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- Good evening everyone - Good evening
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- Good evening - Good heaven Ranjeet
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You're actually here on time
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- Yes - Well done
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Su malet�n
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Yes, thank you Juan and
thank you for carrying it
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De nada, hombre. Perm�tame
que le quite el abrigo, por favor
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Yes, thank you very much
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Ya sabe usted que aqu� estoy
yo para servirle, se�or
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- You spanish creeper - You ltalian
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All right, settle down everybody!
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We've got a lot of work to do tonight
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Excuse please
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- Just sit down a minute Ali,
will you? - No thank you
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l am only coming to tell you l am not coming
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- Not coming? - Yes please
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You can't leave in the middle of a term
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l mean you were doing quite
well! Why do you want to leave?
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- Oh blimey, l am coming up on the
puddles - Coming up on the puddles?
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- Yes please, the football
puddles? - The football pools
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Yes please! l am getting eight scoring draws
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- How many draws on the coupons?
- Only the eight l am getting
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Hey how much you win?
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Oh blimey, it could be half a million pounds
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Santa Maria
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l'm very happy for you! Because
you're my best friend
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He's also my friend
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And mine
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- l am the true friend of Ali - You?
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But of course! We are
practically bloody brothers!
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- l thought you didn't like
Muslims - l love Muslims
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Especially when they are having
half a million pounds!
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Well, l don't know what to say Ali
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l mean l'm very pleased for you of course
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- l am also being very pleased
for me - What will you do?
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Oh blimey, l am going to bed
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- To bed? - Yes please
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With all that money, l'm not needing to
be working, so l'm going to bed
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- You mean you're going to
retire - Most definitely
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You're quite sure you've got eight score draws?
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Oh yes, l got the copy
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Here please, the ones l'm ticking off
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Ali, l don't think you're
going to retire just yet
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- He's not gotta eight draws? - Oh yes
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- He's gotta eight... he's
got eight draws - Good
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But they're not all on the same line!
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- What difference is that making?
- lt means you haven't won anything
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- Notting at all? - Notting at all
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Bellos!
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Loco!
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That is typical of that Muslim
twit! No brains whatsoever
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Oh blimey, you are changing tune
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When you are thinking that l am very
wealthy you are being my bloody brother
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That is before I am finding
out you are bloody stupid
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Don't you call me stupid you bearded baboon!
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Quiet the pair of you and sit down
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l presume you're staying now Ali
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- l'm staying now, yes - Good
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Now this evening l thought we'd try some
practical use of the English language
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By acting out various situations that
you might come across in real life
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- Now, we'll start with you Taro - ''Aso''
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- Now, you are going to the bank - Banko, yes
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- Where are you going? - Banko
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- No, it's only a pretend bank - Pletendo?
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Yeso! We'll imagine this table is the
bank counter and l am the bank clerk
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And you are a customer and
you're coming to cash a cheque
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- All right? - Ok
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- Good morning Sir - lt is not good morning time
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lt is good night time
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Yes, it is now! But we are just pretending
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- Aso, Cally on - Thank you
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- Good morning Sir - One moment
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- What is it now? - Are
you Barclays or Midlando?
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lt doesn't really matter! Midland if you like
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- Good morning Sir - Goodbye
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Goodbye?
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Midlando not my banko! Barclays my banko
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All right, it's Barclays
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- Good morning Sir - Good morning
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- You wish to cash a cheque? - Yes pleaso
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Good! How much? Ten pounds?
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- Twenty? Thirty? - Thirty
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- And how do you want it? - ln money please
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Yes but do you want thirty in
tens, ones or fives or what?
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- Can l have thirty fives?
- No, that would be 150 pounds
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- Solly for mistako - Not to worry
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Thank you Taro! That wasn't too bad
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Now, who should we have next? Ah, Danielle
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You are the nicest banker l've seen
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Yes, well we're not in the bank now!
l want you to imagine something different
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- l have a very good
imagination - l'm sure you have
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Now you are going into a post
office and l am the assistant
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- Excuse me, can you help me?
- Certainly Madam! What is it you wish?
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How much is it a letter to post?
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- ls it someone in England?
- No, no it's a Swiss letter
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- A Swiss letter? - Yes, l write
to my boyfriend in Switzerland
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Well, it's more correct to say you want to send
a letter to Switzerland not a Swiss letter
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lt could be very embarrassing if
you were writing to somebody in France
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- Excuse me? - lt doesn't matter
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l am thinking l need some extra English lessons
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Maybe l could stay here with you after the class
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l don't think we could do that
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Well l come home with you and
you could teach me a lot
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Yes l'm sure l could! But l think
you know quite sufficient already
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- Now, is there anything else you
want? - Yes but l cannot tell you here
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- From the post office - No, nothing
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Well alright, thank you Danielle, that will do
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- Now, Juan - S� se�or
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- You're going to the Employment
Exchange - Por favor
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- You are going to get a
job - No, l already have ajob
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Yes l know that, we're assuming you don't
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And you're going to the
Employment Exchange to get one
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- As l explained to Taro, we're
pretending - lt's alright
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- Now, what is your name?
- You already know my name
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l do but the clerk at the job desk doesn't
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Ah, si! Juan Cervantes para servirle
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- Are you married? - S�
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l married to Gina Lollabrigida
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- Don't be ridiculous - Pretending
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Touch�, alright!
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- What sort of ajob are you
looking for? - Plenty money job
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l see and what is the work you want to
do in order to earn this plenty money?
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Plenty little!
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Alright Juan! Thank you! That will be sufficient
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Pity, l like it! A very good game!
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Thank you! Now, Ranjeet
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What is it you are wanting me to do?
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- You are going to the Doctor's
- What is the nature of my complaint?
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- Let's just say you don't feel
well - But l'm never feeling better
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- Pretend you have a cold - A cold what?
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Alright, let's forget about the cold
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- Just imagine you have a pain - Very well sir
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Well go on
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A thousand apologies! l am
waiting for you to say 'Next please'
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- Doctor always say 'Next please' - Next please
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- Good morning Doctor - Good morning
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- And what seems to be the
trouble? - l have a terrible pain
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- Where? - ln my imagination
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You're supposed to be
pretending it's a real pain
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A thousand apologies again!
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- l have a real terrible pain - Good
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- Where is this pain? - ln my foot
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His brains are hurting
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- Your backside will be hurting in a moment
- Blimey you can't even crack a pompadom
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- l give you bunches of fivers
- l give you bunches of tenners
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Miss Courtney
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What on earth is going on in here?
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We were just having a few practical lessons
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- What in, unarmed combat?
- lt might come in useful
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Well l'm afraid your students will
have to do without you for a little while
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- You're wanted down at the police
station - The police station?
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There's no need to look so
guilty! lt's nothing you've done
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lt's about one of your students! The lndian lady
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- Jamila? Has anything happened to her? - Yes
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She's been arrested for shoplifting!
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Hello
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Constable Wilkings?
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Where the devil are you? You
should've been back here by now
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Pardon? No i will not send a Panda car for you
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l don't care if somebody has pinched your
bicycle! Pinch somebody else's
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Would you like a cup of tea?
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Tea, cup! ''Char''
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Char, yes please no thank you! 4 sugar
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Don't run away
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Jamila! Are you all right?
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What did she say Ali?
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- ln English - Excuse me please
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She is saying she is very glad we
are coming to help her escape
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Ask her what she stole
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- Well? - Nothing
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She must have said more than that
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Yes please! She is saying she
only took a book from the newspapershop
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But the book was free
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There's obviously been some misunderstanding!
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l'll sort it out with the police
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- Will they be sending her to prison?
- No, no! l don't think it's that drastic
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l'll have a word with the
sergeant! Five pounds ought to do it
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Ah, l'm understanding! That is a fine
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No, no, no! Not exactly a
fine! Let's say it's a little gift
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- Gift? - Yes
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lt's an old English custom! l
scratch your back, you scratch mine
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- You scratch my back, l
scratch yours - That's right
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Very well! Where are you being itchy?
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No, no, never mind!
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- Char - Good evening
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- Good evening - Good evening
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- Are you Mr. Brown? - No, he is Mr. Brown
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l was speaking to him
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ln that case, you were right first time
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- Who are you? - Ali Nadim
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No, l am Ali Nadim! You are Mr. Brown
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Yes Ali, l'll do the talking,
alright? You just leave it to me
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Now l'm sure we can sort this out, inspector
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The Commissioner looks after promotions here sir
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Yes, you look like an lnspector
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l'm sure it's only a question of time
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May l compliment you on your station and
what a wonderful job you're doing
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Thank you sir
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- Now about this young lady? - Ah yes
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l expect you'd like to have a
look at my driving licence
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- What for? - To verify my identity
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- You said you were Mr. Brown - Yes
but you want some proof, don't you?
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Look if you tell me you're Mr.
Brown l accept that is the truth
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- Yes but l could have been
lying - Were you lying?
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No, he's definitely Mr. Brown!
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- He is telling the truth - Ali
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- l insist you look at my driving licence
- Oh very well, if it will make you happy
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- ls this yours sir? - Pardon?
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This five pound note was
inside you driving licence
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Are you sure? lt could have dropped
out of your trouser pocket
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Oh yes! And dropped upwards l
suppose on to the desk?
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Perhaps you had it tucked up your sleeves
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Yes and l could have a couple of
doves up the other but l haven't
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lt was definitely in your licence
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Yes sergeant is correct! l remember you
putting it there not a moment ago
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l forgot
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lt was just before you said ''You
scratch my back, l scratch yours''
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- Thank you George Washington - No l'm Ali
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Yes Ali, just be quiet please
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- Now sergeant, about this
young lady - Yes the accused
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Remember British Justice! A person is
presumed innocent until proven guilty
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- And this poor lady is innocent - l know that
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Just because she's an immigrant you
can't go picking on - pardon?
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Oh she pinched the book all
right but she thought it was buckshee
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See what it says on the front cover?
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- Free inside! Colour supplement - That's right
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- And she thought the whole book was free - Yes
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So it wasn't her fault
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lf anyone's to blame, it's the
person who's teaching her English
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lt's not always easy! Well if that's
all we'll be getting along! Come along Jamila
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Before you go sir
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Would you like to make a
donation to our Police charity fund?
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Well as a matter of fact, you've
caught me at a rather awkaward moment
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What about the fiver?
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You remember sir, the one
you thought you never had
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Oh, that fiver!
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You know what they say sir, what
you've never had you never miss
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Unless you knew it was there all the time
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ln which case it would
come under bribery and corruption
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You scratch my back and l'll scratch yours
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l see Mr. Brown is not back
242
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What are you doing at the moment?
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- We are studying our English Glammar - Good
244
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And how far have you got? Let me see your book
245
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Giovanni, Miss Courtney would
like to see your book
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l want to see your book
247
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Thank you
248
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''The affairs of a Call Girl''
249
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l thought it was about the adventures of
a telephone operator! Honest
250
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A likely story!
251
00:14:42,806 --> 00:14:45,876
Well, until Mr. Brown
returns l shall take the class
252
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- Se�ora, where are you taking
us - l'm not taking you anywhere
253
00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:56,486
l shall ask you a few
questions on general knowledge
254
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Now first of all, can anybody tell
me who said ''To be or not to be''?
255
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- Please you just said it - Yes
256
00:15:06,966 --> 00:15:10,316
But before l said it, who said it?
257
00:15:10,446 --> 00:15:12,276
- Excuse prease - yes
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Chairman Mao
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lt may come as a surprise to you, but
other people wrote things besides Chairman Mao
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Chairman Mao lite everything
261
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He certainly didn't lite - write - ''To
be or not to be''! Does anybody know?
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- William Shakespeare - Correct
263
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Excuse please! Who is this William Spearshake?
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- Shakespeare - A thousand apologies
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Are you not familiar with Shakespeare's works?
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- ls it a big place? - ls what a big place?
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These works of Shakespeare
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- l'm referring to the things he wrote - Scusi
269
00:15:54,326 --> 00:15:58,476
Can anybody tell me what
the population of England is?
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- Miss Shmidt? - Ja, English
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Not any longer
272
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However, what l really
meant was how many there are?
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l don't know, l haven't counted them
274
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Let me ask you a simple question
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- Mr. Nagazumi - ''Aso''
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Can you tell me how many
P's there are in a pound?
277
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Depend on size of peas
278
00:16:29,846 --> 00:16:33,876
l think you'd better all go back to
studying your books until Mr. Brown returns
279
00:16:34,766 --> 00:16:36,796
He surely can't be much longer
280
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l wish she'd tell us why
she's brought us back here
281
00:16:52,486 --> 00:16:54,866
She just said she was
having something to show you
282
00:17:02,566 --> 00:17:05,276
She is saying thank you for
saving her from the police
283
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And hopes you'll do the same next time
284
00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:09,956
Well let's hope there's not
going to be a next time
285
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Free Offer! 2 p. Off each tin
286
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- Supermark - Supermarket
287
00:17:22,326 --> 00:17:25,236
They've obviously been having... Oh no!
288
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Free offer! You haven't been taking
things from the supermarket
289
00:17:36,406 --> 00:17:37,436
Oh dearie me!
290
00:17:37,566 --> 00:17:40,636
- You can say that again - Oh dearie me
291
00:17:42,006 --> 00:17:45,626
We must be going back to see the
Police Sergeant and scratch his back again
292
00:17:46,686 --> 00:17:48,956
We can't do that! He'll never
believe this was a mistake
293
00:17:49,086 --> 00:17:50,196
Pinching a magazine is one thing
294
00:17:50,326 --> 00:17:53,356
But knocking off half a supermarket is
rather a different matter
295
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:57,506
On the other hand, we can't let Jamila keep
all these stolen goods! lt's dishonest
296
00:17:57,966 --> 00:17:59,436
She can give them to me!
297
00:17:59,566 --> 00:18:03,476
- l do not minding being
dishonest - Yes, l'm sure you're not
298
00:18:03,606 --> 00:18:05,756
Now listen Ali, l want
you to go back to the school
299
00:18:05,886 --> 00:18:09,666
And ask all the students to meet Jamila
and l outside the supermarket
300
00:18:10,046 --> 00:18:14,236
- What are we going to be doing?
- We're going to put all these things back
301
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:19,836
- Gladys, is everything locked
up? - Yes Miss Courtney
302
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:23,196
By the way, l don't suppose you
could give me a lift
303
00:18:23,326 --> 00:18:25,316
l'm afraid l'm not going straight home tonight
304
00:18:25,446 --> 00:18:27,796
There's a few things l need from the supermarket
305
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:43,356
Right, now you all know what to do! Just
be very careful that nobody sees you
306
00:19:24,366 --> 00:19:25,196
What are you doing here?
307
00:19:25,926 --> 00:19:29,436
l suppose you could say it
was an extra curricular activity
308
00:19:29,566 --> 00:19:33,436
- Sir, excuse me! lt's stuck
- What are you doing with thatjar?
309
00:19:34,286 --> 00:19:35,266
Trying to get it out
310
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lt's a long story, Miss
Courtney! l'll explain later
311
00:19:37,686 --> 00:19:38,596
Let me give you a hand
312
00:19:45,926 --> 00:19:48,876
All right, l've been watching you! Just
what do you think you're doing?
313
00:19:49,486 --> 00:19:51,556
Would you believe we're putting things back?
314
00:19:51,686 --> 00:19:54,756
- No - l didn't think you would
315
00:19:55,766 --> 00:19:59,836
Well, well, well! Regular
little Fagin, aren't you?
316
00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:02,316
l can explain Sergeant
317
00:20:02,406 --> 00:20:04,436
You're not going to show me
your licence again, are you?
318
00:20:04,566 --> 00:20:06,196
That's a relief
319
00:20:06,286 --> 00:20:08,436
See, we were actually
trying to return these goods
320
00:20:08,566 --> 00:20:09,476
Ask the students
321
00:20:11,246 --> 00:20:12,356
Quiet
322
00:20:12,486 --> 00:20:15,636
Now look, Sergeant, lt was
obviously just been a misunderstanding
323
00:20:15,766 --> 00:20:18,196
l see no reason why we should
pursue this any further
324
00:20:18,326 --> 00:20:20,916
- l'm sorry Madam - Miss if you don't mind
325
00:20:21,246 --> 00:20:25,676
Yes! Well l'm afraid l shall have to
make a report out on this affair
326
00:20:25,806 --> 00:20:28,316
- Now couldn't you forget it ever happened? - No
327
00:20:28,606 --> 00:20:32,796
l'm sure your Police Charity Fund wouldn't say
no to another contribution Sergeant
328
00:20:32,926 --> 00:20:35,796
Well, we're always grateful for anything, sir
329
00:20:35,926 --> 00:20:39,956
- Shall we say another five
pounds? - That's very generous of you
330
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:42,756
Come along everybody
331
00:20:43,806 --> 00:20:45,316
Just a moment Mr. Brown
332
00:20:45,846 --> 00:20:48,956
Where are you going? l
haven't made out my report yet
333
00:20:49,086 --> 00:20:52,316
Yeah but l've just given
you five pounds to forget it
334
00:20:52,406 --> 00:20:53,236
Oh no sir
335
00:20:53,366 --> 00:20:56,756
You've very kindly donated five
pounds to our charity fund
336
00:20:57,366 --> 00:21:01,276
- lt wasn't meant as a bribe, was it sir? - No
337
00:21:01,526 --> 00:21:04,516
Good, now let's take a few names
338
00:21:05,566 --> 00:21:09,596
- You Madam, sorry Miss - Courtney
339
00:21:11,526 --> 00:21:14,756
- Thank you! You sir - Si
340
00:21:14,886 --> 00:21:16,356
- What is your name? - Por favor
341
00:21:17,646 --> 00:21:21,676
- How do you spell that? - That's not his name
342
00:21:22,086 --> 00:21:24,956
- Giving me a false name, eh? - Por favor
343
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:28,796
l'll come back to you, Mr. Por
Favor or whatever your name is
344
00:21:30,526 --> 00:21:32,356
- You - Yes please
345
00:21:33,366 --> 00:21:37,476
- What is your name? - No, Watt is not my name
346
00:21:38,646 --> 00:21:40,636
l don't want to know what your name is not
347
00:21:41,326 --> 00:21:45,476
- What is your name? - And
l am telling you it is not
348
00:21:45,926 --> 00:21:49,626
- You, what is his name? - Nein
349
00:21:50,446 --> 00:21:54,316
Now we're getting somewhere Mr. Nine
350
00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:56,636
- That is not his name? - You just said it was
351
00:21:56,766 --> 00:21:59,226
You ask me if his name is
Watt, and l tell you Nein
352
00:21:59,366 --> 00:22:01,796
His name is not Watt but also not Nein
353
00:22:02,326 --> 00:22:03,596
l'm going around the bend
354
00:22:04,046 --> 00:22:06,556
- What is his name? - Absolutely not
355
00:22:06,686 --> 00:22:07,746
Not what?
356
00:22:07,886 --> 00:22:09,236
That is correct
357
00:22:09,366 --> 00:22:11,316
- What is your name? - Wrong again
358
00:22:11,926 --> 00:22:13,836
- He's not here - Who's not here?
359
00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:18,236
- Watt - Pardon
360
00:22:18,366 --> 00:22:20,636
Who is not here and Watt is not here neither
361
00:22:21,246 --> 00:22:22,996
You're all barmy
362
00:22:23,486 --> 00:22:29,996
Mr. Brown, if l promise not
to proceed with this report
363
00:22:30,846 --> 00:22:33,406
- Will you do me a favour? - Yes what is it?
364
00:22:33,526 --> 00:22:37,636
Take these crackpots out of here and
promise never to bring them back
365
00:22:38,046 --> 00:22:40,236
Even if they've committed a murder!
366
00:22:49,526 --> 00:22:52,596
Good evening Miss Courtney or should l say Miz
367
00:22:53,366 --> 00:22:56,196
Please don't remind me of last
night's unfortunate incident
368
00:22:56,286 --> 00:22:57,266
Sorry
369
00:22:57,406 --> 00:23:01,556
l hope you've explained to your lndian lady the
difference between Free and Free Offer
370
00:23:01,686 --> 00:23:04,316
Yes, she understands it! Don't
worry, it won't happen again
371
00:23:04,806 --> 00:23:08,586
Excuse me! l'm looking for a Jamila Ranjhatt
372
00:23:09,566 --> 00:23:11,716
- Are you thinking what l'm
thinking? - l hope not
373
00:23:11,846 --> 00:23:13,236
Why do you want Jamila?
374
00:23:13,366 --> 00:23:16,636
She ordered a mini bike from us over
a month ago and she hasn't paid us
375
00:23:16,766 --> 00:23:17,986
We've sent her three invoices
376
00:23:18,406 --> 00:23:21,276
- She actually ordered the bike
- Oh yes, she sent in the coupon
377
00:23:21,406 --> 00:23:23,756
- Here it is - Oh no, she's done it again
378
00:23:23,886 --> 00:23:28,746
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