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Come on. Come on, Arama. Come on. Outlook not
so good? What? No way! You try, Mouse. Ow!

Okay, Magic Cane Ball. Last chance. This is
going to be the best, most way-not-boring summer

ever. Right? Signs point to...

Rocks, Mouse. Don't leave me hanging. Judy,
you almost ready? The bus will be here in five

minutes. Uh-huh, I'm totally almost ready. Look
at that. You don't want to be late for the

last day of school. Shoo, shoo, shoo. Help me,
Mouse, you're in my...

Hair brush, hair brush, hair brush, oh! Hair
brush. See, here's the thing, Mouse. You know

how every summer is S for Snoresville? Because
all I ever do is visit Grandma Lou and get

a sunburn and pick my scabs and watch TV. And
it's not even cable. But this summer's going

to be different because I have a plan. A PLA
M for the most super duper double rare, not

bummer summer ever. Coming! Mouse. Look, Mom.
Hey! Look, Dad! Nice! Hi! Beach is the best,

Inc!

Is that a new trend? Wearing pajamas to school.
Just be happy she remembered her shoes. RUNNING

HORN ROCKY! JUNE! Last day, no more homework,
no more tests! No more pink face, finish the

test! Yeah!

What's with the Mr. Potato Head hair? I wouldn't
talk, Mr. Frank Eats Paste Pearl.

only an Amy and Roni. TP me!

School from Wayne Perton's Summer Play.

What's going on? Is it the last day of school
or something? YEEEAH

Don't get too excited. There's still... three
hours and 27 minutes until summer officially

begins. In fact, guess what I have here? Hot
off the press. A pop quiz. What? No way!

Just a few questions to make sure that you're
paying attention. All right. Mm-mm. Question

number one. How many times did I wear a purple
tie to school? 27 times!

is correct. Excellent, Jessica. Ha-ha. Fing
face fin strikes again. Question number two.

How long did it take our class to go around
the world? Eight and a half days! You guys

are breezing through these. This is too easy
for you. I gotta go deeper. Let's see, let's

see, let's see here. Ooh, this is a good one.
This is a big one. Mucho grande. Come on! Tell

us! Okay, okay, okay. Can anyone guess, and
this means you, Class 3T, what I, Mr. Todd,

will be doing this summer?

We need a clue! Give us a clue!

It's what doll rawr, doll rawr. Let's see. Ooh,
I have the perfect clue. The clue is... Perfect.

Ooh.

That's good. Let's dance.

What is the name of the game?

Hey!

The real one! That's a great guess, but sadly
no. Any other guesses? Alright! Well don't

say I didn't warn you.

Well I come from the teacher's break room with
a banjo on my knee. Now listen up, dear students.

It's so elementary. Oh, Class 3T, you'll want
to look for me. Because if somehow you find

me, there's a prize. Oh, yes, sir, you'll see
me at the mall, the boulevard, and by the sea.

And sometime you'll find me at the public library.
Oh, Class 3T, you'll want to look for me. If

somehow you find me there's a prize, oh yes
siree! You'll see me at the ball, in the park,

by the sea. And sometime you'll find me at the
public library. Oh my sweetie, you'll want

to wait for me. If somehow you find me there's
a prize, oh yes siree!

Here we go! Have a great summer! Bye, Mr. Todd!
Stay warm! I will! Stay Juni! Whoa!

It's gonna be a summer to remember What is this?
Whoa!

I don't care! Okay, T-Piers, are you ready for
the most way-rare double-cool summer plan ever?

Time out. What's a T-Pier? Oh, we forgot! Amy's
not a member! A member of what? Of our club.

Quick, Frank, go find a toad! Me? Find a toad.
Frank?

Do you see anything? Rock.

Am I doing this again? Shh. You'll see. If he
jumps on my face, you are so dead. Do you feel

anything? Yeah. A toad. That slimy... Ew!

Gross! Don't wipe it on her! You are sick! Sick?
Awesome! And now you're a member for our club,

the Toad Pea Club. Which means you're totally
cool. So, are you ready for my plan? Introducing

the one and only Judy Moody Mega Rare, not Bummer
Summer Dare. I don't get it. Okay. You know

how we always hate summer because it's boring
with a capital B? I don't hate summer. I love

summer. Anyway, this will solve all our problems.
I spent two days and 16 erasers figuring it

out. Ride screen monster, surf a wave... Are
these the dares? Yep, so we do these dares

and for each one we get 10 thrill points. Plus
bonus points if we do something crazy like...

Ride screen monster with no hands. Or loser
points if we chicken out. At the end of summer,

we add it all up and if we reach 100... Then
presto, whammo! We just had the best summer

ever! Is that Thrilladelic or what? Um, it's
Thrilladelic, only I kind of forgot to tell

you something.

He forgot to tell you that he's going away for
the summer. What? Yeah, it's a circus camp.

I'm going to learn how to walk on a tightrope
and do magic tricks and stuff. And I won't

be here either. I'm going to Borneo.

Guys, I thought you were serious. Borneo? What
even is Borneo? It's an island in Indonesia,

and I am going with my mom. We leave in a week.
Me too. Friday.

That is so not fair! How am I supposed to have
the best summer ever if you're not even here?

I'm not going anywhere. You can have fun with
me. Great.

Looks like somebody's in a bad mood. Really?
Who? The magical Doc and Amy are going away

for the summer. Could you please not talk with
ABCPs in your mouth? ABC what? What? Already

been chewed. Oh. Oh, God. Guys. OK, guys. Mind
your manners, please. Anyway, I could care

less about Rocky and Amy. I mean, going to circus
camp, that's lame. Rocky's going to circus

camp? You know, that's a great idea. You know,
I think his grandparents used to run that,

the famous circus zang

Oh, yeah, in the newspapers, too. Yeah, they've
been, uh, Bigfoot sightings everywhere. Valley

Rottenberg, I saw him in the mall. At the mall?
I-I thought Bigfoot lived in the woods. But

sometimes he has to buy stuff. There's no such
thing. It is, too. Want to help me catch him?

I'd rather catch Poison Ivy.

I want to go to circus camp, please. Honey,
I'm sorry. It's just too expensive. You know,

we can't afford it. But if I learn how to do
circus stuff, I can quit school and you can

loan me out to a circus and all my gobs of money.
Okay, well, you're not quitting school and

we're certainly not loaning you out to a circus.

family has any imagination and Rocky is a circus
freak leave me behind on

Speaking to him again! What if you hate circus
camp? Are you nuts? Then why would I hate circus

camp? Because it won't all be tons of fun. I
bet they make you shovel elephant poop. Ha

ha, good one. Yeah, and did you know it weighs
like 200 tons? Plus it smells worse than a

corpse flower. Are you ready for your send-off,
Brock?

like a bowl of jello and all the teeth are yellow.

Say goodbye, but he's a child of a man.

I will! And also when I'm taming lions and juggling
swords. Ready kiddo? Yeah.

Super boring! You can always come home! And
don't say I didn't warn you about the poop!

Oh, I forgot!

I can't hear you!

So why are you going to Bordeaux? Because of
this lost tribe called the Panon. They've lived

in the rainforest since forever, but all their
land is being destroyed because of logging.

So anyways, my mom's going there so she can
write an article on them. And hopefully we

can save them. You're so lucky. I never get
to save a lost tribe. I wish you could come.

It's not that far away, you know. It's only
like 9,000 miles. Lots of people go to Borneo

for vacation. Really? Does it cost like a zillion
dollars? I don't think so. Then maybe we could

go. There's no reason we have to spend every
summer at Grandma Loom's, right? Amy, you passed?

We'll leave in an hour. I'm ready. Go ask your
mom. I will, see ya. In case she says no, here's

something to remember me by. Sweet.

I love you!

See you summer. Say, summer, I didn't know it
was in trouble. Listen to this. Instead of

going to Grandma Lou's, boring, let's go to
Unboring Borneo. Borneo? Okay, you know that's

like halfway around the world, right? So, it's
got a rainforest. And lost tribes that need

to get found. Okay, but do you have any idea
how expensive it would be? Oh, stink! We're

going to Borneo. But we need money-o. So let's
have a yard sale. I'll sell my pizza table

collection. That's right, five pizza tables,
only $9.99. Oh, you can sell your world's biggest

jawbreaker. No can do. Can't. I'm busy. Are
these cranberries? Uh, yes. Okay, bye. What?

Bye. Okay, sweetie, can you just, you know what,
sit down for a second. I just wanna talk to

you about something. So I was just on the phone
with your other grandma, you know, my mom,

and you know how she and Gramps are moving to
that retirement community? Well, I'm afraid

Gramps hurt his back, so he's gonna need a little
help, so. You mean we're flying to California

to visit them? Oh! Julie, hang tight for one
second. Um, let me get a little more specific.

Thank you, thank you. If I could just... Did
you tell her? Uh, not quite. Honey? Listen,

Julie Bean, something's come up. Your mom and
I have to fly to California in a few days.

Yeah. And you and Stink are staying here. What?
You're going to leave me here? To die of starvation?

And boredom? And stinctom? Kiddo, it is not
gonna be that bad. Your Aunt Opal's coming.

Aunt who? My sister. Judy, you've heard me mention
her a million times. So? I never actually met

her. You did when you were little. She could
be totally evil. She could be a zombie for

all I know. Oh. Do I look like a baby bush?
Uh. I'm trying to fake out Bigfoot. Well, in

that case, absolutely. Oh, yes. Definitely.
100%. Yes, great, bye! So let me get this straight.

I'm not going to California, I'm not going to
Borneo, I'm not going to circus camp, and now

I'm not even going to Grandma Lou's. Then this
is the way worst double-dread bummer summer

ever! Roar!

This is supposed to be the Summer of 100 Thrills,
but instead... Plumie! I'm so...

Do magic, Ape Ball. Could this summer get any
worse? Without a doubt. Ugh!

Steve, Judy and Oco is here!

Dear Amy, summer just got way worse and awful
has landed. Can you please come home or else

send me a ticket to Borneo? Judy!

I can't! Not until September! I bet she has
warts, Mouse, and evil oogly-boogly eyes, and

makes us eat fish guts for breakfast. Dad, just
come down, or you're in big trouble. Can you

read the sign, where it says I'm spending the
summer in my room? Really? What about food?

You can put food inside and I'll lift it up.
What about TV? Check it out.

It's gonna be a periscope. I'll be able to see
the whole living room. I'm going to the bathroom.

Stink. I'm a creeper. What's that? Fire! Don't
worry, I can put it out. I can put stinks here.

I can save us! I'll get water! Turn it on.

Come on! You should take something to the sink.
OK. OK, watch your face! Judy, you don't need

to do that anymore. Come on, I can't! It's OK,
Judy. Ah! Oh, my. Wow, it's the famous Judy-Boe.

Oh! You are so cute. I believe only in your
five minutes in a row that our house is on

fire. Unbelievable. That's so much bigger. Do
you remember this? Kind of. Wow. You've got

more bracelets than my math tutor. And she's
in college. Here, you want to have this one?

It's made out of yak hair. Really? I got it
off a monkey for 500 rupees. Wow. Cool. Wow.

Thanks, Rare. Okay, but here's your real present,
stinker. Awesome!

So you want to have your big foot? Look, look,
look. Awesome! Thank you, Aunt Joppa. Thank

you, thank you. Thank you. Yeah! Man, oh man,
oh man! Yeah, yeah, yeah! I got a big foot!

Yeah! Book. Oh, nice dance. Okay, and this is
your present.

A mood ring? How did you know? I think you're
a big hit-o.

I love it! Thank you! Ahem, guys. I'm so sorry
to interrupt, but, uh, what do you want to

do about dinner? Pizza! A large wine surprise
and a pepperoni with tuna fish. Wanna go to

the balloon bangs while we wait? Sure. Yay,
because I want to show Zeke my book and prove

to you that Bigfoot exists. Right.

Hey, see, check this out. Look, dude. Whoa,
sweet. It's a first edition. Who's the girl?

Are you a Bigfooter? That's my sister Judy who
doesn't believe in Bigfoot.

Seriously? Mega total super seriously.

can handle the cave? The what?

Welcome to the headquarters of the Bigfoot Believers
Association.

You finished it! It's great! Thanks. What is
this? A clubhouse for bats? Observe. Yeti from

the Himalayas. Sasquatch. Manbeast of the great
Northwest. Momo along the mighty Mississippi.

In the Outback of Australia, he's Bunyip. Call
him what you will. One fact is clear, Bigfoot.

This is cool or what? In 1978, Appleston Morris
captured definitive proof that the subgenus

Gigantopithesis thrives in the modern era. That's
his face. Check that out. Bigfoot, no longer

just for scientists. This is why they call it
the Bigfoot. See what I'm saying? This is like

size 44 for man. That's it. And I got that photograph
right there, right there. You saw it, y'all

see it right there. We've been meaning you for
a year. Ever since this guy up north spotted

Bigfoot and caught it on camera. Since then,
we've been tracking down Bigfoot's every move.

He is definitely headed our way. And now for
the proof. I keep it in cold storage. Cold

storage? Hey, do you know Mr. Todd? Nope, never
heard of him. And now, prepare to have your

mind blown. A rare certified photo of Bigfoot.
Look. But don't touch. Seriously, that's a

guy in a sweater. You're nuts. That is Bigfoot.
Agreed. If you need more proof, come to one

of our meetings. Tuesdays at six. Can, I'm busy
on Tuesdays. From now until always. Come on,

Stink. It's pizza time.

She'll be back.

I'll be back. I didn't know what the backyard
was missing until I saw it. It's Morocco and

Virginia. She really doesn't travel light. Mm-mm.
She travels with lights. Right. I hope you

guys save room for my dessert. Oh, wow. We decorated
the patio and dessert. Opal, you spoil us.

Hey, stink. Oh, honey, don't read at the table.
It's rude. I know, but look at this. Page 87,

Bigfoot's bed. See, he storms down on all the
grass. Ta-da! Tangerine fondue! Do you remember

this? Uh-huh. Wait. Yo. Ahem. We're gonna finish
packing. Mm-hmm. Yeah. But thank you. Enjoy,

though, guys. Pun dogs for dessert? Yeah. I
used to make this for your dad when we were

kids. Those are sweet loops. Yeah. Dig in. Mmm.
That doesn't count. That's not really good.

This is nothing. When I was in Bali, I ate grilled
cockroaches. Oh, gross. I'll tell you what,

if you take a bite, you could be in my club.
The I Ate Something Gross Club. A club? Rare.

Just one bite and we win? Yeah. Pass on, dogs.
Okay, one, two, three.

What do you think? Cool. There's more fruit
loops. Triple high five, you guys. Club members.

Oh, what? United. So after the Peace Corps,
I trekked across the Sahara, and then I went

to the Kunstschule in Berlin, and I did all
this really cool underground art stuff. And

then I moved to Bali, which is so beautiful,
and I lived there until about a month ago.

Mega cool. Is that where belly dancing's from?
It's Bali, not belly, silly. It's an island.

Yeah. No, I didn't know. So, do you have any
fun summer plans I should know about? Well,

I was gonna have the best summer ever, but my
friends ruined it. Ugh, I hate when that happens.

Seriously, we're gonna do all these dares and
get thrill points, but they left, so no dares.

I love dares. When I was in Kenya, somebody
once dared me to ride in an ostrich race. My

ostrich won, but I fell off at the start. You
know what, I know a book. You just gave me

an idea. I mean, what if we still did the dare
chart, but made it a race? Me, Rocky, Amy and

Frank. We could each do our own dares and keep
track of our points. First one to get to 100

wins.

BOOM

He slept through that?

Wee. Hey, did you know that Bigfoot only scares
you? Okay, enough already with the Bigfeet!

You don't wanna hear? Give me Bigfeet!

Here, Amy and Rocky, uber rare idea. Let's do
a day race, starting right now. First one to

get to 100 points wins. What do you say?

A dare race? I'm in! Check out what I did today.
That's ten thrill points for sure. Don't you

think? Just you wait, Rocky Zane. Just you wait.

you buddy.

Ah, better yet, how about I chew some and I'll
stick it on the line. Do we have candy for

breakfast? No, no. Popcorn or candy? Listen.
No for breakfast. Can we not take a shower?

Yes, you have to take a shower. I love you,
buddy. Bye.

Okay, synchronized watches as of 2-12 p.m. Tuesday,
July 7th. The thrill race is on! What's the

first dare? Scream monster? Nope.

this. You're gonna dress in leotards? No, don't
you see? He's walking on a rope. A tight rope,

above the ground. Death defying. Yeah!

We get a tightrope.

Perfecto!

What do you think you're doing? I'm building
a trap for Beak Court. I'm gonna learn you

a peanut butter. He loves peanut butter. Let's
on page 52, and then boom! A nut will fall

out of this tree and land on his head. Not out
of this tree, it's mine. I called it. You can't

call a tree. Really? Watch me. Mine.

Ice cream! You scream, we all scream for old
King Cold's ice cream! Yay! It's mine, it's

mine! Frank, where are you going? To go get
ice cream. But now's our chance, before Sting

gets back. Come on, what's more important, thrill
points or ice cream? I'm going to go get ice

cream. Okay, alright.

Beauty and the Beast, World Cross!

She'll fall too hard! True! Rocky's only crossed
a dinky grass field, but Judy is crossing the

crushing cataracts of Niagara!

Oh my goodness! Oh, Marie! The great Judy Reiniers
will not fall! Whoa! Get off Frank one at a

time! Hurry up then! I want to... Scope an ice
cream! 10 throw points. Mosquitoes! Incoming!

Stop wobbling me! I can't help it! There's a
mosquito on my... AHHH

I got fuzzy navel.

WAPOOSH

Hey Judy! Ready for the scream monster? Hey
Judy! What's all this pink stuff? It's my prom

dress. I have to take it to the cleaners. So
first we go in the tilt rail. After we get

ice cream. Right. And snow cones. And corn dogs.
And gums of gum. Rare! We'll be ready for the

scream monster for sure.

Do you think what I'm thinking? You'll see me
at the mall, the pool, the park, and by the

sea, Mr. Todd. ["The Sea"] ["The Sea"] ["The
Sea"] ["The Sea"] ["The Sea"] ["The Sea"] ["The

Sea"] ["The

I was sure he'd be in there. Don't worry, we'll
find him. We have all some of

them. Yeah. Scream, monster! Supe Jeez Louise!
How many throw points is that? 10. Plus bonus

points for no hands.

I'm not throwing all the snow. Then step out
of line. Frank, we've been waiting in line

forever. Surrender the snow cone. That's so
good. Seriously, we've got to start earning

some throw points, because so far we have zero.
You guys coming or going here? Okay.

I'm not so sure about this. What's wrong? Don't
you dare!

special Bigfoot report. Tammy? With one siting
at the pier, one at Colonial College, one on

Main Street, and one at-

Bye. Herb?

could also be Bigfoot. But he could also be
Bigfoot. Roseburn Bum, Herb's wife. This is

Tammy reporting live from the police. That's
you here, Chinky. Whoa, what happened to you?

Don't ask. Seriously. Don't ask.

I told you not to ask. I'm not asking, I'm telling
you. Telling me what? You got a postcard from

Rocky. Really? Can you read it? Sure. Dear Judy,
how are you? I'm fine. Can you read it like

a normal person? You don't want me to sound
like Rocky? Just read it, okay? Okay. Dear

Judy, how are you? I'm fine. Guess what? I just
learned how to solve someone in half. No fair!

I want to do that. We even get to be in a real
circus. You have to come, okay? Okay. August

4th. Just so you know, I'm up to 37 thrill points.
How many do you have? Please welcome Rocky

the Magnificent, who is merely the assistant
to Judy, the even more magnificent. And now,

let's watch the master at work. you not to throw
up on me. Can you put me back together later?

I think so. What did you say? I said I think
so. You think so what? Nothing never mind.

Hey, you wanna go to my Bigfoot meeting? It
starts in 15 minutes. Stink, I told you a bazillion

trillion times. Bigfoot is for bozos. Okay,
just don't be asking for my autographs when

I catch him and get all famous. Pfft.

Let's see, 10 points for riding the scream monster.
Minus five for blue throw up. And five for

prom dress equals. You're right mouse. A big
fat donut. Holy macaroni!

Okay, I can't tell if he'd be a hat, or a wheel,
or a shield. Um... I think it's the lid to

the garbage can. Yeah, I know, but what is it
really?

What is all this anyway? It's my traveling art
studio.

You really are an artist. Yeah. I'm a guerrilla
artist. Guerrilla? As in monkey? No, as in

under the radar. A guerrilla artist makes art
out of everything and puts it everywhere. Why?

Because it's fun and it's daring. I have an
idea.

It was a hat! That looks great! Look, we're
beautifying the world with our amazing art!

Great! Now all we have to do is sneak over to
the library late at night and put our hats

on the lions. Oh, rare! That's ten throw points
for sure! Guess what? Zeke gave me homework!

He said to look for Bigfoot Scat! Scat, now.
Scientific term for animal droppings. Also

known as poop, dung, or doo-doo. But that's
not its only meaning. I sure he wasn't telling

you to scat. Scat, verb, slang term meaning
to exit, scram or go away. Gotcha, Stink. Uh,

Judy. Ice cream!

I'm coming to save you! This won't take long,
I hope.

Okay, this spatula is our last hope. What some?
An ABS? Already been slobbered? No thanks.

It's gonna be

okay. Okay, more leverage. Hang in there.

More pressure. Almost. Oh. Almost.

Whee! Free at last! In only an hour and 17 minutes
and 45 seconds. This was the worst day of my

life. I'm sorry. I'll do anything you want,
anything, to make it up to you. Anything? Mm-hmm.

Well, tomorrow night there's a cemetery creeping
crawl. Can we go? I don't know. Is it worth

thrill points? Yes. Totally, absolutely! Yes,
yes, yes!

Where should I put the scatting noble? Fridge
or freezer? Whatever, it's your animal poop.

Okay, I think freezer. Hey Judy, we're gonna
leave at seven and then we're gonna eat our

picnic at the cemetery. What do you think? Yeah,
extra points for eating with skeletons. And

I need them, because Amy just swam with sharks.
Let me see, let me see!

Whoa. Wow, swimming with a shark, that's cool.

You're gonna lose this way so bad. Hey look,
your finger's green. Green was envy. Green

was pawns. Green like pawns, gum. Green like
boogers. Stink, you're an intergalactic booger.

Hey, where are you going? To the cemetery. We're
walking, right? It's miles from here. We have

to take Humphrey. Who's Humphrey? That's one
of the dad calls that car. No way. You know

your dad had a bike named Humphrey when we were
kids. Let's take bikes. Not allowed after dark.

Bummer. Let's do this.

Steering wheel, gas, brakes, ignition, frog.
You know how to drive, right? Of course. I

drove across the Horn of Africa.

Ah

That was ten years ago, I'm sorry. Ours were
reverse. Got it now.

No worries, he'll come back to me.

Is there a map or something? Cause I have no
idea where I'm going. Got one.

Can you get a ticket for driving too slow? Alright,
backseat driver.

Don't say crap! Crap's a swear! Crap is not
a swear!

We are out of gas. Van. Way. Super. Lost. Are
we still in Virginia? Of course we are. Look,

it's Larkspur Pier. It's Virginia's number one
tourist attraction. Looks more like Virginia's

number one ghost town.

I'm starving.

Isn't it cool, Judy? Wow, we're in the unzone.
How cool is that? The unzone. Get it? It's

cool. That's so funny. Look, I have baloney
for you and turkey for Sting.

ketchup. I remember the ketchup for you.

This smells like almost like... Oh look, a seagull.

Bon appetit!

Disgusting! Gross, gross! Eugh! Crap! That too.

Dear Rocky, have you ever been on a poop picnic?
I have, and it stinks on ice. Hardy, hardy,

hop. Be quiet, you guys! I can't hear myself
right! Sorry. So, the right is the gas, the

left is the brake. Okay? Okay. Look at that!
Tilt your head, Tilt. So what else stinks about

this summer?

Let's see... The circle wave sounds really delicate.
Just never try it with Mr. Sponge Frank Square

Bottle.

Alright, Tutti, ready? Ready! Frank, you ready?
Ready, Frank?

AHHHHH

Mr. Todd's challenge? Find him and get a prize?
Yeah! I got a prize, all right. Mr. Todd! The

Cuckoo Head Prize. And Amy can't stop sending
Megathrilled pics from Borneo.

If you ever go to ride an elephant, Rocky, be
careful. Ride an elephant? Today, all... Oh!

With my luck, you end up giving the elephant
a ride.

So Mr. Todd is supposed to be somewhere cold,
right?

He isn't working in the bakery freezer, that's
for sure. And he wasn't at the mall, the pool,

the park, or by the sea. Mr. Todd is nowhere.
You and Amy aren't even here and you'll probably

find him before me. I'm so desperate for thrill
points and Opal tried to help her put hats

on the lions at the library, but we missed the
bus. At the worst possible time.

Scott, we're on point.

And Opal says, with all else fails, dance. You
woke up late, fell out of bed. Already can't

wait for this day to end. Here's a mess.

So I had to make that into a throw point dance.
I love dancing, so that's the easy peasy, right?

There's always a mo-

Yeah

I lost every round. Tomorrow's another day.
So what? Oh well.

How many zero points do I have after one whole
summer of trying? Not a zip-zero zilch point.

So rocky. Can you please think out more dares
for me? Because otherwise, I'm gonna be a no-point-dare-doing

loser!

Hey Judy, ready for the evil creature double
feature? Yep. Me too, let's go. Who are you?

Bride of Frankenstein. And I'm Frankenstein.
We even have matching rings. Judy and Frank's

in the tree. K-I-S-S-I-K. Do you want me to
feed you to Jaws? Mm-mm-mm-mm. Then take it

back. G-N-I-S-S-I-K.

Let's go. Bye and hope, whoa! Are you making
pancakes? No way, this is plaster of Paris.

Wow, mom and dad would freak if they saw this
mess. Oh yeah, you should really get out the

vacuum and clean it up. I think you should get
out the fire hose. See ya. Bye, you look great.

I love your costume.

I want to take your money! Wahaha! How come
you're wearing a ski jacket? It's August. Because

it's freezing in there. The air conditioner
has gone psycho. Did he say freezing? As in

cold? Mr. Tom!

Search everywhere. Is one of you Mr. Todd? Nope.
And nope. Mr. Todd, is that you? Mr. Todd!

Mr. Todd, Mr. Todd! I give up. Mr. Todd's probably
training penguins in the North Pole or something.

Or something. He he he. Roar!

being a Wimperger. We have to stay to the end
if we want to get points. Don't look at me

or the other one will be scared. Oh! No!

Holy eyeball! Good thing he's dead already.
No! Oh! Watch it!

True, the dead are among us. They have taken
over the small town of Pennsylvania. Lock your

doors, bolt your windows, head to the basement.
And if you don't have a basement, build one.

Sit down! This is our absolute last chance to
earn thrill points! Hairhead Frankenstein.

I come for you! I'm hungry! I'm hungry for you,
Franny! He said my

name! I'm not leaving! Let's go!

Zombies are dead. I'm going home. Great! Rocky
and Amy are breaking the record the funnest

summer ever! And I'm stuck with... Frank and
Screamer. Hey! Rocky and Amy wouldn't bail

after two seconds of zombies. Rocky and Amy
wouldn't knock me off a tightrope. Rocky and

Amy wouldn't puke all over me! Look who's talking!
All your stupid points and dares and charts,

they suck the fun out of everything! You're
like a big wet funspud! Fun sponge.

Ah! Hold on there, Bridezilla. Where's your
ticket? It's inside. It's in my backpack. Sorry.

No ticket? No.

NOOO

Sponge my elbow!

What is that? It's Bigfoot. I'm a gorilla artist
now, huh? Check out the head. You want to help?

I'd love to, only I can't, because I'm going
to spend the rest of this bummer summer in

my room. Look out, she's in a mood. Am not.

85 points already? Rocky? RAAAAR!

September.

I think this is gonna be melted by then.

So you want to spend the rest of the summer
in your room? I might as well. It's already

completely for sure ruined.

Besides, Frank, my used to be second best friend,
but now he's my enemy, called me a fun sponge.

Wow, that's bad. Are you a fun sponge? No way,
he's the sponge. It's his fault I can't get

any thrill points. Right, thrill points. Well,
they're important. You can't have an op on

summer without them. Totally die, I mean, that's
like the number one rule of summer. We have

to find a way for you to get the thrill points.
What about, you know, we didn't put the hats

on the lions yet? The hat's got a ruin, remember?
There's gotta be something else. It's impossible,

Ann Opel. I've already thought of absolutely,
positively everything. There's gotta be more.

Let's go on Google. Let's Google fun. What's
that?

You've got a class up at Big Book, right? Looks
great. And your name is? James Moody, whatever

your girl's name is, Stink. Stink is apparently
building a statue of Bigfoot to commemorate

the monster who may be lurking nearby according
to 27 recent eyewitness reports. Now, most

people think Bigfoot isn't real. How do you
answer that? Well, people don't think giant

squids are real either. Well, they are. And
so is Bigfoot. And I'm gonna catch him. If

you do catch him, Mr. Stink Moody, you'll be
the most famous kid in America. You put this

town on the map.

For years, people have searched for Bigfoot,
but only Judy Moody could find him. How many

thrill points is that worth, do you think? A
million. But who's counting?

In honor of your courageous actions, we are
renaming this town Judy Moodyville! Come on

down, Judy, and put this town on the map!

You stink, Moody. As your quest for Bigfoot
continues, we wish you luck. This is WH2O Broadcasting

Log. Don't forget me. I'm a Bigfooter, too.
You are? It's Judy Moody with a J, an U-D-Y.

Did you get that? Yep. Uh-huh.

Bye. Since when were you a Bigfooter? Since
one minute ago. Listen, is Bigfoot really,

truly for absolute positive real? 27 people
can't be wrong. then I will help you find him.

Yeah! But how come? Because this is my absolute
last chance to get throw points. And if we

actually catch Bigfoot, I might even win the
race. Huh? Nothing, never mind. Just tell me

everything. Got it. And dogs always howl whenever
they see me. That's on page 37. See if I can

tell you more. This is like a Bigfoot encyclopedia.
Okay, Bigfooters, Tuesday's meeting is now

called to order. Herb and Rose? Present. Stink?
Present. New member? Judy Moody. Present.

Where's everyone? This is it. This is our club.
And we welcome you. Get a picture of that.

Better late than never. Rose, do you have a
report? Three new sightings. That's the most

we've gotten in one week. Excellent. Give me
the coordinates. One saw Bigfoot taking laundry

off her clothesline. 57 Ashbury Road. It's a
mile east of the mall. Gotcha. Another saw

something large and furry at the door. The third
swears he saw Bigfoot last night at the corner

of Croker and Jefferson. Croker and Jefferson?
That's where we live! You lived there? Yeah.

What can you say? Anybody say anything? 117
Croker! Just recalling, we're in all night

surveillance. Are you guys up for it? You mean
like a stakeout with flashlights and secret

codes and stuff? I got a whole book of codes.
Oh, right, yes! Real or real? Herb, Rose, you're

in charge of equipment. Troops, we've got everything
you need. Camouflage netting. Check, check.

Night vision goggles. Check, check. Camp quarter
with whistle. Check, check. Thermoses with

coffee. Herb, they don't drink coffee.

Good luck, team. I will call with any sighting
updates. Sir! Okay, that's the lot of it. Now

remember, if you need backup, this van is at
your service. August 3rd, 8.06 PM. The trap

is set, and the Bigfoot stakeout is on. This
is Stink Moody reporting live. You look like

our girl. These don't work. I can't even see.
That's because it's not done yet. Oh. Hey!

Are you ready? Let's go over the plan. You two
will sleep in the tent. Check. If you see or

hear anything, you will contact me immediately
on this walkie talkie. That stinks old baby

monitor. Whatevs. Let's call it the walkie talkie.
What is the signal? Correct. Awesome. What

happens if you fall asleep and Bigfoot attacks
us and we're half-eaten before you get downstairs?

He won't attack us. I know Bigfoot's family.
This means I am your head. And this means your

head was delicious. Okay, Bigfoot's not gonna
eat any heads, all right? Because we're remembering

this vow. We will not fall asleep!

It's stinking up.

Please!

It's... it's him!

What?

Frank? Judy? What are you doing here? Well,
I got my dad to go back to the theater and

pick up our packs, and I thought I could just
drop it off in your tent or something so you'd

find it, only I bumped into a jar and then you
hair knitted me. Sorry, I thought you were

Bigfoot. Why would I be Bigfoot? Who scared
you these pants off, Frank? Did not. You were

screaming your head off. No I wasn't. I was.

Bigfoot? Impossible! That was an owl. What,
Bigfoot pretending to be an owl? Come on, let's

go! I have to get my camcorder. Are you coming,
Frank? It's worth mega, mega points. Um, I

love to, but, um... Oh, that's my dad's goggle,
boy! That's for night vision.

Maybe it really was an owl. Nuh-uh. That was
him. Bigfoot is famous for his owl sounds.

Page 11.

You go first. I'll hold the light. You go first.
I'm filming. You scary pants. Stay close. Not

that close. Then go faster. No way.

Dad?

Stop! Look! There! Shhh! Is that some kind of
bed? Yeah, a Bigfoot bed. Remember from the

picture, this must be where he sleeps. Then...
where is he?

Mr. Hood is coming. Probably watching us. Mr.
Bigfoot, we come in peace. Hello?

There, see, that's his bed!

Do you really think it's his? He was there.
I know it. All I know is I got a face full

of possum and zero throw points. Don't give
up, you can do it. It can take years to catch

a monster. But I don't have years. I need throw
points now. Look, look, it's Bigfoot! Look,

you're the dog! Quick, after him! Go, go, go!
There, after him! Go,

go, go!

Don't stop! Go!

Look, look,

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we need this bike.
Jessica. Jessica, this is a matter of extreme

national emergency. Who are you? I am Opal,
the special agent in charge of the apprehension

of large unidentified creatures. We are requisitioning
all available bicycles. Thank you for your

service to your country. Watch out! Get it off!
Get it off! I can't see it! Sorry!

Hey, we just got a report! Bigfoot's in the
ice cream truck! We know! Get in! Buckle up,

everybody. Should I drive? No! This is Herb
Birnbaum reporting a large runaway man-gorilla

known as Bigfoot who appears to have come into
an ice cream truck. Left! Go left! Go left,

Rosie! No, sir!

I tell you, this is my first official car chase.
Really? We get in two or three of these a week.

Hit it! Hit it! Hang on everybody! Commencing
infrared warning device! Is that legal? When

you're chasing a man, Gorilla-san, anything
is legal. Anything!

Go, go, go! Whoa! When you see my supersonic
tracking device, that's really like the movies.

You sir are an artist. I programmed it with
200 different Bigfoot sounds. The minute it

picks up the slightest... Curb, I told you to
use a lag bolt! Alright. Look out!

I'm a newsman! Can I move you to me? Follow
that news! I'm a newsman! Can I move you to

me?

Oh hey look! It's a pup pigment plate! Hey kids
wait wait! We'll need to put a pigment suit!

Mr. Todd? Judy! Long time no see! What's going
on? We were saving you from- Bigfoot! Back!

Get back!

Zeke? I don't believe this! We received at least
76 calls this morning! It's my teacher! It's

Zeke! I believe it's the ice cream guy. Since
when are you Bigfoot? Why didn't you stop for

us? Well, when? A madcap ride through town has
led us to this pier. Hey, I love your cool

suit. You look awesome. Hi. I'm Mr. Todd, Judy's
teacher. Hi, I'm Opal. And this is Bigfoot.

I hired him to help me sell ice cream. With
all the Bigfoot mania around here, he'll really

help me drum up business. He's way better than
the arrow pointing guy. Why didn't you tell

me that you knew Mr. Todd? I've been looking
for him all summer. Yeah. Dudes, chill. I only

met the Todd's for this morning. that still
remain? Is the real Bigfoot still at large?

And will he show up for the circus? The circus?
Yep, it's today, right here at the pier. And

remember, you get a prize if you find me. Front
row seats. Wow, thanks! Are we the first ones

to find you? Not exactly.

Yeah, sure. Sorry I was such a fenn mop. Sponge.
Whatever. Want some? Bigfoot loves Scott and

Kenny.

Rocky! That is the Big Elephant Booth! I knew
it! Hey Rocky! Hey! Hey Judy! Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to the Saint Seedy Family Circuit! Let
the show begin!

Volunteer from the audience! Someone brave enough
to get sold in half! See me! See me! Hmmm

You, young lady! Thank you! Thank you, GD! I
missed you so much! I missed you too! Pop it!

Yeah, because we only just got home, and we'd
like our little girl in one piece. Don't worry,

Mom. It really didn't hurt that much.

Sorry, Judy!

Judy tonight?

They're way too serious, don't you think?

Fix them! Yup.

Thanks for watching!

spend the rest of your summer in your room?
Oh, for sure an absolute positive. I wouldn't

have put a hat on the lion, or gone on a stakeout,
or fallen off a tightrope, or had a poop picnic,

or found Mr. Todd, or been in a car chase, or
gotten sod and mad, or met you.

How about you don't leave tomorrow? How about
you come live with us?

What about this? Next summer, I'm thinking of
wrapping the Eiffel Tower in 10,000 scars.

Do you wanna help me? For real? That would be
on top of a spaghetti rare. I never thought

we could top this summer, but Paris, wow. Paris,
next summer, be there! I love you!

Thanks for watching!

50 cents to touch Bigfoot! 50 cents to touch
this? Are you nuts, Stink? Do you have change

for a dollar? Yes!

fixing my bike? Yeah sure, no problem.

Thank you.

Oh, my gosh! It's awesome! 50 cents a touch,
Bigfoot! Hey, this was my idea. And Uncle says

art belongs to everyone. Besides, I have to
earn money for the Eiffel Tower. 50 cents a

touch! For a dollar, Bigfoot will shake your
hand! Or better yet, for $100, we'll move them

to your yard. For $1,000, I'll tell you where
the real Bigfoot lives! Yeah!

You're dead? That's not good. today. Like any
other day. I'm gonna change that. Wait and

see. Gonna learn to fly. Gonna touch the sky.
She

Nip.

Okay, okay. Cut. Okay.

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