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["Me Cago en el Amor" playing]

[water spritzing]

[in German] Hey, little guys.

Oh, you are thirsty.

I'm really sorry.

[Irene] So, we can do the cut first.

- What time does he have to go? - At 1:30, he arrives at 5:00.

- Seriously? - We're going to have babies!

- What are you talking about? - [Da] Jesus, Julio!

He's in Fotogramas!

- What a handsome bastard! - What's it say?

"Who is Julio Mera, Romano's latest obsession?"

And the movie isn't even out yet.

- Just wait! - What?

Hun, you think you're ready to have a famous boyfriend?

- He's not my boyfriend. - [Da] Here's the juicy bit:

"The established director's latest star in his upcoming movie

has worked with directors such as Irene Cabezudo."

[Irene and Jimena gasp]

- Are you serious? Let's see. - No, my love, sorry. I'm kidding.

- You're such an asshole. - [Da chuckling]

So, you're really not worried about this at all?

[music continues]

- Hmm? - No, not at all.

[Da] Look at her.

And what'll you do when he's the star?

[Da] What are you doing, Matt? What are you doing?

- You feeling a little hot? - No, sweetheart, I'm not hot.

[Da] What are you doing?

- [Irene] Stop. You're wetting the papers! - [Jimena] Oh my God, Matt!

- You're getting me wet. - Jesus Christ!

[music continues]

[keys clacking]

IN LOVE ALL OVER AGAIN

CHAPTER 5 NEVER, ALWAYS, NOT EVER

[music stops]

[water running]

[sighs]

[water slows, continues dripping]

You do know it's not the first time I've seen you naked?

For me, it is.

You're my boyfriend, Eme.

Even if you don't remember.

Well, to me, you're just a stranger who's seeing me naked.

[film rolling]

Cut. We've got it. Good job, kids.

[man] Right, cut. That's great.

[Romano] Samu, do you have a second?

[indistinct chatter]

Are we done?

Thanks.

[grunts]

What are you doing?

Hey, what are you doing? Why are you taking it all off?

- She said we're done. - What do you mean? Who told you?

We need to go again, there was an issue with focus.

- Do me a favor. Julio, use your brain. - [exhales]

I like you a lot, sweetheart. That's why I'm covering for you.

But if Romano finds out you're working on that short film

at the same time as this, he'll definitely kill us.

- [Romano] Are we shooting, or what? - Be right there!

[Irene] Where's the fucking starlet?

[Da] Hey, let's all calm down a little, okay?

Let's see, uh, Irene, do you think if we cut him,

can we possibly finish on time without him?

Da, no. I mean, if I cut any more it won't make sense.

- It's just... - [Julio] Sorry!

- [Adri] We've been waiting for two hours! - Yes, yes, I know.

It's just that when I do nude scenes, Romano wants to do a million takes.

- [grunts] - [Julio] He gave me a driver.

- Like I'm Antonio Banderas. - [soft chuckle]

- Hi. - Hello... Uh, look at this.

- [sighs] - No way, wow!

[Da] Come on, Antonio,

we have four hours of shooting time.

[Julio] Okay. Let's do it.

- I'm ready to go. Oh! - [Adri] Get moving then.

- [Jimena] Julio! Julio! - [Irene] Julio?

- [all] Julio! - [Jimena] Where the hell is he?

Julio!

[Da] Julio!

[Irene] Julio!

Ju...

[music fades]

["Venerándote" playing]

[music continues]

[music fades, continues softly]

How's the movie going?

I don't know.

How's the short?

[Julio] What?

Are you happy?

Mm. I'm happy.

With me in the short, or with me in your life? Hmm?

[soft chuckle]

Are you in my life?

It's like, sometimes there are things we're too scared to say.

Do you want me to be?

[sighs]

Well, you know Romano's movie's going to be a huge hit.

And you're going to be famous. [chuckles]

You'll get invited to all the fabulous parties,

you're going to meet a ton of girls.

- They're going to chase after you. - They'll chase me more than they do now?

[chuckles] You're an idiot.

I feel like nothing can come between us.

Not a bomb, not a short...

Not your boyfriend in Castellón.

Not your idiocy...

This idiot managed to kiss you before we finished shooting.

That's true.

[music continues playing softly]

Mm.

- You have nice tits. - [both chuckle]

Small ones.

They're small but nice.

[music gets louder, stops]

Hey, what's up?

The project requires you to choose a Spanish movie. Any one.

Anything you like. Total freedom of choice, okay?

And then you compare it to another piece, hmm?

It doesn't have to be a movie.

[whispering] Oh, my fucking God.

I can't handle this double life as a director and student.

- Mm. - Yes... And part-time lover too, right?

- You jealous? [chuckles] - You have no idea.

- So, I guess things are working out? - Mm.

- That's great. That's great. - Yeah.

This one has someone too, but she's not saying anything.

- Really? - I think she met him online.

- Who is it? - N... No, I haven't met anyone.

She's met someone, but she's just embarrassed, because he's an ugly troll.

- Ssh! - He's hideous.

Listen, you're the one who knows all about ugly trolls.

And non-trolls, also. I'm very democratic.

The thing is, I introduce them to my friends and then we talk about it.

- Not embarrassed. I stand by what I do. - Fine, but there isn't anyone.

- There isn't anyone. - You're a liar.

Drop it, Da. Sounds like you work for a gossip column.

Good, because this crappy degree isn't getting me anywhere.

Be quiet now!

[screams]

- [Romano] More. - [screams]

- [Romano] No. More! - [screaming louder]

- More! Are you dead inside, Julio? - [screaming]

- Give me more! Give me more! - [screams, fades]

[grunts]

- You don't think this is intense? - [Romano] No.

[exhales, panting]

[Romano] I'm wearing you down.

And when you can't take any more, that's when we start recording.

[gasps]

[Romano] Julio, I've looked at what we've shot so far

and it's not bad, but I need you to be much better.

Do you hear me?

Are you willing to put your soul into this film or not?

Yes. Yes. [gasping]

So, how... how do I do that?

[Romano] By trusting me blindly.

Even if it hurts.

Even if it takes you places you don't want to go.

Do you trust me?

[grunting]

[intense drum beat]

[drumming stops]

[Pablo] You look gorgeous in this picture, son.

Look. [chuckles] Gorgeous.

[chuckles] Has your mom seen this?

Better she doesn't see these.

I need them to stay calm.

To concentrate. Otherwise, I can't learn my lines.

What you really need is sleep, Julio. Look at you.

What? I'm fine.

Don't you remember what happened the last time you went a week without sleep?

Look, Dad, if you're going to be a pain like Mom, I might as well stay with her.

I bet her fridge is full.

Are you happy?

And if I quit the movie?

- [woman sighs] - I need to think about what I want.

I need to start earning things.

Things always fall into my lap.

That's why I don't know how to enjoy them.

[Lara] I am listening, okay?

But I'm struggling to hide the massive bags under your eyes.

Hey, how are you?

[Lara] Having an existential crisis.

Says he's thinking about giving it all up. The movie, this.

- I don't know. Actors, honey. - Lara, I told you that in confidence.

I thought makeup artists aren't supposed to talk about...

Makeup artist? I wanted to join the camera crew, but no chance.

You want to drop the short?

- No, no, no. I love the short. - Oh.

Today we wrap, right?

You want to drop out of the movie? How can you drop out of the movie?

Romano's always making me do stuff I don't understand.

- It'd be easier to be a lawyer. - [chuckles]

Seriously.

No one told me that actors have to learn this many lines.

- You're going to nail it. - [sighs]

Okay?

- [screaming] - [indistinct background chatter]

[screaming]

[Irene] Cut. Let's cut.

Are you okay?

- Yes. - [Irene] Really?

I was yelling to wear myself out

and be more vulnerable so I could use that.

All you're doing is ordering a coffee.

- Mm. - Yeah, and then... you take the coffee,

sit down, and she arrives.

Mm. Right, right. So... Uh, all I say is...

You say, "A black coffee, please." And you sit down, and she arrives.

Perfect.

- Let's shoot? - Yes.

[Karma] No! [tuts]

Can you tell me why you're not answering your phone? Hmm?

Why you aren't where you're supposed to be?

We've been waiting for you for one hour.

But I'm not shooting today.

Look at your cellphone. Look at your calls. Look at my face.

We changed the shooting order.

You have any idea the state Romano's in? He's climbing the walls.

Karma, I have three scenes left here.

How much is this nonsense you're doing here? This dumb little thing.

Hmm? How much is it costing? Seventy?

Or what, fifty euros? Fifty euros only gets me sandwiches for three electricians!

You have no idea how much they eat, like horses.

Do you have any idea how much it costs to keep professionals waiting for one hour?

Just one little hour. Huh?

It's not about the money, it's the fact I made a commitment.

That's right, you made a commitment to our movie, sweetheart. So let's get going.

Now!

[Julio] Karma, I told you, it's only three scenes.

A coffee, a declaration of love...

[Irene] No, it's okay. Don't keep them waiting. We'll work it out.

[Julio] All right, let's go.

- That's right. Come on, let's go. - Irene, say "action." Go on.

- Seriously? - [Adri] You're gonna have to wait.

The less you interrupt...

- [Jimena] The sooner we'll finish. - Got that?

- So, this is the future of Spanish cinema? - [Jimena scoffs]

Well, I hope you have good catering.

- [Jimena] Sound recording? Camera rolling? - [Adri] Speeding.

[clapper loader] Scene two, take three.

Action!

[camera whirring]

All good? Can I get you anything?

- A black coffee, please. - A black coffee.

[Irene] Hm, yeah.

[Julio] Thanks.

Okay, let's cut! We're good.

- Good. We've got it. - Got it?

- Yes, yes. That's it. - You don't want another take?

- [Irene] No. Go. - If you hesitate, I'm going to kill you.

Yeah, just the declaration. There's no more for you to do, right?

- Irene, I'm an idiot. - Hmm?

I've wanted to say this for weeks, but I couldn't bring myself to do it.

- I feel like... - What?

It'll mess everything up but...

Sometimes it's good to mess things up, right?

Well... Yes.

I want to be in your life.

[romantic music playing]

[chuckles softly]

- If you ask me to stay, I'll stay all day. - No, go! Get out of here.

- You sure? - [Da] Go on. Go!

- You're awesome. Bye. - Leave!

[Romano] Julio.

- Where the hell were you? - I was on another shoot.

- On another shoot? - Mm. Yes.

[Karma] Okay...

- Another shoot? - Óscar, it's...

- [Karma] Hmm, uh... - Another shoot...

It's just some lame, well, uh, some university thing.

- [Karma] Óscar! - Jesus fucking Christ!

[equipment falling]

- Óscar! - [Romano screaming]

So good. Thanks a lot, Julio.

You're fucking me over. You're fucking me over!

I help you and you fuck me over! Óscar, please! Listen.

- [exhales deeply] - [Karma] It's just some university...

Unless you want your career to end here,

you'd better do something to make him forget this.

This isn't for me.

I'm not like you guys. I'm not ready for any of this.

Well, I think you are, but you just don't know it yet.

Why don't we go for a drink later, hmm?

Uh, no, no. I don't have time.

[chuckles] Believe me, this is your thing.

You'll realize it when you least expect to.

Son of a bitch.

[exhales deeply]

- With all the material we shot, we have... - [phone rings]

I was just about to call you.

I thought maybe we could meet up before the party tomorrow?

[Julio] I don't know. Romano got mad at me and dropped all my scenes.

- What's wrong? - What?

- What's wrong? - What're you saying? But why?

No... He says Romano cut him out of every scene.

- Out of every scene? - I only have one left.

One! He only has one scene now.

[Irene] Is it because you were late?

And because I told him I had another shoot.

Seriously? Come on...

He can't cut you out of the movie because of my short film.

What if I don't want to go back and all I want is to be with you?

I didn't know it would be this difficult.

And it's not about my pride, but...

I was finally starting to enjoy it.

Didn't you say you've never had to fight for anything?

That's why you don't appreciate things?

Well, now's the time to decide whether

- this is really what you want... - [Da screams]

- [Irene] What the hell, Da? - [screaming]

- Da, what are you doing? What's wrong? - [Da] It's a squirrel.

[Julio] Irene!

- Okay. - I don't know what it was.

- Look, it's gone. I think it's gone. - No, no, no.

- [Irene] I don't see any... - What happened?

- Nothing. - It's just...

Nothing. Da lost it for a second. [laughs]

I have a phobia.

You have to fight for what you want. I'll talk to you soon.

- Irene, please, it... Uh... - Bye.

[exhales deeply]

- [Da] I can't, please, do it for me! - There's no rat.

- I feel nauseous. - That would be really weird.

- Uh, Jesus! - [Fer chuckles nervously]

- Fer. - [Da clears throat]

- How are you? - What are you doing here?

- [Da] I can't believe it. - I bumped into him.

- And, well, he was... Tell her. - [Fer] Okay, all right.

I'm here in Madrid.

Yeah, I can see that.

Living here, I mean. [chuckles]

[all chuckle nervously]

[Irene] Really?

- [groans] - You? But you love Castellón.

W-well, they made me an offer I can't refuse, and...

- I went for it. Now or never, right? - An amazing offer.

- We have to go for things, right, Fer? - [Fer] Right.

[Irene] Well, that's great.

And it's great to see you.

So, I was telling him that, that if there's anything he needs...

- Of course. - He knows where to find us.

- He knows that. He's always known that. - Mm-hmm.

- Great. Thanks. Right. - Good to see you. Okay then...

Mm. We have to go.

Why don't we get a drink or something?

We can't. We're meeting with Adri to watch today's takes.

- Oh, that's right, the short, dammit. - Yeah, but it's great to see you.

Same.

- Bye. - Hey...

tomorrow we're having a wrap party. For the short film.

And... wanna join us?

Hmm.

- Mm... - Okay.

- Hmm? So, I'll send you the details. - [Fer] You'll write? Okay, yes.

- Bye, see you. - You coming with us, Jimena?

I'll finish up here then come meet you.

- Finish up, then come. - Okay. Mm.

- See you, Fer. - Okay, see you.

- [Fer] Jesus Christ! - [Jimena] What the fuck, Da?

How are you?

We're all just... super angry about what he did.

It's fine.

I just want it to be over with.

We wanted to...

say goodbye over a glass of champagne or something,

- but, well, with the way things are... - Yes, of course.

It's better like this.

So, why won't my memory come back?

Sex just made it happen for you.

Hmm.

Was I in love?

More in love than I was.

You said you'd never leave me.

That you'd always love me.

That you'd never forget me.

[Julio] Never.

Always.

[both] Never.

Cut.

Good. Let's move on to the next scene, everyone.

Uh, Óscar, so that was the last scene with Julio?

- It's perfect, yeah. - So...

Can we prepare for the next scene, please?

Yes, of course.

- You, you heard! Come on. The... - Mm-hmm.

The next scene, right?

- [Da] Here's to the end of the shoot! - This is my favorite bar! Let's get shots!

- It wasn't easy, but we got there. - Changing things as we went?

Making all kinds of adjustments.

I'm not sure we'll get any awards but we finished.

Hey, by the end, you were like a real director.

- Here's to Irene. - You are the best director ever!

[all] Yay!

- What's going on, guys? What's up? - Hi, Gonzalo.

How are you?

Where's Julio? He didn't shoot much today?

I don't know. He'll be here soon. I'm not sure.

Do you want a drink?

No, don't worry. I gotta go to the bathroom. I'm gonna piss myself.

- Ah. - [Irene] I'm gonna call him.

["Papi Chulo... Te Traigo el Mmm 2K16" playing]

- Hey. - Hey!

- What's up? - Good, you came.

- Yes. Um... - That's great.

- Back in a second, okay? - Okay.

Hey, you. Wh-wh-where are you? Hurry up and come. We're all here.

If you take much longer, I'll be wasted. I'll be really wasted, so...

Get your ass over here.

[music continues]

[slurping]

- So, are they new? - [Da] No.

["Orlanda" playing]

[continues slurping]

This is the ugly troll?

[laughs]

Troll? You think I'm a troll?

No. I didn't say that.

He made that up, because he really likes to... Like I'd call you a troll...

- How long has this been? - No, no, no, hey? No.

- We don't have to explain anything. No! - Oh, really?

No, because we're not doing anything wrong.

No, because Fer and Irene aren't together. And she's already moved on.

She's moved on?

Oh, oh right with... With the guy that's... That's right. I knew that.

Well, it doesn't seem like he's moved on at all.

What? No, I've totally moved on. It's just a shock to find out suddenly.

I'm the shocked one, Fernando.

- When are you going to tell her? - [Jimena] No!

No one's telling anyone anything.

No, and... Irene doesn't need to find out

what's going on between us

until we know where the fuck this is going, if...

- So, where's it going? Nowhere. Right? - Oh, no?

- I mean... No, no, no. - Oh, no?

No, no good to know. Better to fucking know.

But listen, you didn't have to tell me like this, asshole.

[Da] I can't keep this to myself, okay?

I'm a blabbermouth. I can't keep it to myself.

No one's going to say a word and no one's going to find out

until l we know what we have going on.

And it looks like nothing's going on.

Are we breaking up, is that it?

[man] See you later.

[exhales deeply]

You've got it all wrong, man.

Excuse me?

If you want something, you have to make it happen.

[Adri] This is disgusting.

- I can't pee like this. - [Lara] Come on, go on.

- [Adri] Go "psss." - [Lara] What?

[Adri] To make me pee.

- [Lara] Pss. - [Adri laughing] God.

[both chuckling]

- [Adri] Oh, gross. - [water splashing]

[Adri] We changed the whole fucking short for Julio, and now he's not even here.

[Lara] What?

He's probably at a fancy party with a bunch of hot girls, getting laid.

I mean, he is hot.

[Adri laughs]

[Adri] Oh, come on. There's no paper.

- [Lara] Uh, let's get out of here. - [Adri] Okay, let's go.

Go on, open the door.

[toilet flushing]

- [Adri] Oh, God. - [Lara] Ow.

[both grunting]

- Whoa! - [Irene] The waitress is coming!

- Whoa! Calm down. - Oh, sorry! Sorry, sorry.

Let's make a toast!

To how lucky I am to have you in my life!

You have no idea!

- So lucky! - [Irene] So lucky.

- [Da] Cheers! - Cheers, everyone!

Oh, my God. Seriously. I mean, you guys are the best.

- Thanks for doing the short... Jimena! - Mm-hmm.

You're a boss.

I mean, a total boss. And I'm really happy you're here, Fer.

Honestly. It's so great we can be friends, yeah?

- I can't. I can't. - What's the matter?

Girl! He means straight bars, that... they're a drag.

Yeah. The ugly red lights. And the stupid triangles...

[Irene] It's not that bad. I don't know. There's gotta be a gay guy in here.

- Yeah? A gay guy? I don't know. - Yeah.

- Oh. Chenoa! - Whoa!

[Irene laughing]

Okay, I swear...

The best thing that happened to me is Operación Triunfo.

So, I have to say:

- "What a shit life." - Right, so uh... Let's go dance to Chenoa.

Whoa!

- Here. - Hmm. [chuckles]

Well... bottoms up.

- Uh... No, no, you go ahead. Tell me. - Uh... Sorry.

- I just wanted to say sorry... I'm sorry. - Mm.

For everything that happened and... you didn't deserve any of that.

[giggles nervously]

Apology accepted.

Really? That's it? Really?

- If you like I can make you sweat for it. - [chuckles] No, it's okay.

I could play the... the bitter ex and...

- Really? - I'm good at that too, hmm?

Are you sure? I don't think you're any good at it. No. You see, I know you.

[both laughing]

I've really missed you.

Yeah, me too.

- As a friend... you know. - Yeah, yeah. I mean... Yes, as friends and,

and sometimes...

when I think about it and... what we had was special.

- Yeah. - Mm.

I've met someone.

- What? Really? That's great. - Mm.

Cool. That was quick.

I'm happy.

Do you wanna dance? [chuckles awkwardly]

Um... I'll join you later.

Hmm? Okay. I'll be over there.

["Cuando Tú Vas" playing]

Oi!

Fer has a girlfriend.

- Oh, shit. - No!

And the fucking actor won't pick up the phone.

So...

[singing along with "Cuando Tú Vas" by Chenoa]

Hey, thanks, man.

[honks horn]

Romano!

[dog barking in distance]

Romano!

Romano, come out!

Óscar!

[Romano] What are you doing?

I'd like you to tell me why you cut me out of all those scenes.

No actor talks to me like that, especially not outside my house, okay?

Get out of here.

Hold on! Hold on!

[neighbor shouting] Hey, kid, you know what time it is? Shut up!

You're not going to change my mind, kid.

- Didn't you want me to give everything? - [Romano chuckles] No.

I asked you to give me your soul.

Not everything.

Here it is.

That's just clothes.

I'm willing to do this and more.

I trust you blindly. What do you want?

I know you saw something in me. But I can give you way more than that.

I need that role. And that role needs me.

Get dressed.

Until today, I didn't think my life had purpose.

But this character and your movie and you are changing that.

Just give me one more chance.

For God's sake, Julio...

[sighs deeply]

Hey, honey! Bring me a couple of beers over here!

Nothing? It's like I don't exist!

- We need two beers! - [Jimena] No, no...

No, no, no, no. I... "Two beers" no, okay?

- What? What do you want? Tequila? - I need something stronger.

- Tequila, a double, double, okay? - Two shots of Tequila, this big.

- Sorry, I was here first. - You snooze, you lose.

I have one thing to say to you.

You have to end this, it's gonna blow up in our faces.

- Oh, it's just... - No ifs, no buts.

He's your best friend's ex, Jimena. These things never end well.

Listen to me, because we gays have Masters in Inbreeding.

That's right, because we're more permissive.

- Hey, you. - What?

- Where are you going? - I'm going home.

- Why? - Because Julio's not here,

so there's no point me being here either, is there?

Plus, tomorrow I have an exam in Constitutional Law.

Well, that's amazing.

- You'll miss the best bit. So... - [Gon] Oh, really?

- [Da] Really, listen, this is... - Juan Carlos.

The King's so dead... Long live the King.

- Well, I am feeling pretty alive. Whoa! - What's up, man?

[Juan Carlos] Nice to meet you.

I feel for you, because this guy's obsessed with men.

Don't you get on your high horse, mister, because it'll end badly.

[Da] We spent way too long in the closet

and now that we've gained even a little respect,

fucking has become a political statement.

- Where are those damn shots? - Absolutely right.

What is promiscuity?

Promiscuity is a weapon for us to show our freedom

and the freedom of all those who didn't have freedom.

Did you hear that...

- He's gone. - Yeah, I noticed.

He left. Do you think him leaving was also a political statement?

You really like that guy? I don't get what you see in him.

I don't know, Jimena. I don't know.

[Irene] Oh, Da. Da!

This is my song.

Come on, Da.

Doesn't matter.

- [Irene] Come and dance! - Yeah, I'm coming, Irene!

[Da] You leaving?

[Adri] No, I'm going for another drink.

[Juan Carlos] Come on! How come you have to leave?

- [Da] You're such a pain, Juan Carlos. - [exhales]

[Jimena] What the hell?

- I don't care. - [Da] You're really annoying me.

[Irene] He didn't come. Doesn't matter.

He's not answering the phone, whatever. I don't care.

It's all right. It's fine. It's all fine. Okay? Because...

I'm with you guys tonight, and friends are the best.

Because friends are always there and never let you down.

- [Jimena] Exactly. - Never.

Okay! So friends, let's go home for one last drink, hmm?

Come on.

- [Irene] Where's Fer? - [Adri] Let's go.

Oh, no. Is he inside?

Fer...

Maybe Jimena knows where Fer could be.

Why would I know where Fer is? Huh?

- Why me? [grunts] - Maybe you saw him leave, grumpy grump.

Fer! Fer.

- Ah, where are you? - [Jimena] Oh, my God.

We're on our way home for one last drink.

- [Irene] You should come. - Seriously.

[Irene] Did you go see your girlfriend or something?

[laughing]

- Da. - You know she's not wasting any time now.

- [Irene] Mm-hmm. - Oh, my God.

It's enough, okay?

Oh, don't be a pain. Just get over here.

Okay.

[Jimena] I can't deal with this.

- He's coming! - He's coming?

[Irene] He's coming.

He's coming? But what's he coming for?

We don't have any beer at home or anything.

No, no, let's just go to sleep.

- I'm not going to sleep. - Go to sleep?

- No. - I'm going to have one last drink.

[Adri] Me too.

[Romano] So?

You want to give me 100%.

But all I'm seeing is 80%.

Huh?

[Romano] If this little number of yours is to demonstrate your dedication...

You're still falling short, Julio.

Romano, I'm giving you everything I've got.

I don't know...

I think... I think any more would be...

an abuse of power and... no.

[exhales deeply]

Well, it's up to you.

[somber music playing]

[exhales deeply]

[Romano] Bring it back tomorrow.

I want you on set at 7 a.m. sharp.

And get some rest. It's going to be rough.

- [Irene] Yes. - [Fer] Irene, careful.

- [Irene moaning] Stop, stop. - [picture frame rattling]

[Irene] Keep going. [moaning]

- [furniture rattling] - [groaning]

[Fer] Oh, I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming!

- I'm coming, I'm coming! - [Irene chuckles]

[Fer grunting, chuckling]

[exhales deeply]

[Fer and Irene grunting]

- Hey. - What?

Can I sleep over here?

- Please. - Seriously?

- No... - Please, the subway stopped running.

- Fer, no! No, no, no, no. - What?

This isn't... no.

- No. - [Fer sighs]

[blows raspberry]

Ugh, how did we fucking end up like this again?

- I mean... - Hmm.

No, no, no, no. It's just...

I say I'm off romance but I can't kick the habit. I'm really just the worst.

Yeah, well, don't stress.

I'd rather have this goodbye any day, over the one we had.

- Mm, right. - Right? At least this time, I can leave...

I don't know, I'm leaving happier.

[both chuckle]

I guess.

[phone beeps]

Right.

Um...

- Get down! Get down, get down. - Hmm?

- Shit. - What's going on?

Don't move. Don't move.

- Fucking shit. - I'm going to the bathroom.

- Don't move, okay? - Okay, I'm not moving.

Ugh. Fuck. Okay.

Irene, I know you're angry but I have a good excuse!

Romano put me back in the movie!

- He's even giving me more scenes. - Seriously?

Yes!

Come on, open up and I'll tell you.

No.

Why are you naked?

I proved to him that I want to be an actor.

And that's thanks to you both.

I owe you.

Did you fuck him?

No, I didn't fuck him. Let me in and I'll tell you.

[Irene] No, we'll talk tomorrow, okay?

[Julio] You're still mad at me?

N-no, I'm not mad, I just... I don't want to talk right now.

[Julio] But Irene, I already said I'm sorry.

What more can I do?

Come on, let me in.

Julio, I...

[Julio] What's up?

[phone beeps]

FROM: JIMENA FER IS IN HER ROOM. THAT'S WHAT'S UP

[Irene] Julio!

Right.

[Fer clears throat] Um...

- Okay. - Finally, we didn't use a condom.

See? It's...

- Yeah. - So...

- We'll talk. - Night. Okay, bye. Thanks, Fer.

Fuck me.

[front door closes]

Tell me the truth. Did you fuck?

If you did, I'd rather know.

It doesn't matter. It was a very long time ago.

Look, you can tell when two people have fucked.

There's this thing they can't hide.

A look.

A slight smile.

[Romano] And Cut!

Okay, great. Great, great, that was beautiful.

Lovely. That was great, sweetie. Just great.

I don't know what's up, but you're a little off. Is everything okay?

Yeah, sorry.

- Well, focus please, okay? - Okay.

Right. You were great, okay sweetie?

- Uh, excellent! - [Julio quietly] Prick.

You're happy, right?

[actress] How did you do it? You were out for good.

Are you a fucking genius or what?

What?

Want to go out for a drink tonight?

["Nothing's Gonna Hurt You Baby" playing]

[sighs]

[phone beeps]

♪ Whispered something in your ear ♪

♪ It was a perverted thing to say ♪

♪ But I said it anyway ♪

♪ Made you smile and look away... ♪

There's no fucking way.

[exhales deeply]

♪ Nothing's gonna take you from my side ♪

[music fades]

[heartfelt music playing]

[music fades]