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Oh, thank you darling, it is, isn't it?

Mom, dad, this is my boyfriend Jeremy.

Hi, hello Jeremy.

He's super happy to meet you guys.

Let's sit down, babe.

Okay.

Why don't you join us?

Yes.

And Jose, is it?

Why don't you have a seat over there?

Oh, it feels so good to be home for the holidays.

Thanks for coming with me, babe.

What if you want to have a seat?

No, mom, Jeremy.

Yes, I do.

Every month it's someone new.

Are you sorry?

No, it's not.

He's good this time, I swear.

Yes, dear, I'm sure he is.

Let's just eat.

Enough about the fast boyfriends.

This one's the only one that's important.

I'm sure he's a keeper, darling.

Yes.

Just like they all are, right sweetie?

Yes, dear.

Of course.

So why don't you tell us about yourself?

What was it, Jason?

Jeremy.

It's Jeremy.

Yes, Joaquin.

Go ahead.

Jeremy.

Yes, that's right.

We will forget in a couple weeks anyway.

Sorry.

You have to apologize.

He has Alzheimer's anyway.

Alzheimer's?

Yeah.

That's a word?

Yeah, Alzheimer's.

Oh, okay.

I brought a surprise for you guys.

Oh, that's so sweet.

So sweet, Jeremy.

It's not good, is it?

We'd love to hear more about you.

If it was a gun, you'd know.

Trust me.

You have pets or a job?

I mean, we'd love to hear about you.

The stockbroker.

The last part for the stockbroker.

Very well.

Such a look, I guess.

What was it, Alister?

What was it, Alister?

We're here.

We had those.

Hey, you guys should really look at this.

Jeremy.

Oh, my God, honey.

What the hell is that?

She brought a pervert again.

Hey, hey, hey.

Jeremy.

Oh, good God.

It's not what you get.

Just open your ears.

Open your ears and just listen.

Just listen.

Just listen.

Just listen.

Wow, this is probably the best sound I've ever heard.

It's silence.

You have no idea how bad your family is.

Seriously, they're fucked up.

Oh, Jeremy.

Your mom, though.

That dress and those tits, they're just amazing.

You just let your mom over home like that?

Or your boyfriend?

Pops?

Can you hear me?

You're just a miserable little son of a bitch, aren't you?

You know what?

I'm going to take it easy on you, OK?

You're going to sit here and eat your Thanksgiving dinner.

While I sit here, I ain't going to sit here, that's for damn sure.

I'm going to fuck the shit out of your wife and your daughter,

and you're going to fucking watch.

And you're going to like it, too.

Brought you some more stuff.

Oh, but there's more.

What would Thanksgiving be without a little celebration?

Put this on your head.

OK, Jeremy.

Mom, you're going to love this one.

Put this on your head.

OK, Jeremiah.

OK.

We saved the best for last.

I look so pretty.

Put this on your head.

Thank you, Jeremiah.

This is what it's like being inside a Turkey.

So festive.

Quiet.

Does everyone like their hats?

Yes, Jeremy.

So what?

It's like the hats from Russia.

Well, it is Thanksgiving, so why don't we see your best Turkey dance?

Gobble, gobble, gobble.

Aah!

Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble.

Don't stop.

Like a Turkey, Mom.

Like a Turkey.

They run away with their heads chopped up before the Turkey day.

Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble.

Keep going.

Strudel, drudel, drudel.

Pops, keep going.

That one's like in tomorrow's tennis.

Gobble gobble gobble.

Gobble gobble gobble.

Gobble gobble gobble.

Gobble gobble gobble.

Gobble gobble.

Pops.

Get your dinner and watch me fuck your wife and daughter.

I know.

You like watching me play with your mom's tips, don't you?

Yes, daddy.

Wow!

Are you having fun over there?

It's quite relaxing.

Why don't you pass them a piece of bread?

Yes, Jeremy.

Thank you, honey.

Go on, Jeremy!

Oh, Lord.

I like buttons at the table.

Put a little gravy on there and lick it off.

You do that.

Okay, children.

Let's play nicely at the table.

Then again, my husband did have a good idea, didn't he?

Just a little bit.

You know what?

Aria, stand up.

Stick your finger in the chair, babe.

Mom, stand up.

What, are we going to have a dance?

You dance.

Like a doll.

Come here.

Aria.

Yes, Jeremy.

Lick the gravy off your mother's tips.

I like gravy.

No, isn't it Janice?

What's your name again?

Ugh!

That looks like a lot of fun!

Good job, sweetie.

Do you want me to help you?

Do you want me to help you?

What a loving family.

Well, it is a family.

Jeremy, I'm glad you did this for us.

You're very welcome.

You're so caring.

Love you, Jeremy.

Mmm.

Oh!

You guys are so loving.

You like hair bears.

Do we need this sweater?

Yes.

I don't like this hat.

Mmm.

What the?

Josiah!

What on earth are you doing?

What the hell are you doing now?

What the fuck?

Jesus is being fucking nuts.

Let's try this again.

Go stand over there.

Come over here.

Yes, Jeremy.

You know what I want you to do?

I want you to eat your mom's pussy.

You want me to eat her pussy?

Okay, Jeremy.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

I think mom needs a hand, huh?

Mmm.

On your knees.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Nice!

Pops, eat your dinner.

Mmm.

Eat your mom's pussy.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Remember to always say grace before you eat, sweetie.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

I like the way your daughter eats your pussy.

Mmm.

Best Thanksgiving ever.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

What are you doing to my daughter and wife?

Just watch, Pops.

Okay?

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Yummy.

Oh.

Yummy.

Oh.

Oh.

That looks good.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I'm trying to change her pussy like that.

She's doing a really good job.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

I think we should take photos.

Put this in our bottles, right?

Alright.

Alright.

Yes.

I think we should put this in our bottles.

Right, Jesse?

All of you should be invited to all if you need to.

White.

What's going on all the way?

You're cocking my daughter's butt.

Oh, nice.

That's very nice shit.

You're not even finished eating yet.

That's right.

Good girl.

Fuck.

It feels okay.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, Jesse.

Oh, fuck.

When did you get that extra tattoo?

Oh, yeah.

Baby, just finish your food.

Just finish eating food.

Okay.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh.

Uh.

Oh.

Ah.

Oh, fuck.

Why we do this?

Ah.

One more word of the view and I'm shoving my tuggy head in your mouth.

Really.

Love you, kid.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Fucking Christmas.

Now I want you two to switch.

Lay on your back.

Let your mom eat your little pussy.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Open up.

Let mommy eat that pussy.

Ah.

Let's do the Christmas song.

Ah.

Ah.

Here, baby.

Let me give you one again at the same time.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

You like that sweetie?

Yes.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh, that's a good girl.

Oh, I like that one too.

Wow.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

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Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

No. No. No. No. No. No.

Ah.

Ow.

Ooh.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

That's right, girls.

Mm.

Mm.

Mmm.

Mm.

Me.

Me.

Mm.

Ha.

Oh.

Mm.

Ha.

Ha.

Mm.

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

That's right.

Mm.

Ha.

Mm.

Ha.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Hmm.

Oh, I would like that, Jeremy.

Mm.

That's right.

Wait.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh.

Uh.

Oh.

Mm.

Mm.

Thank you, baby.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Shit.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Ah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Mm.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm-mm.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Ah.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, baby.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm.

Is anyone ready for just this?

Oh.

Mm.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, yes.

That looks so fucking good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Right.

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Ah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fucking.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Okay.

Oh.

Oh.

Mother.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh,

oh.

Time to go, baby.

Suck the cum out.

My mom, stand up.

Aria will want you to eat my cum out of your mom's pussy.

Right now, suck it out.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

I didn't say you could stop.

Oh.

That's right, now you're eating it.

Suck every last drop out of your face.

You're gonna need this, baby.

When you're done.

That's enough.

Put your clothes back on to both of you.

Stand up.

Button up your shirt.

Yes, Jan.

Fix your dress.

Oh, my.

Everybody sit back down.

Okay, Jax.

Okay, baby.

You guys are cool.

Aria, baby.

Sit back down.

Yes, mama.

You're great.

You're great for your mama.

Put that on your hat.

That's a cool hat.

Yours too.

Thank you for the hats, Jeremy.

I still get flashbacks from Russia.

Now, we're gonna have a little discussion.

Okay, Jeremy.

You and you, you're gonna like me, both of you.

Yes.

You're gonna like that me and your daughter are together.

Yes.

You're gonna be okay with it.

I will.

You're gonna want us to get married and have

children, and we're not gonna hear anything about it.

You're gonna be a lot nicer now, aren't you?

Is it okay?

Yes, Jeremy.

Of course it's doing that.

Honey, you're gonna forget that this ever happened.

Yes, Jeremy.

What happened, Jeremy?

The both of you will.

But the one thing you're gonna remember is that her

and I are together, and you're going to deal with it.

You're such a lovely couple.

I understand, Jeremy.

One thing, darling, I love you, Jeremy.

We should play for a marriage soon.

Of course.

What?

Oh, God.

Let me see something.

Everyone like their hats?

I went to a therapy for years for stuff like this.

You don't like them?

They're cute, but when did we get them?

Oh, God.

Honey, you know I went to a therapy for stuff like this.

Thank you, Jeremy.

I want you to know Jeremy's a great guy.

I can feel him.

Yeah, I love him so much.

I told you guys he was a keeper.

He's so lovely.

That's sweet.

Look at them, honey.

He is so lovely.