Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:12,040 --> 00:00:15,042
Maggie: Jason, if I tell you something, will you promise not to laugh?
2
00:00:15,042 --> 00:00:17,035
Jason: Sure.
3
00:00:17,035 --> 00:00:19,035
Maggie: I miss Mike already.
4
00:00:19,035 --> 00:00:38,031
Jason: Excuse me. Ah ha ha ha. Eggs or pancakes.
5
00:00:38,031 --> 00:00:43,027
Maggie: You know what I think? Well I'll tell you what I think. I think you miss Mike as much as I do.
6
00:00:43,027 --> 00:00:49,021
Jason: Honey, he just moved out seven hours ago for crying out aloud. And it's just over the garage.
7
00:00:49,021 --> 00:00:57,020
Maggie: I guess this is something that all parents have to go through. Facing the day when their baby leaves the nest and doesn't need anything from them anymore.
8
00:00:57,020 --> 00:01:00,012
Mike: Dad I need your tool box.
9
00:01:00,012 --> 00:01:01,013
Jason: Basement, behind the dryer.
10
00:01:01,013 --> 00:01:02,010
Mike: Alright thanks.
11
00:01:02,010 --> 00:01:05,010
Maggie: Mike, have a meal.
12
00:01:05,010 --> 00:01:15,004
Mike: Sorry mum, no time. I have tons of work to do on my place. Believe me, you guys will not be disappointed. I am taking to independence like Carol takes to food.
13
00:01:15,004 --> 00:01:17,009
Jason: Still miss him?
14
00:01:17,009 --> 00:01:21,999
Carol: Good morning all. The first Mike free morning. I love it.
15
00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:24,004
Mike: Behind the washer or dryer?
16
00:01:24,004 --> 00:01:25,998
Jason: Dryer.
17
00:01:25,998 --> 00:01:27,004
Carol: I thought you moved?
18
00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:31,994
Mike: I thought you showered.
19
00:01:31,994 --> 00:01:35,994
Maggie: Well I have to change the baby. Carol, will you set the table please?
20
00:01:35,994 --> 00:01:37,996
Carol: Well it was my day yesterday. Today is Mike's day.
21
00:01:37,996 --> 00:01:42,988
Jason: Well Mike has chores at his own place now. Some of the load will have to shift.
22
00:01:42,988 --> 00:01:46,993
Carol: So how come every time a load gets shifted, it plops on me?
23
00:01:46,993 --> 00:01:49,984
Jason: Carol, I'm trying to cook food here.
24
00:01:49,984 --> 00:01:51,992
Carol: Ok, ok, its beneath me to complain.
25
00:01:51,992 --> 00:01:53,983
Ben: Anything beneath you...
26
00:01:53,983 --> 00:01:56,989
Carol: One word from you, and you will wish, as I do, that you'd never been born.
27
00:01:56,989 --> 00:01:57,983
Ben: What?
28
00:01:57,983 --> 00:01:59,985
Carol: So now that Mike's gone, it's your job to insult me?
29
00:01:59,985 --> 00:02:02,979
Ben: You got it jumbo.
30
00:02:02,979 --> 00:02:05,982
Jason: Ben!
31
00:02:05,982 --> 00:02:07,981
Mike: Alright. Electrical tape?
32
00:02:07,981 --> 00:02:09,978
Jason: Living room end table drawer.
33
00:02:09,978 --> 00:02:10,972
Mike: Thanks.
34
00:02:10,972 --> 00:02:15,971
Jason: Oh Mike. Just so we get this rental agreement off on the right foot here, you know that rent is due in...
35
00:02:15,971 --> 00:02:15,976
Mike: In advance.
36
00:02:15,976 --> 00:02:16,970
Jason: Yeah.
37
00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,971
Mike: Right, thanks.
38
00:02:18,971 --> 00:02:22,967
Jason: That would, uh, be today Mike.
39
00:02:22,967 --> 00:02:23,969
Mike: What you mean like right now?
40
00:02:23,969 --> 00:02:28,966
Carol: Hu!
41
00:02:28,966 --> 00:02:32,961
Jason: That, uh, rent is fifty Mike. You're thirty short.
42
00:02:32,961 --> 00:02:37,963
Mike: Well how the heck could that be? Alright, I will be back in less than a minute.
43
00:02:37,963 --> 00:02:38,959
Ben: Ha!
44
00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:44,954
Carol: He said that he'd be back. He didn't say that he'd have the money.
45
00:02:44,954 --> 00:02:45,953
Mike: Mum.
46
00:02:45,953 --> 00:02:46,953
Maggie: Yeah honey?
47
00:02:46,953 --> 00:02:54,948
Mike: Hi Chris. You know mum, what with me fixing up my new place and all, I've kinda run a little out of money for food and...
48
00:02:54,948 --> 00:02:56,948
Maggie: Of course sweetheart. How much do you need?
49
00:02:56,948 --> 00:04:04,913
Mike: Oh, just thirt...Forty would be terrific.
50
00:04:04,913 --> 00:04:07,912
Mike: Thirty, forty and fifty.
51
00:04:07,912 --> 00:04:12,914
Jason: Well congratulations Mike. You're first months rent on your first apartment, paid in full and on time.
52
00:04:12,914 --> 00:04:16,909
Mike: The first of many dad.
53
00:04:16,909 --> 00:04:21,909
Jason: Carol, I think you should consider having a little more faith in your brother now that he's out on his own.
54
00:04:21,909 --> 00:04:30,902
Maggie: Jason, do you have any cash? I need to go shopping and I just lent all mine to Mike.
55
00:04:30,902 --> 00:04:31,901
Jason: Mike!
56
00:04:31,901 --> 00:04:32,903
Mike: Hey dad. What's up?
57
00:04:32,903 --> 00:04:37,899
Jason: Your scam. Did you really think it was alright to borrow your rent money from mum?
58
00:04:37,899 --> 00:04:39,893
Mike: Yeah. Hey could you hold this?
59
00:04:39,893 --> 00:04:45,894
Jason: Mike, come on. Now we had an agreement about you renting, that we, uh, agreed to. Now here is your first day and...
60
00:04:45,894 --> 00:04:48,886
Mike: Yeah, but you didn't say anything about where I got the rent money.
61
00:04:48,886 --> 00:04:48,891
Jason: No, but come on.
62
00:04:48,891 --> 00:04:49,888
Mike: Can you pull it a little tighter?
63
00:04:49,888 --> 00:04:50,886
Jason: Sure.
64
00:04:50,886 --> 00:04:50,894
Mike: Thanks.
65
00:04:50,894 --> 00:05:00,889
Jason: Come on Mike. Now the spirit of our agreement is that there is a price that you pay to be on your own. An here you are, and right away, you're splicing into our cable TV, aren't you?
66
00:05:00,889 --> 00:05:02,884
Mike: Yeah, and you're helping me.
67
00:05:02,884 --> 00:05:04,878
Jason: Mike, this is wrong.
68
00:05:04,878 --> 00:05:06,876
Mike: Well then don't do it. I'll just get Ben.
69
00:05:06,876 --> 00:05:07,880
Jason: We've got to talk.
70
00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:08,878
Mike: What? Now?
71
00:05:08,878 --> 00:05:14,874
Jason: Yes. We've got to get this agreement of our cleared up if it's to have any future, If you're going to have any future.
72
00:05:14,874 --> 00:05:17,870
Mike: Dad, can we just talk about this later? I've got class in an hour.
73
00:05:17,870 --> 00:05:19,871
Jason: No! We can't. We..you've got a what?
74
00:05:19,871 --> 00:05:21,870
Mike: Class in an hour.
75
00:05:21,870 --> 00:05:22,873
Jason: Class?
76
00:05:22,873 --> 00:05:23,868
Mike: Yeah.
77
00:05:23,868 --> 00:05:28,865
Jason: Uh hu. Sure, no, good. Ok.
78
00:05:28,865 --> 00:05:35,861
Mike: Ok. Thanks. Hey dad.
79
00:05:35,861 --> 00:05:36,860
Jason: What?
80
00:05:36,860 --> 00:05:45,855
Mike: I just wanted to say that I didn't like borrowing that rent money from mum. It's just that I really wanted to honor our agreement.
81
00:05:45,855 --> 00:05:48,863
Jason: Uh hu. Honor's good.
82
00:05:48,863 --> 00:05:58,856
Mike: Yeah thanks. See you later.
83
00:05:58,856 --> 00:06:04,849
Jason: Well what do you know. What do you know what do you know, what do you know wo wo.
84
00:06:04,849 --> 00:06:05,848
Maggie: Jason!
85
00:06:05,848 --> 00:06:08,847
Jason: Listen to this. Do you know what Mike just said?
86
00:06:08,847 --> 00:06:10,851
Maggie: Mike's not here Jason and you're hopping up and down all alone.
87
00:06:10,851 --> 00:06:14,848
Jason: No but he was here. Listen to this. He just said he was going to class.
88
00:06:14,848 --> 00:06:16,841
Maggie: Mike who?
89
00:06:16,841 --> 00:06:23,835
Jason: Our son. That's not all. He also said that he wanted to honor our agreement. I'm not making this up.
90
00:06:23,835 --> 00:06:24,842
Maggie: Wow.
91
00:06:24,842 --> 00:06:32,832
Jason: And, he also apologized for borrowing the rent money from you so he could pay the rent.
92
00:06:32,832 --> 00:06:34,829
Maggie: That's why he wanted the money?
93
00:06:34,829 --> 00:06:35,831
Jason: Yeah.
94
00:06:35,831 --> 00:06:39,829
Maggie: But he said that was for food. He lied to me.
95
00:06:39,829 --> 00:06:41,825
Jason: He realizes that.
96
00:06:41,825 --> 00:06:43,829
Maggie: Of course he realizes it. He did it.
97
00:06:43,829 --> 00:06:44,824
Jason: Calm down.
98
00:06:44,824 --> 00:06:46,827
Maggie: Well Jason, I certainly can't let him get away with lying to me.
99
00:06:46,827 --> 00:06:48,823
Jason: Oh yes you can, wait a bit.
100
00:06:48,823 --> 00:06:49,824
Maggie: I can.
101
00:06:49,824 --> 00:06:51,821
Jason: He lied to you to honor our agreement.
102
00:06:51,821 --> 00:06:52,824
Maggie: Oh and that's more important?
103
00:06:52,824 --> 00:07:06,818
Jason: No, I'm just saying that finally I think he's showing a little maturity and responsibility. He's actually choosing to go to class. And I think that's the direct result of us giving him a little independence and space. Treating him like an adult.
104
00:07:06,818 --> 00:07:10,818
Maggie: Oh if you're convinced that you're agreement is working, I can hold off talking to Mike.
105
00:07:10,818 --> 00:07:12,814
Jason: It's working better than I dreamed.
106
00:07:12,814 --> 00:07:33,804
Maggie: Good! Now I need cash for the market, can you give me the money that I gave to Mike, that he gave you for the rent? You know Jason, if I didn't know better, I'd think that Mike just got out of paying his rent.
107
00:07:33,804 --> 00:07:35,803
Jason: Oh can I help with those groceries?
108
00:07:35,803 --> 00:07:38,799
Maggie: No. Your timing, as usual, is perfect.
109
00:07:38,799 --> 00:07:43,794
Jason: Not really, I was hiding in the hallway till I heard you close your trunk.
110
00:07:43,794 --> 00:07:45,793
Maggie: That's ok. Mike helped me.
111
00:07:45,793 --> 00:07:46,795
Jason: Mike's still here?
112
00:07:46,795 --> 00:07:56,793
Maggie: And he was so sweet about it. I didn't even have to ask. I mean, I got to hand it to you. You were right and wait a minute, there's a bag missing.
113
00:07:56,793 --> 00:07:58,790
Jason: Well, we're going to have a son missing too.
114
00:07:58,790 --> 00:07:59,789
Maggie: You don't know that he took it.
115
00:07:59,789 --> 00:08:00,788
Jason: Took what?
116
00:08:00,788 --> 00:08:02,784
Maggie: What have we been talking about?
117
00:08:02,784 --> 00:08:05,786
Jason: Talking about the fact that Mike is still here when he said he was going to class.
118
00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:06,782
Maggie: We were?
119
00:08:06,782 --> 00:08:10,778
Jason: Yes Maggie. He lied to me.
120
00:08:10,778 --> 00:08:11,778
Maggie: You seem upset.
121
00:08:11,778 --> 00:08:12,784
Jason: Of course I am. Wouldn't you be?
122
00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:16,773
Maggie: I would. I was. I am. Let's go talk to him.
123
00:08:16,773 --> 00:08:25,774
Jason: No Maggie. Wait a minute. The easiest thing in the world for me to do would be to go up there and treat him like a spoilt child. But we agreed, we're going to give him some room, some freedom. The freedom to fail.
124
00:08:25,774 --> 00:08:28,769
Maggie: we gave him the freedom, he failed. Let's go.
125
00:08:28,769 --> 00:08:49,759
Jason: Maggie, no. There's got to be a way to get some action without violating our agreement.
126
00:08:49,759 --> 00:08:51,756
Mike: Hey.
127
00:08:51,756 --> 00:08:54,760
Jason: Sorry Mike, I must have got a little careless with these clippers.
128
00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:57,751
Boner: Same thing happens with my baba.
129
00:08:57,751 --> 00:08:58,757
Jason: Boner!
130
00:08:58,757 --> 00:09:00,749
Jason: The one and only.
131
00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:00,758
Jason: Well where's Mike?
132
00:09:00,758 --> 00:09:04,753
Boner: Just missed him. He had a history class and he needed someone to wait here for a delivery.
133
00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:06,752
Jason: I thought his class started half an hour ago.
134
00:09:06,752 --> 00:09:09,745
Boner: Oh it did.
135
00:09:09,745 --> 00:09:11,747
Jason: Well I guess a little class is better than none.
136
00:09:11,747 --> 00:09:13,744
Boner: That's my motto.
137
00:09:13,744 --> 00:09:17,743
Jason: Boner, you said you were waiting for a delivery?
138
00:09:17,743 --> 00:09:18,748
Boner: No. I didn't.
139
00:09:18,748 --> 00:09:20,745
Jason: Yes you did.
140
00:09:20,745 --> 00:09:23,736
Boner: Darn. I wasn't supposed to tell you.
141
00:09:23,736 --> 00:09:24,742
Jason: What else weren't you supposed to tell me?
142
00:09:24,742 --> 00:09:30,741
Boner: Well that Mike bought a....don't Doctor Seaver. You almost tricked me.
143
00:09:30,741 --> 00:09:33,740
Jason: I was foolish to try.
144
00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:38,734
Boner: Listen, do you mind if we don't talk anymore, cos I don't trust myself.
145
00:09:38,734 --> 00:09:39,728
Boner: Thanks. Though, I've got to hand it to you , doctor Seaver, I think it's great that you are letting Mike move out, screw around and stay out all night, miss classes, and not yelling at him or anything. That's what I call being a decent father.
146
00:09:39,728 --> 00:09:51,728
Jason: Ok.
147
00:09:51,728 --> 00:09:55,728
Jason: You have no idea what hearing you say that means to me Boner.
148
00:09:55,728 --> 00:10:11,716
Boner: I mean my dad gets nervous if I spend more than five minutes in the bathroom. Can you imagine what he'd do if I spent three hundred bucks on a water bed? Woops!
149
00:10:11,716 --> 00:10:12,716
Mike: Hey there dad.
150
00:10:12,716 --> 00:10:15,712
Jason: Hey Mike. Long day?
151
00:10:15,712 --> 00:10:18,713
Mike: Yeah. College aint no nine to five job.
152
00:10:18,713 --> 00:10:19,711
Jason: Hungry?
153
00:10:19,711 --> 00:10:20,713
Mike: Yeah, just a little bit.
154
00:10:20,713 --> 00:10:26,703
Jason: Well never mind that cold baloney. I saved you a plate.
155
00:10:26,703 --> 00:10:28,706
Mike: Ah thanks. That's mighty nice of you dad.
156
00:10:28,706 --> 00:10:30,701
Jason: I good hot meal to help you study.
157
00:10:30,701 --> 00:10:33,703
Mike: It didn't all through high school.
158
00:10:33,703 --> 00:10:38,696
Jason: So that's meat loaf, green beans, and potatoes.
159
00:10:38,696 --> 00:10:48,697
Mike: Yep, sure is. What's this?
160
00:10:48,697 --> 00:10:51,693
Jason: Your check.
161
00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:52,696
Mike: You're charging me now?
162
00:10:52,696 --> 00:10:54,687
Jason: Uh hu.
163
00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:57,688
Mike: But dad. Our agreement includes meal privileges.
164
00:10:57,688 --> 00:10:59,690
Jason: When you're on time.
165
00:10:59,690 --> 00:11:02,687
Mike: Oh, so because I'm a couple of measly hours late, you're going to make me pay?
166
00:11:02,687 --> 00:11:09,684
Jason: Look, I'm not really charging you Mike. This is an object lesson. I just wanted you to see that you're going to have to be more faithful to our deal.
167
00:11:09,684 --> 00:11:12,680
Mike: Dad, if there's anyone who is violating our agreement, it's you.
168
00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:13,685
Jason: Wait a minute. You're the one who didn't pay the rent.
169
00:11:13,685 --> 00:11:15,676
Mike: I did pay it.
170
00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:20,676
Jason: Oh yeah. With mum's money. And we were going to talk about that except we couldn't because you said you were off to class.
171
00:11:20,676 --> 00:11:21,676
Mike: I did go to class.
172
00:11:21,676 --> 00:11:29,672
Jason: Yeah, half an hour late. And why were you late Mike? Because you were out there waiting for a delivery of some water bed that you bought with money which you should have set aside for your rent.
173
00:11:29,672 --> 00:11:31,671
Mike: what did you do? Hire some private detective or something?
174
00:11:31,671 --> 00:11:33,666
Jason: Oh come on. Don't change the subject.
175
00:11:33,666 --> 00:11:37,666
Mike: I'm not. The subject is that you have been acting more like a dad ever since I moved out, than you did when I lived here.
176
00:11:37,666 --> 00:11:42,669
Jason: Look, I gave you total freedom mike. Unfortunately you showed that you can't handle it. So now I got to take it back.
177
00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:44,660
Mike: Well you can't have it.
178
00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:46,662
Jason: So what. So you don't want my help anymore? My guidance?
179
00:11:46,662 --> 00:11:47,662
Mike: No.
180
00:11:47,662 --> 00:12:13,649
Jason: Oh wait a minute. Just before you say that Mike, just think, think. Yeah, I could treat you like a stranger, like a tenant. With no freebies and no bending of the rules. Or I could treat you like my son. Now yes, there's occasional interference which goes along with that, but also all the love and support. Now come on. So what's it going to be, tenant or son?
181
00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:14,650
Mike: I'll take tenant!
182
00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:16,648
Jason: Oh fine. If that's the way you want it.
183
00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:18,649
Mike: That's the way I want it.
184
00:12:18,649 --> 00:12:26,640
Jason: Well if that's the way you want it then. That's the way it will be. From now on, I have no son.
185
00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:33,638
Jason: Maggie, I have bent over backwards for this boy. I've approached him with love, kindness, understanding.
186
00:12:33,638 --> 00:12:34,635
Maggie: What's this?
187
00:12:34,635 --> 00:12:37,633
Jason: Oh nothing.
188
00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:43,634
Maggie: Students meat loaf special, eight ninety five.
189
00:12:43,634 --> 00:12:48,633
Jason: Ok that's the check I gave mike for his dinner. It was an object lesson.
190
00:12:48,633 --> 00:12:57,623
Maggie: Jason, you charged our son eight ninety five for your cruddy meat loaf?
191
00:12:57,623 --> 00:13:00,623
Jason: I could have charged a la carte.
192
00:13:00,623 --> 00:13:02,620
Maggie: Jason, you are missing the point.
193
00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:09,617
Jason: How can you have this attitude when you know full well the only reason he borrowed money from you was to buy that stupid water bed.
194
00:13:09,617 --> 00:13:10,616
Maggie: Knowing what?
195
00:13:10,616 --> 00:13:16,615
Jason: Oh don't play dumb. I didn't mention that?
196
00:13:16,615 --> 00:13:17,617
Maggie: No you didn't.
197
00:13:17,617 --> 00:13:23,614
Jason: Well I meant to. Ok, I should have. Can we fight about that after we fight about this?
198
00:13:23,614 --> 00:13:26,609
Maggie: Did you tell mike that he can't waste his money on a water bed?
199
00:13:26,609 --> 00:13:26,612
Jason: No.
200
00:13:26,612 --> 00:13:27,608
Maggie: Then I will.
201
00:13:27,608 --> 00:13:33,606
Jason: No Maggie. Look, if he wants to be treated like a tenant, then that's how we'll treat him. He has no idea what he's giving up.
202
00:13:33,606 --> 00:13:42,595
Maggie: Uh hu. So let's see. At this point Mike has his own place without paying the rent, he's skipping classes and he has a water bed.
203
00:13:42,595 --> 00:13:49,597
Jason: And he's naive enough to think he's got it made.
204
00:13:49,597 --> 00:13:51,596
Boner: Hey, us trio of guys are going to have great times in this bed.
205
00:13:51,596 --> 00:13:54,596
Mike: Boner!
206
00:13:54,596 --> 00:14:06,586
Eddie: Shut up Bone head. Michael, I'm ashamed of myself man. I mean when I heard you were moving out over the garage instead of a real apartment, well I'll just say it, I thought you were wiping out.
207
00:14:06,586 --> 00:14:06,587
Eddie: Hey you bite it. But I now see I was wrong. You have got your parental units all wrapped around your little finger you dog.
208
00:14:06,587 --> 00:14:14,578
Boner: Bite your tongue!
209
00:14:14,578 --> 00:14:17,577
Mike: Nah, I don't have any units. My parents disowned me.
210
00:14:17,577 --> 00:14:27,573
Eddie: You lucky stiff. Now this apartment aren't quite as big as mine, but it will do.
211
00:14:27,573 --> 00:14:27,579
Mike: Yeah, well you got to share yours with your cousin.
212
00:14:27,579 --> 00:14:32,570
Eddie: Yeah well, Dennis goes his way and I go mine. At least I still don't live at home with mummy and daddy.
213
00:14:32,570 --> 00:14:37,571
Boner: Hey, I want to move out. I'm just not allowed to.
214
00:14:37,571 --> 00:14:42,567
Mike: Hey, who turned off the water?
215
00:14:42,567 --> 00:14:43,570
Mike: Hey, what's going on?
216
00:14:43,570 --> 00:14:48,565
Jason: I'm sorry Mr. Seaver, but until the tenant pays his rent, there will be no water.
217
00:14:48,565 --> 00:14:50,558
Mike: Oh come on dad.
218
00:14:50,558 --> 00:14:57,557
Jason: Oh, your father's here? I would love to meet him.
219
00:14:57,557 --> 00:15:00,555
Eddie: So, what do you want to do Mike?
220
00:15:00,555 --> 00:15:01,554
Mike: I don't know, what do you guys want to do?
221
00:15:01,554 --> 00:15:03,558
Eddie: Hey, let's see what's on the ecstasy channel.
222
00:15:03,558 --> 00:15:05,557
Mike: No, I'm having cable trouble.
223
00:15:05,557 --> 00:15:08,549
Boner: I know what Eddie, we can go to your house and watch TV.
224
00:15:08,549 --> 00:15:10,554
Eddie: Oh, sorry guys. Can't. My cousin's having a party.
225
00:15:10,554 --> 00:15:11,549
Boner: Oh, I'm into that.
226
00:15:11,549 --> 00:15:13,555
Mike: Alright. There are going to be tons of babies there.
227
00:15:13,555 --> 00:15:17,544
Eddie: No.
228
00:15:17,544 --> 00:15:20,549
Boner: I know we could go to my house and see if my mum got a crock pot.
229
00:15:20,549 --> 00:15:22,546
Eddie: Oh hey, I could use a home cooked meal.
230
00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:23,542
Boner: Mike?
231
00:15:23,542 --> 00:15:28,543
Mike: No no, you guys go ahead and do that family thing. I'm going to stay here and get something happening with my half empty water bed.
232
00:15:28,543 --> 00:15:31,542
Boner: I like to think of it as half full.
233
00:15:31,542 --> 00:15:36,535
Eddie: I like to think of you as a half wit.
234
00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:37,534
Mike: See you later guys.
235
00:15:37,534 --> 00:15:37,535
Eddie: Have a good time.
236
00:15:37,535 --> 00:15:40,539
Boner: Bye.
237
00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:56,530
Mike: Yep, this is great. I can do anything I want. This is living.
238
00:15:56,530 --> 00:16:11,522
Jason: Hold on to it Ben. Yes that's it. Yes, swish. Almost swish. Good, let's see how you do against a little defense. Ready? Ho ho ho ho. Up and in. Hey, great move son.
239
00:16:11,522 --> 00:16:13,517
Ben: Thanks for showing it to me dad.
240
00:16:13,517 --> 00:16:26,509
Jason: Well that's what fathers are for. Spending some quality time with their sons. You'll appreciate that when you get a little older. And speaking of getting older Ben, isn't it about time I raised your allowance?
241
00:16:26,509 --> 00:16:27,512
Ben: Say, it sure is.
242
00:16:27,512 --> 00:16:31,503
Jason: What would you say to another ten dollars a week?
243
00:16:31,503 --> 00:16:32,508
Ben: How about we make it twenty?
244
00:16:32,508 --> 00:16:34,505
Jason: We rehearsed this Ben.
245
00:16:34,505 --> 00:16:37,507
Ben: So you will give me twenty?
246
00:16:37,507 --> 00:16:42,497
Jason: Well there it is lad, another twenty dollars.
247
00:16:42,497 --> 00:16:43,503
Ben: Gee being the oldest son is OK.
248
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:44,503
Jason: That's enough Ben.
249
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,504
Ben: I wouldn't be surprised if I live here my whole life.
250
00:16:46,504 --> 00:16:48,494
Jason: Don't get carried away.
251
00:16:48,494 --> 00:16:50,498
Ben: Man, when I grow up, I'm never moving out.
252
00:16:50,498 --> 00:16:55,490
Jason: Ok, it's about lunch time. Ben, what was that?
253
00:16:55,490 --> 00:16:56,492
Ben: I was acting.
254
00:16:56,492 --> 00:16:58,494
Jason: Well don't plan a career on it.
255
00:16:58,494 --> 00:17:01,494
Ben: Gee dad, I did the best I could.
256
00:17:01,494 --> 00:17:05,487
Jason: Yeah, I'm sorry. It was good.
257
00:17:05,487 --> 00:17:08,490
Ben: Now that was acting.
258
00:17:08,490 --> 00:17:42,468
Jason: Ho ho, ho, ho! Wow! Wow!
259
00:17:42,468 --> 00:17:43,465
Mike: Yeah.
260
00:17:43,465 --> 00:17:44,465
Ben: Mike.
261
00:17:44,465 --> 00:17:46,470
Mike: Benny! Hey, Benny, come in, come in.
262
00:17:46,470 --> 00:17:47,470
Ben: You mean inside?
263
00:17:47,470 --> 00:17:49,466
Mike: Yeah, of course.
264
00:17:49,466 --> 00:17:53,459
Ben: But you said I couldn't come in unless what a cool bed.
265
00:17:53,459 --> 00:17:55,458
Mike: Hey, do you want to touch it?
266
00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:56,459
Ben: Cool.
267
00:17:56,459 --> 00:17:58,464
Mike: So, what's going on?
268
00:17:58,464 --> 00:17:59,458
Ben: With me?
269
00:17:59,458 --> 00:18:05,453
Mike: Yeah with you, mum, carol, the baby and uh, you know, everybody.
270
00:18:05,453 --> 00:18:12,456
Ben: Well, Carol's in a panic because she gained a pound and a half. Mum's not talking to dad, dads not talking to mum, and I made twenty bucks. Is this thing legal?
271
00:18:12,456 --> 00:18:16,446
Mike: Yeah, in some states. Hey, why don't you stay for dinner?
272
00:18:16,446 --> 00:18:16,454
Ben: Dinner. Um, I'm supposed to.
273
00:18:16,454 --> 00:18:20,451
Mike: I got your favorite, baked beans.
274
00:18:20,451 --> 00:18:28,441
Ben: Um, no, see, that's what I'm here for. I'm supposed to invite you to a family dinner at that restaurant with the ninety none foot salad bar.
275
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:31,445
Mike: Family dinner. Uh, who's inviting me?
276
00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:35,442
Ben: Well, I'm not supposed to say. Dad would kill me.
277
00:18:35,442 --> 00:18:36,441
Mike: Dad!
278
00:18:36,441 --> 00:18:37,441
Ben: Oh, no.
279
00:18:37,441 --> 00:18:40,440
Mike: No worries Benny. I won't tell dad that you spilled your guts.
280
00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:41,440
Ben: Thanks.
281
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:46,432
Mike: Well, well. Dad is inviting me to a family dinner. Isn't that interesting?
282
00:18:46,432 --> 00:18:47,438
Carol: Did you tell dad that you invited Mike?
283
00:18:47,438 --> 00:18:51,433
Maggie: I didn't tell him anything. When you're married you'll understand.
284
00:18:51,433 --> 00:18:52,431
Ben: Mum!
285
00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:53,433
Maggie: Did you get Mike to come with us?
286
00:18:53,433 --> 00:19:02,421
Ben: I sure did. I got his beans too. Boy was I great. He even thinks dad invited him. You know lying is fun when you call it acting.
287
00:19:02,421 --> 00:19:08,418
Maggie: That's good Ben. Sort of. Let's get in the car.
288
00:19:08,418 --> 00:19:09,425
Jason: Well, well. What do you know.
289
00:19:09,425 --> 00:19:11,419
Mike: Yeah, what do you know.
290
00:19:11,419 --> 00:19:13,416
Jason: So you finally decided to join the...
291
00:19:13,416 --> 00:19:14,417
Mike: I finally decided!
292
00:19:14,417 --> 00:19:14,418
Jason: Oh, I finally did?
293
00:19:14,418 --> 00:19:15,414
Jason: You wanted to be the tenant.
294
00:19:15,414 --> 00:19:16,420
Mike: Dad, you're the one who invited me.
295
00:19:16,420 --> 00:19:17,420
Mike: Dad! If you want me to come, just say.
296
00:19:17,420 --> 00:19:19,420
Jason: I'm the father. I'll talk first. Ok?
297
00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:22,411
Mike: Well I thought I didn't have a father.
298
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:30,409
Jason: I said I was a father, not your father. And this father is taking his family out to a Saturday dinner. The question is what are you doing here?
299
00:19:30,409 --> 00:19:32,414
Maggie: I invited him. Can we please go now?
300
00:19:32,414 --> 00:19:33,413
Mike: What?
301
00:19:33,413 --> 00:19:34,404
Jason: What? Then I'm not going.
302
00:19:34,404 --> 00:19:35,411
Mike: Well I'm not going.
303
00:19:35,411 --> 00:19:41,402
Maggie: That's it. That's it, I am not going to stand here and listen to the two of you butt heads.
304
00:19:41,402 --> 00:19:45,399
Mike: Do you hear what she called us?
305
00:19:45,399 --> 00:19:47,402
Jason: Maggie, you are getting so excited.
306
00:19:47,402 --> 00:20:42,370
Maggie: You bet I am. And I should have got excited the minute you two started acting like tenant and landlord instead of father and son. I mean what a load of poppy cock. Pardon my language. But the truth is Mike, you can never be just a tenant. I mean if it were that easy to get rid of a child who was acting like a total jack arse, and lets face it mike, skipping class, lying, not paying your rent because you wasted it on a water bed, is being a total jack arse. If it were that easy to turn your kids into tenants, there would be parents with renters in every home in every garage in North America and Canada. And Jason, what burns me up is that you know better. But honey sometimes you've got the temperature on high, and nothing in the oven.
307
00:20:42,370 --> 00:20:42,376
Jason: Well I'm.
308
00:20:42,376 --> 00:20:47,372
Maggie: Don't interrupt me. I'm hungry.
309
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:50,369
Ben: Me too!
310
00:20:50,369 --> 00:21:24,349
Maggie: But I don't want to go out anymore. I want to cook for my family, my entire family. Even the ones who are acting like major loons. Ben, Carol, out of the car. So I am going to walk back inside and start to cook dinner. And if the two of you are two hours late, or even twenty years late, you will always have a place at my table. No charge.
311
00:21:24,349 --> 00:21:36,337
Carol: Hu!
312
00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:39,339
Mike: Boy, something bothering her.
313
00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:41,335
Jason: Boy.
314
00:21:41,335 --> 00:21:43,339
Mike: I don't think she should have treated us like that at all.
315
00:21:43,339 --> 00:21:51,329
Jason: Me either. I mean she thinks we are being irrational just because we applied a little bit of logic to a very difficult and kind of
316
00:21:51,329 --> 00:21:51,334
Mike: Yeah.
317
00:21:51,334 --> 00:21:52,336
Jason: And kind of complex.
318
00:21:52,336 --> 00:21:59,330
Mike: Yeah. So what are you going to do?
319
00:21:59,330 --> 00:22:03,329
Jason: Well I'm not going back in there. Not yet.
320
00:22:03,329 --> 00:22:09,325
Mike: Me either. Think I'm just going to go upstairs and eat my beans.
321
00:22:09,325 --> 00:22:10,325
Jason: Good luck.
322
00:22:10,325 --> 00:22:13,318
Mike: Thanks.
323
00:22:13,318 --> 00:22:16,321
Jason: Yeah, I'm just going to stay out here.
324
00:22:16,321 --> 00:22:17,318
Mike: You're going to stay out here?
325
00:22:17,318 --> 00:22:18,320
Jason: Uh hu.
326
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:20,318
Mike: Isn't it kind of cold?
327
00:22:20,318 --> 00:22:27,309
Jason: Not as cold as it is in the kitchen.
328
00:22:27,309 --> 00:22:28,310
Mike: Ok. See you later.
329
00:22:28,310 --> 00:22:37,307
Jason: Yip.
330
00:22:37,307 --> 00:22:38,306
Mike: Hey dad.
331
00:22:38,306 --> 00:22:38,311
Jason: Yes.
332
00:22:38,311 --> 00:22:40,310
Mike: Here.
333
00:22:40,310 --> 00:22:42,301
Jason: What's this?
334
00:22:42,301 --> 00:22:49,297
Mike: Rest of my rent money. And not a cent of it is from mum, or Carol or Ben.
335
00:22:49,297 --> 00:22:53,296
Jason: Well you cornered Boner.
336
00:22:53,296 --> 00:22:58,299
Mike: You really don't know me at all, do you, dad?
337
00:22:58,299 --> 00:23:00,298
Carol: Now dad's got his arm around mike.
338
00:23:00,298 --> 00:23:02,291
Ben: He's probably strangling him.
339
00:23:02,291 --> 00:23:05,292
Carol: No, no. They are laughing.
340
00:23:05,292 --> 00:23:07,291
Ben: And talking.
341
00:23:07,291 --> 00:23:16,291
Maggie: Thank god. Carol, set the table please. For five.
342
00:23:16,291 --> 00:30:11,057
Carol: Before I do anything, I want to make sure that they are actually getting along. Damn it, I'm sure.
/*本字幕取自里仁互动学习软件*/
/*请勿用于商业用途*/
/*程序编制：thanks QQ：52047423*/
32795
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof