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WOMAN: Long ago,
our galaxy was ruled
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by an alien race
called the Eridians
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whose power and technology
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were far beyond
human comprehension.
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Though they disappeared
ages ago,
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they left behind fragments
of their technology,
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scraps that became
the foundation
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for all human advancement.
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But the Eridians'
greatest secrets
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were hidden in a vault
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located on the planet Pandora.
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The once peaceful world
was overrun by corporations,
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criminals,
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- and treasure seekers...
- MAN: Guns, guns, guns!
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WOMAN: ...fighting
and killing one another
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for a chance to find the vault.
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But it remained hidden.
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Then, amidst
the clouds of chaos,
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a glimmer of hope
shone through.
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A prophecy.
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That one day,
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a daughter of Eridia
would open the vault
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and restore order
to the broken planet.
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Yeah.
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That sounds like
some wacko B.S., right?
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Well, I thought so too,
until...
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- this mess happened.
- (RUMBLING)
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- (ALARM BLARING)
- (MUFFLED SHOUTING)
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(RAPID GUNFIRE)
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GUARD 1: There he is!
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GUARD 2: Stop!
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(ALARM CONTINUES BLARING)
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- (DOOR CLANGS LOUDLY)
- (GASPS)
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- (METAL STRAINING)
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)
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(SIGHS)
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ROLAND: God damn!
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There's no air holes in there.
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(EXHALES) What a stupid helmet.
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Tina.
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Hey.
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(EXHALES)
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I'm Roland.
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Yeah. There's been some, uh...
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There's been some trouble.
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And Atlas,
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he sent me
to bring you to safety.
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- My dad sent you?
- That's right.
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His shortest soldier?
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Yeah, his shortest soldier
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to save his least
funny daughter.
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AUTOMATED VOICE: (OVER PA)
Code three security breach.
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The station is in lockdown.
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All personnel
must shelter in place.
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- Okay, let's go.
- Hey, hey, hey!
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- Let's slow down.
- GUARD 3: Target in sight!
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(THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING)
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Come on. Come on.
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GUARD 3: Stop!
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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Stay down!
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- Oh, God.
- No, no!
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- (GRUNTS)
- ROLAND: Catch.
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Fake stormtrooper-ass bitch.
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Come here.
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
Code three security breach.
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Come on. Come on.
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The station is now in lockdown.
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Wait, I changed my mind.
Take me back to my cell.
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- Please.
- Come on.
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GUARD 4: Holy shit!
One of the Psychos got out.
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PRISONER:
It's time to go insane!
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(GUARDS GRUNTING)
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(GROANS)
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PRISONER: You're in my spot.
(GRUNTS)
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Put him down. Put him down.
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(GRUNTS)
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- (GRUNTS)
- ROLAND: Hey, easy.
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What do you, uh...
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What do you say
me and you be friends?
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(SOFTLY) Shit.
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(GROANS)
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Sorry, Knoxx.
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PRISONER: My girl.
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(GRUNTS)
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TINY TINA: Krieg,
what's up, man?
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You want some pancakes?
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KRIEG: My girl broken.
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ROLAND: It's Krieg, right?
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- (KRIEG GRUNTS)
- Yeah.
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What do you say you help me
get her outta here?
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- (GRUNTS AFFIRMATIVELY)
- Yeah.
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(HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?
BY THE HEAVY PLAYING)
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WOMAN: Of course,
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we can't all be
the daughter of Eridia,
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skipping down
the path of destiny.
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Some of us
have to work for a living.
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PRISONER: You don't have
to do this, you know.
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I mean, I can pay you.
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Yeah, whatever's in my wallet
right now, it's yours.
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Okay?
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WOMAN: Shut up
or I'll break your other arm.
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PRISONER: Oh, no,
one arm's good.
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That's fine.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(PRISONER GRUNTS)
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- WOMAN: 'Sup?
- Sorry.
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- Quinn.
- Lilith.
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We do have other seats,
you know.
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Then he won't have
any trouble finding one.
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Uh, not tonight.
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(KNOCKS ON TABLE) Top shelf.
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(TRILLING)
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Not sure how top
you think the shelves are.
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Eh, buy your kid
some dance lessons.
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Hot date?
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You remember that heist down
in Lectra City last month?
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Yeah, a couple of guards died.
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Yeah, well, this sad sack
was the trigger man.
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Listen, I never meant
to shoot anyone.
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I was... (GRUNTS)
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I'm getting too old
for this shit.
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Bounty hunting? Uh.
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It's for the young and stupid.
Am I right?
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You really want me
to answer that?
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I do not.
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Lilith.
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- Piss off.
- (CHUCKLES)
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I heard you were quite
the crusty old...
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(GROANS)
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Wait. Wait, wait.
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We, uh, maybe got off
on the wrong foot.
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You see, um...
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(EXHALES)
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I represent a very wealthy man
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who has a contract for you.
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I've got a job.
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Maybe next month.
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MAN 1: You collect on that scum
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dead or alive, right?
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QUINN: Hey.
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Not in here, big boy.
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We don't want any trouble.
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It's just, uh, our employer
is, uh, not one for waiting.
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Who is?
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(PATRONS CLAMORING)
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(MAN GROANS, THUDS)
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Are you with these assholes?
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Or are you just a fan
of violence?
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These gentlemen work
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or should I say "worked" for me?
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- (GROANS)
- (LILITH SIGHS)
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QUINN: I'll get Kimber
to clean this up.
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Thanks, Quinn.
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(ELECTRONIC STATIC)
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MAN 2: (OVER HOLOGRAM)
That was impressive.
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I warned them
not to underestimate you.
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My name is Deukalian Atlas.
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And, uh...
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Hold on.
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(CHUCKLES) This is...
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This is rather awkward.
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Hey, you there.
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Fat boy.
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Put me on.
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(STUTTERS) But she just
killed Frank and Wes.
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But she would never
shoot a man of your caliber.
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(AMBIGUOUSLY) Mm.
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As I was saying...
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(SOFTLY) Start walking.
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(IN NORMAL VOICE)
My name is Deukalian Atlas.
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President of the...
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The Atlas Corporation?
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Clue's in the name.
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Look, uh, this has been
a really long day.
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Can we just skip to,
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I don't know, whatever this is?
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ATLAS: Of course.
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My daughter has been kidnapped,
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and I need her returned to me.
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Bounty hunter, not babysitter.
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Haven't you got some
toy soldiers you can send?
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Yes, the Crimson Lance.
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Unfortunately, the kidnapper
is one of them.
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I need an outsider.
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Someone who knows
how to handle a planet
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full of Psychos, skags,
and vault hunters
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like they were born there.
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Your daughter's on Pandora?
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(SIGHS) Thoughts and prayers.
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But you couldn't pay me enough
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to set foot
on that shithole again.
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Are you sure about that?
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(BEEPS)
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Oh.
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Maybe you could.
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Okay, I'll start
when my current contract ends.
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(PRISONER GROANS)
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(BODY THUDS)
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(LILITH SIGHS)
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ATLAS: Seems like you're free
to start immediately.
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Give her the beacon.
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Activate this device
when you find my daughter
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and my people
will retrieve her.
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You haven't disappointed
so far, Lilith.
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I advise you not to start.
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(SOFTLY) Sorry.
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Oh, shit.
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(CREATURE SHRIEKS)
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(POD ENGINES ROARING)
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(POD POWERING DOWN)
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(LILITH GRUTS)
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(METAL CLANGING)
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AUTOMATED VOICE: Thank you for
flying Atlas transport pods.
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You've arrived
at your destination.
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Pandora.
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LILITH: Let me tell you
everything you need to know
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about Pandora.
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(CREATURE PANTING)
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- (GUNSHOT)
- (WHINES)
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It's a shithole.
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I should know. I'm from here.
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God, I hate this planet.
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It's the kind of place
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you don't ever wanna return to.
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So, the sooner I find the girl,
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the sooner I can
get the hell outta here.
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The soldier had hijacked
one of Atlas' shuttles
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and crash-landed here
months ago.
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There wasn't much left of it.
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It'd been stripped for parts
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and vandalized
by vault hunters.
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No way to know
if he and Tina even survived.
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Wanna know if you've seen her.
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But then I spoke
to some locals.
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Scavenger kids
barely scraping out a living.
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They told me
Tina and the soldier
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had passed through weeks ago
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heading north
towards Fyrestone.
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Then I ran
into some other locals.
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(HOLLERING) Run!
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LILITH: Psychos.
Murderous gangs.
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(SCREAMS)
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(SCREAMING)
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It was time to catch a ride
and head north.
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(JINGLE PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
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MAN: Hello, vault hunter.
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Need a ride?
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Yeah, I'm not
a vault hunter, but...
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Then welcome aboard.
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People inside, bags up top.
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Don't need
any explosives going pop.
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That is a mess to clean up,
believe me.
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- (MAN LAUGHS)
- (SIGHS)
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Hello, passenger.
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My name is Marcus.
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But of course,
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you're not here for small talk.
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You are here to find the vault.
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Uh, you can stop there.
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Not a vault hunter.
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Just need a ride.
262
00:11:54,413 --> 00:11:56,413
If you say so. (LAUGHS)
263
00:11:56,515 --> 00:11:57,881
(AD JINGLE PLAYING ON SCREEN)
264
00:12:01,181 --> 00:12:04,421
Well, hello,
brave vault hunter.
265
00:12:04,523 --> 00:12:06,756
So, you've come in search
266
00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:09,920
of the secret lost vault
of the Eridians,
267
00:12:10,022 --> 00:12:13,721
right here on Pandora!
268
00:12:13,823 --> 00:12:16,598
Do you want to be rich
beyond your wildest dreams?
269
00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:18,527
First, you must find the keys,
270
00:12:18,629 --> 00:12:21,438
then the vault itself,
but it won't be easy.
271
00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:23,372
Could you turn this shit off?
272
00:12:23,474 --> 00:12:24,437
Not a vault hunter.
273
00:12:24,540 --> 00:12:26,040
No can do.
274
00:12:26,142 --> 00:12:29,242
This bus is for transporting
vault hunters, so...
275
00:12:29,344 --> 00:12:32,378
(ON SCREEN) Will you be
the one to find the vault?
276
00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:36,244
Ancient alien treasure filled
with high-tech secrets...
277
00:12:36,347 --> 00:12:38,213
Pandora is a dangerous place,
278
00:12:38,315 --> 00:12:40,484
so you need superior firepower.
279
00:12:40,586 --> 00:12:42,624
Prepare yourself
with one of Marcus' munitions.
280
00:12:42,727 --> 00:12:45,253
MARCUS: Next stop, Fyrestone,
281
00:12:45,355 --> 00:12:47,428
where all vault hunters begin.
282
00:12:47,530 --> 00:12:48,496
LILITH: Uh, no.
283
00:12:48,598 --> 00:12:51,228
Really, I am not...
284
00:12:51,330 --> 00:12:52,727
- (GEAR LEVER CRANKS)
- (BRAKES SCREECH)
285
00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:54,806
Thanks.
286
00:12:55,705 --> 00:12:57,642
Good luck, vault hunter.
287
00:12:57,744 --> 00:13:00,341
I hope you find
what you're searching for.
288
00:13:00,443 --> 00:13:02,308
(LAUGHS)
289
00:13:08,279 --> 00:13:09,788
(JINGLE PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
290
00:13:14,292 --> 00:13:15,057
(SIGHS)
291
00:13:17,728 --> 00:13:19,721
(SLOW DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
292
00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:49,124
(GRAVEL SHIFTING)
293
00:13:57,164 --> 00:13:58,868
LILITH: Two weeks on the trail,
294
00:13:58,970 --> 00:14:00,938
and it was as cold
as Pandora's moons.
295
00:14:02,434 --> 00:14:05,239
Tina and the soldier
were long gone.
296
00:14:05,341 --> 00:14:09,177
I needed a miracle,
but I got something else.
297
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,279
(CREATURE CHITTERING)
298
00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:25,330
- (METAL CLANGS)
- MALE VOICE: My eye!
299
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,431
You shot me in my eye!
300
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:28,730
You blinded me for life!
301
00:14:28,832 --> 00:14:30,697
How will I manage to survive?
302
00:14:30,799 --> 00:14:32,530
I'm just kidding!
303
00:14:32,632 --> 00:14:35,564
I was designed to withstand
all kinds of violent acts,
304
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:38,509
even completely
unjustified ones like yours.
305
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,104
Now, I bet you're wondering,
306
00:14:40,206 --> 00:14:42,070
what's the deal with this thing?
307
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:43,238
Uh, no, I'm not.
308
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:44,672
I'm programmed for humor,
309
00:14:44,774 --> 00:14:46,513
so I will process that
as "witty banter."
310
00:14:46,615 --> 00:14:47,584
Beat it.
311
00:14:47,686 --> 00:14:50,613
I'm a Hyperion brand CL4P-TP,
312
00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:53,248
possibly the last of my kind
still in service.
313
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:54,387
But you can call me...
314
00:14:55,218 --> 00:14:56,420
Whoopsie! Ha!
315
00:14:56,522 --> 00:14:58,521
You accidentally shot me
in the face again.
316
00:14:58,623 --> 00:15:00,362
As I was saying,
you can call me Claptrap.
317
00:15:00,465 --> 00:15:01,797
(GUNSHOT)
318
00:15:01,899 --> 00:15:03,432
You know,
I can do this all night,
319
00:15:03,534 --> 00:15:04,735
so piss off.
320
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:05,802
CLAPTRAP: Believe me,
I wish I could
321
00:15:05,904 --> 00:15:07,131
based on what little
I've experienced
322
00:15:07,233 --> 00:15:09,440
of your horrendous personality.
323
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:11,232
But I have no choice.
324
00:15:11,334 --> 00:15:12,739
What do you mean?
325
00:15:12,841 --> 00:15:14,245
Did Atlas send you?
326
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:15,778
Atlas? Yuck!
327
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,244
I don't work
for the competition.
328
00:15:17,346 --> 00:15:19,550
No, I've been lying dormant
under a garbage heap
329
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,719
for... calculating... 36 years!
330
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:23,783
But the moment
you landed on Pandora,
331
00:15:23,885 --> 00:15:25,584
I was reactivated
332
00:15:25,686 --> 00:15:28,251
because I've been programmed
to help you upon your return!
333
00:15:28,353 --> 00:15:29,425
No one knew I was coming here.
334
00:15:29,527 --> 00:15:31,219
Not even me.
335
00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:32,395
Who programmed you?
336
00:15:32,497 --> 00:15:33,931
I don't know!
337
00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:35,756
Which is a shame,
because you're an awful person
338
00:15:35,858 --> 00:15:37,792
and I'd love to know
who to blame for this.
339
00:15:37,894 --> 00:15:40,261
Since I don't, I have
no choice but to serve you
340
00:15:40,363 --> 00:15:41,937
until you're dead.
341
00:15:42,039 --> 00:15:43,905
Did that sound like a threat?
Sorry.
342
00:15:44,007 --> 00:15:46,334
Anyway, as long as
you're not dead,
343
00:15:46,436 --> 00:15:47,610
- I'm here to help.
- Oh.
344
00:15:47,712 --> 00:15:49,246
And I have many skills.
345
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:51,140
Balancing.
346
00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:52,516
Turning in circles.
347
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,246
I don't need a partner.
348
00:15:54,348 --> 00:15:56,520
Uh, I can also access
the ECHOnet.
349
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,688
Did you say "ECHOnet"?
350
00:15:58,790 --> 00:16:00,251
Can you use it to find someone?
351
00:16:00,353 --> 00:16:01,788
Of course.
Just show me a picture.
352
00:16:01,890 --> 00:16:03,288
I'll hack and search
353
00:16:03,390 --> 00:16:05,159
its slowly dying
visual banks for matches
354
00:16:05,261 --> 00:16:07,363
and find your target's
last known location.
355
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:08,623
Find her.
356
00:16:08,725 --> 00:16:10,533
She was last seen
outside Fyrestone.
357
00:16:10,635 --> 00:16:13,530
Accessing network.
358
00:16:13,632 --> 00:16:15,169
♪ Scanning, scanning
Scanning ♪
359
00:16:15,271 --> 00:16:16,940
♪ Scanning, scanning
Scanning ♪
360
00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:18,909
♪ Scanning, scanning
Scanning ♪
361
00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:20,602
♪ Scanning, scanning
Scanning ♪
362
00:16:20,704 --> 00:16:22,707
Could you do it
without the singing?
363
00:16:22,809 --> 00:16:24,541
Yes!
364
00:16:24,643 --> 00:16:25,841
♪ Scanning, scanning
Scanning ♪
365
00:16:26,484 --> 00:16:27,849
Done!
366
00:16:27,951 --> 00:16:29,381
Your target was last recorded
367
00:16:29,484 --> 00:16:31,720
near an abandoned quarry
in the Tundra Express!
368
00:16:31,822 --> 00:16:33,958
It's only 132 days on foot
369
00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:36,856
with a 98% chance of being
eaten by a Craw maggot!
370
00:16:36,958 --> 00:16:39,289
I like those odds!
371
00:16:39,391 --> 00:16:40,625
We're gonna need some wheels.
372
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:46,229
That's the Crimson Lance,
Atlas' private army.
373
00:16:46,331 --> 00:16:47,670
What are they doing here?
374
00:16:47,772 --> 00:16:49,664
Oh, just a guess here.
375
00:16:49,766 --> 00:16:52,505
Exactly the same thing
you're doing.
376
00:16:52,607 --> 00:16:55,539
LILITH: And the Lance
teaming up with the Psychos?
377
00:16:55,641 --> 00:16:57,079
CLAPTRAP:
It seems like Atlas will hire
378
00:16:57,181 --> 00:16:59,014
just about anyone
to find his daughter.
379
00:16:59,116 --> 00:17:01,448
LILITH: Concentrating.
CLAPTRAP: Sorry.
380
00:17:04,647 --> 00:17:06,382
Huh. The Lance are leaving.
381
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:07,857
I guess they didn't find her.
382
00:17:07,959 --> 00:17:09,725
PSYCHO: No more Mommy!
(LAUGHING)
383
00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:11,953
Free lunch! Hot delivery!
384
00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:16,166
- (THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING)
- Huh?
385
00:17:16,666 --> 00:17:17,662
(GRUNTS)
386
00:17:20,772 --> 00:17:21,501
(SCAVENGER KIDS CLAMORING)
387
00:17:24,507 --> 00:17:27,237
That was so out of character
to save those children.
388
00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:28,677
Well, I needed a ride.
389
00:17:28,779 --> 00:17:30,079
For a second there,
390
00:17:30,181 --> 00:17:32,079
I thought you weren't
a horrible person.
391
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:34,710
Phew! The world
makes sense again.
392
00:17:34,812 --> 00:17:36,453
Now, there's only room
for one up front,
393
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:37,753
but worry not.
394
00:17:37,855 --> 00:17:39,651
I can sit on your lap.
395
00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:43,421
Lilith!
396
00:17:43,523 --> 00:17:45,723
You accidentally locked me
in the back!
397
00:17:46,531 --> 00:17:48,594
Lilith!
398
00:17:52,704 --> 00:17:54,028
(CREATURE SHRIEKS)
399
00:17:58,569 --> 00:18:00,342
(THRILLING MUSIC CONTINUES)
400
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,762
Please drain my battery.
401
00:18:19,864 --> 00:18:20,893
Put me back to sleep.
402
00:18:20,995 --> 00:18:22,667
I won't tell.
403
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:23,899
You said you wanted to help.
404
00:18:24,001 --> 00:18:25,628
I said I'm programmed to help.
405
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,737
What I want to do
is wipe my memory,
406
00:18:27,839 --> 00:18:29,765
you horrendous she-devil.
407
00:18:29,868 --> 00:18:31,934
Are you sure these
are the right coordinates?
408
00:18:32,036 --> 00:18:34,611
Yes. This is the last known
location of your quarry.
409
00:18:34,713 --> 00:18:37,344
Get it? (LAUGHING)
410
00:18:37,446 --> 00:18:38,809
But it looks like
she's long gone by now.
411
00:18:41,949 --> 00:18:43,044
Does it?
412
00:18:48,451 --> 00:18:49,226
(METAL CREAKING)
413
00:18:53,964 --> 00:18:55,463
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
414
00:19:14,385 --> 00:19:16,748
You know, it's quite
a menagerie you've got here.
415
00:19:18,222 --> 00:19:21,951
You could start
your own Pandoran zoo.
416
00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:30,091
You must be Tina.
417
00:19:33,804 --> 00:19:34,832
Name's Lilith.
418
00:19:35,631 --> 00:19:36,372
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
419
00:19:37,842 --> 00:19:39,705
So, that soldier...
420
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:41,737
who brought you here,
421
00:19:41,839 --> 00:19:43,038
is he playing
hide-and-seek, too?
422
00:19:43,781 --> 00:19:45,508
He left me.
423
00:19:45,610 --> 00:19:46,877
I haven't seen him in days.
424
00:19:48,019 --> 00:19:49,817
Well, I'm here to take you home
425
00:19:49,919 --> 00:19:52,353
to your father.
426
00:19:52,455 --> 00:19:55,385
Yeah, he seems like
a real, uh, sweetheart.
427
00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:56,925
TINY TINA: What? My daddy?
428
00:19:57,027 --> 00:19:58,858
I get to see my daddy?
429
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,356
Really?
430
00:20:00,458 --> 00:20:01,559
I've been so afraid.
431
00:20:01,661 --> 00:20:02,832
- Yeah.
- TINY TINA: I've been scared.
432
00:20:02,934 --> 00:20:04,268
Speaking of your daddy...
433
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,665
TINY TINA: The noises outside
really freaked me out.
434
00:20:05,767 --> 00:20:07,027
I've just gotta let him know
that I got you safe...
435
00:20:07,129 --> 00:20:08,000
TINY TINA: I should probably
get my stuff.
436
00:20:08,102 --> 00:20:09,071
LILITH: Shit.
437
00:20:09,173 --> 00:20:11,932
TINY TINA:
I really love my daddy.
438
00:20:12,034 --> 00:20:14,771
He's such a nurturing
parental figure.
439
00:20:14,873 --> 00:20:16,643
Sure, I'll have to take
your word for it.
440
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:22,743
Miss Lilith,
441
00:20:22,845 --> 00:20:24,849
can you grab my Badonkadonk?
442
00:20:26,054 --> 00:20:27,489
Your what now?
443
00:20:34,195 --> 00:20:35,962
(TOY LAUGHS, BEEPS)
444
00:20:36,064 --> 00:20:37,433
You little...
445
00:20:38,065 --> 00:20:39,666
(GRUNTS)
446
00:20:43,870 --> 00:20:46,744
TINY TINA: I love it
when bounty hunters drop by.
447
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,570
Time to make it rain...
448
00:20:48,672 --> 00:20:49,746
with your body parts.
449
00:20:49,848 --> 00:20:50,780
(TINY TINA LAUGHS)
450
00:20:50,882 --> 00:20:52,206
(LILITH GRUNTING)
451
00:20:57,986 --> 00:20:59,447
(GRUNTS)
452
00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:01,089
TINY TINA: Hey.
453
00:21:01,191 --> 00:21:02,887
You still alive down there?
454
00:21:05,822 --> 00:21:08,756
CLAPTRAP: She seems deranged.
455
00:21:08,858 --> 00:21:10,433
You two have a lot in common.
456
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:14,767
Only she's smaller,
nicer, cuter.
457
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:17,805
Hope that wasn't
something important.
458
00:21:17,908 --> 00:21:19,637
Fix this.
459
00:21:19,739 --> 00:21:21,639
CLAPTRAP:
Because, whoo, it's toast.
460
00:21:21,741 --> 00:21:23,770
(TINY TINA VOCALIZES
OPERATICALLY)
461
00:21:23,872 --> 00:21:25,140
TINY TINA: Where'd you go?
462
00:21:26,180 --> 00:21:27,142
LILITH: Tina.
463
00:21:29,186 --> 00:21:31,914
Look, I... I'm here to save you.
464
00:21:32,016 --> 00:21:33,823
TINY TINA: Do I look like
I need saving?
465
00:21:33,925 --> 00:21:35,686
'Cause I'm up here
466
00:21:35,788 --> 00:21:37,518
and you're all hiding
under a car.
467
00:21:37,620 --> 00:21:38,819
Like a bitch!
468
00:21:38,921 --> 00:21:40,854
You get down here right now.
469
00:21:40,956 --> 00:21:43,768
(IN SING-SONG VOICE) Oh, Krieg!
470
00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:44,995
(RHYTHMIC HORN BLARES)
471
00:21:47,565 --> 00:21:49,436
This fancy-ass woman
472
00:21:49,538 --> 00:21:51,639
just pointed a gun
at your best friend.
473
00:21:53,069 --> 00:21:55,846
KRIEG: I will lick
your spine clean.
474
00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:57,981
Holed up with Psychos?
475
00:21:58,083 --> 00:22:01,049
He only used to be a Psycho.
476
00:22:01,151 --> 00:22:03,182
Now he's my big brother!
477
00:22:03,284 --> 00:22:04,850
CLAPTRAP: How sweet.
478
00:22:04,952 --> 00:22:06,184
One of you kill the other,
I'm gonna go get a coffee.
479
00:22:06,286 --> 00:22:08,183
(KRIEG GRUNTING)
480
00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:14,431
- (KRIEG GRUNTS)
- (LILITH GASPS)
481
00:22:16,167 --> 00:22:17,959
Tell her what she's won, Krieg.
482
00:22:18,061 --> 00:22:19,931
KRIEG: You've walked
the wrong dog.
483
00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:23,699
CLAPTRAP: Shoot him in the face.
484
00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:24,705
Shoot him in the face again.
485
00:22:27,643 --> 00:22:29,008
It's not working.
Forget it. Abort. Go!
486
00:22:29,111 --> 00:22:30,172
Run, run!
487
00:22:30,915 --> 00:22:32,515
(KRIEG LAUGHING)
488
00:22:40,157 --> 00:22:41,722
(KRIEG GRUNTS, LAUGHS)
489
00:22:44,027 --> 00:22:45,396
(YELLING)
490
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,728
(GRUNTS)
491
00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:54,737
(GASPS MOCKINGLY) Mine's bigger.
492
00:22:54,839 --> 00:22:55,835
(SIGHS)
493
00:22:57,677 --> 00:22:58,409
Listen.
494
00:22:59,308 --> 00:23:01,704
I was sent by your father.
495
00:23:01,806 --> 00:23:03,378
TINY TINA: Well, that's strange.
496
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:05,078
Because I don't
have a father, lady.
497
00:23:05,180 --> 00:23:06,514
(LILITH SCOFFS)
498
00:23:06,616 --> 00:23:08,676
I know this planet
can mess with your mind.
499
00:23:08,778 --> 00:23:09,886
My mind is awesome.
500
00:23:09,988 --> 00:23:11,784
My mind's so cool.
501
00:23:11,886 --> 00:23:15,048
Listen, I don't wanna be here.
Nothing personal.
502
00:23:15,150 --> 00:23:16,257
So, if you could
just come with me,
503
00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:17,258
and you could talk to your dad
504
00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:18,924
and you guys can sort it out,
505
00:23:19,026 --> 00:23:19,991
- family style. And I can...
- (ENGINE WHOOSHES NEARBY)
506
00:23:21,198 --> 00:23:23,027
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
507
00:23:27,838 --> 00:23:30,265
TINY TINA: Nice work, lady.
You led 'em straight to me.
508
00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:34,071
KNOXX: So, Atlas sent
someone new to find the girl.
509
00:23:34,173 --> 00:23:37,072
Never would have thought
it was a scumbag vault hunter.
510
00:23:37,174 --> 00:23:39,615
Actually, I'm not
a scumbag vault hunter.
511
00:23:39,717 --> 00:23:42,113
CLAPTRAP: Actually,
she's a scumbag bounty hunter.
512
00:23:42,215 --> 00:23:44,252
LILITH: You know, it's not
my fault you suck at your job,
513
00:23:44,354 --> 00:23:46,080
whoever you are. Who are you?
514
00:23:46,182 --> 00:23:48,223
Commander Knoxx
of the Crimson Lance.
515
00:23:48,325 --> 00:23:49,924
And I'm taking the girl with me.
516
00:23:50,027 --> 00:23:51,158
Oh, yeah?
517
00:23:51,260 --> 00:23:52,287
You and what army?
518
00:23:53,263 --> 00:23:54,729
The one right behind me.
519
00:23:58,664 --> 00:23:59,762
SOLDIER: Move, move.
520
00:23:59,864 --> 00:24:01,070
Charlie team, right side.
521
00:24:01,172 --> 00:24:02,737
On your lead, with me!
522
00:24:04,701 --> 00:24:05,667
Stay behind me.
523
00:24:05,769 --> 00:24:07,109
- I'll go.
- Wait.
524
00:24:07,211 --> 00:24:08,839
And if you're both nice,
525
00:24:08,941 --> 00:24:11,207
I'll put in a good word
with Daddy.
526
00:24:12,050 --> 00:24:13,143
Sounds good to me.
527
00:24:14,051 --> 00:24:15,681
Sergeant Russo,
528
00:24:15,783 --> 00:24:17,252
bring me a neurocollar
for the girl.
529
00:24:17,354 --> 00:24:18,845
RUSSO: Copy that, Commander.
530
00:24:18,947 --> 00:24:20,915
TINY TINA: A collar?
531
00:24:21,017 --> 00:24:22,290
(CHUCKLES) I love new jewelry.
532
00:24:22,392 --> 00:24:24,561
Yeah, I got you a gift, too.
533
00:24:26,095 --> 00:24:27,091
Catch.
534
00:24:28,695 --> 00:24:30,099
TOY: Will you be my friend?
535
00:24:30,201 --> 00:24:30,996
- (LAUGHS)
- Oh, shit!
536
00:24:31,937 --> 00:24:33,163
TINY TINA: Yes!
537
00:24:37,273 --> 00:24:38,333
(TINY TINA GASPS)
538
00:24:40,441 --> 00:24:41,974
- Come on!
- Hey!
539
00:24:44,048 --> 00:24:45,241
(BOTH GRUNTING)
540
00:24:49,747 --> 00:24:50,488
(CLAPTRAP SCREAMING)
541
00:24:57,094 --> 00:24:58,089
(SCREAMING)
542
00:25:02,099 --> 00:25:03,094
(METAL CREAKING)
543
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:05,703
LILITH: Oh, shit!
544
00:25:05,805 --> 00:25:06,867
Tina!
545
00:25:11,934 --> 00:25:13,002
(ENGINE WHOOSHING)
546
00:25:13,104 --> 00:25:14,468
KNOXX: Stop.
She's coming with me.
547
00:25:16,476 --> 00:25:17,647
(HORN HONKING)
548
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:24,016
I leave you alone
for 10 minutes...
549
00:25:24,814 --> 00:25:25,814
Get in the car.
550
00:25:25,916 --> 00:25:27,057
It's okay. He's with me.
551
00:25:27,159 --> 00:25:28,223
LILITH: I wish I wasn't.
552
00:25:28,325 --> 00:25:29,857
ROLAND: Get in the car!
553
00:25:32,029 --> 00:25:33,195
Go, go!
554
00:25:33,297 --> 00:25:35,324
(THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING)
555
00:25:40,503 --> 00:25:42,203
CLAPTRAP: Lilith, wait for me!
556
00:25:42,305 --> 00:25:43,171
What did I tell you?
557
00:25:43,273 --> 00:25:45,207
Minimal explosions.
558
00:25:45,309 --> 00:25:47,077
No, I said no explosions!
559
00:25:47,179 --> 00:25:48,343
Who the hell are you?
560
00:25:48,445 --> 00:25:50,237
This is Lilith. My dad sent her.
561
00:25:50,339 --> 00:25:52,779
Oh. She's a scumbag
bounty hunter.
562
00:25:52,881 --> 00:25:55,342
No, I am a high-end
bounty hunter, pal.
563
00:25:55,444 --> 00:25:56,881
- ROLAND: No.
- And letting kids get shot at
564
00:25:56,983 --> 00:25:58,252
was not part
of my job description.
565
00:25:58,354 --> 00:25:59,387
Oh, I bet it wasn't.
566
00:25:59,489 --> 00:26:01,349
CLAPTRAP: Lilith. Lilith.
567
00:26:01,451 --> 00:26:03,959
You inadvertently left
your best friend behind!
568
00:26:04,061 --> 00:26:05,695
To die!
569
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,028
Lilith!
570
00:26:16,174 --> 00:26:17,575
Move, move, move!
571
00:26:20,369 --> 00:26:21,244
CLAPTRAP: Hey!
No pressure or anything
572
00:26:21,346 --> 00:26:23,040
but I'd love to come inside,
573
00:26:23,143 --> 00:26:24,715
- if you get a chance.
- What are you doing?
574
00:26:24,817 --> 00:26:27,448
CLAPTRAP: Just hoping you can
reach out and scoop me up.
575
00:26:27,550 --> 00:26:28,586
You don't have to stop, just...
576
00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:31,254
Hey!
577
00:26:31,356 --> 00:26:32,881
Go easy on the merchandise.
578
00:26:32,983 --> 00:26:34,383
ROLAND: Here they come!
579
00:26:38,455 --> 00:26:41,129
KNOXX: All units,
you are now weapons free!
580
00:26:41,231 --> 00:26:42,523
Take them down!
581
00:26:49,868 --> 00:26:51,136
Damn it! You know what?
582
00:26:52,176 --> 00:26:53,270
You drive.
583
00:27:05,222 --> 00:27:06,420
(BEEPING)
584
00:27:06,522 --> 00:27:07,948
You programmed to steer?
585
00:27:08,050 --> 00:27:08,791
CLAPTRAP: Who, me?
586
00:27:12,229 --> 00:27:13,195
(GRUNTING)
587
00:27:13,297 --> 00:27:14,060
(SOLDIER SCREAMS)
588
00:27:16,027 --> 00:27:17,491
Who's driving the damn truck?
589
00:27:17,593 --> 00:27:19,369
CLAPTRAP:
♪ Driving, driving, driving ♪
590
00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:20,567
♪ I'm so good at driving ♪
591
00:27:20,669 --> 00:27:21,929
♪ I'm a robot driver ♪
592
00:27:22,031 --> 00:27:22,772
(CLAPTRAP SCREAMS)
593
00:27:30,978 --> 00:27:32,373
SOLDIER 1:
Locking on target, ma'am.
594
00:27:32,476 --> 00:27:34,113
- (BEACON BEEPING RAPIDLY)
- We got a problem!
595
00:27:35,485 --> 00:27:36,280
ROLAND: Brace for impact!
596
00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:39,454
CLAPTRAP: Holy underwear!
597
00:27:39,556 --> 00:27:41,021
(THRILLING MUSIC CONTINUES)
598
00:27:45,463 --> 00:27:47,423
I told you to drive. Damn it.
599
00:27:55,939 --> 00:27:58,709
Bandit one, four,
up on the right. Cut 'em off.
600
00:28:02,445 --> 00:28:03,439
They got us pinned.
601
00:28:05,483 --> 00:28:07,682
Not yet they don't. Hold on.
602
00:28:07,784 --> 00:28:08,719
- (ENGINE REVVING)
- (CLAPTRAP SCREAMS)
603
00:28:11,255 --> 00:28:12,481
(ALL GRUNTING)
604
00:28:17,994 --> 00:28:19,862
- Brace yourselves.
- LILITH: What are you doing?
605
00:28:21,631 --> 00:28:22,997
(TINY TINA AND KRIEG SCREAMING)
606
00:28:33,511 --> 00:28:35,471
LILITH: That was a terrible idea
607
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:37,246
but it worked.
608
00:28:37,348 --> 00:28:38,408
ROLAND: Mm, maybe.
609
00:28:40,042 --> 00:28:41,048
Where are we?
610
00:28:42,682 --> 00:28:44,150
Pisswash gully.
611
00:28:47,625 --> 00:28:49,590
TINY TINA:
What's that smell? Ugh.
612
00:28:49,692 --> 00:28:51,227
- Put the window up.
- Why?
613
00:28:51,329 --> 00:28:52,461
Put the window up!
614
00:28:52,563 --> 00:28:54,260
TINY TINA: What is that smell?
615
00:28:54,362 --> 00:28:55,798
CLAPTRAP: What is this "smell"
thing everyone talks about?
616
00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:57,525
- Listen to what I just said!
- I don't want to!
617
00:28:57,627 --> 00:28:59,101
- Roll the window up!
- Don't tell me what to...
618
00:28:59,204 --> 00:28:59,935
(SCREAMS)
619
00:29:01,904 --> 00:29:03,932
- (KRIEG GRUNTS, LAUGHS)
- (SCREAMING)
620
00:29:04,034 --> 00:29:05,935
It's in my mouth!
621
00:29:06,037 --> 00:29:07,573
KRIEG: Sardine showers.
622
00:29:07,675 --> 00:29:09,239
It's pee. It's pee.
623
00:29:09,342 --> 00:29:11,780
Now I got pee
all in the middle of my truck.
624
00:29:11,882 --> 00:29:13,578
CLAPTRAP: Correction.
It's 67% urine...
625
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,242
14% fecal...
626
00:29:15,344 --> 00:29:16,886
- (THRESHER ROARS)
- (YELPS)
627
00:29:22,327 --> 00:29:23,684
(TIRES SCREECHING)
628
00:29:25,089 --> 00:29:26,720
- Oh!
- LILITH: Look out!
629
00:29:27,365 --> 00:29:28,623
(TIRES SCREECHING)
630
00:29:30,434 --> 00:29:31,461
CLAPTRAP: Oh, God!
631
00:29:33,338 --> 00:29:34,569
Don't nobody move.
632
00:29:34,671 --> 00:29:35,401
I'm not about to die in this...
633
00:29:35,503 --> 00:29:36,633
Shut up.
634
00:29:36,736 --> 00:29:37,874
(BUBBLING)
635
00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:42,208
Okay.
636
00:29:43,546 --> 00:29:44,778
LILITH: Is that...
637
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:46,106
TINY TINA:
This don't look so good.
638
00:29:46,208 --> 00:29:46,949
LILITH: Yes, it is.
639
00:29:49,214 --> 00:29:50,513
CLAPTRAP:
That thing looks angry!
640
00:29:50,615 --> 00:29:52,119
- Do you wanna press reverse?
- CLAPTRAP: Or hungry.
641
00:29:52,587 --> 00:29:54,352
(ENGINE REVVING)
642
00:29:54,454 --> 00:29:55,589
Oh, my God. It's gonna kill us.
It's gonna kill us.
643
00:29:55,691 --> 00:29:56,657
ROLAND: Wait a second.
644
00:29:56,759 --> 00:29:58,255
Do you want me to press reverse?
645
00:29:58,357 --> 00:29:59,328
ROLAND: No, I don't
want you to do nothing!
646
00:29:59,430 --> 00:30:00,996
(THRESHER SHRIEKING)
647
00:30:03,567 --> 00:30:04,802
TINY TINA: Oh, my God!
648
00:30:08,804 --> 00:30:10,071
LILITH: Your friends are back.
649
00:30:14,403 --> 00:30:16,544
KNOXX: Roland, don't be stupid.
650
00:30:16,646 --> 00:30:18,105
Just give us the girl.
651
00:30:18,207 --> 00:30:20,309
(THRESHER ROARING)
652
00:30:20,411 --> 00:30:23,348
Everybody, buckle up.
I got a plan.
653
00:30:25,623 --> 00:30:26,615
CLAPTRAP: Somebody hold me!
654
00:30:28,318 --> 00:30:29,585
Seriously, I have no seat belt!
655
00:30:30,793 --> 00:30:33,160
Roland, what are you doing?
656
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,427
- Go, go, go!
- ROLAND: Hold on!
657
00:30:41,332 --> 00:30:42,367
- Hold it!
- CLAPTRAP: No, no, no!
658
00:30:49,677 --> 00:30:50,804
(ALL GRUNTING)
659
00:30:52,350 --> 00:30:54,148
(BELLOWS)
660
00:30:57,654 --> 00:30:58,418
(TIRE TREAD SPUTTERING)
661
00:30:58,520 --> 00:30:59,653
Shit.
662
00:30:59,755 --> 00:31:00,891
Feels like we blew a tire.
663
00:31:01,658 --> 00:31:03,657
You call that a plan?
664
00:31:03,759 --> 00:31:05,395
It worked, didn't it?
665
00:31:05,497 --> 00:31:06,457
Feel free to applaud.
666
00:31:07,596 --> 00:31:08,657
(LILITH SCOFFS)
667
00:31:09,763 --> 00:31:11,226
(KRIEG LAUGHING)
668
00:31:11,328 --> 00:31:12,731
CLAPTRAP: Yay for not dying!
669
00:31:12,833 --> 00:31:14,537
(TINY TINA SQUEALS)
670
00:31:14,639 --> 00:31:16,368
(SLOW DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
671
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:37,092
Nothing.
672
00:31:39,492 --> 00:31:41,698
- You stay here and keep watch.
- CLAPTRAP: Okay.
673
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,631
But it's you
they don't seem to trust.
674
00:31:43,733 --> 00:31:45,595
And who can blame them?
675
00:31:45,697 --> 00:31:48,070
♪ Scanning, scanning, scanning
Scanning ♪
676
00:31:48,868 --> 00:31:50,072
(ROLAND GRUNTS)
677
00:31:54,577 --> 00:31:55,776
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
678
00:31:55,878 --> 00:31:58,410
They should be after us by now.
679
00:32:00,209 --> 00:32:01,578
(ROLAND GRUNTS)
680
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:04,477
ROLAND: Stingrays won't pursue
without ground support.
681
00:32:04,579 --> 00:32:06,148
Knoxx'll wait on reinforcements.
682
00:32:06,250 --> 00:32:07,419
Let it down, big guy.
683
00:32:09,158 --> 00:32:11,420
Before you added kidnapping
to your resume
684
00:32:11,522 --> 00:32:13,328
you were an officer
in Crimson Lance.
685
00:32:13,430 --> 00:32:14,764
Right?
686
00:32:14,866 --> 00:32:17,127
Roland didn't kidnap me.
He saved me.
687
00:32:17,229 --> 00:32:18,600
LILITH: Saved you from what?
688
00:32:18,702 --> 00:32:20,298
A life of ease and plenty?
689
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,439
My daddy thinks
I'm the daughter of Eridia.
690
00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:24,165
I can open the vault.
691
00:32:24,267 --> 00:32:25,267
LILITH: The vault?
692
00:32:25,369 --> 00:32:26,977
That's what this shit is about?
693
00:32:28,570 --> 00:32:30,308
You stole her for yourself.
694
00:32:30,410 --> 00:32:33,310
Now, do you know
how many people have died
695
00:32:33,412 --> 00:32:34,317
looking for that hole
in the dirt?
696
00:32:34,419 --> 00:32:36,145
Well, I do.
697
00:32:36,247 --> 00:32:37,579
My mother was one of them.
698
00:32:37,681 --> 00:32:39,655
We have something they don't,
baby girl.
699
00:32:39,757 --> 00:32:41,153
Oh, let me guess. What? Spirit?
700
00:32:41,255 --> 00:32:43,125
Can-do attitude?
The power of friendship?
701
00:32:44,528 --> 00:32:45,457
A conscience.
702
00:32:46,422 --> 00:32:47,622
Whatever's in that vault,
703
00:32:47,725 --> 00:32:48,832
a man like Atlas
can never get his hands on it.
704
00:32:48,934 --> 00:32:50,297
- All right, Roland, calm down.
- ROLAND: No!
705
00:32:50,399 --> 00:32:52,663
She's a scumbag bounty hunter
who works for Atlas.
706
00:32:52,765 --> 00:32:55,195
What, and you think your band
of merry heroes can stop him?
707
00:32:55,297 --> 00:32:56,499
Oh, we can try.
708
00:32:56,602 --> 00:32:58,368
We just can't watch our backs
while doing it.
709
00:32:58,470 --> 00:33:00,333
So, do me a favor.
Take your weapon.
710
00:33:00,435 --> 00:33:01,776
Toss it over here.
711
00:33:01,878 --> 00:33:03,542
Grab some supplies, take a walk.
712
00:33:03,644 --> 00:33:07,142
You know, when Atlas finds out
about that party back there,
713
00:33:07,244 --> 00:33:08,414
I'm as good as dead.
714
00:33:09,313 --> 00:33:10,416
So, like it or not...
715
00:33:11,755 --> 00:33:12,847
we're on the same side.
716
00:33:14,656 --> 00:33:15,751
(SIGHS)
717
00:33:22,131 --> 00:33:25,395
A side without an army,
I might add.
718
00:33:25,497 --> 00:33:28,232
So, I hope
you got a better plan than
719
00:33:28,334 --> 00:33:30,271
driving down
a thresher's gullet.
720
00:33:31,408 --> 00:33:32,675
No.
721
00:33:32,777 --> 00:33:33,637
But I know someone who does.
722
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,871
A scientist, a vault expert.
723
00:33:36,973 --> 00:33:39,880
It was her idea to break
Tina out and collect the keys.
724
00:33:39,982 --> 00:33:41,649
One key down, two more to go.
725
00:33:41,751 --> 00:33:43,614
And, of course, me.
726
00:33:44,489 --> 00:33:45,720
ROLAND: Load up.
727
00:33:45,822 --> 00:33:47,688
Next stop, Sanctuary City.
728
00:33:47,790 --> 00:33:48,588
CLAPTRAP: All right!
729
00:33:48,691 --> 00:33:49,821
Road trip!
730
00:33:49,923 --> 00:33:51,554
(LILITH SIGHS)
731
00:33:51,656 --> 00:33:53,030
(SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE
BY MUSE PLAYING)
732
00:33:54,458 --> 00:33:55,329
ROLAND: All right, mask up.
733
00:33:56,702 --> 00:33:57,826
We wanna keep a low profile.
734
00:33:59,637 --> 00:34:00,400
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
735
00:34:01,970 --> 00:34:03,705
SOLDIER 1: Market clear.
736
00:34:03,807 --> 00:34:04,907
SOLDIER 2: Copy that.
737
00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:06,508
LILITH: Oh, this place
sure has changed,
738
00:34:06,610 --> 00:34:08,101
for the worse.
739
00:34:08,270 --> 00:34:08,903
CUSTOMER: Back off. Back off!
SOLDIER 3: Heading to Gate 23.
740
00:34:10,482 --> 00:34:11,845
ROLAND: Oh, my.
741
00:34:11,947 --> 00:34:13,275
Who's this handsome devil?
742
00:34:13,377 --> 00:34:14,315
He's a badass killer.
743
00:34:15,713 --> 00:34:18,787
And the reward's
just gone up to 150 grand.
744
00:34:18,889 --> 00:34:19,888
ROLAND: Looks like you're not
745
00:34:19,990 --> 00:34:21,614
the only one
that's special, kid.
746
00:34:21,716 --> 00:34:23,751
KRIEG: Cannibal frog convention!
747
00:34:23,854 --> 00:34:25,526
- (CHOMPS LOUDLY)
- LILITH: Okay, so we're here.
748
00:34:25,629 --> 00:34:26,621
Now what?
749
00:34:26,723 --> 00:34:27,763
ROLAND: I need
to locate my contact.
750
00:34:27,865 --> 00:34:29,264
Moxxi will know how to find her.
751
00:34:29,897 --> 00:34:30,898
LILITH: Moxxi?
752
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,228
ROLAND: Yeah. You know her?
753
00:34:32,330 --> 00:34:33,526
LILITH: Yeah, kind of.
754
00:34:33,628 --> 00:34:35,028
I mean, it's been a while.
755
00:34:35,164 --> 00:34:36,364
TINY TINA: Would you be a doll
and hold this? Thank you.
756
00:34:36,466 --> 00:34:38,599
Kriegy! Give me a ride.
757
00:34:38,701 --> 00:34:40,140
- LILITH: Hey.
- (KRIEG CHUCKLES)
758
00:34:40,242 --> 00:34:41,577
LILITH:
We're trying to stay low-key.
759
00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:43,375
Hey. Did you find
760
00:34:43,477 --> 00:34:45,946
what you were looking for
in Fyrestone?
761
00:34:46,048 --> 00:34:47,475
Never seen you before, stranger.
762
00:34:47,577 --> 00:34:50,884
Nice try, Miss Vladof Infinity.
763
00:34:50,986 --> 00:34:52,879
I never forget a gun.
764
00:34:52,981 --> 00:34:56,418
What are you up to now,
Not-A-Vault-Hunter?
765
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:57,591
TINY TINA: She's vault hunting.
766
00:34:57,693 --> 00:34:58,790
(LAUGHS)
767
00:34:58,893 --> 00:35:00,564
I knew it.
768
00:35:00,666 --> 00:35:01,395
I told you, I knew it.
769
00:35:03,361 --> 00:35:05,102
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
770
00:35:12,006 --> 00:35:13,842
Well, well, well.
771
00:35:13,944 --> 00:35:15,945
Look what the skag dragged in.
772
00:35:16,047 --> 00:35:17,543
- ROLAND: Hey, Mox.
- Get on in there.
773
00:35:18,574 --> 00:35:21,151
Oh, you are most welcome.
774
00:35:28,521 --> 00:35:30,825
Milkshake for
my little sugarplum,
775
00:35:30,927 --> 00:35:32,927
and drinks for my friends.
776
00:35:33,029 --> 00:35:35,522
I got something to show you.
777
00:35:35,624 --> 00:35:37,633
Everyone, come over here.
778
00:35:37,735 --> 00:35:39,832
Step into my office.
779
00:35:39,934 --> 00:35:40,962
MAN: Roland?
780
00:35:42,907 --> 00:35:44,735
- Roland.
- ROLAND: I got it.
781
00:35:46,810 --> 00:35:48,369
CLAPTRAP: Excuse me.
782
00:35:48,471 --> 00:35:49,472
I knew it was you.
783
00:35:49,574 --> 00:35:51,640
- Oh, my God.
- ROLAND: Hey, Larry.
784
00:35:51,742 --> 00:35:53,682
You probably
don't remember me, but
785
00:35:53,784 --> 00:35:55,845
I sure remember you.
786
00:35:57,416 --> 00:35:58,886
Your mama was a good woman.
787
00:35:58,988 --> 00:36:02,016
Yeah, well, wouldn't know.
788
00:36:03,624 --> 00:36:06,163
All right. So,
where is this, uh, scientist?
789
00:36:07,998 --> 00:36:09,525
So, this is where you're headed.
790
00:36:09,627 --> 00:36:11,724
You go all the way
up those stairs
791
00:36:11,826 --> 00:36:14,002
and right there is the elevator.
792
00:36:14,104 --> 00:36:15,704
- LILITH: Mm-hm.
- Push the button.
793
00:36:15,806 --> 00:36:16,998
Passcode's "ECHO."
794
00:36:17,841 --> 00:36:18,802
- ECHO?
- ECHO.
795
00:36:20,803 --> 00:36:22,476
You sure it's safe
to stay there?
796
00:36:22,578 --> 00:36:25,542
Yeah, as long as this one here
don't blow up the joint.
797
00:36:25,644 --> 00:36:27,641
How's that milkshake there,
sugar pie?
798
00:36:27,743 --> 00:36:28,614
(BOTH GRUNTING AFFIRMATIVELY)
799
00:36:29,620 --> 00:36:31,380
Listen.
800
00:36:31,482 --> 00:36:32,618
For whatever it's worth...
801
00:36:33,916 --> 00:36:37,150
I'm real happy
that you came back home.
802
00:36:37,252 --> 00:36:40,096
And I hope that you know
how much your mama loved you.
803
00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:42,557
She always told me
how special you were.
804
00:36:42,659 --> 00:36:43,992
You know, I appreciate the help.
805
00:36:45,134 --> 00:36:46,060
Let's just leave it at that.
806
00:36:49,002 --> 00:36:50,337
Right.
807
00:36:50,439 --> 00:36:51,569
When they were chasing you,
I was like,
808
00:36:51,671 --> 00:36:52,602
"Hey, don't shoot that guy.
He's my roomie."
809
00:36:52,704 --> 00:36:54,605
- You... You said that?
- Yeah, man.
810
00:36:54,707 --> 00:36:56,807
(LAUGHS) Hey, you see
your bounty went up?
811
00:36:57,706 --> 00:36:58,680
- My?
- Your bounty.
812
00:36:58,782 --> 00:37:00,113
Get outta here.
813
00:37:00,215 --> 00:37:01,674
Knoxx is on the warpath, stud.
814
00:37:01,776 --> 00:37:03,351
What'd you do to her, man?
815
00:37:03,453 --> 00:37:05,617
Man, I kind of... kind of
ghosted her, you know?
816
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:08,051
Yeah, you did, man.
You ghosted all of us, man.
817
00:37:08,154 --> 00:37:09,655
(LAUGHING)
818
00:37:10,661 --> 00:37:11,393
Yeah.
819
00:37:13,154 --> 00:37:14,930
Anyway, man,
it was really good to see you.
820
00:37:15,032 --> 00:37:16,298
And, you know, you can trust me.
821
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:19,398
We're friends, man.
I'm not gonna tell a soul.
822
00:37:19,500 --> 00:37:20,735
Oh, Larry,
I'm not worried about you.
823
00:37:20,837 --> 00:37:22,069
You're my guy.
824
00:37:22,171 --> 00:37:24,735
You're my main man. (LAUGHS)
825
00:37:24,837 --> 00:37:26,771
I got a feeling you're not
going to tell anybody.
826
00:37:28,410 --> 00:37:29,708
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
- (GROANING)
827
00:37:30,649 --> 00:37:31,971
(BODY THUDS)
828
00:37:32,073 --> 00:37:33,610
- (MOXXI SOFFS)
- Is he going to be okay?
829
00:37:33,712 --> 00:37:35,647
Well, he'll have
a hell of a hangover.
830
00:37:35,749 --> 00:37:38,649
Ooh, who knew electricity
provoked defecation?
831
00:37:38,751 --> 00:37:40,213
- LILITH: Hey.
- (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
832
00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:42,955
Y'all better
hustle out the back.
833
00:37:43,057 --> 00:37:44,058
Go out this way.
834
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:45,920
I got these guys. Go on. Go on.
835
00:37:46,022 --> 00:37:48,760
- Claptrap, let's go.
- Go on. Go on. Go on.
836
00:37:48,862 --> 00:37:52,596
Your buddy boy here just drank
about 10 shots too many
837
00:37:52,698 --> 00:37:55,003
then he dropped
like a sack of potatoes.
838
00:37:55,105 --> 00:37:57,337
CLAPTRAP: I think you forgot me.
839
00:37:57,439 --> 00:38:01,443
Mm. And a tip
is always appreciated.
840
00:38:05,717 --> 00:38:06,745
(GIGGLES)
841
00:38:07,950 --> 00:38:09,081
All right.
842
00:38:09,183 --> 00:38:10,617
This looks like it.
843
00:38:12,052 --> 00:38:13,290
ECHO.
844
00:38:18,894 --> 00:38:19,890
ECHO?
845
00:38:21,130 --> 00:38:22,030
Sure that's the password?
846
00:38:22,132 --> 00:38:24,400
Maybe you gotta echo the "ECHO."
847
00:38:25,132 --> 00:38:26,868
ECHO. ECHO.
848
00:38:26,970 --> 00:38:28,063
LILITH: All right.
849
00:38:29,598 --> 00:38:30,933
(WHOOPING)
850
00:38:31,035 --> 00:38:33,142
You fools would literally
be dead without me.
851
00:38:33,244 --> 00:38:34,876
- You need me.
- ROLAND: Here we go.
852
00:38:34,978 --> 00:38:36,707
Come on, Claptrap.
853
00:38:36,810 --> 00:38:38,177
CLAPTRAP: Where are we going?
TINY TINA: Up.
854
00:38:38,279 --> 00:38:40,273
(ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING)
855
00:38:47,082 --> 00:38:48,652
LILITH: So, you trust
this woman?
856
00:38:48,754 --> 00:38:50,991
She's a xeno-archaeologist,
all right?
857
00:38:51,093 --> 00:38:52,821
She's a little odd.
858
00:38:52,923 --> 00:38:54,689
But she knows everything
about the vault.
859
00:38:54,791 --> 00:38:57,131
So, if she says something weird,
860
00:38:57,233 --> 00:38:58,629
don't let it get to you, okay?
861
00:38:58,731 --> 00:39:00,969
CLAPTRAP: I am 10
to the 100th power
862
00:39:01,071 --> 00:39:02,702
impressed with this place.
863
00:39:03,899 --> 00:39:05,865
TINY TINA: (CHUCKLES) Cool.
864
00:39:05,967 --> 00:39:07,842
Oh! I see you have the girl.
865
00:39:07,944 --> 00:39:09,244
That's right.
866
00:39:09,346 --> 00:39:10,809
WOMAN: Did you find
a vault key, too?
867
00:39:11,739 --> 00:39:13,914
Hi, I'm Tina.
868
00:39:14,016 --> 00:39:15,308
The special one.
869
00:39:15,950 --> 00:39:16,947
Huh.
870
00:39:19,857 --> 00:39:20,852
LILITH: Tannis.
871
00:39:22,961 --> 00:39:24,625
(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)
872
00:39:31,834 --> 00:39:32,567
Oh.
873
00:39:33,838 --> 00:39:35,295
Hello, Lilith.
874
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:38,969
Okay, good.
So you guys know each other.
875
00:39:39,877 --> 00:39:40,905
Unfortunately.
876
00:39:42,013 --> 00:39:43,644
I'm not staying here.
877
00:39:44,782 --> 00:39:45,747
What?
878
00:39:45,849 --> 00:39:47,513
Okay.
879
00:39:47,615 --> 00:39:49,342
But you all smell
like thresher urine.
880
00:39:49,444 --> 00:39:51,849
And your wanted poster
just went up all over town.
881
00:39:51,951 --> 00:39:54,785
So, I suggest that you all
settle in and clean up.
882
00:39:54,887 --> 00:39:57,124
Now, the electroshower
is right over there.
883
00:39:57,226 --> 00:39:58,460
TINY TINA: Ooh, shower.
884
00:39:58,562 --> 00:40:00,428
LILITH: Hey, kids,
we're out of here. Let's go.
885
00:40:00,531 --> 00:40:02,088
Lilith? Hey, I get it.
There's history here.
886
00:40:02,190 --> 00:40:03,692
I don't even need
to know what it is.
887
00:40:03,794 --> 00:40:05,227
The point is that she's right.
888
00:40:05,329 --> 00:40:06,761
If there's a poster of me,
that means there's one of you.
889
00:40:06,863 --> 00:40:08,062
They're looking for all of us.
890
00:40:08,198 --> 00:40:08,937
I hate to say it,
but we don't have a choice.
891
00:40:09,039 --> 00:40:10,066
We gotta sit tight.
892
00:40:12,033 --> 00:40:13,701
Lilith, we don't have a choice.
893
00:40:13,803 --> 00:40:15,210
What is happening, Tannis?
894
00:40:15,312 --> 00:40:16,936
- TINY TINA: Electroshower.
- Wait.
895
00:40:17,038 --> 00:40:18,781
- Wait, guys.
- (BOTH WHOOPING)
896
00:40:18,883 --> 00:40:20,073
(KRIEG SNIFFING)
897
00:40:20,175 --> 00:40:22,344
- CLAPTRAP: Time to shower.
- Claptrap.
898
00:40:22,446 --> 00:40:23,886
♪ It's time for showering
Showering, time for some... ♪
899
00:40:23,988 --> 00:40:25,220
That's not... No.
900
00:40:25,322 --> 00:40:27,347
- (SCREAMING)
- ROLAND: Claptrap.
901
00:40:30,060 --> 00:40:31,491
CLAPTRAP: Rebooting.
902
00:40:31,593 --> 00:40:32,726
Everybody,
just settle down, please.
903
00:40:33,722 --> 00:40:34,761
Settle down.
904
00:40:35,759 --> 00:40:36,991
Hey, hey! Settle down.
905
00:40:37,093 --> 00:40:38,224
CLAPTRAP:
Square root of 929,000...
906
00:40:38,393 --> 00:40:40,068
I am basing my assumption
that you're upset
907
00:40:40,170 --> 00:40:42,303
on your body language.
908
00:40:42,405 --> 00:40:44,540
LILITH:
Perceptive as ever, I see.
909
00:40:48,343 --> 00:40:49,710
Because of your mother?
910
00:40:50,411 --> 00:40:52,779
Uh, no, because of you.
911
00:40:54,051 --> 00:40:55,485
She trusted you...
912
00:40:57,351 --> 00:40:58,950
to take care of me.
913
00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:01,458
But you ran back here
914
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:05,957
to chase after that mystical
Eridian vault bullshit.
915
00:41:07,231 --> 00:41:08,927
I left you with tradespeople.
916
00:41:10,295 --> 00:41:11,862
Oh.
917
00:41:11,964 --> 00:41:14,035
Yes. You mean
the murderers and thieves
918
00:41:14,137 --> 00:41:15,428
on the mining ship.
919
00:41:16,273 --> 00:41:17,804
It's what your mother wanted.
920
00:41:19,069 --> 00:41:21,009
She wanted me
to learn how to kill
921
00:41:21,111 --> 00:41:22,339
by the age of 10?
922
00:41:22,441 --> 00:41:24,270
How to survive.
923
00:41:24,372 --> 00:41:26,346
I had to come back here
to finish her work.
924
00:41:26,448 --> 00:41:28,210
She believed the Eridian vault
925
00:41:28,312 --> 00:41:30,551
had the power to change things
for the better and...
926
00:41:30,653 --> 00:41:33,314
She traded her daughter
for a waste of time.
927
00:41:36,753 --> 00:41:37,719
(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)
928
00:41:37,821 --> 00:41:39,595
(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)
929
00:41:50,975 --> 00:41:52,135
Go back inside.
930
00:41:53,175 --> 00:41:54,203
It's not safe.
931
00:41:55,278 --> 00:41:56,546
I can look after myself.
932
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:59,043
Told you I'm special.
933
00:42:00,116 --> 00:42:01,210
Aren't we all?
934
00:42:02,117 --> 00:42:03,349
Yeah.
935
00:42:03,451 --> 00:42:04,820
They made me that way.
936
00:42:04,923 --> 00:42:06,050
Made you?
937
00:42:07,256 --> 00:42:08,481
What do you mean?
938
00:42:11,119 --> 00:42:12,894
Your father is Deukalian Atlas,
939
00:42:12,997 --> 00:42:14,227
isn't he?
940
00:42:14,329 --> 00:42:16,264
(SIGHS) Yes and no.
941
00:42:16,366 --> 00:42:19,098
Not a "yes or no" question.
942
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:20,570
He's...
943
00:42:22,005 --> 00:42:22,902
my...
944
00:42:25,008 --> 00:42:26,708
creator.
945
00:42:28,272 --> 00:42:32,613
Atlas is bananapants obsessed
with the vault.
946
00:42:32,716 --> 00:42:36,549
He says only a daughter
of Eridia can open it.
947
00:42:36,651 --> 00:42:38,082
He found a piece
of the vault key,
948
00:42:40,014 --> 00:42:41,782
and on that piece
949
00:42:41,884 --> 00:42:43,989
was a tiny bit...
950
00:42:44,963 --> 00:42:45,928
of blood.
951
00:42:46,030 --> 00:42:47,696
Eridian blood.
952
00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:50,430
He cloned an Eridian.
953
00:42:50,532 --> 00:42:52,932
And guess who that Eridian is?
954
00:42:54,469 --> 00:42:56,067
Hmm. Is her name Tina?
955
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:57,772
Boom.
956
00:42:59,143 --> 00:43:01,133
But it's all good.
957
00:43:01,235 --> 00:43:04,446
I don't care I grew up in a lab.
958
00:43:04,548 --> 00:43:06,941
I never wanted
a mother or a father.
959
00:43:07,043 --> 00:43:10,416
He created you to open a vault.
960
00:43:10,518 --> 00:43:12,750
God, what an asshole.
961
00:43:12,852 --> 00:43:14,690
(SCOFFS)
That's an understatement.
962
00:43:16,153 --> 00:43:18,787
He'll use whatever
technology's inside
963
00:43:18,889 --> 00:43:20,388
and make superweapons.
964
00:43:21,365 --> 00:43:23,732
The dude's got major issues.
965
00:43:25,534 --> 00:43:27,934
I'm just a product to Atlas.
966
00:43:29,205 --> 00:43:30,163
If he gets me,
967
00:43:30,265 --> 00:43:32,037
he's gonna make me
open the vault.
968
00:43:33,745 --> 00:43:35,975
Then he's just gonna lock me up
into another secret lab
969
00:43:37,006 --> 00:43:37,911
and do more experiments.
970
00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:41,084
(SOBBING) And if you saw
the things they did
971
00:43:41,186 --> 00:43:42,184
to the other clones...
972
00:43:42,286 --> 00:43:43,785
He's not gonna find you.
973
00:43:46,355 --> 00:43:47,085
(TINY TINA SNIFFLES)
974
00:43:56,226 --> 00:43:57,166
(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS)
975
00:43:57,268 --> 00:43:59,097
CLAPTRAP: Yo! Whassup?
976
00:44:00,037 --> 00:44:01,335
Yeah!
977
00:44:01,437 --> 00:44:03,272
Hey, there, sugar chips.
978
00:44:03,374 --> 00:44:04,801
You need a firmware update?
979
00:44:04,903 --> 00:44:06,365
MACHINE: Piss off, short stuff.
980
00:44:06,467 --> 00:44:08,073
CLAPTRAP: Someone needs
an oil change.
981
00:44:10,612 --> 00:44:13,846
My daddy always had a saying.
982
00:44:13,949 --> 00:44:17,043
Never trust a man
who can't hold his liquor.
983
00:44:17,145 --> 00:44:18,515
She tased me, all right?
984
00:44:18,617 --> 00:44:19,846
I love alcohol.
985
00:44:19,948 --> 00:44:20,949
I can be wild.
986
00:44:21,051 --> 00:44:22,315
MOXXI: As for that little girl,
987
00:44:22,417 --> 00:44:24,559
you don't think
the second I saw her,
988
00:44:24,661 --> 00:44:26,052
I wouldn't hand her
right over to you
989
00:44:26,154 --> 00:44:27,196
just to get rid of you?
990
00:44:27,298 --> 00:44:28,521
KNOXX: I admire the fight,
991
00:44:28,623 --> 00:44:30,523
but let me take you through
what happens next.
992
00:44:30,625 --> 00:44:32,129
CLAPTRAP: Spare parts!
KNOXX: We seal the city...
993
00:44:32,231 --> 00:44:34,068
CLAPTRAP: Anyone got
spare parts that I can use?
994
00:44:34,170 --> 00:44:34,935
Uh-oh.
995
00:44:36,341 --> 00:44:37,370
Hey, hey, that's his robot.
996
00:44:37,472 --> 00:44:38,672
It's an old CL4P...
997
00:44:38,774 --> 00:44:39,872
CLAPTRAP: Excuse me.
Coming through.
998
00:44:39,974 --> 00:44:41,711
Got a computer virus.
Highly contagious.
999
00:44:43,137 --> 00:44:44,172
Clear the street!
1000
00:44:44,274 --> 00:44:45,479
SOLDIER 1: You,
down on the ground.
1001
00:44:45,581 --> 00:44:46,639
SOLDIER 2: Move, move, move!
1002
00:44:49,116 --> 00:44:51,352
TANNIS: Now that we have
Tina and the first key,
1003
00:44:51,454 --> 00:44:52,788
I wanna show you this.
1004
00:44:54,592 --> 00:44:56,885
This is a mining journal
left behind
1005
00:44:56,987 --> 00:44:58,253
by a corporate bureaucrat.
1006
00:44:58,356 --> 00:45:00,228
He cataloged everything
the miners brought in,
1007
00:45:00,330 --> 00:45:01,427
most of it useless.
1008
00:45:01,529 --> 00:45:03,964
But on this page...
1009
00:45:08,667 --> 00:45:10,234
Another key.
1010
00:45:10,336 --> 00:45:13,235
He thought it was a useless
piece of Eridian pottery.
1011
00:45:13,337 --> 00:45:15,871
He had no clue
they'd found a vault key.
1012
00:45:15,973 --> 00:45:17,403
That makes two of three.
1013
00:45:17,505 --> 00:45:19,172
LILITH: So,
if this is the second key,
1014
00:45:19,274 --> 00:45:21,176
why don't you already have it?
1015
00:45:21,278 --> 00:45:23,511
Because the mine
is in Caustic Caverns.
1016
00:45:24,155 --> 00:45:26,014
Oh, shit.
1017
00:45:26,116 --> 00:45:27,955
CLAPTRAP: Danger! Red alert!
1018
00:45:28,057 --> 00:45:30,250
People, we need to move!
The soldiers, they're coming!
1019
00:45:30,352 --> 00:45:31,384
They have guns!
They're shooting!
1020
00:45:31,486 --> 00:45:32,458
- They're firing!
- Clappy, slow your roll.
1021
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:33,860
What is the dealio?
1022
00:45:33,962 --> 00:45:36,456
The soldier woman
who really hates Roland,
1023
00:45:36,558 --> 00:45:39,031
which suggests
the two of them had some...
1024
00:45:39,133 --> 00:45:41,131
- Come on, get to the point.
- She was at the bar
1025
00:45:41,233 --> 00:45:43,205
interrogating Moxxi
and your friend Larry...
1026
00:45:43,307 --> 00:45:44,263
Was that his name?
1027
00:45:44,365 --> 00:45:45,967
Seemed like a decent roommate.
1028
00:45:46,069 --> 00:45:47,269
LILITH: Did they see you?
1029
00:45:47,372 --> 00:45:50,579
Do you promise
not to be angry if I say yes?
1030
00:45:50,681 --> 00:45:53,082
KNOXX: Lance units,
block all exits.
1031
00:45:53,184 --> 00:45:55,318
No one leaves.
1032
00:45:55,420 --> 00:45:57,085
Get this thing out of here.
1033
00:45:57,188 --> 00:45:58,618
Masks off.
1034
00:45:58,720 --> 00:46:00,122
MARCUS: Of course, Commander.
1035
00:46:00,224 --> 00:46:02,221
Of course. Hey!
1036
00:46:02,323 --> 00:46:05,486
Double-perched custom Blaster
with ionized projectiles.
1037
00:46:05,588 --> 00:46:08,097
That'll outpace any
bone shredder on Pandora.
1038
00:46:08,199 --> 00:46:09,158
You wanna trade?
1039
00:46:09,260 --> 00:46:10,929
I'll give you
special price, huh?
1040
00:46:11,031 --> 00:46:14,561
KNOXX: Sanctuary
is now on lockdown.
1041
00:46:14,663 --> 00:46:17,236
No one goes anywhere
until we find that robot.
1042
00:46:17,338 --> 00:46:20,601
Is there any way out of here
that doesn't involve garbage?
1043
00:46:22,179 --> 00:46:22,977
Um...
1044
00:46:23,740 --> 00:46:25,138
No.
1045
00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:26,981
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1046
00:46:46,467 --> 00:46:47,501
What?
1047
00:46:47,603 --> 00:46:48,629
Did you guys wanna use it?
1048
00:46:52,767 --> 00:46:56,137
The entrance is underneath
all of that debris.
1049
00:46:56,240 --> 00:46:57,143
- Under there.
- (KRIEG GRUNTS)
1050
00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:00,206
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1051
00:47:00,308 --> 00:47:03,111
Whoo! Look what I got!
1052
00:47:03,213 --> 00:47:04,614
ROLAND: Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1053
00:47:04,716 --> 00:47:05,679
Open it.
1054
00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:08,121
- (METAL CLANGS)
- (KRIEG GRUNTS)
1055
00:47:10,722 --> 00:47:12,519
Hello.
1056
00:47:12,621 --> 00:47:14,323
CLAPTRAP: Would you
look at that? A ladder.
1057
00:47:14,425 --> 00:47:16,564
Unfortunately,
my design doesn't facilitate
1058
00:47:16,666 --> 00:47:18,232
this type of vertical travel.
1059
00:47:18,334 --> 00:47:19,325
Drats.
1060
00:47:19,427 --> 00:47:20,870
Guess I'll just... (SCREAMS)
1061
00:47:23,100 --> 00:47:24,673
- Well...
- (FAINT THUD)
1062
00:47:24,775 --> 00:47:26,304
- Destiny awaits.
- CLAPTRAP: I'm fine!
1063
00:47:28,171 --> 00:47:30,405
KRIEG: Mm! Meat soup.
1064
00:47:30,507 --> 00:47:33,146
Chemical waste
from the mining equipment.
1065
00:47:33,248 --> 00:47:35,476
It's corrosive enough
to dissolve almost anything
1066
00:47:35,578 --> 00:47:37,018
except the natural crystals
in this cavern.
1067
00:47:38,414 --> 00:47:40,853
How are we gonna
get through this?
1068
00:47:40,955 --> 00:47:43,220
Well, it's not gonna
be that way.
1069
00:47:43,322 --> 00:47:45,226
Looks like we gotta
take the high road.
1070
00:47:45,328 --> 00:47:47,025
Krieg.
1071
00:47:47,127 --> 00:47:48,555
Let's see if we can
grab this here.
1072
00:47:48,657 --> 00:47:50,598
CLAPTRAP: Luckily,
my wheel's too large,
1073
00:47:50,700 --> 00:47:52,360
so I'll just watch you all melt
1074
00:47:52,462 --> 00:47:53,793
from a safe
and reasonable distance.
1075
00:47:56,037 --> 00:47:58,033
You are small enough
to get in there.
1076
00:47:58,135 --> 00:47:59,502
Head through the tunnel,
1077
00:47:59,604 --> 00:48:01,909
locate the main access control
panel and then unlock
1078
00:48:02,011 --> 00:48:03,579
- the door at the end.
- CLAPTRAP: Can do!
1079
00:48:03,681 --> 00:48:05,344
- Quietly.
- CLAPTRAP: No problem.
1080
00:48:05,446 --> 00:48:07,573
I wouldn't want anything bad
to happen to each one of you
1081
00:48:07,675 --> 00:48:09,517
in the most
horrifying way possible.
1082
00:48:09,619 --> 00:48:12,048
All right, I'll go first.
1083
00:48:12,150 --> 00:48:14,281
- I got this.
- No, I got it.
1084
00:48:14,383 --> 00:48:15,615
- I got it.
- LILITH: Tina!
1085
00:48:15,718 --> 00:48:17,392
TINY TINA: Coming through!
ROLAND: Hey, hey.
1086
00:48:17,494 --> 00:48:18,525
TINY TINA: Relax.
1087
00:48:18,627 --> 00:48:19,559
I'm the lightest.
1088
00:48:19,661 --> 00:48:21,161
- Tina!
- Hey!
1089
00:48:23,534 --> 00:48:24,428
(KRIEG AND TINA LAUGHING)
1090
00:48:25,831 --> 00:48:26,826
(LILITH SIGHS)
1091
00:48:28,570 --> 00:48:29,664
Ladies first.
1092
00:48:30,738 --> 00:48:32,040
Don't mind if I do.
1093
00:48:33,201 --> 00:48:33,943
(METAL RATTLING)
1094
00:48:41,319 --> 00:48:42,550
(SIZZLING)
1095
00:48:42,652 --> 00:48:43,612
- You all right?
- Mm-hmm.
1096
00:48:46,181 --> 00:48:47,256
Be careful.
1097
00:48:47,358 --> 00:48:48,287
(METAL CREAKING)
1098
00:48:53,892 --> 00:48:54,887
(TANNIS EXHALES)
1099
00:48:56,663 --> 00:48:58,233
Guys.
1100
00:48:58,335 --> 00:48:59,067
Look.
1101
00:49:02,604 --> 00:49:03,368
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1102
00:49:07,374 --> 00:49:10,238
TINY TINA: Hope blooms
in the strangest places.
1103
00:49:10,340 --> 00:49:11,305
LILITH: It's kind of pretty.
1104
00:49:11,407 --> 00:49:12,481
CLAPTRAP: Mission accomplished!
1105
00:49:12,583 --> 00:49:14,344
The door is unlocked.
1106
00:49:14,446 --> 00:49:15,884
♪ Who's the best?
I'm the best ♪
1107
00:49:15,986 --> 00:49:17,619
♪ Give me a job
I pass the test ♪
1108
00:49:17,721 --> 00:49:18,518
LILITH: Can't take him anywhere.
1109
00:49:18,620 --> 00:49:19,618
CLAPTRAP: Well?
1110
00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:20,715
You're welcome.
1111
00:49:21,857 --> 00:49:24,119
(SCOFFS) Impossible to please.
1112
00:49:24,221 --> 00:49:25,962
(SUSPENSFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1113
00:49:35,639 --> 00:49:37,438
KRIEG: Scream showers.
1114
00:49:37,540 --> 00:49:39,005
It's Bloodshots.
1115
00:49:39,107 --> 00:49:40,604
Yeah, their symbols
are everywhere.
1116
00:49:40,706 --> 00:49:44,679
ROLAND: These are the Psychos
other psychos are afraid of.
1117
00:49:44,781 --> 00:49:46,541
They're probably still here.
1118
00:49:46,643 --> 00:49:48,307
- Let's go find out.
- (SOFTLY) No bombs.
1119
00:49:48,409 --> 00:49:49,818
I'll be surgical.
1120
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:51,812
There's only one of you
in the world...
1121
00:49:53,656 --> 00:49:54,683
and you're special.
1122
00:49:57,589 --> 00:49:59,460
You guys sit tight.
Wait for us to come back.
1123
00:49:59,562 --> 00:50:00,656
Come on, Lil.
1124
00:50:04,135 --> 00:50:06,101
- (HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)
- (BLOODSHOTS CLAMORING)
1125
00:50:17,847 --> 00:50:19,642
Dealt with Bloodshots before?
1126
00:50:20,484 --> 00:50:21,474
ROLAND: Once.
1127
00:50:21,576 --> 00:50:22,715
LILITH: How'd you make it out?
1128
00:50:22,817 --> 00:50:24,920
Kind words and hugs?
1129
00:50:25,022 --> 00:50:25,884
I don't know what it is
that happens to 'em
1130
00:50:25,986 --> 00:50:27,584
when they're down here
1131
00:50:27,686 --> 00:50:29,289
but it's like they get hit
with an extra dose of crazy.
1132
00:50:31,319 --> 00:50:32,594
(SCREAMING)
1133
00:50:32,696 --> 00:50:33,722
(BLOODSHOTS CHEERING)
1134
00:50:35,197 --> 00:50:36,956
BLOODSHOT: Strip the flesh,
salt the wound!
1135
00:50:40,136 --> 00:50:42,330
- There's too many to shoot.
- Or blow up?
1136
00:50:42,432 --> 00:50:44,037
Well, we can't really blend in.
1137
00:50:44,139 --> 00:50:45,541
We don't look
anything like them.
1138
00:50:45,643 --> 00:50:46,904
Except you, handsome.
1139
00:50:47,006 --> 00:50:48,944
KRIEG: Thank you!
1140
00:50:49,047 --> 00:50:50,407
CLAPTRAP: Well,
according to my calculations,
1141
00:50:50,509 --> 00:50:51,745
the odds of a successful
stealth operation
1142
00:50:51,847 --> 00:50:53,148
in this scenario is...
1143
00:50:53,879 --> 00:50:55,748
0%? Wow!
1144
00:50:55,850 --> 00:50:57,450
You never see that!
1145
00:50:57,552 --> 00:50:59,886
Well, I guess that's it then.
Back to the truck, right?
1146
00:50:59,988 --> 00:51:01,455
Did you factor in a distraction?
1147
00:51:01,558 --> 00:51:02,922
Of course.
1148
00:51:03,024 --> 00:51:04,288
I analyzed 16 million versions
1149
00:51:04,390 --> 00:51:05,724
where one of you
creates a distraction.
1150
00:51:05,826 --> 00:51:07,353
Total failure.
1151
00:51:07,455 --> 00:51:09,862
No, not one of us.
1152
00:51:09,964 --> 00:51:11,300
Wait, who else is...?
1153
00:51:11,402 --> 00:51:12,902
Oh, no.
1154
00:51:13,004 --> 00:51:14,730
- (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
- (METAL CLANGING)
1155
00:51:18,709 --> 00:51:21,368
(LAUGHS) Coming through.
1156
00:51:21,470 --> 00:51:22,243
(BLOODSHOTS EXCLAIMING)
1157
00:51:23,471 --> 00:51:24,212
CLAPTRAP: Hi, there.
1158
00:51:25,043 --> 00:51:26,280
How you doing?
1159
00:51:27,510 --> 00:51:29,447
(CLAPTRAP LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
1160
00:51:29,549 --> 00:51:31,747
Just a little nervous laughter
to crack the ice.
1161
00:51:32,821 --> 00:51:34,582
BLOODSHOT 1: Shiny!
1162
00:51:34,684 --> 00:51:36,284
CLAPTRAP:
Just rolling through town
1163
00:51:36,386 --> 00:51:37,753
looking for a good time.
1164
00:51:41,424 --> 00:51:42,730
Ladies and gentlemen!
1165
00:51:42,832 --> 00:51:44,562
Your attention, please.
1166
00:51:47,530 --> 00:51:49,102
I am here because I want to be
1167
00:51:49,204 --> 00:51:50,629
and not for a more
justifiable reason
1168
00:51:50,731 --> 00:51:52,301
like trying to be a distraction.
1169
00:51:52,403 --> 00:51:54,239
Even though it makes no sense
1170
00:51:54,341 --> 00:51:55,777
for me to say
what I'm about to say,
1171
00:51:55,879 --> 00:51:57,475
and even though anyone rational
1172
00:51:57,577 --> 00:51:59,679
would suspect it was just
part of a crude plan,
1173
00:51:59,781 --> 00:52:00,950
I have decided
1174
00:52:01,052 --> 00:52:04,316
entirely on my own
to say the following.
1175
00:52:04,418 --> 00:52:07,946
Y'all bitches
need to eat your own butts
1176
00:52:08,049 --> 00:52:09,289
- with your poopy-mouth...
- (MOUTHING ALONG)
1177
00:52:09,391 --> 00:52:11,620
...ass-faces until you die
from loser poisoning
1178
00:52:11,722 --> 00:52:15,423
like the stupid
pus-crotches that you is.
1179
00:52:15,525 --> 00:52:17,533
- (GIGGLES)
- (ROLAND SIGHS)
1180
00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:19,631
(WEAPONS COCKING)
1181
00:52:19,733 --> 00:52:21,869
CLAPTRAP: Was that too much?
It was too much, wasn't it?
1182
00:52:21,971 --> 00:52:23,366
What took it over the edge?
1183
00:52:23,468 --> 00:52:24,734
Was it the
"poopy-mouth ass-faces"?
1184
00:52:26,610 --> 00:52:27,737
Stairs. Come on!
1185
00:52:29,978 --> 00:52:31,147
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
1186
00:52:33,545 --> 00:52:35,107
CLAPTRAP:
Not in the undercarriage!
1187
00:52:37,116 --> 00:52:38,154
My programming...
1188
00:52:40,748 --> 00:52:41,789
Oh, that's gonna leave a mark.
1189
00:52:41,891 --> 00:52:43,725
(CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
1190
00:52:43,827 --> 00:52:45,453
Son of a... You got me!
1191
00:52:45,555 --> 00:52:46,793
Okay, I'm dead. How about that?
1192
00:52:46,895 --> 00:52:48,455
(CLAPTRAP SCREAMING)
1193
00:52:48,557 --> 00:52:49,330
(BLOODSHOTS CHEERING)
1194
00:52:51,836 --> 00:52:53,125
Is he going to be all right?
1195
00:52:54,771 --> 00:52:55,765
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1196
00:52:59,634 --> 00:53:01,868
CLAPTRAP: Excellent plan.
1197
00:53:01,971 --> 00:53:04,279
Who would have guessed
they'd shoot me, right?
1198
00:53:05,948 --> 00:53:07,007
LILITH: Well, we survived.
1199
00:53:08,917 --> 00:53:10,516
So much for your 0%.
1200
00:53:11,955 --> 00:53:13,717
CLAPTRAP: You're not out yet.
1201
00:53:15,817 --> 00:53:17,116
TANNIS: I think
the key's in here.
1202
00:53:20,027 --> 00:53:21,326
TINY TINA: Sweet.
1203
00:53:21,428 --> 00:53:23,826
So, the key
is in one of these crates.
1204
00:53:24,833 --> 00:53:25,828
One of these
1205
00:53:26,836 --> 00:53:29,004
kabillion crates.
1206
00:53:29,106 --> 00:53:31,536
Yeah, this is gonna
take a minute.
1207
00:53:31,638 --> 00:53:32,772
CLAPTRAP: Four days
if you work around the clock
1208
00:53:32,874 --> 00:53:34,374
which you can't,
1209
00:53:34,476 --> 00:53:36,577
because your bodies
require rest every 16 hours.
1210
00:53:36,679 --> 00:53:37,871
Lazy!
1211
00:53:37,973 --> 00:53:40,012
Not if those psycho Raiders
find us first.
1212
00:53:40,114 --> 00:53:42,182
Those are Bloodshots.
1213
00:53:42,284 --> 00:53:43,742
Raiders live above.
Not down here.
1214
00:53:43,844 --> 00:53:45,251
There are no Raiders down here.
1215
00:53:45,353 --> 00:53:46,682
Tannis, nobody's talking
about Raiders.
1216
00:53:46,785 --> 00:53:48,123
TINY TINA: What's the big deal
about Raiders?
1217
00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:49,354
TANNIS: I know,
but you brought up Raiders.
1218
00:53:49,456 --> 00:53:51,059
ROLAND: How about
we forget about it?
1219
00:53:51,161 --> 00:53:52,025
TINY TINA: Am I missing
something here?
1220
00:53:52,127 --> 00:53:53,390
TANNIS: But I don't understand.
1221
00:53:53,492 --> 00:53:54,455
ROLAND: Forget about
the Raiders!
1222
00:53:54,557 --> 00:53:55,693
Just forget about it.
1223
00:53:56,900 --> 00:53:57,728
TINY TINA: I'm sorry.
1224
00:54:01,198 --> 00:54:02,430
(SIGHS)
1225
00:54:02,532 --> 00:54:04,273
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
1226
00:54:33,770 --> 00:54:35,228
I understand...
1227
00:54:35,330 --> 00:54:37,239
- Bloodshots are down here.
- You keep bringing up Raiders.
1228
00:54:37,341 --> 00:54:38,907
- Tannis, I swear to God...
- LILITH: I found it.
1229
00:54:39,010 --> 00:54:40,974
- What?
- LILITH: The second key.
1230
00:54:41,076 --> 00:54:42,902
TANNIS: How... How did...?
1231
00:54:43,004 --> 00:54:45,413
I don't know.
Just lucky, I guess.
1232
00:54:47,383 --> 00:54:48,675
ROLAND: Yeah, we'll see
how lucky you are.
1233
00:54:48,777 --> 00:54:49,984
We still gotta get out of here.
1234
00:54:50,086 --> 00:54:51,685
There's an exit portal this way.
1235
00:54:51,787 --> 00:54:52,618
Come on.
1236
00:54:57,017 --> 00:54:57,920
- (FAINT CLINKING)
- LILITH: Shh!
1237
00:54:59,688 --> 00:55:00,593
(WHISPERS) What's that?
1238
00:55:03,790 --> 00:55:06,035
(CLAPTRAP STRAINING)
1239
00:55:06,137 --> 00:55:08,062
What? I'm expelling
the excess lead.
1240
00:55:10,307 --> 00:55:12,006
Big bullet. Big bullet coming.
There we go.
1241
00:55:12,108 --> 00:55:13,171
Can't you do this another time?
1242
00:55:13,273 --> 00:55:14,775
This has to happen now.
1243
00:55:14,877 --> 00:55:17,144
Don't judge me.
1244
00:55:17,246 --> 00:55:18,779
- (CLAPTRAP GROANING)
- (LAUGHING)
1245
00:55:18,881 --> 00:55:20,114
(KRIEG LAUGHING)
1246
00:55:20,216 --> 00:55:21,145
CLAPTRAP: What?
How is this funny?
1247
00:55:21,247 --> 00:55:22,547
You keep it down.
1248
00:55:22,649 --> 00:55:23,978
Do I judge you
when you blast out a loaf?
1249
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:25,321
- We don't wanna attract...
- CLAPTRAP: Look out!
1250
00:55:26,889 --> 00:55:28,082
(GRUNTING)
1251
00:55:30,291 --> 00:55:31,456
- A little help?
- (GRUNTS)
1252
00:55:31,558 --> 00:55:32,656
(ACE OF SPADES
BY MOTORHEAD PLAYING)
1253
00:55:32,758 --> 00:55:33,788
- CLAPTRAP: Incoming!
- (BLOODSHOTS YELLING)
1254
00:55:33,890 --> 00:55:35,864
ROLAND: Go, go!
TANNIS: Okay, going now!
1255
00:55:35,966 --> 00:55:37,531
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
1256
00:55:40,804 --> 00:55:42,635
(KRIEG GRUNTING)
1257
00:55:52,673 --> 00:55:53,448
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1258
00:56:00,857 --> 00:56:01,852
ROLAND: Tannis!
1259
00:56:03,684 --> 00:56:04,459
Thank you.
1260
00:56:05,325 --> 00:56:06,560
CLAPTRAP: On your left!
1261
00:56:07,026 --> 00:56:08,023
Wow!
1262
00:56:11,031 --> 00:56:12,027
(GRUNTS)
1263
00:56:13,996 --> 00:56:15,371
- (BLOODSHOT 1 YELLS)
- (KRIEG GRUNTS)
1264
00:56:16,269 --> 00:56:17,566
(TINY TINA SCREAMS)
1265
00:56:17,668 --> 00:56:18,671
BLOODSHOT 2: Come here, girlie!
1266
00:56:19,942 --> 00:56:21,036
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1267
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:25,645
(GRUNTS)
1268
00:56:28,347 --> 00:56:29,751
What are you doing?
1269
00:56:29,853 --> 00:56:30,942
I needed a gun.
1270
00:56:31,044 --> 00:56:33,116
So you ask for it, Tannis. Ask!
1271
00:56:33,218 --> 00:56:34,581
Move!
1272
00:56:34,683 --> 00:56:35,424
(BLOODSHOTS YELLING)
1273
00:56:43,031 --> 00:56:44,323
That way!
1274
00:56:46,865 --> 00:56:48,927
CLAPTRAP: (LAUGHS)
We've got this, guys!
1275
00:56:49,029 --> 00:56:50,639
There's nothing we can't do!
1276
00:56:50,741 --> 00:56:51,731
Stairs!
1277
00:56:51,833 --> 00:56:52,873
Krieg, help me! I'm not...
1278
00:56:52,975 --> 00:56:53,772
ROLAND: Go, go!
1279
00:56:55,011 --> 00:56:56,104
(CLAPTRAP GROANING)
1280
00:57:01,084 --> 00:57:02,077
(BLOODSHOT 3 YELLING)
1281
00:57:06,055 --> 00:57:08,582
(BLOODSHOTS YELLING)
1282
00:57:08,684 --> 00:57:09,723
Lilith, I got you!
1283
00:57:09,825 --> 00:57:10,855
Go!
1284
00:57:15,262 --> 00:57:16,256
TINY TINA: Roland!
1285
00:57:18,836 --> 00:57:19,798
Watch out!
1286
00:57:20,738 --> 00:57:21,470
Go, go!
1287
00:57:32,179 --> 00:57:33,548
Time to go.
1288
00:57:35,085 --> 00:57:35,814
(BLOODSHOTS SCREAMING)
1289
00:57:40,623 --> 00:57:42,188
CLAPTRAP: I'm sure
we're past the hard part.
1290
00:57:42,290 --> 00:57:43,382
TANNIS: (SOFTLY) Okay.
1291
00:57:47,898 --> 00:57:49,322
(GROWLING)
1292
00:57:51,302 --> 00:57:52,732
ROLAND: Go, go, go!
We gotta move!
1293
00:57:54,061 --> 00:57:55,603
(BLOODSHOT LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
1294
00:57:58,067 --> 00:58:00,671
TINY TINA: Let go of me!
ROLAND: Tina!
1295
00:58:00,773 --> 00:58:02,701
TANNIS: Lilith!
BLOODSHOT 1: Hello!
1296
00:58:02,803 --> 00:58:03,743
(LILITH GRUNTS)
1297
00:58:04,112 --> 00:58:05,107
(GUNSHOT)
1298
00:58:09,318 --> 00:58:10,451
CLAPTRAP: Follow me this way.
1299
00:58:10,553 --> 00:58:11,951
I have a tremendous
sense of direction.
1300
00:58:12,053 --> 00:58:13,021
Oh, God!
1301
00:58:13,123 --> 00:58:14,248
(BLOODSHOTS LAUGHING)
1302
00:58:27,137 --> 00:58:27,866
BLOODSHOT 2: Help me!
1303
00:58:33,099 --> 00:58:34,301
TINY TINA: Krieg, spin me!
1304
00:58:35,509 --> 00:58:36,736
TANNIS: I found it! I found it!
1305
00:58:36,838 --> 00:58:37,838
There's an elevator!
1306
00:58:37,940 --> 00:58:39,713
Follow me. This way. Come on.
1307
00:58:41,308 --> 00:58:44,079
- Roland!
- ROLAND: Clappy, go! Go! Go!
1308
00:58:44,181 --> 00:58:45,785
CLAPTRAP: Lilith!
Don't leave me behind again!
1309
00:58:49,756 --> 00:58:51,791
There's a service elevator
this way!
1310
00:58:55,460 --> 00:58:56,761
It's up here.
1311
00:58:56,863 --> 00:58:59,725
- This way. Oh, no.
- ROLAND: Go! Go, go, go!
1312
00:58:59,827 --> 00:59:00,930
TANNIS: Shit!
1313
00:59:01,032 --> 00:59:02,727
This is gonna take some time.
Hold this.
1314
00:59:02,830 --> 00:59:03,839
Claptrap!
1315
00:59:03,941 --> 00:59:05,263
I need help!
1316
00:59:05,365 --> 00:59:07,198
CLAPTRAP: Uh,
in front of everyone?
1317
00:59:07,300 --> 00:59:08,406
TANNIS: Yes!
CLAPTRAP: Look away!
1318
00:59:08,508 --> 00:59:10,771
Look away! I command you!
1319
00:59:10,873 --> 00:59:12,036
Krieg, we got company.
1320
00:59:12,138 --> 00:59:14,776
KRIEG: It's time to bleed!
1321
00:59:14,878 --> 00:59:16,046
- Come on!
- I am trying!
1322
00:59:20,023 --> 00:59:21,086
Krieg, wait!
1323
00:59:21,188 --> 00:59:22,382
Krieg!
1324
00:59:29,395 --> 00:59:30,489
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1325
00:59:34,236 --> 00:59:35,393
It's not working.
1326
00:59:35,495 --> 00:59:36,935
TINY TINA: Aren't you supposed
to be smart?
1327
00:59:42,074 --> 00:59:43,277
BLOODSHOT 1: I'll turn you
into a meat bicycle!
1328
00:59:43,379 --> 00:59:44,503
BLOODSHOT 2: Another victim!
1329
00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:48,874
(BLOODSHOTS CACKLING)
1330
00:59:48,976 --> 00:59:50,586
(LILITH STRAINING)
1331
00:59:53,254 --> 00:59:54,590
(WEAPON FIRING)
1332
00:59:55,224 --> 00:59:56,449
LILITH: Thanks, kid.
1333
00:59:58,393 --> 00:59:59,419
(BLOODSHOTS CLAMORING)
1334
01:00:04,925 --> 01:00:06,600
LILITH: Tannis!
1335
01:00:06,702 --> 01:00:08,131
- How we doing?
- TANNIS: I don't have it!
1336
01:00:09,369 --> 01:00:10,705
(METAL CREAKING)
1337
01:00:13,510 --> 01:00:14,401
BLOODSHOT 1: Come here,
give me a kiss!
1338
01:00:15,078 --> 01:00:16,271
(SCREAMING)
1339
01:00:17,279 --> 01:00:18,812
Krieg! Pull back!
1340
01:00:29,256 --> 01:00:32,250
Go! Go!
1341
01:00:32,352 --> 01:00:34,223
BLOODSHOT 2:
I regret everything!
1342
01:00:41,368 --> 01:00:43,296
TANNIS: Come on!
1343
01:00:43,398 --> 01:00:45,171
- LILITH: We gotta go.
- It's not working.
1344
01:00:45,273 --> 01:00:46,004
Go, Tannis.
1345
01:00:47,542 --> 01:00:49,337
We have another wiring problem.
1346
01:00:50,411 --> 01:00:51,474
BLOODSHOT 3: Baby!
1347
01:00:51,576 --> 01:00:52,604
(METAL CREAKING)
1348
01:00:53,941 --> 01:00:54,683
ROLAND: Shit.
1349
01:00:56,280 --> 01:00:58,517
- Roland, what are you doing?
- ROLAND: Fixing it.
1350
01:00:58,620 --> 01:01:00,013
- Get back here!
- LILITH: Hey.
1351
01:01:00,115 --> 01:01:01,756
TINY TINA: No. Please don't.
1352
01:01:03,260 --> 01:01:04,451
- Roland!
- Hey, Tina.
1353
01:01:06,429 --> 01:01:07,586
I'll meet you at the vault.
1354
01:01:08,230 --> 01:01:09,192
I promise.
1355
01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:12,294
- (BLOODSHOTS YELLING)
- ROLAND: Tannis.
1356
01:01:13,435 --> 01:01:14,934
- Hit it!
- Okay, hitting!
1357
01:01:16,063 --> 01:01:16,936
(ELEVATOR CREAKING)
1358
01:01:19,174 --> 01:01:20,170
Roland!
1359
01:01:26,479 --> 01:01:28,206
All right, Bob.
1360
01:01:28,308 --> 01:01:30,318
You ready to kick some ass?
1361
01:01:30,420 --> 01:01:32,351
(LAUGHS) I knew you'd say that.
1362
01:01:32,453 --> 01:01:33,447
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
1363
01:01:34,488 --> 01:01:35,482
(BLOODSHOTS YELLING)
1364
01:01:38,185 --> 01:01:39,728
(TOY LAUGHING, BEEPING)
1365
01:01:47,203 --> 01:01:48,533
(EXHALES)
1366
01:01:48,635 --> 01:01:50,237
(BLOODSHOTS CACKLING)
1367
01:01:50,339 --> 01:01:51,069
(FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)
1368
01:01:54,177 --> 01:01:55,166
(SCREAMING)
1369
01:01:55,268 --> 01:01:57,009
(THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING)
1370
01:02:05,553 --> 01:02:07,583
(BLOODSHOTS SHOUTING)
1371
01:02:07,685 --> 01:02:08,724
(ALL SCREAMING)
1372
01:02:12,027 --> 01:02:14,389
TANNIS: The brakes are out!
We are not slowing down!
1373
01:02:15,629 --> 01:02:16,655
We are not gonna make it!
1374
01:02:25,175 --> 01:02:26,071
(ALL GASPING)
1375
01:02:28,002 --> 01:02:29,643
Teleportation.
1376
01:02:29,745 --> 01:02:31,543
I can move stuff
with my mind, y'all.
1377
01:02:31,645 --> 01:02:32,610
CLAPTRAP: We're not dead?
1378
01:02:32,712 --> 01:02:34,412
I'm still enslaved? Drats.
1379
01:02:34,514 --> 01:02:35,981
(VOMITS, GROANS)
1380
01:02:36,083 --> 01:02:38,379
KRIEG: Chutney vomit queen.
CLAPTRAP: Ew! Yuck!
1381
01:02:38,481 --> 01:02:40,947
I think the teleportation
has made her quite ill.
1382
01:02:41,049 --> 01:02:42,288
How did you do that?
1383
01:02:42,390 --> 01:02:43,951
I don't know.
1384
01:02:44,053 --> 01:02:45,923
Just kind of happened.
1385
01:02:46,025 --> 01:02:47,988
Hey, Roland's
gonna be okay, right?
1386
01:02:48,090 --> 01:02:49,422
He's an elite soldier.
1387
01:02:49,524 --> 01:02:51,800
If anyone can get out of that,
it's him.
1388
01:02:54,264 --> 01:02:55,502
- Where are we?
- (STATIC OVER DEVICE)
1389
01:02:55,604 --> 01:02:57,837
I can't get a read on ECHOnet.
1390
01:02:57,939 --> 01:03:00,136
But it looks like
we're in an old mine.
1391
01:03:00,238 --> 01:03:02,635
LILITH: Maybe we find
some shelter inside.
1392
01:03:05,405 --> 01:03:06,573
(CREATURE SHRIEKS IN DISTANCE)
1393
01:03:08,375 --> 01:03:10,115
(SOFT DESPONDENT MUSIC PLAYING)
1394
01:03:26,701 --> 01:03:28,300
TANNIS: I've combined the keys.
1395
01:03:28,402 --> 01:03:29,398
Look.
1396
01:03:33,403 --> 01:03:35,168
LILITH: What's that?
Some kind of a map?
1397
01:03:35,270 --> 01:03:36,669
TANNIS: Incredible, isn't it?
1398
01:03:37,710 --> 01:03:39,111
It isn't just a key.
1399
01:03:41,417 --> 01:03:42,644
And right there...
1400
01:03:42,747 --> 01:03:43,951
The vault?
1401
01:03:45,312 --> 01:03:46,346
TANNIS: It is a shame
1402
01:03:46,448 --> 01:03:48,120
your mother is not here
to see this.
1403
01:03:49,625 --> 01:03:51,489
It was there the whole time.
1404
01:03:51,591 --> 01:03:52,892
Apparently.
1405
01:03:52,994 --> 01:03:54,460
LILITH: I've seen that
before somewhere.
1406
01:03:54,562 --> 01:03:55,828
TANNIS: Firehawk.
1407
01:03:55,930 --> 01:03:58,691
Eridian goddess,
protector of the planet.
1408
01:04:02,973 --> 01:04:06,138
Well, it's all a bit pointless
without the third piece.
1409
01:04:07,268 --> 01:04:08,437
Oh, well, we have it.
1410
01:04:12,513 --> 01:04:14,239
She's the key.
1411
01:04:14,341 --> 01:04:16,076
The elevator confirmed it.
1412
01:04:16,178 --> 01:04:17,584
That was a phasewalk.
1413
01:04:17,686 --> 01:04:19,220
Only an Eridian could do that.
1414
01:04:19,322 --> 01:04:20,378
Wait a minute.
1415
01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:21,588
If she's a piece of the key,
1416
01:04:21,690 --> 01:04:23,049
what happens when she opens it?
1417
01:04:23,151 --> 01:04:24,354
I assumed you knew.
1418
01:04:25,661 --> 01:04:27,025
Did your mother never tell you?
1419
01:04:27,128 --> 01:04:29,588
I was eight. I can barely
remember her face.
1420
01:04:29,690 --> 01:04:32,591
When the daughter of Eridia
places the key,
1421
01:04:32,693 --> 01:04:34,826
the pieces are consumed
and the vault opens.
1422
01:04:37,370 --> 01:04:41,104
Now, I don't necessarily
believe that means kill her.
1423
01:04:41,206 --> 01:04:42,674
But you're prepared
to take that risk.
1424
01:04:42,776 --> 01:04:44,341
Well, we have no choice.
1425
01:04:45,206 --> 01:04:46,742
Either we take her
1426
01:04:46,844 --> 01:04:48,213
or Atlas does.
1427
01:04:50,348 --> 01:04:52,250
There is no salvation
without sacrifice.
1428
01:05:02,530 --> 01:05:03,528
(ROLAND GRUNTS)
1429
01:05:03,630 --> 01:05:06,858
Worst orgy ever.
1430
01:05:07,468 --> 01:05:08,431
(GROANS)
1431
01:05:11,539 --> 01:05:14,008
(GRUNTING)
1432
01:05:19,647 --> 01:05:20,740
Rest in peace, Bob.
1433
01:05:31,823 --> 01:05:33,892
Oh, shit.
1434
01:05:33,994 --> 01:05:35,458
(SOFT DESPONDENT MUSIC
CONTINUES)
1435
01:05:45,839 --> 01:05:47,767
Whoa. Sorry. (LAUGHS)
1436
01:05:47,869 --> 01:05:49,643
I thought for a moment there
you had rigor mortis.
1437
01:05:49,745 --> 01:05:51,171
It was a really nice moment.
1438
01:05:51,273 --> 01:05:52,946
I'll treasure it always.
1439
01:05:53,048 --> 01:05:55,142
Also, I scavenged
the final parts I needed
1440
01:05:55,244 --> 01:05:56,676
from a dead transformer,
1441
01:05:56,778 --> 01:05:59,713
and fixed the thing
you so recklessly destroyed.
1442
01:06:05,428 --> 01:06:06,159
(KRIEG SNORING)
1443
01:06:10,766 --> 01:06:12,431
You didn't press this, did you?
1444
01:06:12,534 --> 01:06:14,263
I did not.
1445
01:06:14,365 --> 01:06:15,927
I can crush it again
if you'd like.
1446
01:06:17,601 --> 01:06:20,138
Oh, "Thank you, Claptrap.
You're indispensable."
1447
01:06:20,241 --> 01:06:23,143
Thank you, Lilith.
Your praise warms my soul.
1448
01:06:27,549 --> 01:06:28,643
(SIGHS SOFTLY)
1449
01:06:30,652 --> 01:06:31,481
(DEVICE SHATTERS)
1450
01:06:34,449 --> 01:06:36,189
(SLOW SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1451
01:06:46,666 --> 01:06:47,662
Lilith.
1452
01:06:49,335 --> 01:06:51,006
Have you broken the beacon
I gave you?
1453
01:06:54,405 --> 01:06:57,837
Ah, this thing was junk
the whole time.
1454
01:06:58,480 --> 01:06:59,678
(SCOFFS)
1455
01:06:59,780 --> 01:07:01,014
ATLAS: Not at all.
1456
01:07:01,116 --> 01:07:03,818
It was a highly accurate
tracking device
1457
01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:06,511
that has led me
right to you and Tina.
1458
01:07:06,614 --> 01:07:07,679
Now, I was beginning to think
1459
01:07:07,781 --> 01:07:09,357
that she would
elude me forever.
1460
01:07:09,459 --> 01:07:10,589
She's smart.
1461
01:07:10,691 --> 01:07:12,654
She is mine.
1462
01:07:16,589 --> 01:07:17,690
And the Crimson Lance
1463
01:07:17,792 --> 01:07:18,933
are on their way
to collect her now.
1464
01:07:19,036 --> 01:07:20,698
If you come after her,
I'll destroy the key.
1465
01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:21,767
No, you won't.
1466
01:07:21,869 --> 01:07:23,500
Because if you did,
1467
01:07:25,533 --> 01:07:26,832
then I would have to kill
1468
01:07:26,934 --> 01:07:29,668
the rest of that heroic band
of vault hunters
1469
01:07:29,770 --> 01:07:31,745
she's been
slumming around with.
1470
01:07:31,847 --> 01:07:33,879
And I promise you, Lilith,
1471
01:07:33,981 --> 01:07:35,413
they won't be quick deaths.
1472
01:07:37,816 --> 01:07:39,153
Good.
1473
01:07:39,854 --> 01:07:41,218
Glad to see you making
1474
01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:43,520
the smart choice for once.
(CHUCKLES)
1475
01:07:44,892 --> 01:07:46,553
And when this is over,
1476
01:07:46,655 --> 01:07:48,228
you'll be paid
what we agreed on.
1477
01:07:50,798 --> 01:07:51,693
Thank you, Lilith.
1478
01:08:01,410 --> 01:08:03,604
Oh.
1479
01:08:03,707 --> 01:08:06,474
Tina, look, I know
how this must look, but...
1480
01:08:06,576 --> 01:08:09,183
I'm the only one
who can open the vault.
1481
01:08:11,220 --> 01:08:14,881
And I'm gonna use whatever
is inside to kill him.
1482
01:08:19,721 --> 01:08:21,388
Too bad you won't
be around to see it.
1483
01:08:21,490 --> 01:08:23,095
- Wait.
- Enjoy your freedom.
1484
01:08:23,197 --> 01:08:24,462
- (EXPLOSIVE CLATTERS)
- Tina. Tina, no!
1485
01:08:43,882 --> 01:08:44,944
(GROANS)
1486
01:08:49,923 --> 01:08:51,291
(CLAPTRAP WHOOPING)
1487
01:08:52,429 --> 01:08:53,260
(SIGHS)
1488
01:08:57,701 --> 01:08:59,431
(VOCALIZING UPBEAT TUNE)
1489
01:09:02,870 --> 01:09:03,600
(STOPS VOCALIZING)
1490
01:09:06,776 --> 01:09:07,505
I'm dancing because...
1491
01:09:08,710 --> 01:09:10,142
you're alive.
1492
01:09:10,244 --> 01:09:11,644
Not because
I thought you were dead.
1493
01:09:11,746 --> 01:09:13,010
Heartwarming.
1494
01:09:13,112 --> 01:09:14,444
Where are the others?
1495
01:09:14,546 --> 01:09:15,879
They found a truck
in the village and left.
1496
01:09:15,981 --> 01:09:16,976
Without me.
1497
01:09:18,115 --> 01:09:19,253
What village?
1498
01:09:22,654 --> 01:09:23,955
CLAPTRAP: This must have
been one of the original
1499
01:09:24,057 --> 01:09:25,325
Pandoran settlements.
1500
01:09:25,958 --> 01:09:27,195
How quaint.
1501
01:09:29,831 --> 01:09:31,023
I know this place.
1502
01:09:32,460 --> 01:09:33,201
(BREATHING DEEPLY)
1503
01:09:38,608 --> 01:09:40,038
(SCREAMING)
1504
01:09:40,140 --> 01:09:42,133
(TENSE AMBIENT MUSIC PLAYING)
1505
01:09:48,449 --> 01:09:49,980
LILITH'S MOM: Come on.
Come on. Leave it.
1506
01:09:50,082 --> 01:09:51,351
Come on, sweetie.
1507
01:09:52,955 --> 01:09:54,754
TANNIS: Hurry, give me Lilith!
1508
01:09:54,856 --> 01:09:56,114
Come on! Come on!
1509
01:09:57,652 --> 01:09:59,352
Remember I will always love you!
1510
01:09:59,454 --> 01:10:00,195
YOUNG LILITH: Mama!
1511
01:10:00,925 --> 01:10:02,527
No!
1512
01:10:10,865 --> 01:10:11,833
CLAPTRAP: Hey,
where are you going?
1513
01:10:12,938 --> 01:10:13,901
Lilith.
1514
01:10:14,709 --> 01:10:15,474
Lilith!
1515
01:10:32,487 --> 01:10:34,088
Is this your home?
1516
01:10:34,190 --> 01:10:35,186
Yeah.
1517
01:10:36,162 --> 01:10:38,266
I used to live here once.
1518
01:10:53,982 --> 01:10:55,514
CLAPTRAP: This place is...
1519
01:10:57,011 --> 01:10:59,848
reminiscent of something
deep in my files.
1520
01:11:03,220 --> 01:11:04,688
That drawing...
1521
01:11:06,589 --> 01:11:08,263
(POWERING DOWN) I feel strange.
1522
01:11:14,769 --> 01:11:15,765
Lilith.
1523
01:11:16,671 --> 01:11:17,470
Mom?
1524
01:11:18,908 --> 01:11:20,132
If you're seeing this...
1525
01:11:22,671 --> 01:11:23,905
I'm afraid I didn't make it.
1526
01:11:26,006 --> 01:11:28,848
I'm so sorry
that I sent you away.
1527
01:11:28,950 --> 01:11:30,417
I didn't want to.
1528
01:11:31,878 --> 01:11:33,853
But as soon as I realized
1529
01:11:33,955 --> 01:11:35,614
what you are,
1530
01:11:35,716 --> 01:11:36,984
what you might become...
1531
01:11:38,625 --> 01:11:41,395
I knew you'd never
be safe here on Pandora.
1532
01:11:42,624 --> 01:11:44,759
But if you ever return,
1533
01:11:44,862 --> 01:11:47,731
I've made sure
that Claptrap will find you,
1534
01:11:48,762 --> 01:11:50,767
help you understand...
1535
01:11:51,973 --> 01:11:52,967
your destiny.
1536
01:11:54,141 --> 01:11:55,134
(GUNFIRE OVER HOLOGRAM)
1537
01:11:57,947 --> 01:12:00,007
Lilith, I love you.
1538
01:12:05,721 --> 01:12:06,684
(CRYING)
1539
01:12:10,056 --> 01:12:11,183
I wish...
1540
01:12:12,655 --> 01:12:16,155
I could hold you one last time.
1541
01:12:27,677 --> 01:12:28,442
Tina!
1542
01:12:31,511 --> 01:12:34,143
CLAPTRAP: Whoa.
That was weird. (LAUGHS)
1543
01:12:34,245 --> 01:12:36,247
I blacked out.
1544
01:12:36,349 --> 01:12:39,151
Did something important happen?
1545
01:12:39,254 --> 01:12:40,388
- (WIND BLOWING)
- (TANNIS GASPS)
1546
01:12:41,956 --> 01:12:42,852
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1547
01:12:52,835 --> 01:12:54,160
(DEVICE BEEPING)
1548
01:13:01,173 --> 01:13:02,971
(BEEPING FASTER)
1549
01:13:04,806 --> 01:13:06,247
TANNIS: It's saying it's here.
1550
01:13:06,349 --> 01:13:07,739
TINY TINA: All I'm seeing
is some holes.
1551
01:13:07,841 --> 01:13:09,414
Are you sure this is it?
1552
01:13:09,516 --> 01:13:10,745
TANNIS: I don't know.
It's somewhere.
1553
01:13:10,847 --> 01:13:12,183
TINY TINA: Okay,
what does it look like?
1554
01:13:12,285 --> 01:13:14,147
TANNIS: Big. It's an arch.
1555
01:13:15,951 --> 01:13:17,917
It's here somewhere.
I know it's here.
1556
01:13:18,019 --> 01:13:19,017
TINY TINA:
How do you know it's here?
1557
01:13:19,119 --> 01:13:21,118
TANNIS:
Because I'm feeling emotion.
1558
01:13:21,220 --> 01:13:22,560
TINY TINA:
Can you be more specific?
1559
01:13:22,663 --> 01:13:24,628
- Thing of power!
- Not right now, Krieg. Please.
1560
01:13:24,731 --> 01:13:26,734
- Okay, I get it...
- But that means something!
1561
01:13:26,836 --> 01:13:27,967
No, no, no!
1562
01:13:28,069 --> 01:13:29,437
I'm not following.
1563
01:13:31,038 --> 01:13:32,066
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1564
01:13:39,915 --> 01:13:40,943
(TANNIS GRUNTS)
1565
01:13:44,252 --> 01:13:46,586
Krieg, you genius. You found it!
1566
01:13:47,981 --> 01:13:49,721
(SLOW SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1567
01:14:04,737 --> 01:14:06,298
I have to warn you,
this might kill you.
1568
01:14:07,767 --> 01:14:09,175
Me? (CHUCKLES)
1569
01:14:09,277 --> 01:14:12,171
Nah, kid. I'm the special one.
1570
01:14:12,273 --> 01:14:14,581
Whatever this is,
it's gonna make me invincible.
1571
01:14:25,192 --> 01:14:26,560
(GRUNTING SOFTLY)
1572
01:14:30,231 --> 01:14:32,225
(STIRRING MUSIC PLAYING)
1573
01:14:39,271 --> 01:14:40,475
(MUSIC FADES)
1574
01:14:43,077 --> 01:14:44,072
(SIGHING)
1575
01:14:46,906 --> 01:14:48,679
What just happened?
1576
01:14:48,781 --> 01:14:51,178
I'm the special one.
It should do something.
1577
01:14:55,287 --> 01:14:56,590
Apparently not.
1578
01:14:57,818 --> 01:14:59,059
(CLAPPING NEARBY)
1579
01:14:59,161 --> 01:15:00,660
ATLAS: Well done, Tina.
1580
01:15:01,260 --> 01:15:02,288
Well done.
1581
01:15:06,936 --> 01:15:07,832
Amazing effort.
1582
01:15:13,142 --> 01:15:14,773
(BLOODSHOTS LAUGHING)
1583
01:15:16,343 --> 01:15:18,106
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1584
01:15:26,754 --> 01:15:28,653
You survived the worst planet
in the galaxy.
1585
01:15:28,755 --> 01:15:31,918
You found the key
and the vault itself.
1586
01:15:32,020 --> 01:15:33,891
You've made your father
so proud.
1587
01:15:37,296 --> 01:15:38,456
Commander Knoxx,
1588
01:15:39,863 --> 01:15:41,332
I need
her nervous system intact.
1589
01:15:41,434 --> 01:15:43,032
Keep the organs on ice.
1590
01:15:44,971 --> 01:15:47,036
Perhaps we'll have better luck
with the next clone.
1591
01:15:48,309 --> 01:15:49,643
ROLAND: Hey, asshole.
1592
01:15:58,311 --> 01:16:00,921
That was quite
an entrance, Roland.
1593
01:16:01,023 --> 01:16:02,281
You miss me?
1594
01:16:02,383 --> 01:16:04,416
You might have saved the day
if it wasn't for...
1595
01:16:05,953 --> 01:16:07,386
my Atlas auto shield.
1596
01:16:13,365 --> 01:16:14,794
Kill them all.
1597
01:16:14,896 --> 01:16:16,164
(TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES)
1598
01:16:20,504 --> 01:16:21,609
Hold your fire.
1599
01:16:22,209 --> 01:16:23,409
That's an order.
1600
01:16:23,511 --> 01:16:24,737
SOLDIER:
You heard the commander.
1601
01:16:24,839 --> 01:16:25,745
Weapons down.
1602
01:16:32,046 --> 01:16:32,950
KNOXX: Roland, you were right.
1603
01:16:35,222 --> 01:16:36,221
I should've...
1604
01:16:36,323 --> 01:16:37,449
(TINY TINA GASPS)
1605
01:16:40,093 --> 01:16:41,322
No!
1606
01:16:41,424 --> 01:16:42,421
No!
1607
01:16:44,057 --> 01:16:45,358
Any other objections?
1608
01:16:46,267 --> 01:16:47,558
LILITH: Just one!
1609
01:16:49,932 --> 01:16:52,105
That you continue breathing.
1610
01:16:52,207 --> 01:16:53,572
But I'll allow it
1611
01:16:53,674 --> 01:16:55,643
if you let my friends
go in peace.
1612
01:16:57,102 --> 01:16:58,475
And tell me, Lilith,
1613
01:16:58,577 --> 01:17:00,307
just why would I do that?
1614
01:17:03,551 --> 01:17:05,147
Because I'm the daughter
of Eridia.
1615
01:17:07,050 --> 01:17:08,781
I've seen that
before somewhere.
1616
01:17:08,883 --> 01:17:09,914
TANNIS: Firehawk.
1617
01:17:10,016 --> 01:17:11,290
Eridian goddess.
1618
01:17:11,392 --> 01:17:12,726
It's your planet, Lilith.
1619
01:17:13,592 --> 01:17:14,788
You have to protect it.
1620
01:17:14,890 --> 01:17:16,662
MOXXI: Mama loved you.
1621
01:17:16,764 --> 01:17:19,023
She always told me
how special you were.
1622
01:17:19,125 --> 01:17:21,261
LILITH: I found it.
1623
01:17:21,363 --> 01:17:22,366
TANNIS: How did...?
LILITH: I don't know.
1624
01:17:22,468 --> 01:17:24,265
Just lucky, I guess.
1625
01:17:28,973 --> 01:17:30,475
CLAPTRAP:
Daughter of Eridia, baby!
1626
01:17:30,577 --> 01:17:32,178
Bet you didn't see that coming!
1627
01:17:32,280 --> 01:17:33,010
(CLAPTRAP LAUGHS)
1628
01:17:34,951 --> 01:17:35,941
But...
1629
01:17:36,043 --> 01:17:36,948
But I'm the special one.
1630
01:17:38,285 --> 01:17:39,313
Oh, you are.
1631
01:17:40,488 --> 01:17:41,656
Just not the way you thought.
1632
01:17:43,291 --> 01:17:44,285
I open the vault...
1633
01:17:45,458 --> 01:17:46,287
the girl goes free.
1634
01:17:48,989 --> 01:17:50,823
You open the vault
1635
01:17:50,925 --> 01:17:52,359
and you all go free.
1636
01:17:53,334 --> 01:17:54,493
You have my word.
1637
01:17:56,603 --> 01:17:58,535
TANNIS: I just figured it out.
1638
01:17:58,637 --> 01:18:01,374
Your mother gave you to me
1639
01:18:01,476 --> 01:18:02,906
to take you away from here,
1640
01:18:03,008 --> 01:18:05,504
so you would never
have to open that vault.
1641
01:18:05,606 --> 01:18:06,846
CLAPTRAP: (SARCASTICALLY)
Well, that worked out great.
1642
01:18:08,580 --> 01:18:09,981
I have to open it.
1643
01:18:13,279 --> 01:18:15,087
No salvation without sacrifice.
1644
01:18:15,190 --> 01:18:16,218
Remember?
1645
01:18:17,588 --> 01:18:18,616
But you can't.
1646
01:18:19,161 --> 01:18:20,158
You can't.
1647
01:18:20,261 --> 01:18:21,619
It's fine.
1648
01:18:22,197 --> 01:18:23,291
You're safe.
1649
01:18:24,463 --> 01:18:25,458
And, Tina,
1650
01:18:26,467 --> 01:18:28,326
memories are more powerful
1651
01:18:28,428 --> 01:18:31,271
than anything
Atlas could ever create.
1652
01:18:31,373 --> 01:18:33,900
Now, you got one of me.
1653
01:18:34,002 --> 01:18:35,743
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
1654
01:19:10,402 --> 01:19:12,175
(SLOW SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1655
01:19:30,265 --> 01:19:31,062
(KRIEG GRUNTS)
1656
01:19:46,107 --> 01:19:47,408
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1657
01:19:49,249 --> 01:19:50,576
Yes.
1658
01:20:03,762 --> 01:20:05,355
Tannis, what's happening?
1659
01:20:05,457 --> 01:20:07,200
The Eridians have delivered us
1660
01:20:07,302 --> 01:20:08,962
a champion.
1661
01:20:09,064 --> 01:20:10,332
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1662
01:20:13,540 --> 01:20:15,271
(EPIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1663
01:20:25,454 --> 01:20:27,111
The legends were true.
1664
01:20:27,213 --> 01:20:28,388
She's the Firehawk.
1665
01:20:28,490 --> 01:20:29,989
Lilith, can you hear me?
1666
01:20:31,757 --> 01:20:34,686
Take me into the vault.
1667
01:20:34,788 --> 01:20:36,930
If you won't, I'm going
to have to hurt your friends.
1668
01:20:38,497 --> 01:20:39,530
(GRUNTS)
1669
01:20:39,632 --> 01:20:40,626
(SOLDIER SCREAMS)
1670
01:20:41,600 --> 01:20:42,567
Pull me up!
1671
01:20:42,669 --> 01:20:43,662
TINY TINA: Lilith, help!
1672
01:20:44,604 --> 01:20:45,334
(TINY TINA SCREAMS)
1673
01:21:04,187 --> 01:21:06,157
- Make it rain, Tina!
- (GRUNTS)
1674
01:21:14,269 --> 01:21:15,334
Attack!
1675
01:21:15,436 --> 01:21:16,167
(ALL YELLING)
1676
01:21:20,674 --> 01:21:21,905
Are you guys shooting?
1677
01:21:22,007 --> 01:21:23,369
I'm sorry,
I didn't feel a thing.
1678
01:21:23,471 --> 01:21:24,243
You get a bullet.
You get a bullet.
1679
01:21:24,346 --> 01:21:25,572
Run, run.
1680
01:21:27,547 --> 01:21:30,577
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1681
01:21:32,681 --> 01:21:34,581
CLAPTRAP: Interplanetary
ninja assassin mode activated.
1682
01:21:36,449 --> 01:21:38,752
Step aside, bitches. (EXCLAIMS)
1683
01:21:38,854 --> 01:21:40,086
(GRUNTS)
1684
01:21:40,188 --> 01:21:41,852
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1685
01:21:44,862 --> 01:21:46,164
(LILITH GROANING)
1686
01:21:57,578 --> 01:21:59,210
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1687
01:22:04,352 --> 01:22:05,117
(GRUNTS)
1688
01:22:08,357 --> 01:22:10,023
(LAUGHING)
1689
01:22:29,411 --> 01:22:30,703
(EXHALING)
1690
01:22:31,611 --> 01:22:33,871
Lilith. Lilith!
1691
01:22:35,712 --> 01:22:36,951
No!
1692
01:22:37,751 --> 01:22:39,547
Lilith, can you hear me?
1693
01:22:42,424 --> 01:22:44,156
(SCREAMING)
1694
01:22:47,928 --> 01:22:49,260
Well, it was fun
while it lasted.
1695
01:22:54,296 --> 01:22:56,762
TANNIS: Lilith. Come on, Lilith.
1696
01:23:04,412 --> 01:23:05,177
Lilith.
1697
01:23:06,371 --> 01:23:07,311
Please wake up.
1698
01:23:08,814 --> 01:23:10,512
LILITH: Tannis, run.
1699
01:23:12,453 --> 01:23:13,185
(GRUNTS)
1700
01:23:15,589 --> 01:23:16,320
(EXHALES)
1701
01:23:19,891 --> 01:23:21,127
(GUNS POWERING UP)
1702
01:23:30,769 --> 01:23:31,962
(STRAINING)
1703
01:23:41,449 --> 01:23:42,712
(ROARS)
1704
01:23:42,814 --> 01:23:45,019
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1705
01:23:49,919 --> 01:23:51,190
(GROANS)
1706
01:23:52,992 --> 01:23:55,623
KRIEG: Nobody kills me but me!
1707
01:24:01,799 --> 01:24:02,993
(GRUNTS)
1708
01:24:10,503 --> 01:24:12,244
CLAPTRAP: Everybody, run!
1709
01:24:14,310 --> 01:24:16,149
- (SOLDIER EXCLAIMS)
- (GASPS)
1710
01:24:20,722 --> 01:24:21,715
SOLDIER: Go! Move, move!
1711
01:24:29,663 --> 01:24:30,427
ROLAND: Shit!
1712
01:24:45,372 --> 01:24:46,509
(TANNIS COUGHING)
1713
01:24:52,084 --> 01:24:53,450
CLAPTRAP: Tannis, you're alive.
1714
01:24:53,984 --> 01:24:55,754
I'm alive!
1715
01:24:55,856 --> 01:24:57,388
This guy, not so much.
1716
01:25:01,895 --> 01:25:03,889
(ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1717
01:25:05,929 --> 01:25:06,928
A siren.
1718
01:25:07,030 --> 01:25:08,025
ROLAND: Tina!
1719
01:25:08,536 --> 01:25:09,532
Tina!
1720
01:25:10,538 --> 01:25:11,534
Tina!
1721
01:25:15,711 --> 01:25:17,210
Tannis, where's Tina?
1722
01:25:17,777 --> 01:25:18,772
ATLAS: Lilith!
1723
01:25:20,950 --> 01:25:22,979
I warned you
not to disappoint me.
1724
01:25:23,081 --> 01:25:25,584
Take me to the vault now.
1725
01:25:25,686 --> 01:25:27,418
(WHIMPERING)
1726
01:25:46,775 --> 01:25:48,901
CLAPTRAP: Well, shit.
1727
01:25:51,911 --> 01:25:53,004
(TINY TINA GRUNTING)
1728
01:25:59,984 --> 01:26:01,811
Let go of me!
1729
01:26:01,913 --> 01:26:03,157
Keep struggling
and I'll kill you.
1730
01:26:08,959 --> 01:26:10,821
Lilith!
1731
01:26:10,923 --> 01:26:11,990
(VOICE ECHOES)
Lilith, show yourself!
1732
01:26:13,759 --> 01:26:15,268
Show yourself or I kill her!
1733
01:26:16,605 --> 01:26:17,600
I'll do it!
1734
01:26:18,497 --> 01:26:19,633
Believe me.
1735
01:26:19,735 --> 01:26:20,933
LILITH: (VOICE ECHOES)
Oh, I believe you.
1736
01:26:22,469 --> 01:26:23,705
ATLAS: Ah, Lilith.
1737
01:26:25,471 --> 01:26:26,213
This is...
1738
01:26:29,981 --> 01:26:31,350
unbelievable.
1739
01:26:34,518 --> 01:26:36,817
So much more
than I ever imagined.
1740
01:26:39,988 --> 01:26:43,562
The treasures of a race
who once ruled the galaxies.
1741
01:26:43,664 --> 01:26:44,660
Look.
1742
01:26:47,133 --> 01:26:49,236
The power. Can you feel it?
1743
01:26:50,034 --> 01:26:51,469
Can you...
1744
01:26:53,876 --> 01:26:55,572
LILITH: Yeah, I can feel it.
1745
01:26:56,870 --> 01:26:59,746
Honestly, it makes me
a little sick.
1746
01:26:59,848 --> 01:27:01,572
You'll get used to it.
1747
01:27:01,674 --> 01:27:03,173
LILITH: Yeah. You see...
1748
01:27:03,275 --> 01:27:06,143
I have something that a man
like you will never have.
1749
01:27:08,953 --> 01:27:09,916
Enough.
1750
01:27:13,226 --> 01:27:14,393
ATLAS: Lilith.
LILITH: Over here.
1751
01:27:16,731 --> 01:27:17,630
Lose something?
1752
01:27:17,732 --> 01:27:18,727
(POWERS DOWN)
1753
01:27:19,535 --> 01:27:20,531
Tina!
1754
01:27:21,670 --> 01:27:22,698
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1755
01:27:27,006 --> 01:27:27,769
TINY TINA: Ta-da.
1756
01:27:29,545 --> 01:27:30,277
(GROANS)
1757
01:27:31,911 --> 01:27:32,975
LILITH: Bye-bye.
1758
01:27:33,077 --> 01:27:34,806
No, Lilith.
1759
01:27:34,908 --> 01:27:35,909
- Lilith, please.
- LILITH: Don't worry.
1760
01:27:37,249 --> 01:27:38,879
You won't get lonely down here.
1761
01:27:40,721 --> 01:27:41,951
No. No.
1762
01:27:42,053 --> 01:27:43,788
No, no, no. No!
1763
01:27:43,890 --> 01:27:45,358
Lilith! Tina!
1764
01:27:46,024 --> 01:27:48,557
No, no, no!
1765
01:27:48,659 --> 01:27:50,055
- (MUFFLED SCREAMING)
- (CREATURE ROARING)
1766
01:27:57,838 --> 01:27:58,965
(SCREAMING)
1767
01:28:03,107 --> 01:28:04,707
(CROWD CHEERING)
1768
01:28:07,182 --> 01:28:08,909
(LIKE SUGAR
BY CHAKA KHAN PLAYING)
1769
01:28:15,254 --> 01:28:16,389
♪ It's like sugar ♪
1770
01:28:17,925 --> 01:28:18,589
♪ So sweet ♪
1771
01:28:21,554 --> 01:28:22,593
(ULULATING)
1772
01:28:24,199 --> 01:28:26,030
CLAPTRAP: Excuse me!
Coming through.
1773
01:28:26,132 --> 01:28:27,961
Make way for the hero!
1774
01:28:29,267 --> 01:28:31,261
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
1775
01:28:32,101 --> 01:28:33,530
Hey.
1776
01:28:33,632 --> 01:28:34,407
You hear that?
1777
01:28:35,270 --> 01:28:36,637
What?
1778
01:28:36,739 --> 01:28:40,237
That I think is what
peace sounds like.
1779
01:28:41,607 --> 01:28:42,349
(ROLAND SCOFFS)
1780
01:28:42,983 --> 01:28:44,010
ROLAND: Enjoy it.
1781
01:28:45,051 --> 01:28:46,149
Let's make it last.
1782
01:28:46,251 --> 01:28:47,847
I made you a little tea.
1783
01:28:47,949 --> 01:28:49,818
I thought you might be
a little dehydrated.
1784
01:29:02,168 --> 01:29:03,931
(ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING)
1785
01:29:21,188 --> 01:29:22,922
All right, guys. Let's, um...
1786
01:29:23,024 --> 01:29:24,188
Let's join the party.
1787
01:29:24,290 --> 01:29:27,059
CLAPTRAP: All right! Hooray!
1788
01:29:27,161 --> 01:29:30,153
Whoops. Premature celebration.
1789
01:29:30,256 --> 01:29:31,521
- That's never happened before.
- (ALL LAUGHING)
1790
01:29:31,624 --> 01:29:32,663
You ready?
1791
01:29:34,035 --> 01:29:35,096
We'll meet you there.
1792
01:29:35,199 --> 01:29:36,868
I got you.
1793
01:29:36,970 --> 01:29:37,937
Come on, Krieg.
1794
01:29:38,039 --> 01:29:39,038
Time to go get drunk.
1795
01:29:39,140 --> 01:29:41,067
KRIEG: Glorious meat fiesta.
1796
01:29:44,845 --> 01:29:45,577
So...
1797
01:29:47,144 --> 01:29:48,140
Uh...
1798
01:29:49,115 --> 01:29:50,549
I don't think so.
1799
01:29:51,314 --> 01:29:52,917
Come on. (SIGHS)
1800
01:29:53,019 --> 01:29:53,849
Do the thing.
1801
01:29:56,354 --> 01:29:58,083
I'm a bit old, I think,
1802
01:29:58,185 --> 01:30:00,927
to be setting myself on fire
for your amusement.
1803
01:30:01,029 --> 01:30:02,187
You know you want to.
1804
01:30:05,696 --> 01:30:06,692
LILITH: Let me
tell you everything
1805
01:30:06,794 --> 01:30:09,062
you need to know about Pandora.
1806
01:30:10,037 --> 01:30:10,770
She's dangerous.
1807
01:30:10,872 --> 01:30:12,261
She's dirty.
1808
01:30:12,364 --> 01:30:14,738
And she's definitely
a toxic waste dump.
1809
01:30:16,209 --> 01:30:17,906
But, she's my home.
1810
01:30:22,016 --> 01:30:23,807
(CLAPTRAP SCOFFS)
1811
01:30:23,909 --> 01:30:25,485
CLAPTRAP: What a show-off.
1812
01:30:25,587 --> 01:30:26,781
(SHINE A LITTLE LIGHT
BY THE BLACK KEYS PLAYING)
1813
01:30:26,883 --> 01:30:29,522
♪ If evil lays
Its hands on me ♪
1814
01:30:31,317 --> 01:30:33,350
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1815
01:30:35,263 --> 01:30:38,289
♪ Show me things I cannot see ♪
1816
01:30:39,897 --> 01:30:44,867
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1817
01:31:05,251 --> 01:31:08,319
♪ If evil lays
Its hands on me ♪
1818
01:31:10,026 --> 01:31:13,498
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1819
01:31:13,600 --> 01:31:16,833
♪ I'm waiting, praying
Patiently ♪
1820
01:31:18,606 --> 01:31:21,332
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1821
01:31:24,776 --> 01:31:27,580
♪ If evil lays
Its hands on me ♪
1822
01:31:29,375 --> 01:31:31,342
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1823
01:31:33,321 --> 01:31:36,182
♪ Show me things I cannot see ♪
1824
01:31:38,153 --> 01:31:40,593
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1825
01:31:43,991 --> 01:31:46,995
♪ Show me things I cannot see ♪
1826
01:31:49,065 --> 01:31:52,198
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1827
01:32:14,155 --> 01:32:16,959
♪ If evil lays
Its hands on me ♪
1828
01:32:18,864 --> 01:32:20,666
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1829
01:32:22,669 --> 01:32:25,638
♪ I'm waiting, praying
Patiently ♪
1830
01:32:27,308 --> 01:32:29,834
Woo-hoo! Check these moves.
1831
01:32:29,936 --> 01:32:32,042
I come to dance, mofo.
1832
01:32:32,145 --> 01:32:33,409
(WHOOPING)
1833
01:32:33,511 --> 01:32:36,006
(EXCLAIMS RHYTHMICALLY)
1834
01:32:36,108 --> 01:32:37,711
Twerk it. Work it out, now.
1835
01:32:37,813 --> 01:32:38,877
Do the Claptrap. It's my...
1836
01:32:38,979 --> 01:32:40,383
Oh, hey! Hey, wait! No, no, no!
1837
01:32:40,485 --> 01:32:42,054
What's goin' on here? No!
1838
01:32:42,156 --> 01:32:43,088
It's my Easter egg!
1839
01:32:43,190 --> 01:32:44,419
Ah! You son of a...
1840
01:32:44,521 --> 01:32:46,415
Don't make me leave!
1841
01:32:46,518 --> 01:32:48,885
Not when I'm giving the people
what they want!
1842
01:32:48,987 --> 01:32:50,729
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
1843
01:33:38,213 --> 01:33:39,943
(SERENE MUSIC PLAYING)
1844
01:34:31,498 --> 01:34:33,491
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1845
01:40:29,622 --> 01:40:31,387
(MUSIC FADES)
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