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♪ Have you ever been close to tragedy ♪
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♪ Or been close to folks who have? ♪
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♪ Have you ever felt a pain so powerful ♪
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♪ So heavy you collapse? ♪
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♪ No? ♪
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♪ Well... ♪
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Good morning, BHS. I'm Jessica Betts.
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And I'm Scott Pocket.
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And here are your announcements
for Friday, September 27, 1996.
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The new Star Wars movies
are gonna be awesome.
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They're not new. They're just ruining
the originals with digital garb.
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Whatever. They're gonna be Phat, Ph.
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Well, gee, thanks for clarifying.
I thought you meant obese.
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- Let's go, gentlemen, we're late.
- We were waiting for you. You're late.
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Luke, you do realize that A/V Club
is the lowliest of electives?
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It's beneath choir.
It's beneath weather club.
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They should combine choir
and weather club. Weather choir.
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♪ Cloudy with a chance of rain ♪
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Guys, we're in high school now.
We gotta find our people.
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We might as well start with something
we know.
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That's A/V club.
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Yeah. Once they see one of our movies,
the ladies will come flocking.
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I promise you, there isn't
a single female behind those doors.
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There'd be ladies in weather choir.
Just saying.
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Be sure to bring a monologue
and break a leg, comrades.
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♪ Whoomp, there it is! ♪
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♪ Whoomp, there it is! ♪
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♪ Whoomp, there it is! ♪
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♪ Whoomp, there it is! ♪
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♪ Whoomp, there it is! ♪
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That's right.
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Principal Messner here.
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Wishing you a happy Friday.
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And thanking you for a spirit-filled
first week back at school.
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And for all you freshman out there,
I can't wait to get to know ya.
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Anyway, we're off to a super start,
so let's keep it up.
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Back to you, Jessica and Scott.
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Thank you, Principal Messner.
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For lunch today, corn dogs and tater tots.
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Do you like corn dogs, Jessica Betts?
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No. In world news, President Clinton
has signed the Defensive of Marriage Act,
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defining marriage
as one man and one woman.
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Well, that's a shame because
I was gonna marry a burrito...
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- What's with camera one?
- ...Jessie B.
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- Kate Messner, camera one, focus.
- Also, happy birthday, Meatloaf.
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- The singer turns 49 today.
- Come on, focus.
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- Good job.
- I'm trying.
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I'm trying...
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Oh!
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Oh, help, help, help, help, help.
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That's it, I hope.
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I don't even know how to do this.
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- Stop touching it.
- Help, help, help!
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Help, help!
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Help, help, help!
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Fuck!
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Oh. No way.
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And those are your morning announcements.
Have a Boring day.
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That was a disaster.
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That was awesome.
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Where do we sign up?
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The first week of school
and the shit's already gone to shit.
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Welcome to A/V club, freshman.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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It looks like we're gonna be partners.
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According to Mr. Stargrove,
I'm camera three starting tomorrow, so...
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Great.
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Great.
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Having trouble?
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I'm good, thanks.
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Well, these 456s are janky.
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You sure I can't help?
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Can you actually stand over there, please?
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Thanks.
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Huh...
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you're out of focus.
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I know.
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I'm trying to fix that.
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Well, it's your lucky day.
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I, uh, I know exactly how to fix this.
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- You do?
- Yeah.
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What's wrong with it?
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Well, there's gunk on the lens.
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Makes the auto-focus get stuck.
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But I have tools at home.
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Can I check this out or something?
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Are you a freshman?
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Technically.
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Freshman can't check out gear.
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Right.
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Well, maybe you can check it out
and come over to my place.
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Or I don't know,
if you're not doing anything.
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Um, yeah, all right, cool beans.
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Uh... cool as beans.
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Sorry, that was stupid. I'm Luke.
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Luke O'Neil, by the way.
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Kate.
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Damn, Gina, how'd you do that?
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How'd I do what?
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Ta... talk to a girl.
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Uh, mm, I don't know.
Just happened, I guess.
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She's coming over after school.
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She's what? Wait a minute.
Don't you think we should discuss this?
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- Why?
'Cause she's a sophomore.
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So?
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Holy snikies, older woman.
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Hey, easy there, Romeo.
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You are tampering with plutonium.
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Plutonium?
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That student you were just talking to,
that's Kate Messner.
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All right? That's Mr. Messner's daughter.
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Who's that again?
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Mr. Messner, the principal.
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Proceed with caution.
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Ooh.
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The principal's daughter.
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Mr. Knudsen!
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Yeah, Knudie. We gonna put some
points on the board tonight?
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I wouldn't bet on it.
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Well, I hope you brought a crow sandwich
for lunch,
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'cause you're gonna... Kate!
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Hey, sweetie,
was that cool or what?
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I gotta be on
the announcements more often.
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- Dad?
- Yeah?
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Can we make a new rule this year?
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Of course, I'm all ears.
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Can you not talk to me
while I'm at school?
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Like, pretend I'm any other student.
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Like I don't exist.
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Uh, okay, yeah.
If that's what you'd prefer, I suppose...
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It is.
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Bye.
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Well, have a great rest of your day.
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I'm sorry.
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♪ But you ♪
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- Doy!
- All right, get to class.
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♪ Is it a sure-fire way
To speed things up... ♪
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Yo, D.
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No way.
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You're out of your mind!
Luke, settle this.
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Settle what?
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That ridiculous song.
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Winning the lottery
and dying the next day?
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The subject is 98 years old.
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There's nothing ironic about dying at 98.
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Rain on your wedding day?
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It's ironic because they chose that day
to get married!
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Well, then, they're morons,
and they deserve each other!
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Do these people
not have five-day forecasts?
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What kind of fairy tale world
does Alanis Morissette live in?
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- Canada!
- Oh.
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- Can I have a chip?
- Oh, yeah.
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Thank you.
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Four years of this.
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It's week one. It'll get better.
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Look on the bright side, McQuaid.
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My cousin Reese says
everyone has sex in high school.
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Even nerds, like, with each other.
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According to my calculations, there's
a 2% chance I get laid by senior year.
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Kinda comforting, truthfully.
Takes the pressure off.
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- Did you run my numbers?
- Better. Not by much.
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What about Luke?
A girl is going to his house!
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- It's practically a date.
- It's not a date. I'm fixing her camera.
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- You are underestimating the implications.
- Truth.
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Also, am I the only one concerned
by what Mr. Stargrove said?
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He was just messing with us.
She's the principal's daughter. So what?
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He compared her to the most dangerous
radioactive material on the planet.
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Even befriending the principal's daughter
is like painting a target on your face.
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And mine and Tyler's by association.
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I mean, look at us, it's bad enough.
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Yeah. What do you think, Tyler?
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She seems cool. But she is a sophomore.
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High hopes, low expectations.
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That's what my step dad always says.
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Then again, he's an unemployed alcoholic
who named his dog after a psychopath.
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- How is Charles Manson?
- Oh, farts a lot.
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You guys are right.
What are we even talking about?
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- She probably doesn't remember my name.
- Hey, Luke.
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Good. Good, I mean...
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...hey.
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- Meet by the flagpole after school?
- Y-y-yeah.
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See you then.
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Plutonium.
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You think I'm some kind of slut?
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No. I know you're a slut, slut.
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Thou hast slept with another!
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Untwist thy tongue!
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What merchant of deceit
hath sold you such untruths?
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In thy sleep when thou didst dream,
thou didst chirp infidelities!
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Forsooth! But dreamers often lie,
asleep in a trance!
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As boys and men alike ask me
into their pants.
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Mm-hmm. Counterfeit!
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Thou hast made me do this, you bitch!
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Oh. Oh! Oh.
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No!
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Dagger, I am thy scabbard!
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What was that?
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Scene!
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- I am Oliver Schermerhorn.
- And I am Emaline Addario.
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Auditions for Uncle Vanya will be held
next Wednesday in the auditorium!
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This could be you.
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We are obviously playing the leads,
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but lesser roles
and crew positions remain available!
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- Join us!
- Join us!
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I heard that.
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Good afternoon, Miss Stock.
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Hi, Ken.
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I-I feel like I've barely seen you.
Did you get my messages?
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Ken, we had fun this summer.
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Agreed!
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Summer's over.
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Oh, don't worry.
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According to the district handbook,
our goings-on are permissible.
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Uh, provided we don't copulate
on school grounds.
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I'm not attracted to you, Ken.
Physically, like, at all.
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You okay?
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Of course, yeah. I...
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I'm glad you said something, actually.
I... honesty.
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Just, brutal honesty,
it's just the best policy.
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I-I can only thank you for that.
I appreciate this.
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Friends?
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Colleagues, might be better.
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Colleagues. Yeah, hey, I'll take it!
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Oh, and Ken?
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Yeah?
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- The copier's low on toner.
- Oh.
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Nice shirt.
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Thanks.
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So, what's up with Tori Amos?
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Uh, you've never heard of Tori Amos?
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Well... well, I've heard of her,
but I don't know her music that well.
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- You like her?
- Uh, yeah. She's amazing.
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She's like nothing
you've ever heard before.
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Oh, cool. Like what?
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Um...
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I don't know. How can I explain
if you've never heard it?
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You can try.
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Okay.
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Well, there's this one song where
halfway through she just starts crying.
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And it's her just singing
and playing the piano and crying.
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And it's just so real.
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Wow.
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And her first album is called
Little Earthquakes.
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- Know what that means?
- No.
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Orgasms.
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Like, she totally named
an entire album after orgasms.
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Or that's what I heard.
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Oh.
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Sounds bad ass.
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Oh, hey, man.
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Hey, would you take a picture of us
in front of the sign?
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- Okay.
- All right.
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Ready.
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One, two and...
256
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,864
You ever notice they never actually go
into town?
257
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:29,243
They just find the sign,
take a picture, then leave.
258
00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:31,996
Lucky them.
259
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:40,963
Oh, sweet! Columbia House.
260
00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:42,631
Hold this.
261
00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:46,135
- What'd you get?
- Let's see.
262
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,095
New Oasis.
263
00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:51,724
- That's supposed to be good.
- Yeah, well, I already have it.
264
00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:54,018
I forgot to mail the thing back.
265
00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:55,561
You want it?
266
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:59,940
Oh, oh, thanks, but you can get a lot
of store credit for that.
267
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:02,985
Oh, no, it's, it's fine really. Take it.
268
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:08,908
Thanks.
269
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,249
Sorry about the dust.
270
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:19,126
Feel free to look around.
271
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,217
So, how do you know
so much about cameras?
272
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,763
My dad used to be a wedding videographer.
273
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:34,183
He showed me some stuff when I was a kid.
274
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:37,311
I guess it just kinda
comes naturally to me.
275
00:15:37,394 --> 00:15:38,646
What's he do now?
276
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:39,980
Who, my dad?
277
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,066
Who cares?
278
00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:45,027
He bailed on me and my mom
when I was seven.
279
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:50,491
If you look up "deadbeat dad,"
there'd be a picture of Leroy O'Neil.
280
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:53,160
Apparently, he's in Hollywood now.
281
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:55,704
Do you miss him?
282
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:57,623
No.
283
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:03,629
What about your mom?
284
00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:06,423
She's, uh, five miles
above the Atlantic right now.
285
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,133
What?
286
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:10,761
She's a flight attendant.
287
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:17,226
Sometimes she's gone for a whole week,
which kinda rules.
288
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:19,853
I get to stay up late.
Rent rated "R" movies.
289
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,690
They know me at Video Shack,
which is cool.
290
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:26,235
I'm more like an adult
than a teenager, really. So...
291
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,032
What's on these?
292
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:34,743
Oh, I don't know.
293
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:38,038
I think they were my dad's.
I've been meaning to check them out.
294
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,208
What made you join A/V?
295
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,129
It seemed mellow, I guess.
296
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:48,215
My dad was trying to get me
to run for ASB.
297
00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:52,428
It's like I have to be some
exemplary student 'cause of who he is.
298
00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:54,763
Sucks.
299
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:58,475
Mr. Messner.
You know, he actually seems kinda cool.
300
00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:01,145
Not the term I would use.
301
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:04,523
What about Mrs. Messner?
302
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:06,525
She died.
303
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,196
Sorry.
304
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:13,824
How'd it happen?
305
00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:15,200
She was sick.
306
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,914
We don't...
you don't have to talk about it.
307
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:22,166
It's all good.
308
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:24,543
It's okay.
309
00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:29,256
After she died,
they made me talk to a counselor.
310
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:33,552
What's a five-year-old supposed
to say to a counselor?
311
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:38,098
And they had me make this
stupid arts and crafts project.
312
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,768
It's called a Scream Box.
313
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:44,772
And I was supposed to scream into it
whenever I needed.
314
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:46,940
I never used it.
315
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,359
My dad did though.
316
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:56,575
And then, I came back to school,
and everyone stopped talking to me
317
00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:59,244
because they knew
I didn't have a mom anymore.
318
00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:04,208
I wanted to disappear.
319
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,128
It's like I actually did, kind of.
320
00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:18,388
How's it look?
321
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:22,893
Oh, perfect.
322
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,396
Like new.
323
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:30,776
Sure you don't want anything for the road?
Like a Pop Tart?
324
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:33,278
Hi-C? P, B and J?
325
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,239
You're cute.
326
00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:36,532
See you on Monday.
327
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:43,622
I'm cute.
328
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:50,295
♪ Slip inside the eye of your mind ♪
329
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:53,882
♪ Don't you know you might find ♪
330
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,301
♪ A better place to play? ♪
331
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,932
♪ You said that you'd never been ♪
332
00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:05,519
♪ But all the things that you've seen ♪
333
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:07,813
♪ They slowly fade away ♪
334
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:14,278
♪ So I'll start a revolution from my bed ♪
335
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:20,325
♪ Cause you said the brains I had
Went to my head ♪
336
00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:24,454
♪ Stand up beside the fireplace ♪
337
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:27,040
♪ Take that look from off your face ♪
338
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:32,921
♪ You ain't ever gonna burn my heart out ♪
339
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:42,973
♪ And so, Sally can wait ♪
340
00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:49,188
♪ She knows it's too late
As we're walking on by ♪
341
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:55,152
♪ Her soul slides away ♪
342
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,447
♪ But don't look back in anger ♪
343
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,324
- Meatloaf or Ziti, sweetie?
- Dad!
344
00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:02,868
Oh! Sorry! Just wanted to know
if you wanted to...
345
00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:15,672
You know, Kate,
346
00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:21,595
it's okay if you want
to look at this magazine.
347
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:25,390
I've seen a few myself,
if I'm being honest.
348
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:28,894
But I want you to know
349
00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:34,107
is that you don't have to look
like the girls in these magazines.
350
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:39,321
Real men are attracted to women
of all shapes and sizes.
351
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:42,032
Breasts, and uh,
352
00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:46,328
- bottom, and uh, pubis area...
- Dad.
353
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:52,876
What I want you to remember is attraction
is not limited to our physical forms.
354
00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:56,713
Despite what some people may believe.
355
00:20:57,881 --> 00:21:00,384
Um, got it. Thanks, Dad.
356
00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:02,302
Anytime, sweetie.
357
00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:08,725
Can you get out of my room now, please?
358
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,311
Ziti it is.
359
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:18,860
♪ But don't look back in anger
I heard you say ♪
360
00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:59,818
♪ So, Sally can wait ♪
361
00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:05,866
♪ She knows it's too late
As she's walking on by ♪
362
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:12,039
♪ My soul slides away ♪
363
00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:18,337
♪ But don't look back in anger
I heard you say ♪
364
00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:23,383
♪ So, Sally can wait ♪
365
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:29,431
♪ She knows it's too late
As we're walking on by ♪
366
00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:35,604
♪ Her soul slides away ♪
367
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:41,151
♪ But don't look back in anger
I heard you say ♪
368
00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:46,448
♪ So, Sally can wait ♪
369
00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:52,496
♪ She knows it's too late
As she's walking on by ♪
370
00:22:53,955 --> 00:22:58,460
♪ My soul slides away ♪
371
00:22:59,294 --> 00:23:05,175
♪ But don't look back in anger
Don't look back in anger ♪
372
00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:09,846
♪ I heard you say ♪
373
00:23:16,853 --> 00:23:19,398
♪ At least not today ♪
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