once l make a commitment in life...

...then l don't listen to any rascal

Another commitment - Yes

Who is he?

Tell me who he is?

Him lt's him

My younger brother, Dodo

He was affected by chicken guinea...

...since then he lost all his qualities

Since then he keeps playing with his marbles

He has lost his marbles

This is a realization of dreams

This is the ultimate...

l fulfill his desire of even swatting a fly

l am scared, Kiya

l am scared that if l don't pay attention to my only brother...

...then this Dodo might be lost

Tukya, now l respect you much more

Your brother... - ls right here

Hi

l am Jojo His brother

What is he doing here? - How do l know?

How sweet!

But, Tukya, you said that you have only one brother

That's correct

He is my official brother

And he's my unofficial...useless brother

Unofficial

My father had a one night stand with some black woman

So he is the symbol of that blemished deed

My step-brother

Jojo Kale

But a brother is after all a brother

And these two useless boys...

...are the real treasure of my life

Real treasure

Tukya, now l respect you even more

Now these two are our responsibility

Bye, Dodo

Bye, Jojo - Bye

Bye, Tukya

Rascal, you were about to ruin our game

l wanted to be your only insane brother as well

Now only Kabir will go crazy

Good morning, sir

Ghanta - Sir

l feel like playing golf today

Great, sir

But, sir, there's only 10 days left for the 31st

And you are Playing golf instead of finding an investor

What do you think, sir?

That the investors will come dancing to you

Hey, fool - Who is it?

Hey, hold this, hold it

Rope

l am here for valet parking

Why are you giving me a rope?

Take a look there

Oh sir!

Wow, such a big yacht - Big

This is the smallest of my five yachts

Sir, that's the smallest one

Sir, he has five more

Stupid, is Tony Bonzela here - No, sir

No! That rascal

Poor Bonzelo

Bonzela, you fool

l decided to give 1000 crores with no interest

And l wanted you to play just one game of golf...

...and you show no interest

No, no, no, no

Our deal is cancelled

Now don't bother me again, understand

Understand, go - Darling, let it be

Let it be, darling

Let's go fill up some...holes - Okay, okay

Let's go fill up holes

Sir, the deal's cancelled

Sir, go play a game of golf with him...

...and your game will be fixed - What do you mean?

l mean your job will be done, sir

Your job will be done

How do you know?

Sir, l am a Sardar

And l am also effective

Super shot, sir

Wow!

Hello, l am Ghanta Singh

Hello, l am Heera bai

The owner of Jeera and Heera company

Great

And he's the owner of Four Joker's casino

Kabir Naik

And myself Mrs Barbara Hori

Sir, what are you doing?

l am not doing anything

Sir, play the game

Brother

Our sir wants to play a game with you

Okay

Of course, of course

Right here on this golf course

Sir, don't look there, sir

Where? - There?

Fakir - Kabir

lt's the same thing

Concentrate on that ball

Wow!

Good shot

Brother, brother

ls Johnny Bonzela someone close to you?

He's a stupid foreigner

Brother, you are an lndian...

...and you are helping a foreigner, isn't that wrong?

Help an lndian... then lndia will progress

You are absolutely right

Move aside, let me play

Come on, baby

Sir

Sir, should l crack the deal - Crack it quickly

Or something else will get cracked - Yes

Brother, brother, brother

Sir is ready to give you 10%...

...but you will give 1000 crores to sir - Done

Thank you

l will give you 1000 crores, Kabir

Now let me play another shot - No! No, no

Brother, don't play another shot

Let us celebrate

l enjoyed meeting you

Kutiya and Kamini

Kabir, what is he saying?

He calls me Fakir as well 1000 crores

Take my wealth and my fame if you want

And you can also take this woman if you want - What?

Brother, she is getting too close for comfort

l feel like swatting her

So how are you doing?

Guess who is standing behind you?

Pamela - l know, Nelson Mandela

Johnny Bonzela

Oh shit

Bonzela

You are speaking Tamil

l mean, sir, he is not worth meeting

Yes, why meet him now?

The deal's over and so is the relation

What over?

He should know where his investors are investing their money

Johnny - What do you want, Kabir?

l want you to meet my new investor

l bet you know him

Nope, l don't know this Gujarati - What?

But l know that Gujarati

Oh no, where did he come from?

Hello, Mr Bonzela - Hello, my dear friend

And you are? - He's my brother Moti

He knows Bonzela

l only talk to him through phone

And that's why Bonzela recognizes him and not me

But now Johnny, this deal is over - Deal

Baldy, to hell with you

Get out - Nobody talks to Bonzela like that

Hey, Bonzela, nobody talks to my investors like that, you 'Gandul'

Again 'Gandul'

l will show you

Let's have a drink

Manav, for first time you saved us...

...and didn't land us in trouble

But how do you know Johnny Bonzela?

All of you considered me useless

And it hurt me deeply

lt made me furious

l fell at Johnny Bonzela's feet

'Okay'

And l said "Just say hi, hello, chow" in front of them

And after that you know what happened now

Wow, wow, wow!

Adi, you are so smart

Mama will be so proud of you

Thank you, Adi

Friends, l have finally found partners for my casino

And on this happy note, l would like to propose...

...to my life-partner

Kamini, will you marry me?

The love in my eyes... is for you, sweetheart

There's no one like you

My heart believes so

When you hug me

When you kiss me

When you hug me

When you kiss me

My heart goes zoom, zoom

Why?

There were many crazy after me

But I fell only for you

Tattoo my name on your arms

So that the world can see it

When you hug me

When you kiss me

When you hug me

When you kiss me

My heart goes zoom, zoom

Why?

I have no regrets in losing my heart

Finding you was real joy

Always stay mine

Otherwise wonder what will happen to you

When you hug me

When you kiss me

When you hug me

When you kiss me

My heart goes zoom, zoom

Why?

You have seen all the security arrangements

Now please come with me

On the 31st the money that you will finance...

...will be kept in this vault behind this fish tank

That means if someone tries to deactivate the alarm...

...he still won't be able to steal them

Your 1000 crores will always stay before my eyes

That was fun, Kabir

Your safe and our money is absolutely safe

Then how will we be able to get the money

Of course we will

We will get him the 1000 crores finance

ln two days

ln two days, you will have 1000 crores on your table

Don't worry, Fakir

Hori, let's go home and have fun

Come on

Fun - Come on

Hori, let's go

Open the door

Bye, Kabir - Bye, bye

Sir, the money has been arranged

Very good, Ghanta singh

Brother, there is another good news for you

Really? - l have chosen a boy

Nice, who is he?

Tukaram

He isn't rich but poor

He isn't fair but black - Black

Brother, he looks just like a hero

Sir, he must be Peepli Live hero

Sorry, sir

You want to marry a poor black man - Brother!

Don't forget, Kamini was a bar dancer

Munni is disgraced because of you, darling

Munni's cheeks are rosy, eyes are intoxicating

And gait is regal

I became a Zhandu balm because of you, darling

Munni is disgraced because of you, darling

Munni's cheeks are rosy, eyes are intoxicating

And gait is regal

Sir, in which bar did she dance? - Deepali bar

Wow, sir

Sir, should we arrange for a exotic dance program...

...of sister-in-law in the casino on the 31st

Of course, of course - Great, sir

Quiet - Sorry, sir

Look, call your Tukaram

Thank you, brother Thank you so much

Tukya

Give me a hug

Hi, Dodo Hi, Jojo - Hi

What a beautiful house!

The rascal built such a big home with our money

He means to say that...

...he built such a big house with hard earned money

Brother is here too

Come on, come on

Brother, they are Dodo, Jojo

And he is Tukaram

People must call you Tukya, isn't it?

How did you know, brother?

Because he looks like a Tukya - Kabir

Please come take a seat

No, no, first l will see Priya's bed - What?

Bed, bedroom, kitchen The courtyard

Show me

Brother, l will... - Take him, take him

Dodo, Jojo, Don't trouble, uncle - Tukya

Don't worry about them

l will look after them

You Tukya

Who pinched me?

You did?

He did - Not me, he did

He did - He did

You did - You did

Stop, stop

Dodo, Jojo

You shouldn't fight amongst yourselves

You are good boys, aren't you? - Yes

Brothers shouldn't fight - No

Now shake hands - Okay

Not mine

Shake your hands

Come on - Okay

Good boys, good boys, good boys

Wow, sir - See, how l handled two children

Correct, sir - The solution to everything...

You are right, uncle

As brothers we cannot fight amongst ourselves

But we can fight with you

Stop

Stop, stop

You shouldn't raise your hands on elders

This is my last warning

Would you like to eat something?

No, we want to drink

Milk - Milk

Milk

Your milk is very nice

See, there's a slight problem in the beginning

But this is a child's job for me

Uncle, uncle, should l read your palm

Sir, he's just a child, let him - Go ahead

Jojo - Dodo

Look at this line

lt says that he is going to be a pauper

A pauper!

You are going to be ruined - What are you saying?

We will have to erase this line

What is he saying, sir?

Can anyone ever erase the lines?

What the...

How dare you?

The younger brother can't do it before the elder brother

Yes

Now you do it

Why you... What are you saying?

Why you...

You rascal!

Sir - Yes

Let's do it, sir - Let's do it today

Why the...

Brother

Beat them

Beat them some more, beat them

Sir, he's saying beat them

Sorry, sir

Tukya - What Tukya?

Your brother spit on them - Not me, they did

lnstead of tearing down this difference...

...you broke their lovely hearts

Let's go, come on

Tukya, wait

Brother, these innocent boys...

How could you?

They aren't innocent...

Now l disgrace you just as much as l respect Tukya

Enough, now Kiya goes where Tukya does

You mean you will marry this black ghost...

...against brother's permission

Yes - What?

Sir, sir, don't murder her in a fit of rage

l will kill... - Try it

Mr Kabir Naik, you are not my family anymore

We are family, let's go

Black and white family, sir

l pronounce you man and wife

You may now kiss the bride

Kiss the bride Kiss the bride

Not you two

You may now kiss the bride - Of course

A for apple - B for Bada apple

C for chota apple - D for doosra apple

E for ek aur apple - F for first apple

G for Gulgul apple

Dodo, Jojo

Why are you two playing with the apple?

Adam and Eve ate an apple before their wedding night

That's why we are playing with the apple...

...because we want to play wedding night with sister-in-law

No, no, Dodo

Only l can play this game with your sister-in-law

You two take your marbles out

Come on, come on Get it out, get it out

What, man?

Who are you?

Who sent you and for what?

Why do l tell you that my name is Milan Supari

The famous super hit-man - Hit-man

Yes And why should l tell you...

...that your brother Kabir sent me to kill your husband

Brother

Okay, Tukya, get ready

Get ready

Wait - What?

You will have to kill me before you kill my brother - Okay

Oh my, God!

Dodo

Whose turn is it now?

You or you?

You will shoot your brother, Adi

Adi?

No, l will shoot you completely

Jojo

You cannot leave us

Kiya, your brother shot both my brothers

Not two, Tukya, three

Kiya - Tukya

Your brother killed me as well

Dodo, Jojo, l am coming

Tukya Tukya

Avenge my death, Kiya - Tukya

Avenge our death, Kiya

Tukya!

Ghanta Singh - Yes

What is happening?

What spell has that black guy cast on Kiya?

Sir, it must be black magic

Sorry, sir

But, sir, don't drink anymore alcohol in your tension

Sorry, sir

Sir

You are a Sardar - Yes

You are a Sardar - Yes, sir

That's why your drink is effective

Sir, sir, what's wrong?

Ghanta Singh - Yes

l have been trying to call Kabir for so long...

...but he isn't answering

Where is he?

Upstairs, in his room

He is on a waterbed - Waterbed?

Yes

lf l would have been in your place...

...then l would've never gone upstairs

Fine, l won't go as well - No, no, no

l am in my place, you are in your place...

...but sir is in a wrong place

What?

Kabir

Oh Jesus, Kamini

Save me

This is so embarrassing

Wait

Witch

l never imagined you will fall so low

You will cheat me

Kamini, l told you once

l didn't do anything with that girl and that's it

And talk to me with damn respect

l am the man of this house

lf you are the man of the house...

...you will do anything you please

Remember one thing, Kabir

lf you cheat me, l will kill you

l will kill you

Oh Jesus! - Come here

Kabir, save me

Save me - What is happening?

What happened? - Look at them

Barbara Hori, you witch

Tell me what you did with this Fakir

l will tell you

- Whatever happened last night between us... - Nothing happened

No need to hide

l have confessed to my husband...

...that he is a mouse

And you...you are my tiger

Sister! Not a confidante or a companion

l want to be your partner

Kabir, l never imagined that you will cheat me

Kamini Kamini, listen to me

Thank God you are here, Kiya

Try to explain to Kamini

She thinks l am a cheater

Kamini, brother isn't a cheater

He is also a murderer

And he has murdered none other than my husband, Tukya

He also killed poor Dodo and Jojo

How could you, brother, how could you?

Kiya, listen to...

That's why l am here to curse you...

Don't you dare give anything more to sir?

Sir has already had enough

Shut up! - Shut up!

Sorry, sir

Just like you snatched my love...

...similarly you will lose your love as well

No, he has already lost his love

We are out of your life, Kabir

Out of your life

Forever

Kiya, Kamini

Rascal, even we are out of your life

You tried to pick on my wife

You forget about that one billion

Rascal, sister-in-law should be honored and not wooed

Understand

Brother, let's go

l feel like meeting you

Sir, she is singing

Now you play, play

Dirty man

l hate you, you stupid man

Sir, you lost almost everything in a single day

Sir, those four are responsible for it - What?

The stars, sir

Sir, emotions went down the drain

Let's save the profession now

Okay

But how will we get 1000 crores in two days

Sir, there is one guy

Who?

Kabir, the number one beggar in all of Macau

Before l give you 1000 crores, l have one condition

Call yourself Gandul

Sir, let's go from here

l cannot tolerate your humiliation

What's the worst that can happen, sir?

You will be ruined

You will be bankrupt

Your state will be pitiful - Johnny Bonzela

l am a 'Gandul'

Done l will give you 1000 crores

But remember one thing

This guy lost my money, he lost his life

You lose my money You will lose your life

'Kabir, you will surely lose your life'

'Because we are going to get that 1000 crores'

But how will l get those 1000 crores

lt's simple

l will drop a pill in the fish tank...

...which will make the water dirty

After that you come there as cleaners...

...and clean everything along with the fish tank

Ladies and gentlemen Here

Presenting to you a fantastic, charming...

...double impacting item girl

For the first time in Macau

The one and only

This is great

Jalebi Bai

Where did she come from?

Sir, the Russian dancer was demanding dollars at the last minute

She agreed in rupees

Sorry, sir

The boys...boys were floored by me

So many...were breathless

Oh my, what now?

It's going to happen

Everyone asks where you hail from

Name?

Jalebi Bai

How did the tank get dirty?

Sir, the fishes must be having a bad stomach

Call the cleaners

Right sir, l will call them right now

These crazy boys have seen... seen my skill

I created the night with my tresses

And the moon with my face

Some are after me while some are in front

Some above me while some are below

Everyone asks where you hail from

Name?

Jalebi Bai

Wait, lD please

Sir

Sir, that foreigner is trying to get fresh with sister-in-law

You can ask everyone here

I am every lover's passion

Sir, there will be a few bubbles when they clean the tank

Don't worry

You can ask everyone here

I am every lover's passion

For everyone... I am Love's definition

Some see me, some touch me

Those who touch me, start swaying

Everyone asks where you hail from

Name?

Jalebi Bai

Hot girl dancing outside

You watch outside, l will watch inside

Yes, sir - Good

Jalebi Bai

Stop it

Security, check their bags

- Nothing, sir - You can leave

Who ruined me?

What the hell is going on?

Kabir

Roy

l am not Roy

My name is Lee

Now eat Lee's lead

Take this wealth, take this fame

And take this woman as well

Rascal, sister-in-law should be respected and not wooed

Sir, l am a Sardar and also effective,

Now did recognize me you ediot

All characters are fictitious

And bear no resemblance to any person living or dead

Special thanks to Big Pictures and T-Series group of...

Zip it

ln short, Mr Kabir

You are ruined

l don't believe it

This isn't possible

You can't ruin me

This means, Kabir, the one who snatched your sister's happiness

Are us

Hey, Naik

Those who separated you from your wife

Are us

And those who stole your money, public's money...

...Johnny's money from your casino

Are us

l don't regret that l was fooled

But l regret that you fools fooled me

l see

Now watch as we do another foolish thing

Hello, is this Pamela, Mandela, Bundela

- No, this is Johnny Bonzela - Yes

Johnny Bonzela, do you want Kabir dead or alive?

l want Kabir alive so that l can kill him - Yes, come fast

l will kill you both

What is happening?

Sir, its action replay, sir

lt's the same whiskey, sir, and the same pill

That's the sofa, sir, fall on it

l am feeling so good...

...after ruining Kamini, Kiya and this 'Gandul'

Yes

1000 crores are waiting for us

What will be my share? - Shut up, Manav

Now we will be ahead...

...and the world will be after us

Wow, Adi, you are so smart

Adi

What is happening?

Adi, seems like they are showing a film

Oh no, that's us - Yes

And those who stole your money, public's money...

...Johnny's money from your casino

Are us

Oh shit

Oh no

Rascal, you definitely forgot to switch off the cameras

l switched off the cameras

l swear

There are no cameras here yet someone filmed us

Adi, you are not so smart - Shut up

But who did this?

Kabir - Kamini

Kiya - These rascals did this

Fools, you think you duped us

But we...duped you instead - Us?

Yes, Double Dhamaal

That means you three knew about our plan

Of course, Tukiye

What did you think?

You didn't break the difference between us...

...and separated a brother and sister

And, Boman, you

This boy's hot

Make me your partner

And what did you think?

- You can ruin us posing as Ghanta Singh - No

Good shot, Kabir

- What? - Balls to me

First we duped you of 250 crores

And now 1000 crores

But just a minute

We have those 1000 crores

And we will never tell you where we have hidden it

What now? What now? What now?

Who will tell us now where are the 1000 crores

l will

Oh no

Mausim bhai, you are alive

No matter how ill one wishes for me...

...but my fate's already decided by Kabir boss

Kabir boss?

The one that brought you to lndia from Macau

Are us

The one that kept an eye on your every move, every planning

Are us

The 1000 crores that you hid in Rodex dockyard

The one that transferred it to Kabir Naik's Swiss account

Are us

So?

Surprised, aren't you?

Traitor

You were supporting them all the time

On that note l remembered

When someone's going through a bad phase

He doesn't need a watch

Leave the watch, rascal

We have lost the money, at least leave the watch

But, Kabir, why us?

lt was your fault

l warned you so many times...

...that don't come to my home, don't come to my home

l will make you pay

But you...

Kabir Kabir Kabir Kabir

Now you are paying for it

First Bata bhai

And not Johnny Bonzela - Bonzela?

Yes, you invited your own death

He must be on his way

And after this, we will show him your film...

...in this red lounge

And then he will make small pieces of your body

Al-pachino, Robert deniro

Bun par laat marino, bun phatino

Jal masti, bali ka bakrana

Hale sufiyana, face pe thukiyana, aa thu

Die thiranda puran madre pillay, bhukam bhagam

Jonny aavam, maram

Bhuchan maram, nagam bhagam

Ooyo ooyon jino motoyo

Hugu karito morito

Ha yun ha yun

Ha yun

Brother, what's wrong with them?

When someone's scared...

...they start speaking in every language

lsn't it? - Yes

Kabir boss

Forgive us

Cops and thieves are brothers

We were friends

We were once partners

Fine, l will let you go

l will give you one chance to flee

Bonzela must be on his way

And listen

l have arranged for a taxi for you outside

Get up

Thank you, sir - Thank you

Thank you

Just a minute - Yes, Kabir boss

Remember one thing before locking horns with me

- l mastered this line, way before you were born - Yes, yes

Run, you fools!

Let's go, let's go

- Full speed, full speed - Start it Start it

Hey, do l look like a C grade movie heroine...

...who will start instantly

Bata bhai

You scoundrels, you are having a good time in Macau...

...after duping me of my money

No, we didn't dupe you of your money

That rascal Kabir did

Shut up

Kabir Naik is God father

Like 'Dharmatma' (a Hindi movie on the lines of Godfather)

Like 'Dayawan' (a Hindi movie on the lines of Godfather)

Hail Kabir

Kabir

Yes, Kabir

l lost everything because of the four of you

Thanks to this great man who brought me to Macau...

...and gave me this taxi for making a living

And today he called on my phone...

...that, "There's a special fare for you"

Wow, that's really fare

Now it's DDLJ for you - DDLJ?

l will kill you

Rascals

Run, he will shoot

Johnny - Bonzela

Brothers - Run

You rascals, l will kill you

Let's get them boys

Adi, you were right

One day the entire world will be after us - Quiet

That scoundrel ruined us

And now we ruin him

That rascal duped us twice

Just watch, in the next part we will dupe him three times

Let me tell you that no one can stop me

I swear no one can block us

Try to stop me

And I won't spare you

The world will be at my feet

Come girl

Come my girl, come with me

Together we are 'double dhamaal'

Come my girl, come with me

Together we are 'double dhamaal'

Just pegs and a pub

And no restrictions at all

My darling should be dancing along

On Punjabi folk

Just pegs and a pub

And no restrictions at all

My darling should be dancing along

On Punjabi folk

Try to stop me

And I won't spare you

The world will be at my feet

Come girl

Come my girl, come with me

Together we are 'double dhamaal'

Come my girl, come with me

Together we are 'double dhamaal'

Gucci's belt, Armani's handkerchief

Gucci's...

I can have what I want

I value my life because I drive a Ferrari

Come sit in my car, I will take you for a ride

I will take you wherever you want

Come sit in my car, I will take you for a ride

I will take you wherever you want

Try to stop me

And I won't spare you

The world will be at my feet

Come girl

Come my girl, come with me

Together we are 'double dhamaal'

Come my girl, come with me

Together we are 'double dhamaal'

"Once more sing it again"

Come girl

Come my girl, come with me

Together we are 'double dhamaal'

Come my girl, come with me

Together we are 'double dhamaal'