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YOU'RE KILLING HIM. 20 00:02:00,221 --> 00:02:02,323 OOH. 21 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:11,265 ALL RIGHT. 22 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:14,768 AHHH. 23 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:16,804 AHH. DINNER. 24 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,976 SURE PUT UP A BIG FIGHT 25 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:25,179 FOR SUCH A LITTLE GUY. 26 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:29,883 HEY, DON'T GIVE ME THAT SAD LOOK. 27 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:30,884 ALL RIGHT. 28 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:32,186 [SPLASH] 29 00:02:32,186 --> 00:02:35,189 DON'T TELL ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS I DID THAT. 30 00:02:35,189 --> 00:02:37,791 DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU OUT HERE AGAIN. 31 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:39,760 WHAT A SUCKER! 32 00:02:42,129 --> 00:02:44,598 I SEE YOU STILL GOT THAT KILLER INSTINCT. 33 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:46,334 HOW'D YOU FIND ME, BURT? 34 00:02:46,334 --> 00:02:49,337 I'M IN THE SECURITY BUSINESS NOW. IT'S MY JOB. 35 00:02:49,337 --> 00:02:52,206 O.K., O.K., YOUR MOM TOLD ME, ALL RIGHT? 36 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:54,208 I'M GLAD YOU'RE SO THRILLED TO SEE ME 37 00:02:54,208 --> 00:02:55,476 AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. 38 00:02:55,476 --> 00:02:57,811 DO YOU MIND IF I MAKE MYSELF COMFORTABLE 39 00:02:57,811 --> 00:02:59,112 ON THIS FILTHY CRATE? 40 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:00,113 SUIT YOURSELF. 41 00:03:00,113 --> 00:03:02,616 LOOK, I JUST GOT A CALL 42 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:04,618 FROM A MAJOR, MAJOR NEW CLIENT 43 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:07,555 LOOKING FOR A BODYGUARD. I THOUGHT OF YOU FIRST. 44 00:03:07,555 --> 00:03:08,589 FORGET IT. 45 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:11,225 I'M NOT A BODYGUARD. I'M A WRESTLER, O.K.? 46 00:03:11,225 --> 00:03:12,660 HEY, WAIT, WA-- 47 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:13,694 I AM A WRESTLER. 48 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,929 I MANAGED YOU FOR 15 YEARS. REMEMBER? 49 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:18,899 OR DID YOU GET HEAD-SLAMMED TOO MANY TIMES? 50 00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:21,635 LISTEN TO ME. YOU'LL MAKE SOME BIG BUCKS, 51 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:24,238 AND IT'LL GET YOU OUT OF THE RING. 52 00:03:24,238 --> 00:03:25,639 FORGET IT, BURT. 53 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:27,908 STILL HAVING THOSE NIGHTMARES? 54 00:03:29,410 --> 00:03:31,245 YEAH, SOMETIMES. 55 00:03:31,245 --> 00:03:33,080 SO WHY'D YOU PICK ME? 56 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,783 'CAUSE I LOVE YOU LIKE A SON... 57 00:03:35,783 --> 00:03:37,985 AND NOBODY ELSE WILL WORK FOR ME. 58 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:39,820 SO WHAT DID YOU DO NOW? 59 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:42,256 MAN, IT'S CRAZY. YOU BOUNCE A FEW CHECKS, 60 00:03:42,256 --> 00:03:44,258 AND RIGHT AWAY YOU'RE A DEADBEAT. 61 00:03:44,258 --> 00:03:45,659 REMEMBER THE TIME IN RENO 62 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:48,061 WHEN THE HOTEL LOCKED UP OUR CLOTHES 63 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:52,065 AND I HAD TO SNEAK DOWN THE FIRE ESCAPE IN A TOWEL? 64 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:55,269 YEAH! WE HAD SOME FUN TIMES THEN, DIDN'T WE? 65 00:03:55,269 --> 00:03:56,470 NOPE. 66 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:59,607 I GOT A BUM LEG SINCE I TOOK A BULLET 67 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:00,908 FOR SOME BIG LUNKHEAD. 68 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:03,377 HEY, WAIT. IT WAS MEANT FOR YOU, WASN'T IT? 69 00:04:03,377 --> 00:04:05,513 O.K., I OWE YOU MY LIFE. 70 00:04:05,513 --> 00:04:07,515 I STILL AIN'T TAKING THE GIG. 71 00:04:07,515 --> 00:04:09,517 SURE, YOU'D HELP SOME SLIMY FISH, 72 00:04:09,517 --> 00:04:11,385 BUT THE GUY THAT SAVED YOUR LIFE-- 73 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:12,853 THAT'S GRATITUDE FOR YOU. 74 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:14,087 JUST FORGET IT. 75 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:16,324 LET ME EXPLAIN HOW IT WORKS. 76 00:04:20,561 --> 00:04:21,729 AHH. 77 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:24,432 WANT TO KNOW MY SECRET? 78 00:04:24,432 --> 00:04:27,768 I COOK IT IN THE CAN. 79 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:29,737 MMM. 80 00:04:29,737 --> 00:04:32,873 OUT OF THE CAN AND INTO THE MAN. 81 00:04:33,741 --> 00:04:37,144 HOW LONG'S IT BEEN SINCE YOU ATE? 82 00:04:37,144 --> 00:04:39,347 JUST A WEEK. 83 00:04:40,180 --> 00:04:41,382 HERE. 84 00:04:43,517 --> 00:04:45,686 TELL YOU WHAT... 85 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:49,256 FILL IN THE AMOUNT AND PAY ME BACK WHEN YOU CAN. 86 00:04:49,256 --> 00:04:51,459 I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN CHARITY. 87 00:04:51,459 --> 00:04:54,595 I NEED A JOB, NOT A HANDOUT. 88 00:04:54,595 --> 00:04:58,265 IF I GET THIS GIG, I'M BACK IN BUSINESS. 89 00:04:58,265 --> 00:05:01,268 ONE THING I STILL GOT, MY SELF-RESPECT. 90 00:05:01,268 --> 00:05:02,870 I AIN'T GOING TO BEG. 91 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:03,771 YEAH. 92 00:05:03,771 --> 00:05:05,673 ALTHOUGH IT ALWAYS WORKED BEFORE... 93 00:05:05,673 --> 00:05:07,441 HEY, SEAN, BROTHER, PLEASE, MAN. 94 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:09,443 OH, MAN, YOU KNOW I HATE THAT. 95 00:05:09,443 --> 00:05:10,711 HELP ME. HELP ME. 96 00:05:10,711 --> 00:05:13,514 COME ON. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 97 00:05:14,382 --> 00:05:15,616 I'LL TAKE THE JOB. 98 00:05:15,616 --> 00:05:18,719 OH, MAN, THIS IS SUCH AN EMOTIONAL MOMENT. 99 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:21,655 SO WHAT ELSE YOU GOT TO EAT? 100 00:05:24,725 --> 00:05:27,094 * I JUST WANNA GO FISHIN' * 101 00:05:27,094 --> 00:05:29,430 * IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA * 102 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:32,232 * 'CAUSE I NEED A CHANGE * 103 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:33,767 * FROM MY REALITY * 104 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:36,437 * THIS WORLD WILL BEAT YOU DOWN * 105 00:05:36,437 --> 00:05:38,572 * BEAT YOU WITH A STICK * 106 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:40,974 * YOU WANT AN ICE CREAM POP * 107 00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:43,477 * THEY GIVE YOU A BOOT TO LICK * 108 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:45,479 * I NEED SOME TIME * 109 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:47,915 * TO SORT OUT ALL THIS MESS * 110 00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:49,617 * I GOTTA BE ROUGH AND READY * 111 00:05:49,617 --> 00:05:52,085 * WHEN THEY PUT ME TO THE TEST * 112 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:54,488 * CALL HIS BLUFF * 113 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:56,657 * BABY, GONNA CALL YOUR BLUFF * 114 00:05:56,657 --> 00:05:58,225 * ROUGH STUFF * 115 00:05:58,225 --> 00:05:59,226 * IT'S COMIN'... ** 116 00:05:59,226 --> 00:06:00,961 GOOD MORNING, MR. MASON. 117 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:02,796 MORNING, JANE. 118 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:04,698 LOSE THE GUM, THANK YOU. 119 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,900 UH, YES, MR. MASON. 120 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:07,901 PENNY? 121 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,905 I FOUND A TYPO ON PAGE 649, 122 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:14,107 SECOND PARAGRAPH, FOURTH WORD IN. 123 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:15,509 FRANK, WHERE'S THE BODYGUARD? 124 00:06:15,509 --> 00:06:18,779 HE'LL BE HERE IN A SECOND, SIR, AND DON'T WORRY. 125 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:22,115 SECURITY IS ON FULL ALERT FOR ANY SUSPICIOUS INTRUDERS. 126 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:33,226 ALL UNITS-- POTENTIAL INTRUDER, MAIN GATE. 127 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:35,563 ROGER. WE COPY. 128 00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:39,533 WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 129 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:41,469 I'M LOOKING FOR MR. MASON. 130 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:43,437 IS THAT SO? GET OFF THE BIKE. 131 00:06:43,437 --> 00:06:45,305 WHAT FOR? 132 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:47,975 JUST DO IT, BUTTHEAD! 133 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:48,876 FORGET IT. 134 00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:50,944 ARE YOU DEAF OR JUST PLAIN STUPID? 135 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:54,414 I'VE GOT A LOW TOLERANCE FOR GORILLAS IN RENT-A-COP SUITS. 136 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,484 GORILLAS, HUH? 137 00:06:57,651 --> 00:07:00,721 SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT. 138 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:10,197 AAH! 139 00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:11,965 HEY, YOU! 140 00:07:15,503 --> 00:07:16,737 THIS IS THE BODYGUARD? 141 00:07:16,737 --> 00:07:17,971 A TERRIBLE MISTAKE, SIR. 142 00:07:17,971 --> 00:07:20,307 I'LL GET RID OF HIM IMMEDIATELY. 143 00:07:20,307 --> 00:07:22,442 WRONG. HE'S INCREDIBLE. 144 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,778 OBVIOUSLY A REAL PRO. 145 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:33,887 SO WHERE'S MASON'S OFFICE? 146 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:37,491 I BET YOU'VE BEEN A BODYGUARD FOR A LONG TIME. 147 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:39,026 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW LONG. 148 00:07:39,026 --> 00:07:42,930 HERE, I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 149 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:47,200 AAH! 150 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:50,403 GOT HIM! 151 00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:52,773 THAT'S OUR NEW HEAD OF SECURITY. 152 00:07:52,773 --> 00:07:54,374 THE MAN WHO HIRED YOU. 153 00:07:54,374 --> 00:07:56,309 OH, UH, SEE WHO HIT YOU? 154 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:57,310 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 155 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:58,311 YOU O.K.? 156 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,213 THIS IS ALEX MASON. 157 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:03,784 AH, MR. MASON. 158 00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:05,819 YOU'VE RECEIVED MY MESSAGE? 159 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,788 YEAH. NOW WHO ARE YOU? 160 00:08:07,788 --> 00:08:13,260 OH, JUST YOUR AVERAGE PSYCHOTIC CRIMINAL GENIUS. 161 00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:16,930 I DESIRE YOUR NEW COMPUTER CHIP-- 162 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:18,666 THE ONE FOR THE PEACEFINDER. 163 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:20,801 I TOLD YOU IT'S NOT FOR SALE. 164 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:22,770 EVERYTHING'S FOR SALE. 165 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:26,339 THE QUESTION IS ONLY AT WHAT PRICE. 166 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:30,544 YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO RECONSIDER. 167 00:08:30,544 --> 00:08:34,481 AND DO TAKE CARE OF YOUR LOVELY CHILDREN. 168 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:36,216 [CLICK] 169 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:37,685 SHOULD WE CALL THE POLICE? 170 00:08:37,685 --> 00:08:40,453 DAMN RIGHT. THIS MAN ASSAULTED ME! 171 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:41,789 QUIET. NO POLICE! 172 00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:43,857 IF WORD GETS OUT ABOUT THIS PEACEFINDER PROJECT, 173 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,859 WE'LL HAVE EVERY CRACKPOT AFTER US. 174 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,294 WHAT'S THE PEACEFINDER PROJECT? 175 00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:48,696 I'M SORRY. THAT'S TOP-SECRET. 176 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:50,698 I'M PUTTING MY LIFE ON THE LINE. 177 00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:52,299 TELL ME, OR I'M GONE. 178 00:08:52,299 --> 00:08:54,034 WELL, NICE MEETING YOU. 179 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,268 O.K., SEAN, O.K., 180 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:59,707 BUT YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP THIS STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL. 181 00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:00,941 KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CHIPS? 182 00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:03,376 I'M A NACHO CHEESE MAN MYSELF. 183 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,178 I WAS REFERRING TO SILICON CHIPS. 184 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:07,781 HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CHIPS, SIR. 185 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:09,917 HE'S ONLY THE BODYGUARD. 186 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:12,352 I KNOW A MICROCHIP IS A WAFER 187 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:13,754 OF THE CHEMICAL ELEMENT SILICON 188 00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:15,255 SERVING AS A SEMICONDUCTOR 189 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:17,658 UNDER WHICH A SERIES OF ELECTRICAL CIRCUITS ARE PRINTED. 190 00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:19,126 VERY GOOD. 191 00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:22,996 DID YOU KNOW THAT THE CHIP ITSELF COSTS ONLY PENNIES? 192 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:25,999 BUT THE INFORMATION ON THIS ONE IS WORTH MILLIONS. 193 00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:28,335 IT'S THE ONLY ONE IN EXISTENCE. 194 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:29,737 YOU INVENTED IT? 195 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:32,740 NO. I HAVE A COMPANY TO RUN. 196 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:34,675 I WAS AN INVENTOR, THOUGH. 197 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:37,945 I STARTED THIS PLACE IN MY GARAGE. COME ON. 198 00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:42,616 THIS IS A MODEL OF THE PEACEFINDER. 199 00:09:42,616 --> 00:09:44,618 WITH OUR CHIP, THIS CAN SHOOT DOWN 200 00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:47,220 ANY MISSILE FIRED BY ANY COUNTRY. 201 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:48,021 COOL. 202 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:50,023 IT'LL MAKE PEOPLE THINK TWICE 203 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:52,192 BEFORE THEY START ANOTHER WAR. 204 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:53,193 REAL COOL. 205 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:54,762 YEAH. 206 00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:58,365 COME ON. I WILL TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR ASSIGNMENT. 207 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:12,012 [MAKES BLASTOFF NOISE] 208 00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:27,127 ARMSTRONG! 209 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:29,396 COMING. 210 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,468 SO I'M SUPPOSED TO GUARD THE CHIP? 211 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:38,105 NOT EXACTLY. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GUARD MY KIDS. 212 00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:40,573 ARE YOU CRAZY? I HATE KIDS. 213 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:41,975 THE CHILDREN HAVE A NANNY. 214 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,576 YOU JUST PROTECT THEM. 215 00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:44,978 I'LL FIND SOMEONE ELSE, SIR. 216 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,980 OBVIOUSLY, HE'S NOT UP FOR IT. 217 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,582 I DIDN'T SAY I COULDN'T DO IT... 218 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:53,286 I MEAN, AS LONG AS THEY GOT A NANNY. 219 00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:33,693 AH! AAH! 220 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,228 AAH! AH! 221 00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:36,764 GET DOWN. 222 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:40,600 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 223 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:44,972 AAH! 224 00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:46,774 AAH! 225 00:11:46,774 --> 00:11:49,743 ALEX! KATE! 226 00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,845 WHAT HAPPENED TO MISS PARKER? 227 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:55,415 MISS KOPALSKI. MISS PARKER WAS LAST WEEK. 228 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,484 REMEMBER? THE STAIRS? 229 00:11:57,484 --> 00:11:59,619 OH, RIGHT. THE BROKEN LEG. 230 00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:01,054 LEGS. 231 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,256 MISS KOPALSKI HAD A SHORT CIRCUIT 232 00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:04,557 IN HER BLOW DRYER. 233 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,893 THIS IS VERY BAD. 234 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:08,295 NOW THE AGENCY WON'T SEND ANY MORE NANNIES. 235 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:09,897 SAY WHAT? 236 00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:12,165 THAT'S WHY YOU BROUGHT HOME FRANKENSTEIN. 237 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,466 ALEX! 238 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:17,637 IS THERE A PHONE I COULD USE? 239 00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:19,239 IT'S IN THERE. 240 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:22,943 [DOGS BARK] 241 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:25,745 YOU'RE AFRAID THEY'RE SMARTER THAN YOU? 242 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,948 BABYSITTING WAS NOT PART OF OUR DEAL. 243 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:30,517 THE SECURITY GUY HATES MY GUTS. 244 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:31,751 HEY, SURE, FINE. 245 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,621 I GUESS YOU GAVE IT A REAL EFFORT, RIGHT? 246 00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:36,589 DO ME ONE LAST FAVOR. 247 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,926 GO TURN OFF THE GAS IN MY OVEN. 248 00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:40,227 WHY CAN'T YOU? 249 00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:43,864 BECAUSE MY HEAD'S GOING TO BE IN IT! 250 00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:45,265 O.K., MAN, COOL OUT. 251 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,801 JUST GET ME A REPLACEMENT, UNDERSTAND? 252 00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,202 WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 253 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,204 SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH THIS PHONE. 254 00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:54,107 MUST BE THE PHONE COMPANY DISCONNECTING MY SERVICE. 255 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:57,544 OR MAYBE I'M DYING FROM STARVATION! 256 00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:14,995 NICE SHOT. 257 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:17,030 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NICE? 258 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,899 I WAS AIMING FOR YOUR WRIST. 259 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:20,968 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY KITCHEN? 260 00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:23,971 I'M SEAN ARMSTRONG, BODYGUARD FOR THE KIDS. 261 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:25,873 HA! MR. NANNY! 262 00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:28,641 HEY, WHY NOT? I BEEN HERE FOUR YEARS, 263 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:31,644 SEEN DOZENS OF THEM COME AND GO. 264 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,780 BUT NONE BIG AS YOU. 265 00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:36,583 SMARTER MAYBE, BETTER-LOOKING FOR SURE, 266 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:37,985 BUT NONE AS BIG. 267 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:40,753 HERE. MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL. 268 00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:43,123 TOP SHELF, LURCH. 269 00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:45,258 YOU SURVIVED. 270 00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:46,793 I'M TOUGH. 271 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:51,264 I RAISED MY OWN FOUR KIDS BY MYSELF. 272 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,901 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 273 00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:56,503 THIS IS LIKE THE ROACH MOTEL. 274 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,605 THE NANNIES CHECK IN... 275 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:01,008 BUT THEY DON'T CHECK OUT. YEAH. 276 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:02,876 THAT'S NOT SO MANY NAMES. 277 00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:05,078 HA! 278 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,180 OH. 279 00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:10,417 I CAN HANDLE MYSELF. 280 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,819 OOH. 281 00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:16,023 I HOPE YOUR BLUE CROSS IS PAID UP. 282 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,229 [WHISTLES] 283 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,882 KIDS... 284 00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:17,084 THEY'RE JUST... 285 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,485 [ALEX] SEAN, DINNER! 286 00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:21,288 HERE, PIGGY, PIGGY, PIGGY, PIGGY. 287 00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:22,489 SOOEY! 288 00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:26,994 KIDS. 289 00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,665 [SPLASH] 290 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:39,306 JUST WHEN WE GET RID OF THE LAST NANNY, 291 00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:40,907 HE BRINGS HOME A BODYGUARD. 292 00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:41,908 YEAH. 293 00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:43,510 OOH. NICE TOUCH. 294 00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:50,283 BUTTER. CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT. 295 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:55,022 WATCH THE TRIP WIRE. 296 00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:00,327 ALL RIGHT, NOW, KIDS, I'M NOT POINTING ANY FINGERS, 297 00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:03,330 BUT I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO HAPPEN TO SEAN. 298 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,332 WHAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN? 299 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:14,574 CUTE. 300 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:21,881 [CRASH] 301 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:24,751 SOUNDS LIKE HE'S IN A HURRY. 302 00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:30,723 EVENING. 303 00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:32,125 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 304 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,126 NEVER BETTER. 305 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,427 [GLASS CRUNCHES] 306 00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:45,705 SEE, DADDY? IT'S NOT SO BAD EATING WITH US. 307 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,474 OF COURSE NOT, PRINCESS. 308 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,042 ALL RIGHT. 309 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,747 YEAH! YEAH! 310 00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,583 [PAGER BEEPS] 311 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,685 DAD, YOU'RE BEEPING. 312 00:16:58,685 --> 00:16:59,686 INCOMING FAX. 313 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:09,162 GO AHEAD. EAT UP WHILE YOU STILL GOT TEETH. 314 00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:11,564 OH, NO. THIS IS ALL WRONG. 315 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:15,168 WE'LL HAVE TO TAKE A RAIN CHECK ON THE ICE CREAM. 316 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:18,971 WE'LL CALL YOUR SECRETARY FOR AN APPOINTMENT! 317 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:20,207 COME ON, KATE. 318 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,175 I'M NOT HUNGRY ANYMORE. 319 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,643 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 320 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:27,180 JUST YOUR TYPICAL ALL-AMERICAN DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY. 321 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:28,781 WHERE'S THE MOM? 322 00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,583 PASSED AWAY TWO YEARS BACK. 323 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:33,686 IT'S BEEN DOWNHILL EVER SINCE. 324 00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:38,791 HERE. NEXT TIME I'LL JUST SERVE IT IN A BUCKET. 325 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,211 I DON'T THINK YOU LIKE ME, FRANK. 326 00:17:58,211 --> 00:18:02,449 OH, COME ON, MR. THANATOS, WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE? 327 00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:06,319 THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT BODYGUARD? 328 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,821 OH, HIM. UH...SEE, 329 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:11,057 HE WORKS FOR THIS JERK, BURT? 330 00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:12,459 BURT ONLY HIRES LOSERS, 331 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:14,561 AND THAT'S WHY I CALLED HIM. 332 00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:17,096 YOU SHOULD KNOW LOSERS, FRANK. 333 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,299 I WILL LET NO MAN 334 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:23,069 STOP ME FROM OBTAINING THAT CHIP! 335 00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:24,671 ESPECIALLY YOU. 336 00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:25,605 PLEASE, SIR... 337 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,475 I KNOW WHERE HE KEEPS THE CHIP. HUH? 338 00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:31,944 AND I GOT THIS GREAT PLAN. SEE-- 339 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,180 WRONG! 340 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,882 [BELL CHIMES] 341 00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:39,486 I MAKE THE PLANS. 342 00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:42,555 NOW TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW. 343 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,826 [HEAVY METAL MUSIC BLARES] 344 00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:34,073 AHEM. EXCUSE ME, MR. MASON? 345 00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:37,143 I'M PR--I'M VERY BUSY RIGHT NOW, SEAN. 346 00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:38,378 I WAS JUST WONDERING, 347 00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:40,213 WHEN DOES THE NEW NANNY ARRIVE? 348 00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:42,449 OH, UH, YES, WELL, IT SEEMS 349 00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:44,717 WE MAY HAVE TO LOOK OUT OF STATE, 350 00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:47,587 BUT I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU IN SALARY. 351 00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:50,590 FORGET THE SALARY. JUST GET THE NANNY. 352 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:54,694 I'M GOING TO CHECK THE GROUNDS, THEN HIT THE RACK. 353 00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:15,848 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 354 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:19,352 YEAH! SOME PEACE AND QUIET. 355 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:25,858 [RIP] 356 00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:30,963 I HATE KIDS. 357 00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:36,869 * I DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL * 358 00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:41,408 * WHY DO I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL? * 359 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,811 YOU'RE NOT WEARING YOUR HAT. 360 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:48,080 FORGET IT. I'M NOT THE CHAUFFEUR. 361 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,983 REALLY? WELL, LET'S ANALYZE THIS. 362 00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:52,985 WE'RE SITTING IN THE BACK, 363 00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,020 YOU'RE DRIVING, 364 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:56,289 WE TELL YOU WHERE TO GO, 365 00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:58,291 YOU GET PAID TO DRIVE THERE, 366 00:20:58,291 --> 00:20:59,692 WE OWN THE CAR. 367 00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:01,628 YEP. YOU'RE A CHAUFFEUR, ALL RIGHT. 368 00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:03,463 NOW PUT THE HAT ON! 369 00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:04,831 * DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL * 370 00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:06,065 OR I'LL SCREAM. 371 00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:10,136 SCREAM ALL YOU WANT. NO WAY I'M WEARING THAT THING. 372 00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:15,608 AAH! 373 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,211 DROP US OFF ON THE CORNER. 374 00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:21,614 HEY, THIS IS MY OLD SCHOOL. 375 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:25,418 YOU TRYING TO TELL ME YOU GO TO PUBLIC SCHOOL? 376 00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:27,354 OOH, HE CAN READ! 377 00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:29,589 OUR FATHER THINKS IT BUILDS CHARACTER, 378 00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:33,593 BUT WHEN HE FINDS OUT YOU USED TO GO HERE... 379 00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:35,595 HEY, STOP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 380 00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:36,996 IT'S HARD ENOUGH FITTING IN 381 00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:39,198 WITHOUT EVERYBODY KNOWING WE HAVE A ROLLS ROYCE. 382 00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:40,600 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 383 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,201 ALEX HAS NO FRIENDS. 384 00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:43,970 LIKE I'M SO SURPRISED. 385 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:46,373 [TEACHER] CLASS? CLASS! 386 00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:49,208 I TOLD YOU TO MAKE HIM LEAVE. 387 00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:51,143 I TOLD YOU I'M NOT LEAVING. 388 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,245 QUIET. I'M IN CHARGE HERE. 389 00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:57,617 IF YOU'RE IN CHARGE, HOW COME NOBODY LISTENS TO YOU? 390 00:21:57,617 --> 00:22:00,152 [CHILDREN LAUGHING] 391 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,621 THAT'S IT! 392 00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:04,190 BOTH OF YOU TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE. 393 00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:06,426 MAN, SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE. 394 00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:09,095 * I DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL * 395 00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:13,566 * THERE'S ONLY PRINCIPALS AT SCHOOL * 396 00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:18,871 HEY, IT'S STILL HERE. 397 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:24,444 I SAID I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU. 398 00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:33,953 "S-A"? 399 00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:37,289 SEAN...ARMSTRONG? 400 00:22:37,289 --> 00:22:39,091 NONE OTHER. 401 00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:41,694 THANKS FOR NOT TALKING TO ME. 402 00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:46,766 PRETTY FANCY. MUST HAVE TOOK AN HOUR. 403 00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:50,269 ARE YOU KIDDING? FOR THAT KIND OF DETAIL? 404 00:22:50,269 --> 00:22:53,906 TRY SEVEN YEARS WITH A PAPER CLIP. 405 00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:57,376 SPENT A LOT OF TIME ON THE BENCH, HUH? 406 00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:01,247 KATE MASON, ARE YOU HERE AGAIN? 407 00:23:01,247 --> 00:23:03,249 SHE'S WITH ME. 408 00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:05,485 OH. YOU. 409 00:23:05,485 --> 00:23:07,286 SEAN ARMSTRONG, CLASS OF '64. 410 00:23:07,286 --> 00:23:11,924 ARMSTRONG--NOT SEAN "KING OF DETENTION" ARMSTRONG? 411 00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:16,463 WELL, IT'S ALWAYS NICE TO HAVE ALUMNI VISIT... 412 00:23:16,463 --> 00:23:18,731 RUN ALONG NOW, KATIE. 413 00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:23,402 WHAT A LOVELY CHILD. 414 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:25,004 WHO ARE YOU KIDDING? 415 00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:40,487 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OPEN OUR DOOR. 416 00:23:55,702 --> 00:23:58,471 I THINK WE'RE GETTING TO HIM. 417 00:24:08,681 --> 00:24:11,317 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS THE SAME SEAN ARMSTRONG 418 00:24:11,317 --> 00:24:12,819 I TRAVELED THIS GREAT COUNTRY WITH. 419 00:24:12,819 --> 00:24:14,821 A MAN OF STRENGTH AND COURAGE 420 00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:16,322 WHO DEFEATED EVERY VILE, 421 00:24:16,322 --> 00:24:18,324 VULGAR OPPONENT HE EVER FACED. 422 00:24:18,324 --> 00:24:20,727 NOW THIS FEARLESS GIANT IS COWERING 423 00:24:20,727 --> 00:24:22,729 BECAUSE OF TWO LITTLE INNOCENT CHILDREN! 424 00:24:22,729 --> 00:24:24,731 YOU WANT TO SPEND YOUR LIFE 425 00:24:24,731 --> 00:24:27,266 GETTING YOUR BRAINS KICKED IN AND HAVING NIGHTMARES, 426 00:24:27,266 --> 00:24:28,535 SUIT YOURSELF. 427 00:24:28,535 --> 00:24:31,137 BUT EX-WRESTLERS AREN'T EXACTLY IN DEMAND. 428 00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:35,174 I MEAN, WHO ELSE IS GONNA OFFER YOU A CAREER? 429 00:24:36,275 --> 00:24:38,611 ELECTROMAGNETIC. 430 00:24:38,611 --> 00:24:40,547 RADIO-CONTROLLED. 431 00:24:46,586 --> 00:24:48,487 WANNA SEE? 432 00:24:49,455 --> 00:24:51,758 O.K., STEP BACK. O.K., READY? 433 00:24:51,758 --> 00:24:53,526 CRANK UP THAT DIAL. 434 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:57,564 WHOA! 435 00:24:57,564 --> 00:24:59,165 YOU'RE SO SMART. 436 00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:01,568 AND SO, SO BAD. 437 00:25:12,779 --> 00:25:15,982 HEY, AREN'T YOU GOING TO PUMP SOME IRON? 438 00:25:15,982 --> 00:25:17,116 LATER. 439 00:25:18,384 --> 00:25:19,819 WHAT'S ALL THIS CRUD? 440 00:25:19,819 --> 00:25:23,790 IT'S THE NINETIES! I'LL PROGRAM IT. GET ON THE SEAT. 441 00:25:24,791 --> 00:25:26,392 WHAT DO YOU WEIGH? 442 00:25:26,392 --> 00:25:27,860 293. 443 00:25:33,566 --> 00:25:35,902 I'LL GET YOUR FEET. 444 00:25:35,902 --> 00:25:40,139 SOMEHOW I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU'RE NICE. 445 00:25:41,674 --> 00:25:43,676 WHEN HAVEN'T WE BEEN NICE? 446 00:25:43,676 --> 00:25:46,145 START PEDALING WHEN YOU'RE READY. 447 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:49,816 BYE, SEAN. 448 00:25:49,816 --> 00:25:51,884 HAVE A NICE WORKOUT. 449 00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:53,152 BYE. 450 00:25:58,825 --> 00:26:01,427 SO WHAT'D YOU PROGRAM IT FOR? 451 00:26:01,427 --> 00:26:03,830 OH, JUST 20 MINUTES. 452 00:26:03,830 --> 00:26:07,099 AT 90 MILES AN HOUR! 453 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:11,403 HEY! 454 00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:12,772 SOMEBODY STOP THIS THING! 455 00:26:14,941 --> 00:26:16,643 AAH! 456 00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:43,870 WHEW! 457 00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:45,672 NOT A BAD WORKOUT. 458 00:26:51,077 --> 00:26:52,344 WHOO! 459 00:26:57,483 --> 00:27:00,086 BETTER DO A LIGHT ONE TODAY. 460 00:27:18,871 --> 00:27:21,107 BOY, HE'S STRONG. 461 00:27:21,107 --> 00:27:22,308 WE CAN FIX THAT. 462 00:27:30,783 --> 00:27:32,384 I'M OUT OF SHAPE. 463 00:27:32,384 --> 00:27:33,920 OHH! 464 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:55,307 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES YOU'RE SO IMMATURE. 465 00:28:47,493 --> 00:28:49,228 HUH? 466 00:29:44,750 --> 00:29:46,953 IT'S ONLY LOW VOLTAGE. IT CAN'T KILL HIM. 467 00:29:46,953 --> 00:29:48,955 THEN CRANK IT UP. 468 00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:51,891 AAH! 469 00:29:59,065 --> 00:30:00,666 HOW WAS YOUR SHOWER? 470 00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:02,101 STIMULATING. 471 00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:05,671 OW! OW! 472 00:30:05,671 --> 00:30:07,273 OOPS. SORRY. 473 00:30:07,273 --> 00:30:10,042 DON'T YOU THINK WE'VE DONE ENOUGH? 474 00:30:10,042 --> 00:30:11,277 NOT TILL HE LEAVES. 475 00:30:11,277 --> 00:30:13,479 I DON'T THINK HE'S GOING TO LEAVE. 476 00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:18,417 I KIND OF LIKE HIM. HE'S NOT A GOODY-GOODY LIKE THOSE NANNIES. 477 00:30:18,417 --> 00:30:21,320 I GOT TO ADMIT, HE'S ONE TOUGH MOTHER. 478 00:30:24,090 --> 00:30:26,392 I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. 479 00:30:26,392 --> 00:30:27,894 THEN GO AHEAD...QUIT. 480 00:30:27,894 --> 00:30:32,698 SO WHAT IF PEOPLE CALL YOU A PANTY-WAIST, A CANDY-ASS WUSS? 481 00:30:32,698 --> 00:30:34,901 WHO'S GOING TO KNOW I QUIT? 482 00:30:34,901 --> 00:30:38,104 WHEN I GET THROUGH SPREADING THE WORD? EVERYBODY, PUCKERBUTT. 483 00:30:38,104 --> 00:30:42,374 CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE MADE THE HALL OF SHAME. 484 00:30:47,313 --> 00:30:49,481 NO, YOU GOT TO STAY FOR THE KIDS. 485 00:30:49,481 --> 00:30:53,019 THEY'LL DO ANYTHING TO DRIVE ME OUT OF HERE. 486 00:30:53,019 --> 00:30:54,620 BUT YOU'VE LASTED! 487 00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:56,422 YOU CAN MAKE THE DIFFERENCE. 488 00:30:56,422 --> 00:30:59,391 THIS FAMILY NEEDS A CHANGE. MAYBE IT'S YOU. 489 00:30:59,391 --> 00:31:00,459 YOU THINK SO? 490 00:31:00,459 --> 00:31:02,128 NO, NOT REALLY. 491 00:31:02,128 --> 00:31:04,363 BUT, HEY, IT'S WORTH A SHOT. 492 00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:07,733 SO GET TOUGH. HANG IN THERE. SUCK IT UP. 493 00:31:07,733 --> 00:31:10,136 I'VE BEEN SUCKING IT UP. 494 00:31:10,136 --> 00:31:12,438 HERE. HAVE SOME MORE. 495 00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:15,942 THANKS. 496 00:31:17,243 --> 00:31:20,846 WOW. IMAGINE WHAT HE COULD DO TO YOUR HEAD. 497 00:31:20,846 --> 00:31:21,880 [DOOR CLOSES] 498 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,983 ALEX? KATE? I'M HOME. 499 00:31:23,983 --> 00:31:25,751 WE'RE IN THE GYM, DAD! 500 00:31:25,751 --> 00:31:28,187 Wait till he sees what we did. 501 00:31:29,355 --> 00:31:31,157 HI. 502 00:31:35,761 --> 00:31:36,963 WHAT HAPPENED? 503 00:31:36,963 --> 00:31:38,764 WE DESTROYED THE BIKE, WRECKED THE ROOM, 504 00:31:38,764 --> 00:31:40,166 AND ALMOST KILLED SEAN. 505 00:31:40,166 --> 00:31:42,168 YEAH! ARE YOU GOING TO PUNISH US? 506 00:31:42,168 --> 00:31:44,370 THIS IS A NEW APPROACH. 507 00:31:44,370 --> 00:31:45,704 WELL, WHAT FOR? 508 00:31:45,704 --> 00:31:49,208 SEAN'S FINE, AND THERE'S NOTHING HERE THAT CAN'T BE FIXED. 509 00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:50,943 I GOT TO MAKE SOME CALLS. 510 00:31:50,943 --> 00:31:52,478 WHAT? 511 00:31:52,478 --> 00:31:53,279 WHAT? 512 00:31:53,279 --> 00:31:55,614 CASE CLOSED. NOW EXCUSE ME. 513 00:31:55,614 --> 00:31:57,183 EXCUSE ME, MR. MASON. 514 00:31:57,183 --> 00:31:59,318 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING? 515 00:31:59,318 --> 00:32:01,187 NO TIME TO DISCUSS THIS, SEAN. 516 00:32:01,187 --> 00:32:03,622 AND YOU WONDER WHY YOUR KIDS ARE A MESS. 517 00:32:03,622 --> 00:32:05,024 YOU CAN'T SAY THAT. 518 00:32:05,024 --> 00:32:08,194 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE RAISING KIDS ALONE. 519 00:32:08,194 --> 00:32:10,997 I FEEL SORRY YOU LOST YOUR WIFE, MAN, 520 00:32:10,997 --> 00:32:16,668 BUT IF YOU CAN'T GIVE THESE KIDS WHAT THEY NEED, GET RID OF THEM. 521 00:32:18,204 --> 00:32:21,407 I GUESS HE REALLY DOESN'T CARE ABOUT US. 522 00:32:31,417 --> 00:32:33,419 [MUFFLED SHOUTS] 523 00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:37,423 O.K. 524 00:32:37,423 --> 00:32:38,424 ALL RIGHT. 525 00:32:38,424 --> 00:32:39,825 HERE WE GO. O.K. 526 00:32:39,825 --> 00:32:41,427 COME ON, BABY. 527 00:32:41,427 --> 00:32:43,562 5...9, 8, 7. 528 00:32:44,830 --> 00:32:45,864 HOLY... 529 00:32:45,864 --> 00:32:48,234 IT'S O.K. I'LL JUST CLEAR THIS. 530 00:32:48,234 --> 00:32:49,935 NO PROBLEM. NO PROBLEMA. 531 00:32:49,935 --> 00:32:51,337 4, 5, 6, UH... 532 00:32:51,337 --> 00:32:54,840 9, 8, 7. THAT'S THE ONE. 533 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:56,642 OH, JEEZ. CLEAR. IT'S O.K. 534 00:32:56,642 --> 00:32:59,245 DAMN IT! HE'S CHANGED THE COMBINATION. 535 00:32:59,245 --> 00:33:01,847 THIS IS BECOMING TIRESOME, FRANK. 536 00:33:01,847 --> 00:33:03,249 I'LL DO IT AGAIN. 537 00:33:03,249 --> 00:33:05,851 I'M BEGINNING TO GET A HEADACHE. 538 00:33:05,851 --> 00:33:08,587 AAH, AAH, AHH, AAH, AAH! 539 00:33:08,587 --> 00:33:10,189 OW! JEEZ! 540 00:33:19,865 --> 00:33:21,700 WOLFGANG. 541 00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:23,001 STUPID! 542 00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:24,002 VERY STUPID! 543 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:27,373 NOW I'M GETTING A MIGRAINE! 544 00:33:27,373 --> 00:33:30,276 DO NOT WORRY, HERR THANATOS. 545 00:33:41,887 --> 00:33:43,289 IT'S EMPTY, FRANK. 546 00:33:43,289 --> 00:33:46,125 WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED? 547 00:33:46,125 --> 00:33:47,893 UH, HE--HE--HE-- 548 00:33:47,893 --> 00:33:50,296 HE MUST HAVE TAKEN IT WITH HIM. 549 00:33:50,296 --> 00:33:52,898 THIS WAS NOT MY IDEA-- YOUR PLAN, SIR. 550 00:33:52,898 --> 00:33:54,300 [ALARM RINGS] 551 00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:56,902 GREAT. NOW THE COPS ARE GOING TO BE HERE. 552 00:33:56,902 --> 00:33:58,304 YOU, WITH THE VEST, 553 00:33:58,304 --> 00:34:01,773 CAN YOU GIVE ME A LITTLE LOVE PAT RIGHT HERE? 554 00:34:01,773 --> 00:34:02,908 WITH PLEASURE. 555 00:34:02,908 --> 00:34:04,510 NO, NO, WOLFIE, IT'S O.K. 556 00:34:07,813 --> 00:34:10,182 OH, MY HEAD! 557 00:34:10,182 --> 00:34:12,518 OH, MY HEAD! 558 00:34:12,518 --> 00:34:14,520 THE PRESSURE! 559 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,122 THE PRESSURE! 560 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:22,494 AHH, AHH... 561 00:34:22,494 --> 00:34:25,063 THE PRESSURE. THE PRESSURE. 562 00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:27,533 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 563 00:34:38,944 --> 00:34:40,346 MASON, WHERE YOU GOING? 564 00:34:40,346 --> 00:34:42,114 WE WERE LOOKING FOR YOU. 565 00:34:42,114 --> 00:34:44,750 GEE. IS IT 3:00 ALREADY? 566 00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:46,652 SHUT UP, DWEEB. 567 00:34:46,652 --> 00:34:49,388 ALEX, WE MISSED YOU THIS MORNING. 568 00:34:49,388 --> 00:34:51,390 DIDN'T YOU HEAR US CALLING? 569 00:34:51,390 --> 00:34:53,559 OH, WAS THAT YOU GUYS? 570 00:34:53,559 --> 00:34:54,826 HAND IT OVER. 571 00:34:54,826 --> 00:34:57,696 I SPENT MY MONEY ON LUNCH! 572 00:34:57,696 --> 00:34:59,931 OW! 573 00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:02,968 MASON, MASON. YOU WEREN'T STRAIGHT WITH US. 574 00:35:02,968 --> 00:35:05,371 THAT'LL COST YOU 50 BUCKS. 575 00:35:05,371 --> 00:35:07,973 THEN WE CAN BE FRIENDS AGAIN. 576 00:35:07,973 --> 00:35:09,375 I HATE BULLIES. 577 00:35:09,375 --> 00:35:11,377 YOU'LL ONLY MAKE IT WORSE. 578 00:35:11,377 --> 00:35:13,579 How often does this happen? 579 00:35:13,579 --> 00:35:15,314 JUST ONCE A DAY. 580 00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:20,252 WHAT A WIMP. 581 00:35:20,252 --> 00:35:21,953 YOU SAID IT. 582 00:35:22,788 --> 00:35:26,392 DON'T SAY A WORD. HE'S VERY SENSITIVE. 583 00:35:26,392 --> 00:35:29,595 HEY, WEENIE, WANT SEAN TO KICK THEIR BUTTS? 584 00:35:29,595 --> 00:35:30,596 SHUT UP! 585 00:35:31,997 --> 00:35:34,600 SEE? I TOLD YOU HE'S SENSITIVE. 586 00:35:42,007 --> 00:35:45,010 ALEX, I SAW WHAT HAPPENED BACK THERE. 587 00:35:45,010 --> 00:35:46,412 MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS! 588 00:35:46,412 --> 00:35:49,014 I CAN SHOW YOU HOW TO DEFEND YOURSELF. 589 00:35:49,014 --> 00:35:50,416 CAN IT, MR. BABYSITTER! 590 00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:53,219 I DON'T WANT YOUR STUPID HELP! 591 00:36:05,030 --> 00:36:07,433 FRANK... 592 00:36:07,433 --> 00:36:10,636 I'M GLAD YOU'RE OUT OF THE HOSPITAL. 593 00:36:10,636 --> 00:36:11,437 [MUMBLING] 594 00:36:11,437 --> 00:36:13,038 SO, WHO WERE THEY? 595 00:36:13,038 --> 00:36:14,440 [MUMBLING] 596 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:17,643 DID YOU GET A LOOK AT THEM? 597 00:36:17,643 --> 00:36:18,644 [MUMBLING] 598 00:36:18,644 --> 00:36:19,545 DID YOU? 599 00:36:19,545 --> 00:36:20,879 OBVIOUSLY, THEY'RE AFTER THE CHIP. 600 00:36:20,879 --> 00:36:24,450 I'LL HAVE TO MOVE UP THE WASHINGTON TRIP TONIGHT. 601 00:36:24,450 --> 00:36:26,051 I'LL LEAVE TONIGHT. 602 00:36:26,051 --> 00:36:28,053 OH, WHAT? 603 00:36:28,053 --> 00:36:30,656 "I'LL... 604 00:36:30,656 --> 00:36:32,658 "MAKE... 605 00:36:32,658 --> 00:36:33,459 ARRANGEMENTS." 606 00:36:33,459 --> 00:36:35,060 OH, THANK YOU, FRANK. 607 00:36:35,060 --> 00:36:36,061 THANK YOU. 608 00:36:36,061 --> 00:36:37,095 [MOANS] 609 00:36:37,095 --> 00:36:38,497 I'M--I'M--I'M SORRY. 610 00:36:38,497 --> 00:36:42,268 I'M SORRY. I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER. 611 00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:04,556 WAIT. 612 00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:07,293 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BE SO MEAN. 613 00:37:07,293 --> 00:37:10,028 FIRST YOU HEAT THEM UP, THEN YOU COOL THEM DOWN. 614 00:37:10,028 --> 00:37:12,163 JUST WHAT ARE YOU UP TO? 615 00:37:12,163 --> 00:37:13,565 OH, NOTHING MUCH, 616 00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:16,768 JUST 50 GALLONS OF FD&C RED DYE NUMBER 2. 617 00:37:16,768 --> 00:37:19,738 OH, ALEX, NOT THE PIT OF BLOOD. 618 00:37:19,738 --> 00:37:21,973 NATURALLY. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 619 00:37:21,973 --> 00:37:25,176 IT'S JUST MAYBE WE'VE DONE ENOUGH, THAT'S ALL. 620 00:37:25,176 --> 00:37:27,779 AND HE'S REALLY NOT THAT BAD. 621 00:37:27,779 --> 00:37:29,180 ALL NANNIES ARE BAD. 622 00:37:29,180 --> 00:37:31,317 IT'S IN THE JOB DESCRIPTION. 623 00:37:31,317 --> 00:37:33,285 HE'S NOT A NANNY. 624 00:37:33,285 --> 00:37:36,187 LOOK, I'LL MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU. 625 00:37:36,187 --> 00:37:38,189 IF HE SURVIVES THE PIT OF BLOOD, 626 00:37:38,189 --> 00:37:39,791 I'LL CALL A TRUCE. 627 00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:41,660 WELL...PROMISE? 628 00:37:41,660 --> 00:37:43,795 PROMISE. BUT I'LL NEED YOUR HELP. 629 00:37:43,795 --> 00:37:44,796 DEAL? 630 00:37:45,797 --> 00:37:46,998 COME ON. 631 00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:49,601 LET'S THROW THE COMPOST HEAP IN THIS TIME. 632 00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:51,337 I'LL GET THE SEAWEED. 633 00:38:06,818 --> 00:38:08,219 OHH! 634 00:38:08,219 --> 00:38:09,621 WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR? 635 00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:11,623 FOR MAKING A MESS, PORKY! 636 00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:13,759 YOU COULD'VE JUST ASKED ME TO CLEAN IT UP. 637 00:38:13,759 --> 00:38:16,462 SURE, BUT WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT? 638 00:38:18,096 --> 00:38:20,031 [KATE] HELP, SEAN! HELP ME! 639 00:38:20,031 --> 00:38:21,299 IGNORE IT. 640 00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:24,370 I WOULDN'T LIFT A FINGER TO HELP THOSE BRATS. 641 00:38:24,370 --> 00:38:26,838 [KATE] HELP, SEAN! I CAN'T SWIM! 642 00:38:26,838 --> 00:38:28,940 OH, MY GOD! 643 00:38:28,940 --> 00:38:31,777 SUCKER. 644 00:38:31,777 --> 00:38:32,778 I'M COMING! 645 00:38:32,778 --> 00:38:33,812 HOLD ON! 646 00:38:36,715 --> 00:38:40,151 OH, NO, YOU DON'T! YOU LITTLE BAST-- 647 00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:41,520 ONE BOLT LESS, 648 00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:44,155 AND I'D HAVE MISCALCULATED HIS INERTIAL TORQUE. 649 00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:45,891 BUT GENIUS PREVAILED. 650 00:38:49,060 --> 00:38:53,331 NOW ALL HE NEEDS IS TWO HORNS, A PITCHFORK, AND A TAIL. 651 00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:54,833 THAT... 652 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,702 IS...IT! 653 00:38:56,702 --> 00:38:58,003 AAH! 654 00:38:58,003 --> 00:38:59,004 SEE YA. 655 00:39:00,472 --> 00:39:02,674 THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT! 656 00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:05,276 FROM NOW ON, YOU'RE GOING TO ACT RIGHT, 657 00:39:05,276 --> 00:39:08,146 'CAUSE I AIN'T LEAVING! 658 00:39:08,146 --> 00:39:09,280 TOLD YOU SO. 659 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,016 SHUT UP! I DON'T CARE FOR YOUR TONE! 660 00:39:11,016 --> 00:39:12,050 SIT DOWN! 661 00:39:13,284 --> 00:39:15,887 YOU--YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO BALLISTIC! 662 00:39:15,887 --> 00:39:17,288 YES, I DO! 663 00:39:17,288 --> 00:39:19,290 NO MORE GAMES OR TRICKS! 664 00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:23,061 YOU'LL SIT TILL I TELL YOU TO GET UP! 665 00:39:24,295 --> 00:39:25,531 SIT DOWN! 666 00:39:28,299 --> 00:39:29,568 [SPROING] OHH! 667 00:39:29,568 --> 00:39:30,769 OOPS. TRIP WIRE. 668 00:39:30,769 --> 00:39:32,203 AAH! 669 00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:33,839 AND THE FLOUR. 670 00:39:35,306 --> 00:39:36,908 I MEAN IT! 671 00:39:45,316 --> 00:39:46,918 NIGHT, HARRY. 672 00:39:57,863 --> 00:40:00,732 ARE YOU O.K.? WHAT HAPPENED? 673 00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:02,233 NOTHING I COULDN'T HANDLE. 674 00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:04,335 I SEE. 675 00:40:04,335 --> 00:40:06,337 ANYWAY, I'M GLAD YOU'RE STILL HERE, 676 00:40:06,337 --> 00:40:07,939 ESPECIALLY AFTER OUR TALK LAST NIGHT. 677 00:40:07,939 --> 00:40:09,875 I'M DOING MY JOB. 678 00:40:09,875 --> 00:40:12,744 GOOD. THERE WAS A BREAK-IN AT THE PLANT. 679 00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:17,616 I WANT TO DOUBLE SECURITY FOR 48 HOURS WHILE I'M OUT OF TOWN. 680 00:40:17,616 --> 00:40:19,350 O.K. I'LL CALL MY BOSS. 681 00:40:19,350 --> 00:40:20,952 FINE. WHERE ARE THE KIDS? 682 00:40:34,099 --> 00:40:36,535 HI, ALEX. HI, KATE. 683 00:40:36,535 --> 00:40:40,005 WE'RE BEING PUNISHED. 684 00:40:40,005 --> 00:40:41,973 I CAN SEE THAT. 685 00:40:43,975 --> 00:40:45,376 WHAT DID YOU DO? 686 00:40:45,376 --> 00:40:46,778 I GOT MAD. 687 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:49,781 WELL, I MEAN, IT'S ALL RIGHT IF THEY HATE YOU 688 00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:51,783 BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT THEIR FATHER. 689 00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:53,985 AS LONG AS YOU'RE FAIR, THEY'LL RESPECT YOU. 690 00:40:53,985 --> 00:40:56,988 I KNOW MY KIDS. THEY DON'T RESPECT ANYBODY. 691 00:40:57,789 --> 00:40:59,725 O.K., YOU CAN GET UP. 692 00:40:59,725 --> 00:41:01,326 OH, THANK YOU, SIR. 693 00:41:01,326 --> 00:41:03,595 THANK YOU, SIR. 694 00:41:05,997 --> 00:41:07,999 I GUESS I WAS WRONG. 695 00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:16,007 OH, YES, THANK YOU, SIR. 696 00:41:16,007 --> 00:41:17,008 YOUR IMMENSENESS. 697 00:41:17,008 --> 00:41:20,579 MR. SEAN ARMSTRONG, SIR, KING AMONG MEN. 698 00:41:20,579 --> 00:41:22,113 GOD AMONG MORTALS. 699 00:41:22,113 --> 00:41:24,015 CRéME DE LA CRéME. 700 00:41:24,916 --> 00:41:28,453 WHAT? SO YOU COULDN'T HANDLE IT BY YOURSELF, HUH? 701 00:41:28,453 --> 00:41:29,454 GET OFF! 702 00:41:29,454 --> 00:41:30,856 GIVE...ME... THE PHONE! 703 00:41:30,856 --> 00:41:32,457 WHAT? NOTHING, NOTHING. 704 00:41:32,457 --> 00:41:33,458 COME ON! 705 00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:34,960 NEVER FELT BETTER. 706 00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:38,363 JUST A LITTLE INTERFERENCE ON THE LINE. 707 00:41:38,363 --> 00:41:39,765 SEE YOU TOMORROW. 708 00:41:39,765 --> 00:41:42,901 GET OUT OF HERE! TAKE IT! TAKE IT! 709 00:41:45,904 --> 00:41:48,506 * EVERYBODY SAY BAD, BAD, BAD * 710 00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:50,709 * IS HOW YOU GOTTA BE * 711 00:41:50,709 --> 00:41:53,044 * TO FACE THIS CRAZY, MIXED-UP WORLD LIKE * 712 00:41:53,044 --> 00:41:54,846 * YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE... * 713 00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:57,549 ARE YOU GOING TO BE IN HERE LONG? 714 00:41:57,549 --> 00:42:00,051 YEP. PLENTY OF ROOM FOR TWO. 715 00:42:04,255 --> 00:42:05,824 * DON'T HAVE TO BE RUDE * 716 00:42:05,824 --> 00:42:07,593 * DON'T HAVE TO BE CRUDE * 717 00:42:07,593 --> 00:42:09,661 * ALL YOU REALLY GOT TO HAVE * 718 00:42:09,661 --> 00:42:11,262 * IS ATTITUDE, ATTITUDE... * 719 00:42:11,262 --> 00:42:12,664 YOU KNOW, UH, 720 00:42:12,664 --> 00:42:14,600 MOST PEOPLE LIFT THE WEIGHTS. 721 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,367 I KNEW THAT. 722 00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:17,636 YEAH. 723 00:42:17,636 --> 00:42:20,138 LOOK, IF YOU'RE GETTING READY FOR A FIGHT, 724 00:42:20,138 --> 00:42:22,574 ALL YOU NEED IS ATTITUDE, NOT MUSCLES. 725 00:42:22,574 --> 00:42:24,743 THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY 726 00:42:24,743 --> 00:42:26,878 WHEN YOU'RE THE SIZE OF A REDWOOD. 727 00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:29,480 HEY, I WAS A BIG KID, 728 00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:31,750 BUT I GOT WHUPPED EVERY DAY. 729 00:42:31,750 --> 00:42:35,621 MY OLD MAN NEVER TAUGHT ME TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. 730 00:42:35,621 --> 00:42:39,224 HOW'D YOU GET THEM TO STOP BEATING ON YOU? 731 00:42:39,224 --> 00:42:40,358 I GRADUATED. 732 00:42:40,358 --> 00:42:41,760 OH. 733 00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,529 THEN THIS LITTLE GUY BURT TAUGHT ME ATTITUDE. 734 00:42:44,529 --> 00:42:46,965 AND THE REST IS HISTORY. 735 00:42:51,369 --> 00:42:53,371 O.K. TEACH ME. 736 00:42:53,371 --> 00:42:54,873 PLEASE. 737 00:42:57,976 --> 00:42:59,778 FEET APART. 738 00:42:59,778 --> 00:43:01,379 WEIGHT FORWARD. 739 00:43:01,379 --> 00:43:03,649 NO. TRY AGAIN. YOU'RE TOO TIGHT. 740 00:43:03,649 --> 00:43:05,583 REMEMBER-- LOOSE, BUT READY. 741 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:07,385 O.K. LOOSE, BUT READY. 742 00:43:07,385 --> 00:43:08,586 GOT IT. 743 00:43:10,388 --> 00:43:12,057 ATTABOY. 744 00:43:12,057 --> 00:43:13,792 NO. SOMEBODY SWINGS, YOU'RE DEAD. 745 00:43:13,792 --> 00:43:15,794 DROP YOUR HANDS BY YOUR SIDE, 746 00:43:15,794 --> 00:43:17,763 RELAX YOUR SHOULDERS. 747 00:43:18,797 --> 00:43:20,832 I JUST FEEL A LITTLE AWKWARD. 748 00:43:20,832 --> 00:43:23,401 I KNOW, BUT NOBODY ELSE WILL. 749 00:43:23,401 --> 00:43:25,003 REMEMBER... 750 00:43:25,003 --> 00:43:26,004 YOU'RE BAD! 751 00:43:27,005 --> 00:43:28,006 I'M BAD. 752 00:43:28,006 --> 00:43:29,007 YEAH. 753 00:43:29,007 --> 00:43:29,808 I'M BAD! 754 00:43:29,808 --> 00:43:31,442 I'M SUPER BAD! 755 00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:32,443 I'M BADACIOUS! 756 00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:33,444 ALL RIGHT! 757 00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:34,445 YEAH! 758 00:43:34,445 --> 00:43:35,446 BAD! 759 00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:36,815 * ATTITUDE, DUDE ** 760 00:43:36,815 --> 00:43:39,785 WAIT A MINUTE. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 761 00:43:40,652 --> 00:43:42,988 * IN MY BED * 762 00:43:42,988 --> 00:43:46,391 * ABOUT TO SLEEP * 763 00:43:46,391 --> 00:43:48,694 * I HAD A DREAM... * 764 00:43:48,694 --> 00:43:51,029 [SOBBING] 765 00:43:53,198 --> 00:43:59,404 * SOME KIDS DREAM OF FORTUNE AND FAME * 766 00:43:59,404 --> 00:44:01,639 * SOME KIDS DREAM... ** 767 00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:02,874 DADDY? 768 00:44:03,842 --> 00:44:05,643 IT'S JUST ME. 769 00:44:07,545 --> 00:44:09,715 I CAN'T SLEEP. 770 00:44:09,715 --> 00:44:11,983 DO WHATEVER YOU DID LAST NIGHT. 771 00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:14,185 I COULDN'T SLEEP THEN, EITHER. 772 00:44:19,457 --> 00:44:22,060 YOU MUST HAVE SLEPT SOMETIME. 773 00:44:22,060 --> 00:44:24,062 YEAH. 774 00:44:24,062 --> 00:44:25,463 SURE. 775 00:44:25,463 --> 00:44:27,866 WHEN MY MOMMY WAS HERE... 776 00:44:27,866 --> 00:44:30,535 BEFORE SHE WENT TO HEAVEN. 777 00:44:30,535 --> 00:44:32,070 OH. 778 00:44:39,477 --> 00:44:41,880 YOU KNOW... 779 00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:45,283 I LOST MY DAD WHEN I WAS A KID. 780 00:44:45,283 --> 00:44:48,353 BUT I DON'T THINK HE WENT TO HEAVEN. 781 00:44:48,353 --> 00:44:50,956 YOU MEAN HE WENT TO... 782 00:44:54,492 --> 00:44:55,827 OH. 783 00:44:57,495 --> 00:44:59,898 MOMMY USED TO SING ME A SONG. 784 00:44:59,898 --> 00:45:02,067 COULD YOU SING IT TO ME? 785 00:45:02,067 --> 00:45:05,536 I DON'T KNOW THOSE KIND OF SONGS. 786 00:45:05,536 --> 00:45:07,773 I COULD TEACH IT TO YOU. 787 00:45:07,773 --> 00:45:10,675 * SPEED, BONNIE BOAT * 788 00:45:10,675 --> 00:45:13,979 * LIKE A BIRD ON THE WING * 789 00:45:13,979 --> 00:45:19,918 * "ONWARD," THE SAILORS CRY * 790 00:45:19,918 --> 00:45:23,088 * CARRY THE LAD * 791 00:45:23,088 --> 00:45:26,925 * WHO WAS BORN TO BE KING * [SNORING] 792 00:45:26,925 --> 00:45:32,130 * OVER THE SEA TO SKYE ** 793 00:45:32,764 --> 00:45:34,132 HEY, WAKE UP! 794 00:45:34,132 --> 00:45:35,733 I'M AWAKE. 795 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,735 THEN SING. 796 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:39,537 I GOT A TERRIBLE VOICE. 797 00:45:39,537 --> 00:45:41,840 SING! 798 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:43,141 ALL RIGHT. 799 00:45:43,141 --> 00:45:46,344 BUT I GOT TO SING MY OWN SONG. 800 00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:50,481 * TWINKLE, TWINKLE * 801 00:45:50,481 --> 00:45:52,050 * LITTLE STAR * 802 00:45:52,050 --> 00:45:54,886 * HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE * 803 00:45:54,886 --> 00:45:58,323 * UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGH * 804 00:45:58,323 --> 00:46:01,492 * LIKE A DIAMOND IN THE SKY * 805 00:46:01,492 --> 00:46:03,028 * TWINKLE, TWINKLE * 806 00:46:03,028 --> 00:46:05,696 * LITTLE STAR * 807 00:46:05,696 --> 00:46:08,900 * HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE * 808 00:46:08,900 --> 00:46:13,805 [DOORBELL CHIMES] * UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGH... ** 809 00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:21,379 FRANK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 810 00:46:21,379 --> 00:46:22,380 [MUMBLING] 811 00:46:24,515 --> 00:46:25,616 "EXTRA SECURITY." 812 00:46:25,616 --> 00:46:28,786 GOOD, GOOD. IS HARRY IN THE LIMO? 813 00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:30,788 [MUMBLING] 814 00:46:30,788 --> 00:46:32,790 "HARRY IS SICK." 815 00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:34,192 YOU KNOW, THAT'S ODD. 816 00:46:34,192 --> 00:46:36,794 USUALLY, HARRY CALLS ME HIMSELF. 817 00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:38,196 [MUMBLING] 818 00:46:38,196 --> 00:46:41,199 OH, YOUR ANTICIPATION IS IMPRESSIVE. 819 00:46:41,199 --> 00:46:44,402 "BLEW HIS LUNCH IN THE GARAGE." 820 00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:48,006 O.K. I'LL GET MY BAGS. 821 00:46:49,174 --> 00:46:51,009 [HUMMING] 822 00:46:55,813 --> 00:46:57,415 It worked. 823 00:46:57,415 --> 00:46:59,417 YOU HAVE TO KISS DOLLY. 824 00:46:59,417 --> 00:47:01,219 I DON'T KISS DOLLIES. 825 00:47:01,219 --> 00:47:04,022 YOU'RE GOING TO WAKE ME UP! 826 00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:08,894 DON'T TELL ANYBODY I DID THAT. 827 00:47:08,894 --> 00:47:13,331 DOLLY LIKES YOU. WOULD YOU TAKE CARE OF HER FOR THE NIGHT? 828 00:47:13,331 --> 00:47:14,332 NO WAY. 829 00:47:14,332 --> 00:47:15,833 WHAT? 830 00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:17,435 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 831 00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:22,073 * EVERY NIGHT * 832 00:47:22,073 --> 00:47:25,944 * AS I LAY HERE SLEEPING * 833 00:47:25,944 --> 00:47:33,051 * DREAM DAD ** 834 00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:39,190 SEAN. 835 00:47:40,091 --> 00:47:43,061 UH...LET ME SEE THE DOLL. 836 00:47:44,862 --> 00:47:47,465 WHAT, YOU WANT TO KISS HER, TOO? 837 00:47:47,465 --> 00:47:48,466 WHAT? 838 00:47:48,466 --> 00:47:50,468 OH, YOU MEAN FOR KATE. 839 00:47:50,468 --> 00:47:52,170 IT SURE WASN'T FOR ME. 840 00:47:52,170 --> 00:47:55,240 SEAN, I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO SAY GOODBYE, 841 00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:57,875 SO COULD YOU TELL THE CHILDREN I LOVE THEM? 842 00:47:57,875 --> 00:48:00,478 WHY DON'T YOU TELL THEM? 843 00:48:00,478 --> 00:48:01,846 YOU MEAN RIGHT NOW? 844 00:48:01,846 --> 00:48:03,881 YOU GOT SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT TO DO? 845 00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:07,085 YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT, I-- 846 00:48:09,487 --> 00:48:10,888 NO, I DON'T. 847 00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:12,190 GOOD. BUT DON'T FORGET, 848 00:48:12,190 --> 00:48:14,292 THIS MAY BE WHERE IT STARTS, 849 00:48:14,292 --> 00:48:16,394 BUT IT AIN'T WHERE IT ENDS. 850 00:48:36,381 --> 00:48:37,515 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 851 00:48:37,515 --> 00:48:38,349 [DOOR OPENS] 852 00:48:38,349 --> 00:48:40,918 SEAN, I WAS THINKING WE COULD-- 853 00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:42,520 OH, HI, DAD. 854 00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:44,322 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 855 00:48:44,322 --> 00:48:47,758 I'M SAYING GOOD NIGHT. IS THAT SO SURPRISING? 856 00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:50,328 WELL, FRANKLY, YES. 857 00:48:54,332 --> 00:48:59,137 GEE, MY OLD WORKPLACE LOOKS GREAT WITH YOUR INVENTIONS ON IT. 858 00:49:01,139 --> 00:49:04,142 YOU KNOW, I REALLY MISS IT. 859 00:49:13,351 --> 00:49:15,353 I CAN'T MAKE UP FOR THE PAST, 860 00:49:15,353 --> 00:49:18,956 BUT I'M GOING TO CHANGE, ALEX. I PROMISE. 861 00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:20,358 I CAN HELP 862 00:49:20,358 --> 00:49:23,961 IF YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME ONCE IN A WHILE. 863 00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:25,163 O.K.? 864 00:49:26,964 --> 00:49:29,967 I LOVE YOU, ALEX. 865 00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:32,170 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 866 00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:39,177 MR. MASON? 867 00:49:39,977 --> 00:49:41,379 SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, 868 00:49:41,379 --> 00:49:44,982 BUT I'M SUPPOSED TO TAKE CARE OF DOLLY TONIGHT. 869 00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:47,985 WELL, TAKE VERY GOOD CARE OF HER. 870 00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:48,986 YOU BET. 871 00:49:48,986 --> 00:49:49,987 YEAH. 872 00:49:49,987 --> 00:49:52,590 SEAN... 873 00:49:52,590 --> 00:49:54,325 THANKS FOR EVERYTHING. 874 00:50:00,598 --> 00:50:01,599 KATIE? 875 00:50:09,607 --> 00:50:11,008 I LOVE YOU, KATIE. 876 00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:12,610 AGAIN. 877 00:50:16,514 --> 00:50:18,015 I LOVE YOU, KATIE. 878 00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:21,886 I'VE NEVER STOPPED LOVING YOU. 879 00:50:21,886 --> 00:50:23,621 I LOVE YOU, DADDY. 880 00:50:40,071 --> 00:50:43,274 HE MISSED THE TURN TO THE AIRPORT. DRIVER! 881 00:50:45,009 --> 00:50:48,246 SIT BACK. ENJOY THE RIDE. 882 00:50:48,246 --> 00:50:51,816 HERR THANATOS HAS PLANNED A FULL EVENING FOR YOU. 883 00:50:51,816 --> 00:50:56,087 THANATOS? IS--IS THAT THE SICKO WHO'S BEEN-- 884 00:50:56,887 --> 00:50:58,189 OH, GOD. 885 00:50:58,189 --> 00:51:01,626 OH, FRANK! FRANK! DON'T JUST SIT THERE. FRANK! 886 00:51:01,626 --> 00:51:02,627 FRANK! 887 00:51:02,627 --> 00:51:05,230 [MUMBLING] 888 00:51:06,431 --> 00:51:08,633 "I WORK FOR MR. THANATOS." 889 00:51:08,633 --> 00:51:10,635 HOW COULD YOU DO THAT? 890 00:51:13,571 --> 00:51:15,240 MONEY? YOU FOOL! 891 00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:20,245 HE'LL GET RID OF YOU THE MOMENT YOU'VE OUTLIVED YOUR USEFULNESS! 892 00:51:22,647 --> 00:51:23,648 "HA!" 893 00:51:23,648 --> 00:51:24,782 [MUMBLING] 894 00:51:27,518 --> 00:51:29,720 AAH! 895 00:51:33,758 --> 00:51:35,493 [POUNDING ON DOOR] 896 00:51:35,493 --> 00:51:38,996 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I'M COMING. 897 00:51:38,996 --> 00:51:40,731 [POUNDING LOUDER] 898 00:51:40,731 --> 00:51:42,733 I SAID I WAS COMING. 899 00:51:42,733 --> 00:51:44,502 [POUNDING] 900 00:51:45,503 --> 00:51:46,504 OH! 901 00:51:46,504 --> 00:51:48,105 MAMA! 902 00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:51,108 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT CANE UP YOUR NOSE? 903 00:51:51,108 --> 00:51:52,109 SEAN! 904 00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:53,278 HEY, BURT. 905 00:51:53,278 --> 00:51:56,113 HEY, GREAT TO SEE YOU, TOO, OLD BUDDY. 906 00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:59,284 HEY, GIVE ME 20 BUCKS FOR THE CABBIE, QUICK. 907 00:52:00,084 --> 00:52:01,152 HEY. 908 00:52:01,152 --> 00:52:03,020 KEEP THE CHANGE. 909 00:52:03,020 --> 00:52:06,257 GEE...A WHOLE QUARTER. 910 00:52:06,257 --> 00:52:07,258 A QUARTER! 911 00:52:07,258 --> 00:52:08,859 GIVE ME THAT. 912 00:52:08,859 --> 00:52:10,528 THIS AIN'T CHRISTMAS. 913 00:52:11,362 --> 00:52:13,964 HA HA! SO, WHO'S THE BABE? 914 00:52:13,964 --> 00:52:15,766 CORINNE, MEET MY PAL BURT. 915 00:52:15,766 --> 00:52:19,103 OOH, THE DYNAMIC DUO-- WIMPY AND GIMPY. 916 00:52:19,103 --> 00:52:21,672 SHE'S IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY. 917 00:52:23,107 --> 00:52:24,509 WHO'S THIS? 918 00:52:24,509 --> 00:52:26,977 ALEX, KATE. BURT WILSON. 919 00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:28,646 AH, THE BRATS. 920 00:52:28,646 --> 00:52:31,482 YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR A BODYGUARD. 921 00:52:31,482 --> 00:52:33,784 YOU'RE TOO LITTLE TO HAVE SUCH A BIG MOUTH. 922 00:52:33,784 --> 00:52:37,388 I HOPE YOU'RE GIVING US A GOLDEN-AGE DISCOUNT, GRAMPS. 923 00:52:37,388 --> 00:52:39,123 KIDS, SHOW SOME RESPECT. 924 00:52:39,123 --> 00:52:40,525 BURT SAVED MY LIFE. 925 00:52:40,525 --> 00:52:43,261 THAT'S RIGHT. TOOK A BULLET RIGHT HERE 926 00:52:43,261 --> 00:52:45,095 FOR THIS GUY, NICKED AN ARTERY. 927 00:52:45,095 --> 00:52:47,532 YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE BLOOD PUMPING OUT. 928 00:52:47,532 --> 00:52:50,067 KAPLOOM! KAPLOOM! KAPLOOM! NEARLY HIT THE CEILING. 929 00:52:50,067 --> 00:52:51,802 EWW!COOL! 930 00:52:51,802 --> 00:52:55,005 A LONG TIME AGO, THIS CREEP NAMED TOMMY THANATOS, 931 00:52:55,005 --> 00:52:57,408 HE TRIED TO GET ME AND BURT 932 00:52:57,408 --> 00:53:00,144 TO RIG A PRESTIGIOUS SPORTING EVENT. 933 00:53:00,144 --> 00:53:01,379 THE WORLD SERIES? 934 00:53:01,379 --> 00:53:04,549 CLOSE. ANYWAY, ME AND BURT REFUSED. 935 00:53:04,549 --> 00:53:07,151 THANATOS LOST A LOT OF MONEY. 936 00:53:07,151 --> 00:53:08,553 AND THEN AFTER THE EVENT... 937 00:53:08,553 --> 00:53:10,555 AHH. NICE MATCH, CHAMP. 938 00:53:10,555 --> 00:53:14,559 NOW WE CAN PAY THE HOTEL AND GET YOUR CLOTHES BACK. 939 00:53:14,559 --> 00:53:17,428 YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO TAKE THE GLOW OFF WINNING. 940 00:53:17,428 --> 00:53:21,932 I ORDERED YOU TO THROW THAT MATCH. 941 00:53:21,932 --> 00:53:23,768 YOU'VE COST ME MONEY. 942 00:53:23,768 --> 00:53:24,969 BIG MONEY! 943 00:53:24,969 --> 00:53:26,437 BIGGER THAN YOUR HAIR? 944 00:53:26,437 --> 00:53:28,038 WE DON'T THROW MATCHES. 945 00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:29,073 THAT'S RIGHT. 946 00:53:29,073 --> 00:53:30,841 IF YOU WAS SOAKED IN GASOLINE, 947 00:53:30,841 --> 00:53:33,511 WE MIGHT THROW MATCHES-- THE FLAMING KIND. 948 00:53:33,511 --> 00:53:35,580 WITH THAT FURBALL ON YOUR HEAD, 949 00:53:35,580 --> 00:53:37,782 YOU'D MAKE ONE HELL OF A TORCH. 950 00:53:37,782 --> 00:53:39,784 FIRST YOU DEFY ME, 951 00:53:39,784 --> 00:53:42,787 THEN YOU MOCK MY HAIR? 952 00:53:42,787 --> 00:53:44,789 YOU'RE DEAD! 953 00:53:46,324 --> 00:53:48,025 LOOK OUT! 954 00:53:48,025 --> 00:53:50,361 AAH! 955 00:53:53,063 --> 00:53:54,265 GET HIM! 956 00:53:56,934 --> 00:53:58,869 GET OUT OF MY WAY! 957 00:53:58,869 --> 00:53:59,937 OHH! STOP! 958 00:53:59,937 --> 00:54:00,938 HE'S MINE! 959 00:54:15,019 --> 00:54:17,988 I'LL CUT YOU DOWN TO SIZE! 960 00:54:21,091 --> 00:54:25,630 WHAAA! 961 00:54:25,630 --> 00:54:28,032 [SEAN] MUST HAVE HIT HIM PRETTY HARD. 962 00:54:28,032 --> 00:54:31,235 HE LANDED HEADFIRST IN THE HOTEL SWIMMING POOL NEXT DOOR. 963 00:54:31,235 --> 00:54:32,970 MUST HAVE MADE A KILLER SPLASH. 964 00:54:32,970 --> 00:54:34,305 NO. THE POOL WAS EMPTY. 965 00:54:34,305 --> 00:54:37,642 IT WOULD'VE KILLED HIM, BUT HIS HAIR CUSHIONED THE FALL. 966 00:54:37,642 --> 00:54:42,112 AT LEAST HE GOT A METAL PLATE IN THE SLAMMER. 967 00:54:42,112 --> 00:54:45,115 WOW. YOU REALLY DID SAVE HIS LIFE. 968 00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:47,452 WHAT CAN YOU DO NOW, PAPPY? 969 00:54:47,452 --> 00:54:50,254 WHAT CAN I DO NOW? 970 00:54:50,254 --> 00:54:51,489 HA! 971 00:54:56,794 --> 00:54:58,228 HYAH! 972 00:54:58,228 --> 00:54:59,864 O.K. HE'LL DO. 973 00:55:02,667 --> 00:55:04,669 I'LL TAKE YOU TO CLASS. 974 00:55:04,669 --> 00:55:08,072 NO WAY. I WANT TO SEE ALEX GET WHUPPED. 975 00:55:08,072 --> 00:55:12,276 ALEX, DID SEAN SHARE HIS INVINCIBLE PSYCH-OUT TECHNIQUE WITH YOU? 976 00:55:12,276 --> 00:55:13,478 YEAH. 977 00:55:13,478 --> 00:55:15,079 FORGET IT. US LITTLE GUYS NEED BACKUP. 978 00:55:15,079 --> 00:55:17,948 PRIMITIVE, BUT EFFECTIVE. LIKE ME AND SEAN. 979 00:55:17,948 --> 00:55:20,250 THANKS, BUT I'M FINE. 980 00:55:20,250 --> 00:55:22,587 I KNOW. I KNOW. TOO BLOODY. 981 00:55:22,587 --> 00:55:24,589 YOU WANT SOMETHING MORE SUBTLE. BLACKJACK! 982 00:55:24,589 --> 00:55:27,692 ONE GOOD BOP. HIS BRAIN'S ALL OVER THE SIDEWALK. 983 00:55:27,692 --> 00:55:29,193 NO, REALLY. I'M FINE. 984 00:55:29,193 --> 00:55:30,995 TOO MESSY, I KNOW. O.K. 985 00:55:30,995 --> 00:55:34,365 HOW ABOUT A LITTLE MACE IN THE FACE, HUH? 986 00:55:34,365 --> 00:55:35,700 THEY'LL BE PUKING. 987 00:55:35,700 --> 00:55:36,634 NO. 988 00:55:36,634 --> 00:55:38,836 ALL RIGHT. LAST RESORT. 989 00:55:40,337 --> 00:55:42,306 CLASSIC LEAD PIPE. 990 00:55:42,306 --> 00:55:46,644 GOOD FOR ONE-ON-ONE OR AS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION. 991 00:55:46,644 --> 00:55:49,113 THANKS, BURT, BUT I'M COVERED. 992 00:55:49,113 --> 00:55:50,981 O.K. SUIT YOURSELF. 993 00:55:59,457 --> 00:56:02,326 HEY...RICHIE RICH GOT SMART. 994 00:56:02,326 --> 00:56:06,130 FIGURES WE'LL BE NICER IF WE DON'T HAVE TO CHASE HIM. 995 00:56:06,130 --> 00:56:07,532 RIGHT, ALEXANDER? WRONG! 996 00:56:07,532 --> 00:56:09,133 WHAT? YOU HEARD ME! 997 00:56:09,133 --> 00:56:10,401 NO MORE MONEY! 998 00:56:10,401 --> 00:56:13,303 I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO LEAVE YOU ALONE THEN. 999 00:56:13,303 --> 00:56:14,705 NO HARD FEELINGS. 1000 00:56:14,705 --> 00:56:17,241 GIVE ME YOUR WALLET, TWERP. 1001 00:56:17,241 --> 00:56:18,476 THAT'S NOT FAIR. 1002 00:56:18,476 --> 00:56:20,678 HE'S GOT TO DO IT ON HIS OWN. 1003 00:56:20,678 --> 00:56:22,947 DID MOMMY PUT THIS ON A STRING 1004 00:56:22,947 --> 00:56:25,650 SO ALEX WOULDN'T LOSE ANY MORE MONEY? 1005 00:56:25,650 --> 00:56:27,251 DON'T TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER! 1006 00:56:27,251 --> 00:56:28,653 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 1007 00:56:28,653 --> 00:56:30,755 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! 1008 00:56:58,583 --> 00:57:01,018 THE SIDES EVEN THIS TIME? 1009 00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:04,689 YES, SIR. 1010 00:57:09,460 --> 00:57:11,361 EXCELLENT! 1011 00:57:11,361 --> 00:57:14,098 90 SECONDS, HERR THANATOS. 1012 00:57:14,098 --> 00:57:16,934 OH, ALL RIGHT. RAISE HIM. 1013 00:57:20,605 --> 00:57:22,807 [SPUTTERING] 1014 00:57:31,682 --> 00:57:35,285 OH, I DO ENJOY A GOOD ROUND OF TORTURE 1015 00:57:35,285 --> 00:57:37,888 AS MUCH AS THE NEXT FELLOW. 1016 00:57:37,888 --> 00:57:39,624 I TRULY DO. 1017 00:57:39,624 --> 00:57:42,493 BUT TIME IS PRESSING. 1018 00:57:42,493 --> 00:57:45,295 THE CHIP, MR. MASON, I MUST HAVE IT. 1019 00:57:45,295 --> 00:57:49,033 I HAVE SPENT YEARS OF MY LIFE ON THAT PEACEFINDER. 1020 00:57:49,033 --> 00:57:52,770 I'M NOT ABOUT TO TURN IT OVER TO SOME PSYCHO! 1021 00:57:52,770 --> 00:57:56,240 OH, LET'S NOT ENGAGE IN NAME-CALLING. 1022 00:57:58,042 --> 00:58:01,646 I AM JUST A BUSINESSMAN... LIKE YOU. 1023 00:58:01,646 --> 00:58:04,248 MY WORK IS MY LIFE. 1024 00:58:05,249 --> 00:58:06,651 OF COURSE... 1025 00:58:06,651 --> 00:58:09,554 SOME DAYS ARE MORE SATISFYING THAN OTHERS. 1026 00:58:12,256 --> 00:58:14,058 LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE. 1027 00:58:14,058 --> 00:58:16,861 EVERYONE HAS A PRICE. NAME YOURS. 1028 00:58:16,861 --> 00:58:18,195 FORGET IT! 1029 00:58:18,195 --> 00:58:21,065 OH, MY MISTAKE. 1030 00:58:21,065 --> 00:58:23,668 I THOUGHT YOU WERE A REASONABLE MAN. 1031 00:58:23,668 --> 00:58:26,070 BUT NO, YOU WON'T EVEN NEGOTIATE. 1032 00:58:26,070 --> 00:58:29,273 SO I'LL NAME YOUR PRICE. 1033 00:58:29,273 --> 00:58:31,909 ALEX JR. AND KATE. 1034 00:58:31,909 --> 00:58:36,180 YOU PIG! YOU PIG! YOU PIG! 1035 00:58:36,180 --> 00:58:37,582 JUDGING BY YOUR RESPONSE, 1036 00:58:37,582 --> 00:58:40,885 I SHOULD'VE DONE THIS A LONG TIME AGO. 1037 00:58:49,694 --> 00:58:52,897 DO YOU WANT ONE LUMP OR TWO? 1038 00:58:53,698 --> 00:58:56,300 THERE'S NOTHING IN THERE. 1039 00:58:56,300 --> 00:58:58,903 IT'S CALLED PRETEND. 1040 00:58:59,704 --> 00:59:02,306 WELL, THEN, I'LL TAKE TWO. 1041 00:59:09,714 --> 00:59:11,649 NOW YOU'VE SPILLED IT. 1042 00:59:11,649 --> 00:59:13,317 I'M REALLY SORRY. 1043 00:59:13,317 --> 00:59:15,653 I'M NOTHING BUT A BIG KLUTZ. 1044 00:59:15,653 --> 00:59:18,455 ALWAYS HAVE BEEN. 1045 00:59:18,455 --> 00:59:21,525 ALL THE OTHER KIDS MADE FUN OF ME. 1046 00:59:21,525 --> 00:59:24,061 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE THAT WAY. 1047 00:59:24,061 --> 00:59:25,395 I COULD TEACH YOU. 1048 00:59:25,395 --> 00:59:26,396 REALLY? 1049 00:59:26,396 --> 00:59:27,531 SURE. 1050 00:59:27,531 --> 00:59:30,635 BUT YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHING I SAY. 1051 00:59:32,102 --> 00:59:36,240 TRY AGAIN. THUMB AND FOREFINGER. 1052 00:59:42,179 --> 00:59:45,015 AND GET THAT PINKIE UP! 1053 00:59:46,216 --> 00:59:49,353 WELL! MMM! 1054 00:59:49,353 --> 00:59:51,355 HA HA HA! 1055 00:59:51,355 --> 00:59:53,357 HEY, HEY. 1056 00:59:53,357 --> 00:59:54,759 A LITTLE OF THIS. 1057 00:59:54,759 --> 00:59:57,027 THAT IS AN INSULT TO THE CHEF. 1058 00:59:57,027 --> 00:59:59,764 MAYBE THE CHEF NEEDS A LITTLE SPICE. 1059 00:59:59,764 --> 01:00:03,067 MAYBE YOU'D LIKE A KETCHUP BOTTLE DOWN YOUR THROAT. 1060 01:00:03,067 --> 01:00:06,336 THE SEXUAL ENERGY IS SO THICK IN HERE, 1061 01:00:06,336 --> 01:00:09,139 I COULD CUT IT WITH A KNIFE. 1062 01:00:09,139 --> 01:00:12,242 MAYBE I'M TOO YOUNG FOR THIS CONVERSATION. 1063 01:00:12,242 --> 01:00:13,678 THAT'S A SMART BOY. 1064 01:00:13,678 --> 01:00:16,613 REMINDS ME OF ME WHEN I WAS A KID. 1065 01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:19,750 EXCEPT HE'S SMART, RICH, AND GOOD-LOOKING. 1066 01:00:19,750 --> 01:00:22,586 TRUE. BUT I STILL GOT TIME. HUH? 1067 01:00:22,586 --> 01:00:25,455 MM-HMM. 1068 01:00:25,455 --> 01:00:27,391 NO PONYTAILS. 1069 01:00:27,391 --> 01:00:29,393 JUST TRUST ME ON THIS. 1070 01:00:34,932 --> 01:00:38,202 YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE FLAMES SHOOT OUT OF THAT SUCKER. 1071 01:00:38,202 --> 01:00:41,806 AND I USED TO THINK ALL YOU EINSTEINS WERE WEENIES. 1072 01:00:41,806 --> 01:00:43,407 IT'S FAIRLY BASIC. 1073 01:00:43,407 --> 01:00:44,809 WHOA! WHAT HAVE WE HERE? 1074 01:00:44,809 --> 01:00:48,212 AN ELECTRIFIED TOILET SEAT. SHEER BRILLIANCE. 1075 01:00:48,212 --> 01:00:50,214 IT'S NOTHING. REALLY. 1076 01:00:50,214 --> 01:00:54,218 BUT IT DOES COMPLEMENT THE POISON IVY TOILET PAPER. 1077 01:00:54,218 --> 01:00:58,222 OH, HO HO. AND YOU SAY YOU AREN'T A GENIUS? 1078 01:00:58,222 --> 01:00:59,890 HA HA HA. 1079 01:01:07,832 --> 01:01:10,300 WHY DON'T YOU GUYS CARRY GUNS? 1080 01:01:10,300 --> 01:01:11,702 I LOST MY LICENSE. 1081 01:01:11,702 --> 01:01:13,704 CAN'T YOU GET IT BACK? 1082 01:01:13,704 --> 01:01:16,306 ONCE YOU SHOOT THE EXAMINER IN THE FOOT, 1083 01:01:16,306 --> 01:01:17,708 IT GETS A LOT TOUGHER. 1084 01:01:17,708 --> 01:01:20,310 ANY TWO-BIT WEENIE CAN CARRY A GUN. 1085 01:01:20,310 --> 01:01:21,712 THAT DON'T MAKE YOU TOUGH. 1086 01:01:21,712 --> 01:01:24,514 TOUGH IS TAKING ON A FIGHT YOU CAN'T WIN. 1087 01:01:24,514 --> 01:01:28,118 TOUGH IS GETTING KICKED IN THE HEAD AND ASKING FOR MORE. 1088 01:01:28,118 --> 01:01:31,722 TOUGH IS A 300-POUND MAN IN TIGHTS. 1089 01:01:31,722 --> 01:01:34,058 [NUTCRACKER SUITE PLAYS] 1090 01:01:36,861 --> 01:01:39,363 KEEP THE BACK STRAIGHT. 1091 01:01:39,363 --> 01:01:41,799 MAKE THE ARMS A BOW. 1092 01:01:44,468 --> 01:01:45,803 NOW BEND. 1093 01:01:49,473 --> 01:01:51,208 BURT. 1094 01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:52,609 LOVELY TO SEE YOU. 1095 01:01:52,609 --> 01:01:54,478 YOU LOOK POSITIVELY EFFERVESCENT. 1096 01:01:54,478 --> 01:01:56,613 MAY I OFFER YOU TEA? 1097 01:01:56,613 --> 01:01:58,582 PERHAPS A WATERCRESS SANDWICH? 1098 01:01:58,582 --> 01:01:59,750 KNOCK IT OFF! 1099 01:01:59,750 --> 01:02:01,551 GET OUT OF THAT THING! 1100 01:02:01,551 --> 01:02:03,888 OH! YOU MEAN MY LEOTARD? 1101 01:02:03,888 --> 01:02:06,523 AH...THE BALLET. 1102 01:02:06,523 --> 01:02:08,458 IT ENHANCES GRACE. 1103 01:02:08,458 --> 01:02:09,726 I'M A CHANGED MAN. 1104 01:02:09,726 --> 01:02:10,961 AAH! 1105 01:02:10,961 --> 01:02:13,563 HEY! PUT ME DOWN, YOU KLUTZ! 1106 01:02:13,563 --> 01:02:15,265 I'M NOT A KLUTZ ANYMORE. 1107 01:02:15,265 --> 01:02:16,333 OH! 1108 01:02:16,333 --> 01:02:17,968 [GLASS BREAKING] 1109 01:02:17,968 --> 01:02:21,171 HE'S NOT AS FAR ALONG AS I THOUGHT. 1110 01:02:25,375 --> 01:02:27,978 DARN! I JETéD WHEN I SHOULD'VE PLIéD. 1111 01:02:27,978 --> 01:02:30,881 I USED TO SHARE A HOTEL ROOM WITH YOU? 1112 01:02:30,881 --> 01:02:32,917 [EXPLOSION] 1113 01:02:32,917 --> 01:02:34,118 DON'T MOVE! 1114 01:02:35,585 --> 01:02:37,054 TAKE COVER! 1115 01:02:37,054 --> 01:02:38,155 OOPS! 1116 01:02:45,863 --> 01:02:49,566 HAH! LOOK AT THE BIG GIRLIE-MAN. 1117 01:02:49,566 --> 01:02:51,401 WHAT DO YOU WANT, SCUZZBUCKET? 1118 01:02:51,401 --> 01:02:54,638 WE HAVE COME TO PLAY WITH THE CHILDREN. 1119 01:02:54,638 --> 01:02:56,040 OVER MY DEAD BODY. 1120 01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:58,242 MAKE THAT TWO DEAD BODIES. 1121 01:02:58,242 --> 01:03:01,045 FIRST ONE TO MOVE GETS A FACELIFT. 1122 01:03:01,045 --> 01:03:02,279 OHH! 1123 01:03:02,279 --> 01:03:03,280 YOU DIRTBAG! 1124 01:03:09,954 --> 01:03:12,222 WHY, YOU MISERABLE-- 1125 01:03:12,222 --> 01:03:13,824 SHUT UP! 1126 01:03:38,048 --> 01:03:41,385 AND NOW IT IS MY TURN, JA? 1127 01:03:42,786 --> 01:03:44,388 HIT THE ALARM. 1128 01:04:08,045 --> 01:04:09,947 HERE! TAKE MY WALLET! 1129 01:04:09,947 --> 01:04:11,548 THERE'S 10 GRAND. 1130 01:04:21,758 --> 01:04:23,060 [SPEAKING JAPANESE] 1131 01:04:41,511 --> 01:04:42,846 AUF WIEDERSEHEN. 1132 01:04:42,846 --> 01:04:44,448 HELP US! AAH! AAH! 1133 01:04:44,448 --> 01:04:46,850 HELP! AAH! 1134 01:04:46,850 --> 01:04:48,618 SOMEBODY HELP US! 1135 01:04:48,618 --> 01:04:49,954 HELP! LET ME DOWN! 1136 01:04:49,954 --> 01:04:51,455 QUIET, CHILDREN! 1137 01:04:52,957 --> 01:04:56,093 YOUR WELL-BEING RESTS IN MY HANDS NOW. 1138 01:04:56,093 --> 01:04:59,796 ANY MORE NOISE, JUST SHOOT THEM. 1139 01:04:59,796 --> 01:05:02,099 WHAT ABOUT HIM? 1140 01:05:02,967 --> 01:05:04,801 [SIREN] 1141 01:05:04,801 --> 01:05:07,604 BUSINESS BEFORE PLEASURE. 1142 01:05:23,620 --> 01:05:25,189 DADDY! DAD! 1143 01:05:25,189 --> 01:05:27,591 KATE! ALEX! DID THEY HURT YOU? 1144 01:05:27,591 --> 01:05:30,227 [THANATOS] NOT YET! 1145 01:05:30,227 --> 01:05:32,462 [MASON] YOU BASTARD! 1146 01:05:32,462 --> 01:05:33,530 DOODYHEAD! 1147 01:05:33,530 --> 01:05:35,365 SCUMSUCKER! 1148 01:05:36,366 --> 01:05:37,767 BURT? 1149 01:05:37,767 --> 01:05:39,236 BURT WILSON? 1150 01:05:39,236 --> 01:05:41,972 WHAT A DELIGHTFUL BONUS. 1151 01:05:41,972 --> 01:05:44,174 THANATOS! I SHOULD'VE KNOWN. 1152 01:05:44,174 --> 01:05:46,676 WHO ELSE WOULD KIDNAP LITTLE CHILDREN? 1153 01:05:46,676 --> 01:05:48,012 THANATOS? 1154 01:05:48,012 --> 01:05:50,380 SO THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS HEAD. 1155 01:05:50,380 --> 01:05:51,781 COOL! 1156 01:05:51,781 --> 01:05:52,782 WHO'S THAT? 1157 01:05:52,782 --> 01:05:54,051 THAT'S SEAN'S FRIEND BURT. 1158 01:05:54,051 --> 01:05:57,087 SEAN ARMSTRONG? 1159 01:05:58,088 --> 01:06:00,857 MY, MY...IMAGINE-- 1160 01:06:00,857 --> 01:06:05,195 REVENGE AND ILL-GOTTEN WEALTH ALL IN ONE NIGHT. 1161 01:06:05,195 --> 01:06:08,265 I'M POSITIVELY TINGLING. 1162 01:06:09,199 --> 01:06:10,800 SO WHO GOES FIRST? 1163 01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:12,202 DON'T YOU TOUCH THEM. 1164 01:06:12,202 --> 01:06:14,204 YOU CAN HAVE THE CHIP, 1165 01:06:14,204 --> 01:06:17,574 BUT FIRST YOU'VE GOT TO LET THEM GO. 1166 01:06:17,574 --> 01:06:20,944 YOU'RE HARDLY IN A POSITION TO NEGOTIATE. 1167 01:06:20,944 --> 01:06:23,447 HOWEVER... 1168 01:06:23,447 --> 01:06:26,216 ONCE I HAVE IT, 1169 01:06:26,216 --> 01:06:29,419 YOU AND YOUR FAMILY MAY LEAVE. 1170 01:06:29,419 --> 01:06:31,188 BUT NOT BURT! 1171 01:06:33,723 --> 01:06:37,227 HE COST ME MY HAIR. 1172 01:06:38,228 --> 01:06:41,031 I HAD BEAUTIFUL HAIR. 1173 01:06:41,031 --> 01:06:42,832 THICK... 1174 01:06:42,832 --> 01:06:45,835 LUSTROUS... 1175 01:06:45,835 --> 01:06:48,205 MANAGEABLE HAIR. 1176 01:06:54,578 --> 01:06:57,714 YOU ARE GOING TO DIE A SLOW AND AGONIZING DEATH. 1177 01:06:57,714 --> 01:07:01,651 YOU EVER CONSIDER GOING TO AN AUTO-PARTS STORE 1178 01:07:01,651 --> 01:07:04,654 AND GETTING A BUMPER GUARD FOR THAT CHROME? 1179 01:07:04,654 --> 01:07:06,022 WHY, YOU! 1180 01:07:06,022 --> 01:07:08,024 KIDNAPPING CHILDREN, HITTING AN OLD MAN... 1181 01:07:08,024 --> 01:07:10,427 YOU REALLY COME UP IN THE WORLD. 1182 01:07:10,427 --> 01:07:12,429 SHUT UP! I'M GETTING A HEADACHE! 1183 01:07:12,429 --> 01:07:15,865 DON'T WIG OUT! I COULDN'T HAIR Y--AAH! 1184 01:07:15,865 --> 01:07:18,135 SHUT UP! SHUT UP! 1185 01:07:18,135 --> 01:07:20,270 NOW, WHERE IS IT? 1186 01:07:20,270 --> 01:07:22,206 BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND! 1187 01:07:22,206 --> 01:07:23,807 WELL, IT'S RIGHT-- 1188 01:07:23,807 --> 01:07:25,275 IT'S RIGHT IN SEAN'S ROOM! 1189 01:07:25,275 --> 01:07:27,077 ALEX.YOU RAT. 1190 01:07:30,614 --> 01:07:35,085 I THINK THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS FAMILY YET. 1191 01:07:35,085 --> 01:07:37,621 [POLICE RADIO] ROGER, UNIT 32. 1192 01:07:39,889 --> 01:07:41,491 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1193 01:07:42,892 --> 01:07:44,894 DO YOU MIND? 1194 01:07:44,894 --> 01:07:46,896 YEAH. COULD BE A RANSOM CALL. 1195 01:07:46,896 --> 01:07:48,898 THEN FETCH YOUR LIEUTENANT. 1196 01:07:48,898 --> 01:07:50,900 I AM THE LIEUTENANT. 1197 01:07:50,900 --> 01:07:52,702 GOD SAVE US ALL. 1198 01:07:53,703 --> 01:07:55,505 HELLO. MASON RESIDENCE. 1199 01:07:55,505 --> 01:07:56,906 ALL RIGHT. 1200 01:07:56,906 --> 01:07:58,142 HOLD ON. 1201 01:07:58,142 --> 01:07:59,743 IT'S FOR YOU. 1202 01:07:59,743 --> 01:08:01,111 ALEX. 1203 01:08:02,011 --> 01:08:03,413 GO AHEAD. IT'S ME. 1204 01:08:03,413 --> 01:08:06,950 LIEUTENANT! WANT A NICE, FRESH DOUGHNUT? 1205 01:08:06,950 --> 01:08:08,352 THE TOILET SEAT? 1206 01:08:08,352 --> 01:08:11,955 WE HID THE CHIP INSIDE, ON MY WORKBENCH, 1207 01:08:11,955 --> 01:08:13,557 NEXT TO MY WALLET. 1208 01:08:13,557 --> 01:08:17,026 BRING IT TO THE 3rd STREET DOCK. 1209 01:08:17,026 --> 01:08:19,062 YOU HAVE TO COME ALONE. 1210 01:08:19,062 --> 01:08:20,997 IT'S THANATOS! 1211 01:08:20,997 --> 01:08:21,998 ALEX! 1212 01:08:21,998 --> 01:08:23,967 VERY STUPID! 1213 01:08:23,967 --> 01:08:28,638 YOU TAKE A SWAN DIVE INTO AN EMPTY POOL, AND I'M STUPID? 1214 01:08:28,638 --> 01:08:30,039 I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. 1215 01:08:30,039 --> 01:08:31,441 OH, HOW TOUCHING. 1216 01:08:31,441 --> 01:08:34,043 LIKE THE FAMILY I NEVER HAD 1217 01:08:34,043 --> 01:08:37,447 AND...NEVER WANTED! 1218 01:08:37,447 --> 01:08:39,048 WOLFGANG, TIE THEM UP. 1219 01:08:39,048 --> 01:08:40,650 WAIT! NO! 1220 01:08:40,650 --> 01:08:43,387 NO! NO!NO! 1221 01:08:43,387 --> 01:08:44,988 I'M GOING AFTER THEM. 1222 01:08:44,988 --> 01:08:47,657 HOW? YOU'RE JUST A WRESTLER. 1223 01:08:47,657 --> 01:08:48,858 WHAT? WHO TOLD YOU? 1224 01:08:48,858 --> 01:08:51,595 I SAW YOU WRESTLE TRICK McGRAW LAST YEAR. 1225 01:08:51,595 --> 01:08:54,063 WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING? 1226 01:08:54,063 --> 01:08:56,466 BECAUSE I WAS DESPERATE FOR THOSE KIDS. 1227 01:08:56,466 --> 01:08:59,269 AND I HAD A GUT FEELING ABOUT YOU. 1228 01:08:59,269 --> 01:09:02,272 I GOT TO GO. I'VE GOT NO CHOICE. 1229 01:09:02,272 --> 01:09:04,674 YOU BRING THAT FAMILY BACK SAFE, 1230 01:09:04,674 --> 01:09:07,677 OR YOU WILL HAVE TO ANSWER TO ME. 1231 01:09:07,677 --> 01:09:13,317 YOU MIGHT AS WELL BRING THAT SCROUNGY, BULLHEADED OLD GASBAG BACK, TOO. 1232 01:09:13,317 --> 01:09:15,519 I'LL GO GET THEM. 1233 01:09:15,519 --> 01:09:16,420 COVER ME. 1234 01:09:16,420 --> 01:09:18,688 I'M GOING OUT ALEX'S WINDOW. 1235 01:09:19,689 --> 01:09:21,090 LIEUTENANT! 1236 01:09:21,090 --> 01:09:23,092 LET ME TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED. 1237 01:09:23,092 --> 01:09:25,429 NOW, THEY BROKE IN HERE... 1238 01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:32,702 [MOTORCYCLE APPROACHES] 1239 01:09:44,113 --> 01:09:46,850 WHAT'S HE DOING? WHAT'S GOING ON? 1240 01:09:52,856 --> 01:09:55,259 I OUGHT TO BLOW YOU AWAY. 1241 01:09:55,259 --> 01:09:58,262 SORRY. GOT TO GET THOSE BRAKES CHECKED. 1242 01:09:58,262 --> 01:09:59,363 GET UP. 1243 01:09:59,363 --> 01:10:01,765 EASY. ALL I'M CARRYING IS A WALLET. 1244 01:10:12,742 --> 01:10:15,845 [WOLFGANG] BASE TO SCARAB-1. WHAT IS YOUR LOCATION? 1245 01:10:15,845 --> 01:10:17,747 [ENGINE STARTS] 1246 01:10:21,518 --> 01:10:23,720 WHY DO YOU NOT ANSWER? 1247 01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:24,954 AAH! 1248 01:10:24,954 --> 01:10:27,557 O.K., CAPTAIN SCUMBUCKET. WHERE AM I GOING? 1249 01:10:27,557 --> 01:10:29,158 BLOW IT OUT YOUR--AAH! 1250 01:10:29,158 --> 01:10:30,294 NORTH! 1251 01:10:30,294 --> 01:10:33,363 KNEW YOU'D SEE IT MY WAY. 1252 01:10:57,253 --> 01:11:00,790 AS SOON AS WE HAVE THE CHIP, 1253 01:11:00,790 --> 01:11:03,059 KILL THEM ALL. 1254 01:11:03,059 --> 01:11:04,994 YOU LIED. 1255 01:11:04,994 --> 01:11:07,931 SO SUE ME. 1256 01:11:10,199 --> 01:11:12,068 WHICH WAY? 1257 01:11:12,068 --> 01:11:13,269 THAT WAY. 1258 01:11:13,269 --> 01:11:15,339 HOW MANY NUMBER 53 MARKERS ARE THERE 1259 01:11:15,339 --> 01:11:16,806 IN BISCAYNE BAY? 1260 01:11:16,806 --> 01:11:17,641 ONE, OBVIOUSLY. 1261 01:11:17,641 --> 01:11:20,544 THEN WHY DID WE PASS IT TWICE? 1262 01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:25,315 UHH. 1263 01:11:36,159 --> 01:11:37,794 I'LL KILL YOU FOR THAT. 1264 01:11:56,513 --> 01:11:59,115 MAY I BORROW YOUR KEYS? 1265 01:11:59,115 --> 01:12:00,316 HUH? 1266 01:12:00,316 --> 01:12:01,918 WAAH! 1267 01:12:01,918 --> 01:12:04,053 ADIOS. 1268 01:12:16,900 --> 01:12:17,901 HEY! 1269 01:12:17,901 --> 01:12:19,503 BINGO. 1270 01:12:22,305 --> 01:12:23,740 THEY'RE COMING IN. 1271 01:12:24,674 --> 01:12:28,878 THE ANTICIPATION IS ALMOST TOO MUCH TO BEAR. 1272 01:12:28,878 --> 01:12:30,480 SO IS YOUR BREATH. 1273 01:12:31,681 --> 01:12:34,618 NOW WE KNOW WHO'S THE FIRST TO DIE. 1274 01:12:42,659 --> 01:12:45,462 THEY SHOULD BE HERE BY NOW. 1275 01:12:47,163 --> 01:12:48,164 HEY! WHAT? 1276 01:12:48,164 --> 01:12:49,499 AAH! 1277 01:12:54,871 --> 01:12:56,272 BASE TO SCARAB-1. 1278 01:12:56,272 --> 01:12:58,041 WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG? 1279 01:12:58,041 --> 01:12:59,142 [STATIC] 1280 01:12:59,142 --> 01:13:01,778 WHY DO YOU NOT ANSWER? 1281 01:13:01,778 --> 01:13:02,812 COME IN. 1282 01:13:02,812 --> 01:13:05,915 [THANATOS] I WON'T TOLERATE INEPTITUDE. 1283 01:13:05,915 --> 01:13:08,017 KEEP TRYING. 1284 01:13:08,017 --> 01:13:10,086 COME IN. 1285 01:13:10,086 --> 01:13:11,721 COME IN. 1286 01:13:11,721 --> 01:13:13,857 ACH, THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG. 1287 01:13:13,857 --> 01:13:14,858 FREEZE! 1288 01:13:15,925 --> 01:13:16,860 MY, MY, 1289 01:13:16,860 --> 01:13:20,229 I EXPECTED A MORE DRAMATIC ENTRANCE 1290 01:13:20,229 --> 01:13:21,631 FROM A MAN WHO WRESTLED 1291 01:13:21,631 --> 01:13:24,300 AT THE WEST MEMPHIS PORK PAVILION. 1292 01:13:24,300 --> 01:13:26,235 HEY, WE WON IN WEST MEMPHIS. 1293 01:13:26,235 --> 01:13:28,772 BUT NOT TONIGHT. 1294 01:13:28,772 --> 01:13:30,474 HYAH! 1295 01:13:35,445 --> 01:13:37,046 HYAH! 1296 01:13:46,923 --> 01:13:48,992 AAH! 1297 01:13:51,127 --> 01:13:52,696 AAH! 1298 01:13:56,232 --> 01:13:57,333 HYAH! 1299 01:13:57,333 --> 01:13:59,135 HURRY! UNTIE US! 1300 01:14:01,370 --> 01:14:03,072 JUST SHOOT THEM BOTH. 1301 01:14:05,742 --> 01:14:08,912 GRRR! 1302 01:14:08,912 --> 01:14:10,246 GRRR! 1303 01:14:10,246 --> 01:14:12,882 AAH! 1304 01:14:19,989 --> 01:14:22,025 GRRAAAHH! 1305 01:14:24,260 --> 01:14:27,531 UNLIKE YOU, ARMSTRONG, 1306 01:14:27,531 --> 01:14:29,799 I NEVER LOSE. 1307 01:14:31,868 --> 01:14:33,002 HA HA HA HA! 1308 01:14:34,437 --> 01:14:38,908 NOW YOUR FRIENDS CAN WATCH YOU DIE. 1309 01:14:38,908 --> 01:14:39,709 UGH! 1310 01:14:39,709 --> 01:14:41,711 AH HA HA HA HA! 1311 01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:44,948 NO! 1312 01:14:45,749 --> 01:14:46,916 [KATE] SAVE HIM! 1313 01:14:46,916 --> 01:14:49,018 GET HIM, DAD! HELP HIM! 1314 01:14:49,018 --> 01:14:50,019 DAD! 1315 01:14:50,019 --> 01:14:50,820 AAH! 1316 01:14:50,820 --> 01:14:52,622 I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! 1317 01:14:52,622 --> 01:14:54,624 LET HIM-- LET HIM GO! 1318 01:14:54,624 --> 01:14:55,892 LET HIM GO! 1319 01:14:58,828 --> 01:15:00,063 AAH! 1320 01:15:04,968 --> 01:15:06,970 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT. 1321 01:15:06,970 --> 01:15:08,471 WHY NOT? 1322 01:15:08,471 --> 01:15:11,675 'CAUSE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HIT A KID. 1323 01:15:29,826 --> 01:15:30,794 UHH! 1324 01:15:30,794 --> 01:15:32,796 ALEX, THE BUTTON. 1325 01:15:42,205 --> 01:15:43,807 SWINE! 1326 01:15:43,807 --> 01:15:44,741 AAH! 1327 01:15:44,741 --> 01:15:47,476 [SPEAKING GERMAN] 1328 01:15:47,476 --> 01:15:49,278 HANG OUT, WOLFIE, BABY. 1329 01:15:51,480 --> 01:15:55,752 ONE MOVE, AND I WILL DESTROY THE CHIP. 1330 01:15:55,752 --> 01:15:58,221 THERE'S NO CHIP IN THERE, DORKBRAIN. 1331 01:16:01,090 --> 01:16:02,692 YOU LIED. 1332 01:16:02,692 --> 01:16:05,394 SO SUE ME! 1333 01:16:05,394 --> 01:16:06,495 GRRR! 1334 01:16:06,495 --> 01:16:08,064 ALEX, DUCK! 1335 01:16:11,500 --> 01:16:14,237 YOU SCREWED UP MY HAIR. 1336 01:16:14,237 --> 01:16:17,140 NOW IT'S PAYBACK TIME. 1337 01:16:31,655 --> 01:16:35,892 I WILL NOT BE DENIED MY PLEASURE. 1338 01:16:35,892 --> 01:16:37,460 HE'S GOING TO KILL HIM. 1339 01:16:37,460 --> 01:16:38,461 DO SOMETHING, DADDY. 1340 01:16:38,461 --> 01:16:39,462 A TRANSFORMER! 1341 01:16:39,462 --> 01:16:42,265 WE CAN GENERATE ELECTRICITY. 1342 01:16:42,265 --> 01:16:43,933 INTENSE! A SUPERCONDUCTING MAGNETIC BEAM! 1343 01:16:43,933 --> 01:16:45,601 LIKE WE DID TO MISS CALLAHAN? 1344 01:16:45,601 --> 01:16:46,602 WHAT? 1345 01:16:46,602 --> 01:16:48,738 THE NANNY WITH THE BRACES. 1346 01:16:56,545 --> 01:16:57,781 HIT IT! 1347 01:16:59,015 --> 01:17:00,750 AAH! 1348 01:17:03,452 --> 01:17:05,021 [CROWD CHEERS] 1349 01:17:05,021 --> 01:17:07,290 UHH! 1350 01:17:09,058 --> 01:17:12,295 NOW YOU DIE. 1351 01:17:16,365 --> 01:17:18,367 HA HA HA HA HA! 1352 01:17:18,367 --> 01:17:19,703 NO MORE. 1353 01:17:19,703 --> 01:17:21,504 IT'S NOT WORKING, DAD! 1354 01:17:21,504 --> 01:17:23,740 WE NEED A CONDUCTOR! 1355 01:17:25,374 --> 01:17:26,776 COME ON, SON, HURRY! 1356 01:17:26,776 --> 01:17:28,244 QUICK! QUICK! QUICK! 1357 01:17:28,244 --> 01:17:29,846 GRAB THAT END! 1358 01:17:36,385 --> 01:17:38,254 NEED A HAND? 1359 01:17:43,226 --> 01:17:45,328 O.K., LIFT IT UP. 1360 01:17:46,730 --> 01:17:49,065 GRRR! 1361 01:17:49,065 --> 01:17:50,366 GRRR! 1362 01:17:50,366 --> 01:17:52,335 HIT THE DECK! 1363 01:17:52,335 --> 01:17:56,339 AAH! 1364 01:17:56,339 --> 01:17:57,741 WHOA! 1365 01:17:57,741 --> 01:17:58,742 WHOA! 1366 01:17:58,742 --> 01:17:59,776 WHOA! 1367 01:17:59,776 --> 01:18:01,778 WHOA! WHOA! 1368 01:18:01,778 --> 01:18:03,379 STOP THIS THING! 1369 01:18:03,379 --> 01:18:04,380 WHOA! 1370 01:18:04,380 --> 01:18:06,783 THIS BEATS THE 4th OF JULY. 1371 01:18:06,783 --> 01:18:08,251 HE'S TOAST. 1372 01:18:08,251 --> 01:18:09,753 AAH! 1373 01:18:09,753 --> 01:18:11,721 AAH! AAH! AAH! 1374 01:18:11,721 --> 01:18:16,726 AAH! AAH! AAH! 1375 01:18:18,227 --> 01:18:20,129 [KATE] WOW! 1376 01:18:25,101 --> 01:18:28,104 MAN REALLY BLEW HIS TOP. 1377 01:18:28,104 --> 01:18:30,807 SO WHERE'S THE STUPID CHIP? 1378 01:18:30,807 --> 01:18:32,408 KATE HAS IT. 1379 01:18:32,408 --> 01:18:33,409 DO NOT. 1380 01:18:33,409 --> 01:18:34,811 YES, YOU DO, HONEY, 1381 01:18:34,811 --> 01:18:36,913 RIGHT HERE IN YOUR DOLLY. 1382 01:18:42,185 --> 01:18:43,619 SURE ABOUT THIS? 1383 01:18:43,619 --> 01:18:45,889 I DON'T NEED HER ANYMORE. 1384 01:18:49,392 --> 01:18:50,827 YOU'RE A BRAVE MAN. 1385 01:18:50,827 --> 01:18:52,228 YOU'RE THE BRAVE ONE. 1386 01:18:52,228 --> 01:18:56,332 RAISING KIDS IS THE TOUGHEST GIG I KNOW. 1387 01:19:02,806 --> 01:19:05,074 AHEM. 1388 01:19:05,074 --> 01:19:07,410 HEY, BURT, THANKS FOR GETTING ME 1389 01:19:07,410 --> 01:19:08,444 OUT OF THE RING. 1390 01:19:08,444 --> 01:19:11,314 I'M GOING TO NEED A PARTNER AROUND HERE. 1391 01:19:11,314 --> 01:19:15,418 THANKS, BUT I HAVEN'T HAD A VACATION SINCE... 1392 01:19:15,418 --> 01:19:17,120 SINCE I MET YOU. 1393 01:19:17,120 --> 01:19:18,521 VACATION? IF YOU NEED ME, 1394 01:19:18,521 --> 01:19:22,225 I CAN GET OUT OF THIS MONKEY SUIT REAL QUICK. 1395 01:19:22,225 --> 01:19:25,428 HOW FAR CAN YOU GET ON TWO BROKEN LEGS? 1396 01:19:25,428 --> 01:19:26,830 QUIT MOTHERING ME. 1397 01:19:26,830 --> 01:19:28,431 I LOVE YOU GUYS. 1398 01:19:28,431 --> 01:19:30,033 WE LOVE YOU, TOO. 1399 01:19:40,844 --> 01:19:42,111 SEE YOU SOON. 1400 01:19:42,111 --> 01:19:44,313 MAYBE SOONER THAN YOU THINK. 1401 01:19:44,313 --> 01:19:45,849 BYE, SEAN. 1402 01:19:52,588 --> 01:19:54,590 HEY, YOU'RE GOING TO-- 1403 01:19:54,590 --> 01:19:56,325 WE'RE GOING TO MAKE HIM STAY. 1404 01:19:57,994 --> 01:19:59,528 * ROUGH STUFF * 1405 01:20:01,865 --> 01:20:05,201 * ROUGH STUFF, ROUGH STUFF * 1406 01:20:05,201 --> 01:20:06,802 * ROUGH STUFF, ROUGH STUFF * 1407 01:20:06,802 --> 01:20:09,005 AAH! 1408 01:20:09,005 --> 01:20:10,907 * WHEN THIS JOB IS OVER * 1409 01:20:10,907 --> 01:20:13,142 * I'M GONNA SETTLE DOWN * 1410 01:20:13,142 --> 01:20:14,543 * I'LL FIND A LITTLE SHACK * 1411 01:20:14,543 --> 01:20:15,678 * BY THE RAILROAD TRACK * 1412 01:20:15,678 --> 01:20:17,881 * ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF TOWN * 1413 01:20:17,881 --> 01:20:20,149 * I'LL PLANT A LITTLE GARDEN * 1414 01:20:20,149 --> 01:20:22,385 * AND WATCH THE FLOWERS GROW * 1415 01:20:22,385 --> 01:20:25,021 * I'LL TELL THIS CRAZY, MIXED-UP WORLD * 1416 01:20:25,021 --> 01:20:27,056 * I JUST DON'T WANT TO KNOW * 1417 01:20:27,056 --> 01:20:29,625 * BUT IF TROUBLE COMES A-KNOCKIN' * 1418 01:20:29,625 --> 01:20:31,727 * LIKE IT DID BEFORE * 1419 01:20:31,727 --> 01:20:32,795 * I'LL TAKE THAT PEST * 1420 01:20:32,795 --> 01:20:34,163 * LET HIM SIT IN MY NEST * 1421 01:20:34,163 --> 01:20:36,399 * AND PUT HIS HEAD RIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR * 1422 01:20:36,399 --> 01:20:37,566 * ROUGH STUFF * 1423 01:20:39,035 --> 01:20:41,037 * BABY, GONNA CALL YOUR BLUFF * 1424 01:20:41,037 --> 01:20:42,038 * ROUGH STUFF * 1425 01:20:42,038 --> 01:20:43,439 * THE TOUGH GET GOIN' * 1426 01:20:43,439 --> 01:20:45,474 * WHEN THE GOIN' GETS ROUGH * 1427 01:20:45,474 --> 01:20:46,575 * ROUGH STUFF * 1428 01:20:46,575 --> 01:20:49,512 * IT WON'T BE OVER TILL YOU HAD ENOUGH * 1429 01:20:49,512 --> 01:20:50,914 * ROUGH STUFF * 1430 01:20:50,914 --> 01:20:54,650 * YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A POWDER PUFF * 1431 01:20:54,650 --> 01:20:56,219 * ROUGH STUFF * 1432 01:20:59,122 --> 01:21:00,589 * ROUGH STUFF * 1433 01:21:00,589 --> 01:21:01,690 * ROUGH STUFF * 1434 01:21:01,690 --> 01:21:02,926 * ROUGH STUFF, ROUGH STUFF * 1435 01:21:02,926 --> 01:21:04,227 * ROUGH STUFF * 1436 01:21:04,227 --> 01:21:06,262 * NO AVERAGE PSYCHOTIC CRIMINAL GENIUS * 1437 01:21:06,262 --> 01:21:08,464 * MAKES A MONKEY OUT OF ME * 1438 01:21:08,464 --> 01:21:11,067 * 'CAUSE I GOT STUFF WHEN IT GETS ROUGH * 1439 01:21:11,067 --> 01:21:13,236 * THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE * 1440 01:21:13,236 --> 01:21:15,471 * YOU KNOW I AM A LOVER * 1441 01:21:15,471 --> 01:21:18,541 * BUT, BABY, THAT AIN'T ALL * 1442 01:21:18,541 --> 01:21:19,875 * I'M A WILD TIGER * 1443 01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:22,445 * WHEN MY BACK'S AGAINST THE WALL * 1444 01:21:22,445 --> 01:21:24,847 * YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE A HUNTER * 1445 01:21:24,847 --> 01:21:26,983 * AND I WILL BE YOUR GAME * 1446 01:21:26,983 --> 01:21:28,217 * BUT YOUR GAME IS LOST * 1447 01:21:28,217 --> 01:21:29,785 * YOU GOTTA PAY THE COST * 1448 01:21:29,785 --> 01:21:31,587 * I'M ONE CAT YOU CAN'T CHANGE * 1449 01:21:31,587 --> 01:21:33,289 * ROUGH STUFF * 1450 01:21:34,357 --> 01:21:36,125 * BABY, GONNA CALL YOUR BLUFF * 1451 01:21:36,125 --> 01:21:37,260 * ROUGH STUFF * 1452 01:21:37,260 --> 01:21:38,827 * THE TOUGH GET GOIN' * 1453 01:21:38,827 --> 01:21:40,829 * WHEN THE GOIN' GETS ROUGH * 1454 01:21:40,829 --> 01:21:42,131 * ROUGH STUFF * 1455 01:21:42,131 --> 01:21:45,534 * IT WON'T BE OVER TILL YOU HAD ENOUGH * 1456 01:21:45,534 --> 01:21:46,602 * ROUGH STUFF * 1457 01:21:46,602 --> 01:21:50,039 * YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A POWDER PUFF * 1458 01:21:50,039 --> 01:21:51,674 * ROUGH STUFF * 1459 01:21:54,710 --> 01:21:56,112 * ROUGH STUFF * 1460 01:21:56,112 --> 01:21:57,246 * ROUGH STUFF * 1461 01:21:57,246 --> 01:21:58,547 * ROUGH STUFF, ROUGH STUFF * 1462 01:21:58,547 --> 01:21:59,983 * ROUGH STUFF * 1463 01:21:59,983 --> 01:22:01,951 * I JUST WANNA GO FISHIN' * 1464 01:22:01,951 --> 01:22:04,120 * IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA * 1465 01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:08,591 * 'CAUSE I NEED A CHANGE FROM MY REALITY * 1466 01:22:08,591 --> 01:22:11,060 * THIS WORLD WILL BEAT YOU DOWN * 1467 01:22:11,060 --> 01:22:13,396 * BEAT YOU WITH A STICK * 1468 01:22:13,396 --> 01:22:15,598 * YOU WANT AN ICE CREAM POP * 1469 01:22:15,598 --> 01:22:18,801 * THEY GIVE YOU A BOOT TO LICK * 1470 01:22:18,801 --> 01:22:20,203 * I NEED SOME TIME * 1471 01:22:20,203 --> 01:22:22,538 * TO SORT OUT ALL THIS MESS * 1472 01:22:22,538 --> 01:22:24,573 * I GOTTA BE ROUGH AND READY * 1473 01:22:24,573 --> 01:22:27,010 * WHEN THEY PUT ME TO THE TEST * 1474 01:22:27,010 --> 01:22:30,146 * ROUGH STUFF * 1475 01:22:30,146 --> 01:22:31,747 * BABY, GONNA CALL YOUR BLUFF * 1476 01:22:31,747 --> 01:22:32,748 * ROUGH STUFF * 1477 01:22:32,748 --> 01:22:34,183 * THE TOUGH GET GOIN' * 1478 01:22:34,183 --> 01:22:36,252 * WHEN THE GOIN' GETS ROUGH * 1479 01:22:36,252 --> 01:22:37,553 * ROUGH STUFF * 1480 01:22:37,553 --> 01:22:40,623 * IT WON'T BE OVER TILL YOU HAD ENOUGH * 1481 01:22:40,623 --> 01:22:41,957 * ROUGH STUFF * 1482 01:22:41,957 --> 01:22:45,694 * YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A POWDER PUFF * 1483 01:22:45,694 --> 01:22:47,163 * ROUGH STUFF * 1484 01:22:48,531 --> 01:22:49,432 * OH * 1485 01:22:50,266 --> 01:22:51,634 * ROUGH STUFF * 1486 01:22:51,634 --> 01:22:54,837 * OHH * 1487 01:22:54,837 --> 01:22:56,872 * ROUGH STUFF * 1488 01:22:56,872 --> 01:22:59,108 * OW * 1489 01:22:59,108 --> 01:23:01,044 * ROUGH STUFF * 1490 01:23:01,044 --> 01:23:03,779 * OOH * 1491 01:23:03,779 --> 01:23:05,781 * ROUGH STUFF * 1492 01:23:05,781 --> 01:23:08,284 * OHH * 1493 01:23:08,284 --> 01:23:10,519 * ROUGH STUFF * 1494 01:23:10,519 --> 01:23:13,189 * OUCH * 1495 01:23:13,189 --> 01:23:14,790 * ROUGH STUFF * 1496 01:23:14,790 --> 01:23:15,791 * OHH * 1497 01:23:15,791 --> 01:23:17,660 * OW * 1498 01:23:17,660 --> 01:23:19,195 * ROUGH STUFF * 1499 01:23:19,195 --> 01:23:20,329 * ROUGH STUFF * 1500 01:23:20,329 --> 01:23:21,897 * ROUGH STUFF, ROUGH STUFF * 1501 01:23:21,897 --> 01:23:23,266 * ROUGH STUFF ** 1502 01:23:30,073 --> 01:23:32,875 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NEW LINE HOME VIDEO 1503 01:23:32,875 --> 01:23:35,878 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 1504 01:23:35,878 --> 01:23:38,881 CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1993 NEW LINE CINEMA CORPORATION 1505 01:23:38,881 --> 01:23:42,685 PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 89978

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