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(film projector rattling)

(birds cawing)
(insects chirping)

(objects clattering)

(Dave sighing)

(door closes)

Fucking shit!

Fucking balls.

Fuck! Fuck!

- Fuck! Fuck!
- Oh, my God.

Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck!

Ugh.

(footsteps clicking)

(Dave heavily breathing)

Hi, Mom.

[Mom] Hi, sweetheart.

How are you?

Not great. Just got fired again.

[Mom] Oh, sweetie.

It's okay. There'll be other jobs.

You were too good for that place anyway.

I don't get it, Mom.

If I'm so great, then why does
this keep happening to me?

[Mom] Oh, honey, it's okay.

You just haven't found your place yet.

You'll get there.

Didn't you say that your boss was,

what did you call it,

a douche anyway?

Yeah, yeah.

Mom, I'm almost 30 years old

and I can't keep a lower
management sales position

at a company nobody gives a shit about?

I work with imbeciles
that I have to kiss ass to

all day long so I don't get fired.

And then guess what?

At the end of all the fucking ass kissing,

I get fired anyway.

[Mom] Honey, you need to calm down.

You'll be okay.

You're too big for that small job anyways.

That was the problem, not you.

You'll find something better.

And you know I don't
like it when you curse.

I'm sorry, Mom.

Yes, you're right. You're right.

Thank you.

I love you.

[Mom] I love you too, sweetheart.

Just remember that you are
smart, you are handsome,

and everyone loves you.

Thanks, Mom.

Of course, honey.

Okay. Bye, mom.

Goodbye.

(Dave heavily breathing)

(lively music)

(TV audience applauding)

♪ Oh, so horny ♪

♪ Oh, oh, so horny ♪

♪ Oh, so horny ♪

What's up, bro?

Nothing much.

Just got fired again.

Ah, fuck, dude. I'm sorry.

(TV character speaking
in foreign language)

But didn't you say your boss

was a total douche anyway?

So at least you're not gonna
have to work with him anymore.

Yeah, I know, Ryan.

I know, I know.

Listen, if you're gonna see Amy,

please don't say anything.

I wanna be the one to tell her first.

This is the third job in six months.

She's gonna fucking kill me.

Yeah, yeah, I got you.

Your secret's safe with me.

(TV character speaking
in foreign language)

I'm not gonna be able
to pay half of my rent.

I'm dead. I'm a dead man.

I'm fucking dead.

Well, look, if you,

if you need me to lend you some money,

I got you.

(Dave sighing)

No, don't worry about it.

Just don't worry about it.

I need to figure this out.

All right, look, um,

I'm having some of the boys over tonight

if you wanna come by for drinks.

We'll go out.

I'll take care of you, all right?

Maybe so.

Thanks, bro.

[Ryan] Yeah, man. Keep your head up.

I'll talk to you later.

(Dave heavily breathing)

(wipers scraping)

(car alarm beeping)

(pensive piano music)

(car alarm beeping)

I know. Buckle up.

I get it.

(car alarm beeping)
(pensive music continues)

(seatbelt clicks)

♪ Just give me one day ♪

♪ All alone ♪

♪ One day ♪

♪ Organize my bones ♪

♪ Just give me one day ♪

♪ Without a fucking phone ♪

(Dave heavily breathing)

(objects clattering)

What the fuck?

What the fuck, Amy?

Seriously?

I can't.

I just can't anymore.

You can't what?

What are you talking about?

Your BFF Ryan called me.

He told me everything.

This was your fourth job in four months.

I mean, you've only been
with that company for what?

A month and a half?

And you already got fired.

Fucking Ryan.

Look, okay, this is the third
job in six months, actually.

(Amy scoffs)

Whatever. Same difference.

You haven't paid rent in a year.

And I just can't take care
of both me and you anymore.

Well, come on.

Baby, look, I, I'll figure
something out, please.

I'm done.

I don't see the point anymore.

Why am I working so hard?

What, what for?

So I can live in this shitty,

ugly city paying most of my money on rent

and the rest of it on my man baby?

This is not what I signed up for.

This was not my fault.

I'm gonna get another job.

And I'm gonna make the
next job work, okay?

You always say that, but you never do.

The problem is you don't want it to work.

You just want someone who supports you

while you play your stupid video games

and practice with your band.

You're 30 years old and you still think

that you're gonna make it as a rock star.

So, newsflash, you're not, nobody does.

I, I didn't make it as an actor.

You can. You can still make it.

That's not the point.

I'm a personal assistant and a bartender,

and you know what?

I'm okay with that.

But I'm not okay with
waiting for you to grow up

and with working two jobs just to support

your everlasting childhood.

I mean, don't you think I
want real children one day?

Yes. Yes, Amy.

No, don't.

Amy, I get it.

Like, I get it.

I wanna be with you.

I'm gonna change.

Please.

I'll do what-I'll do whatever it takes.

I'll change.

I'll make the next job work.

I hear you. I understand
where you're coming from.

[Amy] I can't.

I'm done.

(Dave sighing)
(engine droning)

Bye, Dave.

(engine droning)

(door slams)

(engine droning)

(engine revving)

(contemplative music)

(traffic humming)

Mom?

(faint upbeat hip hop music)

(knocking on door)

(faint hip hop music continues)

Hey, man.

Fuck you.

Oh, come on. Don't blame me.

She was gonna find out sooner or later.

She called me, bro, and
it just slipped out.

I swear to God it slipped.

I needed a little
time to figure shit out

and then you go and open
your big fucking mouth.

You do not blame the messenger, bro.

She was gonna find out in what?

A day or two when you
stopped going into work

or she caught you searching for jobs.

You can't hide that shit, bro. Trust me.

Yeah, I know.

I know. I know.

I just kinda wanted it to come from me.

Dude, I did you a favor.

She wasn't right for you.

Okay?

This just sped up the process.

(traffic passing)

Okay. Whatever.

Can I, can I stay here for a little bit

until I figure some shit out?

I don't have a-I don't
have anywhere to go.

[Ryan] Mm-hmm. Of course.

I got a couch with your name on it.

Thank you.

And it, it might be for a while.

I just gotta figure out what I'm gonna do.

If that's the case, you
can take the music room.

Stay as long as you need.

I got you. You're my brother.

(faint upbeat hip hop music)

Thank you.

Then grab your box of trash
and get the fuck inside.

(faint upbeat hip hop music)

Come on, baby.

(door closing)

♪ Let me tell how it feels ♪

♪ When you know that you're the man ♪

♪ The feeling is unbreakable ♪

♪ You gotta understand ♪

Dave!

D- D-D-D-Dave, man.

How are you doing, buddy?

[Dave] I'm good, man.

- Yo.
- You're looking sharp, man.

Oh, man, thank you.

You know how I do.

Yo, Tyler, do me a favor.

Go and get Dave a beer, please.

♪ To mm Hennessy music ♪

I got it.

- I got you, man.
- Thank you.

Yeah.

The fuck's going on with his outfit?

He's colorblind, dude.

You know that we don't talk about it

'cause he's sensitive about it.

- Hey.
- What's up?

What's up, man?

- What's going on?
- Good, man.

It's too bad to hear about Amy, man.

She was a real cool chick, bro.

How you holding up?

Yeah. Seriously?

It slipped. I swear to God it slipped.

[Tyler] Here.

Thank you.

- Hey, man.
- What's going on?

All right.

Oh, I'm good.

- I'm good.
- Yeah, man. Me too.

[Dave] How you been? How you been?

All right. Holding up.

How about yourself?

- Uh-
- Probably shouldn't ask that,

should I?

[Ryan] Who needs a shot?

Sorry. (chuckles)

[Friend] I need a shot!

Nothing to worry about.

It could be worse.

You could be homeless, right?

[Ryan] Let's keep the boy up.

- Shots.
- Shots.

[Friend] Keep the boy up, huh?

[Friend] All right. All right.

(Friend faintly speaking)

(friend chuckles)

[Ryan] Here's to Dave, my baby boy,

my best friend in the world.

- Cheers.
- To Dave.

- Love you, guys.
- Cheers.

[Friend] Love you, bro.

♪ Dropping hits and making money ♪

♪ Let me pop another bag ♪

(friends groaning)

- Ari.
- Tyler, shots.

Hi, Dave.

Hi, I'm Dave.

Nice to meet you.

(lively music)

(group chattering)

Whoo.

I should take the tie off.

You're right, you're right.

(group chattering)
(lively music continues)

(lyrics muffled)

♪ I'm coming home now ♪

♪ My baby for days ♪

♪ Don't wait up for me ♪

♪ I'll watch you sleep again ♪

(lively guitar music)

Dude.

Dude.

- Dude?
- You know I love you

and you're welcome to stay
here as long as you want.

Thank you.

No, but seriously,

you need to get your shit together.

At least try to get yourself laid.

What has it been,

five months since Amy kicked you out?

Three months.

It's been three months.

Yeah, whatever.

And not sound like a bitch,

but you might wanna think
about taking a shower.

You stink.

I can't bring chicks back here anymore.

If they get a whiff of
you or a glimpse of you,

they'll think I'm housing the homeless or,

or like my creepy uncle.

That's not fair.

I, I can't even be your uncle,

I'm younger than you,

so fuck off.

(guitar strums)

Oh my god!

Fuck you!

Ooh, ooh.

- Ooh. Ooh.
- Dude, stop.

All right. Fuck you.

I'll shower. I will shower.

Good.

You're gonna take a shower
because we're going out tonight

and we're gonna get you laid tonight.

No. I do not need help getting laid.

Don't take it personal, man.

Everybody needs a little
help from time to time.

I mean, shit, all you
need is the right app.

(Dave laughing)

No, I definitely don't
need an app to meet women.

No, no, no.

- Come on.
- Yep.

Downloading it.

It's not a big deal, seriously.

Even I'm on it.

(Dave laughing)

No, oh, you're on it?

- Uh-huh.
- Oh, it must be good.

It must be a good app.

- Yeah, it works.
- Ryan's on it.

I meet chicks every week on this app.

See, I don't wanna
meet women every week.

I wanna meet the one woman.

I wanna meet the right woman.

And you will, buddy, trust me, in time.

Just, it all starts with the app.

All you gotta do is swipe right.

I don't wanna do it.

- Come on, Dave.
- I don't want to, man.

Come on.

Swipe.

Come on, Dave.

Fucking swipe me, daddy.

- Oh.
- Ew.

Fucking swipe for me, daddy.

Oh, don't make that face.

Oh, swipe me.

You're freaking me out, man.

You're fucking weird.
(Ryan moaning)

- No.
- Fucking swipe me, daddy.

(Ryan laughing)

You're creeping me out.

- Swipe me, baby.
- Shut the fuck up.

I'll fucking, I'll look.

I'll take a gander.

Oh.

Love to travel.

Who doesn't love to travel? Stupid.

This.

Swag chump?

(Ryan laughing)
Match my swag chump?

(Dave sighing)

(birds chirping)

Dude, uh, there's, it's a match.

She wants to meet
tonight at, at Charlie's.

H-

How? (laughing)

Ah.

Take a shower.
(Dave laughing)

Get yourself up and take a shower.

We're off to the races, folks.

No. No, no.

- No, no, no, no.
- Come on.

(rock music)

(lyrics muffled)

Hey. Hey.

(heartbeat pounding)

(crowd murmuring)

Bullshit!

Come on. What are we doing?

No, no, no, man.

I wanna go home.

No, no, no, no, no.

I didn't come here to jerk off.

I came here fuck,

and so did you.

Come on.

Come on, sit down, relax, have a drink.

Stop thinking so much.

- Okay.
- You're handsome.

You're a catch.

Yeah?

Can we have two tequila neat, please?

Easy does it.

You're a catch.

I would date you.

I would fuck, I, you know?

(Dave laughing)

Not even gonna say it.

Here, just suck this back and loosen up.

- Okay.
- All right?

(faint rock music)

(Dave sighing)

(Ryan exhaling)

Jesus Christ.

Oh my God, turn around, she's so hot.

(blues guitar music)

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

She's beautiful.

(wind blowing)

Oh, she plays pool, too.

I think I'm in love.

[Dave] She's my date.

I know, I know.

Hey, honey, come talk to me.

Let me buy you a drink.

Or not.

Hi, you must be Dave.

- Uh, know. I'm, I'm-
- I'm Sara.

Sara, nice to meet you. I'm Ryan.

This is Dave.

Hi, I'm Dave.

Hi. You look, uh,
different from your pictures.

Oh, yeah?

You look prettier in person
than on your profile.

Thanks.

You look, uh, you look nice too.

Oh, thank you.

Um, would you like a drink?

[Sara] Sure. I'll have
a, uh, vodka soda, please.

Yeah. Uh, Vodka soda, please.

[Ryan] I'll have one also.

[Dave] I'll have one also.

Make it three vodka sodas.

You got it, brother.

Uh, let's get, let's get you seated.

Oh, yeah. (chuckles)

Yep. Yep.

That's it.

(faint lively music)

(Dave sighing)

- So, um-
- Oh my God.

Jesus. Look at you.

(Sara chuckling)

You two.

If I knew you were gonna be this hot-

Dave.

- Okay.
- Anyway-

(Sara laughing)

So, Dave, what do you do?

Oh, I, well,

I'm in between jobs at the moment.

But what I really love is music.

It's like all I really want to do, okay?

It's like, um-

Oh, thank you.

Here you go.

You know, like, even if I
could just make enough money

just to get by,

I would be fine with that, like,

like play the bar circuit
for a while, you know?

And that, that would make me happy.

Just, just enough, just enough.

And, and, I don't know, like

music and good people,

that's really all I need, you know?

Yeah. Yeah.

Um, so what about you, Ryan?

Um, I'm also a musician.

Mm-hm.

Dave is the, he's the talented one.

But we've been playing together
since we were kids, like,

high school, right?

Yeah.

I'm thinking about
starting a wedding band.

(Sara and Dave laugh)

I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

I founded a tech company,

and we make video games.

And my dad died a while back

and he left me shit ton of money.

So now all I really do
is sort of hang out,

kind of do whatever I want, you know?

Totally.

And I'm sorry about your dad.

You seem really, um, strong.

Stop.

(Sara and Ryan giggling)

Thank you.

It was, it was very difficult,

but the massive amounts of money

that he left me certainly
helped ease the pain.

You're funny. I like you. (giggling)

I like you, too.

I like her, too.

(patrons chatting)

So, Sara, uh, what do you do, huh?

I'm an actress slash model,

mainly Instagram model
and a waitress. (chuckles)

That's hot.

(Ryan and Sara laugh)

Do you wanna get outta here?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

(faint lively music)

I'm sorry, but there's an
undeniable connection here.

Okay?

You're gonna be fine.

There's plenty of women here.

Just take an Uber and I'll
see you back at the house.

It's gonna be okay.
(sad music)

(ice rattling)

I'm gonna close out, please.

[Bartender] Okay. 47.50.

Keep swinging, stud.

(sad music continues)

Watch it, man. Jesus.

(sad rock music continues)

(sad rock music continues)

Dude, stop fucking pushing me.

Seriously, you do this every
fucking time you drink.

What'd you say to me, bitch?

No one talks to Jax like that.

Hey, didn't your mom ever
teach you how to talk to a lady?

Didn't your mommy ever teach you

to mind your own fucking business?

(punch thuds)

[Dave] Oh.

[Riley] Oh my gosh.

Dang it.

I, I am so, so sorry.

(Riley exhales)

Thank you.

Yeah, don't mention it.

Fuck you, bitch!

(patrons gasp)

[Patron] Hold on a second.

I'm done, and I'm not coming back.

(Jax grunting)

Jax out!

I'm done with this shit, homie!

I guess Jax is out.

Fucking psychopath.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I, I actually feel pretty good,

kind of like 140 pound tool
is lifted off my chest.

(Dave laughing)

You look a bit lighter.

Yeah. Um, can, can I buy a drink?

Maybe get you some ice?

Tequila on the rocks, extra rocks.

I would love that.

I'll have a whiskey instead of tequila.

Sure thing. I'll be right back.

Thank you.

I'll be here.

(patrons chattering)
(faint groovy music)

(footsteps)

[Riley] Um, here you go.

Thank you.

Cheers.
(glasses clinking)

Cheers.

And to think this wasn't
the worst part of my night.

Yeah, um, I kind of saw
what happened earlier.

It looked pretty brutal.

Sorry.

I have trouble minding my own business.

That's, that's totally fine.

Clearly I do too.

Well, thank you for stepping in.

Yeah, don't mention it.

Mm. Hi, I'm Riley.

Hi, Riley. I'm Dave.

Nice to meet you, Dave.

And, um, yeah, I, I,

I know I probably shouldn't
be telling you this,

it may make me sound kind of judgemental.

And I'm all about women supporting women

and girl power and everything,

but just to help ease
this thing a little bit,

you did kind of dodge a bullet.

Oh, did I?

Yes. You totally, totally did.

And, just so you know,

that girl kind of only goes
for rich pricks anyway.

Oh. Oh, okay.

Oh, well, thank you for telling me that.

- Yep.
- That makes me feel

a lot better.

Yeah, right.

You wanna know something else?

- Yes.
- She doesn't even play pool.

- Really?
- Yes, really.

I, I swear on my sweet, sweet
grandmother Edith's grave.

Oh, Grandmother Edith's dead.

I'm so sorry. Nobody told me.

Missed the memo.

It's okay. It's, it's okay.

She was kind of a bitch anyway.

(Dave laughing)

No, like, seriously.

She comes in here with that pool cue

hung over her shoulder

so that guys will think
that she's the cool chick

who's down with pool in dive bars, but-

(Dave exhaling)

Nobody in here has seen
her play pool, like, not,

not even once.

That's really weird.

It's totally, totally weird.

I mean, you don't want
none of that, do you?

No, I don't want none
of that. (laughing)

Get that away. (laughing)

Anyway, these are my friends,

and we're all polling together,

and this is kind of our stomping ground.

You're, you're welcome to join us

for maybe like a few drinks, a few games-

- Uh.
- That's if you're up for it.

Yeah. I mean, yeah.

I guess, yeah.

Why not? Sure.

Let me ask you a question.

You're not an Instagram model, are you?

No, it has always been a dream of mine.

(Dave laughing)

I knew it.

I'm gonna stay here.

Let's go meet your friends.

[Riley] All right, cool.

Everybody, this is Dave.

(group chattering)

Hi, Dave.

- How you doing?
- It's good.

This lovely lady is Alexis.

Hello, lovely Alexis.

She is a bit into me, you know?

Uh-oh. Look out.

- Your shot.
- Get me in line.

You wanna get in line?

(bright acoustic music)

(bright music continues)

(bright music continues)

Whoa, hey.

(bright music continues)

(muffled speaking)

I'm Dave!

(music drowns out chattering)

Yesterday? I just met you tonight.

What?

That bastard.

(bright music)

(group chattering)

[Group] Whoo!

(bright music continues)

(bright music continues)

[Riley] The water's fine.

[Dave] Um.

Come on. They water's fine.

Maybe we should just slow things down

like a little bit.

I should just let you get some sleep.

I had a good time tonight.

(door squeaking)

Hey, Mom.

[Mom] Oh hi, honey.

Just wanted to call and tell you

what a great night I had.

[Mom] Oh, yay.

Met this girl named Riley.

[Mom] Ooh.

Yep, at this dive bar.

And I don't know, I think,

I think things are getting better,

- for sure.
- Oh, honey.

I'm gonna be okay.

[Mom] I know you are.

I love you, Mom.

- I love you too.
- Just wanted to call

and tell you that.

[Mom] Oh, thanks sweetheart.

Bye.

(door closing)

And now you just go to
the, uh, third hook.

Yeah.

♪ Thinking of you ♪

♪ A lot ♪

And then right there,

the guitar solo, like, will come in,

just kind of play it out.

Hey, guys. You sound really good.

Um, hey, Sara.

Hey, girl.

- Hey.
- Hey.

How are you feeling?

Um, I, I'm okay,

just like little headache

and kind of like a lot embarrassed.

Um, did you sleep on the couch?

Oh. Yeah, yeah.

Nothing for you to be embarrassed about.

I mean, if anybody should be embarrassed,

it should be me because
I lost to you in pool

like 10 times.

And don't worry about the couch.

It's, it pulls out into
this amazing mattress,

literally like sleeping
on a cloud from heaven.

Thank you for letting
me have that experience.

Yeah, um, you're welcome then, I guess.

Uh, and, uh, no need to be
embarrassed by your pool game.

I mean, everybody loses to the beast.

I had no idea that you were, like,

such a talented musician.

I mean, you're really, really good.

Yeah. Yeah.

That's, uh, one of my many hidden talents.

So do you wanna uh...

if you wanna stick around for a while,

I can make you some food.

Like, I make a mean omelet.

I should probably get going.

It's tempting, though,

but I gotta get home
and, like, grade papers.

And I got class, so.

We should just ditch these two losers

and go out and get some
real food, you know,

like pizza or like sushi, waffles,

or pancakes, whatever you want.

I'm easy.

I do love a California
roll in the morning,

especially after a long night drinking.

But, um, I, I'm really
not hungry or anything.

I'm just kind of like stinky.

Too much pool and tequila.

You smell good to me, my lady.

I'm joking.

You wanna, uh, let me
get you something to go.

I'll, I'm, I'll box it up for you.

Would you like some fruit

or like a chocolate milk or something?

(Riley laughing)

[Riley] Uh, I'm, I'm
okay. Thank you though.

That's really very nice of you.

Yeah, no.

So, um, hey, can I get your number?

Yeah, of course.

Your phone number?

Maybe, like, I can call you

or do something this week

- or weekend, or whenever.
- Yeah.

No, of course.

Actually I really like that.

Just gimme, like, one second.

My phone?

There you go.

Oh. Oh. (laughing)

- Okay. Okay.
- What? Stop.

I'm trying to write here.

That, that tickles.

Almost done.

They have phones for this?

But it's more fun this way.

What is that? Is that a one or a seven?

[Riley] It's, uh, it's
kinda part of the challenge.

Challenge accepted.

Okay. Cool.

Call me, though.

I will call you.

- Okay. Cool.
- Yeah. Thank you-

- Thank you.
- For your number.

I will be calling.

Can I call you a ride now, so, um-

- Yeah, good.
- I'll walk you out

and it'll be like two minutes.

Okay, cool.

Bye, guys. See you, Sara.

Bye.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

(soft guitar music)

(Dave sighing)

So I was thinking, like,
whenever I call, like,

if you wanna do this, like,

we can either go-

(music drowns out Dave)

[Mom] Hi, sweetie. How are you?

Hi, mom. I'm nervous.

Uh, I'm really, I'm really nervous,

and I don't know.

I just, I wanna ask Riley
out, and I don't know.

[Mom] Oh, sweetie, don't be nervous.

She'll love you, everybody does.

And if she doesn't, she
doesn't deserve you.

Yeah, I hope so. (chuckles)

I do hope so.

I just don't know if,

am I ready?

Is it, is it too soon?

[Mom] Honey, you are such a sweet boy.

Just let the relationship grow naturally.

Remember, you are smart, you are handsome,

and everyone loves you.

[Mom] Yes. Thank you, mom.

Thank you so much. I love you.

You're welcome, sweetie. Goodbye.

(horn honking)

Hello, Riley.

[Person On Phone] Who's this?

Hello?

It's Dave.

Is Riley there?

No, Dave. Riley's not here.

Who the fuck is Riley?

And who the fuck are you?

I am sorry. I am sorry.

I think I have the wrong number.

Yeah, you must have have, buddy.

Don't fucking call back.

Fucking idiots!

(dog barking)

(bed squeaking)

(vehicle engine rumbling)

Hello, Riley. It's Dave.

[Person On Phone] Who?

Uh, Dave.

I, I met you at the bar,
Charlie's, the dive bar.

Um, I, I, I don't,

I don't think I know a Dave.

Oh, oh, okay.

- Um-
- I'm, I'm sorry.

Maybe, maybe you have the
wrong number or something.

Yes, maybe I do.

I'm so sorry.

I'm, I'm, I'm just fucking with you.

Yeah, I am-

(Dave laughing)

That's funny.

That's a funny one.

I actually didn't think

you were gonna wanna talk to me again.

I was kind of a mess
when I left your place.

Yeah, you were definitely a train wreck.

That's me.

No, no, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

Girl, please.

Your mess is my black tie.

[Riley] Well, that is sweet,

but it's also kinda like a little bit sad.

It's sad but true, yeah.

Hey, I wanted to call and ask you

if you'd like to go out with me Saturday.

Yeah, Saturday would be perfect.

But I will only go

if you bring your guitar

and those beautiful pipes of yours.

You have yourself a deal, darling.

Do you like sushi or omelets?

[Riley] Surprise me.

Okay, I will do that.

I will see you Saturday.

Okay, I'll see you then.

Okay, I will see you then.

And I can't wait.

Me too.

Hey, text me your address.

Okay. Bye, Dave.

Okay.

Fucking idiot.

(Dave deeply inhales)

(Dave sighing)

Hey, Mom.

Well, I asked her out and she said yes.

[Mom] Oh, that's nice, dear.

I'm happy for you.

Thanks, Mom.

She's great.

Like, she's really fun.

She's smart, she's pretty.

I think that you'd really like her.

[Mom] I'm sure I would dear.

I'm just happy that you like her.

I do, like, I really do.

[Mom] Oh, good.

(Dave sighing)

[Mom] Dear, that's nice.

Yeah.

Well, I'm gonna go,

but I just wanted to call
you and tell you that,

and that I love you and I miss you.

[Mom] Oh, I miss you too, Dan.

Mom. It's Dave.

[Mom] Oh, yes, of course, Dave.

I miss you too, darling.

Goodbye.

[Mom] Goodbye.

(birds chirping)

[Riley] Wow, so you
really went with sushi?

[Dave] I did. Yeah.

You gonna get one?

Yeah.

Or you're just gonna play with it?

No. What is that in the middle, anyway?

That's an omelet.

I couldn't decide which one to go for,

so I went with both.

Um, that sounds disgusting, but, yeah,

actually it kind of works.

Sushi is a bold choice for a picnic.

Oh, yeah. You gotta go bold.

That's the only way to do it.

Yeah, indeed.

It's really good, though.

Thank you.

Where'd you get it from anyway?

I made it.

What?

- I made it.
- No, you didn't.

- Yes I did.
- No, you didn't.

Bullshit. I made it.

Nobody makes their own sushi.

I do. I do.

Well-

- Yeah.
- It's pretty impressive.

Thank you.

I mean, he cooks, he sings,

and he plays a mean guitar.

Seriously, how haven't you
been snatched up already?

I don't know. I am kind of amazing.

What can I say?

It's crazy, right?

- Yeah. A little bit.
- I mean, no, no, um,

(Dave sighing)

well, I just got out of this
long relationship, I mean,

semi-recently, and so
I haven't really wanted

to meet anybody until now.

Yeah, me too.

Just got out of a relationship,
and a pretty shitty one.

But I guess you kind of already knew that.

Oh yeah, that one.

I felt that.

Sorry.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

No, it's okay.

It's fine.

I was so embarrassed.

You were embarrassed?

- I can't-
- I got bitch slapped

with his hand to my nose.

Yeah, he does that.

Awful.

Sorry.

That's okay.

You know, I just wanted to
tell you and be upfront.

I am in between jobs

and I'm in between living situations.

And I know that's not like a
big turn on for most women,

but I will say that

- you should.
- Oh, shit.

I totally, I totally, totally forgot.

I have something, like
really important to do today

and I kind of need to get home.

Okay. Yeah, no.

Yeah, it's, um,

it's my dog and it's her birthday and I,

I swear I promised her
I'd take her to this ball.

No, that's fine. That's totally cool.

I understand.

Yeah. I'm totally kidding.

- I'm totally kidding.
- Oh.

Sorry.

(Dave laughing)

- Sorry.
- That's funny.

That's a good joke.

- You're hill-
- No, I'm not.

- You're hilarious.
- No.

- I'm really not funny.
- No, you're really funny.

I try.

That was a good one.

That was a good one.

I liked it.

Good joke.

- Okay.
- Good joke.

- Stop.
- You got me.

- Sorry.
- Funny.

Pocket that one.

Um.

You know, like, seriously though, I mean,

sometimes things happen
when we're transitioning

in between situations.

I mean, it's not always
about where you are now,

it's about where you're going, right?

Amen to that.

So, like, uh, what's your plan?

I mean, where do you
wanna be in five years?

Five years.

Um, wow, that feels like a century.

I, well, I wanna have my own place,

my own place to live.

I don't wanna live,
you know, with roomies.

[Riley] Sure.

I would love to have
a good paying job, like,

something having to do with music.

It's kind of my thing, you know?

And maybe, maybe start a family.

- Yeah.
- But you know what?

I gotta meet the right girl for that.

And I have not met anyone that I like.

- Uh-huh, not like-
- Like, at all.

Not like one?

- Not one.
- Not one.

Like, I don't like any-

Don't like anybody.

Any girl.

(Riley laughing)

I haven't met one I like.

Okay, nice.

I'm joking.

Ah, you got me.

I like, I like you.

- Oh.
- I just said that out loud.

Oh my god.

- That's embarrassing.
- Thank you.

No, no. I like you too.

Thank you.

So, um,

there's a music teacher position

opening at my school.

I don't know if you'd be interested,

but I could put in like
a recommendation for you

if you want.

I mean, it's not like the dream job,

but you would be sharing
your love of music

with impressionable young minds.

Yes.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Like a "School of Rock"
kind of thing, right?

Well, except I would be a
more handsome Jack Black.

Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, like, kind of,

but Jack Black was
pretty hot in that movie.

Oh, no, no.

Yeah, no, totally.

Jack Black is hot in that movie.

Yeah.

- Yeah. Okay.
- Oh, yeah.

I love this idea.

I would love to be considered.

Yeah. Okay, awesome.

I will, I'll talk to the
principal on Monday then.

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

- Sounds groovy.
- You are welcome.

That's cool.

(ice cream truck music playing)

Nice park.

(birds chirping)

[Riley] Hey, um, you
wanna get out of here?

Yes. Yes.

Maybe go for a walk,
like, feed the ducks.

Oh yeah, that sounds great.

- Let's do that.
- Okay.

- Yeah.
- Cool.

Just gimme, like, one second.

Okay.

What?

What?

That's awesome.

[Riley] What? It's a hat.

It's a great hat.

It's a great hat.

Am I embarrassing you?

No, no, no.

It's like we're gonna go
on a safari now. (laughing)

No, I love it, like, I really do.

My dad had a hat like that when I was 10.

Your dad has very good taste then.

He had excellent taste.

You look good.

- Okay.
- You look adorable.

- Thank you.
- Riley, you look so good.

- Thank you.
- So good.

- Look at this.
- Okay. I got it.

- I got it. You wanna-
- It's breathable,

it's durable.

You look so good.

You wanna, you wanna go?

Yes, let's go.

Okay. All right, cool.

Okay, let's go, let's
go look for the ducks.

Yeah. (chuckles)

All right.

- Safari time.
- Okay.

♪ There was a time ♪

♪ One time ♪

♪ Had to change his mind ♪

♪ One time ♪

♪ Had to let it go ♪

♪ One time ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ And head on ♪

♪ One time ♪

♪ There was a time ♪

♪ One time ♪

♪ Time to let it go ♪

♪ One time ♪

♪ Had to set it free ♪

♪ One time ♪

♪ To hole and head on ♪

♪ One time ♪

♪ Don't you see- ♪

Hey.

You look so pretty.

Thank you.

Oh my gosh. You got me flowers.

Yes.

They're so pretty. Thank you.

You're very welcome.

(Riley gasps)

You bring me a hat?

I love it!

- Awesome.
- Do you like it? It

- It looks perfect.
- Yeah?

You look great.

(horn honking)

♪ Oh and head on ♪

♪ One time ♪

Hey lady, you forgot your hat.

♪ Don't you steal away ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Don't you steal away ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Don't you steel away ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ The angel in his eye ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ There was a time ♪

♪ Had to change his mind ♪

♪ One time to go ♪

♪ To go ♪

♪ Had to let it go ♪

♪ A time to go ♪

♪ To go ♪

♪ Oh, and head on ♪

♪ A time to go ♪

♪ Goodbye, my girl ♪

♪ Goodbye, my girl ♪

♪ Goodbye, my girl ♪

♪ Goodbye, my girl ♪

(acoustic guitar music)
(surf pounding)

♪ You want to go here ♪

♪ Go there ♪

♪ Tell me where I'm taking you ♪

♪ I don't care ♪

♪ As long as I'm taking ♪

♪ Care of you ♪

♪ Ask me and I'll tell you ♪

♪ What's around the corner ♪

♪ It's something new ♪

♪ As long as I'm taking ♪

♪ Care of you ♪

(gentle guitar music)

♪ Tell me something different ♪

♪ I've heard it all before ♪

♪ Are you any different ♪

♪ Maybe not, but maybe so ♪

♪ Good girl ♪

♪ Tell you no ♪

♪ Come a little closer ♪

♪ Just let go ♪

♪ As long ♪

♪ As I'm taking care of you ♪

You're so talented.

No, no.

You are.

Thanks. Thanks.

And handsome and, like,
really, really funny.

Well, thank you.

You're very sweet.

And, you know, all the kids
at school totally love you.

Hey, I even overheard Mikey Andrews

saying that he wanted to invite
you to his birthday party

so that all of his friends
can listen to you play.

Mikey Andrews said that?

- Yeah.
- Oh, that's funny.

(Dave laughing)

You know, I never got
invited to a birthday party.

I mean, I used to be the cool teacher,

but now it's all Mr. Dave
this and Mr. Dave that.

I mean, how can math and science compete

with a hot, young rock star?

I think math and science
is pretty cool actually.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

- Above ground?
- Yeah.

Especially science.

- Oh, yeah?
- Mm-hmm.

I like biology too.

And anatomy.

(Dave laughing)

I love anatomy.

(waves crashing)

[Riley] Um, come on.

Let's go for a walk.

[Dave] Yeah, let's do it.

(waves crashing)

Come on.

(Dave laughing)

[Game Character] So you
won't be leaving my area

with the crystals.

I swear it.

(device shooting)

Hey, man.

What's going on?

I'm just getting ready for work.

[Ryan] Mm-hmm.

Weird seeing you up this early.

(lively music)

Are you still liking the job or what?

Oh yeah.

Man, it's awesome.

The kids are, like, amazing.

And the music, they love the music.

It's, I mean,

it's like I'm this young
rock star, you know?

But they're eight, they're
eight-year-olds, so.

I love it.

And I get to see Riley every day.

All right. That's great man.

So, speaking of Riley,
you guys porking yet?

What? No.

Dude.

(Ryan laughing)

Don't say that.

That is a no.

Just shut up, please.

Dude, what has it been, like six months?

A month and a half?

Look, all I'm saying is you guys been

on a hell of a lot of, uh,
beach dates and park dates.

Ryan, I like the park.

I know you like the park, Dave.

That's not the point.

When are you guys gonna go on
some bedroom dates, you know,

some backseat dates,

some hotel room dates, some shower dates,

some kitchen floor dates,
you know what I mean?

Yeah, I do know what you mean, Ryan.

The walls are quite thin,

so I hear you and Sara porking it a lot.

[Game Character] You pesky little rat.

Yeah, well, I hate to
break it to you, buddy but,

my house.

I know,

I know.

We are getting there, okay?

We talk and then we end
up talking a lot more.

And, (sighing)

I don't know, I don't know.

Look, Dave, the longer you wait,

the harder it's gonna be to initiate.

Great. Thank you.

That's great advice.

Mm-hmm.

Well, good talk, bud.

Have fun with the kiddos.

(controller clicking)

♪ The babies on the bus ♪

♪ Go wah, wah, wah ♪

♪ All through the town ♪

All right.

Whoo.
(all applauding)

All right. All right.

Good job.

So, okay,

a birthday party would not be complete

without singing the birthday song.

Mr. Mikey Andrews, get up here buddy.

- Whoo.
- All right.

Give it up, give it up for Mikey Andrews.

(children clapping)

Show your appreciation.

All right.

(gentle music)

Ready?

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday, dear Mikey ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

(children applauding)

Whoo! (laughing)

All right. Yeah.

Mikey

(children laughing)

Mikey!

No!

Oh, okay.

Okay, guys.

All right. All right.

All right, you guys.

That's good, that's good, that's good.

Okay. Okay.

(children laughing)

(gentle music)

Hey, guys, help me out here.

Well, you think I'm fucking funny.

Huh, am I here to fucking amuse you?

Huh? Huh?

And what am I, a fucking clown?

(Dave laughing)

Seriously, that is like
the best "Casino" reenactment

that I've ever seen.

I mean, your Joe Pesci is
like top five at least.

Yes.

[Server] Hope you
enjoyed your meal tonight.

Are you done playing with your food,

or can I take that plate from you?

No, take it.

You got it man.

It was delicious, by the way.

[Server] Very glad.

- You, ma'am?
- I'm all done.

It was so good. Thank you.

(Dave chuckles)

So, so, uh,

so do you prefer, like,

a "My Cousin Vinny" Joe Pesci or, like,

a "Home Alone" Joe Pesci?

[Riley] Mm, kind of I think
I like all your Joe Pesci.

Oh.

(both laughing)

Hey, why don't we,

why don't we go and watch

a little Joe Pesci back at my place?

I thought you'd never ask.

(gentle piano music)

What? That.

Come on, that was, Tomei from, like,

from "My Cousin Vinny."

Is that what that was?

[Riley] You did Pesci, so I did Tomei.

Come on. It was good.

[Dave] A little
disappointed in you, Riley.

It was funny.

I'm fucking with you, though.

I was good.

[Riley] It's okay. Thank, thank you.

That was really good.

Thank you.

(gentle piano music)
(patrons chattering)

I'm gonna go make a quick phone call.

I'll be right back.

I'll be here.

[Dave] Don't you go anywhere.

(gentle music)
(patrons chattering)

(Riley sighing)

Would you and "The Italian Job"

like anything for dessert tonight?

No, I think we're good. Thank you.

No worries.

(gentle music)
(patrons chattering)

(Riley sighing)

(gentle music continues)

(Riley sighing)

Thank you.

(gentle music continues)
(patrons chattering)

(Riley sighing)

(patrons chattering)

[Dave] Let's get out of here.

Yep, sure, let's go.

(gentle music)

(sensual music)

(Dave breathing heavily)

[Vocalist] You know, you
make me feel so many this.

I don't know where to start.

[Dave] You're so beautiful.

[Vocalist] I guess I could start with,

I guess I could start with.

♪ You ♪

♪ You make me feel so good inside ♪

♪ And that is why ♪

♪ I'm coming home to you ♪

♪ You ♪

♪ You make me feel so good inside ♪

♪ And that is why, girl ♪

♪ I'm coming home to you ♪

♪ When I try ♪

♪ Try to get next to you ♪

♪ Try to make you hold me too ♪

♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ When I try ♪

♪ Try to get next to you ♪

♪ Do the things you told me to ♪

♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ You ♪
♪ You make me feel good ♪

♪ You make me feel so good inside ♪

♪ That's why ♪
♪ You make me feel good ♪

♪ I'm coming home to you ♪

♪ You make me feel good inside ♪

♪ You ♪

♪ You make me feel good inside ♪

♪ You make me feel so good inside ♪

♪ You make me feel good ♪

♪ That is why ♪

♪ You make me feel good ♪

♪ I'm coming home to you ♪

♪ You make me feel good ♪

I told you we weren't gonna
win the costume contest.

Nobody even knew who we were.

Baby, We should have gone with cats.

I like our costumes.

Thank you, Sara.

I think we look great.

I mean, I can't help it if he world's lost

its appreciation for classic cinema.

No, no, no.

This one's on you, babe.

This is on you. You didn't do that-

- That T-Rex was fucking
hilarious, though.

- Classic.
- Fine.

Top, underrated horror
movie of all time?

Go.

I said it before,

I'll say it again, "Wrong Turn 2."

- Yes.
- Without a doubt,

one of the best underrated
horror films of all time.

Top five at least.

It's got titties, it has
gore, it has cannibalism,

it has drama,

it has fucking reality television.

Come on.

You know that you're the worst, right?

Come on, "WT 2" had its moments.

See? He knows what he's talking about.

Fine, Riley.

What is your favorite
underrated horror film,

little Miss I went to film
school for half a semester.

Well, everybody knows
that it's "Vampire's Kiss."

- What?
- What?

[Ryan] Can you even call that a horror?

Um, yeah.

Nicholas Cage was absolutely terrifying.

Uh, I like "Jawbreaker."

Yeah, you do, baby.

Now Rose McGowan was terrifying.

- Boo!
- Hey!

I didn't mean to scare you guys.

[Ryan] Man.

All right. I'm Michael.

I'm taking over for Tommy.

He had to take off.

Yeah.

He had a bad case of the runs.

(group laughing)

Two Christian Slaters?

Christian Slater, circa '88,

in the cult classic "Heathers."

That's right.

[Michael] And Christian Slater, '94,

from the Tarantino
classic, "True Romance."

You got it, Michael.

That's it.

And you must be Alabama Worley.

You got it darling.

Nice. And Veronica Sawyer.

Color me impressed. (chuckles)

[Michael] If there's
anything I could get you,

don't hesitate to holler.

- All right, thank you.
- Thank you Michael.

Oh, and happy Halloween.

[Group] Happy Halloween to you.

And remember, kids,

you can pump up the volume.

(all laughing)

- Yes.
- Oh, man.

See, Michael gets it.

[Ryan] Oh my god.

Come on.

Jesus Christ, enough.

I think I have to go to the bathroom.

I'll be right back.

(door closing)

(wind blowing)

I should go to the bathroom, too.

Yep. Okay.

Mm-hmm.

(wind blowing)

Yes! Yes!

(Dave moaning)

[Ryan] Mm-hmm.

(Sara chuckles)

(Dave and Riley moaning)

[Dave] Yeah.

Yeah, baby.

(Dave and Riley moaning)

(Dave laughing)

Mm.

Scumbags.

You guys are the worst.

Ready babe.

(chair scraping)

You guys are the worst.

(chair scrapes)

(acoustic guitar music)

(audience cheering)

♪ My hand does not ♪

♪ Star ♪

(audience cheering)

♪ My hand does not ♪

♪ Star ♪

♪ Thinkin' of you ♪

♪ A lot ♪

♪ My eyes are locked ♪

♪ Tight ♪

♪ My eyes are locked ♪

♪ Tight ♪

(acoustic guitar music)

♪ Dreaming of you ♪

♪ A lot ♪

(group laughing)

(acoustic guitar music)

♪ Everyone's got open hands ♪

♪ And they can knock you where you stand ♪

(cheering drowns out Dave)

♪ And everyone can take a bite ♪

♪ Everyone in the world is free ♪

♪ To be my just ♪

♪ Like they should be ♪

♪ What once got me sympathy ♪

♪ Is what they'll use to bury me ♪

♪ Thinking of you ♪

♪ A lot ♪

(audience cheering)

Thank you. Thank you.

Shut the fuck up.

I want to remind you all here

to celebrate my boy Dave for his birthday.

My best friend in the whole world.

Well, happy birthday, Dave.

All right, I appreciate
everybody being here.

You're awesome. I love you all.

Pa, pa, pa, pa.

Something special for you.

Not over yet.

Okay. Okay.

Hang out right here.

♪ Happy birthday ♪

♪ To you ♪

♪ Happy birthday ♪

♪ To you ♪

♪ Happy birthday ♪

♪ Dear Dave ♪

♪ Happy birthday ♪

♪ To you ♪

(group cheering and chattering)

- Thank you.
- Love you.

[Attendee] Come on. Let's go.

[Attendee] Did you hear that?

So, how are you and Ryan?

I haven't been seeing
you guys around as much.

Yeah, we've been great.

We've just been hanging
out with his family a lot,

who I just love. (chuckles)

Anyway, he's the best.

It's funny because I really wasn't looking

for anything serious,

and it just kind of happened.

And, I mean, who would've thought

I'd end up with a tech guy?

I always thought I'd end up with, like,

a basketball player. (laughing)

Yeah, me too.

Totally thought I'd be
with a basketball player

or something.

But I'm really happy.

He's such a good change of pace.

Yeah.

I'm really happy for you guys.

So how are you and Dave?

Oh, yeah, we're great.

You know, he's super sweet and funny,

and really, really
sensitive and it's just,

it's really refreshing not
being with another asshole.

But there's this, like,

one thing that's been
really bothering me lately.

He farts in the bed?

(Riley chuckles)

Um, no.

If I tell you,

can you please just promise

not to say anything to anyone,

especially not to Ryan?

Yeah, your secret's safe with me.

Okay, you know I haven't even,
like, said anything to him.

I don't know if I wanna
make a big deal about it,

or whatever, but like,

it would be really nice to
hear another girl's insight.

[Sara] Yeah, you can tell me.

Okay, uh, he's been making
these phone calls like a lot.

You know, like, sometimes when we're out,

he will kind of excuse himself,

or when we're at parties,
he will go off and,

even sometimes, like in
the middle of the night,

I can hear him on the phone talking.

You think he has, like,

another girlfriend or something?

That's what I thought at first, too,

but after, like,
overhearing him a few times,

I realized he's actually
been talking to his mom.

(Sara spits)

I'm sorry. (chuckles)

That's so weird.

I mean, what's, like, worse,

like a girl or like a
mamma's boy? (laughing)

Yeah, it's totally, totally weird.

And he never talks about her, like ever.

Even if I ask him questions,

he'll kinda just change
the subject or whatever.

You know, I haven't met her or anything.

Like, you would think after
all this time together,

he'd at least have introduced me or, like,

we'd have a Zoom call or
brunch or something, right?

I don't know.

That sounds kind of weird to me.

And then, like, Ryan's mom loves me.

We go, like, shopping,
like all those things.

And, I mean, she's the best.

It's, um, I know,

Yeah, that's, that's really, really nice.

It's really nice.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hey, baby.

Happy birthday.

Oh, thank you.

I love you so much.

I love you.

What are you drinking?

[Riley] Are you having a good birthday?

I got good beer.

- Mm-hmm.
- I got good music.

- Yeah.
- And great friends.

Mm.

And anything else?

And the best girl I could ask for.

[Dave] Mm.

[Riley] Thank you.

[Dave] Mm-hmm.

Yo, stop!

My god.

Jesus, enough.

It's my birthday.

Yeah, I know. I want some too.

I love you.

I love you, too.

[Tyler] Happy birthday.

- Tyler.
- Hey, Tyler.

You look really cool.

Look at this fit.

(group laughing)

Dave, happy birthday, my guy.

Thank you, Tyler.

Thank you for coming.

Appreciate it.

Oh my God. Who is that?

She is beautiful.

My friend Stacy.

And she is single.

You should go talk to her.

Dave, happy birthday.

I gotta go.

[Dave] Go.

[Tyler] See you guys, later.

(all laughing)

Well, you stay right here?

I will be back.

- Okay?
- Okay.

All right.

(rock music)

(Sara faintly speaking)

Hey, Mom, it's my birthday.

[Mom] Yes, I know dear. Happy birthday.

Thank you. Thanks.

Man, I wish you were here, Mom.

[Mom] Oh, I wish I was
there too, sweetheart.

Are you having a nice birthday?

I am. It's, it's amazing.

Like, all my friends are here.

And we've been playing music all night.

And Riley's here.

I just, I mean, it's perfect,

except that you're not here.

[Mom] I'm sorry dear.

I wish I could be.

I wish you could be too.

I love you mom.

[Mom] I, I, I-

(static buzzing)

Mom?

I, I know honey.

I love you too.

Mom?

I love you.

♪ My eyes are locked ♪

Hey, baby.

Hey.

What's wrong?

Are you upset?

No. Um, no.

You mad at me?

- No.
- You mad at me?

No.

Come on, just,

you should go, like,

go have fun with your friends.

Go drink too much alcohol.

Yeah.

What are you doing with me?

- Okay. All right, all right.
- Okay.

- Are you good?
- Yeah, of course.

This is your birthday.

I want you to have fun.

I will. I love you.

I love you.

I'll be back in a bit.

Okay. I'll be here.

- Okay.
- All right.

Hey, wait up.

Love you.

(rock music)

Yeah. Here we go.

(lively guitar music)

[Ryan] Wonderful.

Yeah.

All right. All right.

- Thanks.
- This is the best.

There's no family, there's no bullshit,

just my best friend Dave, my
number one girl, and Riley.

Hey!

Shut the fuck up, I'm kidding.

You know, I love you.

You're the best thing that's
ever happened to Dave.

I like you too.

Wonderful.

And on that beautiful moment,

I have something to ask my little lady.

♪ Sara ♪

♪ No time is a good time ♪

♪ For goodbye ♪

[Sara] (laughing) So good.

Thank you.

Sara, you're the most-

Oh, my God. (laughing)

Mm-hmm.

(Ryan sighing)

You are the most beautiful, amazing,

funny person that I've ever met.

And I never thought that I would do this.

And I don't mean to sound cheesy,

but you give my life meaning.

[Sara] Mm.

(Riley and Dave laughing)

I never thought I would do this.

I always thought I would
be like the single,

super handsome guy who dates, like,

multiple models simultaneously

and takes 'em out on yachts.

I just need one model in my life,

and it's you, baby.

Sara, will you make me the happiest man

in the world?

Will you marry me?

[Sara] Yes, of course, baby.

- Oh my gosh.
- Aw,

congratulations.

(Dave and Riley clapping)

(sentimental piano music)

Aw.

Congratulations, buddy.

[Sara] Thank you. It's so beautiful.

That is so beautiful.

(Sara laughing)

(romantic piano music)

(Sara laughing)

[Riley] Congratulation.
(Ryan sighing)

Thank you.

- Oh.
- Thank you.

This is crazy, man.

Cheers to my best friend
and his future wife.

You two are perfect for each other.

You know, I never thought Ryan

would find his female counterpart,

but he did.

So, I love you both.

You're my favorite people
in the whole universe.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

Congratulations.

[Sara] Thank you. (laughing)

[Dave] Mm.

(Sara chuckling)

I will be right back.

Celebrate.

[Sara] Oh my gosh, you did so good.

Thank you.

You did so good. (laughing)

I like the way it just shines

and looks perfect on my finger, you know?

It's really pretty.

[Sara] Thank you.

You did good, Ryan.

[Ryan] Thank you.

Riley, I know you're
upset about something.

You haven't talked to me since last night.

I know you're upset about something.

It's nothing, I just,

I really don't feel
like talking right now.

Riley.

It's obviously not nothing.

This is the longest period of time

you've gone without saying anything.

No offense, but it's really not like you.

Thanks, that's really nice.

I don't mean it in a bad way, babe.

Your gift of language is one of the things

I fell in love with.

I love your chattiness.

Whatever.

I'm just,

I'm really not in the mood for this.

(page rustling)

(Dave hums)

Well, for someone
who's more introspective,

it makes me comfortable
when you talk to me.

Got it.

Can I please just drink
my coffee in peace?

I don't know what I
did wrong, but, sure.

Okay.

If you wanna do this
now, we can do this now.

What is wrong with me, Dave,

is that this relationship
has become stagnant.

I mean, we aren't going anywhere.

(Riley exhales sharply)

We've been together for, like,

close to a year now and
you're still living with Ryan.

And you never even talk about
moving in together anymore.

I thought that's what we both wanted,

but it's become painfully clear
to me that you just don't.

Yeah, this is the
first time you mentioned

that in a while,

so I didn't think you
minded the living situation.

Dave, it is exhausting.

I mean, I am tired of
driving over to your place

every day after work and
leaving shit at my place

where you never ever seem
to wanna go to anymore.

Besides how exhausting it is,

it's also kind of embarrassing.

Like, you would think

that at this point in our lives together,

we'd be past having roommates,

especially if we have each other.

Okay, I didn't realize
that it bothered you so much.

Riley,

Riley, we can go look for places tomorrow.

I mean, I wanna live with you, I do.

I love you.

I'm sorry things take me time.

It's more than just that, Dave.

It's also this thing with your mom.

I mean, you're always sneaking
off to talk to her, like,

sometimes at parties,

or in the middle of the night

when you think I'm sleeping,

I can hear you talking.

Riley, please.

You know, I don't even mind

that you have a close
relationship with your mother,

but it's like all this secrecy.

And, what, like, after 10 months,

you've never introduced me or anything.

I mean, if I'm so important to you,

why haven't I met her?

You are important to me, Riley, you are.

It's, it's, it's just,
like, complicated, and-

What could be so complicated?

I am either part of your life or I'm not.

You're part of my life.

You're my person.

I love you.

I love you too, Dave.

I just, I,

I really don't think
I can do this anymore.

I'm sorry.

Riley,

don't do that, please.

Sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm done.

I'm, I have, I can't.

I gotta go.

[Dave] Riley.

(footsteps clicking)

(door creaking)

Mom?

(blues guitar music)

(guitar music continues)

(Dave crying)

Shut the fuck up.

(Dave crying)

♪ Hey now ♪

♪ Take for granted ♪

♪ Those times you meant ♪

♪ To me ♪

(group hollers)

♪ I see your face ♪

♪ On the water ♪

Okay.

Riley, get your had in the game.

It's your shot, girl.

Sorry.

You got this, babe.

- Come on.
- Get ready

to get another turn, so-

[Attendee] Okay. All right.

Can you see it?

It's like right here.

- Can I touch it?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Right here?
- Yeah.

Oh my gosh, I felt,

I think it's true.

He's right.

There's something, like,

It feels soft like a normal
boob should feel like,

but there's like something
hard right here, like,

it has a hard core in the boob.

Is it on this side?

No, no.

This is just normal.

- Normal?
- Yeah.

♪ Because you're takin' my momma ♪

♪ And you're takin' her away from me ♪

(rock music)

♪ Say it now ♪

♪ Stay forever ♪

♪ Say it in your heart ♪

[Speaker] Jesus to the fifth one

and then he filled in the
box with a check mark.

Hello?

Earth to Riley.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, what were you saying?

Are you okay, honey?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.

I'm just, like, I'm really tired.

Sweetie, you need to get over him.

It's not worth it.

Yeah, I know.

You're right.

[Friend] It's gonna be a fun night.

So I get the box open and there's a gift.

It was so sweet.

It was like too little love hearts

on a bracelet with a chain.

I'm happy, I'm happy for you.

[Friend] Thank you.

(traffic passing)

(knocking on bar)

(snapping fingers)

[Dave] Mm. (murmurs)

It's time to go home, brother.

We're done for the night.

Let me get this.

You don't have to go home,

but you can't stay here.

(muffled TV voices)

(Jax burps and exhales)

[Jax] Glad you answered my call, baby.

Oh my gosh.

I knew you couldn't stay away.

Nobody can resist the Jax.

It's not, it's not possible. (laughing)

You are such a tool.

Come on, baby.

I know you miss this, huh?

Ugh.

Nope.

This, uh, this was a mistake.

Huh?

(Jax straining)

[Riley] Oh my God.

Seriously?

- Ah-ha!
- Jesus.

(Jax straining)

Hold on.

(Riley chuckles)

You know what?

This was a mistake.

I am sorry that I answered your call.

And don't fucking call me again, okay?

What? What?

You're gonna be a bitch again?

Huh?

Dude, oh my god.

- Oh, Jesus.
- Oh, okay.

- Bye, Jax. Have fun.
- Hold on.

- All right.
- Whoa!

Don't fucking call me.

Yeah.

(Jax straining)

All right, uh, what are we having today?

[Ryan] Turkey burger and fries.

Great choice.

I'll have the super food salad, please.

Riley always ordered
the super food salad.

Dude, everyone gets
the super food salad.

It's delicious.

And, what can I get you?

I just want Riley, man!

I just want Riley, okay.

Go get me Riley, please.

I should come back.

Yeah, just give us a minute.

Thank you.

(Dave crying)
(banging table)

(guitar strumming)

♪ Riley ♪

♪ Riley, I'm miss you ♪

♪ Where are you ♪

♪ Where's my Riley ♪

♪ I fucking miss her ♪

♪ Where are you? ♪

♪ Where are you? (crying) ♪

Where are, Riley?

(Dave bawling)

Sorry, guys. I'm actually
gonna have to ask you to leave.

You guys are disturbing the other guests.

- I want my Riley.
- Okay. No problem.

Sorry.

(whimsical music)

[Dave] Let's go find her

(gull cawing)

(wind whooshing)

(waves crashing)

Mom, I'm at our place.

(gentle music)

It's so beautiful here.

The waves are crashing.

The sun's shining.

The birds are flying, Mom.

[Mom] Oh, that's lovely dear. Oh.

The only thing missing is you and Riley.

Riley's gone now.

[Mom] Oh, darling. You sound upset.

I'm here for you.

I'm fine.

I'm fine.

[Mom] Are you?

Mm.

- Mom.
- Honey.

Do you remember when we
came here that last time?

[Mom] How could I forget?

It was right after dad died.

And we brought that wine
and we just sat for hours.

(Mom laughing)

I miss that day so much.

[Mom] Me too.

I miss him, Mom.

I know Dad was gone,

but it felt like both of you were with me.

[Mom] Oh, honey.

I'm fucking alone.

You're not alone.

I'm fuck-I'm alone.

[Mom] No, you're not alone.

I'm here.

But you're not here mom.

You're not here. You're not really here.

I'm so alone.

[Mom] Oh, sweetheart.

You're never alone.

I will always be with you.

No, I thought, I thought
Riley would always be here,

but she's gone now.

I'm such a fuck up mom.

I fucked it up like I fuck everything up.

[Mom] No you're not.

I just fucked it up.

[Mom] You did not, sweetie.

Remember, you are smart, you are handsome,

and everyone loves you.

Stop saying that.

Why do you always fucking say that?

[Mom] It's a beautiful
day today, day day day.

Mom?

What?

[Mom] It's beautiful day-

Mom?

(wind whooshing)
(gulls cawing)

(waves crashing)

(Dave heavily breathing)

(wind whooshing)
(gulls cawing)

(waves crashing)

(guitar strumming)

You mind?

It's free country.

Go ahead, brother.

(traffic passing)

You want some?

More for me.

(traffic passing)

(Dave sighing)

(strumming guitar)

♪ When you come home ♪

(traffics passing)

♪ I feel the same ♪

(hitting guitar)

(pensive music)

(Dave sighing)

(pensive music continues)

- Thank you.
- I love the outfit more,

it's kind of slick.

So romantic.

Thank you.

- Hi, Dave.
- Hey, Sara.

How are you?

I'm good. I'm good.

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

I'm fine, Sara.

Hey baby, can you just give us a minute?

- Of course.
- Wait upstairs.

(Dave sighing)

She's so nice.

I like her, I really like her.

I know.

Me too.

I'm so happy for you, man.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

You're welcome. (whimpering)

Look at me. It's gonna be okay.

No, it's not.

You're gonna be fine.

Ryan, it's not gonna be okay.

It's really not.

You're gonna get through this.

- No.
- Everything's gonna be fine.

I'm gonna be alone forever.

You're not gonna be alone forever.

You're not alone now, I'm here.

Thank you, Ryan.

I'm glad that you're here.

I'm glad you're here, Ryan.

Do you really think I lost her?

I don't know, dude.

It's been like two days.

It's been five days, Ryan.

Five days, and, dude she-

Listen, listen to me.

Look at me.

I know that she loves you.

And,

I know that if you clean yourself up,

and you start being the Dave

that I know you could be,

the Dave that's in here,

underneath this filthy
blanket of booze and BO.

Please talk to her for me.

Yeah.

Thank you.

- Yeah, I'll talk to her.
- Thank you.

- Thank you so much.
- Oh,

anything for you buddy.

[Dave] I love you so much.

- I love you too.
- Man, I love you, man.

[Ryan] I love you.

- Oh my god, you smell
- My, my boy,

- my boy.
- [Ryan] Holy shit.

You need to take a shower.

You need to take a shower

and you need to clean this up.

It's not right.

Get your life together.

I'm on it.

Put some fucking
clothes on, Sara's here.

Have a little respect.

[Dave] Just give us a hug.

Put the blanket back on!

[Dave] Give us a hug.

Don't walk away from your feelings, Ryan.

(soft jazz music)

Got this, you know?

- What?
- Yeah, just-

Oh my god! Congratulations.

- Yeah, thank you.
- Thank you.

Happy New Year.

- Happy New Year.
- So good to see you two.

You too, thank you.

Ooh.

The tiara's so cute.

I'm gonna go to the
bathroom, I'll be back.

Bye. Love you.

(soft jazz music)

(Ryan laughing)

For Megan Thee Stallion.

I was a fit model.

Okay.

I'm her same size, and then and-

- Everything-
- Hi Riley.

Hey.

Can I talk to you for a minute?

Yeah, sure, of course.

Uh, just gimme a sec, guys.

I'll be, I'll be back.

Sure.

(soft jazz music)

What's going on with you and Dave?

Last thing I remember, Christmas,

everybody's happy, lovey-dovey.

And now you're not around anymore

and Dave's depressed.

He won't get off the couch.

He won't even talk to me.

What's going on?

Things haven't been
fine with us for a while.

I mean, we've been having problems,

so I broke it off.

What problems?

What are you talking about?

I've never seen him so happy ever.

Then why is he keeping secrets from me?

I mean, there's just this
huge part of his life

that I'm, like, not
allowed to be a part of.

I mean, for one thing,

this thing with his mom,

he talks to her, like, constantly.

And I haven't been introduced or, like,

met her or anything.

- I mean-
- Riley.

What, is he ashamed of me?

No, no, no, no, Riley.

No, he's not ashamed of you.

He's in love with you.

He's crazy about you.

Then what is it?

'Cause I really, really don't understand.

I mean, you know,

I don't even really mind

a man being close with his mother,

but he talks to her, like, constantly.

I mean, he tells her things,
like, private things.

I mean, whenever we get in a fight

or like if we're having
a good day or a bad day.

You know, he goes to her for, like,

every single decision.

I mean, I wanna be that person for him.

Oh my god, Riley, you have no I-

Fuck! How could he not have told you?

- Fucking-
- Tell, till me what?

Ah, fuck!

Promise me that you won't say a word.

Promise me that Dave doesn't find out

that I'm the one that told you this.

Yes, I swear I won't say anything.

Okay.

Oh my God. He's gonna fucking, come here.

(mellow music)

(knocking on door)

(water flowing)

Hey.

You look beautiful.

Thank you.

How are you?

Uh, not great.

(water flowing)

I miss you.

I miss you, too.

Would you wanna go for, like, a walk,

maybe to talk or something?

Like, really talk?

Yeah, of course.

I'll go grab my coat, okay?

(water flowing)

(door closing)

(wind blowing)

(bright music)
(gulls cawing)

[Dave] Hey, Mom.

[Mom] Oh, hi, dear.

How are you?

I'm good.

- Oh, good.
- I'm good.

[Mom] There, there. It's okay sweetie.

Everything will be okay.

Mom, I will never stop
missing the sound of your voice.

[Mom] Oh, honey. It'll be all right.

I just miss you so much.

[Mom] I know, sweetheart.

I miss you too.

Okay, Mom.

I gotta go.

[Mom] Oh, okay.

I love you.

[Mom] I love you, too.

(waves crashing)

(Dave whimpering)

(wind blowing)

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Yeah, I will be.

(waves crashing)

You don't have to do this
now if you don't want to.

No, it's something that I need to do.

It was always an adventure
with her, you know?

Until she got sick.

I wish she would have met you.

I wish I could have met her, too.

She would have loved you.

I would have loved her.

Yeah.

I can't believe it's
been three fucking years.

She's always with you, though.

And she would be so proud of you.

Yeah.

Okay.

It's time.

I gotta do it.

(Dave sighing)

Oh, fuck.

(pensive music)
(waves crashing)

Mom,

(Dave crying)

I miss you so much.

And the day doesn't go by

that I don't think about you. (crying)

Thank you for everything that you gave me

and all the love

and the music.

(Dave crying)

Oh.

Ah.

I hope that your spirit
is somewhere beautiful,

and you're at peace. (sniffling)

(pensive music continues)
(waves crashing)

(pensive music continues)

Hey, Mom.

[Mom] Hey, baby. What's wrong?

You don't sound too good.

Oh, no, it's nothing.

[Mom] Come on.

You know I can always tell

when something's the matter.

Why don't you tell your mama?

I know. Okay.

Well, you know the girl, Danielle,

I kinda been talking to,

well she broke it off with me

and started talking to my boy James.

[Mom] Baby, it's okay.

Yeah, it's really
not that big of a deal.

I was actually kind of thinking

of breaking it off with
her in the first place,

but now it's just kind of
got me thinking, you know?

[Mom] It's okay, you can tell your mama.

Well, I mean, like, what is it?

Like, what's he got that I don't got?

[Mom] Oh, baby, nothing.

You are perfect and smart and beautiful.

If anything, she was probably
just intimidated by you

because she knows you're too good for her.

She was probably just scared

that you were gonna leave her first.

Yeah, you're probably right.

Thanks mom. I love you.

[Mom] I love you too, baby.

Now cheer up and have a beautiful day.

All right, I will.

I love you. Bye.

(crowd chattering)

(crowd chattering)

(crowd chattering)

(soft electric guitar music)

♪ I'll give you patience ♪

♪ And I'll give you peace ♪

♪ But I gotta leave you alone ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ I give you comfort ♪

♪ I'll cause you pain ♪

♪ But I'll never leave you ♪

♪ Alone ♪

(rock music)

♪ You know I'm gone, baby ♪

♪ You know my song ♪

♪ You know I'm gone and going down ♪

♪ I'm down ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm leaving ♪

♪ For you, baby ♪

♪ All our tomorrows ♪

♪ From yesterday ♪

♪ And I've got one foot ♪

♪ On the train ♪

♪ 'Cause it ain't easy ♪

♪ It ain't me ♪

♪ It ain't no shame without ♪