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It’s 45 minutes already. And I’m still waiting for pizza!

Hello! Here’s your pizza.

What the fuck is this pizza?!

If you’re interested,

there’s my girlfriend is waiting for me in the car.

He could help me out with cleaning.

Well. Damn.

It’s 45 minutes already. And I’m still waiting for pizza!

Fucking great idea!

Yeah... Change a bit. Don’t go out every evening...

Order some food at home...

Fuck, no.

Now I can go out every day!

Finally!

Come in, it’s opened.

Hello. Here’s your pizza.

You’re a lucky guy... show me what you’ve brought.

Why it’s been so long?

Well... it takes time to cook pizza.

Alberto’s, fuck...

Wait...

What the fuck is this?

Alberto’s pizza is the best pizza in town!

That’s your fucking bullshit! It’s not the one I wanted.

It’s made of our best ingredients.

I’ve ordered ‘Margherita’.

I’m sorry, but...

- Listen, wait. - I’m only a delivery guy.

If they fucked it up in the kitchen, it’s not my fault.

What the fuck is this pizza?

There’s onion which makes me bloat.

And there are mushrooms I’m allergic to!

I’m very sorry, but I’m really just a delivery guy.

And it’s not my fault what did the cook put into it.

Are you kidding me? You know how long I’ve been waiting?

I’m super mad!

I’ve been waiting for one hour for pizza!

- I’m sorry. - And you brought this shit!

It’s not your fault! But I’m mad! What the fuck is this pizza?!

- What? - I don’t know. - It’s all bullshit!

- Fucking bullshit! - I’m just a delivery guy...

It’s bullshit! ‘The best pizza, the fastest delivery!;

‘Our staff is the best!’

No! It’s all bullshit.

Fuck off with this crap.

- ‘Alberto’s’ over! - But, but...

This restaurant is fucking over in this town.

You can call your boss and tell.

And tell him you’re all fucking fired.

If I lose my job, I will need to stop my studies.

My parents don’t give me any money.

They won’t help me.

I just need this job.

Maybe your parents would better give you money,

so you won’t deliver fucking bad pizzas.

I don’t give a shit about your university.

- If you want... - You can’t even bring a good pizza!

- Well... - If you want,

there’s alternative option, in case you have ingredients.

For pizza... like, yeast, salt, flour.

Olives, some sausages... salami...

- Wait... - I could cook it for you...

You wanna fucking cook pizza here?

- Yeah, I can... - I have it all, but, fuck...

- But you can cook pizza? - I want you to be satisfied,

Because ‘Alberto’s’ wants to have only happy customers.

So, I can cook it for you here.

So, you wanna fuck it up even more?

I just don’t wanna lose my job.

- And you can cook pizza? - Yeah.

Yeah, I can cook pizza, Alberto taught me how to.

- Wait... - I need all the ingredients.

Moment. Alright, stupid Alberto taught you.

Yeah, well. But isn’t it like,

‘I watched someone’s cooking once, so I can cook as well!’

- ‘I passed ketchup once!’ - No.

- No, for sure I cook pizza. - No, really?

You’ll cook a good pizza, yeah...

OK, but clean it all first. Pizza will wait, but cleaning first.

Well, it takes time for pizza to be ready.

If you’d like to,

there’s my girlfriend waiting for me in the car,

She could help me out with the cleaning.

And I would cook the pizza.

- Wait, your GF is in the car? - Yeah.

- YOU have a girlfriend? - Yes.

- And she’s in the car? - Yes.

Can you leave her here?

I picked her up on my way to work

Wait, wait, wait.

You wish me to be happy, so you’re not fucked?

- Yes. - Yeah?

‘Alberto’s’ wants to have the happiest customers.

I can bring my GF here, if you want, and we’ll decide.

OK! Good, good, good!

But you need to remember: I’m still very mad!

- I understand, I’m sorry. - You really have to understand!

Run for your girlfriend.

Then come over, and clean it all.

- And cook that pizza for me. - Alright.

- I’m going. - Go.

I’m done with this shit.

But girlfriend... sounds interesting!

Alright. Come back quickly!

So, here we are.

- Well, that’s good! - Hello.

- Is this your girlfriend? - Yes. - Hi!

- Is this your boyfriend? - Yes. - Really?

Come here, please.

- That’s his company’s he works for. - I need to clean it all...

- Yeah... - It should be clean everywhere.

- And you’re cooking pizza. - Yes, I’m going to cook pizza.

Until you’ll cook me the perfect pizza.

The one you’re supposed to bring over.

You’ll do whatever I want.

I need you to understand the situation.

You’ll do everything I tell you.

- Alright. - Is it clear?

Everything is clear? You understand?

- Yeah? - Do whatever he says.

- Everything? - Yeah. - Everything.

Give her some mop, it’s in the kitchen.

No rush.

What about the pizza?

In the process. I’m working the dough.

Okay.

And what about the girlfriend?

May I take a look at you?

Hello.

Are you this type of a girl,

who’s gonna do everything for her boyfriend?

- I’d do. - Really?

Do you know what your boyfriend told you?

Yeah. To clean.

I see.

You started it.

Boyfriend is boyfriend...

He’ll promise you everything.

Now it’s serious.

I’m gonna ask you gently now.

Before I turn your BF’s life into hell.

I’d like you to show me something.

Just spread your legs.

Turn around a bit.

So, for the beginning...

Play with your skirt.

Take your panties off.

Lick your left hand fingers.

And pet your pussy.

Pet it with your wet fingers.

Show me.

That’s it. More.

Keep on doing this.

Continue.

I like it.

I was looking for a copper,

and I’ve found gold.

Keep on petting yourself.

Come on.

- What the... - Calm down.

Go back to the kitchen. We need to finish it.

It’s a big cleaning here.

Darling, it’s OK.

You see? It’s OK.

That’s it.

That’s really it.

That’s it, yeah.

Yeah, lick them balls.

Yes. That’s it.

That’s exactly it.

Come on, suck it.

That’s it.

That’s it.

- You really like your boyfriend? - Yeah.

OK. Keep on cleaning then.

But...

I’m going to take a sit.

Well... come here.

Take your panties off.

Show yourself.

Stand up on your feet.

Turn around.

Bring your ass here to me.

Yeah. Bend your back.

Yeah... what do you think?

Yeah... kneel down.

Play with this dick a bit more.

Play with him.

That’s exactly it.

That’s it.

What would your boyfriend say,

come and ride my dick?

Yeah, come here.

Spread your legs.

Yeah.

Is it good?

Are you enjoying?

You’re tight.

Yeah, ride like this.

That’s it.

Yeah, ride like this.

That’s it.

That’s it.

Yes, that’s exactly it.

Bounce on it.

Hopefully, pizza will take time.

Yeah.

Yes, bounce like this.

That’s it. So wet!

Do you want more?

Keep on fucking, yeah.

I’m gonna fuck this ass.

Yeah, spread your legs.

That’s it. Bounce on me.

Fuck me.

That’s it.

Come and suck my dick again.

Kneel down.

Lick my balls.

You started to like it, huh?

Fuck your boyfriend.

Come here again.

Pizza is... What the fuck?!..

How could you cheat on me?!..

You said I have to do everything he says.

Yeah. She listens to you and I wanted to fuck her.

And our deal was clear!

What about the pizza?

- It’s in the oven. - Not ready yet? - No.

So, we can continue.

Yes, keep on fucking.

I wanna fuck you in doggy.

I wanna fuck you in front of him.

Yeah, that’s it.

- Hey, boyfriend! - Darling!..

- Darling! - I have an unusual request.

Can you pass that blue chair here?

Good boy.

He really wants to graduate.

Wait...

That’s it.

This is the best thing you could do for me.

This is fucking cool.

I don’t wanna sound sneaky,

but it’s your fault.

You said I have to do whatever he says.

Everything.

But you know what’s the worst?

That he’s just saving his ass.

You’re not his priority.

His priority is that stupid pizzeria.

Stupid pizzeria.

You know.

World is evil nowadays.

Everyone thinks about carrier only.

And about universities, work...

Such a wet pussy.

Alright.

Turn around a little bit.

Yeah. Tighten your ass.

Tighten your ass...

Tighten your hole... Show your pussy.

Look, how upset he is.

Kneel down.

Come on!

That’s it.

Come closer.

Oh my God. That’s it.

Nice ass!

Come closer...

Well.

Move your ass.

Move it.

See, how your boyfriend is looking at you.

Don’t look at him.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You see.

Yeah, that’s it.

Come on, ride it.

That’s it.

Yeah. That’s it.

Bend your back.

Just masturbate.

Do it, do it.

That’s it.

Do I have to keep fucking?

Tell me.

That’s it.

More...

You like it, honey. Come here.

I’ll fuck you more.

Come on.

Pizza is ready.

Fuck off with the pizza.

That’s it.

That’s fucking good.

That’s it.

We’re good on time.

Well.

There’s pizza and cleaning left.

Here’s the pizza.

Aha!

- Let me see. - It’s ready.

Are you fucking kidding me?

What the... Let me try...

Fucking disgusting!

You know what?

I’m done with you for today.

Take all this shit.

Get fucking away from this place.

Until I’ll cancel all the fucking restaurants in the town.

Disgusting!

Get the fuck out! So I won’t see you again.

The girl was good though.