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[soft music playing]
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I was just wondering if…
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maybe you might want to see
a movie with me sometime?
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No.
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No, she wouldn't just say no like that.
Would she?
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I’m not saying no as her,
I’m saying no as me.
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That's how you make plans with a friend.
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You've got to make sure
she knows it's a date. Again.
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Would you like to go on a date with me?
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[gasps] A date?
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Oh my God, no, I'm not gay. [chuckles]
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-[Hayley] Forget it.
-No, no, I'm just kidding.
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-No, don't go.
-[Hayley] What’s the point?
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-I'm terrible at this.
-You just need to be more confident.
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Chicks dig that in a girl.
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-How do you know?
-Well, you dig it.
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-That's why you're friends with me.
-Yeah, I don't know what I like in girls
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-or what other girls like in girls.
-[tape clattering]
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I just know I like Jennifer.
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Oh, that's really sweet and all,
but if you're going to go ahead
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with this crazy plan,
we've got some work to do.
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-"Please date me" ain't gonna cut it.
-I don't sound like that.
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-[Tanya splutters]
-Wait, do you think it's crazy
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-me asking her out?
-Well, it's not crazy,
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but actually, I think you might be
getting a little ahead of yourself.
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I mean, we know
she has a movie due back today, but…
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But what?
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-It's You've Got Mail.
-So?
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Can you think of a straighter movie?
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I'm a… And…
and I don't only watch gay movies.
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That's because there are like four.
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You think she's straight?
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-I think we don't know what she is.
-[Hayley groans]
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And you have a tendency
to not parle l'Anglais. Tu comprends?
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[groans] I thought you wanted this for me.
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I do. I'm just saying maybe you should
try to find out if she's actually a,
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you know, before you come in guns blazing.
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Yeah, and how am I
supposed to do that? Hmm?
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If gaydar is a thing, I do not have it.
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Well, why don't you ask her
what's her favourite Ani DiFranco song?
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Or find out
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-what sort of golf clubs she uses?
-Hmm.
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Start singing "Bring Me Some Water"
and see if she joins in.
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Some stereotypes are unhelpful.
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Well, how did you know you liked girls?
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-Oh, you're a genius.
-I knew it.
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-It was me, wasn't it?
-[keyboard keys clacking]
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-[Tanya] I knew I was just too pretty.
-What? No.
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Look.
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-[dramatic music playing]
-[Hayley] Hmm.
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[Tanya gasps] Okay, we've got two movies
with girls kissing girls.
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-What? Two?
-Yeah.
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Oh no, Wild Things does not count.
That would show up on your account too.
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True. But, Hayles, even I've got to admit…
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a lot of these are pretty gay.
Kissing or no kissing.
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-Maybe she's curious.
-We can work with curious.
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Okay, well, even if I can hold
a conversation with her, it's a big if.
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I still haven't really figured out
the whole…
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[mumbles]
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No.
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[chuckles] I'm just kidding. I get it.
You need a vibe.
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-I guess.
-Well, what's up with the lesbians
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in that Kate Winslet movie
she borrowed because of you?
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-Uh, Heavenly Creatures?
-They're psychopathic murderers.
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Oh.
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-[Hayley sighs]
-How about The Hunger?
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-Evil vampire.
-Poison Ivy?
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-Psychopathic murderer.
-Geez, are there any good lesbians?
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The Color Purple?
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-Were there any lesbians in that?
-There were supposed to be.
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Hmm, I gotta pee. [grunts]
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Can you watch the counter for me?
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Oh. [chuckles]
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I just need to see real women
who are really into women,
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are allowed to be into women,
aren't complete assholes
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disguised as something else,
or trying to kill someone.
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Or dead.
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Or dead!
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Is it too much to ask?
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-[dramatic music playing]
-[chuckles]
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[door beeping]
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Hope Floats!
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-[tape clattering]
-[paper rustling]
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-[door beeping]
-Hi-- [gasps]
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[indistinct chatter]
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-Welcome to Videoland!
-Sorry! Had to pee. [pants]
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-Busting.
-[Hayley chuckles]
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Back to work.
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-Thank you.
-No, thank you!
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That was amazing!
I mean, I only did some tidying up,
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but God, for me personally,
it just feels so good to just be…
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Oh yeah, that too, but…
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[Hayley sighs]
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♪ Somebody bring me some water ♪
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-[soft music playing]
-[Hayley humming]
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Hey there.
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Oh, hey.
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I wasn't sure you'd be here today.
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Yeah, I'm here. Just working. [chuckles]
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Uh…
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any recommendations?
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Uh, depends what you like.
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What do you like?
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In a movie.
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Or a person. I mean, a person in a movie.
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A character.
What kind of characters do you like?
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Um, I like a female lead.
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Like a… like a tough chick?
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-[Jennifer] Sure, I--
-Uh, Ellen Ripley, Alien.
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-Great character, great film.
-Scream!
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Seen it, loved it,
Neve Campbell gets bonus points
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-for The Craft.
-The Craft.
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Sarah Connor, obviously.
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-Um.
-Sarah Connor? Terminator?
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Oh right, um,
I think I've seen the first one.
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Oh no, the second one's so much better,
especially if you're a…
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lover of action films.
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-[tape clattering]
-Um, oh!
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So it's set like ten years
after the first one,
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and, uh, Sarah Connor's turned
into this total badass.
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She's like, ripped!
She's like, totally the one like,
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running the show
instead of being a damsel in distress.
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She's got like… like guns and guns!
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-[imitating gunshots]
-Sold.
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I, um, think I'm sorted.
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Okay, great.
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Thanks again.
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I have to let you know what I think.
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You can tell me next time you're here.
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[imitates Arnold] "You'll be back!"
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[chuckles]
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[chuckles]
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-[door opens, beeps]
-I wouldn't count on it.
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-[imitates Arnold] After that!
-Shut up!
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[chuckles] Okay, so you got intel, right?
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-What vibe are we going for?
-[Hayley] Mm-hmm.
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Uh, tough chick.
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-Okay.
-I guess.
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-[Tanya] Mm-hmm.
-Gay, tough chick.
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[Tanya] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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[gasps]
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It's time.
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[dramatic music playing]
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[Tanya clears throat]
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-Be honest.
-About?
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When you figured out you liked girls.
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-[scanner beeping]
-You had a little crush on me, right?
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Oh my God.
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-[scanner beeping]
-It's okay, no one would blame you.
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I'm hella sexy.
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-Ew.
-Ew?
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Ew?
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-That hurts.
-[Mel] Catch.
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[Tanya] Hmm?
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For your services.
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Oh.
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-I don't know what to say.
-Just stop sending me invoices.
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Oh, I can't make any promises.
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Enjoy your homework.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[intriguing music playing]
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You got something for the--
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[Jennifer] Is that it?
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Oh my God, you're amazing.
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I don't know how to thank you.
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-Can I please pay you for this?
-No, it's okay.
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Wait, what did you say?
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Can I please pay for these?
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Oh, shit… shit, hang on.
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-Sorry.
-[tapes clattering]
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Right, where was I?
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Yeah, so then Violet says,
well, how about a drink?
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What? What? No, no, I'm getting there.
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No, no, they weren't evil,
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but they weren't exactly
the good guys either.
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Yeah, it was definitely--
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No, they were… they were definitely--
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I don't… I don't know.
It was… it was… it was very intense.
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-[door opens, beeps]
-When have I ever been intense?
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What do you mean, maybe that's my problem?
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I just think you could afford
to be a bit more forthright.
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-Oh.
-Well, that's easy for you to say.
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You don't know
what it's like being different.
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[scoffs]
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I don't know what that's like?
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No.
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No, I mean… I mean different like me…
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on the inside.
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I don't know anyone who would understand,
and even if I did,
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I wouldn't know that I did,
because no one talks about it.
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There… there is a reason
I'm not forthright.
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Okay, I'm not saying you need to wave
a rainbow flag around everywhere you go.
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I just don't like seeing you like this.
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-You made me do this.
-I thought we were just going for vibe.
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I don't know what this is.
You're just not being Hayley.
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You mean straight Hayley. Oh my God,
I knew you weren't okay with it.
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That's obviously not what I'm saying.
I want you to be gay.
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I just don't want you to get hurt.
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Or you don't want me
to get close to someone else.
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What? You think I'm jealous?
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Yeah, makes sense.
You spend like all of your time with me.
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You don't even have a job
because you're always at mine,
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and that was cool when--
Things have changed.
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I think you got used to being
the only girl in my life,
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and now you're gonna have to share.
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And what exactly would I be sharing?
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I don't know how to divide up nothing.
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[Hayley] What is that supposed to mean?
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Well, I haven't been getting much
from you lately.
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-We literally hang out together every day.
-Yeah, and talk about you.
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[chuckles] And watch the movies
you want to watch,
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and go shopping for your new Doc Martens,
and spend an hour debating
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whether you should get an undercut.
Still no, by the way.
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And oh my God, Jennifer.
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I know you're going through a thing,
and I'm sure she's great or whatever,
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but, you know, when was the last time
we spoke about my crush?
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-You don't even have a crush.
-[Tanya hesitates, sniffles]
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-That's definitely not the point.
-Well then what's the point?
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You never asked about anything.
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Yeah, okay, I do have a crush on someone…
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[sniffles] …and it's not going very well
right now.
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And did you know I failed
my driving test last week?
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Of course not.
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You haven't noticed
I'm still riding my bike everywhere.
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You can just tell me things, you know.
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I would if I thought you cared
about anything else right now other than…
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[scoffs] …transforming yourself
into whatever this is.
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What do you want me to do?
Not explore my sexuality?
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Of course not, but…
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it would just be nice if you could…
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take five minutes off to help me
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-deal with my stuff too.
-[door opens, beeps]
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[tape clattering]
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[indistinct chatter]
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-[soft music playing]
-Seriously?
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Could you just wait here?
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No.
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[intriguing music playing]
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Oh, bonjour.
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'Sup?
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Uh, not much. Just picking a video.
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Yeah, cool.
243
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Videos are cool.
244
00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:38,640
Okay.
245
00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:40,840
[Hayley] You got any tattoos?
246
00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:42,200
What?
247
00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,600
I'd just like to see them if you do.
248
00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:46,920
Uh.
249
00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:50,480
Yeah, I borrowed that too.
250
00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:53,480
It's, uh, not about
what you think it's about.
251
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:55,840
A serial kidnapper?
252
00:12:57,120 --> 00:13:00,120
Yeah, no, uh, then, uh, yeah,
no, it's about what you think it's about.
253
00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:03,760
Ashley Judd is really hot.
254
00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:11,080
You, uh, you into scary movies?
255
00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:13,280
Not really.
256
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,280
Better avoid Boogie Nights then,
am I right?
257
00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:17,520
No, thank you.
258
00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:21,000
Maybe we should try this one.
259
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,000
Did I say we?
260
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:26,360
That's my bad.
261
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:30,480
Uh, oh, uh, looks like
my brother's already picked something,
262
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:33,360
so I am going to go.
263
00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,240
[footsteps receding]
264
00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:41,160
[indistinct chatter]
265
00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:47,680
Brandon Walsh. [groans]
266
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:51,280
[sighs]
267
00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:54,000
[soft gentle piano music playing]
268
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,320
[gasps] You're alone.
269
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:09,160
[gentle music continues]
270
00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,000
[answering machine beeping]
271
00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:34,640
Hello Karen,
this is Hayley from Videoland.
272
00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:37,480
Don't Be a Menace to South Central
While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
273
00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:39,200
was due back on Thursday.
274
00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:41,200
If you could please return that
to the store as soon as possible
275
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:44,720
to avoid incurring late fees,
we would really appreciate it.
276
00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,080
Thanks.
277
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:49,160
God, that was bleak.
278
00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:51,160
-[Hayley] Hmm.
-I'll do this.
279
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:54,240
Why don't you sort the DVD drawer instead?
280
00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:56,920
-[Hayley groans]
-Is there a problem?
281
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,840
I hate DVDs.
282
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:02,560
-Well, I don't hate them, I just don't…
-[Mel] Own a DVD player?
283
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:06,280
What's wrong with good old VHS?
That's all I'm saying.
284
00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:07,320
Nothing.
285
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,560
But DVDs are pretty exciting
when you think about it.
286
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,040
I know the transition
to something new can be tough,
287
00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:18,960
but once you realise
that the picture quality is much better
288
00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:23,440
and therefore the viewing experience
much more enjoyable,
289
00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:26,000
it makes it easier to accept.
290
00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:30,040
And once you do that, it opens up
a whole world of possibilities.
291
00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:32,760
Widescreen, surround sound…
292
00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:36,400
change is inevitable
and there will always be people
293
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:39,480
who are slow on the uptake.
They'll get there eventually.
294
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,720
Well, most of them anyway.
I can't imagine my grandfather
295
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,440
ever getting a DVD player,
if you know what I mean.
296
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,240
[soft music playing]
297
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:50,160
The important thing is to not worry about
what other people are doing…
298
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:52,600
and focus on what works for you.
299
00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,640
This part is hard.
300
00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:57,280
Trust me, it will get better.
301
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,480
Plus on DVD you can watch
the same scene over and over again
302
00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:04,920
and the tape doesn't go fuzzy.
303
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:09,840
I haven't seen Tanya in a while.
304
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,880
-We had a fight.
-[Mel] Oh.
305
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,640
Yeah, I really stuffed up.
306
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:17,400
[sighs] I'm sure you guys
will work it out.
307
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:21,560
You know, I never thought I would say this
308
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:24,440
and I will fire you
if you ever tell her I did…
309
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:27,440
but I do kind of miss her around here.
310
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,840
She would do a really good job, you know.
311
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:32,240
It would be a tough transition…
312
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,000
but you should give her a chance.
313
00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:37,560
Touché.
314
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:42,160
[Hayley] Hey Tan, it's me.
315
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,320
Hayley, obviously.
316
00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:46,640
I just…
317
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,160
I'd really like to talk to you
318
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:53,640
-if you can call me back.
-[dramatic music playing]
319
00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:55,920
[phone clattering]
320
00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:00,160
I'm at work. That's probably
why you haven't called me back.
321
00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:01,560
You probably tried me at home.
322
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:05,520
Call me here. I left a couple of messages
on your mobile,
323
00:17:05,599 --> 00:17:07,880
but I thought I'd try you at home too.
324
00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:12,280
I know I was an asshole.
It doesn't mean you can ignore me forever.
325
00:17:12,359 --> 00:17:13,760
Hi Mr. and Mrs. Tran.
326
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:17,520
I'm really sorry about saying asshole
on your answering machine.
327
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:19,800
Twice.
328
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,680
Ah, you saved me the trek.
329
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,560
There are a few ring outs
on the overdue list.
330
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,200
Can you try them again
when you've got a sec?
331
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,560
Yep…
332
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,160
but I need you
to make a call for me first.
333
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:35,600
[tape clattering]
334
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:37,880
-[indistinct chatter]
-[door opens, beeps]
335
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:51,560
Tanya.
336
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:56,640
Oh, I… I thought you'd be gone by now.
Mel called me.
337
00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:58,560
I know. I asked her to.
338
00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:02,120
You weren't returning my calls.
I figured you might return hers.
339
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:03,760
Wait, so there isn't a job interview?
340
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:06,600
-That's downright cruel.
-[Hayley] Wait.
341
00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:08,080
No, I don't want to hear
what you have to say.
342
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:09,080
You were right.
343
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:14,520
You may go on.
344
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:18,840
This whole process has taught me
345
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:21,760
that a lot of people are going to have
a lot of opinions about me.
346
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:24,400
And they're probably going to be
really hard to take.
347
00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:25,720
[soft music playing]
348
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,480
And I didn't know how to deal with that.
So I thought…
349
00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:32,160
maybe if I could make myself
the best lesbian I could be…
350
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:34,280
I could prove them all wrong.
351
00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:36,880
But it turns out I was wrong.
352
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:40,160
Because all I need to be is myself.
353
00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,000
-And that's all I ever wanted you to be.
-[Hayley] No, I know.
354
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,640
It's just not always that easy.
355
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:46,680
Mm-hmm. Hardly ever.
356
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:48,720
Whoever she is, I'm…
357
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:51,560
pretty sure she's a lesbian.
358
00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:56,160
-And that scares the hell out of me.
-[Tanya] Oh my God, same.
359
00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:58,880
I've seen the movies. Lesbians are scary.
360
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:00,920
Right? [chuckles]
361
00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:04,440
But I also figured that…
362
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:08,680
if I'm a lesbian,
they can obviously be pretty awesome too.
363
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:11,440
Obviously.
364
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:14,360
I'm really sorry
I haven't been there for you.
365
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,840
It's okay. What you're going through
is pretty massive.
366
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:20,600
Don't let me off that easy.
367
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:21,600
Yeah, right.
368
00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:24,480
You have been nothing but supportive.
369
00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:26,840
I repaid you
by being a self-involved jerk.
370
00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:28,640
I know you know what it's like.
371
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,080
Being different. I'm sorry.
372
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:34,200
Also, I should have remembered
your driving test.
373
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:37,280
And I definitely
want to hear about this guy.
374
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,800
Ah, I've missed you!
375
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:40,880
-[laughs]
-[Tanya laughs]
376
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:42,800
Oh.
377
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,680
You would totally rock an undercut,
by the way.
378
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:48,240
-Really? Maybe I'll do it at uni.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
379
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:52,400
-Okay, so you've done all the research.
-[Hayley] Hmm.
380
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:55,000
-Now what? No more lesbian movies?
-Oh, no, no.
381
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,320
-I'm gonna watch them again.
-Oh!
382
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,360
And again, and again, and again.
383
00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:58,480
-Oh.
-It's kissing or no kissing.
384
00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:00,160
-[laughs]
-[chuckles]
385
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:03,760
-Okay, should we, um, art house?
-Oh, depends. What do you want to watch?
386
00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:04,960
-[gasps] Yes!
-[Hayley] Hmm.
387
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:06,600
Where do you think you're going?
388
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:08,360
Your interview started five minutes ago.
389
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:11,280
[gasps] No way!
You're actually giving me an interview?
390
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:12,840
I thought it was a joke! [chuckles]
391
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,320
You're right, that is a joke.
I would never give you an interview.
392
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:18,480
Melissa, I swear to God, you always--
393
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:21,760
-I'm giving you a trial. You start now.
-[gasps]
394
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,160
[exclaims] Oh my God!
395
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:29,240
Oh! Yes! [exclaims]
396
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:32,640
-How do I look?
-Oh, you're actually missing something.
397
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:33,760
[Tanya] Hmm?
398
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:35,360
[gasps]
399
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:37,120
I gotta say…
400
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:39,120
it kind of suits you.
401
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,240
-Oh, you won't regret this.
-[Hayley chuckles]
402
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,400
You might. Here comes your trainer.
403
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:48,520
-What? Isn't Hayley training me?
-Oh, no, sorry, my, uh, shift just ended.
404
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:50,720
-Hmm.
-Oh, but if it's not you, then who?
405
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:53,280
No!
406
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,480
Is it bad form if I quit two minutes in?
407
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:57,720
This is a joke…
408
00:20:58,560 --> 00:20:59,400
right?
409
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,880
I kind of wish
I was gonna be here for this.
410
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,840
Um, bins are empty,
drinks fridge is restocked.
411
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:09,320
I've done half the confectionery
and I haven't…
412
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,240
[Daniel] Hayley, you haven't done
the callbacks?
413
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:18,120
No, I have. Sorry, I forgot.
414
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,800
-[paper rustling]
-[soft music playing]
415
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:22,880
-Can I borrow your mobile?
-Yeah.
416
00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:27,000
I just have one more apology to make.
417
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,800
-[phone beeping]
-Hmm. You Gershon'd too hard, didn't you?
418
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,920
So, which lesbian will you be
when you call her?
419
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:36,040
-Hayley?
-Damn straight.
420
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,320
-Oh, I mean…
-[footsteps receding]
421
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,560
Hello, could I please speak to Jennifer?
422
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:44,480
Oh, okay.
423
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:49,760
-She's where?
-[footsteps approaching]
424
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:56,440
You have an overdue video.
425
00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:00,520
But it's fine. Well, it's not fine
because you have a fine.
426
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:02,760
But it's just a little one,
it's not a big one.
427
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:03,880
I'm actually--
I'm just gonna get rid of it.
428
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,360
-There's no more fine. [chuckles]
-[papers rustling]
429
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:08,800
I… I don't know why I did that.
430
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:13,200
-[sighs] Oh, not that.
-["Kiss Me" playing]
431
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:14,960
You're missing a couple.
432
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,360
The Blockbuster down the road
has this one.
433
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:19,880
You go to Blockbuster?
434
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:23,400
Only when you're not here. Or being weird.
435
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:25,880
Oh. Sorry about last time.
436
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:27,920
I was going through a thing.
437
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:30,240
I don't… I don't really want to see
your tattoos.
438
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:31,640
You don't?
439
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:35,960
[hesitates] Oh, I mean,
unless you want to show me them.
440
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:38,760
[chuckles] Why don't we start
with a movie?
441
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:42,680
-You mean like a date?
-Yes, a date.
442
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:44,120
If you want to--
443
00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:47,920
[chuckles] Or we could start there.
444
00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:54,240
♪ Kiss me baby ♪
445
00:22:54,600 --> 00:23:01,320
♪ Under the starlight, light ♪
446
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,640
♪ I'll not say it ♪
447
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,440
♪ I wanna be with you ♪
448
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:11,480
♪ All night, all night ♪
449
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:13,040
-[chuckles]
-[chuckles]
450
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,600
-Why are all the lights off?
-[switch clicks]
451
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:24,520
-[screams] Oh my God!
-Oh my God! [hesitates]
452
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:26,840
[Tanya gasps, hesitates]
453
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,760
[chuckles] My bad.
454
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:34,000
-[pants]
-[Hayley] Yeah I'm… I'm all for this.
455
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,320
Just don't really want to have to see it.
456
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,280
-You know?
-[switch clicks]
457
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,280
♪ Kiss me baby ♪
458
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:50,440
♪ Under the starlight, light ♪
459
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,800
♪ I'll not say it ♪
460
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,480
♪ I wanna be with you ♪
461
00:23:55,560 --> 00:24:00,480
♪ All night, all night ♪
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