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[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]
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That must be the village.
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He's dead?
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[MAN SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY OVER RADIO]
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[RADIO STATIC BUZZES]
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MAN: I... I sho...
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SOLO: What?
- I shot...
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SOLO: What?
- I've...
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ILLYA: I'll signal
Nairobi for a medical unit.
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Lights, bright... Too bright.
Colors. Beautiful colors are burning.
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Open SA Channel G.
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SOLO: The airplane. The
lights come from the airplane.
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We're all dead here.
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The intense burns evidently produce
a corrosion of the nervous system.
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I should never have come.
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I had a good job in advertising.
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I... I gave it all up.
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Cancel Channel G...
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and open overseas
relay, Channel D please.
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Channel D open.
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Connect me with
Mr. Waverly, Mission Control.
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The transmission's coming
from that shack, doctor.
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Force them into the open.
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WAVERLY [OVER RADIO]:
Yes, I'm ready for your report.
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[GUNFIRE]
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[BEEPING]
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ILLYA: Forget it.
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[BEEPING]
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[WEAPON BEEPING]
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[BEEPING]
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I'm waiting for your
report, Mr. Kuryakin.
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Kuryakin here, sir.
Sorry, we were interrupted.
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You can tell Security Research
that their information was correct.
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Somebody has won the race
to develop a thermal prism.
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[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]
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In case you don't read the newspapers,
you can't extradite me from here.
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I want to talk to
you. Over there.
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The rest of you go on doing
whatever it is that you're doing.
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Would you please? The Old
Man hasn't spoken in 20 years.
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SOLO: Hmm.
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The belief is that when
he does, this mystic cult...
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it's called the Third
Way, will inherit the earth.
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You have interrupted a
private ceremony, Mr. Solo.
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I see. My deepest
apology. Shall we go?
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Uh, no. No, no, no.
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Because of you, I've been
driven halfway around the world...
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and forced into
hiding on this island.
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So whatever you have to say to me,
you can say here, and now and quickly.
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We'd like you to work
for us on an assignment.
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Work for you?
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Well, you're wanted in 17
countries on charges of felonies.
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- Everything from grand theft...
- Uh, no, no.
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Your bookkeeping is a
little off. It's 22 countries.
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My apology.
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However, if you cooperate with us,
we're prepared to offer you total amnesty.
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- All 22 countries?
- All 22 countries.
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What, uh, kind of
cooperation do you want?
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Well, I'm not prepared
to give you the details...
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but you're supposed to be the
best safecracker in the world.
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You just have a
chance to prove it.
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Well, uh, I suppose I
could use a shave at that.
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Gentlemen, I... I
wanna thank you...
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for your generous
hospitality these past months.
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I wanna thank you and I want...
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[OLD MAN MOANING]
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The Old Man.
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Look, he's going to speak.
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Uh-uh.
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The Old Man won't
speak in front of a stranger.
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It's supposed to be bad luck.
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I'm sorry.
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SEBASTIAN: Hmm. A thermal prism.
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Yes, yes, I see. No wonder
you're so eager for help.
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You may turn the lights on now.
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You put that into orbit, and you
have the super weapon of all time.
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I know because I tried
to develop one myself.
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Unfortunately, I was unable to
acquire the necessary materials.
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But now someone
has developed it. Who?
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Dr. Parviz Kharmusi.
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- Oh, yes.
- The noted...
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Yes, yes, the noted Persian
scientist. Yes, I've heard of him.
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Mr. Solo is confirmed to
arrive in Tehran at noon, sir.
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Good, I'll contact...
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What is it you want
me to do, exactly?
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I was about to get
into that, Mr. Sebastian.
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Besides your ill manners,
which I now observe at firsthand...
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our computers have shown you to be a
most efficient criminally oriented mind...
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with advanced degrees in
engineering, physics and chemistry.
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Apparently, you
avoided the humanities.
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It seems you designed the Vulcan-X
system while still in graduate school.
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And this Kharmusi keeps the
thermal prism in a Vulcan-X safe.
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If the tumbler circuits
haven't been modified...
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you'll have no
difficulty opening it.
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Even if they have, it
shouldn't be any problem.
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Where's the safe?
How do I get to it?
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ILLYA: This is a general
outline of the Kharmusi estate.
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There's an electrical warning
system around the perimeter.
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There are guard towers here...
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here and here.
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We jam their radar and then
parachute in here just before daybreak.
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That gives us all day
and most of the night...
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to penetrate whatever warning systems
and devices they have through this area...
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until we ultimately reach
the estate building itself.
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Mr. Solo will coordinate
from inside the building.
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I like the way you put that very casually.
"We will penetrate their warning system."
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You can be sure that this
Kharmusi will have top security.
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Now, look, Solo said this
mission was dangerous...
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but no one said
anything about suicide.
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I will take you to the safe.
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Don't forget, I can
only open it if I'm alive.
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If I fail, I'm willing to
take full responsibility.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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Hello?
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WOMAN [OVER PHONE]:
Who is expecting a call?
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- Napoleon Solo. WOMAN:
And what would he like to hear?
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- Directions. WOMAN:
29 Navid Avenue.
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Right.
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I'm Napoleon Solo. Perhaps
you are expecting me.
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No, heh, but he is.
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SOLO: Hmm?
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Chamber of Commerce.
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Come on, let's get the gear.
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ANNIE: Mr. Solo. Hey.
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Mr. Solo. Mr. Solo.
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I'm Annie Justin, Mr. Solo.
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I'm afraid there's been a
terrible misunderstanding.
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Well, here's your ID card.
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I had no idea that you
were an U.N.C.L.E. agent.
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[SOLO GROANS]
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Are you seriously hurt?
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Is there anything I can
do for you? Anything.
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SOLO: No, no, please don't.
Where's your traveling companion?
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ANNIE: Oh, this is
Hassan Aksoy, Mr. Solo.
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Perhaps you've heard of
the Four Aksoy Brothers?
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Well, they were a circus act.
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I don't care who he is, or who
you are, or actually, why I got hit.
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I'm a busy man. I've
got another engagement.
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- I'm rather in a hurry.
- Oh, no, wait a minute, Mr. Solo.
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Uh, we're looking
for Luther Sebastian.
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At first we thought you
were working with him...
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but I had no idea that you
were bringing him to justice.
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If you could just tell us in which
country he's going to be tried...
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SOLO: I'm sorry, I
can't help you right now.
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I've seen your act. Step aside.
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Oh, Hassan can't
speak, Mr. Solo.
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Poor darling cut off
his tongue doing a stunt.
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I don't want him to get hurt.
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Don't worry about that.
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Your gun isn't loaded.
He emptied the clip himself.
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Now you're a captive audience.
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You really must
help me, Mr. Solo.
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You see, my fiancé,
Hugh Winslow...
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of the Beaconsfield Winslows,
well, he's in a Turkish prison...
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because Sebastian framed him
for a murder that he committed.
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I spent a whole year
collecting evidence.
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I must free my poor Hugh
from that awful prison.
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He's very frail.
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Hassan's brother Ali shares
a cell with my poor Hugh.
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Well, Sebastian
framed Ali as well.
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Hassan gets very
temperamental at times, Mr. Solo.
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So you'd better tell us
where we can find Sebastian.
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We need Sebastian for
something very important.
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When we're through
with him, help yourself.
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Aren't you gonna
bring him to trial?
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If he does as he's supposed to, the
charges against him will be dropped.
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You've made some sort of
deal with him, haven't you?
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You're going to let
Sebastian go free.
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[HASSAN GROANS]
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I look upon this as a
minor setback, Mr. Solo.
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SOLO: My bullet clip, please.
- Here.
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If you think I'm going
to let poor Hugh...
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wither away in prison
just because of you...
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Well, you haven't heard the
last from us. Nothing will stop us.
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He was reaching for a knife.
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ANNIE: You shouldn't
have done that.
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I'm Azalea. Your
identification, Mr. Solo.
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And your identification.
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I'm here to take you to
your doctor's appointment.
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We're late, Mr. Solo.
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I'll meet you outside.
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This is a dangerous game.
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Now, I think you better
leave it to the professionals.
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I don't think it was
necessary to kill him.
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We'll never know
for certain, will we?
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Kharmusi will observe you very
closely. I hope you're prepared.
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Yes, if I get there alive.
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I'm supposed to pose as an American
millionaire with a shadowy past.
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And the shadowy past is to
cover up any inconsistencies.
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There must not even
be one, Mr. Solo.
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We must take no
unnecessary chances.
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I know what you mean.
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Dr. Kharmusi's estate.
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Just one question.
Why are you helping us?
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I'm his wife.
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[AZALEA LAUGHING]
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Wait here.
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[EQUIPMENT BEEPING]
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GUARD: Fifty cents in loose
change, two fillings in the teeth...
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wristwatch, money clip.
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Your room.
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Cocktails at 8.
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Thank you.
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Napoleon's inside.
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We're on schedule so far.
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[GRUNTING]
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Violence is your department.
You'll think of something, I'm sure.
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Think anyone else
knows were here?
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[ILLYA GRUNTS]
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Perhaps not.
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[ILLYA PANTING]
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Let's hope these two
won't be missed till evening.
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I must congratulate you on
the way you handled them.
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I couldn't have done
it without your help.
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Tell me, how are we supposed to
get to that building? It's a sheer drop.
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When nightfall comes,
we go over and down.
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Mr. Solo, I presume.
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The mountain should put us
on the blind side of their radar.
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I don't like it.
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Why should they
turn them on now?
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You can worry about
that later. Let's get moving.
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ILLYA: If you're in such a hurry,
why don't you go on ahead?
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I'll meet you on the
other side of the minefield.
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SEBASTIAN: After you.
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[DEVICE BEEPING SLOWLY]
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[DEVICE BEEPING RAPIDLY]
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Good. As I thought,
sequence mines.
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[DEVICE STOPS]
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[DEVICE BEEPING SLOWLY]
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[DEVICE BEEPING RAPIDLY]
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[DEVICE BEEPING SLOWLY]
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[DEVICE STOPS]
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How fortunate
for me, Mr. Solo...
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that you should appear at
this very moment in my life.
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Most fortunate, indeed.
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I'm sure our association will
be of mutual benefit, doctor.
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KHARMUSI: I understand
all principals benefited...
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from your syndicate financing a
certain colonial administration in Africa.
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No, that was in
Southeast Asia, not Africa.
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Hmm. My error.
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In any event, the thermal
prism, once in orbit...
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will be a weapon that will
give the balance of power...
242
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:28,758
to whichever country
leases the device from us.
243
00:26:28,930 --> 00:26:32,389
We shall be able to
command any price, Mr. Solo.
244
00:26:32,567 --> 00:26:34,767
SOLO: I would say the profit
picture looks very hopeful.
245
00:26:34,936 --> 00:26:36,928
Perhaps I might see
the prism for myself...
246
00:26:37,105 --> 00:26:39,199
and any results of
preliminary testing?
247
00:26:39,374 --> 00:26:42,936
- There will be time for that, Mr. Solo.
- There's time now.
248
00:26:43,378 --> 00:26:45,472
Tomorrow, at our leisure.
249
00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:47,582
If you don't mind, I'd
like to see it tonight.
250
00:26:47,749 --> 00:26:49,829
I have to make contact with
my associates tomorrow...
251
00:26:49,985 --> 00:26:51,985
in order to place my
resources at your disposal.
252
00:26:52,154 --> 00:26:54,874
Such arrangements take time,
and there's little point in wasting any.
253
00:26:55,624 --> 00:27:00,221
- I dislike being hurried by you,
Mr. Solo. SOLO: You'll get used to it.
254
00:27:00,395 --> 00:27:04,765
KHARMUSI: Yes, yes, I am
reduced to dealing with businessmen.
255
00:27:04,933 --> 00:27:06,697
And an American at that.
256
00:27:08,336 --> 00:27:11,602
I understand your resources
are no longer available.
257
00:27:11,773 --> 00:27:16,302
It is true, because of certain
tragic instances in my private life.
258
00:27:16,478 --> 00:27:19,505
They were all lies,
you understand?
259
00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:23,618
Gross lies, obscene lies.
260
00:27:24,052 --> 00:27:27,614
It was a carefully drawn plot
against me, I'm certain of that.
261
00:27:27,789 --> 00:27:28,789
[SCOFFS]
262
00:27:28,957 --> 00:27:31,654
On the face of it, their
allegations were ludicrous.
263
00:27:31,826 --> 00:27:35,126
Allegations concerning
proposals I had made.
264
00:27:35,864 --> 00:27:40,529
Anonymous phone calls to
young ladies, students of mine.
265
00:27:40,702 --> 00:27:42,227
As you can see, Mr. Solo...
266
00:27:42,404 --> 00:27:47,240
my enemies will go to
any length to discredit me.
267
00:27:47,409 --> 00:27:48,409
Ah.
268
00:27:48,977 --> 00:27:54,883
My Azalea is the only
one who understands.
269
00:27:55,817 --> 00:27:57,649
I'm sure of that.
270
00:27:58,220 --> 00:28:02,089
A most undemanding woman.
271
00:28:03,258 --> 00:28:04,419
A good woman.
272
00:28:04,593 --> 00:28:06,687
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
273
00:28:14,803 --> 00:28:17,898
Of course. Immediately.
274
00:28:19,307 --> 00:28:23,608
A surprise for Mr. Solo.
275
00:28:24,145 --> 00:28:26,205
And a surprise for us all.
276
00:28:26,381 --> 00:28:29,909
A young lady attempted
to penetrate our security.
277
00:28:30,085 --> 00:28:31,178
Your wife.
278
00:28:33,521 --> 00:28:34,989
Hello, darling.
279
00:28:35,156 --> 00:28:37,591
How are you? You went
away and you left me.
280
00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:40,058
ANNIE: Oh. Oh. SOLO: Ha, ha.
281
00:28:40,228 --> 00:28:42,459
I did not know you were married.
282
00:28:42,631 --> 00:28:44,429
Yes, one of the
benefits of secrecy.
283
00:28:44,599 --> 00:28:46,959
- I wasn't expecting you here.
ANNIE: Of course you weren't.
284
00:28:47,068 --> 00:28:48,148
You never take me anywhere.
285
00:28:48,303 --> 00:28:53,537
- How do you do?
- Dr. Kharmusi, at your service.
286
00:28:54,876 --> 00:28:57,368
Oh, you must be his
kind-hearted nurse.
287
00:28:57,545 --> 00:29:00,447
Yes, Dr. Kharmusi is a very
famous world scientist, my dear.
288
00:29:00,615 --> 00:29:03,949
I'm delighted that you're here, but he
and I do have some business to discuss...
289
00:29:04,119 --> 00:29:05,849
so I suggest you go
back up to your room.
290
00:29:06,021 --> 00:29:08,388
KHARMUSI: If you will
please excuse me, Mr. Solo.
291
00:29:08,556 --> 00:29:10,422
I have no doubt that
you would much prefer...
292
00:29:10,592 --> 00:29:13,960
the company of your most
lovely wife for the moment.
293
00:29:14,129 --> 00:29:17,930
We can discuss business
tomorrow at our leisure.
294
00:29:18,099 --> 00:29:19,465
I'd prefer not to wait.
295
00:29:20,769 --> 00:29:22,294
I insist.
296
00:29:22,470 --> 00:29:25,406
You would not think me
a proper host otherwise.
297
00:29:25,573 --> 00:29:27,166
Good night.
298
00:29:51,199 --> 00:29:53,998
He knows something. We've
got to get into that vault now.
299
00:29:54,169 --> 00:29:55,689
AZALEA: It'll be
extremely dangerous...
300
00:29:55,837 --> 00:29:58,705
because they are sure to watch
our every move on their monitors.
301
00:29:58,873 --> 00:30:00,865
We can't wait.
302
00:30:02,210 --> 00:30:04,702
Why don't you and
I take a little stroll?
303
00:30:04,879 --> 00:30:06,814
Have a guided tour.
304
00:30:07,949 --> 00:30:10,817
KHARMUSI: We'll find out
what they're up to soon enough.
305
00:30:11,319 --> 00:30:15,120
Maybe a coordinated plan
with other elements outside.
306
00:30:15,290 --> 00:30:18,522
Put all external security
on Condition Red.
307
00:30:22,464 --> 00:30:24,456
[ILLYA GRUNTING]
308
00:30:36,277 --> 00:30:38,712
This is the doctor's collection
of original Ghaemenows...
309
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,907
SOLO: Oh.
- From the Caspian Sea area.
310
00:30:42,350 --> 00:30:45,912
He is the most celebrated
artist in all of Persia.
311
00:30:46,788 --> 00:30:49,986
We wait here for
Napoleon's signal.
312
00:30:52,127 --> 00:30:53,652
SOLO [ON TV]: End of the road.
313
00:30:53,828 --> 00:30:55,956
AZALEA: This is the
vault room, Mr. Solo.
314
00:30:56,131 --> 00:30:59,192
No one may enter here.
Only Dr. Kharmusi can open it.
315
00:30:59,367 --> 00:31:01,029
They're at the
vault now, doctor.
316
00:31:03,004 --> 00:31:06,202
Perhaps you'd like to see the
doctor's collection of poison mushrooms.
317
00:31:07,208 --> 00:31:09,837
Yes, I'd like to see that.
318
00:31:37,639 --> 00:31:41,201
I'd like to speak to
Dr. Kharmusi at once.
319
00:31:44,913 --> 00:31:49,214
Oh, that was quick. I didn't know
doctors still made house calls.
320
00:31:49,784 --> 00:31:53,778
I'd been there
sometime, admiring.
321
00:31:53,955 --> 00:31:55,480
What may I do for you?
322
00:31:55,657 --> 00:31:59,094
ANNIE: Well, since everybody
is making deals, um...
323
00:31:59,260 --> 00:32:01,354
well, I'd like to
make one with you.
324
00:32:01,529 --> 00:32:04,795
Um, an exchange of
information, actually.
325
00:32:04,966 --> 00:32:07,561
I would hesitate to deny you.
326
00:32:08,369 --> 00:32:09,462
All right.
327
00:32:09,637 --> 00:32:12,766
I'm not Solo's
wife, and he's a spy.
328
00:32:12,941 --> 00:32:16,343
Yes, I know.
329
00:32:17,278 --> 00:32:18,871
You do?
330
00:32:19,848 --> 00:32:21,646
Now, what may I offer you?
331
00:32:21,816 --> 00:32:24,718
Luther Sebastian. Where is he?
332
00:32:24,886 --> 00:32:26,411
Sebastian?
333
00:32:26,588 --> 00:32:28,887
Not having met the gentleman,
I'm sure I couldn't say.
334
00:32:29,057 --> 00:32:31,083
But I should imagine
Mr. Solo would know.
335
00:32:31,259 --> 00:32:35,822
You answered my question,
but I didn't like the answer.
336
00:32:35,997 --> 00:32:38,626
- I'm sorry.
- I'm not afraid to use this.
337
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:40,428
Please, do.
338
00:32:41,569 --> 00:32:42,969
[GUN CLICKING]
339
00:32:44,439 --> 00:32:46,965
We detected that weapon the
moment you entered the building.
340
00:32:47,141 --> 00:32:48,939
It has since been unloaded.
341
00:32:49,110 --> 00:32:52,808
Now, shall we go and see
what Mr. Solo can tell us?
342
00:33:04,692 --> 00:33:06,422
[ALARM WAILING]
343
00:33:07,362 --> 00:33:09,524
SEBASTIAN: We
didn't set off that alarm.
344
00:33:09,697 --> 00:33:10,756
ILLYA: Solo.
345
00:33:21,276 --> 00:33:23,370
Switch to Alternate G.
346
00:33:27,015 --> 00:33:30,315
- What are you doing?
- Maneuvering, my dear.
347
00:33:39,060 --> 00:33:40,119
Mr. Solo...
348
00:33:40,295 --> 00:33:41,786
[OVER RADIO] a few questions.
349
00:33:41,963 --> 00:33:44,159
And if you please,
a few answers.
350
00:33:44,332 --> 00:33:48,633
The young lady here would
like to find one Luther Sebastian.
351
00:33:48,803 --> 00:33:49,803
Who is he?
352
00:33:50,538 --> 00:33:53,736
- When may I expect him?
- Difficult questions, doctor.
353
00:33:53,908 --> 00:33:57,310
Then you must consider the
answers carefully, Mr. Solo.
354
00:33:58,980 --> 00:34:00,778
Turn on the sand.
355
00:34:04,986 --> 00:34:08,252
Let me know if
anything comes to mind.
356
00:34:08,856 --> 00:34:10,688
Water is a precious
commodity in the desert...
357
00:34:10,858 --> 00:34:13,350
so we converted
this device to sand.
358
00:34:31,746 --> 00:34:34,238
ILLYA: They have
monitors in all the hallways.
359
00:34:34,415 --> 00:34:36,475
Check all alarm circuits.
360
00:34:37,518 --> 00:34:39,419
GUARD: Everything negative, sir.
361
00:34:41,990 --> 00:34:47,054
I should have known never to
trust a woman who is always on time.
362
00:34:48,363 --> 00:34:53,427
It always indicates a
much deeper problem.
363
00:34:59,507 --> 00:35:03,569
We have to find the right circuit
to kill that whole monitor system.
364
00:35:05,246 --> 00:35:07,613
Time is running out, Mr. Solo.
365
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:14,112
[GRUNTING]
366
00:35:21,629 --> 00:35:23,621
[DEVICE WHISTLING]
367
00:35:31,639 --> 00:35:33,335
Pardon me, sir.
368
00:35:34,609 --> 00:35:36,805
Our 10:00 security check
revealed two of our men...
369
00:35:36,978 --> 00:35:39,018
found unconscious at
the perimeter of the estate.
370
00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:41,672
Why was this not
reported to me earlier?
371
00:35:41,849 --> 00:35:44,478
We were investigating. We
didn't wanna disturb you...
372
00:35:44,652 --> 00:35:46,814
until we found
something conclusive.
373
00:35:47,989 --> 00:35:51,323
Of course. Anyone
can make a mistake.
374
00:36:08,976 --> 00:36:10,877
But not just anyone
can work for me.
375
00:36:11,045 --> 00:36:14,709
Sir, the monitor system
has gone out in Section 5.
376
00:36:14,882 --> 00:36:16,407
Switch off the warning alarm.
377
00:36:16,584 --> 00:36:18,485
Activate red-light security.
378
00:36:35,703 --> 00:36:37,262
Wait here.
379
00:37:10,938 --> 00:37:11,997
ILLYA: Uh-oh.
380
00:37:12,173 --> 00:37:14,870
The walls are
sensitized. So is the floor.
381
00:37:15,042 --> 00:37:18,103
You drop as much as a feather,
you'll hear nothing but alarms.
382
00:37:18,946 --> 00:37:20,972
SEBASTIAN: What
about the face of the safe?
383
00:37:21,149 --> 00:37:22,617
ILLYA: Hmm.
384
00:37:23,951 --> 00:37:25,010
The same.
385
00:37:26,754 --> 00:37:28,780
KHARMUSI: There is
only one way out, Mr. Solo.
386
00:37:29,991 --> 00:37:31,983
[COUGHING]
387
00:38:09,964 --> 00:38:10,964
[SEBASTIAN GASPS]
388
00:38:41,395 --> 00:38:44,832
- I'll be back in a few minutes.
- Where do you think you're going?
389
00:38:44,999 --> 00:38:47,559
- Napoleon may need some help.
- That's his problem.
390
00:38:47,735 --> 00:38:49,431
I'll be back in a few minutes.
391
00:39:19,033 --> 00:39:21,935
KHARMUSI: This is your
final opportunity, Mr. Solo.
392
00:39:22,103 --> 00:39:23,503
[AZALEA COUGHING]
393
00:39:25,706 --> 00:39:27,902
The monitor circuits in
Section 5 have been cut, sir.
394
00:39:28,075 --> 00:39:29,668
There's also a hole in the roof.
395
00:39:29,844 --> 00:39:32,370
Seal off all exits. I'm
going to Section 5.
396
00:39:32,546 --> 00:39:34,777
- I don't think he's gonna talk.
- I don't think either.
397
00:39:34,949 --> 00:39:37,316
Turn off the sand. Well,
you're not gonna let him die.
398
00:39:37,485 --> 00:39:39,113
That is exactly
what I'm going to do.
399
00:39:39,287 --> 00:39:42,348
That is why I am a successful scientist
and he is going to be a dead spy.
400
00:39:42,523 --> 00:39:46,392
- Well, then why am I still alive?
- We'll discuss that later, privately.
401
00:40:11,652 --> 00:40:12,813
[SEBASTIAN GRUNTS]
402
00:40:36,644 --> 00:40:37,942
[GUARD GRUNTS]
403
00:40:38,112 --> 00:40:40,377
Turn that off, or
I'll turn you off.
404
00:40:40,548 --> 00:40:42,744
- It's the switches right there.
- Do it.
405
00:41:01,736 --> 00:41:05,730
ANNIE: Oh, no, please take me
with you. I'm a friend of Mr. Solo's.
406
00:41:05,906 --> 00:41:07,135
[GRUNTING]
407
00:41:12,380 --> 00:41:14,372
[ALARM RINGING]
408
00:41:28,129 --> 00:41:29,620
[GRUNTING]
409
00:41:45,279 --> 00:41:46,406
[GROANS]
410
00:42:02,129 --> 00:42:03,495
[GROANS]
411
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,094
ILLYA: I brought your friend.
412
00:42:09,570 --> 00:42:11,368
Swell. Where's Sebastian?
413
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:47,832
[ALARM WAILING]
414
00:42:51,412 --> 00:42:52,892
KHARMUSI: You may
came out from there.
415
00:42:56,083 --> 00:42:58,075
[GRUNTING]
416
00:43:09,864 --> 00:43:12,129
Violence is our
department, remember?
417
00:43:12,299 --> 00:43:16,236
Well, look at the positive side. He'll
never build another thermal prism.
418
00:43:17,505 --> 00:43:20,168
Are you dying? Are you?
419
00:43:24,545 --> 00:43:28,448
By special surgery, a tiny
transmitter was implanted in his heart.
420
00:43:28,616 --> 00:43:29,948
When his heart stops...
421
00:43:30,117 --> 00:43:33,451
an auto-destruct mechanism is
activated, and the building will explode.
422
00:43:34,255 --> 00:43:37,851
He said to me many times,
"You can take it with you."
423
00:43:43,397 --> 00:43:45,389
That's the beginning.
The auto-destruct.
424
00:43:45,566 --> 00:43:47,886
ILLYA: How do we get out of here?
- You can drive, come on.
425
00:43:48,035 --> 00:43:49,469
ILLYA: Get the prism.
426
00:45:39,780 --> 00:45:41,612
SEBASTIAN: Very good, Carl.
427
00:45:47,721 --> 00:45:50,213
I think I have a number
of questions to ask you.
428
00:45:50,391 --> 00:45:52,326
Hmm, just one, really.
What am I doing?
429
00:45:52,493 --> 00:45:54,155
And the answer, Mr. Solo...
430
00:45:54,328 --> 00:45:56,593
is that I'm keeping the
thermal prism for myself.
431
00:45:56,764 --> 00:45:59,734
After all, I planned
this entire expedition.
432
00:45:59,900 --> 00:46:02,369
I couldn't get in the Kharmusi
estate with my personnel...
433
00:46:02,536 --> 00:46:05,836
so quite naturally I agreed to
let U.N.C.L.E. do the job for me.
434
00:46:06,006 --> 00:46:09,602
- You get the general idea, I'm sure.
- Hmm, I'm afraid so.
435
00:46:09,777 --> 00:46:11,657
You seem to have planned
everything carefully...
436
00:46:11,812 --> 00:46:15,249
including the right safe in the vault,
so that we'd be sure and recruit you.
437
00:46:15,416 --> 00:46:18,215
Actually, Azalea
handled that for me.
438
00:46:18,385 --> 00:46:22,345
Ah, but credit where credit is due,
we couldn't have done it without you.
439
00:46:22,523 --> 00:46:25,425
Put them on the
boat, and tie them up.
440
00:46:31,899 --> 00:46:34,733
SOLO: Your plan is somewhat
incomplete, Sebastian.
441
00:46:34,902 --> 00:46:37,565
The prism is only marginally
effective unless it's in orbit.
442
00:46:37,738 --> 00:46:39,498
ILLYA: You'll have to
do that for yourselves.
443
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:41,560
I don't think we'll be
interested in helping you.
444
00:46:41,709 --> 00:46:44,372
Thank you, I've taken
that into consideration.
445
00:46:44,545 --> 00:46:49,040
You remember these gentlemen,
Mr. Solo. Disciples of the Third Way?
446
00:46:49,216 --> 00:46:52,948
The white hair was
my idea. A sign of fealty.
447
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:56,113
Yes, um, Azalea is
our high priestess.
448
00:46:57,091 --> 00:46:58,491
She should be.
449
00:46:59,827 --> 00:47:02,319
Assuming you get the
prism into orbit, what then?
450
00:47:02,496 --> 00:47:06,058
The Third Way will demand a
national homeland for its followers.
451
00:47:07,134 --> 00:47:09,729
We will control the balance
of power in the world.
452
00:47:09,903 --> 00:47:11,030
You know what I think?
453
00:47:11,205 --> 00:47:15,734
I think you people are
strange, really strange.
454
00:47:16,243 --> 00:47:17,643
I don't know who you are...
455
00:47:17,811 --> 00:47:20,610
but I have a feeling you probably
deserve whatever happens to you.
456
00:47:32,993 --> 00:47:35,929
Your contact ship's out
here. We'll deliver you to them.
457
00:47:36,263 --> 00:47:39,961
I wouldn't suppose this
ship were rigged to blow up?
458
00:47:40,134 --> 00:47:43,536
Wouldn't you? I would.
459
00:47:46,006 --> 00:47:47,304
Come, Azalea.
460
00:47:58,652 --> 00:48:00,553
Full throttle ahead.
461
00:48:24,311 --> 00:48:27,247
CAPTAIN: She's on a collision course.
WAVERLY: Something's gone wrong.
462
00:48:28,215 --> 00:48:31,947
- Can we alter our position?
- There's not enough time, sir.
463
00:48:32,119 --> 00:48:33,644
Shall I order their
boat destroyed?
464
00:48:38,625 --> 00:48:40,423
Yes.
465
00:48:40,861 --> 00:48:42,727
CAPTAIN: Prepare torpedo launch.
466
00:48:45,199 --> 00:48:46,258
Fire one.
467
00:48:49,870 --> 00:48:50,870
ILLYA: Did you hear that?
468
00:48:51,939 --> 00:48:53,703
Sounds like they
fired a torpedo at us.
469
00:48:55,342 --> 00:48:56,503
They did.
470
00:50:01,108 --> 00:50:03,100
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