Original subtitles

JULIET

I'm, like, physically nauseated. Oh, my God.

CODY (laughs)

TRACY

But that's really all that I have left at this point, so I'm gonna have Juliet do it, 'cause I sure as sh-- don't want to.

01:15:57 [CREEPY MUSIC]

01:16:01

[THUNDER BOOMS]

TRACY

Kid's got balls, man.

CODY

Yeah, she's savage.

JULIET

(knocks on door)

CODY

That was a soft knock.

TRACY

That was a little bit of a soft knock.

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CODY

Little harder.

TRACY

A little harder. Harder.

CODY

Little harder.

JULIET Shh.

CODY

(laughs) Oh my God, she's peeking through the window.

01:16:17 [LAUGHTER]

TRACY

Is anyone there?

JULIET

I don't think so.

TRACY

Maybe we just try this one right next door. We'll pull up a little bit. You got this.

JULIET Right.

01:16:27 [LAUGHTER]

JULIET

(knocks on door)

TRACY

Try the bell. She hates us right now.

CODY

She totally hates us.

TRACY Someone's there.

JULIET Hi.

MAN

Hi. You looking for...

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01:16:44 [DOG BARKS]

MAN Griffey!

JULIET

Oh, my God. (laughs)

MAN

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

JULIET

No, don't worry. Don't worry. I'm just--I'm representing my mom's team for a new listing that they scored down the street on Orange Grove.

MAN

Amazing. Hey, guys.

TRACY Hi.

MAN

We're not selling.

JULIET

01:16:58

Not about selling but about possibly buying. (chuckles)

MAN No.

JULIET

Okay, well, thank you so much for your time.

MAN

You're welcome. Okay.

01:17:05

[DOG WHINES]

01:17:08 [QUIRKY MUSIC]

JULIET

Never again. We're done.

01:17:12 [LAUGHTER]

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JULIET We're done.

CODY

Juliet, tell me about it.

TRACY Good for you.

JULIET

We have to go far away from this place.

01:17:18 [LAUGHTER]

CODY

What happened?

JULIET (screams)

TRACY

There's someone already standing outside right now.

JULIET

No, no, no, no.

TRACY

Just go. Hit it.

JULIET No.

CODY (laughs)

TRACY

You got this, boo.

JULIET

Hi, how are you?

CODY Natural.

JULIET

01:17:33

I'm Juliet. I'm representing my mom's team from Douglas Elliman--the Tracy Tutor team.

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POTENTIAL BUYER Nice to meet you.

JULIET

As a neighbor, I thought you might want to know about a new listing that my mom's team scored--a beautiful traditional over on Orange Grove. You know the street?

POTENTIAL BUYER

Oh yeah, I know Orange Grove well. Okay.

JULIET

01:17:48

Yeah, it's stunning. It's newly remodeled--four beds, four and a half baths.

TRACY

(whispers) Oh my gosh. She's, like, nailing it.

JULIET

Pool in the back. It's just--it's gorgeous.

POTENTIAL BUYER We're renting here, so...

JULIET Oh, really?

POTENTIAL BUYER

We just moved back from New York.

TRACY

(whispers) Oh, my God, she's so ballsy.

POTENTIAL BUYER 01:18:04

Oh, it's beautiful.

JULIET

Yes, so please feel free to reach out.

POTENTIAL BUYER

Nice. Thank you very much. Appreciate it.

JULIET

So nice meeting you. Have a good one.

TRACY

(cheers breathlessly) Oh, my God, you nailed it. (laughs) I'm dying. Why were you so natural?

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JULIET

01:18:21

(screams) Okay, sorry. But I just really had to get that out. I think he's genuinely looking for a house now. They're renting.

TRACY

I am so proud of you. The truth is I think that there is an element of connection with other people that you have, and there's not a lot of people your age that have that gift.

JULIET

01:18:39

That was pretty good, no?

TRACY

That was huge. You're kind of a star.

JULIET

Well, do they have a crazy-successful real-estate mother?

TRACY

Maybe they don't.

JULIET (chuckles)

TRACY

That was ----ing brilliant.

01:18:51 [UPBEAT MUSIC]

JOSH FLAGG Coming up...

ERIK Oh, wow.

TRACY Whoo-hoo. Hi.

GEORGE How are you?

TRACY

We have an offer, my dear.

GEORGE Really?

TRACY Yes.

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GEORGE

And what about the other offers?

TRACY

We don't have any.

01:19:07 [COMMERCIAL BREAK]

01:19:09 [UPBEAT MUSIC]

JOSH ALTMAN

Hi, there. I'm your local realtor. What's your name?

LEXI Chelsea.

JOSH ALTMAN

You have a beautiful house. This should be a pretty easy sale.

HEATHER

01:19:26

Hi, how are you? Chelsea, my name is Heather--the number-one realtor in the neighborhood.

JOSH ALTMAN

Sorry, ma'am. Ma'am, I already have--I already have a signed listing. I have a signed listing.

HEATHER You do not, sir.

JOSH ALTMAN

Well, Chelsea, who would you rather work with?

HEATHER Chelsea.

LEXI

Both, both, both.

HEATHER 01:19:41 You want...

JOSH ALTMAN

Oh. You want to co-list? (groans)

HEATHER

We have to work together?

01:19:46

[CELL PHONE CHIMES]

JOSH ALTMAN

Fine. "Josh, I'm gonna show my client your Dolphin Terrace property. Can I come through in two hours?" Let me see how long it takes right now. Oh, my God.

HEATHER Two hours?

JOSH ALTMAN

Two hours in traffic right now.

LEXI (giggles)

JOSH ALTMAN

01:20:00

What are you laughing at?

LEXI Traffic.

JOSH ALTMAN Traffic is not fun.

ACE

The car is fixed up, Daddy!

JOSH ALTMAN

It's ready to go? All right. Bye. Love you. I got extra clothes in the car. I'll see you guys.

HEATHER

Go sell the house.

01:20:12 [UPBEAT MUSIC]

TRACY

It's your inaugural gay pool party in LA, hosted by none other than George Papanikolas. So I'm very excited for you.

ERIK

01:20:28

You ever been to a big gay pool party yet, Joey?

JOEY

This is my third today.

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ERIK

Yeah, that's what I thought.

TRACY

(laughs) George has invited us to his current home, which has been his primary residence for probably over ten years now, to one of his infamous pool parties. But he has no idea, PS, that I'm bringing him an offer today.

ERIK

01:20:49

Show me the money.

CODY

So we better get there before the tequila starts flowing.

TRACY

I'm delivering good news to him today. I mean, we have an offer. It's just not multiples, but I took it as far as door knocking.

SINGER

Party don't stop till the morning light. Nah, nah.

ERIK Oh, wow.

TRACY Whoo-hoo.

01:21:14

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

TRACY Hi!

ERIK

We're counting abs.

JOEY

We're counting abs.

TRACY

Here you go, darling.

GEORGE

Thank you. How are you?

TRACY

Mwah. How are you?

GEORGE

Good. Meet the boys.

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TRACY Hi, boys!

ALL Hi.

TRACY

01:21:29

Pool parties at George's tend to be off the rails with oily, naked, tan, beautiful men. Who's the bartender today? He's hot.

GEORGE

Gary. He's so hot.

TRACY

Gary's, like, 6'8".

GEORGE

He always works for us. I know. He's amazing.

TRACY 01:21:45

He's dangerous.

ERIK

She's gonna leave me for him. He's got one more ab than me.

TRACY

He's dangerous. This is probably the first time that Erik's actually walked into a party and he doesn't have the hottest body at the party, although I think they might think he does.

GEORGE

Erik, take your shirt off, though. Why is the shirt on? Come on. All right, there we go.

TRACY 01:22:00 Oh, oh!

GEORGE

There we go. Now you fit in.

TRACY

Now that your shirt's off, I'm gonna leave you for a second, and you guys take care of my Erik. I have something I want to talk to you about, 'cause we have an offer, my dear.

GEORGE Really?

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TRACY

Yes. Where can we talk?

GEORGE

Let's talk over here.

TRACY 01:22:14 Okay.

MAN

Cheers, boys!

ERIK Cheers.

JOEY

Are we getting the oil?

ERIK Yeah.

SINGER

You're checking me out.

TRACY

Oh, nice shade. Feels good.

GEORGE

It does feel so good. It's so hot today.

TRACY Ooh.

GEORGE

And so tell me. I can't wait to hear it.

TRACY

01:22:29

So the offer has come in--$5,000 over ask...

GEORGE Okay.

TRACY

...at $4 million. It is all-cash and a 45-day escrow. Here's the interesting thing. They saw the house...

GEORGE Okay.

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TRACY

01:22:41

...at a private showing. They were listing their house in the Palisades, and they didn't have an offer yet. They were timid about writing something and making it real.

GEORGE

What about the other offers?

TRACY

We don't have any others. You know, we were hoping.

GEORGE Yeah.

TRACY

01:22:56

But I think...the market is shifting. You and I both were...

GEORGE

I know. Do you think we could, like, still maybe, like, counteroffer them something?

TRACY

If we had multiple, I would say let's counter. But without that leverage to drive the price up, we run the risk of potentially losing them.

GEORGE

01:23:14

It's not what I want to hear, Tracy. You know, we talked about multiple offers.

TRACY Right.

GEORGE

You know, I was...

TRACY I know.

GEORGE

You know, in my head, I'm thinking 4.2.

TRACY

I do think had we listed it six months ago, four months ago even...

GEORGE

I know. I know.

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TRACY

01:23:28

Maybe it would be different. I truly believe in December of last year, we would've had six offers, and it could've gone north of 4 1/2 million, but he wasn't done with the renovation yet.

GEORGE

01:23:39

Well, what about if we give it another month? You don't think it's worth it just to wait it out? 'Cause I feel like right now the news is so crazy. I just feel like there's so many doomsdayers out there.

TRACY

I know. If it was my house and if I was in this situation, knowing what you've done and what you've spent, I think I'd probably take this and run with it before the market tanks further.

CODY

01:23:57

How is it for you being in a room full gay men half naked?

ERIK Very nice.

TRACY

I will do whatever you want me to do.

GEORGE

Wait. So, again, like I said, it's not what I want to hear.

TRACY Right.

GEORGE

But...let's get this done. I learned early on. I think sometimes the first offer's your best offer.

TRACY

01:24:16

And we're not taking a loss here, by any stretch.

GEORGE

No, no, no. Not at all. I'm still walking away with a great amount of money. It's just--I think psychologically...

TRACY

Because the market was crazy for, like, a year. People were getting 40% over.

GEORGE

I'm gonna take your lead.

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TRACY

We have a deal.

GEORGE All right.

TRACY

Then we can have some rosé and celebrate.

GEORGE 01:24:32

I love you.

TRACY

I love you, too.

GEORGE Let's have fun.

TRACY & GEORGE Mwah.

TRACY

I'm so grateful that George sees this the way that I do, because all indicators are pointing that it ain't gonna be better next month, period, the end. We did it! George got it! Let's ----ing party!

ALL 01:24:46 (cheering)

TRACY

Now that the deal is done, I can do what I am set out to do, and that is look at all these beautiful men. Now everybody take their clothes off.

01:24:56 [LAUGHTER]

TRACY Where's Erik?

JOSH FLAGG Coming up...

JOSH ALTMAN

You live in the neighborhood now?

JIM

I do have a place here.

RICK

Oh, hey, Altman.

JOSH ALTMAN

Hey, what's going on, buddy?

RICK

Oh, you're having a showing? Hey, let me come down and meet you guys.

JOSH ALTMAN

01:25:10

Real estate 101--seller does not show up at a showing. That's bad.

01:25:15 [COMMERCIAL BREAK]

01:25:17 [UPBEAT MUSIC]

JOSH ALTMAN

01:25:30

What's up, Balboa Island? Lot of pressure when it comes to Dolphin Terrace listing. So we are planning an insane open house, but in the meantime, I'm starting off by setting up private showings. Hey, folks.

KIMBERLEE Hey.

JOSH ALTMAN 01:25:45

How are you?

KIMBERLEE

Perfect. Thanks. How are you doing?

JOSH ALTMAN Perfect timing.

KIMBERLEE All right.

JOSH ALTMAN

It's good to see you again, Kimberlee.

KIMBERLEE

Yeah, good to see you. Thank you, Josh.

JOSH ALTMAN You doing well?

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KIMBERLEE

I'm amazing. Yes, so good.

JIM

Jim Palmer.

JOSH ALTMAN

Nice to meet you. Come on in.

KIMBERLEE All right.

JOSH ALTMAN

I'm going after high-net-worth individuals, people who I think would be the type of buyers for a house like this. You're a Hall of Famer, aren't you?

JIM

01:26:03

I am, in some people's minds.

JOSH ALTMAN

Amazing. So I got Jim Palmer, one of the best pitchers in the history of Major League Baseball. Well, this is a Hall of Fame house for a Hall of Famer, right?

KIMBERLEE Yeah.

JIM

Well, it certainly appears that. Square footage?

JOSH ALTMAN

01:26:18

Yeah, so we're about 8,000 square feet--a little less, but come on in. Since the listing appointment, Rick has staged the house with furniture and art and I got to tell you, it looks 100%. We'll start with the grand slam. This is the money shot right here. You live in the neighborhood now?

JIM

01:26:39

I do have a place here.

JOSH ALTMAN Oh, nice.

JIM

But we're kind of looking for a bigger place.

KIMBERLEE And a view.

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JIM Yeah.

JOSH ALTMAN

We got all of Balboa Island--big, little, the peninsula.

JIM

You don't find too many views like this.

JOSH ALTMAN No.

KIMBERLEE

Look at how the door operates. It's amazing. What do they call this door? There's a name for it.

JOSH ALTMAN 01:26:55 Expensive.

KIMBERLEE

Expensive, got it. (laughs) Duly noted.

JOSH ALTMAN

What's nice about this is, this is new construction, but it's not your typical spec house. This seller built this house like it was for him.

JIM

01:27:10

Josh, is this a master suite?

JOSH ALTMAN

Yeah, so this is the owner's suite, which I love because it is on the first level, which is nice, depending on how you live.

KIMBERLEE Yes.

JOSH ALTMAN

So how fast was your fastest pitch?

JIM

Upper 90s.

JOSH ALTMAN What years was it?

JIM

01:27:24

From '65 to '84. Six World Series, like, nine playoffs.

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JOSH ALTMAN

You probably have some insane stories.

JIM No.

JOSH ALTMAN No.

JIM No.

01:27:31 [LAUGHTER]

KIMBERLEE

Susan will love this kitchen, too.

JIM

This is kind of important here.

KIMBERLEE This is gorgeous.

JOSH ALTMAN

There's actually multiple places in this house to cook. Obviously up here, but you also have downstairs a full kitchen, and you also have outside a full kitchen.

KIMBERLEE

01:27:45

Wow. Wow. This is amazing. Is that two fireplaces?

JOSH ALTMAN

Yeah, so those are cool.

KIMBERLEE

That's pretty amazing.

JOSH ALTMAN

Those are, like, a tornado that go up.

JIM Nice.

JOSH ALTMAN Jim, you like dogs?

JIM

I have a wirehaired dachshund.

JOSH ALTMAN

01:28:01

There you go, so this could be the dog pool.

KIMBERLEE Oh.

JIM

There you go.

KIMBERLEE That's perfect.

JOSH ALTMAN That would...

RICK

Oh, hey, Altman. How are you, Josh?

JOSH ALTMAN

Hey, what's going on, buddy?

RICK

I saw your car out here. I figured you were here. How you guys doing?

JOSH ALTMAN Having a showing.

KIMBERLEE

Good. How you doing?

JOSH ALTMAN You know?

RICK

Oh, you're having a showing? Hey, let me come down and meet you guys.

JOSH ALTMAN

01:28:16

Okay. Sorry, that's the owner.

JIM

Oh, that's the owner?

JOSH ALTMAN Yeah.

JIM

The builder?

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JOSH ALTMAN

He's a nice guy. Just for one minute, we'll say hello. Great guy. Love Rick. But you don't hijack a showing. It's so funny you were driving by--how random.

RICK

Hi, I'm Rick Diller.

JIM

Jim Palmer. How are you?

RICK

Jim Palmer. How are you?

JIM

Good. How are you?

RICK

01:28:31

Yeah. You know, funny. You and I met before.

JIM Really?

RICK

Yeah, we met at a golf tournament.

JIM

Did you build a house for me that I can't remember?

RICK

Yeah, you don't remember that either.

01:28:39 [LAUGHTER]

JIM

No. I'm getting to that age.

RICK

Has he given you a proper tour?

JOSH ALTMAN

Yeah, we were just--I'll--we were just finishing up. I was just gonna show them a little more.

RICK

Oh, come on in.

JOSH ALTMAN

Yeah, sure. Please. After you.

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RICK

This is great.

JIM

We saw here. Can we kind of...

JOSH ALTMAN

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We saw here. Let's, let's, let's...

KIMBERLEE 01:28:54

This is amazing.

JOSH ALTMAN

So, over here, you have what I like to call the second owner's suite. So you have two options. You got the downstairs or upstairs. When you are selling a house, you want someone to think it's their house.

RICK

Do you guys like wine?

JIM

Yeah, of course.

RICK All right.

KIMBERLEE Absolutely.

RICK

You got to come check out this...

KIMBERLEE Absolutely.

RICK 01:29:09 This is great.

JOSH ALTMAN

Not the guy who owns the house.

RICK

You have an opener? Maybe we should start opening wine.

JOSH ALTMAN

Yeah, that's a very cool door. So this is...

JIM

Oh, you got to...

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KIMBERLEE

Oh, biometric. Biometric.

JOSH ALTMAN

Biometric, which is amazing. Let's skip on drinking the wine, and we'll...

RICK

01:29:22

All right, but if you need to, you can just chop my thumb off. You know, and you can...

JIM

I understand.

RICK Yeah.

01:29:27 [LAUGHTER]

JOSH ALTMAN

Like, they can't talk openly. They can't think clear. So I know you guys have other showings, so I'll walk you guys out.

KIMBERLEE All right.

JOSH ALTMAN

That's bad. Good to see you, man. I appreciate it.

RICK

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

JOSH ALTMAN

Yeah, I'll call you afterwards.

RICK

Well, listen, it was a pleasure meeting you. Great seeing you.

JIM

01:29:43

I love your work.

KIMBERLEE

Thank you so much.

RICK

Oh, thank you. (laughs) I'm a fan of yours as well.

JIM

Thank you.

RICK All right.

JOSH ALTMAN All right.

RICK

We'll go this way, you and me?

JOSH ALTMAN Yeah, yeah. All right.

RICK

All right. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

JOSH ALTMAN

All right. Thanks, Rick. I'll call you later.

RICK All right.

KIMBERLEE Take care, Rick.

RICK

All right, bye, guys.

KIMBERLEE

So what about the price?

JOSH ALTMAN

01:29:57

Priced at 20 million. For what is going on here in the market, we're priced, in my opinion, to sell.

KIMBERLEE Yep.

JIM

I mean, I also have--I live in Palm Beach, so I know about, you know...

KIMBERLEE

Well, the quality of this construction, too.

JOSH ALTMAN

01:30:10

Look, waterfront, as you know, 'cause you live in Palm Beach as well--it's actually, in my opinion, cheap compared to other major markets around the world on the water.

KIMBERLEE Agreed, absolutely.

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JIM

Yep. Thanks for showing it me.

KIMBERLEE Absolutely.

JOSH ALTMAN

I apolog--I know Rick--you know, he gets super excited about the real estate.

JIM

01:30:25

Well, I mean, he's got a beautiful product here.

JOSH ALTMAN Yeah.

JIM

Why wouldn't he be?

JOSH ALTMAN

Yeah. Well, there you go. Perfect. Well, I'm glad you got to meet him, then. Was it a home run? We'll see, but I still got the open house. See you, buddy. And I think Rick is gonna realize he hired the right people. What a legend.

TRACY 01:30:42 Coming up...

BOBBY

What do you want to see first, my love?

HEATHER

I don't know. You tell me.

JOSH ALTMAN

(whispers) Why the (bleep) would you do this anyway? Just...pay him out.

TRACY

I've said this.

JOSH FLAGG

I'm gonna give him the ----ing deal? (bleep) that. He got enough money in the divorce.

BOBBY (scoffs)

01:30:55 [COMMERCIAL BREAK]

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01:30:57 [UPBEAT MUSIC]

JOSH FLAGG 01:31:14

Hey.

CASSIE

Hi. What can I get you?

JOSH FLAGG

Can I get a red wine?

CASSIE

Yeah, of course.

JOSH FLAGG

Look at the backyard. It's beautiful.

CASSIE

You getting ready to sell the house?

JOSH FLAGG

Uh-huh. The property on Birchwood is on a very prestigious street with only five houses on it.

01:31:26 [MUSIC]

JOSH FLAGG

I actually sold this house in 2018 for $13 million, and it broke the record. It was the highest price ever sold in Little Holmby. Today the record's now about $17 million, so I think where we're priced is pretty fair.

01:31:45 [UPBEAT MUSIC]

BOBBY (sighs)

01:31:54

[DOOR SQUEAKS]

BOBBY Eek.

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JOSH FLAGG

The divorce is still not finalized, and I've only seen Bobby twice since I left him--once at the lawyer's office, which was not fun, and the second time when I had to go through my home and divide up my assets Do I want to have an open house with Bobby? Eh, no, but the seller wants us both to be there, so duty calls.

BOBBY

01:32:16

I don't like the way that looks. (sighs)

JOSH FLAGG Hello, Bobby.

BOBBY

Hello, Joshua. How are you?

JOSH FLAGG

I'm well. How are you?

BOBBY

01:32:27

Sweating. One second, I'm gonna stand in the wine room. I'm schvitzing. Don't mind me. It's just 30 seconds I do. Ahh! It's heaven.

JOSH FLAGG 01:32:41

This is not awkward.

01:32:45

[DOOR CLOSES]

JOSH FLAGG Doing well?

BOBBY

(laughs) Yeah. How are you?

JOSH FLAGG I'm very well.

BOBBY

Interesting shirt you're wearing.

JOSH FLAGG You don't like it?

BOBBY

It was mine from eight years ago.

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JOSH FLAGG Oh.

BOBBY

I bought that shirt at H&M in San Francisco.

JOSH FLAGG

01:32:59

I was wondering where this came from. I've never seen anything in my closet from H&M. So how goes it?

BOBBY

Good. See you got a new watch. That's nice. It's not the one you wanted, though. Very sophisticated.

JOSH FLAGG

01:33:14

Do you have my Yves Saint Laurent camel-hair coat? I cannot find it for the life of me.

BOBBY

Do you think this arm could fit through your coat? No, dear, I do not have any of your stuff. You took all of it when you went to the hotel. Know what I mean?

JOSH FLAGG

01:33:32

Bobby's trying to trigger me and drive me crazy.

BOBBY

Do you want a beverage?

JOSH FLAGG Yeah. I do, actually.

BOBBY

What would you like?

JOSH FLAGG Red wine.

BOBBY Okay.

01:33:41 [SLY MUSIC]

BOBBY

Can I have a glass of red wine and a Tito's and club soda with a lime, please?

CASSIE Absolutely.

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JOSH FLAGG

But you know what? I'm gonna take Tracy's advice and be professional and civil. Thank you.

BOBBY

01:33:52

My pleasure. So...we got to co-list. (smacks lips) I heard George ate the sofa at the Beverly Hills Hotel. That must've cost a pretty penny.

JOSH FLAGG 01:34:07

How'd you know that?

BOBBY

I know everything, dear.

TRACY

Be cool, Flagg. Be cool.

JOSH FLAGG

That is somewhat awkward and alarming.

BOBBY Ahh.

JOSH FLAGG

I see you have a boyfriend.

BOBBY

01:34:20

I do not have a boyfriend, by any means. But we can open up a bottle of champagne and cheers to your relationship.

TRACY

Josh, be the bigger person.

JOSH FLAGG

Yeah, I'm really happy.

BOBBY Let's do that.

JOSH FLAGG He's a great guy.

BOBBY

01:34:35

Look at us now, working together. One last shebang.

TRACY

Don't do it, Flagg. Don't do it.

BOBBY

So how do you want to do today? Do you want to split up the showings, like...

DIANA Hello.

BOBBY

I know this gorgeous lady walking in here.

JOSH FLAGG Diana, how are you?

DIANA

How are you?

BOBBY

You always look like a snack.

DIANA 01:34:49 Oh, thanks.

BOBBY

I haven't seen you in forever.

DIANA

You look chic. I know. I miss you.

BOBBY

I miss seeing you in the office.

DIANA I know.

BOBBY

Have you ever shown this house?

DIANA Yeah.

BOBBY

It's crazy. It's a minimum of 20 minutes to open up.

TRACY

I've been in this house.

BOBBY Hi.

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TRACY

01:35:03

Hi, guys. How's it going?

JOSH FLAGG Great.

BOBBY

Living the dream.

01:35:10 [TENSE MUSIC]

DIANA

I'm gonna go look around. both: Hi.

BOBBY

How are you?

TRACY

Well, isn't this adorable?

BOBBY

You look amazing.

TRACY

Oh, God, this skirt is so tight. Hi, kitten. Mwah.

JOSH FLAGG Sit down.

TRACY

I'm, like, sweating on the inside, and I know Flagg is, too. I don't remember it being so big.

BOBBY

01:35:28

It used to be two houses, so Michele Lee combined them into one in '94. That's why the floor plan is very linear. So...

TRACY

You guys have drinks?

BOBBY

Yeah, there's a bartender at the bar over there.

TRACY

I think that you should show me the house.

JOSH FLAGG

Let me take you, let me give you a little tour.

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BROKER 01:35:44 Hello.

DIANA

Hi, I'm Diana. I work with Josh.

BROKERS

Hi. Nice to meet you.

JOSH FLAGG

After 20 years, I have essentially a little black book of people that I know that are buyers for houses like this, so I've invited those agents to come preview the property.

CASSIE

What can I get you?

TRACY

How's that Chardonnay?

CASSIE

A glass of Chard?

TRACY

With some ice, please.

JOSH ALTMAN

01:36:00

What asshole parks his Rolls-Royce right in front of the door? It's...

HEATHER

Hi, how are you?

BROKER Hi!

BROKER Hello.

HEATHER Ooh, oh, boy.

TRACY

Oh, boy. Go get some cocktails.

JOSH ALTMAN What up?

TRACY Hi.

JOSH ALTMAN & TRACY Mwah.

BOBBY 01:36:15 What is this?

HEATHER

Hi. You look so good.

BOBBY

How are you?

HEATHER

Look at you. Look at you.

BOBBY

I'm going straight.

HEATHER Oh, damn.

BOBBY

I bow down.

HEATHER

Anytime there's a separation or a divorce, you worry that you have to choose a side, you have to choose a friend.

JOSH ALTMAN 01:36:31

Bro.

BOBBY

What's up, brother? Long time, no see.

JOSH ALTMAN

I haven't seen you in forever.

HEATHER Oh, hi.

JOSH FLAGG Hi.

HEATHER

It's just--it's a delicate situation.

BOBBY

What are you drinking, a little Chardonnay?

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HEATHER

I can grab a little Chardonnay, exactly.

BOBBY

I want a little something-something.

HEATHER

01:36:45

Do you want a glass? Yeah, let's grab you.

TRACY

How's it going?

JOSH FLAGG

Oh, he's doing the exact thing we did through our entire marriage--just totally condescending but doing it in a really sweet way but just being a little bitch.

JOSH ALTMAN

(whispers) Why the (bleep) would you do this anyway?

TRACY Do this?

JOSH ALTMAN Just...

TRACY 01:37:00

I've said this.

JOSH ALTMAN

...pay him out 50%. You handle it. I handle it. What...

JOSH FLAGG

It's my ego. It's my client. I'm gonna give him the ----ing deal? (bleep) that. He got enough money in the divorce.

BOBBY

What do you want to see first, my love?

HEATHER

I don't know. You tell me.

JOSH ALTMAN

I want a tour, too.

BOBBY

I'm gonna give you a tour of my new bedroom.

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JOSH ALTMAN 01:37:15 (laughs)

BOBBY

That's what I'm gonna do.

JOSH FLAGG

His new bedroom with all of my furniture.

01:37:19 [LAUGHTER]

JOSH FLAGG

Can I get a little bit more?

JOSH ALTMAN

What part of "are we gonna co-list together" did he not think, "eject, eject"?

TRACY

Can you imagine me and Jason being like, "Let's do a deal together"?

JOSH ALTMAN Oh, my God.

TRACY

Like, in the year--I mean...

JOSH ALTMAN

01:37:34

Right, right. Immediately after.

TRACY

No. It took four years. If I was in the same boat as Flagg, I'm not sure I would back down either. I would be like, "Well, he's not taking my client. Like, I'm gonna show up, too." But it is not the healthiest choice for listing or the future of their divorce.

01:37:55 [COMMERCIAL BREAK]

01:37:57 [UPBEAT MUSIC]

JOSH ALTMAN

What part of "are we gonna co-list together" did he not think, "eject, eject"?

TRACY

Can you imagine me and Jason being like, "Let's do a deal together"?

JOSH ALTMAN Oh, my God.

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TRACY

Like, in the year post--I mean...

JOSH ALTMAN

01:38:12

Right, right. Immediately after.

TRACY

No. It took four years.

BOBBY

It's, like, my favorite house.

HEATHER

This room is beautiful.

BOBBY

They've been friends of ours for--God, I don't know--like, seven years. So, when they lived here, this is where we'd have all the fun. Like, this is where the pool table was. But it was, like, the good indoor-outdoor flow here.

HEATHER Yeah.

JOSH FLAGG

01:38:27

Massive kitchen, family room. As you can see, the whole house was gutted and redone.

TRACY Okay.

JOSH FLAGG

Beautiful herringbone floors. It's just beautiful. They did a really good job on this property.

BROKER

What's the present price?

DIANA $14,950,000.

BROKER Ah.

DIANA A steal.

BROKER Okay. Okay.

DIANA

Want to see the kitchen?

BROKER 01:38:42 Absolutely.

BROKER Oh, yes.

JOSH FLAGG (indistinct)

TRACY

Yeah. I mean, the backyard's a little stair-y, but it's still cool. It's a lot of square footage.

BOBBY

You can't find 11,000 square feet on an acre street-to-street in Little Holmby for this price.

BROKER

How far back does the lot go?

DIANA

01:38:56

You're sitting on just over an acre lot. It's not a flat lot, so it's leveled.

BROKER

Cool. Right up to the golf course. It's beautiful.

TRACY

The layout's a little interesting. Do you go to the bedrooms from here?

JOSH FLAGG Other side.

TRACY

That's the problem--is the layout.

JOSH FLAGG

It was two houses, and they merged them together.

TRACY Mm-hmm.

BROKER

01:39:13

Oh, wow. They did a great job integrating it.

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DIANA Yeah

BROKER

It seems seamless--you would never know that it was two separate houses.

DIANA Yeah.

TRACY

Okay, we have to go slow because my skirt--the slit isn't high enough. The things we do for fashion. (laughs)

HEATHER

Well, the good news is, you look good, and you persevere. Is the divorce final yet?

BOBBY & HEATHER 01:39:29

No.

BOBBY

It's still going. It's still a nightmare...

HEATHER But...

BOBBY All of it.

HEATHER

Now you're just having to split up your listings.

BOBBY (scoffs)

TRACY

This is the primary?

JOSH FLAGG

Mm-hmm. This is my favorite part. Look at this bathroom.

TRACY

I don't remember this.

BROKER Hello.

TRACY 01:39:44 Hi!

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JOSH FLAGG

Tell me that's not a bathroom.

TRACY She's cute.

JOSH FLAGG "She's cute."

TRACY

Can we just sit down for a sec...

JOSH FLAGG Sure.

TRACY

...or just, like, take a moment? This skirt is too tight. It's really more meant for, like...

JOSH FLAGG

(sighs) Should we get in our pajamas?

TRACY & JOSH FLAGG (sigh)

JOSH FLAGG

01:39:58

I can't tell you how much happier I am without him.

TRACY

Well, I'm glad that you are.

JOSH ALTMAN

Wow, you guys look great in this room together.

BOBBY

Come on over here, baby.

JOSH ALTMAN Is this the tea?

BOBBY

I don't know if it's tea.

HEATHER

I'm just so impressed that you guys are able to be here together and not, like...

BOBBY

I really--I'm not bothered.

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HEATHER 01:40:14 Yeah.

BOBBY

You know, I'm only sad that, like, we're not friends.

TRACY

There will be a day...I know it doesn't seem plausible, but, like, two, three years from now, maybe four--it took me four--where you get to a place where you'll be like, "I remember the good times."

JOSH FLAGG

01:40:30

I have zero desire for that.

TRACY

Like, think about your first boyfriend. Don't you remember him fondly?

JOSH FLAGG

I remember him suing me and taking millions of dollars from me 'cause we were together for seven years when we weren't even married.

TRACY

01:40:40

What does he do? Was he in real es...

JOSH FLAGG

He's living off my money. I don't ----ing know. It's like him, then Bobby. It's like ----ing all just comedy. ----ing write a check, and I leave. This is not the first time I've been taken advantage of.

COLTON

It's kind of weird not having a home. You don't care. You want to live in a condo, and that's it. I can't live that way anymore. It's ridiculous.

JOSH FLAGG 01:40:56

I bought you the house.

COLTON No, shut up.

JOSH FLAGG

On my grandmother's life.

COLTON (gasps)

JOSH FLAGG

They just called me, and they accepted the offer.

COLTON Just now?

JOSH FLAGG Yeah.

COLTON

(gasps) Shut the (bleep) up.

JOSH FLAGG Yeah.

COLTON

Honey, I love you!

JOSH FLAGG

The good thing about Andrew is, he's independently wealthy. We grew up very similarly. We're all good. We have nothing to compete with each other for.

BOBBY

01:41:13

When we decided to separate, I thought, "When you love somebody once, when you have vows, when you marry them, like, let's give it one last shot."

JOSH ALTMAN Yeah.

BOBBY

And he goes, "No. I want to be done." And I was, like, devastated and angry and confused. And I paid for their trip to Bora Bora.

JOSH ALTMAN

01:41:30

The trip that he just went on?

BOBBY

Yeah, it was a community account that goes to pay for the trip. I would've loved a heads-up.

HEATHER Mm-hmm.

JOSH ALTMAN

Yeah. You can definitely see there's bitterness, and he's putting on a show. I don't know if he's as chippy as he's coming off.

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BOBBY

01:41:48

Should we get another splash?

JOSH ALTMAN

We're down with that. But if someone was talking about me, I'd want to know.

01:41:54 [DRAMATIC MUSIC]

TRACY

I feel like you're doing well. I mean, getting through this is gonna be a humdinger. (laughs)

JOSH ALTMAN

What the (bleep) is this?

TRACY

(laughs) We were just assessing...

01:42:06

[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]

TRACY

...that I was kind of proud of his...

JOSH ALTMAN I...

TRACY

So far. I'm not saying it couldn't go totally south.

JOSH ALTMAN

I have to ask something, 'cause it's bothering me.

TRACY What?

JOSH ALTMAN

01:42:14

I have to ask this. Heather and him were talking through the whole thing and how he's doing and this and that. He's saying that while you guys were already separated, you were in Bora Bora, and a community account paid for your vacation.

JOSH FLAGG

01:42:29

What the (bleep) is he talking about? Every ----ing--you know what? Great. Who gives a (bleep)? I'm not divorced with Bobby yet, so every account is a joint account. Anything I buy comes out of that account. So, if Bobby wants to say that he paid for my trip to Bora Bora, where the money came from me out of an account with both of our names on, it just more than clarifies with what craziness I'm dealing with here.

TRACY

01:42:55

Listen, let's get up. Let's just sort this out.

JOSH FLAGG

This mother----er is complaining...

JOSH ALTMAN

I don't not believe you.

JOSH FLAGG

I was out on vacation with the money that I ----ing earned? It's my ----ing money.

TRACY

Say, "I don't appreciate that you are talking to people about my vacation."

JOSH ALTMAN Right.

TRACY

01:43:10

You got this. Just don't raise your voice.

JOSH ALTMAN

Next on "Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles"...

JOSH FLAGG You're ----ing nuts.

BOBBY

You're too successful to be this catty.

JOSH FLAGG

Shut the (bleep) up.

JOSH ALTMAN Stop, stop.

BOBBY Get a life.

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JOSH FLAGG

----ing asshole. Perhaps co-listing was a bad idea.

TRACY 01:43:27 Wow.

SELLER

Welcome to our little paradise.

TRACY

This may be my favorite room. I would love to collaborate.

SELLER

We're still debating what team we'll go for.

JOSH ALTMAN

This is our newest trophy listing, as you can tell.

HEATHER

Do you think we got the word out?

RICK

I got three words for you--doc-u-sign.

JOSH ALTMAN

01:43:43

Rick's been a tough seller.

RICK

When it comes into my email, I know we're doing good at that point.

JOSH ALTMAN

And I have zero intention of letting him down. Oh, you got to be ----ing kidding me. What's up with you? You're a little off.

JOSH FLAGG

Just a ----ing crazy-ass day.

JOSH ALTMAN What happened?

JOSH FLAGG

01:43:58

Bobby Boyd ----ed me royally.

JOSH ALTMAN Whoa!

TRACY

Shut the (bleep) up.

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JOSH ALTMAN What?

01:44:02

[END OF TAPE]

(chuckles) Door knocking is not something that I've tapped into in my years in the business.