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They stopped.
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Which one?
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Seven.
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Start the stopwatch.
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- Is he okay?
- Yes, fine.
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Stop.
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What does that mean?
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Nothing...
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There...
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The logic is, when forced
into an aversive situation
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i.e. being dumped into a pool...
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the rat will oscillate between attempts
to escape and resigning to its fate.
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- And this guy gave up?
- Today he did.
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Does he usually?
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Yeah.
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I'm trying to quantify
how helpless this one feels
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and why more today than yesterday.
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But it seems Mr. 7 is always
a little bit of a quitter.
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- Could you sign this for me, Larry?
- Sure.
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- Thank you.
- This is my friend Brian Weathersby
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Hi Brian, nice to meet you.
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- Do you work here?
- No.
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We went to college together.
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Really?
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- He looks so much older than you.
- Thanks so much.
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This is a PhD candidate
in neurobiology.
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She's studying aggression
and sexual behaviour
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- in Mongolian gerbils.
- I just play with gerbil dick all day.
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Really?
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No...
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just... their brains.
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- I'm sorry, that was really weird.
- Little bit.
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I'm gonna go.
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It was nice to meet you.
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I'm sorry again.
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If she had any idea how many times a day
I masturbated thinking about her.
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She'd probably sue the university.
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- She'd be right, it's inappropriate.
- Yeah.
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So...
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why do some swim and others not?
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It's hard to say... I mean nobody knows
to what degree the rat feels helpless.
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What we do know is that the drugs
we administer to make the rats
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wanna swim more are the same drugs
that make people,
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- feel less depressed.
- Antidepressants?
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Antidepressants.
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Do you know women are 20 times
more likely to be depressed than men?
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Maybe more.
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Can't remember the exact number.
It's a lot more.
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That's good...
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for men.
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Not really... when you think
about it heterosexually.
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Right.
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Enough, enough...
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stop, stop, stop!
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Shit, what happened to you?
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Pickup game, caught an elbow.
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Black dude? White dude?
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Definitely white.
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Hey Kevin, lunch.
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Hey look, got some mini burgers
a whole bunch if you want some.
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- Wassup dude not much.
- Hey Kevin
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- Want some?
- No, I'm good.
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How did you make out
with the Wall Street guy?
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I think I sold him 5 beds.
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5 beds?
Why does he need 5 beds for?
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He's got 5 bedrooms.
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Smart.
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Came in looking for some beds
for his new mansion.
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I asked him
how his bonus season went.
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Yeah, and...?
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He cackled, squealed like a pig.
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Fucking guy's 28.
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What's bonus season?
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Every year banks give out bonuses,
big bonuses a couple of mil.
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I'm in the wrong industry.
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I got him up on that Scona, made him
take off his shoes, got him a cup of tea.
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He laid there
for a couple of minutes.
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I asked him some questions
about his job,
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reported bout his success
and bang... 5 beds.
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You could sell salt to a slug...
if you listen to the slug.
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This place depresses me.
Don't like the idea.
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Stores?
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- Let me get you somebody to talk to.
- Christ.
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They'll help,
they know what they're talkin' about.
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I don't have all day for speeches
I want a bed.
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Hold on.
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- Hi, can I help you?
- Yes, my boss is looking for a bed.
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- Okay...
- And he doesn't have a ton of time.
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This bed feels like it's full
of cookie dough.
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That's a horsehair-covered bed.
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It's a shit-covered bed
that's what it is.
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What's this?
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That's the Lady Englander Americanus
Series 400.
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A salesman with a shiner.
I'm gonna believe him.
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- Better feels like a plank though.
- Here's some literature.
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I didn't just fall
off the turnip truck, son.
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Tell you what,
if you have any specific questions,
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I'm happy to help,
I'll be right over here.
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No, you're on this ride with me
and the poofter here.
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I came here to buy a bed
and I don't have time to chase you down
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your little video-game station.
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And what you kids do all day. Playing
those Tetris games pretending to work.
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What's this?
A sarcophagus?
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That's the Scona Sangar 770 series
3000 coil count.
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Best bed on the market.
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- Swedish.
- That was a joke.
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Good one. Try it out, Gary.
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C'mon, not gonna touch you.
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Don't have to be shy in front of me,
I know how you spend your weekends.
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Bunch of homos on Fire Island piling
on top of each other. It's disgusting.
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It's nice.
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Bet you wish you had a some of these out
there. Get all your buddies together.
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Have a disgusting orgy.
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I bet you wish you could come.
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Alright, get up.
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- What's the story on this thing?
- It's the last bed you'll ever buy.
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- Only bed I ever bought, how much?
- $14,000.
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American? It's a lot of money
for a goddamn bed.
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Alright,
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I'll send my girl by this afternoon
take a look, work out the financing.
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14 grand is the price you quoted me
not a penny more
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so don't try to Jew the price up on me.
You're not Jewish, are you?
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- No, I'm not.
- Good.
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It's just a figure of speech,
I'm half Jew myself
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I work with Jews, they Jew me
all day long so I can say it.
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- There's shipping and handling
- No. 14 grand, work it out Chester.
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Let's go Gary,
this place depresses me.
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You going where and for what now?
And when you leaving?
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- Vancouver, right?
- Vermont. That was close.
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My father's 80th birthday.
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80th? Damn.
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Your brother's going?
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Hi.
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- Can I help you?
- Yeah.
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My dad... he came in here earlier
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and talked to someone about a bed.
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He came in here with another guy.
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- Big guy?
- No, gay.
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I meant your dad?
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Oh yeah,
kind of sort of uh loud mouth.
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Yeah, the Scona bed you wanna see?
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Yeah...
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This way.
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That's a great bed.
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Made in Sweden.
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May I sit on it?
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Sure.
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This is a nice bed!
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- How much is it?
- $14,000.
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Holy shit!
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Is this the one he wants?
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Fuck it, money gotta spin man.
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Thank you.
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Can I lie here for awhile?
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Sure.
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Thanks.
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Can you see up my skirt?
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Not really.
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Great.
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What happened to your eye?
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I was attacked by a homeless man.
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I'm gonna get you a receipt,
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there's...
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a warranty package built
into the price,
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it's a pretty standard
25 year non-prorated deal.
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And... for delivery...
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I guess I'll waive the fee
because I told your dad or...
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or really he told me.
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Family Initiative.
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Kenyatta Folds, please.
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I'm sorry, can you repeat the name?
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Can you please connect me to
Kenyatta Folds this is Brian Weathersby.
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- This is Kenyatta
- Hey Kenyatta, it's Brian.
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Oh hey, wassup man?
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What's the name
of those beds you make?
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We don't make them
but they're called Scona beds.
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I looked them up,
that shit's expensive.
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Yes, but truly excellent
sleeping devices.
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Better be for that kinda money.
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Wassup big boy?
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Nothing, it's Friday,
so I thought I'd call.
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I got no news man,
they met on Wednesday but...
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nothing's changed.
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What about the application and
references did that make it any further?
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No.
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OK, I'm still interested
in the main adoption list
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but can you keep me on the email list
and for alternative list as well?
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- All 3 lists?
- You know it, man.
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Thanks.
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Be safe.
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- Will do, bye.
- Bye.
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Who is that girl?
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That guy, the big guy
who came in earlier.
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His daughter.
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He buy that bed?
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You see that's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
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- So what's up with them Chinese people.
- Still no word.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
Tell your papa I said Happy 80th.
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I will.
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How old was he when he had you?
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52.
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Damn.
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Still shooting bullets at 52.
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- I'm out.
- OK.
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I fell asleep on your bed.
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How long was I asleep?
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2 and a half hours.
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You must've been tired.
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I've got your receipt here
and all the paperwork for the bed,
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you just need to tell me
when to deliver it.
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Wait a minute...
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I had this fucked up dream...
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I was in a cave and my hair
was made out of marijuana and then...
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my swim coach
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was...
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And then...
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we went to...
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are you adopting a dog?
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You were in my dream.
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Do you ever incorporate things
into your dreams?
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I was out of it.
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What were we talking about?
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Delivery, when do you want it?
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You were on the phone.
You talking bout somethin'.
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What were you talking?
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In the process of adopting
a baby from China.
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- Did you give me this?
- Yes.
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- That's amazing.
- It was right there on the bed.
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I meant the baby.
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I don't have the baby yet.
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Yeah, you've to go through
a shit ton of tests and...
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interviews
and there are a few categories where
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I'm not an ideal candidate.
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- Do you mind me asking why?
- Not at all, I'm not married and 28.
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- What would they rather have?
- Married and 30.
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Are you gonna raise this kid?
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That's the idea,
yeah if I ever get one.
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So, how long have you wanted
to do that?
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Pretty much my whole life.
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So it's been a weird obsession.
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Sorry I keep asking questions.
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No, it's OK, it's a little weird.
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So do you actually deliver it?
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The bed?
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The guys do it.
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The delivery guys.
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Well,
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I guess...
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I'll just come in tomorrow and...
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see...
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what my dad wants.
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Yeah sure.
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You just have to sign here
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and you're good.
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I am...
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Brian, by the way.
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I'm Happy.
258
00:19:13,312 --> 00:19:15,891
Me, my name's Harriet,
but everybody calls me Happy.
259
00:19:16,016 --> 00:19:17,649
It's a nice name.
260
00:19:18,035 --> 00:19:18,980
Which one?
261
00:19:19,105 --> 00:19:20,106
Harriet.
262
00:19:20,231 --> 00:19:21,159
I like it.
263
00:19:21,284 --> 00:19:22,232
Me too.
264
00:19:23,508 --> 00:19:24,954
Near grand'ma.
265
00:19:34,251 --> 00:19:35,801
- Yes, so...
- Shit.
266
00:19:36,326 --> 00:19:37,976
I'll talk to you tomorrow?
267
00:19:38,101 --> 00:19:40,105
I'm late for work.
268
00:19:41,004 --> 00:19:42,560
You going to work now?
269
00:19:42,685 --> 00:19:44,135
Yeah, I'm a hooker.
270
00:19:44,544 --> 00:19:45,694
I thought so.
271
00:19:47,004 --> 00:19:48,770
I work for my sister.
272
00:19:49,662 --> 00:19:50,873
Sort of.
273
00:19:54,108 --> 00:19:55,100
I gotta go.
274
00:19:55,225 --> 00:19:56,718
Yes, good luck.
275
00:19:58,314 --> 00:20:00,289
Thanks for letting me sleep here.
276
00:20:01,319 --> 00:20:02,269
Sure.
277
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:05,561
Anytime...
278
00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:17,139
Yeah, that's looking good.
279
00:20:18,427 --> 00:20:19,372
Is it?
280
00:20:19,497 --> 00:20:20,498
Hell yeah.
281
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,104
Black hair ain't easy to deal
with you know.
282
00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:26,939
Had a white stepfather had to deal
with my sister's Afro coiffures.
283
00:20:27,751 --> 00:20:30,570
She looked like a dog
when he finished with 'em.
284
00:20:31,385 --> 00:20:34,912
White people just don't know
how difficult black hair's to deal with.
285
00:20:37,413 --> 00:20:38,809
What's up dude not much?
286
00:20:41,298 --> 00:20:42,459
You know Kevin.
287
00:20:42,584 --> 00:20:44,166
That's two separate things.
288
00:20:45,486 --> 00:20:47,587
"What's up dude" is the question.
289
00:20:47,918 --> 00:20:50,303
"Not much" is the answer
to that question.
290
00:20:52,933 --> 00:20:56,095
Listen dudes, I need someone
to help me with that Scona delivery.
291
00:20:57,065 --> 00:20:59,759
For that guy with the fag friend.
292
00:21:01,590 --> 00:21:03,190
I'm sorry, homosexual.
293
00:21:04,369 --> 00:21:05,557
Where's Plume?
294
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:09,453
Well he called in sick dude.
He's like ate some bad chicken.
295
00:21:09,797 --> 00:21:12,397
Parts and he's like
honking his guts out.
296
00:21:13,408 --> 00:21:15,067
Well get on Kumalo.
297
00:21:15,192 --> 00:21:16,532
Not today dude. Religion.
298
00:21:16,657 --> 00:21:18,316
- I'll do it.
- Sweet.
299
00:21:18,441 --> 00:21:20,913
- I'll call in a temp.
- No, I don't mind.
300
00:21:21,873 --> 00:21:23,524
Route 212, 93.
301
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:27,043
Right here.
302
00:21:30,139 --> 00:21:31,140
Sweet.
303
00:21:53,901 --> 00:21:54,902
Happy!
304
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:56,549
What?
305
00:21:56,821 --> 00:21:57,822
The door!
306
00:21:59,862 --> 00:22:00,764
Got it.
307
00:22:09,742 --> 00:22:10,532
Yeah?
308
00:22:10,657 --> 00:22:12,300
Sandman mattress.
309
00:22:12,594 --> 00:22:14,225
It's the delivery.
310
00:22:16,021 --> 00:22:17,022
Thanks.
311
00:22:18,022 --> 00:22:20,272
Put some clothes on for God's sake.
312
00:22:37,565 --> 00:22:38,566
Hello?
313
00:22:40,936 --> 00:22:42,936
We're delivering the mattress.
314
00:22:43,284 --> 00:22:45,334
I'm lying on the kitchen floor.
315
00:22:45,884 --> 00:22:48,373
Now that we both know
what we're doing, what's next?
316
00:22:58,884 --> 00:23:00,634
Where can we set this up?
317
00:23:01,471 --> 00:23:03,321
How about the bedroom area?
318
00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:05,856
Where is that, sir?
319
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:16,919
The delivery guy got sick.
320
00:23:17,969 --> 00:23:19,697
Come on, I'll show you.
321
00:23:30,819 --> 00:23:32,208
What's up dude not much?
322
00:23:37,135 --> 00:23:38,966
- Kevin!
- Coming.
323
00:23:42,591 --> 00:23:43,763
So just,
324
00:23:44,469 --> 00:23:45,990
right there.
325
00:23:49,689 --> 00:23:50,609
Happy?
326
00:23:52,684 --> 00:23:53,773
Happy?
327
00:23:53,939 --> 00:23:55,289
What? I'm coming.
328
00:24:04,004 --> 00:24:05,947
I'm going to the back doctor today.
329
00:24:07,854 --> 00:24:09,234
I need you to drive me.
330
00:24:09,750 --> 00:24:10,703
No way.
331
00:24:11,674 --> 00:24:13,203
I'll give you $1000.
332
00:24:13,844 --> 00:24:14,911
Dad, I can't.
333
00:24:16,839 --> 00:24:18,160
Get that kid to do it.
334
00:24:18,285 --> 00:24:19,335
Who? Brian?
335
00:24:20,858 --> 00:24:23,985
We can't just ask him
to do stuffs like that, that's weird.
336
00:24:32,717 --> 00:24:35,017
I've kinda a weird question for you.
337
00:24:35,142 --> 00:24:36,210
What is it?
338
00:24:37,628 --> 00:24:40,137
Will you drive my dad
to the back specialist?
339
00:24:44,294 --> 00:24:46,344
I can't drive in New York City.
340
00:24:48,661 --> 00:24:49,553
A cab?
341
00:24:49,881 --> 00:24:51,581
He doesn't ride in cabs.
342
00:24:56,294 --> 00:24:57,285
He'll pay you
343
00:24:57,410 --> 00:25:00,473
and I will come with you
so it won't get too weird.
344
00:25:03,027 --> 00:25:06,166
I really appreciate you doing this,
taking time off from work and all.
345
00:25:06,291 --> 00:25:07,174
Well.
346
00:25:07,719 --> 00:25:09,319
Where the hell is she?
347
00:25:11,202 --> 00:25:14,998
I'm totally serious when I say she may
have gotten lost leaving the apartment.
348
00:25:20,746 --> 00:25:23,431
Somebody got all glossied up.
349
00:25:24,911 --> 00:25:25,706
Good.
350
00:25:30,183 --> 00:25:31,535
You play tennis?
351
00:25:31,911 --> 00:25:33,720
I've played, not much.
352
00:25:33,845 --> 00:25:36,285
I have the 9th fastest serve
in the world.
353
00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:37,509
They clocked it.
354
00:25:37,894 --> 00:25:38,752
Verified.
355
00:25:41,650 --> 00:25:44,182
- The doctor will meet you in Room 1.
- Fabulous.
356
00:25:44,307 --> 00:25:46,326
- Will be about an hour.
- Come on in now.
357
00:26:17,685 --> 00:26:18,521
Thanks.
358
00:26:23,056 --> 00:26:25,832
Structurally,
there are no abnormalities.
359
00:26:25,957 --> 00:26:27,833
Has to do with musculature
and ligaments.
360
00:26:27,958 --> 00:26:30,517
This has to be the last time
we talk about this.
361
00:26:30,642 --> 00:26:32,244
What about ruptured discs?
362
00:26:32,648 --> 00:26:36,435
That is bullshit.
All that shit is fucking bullshit.
363
00:26:36,723 --> 00:26:39,687
Back disorders, duodenal ulcers,
the most misdiagnosed conditions
364
00:26:39,812 --> 00:26:42,639
attributed to middle-aged men today.
I'm not going down that road.
365
00:26:43,465 --> 00:26:44,901
Stress, Al.
366
00:26:45,747 --> 00:26:46,664
Tension.
367
00:26:46,789 --> 00:26:49,305
Weariness,
that's what causes most of this shit.
368
00:26:49,986 --> 00:26:51,329
Let me show you something.
369
00:26:57,331 --> 00:26:58,524
A little pressure.
370
00:26:59,438 --> 00:27:01,792
- Look at that energy pattern.
- You look at it.
371
00:27:02,167 --> 00:27:04,463
I'll go along with it
but I'm not fucking stressed.
372
00:27:06,128 --> 00:27:07,377
What are you reading?
373
00:27:09,292 --> 00:27:13,347
It's an article about a Tibetan
who plays basketball
374
00:27:13,513 --> 00:27:15,362
with some other Monks in Arizona.
375
00:27:16,358 --> 00:27:18,894
Says they got in a fight with five
376
00:27:19,307 --> 00:27:23,194
advertising executives in front
of a bunch of kids.
377
00:27:25,799 --> 00:27:27,044
What do you reading?
378
00:27:30,555 --> 00:27:31,855
Mostly just ads.
379
00:27:33,861 --> 00:27:35,121
This one's for...
380
00:27:35,246 --> 00:27:37,180
a meditation cushion.
381
00:27:38,987 --> 00:27:40,649
That's filled with buckwheat.
382
00:27:41,213 --> 00:27:43,767
And it costs $249.
383
00:27:46,128 --> 00:27:47,302
It's a cushion?
384
00:27:51,246 --> 00:27:53,058
It's mostly just a pillow that...
385
00:27:54,156 --> 00:27:55,659
looks like a stump.
386
00:27:57,006 --> 00:27:58,142
Seems like a lot.
387
00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:12,889
Do you have any interest
in having sex with me?
388
00:28:17,250 --> 00:28:18,037
Yeah.
389
00:28:18,490 --> 00:28:19,316
Really?
390
00:28:23,241 --> 00:28:24,114
Now?
391
00:28:58,804 --> 00:29:00,829
I need to schedule
another appointment.
392
00:29:01,314 --> 00:29:04,083
- How was your visit, Mr. Lolly?
- A waste of money.
393
00:29:04,249 --> 00:29:06,256
How about Thursday the 23rd?
394
00:29:06,381 --> 00:29:07,586
The 24th?
395
00:29:08,517 --> 00:29:09,461
9:30?
396
00:29:10,542 --> 00:29:11,340
2:30?
397
00:29:20,434 --> 00:29:22,226
Smells like a wharf nut in here.
398
00:29:22,565 --> 00:29:23,448
What?
399
00:29:24,875 --> 00:29:26,355
Smells like low tide.
400
00:29:28,143 --> 00:29:30,565
- That's weird.
- I don't smell anything.
401
00:29:32,307 --> 00:29:33,725
How was the doctor, dad?
402
00:29:33,850 --> 00:29:35,265
Good enough quack.
403
00:29:36,101 --> 00:29:38,204
Charged a fortune
but I've got his number.
404
00:29:40,730 --> 00:29:43,087
Did you know I had brain cancer once?
405
00:29:47,041 --> 00:29:49,211
Huge tumour on the recesses
in my temporal lobe.
406
00:29:51,575 --> 00:29:52,815
But you're OK now.
407
00:29:53,573 --> 00:29:55,084
100% holistic.
408
00:29:55,209 --> 00:29:56,859
No chemo, no radiation.
409
00:29:58,656 --> 00:29:59,680
What did you do?
410
00:30:00,293 --> 00:30:03,226
I mapped the pathology of the cancer
with my mind.
411
00:30:04,068 --> 00:30:05,218
Very Chinese.
412
00:30:07,918 --> 00:30:09,218
Then I moved it.
413
00:30:10,359 --> 00:30:12,089
Again with meditation.
414
00:30:12,214 --> 00:30:15,218
I pushed it down to the fatty tissue
of my temporal lobe...
415
00:30:15,343 --> 00:30:16,196
2 months.
416
00:30:17,383 --> 00:30:20,763
Then I moved it down
to my nasal cavity stream. 3 months.
417
00:30:22,989 --> 00:30:24,663
Then one day I just hocked it out.
418
00:30:30,252 --> 00:30:32,637
About the size of a squash ball,
maybe bigger.
419
00:30:32,762 --> 00:30:34,231
Do you play squash, Brian?
420
00:30:34,356 --> 00:30:35,839
I've played some squash.
421
00:30:35,964 --> 00:30:37,404
I was the no 2 at Yale.
422
00:30:37,529 --> 00:30:39,489
Behind some Paki named Nasser.
423
00:30:39,614 --> 00:30:40,411
Dad.
424
00:30:42,890 --> 00:30:43,891
Pakistani.
425
00:30:44,529 --> 00:30:45,851
The guy was a wire.
426
00:31:04,566 --> 00:31:07,216
- It's Missy.
- Right, gerbil cock, right?
427
00:31:11,050 --> 00:31:12,455
She wants you.
428
00:31:12,580 --> 00:31:13,473
Stop it.
429
00:31:15,275 --> 00:31:16,778
What's up in the rat world?
430
00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:22,238
Depression,
sleep deprivation, test, the usual.
431
00:31:23,679 --> 00:31:24,890
What the fuck is that?
432
00:31:26,771 --> 00:31:28,471
This, is a sports drink.
433
00:31:29,475 --> 00:31:30,582
I'm hungover.
434
00:31:32,605 --> 00:31:34,656
- How you doin' man?
- Well...
435
00:31:35,041 --> 00:31:36,341
I got a problem.
436
00:31:37,590 --> 00:31:38,691
What's going on?
437
00:31:40,815 --> 00:31:42,512
I had sex with this girl
438
00:31:42,637 --> 00:31:45,661
in the back of her father' station wagon
the other day.
439
00:31:47,303 --> 00:31:49,548
Is it a sting
when you pee kinda problem?
440
00:31:52,458 --> 00:31:53,459
Expound.
441
00:31:56,026 --> 00:31:56,965
Now what?
442
00:31:59,956 --> 00:32:02,754
Well now there are 2 possible reactions
to this scenario.
443
00:32:03,468 --> 00:32:05,183
You either wanna bang it home again
444
00:32:05,308 --> 00:32:07,516
or you never see her
for the rest of your life.
445
00:32:08,001 --> 00:32:09,026
Which is it?
446
00:32:13,296 --> 00:32:14,369
Bang it home?
447
00:32:15,536 --> 00:32:17,557
Why are you saying it
like it's a question?
448
00:32:19,610 --> 00:32:20,612
Bang it home.
449
00:32:22,537 --> 00:32:24,900
There you go.
Damn straight bang it home.
450
00:32:25,702 --> 00:32:26,636
Good job.
451
00:32:27,780 --> 00:32:28,922
Who is this girl?
452
00:32:29,047 --> 00:32:32,853
She came into the store the other day,
and her dad bought a bed.
453
00:32:33,792 --> 00:32:35,341
God bless capitalism.
454
00:32:36,214 --> 00:32:38,291
So when's the next bang-bang
gonna happen?
455
00:32:38,416 --> 00:32:39,511
I don't know.
456
00:32:39,929 --> 00:32:41,254
You like her?
457
00:32:41,786 --> 00:32:44,142
- You like her like her?
- I don't know.
458
00:32:45,889 --> 00:32:49,820
You think it's possible that the rat
that stopped swimming was just tired
459
00:32:49,945 --> 00:32:51,440
and taking a little break?
460
00:32:51,876 --> 00:32:52,987
Unlikely.
461
00:32:53,519 --> 00:32:56,318
These calculations are based
on months of testing, so...
462
00:32:57,087 --> 00:33:01,092
The rat that stopped swimming again and
again is probably more than just tired.
463
00:33:02,526 --> 00:33:03,989
How's the mattress business?
464
00:33:06,041 --> 00:33:07,378
I should get there.
465
00:33:08,851 --> 00:33:09,903
Hey you...
466
00:33:10,475 --> 00:33:11,907
should ask Missy out.
467
00:33:12,478 --> 00:33:13,373
Can't.
468
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:14,488
Scared.
469
00:33:14,613 --> 00:33:15,512
Good luck.
470
00:33:16,867 --> 00:33:17,801
You too.
471
00:33:19,587 --> 00:33:21,676
You gotta swim
if you wanna bang it home.
472
00:33:22,428 --> 00:33:24,323
That's reality.
Remember that.
473
00:33:25,753 --> 00:33:26,547
I will.
474
00:33:40,021 --> 00:33:42,341
- What's our first meal?
- Nothing.
475
00:33:42,466 --> 00:33:44,106
Come on.
I'm starving.
476
00:33:44,650 --> 00:33:46,932
- It's better on an empty stomach.
- It's true.
477
00:33:47,057 --> 00:33:48,258
Crock. It's not.
478
00:33:48,383 --> 00:33:51,248
I'm hungry, I'm gonna grab something
to eat. Brian you want something?
479
00:33:51,373 --> 00:33:52,591
No, I'm alright.
480
00:33:52,716 --> 00:33:54,372
Excuse me, shaman.
481
00:34:00,291 --> 00:34:01,587
Dad, you need some help?
482
00:34:01,712 --> 00:34:03,444
Nope, I've got it.
483
00:34:03,569 --> 00:34:05,026
When are the shrooms ready?
484
00:34:05,151 --> 00:34:08,176
Oh no...
best to let it steep a while.
485
00:34:10,478 --> 00:34:13,799
Talked to a local, he said there were
a lot, ahead of the woods and...
486
00:34:14,669 --> 00:34:18,423
black trumpets south side of Temper
lower elevations than last year.
487
00:34:19,519 --> 00:34:20,621
You bringing that?
488
00:34:21,093 --> 00:34:22,459
Might be some pheasant.
489
00:34:23,065 --> 00:34:24,849
A pheasant with a death wish?
490
00:34:25,511 --> 00:34:26,727
That's tradition.
491
00:34:27,172 --> 00:34:28,567
He brings a gun.
492
00:34:28,971 --> 00:34:30,492
He doesn't use the gun.
493
00:34:31,314 --> 00:34:32,369
He throws up.
494
00:34:33,052 --> 00:34:33,954
Thanks dad.
495
00:34:35,050 --> 00:34:36,472
Sometimes...
496
00:34:36,730 --> 00:34:38,486
it takes mushrooms...
497
00:34:39,293 --> 00:34:41,230
to find mushrooms.
498
00:34:42,652 --> 00:34:45,286
Prepare your pouches
for the poisoning.
499
00:35:08,358 --> 00:35:12,149
My hand is starting to look a bit
like an eagle's claw.
500
00:35:15,250 --> 00:35:18,148
So I think it's time
to pack our stuffs.
501
00:36:28,841 --> 00:36:30,456
Any news from China?
502
00:36:31,426 --> 00:36:32,636
Not really.
503
00:36:32,761 --> 00:36:34,727
Same stuff, I'm on the list...
504
00:36:35,939 --> 00:36:38,657
A couple of years...
could be earlier.
505
00:36:40,633 --> 00:36:43,198
Listen, my friend Jin Ho,
506
00:36:43,683 --> 00:36:45,860
very powerful businessman,
507
00:36:45,985 --> 00:36:47,963
right here in the States.
508
00:36:48,129 --> 00:36:51,601
He owns an airline company,
tobacco interests...
509
00:36:51,866 --> 00:36:53,259
some crap like that.
510
00:36:56,526 --> 00:36:57,973
He might be able to help you.
511
00:36:58,670 --> 00:37:01,476
Well, I think he's Korean, dad
if that's what you mean.
512
00:37:04,059 --> 00:37:05,884
Yes, yes...
513
00:37:06,372 --> 00:37:08,602
He's a marvelous Korean!!
514
00:37:10,413 --> 00:37:12,128
Of no help to you.
515
00:37:14,327 --> 00:37:15,637
I hope it happens.
516
00:37:16,857 --> 00:37:20,059
Be nice to have some
new life in this family.
517
00:37:20,657 --> 00:37:22,086
Hope you get the kid.
518
00:37:22,518 --> 00:37:24,079
I think you'd be great at it.
519
00:37:25,179 --> 00:37:27,312
- You think so?
- I do, I do...
520
00:37:28,202 --> 00:37:29,512
You got what it takes.
521
00:37:30,187 --> 00:37:31,506
What does it take?
522
00:37:36,493 --> 00:37:40,856
I haven't the foggiest idea,
to be truthful...
523
00:37:41,675 --> 00:37:42,483
but...
524
00:37:42,608 --> 00:37:43,476
listen...
525
00:37:44,894 --> 00:37:48,685
Here we are, walking together
in the woods.
526
00:37:50,153 --> 00:37:51,854
And if you can aspire...
527
00:37:53,652 --> 00:37:57,729
to... be walking in the woods
with your kids.
528
00:37:58,287 --> 00:38:00,795
After they've made it as far
as we've made it...
529
00:38:01,857 --> 00:38:02,680
then...
530
00:38:03,662 --> 00:38:05,540
I think you've done the right thing.
531
00:38:06,950 --> 00:38:08,316
That makes sense.
532
00:38:08,885 --> 00:38:10,055
It makes sense.
533
00:38:11,535 --> 00:38:12,678
Not really.
534
00:38:14,423 --> 00:38:15,252
But...
535
00:38:17,328 --> 00:38:20,074
I think you understand me...
536
00:38:20,781 --> 00:38:21,660
I do.
537
00:38:24,556 --> 00:38:26,502
- Dad!
- What the fuck?!
538
00:38:26,627 --> 00:38:27,431
Dad...
539
00:38:27,797 --> 00:38:29,578
Where the fuck did it come from?
540
00:38:29,703 --> 00:38:31,190
Are you alright?
541
00:38:31,357 --> 00:38:34,056
Yeah yeah, I'm the war generation.
542
00:38:34,181 --> 00:38:37,717
When we hear shots we get down. You guys
are running around like targets.
543
00:38:37,974 --> 00:38:40,065
- You sure you're okay?
- Yeah yeah I'm fine.
544
00:38:40,190 --> 00:38:41,807
Looks like a tiny calibre bullet.
545
00:38:42,363 --> 00:38:43,478
Looks like a 22.
546
00:38:43,910 --> 00:38:46,809
Some hunter probably shot one
across our bow.
547
00:38:46,934 --> 00:38:49,577
- Yeah, what's he hunting? Squirrel?
- He has a point.
548
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:52,170
There shouldn't be anyone
hunting right now.
549
00:38:52,336 --> 00:38:55,635
There's 2 ways we can go here
we can hunt the fucker down... sorry...
550
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:57,320
Or we can make our way back.
551
00:38:57,626 --> 00:38:58,517
Oysters.
552
00:38:59,771 --> 00:39:02,514
Check them golden oysters!
553
00:39:03,543 --> 00:39:05,452
Look at those beauties.
554
00:39:05,835 --> 00:39:09,187
- What we gonna do about the long gun?
- Nothing, nothing.
555
00:39:09,973 --> 00:39:13,525
We got our mushrooms,
go back to our cabins and call it a day.
556
00:39:14,347 --> 00:39:19,239
Then later, I'll take our bounty
after hours, head back into town
557
00:39:19,674 --> 00:39:22,146
and have them cook us a proper meal.
558
00:39:28,751 --> 00:39:30,243
Bonjour mes amis.
559
00:39:41,956 --> 00:39:43,262
You need any help?
560
00:39:49,663 --> 00:39:52,372
Brian, Tu viens me Donner
un coup de main.
561
00:39:53,439 --> 00:39:54,871
I'd love to help.
562
00:39:55,175 --> 00:39:56,262
What's he saying?
563
00:39:56,387 --> 00:39:57,998
I'm gonna help Jacques
564
00:39:58,123 --> 00:40:01,736
with the dinner and he
thinks dad's a murderer in the kitchen.
565
00:40:01,861 --> 00:40:03,898
What, everybody speaks French but me?
566
00:40:17,436 --> 00:40:19,220
Jacques, can we speak in English?
567
00:40:19,596 --> 00:40:22,732
Evidemment,
I get carried away sometimes.
568
00:40:23,678 --> 00:40:26,522
Whatever that boy wants,
he'll figure it out at some point.
569
00:40:27,477 --> 00:40:30,055
And you've got 15 years
on both of ya.
570
00:40:32,381 --> 00:40:35,294
You forget what you were like
when you were his age?
571
00:40:35,419 --> 00:40:37,692
I was finishing my residency
when I was his age.
572
00:40:37,858 --> 00:40:40,249
Yeah, I was in Russia
buying oil tankers.
573
00:40:41,815 --> 00:40:43,431
You look good.
Very strong.
574
00:40:43,556 --> 00:40:45,470
Stronger than I've ever seen you.
575
00:40:45,595 --> 00:40:48,536
And I've seen you
since you were a little...
576
00:40:49,028 --> 00:40:50,012
"pizza".
577
00:40:51,872 --> 00:40:54,144
You mean piss-ant?
578
00:40:54,444 --> 00:40:56,420
Oui c'est ça, c'est ça.
579
00:40:57,982 --> 00:40:59,672
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
580
00:41:01,912 --> 00:41:06,184
Well, that's for you Jacques, thanks for
the hospitality and for the Frenchness.
581
00:41:06,309 --> 00:41:10,284
Thank you for the champignon
and for being an absurd American.
582
00:41:11,459 --> 00:41:13,013
So, how will you get home?
583
00:41:13,138 --> 00:41:14,521
- Brian.
- I've got it.
584
00:41:14,838 --> 00:41:17,207
- Are you okay to drive?
- He doesn't drink.
585
00:41:17,332 --> 00:41:20,763
No. I just don't drink 3 bottles
of wine on my own.
586
00:41:26,571 --> 00:41:29,661
Jacques, you fabulous Frenchman!
587
00:41:30,095 --> 00:41:31,781
Thank you for suffering us.
588
00:41:32,475 --> 00:41:35,550
Been my pleasure.
And don't forget to come back soon.
589
00:41:36,749 --> 00:41:38,702
Merci monsieur,
I don't kiss like that.
590
00:41:40,253 --> 00:41:42,239
- You crazy Americans.
- No kidding.
591
00:41:47,515 --> 00:41:48,714
That means wait.
592
00:41:49,196 --> 00:41:50,324
Thanks dad.
593
00:41:52,036 --> 00:41:55,562
You put them in the pot,
you boil them and you make a bisque.
594
00:41:57,807 --> 00:41:59,005
Watch your step.
595
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:06,403
Lobsters, lobsters, lobsters...
596
00:42:21,484 --> 00:42:23,895
Motherfucker!
597
00:43:18,852 --> 00:43:20,343
Jailbreak?
598
00:43:23,125 --> 00:43:25,947
Is this a rueful act or a mistake?
599
00:43:26,072 --> 00:43:28,282
Are you trying to free these things?
600
00:43:29,226 --> 00:43:30,032
No!
601
00:43:33,172 --> 00:43:34,831
I got a leg cramp.
602
00:43:35,858 --> 00:43:36,876
I see.
603
00:43:54,869 --> 00:43:56,290
What are you doing here?
604
00:43:56,415 --> 00:43:58,343
- Does it matter.
- Why?
605
00:43:58,468 --> 00:44:01,978
I'm with my Japanese guys
doing business. Does my breath stink?
606
00:44:02,857 --> 00:44:04,292
- Yes.
- Damn.
607
00:44:05,029 --> 00:44:05,843
Listen...
608
00:44:05,968 --> 00:44:08,267
I was talking
to the big guy, Kanagae...
609
00:44:08,601 --> 00:44:11,000
and he's got a brother
who plays canasta
610
00:44:11,125 --> 00:44:13,656
with some Chinese diplomats.
Would that interest you?
611
00:44:14,195 --> 00:44:15,909
What are you talking about?
612
00:44:16,460 --> 00:44:17,589
Come over here.
613
00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:27,005
- My ass is in love with this bed.
- This is the nicest one of the bunch.
614
00:44:27,171 --> 00:44:28,037
Good.
615
00:44:29,215 --> 00:44:30,113
Anyway...
616
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:34,357
so I talked to this guy Kanagae,
and he claims...
617
00:44:35,792 --> 00:44:37,046
You know these people?
618
00:44:37,733 --> 00:44:39,726
- Yeah, they're customers.
- They're good?
619
00:44:40,941 --> 00:44:41,931
They're cool.
620
00:44:44,318 --> 00:44:49,110
He thinks he can get a Chinese baby on
the black market for like 45000 $.
621
00:44:50,534 --> 00:44:52,488
- What?
- Chinese. Like you want.
622
00:44:53,508 --> 00:44:55,808
He's got these kind of connections.
He's an oil man.
623
00:44:57,422 --> 00:44:59,583
- Really?
- So what do you think?
624
00:45:00,836 --> 00:45:02,578
- The black market?
- Yeah.
625
00:45:03,575 --> 00:45:05,108
It sounds kinda shady.
626
00:45:05,623 --> 00:45:08,633
Does it?
Or does it sound awesome?!
627
00:45:09,874 --> 00:45:12,216
Right.
It sounds like a bad idea.
628
00:45:14,547 --> 00:45:16,700
OK.
You know, it's...
629
00:45:17,294 --> 00:45:19,510
My little contribution, but...
630
00:45:19,932 --> 00:45:21,172
Parallel paths...
631
00:45:21,534 --> 00:45:22,524
we pursue...
632
00:45:22,649 --> 00:45:26,063
That way that's not working right now
and I'll keep on going after my thing.
633
00:45:26,340 --> 00:45:27,971
We'll see who wins.
634
00:45:30,522 --> 00:45:32,517
You mind if I crash here
for a little bit?
635
00:45:32,642 --> 00:45:34,063
Knock yourself out.
636
00:45:35,588 --> 00:45:39,245
Gotta love this fucking bed.
You got laid recently didn't you?
637
00:45:39,370 --> 00:45:41,168
And don't fucking lie to me either.
638
00:45:48,665 --> 00:45:50,811
I'm here to see Harriet Lolly?
639
00:45:50,936 --> 00:45:52,118
- Happy?
- Yes.
640
00:45:52,243 --> 00:45:54,699
Have a seat on the couch,
make yourself comfortable.
641
00:45:54,824 --> 00:45:57,403
There's coffee, Red Bull
and Cheezos around the corner.
642
00:45:58,694 --> 00:46:01,119
- Just over there.
- Thank you.
643
00:46:03,965 --> 00:46:05,637
Uh, Happy, you have a visitor.
644
00:46:06,243 --> 00:46:07,993
What's his name...
645
00:46:08,118 --> 00:46:11,025
- Dude... sir, what's your name?
- Brian Weathersby.
646
00:46:11,999 --> 00:46:13,602
Brian, you heard it.
OK.
647
00:46:15,723 --> 00:46:17,828
- She'll be right out.
- Thank you.
648
00:46:17,953 --> 00:46:19,110
You're welcome.
649
00:46:46,727 --> 00:46:49,596
- What are you doing here?
- You said to stop by.
650
00:46:50,273 --> 00:46:52,024
Nobody honors that system.
651
00:46:53,210 --> 00:46:54,771
So old-fashioned.
652
00:46:54,896 --> 00:46:57,573
- Well, that's how I roll.
- That's great.
653
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:01,184
- Are you really busy? I can come back...
- No... I'm not...
654
00:47:02,993 --> 00:47:05,848
I barely have a job,
so do you wanna see this?
655
00:47:05,973 --> 00:47:08,540
- Sure.
- It's really fascinating.
656
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:18,753
We have to lay low because my sister's
on a warpath and she's a sniper...
657
00:47:20,523 --> 00:47:22,084
Oh, I'm sorry...
Hello.
658
00:47:33,349 --> 00:47:35,477
Why don't we do it like always?
659
00:47:36,138 --> 00:47:37,987
- Hey Hap.
- Hi Conner.
660
00:47:39,613 --> 00:47:41,574
- This is my friend Brian.
- Hey dude.
661
00:47:42,322 --> 00:47:44,882
You look like her old boyfriend,
doesn't he?
662
00:47:45,763 --> 00:47:46,771
Totally.
663
00:47:47,197 --> 00:47:48,921
How do you guys know each other?
664
00:47:49,321 --> 00:47:51,490
Brian sold my father a mattress.
665
00:47:51,728 --> 00:47:53,406
You work in the mattress store?
666
00:47:54,001 --> 00:47:55,353
You get me a good deal?
667
00:47:55,478 --> 00:47:56,586
Probably not.
668
00:47:56,846 --> 00:47:58,405
Your shoulder's a little tight.
669
00:47:58,658 --> 00:47:59,659
Yo Kim...
670
00:48:00,085 --> 00:48:01,052
Fuck!
671
00:48:02,983 --> 00:48:04,056
I gotta jack.
672
00:48:06,850 --> 00:48:08,646
- Here's my sister.
- Hi.
673
00:48:09,567 --> 00:48:12,340
- I'm Melanie Lolly.
- Hi, Brian Weathersby.
674
00:48:15,180 --> 00:48:17,288
I look like a mannequin
in this thing.
675
00:48:17,413 --> 00:48:18,644
No, absolutely not.
676
00:48:18,769 --> 00:48:21,142
- Melanie sort of hosts the show.
- Congratulations.
677
00:48:21,267 --> 00:48:23,032
Please go to the monitor and check
678
00:48:23,198 --> 00:48:25,243
and see If I look like
a massive wall of Grey.
679
00:48:25,409 --> 00:48:27,642
- I do?
- No, you don't...
680
00:48:27,767 --> 00:48:29,828
yes, I'll look at the monitor.
681
00:48:29,953 --> 00:48:30,956
Thank you.
682
00:48:33,928 --> 00:48:35,015
What is that?
683
00:48:36,328 --> 00:48:37,574
Press the button.
684
00:48:44,444 --> 00:48:47,515
We sold like,
800,000 of those things last year.
685
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:49,517
That's a...
686
00:48:49,901 --> 00:48:54,605
combination rape whistle, pepper spray
mini brass knuckle key chain.
687
00:48:55,248 --> 00:48:57,400
You laughed
when I used one of those once.
688
00:48:57,566 --> 00:49:00,552
She peppered a drunk guy
in the valet line "he was really old".
689
00:49:00,677 --> 00:49:02,249
He was an old perv.
690
00:49:02,991 --> 00:49:05,157
- So do I look huge?
- No, shut up.
691
00:49:05,631 --> 00:49:07,436
- You shut up.
- You shut up.
692
00:49:08,758 --> 00:49:12,485
I'm not saying that doesn't make sense,
I don't know what "smackdown" is.
693
00:49:12,855 --> 00:49:15,329
Well, this has been interesting.
694
00:49:28,221 --> 00:49:30,175
So, do you want to do
something later?
695
00:49:32,142 --> 00:49:32,939
Sure.
696
00:49:34,636 --> 00:49:38,720
I'm having dinner with my dad
if you wanna come?
697
00:49:41,958 --> 00:49:42,912
Please?
698
00:49:46,915 --> 00:49:48,945
Do I have to get dressed up?
699
00:49:49,633 --> 00:49:50,461
Kinda.
700
00:49:54,430 --> 00:49:56,439
I should check with work, though.
701
00:49:58,251 --> 00:49:59,574
Are you open at night?
702
00:50:01,405 --> 00:50:02,826
Right... what?
703
00:50:05,142 --> 00:50:06,617
It's called the Bobcat...
704
00:50:07,358 --> 00:50:09,144
It's on 62nd Street,
705
00:50:09,866 --> 00:50:10,814
7:30,
706
00:50:11,330 --> 00:50:12,769
it's kinda Frenchy.
707
00:50:13,822 --> 00:50:14,901
You've got...
708
00:50:15,431 --> 00:50:18,105
2 hours and 45 minutes to get ready.
709
00:50:44,404 --> 00:50:46,095
Sorry, I got a little lost.
710
00:50:47,354 --> 00:50:51,166
City's laid out in a perfect grid, I can
see how that can happen, 62nd street...
711
00:50:51,956 --> 00:50:53,262
Hi, I'm Brian.
712
00:50:53,539 --> 00:50:54,565
Ducky.
713
00:50:54,690 --> 00:50:57,501
Brian, this is Ducky Settinstall.
Ducky, meet Brian.
714
00:50:57,949 --> 00:50:59,946
He's started sleeping
with my daughter.
715
00:51:00,071 --> 00:51:01,426
- Albert.
- Dad.
716
00:51:02,973 --> 00:51:06,042
Am I incorrect?
Please tell me if I'm being incorrect.
717
00:51:06,862 --> 00:51:07,893
Bobby...
718
00:51:09,109 --> 00:51:10,809
another bottle of Merlot please.
719
00:51:11,606 --> 00:51:13,338
Brian, am I correct?
720
00:51:14,488 --> 00:51:15,454
Well, no.
721
00:51:16,078 --> 00:51:19,579
It's just been
the one time in your car,
722
00:51:19,704 --> 00:51:21,970
so if we do it again...
723
00:51:22,332 --> 00:51:24,588
then I think you could call it
sleeping together.
724
00:51:25,105 --> 00:51:26,106
Fantastic.
725
00:51:26,661 --> 00:51:29,438
And how's the adoption going?
Brian's in the middle of adopting
726
00:51:29,563 --> 00:51:30,709
a kid from China.
727
00:51:31,854 --> 00:51:33,727
- So you would like...
- I don't get it.
728
00:51:34,764 --> 00:51:37,018
You've got fertile soil
right next to you here.
729
00:51:37,143 --> 00:51:40,020
Are you not planning on sticking around,
or is it an ammunition issue?
730
00:51:40,186 --> 00:51:41,471
- Dad?
- Harriet.
731
00:51:43,161 --> 00:51:46,002
Why do you think you and Ducky
don't make a formal commitment?
732
00:51:46,380 --> 00:51:50,030
Is it because she works for you? You
think it might be a conflict of interest
733
00:51:50,196 --> 00:51:51,991
So you have a hotel relationship?
734
00:51:53,727 --> 00:51:55,495
I think I'll have the lamb...
735
00:51:55,839 --> 00:51:58,473
and a free salt salad...
736
00:51:59,391 --> 00:52:01,425
I think I'll have the clams.
737
00:52:03,625 --> 00:52:06,473
So... seriously, I'm just interested.
738
00:52:06,812 --> 00:52:09,049
Suppose this Chinese baby plan works
739
00:52:09,540 --> 00:52:12,991
and you get the kid,
what's the long term finance structure?
740
00:52:13,390 --> 00:52:16,202
Who's the mother?
Who provides the feminine support?
741
00:52:16,327 --> 00:52:18,440
What happens when the kid
gets her period?
742
00:52:18,565 --> 00:52:20,786
I'm asking the tough questions.
Go!
743
00:52:22,176 --> 00:52:23,995
The long term finance structure?
744
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:26,758
I assume you make peanuts
at the mattress factory.
745
00:52:26,883 --> 00:52:29,070
How do you support a kid
on a meager salary?
746
00:52:31,298 --> 00:52:33,451
I guess we'll just eat less food.
747
00:52:34,151 --> 00:52:38,487
They don't eat a lot in China anyway,
and they're much healthier so...
748
00:52:38,786 --> 00:52:41,832
It'll be some cost-cutting measures
like that, less food,
749
00:52:42,405 --> 00:52:44,335
no heat, et cetera...
750
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:48,073
You won't be laughing
when the tuition bills come in,
751
00:52:48,198 --> 00:52:51,564
and she wants a horsie
or he wants a Countach.
752
00:52:52,346 --> 00:52:53,518
What's a Countach?
753
00:52:53,643 --> 00:52:55,153
It's a Lamborghini.
754
00:52:56,222 --> 00:52:57,223
A car.
755
00:52:57,897 --> 00:53:01,977
It sounds totally preposterous
somebody your age adopting a baby.
756
00:53:03,165 --> 00:53:04,904
No wife, no nothing.
757
00:53:05,029 --> 00:53:06,421
But I admire it.
758
00:53:07,823 --> 00:53:09,426
I admire the hell out of it.
759
00:53:10,246 --> 00:53:11,901
How old are you going to be?
760
00:53:12,026 --> 00:53:13,489
I'm going to be 29.
761
00:53:13,969 --> 00:53:15,733
Christ to a cracker!
762
00:53:16,466 --> 00:53:18,578
- You speak Chinese?
- I'm learning.
763
00:53:20,742 --> 00:53:22,952
I speak a little Mandarin,
pretty fluent Thai
764
00:53:23,077 --> 00:53:25,150
but that's the extent
of my Asian language.
765
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:35,953
How much do you make in the job?
766
00:53:36,676 --> 00:53:40,798
It's a commission-based thing so,
the more I sell the more I make.
767
00:53:40,923 --> 00:53:43,427
Believe it or not,
I understand how commission works.
768
00:53:43,702 --> 00:53:44,980
Now pipe down.
769
00:53:45,333 --> 00:53:46,686
Talk numbers. How much?
770
00:53:47,337 --> 00:53:50,697
I generally sell 5 beds a month,
and I get 5%
771
00:53:50,822 --> 00:53:52,163
of the pre-tax sales.
772
00:53:52,470 --> 00:53:55,698
You make $700 every month?
That could work.
773
00:53:56,668 --> 00:53:57,809
You like Harriet?
774
00:53:59,687 --> 00:54:01,345
She's had a tough go-over.
775
00:54:01,470 --> 00:54:04,272
You mess her up, I'll kill your parents.
Your parents still alive?
776
00:54:04,397 --> 00:54:05,589
- Yes.
- Good.
777
00:54:08,075 --> 00:54:09,932
Let's go girls. Come on up...
778
00:54:10,336 --> 00:54:11,664
Say goodnight.
779
00:54:11,935 --> 00:54:13,153
Goodnight Brian.
780
00:54:19,236 --> 00:54:20,764
Freaking car...
781
00:54:22,282 --> 00:54:24,201
I think I'm gonna walk with Brian.
782
00:54:24,326 --> 00:54:26,767
Not this late at night you're not.
Get in the car.
783
00:54:27,070 --> 00:54:28,276
It's only 9:30.
784
00:54:29,554 --> 00:54:30,640
Suit yourself.
785
00:54:30,940 --> 00:54:33,875
Take the avenues, no sidestreets.
Here here, take this.
786
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:35,964
- What's this?
- It's a switchblade.
787
00:54:36,737 --> 00:54:38,776
Don't lose it, I got it in Corsica.
788
00:54:39,482 --> 00:54:41,368
- Bye daddy.
- Goodnight darling.
789
00:54:50,652 --> 00:54:51,756
What's up?
790
00:54:52,822 --> 00:54:54,513
I was in the neighborhood.
791
00:54:56,461 --> 00:54:57,776
This is Harriet...
792
00:55:03,805 --> 00:55:04,808
How are you?
793
00:55:06,090 --> 00:55:07,092
Larry.
794
00:55:08,228 --> 00:55:10,731
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
795
00:55:14,484 --> 00:55:15,694
What are you up to?
796
00:55:17,298 --> 00:55:21,120
Me, I'm just having some dinner,
drinking some vodka.
797
00:55:22,109 --> 00:55:23,537
You want some?
798
00:55:24,202 --> 00:55:25,621
Is that purple vodka?
799
00:55:27,525 --> 00:55:29,124
Put a little extra shit in there.
800
00:55:30,028 --> 00:55:31,168
I'll have some.
801
00:55:34,298 --> 00:55:35,613
Sure, I guess.
802
00:55:36,337 --> 00:55:37,363
Alright.
803
00:55:38,660 --> 00:55:39,774
Let's do this.
804
00:55:45,097 --> 00:55:46,881
You want a little bit of ethanol?
805
00:55:48,377 --> 00:55:49,603
There you go.
806
00:55:50,357 --> 00:55:51,544
One for you.
807
00:55:52,060 --> 00:55:53,023
One for you.
808
00:55:53,972 --> 00:55:55,259
One for me.
809
00:55:55,717 --> 00:55:56,777
Can...
810
00:55:58,006 --> 00:55:59,321
we go down to the pool?
811
00:56:05,039 --> 00:56:05,867
Sure.
812
00:56:06,834 --> 00:56:09,249
Absolutely.
You wanna use the...
813
00:56:09,856 --> 00:56:11,113
wee lil'key here.
814
00:56:11,356 --> 00:56:12,184
Thanks.
815
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:13,544
No problem.
816
00:56:14,217 --> 00:56:15,546
Have a great time.
817
00:56:15,671 --> 00:56:16,672
Bye Larry.
818
00:56:17,078 --> 00:56:18,178
Nice to meet ya.
819
00:56:22,289 --> 00:56:23,470
Just stay here then.
820
00:56:25,267 --> 00:56:27,521
So... what are we doing here?
821
00:56:28,749 --> 00:56:29,750
We swim.
822
00:56:35,579 --> 00:56:37,508
In the nude, I presume?
823
00:56:38,333 --> 00:56:39,859
Well, pretty much.
824
00:56:45,172 --> 00:56:46,446
Let's go up here.
825
00:56:51,398 --> 00:56:54,330
Effectively combines
three of my great fears.
826
00:56:56,115 --> 00:56:57,118
The dark,
827
00:56:57,745 --> 00:56:58,748
heights,
828
00:56:59,637 --> 00:57:00,970
public nudity.
829
00:57:44,372 --> 00:57:45,586
What if I'm scared?
830
00:57:47,179 --> 00:57:48,180
You're not.
831
00:57:48,833 --> 00:57:50,600
Yes I am...
How do you know?
832
00:57:51,814 --> 00:57:53,230
Well, I did it.
833
00:57:54,274 --> 00:57:55,604
Good for you.
834
00:57:56,445 --> 00:57:57,645
Am I a virgin...
835
00:57:58,533 --> 00:58:00,514
being thrown into the snakepit?
836
00:58:01,014 --> 00:58:02,471
To honor the Kraken?
837
00:58:02,596 --> 00:58:05,042
I think we both know
that's not the case.
838
00:58:21,569 --> 00:58:23,419
Can we have sex over there?
839
00:58:25,341 --> 00:58:28,074
Do you want me to go ask
the security guard?
840
00:58:38,868 --> 00:58:42,369
Sweden has a quarter of the available
light we have here in the US.
841
00:58:42,939 --> 00:58:43,747
And?
842
00:58:44,229 --> 00:58:46,630
And what does less light mean?
843
00:58:47,034 --> 00:58:48,036
Shorter days.
844
00:58:48,161 --> 00:58:50,218
Yes, but more importantly
longer nights.
845
00:58:50,644 --> 00:58:53,353
These motherfuckers
know how to get themselves some sleep.
846
00:58:53,478 --> 00:58:57,686
Me, I sleep like the dead anyway
but I cannot touch the Swedes.
847
00:58:58,421 --> 00:59:00,085
They outsleep everybody, but...
848
00:59:00,607 --> 00:59:03,065
They are some depressed,
suicidal niggers...
849
00:59:03,190 --> 00:59:04,590
I'll tell you that.
850
00:59:05,911 --> 00:59:09,265
Where is that, Iceland?
Anyway, be that as it may...
851
00:59:09,660 --> 00:59:10,759
They...
852
00:59:12,305 --> 00:59:13,901
Can you hold on one second?
853
00:59:15,436 --> 00:59:16,437
Brian?
854
00:59:18,149 --> 00:59:19,346
Kenyatta called.
855
00:59:22,602 --> 00:59:23,857
This is Kenyatta.
856
00:59:24,407 --> 00:59:27,376
Hey, Kennyata, it's Brian Weathersby.
857
00:59:27,681 --> 00:59:28,808
Hey Brian.
858
00:59:29,592 --> 00:59:30,866
What's up man?
859
00:59:30,991 --> 00:59:32,185
You called me.
860
00:59:33,260 --> 00:59:37,388
No... you called me.
I'm calling you back.
861
00:59:37,513 --> 00:59:40,336
You're right!
They approved you.
862
00:59:40,461 --> 00:59:41,801
You're on the list.
863
00:59:42,503 --> 00:59:44,991
So, listen man...
This is how it breaks down.
864
00:59:45,797 --> 00:59:48,967
You are going to go to Hong Kong
in a few months,
865
00:59:49,741 --> 00:59:52,907
and, we have
an international sister agency,
866
00:59:53,032 --> 00:59:55,547
they gonna handle it from there,
hook you up,
867
00:59:57,679 --> 01:00:00,880
I just wanna say,
congratu-fuckin-lations man, you did it.
868
01:00:02,496 --> 01:00:04,996
- Thanks.
- So... I'll be in touch...
869
01:00:05,121 --> 01:00:08,730
I'll probably have you come in
and take care of some financial stuffs,
870
01:00:09,207 --> 01:00:10,962
but congratulations!
871
01:00:12,489 --> 01:00:14,299
- Thank you.
- You got it baby.
872
01:00:15,016 --> 01:00:16,017
Laters.
873
01:00:16,838 --> 01:00:17,646
Bye.
874
01:00:27,271 --> 01:00:30,433
As I suspected gents
he didn't go for the black market idea.
875
01:00:31,019 --> 01:00:32,581
No go. I'll call it off.
876
01:00:32,874 --> 01:00:34,599
I appreciate the effort though.
877
01:00:34,724 --> 01:00:37,406
I owe you all for the due diligence.
This round's on me.
878
01:00:38,305 --> 01:00:39,460
Weathersby,
879
01:00:39,790 --> 01:00:43,563
how come you've never had a wife?
Never a family.
880
01:00:43,982 --> 01:00:46,374
Just why,
if you don't mind us asking.
881
01:00:46,842 --> 01:00:49,194
- You guys are happily married, right?
- Yes.
882
01:00:49,942 --> 01:00:52,806
Look where it got you,
getting hand-pumped on a Tuesday night.
883
01:01:06,164 --> 01:01:08,144
Why have you never done it, John?
884
01:01:08,269 --> 01:01:09,917
It's OK to not be married.
885
01:01:10,450 --> 01:01:11,567
Yes, it is.
886
01:01:14,510 --> 01:01:15,802
I was close once.
887
01:01:15,927 --> 01:01:16,988
Hawaiian broad.
888
01:01:17,984 --> 01:01:19,021
What happened?
889
01:01:20,104 --> 01:01:23,520
We split, she married a college
professor who brewed his own beer.
890
01:01:25,938 --> 01:01:27,447
What does it feel to study?
891
01:01:28,479 --> 01:01:29,679
Asian studies.
892
01:01:31,947 --> 01:01:34,159
Looks like
it turned out well for everybody.
893
01:01:35,043 --> 01:01:36,992
Here I am with you
fish-face perverts.
894
01:01:37,606 --> 01:01:39,871
Fuck you, round-eyed drouchebag.
895
01:01:39,996 --> 01:01:41,396
Douchebag, Nagata.
896
01:01:41,855 --> 01:01:42,856
Douchebag.
897
01:01:43,564 --> 01:01:46,250
Goddamn, if you don't try
to squeeze an "R" in every word.
898
01:01:46,926 --> 01:01:47,927
Asshole.
899
01:01:49,198 --> 01:01:52,232
You may work the balls a little bit,
we're gonna be here all night.
900
01:01:53,292 --> 01:01:54,710
You want some goat stew?
901
01:01:55,161 --> 01:01:56,184
You made that?
902
01:01:56,954 --> 01:01:57,824
Hell, no.
903
01:01:57,949 --> 01:01:59,931
West Indian girl I know
made it for me.
904
01:02:00,522 --> 01:02:01,972
It's damn good too.
905
01:02:02,691 --> 01:02:05,104
Real dark-skinned girl,
ass like a beach ball.
906
01:02:11,100 --> 01:02:12,236
That's your girl?
907
01:02:14,799 --> 01:02:15,930
Body's tighted.
908
01:02:17,574 --> 01:02:18,616
No disrespect.
909
01:02:23,547 --> 01:02:24,586
You're Roger.
910
01:02:24,711 --> 01:02:27,519
Good guess.
It's nice to meet you Happy.
911
01:02:27,644 --> 01:02:29,472
You fine-looking thing you.
912
01:02:30,762 --> 01:02:32,275
You want some goat stew?
913
01:02:32,660 --> 01:02:33,388
Sure.
914
01:02:33,667 --> 01:02:34,763
Be right back.
915
01:02:41,082 --> 01:02:42,586
So what's the big news?
916
01:02:45,017 --> 01:02:47,455
Shall we get a cup of coffee
or somethin'?
917
01:02:48,777 --> 01:02:52,210
I don't know. Depends on how serious
this little meeting we're having is.
918
01:02:53,012 --> 01:02:54,150
Not serious.
919
01:02:57,721 --> 01:02:58,984
Here you go.
920
01:02:59,256 --> 01:03:01,848
One piping hot goat stew.
921
01:03:03,086 --> 01:03:04,186
Smells good.
922
01:03:04,532 --> 01:03:06,494
I'll leave you two lovebirds alone.
923
01:03:07,443 --> 01:03:09,715
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
924
01:03:15,020 --> 01:03:16,570
Or we can do it here.
925
01:03:17,536 --> 01:03:18,982
You're making me nervous.
926
01:03:19,499 --> 01:03:20,738
No, don't be.
927
01:03:21,536 --> 01:03:22,795
It's nothing really.
928
01:03:29,521 --> 01:03:30,620
How's your soup?
929
01:03:34,302 --> 01:03:35,222
A little...
930
01:03:36,791 --> 01:03:37,992
ligamenty.
931
01:03:39,166 --> 01:03:41,955
- You don't have to eat it if you...
- No, it's good.
932
01:03:43,982 --> 01:03:45,005
So what is it?
933
01:03:46,771 --> 01:03:48,021
I got the baby.
934
01:03:52,639 --> 01:03:53,850
The baby, the baby?
935
01:03:56,244 --> 01:03:57,544
I made the list.
936
01:03:58,544 --> 01:04:00,291
I'm going to China,
937
01:04:00,770 --> 01:04:02,010
to get it and...
938
01:04:02,864 --> 01:04:04,222
bring it back here.
939
01:04:09,350 --> 01:04:10,736
That's so great.
940
01:04:10,861 --> 01:04:11,716
I know.
941
01:04:15,227 --> 01:04:16,548
I know, it's crazy.
942
01:04:16,673 --> 01:04:17,973
On the one hand,
943
01:04:18,645 --> 01:04:19,894
I've been waiting...
944
01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:22,962
- I'm sick.
- For a long time...
945
01:04:23,087 --> 01:04:25,035
I really wanna hear this,
can you just
946
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:27,304
hold this for one sec cause I just...
947
01:04:27,429 --> 01:04:30,007
Is there a bathroom
I could use really quickly?
948
01:04:30,381 --> 01:04:31,160
Sure.
949
01:04:31,883 --> 01:04:33,245
It's right over there.
950
01:04:34,466 --> 01:04:37,902
This is really great Brian.
I'm really excited for you.
951
01:05:23,898 --> 01:05:27,626
I'm so sorry I just run over
there are all these things I have to do.
952
01:05:27,751 --> 01:05:28,581
Like what?
953
01:05:28,706 --> 01:05:32,110
Like, just stuffs for the show
and some other things.
954
01:05:32,235 --> 01:05:34,735
I could come with you,
this place is dead.
955
01:05:35,308 --> 01:05:37,816
Cause I just remembered
I have a doctor's appointment.
956
01:05:37,982 --> 01:05:39,182
It's for my...
957
01:05:39,486 --> 01:05:40,852
Gynaecologist?
958
01:05:41,228 --> 01:05:43,882
You just remembered
you had a gynaecologist to see.
959
01:05:44,007 --> 01:05:45,585
So, I have to go.
960
01:05:46,082 --> 01:05:48,195
But I'll call you later and...
961
01:05:48,965 --> 01:05:51,449
Congratulations!
I'm super-psyched for you.
962
01:05:52,068 --> 01:05:55,524
My family's having a dinner
to celebrate tomorrow night.
963
01:05:55,649 --> 01:05:56,799
Can you come?
964
01:05:57,498 --> 01:05:58,296
Sure.
965
01:05:58,634 --> 01:06:00,559
You could bring your dad if you want.
966
01:06:00,925 --> 01:06:01,926
Great.
967
01:06:02,475 --> 01:06:03,270
Great.
968
01:06:03,395 --> 01:06:04,193
Great.
969
01:06:05,235 --> 01:06:06,193
Great job.
970
01:06:21,952 --> 01:06:22,750
Mom?
971
01:06:24,236 --> 01:06:25,144
Who's this?
972
01:06:25,961 --> 01:06:27,111
It's Harriet.
973
01:06:29,013 --> 01:06:30,041
Harriet?
974
01:06:30,454 --> 01:06:31,804
How are you dear?
975
01:06:32,689 --> 01:06:33,690
I'm okay.
976
01:06:33,956 --> 01:06:36,444
Oh God, good to hear your voice.
977
01:06:38,125 --> 01:06:38,937
Thanks.
978
01:06:41,341 --> 01:06:42,552
What are you up to?
979
01:06:42,862 --> 01:06:45,062
You gotta get out here and see me.
980
01:06:45,726 --> 01:06:47,476
It's been too long, dear.
981
01:06:48,139 --> 01:06:49,789
Where are you, exactly?
982
01:06:50,515 --> 01:06:51,841
This is the new place.
983
01:06:51,966 --> 01:06:53,766
The New Mexico house.
984
01:06:54,567 --> 01:06:57,854
I thought it says Naples, Florida, 809?
985
01:07:03,386 --> 01:07:04,986
The... the Florida house.
986
01:07:08,393 --> 01:07:09,933
When did you move out there?
987
01:07:10,740 --> 01:07:11,618
After cab.
988
01:07:12,149 --> 01:07:15,482
We come here for the polo season end.
989
01:07:16,252 --> 01:07:17,624
Paul's car show.
990
01:07:17,790 --> 01:07:19,190
Is Paul the new...
991
01:07:19,454 --> 01:07:20,325
boyfriend?
992
01:07:20,450 --> 01:07:21,451
He is.
993
01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:26,383
Great. What does he do?
994
01:07:28,863 --> 01:07:33,223
Nothing.
He likes cars and he owns a few ponies.
995
01:07:35,877 --> 01:07:39,104
- What are you up to?
- I'm relaxing,
996
01:07:39,270 --> 01:07:43,733
I'm just here with some
of my lady friends and we're just...
997
01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:46,860
And we're just doing what we do.
998
01:07:47,812 --> 01:07:49,837
Why don't you come here and...
999
01:07:49,962 --> 01:07:51,862
I'll pay for everything.
1000
01:07:53,370 --> 01:07:54,259
Maybe.
1001
01:07:55,931 --> 01:07:56,729
It's...
1002
01:07:57,523 --> 01:07:58,573
It's tough.
1003
01:07:59,457 --> 01:08:01,626
I actually just called
to ask you something.
1004
01:08:01,959 --> 01:08:04,709
I don't know
what you could possibly ask me.
1005
01:08:05,379 --> 01:08:07,362
Just sort of a general question, mom.
1006
01:08:08,677 --> 01:08:12,592
I still get these alumni newsletters
from Graaten.
1007
01:08:12,869 --> 01:08:14,735
Do you want me to hold on to them?
1008
01:08:14,860 --> 01:08:17,684
I could put them in an envelope
for you or somethin'?
1009
01:08:17,958 --> 01:08:19,696
- No, it's okay.
- All right.
1010
01:08:22,156 --> 01:08:25,400
Anyways,
can I just ask you this thing?
1011
01:08:27,536 --> 01:08:29,786
Alright, if you feel like you must.
1012
01:08:33,703 --> 01:08:36,482
I'm seeing this guy
and he's about to...
1013
01:08:39,590 --> 01:08:42,294
Anyways I was with him and I...
1014
01:08:43,008 --> 01:08:44,924
I got really nervous and I...
1015
01:08:46,703 --> 01:08:48,840
went to the bathroom
and I threw up everywhere.
1016
01:08:49,097 --> 01:08:50,147
You're ill?
1017
01:08:51,050 --> 01:08:52,927
I'm not... I'm not ill.
1018
01:08:53,370 --> 01:08:56,112
I just went to the bathroom
and I threw up everywhere.
1019
01:08:56,745 --> 01:08:58,808
I just wondered if...
1020
01:08:59,562 --> 01:09:01,703
you had ever done anything like that.
1021
01:09:03,304 --> 01:09:07,032
Honey, you probably
got a microbial virus or some...
1022
01:09:07,605 --> 01:09:10,182
type of toxic food poisoning.
1023
01:09:10,407 --> 01:09:11,696
Did you eat from a deli?
1024
01:09:12,051 --> 01:09:14,201
No mom, I didn't eat from a deli.
1025
01:09:14,774 --> 01:09:15,982
Sweetheart. Hang up.
1026
01:09:16,107 --> 01:09:18,445
Don't give the phone company
all of our money.
1027
01:09:19,281 --> 01:09:20,752
You plan a trip.
1028
01:09:20,877 --> 01:09:22,454
Come up and see me.
1029
01:09:23,206 --> 01:09:24,649
And I'll make you soup.
1030
01:09:25,450 --> 01:09:26,436
And I'll...
1031
01:09:27,168 --> 01:09:29,418
put you in bed and read you a book.
1032
01:09:29,844 --> 01:09:31,578
And you need to get healthy.
1033
01:09:31,703 --> 01:09:32,535
Down.
1034
01:09:34,732 --> 01:09:36,072
Come down and see you.
1035
01:09:36,197 --> 01:09:37,198
Of course.
1036
01:09:37,596 --> 01:09:39,701
Will you say hello to your father
for me?
1037
01:09:39,826 --> 01:09:42,173
And tell him I need to talk to him?
1038
01:09:44,154 --> 01:09:45,722
Alright, beautiful.
1039
01:09:46,840 --> 01:09:47,647
Bye.
1040
01:09:52,201 --> 01:09:54,492
I haven't been in an office
in 20 years.
1041
01:09:55,854 --> 01:09:58,368
- This is different?
- Where are the offices?
1042
01:09:59,290 --> 01:10:00,540
These are them.
1043
01:10:01,478 --> 01:10:02,528
These pens?
1044
01:10:03,638 --> 01:10:05,188
These aren't offices.
1045
01:10:05,445 --> 01:10:07,104
Where do you hang your topcoat?
1046
01:10:07,229 --> 01:10:08,628
Because your diploma
1047
01:10:08,794 --> 01:10:09,887
is your artwork?
1048
01:10:11,010 --> 01:10:13,675
So sorry to keep you guys waiting.
I'm Kenyatta.
1049
01:10:14,344 --> 01:10:16,844
- Kirby Weathersby.
- Nice to meet you.
1050
01:10:17,172 --> 01:10:19,097
Your son has been very
1051
01:10:19,263 --> 01:10:21,720
diligent about this
and he's a rare case.
1052
01:10:22,137 --> 01:10:24,201
He's been talkin' bout it
his whole life.
1053
01:10:24,326 --> 01:10:25,520
Is that right?
1054
01:10:26,005 --> 01:10:28,505
For his 8th birthday,
I got him a bike.
1055
01:10:29,197 --> 01:10:30,680
Chrome mongoose.
1056
01:10:30,805 --> 01:10:33,919
He ran to his room crying,
said he wanted a baby,
1057
01:10:34,044 --> 01:10:35,947
a Chinese baby for that matter.
1058
01:10:41,275 --> 01:10:43,963
Let's get down to some specifics.
1059
01:10:44,088 --> 01:10:46,124
Can I get either of you
somethin' to drink?
1060
01:10:46,290 --> 01:10:47,539
I'll take a bourbon.
1061
01:10:47,664 --> 01:10:49,836
Dad. They don't do that.
1062
01:10:53,560 --> 01:10:55,550
Great. Nothing for me, thanks.
1063
01:10:56,905 --> 01:10:57,773
So...
1064
01:10:58,296 --> 01:10:59,702
Thanks for coming in.
1065
01:10:59,827 --> 01:11:03,478
Obviously you'll be
the baby's primary sponsor, Brian.
1066
01:11:03,912 --> 01:11:05,590
And M. Weathersby...
1067
01:11:06,177 --> 01:11:07,270
Kirby, please.
1068
01:11:10,543 --> 01:11:12,233
Your wife and two boys,
1069
01:11:12,668 --> 01:11:16,696
John and James, will be the baby's
secondary guardians, is that right?
1070
01:11:17,204 --> 01:11:19,282
OK, great. Just sign here
1071
01:11:19,669 --> 01:11:21,669
and here, and initial here.
1072
01:11:22,897 --> 01:11:24,547
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
1073
01:11:26,641 --> 01:11:29,509
Looks like you'll be headed
over to Hong Kong, 2 months.
1074
01:11:29,634 --> 01:11:31,164
You'll spend 2 weeks there.
1075
01:11:31,289 --> 01:11:35,089
And then you'll be returning here
to New York with the baby.
1076
01:11:36,471 --> 01:11:37,821
This is terrific.
1077
01:11:38,572 --> 01:11:40,178
Brian, let's go celebrate.
1078
01:11:40,719 --> 01:11:43,120
Kenny, would you care to join us?
1079
01:11:43,378 --> 01:11:44,641
I would love to.
1080
01:11:45,138 --> 01:11:47,018
But I've got work to do here.
1081
01:11:47,184 --> 01:11:48,405
Here's what you do.
1082
01:11:48,530 --> 01:11:51,898
Tell your girl to hold all your calls
and pop out for a quick one with us.
1083
01:11:52,398 --> 01:11:54,548
Well, I don't have a girl, Kirby.
1084
01:11:55,854 --> 01:11:58,696
Who makes your appointments?
Who takes your drycleaning in?
1085
01:12:00,064 --> 01:12:00,865
I do.
1086
01:12:03,266 --> 01:12:05,543
Mercy, Lord, that's tragic.
1087
01:12:07,365 --> 01:12:08,366
Harriet.
1088
01:12:11,482 --> 01:12:14,632
Hey dad, this is Octavio,
he was just getting going.
1089
01:12:15,417 --> 01:12:17,263
Not on my account at all?
1090
01:12:17,388 --> 01:12:19,588
No, no, I've kept him long enough.
1091
01:12:21,726 --> 01:12:23,126
Take care Octavio.
1092
01:12:30,721 --> 01:12:31,613
Don't.
1093
01:12:37,158 --> 01:12:38,515
- So...
- So.
1094
01:12:39,553 --> 01:12:41,153
I'm going to cooking school.
1095
01:12:42,163 --> 01:12:43,104
In France.
1096
01:12:43,229 --> 01:12:44,036
Alright.
1097
01:12:44,440 --> 01:12:46,055
I just signed up online.
1098
01:12:47,656 --> 01:12:49,409
Why not take on another career?
1099
01:12:49,534 --> 01:12:51,124
Blazed through 5 in 5 years.
1100
01:12:51,571 --> 01:12:54,078
- Dad.
- You're on pace for some kinda record.
1101
01:12:56,748 --> 01:12:58,698
I'm sorry, but chef school...
1102
01:13:00,007 --> 01:13:02,093
I've never seen you do anything
but pour cereal.
1103
01:13:02,259 --> 01:13:04,032
I really need your support right now.
1104
01:13:04,157 --> 01:13:05,941
I'll give you whatever you need.
1105
01:13:07,809 --> 01:13:08,641
Thank you.
1106
01:13:11,429 --> 01:13:13,604
Sure this isn't
coming from somewhere else?
1107
01:13:14,105 --> 01:13:14,978
Like what?
1108
01:13:15,589 --> 01:13:17,339
Like... like your friend.
1109
01:13:19,072 --> 01:13:20,152
What about him?
1110
01:13:22,941 --> 01:13:24,039
Did he hurt you?
1111
01:13:30,071 --> 01:13:31,439
He told me he loved me.
1112
01:13:31,564 --> 01:13:32,362
He did?
1113
01:13:33,526 --> 01:13:34,934
Yes... sort of.
1114
01:13:36,118 --> 01:13:37,768
And I sort of love him.
1115
01:13:39,188 --> 01:13:40,995
But now, I'm gonna...
1116
01:13:41,526 --> 01:13:43,843
commit myself fully to this?
1117
01:13:44,714 --> 01:13:46,214
It's a swift change.
1118
01:13:47,794 --> 01:13:49,831
But whatever you need,
I'll support you.
1119
01:13:51,723 --> 01:13:54,105
Some of the most important decisions
we make in life
1120
01:13:54,230 --> 01:13:56,606
are done in a matter of minutes,
even seconds.
1121
01:13:58,606 --> 01:13:59,675
It's your life.
1122
01:14:01,141 --> 01:14:02,391
Do as you will.
1123
01:14:07,493 --> 01:14:08,593
He's asleep?
1124
01:14:09,869 --> 01:14:11,219
Knocked out cold.
1125
01:14:17,226 --> 01:14:18,690
Should we get out of here?
1126
01:14:18,815 --> 01:14:20,744
You think she might show up
for dessert?
1127
01:14:20,869 --> 01:14:22,215
We already ate it.
1128
01:14:24,709 --> 01:14:26,559
That'd be the plates of cake?
1129
01:14:28,024 --> 01:14:30,745
I'm sure she got tied up
with something important.
1130
01:14:32,615 --> 01:14:34,237
Just make sure she's alright.
1131
01:14:34,362 --> 01:14:35,202
Call her.
1132
01:14:35,531 --> 01:14:36,729
Drop by her place.
1133
01:14:39,826 --> 01:14:41,147
Get him home.
1134
01:14:41,272 --> 01:14:43,141
I'm gonna figure this thing out.
1135
01:14:45,010 --> 01:14:46,484
Congratulations big guy.
1136
01:14:47,254 --> 01:14:49,244
I'm so happy for you, Brian.
1137
01:14:50,033 --> 01:14:50,944
Thanks mom.
1138
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:54,503
- Go get her sport.
- Bye.
1139
01:14:59,092 --> 01:15:00,481
That's gonna end poorly?
1140
01:15:01,373 --> 01:15:02,322
Jonathan?
1141
01:15:02,575 --> 01:15:04,099
It's just the way I see it.
1142
01:15:04,547 --> 01:15:06,600
Women, present company excluded,
1143
01:15:06,725 --> 01:15:10,084
are liars, thieves, and a categorical
waste of time and resources.
1144
01:15:10,209 --> 01:15:12,359
- You're a fool.
- I've been called worse.
1145
01:15:12,998 --> 01:15:14,744
Roland, la cuenta.
1146
01:15:18,431 --> 01:15:20,168
- How about dessert?
- Let's go.
1147
01:15:20,553 --> 01:15:22,487
- Let's go.
- I'll get the coats.
1148
01:15:41,535 --> 01:15:43,376
Good bye. You're crazy.
1149
01:15:56,130 --> 01:15:57,360
How are you doing?
1150
01:15:58,393 --> 01:15:59,689
I'm a little cramped.
1151
01:16:01,220 --> 01:16:02,870
I'm sorry about dinner.
1152
01:16:05,267 --> 01:16:06,290
What happened?
1153
01:16:07,351 --> 01:16:08,851
I was at work and...
1154
01:16:09,910 --> 01:16:12,606
we couldn't get any cell service
when we were taping
1155
01:16:12,731 --> 01:16:16,661
but then Melanie was kinda like
in my ear the whole day
1156
01:16:16,786 --> 01:16:19,980
and I left my phone
in my purse and...
1157
01:16:21,727 --> 01:16:22,581
It was...
1158
01:16:23,943 --> 01:16:25,041
just kind of...
1159
01:16:26,647 --> 01:16:27,847
Is that a lie?
1160
01:16:33,187 --> 01:16:34,013
Kind of.
1161
01:16:40,804 --> 01:16:42,396
Do you wanna come upstairs?
1162
01:17:38,548 --> 01:17:39,797
How was your dinner?
1163
01:17:48,220 --> 01:17:49,221
I'm sorry.
1164
01:17:52,014 --> 01:17:53,914
This is definitely my fault.
1165
01:17:55,563 --> 01:17:57,683
I just have so much I wanna tell you.
1166
01:18:00,193 --> 01:18:01,873
First, I wanna tell you that...
1167
01:18:02,859 --> 01:18:04,109
I care for you.
1168
01:18:05,686 --> 01:18:06,786
I really do.
1169
01:18:11,328 --> 01:18:13,010
Never met anyone like you.
1170
01:18:21,018 --> 01:18:23,169
I'm just so fucked up.
1171
01:18:25,826 --> 01:18:27,611
I don't have a real job
1172
01:18:28,700 --> 01:18:30,500
and never had a boyfriend.
1173
01:18:30,916 --> 01:18:32,298
Never really been in love.
1174
01:18:33,798 --> 01:18:35,517
It's just a lot.
1175
01:18:36,278 --> 01:18:37,925
It's too much.
1176
01:18:40,840 --> 01:18:42,683
You are about to have a fucking kid.
1177
01:18:47,704 --> 01:18:48,502
I know.
1178
01:18:51,545 --> 01:18:52,693
I understand.
1179
01:18:55,982 --> 01:18:57,193
It's disappointing.
1180
01:18:57,775 --> 01:18:58,573
But...
1181
01:18:59,620 --> 01:19:02,320
I guess I had to know one way
or the other.
1182
01:19:04,521 --> 01:19:05,893
I feel like shit.
1183
01:19:08,187 --> 01:19:09,265
I am shit.
1184
01:19:10,414 --> 01:19:14,335
I'm gonna go to chef school.
Next week, in France.
1185
01:19:18,528 --> 01:19:19,347
What?
1186
01:19:20,459 --> 01:19:22,539
- I didn't know...
- Neither did I but...
1187
01:19:22,664 --> 01:19:25,506
I speak French so... I guess...
1188
01:19:28,517 --> 01:19:32,339
- It's gonna be a fresh start...
- Can I have a little more vodka?
1189
01:19:56,422 --> 01:19:58,565
I think our work here is done.
1190
01:19:58,690 --> 01:20:00,792
- No Brian, don't go like that.
- Sorry...
1191
01:20:00,917 --> 01:20:03,314
- Please be mad at me...
- I've got much to worry about.
1192
01:20:03,439 --> 01:20:05,556
- I'm gonna go.
- Just stay a little while?
1193
01:20:05,681 --> 01:20:07,894
Sorry, that would be
a little fucking easy.
1194
01:20:13,348 --> 01:20:16,008
You're really enjoying your
self-righteousness now?
1195
01:20:27,844 --> 01:20:32,380
I've an international power converter
thing in my apartment if you need it.
1196
01:20:34,500 --> 01:20:37,790
I got it in France when I was 18.
1197
01:22:58,557 --> 01:23:00,209
You don't understand.
1198
01:23:03,442 --> 01:23:04,380
There's...
1199
01:23:05,150 --> 01:23:07,583
something going on for a long time.
1200
01:23:42,199 --> 01:23:43,431
Hello...
1201
01:23:45,670 --> 01:23:48,260
- Hello?
- We're on our way.
1202
01:23:50,083 --> 01:23:54,754
When I get to the house,
I press the button with your name on it?
1203
01:23:56,954 --> 01:24:00,844
What I don't understand is, how is
the button big enough to hold your name?
1204
01:24:01,010 --> 01:24:03,597
Name is next to the button, dad.
1205
01:24:06,299 --> 01:24:09,393
- And the porter will clear it?
- There's no doorman, dad.
1206
01:24:10,477 --> 01:24:12,899
No porter? What do you mean?
You mean no one?
1207
01:24:13,473 --> 01:24:14,271
No.
1208
01:24:14,649 --> 01:24:17,555
Who does your shoes?
Who take care of deliveries?
1209
01:24:17,680 --> 01:24:20,594
Dad, just ring the buzzer
and I'll buzz you up.
1210
01:24:21,490 --> 01:24:23,842
You'll figure it out
when you get here?
1211
01:24:26,026 --> 01:24:27,705
Alright, see you there. Bye...
1212
01:24:28,463 --> 01:24:29,835
How do you shut this off?
1213
01:24:31,236 --> 01:24:33,574
- Right there.
- Hit the green, no, hit the red.
1214
01:24:34,820 --> 01:24:36,262
Thanks for the cellphone.
1215
01:24:37,881 --> 01:24:39,639
He's living in squalor.
1216
01:25:07,215 --> 01:25:08,853
I thought you'd already gone.
1217
01:25:09,335 --> 01:25:12,373
My plane is supposed
to leave tomorrow, but...
1218
01:25:13,527 --> 01:25:16,086
I thought I'd come by
and get the power converter.
1219
01:25:20,131 --> 01:25:21,653
What happened to your face?
1220
01:25:22,932 --> 01:25:25,012
- A pickup game.
- A pickup game?
1221
01:25:25,452 --> 01:25:26,754
Some frat boys.
1222
01:25:30,534 --> 01:25:31,852
Are you having a party?
1223
01:25:32,242 --> 01:25:35,630
My folks are coming by
and my brothers are coming too.
1224
01:25:38,126 --> 01:25:39,918
Is there someone here?
1225
01:25:43,368 --> 01:25:44,839
Maybe I should leave.
1226
01:25:56,501 --> 01:25:58,189
This is the little one.
1227
01:26:02,497 --> 01:26:04,233
I thought you had to go to China.
1228
01:26:06,091 --> 01:26:08,308
The agency called and...
1229
01:26:08,433 --> 01:26:11,349
this couple in Long Island
flipped out and got cold feet.
1230
01:26:14,237 --> 01:26:15,312
She's yours?
1231
01:26:17,483 --> 01:26:19,409
Went out there last week, and...
1232
01:26:19,534 --> 01:26:22,684
we're celebrating one week
together today.
1233
01:26:25,916 --> 01:26:27,162
This is May.
1234
01:26:28,086 --> 01:26:29,402
Did you pick that?
1235
01:26:29,666 --> 01:26:31,640
No, but I like it.
1236
01:26:32,639 --> 01:26:33,807
Me too.
1237
01:26:33,932 --> 01:26:35,253
She's beautiful.
1238
01:26:35,752 --> 01:26:36,951
I think so too.
1239
01:26:41,413 --> 01:26:42,939
Let me get that thing.
1240
01:26:52,473 --> 01:26:54,665
- The door?
- Can you just buzz that?
1241
01:27:01,807 --> 01:27:02,983
Stay there.
1242
01:27:06,968 --> 01:27:08,256
Think this is it.
1243
01:27:10,794 --> 01:27:12,369
Should work in all of Europe.
1244
01:27:13,285 --> 01:27:15,637
Brian, I wanted to talk to you
a little bit more.
1245
01:27:15,762 --> 01:27:19,848
- My entire family is about to arrive.
- I know, I just wanted to apologize
1246
01:27:19,973 --> 01:27:24,470
For acting out and I'm sorry for being
so weird and I wanted to tell you...
1247
01:27:24,595 --> 01:27:27,259
Alright, let's have a little look
at the little Samurai.
1248
01:27:27,425 --> 01:27:32,333
- Samurai's Japanese, dad.
- Akibonos, little panda, where's she?
1249
01:27:32,890 --> 01:27:34,308
Oh my God!
1250
01:27:36,190 --> 01:27:41,020
She is the most darling thing
I've ever seen. Can I hold her?
1251
01:27:41,587 --> 01:27:45,997
Thank you. Barbara, we gotta apply
and get one of these.
1252
01:27:46,453 --> 01:27:47,391
You did it!
1253
01:27:47,637 --> 01:27:48,906
So damn proud of ya!
1254
01:27:51,824 --> 01:27:55,206
- This is not just champagne.
- Hey, everyone...
1255
01:27:58,369 --> 01:27:59,502
This is Happy.
1256
01:28:00,472 --> 01:28:03,019
I thought you were going off
to become a chef.
1257
01:28:03,144 --> 01:28:05,418
Yeah, well, I...
1258
01:28:05,543 --> 01:28:08,956
I signed up for a cooking school
on the internet...
1259
01:28:11,302 --> 01:28:15,414
It doesn't exist
because it dissolved in 2004
1260
01:28:15,539 --> 01:28:17,653
and they didn't update the website...
1261
01:28:17,778 --> 01:28:21,856
- I see...
- But I'm gonna study here in the city.
1262
01:28:21,981 --> 01:28:26,323
Marvelous! That's fantastic,
because we need someone in this family
1263
01:28:26,609 --> 01:28:27,599
who can cook.
1264
01:28:28,115 --> 01:28:30,972
Because frankly, Barbara don't get
your nose outta the joint,
1265
01:28:31,308 --> 01:28:34,785
collectively we can't make
buttered toast.
1266
01:28:36,004 --> 01:28:37,222
John Weathersby.
1267
01:28:37,634 --> 01:28:39,608
- Nice to meet you.
- Get outta here.
1268
01:28:40,640 --> 01:28:42,026
A toast, Brian?
1269
01:28:43,497 --> 01:28:46,157
Why don't you do it Grandpa?
You're good at it.
1270
01:28:46,689 --> 01:28:48,816
Good... I'll take that bait.
1271
01:28:48,941 --> 01:28:50,832
- I'm James.
- Hi, I'm Happy.
1272
01:28:53,927 --> 01:28:55,859
Since brevity is the soul of wit
1273
01:28:56,881 --> 01:29:00,858
and tediousness its limbs
and outward flourishes.
1274
01:29:01,431 --> 01:29:03,517
Therefore, I shall be brief.
1275
01:29:03,937 --> 01:29:06,766
- Twait.
- That's William Shakespeare, boy.
1276
01:29:08,436 --> 01:29:09,248
May...
1277
01:29:10,613 --> 01:29:14,449
a new child, a new life,
a new family...
1278
01:29:15,276 --> 01:29:17,097
Welcome, little May...
1279
01:29:17,910 --> 01:29:21,115
and love... love love love.
1280
01:29:23,250 --> 01:29:25,321
You're in good kind hands.
1281
01:29:25,671 --> 01:29:29,560
And here's to many many
happy birthdays to come
1282
01:29:29,685 --> 01:29:32,217
and I'll be at every one of them!
Salud!
1283
01:29:33,037 --> 01:29:34,115
Salud!
1284
01:29:40,077 --> 01:29:42,849
- Have you got any beer in the fridge?
- No.
1285
01:29:45,097 --> 01:29:49,437
Would you like to come and... to a deli
and see if we can pick up some beer?
1286
01:29:50,026 --> 01:29:51,875
There's a deli...
1287
01:29:52,217 --> 01:29:53,295
two blocks
1288
01:29:54,170 --> 01:29:56,649
that way, it's in here...
the elevator.
1289
01:29:57,756 --> 01:29:59,099
I don't drink beer.
1290
01:30:12,595 --> 01:30:13,842
It's okay dear.
1291
01:30:14,261 --> 01:30:15,311
I'm sorry.
1292
01:30:16,033 --> 01:30:17,223
Don't be sorry.
1293
01:30:21,808 --> 01:30:24,056
I really wanted
to come to the dinner.
1294
01:30:26,149 --> 01:30:27,255
It's okay.
1295
01:30:29,345 --> 01:30:31,641
I called my mother the other day.
1296
01:30:32,523 --> 01:30:33,335
She...
1297
01:30:33,989 --> 01:30:36,075
She didn't know who I was at first.
1298
01:30:38,932 --> 01:30:44,873
She doesn't call me on my birthday.
I'm sorry.
1299
01:30:44,964 --> 01:30:46,510
When is your birthday?
1300
01:30:48,268 --> 01:30:49,178
June 9th.
1301
01:30:53,543 --> 01:30:57,505
I was half a geezer,
when I had that boy.
1302
01:30:59,234 --> 01:31:01,082
He's been sweet his whole life.
1303
01:31:02,273 --> 01:31:04,611
But he never had the family
the other kids did.
1304
01:31:06,170 --> 01:31:08,760
Everyone thought that we were
his grandparents.
1305
01:31:10,519 --> 01:31:12,704
He told his teacher once that...
1306
01:31:13,292 --> 01:31:17,531
His real parents had died in a car crash
and his grandparents took him on.
1307
01:31:18,591 --> 01:31:19,403
He did?
1308
01:31:22,179 --> 01:31:23,762
He was confused I guess.
1309
01:31:25,176 --> 01:31:26,478
I don't blame him.
1310
01:31:28,118 --> 01:31:30,318
It wasn't disloyal, he was...
1311
01:31:31,087 --> 01:31:32,740
he was just trying to
1312
01:31:33,075 --> 01:31:35,574
make everything seem normal,
I suppose.
1313
01:31:38,091 --> 01:31:39,519
But nothing's normal.
1314
01:31:41,449 --> 01:31:43,199
You guys seem pretty normal.
1315
01:31:44,167 --> 01:31:45,112
We're not.
1316
01:31:46,421 --> 01:31:48,822
You have a right
to be worried and afraid.
1317
01:31:49,555 --> 01:31:52,761
I'm just afraid that I fucked
everything up beyond repair.
1318
01:31:53,947 --> 01:31:55,333
Nothing's fucked up.
1319
01:31:56,467 --> 01:31:58,069
Nothing's beyond repair.
1320
01:32:01,951 --> 01:32:03,001
Thank you.
1321
01:32:05,961 --> 01:32:07,025
You're welcome.
1322
01:32:08,623 --> 01:32:09,967
Shall we go back?
1323
01:32:11,026 --> 01:32:13,966
This could use a wall light
or some kinda industrial screw.
1324
01:32:14,091 --> 01:32:17,887
The pipe looks strong enough, the rope
looks strong enough, leave that.
1325
01:32:18,982 --> 01:32:20,788
Welcome back girls.
Have a seat.
1326
01:32:22,780 --> 01:32:24,082
Now, Happy...
1327
01:32:24,889 --> 01:32:27,268
For your benefit,
I want you to know that...
1328
01:32:28,081 --> 01:32:31,583
For the kids when they were born
I would make...
1329
01:32:32,541 --> 01:32:35,265
a pinata of a famous dictator,
1330
01:32:35,390 --> 01:32:36,879
fill it with bitter honey.
1331
01:32:38,116 --> 01:32:40,212
John, had Stalin.
1332
01:32:40,518 --> 01:32:42,198
James had Mussolini.
1333
01:32:42,608 --> 01:32:43,630
And Brian...
1334
01:32:44,498 --> 01:32:45,702
had Pol Pot.
1335
01:32:46,271 --> 01:32:47,822
You see the progression?
1336
01:32:47,947 --> 01:32:49,289
And this is...
1337
01:32:49,631 --> 01:32:52,334
Colonel Muammar Al-Gaddafi.
1338
01:32:52,669 --> 01:32:53,866
Let's whack him.
1339
01:32:56,260 --> 01:32:57,675
Since May
1340
01:32:57,800 --> 01:33:02,344
can't exercise her own honor,
I'm sure she would want you to be
1341
01:33:02,929 --> 01:33:04,376
the proxy whacker.
1342
01:33:06,741 --> 01:33:09,153
- Blindfold her please.
- Yes sir.
1343
01:33:18,234 --> 01:33:22,309
You won't be able to break it with the
first burst. You're only going to...
1344
01:33:22,434 --> 01:33:25,812
put a start on it because of its
superior workmanship.
1345
01:33:34,597 --> 01:33:35,703
Over here.
1346
01:33:37,077 --> 01:33:38,599
Attagirl. Straight.
1347
01:33:53,018 --> 01:33:56,095
Here here, gimme that baby.
Come on...
1348
01:33:58,592 --> 01:34:02,458
Brian, there's a deuce loose
in the caboose
1349
01:34:02,583 --> 01:34:05,251
and I'm not well-versed
in that detail.
1350
01:34:12,235 --> 01:34:13,314
Champagne,
1351
01:34:14,419 --> 01:34:15,455
cocktails,
1352
01:34:16,183 --> 01:34:17,145
drinks...
1353
01:34:18,891 --> 01:34:21,672
Come on everyone. We must drink up,
1354
01:34:22,607 --> 01:34:25,562
today is one big fucking day...
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