Original subtitles

Gopher! Mole!

Pangolin! What do you want?

We want something that you've got.

And what is that?Now you're just

pretending. Give it us.

If you don't hand it over, we'll just

take it from you. Really?Why

don't you try?

Listen, Ku Feng. I'm warning you. You

may have been great twenty years ago.

People were scared of you then, but not

now. Hmph.

You're no longer good enough. Hmph.

This won't get us anywhere. If you want

to take something from me, first show me

whether YOU are good enough.

Hey, look at me!

The Free Rats!

Hey! Hey

Hiya! Hiya! Ohh

Teacher?Uh, me?Mr. Wong.

You're up practicing very early. Yes.

Mr. Wong, do you think my kung fu's

improving?Uh, Miss, your kung fu has come

on a lot recently. Good. Hello, we'll

fight. Uh, but I can't do that.

Of course you can. Watch out!

Ohh

Master?Just what do you think you are

up to?Dad. You're a

lady, and you like fighting. Kung Fu's

not for you. It's so useful. Today, two

strangers showed up, but I sent both of

them packing. Oh. Where were they from?

That I don't know. They didn't say. They

must have been our claws, looking for

something to steal. All right, you carry

on practicing. Give up the good work. All

right, back to practice, all

right. Chief, chief, I...

Who are you?Just passing through.

What do you want?Something that

you've got with you. Oh?

And what is that?The treasure map. What

treasure map?Don't try lying to us,

pangolin, gopher. You know what you gotta

do to make him hand it over?

HuhGet him!

This! This It's terrible, terrible! This!

Outside! Licking up your dad!

Does Mr. Mong usually sleep in a coffin?

Who's the murderer?

We've never given you any trouble. I warn

you, you won't get away with this.

I must say, we're really scared of lovely

girls like you. Can you?

Mess?I like girls for spirit.

No one can insult a monk family.

A sweet mouth that talks too much.

Run for it, Hess. You must go. You must

have ended your family honor. Go!

Run for

it!

Ah

Why not give up?If you come with me, I'd

make you happy. What do you say?You're

dreaming. Hmm, miss?You wanna

die?That's far enough. Cut closer, I'll

thank you. Oh, she wants to fight me.

Miss, if you know what's good for you,

give up now.

Take it!

Huh

Birds high in the sky.

Nobody else around.

But a lone fisherman watching

over his line.

Good weather for sleeping.

Listen to the man.

HuhHey, hey, hey, heyHuhLook there!

Look! Huh

I asked the young boy

where his master was.

He replied that he'd gone

up into the mountains.

The dreamer's in peace. There's no

distraction. Asleep at daytime

is undisturbed.

Where am I?You are

perfectly safe here, 'cause nobody

knows you are here. Who are you?

Li Ta Ba.

If you'd have been asleep all, then...

I'd know I was dead. I

know of Li Po, but I'm Li Tapa, and

we are quite different. Don't worry, you

aren't in danger of dying. ]

You saved my life. ] Well, I didn't

want to tell you, but now you've guessed

it. Yes, I'm the one who saved you. ]

If you drink up this medicine, you'll

soon get better. ] Yes.

He's a doctor and a very good one, too.

Thank you for saving me. Hey, get

up now, get up.

Miss, tell us what happened.

Ah, can't you see that she's

crying?She's much too upset to talk now.

Hey, no, no

Miss, you just take it easy. You can

talk to us.

It's a long story. We

never made any trouble. For one

day, three bandits suddenly showed up.

They murdered my father. I tried to

escape, but I fell down.

Hey, everybody! Get a

ho! A ho! A hard! A hard! And

now, sir, you'll be at the village!

Be at the village! Anybody

refusing! Can only expect

an early funeral! Yeah. Come on.

What are they going to do with

everybody?

Huh

Don't be lazy! Quick, quick,

quick! Dig down ten feet! Anyone

disobeys, and I'll be killed for sure!

Quick, quick!

If you find anything... Report to me. If

you don't, I'll kill you too.

Ohh

That's

right. Found anything?We

dug everywhere, but nothing's turned up.

We found it! We found it!

Why are you kneeling?What do you want?

I want you to be my master. Will you

teach me kung fu?Huh

Who told you that I know kung fu?

Lee Tapa.

That's low down good for nothing. His

mouth has got too big. He said if I was

sincere. You take me on. I'm a

student.

Guess if you are sincere, you want to

get your revenge. All right?

I'll be your master.

Thank you. Thank you, master.

That's wonderful. Well,

now we've got female company, I'm gonna

take delight in looking after you. I'll

go off and fix you up something nice to

eat.

Here you are. Thank you.

Hands

up! Hmm

Hey, what do you want here?Since we're

both gentlemen, let's talk it

over. HuhWe're not going to

waste our time talking to you. Fight.

Right.

That's enough. That style you're

using isn't any good. Look at you.

If you know our kung fu style, what are

you gonna do about it to be that?

That's very simple. I'm gonna use my

secret fist technique, and then you won't

have any teeth in your mouth.

What's that strike called?Umm

There are many strikes, some of which you

wouldn't have heard of yet. All right,

now you watch me close.

What's that strike called?Huh

This one is called Rats on the Run.

UmNever heard of it.

You, come here and I'll show you.

You.

I'm gonna hit you on the nose. Hmm

I've got a strike too. Heard

of this one?HuhOf

course I know. It's called beating a

rat. Aren't I rats?Uh,

no, you're wrong. This is called rat

eating a chicken. Hey, now I

know, you really are an idiot. If a

rat sees a chicken, he

immediately runs for cover. Ohh Solid,

the dog is woken up. Who goes after the

rat, who runs away. Men see it,

try to feed it. And then the poor rat is

so shaken, he loses his tail.

Really?You're very good.

Hey, I've never taught a lie and never

chased a rat. You think I'd bother

stopping if I couldn't handle myself, eh

HuhYou're much too good. See ya.

Let's go. Let's go. No!

I'm going to fight!

No! Ohh

huh

The rolling action works the stomach. It

strengthens the muscles of the spinal

cord. Bend, turn, twist,

turn. Now all of these actions will help

you to do this exercise. It'll also

make you more supple and strengthen you.

That's why it's a good exercise.

Master! Master! Master! I can't carry on

like this. Master! Master!

Ohh

Master.

You must use your full concentration.

Find a center within. Place

all your strength in it. Keep

concentrating on that point.

This is the most important thing you'll

learn. Here, watch me now. Ohh

Every movement of your body. Come on,

watch me. Your hands,

your waist, and your legs.

But the basis of all strength is the rate

of breathing.

Master?HuhNot there.

Stop following me. I'll do it. Right.

oh What's the matter with you?

I've been beaten. Who bit you?

Strangers. What was the

point?Why'd they beat you?

They used the Ratfest are against me. I

have no defense. Oh, the Ratfest are.

That's it. Why is there only half?

That is why we have to find the other

half quickly before we find the treasure.

What are you doing?Come here at midnight?

What do you want?I want Chief Mong

Chief Mong died some time ago. I am Chief

now. Oh, oh. If Chief Mong

isn't here, then I'll be going. Pop

it!

You think you can just leave like that?

What do you want?Why have you come?

I just told you. I'm looking for Mong

Master, I think you need some persuading.

Before he's gonna tell us the truth.

Umm Oh fella, you're not going anywhere.

We'll see about that.

Rat tail strike.

You, why are you here?I thought you were

acting rather strangely when I saw you go

out so late. So I followed. You showed up

just in time. We better go.

Right.

That's true. Isn't that right?

No, he's not.

Moonlight becomes you.

It goes with your hair.

I'm coming upstairs.

What are you doing here, don't you miss

late?But it's a full moon, so

I've come calling. Who are you calling?Ah

Can't you feel it, what I'm feeling?It's

very late. Why not go back to sleep?But I

have got nowhere to sleep. Don't be so

silly. You agree that I could have your

room for the time being. But it's so

uncomfortable down there, I thought I'd

come up here and see you.

Hey.

What do you want?Well,

that's easy. Let's you and I be friends.

You hate yourself. I didn't touch you.

Be a gentleman.

Thank you, I will.

What are you going to do now?Let's play

make-believe. You're the damsel, I'm the

hero. Like a play?I

wish we could both stay here, both of us

together forever.

Don't be crazy! Don't let me go! Don't

let me go!

Hold on, please! Hold

on! What do you think you're doing with

that girl?!

Step forward.

Head down.

All right, now turn over. Oh

Go

down.

HuhShawa?Shall we?Oh

You made trouble for me during the day

and now here you are disturbing me at

night too. Studying books and

kung fu requires hard work. It's

good for you. Go to hell, leave

me alone. Ohh Come on now, I'll teach

you. Teach you crazy. Right. The

first lessonWe'll begin with reading,

from the classics. Man's nature is

to be good. Ah What's going on?You

bore me to death.

But when men are mature, they

forget their nature. And that's

why we have to teach them. Uh, uh,

uh, uh

A flower falls on the water. Oh, it's

terrible, terrible, terrible!

What is it?I don't know where she has

gone. I'm just left with her memory.

Where shall I walk up to?

Probably gone out to

get her revenge. Hmm

Who could have guessed you would have

survived that fall?

I'm a very lucky person, that's why.

I've come back.

That was a foolish moat.

You dirty rat. Hmm

HuhSo you reckon you're

good enough to take us on?Let's try.

Huh

No, we don't need it. Martha, we could

have had a little fun with her. She's no

good at fighting, but she can run fast.

There'll be another time.

Now, you have lost.

Don't be so sure. It's not over yet.

You see?All right. You can't

take that piece. Why

can't I?Wasn't it my move?

I thought we agreed we'd follow my rules.

Then let's have another game. You ready

for another?

All right. I'll give you one more chance.

I hope you're going to make it. Come on.

Thank you, Master.

Why thank us. We're not playing chess

with you. It isn't for playing chess.

It's for teaching me. She

really is learning very fast.

Master, this time I promise I won't give

up. I do want to succeed at Kung Fu.

Right. But there's no shortcut.

It's a long, hard road. I will be

patient. I'm gonna make it.

Shower, you seem to understand.

So tomorrow I'll teach you the

wildcat technique.

Withdraw both of your hands.

ohh

The first move, rolling over.

Leaping out of trouble.

And entering into heaven.

Now you've come back down to hell!

And this is the second move.

It's turning over.

The third move!

Right, pulling down to hell.

Master.

The force move, turn upside down. Huh

again?

Again?

My God, now. Not you again. I

never give up until I have won. You're

just like giving me high time. You should

be both excited and happy for

a friend to come here to see you. I don't

want to talk now. Get down!

All right, all right

Hey.

This isn't kung fu practicing. It's more

like disco dance. Now watch me.

Hey!

Sit right around and smile.

yeah, a great beauty.

The Queen's mirror.

The maid service.

The beautiful girl smiling.

Her beauty attracts the hero. Huh

The beauty reduced to tears.

Debussy has too much to drink.

Umm

Master! Oh.

I'm gonna get drunk if you keep on doing

that. Master, stage five is

so difficult to learn. Ohh In

that case, you have to practice harder.

Yes, Master. The

sixth stage is the attack.

Master!

Pick every one of them up now. Right.

ohh

To learn kung fu, you need patience.

Hey, if you practice hard, you will

succeed. But there's no

shortcut on the road to success.

Well, Scholar, what do you think of my

kung fu now?Hmm

We're all deserving of merit, and you

have made improvement. If you continue,

you will succeed. If that's true, I'll go

and get my revenge. No, not yet.

Master, how long are you gonna make me

wait till I get revenge?You must learn

the eight strikes first. Umm

There's no shortcut, so go easy.

No hurry.

Master, can we start on the sixth strike

right away?

You stand in the center. Daba,

you step aside. Hmm

Catch the balls. Don't let them fall to

the ground.

You don't respect our friendship!

Ohh

Why is she captain?I'm over here! It's

very cold up here. What are you doing

down there?You just don't know.

That's enough for me. I'm coming down!

Huh

No, not that fish. I don't

care which fish. I still caught it.

But you are stealing it.

Doesn't matter now, since I have got it.

Anyway, it's a big one. Okay.

Recently I've been thinking about the

seventh strike, when Ta Pa just

jumped over. He gave me an idea,

which I'll now pass on to you. This

particular move is called the turnover.

Now watch. Ah

Come here.

Just do what I do.

Master.

This is when you want to take by

surprise. As your opponent

moves, you use his force to

bring him down.

That is a good move, but turn over.

Ohh

oh

So, you'll finally come. If you knew that

we were here, why didn't you come on out?

Huh

So it's you. What

do you want?HmmThe treasure

map. Oh, I'm not

surprised. But if you want it,

you will have to come and get it.

You! You've asked for it. This is your

own doing. Step back.

ohh The ref's line up.

Ratten the rope!

You won't find him. He's disappeared.

He must have gone to his hideaway.

Master.

Cartage.

Lovely cartage. Master.

And the treasure. Lovely treasure.

Ciao! Ciao!

Where you going tomorrow?You

can tell me what you're gonna do.

I'll take revenge. The master and my dad.

HuhBut

you can't do that. You'd never defeat

them. I don't care. I want revenge.

Don't be so obstinate. This ain't a game

you're playing. I've made-up my mind.

Your life's a stick! Be sensible! No. I'm

deadly serious. All

right. If you insist on God, I'll come

with you. If we're gonna go, we'll go

together. I don't want you with me.

I've made-up my mind. Don't stop it.

You don't know, Kung Fu. Come with me and

you'll only get killed.

If I should get killed, that's my own

business. Toppa, what else gotten to you?

We're a couple. We form a team. We

mustn't split. We're together! Hmph.

What nonsense. I am not your wife. Heh.

But we're partners, aren't we?We're in

this together. Can't we still team up?

From now on, we'll go our separate ways.

You do your dreaming, I'll do what I've

got to do. Why... Why do

you have to do

it?It's... HuhCiao uh Ciao uh

Soah! Soah!

Soah! Wait for me,

will ya?Hey! Soah!

Soah! Soah!

Shawa?What do you want?

Uh.. I... uh.. Hey, hey,

hey, hey, Shawa! We're a perfect

match, us two. You must love me. I love

you. Hey, Shawa, you can't just go away

and leave me on my own. You better go

back. Will you please stop following me?

We'll be happy together. You wait and

see. If you do come with me, you'll end

up dead. I'd rather die than be alone.

Hey.

I'm not going to listen anymore. All

right. From now on, I'll change my ways.

What does that mean?Stop talking in

riddles. All right. I won't.

And I promise I'll listen to you. You

have to obey every order. You've got to

do everything I tell you. Right.

I'll let you wear the trousers. Don't

make guilt like that.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.

Watch what you say. You open your mouth

too much. Well, I will

change day by day. Day by day?

Mm-hmm

All right. I've got a job for you. Should

suit you perfectly.

Master! Master!

What do you want?Master,

I... Look, beggar. Everybody around

here's poor as well. So go pick some

other place. Ohh No.

I'm here because I'm looking forsomebody.

And who's that?Chief Mong

Chief MongBut he said he was murdered by

the Apple gang. Oh, yeah, I heard

about that. I just wondered which house

he lived in. It's over there.

Oh. Oh,

thanks a lot. Come in and take a look.

Here, take a look.

Not you and me.

Not you either, goddamn beggar.

What the hell do you want here?I must

talk with the chief. Can't talk to anyone

else. I'm here.

Terrible! Terrible! Cat's coming!

Cat's coming! Shut up! You mention a cat

again, I'll not call you a cheetah.

I don't know about that, but a guy told

me to tell you about a game called Cat

Cats the Rat, and he's the cat.

Cat.

Take me there.

Follow me.

You two can stay here.

Follow me.

Yeah, it's her.

You seem surprised. Can't get the rat.

Oh, and you're in this with her?

I'm much smaller than that. We're a

couple. She is

my wife and I'm her husband.

You were lucky the first time we met.

You ran too fast the second time we met.

But this third time we meet, you're gonna

die. Like the proverb says, a

cat has nine lives.

She's got in there. I'll soon show you.

The cat's gonna

get all the rats. Fine. You asked

for it. Now you can both be together

forever. Ohh No No noNot

so fast. Nothing to do with me.

You can leave me out of this. It's a

fight. No No not that. Only scoundrels

enjoy a fight. I'll call the rest over

there. My friends, you can start.

Rollin' around!

HuhI

saw that in the wood tile.

It isn't wise to fight so many! You

gotta use your brain! Yell them into the

woods!

You'll be more protected there!

She really is gonna let me out of it, huh

Hello! Too bad.

Where am I gonna find that girl?

Right swings his tail.

Why don't you try the other way?You'll

find out it's a dead end.

Upside down! Hmm

Ha ha ha ha! Good! You've really

learned well!

Rat comes out!

Show off! Quick! You turn to them as hard

as you can!

We won. That round that time. For

the next round, I advise you to use the

fourth strike.

HmmHuhShawa, I've been looking

for you. Aren't you going to change your

mind?

HuhThat comes out!

They've all gone. Now I'm all

alone.

Red hot anger!

A capsized boat.

Good. Wonderful, wonderful. You're

giving those three rats a hard time.

We won that round as well.

The rat runs down.

Shalom! Hold

it.

Hold it!

If this is all you're after, you can have

it. Give me!

Take it!

Hey! Saw! Cats!

Saw!Soa...

Soa?Soa?

Soa.

Tapa. So at long

last, you've got revenge.

Soa, here is the completed

treasure map.

You will be a wealthy woman.

I don't want it. It isn't mine.

Take the money. You have earned it.

And if this treasure really does exist,

we should distribute it among the poor.

It's so good to help other people.

Come, let's go.