Original subtitles

The hands and the foot got a body's

naturalwhen attacking an adversary.

And a kick with a foot is the most

powerful. But there is considerable skill

in making the kick with maximum impact.

The Tan kick is the northern technique.

It's a refinement of the Shaolin school

of Kung Fu. Its speed and ferocity are

its chief points. The Tan family

developed it further into three

variations. That's why the Tan kick is so

legal. First style is known as the side

of death.

The second style aims the kick of the

throat.

The third style relies on superbaccuracy.

The mole kick was developed in the south.

It's a series of smooth movements, any

one of which can become the attacking

kick. It's hard to defend against. It's

key movement. known as the dance of the

phoenix. And entering

heaven. And riding the clouds.

But the best technique.

The phoenix dance.

Entering heaven.

Riding the clouds.

The crown kick was developed from

wolf-tan gofu and from body wrestling.

It gives the crown kick great strength

and a devastating impact.

Pengfi, there's no quarrel between us, so

why do you insist on challenging me?

Tanhai Chi, it's quite simple.

One of us has to die. There isn't room

enough for us both.

As the chief exponent of the crown kick,

I reign supreme. Did your brother

ping-paw put you up to this?That's

enough. I'm confident I'm gonna beat you.

Huh

Hank, nobody's the best fighter in the

entire world. But if you want to

fight, I'm game anytime.

NIT, I already told you I'll kill you.

You've got no escape. You don't stand a

chance against me. Ah

You may be the best man in the north, but

not here, you ain't.

oh

Did Tanaji do this by himself?Yeah.

The second master of one time conceded

defeat, but Ten-Hai Chi still went ahead

and killed him so that... I've had

enough. The Pancake School have always

been our swollen enemies.

We should have dealt with them a long

time ago. Lead to the

funeral arrangements. I don't want there

to be any expense spared for him. Sir!

When all this is over, Ten-Hai Chi,

I will kick your head off. Hold it on my

brother's grave. Please

stop it. I can't bear it. It's easy. Ohh

I can't stand it. Fix! Learning kung fu

isn't easy. You must be patient.

Master, master, I

can't stand it. It's hurting. My god,

it's hurting me.

Ow. You have to learn to

endure suffering. When

you wanted to learn gung fu, you asked

me to be your teacher. If I'm your

teacher, you must do what I tell ya. Huh

What ship have I gone to?Why isn't he

here?Where is he?

Smash them all. Have some tea.

Uh-oh. Ohh

Quick. Cut the rope quickly. Don't

hold the rope.

Let's go of the road! Right!

Ohh

ohh

What are we going to do, Mitch?That's

wrong, making trouble. Hey, Mitch,

what

are we going to do?Oh,

ohh my back. Ohh

Here. Why are you holding my leg?Let go

of the roof. Something

is wrong with your kung fu. Love, miss.

Don't worry. Maya is sure to bring

success. I vow never to give

up. You vow, you better forget it. That's

the thing with old man. I thought he was

going back home. He was cool sometime.

Dwane is still here. Ohh

I won't say this again, but I

always keep my promises. Now, I don't

care what technique you two use, but if

you can beat me, then I'll go home

straight away.

ohh Chen Five, it's going to be hot.

Miss, you knew Master Mo was

an expert at kung fu. So why do you

insist on bothering him?You see, you see,

now he's hurt himself. Father wanted him

to teach me kung fu, not to touch me the

whole time. I don't know why he wanted to

do it. Look, Miss, be patient.

If that old fart doesn't leave us soon, I

promise you, I'll tear him limb from

limb. I'll protect ya. Oh!

Cut him, Fa. You're as bad as she is in

this. If Master Moe hears what you say,

hmm, he's gonna tear you apart limb from

limb. HuhHe wouldn't. HuhI'm

not scared of all these kung fu tricks. I

know some, too. Let me show 'em to ya.

Hey! The lotus kick!

Ohh The white horse kick!

There! The tiger kick!

What's wrong?Wasn't that one right?

That stupid old man, only no three kicks!

To tell you the truth, once I perfected

my own kicking style,Even they're all

mokung fun. Can't beat me.

The first one, now watch carefully.

Ohh That's the

first kick that I'll give him. The

second, the ground kick.

This second style's called Knocking

Mole Flat on his face.

Hey,

how are you?I'm bad. I feel

sick. Ohh Why are you feeling

sick?Do you catch a cold or something?

Much more serious than that.

That first kicking style of yours and

knocking me to the floor. Do you

think I'm feeling happy about that or

not?

Master Mo, don't be like that. I was

just joking. I was kidding. Kidding?

Didn't you say I could never defeat you?

You better put your money where your

mouth is. Let's see you now, huhWhat's so

great about your kick, huhHey, Miss! Oh,

no!

Help me!

Master Mo, Chin-fu's always boasting like

that. No one ever takes him seriously.

Felix, stand back and watch my kung fu.

ohh

All these kicks are designed to instill

respect in you, so don't you give me

cheek, huh

Phoenix, stay out of it. You just stunned

back.

Come on, now, what about your second cake?

Let's see that. Uh, uh, it's not ready

yet. Not ready?I'll teach you. Your

head. Ohh

Turn around. The left, the right, back.

The left, and the sweep.

The sweep. But that isn't a sweeping

kick. It's called surging for insects.

Insects?

Ohh

I thought I told you to stay out of this.

Now get back. Go on.

Lift my neck. Hey, Miss, please help me.

You've got to help me. Uh, you've got to

do something. Uh, oh, oh, no!

Oh, my... Oh,

I'm done for! What about this stupid old

man's kung fu now?Not bad, is it?

You still say I can't beat you up?You

want some more?No, no, please don't, no

more. Yes, that's the right idea, huh

You've got toPractice more and

study much, much harder. The stupid

old man will be waiting.

Ohh

Jinpa, Jinpa, are you feeling all right?

It's okay, I'm all right.

Oh. Chinfa! Uh-huh

Chinfa, quickly go and tell Miss to come

out. Why are you in such a hurry?With

Master Mo! Uh, the old man, the old man's

going. That's right, he's leaving. He's

going back home. He's leaving here?Are

you sure, bro?Yes, absolutely. Oh, oh,

oh, Mister, Mister

what are you shouting about?Quickly, come

down here! Good news! Quickly, Mistress,

I've got some good news for you. Some

really good news, wait till you hear it.

What is it?That's fantastic news! I hope

you're not getting married, 'cause that

isn't very good news for the girl. Ah,

not me, not me. That stupid old man

is going home. What's that?

He's leaving at last. Master Moe,

if your wife insists on your going home,

I assume she must be really very sick.

You needn't worry about us here. You're

free to go home. I've sent for one of my

best friends to come here and teach

your daughter. Should have been here

three days ago. I don't know why he's

so late getting here. Is that the

Tanhaichi you mentioned to me?Yes.

He's widely recognized as being one of

the best of the younger group of

fighters, and he's studied all the

books. He knows all the different

styles, practiced very hard. He's

become very proficient. Much better than

me. If you've recommended him, I'm sure

he's good. But my

daughter's so mischievous. If your

wife does recover shortly, I hope you'll

come straight back. Yes. Dad?Dad?Master.

Master. Master. Phoenix. Your master's

wife is sick, so Master Moe has got to go

home. Master. Why are you in such a

hurry?Can't you stay here just a little

longer?We can throw a party for you.

I'm sure you'll enjoy that. That's right,

master. If you go now, who's gonna teach

Mistress Ah Kung Fu?All right, all right

There's no need for you two to say that.

I know you're hoping I would leave,

aren't I right?Ohh No, not at all. I'm

warning you. Just because I won't be here

for a while doesn't mean you and the

mistress aren't to practice hard. If you

skive, I'll have to skin off the pair of

you. You're

coming back?To what?Don't you want

me to come back?Oh, not at

all. I hope you return as soon as you

can. That's right, come back soon.

Don't you forget, if you do want to get

rid of me, there's only one way.

You have to study Kung Fu hard if you're

gonna defeat me. And if you do that,

I'll never trouble you again.

Master,Goodbye. Yes, good luck to you.

Phoenix, sea master out. Yes. You

know, Phoenix, I want you to remember

these words well. Always

practice hard, don't be lazy.

Or else, when I return, I'll punish

you. Don't worry, master. I'll practice

every day, just like you said.

umm Mr. Mouth, oh, we better say goodbye

to you now. Maybe if you...

No hurry. I'd better be on my way

now. You can go back now.

Remember to practice and don't forget.

Yes, sir.

Master, goodbye. Good luck and God bless

you, Master.

Hermes! We're free at last! The stupid

old fight is coming for

good! Ohh By that time, it'll be at least

three months. And during that period, we

can concentrate on being famous. Being

famous?Just what do you have in mind?

Well, if you're going to learn all those

types of kung fu, you've got to challenge

other fighters to improve your own skill.

And once you're famous, we don't need to

be scared of mow, and that'll answer all

our problems. You've got to win fights

first to be famous. Oh, there are lots of

fighters around. We could challenge any

one of them to a fight.

Hey, miss, look, there's a fight. Let's

join in. Let's go.

Hey, that's some

kick you got there. You show me some

respect. You're talking to a lady. You'll

address me politely. So what?Are you

going to do something about it if I

don't, huhOf course I will. I'll make you

get down on your knees and beg for my

forgiveness. Then I'll spare your lies.

You've got a big mouth.

I'm warning you, lady. Us

five are all brothers, and you are only

one girl. We will make things

hard if you come with--

And look after her.

Stop that.

Ohh Apologize. Don't you

say that. I'm sorry. Sorry

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Mace, all right.

He's apologized to you already.

Ohh

Hold it!The rest of you haven't

apologized yet. Gentlemen, going

somewhere. Did you ask me to come with

you?No, no, no, no, no,

no, no

Lady, you're going too far with them.

Forgive them. Stranger, just who do

you think you are?Not your business. Stay

out of it! Can you hear what she just

said?She said stay out of it. So mind

your own business. Uh, go on, get away.

HuhHere. Oh,

that's my phone. Lady, I

realize that this bunch of idiots are

good for nothing, but you've punished

them enough. I think you should let them

go now. All right. You won't get off so

lightly. What do you want?Are you going

to kill all of them?Oh, thank you, thank

you, thank you. How dare you let them go?

I'll punish you, say you.

Oh, Mistress, where you pick me for?I've

seen enough of your kung fu technique.

I'm going now. Ohh

lady. It's much better that no one gets

hurt.

You stay here.

Try and make me. That's right. Just

'cause you know how to use some kung fu

is not gonna help you. Hey!

The order, kung fu, is to improve

oneself. It's not for showing off.

Hey, bastard you stay out of it! I'm not

gonna show you how expert I am!

Miss, he's gone.

We let him off a hook that time. It's

your fault! It's your idea.

Phoenix. My girl,

where have you been all this time?Why

have you been away for such a long

time?Where I spend my time?It's not your

business. Yes, I don't dare. I

don't disagree. That's your father's

wish. But there's a guest here to see

you. We have a guest?Hey. Dad, who

could be visiting us here?

What's this bastard doing?HmmWho the

hell are you?And what are you doing in

our house?Phoenix, don't be so rude to

our guest. Ai-chi,

you have met before. Dad, this man's a

fool. He bullied me. Shut up. You have

said enough already.

Ai-chi, what is this all about?When I was

coming here, I bumped into your daughter

doing a good deed. Good deed?

Ai-chi, don't you cover up for her. I

know. She was up to no good making

trouble. Phoenix, I'm right.

Those bastards were building a poor girl,

so I sorted them out. I did do a good

deed. You are a lady. You must not fight

people in public. Just 'cause Master

Moe's gone, no need for you to run wild.

Dad! Master, you mustn't

blame her. It was all my fault. It was my

idea, really it was. You'd better shut

up. I know it's all your idea. She'd

never do it on her own. So I'll punish

you. Ah Chung?Yes, sir. Take him on

beating. Uncle Hope,

Mr. Hope, please go easy on me.

Let me keep them on. No.

Rule of the house. Off.

Off

Uncle Hope, please don't hit me too hard.

Go easy on me. You'll be easy on me.

Chin-fa, you mustn't blame me.

The Master said you always liked

fighting, so he told me to give

you a beating until the first blood is

spilled on the ground. Otherwise I'm

gonna be the one who's punished. Now take

it like your man, lift up his clothes.

Ohh That's my bomb! Go, go! Go easy

with it!my bomb! Oh, you're

hurting me! Oh, what do you think you're

doing?You're kidding me! Oh, no! Stop!

Oh, no, oh, oh, please! Oh, oh, no! Lock

my bomb, no! Your father wants me to be

your teacher. You'll learn new styles

and study books. But I have to tell you

this. You must obey my orders straight

away. I know you may not like me,

but that doesn't matter. And I have the

same rules as Master Mo. I don't care

what style you use, but if you can defeat

me, I'll leave you alone. Hmm

Now open your study books. Huh

Hmm

And learn to concentrate and

remember it. You must learn never to show

your anger. You must conduct yourself

with dignity. Respect your elders.

Obey superiors. If you don't, you're not

worthy. You'll be punished.

A gentleman always shows restraint

and kindness. He must

be virtuous and courageous and

upright. Do you understand?

Ohh Mistress?

Mr. Tan, have some tea.

Have some tea?

Ohh

Mr. Tan, I'm too young to

die. Well, thank you. Ohh

Mr. Tan, you can hit me anywhere, but not

my bum, please. Are you afraid?No. Oh,

no, no, please, don't,

no, not my bum! No, no, please!

You sure it'll work?You better be sure

you've got it right. Absolutely. It'll

work this time. It's one of my new

tricks. Master Mole taught it to me. It's

a good trick. This time, that bastard

tan is really in for it. I'm gonna make

him pay.

Tinfar, what are you doing?Please put me

down. Why won't he so mean to you?

Please spare me, Tinfar. Put me down.

Tinfar, put me down.

Mistress, it's gonna work this time. You

just stand back here and enjoy the show,

okay?

Huh

Help

me! Ohh No!

Pinfire! If this is a new trick,

what's it called?Entering heaven!

Not up. Going down. Now

I look like an old turtle.

Pay attention when you're writing.

You aren't concentrating. How can you

write properly?In fact, I don't

want to write anything. I just want to

learn Kung Fu. You're wrong.

Studying books will help you to learn

kung fu. To write correctly, you

must be coordinated, and your hand must

be steady, just as in kung fu practice.

It's got nothing to do with kung fu.

Certainly it does. You must be

coordinated for kung fu. Your hand and

I must move together, and speed of

reaction decides victory or defeat. If

you can write well, you learn to

concentrate, and be calm and strong.

You might learn wisdom, too. Don't

underestimate it. If you want to learn

it, you'll have to write. Now, carry

on.

Master Tan, a nice cup of tea I made

specially for you. Here, have a cup.

Huh There, there

Go on, drink your tea, huh

Tin Fah, why does the tea taste so nice?

Of course it does. That's 'cause it's a

special blend.

You're working too hard. Have some

yourself. Oh, no, no, noI couldn't take

it. I wouldn't be respectful. I won't

drink it. No, I can. Ohh

Never mind. I give you permission. So now

you'll have to drink it. I...

I just took some medicine. I can't drink

tea. If you drink this tea,

I'll give you some more. Medicine?

No, noThere's already some in it.

Ohh

What's in it?Well, well, it's

ginseng and honey and chicken,

Narcan. I can't drink it. I refuse.

Are you sure about that?Yes, I'm quite

sure. Then forget it.

Ohh

Well, I

drank it all.

my stomach! Ohh

Hey, what I up to now?Mistress,

I'm well aware you're neither like me nor

respect me. You think you're good enough

to tackle any style. But now,

I'm gonna go a few rounds using the

stick. I don't care how you manage it,

but if you can defeat me, I won't bother

you again. All right. But you asked

for it, so don't blame me...

if I happen to hurt you. Then I'll have

only myself to blame. Oh, Master 10,

you're gonna lose this time. My mistress

is an all-round expert. She'll soon

prepare to you. I'm only afraid she's no

good at fighting. Hmm,

I'm mourning you. I'll make you eat those

words before I'm through with you.

You're not performing a show. It looks

very attractive, but doesn't work.

Your step is wrong. You're unsteady.

You're not bad at all, but you're weak.

Mistress, you hate yourself.

Huh

huh Can't even hold it.

I don't think you better use us anymore.

Mrs. There's a long stop.

When you attack, you've no defense.

Huh

I think I guessed right. You aren't good

at anything.

Maestress!

Ah, Mistress. No need to

feel so bad about it. I'm certain I can

dream up an idea that will fix this

bastard tan forever. Ohh Don't

bullshit me. I'm the one who got

defeated, not you. Ohh I

admit I started it, but I tell ya, if

we let him stay here, we're all gonna pay

for he means

business. Ah, mister, come in this

way. I've got a table. Here

you are. Who would you like to order?Less

Hooden House, hurry up! Hey, who's

that man?That guy, he's a local bully

boy. Ah, Lou. He likes it in a

pretty sun, so he wears a golden bell

around his neck. Seems like he likes it,

likes the sun. That's why everyone calls

him Master Ding Dong.

And all the thieves are scared off. A big

bell's only 10 cins, and a

small bell only 5 cins. You can try

it if you like. Ding dong, ding dong.

Anyone wants to buy a bell?This time

you'll be in big trouble. Ding

dong, ding dong. Gentlemen, the business

has been so slow today, so I'm offering a

discount. And take one free,

gentlemen. You see, it's

guaranteed. Absolutely guaranteed, thank

you. Guaranteed for what?Well, try

hitting it hard. It won't get broken.

Broken?Gotta help. Hey, what are you

doing?Ohh

What are we doing?You've asked for it.

You know who's there, huhWho's there?Don't

you see who's there?If it isn't Mr. Ding

Dong, why are you trying to sell all

those bills?I hope you're not trying to

make fun of us. Oh, Mr., you

misunderstand. I'm not selling him

anything. I'm going Ding Dong.

You dare say that about me?Yes, sir.

I didn't mean to, Mr.

OhhYou still want to explain it?

No, I don't have to. No,

it's only thing, don't. I'm

not that stupid. I'm

just--

Do you agree that you can be stupid and

you should be beaten up?No, no

NoYes, Yes

ohh

Well, you just told me to hold it?That's

right. I said hold it. Do you know

who I am?Well, I know. You're called

Ding Dong. And you're a villain. Huh

You cheeky girl. Are you aware of what's

going to happen to you?Hey, don't play

tough. Take a good look at yourself. Not

one of you called Ding Dong. I'm sure you

sound like a bell. When you hit the

floor, all your bells will start ringing

at once.

Ohh

Master! Deal with

them!

ohh What

kind of kick is that?Moose kick. Moose

kick.

So you know the crab fist.

What's yours

called?A dead crane.

Ohh

ohh

Oh,

no, no

Thank you, thank you. No,

no,

no,

no,

no, please, no,

no

Hey, what's wrong with you?What did I do?

You started Alicia Dough. You ever seen a

Sonny Pete style?

Ohh

You're watching. Don't think your kicking

from Foo is all that good. I'll be back

to show you my ding-dong style. HuhHuh

I'll be back. It's

all your fault. Let's go. My stress.

If we can just beat up a few more guys

who are as famous as fighters as old

ding-dong, we'll be famous too, you'll

see. Oh, no, no, you'll be famous. Well,

everybody will know you. You needn't

worry about that stupid idiot, Tanhai

Chi, 'cause I'm sure Master Mo will

recognize soon your ability. All

you can ever do is stop. Listen, if you

can do something to get rid of Tan for

me, then I'll be happy. Oh, that's no

problem. You leave that to me. Come on,

move it, hurry up. Come on, hurry it up.

Yo, hold it! Uncle

Ho?Miss?Whatcha doing?

Miss, Master Tan ordered us to move

it out.

Hey, what do you think you're doing?If

you don't know what it's for, why put it

here?You have to learn to use your hands

and feet before the weapons. Ah,

just who do you think you are, a

magistrate or my dad?

And you're not my master. I am. I'm your

temporary master. My master is Mo Hu

Fang, not you. Miss! Aye

Did you hear?How dare you disobey

Mistress's orders. You ready?Carry that

inside. Chin fa. Move it!

Stop! Take it out.

Take it out!

You hold it. If anybody disobeys me,

you'll be fired. Oh, Damaris, your

father gave us the order, which will obey

Master Tan. Hmm, I don't give a damn.

You carry it back in sight. You disobey

me again, I'll beat you up. Phoenix,

you've always set the limit. What do you

think you're doing?Dad, he assaulted me,

and now you take a side. Phoenix,

IT is right. You have to learn the basics

first before you can fight with such

weapons. So until Master Moe returns,

you better listen to Master Tan and do

what he says. I refuse to taunt Kung Fu

by that man. Dad, you'd better fire him.

Otherwise, I'll leave this house and then

I'll come

back. Master Ho, Phoenix,

since your mother died, I know that I

have been spoiling you. But I have to

call a stop to that now. You're making a

fool of yourself.

Hi, Chief. Please, do not be upset.

Of course I'm not. I'm sorry to cause you

this trouble. Please don't say that.

After all, I asked you to teach the girl.

So no matter how you do it,

I will back you up.

I hope we can change it. Mistress!

Mistress! Mistress! Ow!

Ow! Mistress! Open the door! I've got an

idea! I don't want to talk to you.

You can't get rid of it. You'll get lost!

Ohh

What is he doing?It's on your father's

orders. It's a lovely day today. I'm

taking you on as my student. So now I'm

no longer your temporary master. Even if

there was no one else alive, I wouldn't

take you as my master. If Master Mo

wasn't a good friend of mine, I would

never agree to take on such a lousy

student. As for the kung fu, you know,

it's only good for idiots. You shouldn't

make a fool of yourself. Huh I thought

you respected Master Mo. Look here, Tan,

what's so great about you?If you're good,

Why not challenge everyone?I'm not great,

I assure you. But at least I can deal

easily with a cheeky young girl. Huh

Uncle Ho, could you please tell Master Ho

right away?Today's ceremony's cancelled.

Uncle Ho, will you go and tell my father

if he's there?I'm never coming back!

Don't say something you'll regret. Life's

tough outside. You'll be back with your

tail between your legs.

Mistress?Mistress?

Mistress?Where are you going?Not your

business. Not my business is your

business. Nobody dared treat me that way

before. He just called me a lousy student

who wants me to kneel down before him and

call him master. HmmUh, you

about him. Don't waste your temper on a

fool like that. We'll think of a way to

get rid of him. Don't you worry. Get rid

of him?As long as he's in my house, I'm

not going back there. Mistress. You

shouldn't be saying things like that.

People will think you're afraid of him.

We must tackle him head on. No beating

about the bush. He knows he's in the

wrong. He'll soon get himself out of the

house. Mistress, I promise,

if I don't get rid of Pan Hai Chee in the

next three days, then my name is not

Ai Jin Fa. You never keep

a single promise. If you don't get rid of

that man by tomorrow morning, don't

bother me again.

You don't have to wait till tomorrow. I

can see to it today that you don't come

back. So it's you. What's wrong?

I see you brought company with you. I'm

his brother. Dong Dong. You

better listen to what I say. Nobody ever

there's getting our way in this town. I'm

gonna skin you alive. My name's not Ding

Dong. Dong Dong. Where the bells Dong

Dong?Dong Dong and Ding Dong. Haven't you

had enough fighting for now?You saw that

more?That why you brought your friend

along with you?Let's forget it. You can't

go?Or could you can't go for that?That'll

set you up for sure.

Hey! I thought we'd warned you not to

go around boasting. Can't you see that

the mistress is in a foul temper today?So

if you're smart, you'd better get the

hell out, because otherwise... Huh

What

are you doing, dirty?Huh

Oh, you know how to use that?Well, of

course! I know more than just

to

whip!

Ohh

I didn't know she kicked so good. Why

didn't you tell me any far?If I told you,

you wouldn't have come to help me. Ohh

Easy. Let's find out how good I'll come

for it. Right. Mmm... What's

so

funny?

That's the ground kick.

Ohh

Damn girl. I'll give you a taste of the

ding-dong style. I'll get ready to smile,

will

ya?

Ohh

That's far enough. HuhI better tell you,

we've got a new master now. He's one of

the top fighters around. Tan Hai Chi,

King of the North. If you dare come any

nearer towards us, he'll kick both your

brains in. Who's your master?

Gentlemen. When you're dealing with

idiots like these, it's important they

understand. They need to show you

respect. Mr. Tania, how come you're on

their side?Why can't I be on their side?

Hey, mister, what's defining you?Get

stuck in. Huh

What do you want to kill Miss Street for?

Miss Street! Hey, come back!

I'm right about you. If you make trouble

with such bad kung fu, you're going to

end up dead.

Miss Attack, you can't just stand there.

What's Mr. Kip eating?Well, he's got it

coming.

Mistress. Mistress, how do you

feel now?Do you want me to teach you some

real kung fu?I don't want to learn from

you. Mistress,

how do you feel?Do you want to go back

home now?You're dreaming. I'm

not going back with you.

Hi! I'm sure you're aware there's a fate

that's worse than death. Well, gentlemen,

don't you think it'd be a waste to kill

such a beautiful young woman?

That's right. Our friend is talking

sense. We can take her home with us.

Girl. Yeah.

Heya, dumb gal! I'm gonna teach you a

good lesson for fighting me! Hey! Bastard

go easy! My first. Get out.

You... Master

Chant! Mastrance!

Mastrance! This is your last chance. How

are you gonna come home?

Bastard Ask Master for help!

Ohh And will you obey me?All my orders.

Yes, I will! Call me master. Master!

Yes. Won't change your mind. No, I won't!

Please help me, master!

All

right! My first-- What the hell are you

doing?You stay out of this. You're

hurting one of my students. I can't allow

that.

Together, come on. I can't make it.

Ohh That's smart.

Ohh You'll see. We'll be back. We'll get

you.

Chinfo. Yeah?Let's go home.

ohh

All right, get up.

Who's made such a mess of your face?How'd

that go to have go, Phinito?And a new

teacher, Master Tanhaichi. You two are

good for nothing. All you can do is make

trouble. They wouldn't have fought you

without a reason. You'll never practice

hard. It's your fault you're beaten.

Of course you're right, Master. It's our

fault we got beaten. We deserved it. Ohh

But we did it for your honor. We didn't

mind doing it for you. Right, rightYou

did it for me?But they were insulting

you. They said your stand up kung fu

wasn't good. And they called you a

useless fighter. We had to take action.

If you'd been there too, you would have

been beaten up as well. But we felt we

had to do something to protect your name.

We weren't going to stand by and just do

nothing. We can't let them go on

insulting you. That's why we took them on

even though we'd be good. That's right.

They also said that even if Master knew

who was there too, they'd beat him as

well. Did they actually say that?Master,

we have a lie to you. You know you can

trust us. Ding, dong, dong, dong.

I want you to fix a date with him. I'll

soon sort this guy out.

Excuse me, are you by any chance Master

New?What do you want to challenge me here

for?Are you King of the North?That's

right. I heard people saying that you

looked down on me. That's why I want to

challenge you. Master New.

I don't understand what you're talking

about. Shan-hai-chi, I'll bet you shaking

in your boot. That's right. What do you

say to his face?Go on. Master and you, do

you believe everything that your students

tell you?You've got another explanation?

Well, at least you should hear me out

first. I never fight anyone without a

reason. What do you say that a master is

just making trouble?Right, how dare you

say that?You deliberately beat us. It was

quite intentional. You know they're my

students, and yet you deliberately went

ahead and beat them. I must get revenge

for them. That's why I challenge you

today.

Ah What's

the

can told you not to come?He'll be mad if

he finds out you disobeyed him, he's

found to punish you. We've never seen him

in a real fight before, have we?So I

don't think we should miss a good chance.

Maybe there's always no action.

You ain't nothing special. I don't reckon

you can hurt me much.

Ohh

Yeah! Fantastic! What's so great?We

haven't learnt it. If we hadn't seen him

use it today, we'd never have known it

about it.

You can't breathe anymore, so you can't

fire anymore.

Mr. New, you've lost.

I can see defeat to you.

Hey, who are you?hey

mister who are you how dare you come here

and bully our people their name's Beng

Bao huh the ground kicker

that's right I've come here looking for

someone Dan I

Chi the master left here quite a long

time ago what do you want he killed my

brother Beng FeiI

want my revenge.

So just tell me where he is and I'll

spare you a life. Otherwise, I'll kill

you all. I don't know. And even her did.

I wouldn't tell you.

Tom,

where can I find Pad Ai Chi?I don't know.

Tom, come on. I

really don't know. He got a letter from

Moku Feng and then he left. Ohh

Moku Feng.

Hey, miss. It's late. Why haven't you

gone to sleep yet?

Chin-fa. I'm thinking.

Hey, mistress. There were too many.

That's why you weren't able to beat them.

How come Master Tan could deal with them?

Uh, well... Master

Tan is quite right. My kung fu is

useless. If I can learn from

him, I practice very hard. Maybe I'll

become better. Are you

really gonna take him on as master?

Right. I have to learn his three special

kicks. And with the mole kick I've been

taught, maybe I can beat him.

What's going on here?

Master Tan, I've been up all night,

and now I've finally made-up my mind.

I want to learn from you. I want to be a

good fighter. It won't be that easy being

my student. You must always obey me.

Think you can take it?I can take it.

Good. I'll take you on as my student. Now

bow down. Yes.

To your master.

Uh, yeah. I hope you're being

quite sincere. Miss Arnes, I never want

to take a student away from Moe.

That's all right. That's no problem. Most

kicks flexible, but the tan kick is

direct. You're tech fast, your skill.

When the kick has improved, very soon

you'll be top class. But don't

forget basics. Speed, accuracy.

You're not fast enough. You need to build

up your strength. If you don't have any

strength in you, even though you land on

target, it won't hurt. So you've got to

get strength and control it. And there

are two ways of going about it. This is

one way. Chin ba. Ohh

Master Tat, please don't use all your

strength. Don't worry. I won't hurt you.

Oh, your strengths, in your legs.

Oh, my God, no, my strength, my head

hurts. The other way.

Ow! You're

kicking me half to death! Don't worry.

You're protected. You won't die. If I

kill you now, who's going to bring me tea?

HuhPhoenix, did you notice?You don't

have to practice anymore. You aim your

kick straight to the sandbag. You used

full force. Yes. Master,

you're teaching how to kick. What am I

supposed to learn?How to stand being

beaten. And you're learning fast.

Tinfo, don't worry. You've got the

sandbag. You're not getting hurt. The

sandbag. Right. Ohh Hold it

tight. Come on.

The first way. Just a touch.

Now go the other way.

I can take this easy. You can shift me.

Come on.

Oh, my God,

no. Master Tan told you to kick the bag.

He didn't say kick me in the face. Speed

is the greatest source of strength. And

if you're able to combine the two, speed

and strength, the impact will almost

double.

Now, Bracus, like I told you.

Jennifer. HuhIt is really quite simple.

You watch me.

I thought you said it was easy.

Ohh If you combine strength and speed and

your kicks accurate, you'll find no one

can resist you.

Phoenix. Now you've built up your speed

and strength, we'll try accuracy. Come

on. All right, watch this.

Ohh

My dear, have a cup of

tea. The kettle's just boiled.

My dear, you mustn't tire yourself out.

You still need to rest. I can't just stay

in bed the whole day. I can't stand doing

nothing. I'd rather move about.

Uh, dear.

What are you doing here?Are you a thief?

Are you Mogul Funk?

At least you know who I am, but I don't

know you. I suppose I should be

flattered. HmmWho are you?Ohh

So you're the head of the ground kick

style. That's why

you were able to knock my door down with

just one blow. Oh, man, I'm not wasting

my time with you. Now, tell me,

where can I find Ten Aichi?Ten Aichi?

What do you want from him?You don't have

to know the reason. Just tell me where he

is, where he's staying. That'll be

enough. It doesn't take much guesswork on

my part to figure you ain't a friend of

his. So even if I know, I would never

tell you. Oh, bastard

I think I'm gonna have to soften you up a

bit.

Get him!

Did you think it would be that easy?Your

kick is really very good, but not quite

good enough. What's that?You're a fool.

Hey, I can take care of you anytime I

want.

Ohh

Young feller, you should show some

respect to your elders. Can't you

see it?I'm an old man now. I'm not

so energetic anymore. You're too old.

'Bout time you died. Ohh

My dear!

My dear!

Oh, man. All you gotta do is say, Where

can I tears?And just maybe you

can kiss your wife goodbye before she

dies.

Hey! Hey Are

you

gonna tell me where I can find 10-IG now?

Elmo, I'm warning you, this is your last

chance. You're dreaming.

Master, you killed Moe, our only lead.

What'll we do, huhOld

man of a living teaching Kung Fu. He's

only been back here a month. Go and

check. Find out where he's been teaching

before, and see if that turns up any

clues. Sir!

HuhHuh

Mistress, what's that called?

The style is called the upside down

style. There you are. Hey,

wait up. We're looking for somebody.

Oh, in that case, you're coming to the

right man, 'cause I know everyone there

is to know. Who are you looking for?I

heard there's a guy in this town good at

Kung Fu named Ten Ai Chi. Where does he

live?Ten Ai Chi?

Can't say on no way, bastardYou

lying to me. Speak up! Speak

up! Bust your ass Ohh I don't know, I'm

ready! I don't talk! I don't know! I

gotta talk already!

Hey, mister!

Are you looking for a tent?That's right.

Who the hell are you?I am Luke, but

everybody calls me Mr. Ding Dong. He's

my young brother. Dong Dong!

You've got a funny name. Do you know

where Tan Hai Chi is?Well, it... it all

depends on whether you're a friend or an

enemy. HmmHe killed our second

master. You think he's our enemy, or a

good friend. Wonderful. I'll take you to

Impostately. If you're going to kill

him... We'll pay you a thousand dollars

reward! Mmm. But, there is one

condition. What is it?It

is a girl's day now called Phoenix.

You've got to leave her to work.

Jinfa, hold on tight. Now watch this

kick closely. Mistress,

can you do it straight?You're kicking me

in the face. Nonsense. You should have

more confidence in me. The first one, the

legal circular kick.

Ohh

Second one, the little kick in the

throat. Ohh

Mistress, no more kicking now. You do?

I'll end up dead.

You're dead now. At least there'll be no

more pain. Damgal, your Kung Fu's

improved a lot. Ding dong, dong dong.

There's you two again. I might have

guessed. So what's your game this time?

Ladies, gentlemen, want to see your

mistress?First hand, Hai

Chi. Who do you think you are?How dare

you mention my master's name so rudely,

huhMaster is not here. I'm

not interested in small fry. I won't

bother with you. Where's Tan-Hai Chi?He

looked down on me. You take me for a

fool, huhMy friend, if

we take them, the master is sure to

follow. And the reward's still on?Yeah,

that's right. HuhHey.

This is a living target practice. Ohh

Too far. Are you all right?

I won't get hurt with a sandbag.

Is that all you can show me?Eh, you have

to do better. Huh

What style do you call that?Falling on

the floor?

Oh, we better leave. As fast

as we

can. Let's go. Where are you going

through, gentleman?We've

stood too long. We're getting tired. We

must move around. Your legs?Oh,

what the hell's the matter with you?Have

you gone soft?Maybe my mistress should

have another talk with you. Uh..

No, we don't want any more travel. I'll

just go off by myself then. You can stay

here. I want to find out what you two are

like when you team up together. Huh

Do we have to fight?Maybe you won't have

to. If you get down on your knees and bow

down before me three times.

Sorry, sorry

Ohh

ohh Don't

kick me!

You're going the wrong way. She's over

there. Please. Agree

never to bully people again. We'll never

do it again. It's all your fault. Ohh

You dare hit me. It's your fault.

It's your fault. It's yours. It's you.

That's enough. Don't be such stupid

fools. Get lost. Yeah, thank

you, Mistress.

Thank you.

Mistress, you're real good. You're quick,

so powerful. Of course it is. Think it's

as good as masters?Uh, you're much better

than he is. He's king of the North.

You... You're queen of the South! Are you

sure the Tenant G is in there?Yes, I'm

sure.

All right, tonight. Deliver this note to

her. Dehachi, at

dawn tomorrow morning, I'll be

waiting for you at Greenwater Lake

to settle our differences. If you don't

come, don't blame me for anything that

happens. Bang pow.

Mr. Ho, honestly, I don't want you to get

involved. It's my own affair. I

can deal with it. Hi, Chi.

I'm a friend of yours. You can tell me,

what is the quarrel you've got with him?

Penpar is chief of the Grand King Kung

Fusco. He's jealous of me. By

accident, I killed his brother so that

he's determined to get revenge. Isn't

there any compromise you can arrive at?

There are some things between fires you

will never understand.

I see. Then tomorrow, do

you think you can beat him?Ai chi,

if you are not confident, why not go away

for a while?

That's no use. If I head today, he'll be

back tomorrow. Besides, if I do leave

here, Tang Pao will really lose his

temper. And he's likely to take it out on

all of you. Master, don't

worry. Mistresses Mr. Tan's students, she

can look after them easily while Master

Tan concentrates on dealing with Tang

Pao. You're wrong there. Anyway, you

aren't any judge of a man's kung fu. I'm

not certain I can defeat Peng Pao. All

right. Then we'll come along with you.

Right, all together. No need. From what

I know of Peng Pao, he's a mean son of a

bitchIf he does manage to defeat

me, he's sure to turn around and kill you

as well. Besides, if I'm not sure I'm

gonna win, you guys won't make any

difference. Uh, but... Ching

Fao. HuhDon't get any smart ideas,

or I'll kick you up the ass hard. Ohh I

won't do it. And I'll tell Mistress Nottu

as well. If not, you can kick my ass

Oh, you are ten high chief.

Huh

Don't you know any other techniques?

You're running out of time. Have you got

some?

ohh Dan Hai Chi, if I didn't think I

could defeat your three special kicks, I

wouldn't have challenged you today, since

no one else knows your star once I have

got rid of ya, Dan. There

will be no other exponent of the art

left. And now, you're

going to pay for my brother's debt!

Ohh Ninebirds style! You're

not completely done, but you're no match

for my secret first. That'll make your

peace. Because you're gonna die.

Ah

Phoenix! Keep out of this.

It's none of your business. Bless you,

master. He's only small fry.

Leave him. I'll take care of him.

So your two students will arrive to give

you a hand. Just in time.

Now I'll avenge myself on the three of

you.

Ah

are

you all right?I'm fine.

Huh

Are

you all right?

I'm fine.

I have the same age to protect me.

Mystery, upside

down!

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