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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,679 So I made him show me his dick. 2 00:00:12,762 --> 00:00:14,597 And then, I swear to God, 3 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:18,852 his dick was pierced right through the tip. Yeah! 4 00:00:18,935 --> 00:00:21,896 And then I told Oliver about it, and he got so mad. 5 00:00:24,649 --> 00:00:28,528 Oh, God. My boobs are so huge right now! 6 00:00:28,611 --> 00:00:31,573 Every time I get my period, they quadruple in size. 7 00:00:31,656 --> 00:00:35,035 Look at them, I'm serious. 8 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:38,830 - Feel them! They're like swollen. - Ew, gross. Get away. 9 00:00:43,501 --> 00:00:44,501 Hey, sweetie. 10 00:00:47,922 --> 00:00:49,090 You wanna feel 'em? 11 00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:52,385 What? 12 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:00,685 Oh, my God! 13 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:03,730 Did anyone just see that? 14 00:01:03,813 --> 00:01:07,358 Kate Messner just touched my boobs! 15 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:09,778 She seriously just grabbed them! 16 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:13,156 Lesbo much? 17 00:01:22,665 --> 00:01:25,585 ♪ Funny how we run around ♪ 18 00:01:27,670 --> 00:01:29,631 ♪ And see what we got ♪ 19 00:01:29,714 --> 00:01:32,717 ♪ We don't even know what it is we found ♪ 20 00:01:35,345 --> 00:01:36,346 Hello. 21 00:01:37,138 --> 00:01:38,306 Hey, Mom. 22 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:40,600 Hey. 23 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:43,853 Wow! 24 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:46,272 - What's the occasion? - There's no occasion. 25 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:48,983 Babe, you just made my day. 26 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:52,445 Child protective services drop by? 27 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:56,157 Yep. They always do, and the fake mustache worked like a charm. 28 00:01:56,991 --> 00:01:58,743 - How's school? - Coolio. 29 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:01,162 I joined the A/V club. 30 00:02:01,746 --> 00:02:04,541 Coolio. I bet you fit right in. 31 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:08,211 - And I'm dissecting a frog in science. - Ugh. 32 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:09,379 Named it "Gorf." 33 00:02:10,004 --> 00:02:13,424 - How'd you come up with that? - Well, it's "frog" spelled backwards. 34 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:17,637 Oh. Duh. Well, rest in peace, Gorf. 35 00:02:19,889 --> 00:02:23,518 And I, uh... met someone. 36 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:27,856 A girl. 37 00:02:30,066 --> 00:02:31,192 Really? 38 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:34,154 Well, tell me about her. 39 00:02:34,904 --> 00:02:36,656 Okay. 40 00:02:36,739 --> 00:02:37,991 She's in A/V. 41 00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:40,326 She's really artistic. 42 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:45,290 But... not in an obvious way, just... is. 43 00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:49,627 And she's really into music and really pretty. 44 00:02:50,628 --> 00:02:54,090 She is all that and a bag of chips. 45 00:02:57,385 --> 00:02:58,511 Sounds like it. 46 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:00,221 Yeah. 47 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:04,309 Yeah, I think I'm gonna ask her out. I just gotta figure out how. 48 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:05,851 Any ideas? 49 00:03:08,229 --> 00:03:09,439 Well, I don't know. 50 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:13,943 Hey, I hope... 51 00:03:14,944 --> 00:03:16,738 I hope you'll be safe. 52 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:25,413 Oh! Oh, no. Mom, how did you get that from me saying that... 53 00:03:25,496 --> 00:03:26,956 - I know... - Oh, ew. 54 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,375 You think you're not, but you're at that age. 55 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:32,420 And sometimes in high school, we forget to look before we leap... 56 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:35,965 like Gorf. 57 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:38,468 Or... 58 00:03:39,677 --> 00:03:41,262 like when you got pregnant with me? 59 00:03:43,848 --> 00:03:45,225 Mmm. 60 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:47,852 - I did not mean it like that. - Yeah. 61 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:48,853 Mm-hmm. Gotcha. 62 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:52,774 Luke, you're the best thing that's happened to me, you know that? 63 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:56,903 Okay, look. You know what I think you should do? 64 00:03:56,986 --> 00:03:57,986 What? 65 00:03:58,446 --> 00:04:00,698 I think, when the time is right, 66 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:03,409 you should tell her exactly how you feel. 67 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:06,955 And you do it in the most "you" way possible. 68 00:04:08,539 --> 00:04:09,874 Thanks, Mom. 69 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:11,084 So... 70 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:13,544 what's her name? 71 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:32,188 For lunch today, Sloppy Joes. 72 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:36,442 But personally, I think they should be called Sloppy Scotts 73 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:38,736 on a Jessica Betts bun. 74 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:41,948 - Oh, my God. You are so inappropriate. - Those are your morning announcements. 75 00:04:42,031 --> 00:04:43,574 Have a Boring day. 76 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:45,868 And we're clear. 77 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:49,998 Okay, okay. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 78 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:51,081 I know. 79 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:54,127 Hey, focus working okay? 80 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:56,879 Oh, yeah. It's fine. 81 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:01,759 Oh, wait! I was thinking. 82 00:05:02,635 --> 00:05:05,763 - Maybe you could come over... - I got to get to geometry. 83 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:14,981 Next time, Luke. 84 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:24,365 Is he trying to open that Surge with his mind? 85 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:26,034 No, he's just upset with me. 86 00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:27,577 That's an understatement. 87 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:31,039 He's going to ask out Kate Messner because she called him cute. 88 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:33,624 - Holy shit. How you gonna do it? - Mm-hmm. 89 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:35,293 I don't know. Any ideas? 90 00:05:35,376 --> 00:05:37,879 Do it while jumping out of a plane without a parachute. 91 00:05:37,962 --> 00:05:39,547 Wait, that's what you're doing. 92 00:05:39,630 --> 00:05:43,259 Remember in Point Break when he jumps without a chute? He's like, "Gee-yah"! 93 00:05:43,342 --> 00:05:44,552 Then he jumps. 94 00:05:44,635 --> 00:05:46,971 He breaks both his knees, but it turns out okay. 95 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:49,265 - He does not say "gee-yah." - I think he does. 96 00:05:49,348 --> 00:05:52,268 Is that before or after he gets his best friend killed? 97 00:05:52,351 --> 00:05:53,561 Will you stop it, McQuaid? 98 00:05:54,353 --> 00:05:56,230 She's really nice and smart. 99 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:59,817 You'd like her if you weren't so judgmental all the time. 100 00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:02,278 Seriously, I might have a chance with this girl. 101 00:06:02,570 --> 00:06:04,113 You could be happy for me. 102 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:07,283 My apologies. You have my support. 103 00:06:07,366 --> 00:06:08,409 Thanks. 104 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:11,704 Where is your lady love? 105 00:06:15,249 --> 00:06:19,420 Did you hear Kate Messner totally felt-up Emaline Addario during gym? 106 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:21,964 I always knew there was something weird about that girl. 107 00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:25,468 If Kate's really a lesbian, does that mean she has AIDS? 108 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:26,969 Like the guy from Real World? 109 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:28,137 - Yeah. - Probably. 110 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,515 This is kinda freaking me out. 111 00:06:30,598 --> 00:06:33,434 It should. I wouldn't even let her breathe on me. 112 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:37,563 Will Kate Messner please report to the principal's office? 113 00:06:37,647 --> 00:06:40,691 Kate Messner, please report to the principal's office. 114 00:06:47,406 --> 00:06:49,200 Oh, my God. 115 00:06:49,283 --> 00:06:51,202 Unbelievable. 116 00:06:53,412 --> 00:06:54,831 Harlot! 117 00:06:55,331 --> 00:06:58,042 Fallen woman! Street walker! 118 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,628 Say, what? 119 00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:03,589 Pretty much everyone's been saying 120 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:06,259 you got felt up by some chick in the girl's locker room. 121 00:07:06,342 --> 00:07:09,178 Yawn, yesterday's goss. 122 00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:11,139 Is it true? 123 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:13,558 Is it true? 124 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:18,521 'Tis true. 125 00:07:20,481 --> 00:07:22,066 God damn it. 126 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,903 A lady's touch upon my bosom hath awoken 127 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:29,615 such curious and mysterious feelings within me! 128 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:32,076 I'm not playing a scene with you now, okay, Emaline? 129 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:36,205 Oh, how my heart yearns for her! 130 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:38,416 How my loins quake! 131 00:07:38,499 --> 00:07:40,793 How free I feel on this merry day! 132 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:44,172 You know, this is why you'll never be a good actress. Okay? 133 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:48,468 You're out of touch with your inner truth, you can't have a genuine conversation. 134 00:07:49,051 --> 00:07:51,179 Honestly, I feel bad for you. 135 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:54,432 Well, you have a tiny dick. 136 00:07:54,515 --> 00:07:55,725 Oh! 137 00:07:56,684 --> 00:07:59,979 We're done. All right? It's over, that's it. 138 00:08:00,062 --> 00:08:00,897 Fine. 139 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:02,815 Oh! 140 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:05,651 Bitch! 141 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:07,778 My grandma gave me those. 142 00:08:08,404 --> 00:08:10,114 She has diabetes! 143 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:16,578 Dad? 144 00:08:17,246 --> 00:08:19,040 Kate Messner! Come on in! 145 00:08:19,123 --> 00:08:20,041 What do you want? 146 00:08:20,124 --> 00:08:23,711 You asked me to treat you like any other student, so I am. Take a seat. 147 00:08:26,797 --> 00:08:30,176 Janitor Steve informed me 148 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:34,388 about some crassly worded vandalism, 149 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:37,558 graffiti really, that showed up on a locker this morning. 150 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:39,685 Turns out that locker was yours. 151 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:43,105 It said "Dyke," 152 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:46,234 which is a derogatory term 153 00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:50,821 - for when a woman has romantic... - I know what it means. 154 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:55,117 Okay. I'm just trying to figure out who did this. Yeah. 155 00:08:55,201 --> 00:09:00,665 You know, has anyone been mean or picking on ya recently? 156 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:02,750 I mean, why would someone do that? 157 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:07,046 Because people are stupid. 158 00:09:12,176 --> 00:09:15,263 Hey, sweetie, uh... 159 00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:17,974 I wouldn't take it personally. 160 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:20,726 I bet they didn't even know whose locker it was. 161 00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:27,233 Everything else okay? 162 00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:29,776 Yeah. 163 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:34,364 Okay. 164 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:38,869 Back to class, young lady. 165 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,602 Okay. 166 00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:05,271 You can do this. 167 00:10:06,355 --> 00:10:07,857 You can do this. 168 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:11,652 Okay. 169 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:14,988 Hey. 170 00:10:15,906 --> 00:10:17,950 - How's it going? - Um... 171 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,037 I've had better days. 172 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:23,330 Oh, yeah? 173 00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:30,755 I was just thinking about you. 174 00:10:32,381 --> 00:10:33,381 You were? 175 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:38,220 I love this. 176 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,932 I know it's, uh, super popular or whatever, 177 00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:45,853 but track three's kinda saving my life right now. 178 00:10:46,937 --> 00:10:48,064 Hmm. 179 00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:50,066 Which one's that again? 180 00:10:57,031 --> 00:11:01,661 ♪ By now you should've somehow Realized what you gotta do ♪ 181 00:11:02,244 --> 00:11:08,250 ♪ I don't believe that anybody Feels the way I do about you now ♪ 182 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,127 I wonder who he's singing about. 183 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:13,506 Don't you? 184 00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:18,469 ♪ Backbeat, the word was on the street That the fire in your heart is out ♪ 185 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,764 ♪ I'm sure you've heard it all before... ♪ 186 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:23,099 I gotta go. 187 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:25,393 Uh, I'll see ya later? 188 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:28,771 Absolutely. 189 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:36,445 "There was s-something my, my..." 190 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:37,530 "Mysterious." 191 00:11:37,613 --> 00:11:41,659 Can't you just invent, like, a robot, that will read this to me or something? 192 00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:44,537 I wish. Not with my limited knowledge and resources. 193 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:47,331 But when the do robots take over, none of this will matter. 194 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,750 We'll just be brains floating in tanks. 195 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:53,587 Slaves of virtual stimulation and synthetic automated nourishment. 196 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:55,673 What ever gets me out of remedial. 197 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:57,425 Guys, I've got it. 198 00:11:58,426 --> 00:11:59,760 But I need your help. 199 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:10,646 ♪ Yeah ♪ 200 00:12:10,729 --> 00:12:15,484 ♪ One, two, princes kneel before you That's what I said now ♪ 201 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:20,114 ♪ Princes, princes who adore you Just go ahead now ♪ 202 00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:24,618 ♪ One has diamonds in his pockets And that's some bread now ♪ 203 00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:27,663 ♪ This one said he wants To buy you rockets ♪ 204 00:12:27,746 --> 00:12:29,415 ♪ Ain't in his head now ♪ 205 00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:32,918 ♪ Yeah ♪ 206 00:12:38,674 --> 00:12:43,095 ♪ This one got a princely racket That's what I said now ♪ 207 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:47,558 ♪ Got some big seal upon his jacket Ain't in his head now ♪ 208 00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:48,684 Go, go! 209 00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:52,563 ♪ Marry him, your father will condone you How 'bout that now? ♪ 210 00:12:52,646 --> 00:12:57,151 ♪ Marry me, your father will disown you He'll eat his hat now ♪ 211 00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:59,153 ♪ Marry him or marry me ♪ 212 00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:01,405 ♪ I'm the one that loves you baby Can't you see? ♪ 213 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,824 ♪ I ain't got no future or a family tree ♪ 214 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:06,494 ♪ But I know what a prince and lover Ought to be ♪ 215 00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:08,412 ♪ I know what a prince and lover Ought to be ♪ 216 00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:12,833 ♪ Said if you want to call me baby Just go ahead now ♪ 217 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:16,295 ♪ And if you like to tell me maybe... ♪ 218 00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:38,734 - Testing, one, two, three. - Dad. 219 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,903 Levels? Crash. 220 00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:43,531 For today's video installment 221 00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:46,492 of the Life and Times of Mr. Leroy O'Neil, 222 00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:52,414 that's me, I want to say a few words about gratitude. 223 00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:56,085 Some days it feels like life's gone to shit. 224 00:13:57,586 --> 00:14:00,965 Days like today, where I'm just happy to be alive. 225 00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:06,095 I'm healthy. I have a job. I have a woman and my son, 226 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,097 little Luke'em Nuke'em. 227 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:12,685 He might be the smartest, most passionate little man on this planet. 228 00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:16,272 He's five. Kid's blowing my mind. 229 00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:19,066 Leroy, hey, dinner's ready. 230 00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:20,568 Come in. 231 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:23,320 - What are you doing? - Look at you. 232 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,947 Come here. 233 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,241 - Come here. - Okay. Hi. 234 00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:28,659 I love you. 235 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,452 I love you, too. 236 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:31,537 Come here. 237 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,707 - Say hi to camera? - Are you recording this? 238 00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:36,667 Leroy, I look like a train wreck. 239 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,752 Hey, you look beautiful. 240 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:40,796 Smooth talker. 241 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:42,715 Dinnertime. 242 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:49,555 This may not be the life that, uh, that I imagined for myself, 243 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,184 but god damn, it's a good one. 244 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:11,994 ♪ Many mumbling mice Dancing in the moonlight, mighty nice ♪ 245 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:16,498 ♪ Many mumbling mice Dancing in the moonlight, mighty nice ♪ 246 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:20,419 ♪ Many mumbling mice, Dancing in the moonlight, mighty nice ♪ 247 00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:22,713 - Kate? - Good job. How was the range? 248 00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:23,631 Hey, Leslie. 249 00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:25,424 I heard something about you today. 250 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,635 Something upsetting. 251 00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:31,347 Are you a homo? 252 00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:34,350 No! That's ridiculous. 253 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,935 Of course it is! 254 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,604 I mean, ew, gross. 255 00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:42,900 Either way, I hope you overcome this. 256 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,277 I'll pray for you. 257 00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:46,445 Thanks. 258 00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:55,329 Play this. 259 00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:56,455 What's on it? 260 00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:58,247 Can't tell you that. 261 00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:01,835 - Come on. Is it inappropriate? - No. 262 00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:04,630 - All right. What's in it for me? - Really? 263 00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:05,713 Yeah. 264 00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,633 - Um, Luke? - One sec. 265 00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:09,009 - What's in it for me? - Luke. 266 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,719 - Just... - All right. 267 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,390 Six pack of Jolt? 268 00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:19,687 - Was that so hard? - Thank you. 269 00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:22,356 New information has come to light, 270 00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:25,985 and your odds with Kate are potentially compromised. 271 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,195 I think you should reconsider doing this. 272 00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:29,780 What are you talking about? 273 00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:32,533 New information. It's just a rumor. 274 00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:36,036 - It's probably garb. But I just heard... - Ooh, you're jealous. 275 00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:38,497 Jealous? 276 00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:39,957 Yes. Jealous. 277 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,167 That's why you've been negative about this, right? 278 00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:43,961 That's absurd. I'm always negative. 279 00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:48,132 Listen, we're still gonna be friends after I get a girlfriend. 280 00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:50,884 You just gotta stop worrying so much. 281 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:54,013 Oh, man! Everyone's gonna shit when they see this! 282 00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:56,932 In a good way. 283 00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:00,394 See. 284 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,355 They're gonna shit. 285 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:04,689 In a good way. 286 00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:07,901 Good Morning, BHS! I'm Jessica Betts. 287 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,278 And I'm Scott Pocket. 288 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,196 ♪ Scott Pocket ♪ 289 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:15,117 Before I begin, today we have a special video presentation. 290 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,744 It comes to us from a fre... 291 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,912 Roll tape! 292 00:17:56,867 --> 00:18:01,580 ♪ Today is gonna be the day That they're gonna throw it back to you ♪ 293 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:07,169 ♪ By now you should've somehow Realized what you gotta do ♪ 294 00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:13,926 ♪ I don't believe that anybody Feels the way I do about you now ♪ 295 00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:24,103 ♪ Backbeat, the word was on the street That the fire in your heart is out ♪ 296 00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:26,522 ♪ I'm sure you've heard it all before ♪ 297 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:29,525 ♪ But you never really had a doubt ♪ 298 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:36,490 ♪ I don't believe that anybody Feels the way I do about you now ♪ 299 00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:44,790 ♪ And all the roads we have to walk Are winding ♪ 300 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:50,337 ♪ And all the lights that lead us there Are blinding ♪ 301 00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:56,051 ♪ There are many things that I Would like to say to you ♪ 302 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,595 ♪ But I don't know how ♪ 303 00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:06,353 ♪ Because maybe ♪ 304 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:11,775 ♪ You're gonna be the one that saves me ♪ 305 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:16,738 ♪ And after all ♪ 306 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:21,743 ♪ You're my wonderwall ♪ 307 00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:28,625 ♪ I said maybe ♪ 308 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:34,047 ♪ You're gonna be the one that saves me ♪ 309 00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:39,636 ♪ You're gonna be the one that saves me ♪ 310 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:44,766 ♪ You're gonna be the one that saves me ♪ 311 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:51,899 Fuck! 312 00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:01,617 Kate Messner... 313 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:04,953 will you go out with me? 314 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,708 Oh, God. 315 00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:15,214 Uh, camera two, pan to camera one. 316 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:39,904 Kate? 317 00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:47,037 - Yes. - Ha! 318 00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:49,206 Yes! 319 00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:58,131 ♪ She was using me ♪ 320 00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:01,218 ♪ But I didn't care ♪ 321 00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:05,889 ♪ Don't you leave me now ♪ 322 00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:09,810 ♪ Just don't you dare ♪ 323 00:21:09,893 --> 00:21:13,313 ♪ Can't you understand? ♪ 324 00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:16,817 ♪ With the hold of my hand ♪ 325 00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:21,363 ♪ Love is everywhere ♪ 326 00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:25,742 ♪ Except where I stand ♪ 327 00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:46,138 ♪ Boys of the world ♪ 328 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,056 ♪ Just listen to me ♪ 329 00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:49,850 ♪ If you meet a girl ♪ 330 00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:51,935 ♪ With looks to a tee ♪ 331 00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:53,979 ♪ It might be okay ♪ 332 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,605 ♪ For a little while ♪ 333 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,607 ♪ But think seriously ♪ 334 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,152 ♪ Is that your style? ♪ 335 00:22:00,235 --> 00:22:03,864 ♪ Can't you understand ♪ 336 00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:07,117 ♪ With the hold of my hand ♪ 337 00:22:08,201 --> 00:22:11,705 ♪ Love is everywhere ♪ 338 00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:15,959 ♪ Except where I stand ♪ 24247

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