All language subtitles for The Man from UNCLE - S01E09 - The Project Srigas Affair.en

So, gentlemen,
my Government ...

alongside other
peace-loving governments around the world ...

we denounce east and west alike
as hypocrites ...

and warmongering imperialists.

No no no.

Lower the level of your voice.
He is too aggressive.

If you're going to piss off
the Conference on Disarmament ...

your tone should be more vital.
And much more threatening.

Your review is very helpful,
my Lubchek.

And this is why, gentlemen ...

my government,
along with the other governments ...

Ambassador Laslo Kurasov, gentlemen.

Speaking at the Conference on Disarmament.

A ruthless and dangerous warmonger ...

hidden under the cloak of diplomacy.

Part of Molotov,
part Von Ribbentrop ...

seasoned with Genghis Khan
and Machiavelli.

This magazine ponders it:

"Although their nation is small
in the Balkans ...

Kurasov's power is impressive.

An old revolutionary comrade
like his prime minister ...

the Ambassador also speaks
for those eager for war ...

between east and west. "

Objective: The Prime Minister and his country
collect the remains.

Then they will understand
the decision in section One.

It will be your job, Mr. Solo,
along with Mr. Kuryakin ...

See Kurasov removed
from the international scene.

Permanently?

Yes, but not by any means
that makes it a famous cause.

He must be reduced
to complete irrelevance.

Absolutely useless for your government
and allies enemies of world peace.

Do you have any idea
how we can achieve that, sir?

Oh, I'm sure both of you are capable
of inventing some devilish plan.

- What is this?
- I must see the Ambassador.

stop.
This Embassy is foreign territory.

Police are not allowed
without authorization.

See that with the State Department.
This man needs medical help.

Stop. You can't go there.

Strigas YL893.

What is the explanation for this?

He argued with another man
outside the Embassy.

The other man pulled out a knife,
stabbed him, and fled.

Wait. They cannot move it
without the Ambassador's consent.

Her pulse is very weak.
You must go to a hospital immediately.

Our government does not want an incident.
Take it out.

Vladeck, check it out.

Check what, Excellency?

"Check that?" Fool.

Find out if Strigas YL893
has any meaning.

Splendid work, gentlemen.

Thanks, Charlie.

- My congratulations to section three.
- It's a relief.

I got it.

Well. Thank you.

Luxury View Motel.
It must be a big job.

I hope so...

o Continental Exterminators
will be exterminated by your creditors.

Patience, Mrs. Donfield, patience.

Soon we will stop being red,
and in a white house in the suburbs ...

adorned with rose bushes
and a built-in grill.

- And kids.
- And an automatic washer and dryer.

- And a built-in oven.
- And kids.

And creditors.

Between.

- Good Morning.
- Well, it depends.

My name is Napoleon Solo.

I represent an organization
known as UNCLE

Well, we haven't received your invoice.

Well, on the contrary.
We are here to delete accounts.

Actually
a very rich guy was interested ...

and he will take care
of all his debts.

That's funny. I do not remember having
entered any contest.

I know all his relatives.
I didn't marry her for her money.

You are Mrs. Anne Donfield.
Formerly Miss Anne Cortney.

Graduated from Bennington, 1960.

And you Mr. Michael Donfield.

Graduated from MIT, 1958,
chemical engineering.

One of the best in its class.

Mr. Donfield, I need a man
and I need him quickly.

But he must be correct
and he must be legitimate ...

because a certain party is
going to review it carefully.

You fill all those requirements to a T.

Most importantly, he
has made a peculiar move ...

and that can intrigue
the man who checks you.

It refers to leaving a job of
$ 35,000 a year with a large company ...

For this?

I just want to have my own business.

Could...? Could...?

Excuse me, could I ...?

Could they get out of here
unless they want to eliminate a plague?

In fact,
we want to eliminate a great plague.

More importantly,
we want to preserve world peace.

We would like you to accept a position
in a non-existent company ...

manufacturing a non-existent product.

What are you doing?

Installing a phone.

Well that's very nice
but we already have a phone.

Not like this, no.

Very good. I may be out of shape,
but I can still kick them out of here.

Mr. Donfield,
I'm sure you can kick us out of here.

It may not be necessary after
you hear what I have to say ...

and if you still feel the same,
we will leave quietly.

Five minutes.

That's all it will take me to
talk to you about ...

Strigas.

Mrs. Donfield, you look beautiful.

Everything is so beautiful.

But I'm not so sure
we're doing the right thing.

Your chauffeured limousine
is waiting for you.

When does it become a pumpkin?

I can assure you that it will not happen.

They are going to be the guests
of the government in an international dance.

Now, a final report.

In about an hour,
Ambassador Kurasov and his assistants ...

they will discover that YL893 ...

is the designation code
for Michael Donfield.

A man who runs a mediocre
pest control business ...

which is really a front
for Strigas headquarters.

Later in the party, they will discover
that Michael Donfield is a brilliant ...

but cautious young man.

And also
that it has two vulnerable points.

He adores beautiful women
and loves strong martinis.

Do you think you can
convince them of that?

Well I can try.

Just don't overdo your role, darling.

Between.

The man they brought from the embassy
died in the hospital.

His identity was erased
by intelligence from the US Army.

And what
about our agents' report about Strigas YL893?

YL893 is a certain Michael Donfield.

He was one of the most promising
chemical engineers in the United States.

Last year, he quit a great
company ...

to open a small
exterminator business on Staten Island.

But that the company could be
a shield for some other activity.

Strigas.

- He is very intelligent, Excellency.
- No. You are stupid.

None of our agents have
found the name Strigas ...

Neither published nor
in any secret archive.

So please don't come over
with your insipid conclusions.

- Yes sir.
- I could, however ...

suggest that you send one of our
agents for a night visit ...

to the exterminator company
to see what you can find.

I will do it myself, Excellency.

No Please. I'd rather you
send someone smarter.

This is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Direct line for Strigas open.

The President
is not available at this time.

Can it be the Secretary of Defense?

The one on the right is Mr. Donfield.

On the left, his wife.

Entertain Mr. Donfield, my dear.

Very good dear.

Who is the other?

Napoleon Solo.

UNCLE agent

U.N.C.L.E.

Obviously assigned
to protect Mr. Donfield.

A little too obvious, I think.

Why would a member of a
multinational security organization ...

is assigned to protect
an American project?

Interesting question, Excellency.

Yes. And you could bother and see
if our friend is back ...

of his exploration
with an interesting answer.

Yes sir.

Thank you.

Don't drink the champagne.

Just wet your finger and give it a try.

Do what I say.

Cyanide.

It will be the first
of many attempts in his life.

I am not naive, sir.

You
may have put the poison in that drink.

Maybe this will help convince you
that I didn't.

Coronel Michaelovitch Donyev.

How long have you been assigned to
oversee diplomats abroad?

Five years.

And you were with the secret police
much longer.

That is not generally known.

We are grateful to you, Your Excellency,
for ridding the Deviationists Department.

You can tell General Kolodin
that I don't need surveillance ...

of the
secret police race dogs .

I have nothing to do
with General Kolodin.

I am working as the personal mail
of the premier.

You can read the microfiche
at your convenience.

If you still doubt ...

You can see that the message is written
by the hand of the premier himself.

- Why did the premier send you?
- The Premier wants to let you know ...

like an old and loyal comrade,
that his position is in danger.

His work disrupting the
disarmament conference was too successful.

You are spoken of
as the next in line.

Those with ambitions
for succession ...

they are working to remove it.

Kolodin.

Eventually he or I will
access the first Secretariat.

Unless you can
achieve a personal and political coup.

Then it would become such an
impregnable position ...

that nobody would dare
to denounce it publicly.

You never tire, Mrs. Kurasov.

She is the most beautiful woman
I have ever met.

Oops, I'm so sorry.

What do we have here? Look at this.

I have a poem for you.

If what I believe is true ...

There are five reasons
why we should drink.

Good wine...

A friend...

Or be dry
OR in case we have to, in a while.

Or for any other reason.

Excuse me, Mrs. Kurasov.
Dear, don't you think that's enough?

- We really should go.
- Sorry, ma'am, I'm a married man.

I've had enough.

You can see that I get home.
I will take a taxi.

- As you wish.
- Wait, darling ...

Come with me now.

- Excuse me.
- Sorry, I'm so sorry.

- Is there a problem?
- Yes, my friend is out of shape ...

Calvin Coolidge, how are you?

Cal, baby, do you want to try mine?

I think that's enough for tonight,
Mr. Donfield.

- Let me take you home.
- That is democratic spirit.

Democratic spirit. Blessed all.

- Blessed you and you and you ...
- That's right. You are right about that.

Have you heard the word "Strigas"?

Yes.
Kolodin discovers its importance.

But it could be the answer
to the Prime Minister's message.

There will be no response.

The message should be destroyed
after read.

Trust no one.

Well what did you find?

Our agent inspected the
Continental Company of Exterminators.

Yes, I know you have inspected it
, but did you find anything suspicious?

A secret phone.

Direct line to the
president of the USA.

Act II
"The coupon of $ 100,000.-"

I should never have left it out of my sight.
I should have known better.

It was just terrible. Honey,
you have, you don't have any id ...

What is our next move?

I know how it feels, Anne.

Really, Mr. Solo?

Kurasov insisted
that he spend the night at the Embassy.

How did your part come out?

Good.

The more I advised caution, the
more intrigued I was.

Now he is concerned that his enemy,
General Kolodin ...

Be secretly behind Strigas
in order to improve his position.

Sounds good.

There is a possible danger.

His assistant, Vladeck.

He is very jealous of his position.

He suspects that he may be
trying to replace it.

- Hello?
- Mr. Donfield?

- Yes.
- Last night, while I was dancing ...

with Madame Kur ... with a certain lady.

You have indicated an interest
in the sale of your business.

Can we arrange
a meeting for you with a potential buyer?

When?

- When?
- Monday, 3:00 p.m.

That
very busy orange Hot Dog stand on Second Avenue.

If you have two hot dogs,
like one of a friend ...

I have a problem, they
have me completely watched ...

every time I leave the hotel.

If you walk
past the newspapers ...

going down that street,
let's say 2:50 pm ...

your problem will receive
special attention.

Why a busy position?

Better to make a 1st contact in public.
It is safer.

Everything must be complicated,
nothing too easy.

For them or us. Otherwise,
Kurasov might be suspicious.

And the post?

Well, that's where they'll take me out.

Isn't it ridiculous to walk
straight into a trap?

I mean, they could get him killed.

It is possible, but in broad daylight
on a busy street ...

it is more likely to be assaulted
by some ruffians.

Oh let me.

Thanks but...

Oh my Oh, I'm so sorry.

- Please forgive me.
- It's okay.

Oh, wow.

What happens?

I think I just had
my food at 11:00.

Taxi.

The beautiful babysitter there.
or confused us ...

or is it a bad attempt
with a tranquilizer.

I'm going to have to try my luck on the
date by myself. Take him to the hotel.

What happened?

He is a good boy.
You have a small drinking problem.

I just had to burp.

Is one spare?

No. It is, for a friend.

I'm friendly, Mr. Donfield.

By the way, I am Mr. Smith.

Do you want to take me for a walk
and see my credentials?

Yes I would like it very much.

His credentials are very in order.

And she's also very pretty, Mr. Smith.

But I don't seem
like the kind of person ...

who goes around buying
bankrupt pest control companies .

Killing pests
is one of my hobbies.

And I'm interested in your business.

Tell me, Mr. Donfield.

What formula do you use
for your pesticide?

Well, it's like a secret.

Also, I don't think
your friend could afford it.

Is it Strigas?

Well it could be.

How much are you willing to pay
to find out?

Oh, it all depends
on whether it's Strigas.

Well, it's something developed
by the Pentagon ...

and one of the largest
industrial corporations in the country.

100 thousand dollars?

Ridiculous. I would say that 2 million
would be more to my liking.

Out of the question.

Not if you think the penalty for selling
military secrets is death.

Me...

I might be able to fix
for half that amount ...

if I could tell my friend
exactly what Strigas is.

It is an invisible substance
made underground ...

in an
impenetrable security complex .

Thats free.

If you want to know more, it
will cost you $ 100,000 in advance.

Now...

If you can be at this address
between 1 and 2 ...

With this cereal top broken,
there will be someone with the other half.

And the negotiations will continue.

Thank you.

Goodbye, Mr. Donfield.

Sr. Smith.

My head.

Much more will happen
before this is over.

And we are getting closer.
Each step brings us closer.

The next step
can take you within the network.

What do I have to do
while he keeps this appointment?

Pray that Mr. Smith doesn't realize
he dealt with the wrong man.

The others know Napoleon, so
he cannot continue the deception.

Very good. It's 12:30, Mike. Here.

Honey.

- Goodbye.
- Mike, please be careful.

Oh, I will.

- Mr. Donfield?
- yeah

My name is Linkwood, sir.
At your service.

- How are you.?
- Over here please.

My secretary tells me ...

who is interested in taking out
insurance for the employees of his firm.

For the Continental
Extermination Company .

Sit down please.

Very good.

Now if you wait for me
while I fill out these forms.

How many employees did you say
there are in your company, Mr. Donfield?

From.

Did you say two, sir?

My wife and I.

You and your wife

I see.

Sr. Donfield.

I'm afraid he's
in the wrong department.

Insurance policies are discussed here.

Family insurance plans
on the next floor.

Well, if they are ...

references what you need ...

References?

A lid on a cereal box?

Well, it doesn't work without the other half.

I mean, if you want
the free teddy bear.

You know what I mean?

You don't know what I mean? true?

Good...

May l?

Now how about Strigas?

What's up with that?

Your down payment.
100 thousand dollars.

What is Strigas?

It is a chemical formula that
will revolutionize modern warfare ...

It is even stronger
than Einstein's E = MC2.

Well Mike, how nice to see you.

Well, Mr. Smith, I am delighted to see you.

What do you do?
Passing through here or what?

No, I was in the neighborhood ...

and I thought I'd investigate
some possibility of insurance.

Go on, Donfield.

That is all for now.

Sr. Donfield.

The point of no return has passed.

It has been photographed and recorded
selling abroad.

I see.

I need all the data immediately.

Directives, locations,
production costs, formula.

I will need time.

You have until tomorrow night
at 10:00 p.m.

Let's go down, will you?

If we cannot complete the transaction
with the next contact ...

forget this.

Patience dear.

I am sure the doctor will give you your
final exam at your next appointment.

I ran into him outside.
I think it's ready.

Yes.

I think it is time for our friend to
conclude the negotiation.

- I do not like this.
- Oh, come on, come on.

He is not at home, dealing with
the subtleties of espionage.

The devious plans of ambitious friends.
It tastes better than me ...

the importance of securing all
possible information about Strigas.

How can you be sure Donfield
doesn't take the money ...

and in return I gave him the formula
for floor wax ...

or some other ridiculous
capitalist product?

In diplomacy, excellence,
it has no equal.

But when it comes
directly to espionage ...

it would be wiser to leave it
to professionals like me.

Thank you.

But this will be my own blow.

- So?
- Linkwood just called.

Mr. Donfield has arrived
at the department.

- I have a car waiting at the entrance.
- All right.

At least let me go with you.
I can examine the documents.

I have extensive experience
in these matters.

That can be smart.

All right, come with me,
but only as an observer.

But, Excellency, as your assistant
I should go with you.

As my assistant, you'd
better be out of sight.

Now stay here until we get back.

Control room, here Vladeck.

Have you still not
received a response from the premier ...

to my request for information
from Colonel Michaelovitch Donyev?

Act III
"There goes the old game"

This is from a good year, Mr. Donfield.

No thanks.

You don't need to worry, you
don't have drugs.

Are you sure it came out
without Mr. Solo knowing?

I slipped a sedative into
Mr. Solo's coffee at dinner.

Good.

- Everything is ready, Excellency.
- I'll take care of it from here.

- Good evening, Mr. Donfield.
- Is that my money?

- Is that my information?
- Maybe.

I can see?

You can have a snack.

A photocopy of the original letter
sent to the President ...

urging the immediate development
of Strigas.

And now what is Strigas?

It is understood as "Gas Strike".

And its function?

Provide the White House with
an answer to the armed strategy.

Does the White House now have
that answer?

In the form of
a harmless chemical ...

capable of putting all
rural and urban populations to sleep .

The advantages are obvious.

As the effects pass, the invaded nation
is conquered but physically intact.

Well, I've heard
of American nerve gas ...

where a drop can kill but ...
But this ...

Let me see what you have.

What trick is this?

Telephone guides.

Old newspapers.

A lot of garbage.

What do you have in your wallet?
Cigar store coupons?

You are a very prudent man,
Mr. Donfield.

Okay, here you go.

The balance of your million dollars.

So?

So...

This map?

Red circles indicate
underground locations ...

of plants in Alaska ...

who are already manufacturing Strigas
in large quantities.

Blue circles indicate
intercontinental ballistic missiles ...

and the bombers
assigned for delivery.

Those are the main objectives.

Assembly,
analysis, production methods .

And what is this?

Strigas' formula.

And good?

- It seems to be correct.
- It seems.

This role represents my promotion ...

for the post of deputy prime minister.

Sr. Donfield...

take your money. He deserves it.

- Mr. Linkwood, how about a drink.
- Of course, Your Excellency.

Would you like to join us
for a drink?

No thanks. I do not drink.

Move back, please.

What do you think you're doing,
fool?

I sent a cable to the premier.
in the name of His Excellency ...

asking for confirmation of the mail
sent by him. Here is your answer.

He says he hasn't sent anyone.

The Prime Minister does not dare
to confirm the secret.

Dares My telegram
signals the danger to all of us.

So who are
these two men?

Certainly who?

Who are you two working for?

The CIA?

¿El Second francés?

The British fourth section?

Colonel Donyev,
or whoever it is.

You will return with us to the Embassy.

And I assure you that, before dawn,
both will tell me everything.

I won't tell you anything.

We all know the price of failure,
gentlemen.

The smell of bitter almonds.

Cyanide.

Do you plan to use
the same escape route?

Then...

I will give you exactly one hour
to get rid of your partner.

If Mr. Linkwood returns here
and still finds his body ...

We will see that the police have
definitive evidence that you killed him.

Goodbye.

Take the money, fool.

Illya.

Illya.

- Illya, you really don't ...
- No, not really.

But when Mr. Waverly finds out
what happened, I wish.

Good...

that's where the game went.

Act IV
"... A diabolical plan"

Sorry.

I thought we had it.

You almost swallowed the hook.

Almost.

A word that hits
your throat and strangles you.

However...

it was a beautiful plan.

Yes, too pretty to explode already.
There must be something to rescue.

Do you have any idea, Illya?

How can I have ideas? I'm dead.

- I almost believed it.
- It is true.

It is true.

You are dead.

But who sent you?

What do you say?

Has an idea.

It is very important
that Ambassador Kurasov.

Know who you work for,
my dear Colonel Michaelovitch Donyev.

Open channel D.

Alert section four,
photography and documents ...

for an emergency operation.
I will be there in 15 minutes.

What can we do now

You and I are going to take
some special photos.

Illya, I want you to stay
and wait for Mr. Linkwood.

And then bring him home,
alive and undamaged.

Should you limit your orders?

Oh, no, no.

I thought it wouldn't be.

But where could I go?

You are dead.

Well, in that case,
this shouldn't hurt.

Well, I'm sorry about the harshness of the matter.

But believe me, Mr. Kuryakin
handled himself almost tenderly ...

compared
to what he has planned for you.

However...

I could persuade
him to let him continue living.

As long as you tell us some gossip
about Mr. Kurasov ...

about your intelligence apparatus.

¿No?

It's a shame.

We would have been happier with you
if you informed us voluntarily.

So, when we have your information
without your cooperation ...

I might not be able to help you.

You know, it's criminal how the drugs in a
cigarette destroy the pleasure of smoking.

In 15 seconds he will tell us
everything we want.

That is the time
before the drug takes effect.

Then we deliver it back to Illya.

No, no, it is not necessary.
I'll tell you.

Kurasov has very little to do
with the espionage apparatus.

- Yes.
- He's mostly a diplomat.

- I see.
- Mr. Smith is the head of my unit.

She sends reports directly
to General Kolodin ...

through diplomatic bags.
And that's where Kurasov comes in.

It must be more than 15 seconds.

I don't feel any change.

Because I should?

You know, some people find
Turkish cigarettes very strong ...

but you can really like them,
really, quickly.

Very good.

You can do whatever you want with me.

I'm not going to tell you anything else.

I doubt it.

We have done
the same to you that you did to Donfield.

These tapes and this movie
could get to General Kolodin.

I understand that you get rid
of your mistakes with a club.

Now you are our animal.

What does he want?

There is a little message
that we would like you to do.

What is that?

He will go to the Embassy
and wake up Ambassador Kurasov.

And then it will say:

"When I come back... "

And when I came back ...

the body was still on the floor.

Donfield had apparently fled,
leaving things as they were.

But before being able to implement
the steps involved ...

I received an urgent message
from our Z section.

El coronel Michaelovitch Donyev...

apparently he is one of our people.

What do you say? Vladeck has
the communication from the premier.

The Prime Minister did not send the Colonel.

General Kolodin
secretly sent him.

General Kolodin wanted Strigas
for himself.

I do not think so.
Now what proof do you have of that?

I felt like you, Excellency.

And so I went to Donyev's place.
and I checked everything ...

I found this suitcase there.

It has a false bottom in here.

You can see it here.

- What is it, Laslo?
- Colonel.

Colonel Donyev had followed ...

Donfield and Mr. Solo for weeks.

He took these pictures
with a telephoto lens.

Here you can see them enter
the White House for conferences.

Now these recordings.

These are
white house conversations for Donfield.

The colonel discovered a direct line
and recorded it.

What is so much excitement?

But, Excellency, why was
Colonel Donyev going to commit suicide?

This is all your fault.
Don't you understand even now?

He failed Kolodin.

We had exposed him.

This was all going to be my hit.

If he had spoken, I would have destroyed
Kolodin after my promotion.

I had everything in my hands,
and I wasted it.

- Really, what have you lost ...?
- Can you shut up?

I am afraid, Your Excellency,
that you have ruined all our lives.

When General Kolodin
discovers that we destroyed his agent ...

that we let Strigas
get away from us ...

will send us to the Central Committee.

- Know how you think.
- Oh yeah.

And it will affirm
that we violate its jurisdiction.

That we sabotage your operation.

That we destroy your device.

And then he will make us kill.

Unless...

Unless, Excellency?

Unless we send Strigas home.

- Running away?
- Of course I'm running away.

- Do you want to get out of here?
- What do you think I'm doing?

- Why don't you leave us alone?
- So he told her.

I just wanted to make your husband rich,
my dear. This is not necessary.

What I am going to do? Hang around here?

Their people are beautiful, they kill each
other. And they charge me.

They obtain evidence against me
for immorality and treason and murder.

And what else? Oh, they do a great job.

This is quite a big misunderstanding
that can easily be cleaned up.

Well no thanks.
They have done enough for me already.

- I'm hanging out while I can.
- We will get rid of the colonel's body.

That may drop
the murder charge.

And then, when you and I
have completed our agreement ...

they will be rich again.

And you can still retain your position
of trust.

Mike, you can't believe anything
he says.

Madam, I assure you that
I do not want problems, no more than you.

Now where are those documents?

So now do you believe me? Now?

Now they want to buy me again?

Why?

- Why doesn't it concern you.
- Mike.

There is a plane leaving
in an hour for my nation.

Those papers of yours must be on board.

Let's close our business now
or I'll kill them both.

The papers are where they were.

These are the papers?

They're all here.

In 24 hours, I will be the hero that
Strigas secured for the secretariat.

And General Kolodin will be dead.

You, my dear friend,
will be rewarded later.

I do not ask for anything, Your Excellency.

May all credit be yours.

Mr. Donfield, I'm going to keep the coat.

Why not buy another one?

He can afford it.

I'm going to keep a close eye on them.

They were both wonderful.
It was a very professional performance.

Has the fish bitten?

Until the reel.
Now to put it in the pan.

Our pilot waits.

What are you going to do
with all that money?

Deposit it.
You see, before I start this ...

a safe
in a Swiss bank was fixed .

Now, although the box is not in the
Name of Ambassador Kurasov ...

we have leaked information ...

to make it look like it
's from Kurasov.

The general's agents
have been watching.

Now, in that box will go
this million dollars.

General Kolodin has the
serial numbers of all the money issued.

Including the numbers of these notes.

Well it's absolutely devilish.

We try.

- Can you help me, Laslo, dear?
- Of course, my dear.

And I can tell you how beautiful you look.

Well thank you very much dear.

You know, you seem very satisfied
these days.

- Are you expecting something?
- Yes actually.

- Maybe a little surprise.
- Surprise?

Something like coming home
as first secretary, maybe?

Laslo, did you hear something?

And since when does he enter
without calling?

A thousand pardons, excellence.

But I have had some news that
could not wait.

A home office.

- We should go back, yes?
- yeah

You must go back.

On the next plane.

See my dear

Dime.

Was there something else?

Anything about an advance?

Oh yeah. I have advanced
to take your place.

I am now the Ambassador.

Yes. We will see that
when I get home.

When
you come back you will be very busy ...

explaining to the secretary
why he sends them the formula ...

for American floor wax.

What is he talking about?

But can not be.

I sent them the plans for Strigas.

They don't know anything about Strigas.

They believe that it does not exist.

You sent them floor wax.

Just a moment.

There is any error.
An honest mistake.

I was just doing my duty.

Your duty?

Well, General Kolodin
has some questions.

Something about a million dollars
of money from our government ...

discovered in your safe
in Switzerland.

What are you talking about?

The general will explain everything
to you upon arrival.

I think you know
these two gentlemen ...

from our Z section.

They will take you to the airport
and accompany you on your journey.

And now...

Get out of here, stupid.

Goodbye.

Have a good flight.

Wear a coat.

I'd give him a pill,
but it didn't work for me, you see.

Well what is the next case?

I am, the following case.