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Are you sure this
doesn't do anything for you?
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Oh, my God, I am so turned on.
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I don't know.
There's got to be something in here.
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The human ear.
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This is stupid.
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This is necessary.
You said you were a lesbian.
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Shh!
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Jesus, keep it down.
What are you trying to do, ruin me?
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Of course I'm not.
There's nobody even here, by the way.
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Is... no.
I'm trying to help you figure this out.
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When I said I was...
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I think I might be a...
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hmm-hmm-hmm.
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Okay.
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And why do think that?
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I don't know. It's complicated.
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And honestly, no offense, but I don't see
how you could possibly help me with this.
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Sure, I could.
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Do you date girls?
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No, I don't date anyone.
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You're the first person I've even kissed.
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Cool.
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- So, am I a girl?
- This is really stupid.
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No, it isn't.
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Mmms kiss other mmm-hmm-hmms.
And since I am not a mmm-hmm-hmm...
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What is your point?
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Did you hate it...
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when we kissed?
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No, I didn't hate it.
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It was nice.
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Mm.
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See? We're making progress already.
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Let's check out this one.
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Human sexuality, the answers.
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Oh, there's a test in here.
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All right, you have to promise
to be totally honest, or it won't work.
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Okay.
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"Question one:
Have you fantasized about sexual conduct
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with a member of the same sex?"
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Yes.
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"Question two:
Have you fantasized about sexual conduct
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with a member of the opposite sex?"
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Don't think, just answer.
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I mean, I guess so.
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Subject responds in the affirmative. Okay.
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"Question three: Would you be happy dying
without having experimented sexually
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- with both men"...
- Wait, dying? Of what?
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I don't know. Doesn't say.
We can skip that one.
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"Question four:
Are you aroused by pornography
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featuring members of the same sex?"
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How should I know?
I've never watched a porno.
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Really? Not even Cinemax?
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We don't have cable.
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Wow, that sucks.
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"Question five: True or false.
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The gender composition of any orgy
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is the most important factor
in my decision to participate."
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- I wouldn't participate.
- True or false.
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False?
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Scoring guide, let's see.
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What's it say?
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Well, you are "homosexual
with heterosexual tendencies."
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"Heterosexual tendencies."
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That's me.
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I'm your heterosexual tendency.
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No. That can't be right.
I didn't even answer two of the questions.
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See for yourself.
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Either way,
you're probably better off with me.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Well, you don't want people
thinking you're a mmm-hmm-hmm..
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If you're with me, they won't.
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It's not like I'm gonna fall
in love with you or anything.
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Even if I did, I'd give you a signal.
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What, like a code word?
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Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Like, uh...
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...banana slug.
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Banana slug?
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If I find myself falling in love with you,
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I'll yell "banana slug,"
and you can head for the hills.
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But don't worry,
everything's gonna work out great.
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The deadline for entry into
this year's Science Fair is on Thursday.
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Personally, I intend to prove
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that the Big Bang
is much more than just a theory.
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Reminder: auditions
for Boring High School's first ever movie,
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a sci-fi love story directed
by Luke O'Neil,
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will be held today after school
in the A/V room.
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Be sure to bring a monologue
and break a leg, Earthlings.
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- Hey, Jessica Betts.
- What?
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Are you auditioning for the movie?
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- Yes.
- Then so shall I.
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- You really don't have to carry my bag.
- No, really it's fine. I like it.
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Yoko.
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Oh, let me get that.
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Luke, you really don't have...
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This is silly. It's a boyfriend's duty.
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- Can I walk you to class?
- It's across the hall.
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Oh, nice. Convenient.
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Luke, you don't have to do this, you know.
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No, but I want to.
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I... Don't you?
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Hey, you two.
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- How's the cutest couple at Boring High?
- Dad.
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- Great, thanks for asking.
- Hey, I was just thinking...
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- We should probably get to class.
- Well, this is important, actually.
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I was thinking, I'd like to get to know
Kate's first boyfriend a little better.
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Luke, how about dinner Friday night?
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I'd love to.
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- That'd be great. My mom's out of town.
- I know.
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I mean, I don't know.
How would I know that?
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So Friday it is. Shall we say seven?
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Let's. Three, two, one...
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Seven!
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Yeah.
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♪ Nah, na na na nah ♪
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♪ Na na na nah, na na nah, na na nah ♪
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♪ Na na na nah ♪
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♪ Nah, na na na nah ♪
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♪ Na na na nah, na na nah, na na nah ♪
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♪ Nah, na na na nah ♪
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All right, I think we're ready.
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Let's bring them in, McQuaid.
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Oh.
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♪ Murderer, still love you like that ♪
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Um, what are you doing?
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- I don't audition.
- Neither does Emaline.
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How am I supposed to cast you
if you don't audition?
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- Which part has the most lines?
- Blorg and Zarginda.
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Great, bring 'em in, McQuaid.
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♪ Still love you like that, murderer ♪
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Take me back up the hill to my grave.
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Goodbye, world!
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You want the truth?
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You can't handle the truth!
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Ezekiel 25:17...
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The path of the righteous man is beset
on all sides
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by the inequities of the selfish.
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Friends, Romans, countrymen,
lend me your ears.
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♪ Nah, na na na nah ♪
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♪ Na na na nah, na na nah, na na nah ♪
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Many years from now,
would you, Bill, be willing to trade
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all the days from this day
to that for one chance?
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One chance.
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And I will strike down upon thee...
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Goodbye, Grover's Corners
and Mama and Papa.
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Did I order the code red?
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With great vengeance and furious anger.
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You're goddamn right I did!
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I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
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And you will know my name is the Lord!
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Do any human beings
truly realize life while they live it?
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They may take our lives.
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- They will never take our freedom!
- Next.
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All right, Tyler Bowen in the house!
What you got for us, man?
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Well, well,
I don't have a scene, exactly.
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Um, but I memorized a commercial.
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I'm not the best reader,
as you know.
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Sorry, Tyler,
it's just we kinda need to see a scene.
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Says who?
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Go on, Ace, wow us.
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Do you suffer from eczema,
psoriasis or just itchy-flaky skin?
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Then stop what you're doing
and listen to this!
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Make your scaly epidermis a thing
of the past
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with the new FDA-approved
Immaculate-Max skin cream.
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Say goodbye to long sleeves
and hello, sunshine.
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In all my years as a skin care specialist,
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I've never been impressed
by a product this cheap.
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It's a miracle cream.
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It's an honest-to-God miracle cream.
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Hello, you've reached Sherry...
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...and Luke.
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We're not available at the moment.
Leave a message and we'll call you back.
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- Right?
- Right. If we feel like it.
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Which we will. Unless you're a weirdo.
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Have a great day!
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Hello, you've reached Sherry...
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...and Luke.
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We're not available at the moment.
Leave a message and we'll call you back.
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I'm Alien Number Two.
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I'm Alien Number Two.
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Excuse me, sorry, my turn.
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- What the hell's a "Zarginda"?
- Zarginda... "ginda."
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- It's a good part. The female lead.
- Oh, yeah?
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Mm-hmm.
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What's she wear?
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Kate my girlfriend is actually in charge
of the costumes.
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Miss baggy jeans and T-shirt?
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No, no, I don't think so.
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Your boyfriend says you're doing costumes
for the movie,
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and honestly,
I don't know how I feel about that.
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I am?
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I mean, yeah, I am.
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Yep, um, we haven't really
discussed the details yet.
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I'm not letting you
dress me like a dork, okay?
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Um, yeah, o-okay. Got it.
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What are you doing right now?
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Maybe the aliens can go to a disco night,
and I wear this.
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We should probably wait
to see what the script says.
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I'm trying it on.
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So, now that you have a boyfriend,
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I'm assuming a new wardrobe is
on the agenda?
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Why?
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Think of it this way, last week
you were just Principal Messner's kid.
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Completely undateable.
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Now that you're with Luke,
I bet all the guys are like,
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"Maybe I could hit that.
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Maybe I should."
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Are you coming in?
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Um, so, how should I dress, then?
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Your appearance tells the world
who you are and what you want.
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Speaking for myself, the goal is boners.
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Gross.
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If I can make a guy hard just
by looking at me, I win.
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That's power.
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Well, maybe I don't need guys
getting boners about me just to be happy.
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Ugh, I hate having big boobs.
Everything just falls off of me.
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Here, try it on.
You have no tits, it'll look great on you.
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Gee, thanks.
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No, I meant that as a compliment.
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You're so skinny and tall. I hate it.
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Come on.
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Here.
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Hmm.
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Something's missing.
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I got it.
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See? You look hot.
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- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.
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I'd bone ya.
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Either way, people are weird.
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The key is finding the weird that goes
with your weird.
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The cheese for your cherry.
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Like when I took Sherry
to Blazing Saddles.
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Now that movie is not for everybody.
When Mongo punched the horse,
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Sherry baby laughed so hard,
soda came out of her nose onto the floor.
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I lost four bucks worth of concessions.
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Some people,
they might say that's a bad date,
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but for me...
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it doesn't get any better.
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What do I call you, huh?
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Principal Messner.
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Mr. Messner.
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Ken Messner. Principal Messner.
Mr. Messner. Dad.
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- Hey, Mr. Messner.
- Luke. Come on in, pal.
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Thank you. I'm still trying to decide
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if I want to go to film school
in New York or Los Angeles.
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That might be dictated
by wherever Kate decides to go.
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It'd be nice if we were in the same area,
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but, hey, if anybody's gonna survive
a long distance relationship,
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I'd put my money on me and Kate,
'cause she's the cheese for my cherry.
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I'm sorry, the what?
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Wow.
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- What?
- What a lovely dress.
252
00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:10,910
You look amazing.
253
00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:13,787
Okay, Dad, you can stop staring now.
254
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:14,872
- Sorry.
- Uh, yeah.
255
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:17,309
- All right. Thank you.
- I don't know what I was doing.
256
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,333
I wasn't staring.
257
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:21,837
I hope you don't mind.
258
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,089
I'm not much of a chef,
as Kate will tell you.
259
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:27,009
No, it's no problem.
I love Chinese food.
260
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:31,472
So, Luke.
261
00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:34,975
- How's your mom?
- Good.
262
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:37,811
She's coming back from Frankfurt
or something like that tomorrow.
263
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,022
- Frankfurt.
- Yeah.
264
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,815
Good. Gut.
265
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:49,073
You know, s-speaking of your mom,
266
00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:52,409
when I met her, I got the impression
you two were very close.
267
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:55,204
Yeah. We kinda have to be.
It's like a team.
268
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:57,665
Well, we understand that. Right, sweetie?
269
00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,833
Sorry. The dress, it's itchy.
270
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:04,588
So, is there ever a third
member of this team?
271
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,674
Someone, anyone?
272
00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:09,009
- Nah.
- Nah?
273
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:12,429
What's "nah"? Naugahyde?
274
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:13,514
I'm just joking.
275
00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:18,268
So, no man in her life at all?
276
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:20,270
Dad, you're being weird.
277
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:21,897
- No, I'm not.
- No, it's okay.
278
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,524
Guys love my mom.
279
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,359
- They do?
- Yeah.
280
00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:27,486
- What kind of guys?
- Dad.
281
00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:29,571
Pass the moo shu.
282
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,617
Okay.
283
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:35,911
I'd like to make a toast.
284
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:42,584
To my girlfriend Kate
and her generous father Mr. Messner.
285
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:47,464
Here's to what I hope is many more
Chinese takeout dinners.
286
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:48,716
Cheers.
287
00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:52,469
You know what, Kate?
288
00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:55,514
I think your guy's pretty cool.
289
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,099
I'm about to embarrass you.
290
00:16:57,182 --> 00:17:02,062
After Kate quit band,
there was a dark period.
291
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:05,899
You know, but I think
a little boy-girl compassion
292
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:11,947
and companionship is a very good thing
for you at this stage of your lives.
293
00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:16,326
As human beings, we crave companionship,
294
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:17,828
and uh...
295
00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:22,957
You were in band?
296
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,586
- Briefly.
- She's being modest.
297
00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:27,504
- Can you play something?
- No.
298
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:28,589
Please?
299
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:32,259
- What don't you understand about no?
- Come on, pretty please.
300
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:35,054
The piano's probably out of tune.
It won't sound good.
301
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:36,847
- I don't mind.
- Why don't you?
302
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:38,390
I mean, it's just us.
303
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:39,558
Just us.
304
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:49,818
You guys are annoying,
but one song and then never again.
305
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:51,570
Okay.
306
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:55,991
You gonna play your mom's song?
307
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,036
Is that okay?
308
00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:09,713
And no laughing.
309
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:35,405
♪ She packed my bags last night
Pre-flight ♪
310
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:39,993
♪ Zero hour ♪
311
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:42,663
♪ Nine a.m. ♪
312
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:51,713
♪ And I'm gonna be high ♪
313
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:55,134
♪ As a kite by then ♪
314
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,890
♪ I miss the Earth so much ♪
315
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,560
♪ I miss my wife ♪
316
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:12,943
♪ It's lonely out in space ♪
317
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:20,909
♪ On such a timeless flight ♪
318
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:36,758
♪ And I think it's gonna be
A long, long time ♪
319
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:39,511
Hello. You've reached Sherry and Luke.
320
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:42,472
We're not available,
leave a message and we'll call right...
321
00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:43,556
Hello.
322
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,227
Hello?
323
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,605
Hi. Hello.
324
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:53,358
I didn't think...
I thought you were in Frankfurt.
325
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,152
Sorry, but, who is this?
326
00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:58,614
It's Ken.
I'm sorry, I didn't think you'd be home.
327
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,199
Ken! Hey!
328
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,284
I am, I'm home.
329
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:03,911
I got an early flight.
330
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:04,995
Great.
331
00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:07,831
Luke's over having dinner
in case you were worried.
332
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,124
Oh, great.
333
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:12,794
Um...
334
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:17,424
I'm sorry, if Luke's over there
and you thought I wasn't home,
335
00:20:17,507 --> 00:20:19,176
why are you calling?
336
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:22,804
You know, I had the best time
with you the other night.
337
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,514
That was really fun.
338
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:28,393
And, uh, I sh...
I should have said this then.
339
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:30,520
I like you, Sherry.
340
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:33,315
And I'd really like to see you again.
341
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,025
Very soon.
342
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,528
When were you thinking?
343
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,989
♪ Oh, no, no, no ♪
344
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:44,243
♪ I'm a Rocket Man ♪
345
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:52,167
♪ Rocket Man
Burning out his fuse up here alone ♪
346
00:20:55,754 --> 00:21:00,634
♪ And I think it's gonna be
A long, long time ♪
347
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:08,725
♪ And I think it's gonna be
A long, long time ♪
348
00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:17,109
♪ And I think it's gonna be
A long, long time ♪
349
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,571
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