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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:06,934 --> 00:01:08,067 - Sol. - Sol. 2 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,903 - Sol Goode? - Yeah, I know Sol. 3 00:01:09,904 --> 00:01:11,404 Sol, Sol, Sol, Sol. 4 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:12,906 I fucked him. I did. 5 00:01:14,342 --> 00:01:16,043 - Sol Goode. - Sol Goode. 6 00:01:16,044 --> 00:01:17,310 Yeah, I know Sol. 7 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:18,878 I don't wanna talk about Sol. 8 00:01:18,879 --> 00:01:21,080 - He's an angel. - My fucking hero. 9 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:23,317 - My motherfucking man. - Sol changed my life. 10 00:01:23,318 --> 00:01:24,617 You wanna run up to him and be like, 11 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:26,254 "Who are you and let me be in your life." 12 00:01:26,255 --> 00:01:27,455 - He's... - So... 13 00:01:27,456 --> 00:01:28,655 Badass, man! 14 00:01:28,656 --> 00:01:30,723 - Dangerously cool. - Charisma. 15 00:01:30,724 --> 00:01:32,559 Don't get any better than the Goode. 16 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,828 - I think he's overrated. - He's a great man. 17 00:01:34,829 --> 00:01:36,780 - He's such a... - Fucking dick. 18 00:01:36,781 --> 00:01:38,731 He's loyal as a fucking dog. 19 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:40,201 He was a gentleman, you know what I mean? 20 00:01:40,202 --> 00:01:41,501 Sol's my dawg. 21 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:42,603 You don't know Sol, you're in big trouble. 22 00:01:42,604 --> 00:01:44,471 Kinda like this Jack Kerouac. 23 00:01:44,472 --> 00:01:46,940 I mean, I don't actually know him, but I'd like to. 24 00:01:46,941 --> 00:01:49,008 Come to life, modern day. 25 00:01:49,009 --> 00:01:50,411 Came up to me. Said something to me. 26 00:01:50,412 --> 00:01:51,778 I feel like he knows so much. 27 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:54,982 And he said, "Kid, we got a long way to go," 28 00:01:54,983 --> 00:01:57,050 a short time to get there." 29 00:01:57,051 --> 00:01:59,119 - But... - And then I realized. 30 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:00,387 Fucking hate him. 31 00:02:00,388 --> 00:02:01,955 Jack Kerouac and those people in "On the Road" 32 00:02:01,956 --> 00:02:03,390 are fucking assholes. 33 00:02:03,391 --> 00:02:05,091 He was dating somebody else at the time. 34 00:02:05,092 --> 00:02:07,294 He calls me at 2:00 in the morning, drunk off his ass. 35 00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:09,497 "What are you doing?" - I didn't really know that. 36 00:02:09,498 --> 00:02:11,332 Completely so full of it, full of it. 37 00:02:11,333 --> 00:02:13,167 And every person that I know that he's... 38 00:02:13,168 --> 00:02:14,701 That son of a bitch. 39 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:16,169 Talked to, every girl, they're like, 40 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:17,938 "Oh, yeah, I know him, I know him, he's really nice. 41 00:02:17,939 --> 00:02:19,172 He sucks! 42 00:02:19,173 --> 00:02:20,623 I'm like, "Yeah, how long you known him?" 43 00:02:20,624 --> 00:02:22,050 So fucking frustrating. 44 00:02:22,051 --> 00:02:23,477 What does Sol do? 45 00:02:23,478 --> 00:02:24,711 He's. 46 00:02:24,712 --> 00:02:26,079 - He, uh... - Uh. 47 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:27,447 He's retired. 48 00:02:27,448 --> 00:02:29,283 - He's an entrepreneur. - Some kind of actor. 49 00:02:29,284 --> 00:02:30,717 - An actor. - Actor. 50 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:32,151 He is a writer. 51 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,753 He's a renaissance man. 52 00:02:33,754 --> 00:02:35,355 He babysits sometimes. 53 00:02:35,356 --> 00:02:37,558 He has no emotions whatsoever, I don't understand how 54 00:02:37,559 --> 00:02:38,958 he can be an actor. - I don't know. 55 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:40,328 I don't have a clue what the guy does. 56 00:02:40,329 --> 00:02:41,461 He does hot chicks. 57 00:02:41,462 --> 00:02:43,496 - He just hangs out. - Hangs out. 58 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,699 - I really don't know. - I know what he should do. 59 00:02:45,700 --> 00:02:47,601 He needs to get a job and go to work 60 00:02:47,602 --> 00:02:49,302 and stop harassing me. 61 00:02:49,303 --> 00:02:50,504 "And I had this two girls, man, 62 00:02:50,505 --> 00:02:51,972 I didn't know what to say." 63 00:02:51,973 --> 00:02:53,790 You know Sol. - Sol's a dog. 64 00:02:53,791 --> 00:02:55,283 He's just fucking this. 65 00:02:55,284 --> 00:02:56,776 He's really cute. 66 00:02:56,777 --> 00:02:58,311 Me, Sol, back at their house. 67 00:02:58,312 --> 00:03:00,147 - Yeah, he's cute. - Fucking great. 68 00:03:00,148 --> 00:03:01,348 Great eyes. 69 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:03,317 That bastard better stay away from me. 70 00:03:03,318 --> 00:03:06,018 - He's so hot. - Fucking hot. 71 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,789 I watch him bend down as he picks up his hair products. 72 00:03:08,790 --> 00:03:10,022 If you've ever seen him dance. 73 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,691 Things he can do with his tongue. 74 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,777 - Just his tongue. - Slobber thing. 75 00:03:13,778 --> 00:03:15,863 - He's got some moves. - Oh, my God! 76 00:03:15,864 --> 00:03:17,230 I thought, "This is it, 77 00:03:17,231 --> 00:03:19,633 he is the one for me, forever." 78 00:03:19,634 --> 00:03:21,033 But... 79 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:22,469 I still haven't heard from him. 80 00:03:22,470 --> 00:03:24,772 - Haven't heard from the guy. - Days ago, I lost hope. 81 00:03:24,773 --> 00:03:26,607 - Never heard from him. - He forgets to call you. 82 00:03:26,608 --> 00:03:28,008 Still hasn't fucking called me. 83 00:03:28,009 --> 00:03:29,175 Never called. 84 00:03:29,176 --> 00:03:30,110 Waiting and waiting and waiting. 85 00:03:30,111 --> 00:03:31,411 You're not gonna call me? 86 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:32,480 - And waiting and waiting. - Fuck Sol! 87 00:03:32,481 --> 00:03:33,981 - I still love him. - Poser. 88 00:03:33,982 --> 00:03:35,532 - I love him. - Dick! 89 00:03:35,533 --> 00:03:37,275 - I love him. - Asshole. 90 00:03:37,276 --> 00:03:39,019 - Sol's it. - Sol's out. 91 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:05,413 P-O-D. 92 00:04:06,714 --> 00:04:08,549 Post Orgasmic Disgust. 93 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:11,318 Happens to the best of us. 94 00:04:11,319 --> 00:04:13,186 It's amazing what somebody will do 95 00:04:13,187 --> 00:04:15,789 to get a person out of their bed. 96 00:04:15,790 --> 00:04:18,391 I myself have mastered the art. 97 00:04:18,392 --> 00:04:20,627 I have three go-tos in this situation. 98 00:04:20,628 --> 00:04:22,863 The first being the old beeper trick. 99 00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:27,568 My buddy Cooper invented it. Fucking genius. 100 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:42,416 Who has the nerve to page me this early? 101 00:04:42,417 --> 00:04:44,184 I'm sorry. 102 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:48,055 Uh, hello? 103 00:04:49,557 --> 00:04:51,559 Where am I? Where the fuck do you think I am? 104 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:53,225 It's 8:00 in the morning. 105 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:55,227 This is Tammie. 106 00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:58,332 I don't know why I keep doing this to myself. 107 00:04:58,333 --> 00:04:59,566 This is what happens when you 108 00:04:59,567 --> 00:05:01,734 drink and dial at 2:00 in the morning. 109 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:04,705 The only problem is, once you get her in bed, 110 00:05:04,706 --> 00:05:06,673 it's impossible to get her out. 111 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:08,140 Oh dude, that was today? 112 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,978 - We're sorry, your call... - I totally forgot. 113 00:05:10,979 --> 00:05:12,380 All right, I'll be right there. 114 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:16,449 What's going on? 115 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:18,352 I gotta go, I gotta go pick my brother up at the airport. 116 00:05:18,353 --> 00:05:19,919 Oh, you want me to go? 117 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,721 Actually, look, it's a small car, 118 00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:23,222 a lot of luggage, it's not gonna work. 119 00:05:23,223 --> 00:05:24,825 Please, Sol, don't worry, I'll just sit in the back. 120 00:05:24,826 --> 00:05:25,759 I mean, don't you think it's about time 121 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,227 I met your family? 122 00:05:30,297 --> 00:05:32,682 All right, that was pretty weak. 123 00:05:32,683 --> 00:05:35,067 I know I'm much better than that. 124 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:36,904 When I'm creatively stifled I can usually 125 00:05:36,905 --> 00:05:39,139 count on Cooper to save the day. 126 00:05:39,140 --> 00:05:43,209 * Ooh, la-la 127 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:46,446 * Ooh, la-la 128 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:49,683 * Ooh, la-la 129 00:05:51,385 --> 00:05:54,554 * Ooh, la-la 130 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:57,724 * Ooh, la-la 131 00:05:57,725 --> 00:05:59,960 P.O.D. Fucking Sol. 132 00:05:59,961 --> 00:06:02,329 * Mmm, la-la 133 00:06:03,263 --> 00:06:04,397 Cooper and I go back 134 00:06:04,398 --> 00:06:05,898 since the eighth grade, 135 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:08,569 which is about the same time he started shaving his chest. 136 00:06:08,570 --> 00:06:11,539 There's only one thing Cooper cares about. His hair. 137 00:06:11,540 --> 00:06:13,574 Otherwise known as his salad. 138 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:30,322 Yo! 139 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:32,025 What, did you forget what today was? 140 00:06:32,026 --> 00:06:33,092 What's today? 141 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:34,594 It's Bubbie's funeral, dude. 142 00:06:34,595 --> 00:06:35,929 We're supposed to be pallbearers. 143 00:06:35,930 --> 00:06:37,464 - Who's Bubbie? - My grandmother. 144 00:06:37,465 --> 00:06:38,998 That was today? - That was today. 145 00:06:38,999 --> 00:06:40,634 Bubbie's about to go six feet under, dude, 146 00:06:40,635 --> 00:06:42,502 and you're, what are you doing? 147 00:06:42,503 --> 00:06:44,605 You should be ashamed of yourself man, come on, let's go. 148 00:06:44,606 --> 00:06:46,773 Tammie, I gotta go. 149 00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:48,374 Sol, I'm here for you. 150 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:50,877 It's a family affair, I can't... 151 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:53,080 I'm not gonna let you go through this alone. 152 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:58,351 That was poor execution. 153 00:06:58,352 --> 00:07:00,687 But when all else fails, 154 00:07:00,688 --> 00:07:03,591 you have no choice but to go to old faithful. 155 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:11,664 Fuck! Let's go people! 156 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:13,883 Let's go! Must be a fuel leakage! 157 00:07:13,884 --> 00:07:16,103 Evacuate the premises immediately! 158 00:07:16,104 --> 00:07:17,937 Oh, my God, there's a fire! 159 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,506 Grab everything! Don't leave anything behind! 160 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:21,925 Let's go! Ma'am, do you have all your belongings? 161 00:07:21,926 --> 00:07:24,344 - What about your earrings? - Fuck the earrings! 162 00:07:24,345 --> 00:07:26,029 Let's go people, 60 seconds! 163 00:07:26,030 --> 00:07:27,715 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 164 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:35,855 I got it, I got it, I got it. 165 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:40,127 Get in the car, drive far, drive fast, do not stop! 166 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:42,662 I'll call you! 167 00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:43,864 Wait, you promise you'll call me? 168 00:07:43,865 --> 00:07:45,532 Promise I'll call, go! 169 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:49,202 Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four. 170 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:56,309 Shit, I oughta thank the Academy for that. 171 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:57,610 Wanna go eat? 172 00:07:57,611 --> 00:07:59,913 Nah, man, I gotta go work on my salad. 173 00:07:59,914 --> 00:08:01,431 You're welcome. 174 00:08:01,432 --> 00:08:02,950 Thanks Coop. 175 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:13,225 So what's up, man? 176 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:16,029 All right. You know, hey, don't drink that! 177 00:08:16,030 --> 00:08:17,631 Man, I hate that! 178 00:08:17,632 --> 00:08:18,831 What? 179 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:19,967 Don't you understand that your backwash 180 00:08:19,968 --> 00:08:21,433 goes back in the carton, 181 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:24,672 which then goes onto my cereal, and I end up eating it? 182 00:08:24,673 --> 00:08:27,273 It's fucking disgusting! 183 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:28,508 I'd rather you just cut out the middle man 184 00:08:28,509 --> 00:08:30,878 and spit in my mouth. 185 00:08:30,879 --> 00:08:32,111 Oh, fuck. 186 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:33,563 This is my roommate Justin. 187 00:08:33,564 --> 00:08:35,014 Yeah, she's a little uptight, 188 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:37,217 but you would be too if you hated your job, 189 00:08:37,218 --> 00:08:38,651 were about to get married, 190 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:41,154 and suffered from Irritable Bowel Syndrome. 191 00:08:41,155 --> 00:08:42,789 In English, that means. 192 00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:44,424 I gotta take a shit. 193 00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:49,763 Goddammit! 194 00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:51,932 What? 195 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,702 You pissed all over the toilet seat. 196 00:08:54,703 --> 00:08:56,068 You sure it's piss? 197 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:58,205 Yes, I'm sure it's piss. 198 00:08:58,206 --> 00:09:00,372 Sol, look at you. 199 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,109 You can't even pay the rent, dude. 200 00:09:02,110 --> 00:09:03,776 Mr. Achmed is looking for you. 201 00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:05,512 He said he's gonna throw us out of here. 202 00:09:05,513 --> 00:09:06,930 I don't have another 700 bucks. 203 00:09:06,931 --> 00:09:09,174 I can't cover you this time. 204 00:09:09,175 --> 00:09:11,418 Have I ever let you down? 205 00:09:11,419 --> 00:09:12,552 Yes. 206 00:09:14,521 --> 00:09:17,858 Don't worry about it. I've got a plan. 207 00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:25,531 Uh-huh. Look, man, I gotta go. 208 00:09:25,532 --> 00:09:28,517 I gotta go, I'm walking into a meeting. 209 00:09:28,518 --> 00:09:31,504 Please! What's taking so long? 210 00:09:31,505 --> 00:09:33,606 Come on already! 211 00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:36,075 Excuse me, I've been waiting over an hour. 212 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:39,045 Look, I got a callback in half an hour. 213 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:42,015 I gotta get money in my meter! 214 00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:43,684 - Let's move! - Next! 215 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:49,056 A beautiful day isn't it, Miss Jenkins? 216 00:09:52,854 --> 00:09:54,494 The earrings, I love the earrings, I love... 217 00:09:54,495 --> 00:09:56,929 Social security number. 218 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,432 Yeah, it's, uh, 605-24-8012. 219 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:05,471 Sol Goode? 220 00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:07,039 Get to know me. 221 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,676 You come up with that all by yourself? 222 00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:14,147 Well, I'm afraid it's not all good, Sol Goode. 223 00:10:14,148 --> 00:10:16,282 Your unemployment benefits have run out. 224 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,950 What? What do you mean they've run out? 225 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,653 There's gotta be some sort of mistake right? 226 00:10:19,654 --> 00:10:20,753 Mistake? 227 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,756 Yeah, I'm still unemployed. 228 00:10:22,757 --> 00:10:23,590 Mm-hm. 229 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:26,993 I tell you what. 230 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:30,363 Because I like you, and only because I like you, 231 00:10:30,364 --> 00:10:33,734 I'm gonna give you some advice that'll help you out. 232 00:10:33,735 --> 00:10:35,786 Come here, honey. 233 00:10:35,787 --> 00:10:37,837 Talk to me. 234 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:40,173 What you need to do is 235 00:10:40,174 --> 00:10:41,975 get a J-O-B! 236 00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:44,411 Next! 237 00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:49,182 I said next! 238 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:53,386 I was saying I could get George Kennedy 239 00:10:53,387 --> 00:10:55,254 and I could get Mitzi Russel, 240 00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:58,558 or we could have the next 48 hours with what we have. 241 00:10:58,559 --> 00:11:00,861 My mom wants me out of the house. 242 00:11:00,862 --> 00:11:02,696 Good morning ladies! 243 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:06,499 Bernie Best's assistant just got the axe. 244 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:09,202 Greenberg got the axe? Who got the nod? 245 00:11:09,203 --> 00:11:10,970 You got the nod. 246 00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:12,588 I got the nod, really? 247 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:14,206 Nah, not really. 248 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:15,976 Sax, you got the nod. 249 00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:21,882 Pew, smells like minimum wage in here. 250 00:11:21,883 --> 00:11:23,550 Later, Krispy Kreme. 251 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,034 Don't drop the baby! 252 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,170 Dude, relax. 253 00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:46,672 Don't drop the baby. 254 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:49,641 Sol Goode? 255 00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:52,379 Yes it is. You'll do just fine. 256 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,882 Sol, you still going for it? 257 00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:58,284 Good for you, come on in. 258 00:11:58,285 --> 00:12:00,619 Now let's change our subject. 259 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:03,323 Change our subject. Let's change the subject! 260 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:11,197 Sol, do you need a minute? 261 00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:15,935 No. Yeah, no, I'm okay. 262 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:19,005 Just, it takes so much out of you. 263 00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:21,942 And that was very moving. 264 00:12:21,943 --> 00:12:23,575 You blew me away. 265 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:26,112 Thank you. - No, thank you. 266 00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:30,317 But were you aware that this is a comedy? 267 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:32,752 A comedy? 268 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:35,888 All right, Sax, here's the deal. 269 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:38,107 Bernie Best is the angriest bitch in the business. 270 00:12:38,108 --> 00:12:40,327 Average lifespan of her assistants is three weeks, 271 00:12:40,328 --> 00:12:42,528 she's fired four this month alone. 272 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,697 What you're about to embark on is fucking brutal, 273 00:12:44,698 --> 00:12:46,682 but it's the quickest way to the top. 274 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,668 One piece of advice, whatever you do, 275 00:12:48,669 --> 00:12:50,103 make sure the Fonz is happy. 276 00:12:50,104 --> 00:12:51,538 Where do you think you're going? 277 00:12:51,539 --> 00:12:53,807 Come here and talk to me. 278 00:12:53,808 --> 00:12:56,076 The Fonz? 279 00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:22,369 Come on, I shouldn't have to explain this to you. 280 00:13:22,370 --> 00:13:23,203 Okay. 281 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:26,172 Where the fuck were you? 282 00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:27,374 I was just down the hall, I was... 283 00:13:27,375 --> 00:13:28,707 Tahiti? 284 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:29,775 Am I late? 285 00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:31,577 You lucky shit! 286 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,346 I wanna see pictures! 287 00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:37,885 Sidney, who's your favorite agent? 288 00:13:37,886 --> 00:13:39,285 That's right, I am. 289 00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:41,353 Do you wanna know why I am? 290 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,554 Oh gee, I don't know, maybe because 291 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:44,556 I've just been finagled Derivative Pictures 292 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,558 to hire you for their next family film. 293 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:50,197 Who gives a shit what the story's about, Sid. 294 00:13:50,198 --> 00:13:52,282 I don't know, they said something 295 00:13:52,283 --> 00:13:54,366 about a penguin playing shortstop. 296 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,702 Oh, you're not responding to that story. 297 00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:59,772 Oh. No, Sid, you're responding to the paycheck! 298 00:13:59,773 --> 00:14:00,973 How's that? 299 00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:03,642 Do you know how lucky you are? 300 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:07,314 Sid, I'm only doing. Rob Reiner gave me that. 301 00:14:07,315 --> 00:14:08,715 No one likes you! 302 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,417 As a person. 303 00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:12,752 I'm just doing this as a favor to your wife, 304 00:14:12,753 --> 00:14:14,154 then you're gone. 305 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,788 Okay. 306 00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:17,624 All right. 307 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:21,461 Hey, okay, happy birthday. 308 00:14:21,462 --> 00:14:22,562 Fucking hack! 309 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,634 Who are you? 310 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:29,969 I'm Justin Sax. 311 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:32,039 I was sent here to work on your desk. 312 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,472 Sax? 313 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,842 What kind of name is that? 314 00:14:35,843 --> 00:14:37,177 You a Jew? 315 00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:39,912 Half. 316 00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:42,314 Oh, no. Oh, Christ, no! 317 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:44,250 It's. I'm on my mother's side. 318 00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:47,487 No, Fonzie, not in the goddamn office! 319 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,025 Oh, that's gonna stink. 320 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:57,229 Jimmy, will you be a lamb and clean that up for me? 321 00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:01,434 Okay, and give it a shot of Febreze when you're done. 322 00:15:01,435 --> 00:15:03,169 What's Febreze? 323 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:05,471 Dude, I can't believe two pints of blood 324 00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:07,774 gets me 30 bucks and a fucking bear claw. 325 00:15:07,775 --> 00:15:09,676 Dude, I'm broke. I need money. 326 00:15:09,677 --> 00:15:10,510 Coop. 327 00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:13,546 The fuck you doing, man? 328 00:15:13,547 --> 00:15:14,881 Goddamn, dude. 329 00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:17,849 My salad's kinda banging right now, dude. 330 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:21,020 Aw, fuck, Coop, I'm just saying I might need a loan. 331 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:23,472 Don't look at me fool, I don't got extra cash. 332 00:15:23,473 --> 00:15:25,925 You know how much I paid for these highlights? 333 00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:27,393 200 bucks. 334 00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:28,911 You're unbelievable. 335 00:15:28,912 --> 00:15:30,430 Don't be jealous. 336 00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:34,901 Here you go, ma'am. 337 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:41,308 Miss! 338 00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,310 Miss! 339 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:45,645 Excuse me, miss? 340 00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:52,784 Yes? 341 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:53,820 I've been sitting here for 10 minutes, 342 00:15:53,821 --> 00:15:55,654 and I don't have a menu yet. 343 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:58,173 Actually, I'm not your waitress, but I will go get her. 344 00:15:58,174 --> 00:16:00,693 Excuse me, before you disappear for another 10 minutes, 345 00:16:00,694 --> 00:16:02,862 can I just get something to drink? 346 00:16:02,863 --> 00:16:04,897 Sure. What can I get you? 347 00:16:04,898 --> 00:16:06,333 An LA Skylight. 348 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,967 What's that? 349 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,336 Half iced tea, half lemonade, 350 00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:11,971 the iced tea represents the smog, 351 00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:13,539 the lemonade is for the sun. 352 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,475 I think that's called an Arnold Palmer. 353 00:16:15,476 --> 00:16:18,311 Whatever, I don't play tennis. 354 00:16:18,312 --> 00:16:19,146 Bitch. 355 00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:29,455 This is my best friend Chloe. 356 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:33,060 No, it's not like that at all, we're just friends. 357 00:16:33,061 --> 00:16:34,460 It's always been like that. 358 00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:36,763 Probably 'cause she doesn't take any of my shit. 359 00:16:36,764 --> 00:16:41,034 Or anybody else's. 360 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:50,343 Finally. 361 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,246 What's up, guys? 362 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,781 - Sup? - Hey, Chloe, how you doing? 363 00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:57,483 I just love being a waitress, you know, 364 00:16:57,484 --> 00:17:00,453 just to be given the opportunity to serve people. 365 00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:03,322 It's really quite fulfilling, it's a gift. 366 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:05,374 I feel you, I personally love being unemployed 367 00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:07,585 and living off of my parents, it's so rewarding. 368 00:17:07,586 --> 00:17:09,796 All right, cut the tomfoolery, I'm starving. 369 00:17:09,797 --> 00:17:11,297 What can I get you, Coop? 370 00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:13,733 I'm gonna go with Pam Anderson's double-breasted chicken. 371 00:17:13,734 --> 00:17:14,966 Well done. 372 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:18,271 I'll have the Ricky Martin tossed salad. 373 00:17:18,272 --> 00:17:19,471 Two lemonades? 374 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:22,075 Absolutely, hold the loogies. 375 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,114 Are you wearing eyeliner, man? 376 00:17:27,115 --> 00:17:29,048 Not in this lifetime. 377 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,784 What? 378 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:36,289 Dude, it looks like you're wearing eyeliner. 379 00:17:36,290 --> 00:17:37,390 Is it obvious? 380 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,874 Changed the locks. 381 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,702 - He's headed to third. - I'm going to third! 382 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,637 Yes, looks like he's going home. 383 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,940 I'm going home! I'm sliding into home! 384 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,017 Honey? You okay? 385 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,388 Yeah, I'm fine. 386 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,090 You sure? 387 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:46,559 Yes! - No! 388 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,699 Sweetheart, what's wrong? 389 00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:57,937 Mom, I gotta talk to you. 390 00:18:57,938 --> 00:18:58,771 Yes? 391 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:01,773 Is there any way I could. 392 00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:04,211 Look, look, I'll pay you back, I swear to God, 393 00:19:04,212 --> 00:19:06,413 I'm just a little short on rent. 394 00:19:06,414 --> 00:19:08,046 How short? 395 00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:10,549 - A midget. - Oh, honey. 396 00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,985 I'm sure your father's offer still stands. 397 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:14,686 Come on, Mom. 398 00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:15,922 I can't be an umpire. 399 00:19:15,923 --> 00:19:17,356 Why not? 400 00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:19,959 Your father was an umpire, your grandfather was an umpire. 401 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,828 You'd be great at it, it's in your blood. 402 00:19:21,829 --> 00:19:24,013 No way, Mom, it's humiliating. 403 00:19:24,014 --> 00:19:26,199 I just need a little help. 404 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,033 No! 405 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,535 Dad! 406 00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:32,104 Dad, you don't even know what we're talking about. 407 00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:38,044 You don't think I became an umpire 408 00:19:38,045 --> 00:19:40,046 by being stupid, do you? 409 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:44,251 I think it's time we had a sit down. 410 00:19:44,252 --> 00:19:45,318 A sit down? 411 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,421 Look, I don't have time for a sit down, 412 00:19:48,422 --> 00:19:50,089 I gotta be somewhere soon, Dad, I... 413 00:19:50,090 --> 00:19:51,590 Where you gotta be? 414 00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,142 You don't have a job. 415 00:19:53,143 --> 00:19:55,135 You don't have a woman. 416 00:19:55,136 --> 00:19:57,133 You don't have squat. 417 00:19:57,134 --> 00:19:59,131 We're having a sit down. 418 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:06,154 What are you doing with yourself? 419 00:20:06,155 --> 00:20:08,173 Dad, you know what I'm doing. 420 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:10,008 Why do we always have to have this talk? 421 00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:12,579 Why do I have to pay your rent every month? 422 00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:14,514 You know, Sol, this acting thing 423 00:20:14,515 --> 00:20:16,448 has gone a little bit too far, 424 00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:18,684 as a matter of fact it has gone nowhere. 425 00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:20,919 Dad, I mean, you gotta understand, 426 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,122 this sort of thing, it doesn't happen overnight. 427 00:20:23,123 --> 00:20:24,356 It takes time... - Look, Sol, 428 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,508 there comes a time in every man's life 429 00:20:26,509 --> 00:20:28,661 when he has to give up foolish fantasies 430 00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:31,162 and face certain realities. 431 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:34,834 The truth is you're not fucking Paul Newman! 432 00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:40,407 And as far as that parental scholarship 433 00:20:40,408 --> 00:20:42,342 you've been riding on? 434 00:20:42,343 --> 00:20:44,277 It is now officially over. 435 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,545 Dad, you can't do this to me, 436 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:48,481 I just need a little time... - Honey, 437 00:20:48,482 --> 00:20:50,916 I've just had a terrific idea. 438 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,552 You should get a part on "Friends," 439 00:20:52,553 --> 00:20:54,137 you'd be great on that show. 440 00:20:54,138 --> 00:20:55,580 Oh, that's a good idea. 441 00:20:55,581 --> 00:20:57,022 Why didn't I think of that? 442 00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:59,225 Just go out and get a part on "Friends." 443 00:20:59,226 --> 00:21:00,659 I'm gonna go guys. - No, listen, 444 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:05,365 before you leave, there's something else we wanted to say. 445 00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:07,333 Um, 446 00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:10,036 you know that your father and I 447 00:21:10,037 --> 00:21:12,738 love you more than life itself. 448 00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:16,809 And you know that you can talk to us about anything. 449 00:21:16,810 --> 00:21:18,477 Of course. 450 00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:23,483 Well, your father and I were wondering, 451 00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:25,518 if you were a little 452 00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:29,188 curious? 453 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:33,125 Curious as to what the hell you're talking about. 454 00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:33,960 Son. 455 00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:38,598 Do you sit down when you pee? 456 00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:43,185 Wait, what, do you guys think I'm... 457 00:21:43,186 --> 00:21:46,606 No, no, no, honey, no, I mean, look, 458 00:21:46,607 --> 00:21:48,741 we love you, whatever you are. 459 00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:50,276 Unconditional love. 460 00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:54,347 It's just that we think it's a little strange 461 00:21:54,348 --> 00:21:56,549 that you've never had a girlfriend. 462 00:21:56,550 --> 00:21:58,501 Look, I've been with plenty of girls. 463 00:21:58,502 --> 00:22:00,453 Just 'cause I've never had a girlfriend 464 00:22:00,454 --> 00:22:01,820 doesn't mean I'm gay. 465 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,523 That's not what I've heard. 466 00:22:03,524 --> 00:22:04,523 Dad. 467 00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:06,225 You were a George Michael fan. 468 00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:09,861 He does have a point. 469 00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:11,446 Well, it was just a phase I went through. 470 00:22:11,447 --> 00:22:12,856 Are you gonna hold it against me forever? 471 00:22:12,857 --> 00:22:14,265 All right, all right, it's not about 472 00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:16,102 the fact that you were into George Michael, 473 00:22:16,103 --> 00:22:18,003 which is sad enough as it is, 474 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:20,206 it's the fact that you're like 27, dude, 475 00:22:20,207 --> 00:22:22,409 and you haven't been in a relationship 476 00:22:22,410 --> 00:22:24,494 for more than 20 minutes. 477 00:22:24,495 --> 00:22:26,337 Why do you think that is? 478 00:22:26,338 --> 00:22:28,180 You think I have a problem? 479 00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:29,147 Slightly. 480 00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:30,749 Okay, you're the psych major, 481 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:33,986 you think I have a problem, enlighten me. 482 00:22:33,987 --> 00:22:35,787 All right, happy to. 483 00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:38,858 First of all, you have a fear of any kind of commitment, 484 00:22:38,859 --> 00:22:41,477 I mean, you're the biggest narcissist I know, 485 00:22:41,478 --> 00:22:44,221 besides Cooper, and you've built a barrier 486 00:22:44,222 --> 00:22:46,965 that keeps you from feeling anything intimate. 487 00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:50,437 I mean, how do you think you're ever gonna self-transcend? 488 00:22:50,438 --> 00:22:52,370 Self-transcend? 489 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,306 Did you learn that in class today? 490 00:22:54,307 --> 00:22:56,675 Yeah, actually, I did. 491 00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:58,711 Okay, I think we should wait till you graduate 492 00:22:58,712 --> 00:23:01,080 before you start psychoanalyzing my life. 493 00:23:01,081 --> 00:23:02,313 I mean, when did you become 494 00:23:02,314 --> 00:23:03,932 so knowledgeable in relationships? 495 00:23:03,933 --> 00:23:05,552 When was the last one you were in? 496 00:23:05,553 --> 00:23:07,520 A functional one that is. 497 00:23:07,521 --> 00:23:09,488 Ah. 498 00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:12,625 Listen, I'll admit, I've had my share of losers. 499 00:23:12,626 --> 00:23:14,693 Least I'm not afraid to try. 500 00:23:14,694 --> 00:23:17,395 What are you trying to say? 501 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:19,265 I think you know what I'm trying to say. 502 00:23:19,266 --> 00:23:22,935 Really? 503 00:23:25,605 --> 00:23:29,458 * There's no coming back from where we've been * 504 00:23:29,459 --> 00:23:33,311 * You're saying different people change, get it * 505 00:23:33,312 --> 00:23:38,317 * What's the point in leadin', you find out like that * 506 00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:44,991 * Yeah 507 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:52,298 * Well this is something that they don't advise * 508 00:23:52,299 --> 00:23:56,335 * Communication is the only relation * 509 00:23:56,336 --> 00:24:00,372 * So why did I find out like that * 510 00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:04,977 * Yeah 511 00:24:11,350 --> 00:24:13,953 Dude, why does Brenda have a say in everything you do? 512 00:24:13,954 --> 00:24:16,122 Can't you get off lockdown for one night? 513 00:24:16,123 --> 00:24:18,558 Come on, Sol, turn the page. 514 00:24:18,559 --> 00:24:20,025 No, it's ridiculous. 515 00:24:20,026 --> 00:24:21,393 I mean, she won't even let you go out with your friends. 516 00:24:21,394 --> 00:24:23,278 She fucking owns you. 517 00:24:23,279 --> 00:24:25,163 Where's your sack? 518 00:24:25,164 --> 00:24:28,166 Dude, I don't even know you anymore. 519 00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:30,986 I mean, your woman, she runs your show. 520 00:24:30,987 --> 00:24:33,805 You gotta stop talking shit, dude! 521 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:37,243 All right? I'm marrying this girl in six months. 522 00:24:39,078 --> 00:24:42,615 You are my best man, she's my best girl, okay? 523 00:24:42,616 --> 00:24:45,184 Accept it. 524 00:24:47,219 --> 00:24:48,888 All right, you're right. 525 00:24:48,889 --> 00:24:49,722 I'm sorry. 526 00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:52,891 It's just between the job and Brenda, 527 00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:54,359 we never get to hang out anymore. 528 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:56,028 When was the last time we spent 529 00:24:56,029 --> 00:24:57,697 some quality time together, huh? 530 00:24:57,698 --> 00:24:58,897 I don't know. 531 00:24:58,898 --> 00:25:01,083 Go take off your skirt. 532 00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:03,269 Let's live a little, man. 533 00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:06,905 * It's Friday night on the streets of LA * 534 00:25:06,906 --> 00:25:09,508 * I'm going out 'cause I've been working at the job all day * 535 00:25:09,509 --> 00:25:11,944 * Got the info line number, with directions to the site * 536 00:25:11,945 --> 00:25:14,596 * Ugly Duckling's on the bill to rock the mic right * 537 00:25:14,597 --> 00:25:17,249 * Tonight, I gotta be hype, and get the crowd reacting * 538 00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:18,650 * I call Dizzy's house he says 539 00:25:18,651 --> 00:25:19,786 * What's up * I say what's happening 540 00:25:19,787 --> 00:25:21,419 * Get my DJ on three way 541 00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:23,054 * Don't forget to bring the guest list * 542 00:25:23,055 --> 00:25:25,792 * See the freshest, off the wall like asbestos * 543 00:25:25,793 --> 00:25:27,076 * I rock without the D tops 544 00:25:27,077 --> 00:25:28,436 * Walk without the Reebok's 545 00:25:28,437 --> 00:25:29,795 * Talk until the beat stops 546 00:25:29,796 --> 00:25:31,964 * I take it back up with the beatbox * 547 00:25:31,965 --> 00:25:34,132 * And yo, I gotta ride, so you need not * 548 00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:37,403 * Cool, I'm leavin' at 7:30, we can caravan to the jam * 549 00:25:37,404 --> 00:25:39,271 * With Einstein, the two hand man * 550 00:25:39,272 --> 00:25:40,589 * In command like a general 551 00:25:40,590 --> 00:25:41,908 * Lighter then a dinner roll 552 00:25:41,909 --> 00:25:43,009 * Solid as a mineral 553 00:25:43,010 --> 00:25:44,109 * Open like a centerfold 554 00:25:44,110 --> 00:25:47,279 Dude, this is some fucking. 555 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:50,049 Booyah! 556 00:25:53,519 --> 00:25:54,921 Oh fuck. 557 00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:03,029 That's the fucking landlord. 558 00:26:03,863 --> 00:26:05,865 I'm gonna take a shower. 559 00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:09,401 That's not the landlord. 560 00:26:09,402 --> 00:26:10,737 Dude, open up. 561 00:26:13,539 --> 00:26:16,275 Quit messing around and let me in the door. 562 00:26:16,276 --> 00:26:17,644 Cousin Happy? 563 00:26:17,645 --> 00:26:18,477 Oh shit! 564 00:26:19,712 --> 00:26:22,114 I knew that was you! 565 00:26:22,115 --> 00:26:22,949 Ah. 566 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:25,383 Look at you, man. 567 00:26:25,384 --> 00:26:27,184 - You look good. - You look like a movie star. 568 00:26:29,155 --> 00:26:31,723 So what are you doing in town, man? 569 00:26:31,724 --> 00:26:35,461 Well, me and my lady decided to take a time-out. 570 00:26:35,462 --> 00:26:37,395 You guys broke up? 571 00:26:37,396 --> 00:26:39,381 No, I didn't say we broke up, 572 00:26:39,382 --> 00:26:41,158 I said we took a time-out. 573 00:26:41,159 --> 00:26:42,934 What's the difference? 574 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:46,405 Well, see, a time-out is just a break. 575 00:26:46,406 --> 00:26:48,173 It's a reevaluation process 576 00:26:48,174 --> 00:26:50,676 with the hopes of getting back together. 577 00:26:50,677 --> 00:26:53,879 So you got a hall pass. Are you gonna use it? 578 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:57,149 Oh, I don't know, I'm not planning on it. 579 00:26:57,150 --> 00:27:00,419 What about you, Sol, yous got a lady yet? 580 00:27:00,420 --> 00:27:02,221 No, no, no, not yet. 581 00:27:03,690 --> 00:27:07,092 Oh! What's up? 582 00:27:07,093 --> 00:27:09,195 Are you kidding me, Coop? You're not gonna wear that. 583 00:27:09,196 --> 00:27:10,896 Yeah, I'm fucking wearing this. 584 00:27:10,897 --> 00:27:13,465 See who gets all the fucking pussy tonight. 585 00:27:13,466 --> 00:27:15,367 Where'd you get that shirt, Baby Gap? 586 00:27:15,368 --> 00:27:17,268 Don't be jealous, motherfucker, 587 00:27:17,269 --> 00:27:19,171 I'm taking this shit to the stage tonight. 588 00:27:19,172 --> 00:27:20,973 - Oh, God. - Cooper? 589 00:27:20,974 --> 00:27:22,774 Happy! What's up, dude? 590 00:27:22,775 --> 00:27:24,711 - What's up? - Right there, dude. 591 00:27:24,712 --> 00:27:26,012 Bam. - All right. 592 00:27:26,013 --> 00:27:26,978 How you been? 593 00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:28,614 I've been good, how you been? 594 00:27:28,615 --> 00:27:29,815 Been good. 595 00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:31,249 What's up with the blue hair? 596 00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:34,553 Let's cut the small talk, let me see that thing. 597 00:27:34,554 --> 00:27:35,787 What thing? 598 00:27:35,788 --> 00:27:37,456 Heard you got a Duraflame, brother. 599 00:27:37,457 --> 00:27:38,624 Let me see it. 600 00:27:40,693 --> 00:27:42,060 You wanna see my pecker? 601 00:27:42,061 --> 00:27:45,663 I ain't gay, Hap, I fuck models only. Okay? 602 00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:47,266 Just been hearing about that thing since high school, 603 00:27:47,267 --> 00:27:49,401 and I wanna see what I'm up against. 604 00:27:49,402 --> 00:27:50,819 Come on. 605 00:27:50,820 --> 00:27:52,237 Bust it out. 606 00:27:52,238 --> 00:27:54,639 Come on. - All right. 607 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:57,575 All right, sit down. 608 00:27:57,576 --> 00:28:00,512 Now don't get scared. 609 00:28:02,381 --> 00:28:04,350 Yeah right. 610 00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:13,860 Fuck. 611 00:28:16,062 --> 00:28:17,563 Who are you, dude? 612 00:28:20,666 --> 00:28:22,067 Yeah, I'd be happy too, 613 00:28:22,068 --> 00:28:25,004 if I was packing that kind of heat. 614 00:28:25,872 --> 00:28:28,139 Holy shit! 615 00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:30,777 * Fuck the police, comin' straight from the underground * 616 00:28:30,778 --> 00:28:31,944 * A young nigga got it bad 617 00:28:31,945 --> 00:28:33,144 * 'Cause I'm brown 618 00:28:33,145 --> 00:28:35,664 * And not the other color so police think * 619 00:28:35,665 --> 00:28:37,808 * They have the authority to kill a minority * 620 00:28:37,809 --> 00:28:39,951 * Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one * 621 00:28:39,952 --> 00:28:42,288 * For a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun * 622 00:28:42,289 --> 00:28:44,823 * To be beatin' on, and thrown in jail * 623 00:28:44,824 --> 00:28:47,726 * We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell * 624 00:28:47,727 --> 00:28:50,095 * Fuckin' with me cause I'm a teenager * 625 00:28:50,096 --> 00:28:52,464 * With a little bit of gold and a pager * 626 00:28:52,465 --> 00:28:53,799 * Searchin' my car 627 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,234 * Lookin' for the product 628 00:28:56,650 --> 00:28:58,370 - What the fuck, dude? - What are you doing? 629 00:28:58,371 --> 00:28:59,304 That was Brenda. 630 00:28:59,305 --> 00:29:00,238 - So? - So what? 631 00:29:00,239 --> 00:29:01,773 I gotta go back and say hi. 632 00:29:01,774 --> 00:29:04,276 No you don't, dude, you just saw her an hour ago. 633 00:29:07,379 --> 00:29:08,579 Hey, poo-poo. 634 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,581 Where are you going, Justin? 635 00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,583 I'm on my way to your house. 636 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:15,321 I thought we were gonna rent "Titanic" tonight. 637 00:29:15,322 --> 00:29:17,455 Is she fucking for real? 638 00:29:17,456 --> 00:29:20,326 Uh, I think we might go catch a drink or something. 639 00:29:20,327 --> 00:29:21,160 Oh. 640 00:29:22,929 --> 00:29:24,931 Well, I wanna catch a drink. 641 00:29:24,932 --> 00:29:26,866 That'll never happen. 642 00:29:31,003 --> 00:29:34,807 Have fun with your girlfriends, Justin. 643 00:29:35,908 --> 00:29:38,176 No, poo-poo, we're just gonna. 644 00:29:38,177 --> 00:29:40,445 That's Brenda. 645 00:29:40,446 --> 00:29:42,113 I think her face says it all. 646 00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:44,332 No, poo-poo, we're just gonna. 647 00:29:44,333 --> 00:29:46,042 Love you. 648 00:29:46,043 --> 00:29:47,752 Thanks, guys. 649 00:29:47,753 --> 00:29:49,788 Please, dude, we just did you a favor. 650 00:30:09,575 --> 00:30:11,977 Dude, your cousin's hat's killing me right now. 651 00:30:11,978 --> 00:30:16,815 Take a look at his boots, you won't even notice the hat. 652 00:30:22,855 --> 00:30:24,723 Miss, well, howdy. 653 00:30:24,724 --> 00:30:26,591 Howdy. 654 00:30:26,592 --> 00:30:28,093 What's up? 655 00:30:28,094 --> 00:30:30,746 - Yee-haw. - Hey, partner. 656 00:30:30,747 --> 00:30:33,398 - Howdy. - Howdy. 657 00:30:33,399 --> 00:30:35,300 You look like a real cowboy. 658 00:30:35,301 --> 00:30:37,202 Why don't you come with us 659 00:30:37,203 --> 00:30:39,521 and show us how the west was hung? 660 00:30:39,522 --> 00:30:41,615 You got a big head. 661 00:30:41,616 --> 00:30:43,709 Must be my lucky hat. 662 00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:47,479 I don't even think that was a good rap, did you? 663 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:49,814 Coop, he didn't even open his mouth. 664 00:30:49,815 --> 00:30:52,333 Poo-poo, listen to me! I didn't wanna come! 665 00:30:52,334 --> 00:30:54,853 No, they made me come. Of course I love you. 666 00:30:54,854 --> 00:30:56,121 I don't believe you! 667 00:30:56,122 --> 00:30:58,507 Ready for a blowjob, cowboy? 668 00:30:58,508 --> 00:31:00,893 - Yee! - No hands, girls. 669 00:31:01,961 --> 00:31:06,332 Can't fit in my mouth! 670 00:31:09,335 --> 00:31:10,568 Bam! 671 00:31:10,569 --> 00:31:13,372 You need Therapy, Thursday nights. 672 00:31:15,307 --> 00:31:17,075 - Bye bye. - Bam! 673 00:31:17,076 --> 00:31:19,245 Therapy, I know, got it. 674 00:31:20,179 --> 00:31:21,679 Peace. 675 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,482 I don't know, I just wanna be taken seriously, you know? 676 00:31:23,483 --> 00:31:25,316 Like a cross between Ricky Martin 677 00:31:25,317 --> 00:31:27,987 with that sensuality, you know, that bon-bon, 678 00:31:27,988 --> 00:31:30,089 and Fred Durst with the business sense. 679 00:31:30,090 --> 00:31:31,456 But the new shit I'm doing, 680 00:31:31,457 --> 00:31:32,824 we're called the Dirty Underwear Brothers, 681 00:31:32,825 --> 00:31:35,026 my brother programs the beats, 682 00:31:35,027 --> 00:31:37,228 I'm the lyricalist. 683 00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:39,331 You know, it's like NSYNC 684 00:31:40,799 --> 00:31:45,237 meets fucking Kid, Kid Rock in a dark alley. 685 00:31:45,238 --> 00:31:47,139 Oh, dude, look. Dude. 686 00:31:52,044 --> 00:31:52,844 Fuck. 687 00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:57,482 Dude, you know who that is? 688 00:31:57,483 --> 00:31:58,951 I think that's the chick from the Diesel ads. 689 00:31:58,952 --> 00:32:00,151 I think you're right. 690 00:32:00,152 --> 00:32:02,154 No, dude, I know I'm right. 691 00:32:02,155 --> 00:32:03,489 Fuck, she's hot. 692 00:32:05,591 --> 00:32:07,092 Oh, did you see that? 693 00:32:07,093 --> 00:32:09,195 She was just peeping my shit right there, did you see that? 694 00:32:09,196 --> 00:32:11,196 Yeah, she was peeping you. 695 00:32:11,197 --> 00:32:13,365 You ready to see dawg dial that in? 696 00:32:13,366 --> 00:32:15,701 - Do your business. - I will. 697 00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:19,370 Mm! She's fine, dude. 698 00:32:19,371 --> 00:32:21,890 All right, come here, talk to me. 699 00:32:21,891 --> 00:32:24,410 Telegram a serious conversation. 700 00:32:24,411 --> 00:32:25,410 How's my salad? 701 00:32:25,411 --> 00:32:26,778 It's bangin', you kidding me? 702 00:32:26,779 --> 00:32:27,996 - Banging? - Yes. 703 00:32:27,997 --> 00:32:29,322 - All right. - Go! 704 00:32:29,323 --> 00:32:30,649 - I'm going. - Go! 705 00:32:37,623 --> 00:32:39,757 You had me at hello. 706 00:32:39,758 --> 00:32:41,809 Did I say hello to you? 707 00:32:41,810 --> 00:32:43,862 No, but you still had me. 708 00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:48,934 Has anyone ever told you you look like Brad Pitt? 709 00:32:48,935 --> 00:32:49,735 No. 710 00:32:50,636 --> 00:32:52,504 Good. 'Cause you don't. 711 00:32:54,706 --> 00:32:57,209 - Nice shirt. - Love the hair. 712 00:32:59,578 --> 00:33:01,279 I'll call you. 713 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:04,549 It's really weird that you bring up nightmares. 714 00:33:04,550 --> 00:33:07,819 'Cause in my class, we were talking about dreams 715 00:33:07,820 --> 00:33:09,987 and what they... - Oh shit! 716 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:12,791 I didn't tell you about my motherfucking dreams! 717 00:33:12,792 --> 00:33:15,127 Oh, my God, oh God, oh fuck. 718 00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:20,665 I get this one recurring dream, 719 00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:23,869 that I'm being recruited by a boy band, you know? 720 00:33:23,870 --> 00:33:26,771 Fuck. 721 00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:28,274 And as initiation, 722 00:33:30,376 --> 00:33:33,045 they make me sit on a block of ice. 723 00:33:33,046 --> 00:33:35,313 Buck-fucking-naked. 724 00:33:35,314 --> 00:33:38,833 My nuts are like two little lonely fucking raisins. 725 00:33:38,834 --> 00:33:42,479 And right before, you know the cute one with the braids 726 00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:46,125 who's like, uh, has got that, you know what I'm saying? 727 00:33:46,126 --> 00:33:48,259 That boy sticks his finger in my butt. 728 00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:53,099 I, uh, kinda wake up 729 00:33:53,100 --> 00:33:55,167 with a hard-on. 730 00:33:55,168 --> 00:33:56,001 Wow. 731 00:33:57,736 --> 00:33:59,554 I'm really confused, you know? 732 00:33:59,555 --> 00:34:01,181 Do you know what that means? 733 00:34:01,182 --> 00:34:02,712 - Mm-mm. - Chloe, Chloe, Chloe, 734 00:34:02,713 --> 00:34:04,242 I've been looking all over for you. 735 00:34:04,243 --> 00:34:06,145 The lady from the adoption agency, she called, 736 00:34:06,146 --> 00:34:08,313 they found your biological parents. 737 00:34:08,314 --> 00:34:10,482 From Arizona. - Oh! Oh, my God. 738 00:34:10,483 --> 00:34:11,816 Arizona! - Yeah. 739 00:34:11,817 --> 00:34:13,284 I'm so sorry, I have to deal with this. 740 00:34:13,285 --> 00:34:16,922 Oh, shh. No, no, no, no, I was adopted too. 741 00:34:16,923 --> 00:34:18,189 - That's sad - We gotta go. 742 00:34:18,190 --> 00:34:19,440 I really have to go deal with this. 743 00:34:19,441 --> 00:34:20,691 I will call you. - Sorry. 744 00:34:20,692 --> 00:34:23,462 - Good luck, you know? - I'm so sorry. 745 00:34:23,463 --> 00:34:24,729 Where'd you find that wetter? 746 00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:27,133 I don't even wanna get into it. 747 00:34:28,634 --> 00:34:32,238 Why can't I find a guy who isn't romantically retarded? 748 00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:34,256 I mean, someone who will charm the pants off me, 749 00:34:34,257 --> 00:34:36,275 instead of asking me to take them off myself. 750 00:34:36,276 --> 00:34:37,508 I can do that alone. 751 00:34:37,509 --> 00:34:38,944 I thought you didn't wanna get into this. 752 00:34:38,945 --> 00:34:41,946 Well, I didn't, but you asked. 753 00:34:41,947 --> 00:34:45,050 I mean, I don't need a lot, you know? 754 00:34:45,051 --> 00:34:47,752 I don't need like a dozen roses. 755 00:34:47,753 --> 00:34:49,871 I just need someone who will pick me 756 00:34:49,872 --> 00:34:51,798 a daisy every once in a while, you know? 757 00:34:51,799 --> 00:34:53,724 And it wouldn't hurt if he had a job. 758 00:34:53,725 --> 00:34:56,094 I don't care if he works at Taco Bell, you know? 759 00:34:56,095 --> 00:34:57,763 As long as he works. 760 00:34:59,831 --> 00:35:02,633 And 761 00:35:02,634 --> 00:35:05,069 looks good in a suit. 762 00:35:05,070 --> 00:35:08,740 And can ride a skateboard and make me laugh. 763 00:35:11,377 --> 00:35:14,912 When I look into his eyes, you know, I just wanna, 764 00:35:14,913 --> 00:35:19,918 I want that thing, you know, I wanna feel, I wanna become 765 00:35:20,386 --> 00:35:20,986 dreamy. 766 00:35:22,188 --> 00:35:24,855 Dreamy? Wow. 767 00:35:24,856 --> 00:35:27,858 Dude, you'd think after the third fucking date 768 00:35:27,859 --> 00:35:31,497 this guy would know the color of my eyes, you know? 769 00:35:31,498 --> 00:35:33,832 What color are my eyes, Sol? 770 00:35:35,401 --> 00:35:38,002 Depends on what time of day it is. 771 00:35:38,003 --> 00:35:42,841 In the day, they're like this light blue with orange tint. 772 00:35:45,344 --> 00:35:49,146 At night, they're like this grayish blue, 773 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:52,318 and it depends on what kind of mood you're in. 774 00:35:52,319 --> 00:35:54,151 When you're mad, 775 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:58,324 they're like these cat eyes, these weird cat eyes. 776 00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:06,164 That's what I'm talking about. 777 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:15,274 What? 778 00:36:21,913 --> 00:36:22,748 What? 779 00:36:31,056 --> 00:36:33,391 Come here, Tiger. 780 00:36:33,392 --> 00:36:36,161 Oh, this is comfortable. 781 00:36:41,767 --> 00:36:43,334 Shit. 782 00:36:43,335 --> 00:36:45,470 Hey, where's Justin? 783 00:36:45,471 --> 00:36:47,288 Uh, he's in the back. 784 00:36:47,289 --> 00:36:49,107 Oh, my God, ugh! 785 00:36:50,309 --> 00:36:52,311 I am gonna kick his ass! 786 00:36:53,245 --> 00:36:55,413 Hey, what are you doing? 787 00:36:55,414 --> 00:36:58,048 Weren't you wondering where I was? 788 00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:00,319 Of course I was wondering where you were. 789 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,337 Where you been? - I wanna go. 790 00:37:02,338 --> 00:37:04,597 Brenda, you just got here. 791 00:37:04,598 --> 00:37:06,858 I know, and now I wanna go! 792 00:37:06,859 --> 00:37:07,858 I'm having fun. 793 00:37:07,859 --> 00:37:10,395 Well, congratulations! 794 00:37:10,396 --> 00:37:13,332 Justin, look, I'm having my period. 795 00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:15,933 Don't be difficult. 796 00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:17,269 No, you can't do that. 797 00:37:17,270 --> 00:37:18,803 What? 798 00:37:18,804 --> 00:37:20,972 Last week, you were PMSing, this week you're on your rag? 799 00:37:20,973 --> 00:37:22,708 You can't be a bitch two weeks out of the month. 800 00:37:22,709 --> 00:37:23,941 I can't tolerate it. 801 00:37:23,942 --> 00:37:25,893 If you're gonna use your period card one week, 802 00:37:25,894 --> 00:37:27,846 you can't use your PMS card the next week. 803 00:37:27,847 --> 00:37:30,949 It's not fair! It's one or the other! 804 00:37:32,518 --> 00:37:33,952 You're so cute. 805 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:37,988 I love it when you get mad. 806 00:37:37,989 --> 00:37:41,226 I'll tell you what, if we go right now, 807 00:37:42,294 --> 00:37:43,878 I'll let you do anything you want to me. 808 00:37:43,879 --> 00:37:45,464 But you just said you were on your period. 809 00:37:45,465 --> 00:37:46,864 I know. 810 00:37:46,865 --> 00:37:48,700 Today was my last day. 811 00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:51,169 Anything? 812 00:37:52,938 --> 00:37:54,306 Anything. 813 00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:03,381 I feel like I'm 10 years old. 814 00:38:03,382 --> 00:38:05,884 Mmm. That's the point, baby. 815 00:38:07,953 --> 00:38:10,021 You like sucking on that lolly? 816 00:38:10,022 --> 00:38:11,089 - Yeah. - Mmm. 817 00:38:12,057 --> 00:38:12,891 Say it. 818 00:38:18,697 --> 00:38:21,700 Daddy, I finished all my homework. 819 00:38:23,001 --> 00:38:26,838 Did you eat all your vegetables today, baby? 820 00:38:28,106 --> 00:38:29,107 - Yes. - Hmm. 821 00:38:30,842 --> 00:38:33,612 And what's daddy's number one rule? 822 00:38:33,613 --> 00:38:35,213 Don't tell Mommy? 823 00:38:37,849 --> 00:38:39,950 Good girl. 824 00:38:39,951 --> 00:38:41,452 Good little girl. 825 00:38:41,453 --> 00:38:43,789 - You're a pervert. - I know. 826 00:38:51,196 --> 00:38:54,700 Wait, sweetie, did you brush your teeth? 827 00:38:56,402 --> 00:38:57,403 Of course. 828 00:38:59,938 --> 00:39:02,190 Did you wash your hands? 829 00:39:02,191 --> 00:39:04,442 Oh, come on, Brenda. 830 00:39:04,443 --> 00:39:06,111 Poo-poo, you know if you're gonna touch me, 831 00:39:06,112 --> 00:39:08,614 I need your hands to be clean. 832 00:39:16,955 --> 00:39:19,224 - You like do you? - Uh-huh. 833 00:39:26,465 --> 00:39:28,116 - I'm gonna cum. - Not in me! 834 00:39:28,117 --> 00:39:29,767 Come on, Brenda, please? 835 00:39:29,768 --> 00:39:31,537 - No, I said no. - Just once. 836 00:39:31,538 --> 00:39:32,370 No. No. 837 00:39:33,972 --> 00:39:35,541 Okay, baby. Okay. 838 00:39:36,508 --> 00:39:37,992 All right, I'll pull out. 839 00:39:37,993 --> 00:39:39,519 No, no, no, not on me. 840 00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,517 Come on, Brenda, please. 841 00:39:41,518 --> 00:39:43,514 Just this once. - No. No. 842 00:39:43,515 --> 00:39:45,917 You're killing me. Okay, I'm just gonna... 843 00:39:45,918 --> 00:39:47,718 Not near me! 844 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:50,088 Not in me, not on me, not near me? 845 00:39:50,089 --> 00:39:51,590 What I'm gonna do? 846 00:39:52,758 --> 00:39:55,093 What if we don't cum at all, poo-poo? 847 00:39:55,094 --> 00:39:56,711 Huh? Huh? 848 00:39:56,712 --> 00:39:58,328 What? 849 00:39:58,329 --> 00:39:59,630 Oh, God. 850 00:39:59,631 --> 00:40:01,232 Oh, God! - Oh no! 851 00:40:06,672 --> 00:40:07,872 Sir, this is Mr. Achmed! 852 00:40:07,873 --> 00:40:08,973 You owe money very much for rent! 853 00:40:08,974 --> 00:40:10,134 If you do not pay... - Fuck off. 854 00:40:16,515 --> 00:40:17,749 Angie. 855 00:40:19,885 --> 00:40:22,488 Angie, Sol. What are you doing? 856 00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:26,024 So I guess you're in for the night, huh? 857 00:40:26,025 --> 00:40:28,627 Katie, Sol. What are you doing? 858 00:40:30,195 --> 00:40:31,395 Really? 859 00:40:31,396 --> 00:40:34,432 Chyna, it's Sol, pick up, you there? 860 00:40:34,433 --> 00:40:36,834 I know you're there, pick up. 861 00:40:36,835 --> 00:40:40,639 Hey, Jenny, it's Sol, what are you doing? 862 00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:41,439 Oh he is? 863 00:40:42,373 --> 00:40:43,174 Okay, bye. 864 00:40:44,610 --> 00:40:46,411 Call her. Yo, dude, just call her. 865 00:40:46,412 --> 00:40:47,978 Why not? Come on, call her. 866 00:40:47,979 --> 00:40:50,315 Tammie is not an option. No, no! 867 00:40:50,316 --> 00:40:52,884 Fuck it. 868 00:40:56,154 --> 00:40:57,454 Hello? 869 00:40:57,455 --> 00:40:59,724 Hey, Tammie, what are you doing? 870 00:40:59,725 --> 00:41:02,193 Look, getting laid was the last thing on my mind, all right? 871 00:41:02,194 --> 00:41:03,662 I'm too tired. 872 00:41:03,663 --> 00:41:05,129 Jesus. 873 00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:07,633 I just wanted to talk. 874 00:41:12,170 --> 00:41:13,539 So what do you wanna talk about? 875 00:41:13,540 --> 00:41:14,872 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 876 00:41:14,873 --> 00:41:15,841 Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop. 877 00:41:15,842 --> 00:41:17,675 Don't stop! 878 00:41:17,676 --> 00:41:19,110 What? - Can't believe you, Sol. 879 00:41:19,111 --> 00:41:21,195 You're never gonna change. 880 00:41:21,196 --> 00:41:23,122 What are you talking about? 881 00:41:23,123 --> 00:41:25,049 Sol, you just don't get it. 882 00:41:25,050 --> 00:41:27,001 You've never taken me out, you only call me 883 00:41:27,002 --> 00:41:28,954 at like 2:00 in the morning, I'm sick of it! 884 00:41:28,955 --> 00:41:30,656 You treat me like some cheap hooker! 885 00:41:30,657 --> 00:41:32,073 I wanna be taken out! 886 00:41:32,074 --> 00:41:33,490 I've taken you out. 887 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:36,595 When? You name one time that you've taken me out. 888 00:41:36,596 --> 00:41:38,596 We went to the movies once. 889 00:41:38,597 --> 00:41:41,600 That doesn't count, I ran into you at the movies. 890 00:41:41,601 --> 00:41:43,500 Yeah, but we sat together. 891 00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:45,503 Look, until you take me on a proper date, 892 00:41:45,504 --> 00:41:46,804 I don't wanna know you. 893 00:41:46,805 --> 00:41:48,640 All right, fine, you wanna go out on a date? 894 00:41:48,641 --> 00:41:50,407 Let's go, right now! 895 00:41:50,408 --> 00:41:52,778 It's 3:00 in the morning, give me a break! 896 00:41:52,779 --> 00:41:53,745 All right. 897 00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:57,515 You wanna go out on a date? 898 00:41:57,516 --> 00:41:58,483 Let's do it. 899 00:41:59,718 --> 00:42:00,785 When? 900 00:42:00,786 --> 00:42:03,021 Be here tomorrow at 8:00. 901 00:42:05,456 --> 00:42:07,525 You cannot be seen in public with her. 902 00:42:07,526 --> 00:42:09,661 Don't you think I know this? 903 00:42:09,662 --> 00:42:11,797 I've got one word for you. 904 00:42:11,798 --> 00:42:13,030 Schlomo's. 905 00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:14,999 Schlomo's? 906 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,001 My grandparents go to Schlomo's. 907 00:42:17,002 --> 00:42:19,270 Dude, exactly, but you take her to the one in the valley, 908 00:42:19,271 --> 00:42:21,740 then nobody sees you. 909 00:42:21,741 --> 00:42:23,173 Right. 910 00:42:23,174 --> 00:42:25,410 See? That's why I love you. 911 00:42:27,646 --> 00:42:29,113 Oh boy. 912 00:42:29,114 --> 00:42:32,550 Cooper has arrived, ladies and gentlemen! 913 00:42:33,652 --> 00:42:35,486 What do you got, Coop? 914 00:42:38,189 --> 00:42:40,458 I've got such a bangover. 915 00:42:41,927 --> 00:42:44,329 I fucked the hottest chick on the planet last night. 916 00:42:44,330 --> 00:42:45,896 I might end up marrying this girl. 917 00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:47,498 Dude, you hit that shit the first night 918 00:42:47,499 --> 00:42:49,667 and you think she's wife material? 919 00:42:49,668 --> 00:42:51,837 Chloe, if you knew the route I took, 920 00:42:51,838 --> 00:42:53,455 coulda hit you too. 921 00:42:53,456 --> 00:42:55,072 Uh, doubtful. 922 00:42:55,073 --> 00:42:59,544 Anyway, I went with the I was abused as a child route. 923 00:42:59,545 --> 00:43:01,612 Shit works every time. 924 00:43:01,613 --> 00:43:04,514 They see you're sensitive, vulnerable, 925 00:43:04,515 --> 00:43:07,485 and a little mysterious, 'cause you got a fucked up past. 926 00:43:07,486 --> 00:43:08,953 It's all in there. 927 00:43:08,954 --> 00:43:10,905 I might have to marry this chick 928 00:43:10,906 --> 00:43:12,858 just to wake up to her name. 929 00:43:13,825 --> 00:43:14,859 Treasure. 930 00:43:14,860 --> 00:43:16,244 Treasure who? 931 00:43:16,245 --> 00:43:17,629 Just Treasure. 932 00:43:18,730 --> 00:43:20,197 She's a one-namer. 933 00:43:20,198 --> 00:43:21,967 You mean the chick on the Diesel billboards? 934 00:43:21,968 --> 00:43:23,133 That's right. 935 00:43:23,134 --> 00:43:24,802 The chick that denied you last night? 936 00:43:24,803 --> 00:43:27,071 They don't call me the Comeback Kid for nothing. 937 00:43:27,072 --> 00:43:29,340 You're right, they just don't call you at all. 938 00:43:29,341 --> 00:43:30,675 You don't believe me? 939 00:43:30,676 --> 00:43:32,009 Smell that. 940 00:43:32,010 --> 00:43:33,511 - Ew! - Oh, my God! 941 00:43:35,446 --> 00:43:36,346 What? 942 00:43:36,347 --> 00:43:37,248 Cooper. 943 00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:40,518 You're claiming the Diesel chick? 944 00:43:40,519 --> 00:43:42,019 Yeah. 945 00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:43,521 You're gonna need proof of purchase on this one. 946 00:43:43,522 --> 00:43:44,755 Proof of purchase? 947 00:43:44,756 --> 00:43:47,358 I'll get you proof of purchase tonight. 948 00:43:47,359 --> 00:43:49,493 Happy! What happened to you last night? 949 00:43:49,494 --> 00:43:51,495 Look at fucking Diggler. 950 00:43:51,496 --> 00:43:53,498 How you hitting 'em, player? 951 00:43:53,499 --> 00:43:54,732 Hi. 952 00:43:54,733 --> 00:43:57,151 Did you get what you deserved last night? 953 00:43:57,152 --> 00:43:59,569 - What? - Did you kill it? 954 00:43:59,570 --> 00:44:00,672 I think what he's trying to say is 955 00:44:00,673 --> 00:44:02,741 did you get any last night? 956 00:44:02,742 --> 00:44:04,308 Oh. 957 00:44:04,309 --> 00:44:05,976 I don't really kiss and tell. 958 00:44:05,977 --> 00:44:08,378 Did you fucking last night? 959 00:44:08,379 --> 00:44:09,614 A little bit of na-na-na-na right there? 960 00:44:09,615 --> 00:44:10,848 A little na-na-na-na-na? 961 00:44:10,849 --> 00:44:12,617 Dude, Cooper, what, you like 40? 962 00:44:12,618 --> 00:44:13,818 Would you grow up already? 963 00:44:13,819 --> 00:44:15,285 Jesus Christ, Happy, I'm sorry. 964 00:44:15,286 --> 00:44:17,055 You know, these guys, they really don't get any, 965 00:44:17,056 --> 00:44:19,657 so when they do, they don't kiss and tell, 966 00:44:19,658 --> 00:44:21,058 they kiss and yell. 967 00:44:21,059 --> 00:44:23,494 Shit, I get more ass than a toilet seat 968 00:44:23,495 --> 00:44:24,628 at the Lilith Fair. 969 00:44:24,629 --> 00:44:25,746 Bernie Best's office, 970 00:44:25,747 --> 00:44:26,864 can you please hold? 971 00:44:26,865 --> 00:44:28,732 Bernie Best's office, can you please hold? 972 00:44:28,733 --> 00:44:30,600 Bernie Best's office, can you please hold? 973 00:44:30,601 --> 00:44:33,271 Sol, I'm working. Why don't you try it sometime? 974 00:44:33,272 --> 00:44:34,538 Yeah, call me later. 975 00:44:34,539 --> 00:44:36,074 Bernie Best's office, thank you for holding. 976 00:44:36,075 --> 00:44:37,307 Oh, hey, Sid. 977 00:44:37,308 --> 00:44:39,610 Hold on, let me see if I can get her. 978 00:44:39,611 --> 00:44:41,913 Sid on line one! - Speak to Regina! 979 00:44:43,248 --> 00:44:44,749 Sid on line one! 980 00:44:44,750 --> 00:44:46,251 I said no! 981 00:44:47,552 --> 00:44:48,786 Sid? 982 00:44:48,787 --> 00:44:49,587 Yeah, she's stuck in the canyons right now, 983 00:44:49,588 --> 00:44:51,288 can I take a message? 984 00:44:51,289 --> 00:44:52,758 I'll have my boy call you. 985 00:44:52,759 --> 00:44:54,058 Okay, bye. 986 00:44:54,059 --> 00:44:55,392 Thank you for holding. 987 00:44:55,393 --> 00:44:57,562 Oh, hey, Mr. Stone, hold on one second. 988 00:44:57,563 --> 00:45:00,164 Oliver Stone on three! 989 00:45:00,165 --> 00:45:01,699 I gotta go, I'll talk to you later. 990 00:45:01,700 --> 00:45:02,967 Oliver! 991 00:45:02,968 --> 00:45:04,234 Hi! 992 00:45:04,235 --> 00:45:07,873 Hey, what's the good word, my friend? 993 00:45:07,874 --> 00:45:10,540 Of course I read your script. 994 00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:13,544 You know what, let me get my notes, okay? 995 00:45:13,545 --> 00:45:14,779 Hold on one sec. 996 00:45:14,780 --> 00:45:16,014 Jimmy! Jimmy! 997 00:45:17,082 --> 00:45:18,115 Yeah? 998 00:45:18,116 --> 00:45:19,850 I need coverage on the script 999 00:45:19,851 --> 00:45:21,586 I gave you to read last night. 1000 00:45:23,989 --> 00:45:26,624 It flowed really well, really memorable characters, 1001 00:45:26,625 --> 00:45:30,929 definite actor's piece, uh, fantastic read. 1002 00:45:30,930 --> 00:45:31,763 Oliver? 1003 00:45:32,697 --> 00:45:33,864 First of all, 1004 00:45:33,865 --> 00:45:34,799 can I just tell you, 1005 00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:36,033 I can't remember the last time 1006 00:45:36,034 --> 00:45:37,602 I read a script that flowed this smoothly. 1007 00:45:37,603 --> 00:45:39,770 It was brilliant, brilliant! 1008 00:45:39,771 --> 00:45:43,942 And the characters, I mean talk about memorable, please! 1009 00:45:43,943 --> 00:45:44,776 Yes. 1010 00:45:46,177 --> 00:45:47,278 And I sobbed. 1011 00:45:48,613 --> 00:45:51,983 I sob, no, I know it's a comedy, I sobbed from laughing. 1012 00:45:51,984 --> 00:45:53,417 Can we reschedule for tomorrow? 1013 00:45:53,418 --> 00:45:55,353 Yes. Who do I think would be good for the lead? 1014 00:45:55,354 --> 00:45:57,454 Uh, great question. 1015 00:45:57,455 --> 00:45:58,790 Uh, no, Denzel's not available today. 1016 00:45:58,791 --> 00:46:00,625 Can we reschedule for tomorrow? 1017 00:46:00,626 --> 00:46:02,092 Denzel! 1018 00:46:02,093 --> 00:46:05,096 Denzel Washington needs something like this, Oliver! 1019 00:46:05,097 --> 00:46:05,931 He would. 1020 00:46:08,099 --> 00:46:10,700 Of course I know the character's Vietnamese. 1021 00:46:10,701 --> 00:46:14,906 But come on, you know Denzel, he's like a chameleon. 1022 00:46:14,907 --> 00:46:16,407 What do you think? 1023 00:46:17,976 --> 00:46:19,043 Oliver? 1024 00:46:19,044 --> 00:46:21,211 Hello? 1025 00:46:21,212 --> 00:46:22,547 Oh, fuck! Jimmy! 1026 00:46:23,448 --> 00:46:24,915 Why did you say Denzel, 1027 00:46:24,916 --> 00:46:26,784 when you knew the goddamn character was a gook? 1028 00:46:26,785 --> 00:46:27,985 No, I didn't say Den... 1029 00:46:27,986 --> 00:46:29,354 You made me look like a fucking idiot! 1030 00:46:29,355 --> 00:46:30,855 No, I didn't say Denzel. 1031 00:46:30,856 --> 00:46:33,058 I mean, I said Denzel, but I mean Denzel for rescheduling. 1032 00:46:33,059 --> 00:46:36,094 Shut it, okay? Shut it, don't speak. 1033 00:46:36,095 --> 00:46:39,196 All right, don't even breathe! 1034 00:46:39,197 --> 00:46:42,132 Which reminds me. 1035 00:46:42,133 --> 00:46:43,633 The Fonz has chronic halitosis 1036 00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:46,536 and it's making me nauseous, okay? 1037 00:46:46,537 --> 00:46:48,872 Now I don't wanna smell either one of you 1038 00:46:48,873 --> 00:46:51,209 until the situation is taken care of. 1039 00:46:51,210 --> 00:46:52,994 I'm talking about you! 1040 00:46:52,995 --> 00:46:54,779 You got a foul mouth. 1041 00:46:58,449 --> 00:47:01,486 Get it done. 1042 00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:06,892 Summer? You're up. 1043 00:47:14,933 --> 00:47:17,002 This is what you do every day? 1044 00:47:17,003 --> 00:47:18,502 I could get used to this. 1045 00:47:18,503 --> 00:47:20,105 Happy, not right now, I'm trying to concentrate, 1046 00:47:20,106 --> 00:47:21,772 I need to book this. 1047 00:47:27,612 --> 00:47:30,848 Buddy, relax, it's just a commercial. 1048 00:47:32,550 --> 00:47:34,368 Sol Goode, you're up. 1049 00:47:34,369 --> 00:47:36,145 Yeah. Wish me luck. 1050 00:47:36,146 --> 00:47:37,922 Good luck. 1051 00:47:37,923 --> 00:47:42,560 Sol, are you here for the Mentos commercial? 1052 00:47:42,561 --> 00:47:43,394 Sure am. 1053 00:47:44,595 --> 00:47:47,865 Hmm, I think you might be too old. 1054 00:47:47,866 --> 00:47:50,301 Um, Blakley Simms, you're up. 1055 00:47:58,276 --> 00:48:01,779 Are you here for the Levi's commercial? 1056 00:48:01,780 --> 00:48:03,048 - Me? - No, you. 1057 00:48:05,416 --> 00:48:08,819 Uh, no, I'm here waiting on my cousin Sol. 1058 00:48:08,820 --> 00:48:12,223 Not anymore, you're coming in on Levi's. 1059 00:48:12,224 --> 00:48:13,624 Yippee-ki-yi-yay. 1060 00:48:16,027 --> 00:48:17,795 There was dialogue? 1061 00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:21,066 What was it for? 1062 00:48:22,167 --> 00:48:23,467 Levi's. 1063 00:48:23,468 --> 00:48:26,186 A fucking Levi's commercial? 1064 00:48:26,187 --> 00:48:28,905 With dialogue? 1065 00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:31,876 So how do you think you did? 1066 00:48:31,877 --> 00:48:33,794 Psst, I don't know. 1067 00:48:33,795 --> 00:48:35,713 He said I bookered it. 1068 00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:38,715 You fucking booked it? 1069 00:48:38,716 --> 00:48:40,517 Apparently. 1070 00:48:40,518 --> 00:48:42,086 Fuck! 1071 00:48:42,087 --> 00:48:43,320 Are you mad? 1072 00:48:43,321 --> 00:48:45,589 No, I'm not mad. I'm psyched for you. 1073 00:48:45,590 --> 00:48:47,591 You've been in this town five fucking minutes, 1074 00:48:47,592 --> 00:48:50,561 you're already booking commercials, I'm fucking happy! 1075 00:48:50,562 --> 00:48:53,397 I think that's fucking great! 1076 00:48:53,398 --> 00:48:55,700 Yeah, you know what, he got lucky. You know, it happens. 1077 00:48:55,701 --> 00:48:58,503 It doesn't happen, all right? Not to me. 1078 00:48:58,504 --> 00:49:00,054 Maybe I suck. 1079 00:49:00,055 --> 00:49:01,606 Chloe, do I suck? 1080 00:49:02,907 --> 00:49:04,141 No. 1081 00:49:04,142 --> 00:49:05,276 I mean, I haven't really seen you in that much, 1082 00:49:05,277 --> 00:49:06,977 but I'm sure you're great. 1083 00:49:06,978 --> 00:49:09,347 You'd tell me if I suck though right? 1084 00:49:09,348 --> 00:49:10,981 Of course. 1085 00:49:10,982 --> 00:49:14,518 Maybe my dad's right, 1086 00:49:14,519 --> 00:49:17,187 maybe I should just give it up. 1087 00:49:17,188 --> 00:49:19,557 Well, have you ever thought about doing anything else? 1088 00:49:19,558 --> 00:49:21,859 I don't know what else I would do. 1089 00:49:21,860 --> 00:49:24,328 Hold on. 1090 00:49:24,329 --> 00:49:26,730 Hello? 1091 00:49:26,731 --> 00:49:27,964 Yeah, yeah, I'll hold. 1092 00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:29,434 It's my agent, maybe I booked. 1093 00:49:29,435 --> 00:49:31,102 Please, God, please! 1094 00:49:32,437 --> 00:49:33,438 Hey! George! 1095 00:49:35,073 --> 00:49:37,574 No, no, listen, I knew it was a comedy, 1096 00:49:37,575 --> 00:49:40,211 I just, I want to go the other way with it, 1097 00:49:40,212 --> 00:49:42,247 I wanted to show my range. 1098 00:49:42,248 --> 00:49:43,713 You know. 1099 00:49:43,714 --> 00:49:45,816 Look, come on, man, I know it's been a few years, 1100 00:49:45,817 --> 00:49:47,085 gimme a chance. 1101 00:49:48,153 --> 00:49:48,986 Okay. 1102 00:49:50,888 --> 00:49:53,190 What's up? 1103 00:49:53,191 --> 00:49:56,261 I just got dropped by my agent. I'm losing my house. 1104 00:49:56,262 --> 00:49:58,296 And there goes your car. 1105 00:49:58,297 --> 00:49:59,397 No! 1106 00:49:59,398 --> 00:50:00,498 No, no! 1107 00:50:01,632 --> 00:50:02,850 Hey! 1108 00:50:02,851 --> 00:50:04,069 Hey! No! 1109 00:50:06,304 --> 00:50:07,272 Fuck! 1110 00:50:12,443 --> 00:50:14,045 Oh, hey, what's this? 1111 00:50:14,046 --> 00:50:14,879 Nothing. 1112 00:50:17,348 --> 00:50:19,450 - What are you doing? - What? 1113 00:50:19,451 --> 00:50:21,119 Put down the bong. 1114 00:50:24,655 --> 00:50:26,023 I know you don't wanna hear it, 1115 00:50:26,024 --> 00:50:27,457 but you have to face it, 1116 00:50:27,458 --> 00:50:31,229 you just can't keep running away from everything. 1117 00:50:32,863 --> 00:50:36,867 God, you've got more potential than anyone I know. 1118 00:50:36,868 --> 00:50:39,703 Everything you want is right in front of you, 1119 00:50:39,704 --> 00:50:42,122 all you have to go is go out and get it, you know, 1120 00:50:42,123 --> 00:50:44,299 but you just expect everything to come to you, 1121 00:50:44,300 --> 00:50:46,522 and you know what, that is not how life works. 1122 00:50:46,523 --> 00:50:48,746 Chloe, that's fucking bullshit, all right? 1123 00:50:48,747 --> 00:50:49,980 I'm out there busting my ass... 1124 00:50:49,981 --> 00:50:51,515 Busting your ass? 1125 00:50:51,516 --> 00:50:53,184 Right, 'cause your biggest responsibility 1126 00:50:53,185 --> 00:50:55,719 every day is where to eat lunch, 1127 00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:58,789 or how to get a girl out of your bed? 1128 00:51:02,327 --> 00:51:03,627 I gotta go. 1129 00:51:03,628 --> 00:51:05,162 What do you mean go? 1130 00:51:05,163 --> 00:51:07,681 We're having a discussion, let's finish. 1131 00:51:07,682 --> 00:51:10,025 I would love to finish this, 1132 00:51:10,026 --> 00:51:12,370 but I have to get to work. 1133 00:51:34,024 --> 00:51:37,228 What else could possibly go wrong? 1134 00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:42,983 * Fall out my cage 1135 00:51:42,984 --> 00:51:44,868 * Gonna rattle my cage 1136 00:51:44,869 --> 00:51:47,204 * Gonna break free, falling 1137 00:51:47,205 --> 00:51:50,175 This ride's pretty sweet huh? Huh? 1138 00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:54,511 Few promotional stops once in a while 1139 00:51:54,512 --> 00:51:56,914 and this baby, woo, is as good as mine. 1140 00:51:58,149 --> 00:52:00,318 I might be able to hook you up. 1141 00:52:00,319 --> 00:52:02,003 No, I'm good. 1142 00:52:02,004 --> 00:52:03,688 Okay. Cool, D. 1143 00:52:05,856 --> 00:52:06,691 Sol? 1144 00:52:10,261 --> 00:52:11,095 Hey, Sol! 1145 00:52:17,335 --> 00:52:18,169 Sol. Sol! 1146 00:52:20,004 --> 00:52:22,407 Sol, I think that girl knows you. 1147 00:52:22,408 --> 00:52:23,241 Angie. 1148 00:52:24,509 --> 00:52:26,777 Whose car is that? 1149 00:52:26,778 --> 00:52:28,345 Uh. 1150 00:52:28,346 --> 00:52:30,215 It's my friend Tammie's. 1151 00:52:30,216 --> 00:52:31,449 - Hi. - Oh, hey. 1152 00:52:34,485 --> 00:52:35,320 Call me. 1153 00:52:40,191 --> 00:52:42,159 Actually, I just gotta make a quick stop. 1154 00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:42,993 Stop? 1155 00:52:44,362 --> 00:52:46,847 A stop? No, we don't have time for a stop. 1156 00:52:46,848 --> 00:52:49,334 It'll only take two seconds. 1157 00:52:49,335 --> 00:52:50,535 It's right up here. 1158 00:52:57,508 --> 00:52:59,343 Hey, hey, hey, what's up everybody? 1159 00:52:59,344 --> 00:53:01,579 This is Spider and you are back in The Web! 1160 00:53:01,580 --> 00:53:02,980 We're out here in Los Angeles again, 1161 00:53:02,981 --> 00:53:04,448 another Red Bull Undercover. 1162 00:53:04,449 --> 00:53:06,015 You know the dealio, any minute now 1163 00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:07,517 a major rock band's gonna hit the stage. 1164 00:53:07,518 --> 00:53:09,803 I don't know who it is, you don't know who it is. 1165 00:53:09,804 --> 00:53:12,089 Maybe some of these crazy people know who it is. 1166 00:53:12,090 --> 00:53:13,224 Huh? Anybody know? 1167 00:53:13,225 --> 00:53:14,358 Oh, is that the band? 1168 00:53:14,359 --> 00:53:15,992 No, no, no, that is Red Bull, 1169 00:53:15,993 --> 00:53:19,330 supplying a very unneeded energy boost to these rapid fans. 1170 00:53:19,331 --> 00:53:20,748 Let's see what our little sponsor knows. 1171 00:53:20,749 --> 00:53:22,165 Two seconds, I'll be right back. 1172 00:53:22,166 --> 00:53:23,600 What are you talking about, we gotta go! 1173 00:53:23,601 --> 00:53:26,070 - Excuse me, excuse me! - Tammie, what are you doing? 1174 00:53:26,071 --> 00:53:28,138 Who wants a Red Bull? 1175 00:53:28,139 --> 00:53:29,474 Come and get it! 1176 00:53:30,441 --> 00:53:32,277 Here you go, Red Bull! 1177 00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:36,681 Here's your Red Bull! You want the Red Bull? 1178 00:53:36,682 --> 00:53:38,415 Want some of that? 1179 00:53:38,416 --> 00:53:40,451 Want some of that right there? 1180 00:53:40,452 --> 00:53:42,018 Want that right there? 1181 00:53:42,019 --> 00:53:43,454 That right there? - Excuse me, Mr. Red Bull. 1182 00:53:43,455 --> 00:53:44,955 Excuse me, excuse me, sir, 1183 00:53:44,956 --> 00:53:46,456 do you know who the band is 1184 00:53:46,457 --> 00:53:48,592 or where the band is? - I don't know anything. 1185 00:53:48,593 --> 00:53:50,728 He doesn't know much, he's a little shy. 1186 00:53:50,729 --> 00:53:51,729 Holy shit! 1187 00:53:55,700 --> 00:53:57,166 Hello? 1188 00:53:57,167 --> 00:53:58,803 What are you doing wearing my shirt, bitch? 1189 00:53:58,804 --> 00:54:00,670 - What? - You heard me. 1190 00:54:00,671 --> 00:54:03,107 I thought you had dinner with your grandparents tonight. 1191 00:54:03,108 --> 00:54:05,209 I am, I'm with them right now. 1192 00:54:05,210 --> 00:54:06,443 Don't lie to me, fool, 1193 00:54:06,444 --> 00:54:09,547 you're going public with Tammie right now. 1194 00:54:09,548 --> 00:54:11,047 How do you know? 1195 00:54:11,048 --> 00:54:12,783 How do I know? I'm watching you on TV. 1196 00:54:12,784 --> 00:54:14,250 What? 1197 00:54:14,251 --> 00:54:16,119 No! No, no, no. 1198 00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:18,623 And for all those people that aren't watching, 1199 00:54:18,624 --> 00:54:21,392 I might just have to hit record. 1200 00:54:21,393 --> 00:54:23,026 "Proof of purchase"? 1201 00:54:23,027 --> 00:54:25,330 I got your proof of purchase, dawg. 1202 00:54:25,331 --> 00:54:26,931 Bye bye. - Wait! 1203 00:54:26,932 --> 00:54:27,998 Wait! 1204 00:54:29,567 --> 00:54:30,401 Oh, shit! 1205 00:54:38,876 --> 00:54:41,779 - There you are. - Hey, Happy, what's up? 1206 00:54:41,780 --> 00:54:43,112 What are you studying? 1207 00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:45,950 Uh, Freud's psychosexual stages. 1208 00:54:47,084 --> 00:54:48,586 Oh, I'm not even gonna ask. 1209 00:54:51,489 --> 00:54:53,590 Well, I'll let you get back to your studying. 1210 00:54:53,591 --> 00:54:56,661 You know what, I've had enough studying for one day. 1211 00:54:56,662 --> 00:54:59,930 Do you wanna grab a drink or something? 1212 00:55:00,931 --> 00:55:02,566 - Sure. - All right. 1213 00:55:02,567 --> 00:55:06,404 Love a drink. 1214 00:55:10,508 --> 00:55:12,259 Hi, welcome to Schlomo's. 1215 00:55:12,260 --> 00:55:14,011 Uh, have you decided what. 1216 00:55:14,012 --> 00:55:15,779 Oh, hi. 1217 00:55:15,780 --> 00:55:17,714 - Hi. - Hi. 1218 00:55:17,715 --> 00:55:20,684 What's up? Oh! 1219 00:55:20,685 --> 00:55:22,819 Dude! 1220 00:55:22,820 --> 00:55:24,855 What can I get for you, ma'am? 1221 00:55:24,856 --> 00:55:25,690 Um. 1222 00:55:27,057 --> 00:55:30,059 What's the best thing on the menu? 1223 00:55:30,060 --> 00:55:33,398 Uh, well, I mean, I really like these. 1224 00:55:36,434 --> 00:55:37,267 The. 1225 00:55:38,536 --> 00:55:40,738 The uh, gefilte fish. 1226 00:55:40,739 --> 00:55:42,271 Ew, fish. 1227 00:55:42,272 --> 00:55:43,841 Oh, you don't like fish, I don't like fish either. 1228 00:55:43,842 --> 00:55:45,842 God man, we're on a date. 1229 00:55:45,843 --> 00:55:48,077 Yeah, exactly. Sorry. 1230 00:55:48,078 --> 00:55:49,512 How about the chicken, you like chicken? 1231 00:55:49,513 --> 00:55:50,947 Hm-mm, I don't do meat. Mm-mm. 1232 00:55:50,948 --> 00:55:52,683 - Chicken schnitzel is great... - No, I don't do meat. 1233 00:55:52,684 --> 00:55:54,752 No, no meat. - Oh, all right. 1234 00:55:54,753 --> 00:55:56,070 Well, look. - Uh-uh. 1235 00:55:56,071 --> 00:55:57,388 Um, I'll just have. 1236 00:55:59,490 --> 00:56:00,991 I'll have a long island iced tea. 1237 00:56:00,992 --> 00:56:02,993 Okay, coming right up. 1238 00:56:04,161 --> 00:56:05,563 And for you, sir? 1239 00:56:08,566 --> 00:56:09,366 Dude, Sol? 1240 00:56:11,736 --> 00:56:13,069 Sol Goode? 1241 00:56:13,070 --> 00:56:15,806 Hey, uh, Murphy, right? 1242 00:56:15,807 --> 00:56:16,707 Yeah man. 1243 00:56:18,008 --> 00:56:19,909 Man, you and Cooper, man, you, 1244 00:56:19,910 --> 00:56:24,915 you fucked my sister, dude, on the 50-yard line, dude. 1245 00:56:25,516 --> 00:56:26,750 You remember? 1246 00:56:26,751 --> 00:56:28,586 Dude, Nicole the Hole. 1247 00:56:29,754 --> 00:56:31,956 Yeah, right, uh, how's she doing? 1248 00:56:31,957 --> 00:56:33,389 She rockin', dude, rockin'. 1249 00:56:33,390 --> 00:56:37,226 she's on the scene, dude, looking clean. 1250 00:56:37,227 --> 00:56:40,998 So what are you doing on this side of the hill? 1251 00:56:40,999 --> 00:56:42,767 What are you doing in the valley, Sol? 1252 00:56:42,768 --> 00:56:45,536 Uh, just getting a bite to eat. 1253 00:56:48,338 --> 00:56:50,540 Shoo. 1254 00:56:50,541 --> 00:56:53,911 Well what, what can I get for you? 1255 00:56:53,912 --> 00:56:54,745 Uh. 1256 00:56:56,246 --> 00:56:57,948 I think I'll have the brisket. 1257 00:56:57,949 --> 00:56:59,583 Brisket? Cool, bro. 1258 00:56:59,584 --> 00:57:02,369 Brisket and long island iced tea? 1259 00:57:02,370 --> 00:57:04,997 Dude, this guy is my hero, bro. 1260 00:57:04,998 --> 00:57:07,625 Fucked my sister. 1261 00:57:09,159 --> 00:57:13,112 * Ooh, la-la 1262 00:57:13,113 --> 00:57:17,141 * Ooh, la-la 1263 00:57:17,142 --> 00:57:21,225 * Ooh, la-la 1264 00:57:21,226 --> 00:57:24,468 * Ooh, la-la 1265 00:57:24,469 --> 00:57:27,712 * Ooh, la-la 1266 00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:31,831 Go ahead, you can touch it. 1267 00:57:31,832 --> 00:57:34,183 God, your chest is so smooth. 1268 00:57:34,184 --> 00:57:35,735 Yeah, you like that, don't you? 1269 00:57:35,736 --> 00:57:37,245 - Mm-hm. - Yeah, I bet you do. 1270 00:57:37,246 --> 00:57:38,755 Don't be scared, 1271 00:57:38,756 --> 00:57:40,057 I'm not gonna bite you. 1272 00:57:44,562 --> 00:57:45,395 Oh, shit! 1273 00:57:46,597 --> 00:57:48,548 Go for it, touch a little more. 1274 00:57:48,549 --> 00:57:50,075 - Oh, baby. - Touch my nipple. 1275 00:57:50,076 --> 00:57:51,601 Seriously, 1276 00:57:51,602 --> 00:57:52,802 I'm not fucking around, 1277 00:57:52,803 --> 00:57:54,004 touch my nipple. - What? 1278 00:57:54,005 --> 00:57:55,204 You're so forward. 1279 00:57:55,205 --> 00:57:56,874 I know I am. 1280 00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:05,081 What was that? 1281 00:58:05,082 --> 00:58:07,618 Just a little party in a pill, girl. 1282 00:58:07,619 --> 00:58:10,087 Starts with a V ends with an A. 1283 00:58:10,088 --> 00:58:11,989 You do the math. 1284 00:58:11,990 --> 00:58:13,440 Virginia? 1285 00:58:13,441 --> 00:58:14,891 No. 1286 00:58:14,892 --> 00:58:18,361 V, V, V, V. Um, Visa? 1287 00:58:18,362 --> 00:58:20,013 How am I gonna get proof of purchase? 1288 00:58:20,014 --> 00:58:21,665 Vice-versa. 1289 00:58:21,666 --> 00:58:22,933 How are you gonna be proof of purchase? 1290 00:58:22,934 --> 00:58:24,968 - Viola? - Proof of purchase? 1291 00:58:24,969 --> 00:58:27,004 - Vagina! - Proof of purchase. 1292 00:58:34,444 --> 00:58:35,980 What are you doing, you freak? 1293 00:58:35,981 --> 00:58:37,513 What? 1294 00:58:37,514 --> 00:58:38,715 I don't know, I'm sorry, 1295 00:58:38,716 --> 00:58:40,049 I'm sorry, I was just fucking around. 1296 00:58:40,050 --> 00:58:43,988 Oh, my God, you know what? Just take me home. 1297 00:58:46,123 --> 00:58:47,725 Just take me home, all right? 1298 00:58:47,726 --> 00:58:48,559 Fuck. 1299 00:58:49,493 --> 00:58:51,327 To Sol. 1300 00:58:51,328 --> 00:58:54,131 To Sol, maybe he'll get his shit together. 1301 00:58:54,132 --> 00:58:55,332 Yeah. 1302 00:58:59,737 --> 00:59:01,171 Woo! 1303 00:59:03,608 --> 00:59:04,708 You feeling that? 1304 00:59:04,709 --> 00:59:06,443 Yeah, you want more? 1305 00:59:06,444 --> 00:59:08,178 - Why not. - Let's go. 1306 00:59:09,747 --> 00:59:10,581 Mm! 1307 00:59:12,449 --> 00:59:16,020 Listen, Sol, I really need to talk to you about something. 1308 00:59:16,021 --> 00:59:18,454 I mean I think it's time that we 1309 00:59:18,455 --> 00:59:20,790 started reevaluating our relationship. 1310 00:59:20,791 --> 00:59:23,661 Wait, wait, Tammie, hold on, before you say anything, 1311 00:59:23,662 --> 00:59:24,895 I have something I want to talk to you about. 1312 00:59:24,896 --> 00:59:27,965 No, Sol, please, just let me finish. 1313 00:59:27,966 --> 00:59:31,034 I really think that we should be, 1314 00:59:31,035 --> 00:59:34,204 well, I mean, I think I want us to be. 1315 00:59:36,206 --> 00:59:37,874 Well. 1316 00:59:37,875 --> 00:59:39,509 Fuck partners. 1317 00:59:41,378 --> 00:59:43,046 Say what? 1318 00:59:43,047 --> 00:59:45,549 You know, FTF, friends that fuck. 1319 00:59:45,550 --> 00:59:47,250 Wait, Tammie, I'm confused. 1320 00:59:47,251 --> 00:59:49,086 Last night, you were... - I know, I know, I know. 1321 00:59:49,087 --> 00:59:51,355 Last night, I gave you an ultimatum, 1322 00:59:51,356 --> 00:59:52,922 but I was just testing you. 1323 00:59:52,923 --> 00:59:54,090 I wanted to see if you'd show me 1324 00:59:54,091 --> 00:59:55,258 the respect to taking me out. 1325 00:59:55,259 --> 00:59:58,128 Well, Sol, you stepped up to the plate. 1326 00:59:58,129 --> 01:00:00,496 So, what do you think about 1327 01:00:00,497 --> 01:00:03,400 non-meaningful sexual relationship? 1328 01:00:04,268 --> 01:00:05,102 Wow. 1329 01:00:06,236 --> 01:00:08,906 That's very flattering, but, uh, 1330 01:00:09,907 --> 01:00:12,041 I gotta be honest with you. 1331 01:00:12,042 --> 01:00:15,980 I don't want something that isn't meaningful anymore. 1332 01:00:15,981 --> 01:00:19,749 In fact, 1333 01:00:19,750 --> 01:00:23,220 I want something much deeper than that. 1334 01:00:23,221 --> 01:00:24,921 That's great, Sol. 1335 01:00:24,922 --> 01:00:26,724 But do you wanna hear about deeper? 1336 01:00:26,725 --> 01:00:28,291 I'm gonna get up right now, 1337 01:00:28,292 --> 01:00:29,626 and I'm gonna go into the handicap stall 1338 01:00:29,627 --> 01:00:31,127 in the women's bathroom, 1339 01:00:31,128 --> 01:00:32,730 and if you know what's good for you, 1340 01:00:32,731 --> 01:00:34,364 you're gonna be right behind me. 1341 01:00:38,535 --> 01:00:40,170 Give it to me, Sol! 1342 01:00:40,171 --> 01:00:40,971 Harder! 1343 01:00:42,606 --> 01:00:44,675 Just shut up and fuck me! 1344 01:00:45,710 --> 01:00:47,611 Rape on me! Rape on me! 1345 01:00:55,452 --> 01:00:57,888 - Hello? - I'll be right back. 1346 01:00:57,889 --> 01:00:59,256 - Hey. - Hey, Sol. 1347 01:01:00,657 --> 01:01:03,109 I'm sorry if I went a little hard on you today. 1348 01:01:03,110 --> 01:01:05,303 No, no, don't apologize, thank you, I needed it. 1349 01:01:05,304 --> 01:01:07,497 You're never gonna believe what happened tonight. 1350 01:01:07,498 --> 01:01:09,699 I took Tammie out on a date, right? 1351 01:01:09,700 --> 01:01:10,935 She starts saying how she wants to take it 1352 01:01:10,936 --> 01:01:12,635 to the next level. 1353 01:01:12,636 --> 01:01:13,970 Then out of left field, 1354 01:01:13,971 --> 01:01:16,990 she says she just wants to be fuck partners. 1355 01:01:16,991 --> 01:01:20,010 And Chloe, you're gonna be so proud of me. 1356 01:01:20,011 --> 01:01:21,477 I turned her down. 1357 01:01:21,478 --> 01:01:23,848 Said I wasn't doing that anymore. 1358 01:01:23,849 --> 01:01:26,149 All right, baby steps. 1359 01:01:26,150 --> 01:01:28,251 No, you don't understand, I get it. 1360 01:01:28,252 --> 01:01:30,153 I mean, I get what you were saying today. 1361 01:01:30,154 --> 01:01:33,123 I feel invigorated, like starting my life over. 1362 01:01:33,124 --> 01:01:34,557 You're gonna see, tomorrow, 1363 01:01:34,558 --> 01:01:37,227 is gonna be the beginning of a brand new Sol. 1364 01:01:37,228 --> 01:01:39,062 I like your enthusiasm, 1365 01:01:39,063 --> 01:01:42,132 but can we continue this conversation tomorrow? 1366 01:01:42,133 --> 01:01:43,833 How come? 1367 01:01:43,834 --> 01:01:46,703 Well, I'm just, I'm kinda with somebody right now 1368 01:01:46,704 --> 01:01:49,573 and it's a little rude to be talking on the phone. 1369 01:01:49,574 --> 01:01:51,141 Who are you with? 1370 01:01:52,676 --> 01:01:54,244 I'm with Happy. 1371 01:01:54,245 --> 01:01:55,611 Happy? 1372 01:01:55,612 --> 01:01:58,481 What are you doing with him? 1373 01:01:58,482 --> 01:02:01,350 I'm just getting a drink, man. 1374 01:02:01,351 --> 01:02:05,022 When did you guys start hanging out? 1375 01:02:05,023 --> 01:02:08,692 Tomorrow, Sol. 1376 01:02:17,534 --> 01:02:21,104 Rise and shine, L.A.! 1377 01:02:21,105 --> 01:02:24,141 Get on up, we got a beautiful day going! 1378 01:02:38,422 --> 01:02:39,256 Oh yeah. 1379 01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:58,608 Okay, did you bring along a resume? 1380 01:02:58,609 --> 01:02:59,509 Sure did. 1381 01:03:01,378 --> 01:03:03,814 - What's this? - It's the resume. 1382 01:03:03,815 --> 01:03:05,249 It's on the back. 1383 01:03:07,651 --> 01:03:10,687 "Return of the Surf Nazis 4," huh? 1384 01:03:10,688 --> 01:03:11,921 Well, besides that, 1385 01:03:11,922 --> 01:03:14,058 do you have any previous work experience? 1386 01:03:14,059 --> 01:03:16,460 You mean like a real job? 1387 01:03:16,461 --> 01:03:18,863 No, like a pretend job. 1388 01:03:18,864 --> 01:03:19,696 Um. No. 1389 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:24,835 No? Nothing at all? 1390 01:03:24,836 --> 01:03:26,370 No. 1391 01:03:28,605 --> 01:03:31,608 All right, well then what are you qualified for? 1392 01:03:31,609 --> 01:03:33,109 What aren't I qualified for? 1393 01:03:33,110 --> 01:03:35,378 I mean, I can pretty much do anything. 1394 01:03:35,379 --> 01:03:37,414 Are you proficient with computer programming? 1395 01:03:37,415 --> 01:03:38,714 You got me on that one, 1396 01:03:38,715 --> 01:03:41,150 that's like the one thing I can't do. 1397 01:03:41,151 --> 01:03:43,954 - How about clerical work? - What's that exactly? 1398 01:03:43,955 --> 01:03:45,221 Typing? 1399 01:03:45,222 --> 01:03:47,091 You got me on that one too. 1400 01:03:47,092 --> 01:03:48,491 I'm not a great typer. 1401 01:03:48,492 --> 01:03:51,294 Okay, you know what, uh, 1402 01:03:51,295 --> 01:03:52,963 we're not starting off so good here. 1403 01:03:52,964 --> 01:03:54,831 Do you have any special skills? 1404 01:03:54,832 --> 01:03:56,700 Yeah, it's on the resume. 1405 01:03:58,068 --> 01:04:00,653 Besides hacky sack and accents? 1406 01:04:00,654 --> 01:04:03,064 Okay, it says you're good at golf. 1407 01:04:03,065 --> 01:04:05,475 You like to golf? - Love golf. 1408 01:04:11,081 --> 01:04:11,615 Ow, fuck. 1409 01:04:13,150 --> 01:04:15,784 Okay! 1410 01:04:15,785 --> 01:04:18,588 So what happened, Mr. Goode? 1411 01:04:18,589 --> 01:04:20,323 Uh, just, um, 1412 01:04:20,324 --> 01:04:21,757 just didn't work out. 1413 01:04:21,758 --> 01:04:23,860 Well, it's too bad Bill Gates is still running Microsoft 1414 01:04:23,861 --> 01:04:25,494 or I'd give him a call. 1415 01:04:25,495 --> 01:04:28,598 What else you got here on your ol' special skills? 1416 01:04:28,599 --> 01:04:31,734 Okay, it says you're good at cycling. 1417 01:04:31,735 --> 01:04:36,640 I grew up on a bike, I mean, 10-speed, BMX, you name it. 1418 01:04:36,641 --> 01:04:38,292 I can ride anything. 1419 01:04:38,293 --> 01:04:39,944 I'm the master cyclist. 1420 01:04:51,355 --> 01:04:53,490 Well, congratulations, you win first prize. 1421 01:04:53,491 --> 01:04:55,358 We've had more complaints about you 1422 01:04:55,359 --> 01:04:57,226 than any other person this month. 1423 01:04:57,227 --> 01:04:59,796 You know, we have a retarded man named Andy 1424 01:04:59,797 --> 01:05:02,366 who has worked here steadily for 12 years 1425 01:05:02,367 --> 01:05:04,233 and had not had one complaint. 1426 01:05:04,234 --> 01:05:05,936 You should be ashamed of yourself. 1427 01:05:05,937 --> 01:05:08,771 - Yeah. - All right. 1428 01:05:08,772 --> 01:05:10,507 Let's look on the magic special skills thing 1429 01:05:10,508 --> 01:05:13,110 and see what else we got. 1430 01:05:13,111 --> 01:05:14,643 Character work. 1431 01:05:14,644 --> 01:05:16,380 You're good at character work, huh? 1432 01:05:16,381 --> 01:05:18,081 Yeah, I mean, uh, 1433 01:05:18,082 --> 01:05:19,648 I don't wanna toot my own horn, 1434 01:05:19,649 --> 01:05:22,952 but I'm somewhat of a method actor. 1435 01:05:22,953 --> 01:05:25,155 I can pretty much dive into any character. 1436 01:05:25,156 --> 01:05:26,555 Well, let's see one, 1437 01:05:26,556 --> 01:05:29,726 and let's see a little character called I can keep a job. 1438 01:05:29,727 --> 01:05:30,960 How about that character? 1439 01:05:30,961 --> 01:05:32,895 That's a character I'd like to see. 1440 01:05:32,896 --> 01:05:34,331 Now something just came in and I'm gonna give it to you 1441 01:05:34,332 --> 01:05:36,532 'cause I like you. 1442 01:05:36,533 --> 01:05:39,970 I've got a job on a set of a movie, how does that sound? 1443 01:05:39,971 --> 01:05:41,204 Yeah. 1444 01:05:41,205 --> 01:05:43,273 Good, do you have your hepatitis shots? 1445 01:05:59,523 --> 01:06:00,324 Sol? 1446 01:06:01,491 --> 01:06:03,927 Did you book? I booked, you book? 1447 01:06:05,062 --> 01:06:06,230 Good job, man. 1448 01:06:11,068 --> 01:06:13,402 Stop it. 1449 01:06:13,403 --> 01:06:15,472 Stop it! Stop, come on, that's disgusting. 1450 01:06:15,473 --> 01:06:17,673 Stop it! 1451 01:06:17,674 --> 01:06:18,942 Fonzie! - Jimmy? 1452 01:06:20,210 --> 01:06:21,045 Jimmy! 1453 01:06:24,481 --> 01:06:25,714 Were you talking to me? 1454 01:06:25,715 --> 01:06:27,983 Yes, moron, I'm talking to you. 1455 01:06:27,984 --> 01:06:30,186 I'm sorry, I usually respond to Justin. 1456 01:06:30,187 --> 01:06:32,822 "I'm sorry, I usually respond to Justin." 1457 01:06:32,823 --> 01:06:35,459 No, asshole, you respond to me. Okay? 1458 01:06:36,568 --> 01:06:38,128 Now, Jimmy, why don't you tell everybody 1459 01:06:38,129 --> 01:06:39,995 what you learned today? 1460 01:06:39,996 --> 01:06:41,965 That I should check to see if the clients 1461 01:06:41,966 --> 01:06:44,468 would like something to drink? 1462 01:06:44,469 --> 01:06:47,003 And did you do that? 1463 01:06:47,004 --> 01:06:47,837 No. 1464 01:06:48,972 --> 01:06:49,806 No. 1465 01:06:51,775 --> 01:06:52,609 Ask 'em! 1466 01:06:54,411 --> 01:06:56,946 Would you gentlemen like something to drink? 1467 01:06:56,947 --> 01:06:58,048 H2O's fine. 1468 01:07:02,652 --> 01:07:04,854 Is the water coming in by itself? 1469 01:07:04,855 --> 01:07:06,123 Now go get the water! 1470 01:07:07,924 --> 01:07:10,260 And put down the crack pipe! 1471 01:07:29,246 --> 01:07:30,813 All right, answer me this. 1472 01:07:30,814 --> 01:07:32,816 Would you rather have Tammie as your girlfriend, 1473 01:07:32,817 --> 01:07:35,185 or about two inches off your penis? 1474 01:07:35,186 --> 01:07:38,020 I can't afford to lose two. 1475 01:07:38,021 --> 01:07:40,990 Ties us up at 10 apiece, next bucket wins. 1476 01:07:43,293 --> 01:07:44,777 Hold on a second, I'll be right back. 1477 01:07:44,778 --> 01:07:46,262 Dude, there's one more point left. 1478 01:07:46,263 --> 01:07:47,530 Dude, you're not going anywhere right now, 1479 01:07:47,531 --> 01:07:49,411 there's money riding on this, let's go, come on. 1480 01:07:51,635 --> 01:07:53,769 Today, Justin! 1481 01:07:53,770 --> 01:07:55,272 Today's the day you should get rid of that bitch. 1482 01:07:55,273 --> 01:07:56,440 Come on. 1483 01:07:59,143 --> 01:08:00,176 Okay! 1484 01:08:00,177 --> 01:08:02,111 - Today, Justin! - All right! 1485 01:08:02,112 --> 01:08:05,048 Just hold on a second. I'll be back in a few, okay? 1486 01:08:05,049 --> 01:08:06,383 The ball dude! 1487 01:08:07,484 --> 01:08:09,569 Thank you, softie. 1488 01:08:09,570 --> 01:08:11,654 Where is his sack? 1489 01:08:11,655 --> 01:08:16,059 I think it's hanging off her muffler, look. 1490 01:08:16,060 --> 01:08:17,326 Hey boo-boo. 1491 01:08:17,327 --> 01:08:19,663 Get in. I have a surprise for you. 1492 01:08:19,664 --> 01:08:21,764 What kind of surprise? 1493 01:08:21,765 --> 01:08:25,034 The surprise you've been waiting for. 1494 01:08:26,570 --> 01:08:27,921 Are you ready? 1495 01:08:27,922 --> 01:08:29,272 Oh, I'm ready. 1496 01:08:29,273 --> 01:08:31,275 Okay. Close your eyes. 1497 01:08:32,142 --> 01:08:33,543 We're gonna do it right here? 1498 01:08:33,544 --> 01:08:34,661 Right here. 1499 01:08:34,662 --> 01:08:35,779 Oh, my God. 1500 01:08:39,916 --> 01:08:40,750 Okay. 1501 01:08:42,319 --> 01:08:43,553 Open your eyes. 1502 01:08:47,391 --> 01:08:49,024 What does that mean? 1503 01:08:49,025 --> 01:08:51,361 It means you're moving in with me. 1504 01:08:51,362 --> 01:08:52,595 I am? 1505 01:08:52,596 --> 01:08:54,530 Don't you think it's time? 1506 01:08:54,531 --> 01:08:58,234 Don't you think you should've asked? 1507 01:08:58,235 --> 01:09:01,337 Well, I wanted to surprise you, poo-poo. 1508 01:09:01,338 --> 01:09:04,208 Brenda, I don't think we should rush into that just yet. 1509 01:09:04,209 --> 01:09:06,242 Rush into it? 1510 01:09:06,243 --> 01:09:10,514 Justin, we're getting married in less than six months. 1511 01:09:10,515 --> 01:09:14,350 We've been going out for over 10 years. 1512 01:09:14,351 --> 01:09:19,356 We're gonna be spending the rest of our lives together. 1513 01:09:19,357 --> 01:09:21,858 I just can't pack up and leave Sol. 1514 01:09:21,859 --> 01:09:23,158 There you go again. 1515 01:09:23,159 --> 01:09:25,228 Choosing your friends over me. 1516 01:09:25,229 --> 01:09:26,930 God, you guys are all in love with each other, 1517 01:09:26,931 --> 01:09:29,498 it makes me fucking sick! 1518 01:09:29,499 --> 01:09:31,301 Brenda, I'm not saying I'm in love with them 1519 01:09:31,302 --> 01:09:32,768 or I'm choosing them, I'm just saying 1520 01:09:32,769 --> 01:09:35,572 I don't think we should move in together right now. 1521 01:09:35,573 --> 01:09:39,676 You know what? You have a decision to make. 1522 01:09:39,677 --> 01:09:40,510 It's them. 1523 01:09:42,579 --> 01:09:43,579 Or me. 1524 01:09:43,580 --> 01:09:44,980 Oh, Brenda, that's bullshit. 1525 01:09:44,981 --> 01:09:46,583 Come on, don't put me in that position! 1526 01:09:46,584 --> 01:09:49,253 Them or me, Justin! I mean it! 1527 01:09:50,487 --> 01:09:51,488 Now get out! 1528 01:09:53,223 --> 01:09:54,824 Go! - All right, I'm going, okay? 1529 01:09:54,825 --> 01:09:56,326 Don't push. - Jerk! 1530 01:10:01,097 --> 01:10:02,866 Pass me the fucking rock! 1531 01:10:17,514 --> 01:10:19,949 Yo, let's roll tonight, boys night out. 1532 01:10:19,950 --> 01:10:21,684 Can't. I got plans. 1533 01:10:21,685 --> 01:10:23,086 What, you got a hot date? 1534 01:10:23,087 --> 01:10:24,186 You guys down? 1535 01:10:24,187 --> 01:10:26,523 - I'm down. - I'm not down. 1536 01:10:26,524 --> 01:10:27,707 I don't go out anymore. 1537 01:10:27,708 --> 01:10:28,891 What? Since when? 1538 01:10:28,892 --> 01:10:30,259 Since right now, besides, 1539 01:10:30,260 --> 01:10:32,078 I got an appointment in the morning. 1540 01:10:32,079 --> 01:10:33,897 I'm just done with this scene, man. 1541 01:10:33,898 --> 01:10:35,865 Oh, God, don't be that guy. 1542 01:10:35,866 --> 01:10:37,132 What guy? 1543 01:10:37,133 --> 01:10:38,502 You know, the guy who says he never goes out, 1544 01:10:38,503 --> 01:10:40,270 but you see him out every night. 1545 01:10:40,271 --> 01:10:42,037 - You mean like you? - Anyway. 1546 01:10:42,038 --> 01:10:44,408 Dudes, seriously, I'm feeling it. 1547 01:10:44,409 --> 01:10:46,610 I need to get my flirt on. 1548 01:10:46,611 --> 01:10:47,976 Really? 1549 01:10:47,977 --> 01:10:49,678 Well, Therapy's supposed to be rocking, man, 1550 01:10:49,679 --> 01:10:51,381 I say we all take it to Therapy tonight. 1551 01:10:51,382 --> 01:10:53,081 Dude, Therapy sucks. 1552 01:10:53,082 --> 01:10:54,217 I'm definitely not going there. 1553 01:10:54,218 --> 01:10:55,484 Why not? 1554 01:10:55,485 --> 01:10:57,020 It's too many high fives. 1555 01:11:07,564 --> 01:11:09,432 Dude, it's the same old story. 1556 01:11:09,433 --> 01:11:12,368 I'll tell you exactly what's gonna happen. 1557 01:11:12,369 --> 01:11:14,654 You'll do a few laps, peel some track, 1558 01:11:14,655 --> 01:11:16,940 then you'll get bombarded by the colonel 1559 01:11:16,941 --> 01:11:18,575 promoting another club. 1560 01:11:18,576 --> 01:11:19,576 Coop! Bam! 1561 01:11:20,625 --> 01:11:21,745 You'll rush the go-go Dancers 1562 01:11:21,746 --> 01:11:23,647 and bust a running man. 1563 01:11:25,014 --> 01:11:28,267 Then, finally, you'll get blindsided by Suzie Benchpress. 1564 01:11:28,268 --> 01:11:31,045 Cooper, hey! Guess what I maxed on the bench press today? 1565 01:11:31,046 --> 01:11:33,822 And you're gonna tell her, like you always do. 1566 01:11:33,823 --> 01:11:36,526 Look, Suzie, that's really great, but I got news for you, 1567 01:11:36,527 --> 01:11:37,826 you're cockblocking me. 1568 01:11:37,827 --> 01:11:39,095 - Ah! - She won't leave you alone, 1569 01:11:39,096 --> 01:11:40,363 until you feel her trap. 1570 01:11:40,364 --> 01:11:43,198 Feel that. Oh yeah, you like that, huh? 1571 01:11:43,199 --> 01:11:45,369 At this point, you're thinking about hitting it 1572 01:11:45,370 --> 01:11:46,635 until I come into the picture 1573 01:11:46,636 --> 01:11:48,572 and bitch-slap you back to reality. 1574 01:11:50,507 --> 01:11:51,375 Ow, fuck! 1575 01:11:52,342 --> 01:11:55,078 What are you thinking? 1576 01:11:55,079 --> 01:11:56,279 I don't know. 1577 01:11:57,714 --> 01:11:58,747 Thank you. 1578 01:11:58,748 --> 01:12:00,583 Now can we leave? 1579 01:12:00,584 --> 01:12:02,452 Oh, my God, look at loverboy. 1580 01:12:02,453 --> 01:12:04,186 Getting his flirt on. 1581 01:12:04,187 --> 01:12:06,122 And you used to date that girl. 1582 01:12:06,123 --> 01:12:07,390 - Who? - You know, 1583 01:12:07,391 --> 01:12:09,526 she never wore the same outfit twice? 1584 01:12:09,527 --> 01:12:11,494 Ooh, uh, uh. 1585 01:12:11,495 --> 01:12:13,146 - What was her name? - Brenda! 1586 01:12:13,147 --> 01:12:14,797 Yes, Brenda! 1587 01:12:14,798 --> 01:12:17,083 She was such a bitch! 1588 01:12:17,084 --> 01:12:19,369 Oh, my God, yes, Brenda. 1589 01:12:20,737 --> 01:12:22,338 - Yeah, Brenda. - You still see her? 1590 01:12:22,339 --> 01:12:23,640 We're engaged. 1591 01:12:27,644 --> 01:12:29,012 You're kidding right? 1592 01:12:29,013 --> 01:12:29,846 No. 1593 01:12:31,180 --> 01:12:32,648 - Justin. - Huh? 1594 01:12:32,649 --> 01:12:34,917 Why would you do that? 1595 01:12:34,918 --> 01:12:38,887 Uh, I love her. 1596 01:12:38,888 --> 01:12:39,955 I think... - I'm sorry. 1597 01:12:39,956 --> 01:12:41,757 - I do. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1598 01:12:41,758 --> 01:12:43,225 - No, it's okay. - I'm sorry. 1599 01:12:43,226 --> 01:12:44,694 I didn't mean that, I didn't... 1600 01:12:44,695 --> 01:12:46,161 - It's okay. - Yeah? 1601 01:12:46,162 --> 01:12:47,931 Yeah, a lot of people have said that she's a bitch. 1602 01:12:47,932 --> 01:12:52,200 She's a bitch. 1603 01:12:52,201 --> 01:12:55,939 Jesus, is everybody getting some except us? 1604 01:13:01,310 --> 01:13:04,648 I bet Hap drives his truck through that. 1605 01:13:17,927 --> 01:13:20,229 I don't mean to interrupt this little love connection, 1606 01:13:20,230 --> 01:13:21,797 but we're outta here, man. 1607 01:13:21,798 --> 01:13:24,434 Dude, you're fucking cockblocking right now. 1608 01:13:26,335 --> 01:13:30,373 Just meet us outside all right? 1609 01:13:30,374 --> 01:13:31,807 One more. 1610 01:13:31,808 --> 01:13:33,743 What, are you fucking crazy? I just did one. 1611 01:13:33,744 --> 01:13:36,379 - One more! - Jesus Christ. 1612 01:13:38,448 --> 01:13:41,117 Here is to fucking your face. 1613 01:13:48,024 --> 01:13:51,695 Hey, should we give Amber a ride home? 1614 01:13:51,696 --> 01:13:53,913 Where does she live? 1615 01:13:53,914 --> 01:13:56,132 Where do you live? 1616 01:13:56,133 --> 01:13:57,033 Pasadena. 1617 01:13:58,067 --> 01:13:58,968 Pasadena. 1618 01:13:59,936 --> 01:14:00,770 Pasadena? 1619 01:14:02,472 --> 01:14:04,440 I'm gonna pass-adena on that. 1620 01:14:04,441 --> 01:14:06,175 I got a better idea. 1621 01:14:06,176 --> 01:14:07,410 Get in. 1622 01:14:21,157 --> 01:14:23,059 Now don't get scared. 1623 01:14:27,997 --> 01:14:29,365 Oh, my God. 1624 01:14:29,366 --> 01:14:30,734 It's huge. 1625 01:14:31,768 --> 01:14:33,552 Put it inside me. 1626 01:14:33,553 --> 01:14:35,338 I want you to beg. 1627 01:14:37,440 --> 01:14:40,710 Please, I need you inside me, cowboy. 1628 01:14:41,678 --> 01:14:43,780 Now that's a good girl. 1629 01:14:55,592 --> 01:14:58,928 Oh, God! 1630 01:15:00,429 --> 01:15:01,230 Oh, yes! 1631 01:15:12,642 --> 01:15:14,578 Fuck. 1632 01:15:32,962 --> 01:15:34,997 Morning, Sol. 1633 01:15:34,998 --> 01:15:36,499 What you doing up? 1634 01:15:37,834 --> 01:15:40,069 When did you start smoking? 1635 01:15:41,771 --> 01:15:43,439 Cat got your tongue? 1636 01:15:45,942 --> 01:15:47,510 Did you fuck her? 1637 01:15:48,912 --> 01:15:50,378 What? 1638 01:15:50,379 --> 01:15:52,115 Did you fuck Chloe? 1639 01:15:54,684 --> 01:15:56,953 We're just friends, Sol. 1640 01:15:56,954 --> 01:15:57,787 Relax. 1641 01:15:58,988 --> 01:16:00,856 Don't give me that friends shit, Happy. 1642 01:16:00,857 --> 01:16:02,726 You're a dog, I know it and you know it. 1643 01:16:02,727 --> 01:16:04,459 Now answer the question. 1644 01:16:04,460 --> 01:16:07,597 Jesus, nothing, doggone, boy, don't be ridiculous. 1645 01:16:07,598 --> 01:16:09,231 Look, I'm not! 1646 01:16:09,232 --> 01:16:12,534 Just answer the question, did you? 1647 01:16:12,535 --> 01:16:15,187 I didn't fuck her, I didn't do anything with her. 1648 01:16:15,188 --> 01:16:17,841 I don't want you guys hanging out together. 1649 01:16:17,842 --> 01:16:18,675 Why not? 1650 01:16:19,743 --> 01:16:21,076 Because. 1651 01:16:21,077 --> 01:16:24,680 Because? Now there's a valid reason. 1652 01:16:24,681 --> 01:16:27,533 What I don't understand is why you even care. 1653 01:16:27,534 --> 01:16:30,386 Look, I'm just protecting her all right? 1654 01:16:30,387 --> 01:16:32,255 Protecting her from what? 1655 01:16:32,256 --> 01:16:33,823 From getting hurt. 1656 01:16:33,824 --> 01:16:34,824 Oh, I see. 1657 01:16:36,726 --> 01:16:38,795 I see what this is all about. 1658 01:16:38,796 --> 01:16:41,529 What? 1659 01:16:41,530 --> 01:16:42,731 You like her. 1660 01:16:42,732 --> 01:16:44,167 You have feelings for Chloe. 1661 01:16:44,168 --> 01:16:45,467 Please. 1662 01:16:45,468 --> 01:16:46,736 She's like my sister. 1663 01:16:46,737 --> 01:16:47,971 Yeah. I know. 1664 01:16:56,112 --> 01:16:56,946 Hi. - Hi. 1665 01:16:58,047 --> 01:17:00,183 Oh, my God, Sol, have you seen Justin? 1666 01:17:00,184 --> 01:17:01,817 He never called me last night, 1667 01:17:01,818 --> 01:17:03,987 and he never misses our 11 o'clock call... 1668 01:17:03,988 --> 01:17:06,055 - Brenda, Brenda. - Yeah? 1669 01:17:06,056 --> 01:17:07,455 It's okay. 1670 01:17:07,456 --> 01:17:09,192 He's upstairs asleep. 1671 01:17:10,794 --> 01:17:12,128 - Asleep? - Yeah. 1672 01:17:15,298 --> 01:17:16,132 Oh. 1673 01:17:29,512 --> 01:17:30,629 What the fuck? 1674 01:17:30,630 --> 01:17:31,748 Huh? Huh? 1675 01:17:33,149 --> 01:17:35,818 Ew! 1676 01:17:35,819 --> 01:17:37,754 Is that Amber Stephens? 1677 01:17:39,155 --> 01:17:42,225 What is that skank doing in your bed? 1678 01:17:43,326 --> 01:17:45,027 - I don't know. - Oh, you don't know? 1679 01:17:45,028 --> 01:17:47,563 There's a fucking slut lying in your bed right now, 1680 01:17:47,564 --> 01:17:49,682 and you don't know how she got there? 1681 01:17:49,683 --> 01:17:51,800 Brenda, I swear to God, seriously, 1682 01:17:51,801 --> 01:17:54,871 I don't know how this fucking skank got in my bed. 1683 01:17:54,872 --> 01:17:57,256 I was so fucked up last night. 1684 01:17:57,257 --> 01:17:59,642 - Fucked up? - Then I came home. 1685 01:18:01,210 --> 01:18:02,746 Did you fuck her? 1686 01:18:02,747 --> 01:18:03,730 No! 1687 01:18:03,731 --> 01:18:04,714 I mean. 1688 01:18:06,582 --> 01:18:07,650 I don't know. 1689 01:18:08,985 --> 01:18:12,956 No, no, no, don't be a fucking pussy right now, Justin. 1690 01:18:12,957 --> 01:18:14,222 You tell me the truth! 1691 01:18:14,223 --> 01:18:15,590 I am telling you the truth! 1692 01:18:15,591 --> 01:18:17,493 Look, if you tell the the truth right now, 1693 01:18:17,494 --> 01:18:19,128 I promise that I won't be mad, okay? 1694 01:18:19,129 --> 01:18:20,295 No, I don't fucking know. 1695 01:18:20,296 --> 01:18:22,431 I don't know, I... - I don't believe you! 1696 01:18:22,432 --> 01:18:23,966 I am telling you the truth! 1697 01:18:23,967 --> 01:18:26,452 - You're a liar! - I am telling the truth! 1698 01:18:26,453 --> 01:18:28,938 Okay, all right, you wanna know the truth? 1699 01:18:28,939 --> 01:18:29,773 Yeah! 1700 01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:32,241 All right. 1701 01:18:38,581 --> 01:18:39,983 It just happened. 1702 01:18:44,487 --> 01:18:45,588 Oh, my God. 1703 01:18:46,489 --> 01:18:48,758 I don't know what to say. 1704 01:18:50,259 --> 01:18:54,497 I gave you 10 years of my fucking life! 1705 01:18:54,498 --> 01:18:57,116 Ow, fuck. 1706 01:18:57,117 --> 01:18:59,735 Okay. 1707 01:19:01,737 --> 01:19:05,842 You will never find anyone as good as me, Justin. 1708 01:19:07,410 --> 01:19:08,812 Have a nice life. 1709 01:19:10,079 --> 01:19:13,716 You small-dicked, hairy-assed, fucking shitface. 1710 01:19:25,294 --> 01:19:27,130 I gotta take a shit. 1711 01:19:32,235 --> 01:19:33,069 Really? 1712 01:19:39,242 --> 01:19:40,475 Hello? 1713 01:19:40,476 --> 01:19:42,261 Hey, it's me. Uh, what are you doing? 1714 01:19:42,262 --> 01:19:44,046 I'm just trying to get out of here. 1715 01:19:44,047 --> 01:19:45,631 Well, when you get off, is there any way 1716 01:19:45,632 --> 01:19:47,216 you could meet me at the Top of the World? 1717 01:19:47,217 --> 01:19:49,417 Top of the World? Why? 1718 01:19:49,418 --> 01:19:51,387 Uh, I'll tell you when I see you. 1719 01:19:51,388 --> 01:19:52,388 All right. 1720 01:20:00,096 --> 01:20:01,164 What's up with the suit? 1721 01:20:01,165 --> 01:20:03,165 Did somebody die? 1722 01:20:03,166 --> 01:20:04,800 I was trying to tell you the other night, 1723 01:20:04,801 --> 01:20:06,635 but you were too busy. 1724 01:20:07,770 --> 01:20:09,371 I've, uh, 1725 01:20:09,372 --> 01:20:11,440 I've been interviewing for a job. 1726 01:20:11,441 --> 01:20:13,225 Impressive. And? 1727 01:20:13,226 --> 01:20:15,011 And it's tough. 1728 01:20:16,279 --> 01:20:19,081 But I'll find something. 1729 01:20:19,082 --> 01:20:21,918 Well, I must say, you do look pretty good in a suit. 1730 01:20:24,387 --> 01:20:28,224 Do you remember the first time we came up here? 1731 01:20:28,225 --> 01:20:31,377 Barely. How high did we get? 1732 01:20:31,378 --> 01:20:34,529 Retarded. 1733 01:20:34,530 --> 01:20:35,998 Here, this is for you. 1734 01:20:35,999 --> 01:20:38,700 Why? What's going on? 1735 01:20:38,701 --> 01:20:41,004 Why are you acting so weird? 1736 01:20:43,539 --> 01:20:44,340 Chlo. 1737 01:20:46,842 --> 01:20:50,013 I've, uh, I've been thinking a lot. 1738 01:20:50,014 --> 01:20:52,315 Thinking about us. 1739 01:20:52,316 --> 01:20:54,617 Is everything okay? 1740 01:20:58,587 --> 01:21:00,255 I love you. 1741 01:21:00,256 --> 01:21:02,324 There, I said it. 1742 01:21:02,325 --> 01:21:04,592 That's really adorable. 1743 01:21:04,593 --> 01:21:06,595 I love you too, there I said it. 1744 01:21:06,596 --> 01:21:07,596 No, Chloe. 1745 01:21:11,067 --> 01:21:11,968 I love you. 1746 01:21:16,605 --> 01:21:18,007 Is this a joke? 1747 01:21:25,781 --> 01:21:27,283 What are we doing? 1748 01:21:29,485 --> 01:21:33,889 This isn't, this isn't right. Why are you doing this? 1749 01:21:35,024 --> 01:21:36,458 You don't understand. 1750 01:21:36,459 --> 01:21:40,629 No, no, I do understand, because I was there. 1751 01:21:40,630 --> 01:21:43,065 What do you mean you were there? 1752 01:21:43,066 --> 01:21:47,236 Sol, you are so fucking blind, do you know that? 1753 01:21:49,427 --> 01:21:51,707 I finally accept the fact that we're just gonna be friends 1754 01:21:51,708 --> 01:21:53,609 and then you throw this at me? 1755 01:21:53,610 --> 01:21:54,909 It's not fair. 1756 01:21:54,910 --> 01:21:56,995 You can't just decide you wanna be with me, 1757 01:21:56,996 --> 01:21:59,206 just because you think I'm with somebody else. 1758 01:21:59,207 --> 01:22:01,417 This has nothing to do with somebody else. 1759 01:22:01,418 --> 01:22:03,751 This is about you and me. 1760 01:22:03,752 --> 01:22:06,322 I mean, we're perfect together. 1761 01:22:07,756 --> 01:22:10,926 What about when it doesn't work out? 1762 01:22:11,894 --> 01:22:13,061 Have you thought about that? 1763 01:22:13,062 --> 01:22:14,497 Have you thought about our friendship? 1764 01:22:14,498 --> 01:22:17,032 Look, give me a chance. 1765 01:22:17,033 --> 01:22:19,801 Give us a chance, and then we'll know. 1766 01:22:19,802 --> 01:22:23,172 If it doesn't work out, we'll never have to wonder. 1767 01:22:23,173 --> 01:22:25,774 I mean, we deserve that, Chloe. 1768 01:22:26,842 --> 01:22:27,676 Why me? 1769 01:22:29,545 --> 01:22:30,379 Why? 1770 01:22:31,447 --> 01:22:33,548 Because I can spend 1771 01:22:33,549 --> 01:22:35,584 all day with you and then actually wanna spend 1772 01:22:35,585 --> 01:22:37,619 all night with you too. 1773 01:22:37,620 --> 01:22:39,388 Because I like who I am when I'm with you, 1774 01:22:39,389 --> 01:22:42,624 I can act stupid and not feel stupid. 1775 01:22:42,625 --> 01:22:45,644 Because you know every Jimmy Hendrix song. 1776 01:22:45,645 --> 01:22:48,664 Because you don't try to look beautiful, 1777 01:22:48,665 --> 01:22:50,599 you just are beautiful. 1778 01:22:54,870 --> 01:22:57,340 Because you're my best friend. 1779 01:22:58,907 --> 01:22:59,708 Um. 1780 01:23:01,877 --> 01:23:02,711 I can't. 1781 01:23:07,316 --> 01:23:08,750 Chloe. 1782 01:23:08,751 --> 01:23:12,054 I'm the guy you're supposed to be with! 1783 01:23:12,055 --> 01:23:15,841 * There's no coming back from where we've been * 1784 01:23:15,842 --> 01:23:19,627 * You're saying different people change, get it * 1785 01:23:19,628 --> 01:23:24,633 * What's the point in leadin', you find out like that * 1786 01:23:26,435 --> 01:23:31,440 * Yeah 1787 01:23:34,110 --> 01:23:38,681 * Well this is something that they don't advise * 1788 01:23:38,682 --> 01:23:42,301 * Communication is the only relation * 1789 01:23:42,302 --> 01:23:45,921 * So why did I find out like that * 1790 01:23:57,032 --> 01:23:58,967 * Well 1791 01:24:05,241 --> 01:24:07,276 Good morning, Berns. 1792 01:24:07,277 --> 01:24:08,444 Not for you. 1793 01:24:10,846 --> 01:24:12,897 Charlie, how you feeling? 1794 01:24:12,898 --> 01:24:14,950 Stephanie, oh shit, oh shit. 1795 01:24:16,485 --> 01:24:19,555 Hey, Phil. - How you doing, fool? 1796 01:24:25,728 --> 01:24:27,946 Raheem, much love, brother. 1797 01:24:27,947 --> 01:24:30,166 Keep fighting the good fight. 1798 01:24:32,301 --> 01:24:35,003 Bernie, before you say anything, I'm so sorry. 1799 01:24:35,004 --> 01:24:36,071 Listen, I've worked here for two years, 1800 01:24:36,072 --> 01:24:37,440 and I've never even been late. 1801 01:24:37,441 --> 01:24:38,640 But this morning, 1802 01:24:38,641 --> 01:24:40,559 I had one of the crazies mornings in my life. 1803 01:24:40,560 --> 01:24:42,478 My fiance just broke up... - You know what? 1804 01:24:42,479 --> 01:24:45,080 Save it for someone who cares, okay? 1805 01:24:45,081 --> 01:24:48,033 The only thing I care about right now 1806 01:24:48,034 --> 01:24:50,827 is why the Fonz isn't eating his food. 1807 01:24:50,828 --> 01:24:53,621 What's the matter, baby? 1808 01:24:53,622 --> 01:24:55,991 Yes, mama's talking about you. 1809 01:24:55,992 --> 01:24:57,392 What's the matter? 1810 01:24:57,393 --> 01:25:01,229 You got a sour tummy? 1811 01:25:01,230 --> 01:25:03,348 I think maybe he caught your 1812 01:25:03,349 --> 01:25:05,468 Irritable Bowel Syndrome thing. 1813 01:25:05,469 --> 01:25:08,236 He only eats people food. 1814 01:25:08,237 --> 01:25:10,238 Which is why we have to trick him. 1815 01:25:10,239 --> 01:25:13,276 Now if he sees you eating some of his kibble, 1816 01:25:13,277 --> 01:25:14,994 he'll be all over it. 1817 01:25:14,995 --> 01:25:16,712 Jimmy, do me a solid. 1818 01:25:18,347 --> 01:25:20,849 Eat some of his kibble. 1819 01:25:20,850 --> 01:25:22,934 Are you serious? 1820 01:25:22,935 --> 01:25:25,019 Yes, I'm serious. 1821 01:25:25,020 --> 01:25:26,555 You want me to eat dog food? 1822 01:25:26,556 --> 01:25:28,123 It's just kibble. 1823 01:25:29,392 --> 01:25:30,959 He'd do it for you. 1824 01:25:36,098 --> 01:25:37,966 No, no, no, what are you doing? 1825 01:25:37,967 --> 01:25:39,867 Not like that! 1826 01:25:39,868 --> 01:25:43,037 You gotta get on your hands and knees like a dog. 1827 01:25:43,038 --> 01:25:45,073 He's not gonna eat unless you're on your hands and knees. 1828 01:25:45,074 --> 01:25:46,708 He's not stupid. 1829 01:25:46,709 --> 01:25:48,911 I'm not getting on my hands and knees. 1830 01:25:48,912 --> 01:25:50,044 Yes, you are. 1831 01:25:50,045 --> 01:25:51,280 - No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. 1832 01:25:51,281 --> 01:25:53,014 No, I'm not. 1833 01:25:53,015 --> 01:25:55,551 I'm gonna give you 'till the count of three, okay? 1834 01:25:55,552 --> 01:25:56,652 One. 1835 01:25:56,653 --> 01:25:57,753 Two. 1836 01:25:58,821 --> 01:25:59,622 Ooh. 1837 01:26:00,956 --> 01:26:03,626 Three, eat the fucking dog food! 1838 01:26:04,560 --> 01:26:05,560 You eat it! 1839 01:26:05,561 --> 01:26:07,245 Listen, you little fuck! 1840 01:26:07,246 --> 01:26:08,931 You work for me, okay? 1841 01:26:08,932 --> 01:26:10,765 You're my bitch! 1842 01:26:10,766 --> 01:26:12,235 If I tell you to get on your hands and knees, 1843 01:26:12,236 --> 01:26:14,703 you better fucking do it! 1844 01:26:14,704 --> 01:26:17,171 Now eat the fucking dog food! 1845 01:26:17,172 --> 01:26:20,608 First of all, I'm not your bitch! 1846 01:26:20,609 --> 01:26:23,411 Second of all, I didn't spend two fucking years 1847 01:26:23,412 --> 01:26:26,782 in that mail room to eat your fucking mutt's dog food! 1848 01:26:26,783 --> 01:26:27,616 Okay? 1849 01:26:29,485 --> 01:26:31,220 You know what? 1850 01:26:31,221 --> 01:26:32,054 I quit. 1851 01:26:34,623 --> 01:26:35,690 Yes! 1852 01:26:35,691 --> 01:26:37,525 That's what I'm talking about! 1853 01:26:37,526 --> 01:26:41,830 Finally somebody found some fucking balls around here! 1854 01:26:41,831 --> 01:26:45,067 Now you're acting like an agent, Jimmy! 1855 01:26:45,068 --> 01:26:47,236 I almost find you attractive. 1856 01:26:47,237 --> 01:26:48,404 You know what? 1857 01:26:49,838 --> 01:26:52,541 I'm making you an agent by next week. 1858 01:26:52,542 --> 01:26:53,808 How's that? 1859 01:26:53,809 --> 01:26:56,612 You tell your buddies that on your way out. 1860 01:26:56,613 --> 01:26:59,181 Now go find me a new assistant. 1861 01:27:00,849 --> 01:27:04,487 Find your own assistant, Bernie. 1862 01:27:04,488 --> 01:27:05,321 I'm out. 1863 01:27:09,492 --> 01:27:11,627 Don't make me count again. 1864 01:27:11,628 --> 01:27:12,711 Jimmy! 1865 01:27:12,712 --> 01:27:13,670 One! 1866 01:27:13,671 --> 01:27:14,630 Two! 1867 01:27:18,133 --> 01:27:20,435 Can someone get my phones? 1868 01:27:20,436 --> 01:27:22,904 * It's impossible 1869 01:27:22,905 --> 01:27:26,474 * I know what you're the game 1870 01:27:26,475 --> 01:27:30,446 * 'Cause some things you can't revive * 1871 01:27:30,447 --> 01:27:32,347 * Don't know where to go 1872 01:27:32,348 --> 01:27:34,599 * Only need to feel something 1873 01:27:34,600 --> 01:27:36,852 * Gimme one more 1874 01:27:36,853 --> 01:27:38,286 I did it! 1875 01:27:38,287 --> 01:27:40,623 I got my fucking balls back! 1876 01:27:41,478 --> 01:27:42,758 I don't know where they've been, 1877 01:27:42,759 --> 01:27:44,610 but I just got them back. 1878 01:27:44,611 --> 01:27:46,461 I just quit the agency. 1879 01:27:46,462 --> 01:27:48,564 - You did? - Hell yeah, I did! 1880 01:27:48,565 --> 01:27:49,864 Who was I kidding? 1881 01:27:49,865 --> 01:27:51,082 Trying to be somebody I'm not. 1882 01:27:51,083 --> 01:27:53,243 I'm not like those people. 1883 01:27:53,244 --> 01:27:55,404 I fucking hate those people. 1884 01:27:55,405 --> 01:27:57,239 Anyway man, thank you. 1885 01:27:58,273 --> 01:28:00,008 For looking out for me. 1886 01:28:00,009 --> 01:28:01,075 I appreciate it. 1887 01:28:01,076 --> 01:28:02,711 Oh, hey, this is for you. 1888 01:28:02,712 --> 01:28:04,347 It was on the front door. 1889 01:28:05,548 --> 01:28:07,215 I gotta take a shit. 1890 01:28:14,957 --> 01:28:16,358 Dear cousin Sol. 1891 01:28:16,359 --> 01:28:17,825 I didn't get a chance to say goodbye, 1892 01:28:17,826 --> 01:28:18,927 but, more importantly, I didn't get to say thank you 1893 01:28:18,928 --> 01:28:20,862 for everything you did for me. 1894 01:28:20,863 --> 01:28:24,232 But I think it's time I handed in my hall pass. 1895 01:28:24,233 --> 01:28:27,602 And I think it's time for you to open your eyes. 1896 01:28:27,603 --> 01:28:30,873 And when you do, you'll find the gift you've always wanted. 1897 01:28:30,874 --> 01:28:33,909 She's always been there and she always will be. 1898 01:28:33,910 --> 01:28:35,678 Say goodbye to the boys for me. 1899 01:28:35,679 --> 01:28:37,679 Take care, Happy. 1900 01:28:37,680 --> 01:28:40,983 P.S. They said I should be receiving some residuals soon. 1901 01:28:40,984 --> 01:28:44,653 I hope this helps you get through the month. 1902 01:29:10,646 --> 01:29:11,480 Hey. 1903 01:29:12,448 --> 01:29:13,281 Hey. 1904 01:29:17,920 --> 01:29:20,088 How you doing? 1905 01:29:20,089 --> 01:29:20,923 Fine. 1906 01:29:23,526 --> 01:29:28,363 Look, I'm sorry I made you feel uncomfortable yesterday. 1907 01:29:29,214 --> 01:29:31,534 I mean, it was selfish of me to think you'd drop everything 1908 01:29:31,535 --> 01:29:36,237 and be with me, just because I wanted you to be. 1909 01:29:36,238 --> 01:29:40,976 It's just that everything in my life right now is wrong. 1910 01:29:40,977 --> 01:29:43,912 You're the only thing that's right. 1911 01:29:46,048 --> 01:29:48,883 I mean, I don't even deserve you. 1912 01:29:48,884 --> 01:29:52,487 But I wanna get it together, and I just hope 1913 01:29:52,488 --> 01:29:56,091 that when the time is right, you'll be there. 1914 01:30:02,197 --> 01:30:04,433 That's all I wanted to say. 1915 01:30:07,803 --> 01:30:12,708 * Life is short enough, are you feeling lonely * 1916 01:30:12,709 --> 01:30:15,227 * Don't you just wanna spend your time * 1917 01:30:15,228 --> 01:30:17,745 * With someone that can read your mind * 1918 01:30:17,746 --> 01:30:22,751 * There's no postcards when you're floating out this far * 1919 01:30:24,019 --> 01:30:28,090 * And for the last time, I wanna feel something * 1920 01:30:28,991 --> 01:30:33,495 * Like a wave on the ocean 1921 01:30:33,496 --> 01:30:37,999 * Wash away the old divide 1922 01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:43,005 * It's impossible, I know what you're thinking * 1923 01:30:44,272 --> 01:30:47,975 * 'Cause some things you can't revive * 1924 01:30:47,976 --> 01:30:52,948 * Don't know where to go, only need to feel something * 1925 01:31:06,729 --> 01:31:09,447 And here we are in the last inning, folks. 1926 01:31:09,448 --> 01:31:11,407 Foothill trails this ballgame five to two, 1927 01:31:11,408 --> 01:31:13,367 there are two outs, 1928 01:31:13,368 --> 01:31:15,169 and the bases are loaded. 1929 01:31:15,170 --> 01:31:17,673 A home run could win this ballgame. 1930 01:31:20,142 --> 01:31:20,976 Strike! 1931 01:31:22,144 --> 01:31:25,614 Bullshit! That was outside, you suck! 1932 01:31:25,615 --> 01:31:26,881 I suck? 1933 01:31:26,882 --> 01:31:28,082 You couldn't hit your way 1934 01:31:28,083 --> 01:31:29,952 out of a paper bag, you little punk! 1935 01:31:29,953 --> 01:31:31,318 You suck. 1936 01:31:31,319 --> 01:31:33,556 Say it again. I dare you. 1937 01:31:36,324 --> 01:31:37,593 That's what I thought. 1938 01:31:37,594 --> 01:31:38,426 Play ball! 1939 01:31:42,230 --> 01:31:44,298 Yeah! 1940 01:31:44,299 --> 01:31:48,637 That's for you, old man! 1941 01:31:48,638 --> 01:31:50,237 Foul ball! 1942 01:31:50,238 --> 01:31:51,939 Oh, foul ball! 1943 01:31:51,940 --> 01:31:55,076 That brings the count to O and two. 1944 01:31:55,077 --> 01:31:59,815 Calling this ballgame, third generation umpire Sol Goode. 1945 01:32:06,288 --> 01:32:09,156 Strike three! You're out! 1946 01:32:09,157 --> 01:32:11,627 This ballgame is over, folks! 1947 01:32:12,895 --> 01:32:14,295 - No! - Five to two! 1948 01:32:14,296 --> 01:32:16,464 That's my dawg right there! 1949 01:32:29,077 --> 01:32:30,511 Not bad for a rookie. 1950 01:32:30,512 --> 01:32:33,314 I told you it was in your blood. 1951 01:32:33,315 --> 01:32:36,117 Sol, I have something for you. 1952 01:32:36,118 --> 01:32:39,487 This has been in our family for three generations now. 1953 01:32:39,488 --> 01:32:41,389 It's protected us well. 1954 01:32:49,264 --> 01:32:52,868 Thanks, Dad. 1955 01:32:55,270 --> 01:32:58,406 I'm proud of you, Sol. Proud of you. 1956 01:32:59,374 --> 01:33:00,175 Hey ump. 1957 01:33:02,010 --> 01:33:03,612 Called a good game. 1958 01:33:11,820 --> 01:33:13,238 You were right. 1959 01:33:13,239 --> 01:33:14,657 About what? 1960 01:33:15,824 --> 01:33:18,460 You are the man I'm supposed to be with. 1961 01:33:30,372 --> 01:33:32,439 * Ooh-ooh 1962 01:33:32,440 --> 01:33:35,760 * Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh 1963 01:33:35,761 --> 01:33:39,081 * Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-Ooh 1964 01:33:39,082 --> 01:33:42,200 * Ooh-ooh-ooh 1965 01:33:42,201 --> 01:33:45,319 * Dream away 1966 01:33:45,320 --> 01:33:47,188 * Dream away dreamer 1967 01:33:47,189 --> 01:33:50,591 * Fly away, lifetime schemer 1968 01:33:50,592 --> 01:33:55,597 * Satellite, watching from up above * 1969 01:33:57,532 --> 01:34:00,969 * Late at night, cars in the streetlights * 1970 01:34:00,970 --> 01:34:05,173 * Celebrate, life in the fire-fight * 1971 01:34:05,174 --> 01:34:09,377 * Every night, taking all our love * 1972 01:34:11,313 --> 01:34:12,814 * Dream away 1973 01:34:12,815 --> 01:34:15,066 * Dream away dreamer 1974 01:34:15,067 --> 01:34:17,318 What are you doing? 1975 01:34:17,319 --> 01:34:19,554 Um, I have to go to work. 1976 01:34:20,537 --> 01:34:22,057 I thought you said you had the day off. 1977 01:34:22,058 --> 01:34:23,290 I did, but, um, 1978 01:34:23,291 --> 01:34:25,828 I promised somebody that I'd cover their shift. 1979 01:34:25,829 --> 01:34:27,562 You have to go right now? 1980 01:34:27,563 --> 01:34:28,830 Uh-huh, I do. 1981 01:34:28,831 --> 01:34:32,067 But, um, thanks for last night. 1982 01:34:32,068 --> 01:34:33,568 And I'll call you. 1983 01:34:43,245 --> 01:34:45,413 Did I just get P.O.D.'d? 1984 01:34:47,249 --> 01:34:48,083 Gotcha. 1985 01:34:49,251 --> 01:34:54,256 * Satellite is always watching over you * 1986 01:34:55,924 --> 01:35:00,695 * Satellite is watching everything you do * 1987 01:35:05,968 --> 01:35:09,837 * All of my dreams are slowly dying * 1988 01:35:09,838 --> 01:35:13,708 * Satellite, it may never come true * 1989 01:35:16,044 --> 01:35:17,880 * Dream away 1990 01:35:17,881 --> 01:35:18,713 Uh. 1991 01:35:19,882 --> 01:35:22,317 Thanks for letting me crash, dude. 1992 01:35:22,318 --> 01:35:23,318 It's cool. 1993 01:35:25,821 --> 01:35:28,256 Hey, don't tell anybody okay? 1994 01:35:32,660 --> 01:35:34,830 Don't tell anybody what? 1995 01:35:35,998 --> 01:35:36,832 Nothing. 1996 01:35:42,805 --> 01:35:44,138 What, are you kidding me, dude? 1997 01:35:44,139 --> 01:35:49,144 * Satellite is always watching over you * 1998 01:35:50,545 --> 01:35:52,413 * Satellite is watching 1999 01:35:52,414 --> 01:35:53,782 What, are you kidding me, dude? 2000 01:35:58,186 --> 01:36:00,754 Go back down right now. 2001 01:36:00,755 --> 01:36:03,625 Fuck, I have diarrhea. 2002 01:36:07,963 --> 01:36:10,165 I think that's the chick from the Diesel ads. 2003 01:36:10,166 --> 01:36:11,266 Dude. Fuck. 2004 01:36:13,568 --> 01:36:16,038 Wasn't into her, man. 2005 01:36:16,039 --> 01:36:17,372 She had cankles. 2006 01:36:18,706 --> 01:36:20,207 What are cankles? 2007 01:36:20,208 --> 01:36:22,088 Cankles, you know, the calf goes right into the. 2008 01:36:23,912 --> 01:36:25,952 You know, when the calf goes right into the fucking. 2009 01:36:27,515 --> 01:36:31,685 What are cankles? 2010 01:36:31,686 --> 01:36:34,522 Oliver? 2011 01:36:40,262 --> 01:36:42,397 - Sid on line one! - I said no! 2012 01:36:42,398 --> 01:36:44,866 Oh! 2013 01:36:44,867 --> 01:36:46,633 Oh, goddamn. 2014 01:36:46,634 --> 01:36:49,037 Oh, goddamn, baby, you feel that? 2015 01:36:49,038 --> 01:36:50,337 You feel that shit? 2016 01:36:50,338 --> 01:36:52,539 I fucking love this song. 2017 01:36:52,540 --> 01:36:54,458 Um, what's the best thing on the menu? 2018 01:36:54,459 --> 01:36:56,378 Well, it depends on what you like, 2019 01:36:56,379 --> 01:36:58,546 I think, well there's the. 2020 01:37:00,883 --> 01:37:02,483 The best thing. 2021 01:37:02,484 --> 01:37:04,218 Oh, shit. 2022 01:37:04,219 --> 01:37:06,320 You have any Bisquick mix? 2023 01:37:06,321 --> 01:37:08,523 I make the meanest fucking pancakes, dude. 2024 01:37:10,325 --> 01:37:11,926 What is that? 2025 01:37:11,927 --> 01:37:13,228 That is your little proof of purchase, 2026 01:37:13,229 --> 01:37:14,896 you little bitch. 2027 01:37:14,897 --> 01:37:16,397 Oh fuck. - Yeah. 2028 01:37:16,398 --> 01:37:17,732 - Why are you... - She was right here. 2029 01:37:17,733 --> 01:37:19,250 - Sure, she... - She was right... 2030 01:37:19,251 --> 01:37:20,768 - God! - I'll get you a towel. 2031 01:37:20,769 --> 01:37:22,536 I'll get you a towel. 2032 01:37:22,537 --> 01:37:26,673 I'm sorry, baby. 2033 01:37:26,674 --> 01:37:29,477 I mean, I had a lot in there. 2034 01:37:29,478 --> 01:37:31,578 I was backed up, baby. 2035 01:37:31,579 --> 01:37:35,683 I heard you're packing a fucking Duraflame, dude. 2036 01:37:35,684 --> 01:37:39,121 - How you been? - I've been good. 2037 01:37:39,122 --> 01:37:41,055 Dude, I heard you. 2038 01:37:41,056 --> 01:37:43,091 - How you been? - I've been good, man, 2039 01:37:43,092 --> 01:37:44,892 let's cut the small talk. 2040 01:37:44,893 --> 01:37:46,693 How you been? 2041 01:37:46,694 --> 01:37:48,479 Pretty good. 2042 01:37:48,480 --> 01:37:50,264 I've been good. 2043 01:37:50,265 --> 01:37:52,434 Dude, I heard you're packing a beer. 2044 01:37:52,435 --> 01:37:54,368 Packing a fucking. 2045 01:37:54,369 --> 01:37:57,671 Let's cut the small talk. 2046 01:37:57,672 --> 01:38:00,574 Pull your shit together, motherfucker. 2047 01:38:00,575 --> 01:38:03,527 I'm fucked. I'm fucked. 2048 01:38:03,528 --> 01:38:06,481 Cut it. 140765