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Right, it's me next
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Allez les grecs! Allez! Come come
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- Missed - Italy, Italy
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Now, you watch me
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A goal for Italy
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We are the champions
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Good evening! What's going on here?
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We are playing the English
game of shoving the halfpenny
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Italy against Greece
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S�, me �rbitro! Chicken
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- Chicken? - S�
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- When a player is off the
side, chicken - It's a foul
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- S�! Foul, chicken! The
same - Not quite the same
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- Who's winning? - Italy
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- Good - Only just
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- What's the score? - Six nil
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Oh, very close!
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- And what's that? - It's... It's...
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- It's water - Sure, it's water
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- Water? That's wine - Wine?
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Santa Maria! Another miracle
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I don't wanna see that
in this class again!
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Right now back to your places everybody!
Straighten up this table please
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Rather than go straight on to a lesson
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I thought it might be a good idea if we
talked about what we did at the weekend
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Give you all a chance to brush
up on your English conversation
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Now who should we start with? Danielle
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How did you spend your weekend?
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- I went to Brighton with my
new boyfriend - Very nice
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- And he was very naughty - Yes,
people usually are in Brighton
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No, he was naughty on the motorway
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- The police were not very
happy - I'm sure they wouldn't
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They made him stop the car
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- You mean he was driving
at the time? - Of course
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How else would he be doing the
hundred miles an hour?
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- You mean he was speeding? - Yes
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What did you think he was doing?
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How about you Anna! Did you
spend the weekend with your boyfriend?
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- Nein, I have no boyfriend
- That's a pity
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- Everybody should have a
boyfriend - I have no boyfriend
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- I was referring to the girls
now - A thousand apologies
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I vonce had a bed experience with a boy
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- A bed experience? - Ja
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- He tried to get you into bed?
- No, no
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Not bed sleep! Bed, opposite of good
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- Bad - Ja, bed
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- What happened? - I cannot
tell you! It vos too awful
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Japanese philosopher
say ''Confession velly good for soul''
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Yes, tell us what happen
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You don't have to if
you don't want Anna
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Maybe it's better I get it off my breakst
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- Chest - Ja
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It vas dreadful! I still
blush ven I think of it
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Yes perhaps, you'd
better not tell us then
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- She must - Most definitely!
I am all earholes
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It was about five years ago
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I was going out with this boy
Kurt! I was young and innocent
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One night, we had been
in a beer garden
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and we had been drinking
lots of Schnapps
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Afterwards, I invited him up
to my apartment for a coffee
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Japanese philosopher also say
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''Man who goes to radies appartment for
dlink usuary end up having nibble!''
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I think we'll leave your Japanese philosopher
out of it if you don't mind Taro!
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Go on Anna
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Vell, ve set together on the
bed and he vos stroking my 'end
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Which end?
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- This 'end - Ah, your hand
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Blimey, I am thinking I am too
young to be hearing any more
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You may leave the room
if you wish Ranjeet
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Oh no, I stay! It's good to
be knowing the ways of the world
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What happen next Anna?
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- Kurt vos kissing me on my neck
- Sacre bleu!
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Then he vos kissing me on the shoulder
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Then he vos kissing me all over the place
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Go on!
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I vos feeling all romantic
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Then with all the drink I had, and the
warmth of his body by mine on the bed
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I did something I have
always been ashamed of
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- What did you do?
- I fell asleep
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Santa Maria!
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- Then I voe up and he vos gone
- How sad
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- Nevermind! Taro! - ''Aso''
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- How did you spend your
weekend? - I go to Parace
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- Paris - Yes
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- A weekend in France?
- No Flance, Englando
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- Taro - Yes teacher?
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- Paris is in France
- No to Buckingham Parace
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Ah, Buckingham Palace! I follow you
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- You forrow me? - Yes
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I didn't see you then
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I mean I understand you
went to Buckingham Palace
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- Yes, there I see loyal frago
- Loyal frago?
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- Royal flag - ''Aso''
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- Jamila - Yes
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How did you spend your weekend?
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- Weekend? - Yes
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- What did you get up to?
What did you do? - Jeeg Jeeg
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- You went dancing? - No
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Jeeg Jeeg! Fillum! Mowris
Chevalay! ...For little girls
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- Ah, Gigi! - Jeeg, jeeg
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- Max - That's me
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- How did you pass your weekend?
- Saturday, I go to see the big fight
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- A boxing match? - No a football match
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Then, Sunday I take my girlfriend to
see the Tower of London
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Very cultural! Did you
see any Beefeaters?
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- Beefeaters? - Yes
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No, I only see people eating sandwiches
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All right, all right! Very funny
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- Juan - Si senor
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- What happened to you at
the weekend? - Por favor?
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- How did you spend the weekend?
- Por favor?
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- Weekend! Semana - Ah si
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Saturday I work in bar! Sunday
I stay cama, durmiendo
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Por favor? I mean pardon?
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Durmiendo
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- You slept - S� sleep
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- I thought you were R. C. - Por favor?
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- R.C. Roman Catholic - S�� Cat�lico
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Esp�ritu Santo D�mine
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You said you slept! Surely you're
supposed to go to church on Sundays
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God he tell us six days you work!
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On the seven day you rest! I rest
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You big sinner!
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- No sinner - Si
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When you die, you not go to
Heaven! You go down to hell
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O! ls more of my friends
downhell than upheaven!
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You spend five minutes down there and
you'll just be another Spanish omelet
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Alright! Sit down Giovanni
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- I presume you did go to church
- Si, every Sunday I go to Mass
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- You're a practising Catholic
then? - No, no practise! I'm perfect
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In Italy when I was a little
boy I was gonna be a priest
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- Really? What made you change
your mind? - It's like this
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One day, the priest give
a big sermon in the church!
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All about women, girls and
the pleasures of the flesh!
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And the more he spoke, the more
I realize what I would be missing
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Excuse me Mr. Brown! Do you
mind if I intrude for a moment?
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No, not at all
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The school is holding
a draw next weekend
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- And I'm selling tickets for it
- Excuse me
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- This drawer you are selling tickets for?
- Yes?
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What sort of drawer is it? ls
is from dressing table or what?
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It's not that sort of drawer Ranjeet
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- It's a raffle - A thousand apologies
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It's in a very good cause!
The old pensioners
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Ticets are ten p. Each!
Who's going to buy some?
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- What about you Mr. Singh?
- Thank you but I must decline
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But it's for the old age pensioners
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Yes but what am I going to do
with one if I win?
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- The pensioners aren't the
prize - A thousand apologies again
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The first prize is a
weekend for two in Paris
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I'll take one! I wouldn't
say no to a weekend in Paris
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Why not we share the ticket together?
Maybe we can share the weekend too
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- That's immoral
- Yes but it's very nice
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I'm sure Mr. Brown wouldn't
dream of doing any such thing
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- Would you Mr. Brown?
- No, of course not
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I think I'll leave the tickets with you
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Do you think you can
get rid of two books?
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- Well l... - Excellent
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- Excuse please - Solly we are rate
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We are delayed because
of the reason of mist
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- Mist? - Yes please
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It's a perfectly clear night! How
can you have been delayed by mist?
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We missed the bus!
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Then we had to go to see
the dressmakers for a fitting
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- You're not having a dress
made? - No not Ari, me
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She is having a dress made for wedding
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A wedding dress?
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- You're getting married Su Lee?
- Yes next wee at Legistly Office
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Well I must say you've
kept quiet about that
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- Oh blimey, she is being
swept off her foot - Feet
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And who's the lucky man?
Do we know him?
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Yes please! It's me!
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Enter
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- Finished with your tray,
love? - Yes thank you Gladys
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- Tomorrow's the big day then
- What big day?
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- You know the wedding! Ali
and Su Lee - Oh that! Yes
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I had a long talk with the
girl last wee about her future
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That was very nice
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However, in spite of all I said, she
has decided to go through it
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There's nothing wrong in getting married
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You ought to try it
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I'm perfectly happy as I am! Thank you
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- Miss Courtney? - Yes?
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- Can I be a bit personal?
- If you must
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- Have you never been with
a man? - What do you mean?
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- Well you know - Certainly not
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I prefer a hot water bottle!
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At least you can hold it against
you without it getting amorous
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Haven't you ever wanted
to get married?
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Well, there was one occasion,
many years ago
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A boy I was very fond of! In fact we were
inseparable! He ased me to elope with him
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- How romantic! And did you? - Almost
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We set off one morning for Gretna Green!
But I'm afraid we never quite made it
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- How far did you get? - Golders Green
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My father caught up with
us and dragged me back home
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He forbade me to see the boy
again! Said we were far too young
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What a shame!
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- How old were you?
- He was eight and I was six
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Oh well, never mind! I'm sure that
somewhere, someone is waiting for you
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He'll have a very long wait
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I have no intention of subjugating
myself to any member of the male sex
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So I take it you think
women are equal to men
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Certainly not! Women are far superior
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- So you won't be at the
wedding tomorrow? - No
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I have much better things
to do with my time
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Than go and watch two people embarking
on such a foolish enterprise
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Well I'm going! I like weddings!
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I think they make a lovely couple
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Help yourself everybody!
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- Su Lee, for you - Thank you
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And Ali for you! A lovely glass
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- Sorry no! It is against my religion to
drink - It is also against my religion
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What's going on? Another
miracle Giovanni?
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No professori! We drink to
the health of the happy couple
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You have a glass
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Well I suppose it is a special occasion
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- Prego - Thank you
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Well what about a little toast then?
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We have no toast, only biscuits
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- No, I mean a toast to Ali and Su
Lee - We have no toast for them either
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- To Ali and Su Lee
- To Ali and Su Lee
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- May all your troubles be
Iittle ones - Little ones what?
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It's an old English expression! It
means to hope you have a family, a baby
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Oh blimey, I am doing something
about it last night!
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Yes, I am preparing a
Iittle room for nursery
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Please I am having a
very funny thought
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He is Pakistani! She is Chinese
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If they have a baby,
it will be Pakinese
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How dare you! I told you
no to be insulting!
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You ignorant son of a bearded poof!
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Come on!
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You brainless offspring of a camel!
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All right, that will do! Come on
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Iet's not forget why we're
here! You still have a lot to learn
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Now back to your places
everyone and put those glasses away
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This evening I thought we
try and have a group discussion
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All right? Yes? We'll pick a subject then
we'll all discuss it thoroughly
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- Now what would you like to discuss? - Girls
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I don't think so Giovanni! Anybody
has any other suggestion?
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- Sport! - Sport
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Yes, good idea! That's a
good subject Max! Sport
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Although most sports are international,
there are of course various activities
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Which are peculiar to
individual countries
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- For example, the national
sport of France is - Football
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Good, well done Danielle!
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- And the national sport
of Italy is... - Girls
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That is not a sport
248
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Maybe not but it's more
popular than football!
249
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- Su Lee, what's the national sport of
China? - China, excerrent at evelything
250
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- Especially table tennis and
athretics - Japan much more athretico
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Champions of kalate!
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Chinese Kung Fu much
supelior to Japanese Kalate
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Not so! I'm bracko belto!
Kung Fu mucho infelior
254
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All right, that'll do for now!
255
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We don't want any oriental
punch ups! Go and sit down
256
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Who can tell me what the
national sport of England is?
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- Yes Jamila? - Bally
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- Bally? - Balling green! Bally
259
00:16:04,957 --> 00:16:10,267
Bowls, yes but that's not exactly the
national sport! That honor goes to cricket
260
00:16:11,077 --> 00:16:14,467
Please, I not understand cricket
261
00:16:14,597 --> 00:16:17,587
Well it's quite straight forward! There
are two teams of eleven men each
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One side goes in and the other
side have to try and get them out
263
00:16:21,677 --> 00:16:27,267
- I didn't know you could play it
indoor - It's not played indoors
264
00:16:27,637 --> 00:16:30,547
But how can somebody be
out when he is already out
265
00:16:32,277 --> 00:16:33,257
I'll try to explain
266
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The team who is bowling is out
on the field!
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The team who
is battling is in the Pavilion
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Now the first two batsmen
come out to go in
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The first one to be out, goes back in and
another batsman comes out to go in
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- ls that clear so far? - Oh sure
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When he's in, he's not really in he's out and
when he's out, he's not really out he's in
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- That's right - It's crazy
273
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Mr. Brown, Mr. Brown! You're
wanted right away it's Miss Courtney
274
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- She said it's very
important - Yes thank you Gladys
275
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I shall be in a moment!
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Giovanni would you take charge of
the class while I'm away?
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- Sure - Good and pick a subject
278
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Ok! Now we talk about the girls
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Enter!
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- You sent for me Miss Courtney?
- Yes
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This is the teacher Mr. Brown
282
00:17:39,077 --> 00:17:44,147
- I am hearing much about
you - I hope it's all good
283
00:17:44,317 --> 00:17:47,507
This young lady has
called to see Mr. Nadim
284
00:17:47,637 --> 00:17:49,547
Oh Ali, You're a friend of his then?
285
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:53,457
- More than a friend - His sister?
286
00:17:53,597 --> 00:17:56,267
No, I am his wife!
287
00:17:59,157 --> 00:18:01,537
Tonight after school,
we take you in the pub
288
00:18:02,037 --> 00:18:06,467
- Yes and we are having a big
feast - S�� big fiesta, plenty drink
289
00:18:06,597 --> 00:18:09,387
It is rast nighto of fleedom
290
00:18:09,517 --> 00:18:13,137
Thank you please but it is not
necessary! I do not drink
291
00:18:13,597 --> 00:18:15,227
Don't be selfish!
292
00:18:15,517 --> 00:18:22,027
It is tradition the night before the
wedding for the bridegroom to be slashed
293
00:18:24,077 --> 00:18:27,187
I think you all men are
male chauvinist pigs!
294
00:18:27,317 --> 00:18:32,177
- Vy you not invite us to pub?
- What? And spoil the evening
295
00:18:33,357 --> 00:18:34,987
You make your own fiesta
296
00:18:35,357 --> 00:18:39,267
- We go to pub! All ladies - No prease
297
00:18:39,397 --> 00:18:42,467
- Jamila's right! We 'ave our own
celebration! - That's right!
298
00:18:42,957 --> 00:18:45,107
- Ali - Yes please
299
00:18:45,237 --> 00:18:48,107
- Can I see you please?
- You are seeing me now
300
00:18:49,077 --> 00:18:51,457
I want to see you in private!
In Miss Courtney's office!
301
00:18:51,957 --> 00:18:53,427
- It's rather very important - O.K.
302
00:18:54,997 --> 00:18:57,947
Excuse me! I will be back
very soon my beloved
303
00:19:00,037 --> 00:19:03,187
Ah l'amour! Toujours l'amour
304
00:19:03,277 --> 00:19:07,147
I wander what vas so important for
Mr. Brown to be telling Ali
305
00:19:07,277 --> 00:19:09,507
Maybe he's gonna tell
him the facts of life
306
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,187
- Sit down Ali - Thank you
307
00:19:13,717 --> 00:19:15,227
- Where's... - I've sent her
to the tea room
308
00:19:15,357 --> 00:19:16,417
- Where's... - I've sent her to the
tea room Good!
309
00:19:16,557 --> 00:19:17,827
I think it might be a
good idea if Ali and I were left alone
310
00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:19,467
Good! I think it might be a good
idea if Ali and I were left alone
311
00:19:19,957 --> 00:19:24,107
- I presume you'll speak to Miss
Su Lee - You presume wrong
312
00:19:24,517 --> 00:19:28,187
I think Mr. Nadim should
do his own dirty work
313
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:34,947
- Well Ali - Yes please
314
00:19:36,597 --> 00:19:39,467
- I'm not going to beat
about the bush - What bush?
315
00:19:42,077 --> 00:19:45,427
- I've just met your wife - Jelly good
316
00:19:46,157 --> 00:19:51,227
- I must say it rather came as a shock
- Excuse please, she is not that bad looking
317
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:55,467
No, no, no Ali! Don't you
understand? You're a married man
318
00:19:55,597 --> 00:19:56,507
Oh yes!
319
00:19:56,637 --> 00:19:59,547
Well then, how can you be possibly
thinking of marrying Su Lee tomorrow?
320
00:19:59,677 --> 00:20:01,467
- Why not? - It's bigamy
321
00:20:01,957 --> 00:20:03,867
Oh no, it's big of me
322
00:20:06,957 --> 00:20:09,987
Ali you don't understand! You
can't have two wives
323
00:20:10,117 --> 00:20:13,187
Oh yes please! It is
allowed by my religion!
324
00:20:13,357 --> 00:20:17,547
If the first wife is agreeable, the
husband can take another
325
00:20:18,437 --> 00:20:21,307
- You mean your wife doesn't mind?
- Not at all
326
00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:23,187
It's to have the baby
327
00:20:23,317 --> 00:20:24,587
- Baby? - Yes please
328
00:20:24,717 --> 00:20:28,467
We have been trying now for four
years and nothing is happening
329
00:20:28,997 --> 00:20:31,427
So I am taking another wife!
To have the babies
330
00:20:32,037 --> 00:20:34,597
But it's against the law in this country
331
00:20:35,357 --> 00:20:37,987
But they are not going to
be finding out, are they?
332
00:20:38,397 --> 00:20:41,387
Yes they are! Because I have
to be telling them
333
00:20:41,517 --> 00:20:42,387
Oh blimey
334
00:20:43,557 --> 00:20:45,187
What am I gonna be doing?
335
00:20:45,557 --> 00:20:48,387
The first thing you should do is
to tell Su Lee about your wife
336
00:20:48,517 --> 00:20:51,227
- She is already knowing
it - And she doesn't mind?
337
00:20:51,357 --> 00:20:55,187
Not at all! She is very
much in love with me!
338
00:20:55,277 --> 00:20:58,187
Well you'll just have to
tell her the wedding's off
339
00:20:58,277 --> 00:21:02,507
- She will be broken-hearted! - You
should have thought of that before
340
00:21:03,077 --> 00:21:05,457
- Come in - Excuse prease
341
00:21:05,957 --> 00:21:08,907
- Miss Courtney say you want to
see me - yes come in Su Lee
342
00:21:09,397 --> 00:21:12,227
- Ali has something to
tell you - Yes Ali?
343
00:21:13,157 --> 00:21:18,227
Well you see,
what I am trying to say is...
344
00:21:18,597 --> 00:21:22,267
There is something very
important you must be knowing
345
00:21:22,397 --> 00:21:23,267
What is it?
346
00:21:26,037 --> 00:21:28,417
- Mr. Brown will be telling you - Ali
347
00:21:29,637 --> 00:21:31,187
Sit down Su Lee
348
00:21:31,637 --> 00:21:34,587
I don't quite know how to put
this, but it has to be said
349
00:21:35,077 --> 00:21:36,467
I too have something to say
350
00:21:36,597 --> 00:21:38,587
- It's about the wedding
- I cannot mally Ari
351
00:21:39,117 --> 00:21:42,467
- You see, the point is...
Pardon? - I cannot mally Ari
352
00:21:42,957 --> 00:21:46,497
- Why can't you mally Ari... marry
Ali - I am not in rove with him
353
00:21:46,997 --> 00:21:48,187
But you must have said
you wanted too surely
354
00:21:48,277 --> 00:21:53,107
Yes I was just being solly for him at the
time! But now I know it is not possible
355
00:21:53,277 --> 00:21:54,467
How am I going to tell him?
356
00:21:54,957 --> 00:21:58,107
- It will bleak his heart -
Don't worry Su Lee! I'll tell him
357
00:21:58,237 --> 00:21:59,587
I'm sure I'll be able
to let him down gently
358
00:22:00,077 --> 00:22:02,987
U leave it to me! I'll sort it out
359
00:22:07,157 --> 00:22:09,227
- Excuse please Mr. Brown - yes Ali
360
00:22:09,357 --> 00:22:10,987
- Did you tell Su Lee? - Yes
361
00:22:11,117 --> 00:22:15,587
- Jelly good! Now I been
happy with one wife - Good
362
00:22:15,717 --> 00:22:18,587
I hope she didn't mind too badly of me!
363
00:22:18,717 --> 00:22:21,017
Well, I was as tactful as I could be!
364
00:22:21,157 --> 00:22:24,387
I told her it was better to have loved
and lost than never to have loved at all
365
00:22:24,517 --> 00:22:27,147
What a beautiful thought!
366
00:22:27,717 --> 00:22:30,907
- Was she very sad?
- Absolutely heartbroken
367
00:22:33,677 --> 00:22:36,237
- Did you tell Ali
Mr. Blown? - Yes Su Lee
368
00:22:36,357 --> 00:22:39,587
I told him it's better to have loved and
lost than never to have loved at all
369
00:22:39,717 --> 00:22:41,907
- Was he vely upset? - Broken-hearted
370
00:22:42,677 --> 00:22:46,507
Now pay attention everybody! Ali
and Su Lee have had a long discussion
371
00:22:46,637 --> 00:22:49,387
And by mutual agreement have
decided to call off their wedding
372
00:22:49,517 --> 00:22:53,217
We've already booked the pub! We've
ordered the toast and the drinks
373
00:22:53,357 --> 00:22:55,507
- You'll just have to cancel it!
- Excuse please
374
00:22:56,077 --> 00:22:59,861
- You do not have to be canceling
it - But we've nothing to cerebrate
375
00:22:59,861 --> 00:23:02,984
Oh blimey yes we have!
My lovely wife is telling me...
376
00:23:03,419 --> 00:23:05,980
that I'm going to be a daddy at last
377
00:23:08,397 --> 00:23:10,307
C'est merveilleux!
378
00:23:10,997 --> 00:23:15,107
Come on everybody! To the pub
379
00:23:16,397 --> 00:23:21,387
It's not time to go yet! It's
half an hour early! Come back!
380
00:23:26,157 --> 00:23:29,027
Just a moment! Where do
you all think you're going?
381
00:23:30,557 --> 00:23:31,537
To the pub!
382
00:23:32,237 --> 00:23:35,387
- Mr. Brown, that's most
unsatisfactory - I agree
383
00:23:35,517 --> 00:23:38,187
- What are you gonna do about it?
- There's only one thing I can do
384
00:23:38,317 --> 00:23:39,507
If you can't beat them, join them!
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