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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,340 --> 00:00:05,840 Music 2 00:00:49,430 --> 00:00:52,511 Benjamin, your mother and I 3 00:00:52,511 --> 00:00:54,011 have been talking and 4 00:00:54,070 --> 00:00:56,850 We know that things have been difficult 5 00:00:58,130 --> 00:01:01,551 but it's been some time and 6 00:01:01,551 --> 00:01:03,250 we really think that 7 00:01:03,330 --> 00:01:05,950 You need to start seeing a doctor 8 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:12,700 ok 9 00:01:19,090 --> 00:01:23,550 Um, well, I mean, I'm 10 00:01:25,091 --> 00:01:27,990 definitely open to the idea. You are. 11 00:01:29,250 --> 00:01:31,531 No, it's uh, some other thing 12 00:01:31,531 --> 00:01:33,070 about you. 13 00:01:34,090 --> 00:01:36,610 Benjamin, I'm so pleased to hear this. 14 00:01:36,770 --> 00:01:37,751 Yeah, I mean, I'm definitely 15 00:01:37,751 --> 00:01:38,310 open to it. 16 00:01:38,310 --> 00:01:39,810 And there she is. 17 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:47,271 Okay. So... 18 00:01:47,271 --> 00:01:47,911 Do you need something? 19 00:01:47,911 --> 00:01:49,390 No, it's a triscuit. 20 00:01:49,390 --> 00:01:50,190 Sorry. 21 00:01:50,190 --> 00:01:52,631 So, um, can you tell me a 22 00:01:52,631 --> 00:01:54,530 little bit about your practice? 23 00:01:54,530 --> 00:01:55,030 You've got Dr. 24 00:01:55,030 --> 00:01:56,771 Plotnik. I'm not used to, you 25 00:01:56,771 --> 00:01:57,211 know, but... 26 00:01:57,211 --> 00:01:58,110 Dr. Plotnik? 27 00:01:58,110 --> 00:01:59,030 Yeah. 28 00:01:59,030 --> 00:02:01,030 Dr. Rachel, okay. 29 00:02:01,290 --> 00:02:02,970 What type of practice do you run? 30 00:02:02,970 --> 00:02:04,930 Is it psychoanalysis? 31 00:02:06,030 --> 00:02:09,010 No, that's not me. 32 00:02:09,010 --> 00:02:09,851 I'm not a psychoanalyst. 33 00:02:09,851 --> 00:02:11,670 I'm not a doctor like that. 34 00:02:11,670 --> 00:02:13,170 Sorry? 35 00:02:13,370 --> 00:02:15,490 Do you want to touch my face? 36 00:02:17,650 --> 00:02:19,210 Touch my face. 37 00:02:19,290 --> 00:02:21,070 Just put your hand on my face. 38 00:02:21,390 --> 00:02:22,591 Go ahead, Benjamin. Just touch 39 00:02:22,591 --> 00:02:23,950 my cheek. 40 00:02:23,950 --> 00:02:24,630 Press it in. 41 00:02:24,630 --> 00:02:25,871 Put the fingers on so you 42 00:02:25,871 --> 00:02:28,030 can really feel it. Flip it. 43 00:02:28,030 --> 00:02:29,390 Flip it. 44 00:02:29,390 --> 00:02:30,890 Okay, now take it away. 45 00:02:30,970 --> 00:02:32,470 Do you see what's happening? 46 00:02:32,530 --> 00:02:33,510 Do you see that? 47 00:02:33,510 --> 00:02:36,510 It didn't move. 48 00:02:36,510 --> 00:02:38,010 Incredible. 49 00:02:38,010 --> 00:02:39,250 Incredible. 50 00:02:39,250 --> 00:02:40,091 It didn't move. It didn't 51 00:02:40,091 --> 00:02:41,970 move at all. My face. 52 00:02:42,290 --> 00:02:43,530 That's my work. 53 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:45,191 I planned that. I wanted that 54 00:02:45,191 --> 00:02:47,890 and I executed it. No, Dr. 55 00:02:47,890 --> 00:02:49,751 Blot makes one of 56 00:02:49,751 --> 00:02:51,191 Zach Doc's top 57 00:02:51,191 --> 00:02:53,151 10 facial cosmetic 58 00:02:53,151 --> 00:02:56,490 surgeons in the entire Tri-State area. 59 00:02:56,490 --> 00:02:59,350 Yes, I see. That's not a doctor. 60 00:03:00,710 --> 00:03:03,031 It's still a real doctor. I know. 61 00:03:03,031 --> 00:03:04,190 No, no. Absolutely. 62 00:03:04,190 --> 00:03:08,210 I just Do you think I need work done? 63 00:03:08,670 --> 00:03:10,050 No, Benjamin. 64 00:03:10,050 --> 00:03:10,870 No. 65 00:03:10,870 --> 00:03:12,570 It's always an option. No, Dr. 66 00:03:12,570 --> 00:03:14,070 Plotnik is unattached. 67 00:03:16,650 --> 00:03:18,150 Unattached. 68 00:03:18,710 --> 00:03:19,670 It's been a long time. 69 00:03:19,670 --> 00:03:20,490 Right. 70 00:03:20,490 --> 00:03:21,811 And coincidentally, she's free 71 00:03:21,811 --> 00:03:23,311 to make... 72 00:03:23,410 --> 00:03:25,930 I can make other plans, but I am free. 73 00:03:26,130 --> 00:03:27,191 I mean, I am free upon the 74 00:03:27,191 --> 00:03:30,970 passing of hoops. These crackers. 75 00:03:32,210 --> 00:03:32,590 Dr. 76 00:03:32,590 --> 00:03:37,370 Plotnik, I'm so bad at introductions. 77 00:03:37,490 --> 00:03:39,311 Oh, I think it's important to 78 00:03:39,311 --> 00:03:40,650 work on yourself. 79 00:03:40,650 --> 00:03:42,010 Oh, of course. 80 00:03:42,010 --> 00:03:44,011 Um, may I just... 81 00:03:44,011 --> 00:03:47,390 I'm gonna put my hand on your face. 82 00:03:47,390 --> 00:03:49,490 Do the same thing that you did to me. 83 00:03:49,490 --> 00:03:50,551 They're witnesses, so nothing 84 00:03:50,551 --> 00:03:52,230 crazy's gonna happen. 85 00:04:00,190 --> 00:04:02,890 And do you cry a lot? Shabbat shalom! 86 00:04:05,230 --> 00:04:06,130 Shabbat shalom! 87 00:04:06,130 --> 00:04:09,151 Tonight, of course, is a very 88 00:04:09,151 --> 00:04:10,131 special Shabbat Shalom. 89 00:04:10,131 --> 00:04:14,051 because it will be led by 90 00:04:14,051 --> 00:04:17,010 our very own Cantor Ben, who 91 00:04:18,611 --> 00:04:21,010 as you know has been absent 92 00:04:21,010 --> 00:04:22,631 and we are thrilled to have 93 00:04:22,631 --> 00:04:26,970 him back after a very long sabbatical. 94 00:04:28,170 --> 00:04:30,011 So let us start with the 95 00:04:30,011 --> 00:04:33,850 Kabbalat Shabbat service, page 636. 96 00:04:35,070 --> 00:04:37,630 Yedid Nefesh, page 636. 97 00:04:45,890 --> 00:04:49,950 Yadi na fe... 98 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:58,740 Yadi... 99 00:05:03,180 --> 00:05:05,080 Yadi... 100 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:09,980 Yadi... 101 00:05:29,690 --> 00:05:32,070 Yaya... Mayon sa'yo. 102 00:05:32,550 --> 00:05:34,250 Oh, fuck. 103 00:06:15,210 --> 00:06:16,451 I'm myself trying to make 104 00:06:16,451 --> 00:06:18,131 this ending work and I looked 105 00:06:18,131 --> 00:06:19,930 up and it was sundown. 106 00:06:19,930 --> 00:06:20,931 It's always later than you 107 00:06:20,931 --> 00:06:22,431 think, you know? 108 00:06:22,490 --> 00:06:24,371 But I will make it up to 109 00:06:24,371 --> 00:06:26,570 you tonight, I promise. 110 00:06:27,250 --> 00:06:28,411 I'm just taking one of my 111 00:06:28,411 --> 00:06:30,710 little walks to clear out. 112 00:06:32,370 --> 00:06:35,630 Oh, I'm a little slippery. 113 00:06:37,270 --> 00:06:40,450 I bet you look so hot on the beam. 114 00:06:40,930 --> 00:06:43,331 Your Hebrew war blank makes me vibrate. 115 00:06:43,331 --> 00:06:45,570 Dito na, baby. 116 00:06:45,590 --> 00:06:47,370 I love it up in my soul. 117 00:06:47,370 --> 00:06:50,350 I'll see you soon. Keep going! 118 00:07:34,380 --> 00:07:37,460 Thanks for the ride! 119 00:07:47,220 --> 00:07:48,380 Proud you're here. 120 00:07:48,380 --> 00:07:50,180 Yeah, it's Friday. What can I get you? 121 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:51,620 What do you have? 122 00:07:51,620 --> 00:07:53,120 I don't know. 123 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:57,100 We have everything 124 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,820 Yeah, I know what you want 125 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:16,500 It's karaoke night in the back 126 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:22,901 Oh, he's definitely the 127 00:08:22,901 --> 00:08:24,600 saddest motherfucker here 128 00:08:29,180 --> 00:08:30,340 Another mudslide? 129 00:08:30,340 --> 00:08:32,500 Yeah, Friday night. 130 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:36,060 Stuff him in my pocket, take him home. 131 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:41,260 Ten bucks, walk over, buy him a drink. 132 00:08:42,340 --> 00:08:43,940 You laughing at me? 133 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:45,420 Huh? 134 00:08:45,420 --> 00:08:46,920 Nevermind. 135 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:49,560 Give him some company, go say hi. 136 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:52,341 What are you looking at? 137 00:08:52,341 --> 00:08:53,841 no 138 00:08:57,790 --> 00:08:59,290 Nothing 139 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:06,670 Hey question 140 00:09:06,910 --> 00:09:08,300 Kong Nina 141 00:09:08,300 --> 00:09:09,330 I'm not over there anymore, 142 00:09:09,330 --> 00:09:10,590 I'm over here 143 00:09:10,590 --> 00:09:13,150 Are you saying that I'm nothing? 144 00:09:13,310 --> 00:09:14,810 Cause you're looking over here 145 00:09:14,810 --> 00:09:16,151 And you're looking at 146 00:09:16,151 --> 00:09:17,011 something else or you're 147 00:09:17,011 --> 00:09:18,570 looking at me and I'm the nothing 148 00:09:18,570 --> 00:09:20,151 No it's fine go back to your 149 00:09:20,151 --> 00:09:21,231 date you're not looking at 150 00:09:21,231 --> 00:09:23,990 No sit down Yeah. 151 00:09:23,990 --> 00:09:24,811 Be too many mudslides. 152 00:09:24,811 --> 00:09:26,311 Be too many mudslides. 153 00:09:26,750 --> 00:09:27,210 Yeah. 154 00:09:27,210 --> 00:09:28,010 Have some peanuts. 155 00:09:28,010 --> 00:09:29,170 Have everything of mine. 156 00:09:29,170 --> 00:09:30,451 Have some music on the 157 00:09:30,451 --> 00:09:31,951 jukebox or something. 158 00:09:33,870 --> 00:09:34,291 Ow! 159 00:09:34,291 --> 00:09:34,311 Ow! 160 00:09:34,311 --> 00:09:35,811 You have to open your mouth, huh? 161 00:09:35,870 --> 00:09:37,370 Oh, god. Let's go. 162 00:09:37,490 --> 00:09:38,990 Ow. Let's go. 163 00:09:39,030 --> 00:09:40,530 Ow. 164 00:09:42,190 --> 00:09:42,611 Ow. 165 00:09:42,611 --> 00:09:44,250 Ow. Hey, guy. 166 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:48,300 Are you okay? 167 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:49,900 Can you help me? 168 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:51,980 Maybe. 169 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:53,581 Give me your hand. 170 00:09:53,581 --> 00:09:57,220 Give me your hand. Come on. 171 00:09:57,220 --> 00:09:59,240 Okay. Come on. Come on. 172 00:10:02,140 --> 00:10:02,920 Okay. 173 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:04,881 Now, let's just, you know, hop up there 174 00:10:04,881 --> 00:10:06,320 and sit down, okay? 175 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:08,260 Get your tushy out there. 176 00:10:08,260 --> 00:10:10,120 I'll sit next to you, okay? 177 00:10:10,180 --> 00:10:11,680 Do I know you? 178 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:14,140 I don't think so. 179 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:17,060 Say, what is that you're drinking? 180 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:18,381 It's a... 181 00:10:18,381 --> 00:10:20,180 It's a hot slud. It's chocolatey. 182 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:22,821 Two whiskey rocks 183 00:10:22,821 --> 00:10:25,381 And a glass of ice on the side, please. 184 00:10:25,381 --> 00:10:26,881 All right. 185 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:29,921 You're a good-looking guy. You 186 00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:31,421 know that. 187 00:10:32,540 --> 00:10:35,080 Thanks. You're welcome. 188 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:36,480 Your whiskey is our ice. 189 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:37,840 Okay. 190 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:40,520 L'chaim, health and happiness. 191 00:10:41,060 --> 00:10:45,441 This is for the eyes, okay? May I? 192 00:10:45,441 --> 00:10:47,400 Mm-hmm. It's okay? 193 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:51,060 Yes. Thank you. 194 00:10:54,490 --> 00:10:56,090 You're Jewish, right? 195 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,590 Alright, come up. 196 00:10:58,790 --> 00:11:00,290 How could you tell? 197 00:11:00,650 --> 00:11:02,130 That was a joke. 198 00:11:02,130 --> 00:11:02,991 Come on now. 199 00:11:02,991 --> 00:11:05,490 You're not deaf and dumb, were you? 200 00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:07,910 I was joking too. We don't get hit. 201 00:11:07,910 --> 00:11:09,570 Yeah, you did that. 202 00:11:09,570 --> 00:11:12,230 You got punched in the face. 203 00:11:12,230 --> 00:11:13,490 Yeah. 204 00:11:13,490 --> 00:11:16,930 I worked down at a temple Sinai. 205 00:11:17,170 --> 00:11:19,170 I'm a cantor. 206 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:20,370 You're a cancer. 207 00:11:20,370 --> 00:11:21,251 So interesting 208 00:11:21,251 --> 00:11:23,930 Because I'm an Aquarius. We're obvious. 209 00:11:23,930 --> 00:11:25,430 I'm a canter. 210 00:11:26,110 --> 00:11:30,830 I sing at the services. A canter. 211 00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:32,670 That is a really good gig. 212 00:11:33,990 --> 00:11:34,971 Did you know that I taught 213 00:11:34,971 --> 00:11:36,771 music for 42 years 214 00:11:36,771 --> 00:11:38,571 until they kicked me out of 215 00:11:38,571 --> 00:11:42,270 there last summer fuckers? 42 years. 216 00:11:43,090 --> 00:11:43,670 Mrs. 217 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:47,510 O'Connor. Do I know you? 218 00:11:47,610 --> 00:11:48,251 Ben. 219 00:11:48,251 --> 00:11:49,251 Ben Gottlieb. 220 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:50,610 Gatling? Little Benny? 221 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:52,110 Koolidge Elementary. 222 00:11:52,190 --> 00:11:53,650 You were my music teacher. 223 00:11:53,650 --> 00:11:55,150 Little Benny. 224 00:11:55,450 --> 00:11:56,950 Little Benny. 225 00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:00,020 What are you doing? 226 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:02,421 I'm just trying to see you, 227 00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:03,520 Little Benny. 228 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:05,020 You always gave me A's? 229 00:12:05,060 --> 00:12:07,940 It was music class. Everybody got A's. 230 00:12:07,940 --> 00:12:11,040 I'm sorry. I'm gonna hit your face. 231 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:14,180 You got a good face, but I'm not sure. 232 00:12:14,180 --> 00:12:15,300 Yeah. 233 00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:18,800 You know, don't take a person, okay? 234 00:12:19,140 --> 00:12:21,120 Another one for my friend. 235 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,340 I got a car right here. 236 00:12:22,340 --> 00:12:23,660 Let me give you a lift. 237 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,540 Oh, no, no. I like to walk. 238 00:12:25,540 --> 00:12:27,900 So let's walk. Take the car. 239 00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:29,000 You wanna take a look? 240 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,280 It's a cool car. Nice. 241 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,700 Yeah. 242 00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:36,920 In the car. Watch your head. 243 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:38,740 Watch your head. 244 00:12:38,740 --> 00:12:39,960 There you go. 245 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:40,401 Hey. 246 00:12:40,401 --> 00:12:41,620 Hey, that's great. 247 00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:42,981 Isn't it nice? That's what I 248 00:12:42,981 --> 00:12:43,540 was saying. 249 00:12:43,540 --> 00:12:45,560 Let's get those feeties in there. 250 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:46,541 Just slide out. 251 00:12:46,541 --> 00:12:48,400 Oh my God. 252 00:12:48,460 --> 00:12:49,680 Ben, 253 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:51,520 Where do you live? 254 00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:54,180 I live in the world. 255 00:12:55,260 --> 00:12:55,560 Okay. 256 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:57,381 Let's see if we can find out 257 00:12:57,381 --> 00:12:58,721 a little more specifically 258 00:12:58,721 --> 00:13:01,240 where you live. 259 00:13:04,780 --> 00:13:06,280 Benny. 260 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:10,280 That's my little Benny. 261 00:13:10,940 --> 00:13:11,820 Okay. 262 00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:13,860 Gotta get going. Buckle up. 263 00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:14,740 Gotta buckle up. 264 00:13:14,740 --> 00:13:16,240 Gotta be safe. 265 00:13:22,910 --> 00:13:24,410 Hello! 266 00:13:24,730 --> 00:13:26,610 Hey, we're home. 267 00:13:26,610 --> 00:13:28,110 Morning! 268 00:13:28,290 --> 00:13:29,630 Are you okay? 269 00:13:29,630 --> 00:13:30,871 Do you want me to help you get in here? 270 00:13:30,871 --> 00:13:32,371 Where are we? 271 00:13:32,870 --> 00:13:35,090 Home. Let's go. 272 00:13:35,550 --> 00:13:37,110 Want me to help you out? 273 00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:38,890 I don't live here anymore. 274 00:13:39,230 --> 00:13:41,210 Huh? What do you mean? 275 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:44,620 My wife did. 276 00:13:46,790 --> 00:13:48,290 Your wife did? 277 00:13:49,450 --> 00:13:51,251 I thought this was your address. 278 00:13:51,251 --> 00:13:54,750 Not a good way to go. 279 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:55,070 Sorry. 280 00:13:55,070 --> 00:13:56,911 You want me to help you get 281 00:13:56,911 --> 00:13:57,491 in your heart? 282 00:13:57,491 --> 00:13:58,991 I don't live here. 283 00:13:59,070 --> 00:13:59,290 What? 284 00:13:59,290 --> 00:14:02,770 Ben? What's going on? 285 00:14:02,870 --> 00:14:06,010 I don't live here anymore. I'm drunk. 286 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,020 Where do you live? 287 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,541 That's my mom's. 288 00:14:15,541 --> 00:14:17,260 You live with your mommy? 289 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:29,080 Hi. Hi. Let's just go slowly. 290 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:30,580 You're gonna be okay? 291 00:14:30,580 --> 00:14:31,420 I got it. I got it. 292 00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:32,660 I don't know. Are you sure? 293 00:14:32,660 --> 00:14:34,120 Yeah, I got it. Got it? 294 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:35,320 I got it. 295 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:37,020 Okay. Careful. 296 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,860 Bye-bye. 297 00:14:38,860 --> 00:14:40,520 Okay? Got it. 298 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:00,960 Thank you. Hi, Mom. 299 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,460 Are you okay? 300 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:04,500 Your mother was worried sick. 301 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,000 I wasn't worried. 302 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:07,700 You're my little voodoo doll. 303 00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:08,541 When you heard, I heard. 304 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:09,801 We've been calling you all 305 00:15:09,801 --> 00:15:11,820 night and your voicemail is full again. 306 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:12,720 What happened to you? 307 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:15,160 I was celebrating. I got lost. 308 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:16,981 In the town where you've been 309 00:15:16,981 --> 00:15:17,881 living for 40 years. 310 00:15:17,881 --> 00:15:18,860 That's how I knew I was lost. 311 00:15:18,860 --> 00:15:20,580 What happened to your face? 312 00:15:22,340 --> 00:15:25,000 What are you doing with your talent? 313 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,260 Don't yell at him. It's okay. 314 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,341 You get some rest. 315 00:15:28,341 --> 00:15:29,520 You're not hungry, are you? 316 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:31,020 I want to go to bed. 317 00:15:33,180 --> 00:15:34,480 The door's doing the thing again. 318 00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:35,341 I know, but I'm gonna call 319 00:15:35,341 --> 00:15:35,720 somebody tomorrow. 320 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:36,820 We're gonna get it fixed right away. 321 00:15:36,820 --> 00:15:38,441 How come nothing works in a 322 00:15:38,441 --> 00:15:39,400 brand new house? 323 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:42,720 I know, is that funny? Good night. 324 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:44,440 Okay, I've got it. 325 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:45,100 I've got it. 326 00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:48,280 Get some rest. I can't. 327 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:53,140 He's home. He's home. 328 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,100 Ben. 329 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:11,720 Hey, Rabbi Ruth. 330 00:16:12,820 --> 00:16:14,320 What are you doing? 331 00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:16,540 It's not supposed to snow. 332 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:19,620 You never know. 333 00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:27,080 The purpose of a cantor is to sing. 334 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:28,860 That's correct. 335 00:16:28,860 --> 00:16:31,340 Which I'm currently unable to do. 336 00:16:32,180 --> 00:16:33,400 Also correct. 337 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,561 You should probably fire me. 338 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:35,300 I would fire me. 339 00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:37,020 We're not gonna do that then. 340 00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:38,161 Because my mom's are both big 341 00:16:38,161 --> 00:16:39,640 donors to the temple. 342 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:41,720 That is not a small consideration. 343 00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:44,821 You've had a very difficult 344 00:16:44,821 --> 00:16:48,600 year, and I can handle the singing. 345 00:16:49,820 --> 00:16:51,950 Truth be told, I rather enjoy it. 346 00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:57,820 Ben, how are you doing? 347 00:16:58,520 --> 00:16:59,620 Me? 348 00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:01,220 How are you doing? 349 00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:03,140 I feel like I'm hanging. 350 00:17:07,050 --> 00:17:08,550 What's going on? 351 00:17:10,020 --> 00:17:11,620 I think I'm going to sneeze. 352 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:18,440 I feel like I'm hanging in there. 353 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:19,441 You know, sometimes I feel 354 00:17:19,441 --> 00:17:20,461 like I'm just going through 355 00:17:20,461 --> 00:17:21,440 the emotions. 356 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:21,941 Oceans. 357 00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:22,900 Right. 358 00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:25,260 I started googling Ben Godlieb. 359 00:17:25,260 --> 00:17:26,460 You ever do that? 360 00:17:26,460 --> 00:17:28,660 I've ever googled your name? 361 00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:29,921 No, no, no. Look up other 362 00:17:29,921 --> 00:17:31,181 people with your name 363 00:17:31,181 --> 00:17:32,760 just to see who else is out there. 364 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,260 Excuse me. 365 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,420 You know, Ben? 366 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,760 There's 12,000 Ben Godliebs. 367 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:40,620 There's an accountant in Tucson. 368 00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:42,780 There's a lawyer in Jacksonville. 369 00:17:42,940 --> 00:17:44,140 Look at that. 370 00:17:44,140 --> 00:17:45,641 By the way, if anyone walks 371 00:17:45,641 --> 00:17:47,941 in, this is a non-kosher. 372 00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:48,421 Yeah. 373 00:17:48,421 --> 00:17:48,821 So far. 374 00:17:48,821 --> 00:17:50,221 Meanwhile, you don't get to 375 00:17:50,221 --> 00:17:52,220 this Ben Gottlieb until page 7. 376 00:17:52,220 --> 00:17:53,721 That's with typing in several 377 00:17:53,721 --> 00:17:55,260 pertinent keywords. 378 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:56,200 Damn it! 379 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,640 Ben! Even my name is in the past tense. 380 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:01,580 Fuck! 381 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,600 You know, my daughter, Gabby, 382 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,561 has had a very rough time of 383 00:18:05,561 --> 00:18:07,200 it this year as well. 384 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:11,930 How's she get through it? She hasn't. 385 00:18:11,930 --> 00:18:13,430 She's a mess. 386 00:18:14,190 --> 00:18:15,750 We'll help you get through this. 387 00:18:16,270 --> 00:18:17,770 Hell yeah! 388 00:18:17,910 --> 00:18:21,050 The synagogue is here for you, Ben. 389 00:18:21,050 --> 00:18:22,191 Do you mind getting those 390 00:18:22,191 --> 00:18:25,090 right behind the chair there? 391 00:18:55,130 --> 00:18:59,010 Is that how it's supposed to sound? 392 00:19:01,060 --> 00:19:02,560 That was nice. 393 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:04,620 What does it mean? 394 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:09,841 Anyone know what it means 395 00:19:09,841 --> 00:19:12,060 when we say neighbor? 396 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:13,880 Anyone? 397 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:17,180 Person who lives next to you? 398 00:19:17,780 --> 00:19:19,320 Dentist? 399 00:19:20,060 --> 00:19:22,620 Two dentists? A horse? 400 00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:23,681 A horse? 401 00:19:23,681 --> 00:19:25,961 You know what? Yes, a horse 402 00:19:25,961 --> 00:19:27,480 can be a neighbor. 403 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:28,921 But I'm trying to figure out 404 00:19:28,921 --> 00:19:31,780 why I need to love a dentist, a horse. 405 00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:33,300 Anyone have an idea? 406 00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:35,361 You. The person who's in your life. 407 00:19:35,361 --> 00:19:36,640 You, I meant. 408 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:38,760 Okay, so to be a good Jew, 409 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:41,700 you've got to really respect him. 410 00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:43,400 Is he asleep? 411 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,760 Would someone nudge him? Wake him up. 412 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:47,020 Is he asleep? Let him sleep. 413 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:47,840 I don't care. 414 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:48,900 Hi. 415 00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:52,021 Mrs. O'Connor, hi. Carla, please. 416 00:19:52,021 --> 00:19:53,521 Carla. 417 00:19:55,340 --> 00:19:57,820 Everyone, this is Carla. 418 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:01,420 Say, shalom, Carla. Shalom, Carla. 419 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:05,041 Carla was my music teacher 420 00:20:05,041 --> 00:20:06,820 when I was younger. 421 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:09,621 So, if not for her, I might 422 00:20:09,621 --> 00:20:11,001 not even be standing here in 423 00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:12,380 front of you. 424 00:20:12,380 --> 00:20:13,240 Yeah. 425 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:14,840 Are you picking someone up? 426 00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:16,820 No. Just, I'm here for me. 427 00:20:16,820 --> 00:20:17,200 Okay. 428 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:20,420 This is a Bat Mitzvah class, right? 429 00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:23,660 I saw it on the website. Benay Mitzvah. 430 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:24,401 Hm? 431 00:20:24,401 --> 00:20:26,720 Bar and Bat Mitzvah for boys and girls. 432 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,300 That is very modern. 433 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:33,420 Where were we? Oh, right. 434 00:20:33,740 --> 00:20:34,960 Uh, Cantor Ben? 435 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:35,400 Yeah? 436 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,000 It's four o'clock p.m. 437 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,101 Technically class should be 438 00:20:38,101 --> 00:20:39,120 over by now, right? 439 00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:40,560 Yeah, but who's counting, huh? 440 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:43,560 Okay, get out of here. I'm sorry. 441 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:44,961 I missed the whole class. 442 00:20:44,961 --> 00:20:47,181 Simon, listen to me. I get it. 443 00:20:47,181 --> 00:20:50,700 Thanks Simon, one more week, right? 444 00:20:51,140 --> 00:20:53,120 You wanna stay and hear my story? 445 00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:54,520 What's happening here? 446 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,501 I had car trouble, that's all. 447 00:20:56,501 --> 00:20:58,201 I mean, more generally. 448 00:20:58,201 --> 00:20:59,800 Okay, listen to this. 449 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:00,360 What's going on? 450 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,341 The first bat mitzvah was in 451 00:21:02,341 --> 00:21:07,620 1922, which is exactly 100 years ago. 452 00:21:07,860 --> 00:21:09,220 I googled it. 453 00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:11,021 And it was performed by a 454 00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:13,541 guy named Rabbi Mordecai Kaplan. 455 00:21:13,541 --> 00:21:16,561 And he performed it for his 456 00:21:16,561 --> 00:21:21,440 own daughter at home, right at home. 457 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:22,941 Did you even know? I didn't 458 00:21:22,941 --> 00:21:24,081 know you could do it 459 00:21:24,081 --> 00:21:26,120 somewhere besides the temple. 460 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:30,641 So I feel like maybe it 461 00:21:30,641 --> 00:21:32,181 might be my time to go ahead 462 00:21:32,181 --> 00:21:33,921 with it because they always 463 00:21:33,921 --> 00:21:35,900 wanted to do it. I did. 464 00:21:39,210 --> 00:21:43,210 So you wanna have a bonus? Geez, Benny. 465 00:21:43,210 --> 00:21:44,591 You're a sharp one. 466 00:21:44,591 --> 00:21:50,150 I didn't know you were Jewish, Mrs. 467 00:21:50,150 --> 00:21:51,190 O'Connor. 468 00:21:51,190 --> 00:21:54,610 Oh, that's my married name. He's dead. 469 00:21:54,610 --> 00:21:56,270 My husband is long dead. 470 00:21:56,270 --> 00:21:57,210 I'm sorry to hear that. 471 00:21:57,210 --> 00:21:58,631 But my maiden name is 472 00:21:58,631 --> 00:22:00,870 Kessler, Carla Kessler. 473 00:22:00,870 --> 00:22:02,450 Is that Jewish enough for you? 474 00:22:02,450 --> 00:22:03,950 That's pretty good. 475 00:22:04,630 --> 00:22:06,510 Ceramics, Zumba, 476 00:22:07,170 --> 00:22:08,810 Mystery Book Club, 477 00:22:09,230 --> 00:22:11,490 walking, animals. 478 00:22:11,490 --> 00:22:13,211 These are all wonderful things. 479 00:22:13,211 --> 00:22:14,571 I'm not asking that. 480 00:22:14,571 --> 00:22:15,851 I have a temple to fulfill 481 00:22:15,851 --> 00:22:18,671 everything in my life, but I 482 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:21,090 think this is a good new start. 483 00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:21,770 I understand. 484 00:22:21,770 --> 00:22:25,151 My husband, you know, he just 485 00:22:25,151 --> 00:22:26,971 didn't believe in it, but now 486 00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:28,090 I'm just me. 487 00:22:28,090 --> 00:22:29,771 Now I can do it. I would 488 00:22:29,771 --> 00:22:31,850 really, really like it in my life. 489 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,011 Carla, I understand that you'd 490 00:22:33,011 --> 00:22:33,971 like to have a bar mitzvah 491 00:22:33,971 --> 00:22:35,471 for many reasons. 492 00:22:35,550 --> 00:22:38,331 Friends, it's a great 493 00:22:38,331 --> 00:22:41,690 anti-loneliness connecting thing. 494 00:22:41,970 --> 00:22:43,571 I haven't taught you for four 495 00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:45,150 years, now you teach me? 496 00:22:45,150 --> 00:22:46,130 But we can't. 497 00:22:46,130 --> 00:22:47,191 No, I'm not going to hear 498 00:22:47,191 --> 00:22:48,630 this, that you can't help me, 499 00:22:48,630 --> 00:22:49,570 because I know you can't. 500 00:22:49,570 --> 00:22:50,431 I'm going to step out of the 501 00:22:50,431 --> 00:22:51,770 ledge here. 502 00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:52,390 May I? 503 00:22:52,390 --> 00:22:54,150 Okay, step out, but don't fall off. 504 00:22:54,150 --> 00:22:55,051 No, no, I just want to say, 505 00:22:55,051 --> 00:22:55,671 I've gone through some of 506 00:22:55,671 --> 00:22:57,031 these things myself, but if 507 00:22:57,031 --> 00:22:59,311 it's for, you're beyond it. 508 00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:01,250 I'm too old, is what you think. 509 00:23:01,250 --> 00:23:01,670 No. 510 00:23:01,670 --> 00:23:03,311 You think I'm too old to 511 00:23:03,311 --> 00:23:05,550 learn, I lost my brains, is that right? 512 00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:06,831 Yes, I think you got old and 513 00:23:06,831 --> 00:23:07,890 lost your brains. 514 00:23:07,890 --> 00:23:11,111 Should I play bingo or mahjong? 515 00:23:11,111 --> 00:23:12,210 Carla. 516 00:23:12,210 --> 00:23:13,710 I can't help you. 517 00:23:14,490 --> 00:23:15,210 Carla. 518 00:23:15,210 --> 00:23:16,490 No, don't Carla me. 519 00:23:16,490 --> 00:23:18,691 Listen, I didn't survive three 520 00:23:18,691 --> 00:23:20,671 minor strokes last year for 521 00:23:20,671 --> 00:23:22,110 you to say, No! 522 00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:23,991 I don't even know why you're 523 00:23:23,991 --> 00:23:25,490 sitting at this desk. 524 00:23:25,490 --> 00:23:26,770 Get your balls back! 525 00:23:26,770 --> 00:23:28,190 You know that little Benny? 526 00:23:28,190 --> 00:23:29,590 He had the big balls. 527 00:23:29,590 --> 00:23:31,650 He was a little Benny with big balls. 528 00:23:31,650 --> 00:23:33,250 I just feel sorry for you. 529 00:23:33,250 --> 00:23:34,711 This is a job where people 530 00:23:34,711 --> 00:23:36,211 have to care. 531 00:23:36,310 --> 00:23:37,850 Hey, hey, wait! 532 00:23:39,190 --> 00:23:40,891 You can't just run out on me that way! 533 00:23:40,891 --> 00:23:43,590 I'm not running. I'm walking. 534 00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:46,090 Ben! Ben! 535 00:23:46,650 --> 00:23:46,951 Ben! 536 00:23:46,951 --> 00:23:48,210 What is this? 537 00:23:48,210 --> 00:23:50,470 Everything's fine, Rabbi Bruce. 538 00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:52,171 I'm working something out with 539 00:23:52,171 --> 00:23:52,950 a new congregate here. 540 00:23:52,950 --> 00:23:54,670 Now I don't know about that, Benny. 541 00:23:54,670 --> 00:23:56,971 Because I do not feel welcome 542 00:23:56,971 --> 00:23:58,230 in this temple. 543 00:23:58,230 --> 00:24:00,951 No, no, no. All are welcome 544 00:24:00,951 --> 00:24:02,710 at Temple Sinai. 545 00:24:02,730 --> 00:24:04,150 I'm Rabbi Bruce. 546 00:24:04,150 --> 00:24:06,110 Rabbi Bruce, good to meet you. 547 00:24:06,110 --> 00:24:09,390 I want to have my 548 00:24:18,590 --> 00:24:23,330 I don't see why not 549 00:25:59,350 --> 00:26:02,270 Plalaw See you. Welcome pilgrim. 550 00:26:02,390 --> 00:26:03,230 In the name of the father, 551 00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:05,090 the son, and the holy spirit. 552 00:26:06,550 --> 00:26:08,930 I'll be right with you. Hello brother. 553 00:26:16,740 --> 00:26:18,340 How can I help you today? 554 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:22,221 What brought you in today? 555 00:26:22,221 --> 00:26:28,040 I was just walking. 556 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,300 Never been inside. Want to see inside. 557 00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:32,521 I'm curious about, do you 558 00:26:32,521 --> 00:26:34,021 have a favorite holiday? 559 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,221 Maybe Easter, because it's 560 00:26:39,221 --> 00:26:40,300 getting warm. 561 00:26:40,300 --> 00:26:42,280 Right. The question they want to ask. 562 00:26:42,580 --> 00:26:44,080 What happens after? 563 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:47,900 Can I ask you, are you baptized? 564 00:26:48,980 --> 00:26:51,661 Yes. In my religion, I was 565 00:26:51,661 --> 00:26:52,240 barman's fed. 566 00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:53,740 I'm Jewish. 567 00:26:55,340 --> 00:26:58,401 So now, are you not allowed 568 00:26:58,401 --> 00:26:59,700 to talk to me? 569 00:26:59,700 --> 00:27:01,760 Of course I can talk to you. 570 00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:04,800 I'm actually having a hard time lately. 571 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:07,640 Do you ever not believe? 572 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:10,720 We'll all have those moments. 573 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:13,080 How do you know what you believe in? 574 00:27:13,580 --> 00:27:16,620 In the church we call it discernment. 575 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:18,920 You're led by the spirit. 576 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,520 Is there a ghost there? 577 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:22,581 Do you believe in ghosts? 578 00:27:22,581 --> 00:27:25,300 I believe in the Holy Ghost. 579 00:27:25,900 --> 00:27:26,841 Ultimately, it's the will of 580 00:27:26,841 --> 00:27:29,300 God that we're all saved. From what? 581 00:27:29,300 --> 00:27:30,281 The ultimate thing you want 582 00:27:30,281 --> 00:27:31,760 to be saved from is hell. 583 00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:33,140 Can you have hell without heaven? 584 00:27:33,140 --> 00:27:35,160 One does not exist without the other. 585 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:38,381 What about just doing good 586 00:27:38,381 --> 00:27:41,441 for the time that you're here 587 00:27:41,441 --> 00:27:45,860 and not really worrying about later? 588 00:27:45,940 --> 00:27:47,900 Do you believe there's no later? 589 00:27:48,460 --> 00:27:54,060 I believe, my wife died. 590 00:27:57,130 --> 00:28:01,591 My question is, in Judaism we 591 00:28:01,591 --> 00:28:05,470 don't have heaven or hell. 592 00:28:06,070 --> 00:28:08,750 We just have upstate New York. 593 00:28:09,010 --> 00:28:10,331 If I were to believe in 594 00:28:10,331 --> 00:28:13,230 heaven, could I grandfather her in? 595 00:28:13,930 --> 00:28:17,390 I think that's more of a Mormon thing. 596 00:28:17,390 --> 00:28:18,951 But I would have to get back 597 00:28:18,951 --> 00:28:20,451 to you on that. 598 00:28:21,350 --> 00:28:24,511 As humans, we have a special 599 00:28:24,511 --> 00:28:26,590 talent for self-deception. 600 00:28:26,750 --> 00:28:30,210 We think that our time is our own. 601 00:28:30,350 --> 00:28:32,491 But our time is to be used 602 00:28:32,491 --> 00:28:34,350 according to God's will. 603 00:28:35,790 --> 00:28:37,830 You're always welcome here. 604 00:28:40,270 --> 00:28:41,491 This is usually how it goes. 605 00:28:41,491 --> 00:28:42,931 We'll set your bat mitzvah 606 00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:44,251 for the next available slot, 607 00:28:44,251 --> 00:28:46,911 which I believe is next 608 00:28:46,911 --> 00:28:49,390 March, 13 months from now. 609 00:28:49,390 --> 00:28:50,531 That's how long the process 610 00:28:50,531 --> 00:28:52,631 takes to properly learn the 611 00:28:52,631 --> 00:28:55,230 Hebrew and the meaning behind it. 612 00:28:55,310 --> 00:28:56,970 What's gonna happen on the day? 613 00:28:56,970 --> 00:28:59,330 You'll chant your Torah portion. 614 00:28:59,550 --> 00:29:02,011 Then, you'll read from an 615 00:29:02,011 --> 00:29:03,511 essay which you will write 616 00:29:03,511 --> 00:29:06,231 about your Torah portion and 617 00:29:06,231 --> 00:29:07,411 what you think it means. 618 00:29:07,411 --> 00:29:11,190 And then you party, right? 619 00:29:11,190 --> 00:29:12,930 Wonderful. Then it's about mitzvah. 620 00:29:13,230 --> 00:29:15,570 Your Torah portion, you don't choose. 621 00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:18,430 It chooses you based on the date. 622 00:29:18,610 --> 00:29:20,791 And so for you, 13 months 623 00:29:20,791 --> 00:29:22,951 from now, it would make your 624 00:29:22,951 --> 00:29:27,350 Torah portion kedoshim. 625 00:29:27,710 --> 00:29:29,810 Which was my Torah portion, actually. 626 00:29:29,810 --> 00:29:31,651 Leviticus, which is like we 627 00:29:31,651 --> 00:29:33,370 have the same birthday almost. 628 00:29:34,380 --> 00:29:36,180 Any questions? 629 00:29:36,220 --> 00:29:37,261 Because I think that pretty 630 00:29:37,261 --> 00:29:37,981 much sums it up. 631 00:29:37,981 --> 00:29:39,321 You know what I got for my 632 00:29:39,321 --> 00:29:40,860 13th birthday? 633 00:29:43,350 --> 00:29:43,950 What? 634 00:29:43,950 --> 00:29:45,910 You don't know, right? 635 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,080 When I was in the 8th grade, 636 00:29:51,180 --> 00:29:53,721 I went to some bar mitzvah 637 00:29:53,721 --> 00:29:56,180 kids in my class. 638 00:29:56,340 --> 00:30:01,380 David, Double Bomb and Tim Rosenthal. 639 00:30:01,540 --> 00:30:03,741 I loved the sound of the 640 00:30:03,741 --> 00:30:08,340 words and the music, chanting. 641 00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:10,881 But I couldn't understand 642 00:30:10,881 --> 00:30:13,001 anything because I didn't 643 00:30:13,001 --> 00:30:14,501 learn it at all. 644 00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:17,480 I didn't learn it at all. 645 00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:24,560 My parents were communists, you know. 646 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,120 They were Jewish communists. 647 00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:27,741 That made me what's called a 648 00:30:27,741 --> 00:30:29,380 red diaper baby. 649 00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:31,380 And even if they would have, 650 00:30:31,380 --> 00:30:32,221 you know, my parents would 651 00:30:32,221 --> 00:30:33,560 have let me do it. 652 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,081 The temple sure as hell 653 00:30:35,081 --> 00:30:38,801 wouldn't let me do it. You understand? 654 00:30:38,801 --> 00:30:43,300 I couldn't get one. 655 00:30:44,340 --> 00:30:45,641 You know what I did get for 656 00:30:45,641 --> 00:30:47,141 my 13th birthday? 657 00:30:49,330 --> 00:30:51,430 I got my fucking period. 658 00:30:52,170 --> 00:30:54,350 Exactly on the date. 659 00:30:55,650 --> 00:30:58,890 The worst part of becoming a woman. 660 00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:03,080 Are you listening, Ben? 661 00:31:03,100 --> 00:31:03,760 Yes. 662 00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:04,520 You're listening? 663 00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:06,180 Yes, I'm listening. 664 00:31:06,860 --> 00:31:09,080 Please say it back to me. 665 00:31:09,220 --> 00:31:09,840 What? 666 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:11,441 You say it. Repeat it back 667 00:31:11,441 --> 00:31:12,520 to me what I said. 668 00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,761 Like the listening exercises 669 00:31:14,761 --> 00:31:16,341 we used to do in school so 670 00:31:16,341 --> 00:31:20,360 I know if you were listening to me. 671 00:31:22,830 --> 00:31:25,390 Say it. Say it back to me. 672 00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:28,581 What's going on? Say it back 673 00:31:28,581 --> 00:31:29,840 to me so I know. 674 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:30,740 When you were 13. 675 00:31:30,740 --> 00:31:32,400 When I was 13. 676 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,580 Right. When you were 13. 677 00:31:34,580 --> 00:31:37,961 When I was 13, do you know 678 00:31:37,961 --> 00:31:40,840 what I got for my birthday? 679 00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:46,161 I was in 8th grade, and I 680 00:31:46,161 --> 00:31:47,921 went to these kids' bar 681 00:31:47,921 --> 00:31:50,041 mitzvahs, and... 682 00:31:50,041 --> 00:31:51,541 What were their names? 683 00:31:53,010 --> 00:31:58,210 David Delbaum and Scott... It's okay. 684 00:31:58,210 --> 00:31:59,750 That's a very close. 685 00:32:00,530 --> 00:32:03,290 I used to love going to those things. 686 00:32:04,580 --> 00:32:09,581 I didn't understand the words, 687 00:32:09,581 --> 00:32:12,480 but I loved the music. 688 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:14,901 I loved the way it sounded. 689 00:32:14,901 --> 00:32:18,941 But yeah, I didn't know it 690 00:32:18,941 --> 00:32:20,620 because no one taught me. 691 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,241 I wasn't taught to work 692 00:32:24,241 --> 00:32:27,641 because my parents were 693 00:32:27,641 --> 00:32:29,980 Russian commies. 694 00:32:30,140 --> 00:32:32,100 Communists, you know, 695 00:32:32,100 --> 00:32:32,961 Jewish communists. 696 00:32:32,961 --> 00:32:36,801 From Russia, communists, which 697 00:32:36,801 --> 00:32:40,280 made me a red diaper baby. 698 00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:44,941 So even if I wanted to, no 699 00:32:44,941 --> 00:32:46,801 temple would have allowed me. 700 00:32:46,801 --> 00:32:49,300 This is the mid-60s. 701 00:32:49,420 --> 00:32:51,641 This is 40 years after the 702 00:32:51,641 --> 00:32:53,141 first bot mitzvah. 703 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:55,220 I couldn't even get one. 704 00:32:56,380 --> 00:32:57,880 But you know what I got? 705 00:32:58,020 --> 00:32:59,640 A fucking period. 706 00:32:59,740 --> 00:33:01,780 Yeah, on the day. 707 00:33:02,300 --> 00:33:05,700 The worst part of becoming a woman. 708 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,160 Thank you, Ben. You got it. 709 00:33:14,450 --> 00:33:16,330 You're a funny lady, you know that? 710 00:33:16,650 --> 00:33:18,311 I'm so funny, you don't laugh 711 00:33:18,311 --> 00:33:19,811 at my jokes. 712 00:33:22,290 --> 00:33:24,950 It's a different kind of funny. 713 00:33:24,950 --> 00:33:26,450 Oh, yeah? 714 00:33:32,850 --> 00:33:35,130 Here we go, Carla, my dear. 715 00:33:35,270 --> 00:33:36,190 What's there? 716 00:33:36,190 --> 00:33:38,050 Two Mildred schedules. 717 00:33:38,310 --> 00:33:38,910 This looks nice. 718 00:33:38,910 --> 00:33:39,470 Okay. 719 00:33:39,470 --> 00:33:41,110 You must be Mildred, right? 720 00:33:41,110 --> 00:33:43,130 I'm not Mildred, but the lights are on. 721 00:33:43,130 --> 00:33:43,870 Oh, my God. 722 00:33:43,870 --> 00:33:45,511 Keep in touch. Thank you. 723 00:33:45,511 --> 00:33:47,510 This looks great. 724 00:33:47,510 --> 00:33:48,651 It doesn't just look great. 725 00:33:48,651 --> 00:33:51,150 It's just made out of money. 726 00:33:56,850 --> 00:33:58,350 What? 727 00:33:59,390 --> 00:34:01,410 Mmm, that's really good. 728 00:34:01,910 --> 00:34:04,690 I wouldn't lie to you, would I? 729 00:34:04,850 --> 00:34:06,350 I don't know. 730 00:34:06,410 --> 00:34:07,990 I got you smiling. 731 00:34:08,850 --> 00:34:10,590 That's so good. 732 00:34:12,750 --> 00:34:16,570 How did your husband die? 733 00:34:17,050 --> 00:34:18,530 I don't remember that. 734 00:34:18,530 --> 00:34:20,030 No, I don't remember. 735 00:34:20,630 --> 00:34:22,130 Oh. 736 00:34:23,810 --> 00:34:26,191 He smoked two packs of 737 00:34:26,191 --> 00:34:28,610 cigarettes a day for 15 years. 738 00:34:28,610 --> 00:34:30,731 And then, died of lung 739 00:34:30,731 --> 00:34:31,930 cancer, you know. 740 00:34:31,930 --> 00:34:33,650 I remember that. 741 00:34:33,650 --> 00:34:36,730 It's not pretty. Not a good way to go. 742 00:34:37,970 --> 00:34:39,851 My wife was walking home 743 00:34:39,851 --> 00:34:41,611 drunk and she stood on the 744 00:34:41,611 --> 00:34:43,590 ice and hit her head on the sidewalk. 745 00:34:43,710 --> 00:34:46,650 Your brain, boy. 746 00:34:48,590 --> 00:34:50,850 I'm sorry to hear that, babe. 747 00:34:53,090 --> 00:34:54,470 Mmm, that burger. 748 00:34:54,470 --> 00:34:58,130 It really is so good. Very unique. 749 00:34:58,330 --> 00:34:59,690 I told you! 750 00:34:59,690 --> 00:35:01,171 Why does this meat taste so 751 00:35:01,171 --> 00:35:02,050 good in my mouth? 752 00:35:02,050 --> 00:35:03,010 I'm so happy you love it. 753 00:35:03,010 --> 00:35:04,730 What's going on with this meat? 754 00:35:04,730 --> 00:35:06,750 It's like gooey gooey business. 755 00:35:07,170 --> 00:35:08,970 We gotta do another one. 756 00:35:08,970 --> 00:35:10,630 You wanna know the secret? 757 00:35:10,830 --> 00:35:12,870 You're eating the cheeseburger, 758 00:35:12,870 --> 00:35:15,330 but the cheese is inside the burger. 759 00:35:15,450 --> 00:35:16,950 That's the genius. 760 00:35:17,130 --> 00:35:19,170 With the cheese inside, 761 00:35:19,170 --> 00:35:21,210 I don't know why it's so much better. 762 00:35:21,210 --> 00:35:23,011 What? Are you kidding me? 763 00:35:23,011 --> 00:35:24,150 What's the matter? 764 00:35:24,150 --> 00:35:25,650 There's cheese in this meat? 765 00:35:26,310 --> 00:35:28,350 Yes. So what? 766 00:35:28,350 --> 00:35:29,571 You can't eat meat and dairy 767 00:35:29,571 --> 00:35:30,210 at the same time? 768 00:35:30,210 --> 00:35:34,970 You can't be. I'm kosher. 769 00:35:34,970 --> 00:35:37,171 I cannot have dairy and meat 770 00:35:37,171 --> 00:35:38,170 at the same time. 771 00:35:38,170 --> 00:35:39,490 I know you didn't do it on purpose. 772 00:35:39,490 --> 00:35:40,410 Is everything alright? 773 00:35:40,410 --> 00:35:41,431 Is it cooked enough? 774 00:35:41,431 --> 00:35:42,671 it's cooked perfectly the 775 00:35:42,671 --> 00:35:43,871 problem is that i can't i 776 00:35:43,871 --> 00:35:46,051 can't eat meat and dairy at 777 00:35:46,051 --> 00:35:47,411 the same time it's not kosher 778 00:35:47,411 --> 00:35:49,851 okay like a carrot and cheese 779 00:35:49,851 --> 00:35:51,891 but not a beef and cheese 780 00:35:51,891 --> 00:35:53,711 you learn something new every day 781 00:35:53,711 --> 00:35:55,971 that's ridiculous those two 782 00:35:55,971 --> 00:35:57,611 things they go together so 783 00:35:57,611 --> 00:35:59,471 well it's not kosher you 784 00:35:59,471 --> 00:35:59,911 don't know that 785 00:35:59,911 --> 00:36:01,151 that's why jewish homes have 786 00:36:01,151 --> 00:36:02,611 two sinks in them one you 787 00:36:02,611 --> 00:36:05,071 know for meat one for for dairy one for 788 00:36:05,071 --> 00:36:06,511 the meat did you know about 789 00:36:06,511 --> 00:36:08,351 the two sinks i could use a 790 00:36:08,351 --> 00:36:11,191 second sink i'm sorry yeah not your 791 00:36:11,191 --> 00:36:12,451 I was in the service and we 792 00:36:12,451 --> 00:36:15,070 had a couple of fellows from the tribe. 793 00:36:15,070 --> 00:36:16,330 I'm a big fan of your people. 794 00:36:16,330 --> 00:36:18,090 Thanks, Mildred. I'm okay. 795 00:36:18,090 --> 00:36:19,090 Keep in touch. 796 00:36:19,090 --> 00:36:19,911 Thank you for your service. 797 00:36:19,911 --> 00:36:22,391 But really now, Susan, how do 798 00:36:22,391 --> 00:36:23,910 you feel, Phil? 799 00:36:23,910 --> 00:36:25,730 I felt great before I felt terrible. 800 00:36:25,730 --> 00:36:27,570 Well, I like the ways that can happen. 801 00:36:27,570 --> 00:36:28,971 You really respect someone 802 00:36:28,971 --> 00:36:30,010 by listening? 803 00:36:30,010 --> 00:36:31,691 I saw it. You liked the 804 00:36:31,691 --> 00:36:32,931 whole thing and you loved it. 805 00:36:32,931 --> 00:36:34,250 That's how you really feel. 806 00:36:34,250 --> 00:36:35,970 You feel great! 807 00:36:52,650 --> 00:36:53,550 Nice. 808 00:36:53,550 --> 00:36:54,471 First, thinking we can do 809 00:36:54,471 --> 00:36:55,270 like a bake-off. 810 00:36:55,270 --> 00:36:56,950 We can get the kids involved that way. 811 00:36:56,950 --> 00:36:58,551 Since this is a fundraiser 812 00:36:58,551 --> 00:37:00,190 for a Holocaust Torah, 813 00:37:00,190 --> 00:37:01,531 what would be nice is 814 00:37:01,531 --> 00:37:03,850 for the bake-off, 815 00:37:04,110 --> 00:37:06,090 we focus on the Holocaust. 816 00:37:06,090 --> 00:37:08,091 Won't that be kind of a dampener 817 00:37:08,091 --> 00:37:09,431 if we're gonna put that 818 00:37:09,431 --> 00:37:11,170 in the Mossad for the kids? 819 00:37:11,170 --> 00:37:12,150 I mean, it's a bake-off. 820 00:37:12,150 --> 00:37:13,730 Well, not the youngest kids, 821 00:37:13,730 --> 00:37:15,051 but by age 8. 822 00:37:15,051 --> 00:37:16,351 They're still at the age 823 00:37:16,351 --> 00:37:17,670 where they love to bake. 824 00:37:17,670 --> 00:37:19,131 It's a sweet spot. 825 00:37:19,131 --> 00:37:20,631 I'm not afraid of Holocaust 826 00:37:22,420 --> 00:37:26,580 and Beijing. 827 00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:27,480 Ben! 828 00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:28,880 Yes? 829 00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,100 I- I'm Leia. 830 00:37:30,100 --> 00:37:32,720 I'm here for our J-Day. Excuse me? 831 00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:34,361 Oh, um, your message said to 832 00:37:34,361 --> 00:37:35,861 meet you here. 833 00:37:38,260 --> 00:37:43,120 I didn't make a, uh, pro- Okay, yeah. 834 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:48,700 I could use a drink. 835 00:37:51,420 --> 00:37:53,161 So, yeah, I don't think I've 836 00:37:53,161 --> 00:37:55,780 experienced real anxiety, you know? 837 00:37:55,780 --> 00:37:57,280 Wow. 838 00:37:58,260 --> 00:37:59,740 Malahayam. 839 00:37:59,740 --> 00:38:01,240 Malahayam? 840 00:38:04,140 --> 00:38:04,920 Okay. 841 00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:07,780 So, can I make a confession? 842 00:38:08,100 --> 00:38:10,120 I hate to begin things with a lie. 843 00:38:10,500 --> 00:38:12,000 Oh, sure thing. 844 00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:14,081 I'm 845 00:38:14,081 --> 00:38:17,560 actually Protestant. 846 00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:19,120 100% Protestant. 847 00:38:21,860 --> 00:38:24,960 Jay date is for Jews. 848 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:27,001 That's why there's a No, no. 849 00:38:27,001 --> 00:38:29,540 I know that. I just, um... 850 00:38:30,300 --> 00:38:31,381 I guess you can say I hate 851 00:38:31,381 --> 00:38:33,400 the way foreskin feels. 852 00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:33,800 Hmm. 853 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:36,720 Okay. I've heard this one before. 854 00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:37,521 It's kind to you to have 855 00:38:37,521 --> 00:38:39,060 your support for our people. 856 00:38:39,060 --> 00:38:40,520 Yeah, thank you. 857 00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:42,160 Ah, so soft. 858 00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:49,620 I don't want to stop. We're worried. 859 00:38:49,620 --> 00:38:52,900 I see it right up here. I'm sorry. 860 00:38:53,660 --> 00:38:54,400 I'll leave it at nine. 861 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:54,801 Okay. 862 00:38:54,801 --> 00:38:57,440 Alright, or an eight, or a five. 863 00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:59,540 Just bring it back. Thank you. 864 00:38:59,540 --> 00:39:01,000 How we doing, man? 865 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,500 I'll get you. 866 00:39:02,620 --> 00:39:03,700 Found it right here. 867 00:39:03,700 --> 00:39:04,021 Huh? 868 00:39:04,021 --> 00:39:05,280 I was right. You got the nine? 869 00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:05,860 Nine? 870 00:39:05,860 --> 00:39:06,740 Yes, the nine. 871 00:39:06,740 --> 00:39:08,640 There we go. Yes, sir. 872 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,400 See, it was right here. Thank you. 873 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:11,201 Things have actually been 874 00:39:11,201 --> 00:39:12,441 going pretty well with my 875 00:39:12,441 --> 00:39:13,700 adult student, Carla. 876 00:39:13,700 --> 00:39:14,600 Oh, very nice. 877 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:14,941 Yes. 878 00:39:14,941 --> 00:39:16,360 That's what you want. Jews in the pews. 879 00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:17,860 Right. 880 00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,060 Who's Carla again? 881 00:39:19,060 --> 00:39:21,841 She's the woman who is 882 00:39:21,841 --> 00:39:23,501 retired, but she was a teacher. 883 00:39:23,501 --> 00:39:25,280 Actually, she was my teacher. 884 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:26,761 My daughter is coming into 885 00:39:26,761 --> 00:39:28,381 town very shortly. 886 00:39:28,381 --> 00:39:32,020 Gabby, when I told you about the mess, 887 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:34,760 maybe you and her would, you know, 888 00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,921 you might find some common experience 889 00:39:37,921 --> 00:39:40,820 ready for this. I'm watching. 890 00:39:49,780 --> 00:39:54,840 Ewo, Neha, Pata, Re, Acha, 891 00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,520 Kamuha, Ani, Adonai, 892 00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:00,460 Look at you. Quick study. 893 00:40:00,460 --> 00:40:02,140 Just like I said. 894 00:40:02,940 --> 00:40:05,180 That's remarkable. Great work. 895 00:40:05,180 --> 00:40:06,140 Very natural to you. 896 00:40:06,140 --> 00:40:06,561 Really? 897 00:40:06,561 --> 00:40:08,501 The vowels are the trickiest 898 00:40:08,501 --> 00:40:11,620 parts and they seem like you just know. 899 00:40:12,580 --> 00:40:14,121 Again, I want to nitpick. 900 00:40:14,121 --> 00:40:16,401 but for the you could short 901 00:40:16,401 --> 00:40:19,141 live not as long i don't 902 00:40:19,141 --> 00:40:21,081 know i don't know i don't 903 00:40:21,081 --> 00:40:21,741 know i don't know 904 00:40:21,741 --> 00:40:22,921 just throw it away though can 905 00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:24,061 you say that one time i 906 00:40:24,061 --> 00:40:25,600 don't know i don't know 907 00:40:25,700 --> 00:40:27,521 it sounds australian when i'm 908 00:40:27,521 --> 00:40:29,441 saying things i don't know 909 00:40:29,441 --> 00:40:30,501 it's only one of the most 910 00:40:30,501 --> 00:40:31,221 important things 911 00:40:31,221 --> 00:40:32,161 really saying but you threw 912 00:40:32,161 --> 00:40:33,241 it away because you've said 913 00:40:33,241 --> 00:40:36,001 it so much it's so natural 914 00:40:36,001 --> 00:40:38,220 because yeah Exactly. 915 00:40:38,220 --> 00:40:40,280 I'm gonna lie. That sound? 916 00:40:40,580 --> 00:40:41,441 It's almost like I wouldn't... 917 00:40:41,441 --> 00:40:42,421 No, it is not. 918 00:40:42,421 --> 00:40:43,921 Don't overdo it. 919 00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:45,241 I'daheecha bi ravecha... 920 00:40:45,241 --> 00:40:46,201 You're eating this popcorn 921 00:40:46,201 --> 00:40:48,540 stuck in your throat? Ha ha! 922 00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:50,220 Yes. 923 00:40:50,220 --> 00:40:50,621 Yes? 924 00:40:50,621 --> 00:40:52,100 How do you get it out? 925 00:40:52,100 --> 00:40:53,860 Let me hear you get it out. Ha ha! 926 00:40:53,860 --> 00:40:54,340 Yeah. 927 00:40:54,340 --> 00:40:54,820 Uh! 928 00:40:54,820 --> 00:40:55,360 Ah! 929 00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:56,240 Great. 930 00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:57,740 Ho he ah. 931 00:40:57,740 --> 00:40:58,141 To... 932 00:40:58,141 --> 00:40:59,620 To he ah. More popcorn. 933 00:40:59,620 --> 00:41:00,680 Ha ha ha. 934 00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:03,180 Yeah. Put some butter on the popcorn. 935 00:41:03,180 --> 00:41:03,640 Ha ha! 936 00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:03,980 Yeah. 937 00:41:03,980 --> 00:41:05,280 Ha ha! Butter flavor. 938 00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:06,320 Do I look fat? 939 00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:09,060 You look fat. Are you kidding me? 940 00:41:09,060 --> 00:41:10,141 Did I gain weight since you 941 00:41:10,141 --> 00:41:11,641 were little? 942 00:41:15,050 --> 00:41:16,130 No. 943 00:41:16,130 --> 00:41:16,710 Really? 944 00:41:16,710 --> 00:41:18,090 Yeah. 945 00:41:18,090 --> 00:41:20,710 Why not learn the music of it? 946 00:41:20,710 --> 00:41:22,551 Because I don't understand the 947 00:41:22,551 --> 00:41:23,310 rhythm of it. 948 00:41:23,310 --> 00:41:24,451 I'll get the meaning, I'll 949 00:41:24,451 --> 00:41:26,430 get the music, I'll put it together. 950 00:41:26,510 --> 00:41:27,450 Absolutely. 951 00:41:27,450 --> 00:41:29,230 So, your turn this time. 952 00:41:29,230 --> 00:41:30,650 Your turn to be the teacher. 953 00:41:30,650 --> 00:41:31,830 I'm just gonna learn. 954 00:41:31,830 --> 00:41:33,430 Please sing it for me. 955 00:41:34,770 --> 00:41:35,390 Now? 956 00:41:35,390 --> 00:41:38,370 Me? What's the matter? 957 00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:40,931 No no no, it was a little 958 00:41:40,931 --> 00:41:42,630 deeper than that. 959 00:41:42,630 --> 00:41:43,091 I think it… 960 00:41:43,091 --> 00:41:44,851 Could you just like run to 961 00:41:44,851 --> 00:41:46,811 it once quick so I've got it 962 00:41:46,811 --> 00:41:47,630 in my mind? 963 00:41:47,630 --> 00:41:48,631 Because I don't… 964 00:41:48,631 --> 00:41:52,010 I mean I've seen it but I don't… Okay. 965 00:41:59,020 --> 00:42:00,520 I can't sing. 966 00:42:02,750 --> 00:42:04,231 You can't sing, I heard you sing. 967 00:42:04,231 --> 00:42:06,811 I know I can't sing, but I can't sing. 968 00:42:06,811 --> 00:42:07,690 What do you mean? 969 00:42:07,690 --> 00:42:09,190 I don't want to. 970 00:42:09,230 --> 00:42:09,790 Can't. 971 00:42:09,790 --> 00:42:10,790 Why not? 972 00:42:10,790 --> 00:42:11,971 I'm not going to. Oh, okay. 973 00:42:11,971 --> 00:42:14,051 I had you sayin' like a 974 00:42:14,051 --> 00:42:15,850 turtle dove for years. 975 00:42:16,030 --> 00:42:17,150 Here's what we're gonna do. 976 00:42:17,150 --> 00:42:18,570 You're gonna lie down on that table. 977 00:42:18,570 --> 00:42:20,130 Let's keep you down in your chair. 978 00:42:20,130 --> 00:42:21,071 We're gonna do a little belly 979 00:42:21,071 --> 00:42:22,450 breathing, okay? 980 00:42:22,450 --> 00:42:24,190 We'll get some air in there, 981 00:42:24,190 --> 00:42:26,450 and that voice is just gonna come out, 982 00:42:26,450 --> 00:42:27,351 catch your breath. 983 00:42:27,351 --> 00:42:28,510 It's nap time. 984 00:42:28,510 --> 00:42:30,210 Let's get on the table. 985 00:42:30,210 --> 00:42:31,090 Oh, big deal. 986 00:42:31,090 --> 00:42:32,970 You lied bad, closed your eyes. 987 00:42:32,970 --> 00:42:34,371 But don't, you know, get your 988 00:42:34,371 --> 00:42:35,071 tissue over, 989 00:42:35,071 --> 00:42:36,630 so you don't fall off. 990 00:42:36,630 --> 00:42:37,830 Mike, can you grab my yam? 991 00:42:37,830 --> 00:42:38,930 I'm gonna hold your head, 992 00:42:38,930 --> 00:42:39,510 so don't worry. 993 00:42:39,510 --> 00:42:40,810 Be like a bobble doll. 994 00:42:40,810 --> 00:42:42,250 You hold that. 995 00:42:42,250 --> 00:42:43,750 Relax. 996 00:42:44,250 --> 00:42:45,010 Ready? 997 00:42:45,010 --> 00:42:47,130 Close your eyes. How's that belt? 998 00:42:47,130 --> 00:42:48,930 Is that belt loose enough? 999 00:42:49,630 --> 00:42:51,350 Close your eyes. 1000 00:42:51,710 --> 00:42:53,230 Remember what this was called? 1001 00:42:53,230 --> 00:42:54,670 Belly breathing. 1002 00:42:54,670 --> 00:42:55,511 And every time I said 1003 00:42:55,511 --> 00:42:57,731 belly breathing, the whole class 1004 00:42:57,731 --> 00:42:59,191 would just crack up like I 1005 00:42:59,191 --> 00:43:00,691 said something dirty. 1006 00:43:02,210 --> 00:43:04,210 How do you remember that? 1007 00:43:04,210 --> 00:43:05,751 The belly breathing, it's not 1008 00:43:05,751 --> 00:43:08,330 in the chest, right? It's in the belt. 1009 00:43:08,350 --> 00:43:09,831 I understand. 1010 00:43:09,831 --> 00:43:11,710 I'm gonna show you mine first. 1011 00:43:11,850 --> 00:43:12,790 Feel my belly there? 1012 00:43:12,790 --> 00:43:14,490 Okay, now watch this. 1013 00:43:16,870 --> 00:43:18,370 See how it goes out? 1014 00:43:18,690 --> 00:43:20,190 Stick it out. 1015 00:43:20,570 --> 00:43:22,510 Come on, you can do better than that. 1016 00:43:23,330 --> 00:43:24,390 That's right, now. 1017 00:43:24,390 --> 00:43:26,030 That's laughing is good, you know. 1018 00:43:26,030 --> 00:43:28,050 Because that's relaxed, okay? 1019 00:43:29,190 --> 00:43:30,910 No, no, no, no, no. 1020 00:43:30,910 --> 00:43:33,210 Come on, you can do better. Hear that? 1021 00:43:37,250 --> 00:43:38,750 Hear that voice? 1022 00:43:39,030 --> 00:43:40,651 Come on, you got a big voice in there. 1023 00:43:40,651 --> 00:43:42,151 I don't know. 1024 00:43:42,770 --> 00:43:44,270 Oh! 1025 00:43:45,210 --> 00:43:48,330 I knocked over by the wind! 1026 00:43:48,330 --> 00:43:49,590 I knocked over! 1027 00:43:49,590 --> 00:43:50,470 You got that. 1028 00:43:50,470 --> 00:43:51,470 That's the voice. 1029 00:43:51,470 --> 00:43:53,150 That's the voice. 1030 00:43:53,210 --> 00:43:54,710 Really. 1031 00:43:55,430 --> 00:43:57,290 Do you have a VCR? 1032 00:43:57,530 --> 00:44:00,270 Come on, shoot us a little VCR. 1033 00:44:05,940 --> 00:44:07,660 Is it you, Benny? 1034 00:44:07,660 --> 00:44:08,720 No, I'm not. 1035 00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:09,760 Come on, let's go. 1036 00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:11,621 Are you ready? Thank you. 1037 00:44:11,621 --> 00:44:13,341 I think there's no one 1038 00:44:13,341 --> 00:44:15,220 perfect for it, right? 1039 00:44:15,220 --> 00:44:16,401 I think there's no one 1040 00:44:16,401 --> 00:44:19,741 perfect for it, right? 1041 00:44:19,741 --> 00:44:20,001 I think there's no one 1042 00:44:20,001 --> 00:44:21,740 perfect for it, right? 1043 00:44:26,330 --> 00:44:27,480 Hello! 1044 00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:29,460 I'm listening to your going line. 1045 00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:31,520 Yeah, well I don't know much, 1046 00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:34,000 but still, you can see. 1047 00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:37,340 This is my castle. This piano? 1048 00:44:37,340 --> 00:44:37,820 Yeah. 1049 00:44:37,820 --> 00:44:39,520 I was on the street. 1050 00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:40,501 What do you think? 1051 00:44:40,501 --> 00:44:41,480 Nice. 1052 00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:42,320 Hi. 1053 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:43,140 Oh, here's Alice. 1054 00:44:43,140 --> 00:44:44,160 Hi. 1055 00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:45,521 Nice to meet you. 1056 00:44:45,521 --> 00:44:46,560 I told you about me. 1057 00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:47,360 Yes, you did. 1058 00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,141 My dear friend Alice works in 1059 00:44:49,141 --> 00:44:50,720 the garden sometimes. 1060 00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:51,561 I'm making a brew. 1061 00:44:51,561 --> 00:44:52,520 Do you guys want a cup? 1062 00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:53,981 Coffee would be great. 1063 00:44:53,981 --> 00:44:54,101 Coffee would be great. 1064 00:44:54,101 --> 00:44:55,100 I would like it. 1065 00:44:55,100 --> 00:44:55,840 No, it's tea. 1066 00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:56,500 Is that okay? 1067 00:44:56,500 --> 00:44:58,640 Because it'll be good for both of us. 1068 00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:00,361 I don't want coffee. 1069 00:45:00,361 --> 00:45:01,121 If you already made it, I 1070 00:45:01,121 --> 00:45:02,480 don't want coffee. 1071 00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:04,140 I don't want coffee. 1072 00:45:04,140 --> 00:45:05,541 No, I'm not being put out. 1073 00:45:05,541 --> 00:45:06,541 Thank you so much, Alice. 1074 00:45:06,541 --> 00:45:07,700 Isn't she amazing? 1075 00:45:07,700 --> 00:45:08,481 Is she my friend? 1076 00:45:08,481 --> 00:45:10,540 I love biographies. 1077 00:45:10,540 --> 00:45:11,760 Tons of biographies. 1078 00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:12,840 I love biographies. 1079 00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:13,961 Because I feel like each one 1080 00:45:13,961 --> 00:45:17,220 is like a little lifeless. You know? 1081 00:45:17,220 --> 00:45:18,361 They sort of all end the 1082 00:45:18,361 --> 00:45:19,560 same way though, don't you think? 1083 00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:21,440 Excuse me, guys. Here we are. 1084 00:45:21,660 --> 00:45:21,880 Wow. 1085 00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:23,980 Thank you very much. I appreciate it. 1086 00:45:23,980 --> 00:45:25,500 Enjoy. Thank you. 1087 00:45:25,500 --> 00:45:27,000 Cheers. 1088 00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:30,580 Oh, every time it's perfect. 1089 00:45:30,580 --> 00:45:34,281 That is really tea. Is this... 1090 00:45:34,281 --> 00:45:35,640 That's Matt. 1091 00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:37,541 That's my boy. Really small. 1092 00:45:37,541 --> 00:45:40,660 He's got his dad's scientific brain. 1093 00:45:40,660 --> 00:45:42,581 He's done a lot of fights in 1094 00:45:42,581 --> 00:45:43,421 school or something. 1095 00:45:43,421 --> 00:45:44,960 What's he up to now? 1096 00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,340 He's a shrink. 1097 00:45:47,500 --> 00:45:48,120 Perfect. 1098 00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:48,861 Big brain. 1099 00:45:48,861 --> 00:45:49,400 Sugar. 1100 00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:51,220 I really don't want to watch this. 1101 00:45:52,580 --> 00:45:54,180 Oh, sorry. 1102 00:45:54,620 --> 00:45:56,080 Right. 1103 00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:58,320 If you want, you can just borrow it. 1104 00:45:58,320 --> 00:45:59,820 Delicious tea. 1105 00:46:06,790 --> 00:46:09,970 Oh my God. Oh, stup. 1106 00:46:13,580 --> 00:46:15,080 Oh, Benny. 1107 00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:17,740 You don't have to grin like that. 1108 00:46:17,740 --> 00:46:19,240 No, you don't. 1109 00:46:26,180 --> 00:46:27,880 This part's wonderful. 1110 00:46:42,530 --> 00:46:45,011 God, you're gonna be so much 1111 00:46:45,011 --> 00:46:45,591 better than that. 1112 00:46:45,591 --> 00:46:47,610 Really? Thank you, Benny. 1113 00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:58,481 It's not easy, but you did 1114 00:46:58,481 --> 00:47:01,780 it, so I can do the part. Remember me. 1115 00:47:10,980 --> 00:47:12,760 You said? Remember me. 1116 00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:14,260 I remember you. 1117 00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:21,141 What? You think I fell off 1118 00:47:21,141 --> 00:47:22,641 the mountain? 1119 00:47:24,630 --> 00:47:25,770 Let's go. 1120 00:47:25,770 --> 00:47:29,230 What is it? Whoa, Mama. 1121 00:47:29,730 --> 00:47:31,230 What do you do here? 1122 00:47:31,450 --> 00:47:32,231 I sure do a lot of things. 1123 00:47:32,231 --> 00:47:33,991 I'm sure you enjoyed feeling 1124 00:47:33,991 --> 00:47:35,970 your belly. 1125 00:47:36,170 --> 00:47:38,790 Don't be bad. It's okay. 1126 00:47:38,790 --> 00:47:41,010 I could do a backflip into your heart. 1127 00:47:41,010 --> 00:47:41,710 What? 1128 00:47:41,710 --> 00:47:44,210 Look at you. Were you nervous? 1129 00:47:44,770 --> 00:47:45,950 What? 1130 00:47:45,950 --> 00:47:48,051 The truth is, you went on to 1131 00:47:48,051 --> 00:47:49,550 do some good. 1132 00:47:49,550 --> 00:47:51,130 Look at him smiling. 1133 00:47:51,130 --> 00:47:52,410 He's over there, right? 1134 00:47:52,410 --> 00:47:55,210 Look at him. Little Benny. 1135 00:47:55,510 --> 00:47:56,770 Handsome little tyke. 1136 00:47:56,770 --> 00:47:57,250 Yeah. 1137 00:47:57,250 --> 00:47:58,450 How are you? 1138 00:47:58,450 --> 00:47:59,151 I'm doing good. 1139 00:47:59,151 --> 00:47:59,690 How are you? 1140 00:47:59,690 --> 00:48:01,231 Good. Long time no see. 1141 00:48:01,231 --> 00:48:02,790 Long time no see, is right? 1142 00:48:02,790 --> 00:48:04,730 Look who came to visit us! 1143 00:48:04,730 --> 00:48:05,890 Fucking piece of shit. 1144 00:48:05,890 --> 00:48:07,910 Aw, don't talk to him like that. 1145 00:48:08,150 --> 00:48:09,251 Oh, now he's making fun of 1146 00:48:09,251 --> 00:48:10,390 me, aren't you? 1147 00:48:10,390 --> 00:48:11,010 Okay. 1148 00:48:11,010 --> 00:48:13,150 Take my kippa? Don't look at that. 1149 00:48:13,510 --> 00:48:15,670 Take my kippa? Eat kippa! 1150 00:48:15,670 --> 00:48:16,970 This is it. 1151 00:48:16,970 --> 00:48:18,491 Come on, though. Let's see if 1152 00:48:18,491 --> 00:48:19,991 you're still good. 1153 00:48:20,090 --> 00:48:21,230 Put up a chair in there. 1154 00:48:21,230 --> 00:48:22,730 Put up a chair! 1155 00:48:25,910 --> 00:48:26,670 Mally? 1156 00:48:26,670 --> 00:48:27,470 Hey! 1157 00:48:27,470 --> 00:48:27,611 Huh? 1158 00:48:27,611 --> 00:48:27,910 Uh-oh. 1159 00:48:27,910 --> 00:48:28,890 What are you doing? 1160 00:48:28,890 --> 00:48:29,970 What? 1161 00:48:29,970 --> 00:48:30,611 Get over here! 1162 00:48:30,611 --> 00:48:32,111 Little Benny's my keeper! 1163 00:48:32,470 --> 00:48:34,711 Go, go, go, go! 1164 00:48:34,711 --> 00:48:36,970 Get the fuck out of here, I got yours! 1165 00:48:40,450 --> 00:48:42,770 Fuck off! Fuck off! 1166 00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:50,980 Fuck off! 1167 00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:53,140 Siro 1168 00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:54,481 Siro 1169 00:48:54,481 --> 00:48:56,621 Venme si 1170 00:48:56,621 --> 00:48:58,121 Venme si 1171 00:49:08,050 --> 00:49:08,971 Zao 1172 00:49:08,971 --> 00:49:09,971 Zao 1173 00:49:09,971 --> 00:49:11,591 Ato 1174 00:49:11,591 --> 00:49:13,091 Ato 1175 00:49:22,420 --> 00:49:24,741 I'm sorry, I think Alice made 1176 00:49:24,741 --> 00:49:27,040 us the wrong kind of tea. 1177 00:49:27,220 --> 00:49:28,720 Oh, thank you. 1178 00:49:29,460 --> 00:49:31,200 Look what I got you. 1179 00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:32,320 I got you. 1180 00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:34,800 These are my sons pajamas. 1181 00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:36,500 What do you think? 1182 00:49:36,500 --> 00:49:37,680 Nice? 1183 00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:40,140 I think they're gonna look good. 1184 00:49:41,780 --> 00:49:42,540 Perfecto. 1185 00:49:42,540 --> 00:49:43,900 Okay, I love them. 1186 00:49:43,900 --> 00:49:46,360 Now, how about you just sit down again. 1187 00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:48,660 I'll put these over for you. 1188 00:49:48,660 --> 00:49:50,260 Comfy, cozy. 1189 00:49:50,260 --> 00:49:51,420 Comfy, cozy. 1190 00:49:51,420 --> 00:49:52,860 Kung hindi ka mag-a-sleep. 1191 00:49:52,860 --> 00:49:55,380 Yeah, but I don't sleep so well. 1192 00:49:55,940 --> 00:49:56,500 Anyway. 1193 00:49:56,500 --> 00:49:59,460 I'm not a good sleeper either. 1194 00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:01,100 Okay. 1195 00:50:01,100 --> 00:50:02,200 Okay. 1196 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:04,321 If you need me, I'll be 1197 00:50:04,321 --> 00:50:05,620 right downstairs. 1198 00:50:05,620 --> 00:50:06,200 Okay? 1199 00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:08,181 If you need anything, I'll be 1200 00:50:08,181 --> 00:50:09,600 right downstairs. 1201 00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:11,100 Bye-bye. 1202 00:50:16,140 --> 00:50:17,640 Oh. 1203 00:50:18,140 --> 00:50:18,740 Bye. 1204 00:50:18,740 --> 00:50:20,240 Bye. 1205 00:50:57,390 --> 00:50:59,571 Maybe we could do our lessons 1206 00:50:59,571 --> 00:51:01,790 here from now on. 1207 00:51:02,090 --> 00:51:02,890 Would you be open to that? 1208 00:51:02,890 --> 00:51:03,570 Seriously? 1209 00:51:03,570 --> 00:51:04,390 Yeah. 1210 00:51:04,390 --> 00:51:07,010 I mean, for me, it's so convenient. 1211 00:51:07,150 --> 00:51:07,671 It's just great. 1212 00:51:07,671 --> 00:51:08,630 I think it's beautiful. 1213 00:51:08,630 --> 00:51:09,450 You can see everything. 1214 00:51:09,450 --> 00:51:11,131 It's a great environment. It's just... 1215 00:51:11,131 --> 00:51:13,530 I love it. It's unorthodox. 1216 00:51:13,910 --> 00:51:14,511 Ha, ha, ha. 1217 00:51:14,511 --> 00:51:17,131 You know, I've had lots of that tea 1218 00:51:17,131 --> 00:51:19,350 and I've never slept that well before. 1219 00:51:20,750 --> 00:51:22,250 Just kidding. 1220 00:51:22,270 --> 00:51:23,130 Coffee. 1221 00:51:23,130 --> 00:51:24,630 I promise. 1222 00:51:49,970 --> 00:51:53,231 Thank you so much for joining us, guys. 1223 00:51:53,231 --> 00:51:54,591 And then my friend couldn't 1224 00:51:54,591 --> 00:51:56,271 go to the circumcision 1225 00:51:56,271 --> 00:51:58,871 so her friend stops talking to her 1226 00:51:58,871 --> 00:52:01,571 and she expects my friend to 1227 00:52:01,571 --> 00:52:02,830 collect money for me. 1228 00:52:02,830 --> 00:52:03,530 How's it been? 1229 00:52:03,530 --> 00:52:04,890 I've been great. 1230 00:52:04,890 --> 00:52:05,771 You know, we're always happy 1231 00:52:05,771 --> 00:52:07,250 to get money for a big prize. 1232 00:52:07,250 --> 00:52:08,150 Yeah. Thank you. 1233 00:52:08,150 --> 00:52:09,391 Enjoy. You better probably start 1234 00:52:09,391 --> 00:52:10,010 the bidding. 1235 00:52:10,010 --> 00:52:12,010 Doesn't that guy look like Jon Snow? 1236 00:52:13,490 --> 00:52:14,990 Ooh. 1237 00:52:15,430 --> 00:52:17,370 Yeah. Kid marrying them. 1238 00:52:17,370 --> 00:52:18,611 My dad probably told you 1239 00:52:18,611 --> 00:52:20,150 you're supposed to get married. 1240 00:52:20,150 --> 00:52:21,610 Yes, I heard about that. 1241 00:52:21,610 --> 00:52:22,491 I am so sorry. 1242 00:52:22,491 --> 00:52:25,091 he's an asshole yeah you know 1243 00:52:25,091 --> 00:52:27,391 benjamin's a canter yeah yeah 1244 00:52:27,391 --> 00:52:29,531 do you want to meet him i'll introduce 1245 00:52:29,531 --> 00:52:30,911 you to him he's a really 1246 00:52:30,911 --> 00:52:33,671 good boy oh i'm sure he had 1247 00:52:33,671 --> 00:52:35,331 anything to eat you should 1248 00:52:35,331 --> 00:52:36,691 try the cheese it's 1249 00:52:36,691 --> 00:52:38,031 it's really good let me get 1250 00:52:38,031 --> 00:52:43,751 you a cracker here you go 1251 00:52:43,751 --> 00:52:47,631 yeah let me hold that for you 1252 00:52:47,631 --> 00:52:49,051 yeah i know how it can be 1253 00:52:49,051 --> 00:52:50,011 you know we tend to forget 1254 00:52:50,011 --> 00:52:52,211 to eat and that's normal it's 1255 00:52:52,211 --> 00:52:53,630 okay Okay. 1256 00:52:53,630 --> 00:52:55,490 I'm going to introduce you to Benjamin. 1257 00:52:55,490 --> 00:52:56,930 Benjamin. 1258 00:52:56,930 --> 00:52:57,850 Yes. 1259 00:52:57,850 --> 00:52:58,810 Come over here. 1260 00:52:58,810 --> 00:53:00,310 Yes. 1261 00:53:00,490 --> 00:53:02,630 Where'd she go? Oh, here. 1262 00:53:02,870 --> 00:53:05,651 This is Gabby. Gabby Benjamin. 1263 00:53:05,651 --> 00:53:06,190 Gabby. 1264 00:53:06,190 --> 00:53:06,850 Hi. 1265 00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:08,350 Nice to meet you. 1266 00:53:09,230 --> 00:53:10,091 Rabbi Bruce's daughter. 1267 00:53:10,091 --> 00:53:10,810 That's what I thought. 1268 00:53:10,810 --> 00:53:11,330 Okay. 1269 00:53:11,330 --> 00:53:12,610 You're the middle one on the tie. 1270 00:53:12,610 --> 00:53:13,751 He's a tie. That's me. 1271 00:53:13,751 --> 00:53:14,951 Did you know that she used 1272 00:53:14,951 --> 00:53:16,370 to live in New York? 1273 00:53:16,370 --> 00:53:17,910 Right. This is New York. 1274 00:53:18,110 --> 00:53:19,410 New York, New York. 1275 00:53:19,410 --> 00:53:19,870 Yeah. 1276 00:53:19,870 --> 00:53:20,111 Okay. 1277 00:53:20,111 --> 00:53:22,870 Gabby is an accomplished actress. 1278 00:53:22,870 --> 00:53:23,190 Really? 1279 00:53:23,190 --> 00:53:24,690 Yeah. 1280 00:53:25,210 --> 00:53:27,131 Like, you know, like a little place. 1281 00:53:27,131 --> 00:53:28,550 Right. 1282 00:53:28,550 --> 00:53:30,031 Auditioning for Jewish parts 1283 00:53:30,031 --> 00:53:32,850 that went to six actors, so. 1284 00:53:33,010 --> 00:53:34,871 Well, you're a very believable 1285 00:53:34,871 --> 00:53:36,750 Jew, as far as I'm concerned. 1286 00:53:36,750 --> 00:53:38,690 Oh, have you seen her do impressions? 1287 00:53:38,690 --> 00:53:39,810 No, we just met. 1288 00:53:39,810 --> 00:53:40,631 You have to do your 1289 00:53:40,631 --> 00:53:41,411 impression the one you told 1290 00:53:41,411 --> 00:53:42,490 me about earlier. 1291 00:53:42,490 --> 00:53:43,990 Go. 1292 00:53:49,710 --> 00:53:52,891 My, she's your Fah. 1293 00:53:52,891 --> 00:53:53,630 Fah. 1294 00:53:53,630 --> 00:53:55,630 Fah. Oh, no, that one. 1295 00:53:55,830 --> 00:53:57,430 Um, okay, let me try again. 1296 00:53:57,430 --> 00:53:58,950 Um, it's okay. 1297 00:53:59,890 --> 00:54:02,130 Um, my, she's yarr. 1298 00:54:02,410 --> 00:54:04,350 Everything about should be. 1299 00:54:05,590 --> 00:54:07,210 That is so good. 1300 00:54:07,210 --> 00:54:09,590 She's so good. She's so good, right? 1301 00:54:09,590 --> 00:54:10,750 Really good, yes. 1302 00:54:10,750 --> 00:54:11,691 You gonna tell me who it is 1303 00:54:11,691 --> 00:54:12,951 or I have to... 1304 00:54:12,951 --> 00:54:14,290 Oh, this is so embarrassing. 1305 00:54:14,290 --> 00:54:15,530 It's okay, you're doing great. 1306 00:54:15,530 --> 00:54:18,870 You're doing really great. Great, yes. 1307 00:54:19,490 --> 00:54:21,071 It's Katharine Hepburn from 1308 00:54:21,071 --> 00:54:22,330 Philadelphia Story. 1309 00:54:22,330 --> 00:54:23,111 I knew that. 1310 00:54:23,111 --> 00:54:23,870 I knew that. 1311 00:54:23,870 --> 00:54:24,591 Well, anyway, you guys get 1312 00:54:24,591 --> 00:54:25,571 back to the talk. If it was 1313 00:54:25,571 --> 00:54:27,071 nice to meet you, excuse me. 1314 00:54:27,470 --> 00:54:28,810 Really nice to meet you. 1315 00:54:28,810 --> 00:54:30,470 You're gonna be around? 1316 00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:36,720 Katharine Hepburn. 1317 00:54:36,720 --> 00:54:38,220 Yeah, yeah. 1318 00:54:47,380 --> 00:54:50,721 7.35, I make a perfect number 1319 00:54:50,721 --> 00:54:55,640 2, like Mt. St. Helens erupting. 1320 00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:56,621 First guy says, so what are 1321 00:54:56,621 --> 00:54:58,120 you complaining about? 1322 00:54:58,120 --> 00:54:59,761 Third guy says, I don't get 1323 00:54:59,761 --> 00:55:01,400 out of bed till 9. 1324 00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:04,100 Ohhhhhhhhh! 1325 00:55:08,260 --> 00:55:09,281 I think that's the perfect 1326 00:55:09,281 --> 00:55:11,021 segue into bidding for the 1327 00:55:11,021 --> 00:55:12,521 Holocaust tour. 1328 00:55:12,900 --> 00:55:15,140 That was more gross than dirty. 1329 00:55:15,140 --> 00:55:16,380 Alright! 1330 00:55:16,380 --> 00:55:18,261 You're all ready now to 1331 00:55:18,261 --> 00:55:19,541 welcome our wonderful 1332 00:55:19,541 --> 00:55:22,400 congregant, Judith Gottlieb. 1333 00:55:27,850 --> 00:55:30,191 Thank you. Thank you. 1334 00:55:30,191 --> 00:55:31,691 Goodbye, Bruce. 1335 00:55:33,710 --> 00:55:36,290 They always make these things too. 1336 00:55:36,290 --> 00:55:38,450 Thank you. 1337 00:55:38,450 --> 00:55:40,030 May I just do this? 1338 00:55:40,030 --> 00:55:41,530 Hi! 1339 00:55:41,930 --> 00:55:43,890 Hi! Thank you so much. 1340 00:55:43,890 --> 00:55:45,091 I'd just like to formally 1341 00:55:45,091 --> 00:55:46,330 welcome everyone 1342 00:55:46,330 --> 00:55:48,350 to the Holocaust 1343 00:55:48,490 --> 00:55:52,130 Torah Scroll Restoration fundraiser! 1344 00:55:56,430 --> 00:56:00,430 Really funny joke, Rabbi Bruce. 1345 00:56:01,410 --> 00:56:03,971 And yes, I am Judith Gottlieb 1346 00:56:03,971 --> 00:56:06,251 from the Temple Sinai Board 1347 00:56:06,251 --> 00:56:07,751 of Directors. 1348 00:56:09,850 --> 00:56:12,750 And I was born in Manila. 1349 00:56:16,250 --> 00:56:18,551 I am just so happy to be 1350 00:56:18,551 --> 00:56:21,051 living here in Sedgwick, New 1351 00:56:21,051 --> 00:56:23,350 York with all of you. 1352 00:56:26,070 --> 00:56:30,210 And with the love of my life. 1353 00:56:33,790 --> 00:56:39,450 But my heart lives in Jerusalem. 1354 00:56:41,610 --> 00:56:43,110 Thank you. 1355 00:56:43,290 --> 00:56:45,110 Let's start the bidding! 1356 00:56:52,850 --> 00:56:54,731 It sounds great. This is your... 1357 00:56:54,731 --> 00:56:55,470 Okay. 1358 00:56:55,470 --> 00:56:57,150 You're kind of up here, right? 1359 00:57:07,550 --> 00:57:08,970 Same. 1360 00:57:08,970 --> 00:57:10,830 That's... Is that your thing? 1361 00:57:10,970 --> 00:57:12,470 Okay. 1362 00:57:12,510 --> 00:57:17,610 And now... It's a... 1363 00:57:17,610 --> 00:57:19,130 It's the same note. 1364 00:57:19,590 --> 00:57:21,110 I see what you're saying. 1365 00:57:22,850 --> 00:57:27,090 I'm telling you a little secret. 1366 00:57:27,690 --> 00:57:28,731 You know that I actually 1367 00:57:28,731 --> 00:57:30,530 recorded an album. 1368 00:57:31,850 --> 00:57:32,810 Really? 1369 00:57:32,810 --> 00:57:33,810 For real. 1370 00:57:33,810 --> 00:57:34,991 When I was young, I mean I 1371 00:57:34,991 --> 00:57:36,830 was very young. 1372 00:57:37,110 --> 00:57:40,670 I recorded a professional album. 1373 00:57:41,870 --> 00:57:43,150 And? 1374 00:57:43,150 --> 00:57:46,611 And, it did not go over as 1375 00:57:46,611 --> 00:57:48,630 well as I had hoped. 1376 00:57:48,630 --> 00:57:50,110 Wow. 1377 00:57:50,110 --> 00:57:50,931 1972. 1378 00:57:50,931 --> 00:57:53,591 It was a limited edition of 1379 00:57:53,591 --> 00:57:57,430 $1,000 and I have $900. Come on. 1380 00:57:57,430 --> 00:57:58,471 Yes. You'll live. 1381 00:57:58,471 --> 00:57:59,351 I never made another one 1382 00:57:59,351 --> 00:58:01,150 because, you know, I had a family. 1383 00:58:01,150 --> 00:58:01,970 I don't know. 1384 00:58:01,970 --> 00:58:04,050 And can you tell that's me? 1385 00:58:04,050 --> 00:58:05,670 Yes, I can tell that's you. 1386 00:58:05,670 --> 00:58:07,431 She was so pretty, but I 1387 00:58:07,431 --> 00:58:08,931 didn't know it. 1388 00:58:09,010 --> 00:58:10,610 When you say she, you mean you? 1389 00:58:10,610 --> 00:58:11,690 Yeah. 1390 00:58:11,690 --> 00:58:12,631 You wanna hear it? 1391 00:58:12,631 --> 00:58:13,370 Yes. 1392 00:58:13,370 --> 00:58:15,050 You know how to play phonograph? 1393 00:58:15,170 --> 00:58:17,571 Oh, may I? Please do. 1394 00:58:17,571 --> 00:58:19,310 If it works, I hope it works. 1395 00:58:19,310 --> 00:58:20,131 I haven't listened to 1396 00:58:20,131 --> 00:58:21,831 anything on that because, you 1397 00:58:21,831 --> 00:58:24,790 know, I listen on my 1398 00:58:25,250 --> 00:58:33,370 my cell phone. I'm gonna hit play. 1399 00:58:53,330 --> 00:58:54,651 Okay. Glad that we have that in 1400 00:58:54,651 --> 00:58:57,050 common, the music. 1401 00:59:19,250 --> 00:59:21,811 I'm a single girl, had shoes 1402 00:59:21,811 --> 00:59:25,030 of the famous kind 1403 00:59:25,250 --> 00:59:29,781 Now that I'm a married, built 1404 00:59:29,781 --> 00:59:33,760 barefoot all the time 1405 00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:40,770 I was a single man81648