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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:10,510 Oh, God! No! 2 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:12,887 Hold him still. 3 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:15,807 - Mwah! - Let me go! 4 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:20,770 Guys, I really need to go to the bathroom really, really badly. 5 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:24,232 I find this very disrespectful. 6 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:27,527 Oh, God! 7 00:00:29,654 --> 00:00:32,532 ♪ Heaven knows It's like playing with fire ♪ 8 00:00:32,615 --> 00:00:34,617 ♪ Your life's a throw ♪ 9 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:37,745 Whoo! 10 00:00:40,123 --> 00:00:42,459 You all look so beautiful. 11 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:45,170 What is wrong with you people? 12 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:49,924 At least listen to what he has to say. He's a director, you know. 13 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:02,228 Zima. 14 00:01:02,979 --> 00:01:04,105 All right. 15 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:05,315 Nice. 16 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:10,570 So, I was thinking. Well... we were thinking. 17 00:01:10,653 --> 00:01:13,907 Maybe all of the unfortunate things that have happened recently 18 00:01:13,990 --> 00:01:15,742 are actually good things. 19 00:01:16,367 --> 00:01:19,746 No offense, but why spend all this time rehearsing a play 20 00:01:19,829 --> 00:01:22,123 that people can only watch once? 21 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:24,209 Are you that excited to play parts 22 00:01:24,292 --> 00:01:26,961 that thousands of actors have already played? 23 00:01:27,962 --> 00:01:30,924 Also, Uncle Vanya kinda sucks. 24 00:01:31,549 --> 00:01:33,760 - I'm killing him myself. - Chill. 25 00:01:33,843 --> 00:01:39,766 I propose... I propose that A/V club and drama club join forces. 26 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:43,812 We make a movie that you guys star in. 27 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:47,524 - We can screen it for the whole town. - Right. 28 00:01:48,399 --> 00:01:51,569 You guys saw the music video he made? It was embarrassing. 29 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:54,989 Well, that's because the three of us, we're terrible actors. 30 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:57,909 If we had real actors, we could make something cool. 31 00:01:57,992 --> 00:02:02,539 I mean, something unique. Something this town has never seen before. 32 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:04,624 What's it about? 33 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:06,292 What? 34 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:08,211 The movie, o-ass-is. 35 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:09,754 What's it about? 36 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:15,093 Oh, um, lots of things, right? I mean, hard to explain it right now... 37 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:26,688 Indulge us. 38 00:02:31,192 --> 00:02:33,987 ♪ I want you all to myself ♪ 39 00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:38,825 ♪ Never thought I'd ever find ♪ 40 00:02:38,908 --> 00:02:42,662 ♪ The kind of love I'm searching for ♪ 41 00:02:42,745 --> 00:02:45,790 Just relax. 42 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:48,751 Be yourself. People like you. 43 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:54,090 Grazie! 44 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:55,883 Thank you. 45 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:59,596 - I just love this place. - Have you ever been to Italy? 46 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:00,972 Oh, no. 47 00:03:01,931 --> 00:03:04,017 I wish. Have you? 48 00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:08,187 I have, yeah. Actually, um, perks of the trade. 49 00:03:08,271 --> 00:03:10,648 - Aha. - I'd love to take Luke one day. 50 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:13,776 Yeah, once he's out of the jailhouse, right? 51 00:03:14,819 --> 00:03:15,862 The jailhouse? 52 00:03:16,988 --> 00:03:19,616 I just assume he's grounded. 53 00:03:20,783 --> 00:03:24,746 If Kate had done what he did, she'd be grounded for a month, maybe two. 54 00:03:24,829 --> 00:03:26,915 Well, you're a disciplinarian. 55 00:03:26,998 --> 00:03:31,044 I don't like being the bad guy, but sometimes that's the job. 56 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:33,963 Oh! Molto bene! 57 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:38,343 Yeah, but I just like Luke to feel like we're a team, you know? 58 00:03:38,426 --> 00:03:40,637 Like he can trust me as a friend. 59 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:45,600 Does he know you're out with the principal tonight? 60 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:48,186 No. 61 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:55,693 But I'm a little more private when it comes to my interactions with men. 62 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:59,280 No, not that I go on a bunch of dates. 63 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:01,074 Oh, I'm surprised to hear that. 64 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:07,247 Unfortunately, most of the attention I get comes from passengers in first class, 65 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:12,085 a couple drinks in, wondering if I'd like to go to the mile-high club. 66 00:04:12,835 --> 00:04:14,545 Not exactly my idea of romance. 67 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:17,090 Yeah. Gosh, yeah. That's... 68 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:20,635 Hey! We have wine. We should cheers. 69 00:04:20,718 --> 00:04:22,637 Yeah! What should we cheers to? 70 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:25,098 To Luke and Kate. 71 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:28,643 Luke and Kate. 72 00:04:34,899 --> 00:04:38,403 So, mile-high club, huh? 73 00:04:38,486 --> 00:04:39,487 Yeah. 74 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:42,365 What is that? Is that a frequent flier thing? 75 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:46,244 And so, even though it's gonna be set in the future, 76 00:04:46,327 --> 00:04:48,329 it's gonna feel like a... 77 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:52,542 like a bad science fiction movie from the 1950s. 78 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:54,127 And I know what you're thinking, 79 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:56,397 that we're gonna make a deliberately bad movie. 80 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:59,674 No. It's gonna be, like, accidentally bad. 81 00:04:59,757 --> 00:05:01,676 What's it about? 82 00:05:01,759 --> 00:05:04,095 - I'm getting to that. - Okay. 83 00:05:04,178 --> 00:05:06,764 Ten seconds or it's round two. 84 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:08,933 Let's shave their pubes. 85 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:11,060 - Think of something. - I'm trying. 86 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:16,357 - Seven, six, five, four... - Well, um, I'm... how am I suppos... 87 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:19,402 - It's very complicated, intricate. - ...three, two... 88 00:05:19,485 --> 00:05:21,605 - I don't know. - It's an alien invasion movie. 89 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,452 Totally. 90 00:05:27,785 --> 00:05:32,123 Totally. Yeah. Alien invasion. Like, um... Independence Day. 91 00:05:32,623 --> 00:05:37,795 Right. And there's this super-secret service-type, astronaut guy. 92 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:41,257 And he has to save the President of the United States. 93 00:05:41,924 --> 00:05:44,010 Who plays the President? 94 00:05:44,093 --> 00:05:45,845 Um, a woman. 95 00:05:45,928 --> 00:05:47,847 The President's a woman. 96 00:05:47,930 --> 00:05:52,101 And he doesn't just save her, though. He has to save everyone from the aliens. 97 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:56,230 There's this big space battle at the end. And a smaller one in the middle. 98 00:05:56,314 --> 00:05:59,150 Ooh! And there's this bad guy space commander dude. 99 00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:02,445 It's like really complex and three-dimensional, Oliver. 100 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:04,238 - Does he die? - No? 101 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:06,574 - He should die. - Okay, great. He dies. 102 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:08,910 Barf! 103 00:06:09,702 --> 00:06:14,207 Sounds like another stupid action movie to me. 104 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:16,481 Well, there's one more thing. 105 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:22,965 Our hero, even though he wants to save all of humanity from the aliens, 106 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:24,549 he can't... 107 00:06:25,676 --> 00:06:26,844 because he's in love. 108 00:06:28,846 --> 00:06:30,431 With one of the aliens. 109 00:06:34,143 --> 00:06:38,815 So, even though it has this sci-fi look, really... 110 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:40,775 It's a love story... 111 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:43,402 in space. 112 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:46,906 It's like, uh... like Romeo and Juliet, 113 00:06:46,989 --> 00:06:49,659 just except they don't die. 114 00:06:49,742 --> 00:06:51,994 They live happily ever after. 115 00:06:52,870 --> 00:06:58,501 Well, sounds ambitious, but talk is cheap. 116 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:02,630 How do I know that you are going to be able to pull this off? 117 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:05,675 You don't. 118 00:07:07,426 --> 00:07:09,303 I guess you'll have to trust me. 119 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:10,847 Yes, I would. 120 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:16,018 But I don't trust anyone I haven't had a drink with. 121 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:20,648 Start drinking. 122 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:24,193 Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop. 123 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,612 - Oh, boy. - Every last drop counts. 124 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:27,864 And... fini! 125 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:32,577 Can I admit one thing? 126 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:34,370 Okay, but just one. 127 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:40,334 Look, I know that what Luke confessed to was bad, 128 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:44,755 but, um... I was kinda proud of him for getting in trouble. 129 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:46,966 Oh! 130 00:07:47,049 --> 00:07:50,219 - That's a new one. - Yeah. Kids need to mess up, right? 131 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:53,431 It builds character. It teaches lessons. 132 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:59,479 As the Principal of Boring High, I... 133 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:02,273 Well, my position is I disagree. 134 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:06,152 But as a human being... 135 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,070 absolutely. 136 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:09,489 - Thank you. - Yes! 137 00:08:11,115 --> 00:08:13,451 I bet you never got in trouble when you were a kid. 138 00:08:13,534 --> 00:08:14,744 Oh... 139 00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:15,953 No. 140 00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:17,997 Never. 141 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:20,082 Huh. I was always very good. 142 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:21,709 I wasn't. 143 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:26,881 But I had Luke when I was in high school, and that straightened me out pretty quick. 144 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:32,178 Is there anything you wish you did? 145 00:08:33,804 --> 00:08:34,931 Like what? 146 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:36,974 Like, something bad. 147 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:38,893 Something that would get you in trouble. 148 00:08:39,810 --> 00:08:41,687 Mm. Not really. 149 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:46,859 I mean... 150 00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:50,488 there is... there is one thing. 151 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:53,324 Tell me. 152 00:08:56,452 --> 00:08:57,787 Oh. 153 00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:02,917 I always wanted to throw toilet paper on a house. 154 00:09:04,126 --> 00:09:06,504 You better keep it down, Ken. 155 00:09:06,587 --> 00:09:10,258 You do not want people to know that you have never TP'd a house?! 156 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:11,342 Never. 157 00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:13,636 Just sounds like so much fun. 158 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:20,726 Got any enemies? 159 00:09:29,193 --> 00:09:30,278 Do that again! 160 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:32,071 Has he ever had a drink before? 161 00:09:32,488 --> 00:09:34,490 Do you even know your boyfriend? 162 00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:38,286 All right, guys. I got your trust now? 163 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:41,664 Do you want to make this movie? 'Cause hey, it's all good. 164 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:44,750 No, no, no. Not quite yet. 165 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:48,129 How about have another while we think about it? 166 00:09:48,629 --> 00:09:55,094 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 167 00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:00,182 All righty then! 168 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,143 Chug! Chug! Chug! 169 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:24,498 Mr. Messner! 170 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:26,626 Dylan. Dylan Barker. 171 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:28,544 Class of '91? 172 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,755 Uh, hi, Dylan. 173 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:34,550 Charmin. Nice. Quality wipes. 174 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:38,054 Two-ply, for sure. 175 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:42,058 Always two-ply. I mean, what are we, animals? 176 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:44,352 Um... 177 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:51,317 Hey, Mr. M, you mind me saying something? 178 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:53,653 Of course not, Dylan. What? 179 00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:57,615 It's just that, all those times I f'd up in school. 180 00:10:57,698 --> 00:11:00,076 All those times I should have been expelled, 181 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:02,578 and you sat me down and talked straight shit. 182 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,915 - You don't have to get into any of that. - I was a dumb-ass. 183 00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:08,793 Most people in your position would've bounced me, 184 00:11:08,876 --> 00:11:10,920 but you took the time. 185 00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:15,383 You talked me through it. I wouldn't have graduated if not for you. 186 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:17,259 And look at me now. 187 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:20,763 And I'm not being ironic. 188 00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:22,598 The way I see it, 189 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:25,142 one day you're slinging hot dogs and butt wipes, 190 00:11:25,726 --> 00:11:27,436 and the next day, you run the place. 191 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:29,271 That's because of you. 192 00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:31,857 Well, thank you, Dylan. 193 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:34,360 No. Thank you, Mr. M. 194 00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:39,198 How much do I owe you? 195 00:11:39,615 --> 00:11:43,285 Wow. You kinda changed Dylan Barker's life, Mr. M. 196 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,495 No. 197 00:11:44,578 --> 00:11:45,788 Yeah, you did. 198 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:50,709 You motivate those kids. Motivate them to get their lives in order. 199 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:51,877 I suppose. 200 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:56,048 While I motivate people to, um, stow their tray tables 201 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:58,884 and put their seats in the upright position. 202 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,553 No, you do more than that. 203 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,055 You hand out peanuts. 204 00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:06,350 And those little bags that are impossible to open. 205 00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:10,855 - Sorry. No, I... - Yeah. I'm just kidding. 206 00:12:10,938 --> 00:12:15,359 It's okay. I just think it's pretty sweet. 207 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:21,698 You ready? 208 00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:23,324 Hell, yeah. 209 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,127 ♪ Oh! ♪ 210 00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:44,346 ♪ If you wanna make a move Then you better come in ♪ 211 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:47,475 ♪ It's just the ability to reason That wears so thin ♪ 212 00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:50,895 ♪ Living and dying And the stories that are true ♪ 213 00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:52,730 One, two, three. 214 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:57,610 ♪ Black coat, white shoes, black hat, Cadillac, yeah! ♪ 215 00:12:57,693 --> 00:12:59,236 ♪ The boy's a time bomb ♪ 216 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:03,657 ♪ Black coat, white shoes, black hat, Cadillac, yeah! ♪ 217 00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:05,826 ♪ The boy's a time bomb ♪ 218 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,161 ♪ Oh! ♪ 219 00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:08,454 ♪ Time bomb! ♪ 220 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:15,753 Hey! 221 00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:24,970 Ken? 222 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,389 Ken! 223 00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:29,183 I can see your car. 224 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:31,435 Oh! 225 00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:33,604 Seriously? 226 00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:36,440 Very mature! 227 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,361 I can hear you! 228 00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:45,157 I'm going to sleep. 229 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:50,621 This had better be gone in the morning, or so help me... 230 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:00,798 So... 231 00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:03,342 we went out a few times. 232 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:10,975 And the aliens will have blue faces! 233 00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:15,396 Now, I know what everybody's thinking, "Luke, aliens are always green!" 234 00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:18,357 Not ours! Ours will be blue. 235 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:22,903 Oh, and we'll shoot it at Dominguez Rocks! 236 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:25,656 And what is Dominguez Rocks? 237 00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:29,743 You've never been to Dominguez Rocks? 238 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:34,582 Neither have I. It's in California. I have a poster of it in my room! 239 00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:37,418 It's been in so many classic sci-fi flicks. 240 00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:39,753 It's these rocks. They're all colorful and stuff. 241 00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:43,883 And it totally looks like another planet. Mm-hmm. 242 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:46,760 Oh, wait. I have an announcement. I have an announcement, okay? 243 00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:51,265 I wanna give it up to one special person and that is my girlfriend Kate. 244 00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:54,476 She helped me come up with this entire thing. 245 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:58,230 My girlfriend is the greatest! 246 00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:02,651 Give it up for Kate, everybody. 247 00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:05,154 I want another Zima. 248 00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:08,490 - Come with me. - Whoo! 249 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:12,077 Yes! Whoo! Zima. Whoo! 250 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:13,537 Everybody sing along. 251 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:25,049 How long you known this kid? 252 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:27,217 Luke? 253 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:30,095 Um, pretty much forever. 254 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,182 What's his deal? 255 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,392 H-His deal? 256 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:41,231 Yeah, his deal. Is he Meisner? Is he Stanislavsky? Come on. 257 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:47,655 Um, a lil... a little bit of both. With some Kevin Smith mixed in. 258 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:50,074 - Nice. - Yeah. 259 00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:53,661 We made a movie this summer: Ace Ventura and the Temple of Gravy. 260 00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,454 - It was good. - It sounds stupid. 261 00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,208 Who was Ace? 262 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,961 - I played him, actually. - You? 263 00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:07,007 So, then you like Jim Carrey? 264 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,510 He's okay. 265 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:13,889 Jim Carrey is the most underrated actor of our time. 266 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:17,351 Oh, y-yeah. I mean, totally. He should... He should win an Oscar. 267 00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:18,852 No, he will. 268 00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:20,980 You think he won't? 269 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,899 - No, no, no, no, I-I think he should. - He will. 270 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:28,821 Which one are you, again? 271 00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:29,905 Tyler? 272 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,031 No. 273 00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:33,617 Don't throw it away like that. 274 00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,995 It's your name. You only get one of them. 275 00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:39,164 Actually, I have four. Tyler Edward Randolph Bowen. 276 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:40,290 So, then say it! 277 00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:41,583 Tyler! 278 00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:49,883 We'll work on it. 279 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:55,222 Whoo, whoo! All right! 280 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,855 Spin the bottle, anyone? 281 00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:07,609 Tonight was a blast. 282 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:11,363 Yeah, I think it was one of the most fun nights of my entire life. 283 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,287 So, thanks for dinner, Ken. 284 00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:19,705 Thank you. 285 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,253 So... 286 00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:34,470 I'll see ya. 287 00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:39,224 Okay. 288 00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:43,937 Hey, uh, Ken. 289 00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:46,397 Yeah. 290 00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:50,152 We don't need to tell the kids about this, right? 291 00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,155 There's really nothing to tell. 292 00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:55,365 Totally. 293 00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,201 Okay. 294 00:17:57,284 --> 00:17:58,368 Bye. 295 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:25,104 Rules are whoever it lands on 296 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:28,524 has to go into the prop closet for Seven Minutes in Heaven. 297 00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:33,529 No apple-bobbing, cherry-picking or pumpkin-patching. 298 00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:38,325 Tongue is encouraged, but not required. 299 00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:50,045 Ladies first. 300 00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:53,674 I'm not playing. 301 00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:55,592 If you're here, you're playing. 302 00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:57,970 Unless you're afraid. 303 00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:01,807 We're not afraid. 304 00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:09,022 Come on. 305 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:34,798 Well, well, well. 306 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,012 Ugh. 307 00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:41,763 - Doesn't count. - Why not? 308 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,057 It's two girls? Doesn't count. 309 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,310 It's fine by me. 310 00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:47,686 All right. My turn. 311 00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,505 Smells like wet dog in here. 312 00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:18,967 I don't mind it. 313 00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:23,722 So... 314 00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:26,516 I should... I should put on some lip gloss. 315 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,894 - Oh. - Obviously. 316 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:30,728 Duh. 317 00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:43,242 I've never kissed a girl. 318 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:46,078 In case I suck. 319 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:49,164 S-So, you know why. 320 00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:15,607 Wow. 321 00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:20,237 Wow. 322 00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,656 I think I'm a lesbian. 323 00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:26,785 What? 324 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,998 Time's up, perverts. 325 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,625 While you were sucking face, we took a vote. 326 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:35,711 All right, freshman. 327 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:37,546 Let's make a movie. 328 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,842 ♪ Were I the last girl on Earth ♪ 329 00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:45,220 ♪ I'm dumb, she's a lesbian ♪ 330 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:48,473 ♪ I thought I had found the one ♪ 331 00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:53,270 ♪ We were good as married in my mind ♪ 332 00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:56,857 ♪ But married in my mind's no good ♪ 333 00:21:56,940 --> 00:22:01,570 ♪ Oh, pink triangle on her sleeve ♪ 334 00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:07,117 ♪ Let me know the truth Let me know the truth ♪ 335 00:22:08,201 --> 00:22:11,496 ♪ I'm dumb, she's a lesbian ♪ 336 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:14,833 ♪ I thought I had found the one ♪ 337 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:19,546 ♪ We were good as married in my mind ♪ 338 00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:23,258 ♪ But married in my mind's no good ♪ 339 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:27,846 ♪ Oh, pink triangle on her sleeve ♪ 340 00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:32,350 ♪ Let me know the truth Let me know the truth ♪ 341 00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:35,729 ♪ I'm dumb, she's a lesbian ♪ 342 00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:39,066 ♪ I thought I had found the one ♪ 343 00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:43,362 ♪ Oh, we were good as married in my mind ♪ 344 00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:46,782 ♪ But married in my mind's no good ♪ 345 00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:51,119 ♪ Oh, pink triangle on her sleeve ♪ 346 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:56,792 ♪ Let me know the truth Let me know the truth ♪ 347 00:22:57,167 --> 00:23:00,337 ♪ Let me know the truth ♪ 348 00:23:01,004 --> 00:23:05,050 ♪ Let me know the truth ♪ 24707

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