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- Mr. Brown - Oh, hello Miss Courtney
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- Why are you creeping about?
- I didn't want to disturb you
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How very considerate!
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Would you mind creeping into my office
for a moment? I want a word with you
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You may sit
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Now Mr. Brown
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The other evening after
everybody had gone
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- I went into the gentlemen's toilet
- I'm sure it was a perfectly natural mistake
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I went because the caretaker had complained
about the graffiti on the walls
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Mr. Brown, It's just not good enough
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Oh I don't know, I thought some
of it was rather witty
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It's disgusting
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Somebody had written
Enoch Powell rules O.K.
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Well with all due respect I'd
hardly call that disgusting
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I't was what was written
underneath that I found objectionable
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- And what was that?
- Miss Courtney is crackers
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I't may not have been one of my
students who was responsible
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There certainly was
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How can you be so sure?
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Who else but a foreigner would
spell crackers K.R.A.K.K.E.R.S.
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I'll see it doesn't happen again
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- Just one more thing Mr.
Brown - Yes Miss Courtney
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In a few wees time
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Your students will be sitting for
their lower Cambridge certificate
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Yes, and we're all looking forward to it
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I'm sure they're all going to
pass with flying colours
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You have more faith in them than I have
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Here is a set of last
years examination papers
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I suggest this evening that you
set your students a moc exam
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And see how good or otherwise they are
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- Closer - ls alright
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- Velly good - Don't forget
to be getting my turban in
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Smilo pleaso
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- Now who wants a picture?
- Yes please! One for my brother
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- Two for me - Ah so
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One for me, please
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Me too
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You too or you two?
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- One too - One
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One too for me, please
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That is, I am meaning one
too as well, not one two
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I would like also to be having one for me!
And one for my mother and one for my father
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and one for my brother and one for my sister
and one for my uncle and one for my aunty
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And one for his donkey
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Stickies and stonies may break my bonies
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but names will never be
hurting me you clever monkey
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- Seven? - Correcto
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- Your book Danielle - Thank you Max
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It's alright
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- Your handbag - Just a minute
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Next time you carry the handbag
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No I think it'suits you more
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Hey give me a kiss
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- Your handbag - Thank you Giovanni
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You just missed it
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We are having our photographs taken by Taro
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Taro, I would like very much for
you to take a photograph of me
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I'll take your picture
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- You have not the camera
- Sure I've got a camera at my home
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You come back with me after the
class and we take lots of pictures
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Then we can see what develops
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- What do you say? - I say no
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- You want a picture in classroom? - Yes
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How about here?
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- Bellissima - Amorfo
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Higher
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Excuse please
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No more higher you are
giving me naughty thoughts
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Me too! But I'm liking them very much
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- Now I take, ready? - Ready
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No good
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No good! You must be
joing! She's beautiful
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- Too close! Can get in top half or bottom
- But you are not taking her bottom
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Just take the head and the shoulders
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- You can take one of the legs for me after
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Very good!
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- Ready? - Ready
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Look at the camera
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What's going on here?
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- I am having my photograph
taken - Really? Very nice
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- Please can you do me a big
favour? - What sort of favour?
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- I would like a photo taken with you
- I don't think we ve got time for that
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Oh please it's for my mother and father
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I have told them all about you and
they d love to have your photo
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Oh very well
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- ls that allright with you Taro? - Yeso
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- You sit here - And what about you?
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I will sit on your knee
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- Are you sure this is for
your parents? - Of course
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Ready? Look at the camera
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We were just having our photograph taken
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I wasn't aware that photography was
included in the curriculum
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Yes would you all sit down please?
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- Daniella would you stand
up? - But what about our photo?
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We'll see about that
later! Go and sit down
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I't was for her parents
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I just came to bring you the answers to
last years examination papers
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Thank you
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- I hope I haven't got you
into trouble - I'll survive
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Now before we begin i'd
like all the male students
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To write the word crackers
on a piece of paper
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- Crackers? - Yes, I want
to find out how you spell it
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- You don't know how to spell it?
- Yes I do. I want to see if you do
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Okay
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So it was you
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- Please - You wrote this on
the wall of the gents toilet
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Excuse please, I am not
writing anything on wall of toilet
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Then how do you account for the fact that
you've spelt Crackers K.R.A.K.K.E.R.S.
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Whereas if you looked
on everybody else's paper
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You will discover that
they have spelt it...
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Oh well, at least you're all consistent
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In future please no more writing
on walls! Now pay attention
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In a few wees time you will all
be sitting for your examinations
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That is good! Much better to be
sitting for examination than standing
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I'll rephrase that
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In a few wees time you will all be
taking your Lower Cambridge Certificate
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And to find out how you're progressing
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We're going to have a mock exam
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That is to say an imaginary one
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During the second half of your lesson,
I want to see how many you can answer
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To find out your strength and weaknesses
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You can study the questions
during your tea break
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I would rather be studying the answers
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Yes I'm sure you would
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Now firstly, have you
all done your homework?
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Yes
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Good! Let's find how well you've done
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- Juan - Por favor
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What answer did you give to question one?
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Explain what is wrong with
the following sentence
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''The cows was in the field''
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''The cows was not in the field''
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No Juan! That is not the correct answer!
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The cows was in another field?
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The cows were in the field
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I didn't see them
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Ranjeet! Question two
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Name the three classes of
gender and give an example of each
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A thousand apologies but l
have answered that question with nothing
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You mean, you haven't
answered the question?
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That is the gist of what I am saying
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I am not comprehending the
meaning of the word gender
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Gender is the grammatical classification
of the sex of proper nouns
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But we are learning
about English not about sex
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You cannot learn about
sex from books Ranjeet
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You either have it or you don't have it
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- I have it! I know all about sex - Me too
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May I remind you we are
not here to discuss sex
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Why not? It's a very interesting subject
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I'm aware of that! But there
is time and place for everything
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You tell me the time and the
place and I'll be there
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Quiet please! Can we get back to
the matter of your homework?
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Ranjeet, the word
gender refers to whether or not
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A proper noun is masculine or feminine
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- Now I am understanding
- And what is the other?
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- Other what? - Gender
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There are three types of gender
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One is Masculine, one is
Feminine and the other is?
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Poof
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- Neuter - A thousand apologies
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Question three
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Give the feminine of the following ''lion''
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Rioness
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- Lioness - Rioness
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- No l, I - R, R
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- You are not saying it right
- Vely solly
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I know! Try saying rioness
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- Lioness! - Good
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In future, every time you
see an I pretend it's an R
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- Anna - Ja
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The feminine of Due
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- Du- kess - Duchess
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Jamila be careful! The feminine of monkey
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- Monkeyess - No
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- No? - The feminine of monkey is monkey
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There is no difference between
masculine and feminine
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Excuse please You are mistaken
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I've seen them at the zoo and
there is very big difference
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I'm talking about the word
itself not their physical appearance
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- Ali - Yes please
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Question four
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Explain what is wrong with
the following sentence
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''Waiter, I would like some chops of pork''
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''Waiter I would not like
some chops of pork''
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No Ali that's not right
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Yes please it is against my
religion to be eating pork
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The word pork is immaterial! How
do you feel about lamb?
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Oh blimey I like lamb very much
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Let's suppose the question read:
''Waiter I would like some chops of lamb''
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- What is wrong with that?
- I should be asing for mint sauce
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You should as for lamb
chops and not chops of lamb
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Jelly good
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Max question five!
Quite a hard one this one
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Construct a sentence using
the word lndisposition
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Sure!
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Every Saturday I play the football
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And I am being the goalkeeper! Because
I like playing in this position
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Silence! This is no laughing matter
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If your present standard
is anything to go by
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You haven't a chance
of passing you exams
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I suggest you take an early tea
break! Study those questions
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And let's hope you show some
signs of intelligence
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Otherwise we might as well stop
wasting each others time
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Hey, Max
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You know Professori, he's mad at us
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Sure, we must do good
with these questions
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That's right! We must
get every question right
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- How do we do that? - I got an idea
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Professori is got the answers
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- So? - So we get them from him
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- He's not gonna give them to us
- He don't have to! We steal them
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- There you are dearie! - Thank you
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10 p! Thank you
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- Who's next? - Me please
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- Tea or coffee? - Hot water
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- Hot water? - Yes please
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I bring on my own tea bag
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- You can't do that
- But I'm already doing it!
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I am starting an economy ride
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- But that tea bag's already
been used - Most definitely
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I am making three cups
of tea out of one bag
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Well, I'm sorry but you
can't make your own tea
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Well, I'm sorry but you can't make
your own tea Oh blimey,
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then I am not having any at all
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Oh blimey, then I am
not having any at all
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Next please
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Buenas noches my little flower!
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How beautiful you look
tonight! Just like a madonna
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- Are you talking to me? - Si
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- No - No what?
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- Whatever it is you're after - ls nothing!
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Well maybe just one thing
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You see I am a little tall with the monkey
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- I pay you for coffee tomorrow
Oh no, no monkey, no coffee
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Ranjeet! You are my friend!
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You my amigo! You lend me ten pence
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- I am only having 10 p. - It's alright
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- Se�ora, gracias! - Thank you
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- You are taikng my last 10
p. - You very good friend to me
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- Coffee please! - Ten p.
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- I am not having any monkey
- You are not having any coffee
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Can you be lending me 10 p?
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- Yes okay - A thousand thank you
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- I am making one condition - What is that?
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I would like to hear you say all Muslims
are nice kind and most wonderful persons
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If I am saying that, you
will be lending me 10 p?
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If you are saying that l
will be giving you 10 p.
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Very well! All Muslims are
nice kind wonderful persons
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Jelly good!
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- Here is only one thing - Yes please
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All Sikhs are very big liars
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Hey everybody, listen here!
It's very important
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- What is the matter?
- It's about the test we have
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We got to do good! Otherwise,
we're all in the minestrone
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00:14:48,850 --> 00:14:52,080
- ln the soup - That's
right! And we have the plan
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00:14:52,210 --> 00:14:55,680
- What plan? - We pinch the answers
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00:14:56,090 --> 00:14:58,470
- That's cheating - That's right
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I do not cheat
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00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:04,120
Perhaps the exam is not too bad! Maybe
we can answer the questions OK
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- Yes - It's not too difficult
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Let's have a look
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Question 1: Construct sentences using
the following types of clauses
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Adverbial clause of time;
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Noun clause as object of preposition!
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And main clause coordinate with first
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- Well Anna! - How we steal the answers?
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Ah Mr. Brown, your
students have been at it again
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Not more graffiti
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Not this time! Read this
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Young virile male student wishes to
meet nice lady form cookery class
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For evenings of mutual pleasure! Apply,
Maximillian Papandrious!
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Kindly inform Mr. Papandrious
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That the notice board is for official
notices and not for procuring young women
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I'm sure his intentions
were quite innocent!
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Evenings of mutual pleasure?
276
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:56,550
He probably only wanted
her to whip up an omelet
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- Tell him to whip up his own
omelets - I'll have a word with him
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See that you do!
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- Your coffee Miss Courtney
- Thank you, Gladys
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00:16:05,890 --> 00:16:10,000
By the way, how's the
mock exam coming along?
281
00:16:10,130 --> 00:16:11,080
Well we haven't started yet!
282
00:16:11,210 --> 00:16:13,240
We're going to get cracking just as
soon as they've finished our tea break
283
00:16:13,370 --> 00:16:15,080
I do hope that the results would be good
284
00:16:15,210 --> 00:16:17,640
Otherwise, we may have to
think about axing the course
285
00:16:18,130 --> 00:16:19,240
Axing the course?
286
00:16:19,370 --> 00:16:21,480
- You wouldn't do that
surely - I most certainly would
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00:16:22,130 --> 00:16:24,000
I't would be a complete
waste of time and money
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00:16:24,090 --> 00:16:27,360
To carry on and sit for an examination,
they have no hope of passing
289
00:16:27,770 --> 00:16:29,080
Thank you Gladys
290
00:16:31,610 --> 00:16:33,240
Well that's it, I've had it
291
00:16:33,730 --> 00:16:37,510
- I didn't think your class were
that bad - They are at the moment
292
00:16:37,650 --> 00:16:40,030
I'm sure that when the time comes they'll
come through with flying colours
293
00:16:40,170 --> 00:16:43,000
But right now, the only thing they're likely
to get right on the test paper is their names
294
00:16:43,130 --> 00:16:44,160
And even that's doubtful!
295
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,000
You'll have to help
them with the answers
296
00:16:46,410 --> 00:16:49,720
- Give them the answers?
- Not exactly give them to them!
297
00:16:49,850 --> 00:16:52,080
Just leave them lying
around where they can see them
298
00:16:52,210 --> 00:16:54,510
- That's cheating! - Not exactly!
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00:16:54,650 --> 00:16:57,280
It's not as if it's a real exam
300
00:16:57,410 --> 00:16:59,000
And you said you think they'll
pass out with flying colours
301
00:16:59,130 --> 00:17:00,190
And you said you think they'll
pass out with flying colours
302
00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:03,160
Be a pity if the course was cancelled!
303
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:09,080
All because of failing a
mock exam! But you know best
304
00:17:24,170 --> 00:17:26,160
Much too obvious!
305
00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:37,110
- How we steal the answers?
- I know! First we hit him on head
306
00:17:38,130 --> 00:17:40,360
That's no good! We make too much mess!
307
00:17:41,170 --> 00:17:44,080
- We got to get him out of
the class! - How we do that?
308
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,190
I don't know! Let's all think
309
00:17:49,290 --> 00:17:50,350
Studying hard?
310
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:55,000
- Professori, you're here! - Yes
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00:17:55,130 --> 00:18:01,080
Sit down! Have a cup of
tea! Have two cups of tea!
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00:18:02,130 --> 00:18:03,040
We'll be back! Max
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00:18:03,210 --> 00:18:06,280
- Just a minute Max! I want
a word with you - Yes?
314
00:18:06,410 --> 00:18:10,560
- I believe this notice
is yours - Sure
315
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:13,520
I'm afraid Miss Courtney will not allow
you to have that on the notice board
316
00:18:14,210 --> 00:18:15,080
Okay
317
00:18:15,210 --> 00:18:18,120
As a point of interest, did
anybody from the cookery class respond?
318
00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:19,280
Sure!
319
00:18:19,410 --> 00:18:23,280
She was beautiful we had a fantastic
time! Never before I had such a time
320
00:18:23,410 --> 00:18:25,320
Really? And what did she cook for you?
321
00:18:25,450 --> 00:18:27,160
Cook? We had a takeaway!
322
00:18:28,290 --> 00:18:29,760
Come on Max!
323
00:18:29,890 --> 00:18:33,040
- Where are you going?
- We go to spend two p.
324
00:18:33,170 --> 00:18:35,730
- The phrase is 'spend a penny' - Sure
325
00:18:36,170 --> 00:18:38,120
I spend a penny! He spend a penny!
That's two p.
326
00:18:39,370 --> 00:18:42,720
- You won't go in the classrom
I hope! - No professori!
327
00:18:42,850 --> 00:18:45,360
I've left the answers on my desk
328
00:18:45,490 --> 00:18:49,400
And I wouldn't want you to be
looking at them and copying them down
329
00:18:50,650 --> 00:18:54,190
- Would we do that, Max? - No
330
00:19:02,610 --> 00:19:06,120
That would be cheating
Mr. Brown, wouldn't it?
331
00:19:06,850 --> 00:19:09,150
- Hurry up! - Nearly finished!
332
00:19:11,130 --> 00:19:14,400
- Looking for somebody? - No
333
00:19:15,210 --> 00:19:17,160
I s Mr. Brown in the classroom?
334
00:19:17,650 --> 00:19:21,520
No, Mr. Brown is in tea room down
the corridor and on the left
335
00:19:21,650 --> 00:19:24,000
I am familiar with the
geography of this building
336
00:19:24,450 --> 00:19:27,760
- Would you mind moving? - What for?
337
00:19:27,890 --> 00:19:31,080
- I wish to enter classroom!
- But Mr. Brown is in tea room
338
00:19:31,210 --> 00:19:34,360
So you've already told me but l
wish to wait for him in the classroom
339
00:19:36,130 --> 00:19:38,120
Okay, Miss Courtney
340
00:19:38,530 --> 00:19:42,150
You want to go into the classroom, l
will open the door for you, Miss Courtney
341
00:19:43,290 --> 00:19:44,270
I'm not deaf
342
00:19:48,610 --> 00:19:54,360
Hello Mr. Cupello! All
ready to be taking your exam?
343
00:19:54,890 --> 00:19:57,560
- Sure, all ready - Good!
344
00:19:58,170 --> 00:19:59,310
Ah Miss Courtney, did you want me?
345
00:19:59,690 --> 00:20:04,080
No I just thought that I would suplevise
the class during the mock examinaton
346
00:20:04,210 --> 00:20:05,320
I'm sure there's no need for that!
347
00:20:05,450 --> 00:20:06,720
I'm quite capable of doing it myself
348
00:20:07,170 --> 00:20:08,520
Mr. Brown, when the
students take their real exams
349
00:20:08,650 --> 00:20:09,790
Mr. Brown, when the students take
their real exams You won't be...
350
00:20:09,930 --> 00:20:10,990
allowed to stay in the
classroom, let alone supervise!
351
00:20:11,130 --> 00:20:12,240
You won't be allowed to stay in
the classroom, let alone supervise!
352
00:20:12,370 --> 00:20:15,160
It's a precaution against
any attempt to cheat
353
00:20:15,290 --> 00:20:18,680
- Cheat? - Yes, it has
been known in the past
354
00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:22,080
For an over enthusiastic teacher to
provide his students with the answers
355
00:20:22,210 --> 00:20:25,040
Really? How contemptable!
356
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:29,320
Ladies and gentlemen, you have an
hour to complete this paper
357
00:20:29,450 --> 00:20:31,750
Starting from now...
358
00:20:32,210 --> 00:20:33,400
- Scusi - Yes
359
00:20:33,770 --> 00:20:37,160
- Can I spend a penny
please? - All right, but hurry
360
00:20:38,130 --> 00:20:41,280
You don't need to take your
exercise book, do you?
361
00:20:41,410 --> 00:20:45,000
Maybe I think of an answer,
so I write down
362
00:20:53,690 --> 00:20:58,080
- Come along Mr. Nadim - Yes
please, where we go along to?
363
00:21:00,130 --> 00:21:04,120
We're not going along to anywhere! I just
want you to get started on the answers
364
00:21:04,490 --> 00:21:05,680
I will do my best
365
00:21:06,450 --> 00:21:08,400
- Excuse me please - Yes
366
00:21:09,450 --> 00:21:14,040
- Toilet please
- Very well, but don't be long
367
00:21:18,650 --> 00:21:21,000
Here are the answers!
I got them in my book
368
00:21:21,210 --> 00:21:22,560
Good, I put them in my book!
369
00:21:22,690 --> 00:21:26,080
I tell Ranjeet, then Ali, Juan
and Taro! Then the girls
370
00:21:26,210 --> 00:21:29,640
Okay, we pretty smart, eh?
371
00:21:29,770 --> 00:21:32,000
Sure, we have no trouble with this exam
372
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:38,560
I'll be vely quick!
373
00:21:47,410 --> 00:21:49,560
Would you like to go to the toilet Mr. Brown?
374
00:21:50,530 --> 00:21:52,990
- No, no not at all
- Everyone else is being!
375
00:21:53,450 --> 00:21:55,560
I't is probably the cold weather
376
00:21:58,130 --> 00:22:01,360
- You have five minutes left
- I am finished!
377
00:22:01,490 --> 00:22:02,680
Good then I'll take your book!
378
00:22:04,130 --> 00:22:05,480
Has anyone else finished?
379
00:22:09,410 --> 00:22:11,560
Thank you! Thank you!
380
00:22:14,530 --> 00:22:17,560
I shall take all these home with
me tonight and mark them personally
381
00:22:18,210 --> 00:22:21,750
- I do hope they've done
reasonably well - So do l
382
00:22:22,210 --> 00:22:23,350
Otherwise, it's the axe!
383
00:22:23,770 --> 00:22:30,080
- Oh blimey, you are chopping his
head off? - Only metaphorically
384
00:22:31,770 --> 00:22:34,640
- You have about 2 minutes
Miss Chung - Not necessaly
385
00:22:35,130 --> 00:22:36,350
- Finished - thank you
386
00:22:38,850 --> 00:22:41,600
- Good night everybody! - Good night
387
00:22:41,730 --> 00:22:43,280
I shall see you all tomorrow
388
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:47,040
Just a moment Miss Courtney, won't
you need the answers?
389
00:22:47,170 --> 00:22:49,160
I shan't need them Mr. Brown!
390
00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:52,160
However I might as well take
them! It might speed up the marking
391
00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:57,560
- ls something the matter?
- These are the wrong answers
392
00:23:00,370 --> 00:23:02,670
These aren't the answers to
last years test paper
393
00:23:03,170 --> 00:23:05,730
They're the previous years!
I must have picked them up by mistake
394
00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:09,320
Last years answers must
be in my filing cabinet
395
00:23:13,370 --> 00:23:15,160
Are you all right Mr. Brown?
396
00:23:15,290 --> 00:23:18,760
- You look a little peaky
- I'm fine! Never felt better
397
00:23:31,490 --> 00:23:32,550
Mr. Brown!
398
00:23:35,170 --> 00:23:36,360
Good evening Miss Courtney!
399
00:23:39,890 --> 00:23:44,480
Mr. Brown, I marked your students
examination papers last night
400
00:23:44,610 --> 00:23:47,280
- It is unbelievable! - I can explain
401
00:23:47,410 --> 00:23:49,160
Everybody answered
every question correctly
402
00:23:49,290 --> 00:23:51,750
You see what happened
is... What did you say?
403
00:23:51,890 --> 00:23:54,320
Everybody answered
every question correctly
404
00:23:54,450 --> 00:23:58,040
- I told you it was
unbelievable! - It's miraculous!
405
00:23:58,250 --> 00:23:59,080
See for yourself!
406
00:23:59,850 --> 00:24:01,360
But these are the answers
you gave me last night
407
00:24:01,490 --> 00:24:02,520
That's correct!
408
00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:04,240
But you said they were
the previous years' answers
409
00:24:04,370 --> 00:24:08,040
Yes, but I discovered last night, I'd also
given you the previous year's questions
410
00:24:08,730 --> 00:24:11,160
Congratulations, Mr. Brown
411
00:24:11,290 --> 00:24:14,040
Your students are a credit to you!
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