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I love Grandma.

I love you. You'll learn.

It was a favor.

Just be excited for Grandma.

You're excited right now?

No one's excited for Grandma.

I just want to prepare with

us for what this is going to be.

Surprise! Surprise Mom.

I didn't know you'd come.

Darcy!

Mommy!

Mommy!

See my girls?

Oh my God.

Are you about 28 now?

You're 8 feet tall each night.

Hi Mom.

Honey, I didn't know you.

Hi.

Hi Tim.

Oh.

Oh my God.

I'm so excited.

Who are you? I'm Ben.

You must be Nat.

We went to Coolidge together.

I don't remember you.

He's my room renter, you know.

Why are you in my pajamas?

Because I slept here last night.

Why didn't you sleep here last night?

Because, you know, I rent my rooms.

You know that.

I need people here.

I have to do that.

Ben.

Hi, Darcy. Hello, hi.

Ben Gottlieb. Ben Gottlieb.

You girls?

All right, gorgeous girls.

Look at them.

Okay, here's my idea.

Let's go to dinner tonight with Ben.

We're gonna have a nice, fancy dinner.

Fancy, fancy.

Do you have a suit I can borrow?

We're here to see you.

Okay, you see me, you see

me, and you see Benny,

and we'll all see each other.

Isn't that cool?

It'll be nice.

Shotgun.

It'll be nice.

Mom?

Mom?

Mira?

Mira, Mom!

Mom!

What?

Mira!

What's wrong?

Oh, you look so nice.

Dan, you always look so nice.

Dad's all tie.

But...

Is this my suit?

Mm-hmm.

Well, looks good. Bet you...

You haven't been home a

couple of nights recently.

You knew that.

I know a lot of things.

You sleeping with someone?

I guess you could say that.

Look at you.

I know you can get so sad, Penny.

I'm sorry.

That's from me.

It's in our blood.

I want you to be happy.

It's just sometimes I don't

always know how to do it.

We're wearing a pants.

That's my mom's.

Can you just let him? Sit down.

You remember my friend Ben.

Ben, I've been wanting to

tell you that I am the

biggest fan of your wife's book.

It was just so amazing. Good evening.

Can we get you started with

some drinks?

Yes, we can.

I'll do a Laphroaig meat.

She'll do the house white

and milk for the girls.

I may have a vodka and a

wax for some wine.

Mom, no vodka.

Let's just do a sparkling water.

And you're good.

Yeah, you've got me on these mudslides.

Yeah, so Ben, can you bring

us to speed.

You know what's going on

between you and my mom here?

Yeah. What is, I mean it's a

good question.

You invite him to family dinner, okay?

So we're gonna talk.

Are you sick or something or?

Listen, I guess I've been

doing a lot of our thinking

and searching lately. That is healthy.

You know I support that.

Thank you. The other thing

is, I don't know what are

your feelings about this kind of thing.

Mom, mom, what is going on?

Well, I was just...

What are you? Can you just tell me?

What exactly do you do, then?

I work at Temple Sinai. Temple Sinai?

Sinai?

He's the cantor.

He's a synagogue. Oh, okay.

Well, mom, what are you doing there?

Me, or you? Who would like to?

Would you mind?

Your mother has decided to

have her bat mitzvah, and I'm

going to give it to her.

No, no, no.

Yeah, yeah, it's exciting.

No, I know, I know.

No, are you, this is

hilarious, this is classic Carla.

This is hilarious, mom.

Why is it hilarious?

First of all, she's not 13 years old.

More importantly, she's not Jewish.

That's not accurate.

Mom, only grandpa was Jewish, right?

I mean, by your rules,

doesn't that mean she's not Jewish?

Well, that's still open for debate.

That isn't open for debate

because her mother was

Episcopalian and my father is Catholic.

Menus, anyone? Uh, yeah.

Here.

This is a...

Menus.

What else do you want?

Maybe I should just order for you.

Okay.

Did I read that book?

I don't think so.

and you would love it.

I appreciate that very much.

You're a quarter Jewish.

So if you want to have a bar mitzvah,

we can talk about that too. Okay, sure.

Would you like to hear about

the specials today?

No.

Okay. Very good.

Listen, I don't want you to think

I'm anti-Semitic or anything.

I would say I'm anti-anti-Semitic.

Me too.

But I do want to tell you

that I am a devout atheist.

I just have no interest in

organized religion

of any kind. So if that's

something you want to waste

your time with mom, that is

like your business and

something I can't be involved with.

That's right, it's my business.

Yeah, well I respect that, truly.

You have no idea.

Typically the family though is

involved in the ceremony and

in some way it's quite important.

I do respect I

don't want my girls, you

know, exposed to that kind of thing.

What exactly would we do?

Darsen. I'm curious.

Typically you would say a

blessing over the Torah.

Isn't that nice? That would

be so fun, wouldn't it?

Okay, and considering, well,

in Karla's position, it's a

little different, so you could fulfill

some of the roles that the

parents would.

You could say

the Shechiyanah blessing. The what?

It's a thanks to God and

expressing your devotion.

You're being grateful to being alive.

Great.

You could present her with a

tallit, it's a prayer shawl.

Seems easy enough.

You could give her candy.

Candy! So fun, right?

And you like food for chocolate.

Okay, mom, mom, what do you

think dad would think of us?

Oh, I don't really know, honey,

because your father has been

dead for a long time.

Have we made some choices?

No, no, just give us, very

good, very good.

Okay, listen, Ben, you're

gonna have to excuse us.

We're gonna need to have an

O'Connor-only night.

But you just got here, you're

gonna leave?

Oh.

Carla I really I apologize

I'm so sorry no no I do

understand do you mind I'm

sorry that you are so lucky

to have Carla as your mother

and your family she

she really embodies what

Judaism is all about Hi.

Sorry. Good night.

Yeah, I just... I don't...

Hi, you can visit the office anytime.

So when do you plan to go back?

To the city?

Yeah.

Well, uh...

Oh! Look who's here.

Welcome home, Benjamin. Hi, Ben.

You look nice. Thank you.

You know, Gabby and I were

just talking about, you know,

some possible employment

opportunities at Bacteriality.

Right?

Yeah.

Just while she's waiting for, you know,

some rules to come along.

Yeah, great idea, right?

Yeah, that's very great.

Yeah.

Why don't you join us?

So you'll be in town for a

little while.

You know what, I don't want a medal.

I'm gonna leave you two to catch up.

Okay. Okay. Thank you.

Good night. Good night.

You're always welcome in our

home, okay?

That's so sweet.

So you'll be here for a

little while or?

Uh, yeah, well, um, I was,

uh, I was in bed.

Oh, you know, sorry, do you want?

Oh.

Do you like my face?

Yeah. Thanks.

Oh.

Um, so, I was engaged.

Yeah, everything was booked.

Yeah.

I lost all the deposit.

Your father, Rabbi Bruce, told me.

Yeah.

I'm very sorry to hear that.

Yeah, so...

My wife died.

It was a year ago.

Well, more than.

I know Judith told me, actually.

Oh, she did? That's good.

I'm so sorry.

She was a writer, right?

She was an alcoholic novelist.

June said she was really accomplished.

That's right, yep.

She has a book back there.

You don't have to get it.

I'll get it for you if you want.

Can I? You can look.

Third shelf next to that yellow one.

Next to that pink.

That's the one.

Publishers Weekly called it

an intimate and revealing portrait

of contemporary fiction.

She was so beautiful.

This was actually 600 pages

into a new book

but a canter living in a

small northeastern town,

but she didn't finish it

before she died.

Can I borrow it? Keep it.

Really? I'm running.

So, how long are you here for?

Carla, it was really nice

meeting your family tonight.

Thank you for inviting me.

And while we're talking about that,

I was thinking that we should

be to the temple

for our next class. This is

when your family's in town.

I want to make sure we have

the space we need.

Yeah, this is Cantor Ben, by

the way, and uh...

Oh

Do you mind if I show you something?

Do you mind if I show you something?

Do you mind if I show you something?

Do you mind if I show you something?

Do you mind if I show you something?

Hi!

Hello, is Catherine Hepburn there?

I'm just kidding. Hi, is this

Kendra Benn?

Would you want to hang out sometime?

Outside of a Holocaust Torah

school fundraiser?

Yeah! Um, I'd love to!

I was actually waiting for your call.

I haven't been here forever.

I come a lot actually.

I finished with book.

Can I give you an honest opinion?

Yeah, sure.

It made me excited.

Sexually.

Well, she was good at that.

Was she, um,

like that in real life?

She used to take these long walks.

You know, and

think about her book.

writing.

She would leave me these

voice messages.

Dirty voice messages.

Do you still have them? All of them.

You never deleted any of them.

I just paid for a bigger storage plan.

Did I listen to one?

I'm a fan of her work.

Can you believe I'm doing this?

You're with her right now, aren't you?

I'm gonna sit in the corner and

Watch what she does to you.

She pushes you down onto the bed,

undoes your pants, takes out your cock.

She looks at it, I look at

her, looking at it.

She puts the head in her mouth,

but she doesn't put her lips around it,

so you feel her breath on your cock.

She reads the message, says you have...

Pretty good.

I shouldn't have had you

listen to that.

No, no, I, I, um, I liked it.

Can I have the phone?

No.

You're with her right now, aren't you?

I'm gonna sit in the corner

and watch what she does to you.

She pushes you down onto the

bed and does your pants.

She puts that, takes out your cock.

She's looking at it.

I look at her looking at it.

She takes the head in her

mouth, but she doesn't put

her lips around it.

So you can feel her breath

on your cock.

Unbuckle your belt.

someone got a ride gossip is

the greatest sin and you do

I know let's

Showing her, uh...

Ugh!

How could you fix this door?

Carlo?

This is Ben.

Yes?

This is Dr.

Powell. That's on my hospital.

Okay.

Carla's had an accident.

She has to call her son, Ben.

Is she okay?

She had an attack and fell.

I think this is...

Benny? Benny?

Benny?

Okay, Benny. Matt didn't answer.

But you came here. Of course I did.

This hasn't happened to me in

a long time. Do you ever feel like your

brain is having heart attack?

All the time. You do?

I don't know what that is.

Let's go sit up here in your room.

Thank you. Come on.

Oh, boy.

Hi.

Hey.

Oh, my God.

When'd you get me?

Have a look.

Two house specials, one kosher.

I want to go through that.

But a year?

It's too long. Ha ha.

Yeah, it's too long.

Mm-hmm.

I hope.

Can we have a shotgun bat mitzvah?

I can look into it.

Really?

Yeah.

Oh my god.

This is so good.

This is pretty amazing.

Every time I eat it, it's a surprise.

Yes. Every time.

It's like a brand new. Oh no.

Never fails. Never fails.

What?

You're not supposed to run. Oh no.

Here, here, here. I'm sorry.

Here, here, here.

Ben! Hello, how are you?

How are you? I have something for you.

You left it in my car. Your yarmulke.

You left it there.

I wanted to talk to you

about my adult elementary

student, Carla Kessler.

Sure, go ahead.

She's been making tremendous progress.

Wonderful.

And I don't think that we

need the extra year.

I'd like to move her up from

next year into this weekend

because she's ready.

And we gotta do it now.

And I think it'll be great

this weekend.

That way we can keep the

portion the same.

You want her to move the

whole thing up for a year? She's ready.

She's ready to pop right now.

I don't know, Ben. That's an

accelerated timeline for a Bob Mitzvah.

I understand, but I think

it'd be a great story.

There are reasons why a Bob

Mitzvah spends a year studying this.

It's inspiring.

She did mention that she was

considering making a sizable donation.

Very excited about that.

She is a teacher, right?

She's my teacher.

So one could see why she

might be able to handle us,

someone of that ilk.

If anyone might be able to do it.

If anyone can do it, it will be her.

Well, listen, the synagogue is

nothing if not flexible.

I've been carrying the ball,

singing, and we're managing.

The Meyerson family, we have

Rachel Meyerson book that week.

That's right.

And she's not ready.

And forgive me because that's

a reflection of me.

Rachel Meyerson, could she do it?

Yes.

Is it gonna be great?

She's not doing the homework.

I've tried.

This is a big room and a

big space to fill.

You know, she's shy.

She doesn't have the thing.

Okay, I suppose I could talk

to the Meyersons. I suggest.

Co-headlining.

Well, I would like to have

Carla Kessler open for Rachel,

if that's possible.

If we could have another

reason for people to be there...

Other than Rachel?

Yes.

Maybe this would be a relief for them.

Let me talk to them, Meyersons.

I think we can make this happen.

Okay. Thank you.

Rabbi Hrusickus.

I'm so happy I just got out of school.

I know, me too.

Oh my God, I can't...

Hey.

The night before the ceremony,

Why don't you come to our

Shabbat dinner?

You can meet my family.

You have to wait a little.

May I couldn't?

I'd dance with my son of a horse.

I'm not feeling any of your

pain right now.

Right.

Exactly. What a nice surprise.

A second maybe this weekend I

could pose.

Sure. When your paintings?

Really.

Okay sweetie, you gotta hurry

up and get to Temple on time.

I gotta finish cooking and

we'll meet you at shul.

Okay?

okay okay there i can't find

the garlic i'll just do it

by hand i'd like to bring a

guest to dinner

tonight if that's possible who

is it my mom is a student

you're inviting a child she's a little

older ceremonies tomorrow i

thought it'd be a nice

gesture make her feel part of

the community

okay oh i think that's a

lovely idea of course she's

welcome great okay just one more place

stop it stop it we'll be

there soon why did you say

yes to that what wouldn't

talk with our family and

Rabbi Bruce's family

Tonight's on about Gabby and Benjamin.

Why didn't you tell him? I'm sorry.

He said yes. He can't take it back.

Look at all the food we have out here.

Shabbat shalom. Shabbat shalom.

Kander Ben and I are

delighted to welcome you all

to our Friday night service.

Great to see some new faces here.

Keep it coming.

Shul welcomes everyone,

regardless of appearance,

orientation, creed, or all of it.

Let us begin our Friday night

service with Kabbalat Shabbat. We will

Let's start with Yadid Nefesh,

Yadid Nefesh, page 636 in

your prayer books.

Yadid nefesh av harachaman

Yishu chavdecha el ritson achar

Yaroot sabdecha, kimo ayaon,

yishtah chaveh, mu chadeh arecha.

I think they're here. I'll get it.

I'll get it.

Might be my student, I got it.

Hi, welcome.

Hi, how are you?

Get this, we're all together.

Can I take your coat?

Thank you so much.

Okay, let me put this.

I can just bring it down.

No, I got it.

Are you sure?

Yeah, I'll just bring it down with you.

Alright, there they go.

Okay, thank you very much.

That door, we're gonna get it fixed.

How you been?

You know, fine. You good?

Yeah, great.

Yeah!

Great.

Oh.

You forgot this.

Right.

Can I have this back? No, I...

You can just... Excuse me.

Yes!

Come in, I'll get it!

I'll get it, Judith.

It's for me.

I'll get it!

Can I help you?

Hey!

Yes, I was, Benny invited me

for your dinner.

This is Carla.

Oh, oh, oh. Your students.

This is Carla.

No, I'm a little older.

No, no, no.

My mother Judith.

So generous of you.

Yes, yes, yes.

Please have a seat.

I'll just put these in water.

The rabbi, the rabbi is here.

Hi, rabbi.

Cindy.

This is such an honor.

And your beautiful wife.

This is Cindy.

Yeah, and this is my mom.

Oh my God, look at you with

that painting.

I know.

This is the artist.

There she is.

You painted that?

That's the artist.

Yes.

It's so nice to meet you. May I?

Of course.

Welcome.

I want to just thank you.

You invited me and I thank you so much.

Well, of course.

What a gorgeous house and it

smells so good.

Yes.

So good.

You just look so familiar to me.

Oh, you know why?

Why?

Well.

And Benny's music teacher when

he was little, Benny.

Oh, my God, that's... It's cool.

Mrs. O'Connor.

Hello.

Well, it's very nice to see you.

Thank you for having me.

Did everybody enjoy?

Yes.

They'll be ready in one minute.

This is Gabi, the rabbi's

daughter, Gabi.

Gabi.

Gabi.

Gabi.

Gabi.

Gabi.

Oh, my God.

What a beautiful daughter you are.

Oh, so sweet. The music.

Oh, thank you. Very cheap.

Can I take your jacket off?

Yes, please.

I'm going to take this

downstairs really quickly.

OK, I'll take this.

Yeah, why don't we have a seat?

Dan, hurry up.

Get her food.

Oh, this is so nice. Come on.

Thank you.

Baruch atah adonai.

Elokeinu melech ha'olam.

Asherket shenu b'mitzvotav.

that's written by King Solomon

extolling the Jewish woman all her

that she puts into building a

very beautiful and loving home.

Thank you.

Aroh, bata, v'staim, me ka

deesh, haisha, bahaat.

Amen.

It's OK. I'm sorry.

OK, we're going to white with

dinner if anybody prefers that.

But for now, we have to have

some of this.

I like the red better.

You like the red better? All right.

Here we go. All right.

I like the red better. I am.

I like the red better.

Shabbat.

Did you do that one?

Here you go.

Yes, all of these are my pancakes.

It's oil.

That was my early work.

Oily palette knife.

Just take my napkin, it's fine.

Buru katara nui alohina melech hawaam.

Hamosi lech haman hawarets.

Look at that.

Oh, did I just pick a piece?

Yeah, pass it around.

Oh, I love it.

Here, your eyes.

I know everybody's hungry.

Nice and warm.

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

Before it really starts,

I just wanna take a picture.

Oh, we're not allowed to do that.

Well, God will forgive us.

Okay, stand over there.

I'm gonna get everybody together.

Stand around there.

Carlos, you too. Thank you.

Maybe we all just sort of like...

I'll get everybody in.

Should I be in it?

Yeah, we should all just be

not leaning,

but just skyscrapers.

Okay, and we're gonna say...

I'll be in the back. Shabbat shalom.

Shabbat shalom.

Yes.

Okay, bon appetit. Bon appetit.

Oh, wait, I'd like to welcome the Rabbi

and his beautiful wife,

and especially Gabby,

to our family, L'chaim.

L'chaim?

L'chaim.

L'chaim.

L'chaim, and thank you for inviting me.

Oh, it's our pleasure.

Okay, dig in.

This is a vinaigrette, and

then there's a ranch dressing.

Oh, thank you.

Well, I'm gonna pass around the hollow.

Mm-hmm.

Is the meat too cold?

No, it's good. It's good?

Yeah, it's really good.

Do you do?

Do you do?

Yeah, but noodle.

No, I don't know.

What is it?

What is it?

It's my aunt Cecil's restaurant.

Maybe you're drinking and

you've been thinking that.

No!

Judith, she makes a kugel as well.

She does.

But it's a sweet one, so

it's no competition.

You never cook when you're at home.

What are you talking about?

You've tasted her kugel?

I was 16.

I haven't tasted it.

You should make one real good.

Yes.

I'll eat it.

It's just by osmosis.

about my son. I worry I'm

such a terrible cook.

This is a ranch.

Are you okay? What's the matter?

No, I'm just thinking this.

You know, I'd also like to

propose a toast if I may.

Oh, my goodness.

I'd like to propose this

toast to Gabby for, you know,

bringing such joy into our

home, into our lives.

Isn't it wonderful when

someone new comes into our little world

and just makes it so radiant.

So, to Gabby.

Just grab it.

Judith, I think that you are

such a great, you know,

letting me live here for a

little while.

This is your home.

You're welcome here, Benjamin.

This is also your home.

P.S.

P.S.

Thank you to Carla.

You know, more than anything,

she just taught me that it's

okay to be loud and to make a

mess and to be sloppy and

that music is the sound you

make and everyone makes their own

sound and every bird has

their own sound and I could

just jump into your heart and

them there.

If that'd be okay

with you, they let me move out of here.

Oh my god. Thank you. Oh my god.

Honey was a very devoted teacher.

I really care.

Well you were devoted to me,

I'm devoted to you.

Teachers always love their

students, right?

Anybody else? I'm so grateful to you.

Yes. To your bot mitzvah, you have

a big day tomorrow. Thank you.

So eat up. Don't even talk about it.

Oh, you're gonna do beautifully.

Yes, I don't even remember my

bat mitzvah.

Oh, mine was in April 1st 2006.

Yeah, after I converted. Right, Mira?

She was magnificent. Thank you.

Did you? I'm a little nervous.

You know it. She knows it.

And you feel it.

So how long have you been

studying with Benjamin?

Well, three weeks.

When is one allowed to study

for three weeks and have a bat mitzvah?

Because, you know, during my

time, I studied for a year.

This was a different arrangement, yeah.

Oh.

You said she's ready.

She is ready.

And he is a man of integrity.

We're there.

You can go.

You gotta go to his house.

You gotta go to his house.

Yeah.

You gotta please go through a

year of study.

Is that a rule?

I didn't know anything about a rule.

Judith is very comforted by rules.

Rules are important to keep

your life organized, Rabbi.

I have to say, I told him

that I'm a fast-steady.

Yeah, I think, you know, it's

a great time.

I guess he's a great teacher.

He's very confident.

Yeah, he's very comfortable.

Yeah, he's very comfortable.

Yeah, that's true. That's true.

A fast learner.

Yeah, an adult.

Very intelligent adult.

I was an adult when I had

my bat mitzvah.

I was 35 years old.

I've seen her do stuff in

the last three weeks.

It's interesting the way that

the brain works.

Maybe it's because you're so

inclined to learning, to

teaching, and it goes hand in hand.

a great observation. Do you

want me to hold it? Thank you!

Huge!

We can give you a little

tour later if you'd like.

I don't think Ben would

lie to me if he didn't think

I was ready.

So where do you live? Do you

live in an apartment or a house?

I live in a house, a little

house in the arts district.

Oh, arts district. That's so far.

It's really out there.

You know, I work in real estate.

I can

help you find a place closer

to downtown.

Well, I love it there. Yeah, you do?

Yeah, I really

love it there. It's peaceful out there.

You've been to her house?

Yeah, for the, for our,

we do many, we'll do lessons

out there sometimes.

We've done a lot of what's here

normal stuff.

Well, they have to concentrate.

Yeah, it's a different thing.

It's accelerated.

Yeah.

It's hardly conventional.

You know when I was shopping

for this, do you know that

they make gluten-free macaroons?

Can I try?

Oh, no, I wasn't going to make a toast.

I just want to loosen it up.

Can we play a game of telephone?

We'll play it in my class.

I say a thing.

Let me get back here and see

if it's the same thing.

So we whisper it.

We whisper it to me?

Yes.

Oh, we have prizes.

We can discuss.

There's no prize check. Let's play!

I'm going to whisper it to you.

I'm assuming the reward is

knowing that as a team,

you consistently said the message.

Surely.

That's the reward.

Okay.

I bet Bruce.

Okay.

I'll, uh.

Wait, say it one more time.

No, you can't, you can't.

Mm-hmm.

Okay. All right.

All right. All right.

A green bean is an odd thing, isn't it?

The beans are inside.

Who needs something? Hit me?

Okay. Close. Okay. Ready?

Okay.

All right. Tell us what she said

what the original was.

Okay.

I love you ice cream cones.

That's what I said.

I love you ice cream cones. Very close.

Very close. What was it?

No, what was it? What was the original?

We need to know what the original was.

Was it I love

you ice cream cones? I said I love you

Carla Kessler, Ice Cream Cubs.

So what did you hear?

I didn't think that was part

of the question.

What did you hear?

I thought I love you, Ice Cream Cubs.

I guess I was the, is that

why I said I love you?

That's so funny, you have a

whole section that drops.

We love Ice Cream Cubs.

It's fun though.

Yeah, I guess we hear what

we want to hear at all.

Well, it's just a game.

Well, it's just a game. Oh yeah.

I'm sorry.

I love Carla Kessler, Ice Cream Cubs.

Benjamin, when you were really

little, the rabbi was talking

to kids that the children's

stories about gossip and how

dangerous gossip is.

And he took out a tube of

toothpaste and he had a piece

of paper up on the beema and

he squeezed out the whole

tube of toothpaste and he had

all the little kids come up and

say put the toothpaste back

in the tube and you can't

and that's what he said about gossip.

There's another parable that's

very similar that blows

feathers in a pillow.

They blow everywhere.

Exactly.

I want to thank the Rabbi,

Big Bruce, for helping me. Little Ben.

Little Ben and Big Bruce. That's right.

I think you've got a great daughter.

And I want to also say, it

is extremely rare to find

someone who gives your life

meaning, who restores faith

that you thought was way gone,

to see the world through

someone else's eyes, new eyes.

And I never thought I could

feel this love for you,

I love you.

What are you doing, Benjamin?

What are you doing?

Penny.

I'm in love with Carla. I love you.

What does that mean?

It means I love her.

Are you fucking kidding me?

What does this mean?

What do you mean? What do we mean?

You love him? Is that it?

You're in love with each other?

Who wants vodka? We haven't

had dessert.

To teachers and students.

Carla, did you put this on?

No, no, no.

You were his teacher, so that

means you groomed him?

What?

Oh, my God. Excuse me?

She groomed you in

school and now you're in love with her?

Is this some kind of plan?

Is that what you're saying?

No! He's got a big heart. He always...

I don't know what he's talking about.

You're happy. I'm happy!

I'm happy! Yes, we know. It's amazing!

Are you okay?

No, I'm so fine!

I'm so happy for you! You're laughing.

Are you laughing or crying?

Don't even ask her more. Hannah Hardy.

Is she laughing? I'm laughing!

I'm totally fine!

Okay!

I'm so disappointed in you, Benjamin.

Go wrong!

Anyone is entitled to love anyone.

But not while pretending

and giving other people the impression

that he loves someone else.

What are you talking? Nothing happened.

Nothing happened. It's fine.

It's fine.

You had no idea.

He has such a big heart. All right.

All right.

A person loves who they love.

Are you in love with him? Shut up.

God, I, I.

You don't believe me.

You just confess something to us

and she can't answer. I professed.

I professed.

I just need to confess.

Okay, then she has to profess.

I, I, I'm sorry.

i need a minute to think

about more than a minute i

should go bennie thanks for inviting me

so handsome does anybody need

any i love you well i love

you bennie but i'm confused

are you what the hell are

you doing we should talk

about this you're not serious

Oh god, I think I'm gonna be sick.

Are you serious?

That's who I bet he is.

A man who has way too many sexes.

I didn't know about that.

I just really don't love her in life.

I love you.

Tomorrow is her mother's birthday.

Delicious.

Do you really?

I don't know.

Thank you for coming, I guess.

We'll talk about it.

Why is everyone acting like

they're crazy?

Oh my god.

Stop.

We were gonna have such a

nice Chavez meal with the red lines.

It's me, you're out. Are you?

Carla.

Carla.

Carla. I'm sorry.

Mira, mira.

Carla.

The door is working.

Carla.

Ready?

It's your fault, Carla.

Carla, now we close this.

Carla, I love you.

I love you.

I love you too, sweetie.

Benjamin, open the door! I can't!

Think about something more

true than yourself.

Go get her, Ben. you're okay.

I was thinking, what do I

really need to do my parts for today?

I don't think

huh we'll be welcome into

temple anymore

well you know the first black

mess was centered on

i told you that this is your

home just follow me but do not trip

be careful it's kind of steep

you with me Yep.

Just over there, right?

Here?

Yeah.

Lo t'asu aver v'mishpad, lo

tisah v'neidah, ve'lo tedah,

v'nei gadol v'tsedek t'shpot

Amit echa, lotelech v'achiyah

v'ambecha, lote'amod al-dam v'yecha,

Ani hadonai, lote'sna etachicha,

Beir bevecha, chochea, tochia,

et amitecha,

ve'lo tizna ala, ve'lo tiza ala chet,

ve'lo tiham ve'lo tidon et pnei amecha,

Le'aftan la'yachat kamocha Ani adonai

Karla, welcome to the next

part of your life.

From here on out, what you

do is who you are.

It's up to you, and only you.

Come in.

Thank you, man.

Well, what should we do now?

Traditionally, we'd have a party.

Let's have a party.