All language subtitles for The Man From U.N.C.L.E. - S00E10 - The Return of The Man From U.N.C.L.E. - The Fifteen Years Later Affair (1983).en

UNITED NETWORK COMMAND
FOR LAW ENFORCEMENT - UNCLE

THE RETURN OF THE

MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E

THE FIFTEEN YEARS
LATER AFFAIR

Delta 7, this is butterfly.

What's the scenery like?

A great appear in the desert.

Well we arranged the
flight path specially.

Yeah, I really appreciate
that, fellows.

Proceed to Angel 3-8.

Confirmed.
Climbing to Angel 3-8.

Roger.

How is the baby?

Rocking in the cradle gently.

That's good to hear.

Make sure you
keep in channel.

I'll do that.

Got an update on that storm.

- Don't cut me all of this...
- That's do it.

It will be out of range.

Timing has been calculated
until the exact second.

That's why you employed me.

Precision is an art.

Apparently Thrush has abandoned.

Say again, butterfly.
I don't copy you.

They can't hear us...

Oil pressure is dropping.

What the hell is going on?

Something is chaining with us.

We're loosing altitude.
Mayday, Mayday!

I can not control it!

Mayday, Mayday!

You may consider your organization
as having come of age.

Mr. Kemp.

Thrush, is now a nuclear power.

Sr. Kowalski...

as engrossing and stimulating as
these interrogations always are.

This is the only Thrush
I have ever seen.

A songbird of the family today
especially of the genus turdus.

Relative to the robin,
the wood thrush...

I'm not playing games
with you, Sepheran.

No, of course not.

You don't know how to play.

You don't understand the
sophistication of the guidelines.

If this is an example of the model
of the new modern UNCLE agents,

I must confess to a moment
of disappointment.

I find your aggressive interrogations
lacking in both subtlety and finesse.

Napoleon Solo would have
asked the same questions,

but he would do it with style.

Illya Kuriakyn would chill your blood
without revealing a single emotion.

Both before your time,
of course.

I suppose it's a reflection of
what's happening around us.

Difficult for men of flair,
of vanity and style.

To flourish in this
treadmill society.

And now I 've had enough
of you harassment, Mr. Kowalski,

You can tell your superiors that.

If you'll excuse me,
our interview was over.

Remember the crease on the
number 595036 jeans.

I must go to my cell now.

Oh, by the way, speaking of
superiors, my condolences...

on the passing of Alexander
Waverly the man of true style.

Open the gate!
Open the gate!

Come on, open it!
Give me the keys!

Style!

Excuse me...

They looked abandoned in the
study of your English castle,

so we thought they might
make you feel more at home.

You'll also find your desktop
with your personal files.

Stationery letter heading.

Found pens, paper clips.

A copy of The London Times will be
delivered to you every morning.

There's jasmine tea in the
top left-hand drawer.

And anything else you want, just
buzz me for, my desk is right outside.

Who are you?

Just think of me as
your girl Friday.

How is going, Friday?

Fine, uh,
That's Janice Friday.

Welcome to UNCLE,
Sir John.

Charming.

Sir John...

I am Benjamin Kowalski,

This is Olson and Rosseti,

We're Section 2.

How you doing?

I'm doing very well,
thank you, Mr. Kowalski.

Gentlemen.
Nobody sit down?

You read the coded reports?

Well, some time ago that I
was in naval intelligence.

Perhaps you'd tell me about
the H957 device.

She went down about 20 miles
south to Anchorage.

It was not armed, presumably?

No. And we got the one guy in
the United States who can arm in.

In an UNCLE security cell so tight it.
Cockroaches need a pass to get in around.

Thrush has no luck.

Thrush, is a name I hadn't
heard for 15 years.

You know, Justin Sepheran
escaped two days ago.

Do you understand
what I'm saying you?

There is a similarity between
our two languages, Mr. Kowalski.

What do you think Sepheran wants?

Probably your country.

SOMEWHERE IN LIBYA

Your report.

We have the device,
but a...

But what?

Bergmann died last night
in Helsinki.

Pneumonia.
We had no idea he was so ill.

Which leaves us with no
one to arm the bomb.

We will find someone.

Come, Guido.

Piers Castillian.

Welcome home, Commander.

The only man I could trust
in this monumental task.

Come with me.

Everything is going according
to your plan,comander.

All the specialists you
requested the are all here.

Including Janus.

And the entire Thrush organization
is coming back together again.

It's like it's never been dispend.

And now you are here,

no power on Earth
can stand in our way.

Any other arrangements?

The courier is ready.

And do you understand that you
only talk to Sir John Raleigh,

the new Head of UNCLE?

Yes sir.

And the ransom is delivered there's only
onde UNCLE agent who may delivered?

The man to whom you refer to is
no longer an UNCLE agent.

I don't care where he is
or what he is doing,

that's UNCLE's problem.

Napoleon Solo is part of
the ransom demand.

It's that understood?

Yes, sir.

- Send for the courier.
- Right way, sir.

Come along,
let me show you something...

The day will come...

Ladies and Gentlemen, UNCLE
and the US Government

have gone into a kind
of uneasy partnership.

To put it simply, we've
been held up to ransom.

365 million, for the return
the nuclear device,

now that's exactly the value
of the H957 program cost.

If we don't not deliver,

The device will be detonate
somewhere in the US.

The communication is
signed at the bottom.

The small delicate
drawing of a Thrush.

That H957 device is just a pile of
intricately wired junk if it's unarmed.

It's only four men in the world
who know how to arm it.

Our man he's under
guard in Washington.

Schmidt in Berlin it's a maxime security
isolation and he carries cyanide,

Bergmann, the Swede, he died
of pneumonia in Helsink last night...

And the other one?

The one who designed the H957,

Carlton Pennington Smithe,

your fellow countryman,

he died 6 months ago,

Sepheran is bluffing.

Perhaps, Mr. Kowalski,

That's not a chance
I am prepared to take.

The location of
the ransom demand,

will be delivered to us
by tomorrow night.

Overall, we have 72 hours.

There is one more interesting
codicil to this demand.

The ransom must be delivered
by a ex-UNCLE agent.

He's been asked for especially.

One Napoleon Solo.

Who is that guy?

Miss Gahagan pick up the courtesy
telephone, Miss Gahagan, please.

Your bet, Mr...

Solo.

Napoleon Solo.

Yes, I aware it is... my bet.

You appear to be
hesitating, Mr. Solo.

Surely a sum of U$S 5000.

Isn't daunting to a
capitalist a few means.

My means?

Elegance in the cut of your suit.

The style of your play...

I can usually judge
a men's station in life.

By his surroundings.

My station, New York City,

The Alexandria Park Hotel...

Oh, a Penthouse suite!
Permanent residence?

As a matter of fact, yes.

Excellent!

To be elegant in the western
world, you require money.

My goverment has to understand you
can't run ballet company

only raffle revies and
baskets of roses.

Without funds there would be no
theatre into which you could

bring your warmth back into the
hearts of the Western world.

I'm certainly in desire.

You are very kind, Mr. Solo.

I'm not quite so sure
your boss will agree.

I bet 5000...

Call.

Queens overwrites to pay showing.

Two pairs also,
and aces.

Bad for the top.

But we have all day
of the day to negotiate further.

We tried Mr. Solo
everywhere, Sir John,

no one has seen him in days.

Must be out of town.

And Mr. Kuriakyn?

I'll try again.

Jack, take these,
I'll be back in a minute.

No, no!
It's all wrong.

Many more times.

This has to be lower.

and the split has to be
higher and to the side.

I will only get a belt.

Perhaps you could fi it
yourself, Mr. Kuriakyn.

Leave it!

Telephone call for Mr. Elliott.
Mr. Paul Elliott, please.

You have me at a
disadvantage Mr. Solo.

You know my profession.

And I'm asking
what your business is...

I sell computers.

Modern technology.

Wonderful.

Card.

Increase 5000.

Picked up some bad capitalistic habits on
your American tour, comrade Vaselievich.

It's too rich for my blood.

The day is yours.

Thank you.

You are good loser, Mr. Solo.

Thank you.

Every Caesars will spring for
a bus ticket back to New York.

Good day, Miss Marcovitch.

Mr. Solo...

perhaps we will meet
again in New York...

Could you engrave a
cracker jacker ring for me?

What?

"Breakfast at Tiffanys".
Remember?

Audrey Hepburn wanted to have a
cracker Jack ring engraved at Tiffany's.

Oh, yes, yes. Of course I remember
that well I'd be happy to

meet you at any time for any
reason, Miss Markovitch.

Thank you.

Goodbye.

Mr. Solo, wait...

Don't you know that hurts!

Enough! Enough, enough.

You must not
drunked like that...

They've got their instructions.

There's always so
far if I may protect you.

Your gallantry is slaughter,
Mr. Solo, but misplaced.

Miss Marcovitch has
brought this on herself.

Please...!

All right in the
interest of daytime.

One more heft.

Showed poker, five cards,
face up...

The winner takes all.

I get my money back
or you double yours.

Your honor.

Mr. Kuriakyn won't answer.

We know he's at the salon.

Do you want me to send
Mr. Kowalski to bring him?

Heavens forbid!

There's no offence,
Kowalski.

Now there's only one man who can bring
Illya Kuryakyn right back into the fold.

I can't talk to Kuriakyn
and we can't find Solo.

How can UNCLE find the bomb?

If you couldn't even reach Solo.
The time runs out.

I wonder.

Try Channel D.

New battery
in my pacemaker.

Excuse me for,
just a moment...

Mr. Gary Shepherd report
to the front desk, please.

Open Channel D.

Mr. Solo?

Yes.

What is the password?

Well, it's been Fifteen years,
I assume you changed it.

What's it?

Well, for this time of day...

and this time of year...

The swallow
return to Capistrano.

Exactly!

Mr. Solo, I presume
this communication...

is a little out of the blue.

Well, yes, but fact my pen hasn't
talked to me in some time.

Still carries it.

Well, for my good luck.

Which is about to pass me by.

Where are you?

I'm In a back room at the
Caesar Palace in Las Vegas

with US $ 30,000 on...
on the breadline.

Your debt at casino will be
settled in next 5 minutes.

My old uncle, he
was always very generous,

I understand that he
recently passed away.

Yes.

I'm, Sir John Raleigh,
I"m your new UNCLE.

We need you...
desperately

But a generous very philanthropic uncle
would come in rather handy right now.

What do I have
to do to earn it?

Return to New York,
immediately.

The time is running out fast.

Thrush are back in operation,

So It's Justin Sepheran.

All right, I'll see you in New York
tomorrow morning, Sr. John.

Is Illya Kuriakyn still on UNCLE?

No, he resigned some years ago,
we can't tried to touch with him.

Resigned?
It doesn't sound like Illya.

All right. You can fill me in on the
details tomorrow morning, Sir John.

Right now I've got some
unfinished business.

One final card and...
a lovely lady in distress.

Out.

"A final card...
a lady in distress."

This soundslike such
hot stuff to me.

My apologies,
for the delay... comrade.

You sitting a possible Full House.
And I'm sitting a possible Straight Flush.

I'll let you decide which
mistakes the last card first.

I will thing it!

Cards...

Regardless of ideology,
Straight Flush beat Full House.

Mr. Solo, you must help me.

Don't let them come
back to me, please!

Miss...

He said he would be happy to see me,
again under any circumstances.

I know but...

Mr. Solo, they mustn't take me.

We'll discuss later.

Get your head down!

What are you doing?

I want to be with you.

You were already with me.

Apparently I'm kidnapping you.

No! You're rescuing me.

It's just like "Bullitt."

Do you remember that film?

Yes, I believe I recall it.

Mrs. Marcovitch...

Andrea, at the moment,
I think you should tell me, Andrea.

Andrea, at moment like these,
we're likely to get our heads blown off.

You're getting into
my car makes me an

accessory to whatever it
is you're trying to do.

Defect!

I've wanted to defect, since I
saw my first American movie.

He had eight, in Lenningrad,
"Elmer Gantry".

Shoot the tires!

When in the casino he said:
"He doesn't know that it hurts"

That said, Burt Lancaster,
to the man who hit Shirley Jones.

I never thought that someone would
rescue me,

Just like Burt Lancaster!

Shoot!
Mr. Solo, shoot!

I don't carry a gun anymore.

And to get out of the habit.

Tomorrow night I'm a little
bit more prepared for this,

after visit my uncle.

Can your uncle help us?

Not at this moment, no.

Napoleon Solo,
UNCLE finnest.

He is brought a foughter.

Now that is not cricket.

Just in case.

I've played cards with Vaselievich
was not your idea, not a chance?

No. no my only idea was
somehow to escape.

Don't let they take me
come back, Mr. Solo, please

I'm sorry about the question,
it's an old habit...

I don't intend bring you back.

Come on!
Come on!

Shaken but not stirred.

Get out of this!

Behind them!

The boys want buy a car?

Did you see the license plate?

J.B.!

It's just like, "At Her Majesty's
Secret Service"

Always valuable to
help a colleague.

NEW YORK

Your apartment is so
fantastic!

Just can't get over it...

My maiden aunt Amy left it
to me so I'd always have

a roof over my head in
a view of Central Park.

This way.

Comrade Vaselievich,
he was right...

You do have style.

Thank you.

- Oh! Is this your office?
- Yes.

It's very beautiful.

Well it's a bit warmer than the
computer room at my work.

Now you must be tired
from that long flight.

I just want you to take it easy,
don't leave the suite.

Don't answer the phone.
Order room service.

- I'll be back later.
- Are you going to see your UNCLE?

Yes.

Someday I would like to meet him.

Well, I'm quite looking
forward to it myself.

Mr. Solo...

Napoleon, you must call me,
Napoleon.

at a moment like this...

Napoleon, thank you.

I think we should
discuss this further.

This evening.

Oh, incidentally, this apartment
only has one bedroom.

but do not worry,

I'll hang a blanket
over a clothesline.

Nothing?

- No.
- "It happened one night." Remember?

DeFlorias tailor shop,
segment 41.

He's on his way...
to UNCLE.

Hid it.

Hid it!

Hid what?

Hid it, I want to go on back.

Oh yes?

Well, I do all my business in the front...
you know what I mean?

Well, I do my business in back.
You know what I mean?

Not! I do not know
what you mean.

What are you, a kind
of building inspector?

Do you think that wall will
gonna fall or something?

You don't seem to understand...

I want to see my UNCLE.

Yeah! Well, your uncle ain't in
the back of my shop hiding.

You got that?

Now get out here,
before I call the cop!

How long have you
owned this shop?

12 years. I moved from Queens.
That's alright with you?

What was it you and your uncle used to meet
back here in a shop and lack quarters.

Yeah, we used to meet here
was... was 15 years ago.

I guesse he moved.
Sorry.

Yeah! Your uncle used to live in
the back of a tailor shop?

Well, I guess apartments
is pretty tough to find.

Where do you live, in the
basement of Pan Am building?

- Thank you for your trouble.
- Hey, no trouble.

Listen, if you ever get lonely
and you want to tap

the walls looking for
your uncle, come on by.

Taxi!

Hey buddy! You want to
go to the novelty shop?

I'm actually looking
for a tailor shop.

If you want to see your uncle,
I go to the novelty shop.

U.N.C.L.E.

Welcome back to UNCLE,
Mr. Solo.

If you'll remove your
visitor's badge.

I believe this is yours,
number 11.

Sir John is waiting for you.

My name is Janice Friday,
and if you have any questions,

I'll be happy to answer
them for you.

I know it's been a long time...

Yes, it is.

I will be here to help you
in any way I can.

But remember,

The only person to have all of his work
done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.

It's good, it's very good.

I will remember that.

Come right in...

- I guess you are Napoleon Solo.
- Yes.

I'm John Raleigh.

Any relation to...

Sir Walter...?
Direct descendant.

Yes, the old boy left my family a drafty
castle and 100 guineas a year.

And a potato prop.

I want to show you
some photographs.

Justin Sepheran.

Now he'd been a model
prisoner for 15 years.

So the authorities moved him from
a maximum security installation,

to a honor farm. You don't even
there a month when he escaped.

Three days ago.

The H957,

the most powerful effective
nuclear device in the world,

the ransom is 350 million,

- you order to deliver it.
- Where?

Well, I'll know that tonight.

But we also don't know is the location
of the new Thrush headquarters.

I hope you helps us find it.

You're the only man in the organization
who understands Sepheran's mind.

And Thrush has a man who
can arm the bomb?

Well, the man that they had, died
on a couple of nights ago in Helsinki.

The rest of them are protected,

until we discovered
this young man.

Nigel Pennington Smithe,

is the son of man who
originally designed the bomb.

He's an actor.

He's in the Royal Shakespearean
Company, on Broadway.

He is also a artist,

he helped his father
with the blue prints,

He also has a rather famous
photographic memory.

He might be able
to arm the bomb.

And Thrush may have
got lock him already.

He needs protection.

You have only 44 hours until
Sepheran informs us that

the bomb has been exploded
somewhere in the United States.

We have got to find it quickly.

I can't do this alone.

I need help.

I need Illya Kuriakyn.

That's not so easy.

You see, hee resign for UNCLE.

Why?

I'm not too clear on that.

There's an incident in Yugoslavia
was aborted, the girl was killed.

Here's a question of betrayal.

UNCLE left him out in the cold?

Perhaps this will help you.

Now these men arrived outside
New York this morning.

The fat man there is Alexi Kemp,
he is a lieutenant of Sepheran.

Now the the second man
I'm not too sure about, but,

I think he is ex-UNCLE
agent called Janus.

He was Mr. Kuryakin in back
up field off in Yugoslavia.

He betrayed him...

Only Mr. Kuriakyn knows
who betrayed him.

Where can I find
Mr. Kuriakyn now?

Mr. Solo, with your high fashion scent,
didn't you hear about "Vanya's"?

Vanya's, Uncle Vanya's,
loyalties die hard.

Lost?

No, I'm not lost...

Yes. I'm looking for...

Illya.

Mr. Kuriakyn...

Mr. Kuryakin spends very little
time backstage during the show.

Is usually in front.

He's not out front today?

No, he's pitching.

Pitching?

Pitching?

Central Park pitching softball.

What is pitching?

Stern Lines is having
a uniforms redesigned.

The lady buyers gonna melt
when she sees those blue eyes.

Don't we all?

Where he's "pitching" today?
He is pitching where?

62nd and Lex.

Russian Coffee.

Right. Yes, yes.

Where else in.

By the way, It's not Mrs is miss.
I've never been married.

Neither have I.

What a wonderful coincidence!

I've made some
preliminary sketches...

Wonderful.

So are you.

Napoleon!

What about him?

No, it's just that I saw
an old friend of mine.

We used to work together,
that was long time ago.

In the fashion business?

No, in the cat
and mouse business.

Troubles used to follow him
in those days.

- He's looking well.
- The KGB, I presume.

I guess those
days are over.

Oh well, what a
delightful surprise.

Actually I don't have time
to chat you, men...

We like a ballerina back.

On the other hand since
you put it that way.

I guess those days
are back again.

Would excuse me for a moment?

It's you?

- Got a minute?
- Shure.

I knew that coming
here was a mistake.

You know those guys?

For just acquaintances.

I have something that belongs
to them and they want it back.

And what may that be?

Her.
Andrea Markovitch.

You kidnap her?

She kidnapped me.
She wants do defect.

And where is she now?

In the Penthouse of the
Alexandria Park Hotel.

You didn't waste much
time introducing into

the decadent delights of
Western civilization.

I live there.

I thought your aunt
Amy lived there.

There was a time.

So, what have been doing
for the last 15 years?

Surviving.

Vanya's, I'd say you're doing
a little more than surviving.

How about you?

Investments, gambling,

A little traveling.

My owner computer business.

You get a lot of Russian ballerinas
wanting to defect in that line of work?

Actually she's the first one.

And she is not the reason
I came looking for you...

Yes, our uncle has been calling,

Whatever the problem is,
the answer is no.

Our old uncle was
replaced by a new one.

Yes, I was sorry to hear that.

He's in trouble.

I'm not interested.

It's Sepheran.

He has escaped from jail.

I'm still not interested.

How about a hot dog?

Not up to you usual
culinary standards, is it?

One dog with
ketchup and onions.

What does Thrush bargain with?

They've got a nuclear device
pointed directly at our throats.

Unless, I come up with 350
million dollars whitin 42 hours,

Sepheran will detonate it.

And make it look as if the
Russians are responsible that.

No, his ransom note said he
would make it look accidental.

Not only will it devastate part
of the United States,

but totally destroy
our energy program.

How is he gonna do that?

Well that's for us to find out.

For the sake of the world.

Don't throw the world at me.

Here.

Thank you.

How many times did
we saved it?

Countless, as I recall.

But this one is really
going to be difficult.

No, I can't do it.

I swore I'd never
go back to UNCLE.

What happened?

Well, forget it.

Why won't tell me?

Because I don't
want talk about it.

We shared a lot things
in the past.

Our new uncle says it was
a mission in Yugoslavia.

A girl was killed.

Death was an occupational hazard.

Yes, for us.

You were responsible for
the girl, weren't you?

Didn't UNCLE give you backup?

I had a backup.

This is one of the
Sepheran organizers,

a fat sweating weasel
named Alexi Kemp,

He flew into a small airport in
upper New York State. This morning.

Is at the Blakemore Hotel.

How many times do I have to tell you?
I am not interested.

He didn't fly in alone.

I'm not sure what
the second man is.

He is a killer.

He worked for UNCLE.

He was also a double agent
for Thrush.

His code name is Janus.

Was he the man
in Yugoslavia?

You know damn
that he was!

You feel better?

Much better.
Thanks.

Glad I was around to help.

Save your aggression
for Janus.

I need you Illya.

I'll go to the Blakemore.

We want him alive,
till we find the bomb.

I know what to do
with Janus and when.

We'll take it easy.

I don't want any uncharacteristic
emotion to carry you away.

- It won't.
- Good.

You must have been very sure
of your persuasive rhetoric.

No, actually just
your sense of morality.

Oh, that old thing!

No. I still have mine...
Nostalgia.

But I'm all out of exploding
buttons there might be

a bit of a fatal liability
in the fashion business.

I know just where
you can could up.

Oh, men. What happened to the beautiful
women uset to worked for UNCLE?

Here is in UNCLE's home.

Well, you must be Illya Kuriakyn!

Welcome Mr. Kuriakyn, I'm John Raleigh.

This is Benjamin Kowalski,
he will be working with you.

We'll give you some aids
to see you through

this affair there's
no time for retraining.

- Friday, weapons room.
- Yes, Sir John.

Your contact is Z.

So much for the Welcome
Home amenities.

- You must be Z.
- As in Zorro?

Mr. Kuriakyn, Mr. Solo,
Sir John told me to expect you.

Well, Let's begin...

Mr. Solo one identification bracelet.

Please do not wear it in
the shower or in the rain.

It explodes when immersed in water.

This is a 357 Magnum, as we all know
it's not quite so powerful as a

caliber Magnum however we have
modified this to fit these bullets.

Which also happened
to be grenades.

Please, don't be fooled by size,
that could demolish half a city block.

You only have three of them,
please use them judiciously.

Well If the elevator
doors don't open on time,

I promise to contain myself.

What happened to the special
UNCLE guns we used to carry?

They're in a special UNCLE
wing at Smithsonian.

Gentlemen, both of you will be issued
these cases with the new guns.

Mr. Kuriakyn, a watch, also a transmitter,
a communicator, trackin device.

Magnetized a compass.

This belt, has microcircuitry
sewn into the leather

the buckle can also be
used as a welding device.

A small acetylene torch.

And one silver cap.

In the heel of the shoe,

an explosive charge,

also magnetized.

Gentlemen, I hope you appreciate
the delicacy of these weapons.

Specially the ones you wear.

Now try to bring them
back in one piece.

Just try to bring yourself
back in one piece.

I'll do my best.

I believe she was
speaking to both of us.

I have already told your
UNCLE that I have no

intention of being chaperone
about New York like

some six-year-olds school
boy being sent off to

Brighton to visit his aunt
here for the weekend.

Darling, darling!

Yeah, top four the
five and nine.

Oh God, you are good.

Wasn't it wonderful,
are we go?

Open Channel D.

How is it you, old friend?

Freezing.
How's it going with you?

Rough.

Our English friend doesn't
believe theres a threat him.

You tell our English friend that I'm
looking at the threat right now.

Waiting for him
to take a bath.

Through the window?

Don't worry,
I'll avert my eyes.

Wait a minute...

I think our Thrush friend is about to
wash the dirt out of his feathers.

Out.

Don't you feels like this guy
doesn't seem very worried somebody

will seize this brain for a blueprint
his body for chopped liver.

That's what Thrush
is counting on.

Hello.

Hello.

Who are you?

Engineer of telephone. You
have phone incoming line.

Why coming at this
time of night?

Nor couldn't come de
done before.

We get called from
the hotel at five.

At six, my boss called hotel,
but the manager has gone home.

At eight the night manager calls.

Nine o'clock, my boss called me to
New Jersey, a favor to do him.

You know what's like traffic on
bridge of George Washington.

Happy you should be
I'm could come here at all.

Look, I'm an actor, not a technician,

I couldn't go to bomb like that
together if my life depended on it.

But you know how to detonate it and
you work done dozens of blueprints

with your father and you
have a photographic memory.

You say my life
is in danger.

The only killing unexpected
is in the times, you see?

- No fussy for nothing.
- Am I?

You ran the New York
marathon three days ago.

Yes, I came in 2093,

Personal best.

Before starting, you changed
t-shirts with another runner.

Yes, I gave him my lucky shirt.

Halfway through he collapsed
of exhaustion, or did he?

Perhaps Thrush knocked him
out and carried him off.

Because they thought he was you because he
was wearing the number you registered under.

Wait a minute. How could
Thrus knock him out?

Tranquilizing darts.

You've been in this
spy business to long?

Was a matter of
fact I'm new at it.

Again.

What I'm trying to tell
you is the Thrush probably

tried to kidnap you already
without you realizing it.

And they failed
and will try again.

Mr. Solo, this is our
first night on Broadway.

A lot of mates here and with
you side in five minutes.

As far as I'm concerned,
there's no such thing as Thrush.

What are you doing?
Hey stop.

That's enough!

What you think are you doing?

What are you doing,
aiming a gun at me?

This is New York and here we
have have gun at each others.

We don't need foreingers
coming to do it.

I'm doing my job. I picked up
the case to check the wires behind it.

Case.

The combination is still lock.

You're sick! Both of you are sick. Wait
to the telephone company to hear about this.

What a splendid idea.
Why don't we call your office?

What is the number?

555- 9507.

But my boss he's been
in middle office party.

Old man Colussi, yeah, he's retiring.
Beautiful God watch they are giving him.

What's your boss's name?

Pearson.

Mr. Pearson, please.

Pearson?

Sheldon Pearson!
Who is this?

My name is Kemp,
I'm at the Blakemore hotel.

Did you send a telephone
engineer over here.

Yes, room 401,
failure in the line.

So I've been told.
Can you describe your man?

- Mind blonde, slight.
- Blonde.

What's the problem, can't find
the phone or don't understand it?

No, there's no problem, it is
a misunderstanding. It's my fault.

- We'll send your man back to you.
- Alright, do that.

My apologies, sir.

I'm uh I'm a courier and I
carry a great deal of cash.

I'm afraid my bodyguard
got a little carried away.

Bedbugs. Bedbugs in
every hotel in New York.

I tell you both, from telephone
company you will be hearing.

All right, Mr. Solo, you convinced me.
UNCLE maybe protect me.

Sit down!

What's going on...?
Let go of me! What are you doing?

Tranquilizing dart...
Put it out!

- Open Channel D.
- This is Raleigh.

We lost them.

How did you know the phone number
in Pennington Smithe dressing room.

Routine field information.

You know they knew
we had four cars there.

Three different decoys that
looked like Pennington Smithe.

All going in different directions
they only had one car covered.

We were set up.
They were waiting for us.

Mr. Solo, we received
the ranson instructions,

the Excelsior Hotel in Tripoli.

- Thank you.
- You leave tonight.

What do you make of those?

Tripoli.

Maybe Thrush headquarters is somewhere
near the ransom drop at the hotel.

I'll run the name "Angel"
through the Section 4 computer.

As for the lake. Maybe it's
Kemp's favorite vacation spot.

What's that?
How to focus in the background.

I don't know.
I can't make it out.

I told Smithe he had
nothing to worry about.

With a UNCLE agent
with him.

Maybe Kowalski maybe he's right,
Maybe I'm old for this.

Why don't you take it easy
on yourself? Thrush knew.

Because I was walking.
Mr. Smithe there tought.

You're just one uncle agent
of anything they probably

expect you not to be
with him, better decoy.

Yes. That's what
I thought.

You received your information
on the decoy arrangement

directly on your communicator
from Sir John.

Where were you?

At the Penthouse, I went back
to make sure they're on.

... and Andrea was alright, before
I had changed to the theater.

Kemp...

- Janus.
- Yes, Janus.

We have Pennington-Smythe.
Call the pilot.

- Swensen.
- Our cargo is ready for conveyance.

Fort Lorian field, Hangar 41.

Bring your aviators license with
you and personal identification.

You'll bring the
US $ 2000 in cash.

It will be ready for you. Half
on takeoff, half on arrival.

That's good. I'll be
there in an hour.

Kuriakyn, 555- 4247.

I have the address.

Are you sure Janus won't
recognize you?

We never met each other.

It was just a brief moment.

You better plug up this leak
if you know where to find it.

- Illya...
- I will live if you will.

I know. I know where
the leak is now.

Napoleon, please!

You're the only person
who heard that

communication with
Pennington Smithe's night!

In fact looking back on,
Trush has been

monitoring our movements pretty thoroughly.

It just never occurred to me
they had someone on the inside,

but Mr. Kowalski said
I'm a little rusty.

He certainly went to a
lot of trouble staging

an escape to freedom
scene at the casino.

You're quite a performer,
especially that night.

Napoleon, that was for real.

Right, as real as in your movies.

I want to know who you're
communicating with the Thrush.

I want to know where our
thrush is new headquarters.

I want to know what
their next move is.

Now!

They have my father,

he is a physicist.

They kidnapped in Napoles.

Trush. I had to do what
they told me, Napoleon.

I've had to.

Try again.

Napoleon, please,
it's the truth, I swear!

I said try again.

Napoleon, please,
I couldn't...!

Don't take me!
Please, I don't want to go with you.

Please!

- No...! Where are you taking me?
- Get inside!

- Where's the pilot?
- The pilot is here.

We've met before?

I fly a lot of people
all over the world.

I don't remember
names or faces.

Maybe you find it
better to forget.

I'll fly you where you want to go.

I don't ask questions
not do an answer.

1000 now and 1000 when we land.

Assembled, that's a worth thing!

Janus plane landed in Chicago this morning.
Everything's being set up that now.

And Mr. Solo?

He arrived in Tripoli this afternoon,
checked into the hotel.

Monitor Mr. Solo's movements.

When we are ready,
you will contact him.

Twenty hours.

I'm used to heat up in
Hell's Kitchen with

fried eggs on the sidewalk
but this is hot.

Well, the Ransom just arrived,
350 million gems.

So, here we sit, fortunate in
the hotel safe spinning our

wheels instead of looking
for thrush headquarters.

You're not gonna find it
anywhere around here.

I wouldn't be so
sure about that.

Coming back for airfield,
I saw Guido, in another car,

heading out
into the desert.

Guido, like in King Kong?
Sepheran's bodyguard?

You're Okay?

I mean between tranquilizing
darts in your room

and a busted head you
kind of accident-prone.

Did this happen to you in the
old days?

Maybe I was a little faster
back there in the old days.

What do you got there?

I picked it up the desk
laughter they think we're

gonna have a lot of
time for waterskiing.

- Where is this lake?
- A few miles out the town.

What is this behind back?
A some sort of dam...

Dam. The Angelis Dam,
closed down for about 20 years.

I was talking to the desk clerk.

Tourists used to go out there but it
got condemned about a month ago.

Imagine that they've got only brownstones
in my neighborhood get condemned.

Angel... say nobody's been
out there for a month?

- Kowalski, you are terrific!
- Thanks...

Get him inside!

I hope you enjoy our
swimming pool, Mr. Smithe.

We ahd in build specially.

Okay.

Arm it.

I told you.
I don't know how to do.

We know it is not true.

You're well-known for your
photographic memory you're an artist.

Duplicated all of your
father's blueprints.

I will not do it.

Arm it!

Set the timer.

18 hours.

17 minutes.

Coming up in 44 seconds.

I think I should tell you. I'm
not certain how to disarm it.

I don't think that will
be necessary for you.

Open Channel D.

Channel D open,
Mr. Kuriakyn.

I'm in Chicago,
underground somewhere.

Pennington Smithe, Janus and two
Thrush agents are here.

Where is here?

I do not know yet.
I'll let you know when I find out.

You sound out of breath.

I just swam the English Channel.

- What?
- Nevermind.

I wouldn't ge too close to that, it
has a very delicate mechanism.

I've been expect you,
Mr. Kuriakyn.

Could you to meet me,
Mr. Solo?

- Is it isolated enough for you?
- Yes, this is fine, I...

I did so want our first
conversation to be in private.

no witnesses.

This is my good friend, Guido.

Yes, we 've met.

Well Napoleon Solo, it's
been a long time.

You really haven't changed at all.

Neither you, Sepheran.

Grown wreckless in your old age.

Nuclear blackmail is a very dangerous
game could blow up in your face.

And forever the worlds be end, ahn?

Suppose I blow a hole through both
of you but the barrel of this gun

at the pilots head and instruct him
to fly it to Trush headquarters.

Because you noted by now
the bomb must be armed.

The clock is ticking,
your time is running out.

You'll bring the ransom alone to this
spot a little before noon tomorrow.

By the way,
what's been converted into.

- Gems
- Good.

it's prettier than all that paper.

And that moment I will radio
my headquarters from the

helicopter and the countdown
to o'clock will be stopped.

How?

Simply by pressing a
button on a control panel

that will send an electronic
signal across the world.

By the way I should mention there is
also a second button on the panel.

If the ransom is not delivered,
or if you not alone,

that is the button that will be pressed.

And then the bomb will be detonated.

Precisely.

There is a specific code I will use
in radioing my headquarters.

One word deviation or if
I don't radio them at all.

What's up to you from
not pressing the button

after you've received the ransom?

Mr. Solo, this is a business
transaction, we are professionals.

You take care of your side of the
bargain and I will take care of mine.

We must be men of our word
or there'd be no integrity

left in the world at all would there.

And integrity has always been at
the basis of thrush's philosophy.

I have a codicil to your straight
forward in business arrangement.

And what would that be?

We used nice human
being to get at me.

Once she did your bidding,
you took it from me.

I want her back.

What makes you think
you can trust her now?

I believed her when she said
Trush kidnapped her father.

Besides, your resident monster dragged
her from my hotel room by her hair.

He does love his work.

All right.
I'll bring the girl with me.

Oh, you know, you're looking a lot
better than last time I saw you

were very very pale but you can
look a little good color down.

Before noon, tomorrow,
Napoleon Solo.

Guido.

What did the big man have to say?

Well, he's going to pick me up tomorrow
the same place he dropped me off today.

Just before noon, alone,
with the gems.

And he's not bluffing.

We don't pay the ransom part of the
United States is going to disappear.

We do pay it, he's just insane
enough to do it, anyway.

Open Channel D.

Channel D open, Mr. Solo.

Anything for Mr. Kuryakin?

Nothing since the
last communication.

Alright, keep monitoring.

Still no word?

He's supposed to check
with me every six hours.

We know he landed
the plane this morning.

We know the English
kid was with him.

Maybe he is not in
a position to answer.

I don't think I'm
gonna like Chicago.

Would be better off if we
could get a hold of the chains.

You're been in this
position before?

Frequently.

Well how'd you
get out of it, man?

I carried an explosive
charge in my watch.

Why'd you carry it now?

In my shoe.

What the changing for?

Progress.

Somehow I knew you
were UNCLE agent.

Unfortunately so did they.

You knew Janus
from before?

That was a long time ago.

Oh, I suppose I may as well know the
real name of the man I'm gonna die with.

Ilyia Nekovitch Kuryakin.

Not that it matters, but
why did they put the bomb down here.

It's above us that matters.

Both us?

Janus was so kind to
explain it to me.

Tomorrow at noon her speech will
be delivered by an Arab president.

Sympathetic to the Western desires.

It will draw the usual
crowd of demonstrators.

I see in this, this is person or kill this
this Arab Johnny and they will cry.

It will do more than that it will totally
destroy this country's energy program.

It will look like a terrifying
meltdown accident.

I must confess I don't know
what he's talking about.

You and I are hanging directly
below the core of a nuclear reactor.

Ashfield
Reactor nuclear

That's it.
The Angeles Dam.

Thrush's new headquarters.

Yes, Mr. Solo.

I'm sure, Sir John, Thrush is operating
under the Angeles dam.

We'll have to change your plan.

Explain.

You call me back to UNCLE,
because I know Sepheran.

And the man who put him
away 15 years ago.

Now that I haven't talked with him
I'm convinced that he plans to

give the signal to detonate the bomb
whether we pay the ransom or not.

- Wath your alternate plan?
- It's going to take some organization.

But I want a full
UNCLE task force here,

by tomorrow morning.

We'll hit the damn 20 minutes
before the noon deadline.

That's some kind of risk?

If Mr. Solo is right
about Sepheran,

It'll give us a chance of
stopping the countdown.

The task force
will be ready.

I want the task force
supervised by Mr. Kowalski.

Very generous!

Were you gonna be, pal?

I'll already
be inside, pal.

I'm gonna try it again.

Illya, can I do help?

Something must work now.

Was our last chance?

- What is that?
- Close your eyes.

Cut the hinge.

- How long we have?
- Twenty minutes.

How long will it take
to disarm the bomb?

If I can have to trace all the line
through in my mind page by page.

How many guards will be?

None.

You won't find a single Thrush
agent within 50 miles of that thing.

Come on, let's go.

Terrific!

This way here!
Be right, be right!

Moving, moving, moving!

Chicago detonation time: T-minus
15 minutes and counting.

Someone just get up
these door.

Activate all monitors.

Come on!

Take cover.

Could hardly miss with that.

Come on!

Keep covered!

Go!

- You're improving.
- With the age.

Where's Andrea?
Where is the girl?

In the storage room.

Show me on here!

Squad, follow me!

Good night.

I'm improving.

Holy bloody collor
look the same.

I don't even know
where to start.

From the beginning.

- How much time do we have?
- Nine minutes.

Go to work.

Stupid fools!

Chicago, detonation time:
T-minus 6 minutes, 5 seconds.

The woman and her father...
kill them both.

They're dead, Commander.

... from point B...
wait.

That's...

Positive leading to.

... to point D...

What do I cut...?

You can't have stayed
behind just to kill me?

That's part of it.

I wanted to see
you sweat a little first.

That bomb will go
off in few minutes!

There are six men in the entire world who
know how to arm that H957 device.

Two of those are dead,
the third is in Washington,

the fourth, Schmidt, is in Berlin,

the fifth is your english friend,
young Pennington Smithe.

And you are the sixth.

Yes, I am the sixth man.

Your talents are
greater that I thought.

Schmidt from Berlin,
he's my UNCLE.

I helped him work on the
H957 device.

If you can arm the bomb why
did you force young

Pennington Smithe into it why
don't you arm it yourself?

And have one of the Thrush operatives
radio the information back to Sepheran.

No, that wouldn't have
fit in with my plans at all.

You're going to take the
H957 for yourself.

That's why you became
involved in Thrush again.

Very good, Mr. Kuriakyn.

Why don't you steal
the bomb right away?

Right after you brought down
the American bomber?

I never thought Thrush
trusted me completely.

I've been surrounded by their
operatives so I play the hand now.

Kidnapping young Pennington
Smythe let him arm the bomb.

Made sure that Thrush
believed that everything

was going according
to Sepheran's plan.

Because once the
detonation time came.

Naturally all the thrush operatives
down here would be gone.

Naturally.

Only you came back alone.

You do have already grasp
the situation, Mr. Kuriakyn.

I assume if you can arm the
bomb you can also disarm it.

It's litle more complicated,
yes, I can disarm.

Of course that means that UNCLE has paid

Thrush 350 million dollar
ransom for nothing.

And I have what
everyone wants,

Open to the highest
bidder, including Thrush.

Still playing the same game.

Treachery and double-cross.

And if you try to stop me
from killing you by killing me,

There will be no one
to defuse the bomb.

Young Pennington Smithe
will never figure it out.

You'd be condemning
the president of a

sympathetic arab nation
all the people above us.

And half the state to death.

It's an interesting problem,
you should have

shot straighter at
me all those years ago.

Goodbye, Sr. Kuriakyn.

Don't move.
Keep you hands beside.

Bring my things!

Chigaco detonation time:
T-minus 4 minutes, 30 seconds

Castillian!

Napoleon Solo.

Can you imagine how long
I waited for this meeting.

Must be rewarding.

That he stays so young.

- Good makeup man.
- Ahn?

Good makeup man!

It's alright?

Napoleon...

- Your father?
- Yes.

Where is Sepheran?

It's at the end of the tunnel,

throws the anteroom.

but there is a
steel door sealing it off.

Stay in this room.
I'll be back for you.

Well!
We meet again

I don't suppose you'd
like to discuss this.

I told you we should discuss it.

I've disconnected 12
circuits and several wires.

in through every ne
bridge in my mind.

This must be the last one.

Till one is left.
Red or blue...

I don't know which one to cut!

If you cut the right one?

Stop the clock.

The wrong one?

It will detonate.

Sepheran!

Mr. Solo...

Yes it was red one.

Good.

- Illya...?
- ... It was red one!

Good.

Where the hell have you been?

I thought a vacation in
Libya might do me some good.

Libya?

Dry desert treath
good for the lungs.

Thrush is going to have to look
for a new headquarters.

Good.

- You know something?
- What?

It's all seemed a lot
easier to 15 years ago.

And it was.

- How about Sepheran?
- He may have got away.

Another glass please.

Did you say goodbye
to Andrea for me?

What do you think I've
been doing last night?

I'm apreciatted.

By the way. What did
happen to Sepheran?

He disappeared. I'm certainly Sir John
we'll be hearing from our Thrush again.

And the ransom?

I converted back into cash
and returned to the banks.

Pity! three hundred and fifty million in
jewels would be nice to hold in your hand.

...just for a moment.

Did you settle your
account with Janus?

I settled it down.

How about Pennington Smithe?

His performance out of town
in Chicago was very good.

Enjoy the computer business?

Oh yeah. It's great.
Truly fascinating.

However I'm finding it increasingly
more and more difficulty.

Having a meaningful relationship
with the machine.

And you, do you enjoy your
fashion business?

It's wonderful, you
make great deal of money,

But there are a
few weird people in it.

At least when someone's shooting
at you you know where you are.

There is still no further word on
the disappearance of Air Force One,

carrying the Secretary of State
to the Paris oil conference.

We will interrupt this
program with an update.

Now we'll return you to
our regular program.

Open Channel D.

- Mr. Solo?
- Yes, Sir John...

Is Mr. Kuriakyn with you?

Yes.

I was wondering on the two of you
doing anything for the next few days.

Corrections: Kilo